Million Dollar Scam Only Black Dudes Can Do

>> Hello, what's up everybody, and welcome to Flagwich and Boy Shultz in here at Alex Media, a marketing guy who has miles media over there, and I think we got to start out by talking about just how truly stupid women in America are, I didn't think it was possible. I didn't think it was possible after seeing the reaction to Lindsey Clancy, I was like there's no way that there are women more stupid than these women defending Lindsey Clancy. >> This is a bad take. >> And then we found out that they get dumber. >> Okay. >> They actually get dumber and more racists, women in this country, man. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> As part, maybe. >> Racism, it's crazy. >> Racism is dumb. >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> There you go. >> It's other really dumb or you're right and you're right and you get to make it another day. >> Yeah. >> Yes, shot at that Patrice joke. >> No. >> I agree. >> Okay. >> So listen, there's a guy named, this story is absolutely amazing. >> Yeah. >> Dejan Love is his fake name? >> Yeah. >> This is real name. Who knows. >> Anyway, guy pretend to play for the 49ers scammed a bunch of women out of over a million bucks. >> Yeah. >> 26 women. >> 26 women. >> 1.3 million. >> 1.3 million. >> 1.3 million. >> That we know about. >> We're just giving it up for him one time. >> Listen. >> Come on. I tell you something. >> Just one time. >> I'm against this. >> I'm against this. >> Yes. >> I'm against this. >> But just for the greed part. >> Oh. >> Okay. >> Wait a minute. >> Because he, how many friends did you have that like pretended to be NFL players get pussy? >> I had one, maybe one in a possible. >> You guys knew people that did this? >> You didn't know black people. So basically, so basically when you're, this is black purpose, we talked about this, right? Black privilege in America, and I'm not saying it's worth it, because there's a lot of things that are not privileged, whatever the opposite of privilege is. Disadvantaged. >> Disadvantaged. >> Black disadvantage. Obviously, harassed by the police. You get falled around stores. All the girls think your dick is way bigger than his. >> Yeah. >> There's a bunch of unfairs. >> So disappointed when they see your actual dick size. Because it's a myth. >> Yeah. >> That's a huge disadvantage. So those are the black disadvantages, and we acknowledge those as we move on to the conversation. >> Yes. >> The black privilege is, here's white privilege, right? I can walk into a store. I can take an item, and I can pretty much walk out of the store. And nobody, and they might look at me like, did you pay for that? And if I just go, yeah, they go, okay, that's white privilege in America. >> Great. >> Black privileges, you can say that you are on a sports team, an elite sports team. >> An elite sports team, and women are dumb enough to believe it. That is black privilege. And the reason black privilege, and we know it's black privilege, is because white players on the teams don't even get believed that they're on a sports team. >> That is. >> That's right. >> Tyler Collick, New York Nick, almost got arrested at the parade. >> Yeah. >> The police. >> Yeah. >> And these are Nick fans. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> The police in the city, the security stopped Austin Reeves. >> Yeah. >> And Austin Reeves is not like a six to guard. Austin Reeves is six eight. So even if you are as tall as a basketball player needs to be simply having white skin and a come over, we'll stop you from, stop you from believing on the team. There was an even exchange, right? Guys would lie about being football players. And then girls would lie about being interested in guys to get their money. So it allowed an even exchange of usery, right? The girls would use the alleged football player for their money and pretend to be into them. Guys would pretend to be a football player and then use the girls for their looks. >> Yeah. >> And nobody was taking advantage of being the person because they were both lying. >> This is how it used to go. >> This is a perfect unity. And if you had friends that were black and over six to and had muscles, every single time they went out, they played for the Dallas Cowboys. Or whatever team they knew women didn't know. >> Yeah. >> Nobody knows football players. >> That's a one-time thing though. >> It's not a one-time thing because I almost got caught by it. >> I saw, I told you the story. I saw Dorelle Reeves parking his fucking car on Lafayette Street between fourth and last her place. >> And then you'll be busted over? >> You know, it was Dorelle Reeves and he was in it, he was a cornerback for the New York Jets. He's leaning over. >> He was in a Dorelle Reeves shirt. And I was like, I know that's Dorelle Reeves, but I'm not going to be the white guy who walks him to the black guy and go, are you Dorelle Reeves and he's like, just because I'm wearing a fucking Dorelle Reeves shirt, you think that on that guy? >> Yeah. >> It's also tough. And also, I wouldn't expect him to be wearing his own merch, you know what I mean? >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> But it was him. >> For sure. >> Yeah. >> You wear Kent merch? >> That's a good point. >> That is a great point. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I get with your name on the back, you know. >> Well, maybe it's during the season, you're coming right from practice and they give you the shit to practice on it. >> And then you got to go to the beach, you got to run a route, you know what I mean? You got to film it. >> You got to have your helmet with you to get your braids. >> Yes. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Anyway, so I think this guy fucked up a very even exchange that women had. >> Mm. >> And men had. >> But. >> Yes. >> He didn't get one point in whatever million from one chick. >> He just got little amounts from multiple. >> This is the other thing that has been driving me crazy about this. It's like investing in stocks or businesses. What he was doing is basically saying, hey, give me some money. I know this investment seven to ten days, it's going to double. You guys, you know, give me this money I'm going to put it in. He was lying to them. Another thing about the girls is that's very interesting about these women that are dumb and racist is that you knew that they wouldn't believe the investment advice from a black guy. So he brought an 18-year-old Asian boy. >> Yeah. >> Genius. >> They would believe, but think about how racist and sexist these women or invented Russia. >> And he meant to rush her and work, but like think about it. They would rather, right? They would, they would, they believe the black guys on a sports team. And then they're also like, well, I'm not going to trust him with money. And then he brings a little Asian boy toy, BTS member over and he's 18 years old and they're like, well, trust stage and guy with math. And they would give them the money, right? It's the ultimate skin. Come in. >> That's why you had to give it up to him. >> It is such a funny move. >> But here's the reason why you, I mean, maybe you give it up for the guys, but for the women, this is the issue with me that I have. Investing in like stocks and like businesses. That's for guys. There's no reason a woman should invest in stocks and businesses. Like, anytime I hear a woman saying, like, first of all, have you ever heard a woman like, oh, the S&P, I just put the money in, the five women that listen, they turned off by now. >> We're going to Kathy Wood. >> Kathy was going to raise investors of all time. >> No, she's not. >> Yeah. >> She's up there. >> There's no chance. That's okay. >> What do you mean? >> Nancy Pelosi. >> Nancy Pelosi. >> Can I, can I, can I make my argument, though? Can I make my argument? >> Okay. >> Those women are postmenopausal. So they're, they're just humans, right? >> They're humans. >> They're humans. >> I have a daughter and I have a wife. I just point this out. >> Okay. If you invest in the S&P 500, historically, you're making 5 to 10% a year, okay? If you invest in fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, or whatever. >> Invest in yourself. >> That is a, and I'm not even being facetious, that is minimum 500% return on your money. There's no girl that has gotten a boob job, as job, lip job that hasn't seen a 200% increase in the money that is coming into their account that year, calendar year. >> Absolute fact is checks out, keep going. >> So they do that? >> That's just in different ways. >> Kylie Jenner, fucking injected herself into a billion dollars. >> Billion dollars. >> You cannot tell me that it is a sad, it's fucked up world that we live in. >> Is it? Well, for us, this is the white and black disadvantage that exists in America. We have to invest in the stock market in order to have children. How crazy does he want a family? >> Well, I might as well get into Google early. I might as well invest in SpaceX, so one day a woman will let me have children with her. >> Yeah. >> We have to do these things. We're looking at tickers, we're looking at the green going up, the red going down, because that's the only way our last name moves on. >> That's our boob job. >> It wasn't even his dead swimmers, it was just the fact he didn't put money in there. >> I didn't have enough money. >> I didn't have enough money in the S&P. >> Once a hit. Boom. >> They swam. They swam. They swam to a doctor. >> From that doctor, very expensive doctor, and it's back into my wife, you need money to do that. >> Exactly. >> Now, it sucks. I'm not saying women are gold-ditters, but I don't think any woman's dream is to be with a broke guy. I don't think there's any -- there are girls that fuck broke guys and accidentally get pregnant. >> There's no woman who's like, I need a broke guy. >> No, they're going up or at least lateral. >> At least lateral. >> And lateral is fine. It's not. >> That's the settles. >> The lateral is a settles. >> Yeah. >> They're trying to go up. >> Who isn't? >> And we're trying to go up physically. >> Mm-hm. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> Okay, I'm with you. >> I'm with you. >> I'm with you. >> I'm with you. >> Do you ever see a guy with a girl he deserves and you're like, fuck, that's what you are. >> Yeah. >> We can talk about this. >> No, that's what he is. >> That's what he is. >> But you never see a guy with a girl that's ugly and then you're like, oh, they love each other. >> I assume there's trance. >> I assume there's something else going on. There's some weird dysmorphia or there's some trauma from his childhood or something. >> That's why women get so perplexed when they see the attractive black dude with the chubby wiker. It's like, this doesn't make sense. >> Let's get into it. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> That's racism. >> I think it is. >> Wait, what? >> The reverse way. They all play. >> No, it's a dysmorphia. >> A basketball player. >> Fuck is happening. It's not every fat woman is in the tub in the head, not every fat woman is not every fat woman is in the tub in the head. -Fat woman is one of them. -I'm a professional softball player. -Yeah. -And these poor guys. -So the guy's like, "I hit the lotto." -Yeah. I found a straight one. -I found a straight one. -Maybe. -Another great Patrice joke. -The Patrice is the white slaves. -Well, I don't have a big white slave, big fat white girl. -Oh, stairs warmed a bit. -But if you're a broke black dude, it doesn't have like heating or whatever like that. Having a big white chick to roll around your bed is a fucking fantastic thing to do before you get to sleep. -I think of the joke every time I get in my cold bed, and I'm like, "Damn, having a big old fat white slave would be awesome." -You guys don't know that? That homeless black dude? Like, was going viral? -Wait, what's going on? -You haven't seen the homeless black dude. He was like so proud about being homeless. He had a big, big fat white girl that was like with him. -Oh, yeah. -He was going viral. -Yeah. -Not really much in white circles, but he's on the outside. -Yeah. -They were living outside in like a tent or whatever, and he was like, "What happened to him?" -Oh. -I followed him religiously. -They were trying to get out though, I thought, right? -Yeah. -That was the whole thing. -And then she was like, "Only fans in it or whatever, and then they would go in a hotel and they could kick out the hotel and whatever." But like, if you had to be homeless outside, be warm, be a little polar bear, rolling up to you. -Yeah. -Not even that. It's not horrible. -Right? -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, that is a good point. -We should bring them home. -That would do it. I thought about it. -Amazing guest. -I thought about it. -And? -It's like a little smelly or something. -You've got to wash them down. -You put them in the hotel before and then we did it for you. -No, I'm not. -We talked for a year. -No, I'm not. -Fairmo maxing over here. -Fairmo max. Mumbai max. -I thought I was hungry. -Side of the couch is never gonna recover. -Well, do you want a bar of the issue? -I put on clothes. -Till it. -Till it. -Till it. -I put on clothes. -I put on Cologne today and I walked out. My wife goes, "Did you fucking bug bomb the house?" -Bug bomb? -I was like, "What do you mean?" She said, "What's that smell?" -I was like, "Cologne." -Some Cologne that a friend of mine gave me. -Yeah. -I couldn't find my actual Cologne that I used. I was like, "Well, I might as well call on Cologne. Bang. I haven't watched this shirt in a while." So I sprayed down and she was like, "Oh, this stinks." -So you just put Cologne over a stinky shirt and you wonder why you stink? -Can I? -That's what everyone does. -No. -It doesn't. -It doesn't. It just makes the Cologne smell shitier. -Yes. -Guys, this fall I'm back in the lab. We're putting a new hour together. So September 11th and 12th, I'm gonna be in New Brunswick, New Jersey. 18th and 19th Houston, Texas. The 25th and 26th West Nyak, New York. October 23rd and 24th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. November 6th and 7th, Birmingham, Alabama. November 13th, 14th Cleveland, Ohio. December 4th and 5th, Raleigh, North Carolina. December 11th and 12th, Columbus, Ohio. Those are the shows. I will see you guys there. TheAndrosoles.com for tickets if they are still available. Peace. -Can I ask you a serious question though? -Serious question. They're just sisters. -Yeah. -Okay. -They get-- -Oh, I like that. -They only get-- -I know. -You have sisters, right? They get $100,000. -Mm-hmm. -Right? They find $100,000. -Mm-hmm. -And they're not married. They don't have kids yet. -Okay. -What is your investment advice for your sisters? They're all working at Twin Peaks, certainly. -Wait, wait. That's just coincidentally? -They're just coincidentally serving wings at Twin Peaks. -Okay. -I mean, look, you put in the S&P, you're going to get a return year over year. -Year over year. -You live a pretty normal, humble life. -You live a normal, humble life. You won't touch that money, but that money could provide for your kids one day if you're even able to get them. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Or-- -You know, you meet a nice guy. -Or, yeah. -How are you going to do that? -Well, you know, there's plenty of great guys out there. -Yeah. -You know, maybe he's a teacher. -Yeah. -Right? And she meets him and they fall in love. -Yeah. -You don't love your sister. -All right, all right. -They can knock your sister. -Oh, she crazed. -One of them went in the street and just lighted up. -It's crazy. Look, this is the--it's crazy. -Mm-hmm. -It's crazy. -If you don't get the PTPBO with the Lindsay Lohan facelift and a low C cup under the fact, what are you doing? -Well, what I'm trying to say is there is a way. There is a surgical procedure that can increase your value astronomically. There's no surgical procedure to make you more rich. You can't put $20,000 in your wallet and your wallet's worth $250,000. -Yeah. I don't feel like there's a little part that's like, "All right, I'm just going to give in." -What does that mean? -I'm just going to give in and just let some guy just, you know, just-- -Just some guy do what? -What? -Just find an NFL player and then just, you know, let him take care of it. -You don't think that there's some women that are like, "No, I'm going to do it myself." -Do what themselves? -Come to woman and stem. Hold on just one second. -What's going on? -I don't understand what he's even saying. -There's some women that want to have regular jobs. -My mom did that. -My mom did that. -There you go. -Yeah. -And look how that went. -What does that mean? -A beautiful lady. Beautiful, great lady. -What the fuck is that? -Too wonderful. -It works great. -Jesus, what the fuck does that mean? -Just a business in New York City. -To give birth to my brother at 40 years old. Okay? -She's looked pregnant ever since. -Okay. -Well, that's like 40s and cheese. -It's a different time. -Okay? God bless him. -He's amazing. -He's one of the hard-working women. -No, it's amazing business. I want to immigrate to this country. -Yeah. -Legally. -Okay. -You don't have to have that. -We think. -Definitely maybe just married my dad to say it. -Okay. -I might be an anchor, man. -Oh, I know. -Oh, shit. -Okay. -Would you advise her at the peak of her ballroom dancing career to just shoot it up? -Shoot what up? -Injectables, lip injections. -Here's the thing that I'm trying to say here. -Okay. -Which is like, if you're all right, if you're going to go on that chorale and you go on that chorale, I totally get it. If you're already using a limp, limp, limp, a lip plumpener. So it gives you a plumper lip for the night. Makeup, fake hair, a yoga pant that accentuates the way that your cheeks look. Like, if you're already doing the things, -Do the things. But then you gotta save up. She was a ballroom dancer. She could have been on dancing with the stars. -It didn't exist back then. -No. -She's a three-time years ballroom dance champion. They wouldn't have allowed her because she's so fucking good. She's a great dancer in her channel. -She could maybe be the instructor for the-- -Exactly. -That's what I meant. -That's actually true. -You are actually right? They did reach out to her about it. I just want to put it in. -No, you're lying. -Whoa. -That's fine. -And what did she say? -I think she would have done it. They were like, "No." [Laughter] -No, they didn't reach out to her about it. Do they reach out to her to train somebody? Or they reach out to me about it. This was like-- I was like, "Somebody, there was a talent." -All right. -This is lying today now. -No, it's not. -It's a girl who was one of the dancers on the show reached out to me. And she's like, "Would you have any interest in being on the show?" And then I said to my mom, I was like, "Look, if we do this, you got it also blah, blah, blah." And then I was like, "I don't think my career's fucked enough to go on." [Laughter] -I won't be sick though, you got to do it at some point. -I would only do it for my mom. -Did your wife watch the show? -No. -Ballet. -You could have been chalamy. -Guys, everybody points out to his old dance. -This is about Desjon love. -It's not about my sister's either. -The great boy from Switzerland came here at 10 years old. -Yeah, he's a Swiss migrant. -He's a Swiss migrant. -Like I said, some woman called it out. -Yeah. -And one girl literally was like, "Oh, show me some of your college highlights. Have you played football? I want to see." And he goes, "Oh, I got hurt. My college career only had one year. But I got a private trial, so now I'm on the team." And then she's like, "Oh, wow. There's no footage at all of anything. What number are you?" And he's like, "Oh, the number is like, you know, the number thing is all weird." And then he goes, "It's funny how you think you know how the league works. It's a whole different world in the pros." And then he straight up says, "I don't need anything from you. So why would I lie about playing football? This shit is so weird. I've never had anyone especially that doesn't know me in the league to question me in the way that you are. It's cap. I got a contract in videos that my trial. Why would I send stuff to you? I don't got to prove anything to you." -I love that. -Flip it on her. -When she was like, "Final, give me $50,000." -Flip it on her. -She said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." But that is like, next level manipulative. -Yes. -That's what I'm saying. -Yeah. -That's fucked up. -It's fucked up. -He's getting in there. -Yeah. -But now he fucked it up for all the other guys lying about being in NFL. Think about that. You got a girl so it doesn't matter. But there was a time where you might have gotten laid abroad. If you were abroad as a black American, you could say you played in the NFL and there are girls in Spain that would believe you. Is that how-- -I think though, how'd you meet your girl, Mike? How'd you meet your guys connect? -Is that proud of you? -So when we were in Ukraine, they thought Jamil was will I am? -And we said that he was and they bought that shit. -Will I am, yes. -The literally will I am that. -They believed anything in Europe from America. -You know, all got lucky from that? -We had to pay. -But we probably wouldn't have been able to get lucky if we didn't have will I am. -And you're frustrated because you was way out of the way around. This was to pay you. They don't have money like that over there, man. -Yeah. -You'd ask him about that. -Yeah. -No, no, no. -It was a prostitute. -It took money from him. -No, it was a fair exchange. -It was a fair exchange, man. -Mark, it was a fair exchange. -These girls are presented to be pro. -I know. -And then yeah, it was a crazy time. -It was a fair exchange. -Okay, these were good, hardworking girls and they deserved it. And I believe in support of the war effort. -We were in Russia. >> Yeah, and those Chinese tourists, that you were Barack Obama. >> No, I think it was ludicrous. >> No, you wanted it to be ludicrous. >> I did. >> But I remember there coming up. >> We have footage of them coming up. >> Yeah, some Asian-looking Russian came up and they're like, "Burukobama." >> Yeah. >> "Burukobama." >> Did you want it to touch my skin? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> They were excited. >> I felt special. >> So you could have pretended. >> I wonder if the level of the lie matters depending on what you get. You know what I mean? They're not all lies are the same, so if you lie and manipulate these women out of millions of dollars, is that worse than lying to then sleep with the woman one time? >> Lying to sleep with the woman one time. >> Yeah, you say, "Oh, yeah, I'm in Europe," and you say, "Oh, yeah, you know, I'm actually a professional football player." >> Well, we're, how do I say this? >> What is the great Chris Rockcho? Because you're not me and me, you're me and my representative. >> Right. >> So there's going to be a certain level of, you don't want to call it lying, but omission when you first meet someone, just like these girls, they're kind of lying a little bit when they meet us. >> It's like a job interview. >> It's a job interview. >> It's the best version of yourself. >> Yeah. >> Tell the truths that you want them to know. >> Exactly. >> And then you'll omit the things that they might not be into. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Well, omission's different. If you say, "Yeah, you know, I play football." >> Yeah. >> Is omission different? What if you have AIDS? >> What? >> If you have AIDS and you omit that. >> That seems like a pretty big fucking lie. >> Well, if they ask, you got to be honest. >> What do you mean if they ask? You should be honest with me. You should have a fucking score a letter in the form, if this is the AIDS. Now we know that it could be treated, you could have a, you know, a movie theater chain or whatever. You can own the fucking dodges if you want to talk about AIDS. >> I'm just saying. >> I am. >> I'm talking about it. I know you guys won't, but I will. >> Finally, so do I want to speak about AIDS. >> If someone didn't omit the fact that they had AIDS, fucking magic wouldn't have it. >> That's good point. >> Yeah. >> They omitted it. So omission is bad, too, depending on the thing you're omitting. >> That's fair. >> That's fair, but I'm just saying, if you say, like, oh, yeah, I used to play ball back in America, you know. Technically, that's true. >> Yeah, I know what that means. So that's from more details. >> And they say, oh, what? And you say, yeah, you know, I play basketball back home. >> They go, what kind of ball? >> I play basketball at a really high level. >> Oh, basketball? >> Exactly. >> Yeah, you see me the fucking lady boy somewhere. >> There's Chinese people that live in Europe. >> Now this is the Chinese person who lives in Italy. >> The Chinese person lives in Rome. >> Why are they Chinese? >> Buddy, so he has the fucking bodegas out there right? It's not like Italians don't know what they're like. >> I cannot believe it. >> What type of basketball do you play? >> [LAUGH] >> All you play to put balance to Borersky Boat? >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> If Borersky, if you bounce into Borersky Boat, I'm his fucking coworker. >> [LAUGH] >> Taylor Jamie Chan, this is a guy that we're giving millions dollars to. You give me 50,000 dollars, 30,000 dollars. >> Why are they smiling so much? >> I want to hear more about his work, like how did I sort of shit on the beach? But like what game did he really run with? Like to get these women? Just say, hey, I play ball, invest in me. >> It was a whole thing. It was literally like, hey, I play for the 49ers, I'm a professional football player. Not only that, my family is the richest family in Switzerland. >> Oh, okay. >> We are a business on the VP of international affairs of my family's estate. >> And what does that mean? What do you do as VP? >> Well, you have to fire and hire different executives, you have to manage different teams. >> No, he is just. >> This is good. >> Yeah, but it's so funny, it's like, it only works. It only works with women that don't have a job and have no plan on getting one. Because if you had a job, he would start describing the role of international affairs, this makes no sense. >> And be like, well, that's not what anybody would do as part of this. And then they would also be like, there's no black people in Switzerland. And there's no way that you move here at 10 years old and that you are the richest family in Switzerland and you're black. There's just no way. Now, I will say, someone had to bring the chocolate there. >> And if that's what he went with? >> If he was like the beans, if we broke the cocoa beans. >> If he said there's no cocoa beans in Switzerland, we had to bring that. >> What do you think comes from? >> Africa, we bring the cocoa from Africa. >> Look how quick we came up with that. You don't think he's been running game for years. >> Yeah, obviously. >> He worked so hard if you asked me. You don't got to be a 40-year-old. >> This is good. You check all the boxes. Now you check the girls that are the gold diggers that want the players. >> Yeah. >> You check the girls that are the gold diggers that just want the VP or whatever. >> Or you check the box of the girls that just want the legacy all money, like he's checking all boxes. >> Can I ask you something? >> This guy is good. >> No, no, he's good at what he does. >> This guy is good. >> Can I ask you a question, Alex? >> Mark, guy lies about his financial status to better woman. Have that woman fall in love with him, have children. Girl lies about her looks. She had the surgery that we were talking about earlier, right? There's a famous story of a Asian woman that got this crazy plastic surgery, has a baby with a Chinese guy, and then they see the baby and the guy's like, what the fuck's going on? And then he finds out what she looked like before. If you omit the fact that you had all these surgeries and omit what you used to look like, and then you procreate with somebody, is that the same thing as just omitting the truth of your financial status? >> I would say they're similar. I would say they're similar. If you keep it omission for the longest time. >> But the longest time. >> Because if you show up and you got a lip filler and you don't mention anything, I don't know if that's lying. It's kind of like, I'm showing it in a different version of myself. It's like having braces, you know what I mean? I don't lie by having braces, but I just, my teeth are, I mean, not straight anymore. But they used to be straight, and if people say like, oh, did you have braces? I'd be like, yes, I did. And I think most women that get surgeries, if you ask them about, they'd be like, yeah, I did. And so with a guy, if they're like, oh, are you rich, and he's like, yeah, I am, that would be lying. If he's like presenting his business and he's like, yeah, I got to start up and then look in the financials and he's like, well, you know, we're just getting going. He's honest about it. Then I think that it's okay. Then it's okay. But you can present the best version of it without lying. And then when they ask more questions, you got to be honest. >> How long can you hold out telling them things aren't going to well? >> Once you're exclusive, you got to explain it. I think that's the rule. Once it's like, hey, we're dating, boyfriend, girlfriend, then you got to kind of, answer, and follow a class of kids, of course, sure. So you're saying lie to get laid. He's not doing anything wrong. >> You're saying lie to get laid? >> No, he's not. >> You're sharing them a money. >> Hey, they're not. >> Exclusive. >> Can I? Can I throw a little wrench in this? >> Yeah, throw it. Gay couple, no plans on having children. >> Okay. >> What's the point of telling the truth? Because the kids are the innocent victims in this, right? They're all maybe lies about the way that she looks or lies about some other things. And then you have this kid, and the kid deals with all these like health issues that she didn't disclose. >> Mm-hm. >> Just because she's ugly. >> Yeah, look in ugly. He's a huge health issue. >> So there's obviously, you know, components of this we have to take very seriously. And then Guy says that he's a provider, and he can provide safety and security for this woman and the children. It turns out he's not. Now the children are suffering, right? So somewhat even exchange here. Now your kid's ugly and broke. >> Fuck. Damn. >> All right. >> God. >> Worse than both of them. >> Shit. >> Mm-hm. >> Sometimes two negatives don't make a positive. >> No, it's a double negative. >> It's a double negative. >> So with gay couple, no kids involved, you both get to live your catfish. >> Mm-hm. >> Live your catfish. Just good. >> Do you know what I mean? Because at the end of the day, with catfishing now, like a lot of these girls I think kind of wanted to be catfish. They wanted to believe, until you start giving the money, they want to believe that they're hooking up with a wide receiver for the 49ers. That's more fun than just hooking up with some like random guy. And he wants to believe he's desirable to get a beautiful one. So they're both living in this illusion. They're kind of happy with it, like just like a lot of catfish couples. The catfish person gets the desire from a beautiful person, and the person getting catfish gets the desire from another beautiful or interesting or handsome person. And they're both like emotionally satisfied. And as long as they never meet that bond, the one thing that doesn't really make sense about his case is, most girls now, like the ones that are like that, they want the money. Like they see the football player and they're like, oh, he's going to trick on me, buy me bags, all this stuff, line it out, all that stuff. How the fuck did he do a unoververse cut? >> I bet you. Yeah. And they didn't want to look like they were a money hungry, but Loki they were. And so they were like, no, no, I got my money, I'm fine. >> I'm sure if I show him this now and take me more seriously. >> And it proves that they're money hungry because he's like, I could double your money. Seven to 10 days. >> I mean, that's not showing money, everyone knows that. >> It's not anybody. >> Again, do you know any women that have robust portfolios that their father didn't give them? >> Yeah. >> And it sounds fucked up. >> It's a financial advisor, so yes. >> I got an economics degree, there's women in my class. >> Come on, come on. >> What are you talking about? Like, I mean, that's the thing, like there was just a class to meet their future husband. Like, look at that. >> That's fucking sick. >> You know, all you gave to that today, you're a b**k, I want to jump on board it out now. >> That's a real piece of shit. >> Dude, you're a real piece of shit for that dude. >> You're a piece of garbage. >> But? >> But? >> No, there's no buts. >> Yeah, at all. >> But you just said the fact that you think women are going to school and studying economics so that they can meet a guy in finance, is that what you're saying? >> Yeah, that's what I'll still mean. >> Are you telling me that there are women in my neighborhood that is located near the financial district in New York City? then we'll go to a sports bar, even though they know nothing about sports. And just hang out because there's a lot of guys in Patagonia vest there. >> I have heard that from a guy. >> That's why all those girls are just hanging around pretending to watch sports. >> Yes. >> Mm-hm. >> Some of them do that. >> That's diabolical. >> And then they pretend to know football. And then they think this guy's an NFL player. >> Is that like when guys pretend to know about astrology? >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Being in crystals and shit. >> Dude, you wanted to say something really funny about the crystals and astrology shit? >> Mm-hm. >> I don't keep believing it, but keep going. >> Well, here's the thing. If women are being honest with you about it, like women like to be spiritual, but they don't want a guy who believes that dumb shit. Do you know what I mean? Like if you tell a girl like, oh, you're an Aries, yeah. You such an Aries because you're like a Lou for whatever. Like they like when you talk about you. >> Mm-hm. >> But a second you're like, yeah, like my rising son is the Sagittarius. They're like, you're gay. >> Yes. >> They're like gay guy. >> They don't want you to know it. >> But they want to share it with you. >> It's not talking about that stuff. >> Oh, shit, this is real. >> Like they want it, man. >> But the second you're like, no, I'm into crystals and I have some like ostomy and I pray on that every night. They're like, this guy's a fucking freak. He's behaving like me. Like if you sage your apartment when she walks in, she's like, nah, I can't be around this guy. But they will sage their apartment. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> What is that? >> Yeah, I mean, we do the same thing though, right? >> I mean, like sports or politics? >> Yeah, exactly. >> Yeah, you don't want to girl into either of those things. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, I want to know about sports. I don't want you to know a ton and be like the biggest fan of it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I'm drunk in the game. >> You see that fourth round? You see that fourth round offensive lineman that the giants just picked up? >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Can't get someone from the SEC. >> Let's guys last three years. >> You're like, whoa. >> This is a lot. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Okay, that's fair. That's a good point. So we both kind of do it. But I think for girls, it's like, yeah, it's like housewives. Like they want to watch it, but they don't want us to be in it. >> They don't want you to be too into it. >> My wife did this at the other night. It was unbelievable. Swatching house, she had a hard day, man. Take care of kids. You know, I'm like, all right, she just needs her time. She watches housewives and scrolls her phone while she's watching house. >> Yeah, at some point. >> Okay, so I'm sitting next to her. And I'm like, do we have to watch this shit? And she's like, yeah, I like a watching. I'm like, I'm watching you scroll your phone in like online shop. You're not even watching. She's like, this is how I watch it. I go, okay, fine. >> You had a tough day. I'm going to sit here and do it. I start scrolling my phone and she goes, could you put her up? And I go, I go, Emma? Now, I'm not only not watching anything, I want to watch. You're also not watching the show that I don't want to watch it. And I can't even scroll because I'm rubbing your feet. That is complete and total cuckery. >> Right. >> But also she knows you. >> I love a foot. >> And she knows you put it like this. She got a little, she got a little foot right. >> Because she accepted you. >> She got a little foot right. >> Yeah, I had half of it in my mouth. >> 100%, 100%. I mean, how early in your dating of your wife, did you bring up, did you have an affinity for feet? >> I bring that up fast. >> I was answered within the first three texts. >> Okay. >> And I say it as a joke, but it's not a joke. They all laugh at it. I'm like, why are we laughing? >> Would you go on a date before seeing their feet? >> That's not a possibility. Because if they have an Instagram, I've already looked at every single picture. >> All right. >> I know what every one of your toes looks like by the time we go on a date. There's not a girl I'm going to date with that. I don't know every single one of their toes. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> If they haven't on Instagram. If they don't have it on Instagram, huge red flag. Huge red flag. I will roll the dice and I will make sure that we're in a place where I'm going to see those feet. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Like, we should go bowling. Like, can I just wear my own shoes? >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I can bear for bowling. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't even wear your socks in those shoes. See, it's a permanent relationship. You love feet. She loves foot robs. Everyone gets what they want. It works out. >> You know what I mean? It works out, man. But if you were lying about liking feet, now I'll send you there's a problem. So then what should happen to this guy? He should go to jail for stealing. But not for being a player. >> Being a player. >> You can't hate the player, dude. Did he smash any of these girls? That I can't figure out. No woman is confessed to it as far as I'm concerned. >> But I'm sure. I'm sure. >> Oh, he's just gay and finesse in these women. >> But I'm sure he was smashed along the way. >> No, if he, if no girl has come out to say that he's smashed, he's just a gay finesse. >> I don't, I don't, I'm sure some women have, there's so much info on him, that's hard to get through everything. >> Yeah. >> I mean, this is like one of the funniest videos of him explaining like his elaborate family and how much wealth they have. >> Yeah, let's see that. >> So this is him describing being one of the richest families in Switzerland. >> I was born in Switzerland. >> Yeah. >> I moved to America when I was 10 years old. >> Checked out? >> My family is one of the richest families in Switzerland. >> Okay. >> Like where the developers. So we develop malls, hotels, luxury estates, communities, luxury communities, which could be homes that are 4.5 million dollars house and above. Like one of the homes that I have right now. We also do like loaning million, anything over a million dollars to certain companies who are already established. So for instance, like McDonald's, which they would never. But if they did, anything over a million dollars alone to help their business grow, we would be the people. >> You got to loan money to McDonald's to help with this. >> Because we only deal with businesses that are successful. So business is not a successful. You are going to keep that interest really low because they'll keep coming back. So that's another business thing that we do as well. >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> What I do for our company is I'm the VP of International Affairs. So I handle things like hiring and hiring senior positions. >> Yeah. >> Relocations, renovations, permits, and petitions. >> Permits in. >> And I'm the guy who authorizes the million dollar or more for certain companies like I was just saying. >> Domestically, we have shares and three currency stores. We are the share holder, the majority share holder of three currency stores here in America. One is in Dallas, one is in South Beach, Miami, Florida, and the third is in Manhattan. >> What's that happening? >> Sex is happening. >> On sex for that. >> On sex. >> On sex for that. >> On sex for that. >> Let me tell you something, ladies, if you fell for this, you deserve to be in prison. You should be in jail too because you're a danger to yourself and the people around you. >> Any girl that falls for this, because now you don't even have an excuse. You should know that the Gucci store is not on sex for that event. >> That there's no such thing as a street cult sex event. >> I'm trying to understand what girl could even fall for this. >> He's doing the fast talking. >> He's doing the dove, buzz words, buzz words, buzz words. >> Yeah, yeah, exactly. >> I mean, he talks about like Belvedere is a town, you're saying Rafael and how much money they control in their- >> Yeah, I'm saying Rafael, yeah. >> Much you don't even know about it, but like I said, it's one of the best places you can live in America. But we have 65% of equity in those two cities and I'm sure you've heard about Calabacid before. >> What does that- >> That's what, the reason why I'm here is because once my dad retired and I've been in charge of, I was domestic affairs. And I hired someone else to be in charge of international affairs. So that's how this thing is going. Now, I have bodyguards, I have three. The head of my security actually lives with me, 24/7. I have two other women who lives in our way, one lives who I was the way. Whenever I leave the state of the country, it's mandatory by order of my father since he lives in Switzerland. But they'll be with me on every flight, probably the store in the bank. Wherever, barbershop, they come with me if I'm out of the state. My head of security who lives with me, he's with me all the time, no matter what. I also have a personal and private chef who's also a personal and private chef for other NFL football players. Basketball players and celebrities. Now, I don't disclose their names because that's in the contract. But that's what he does as well. And he doesn't mean full time as well. >> Damn. >> So he does it full time for you, but also for the other basketball players. >> Scott's working hard, but it's cool to say that you have the security with you all the time, because now it's like you could just bring your boys out. >> That's my security. >> All the time with my security. >> That's God, that was a nice move, right? Sorry, I like that one. >> So this is one of the women that he scammed. She posted on Twitter, I would verify this, this is a legend, okay? She says, "When from dating these little Bay Area boys to being on a date with an NFL player, ladies, this is your sign to never settle." >> Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah. >> Did we know for a fact that that's him? >> I don't know for a fact, but it's the internet, you know? >> Yeah, it's good. >> I like it. >> It is wild. >> Fuck. >> And apparently he even got Google's AI to confirm that he was on the team. >> Oh, he just kept in and dating it with. >> Just flooding the internet with like, yeah, I'm an NFL player. Instagram posts, like fake blogs, I did it out. And so girls with Google and they'd be like, yeah, of course. >> On his LinkedIn, he spelled receiver wrong. >> You don't get it, you don't get it? >> I don't get it. >> It's good. >> I before E, except after C, Playboy. >> Damn, yeah. >> But that kind of tracks for an NFL player. >> Exactly. >> In a way, it's almost more believable, you know? >> Actually, that's a question at this point with like, dating an NFL player. Okay. I'm not saying that they'll all beat you up. But the chances of getting beaten up are significantly higher. >> Some percentages higher, I'll go with. >> Right? Like if we're just going off the data. The chances of getting beat up by your partner if they're an NFL player are significantly higher. Not as high as if you become a lesbian. But probably before that, the chance of domestic violence are higher. >> The lesbian number one, like you dated girls, you get fucked up. UFC might be below NFL. >> No, no, we never look at the data. >> Let me let's, it's like there's a chat GBT. We can ask for that. >> For a chat, this is short. >> Why, you guys call it Jippet? >> I mean, I call it Jippet just because it's dumb. You're like, yeah, I'm talking to chat. >> Chat, yeah, you say chat. >> Wait, what do you guys say? I mean, if I'm being serious, chat GBT. >> What do the kids say? - I don't even know. - Kids don't use AI, they hate it. - I mean, the kids might be against it. - Yeah, fuck outta here. - Yeah. - They know he was, they don't like it. - These kids, man. - They'll grow up. - They grew up with everything and they're complaining about more. If they grew up with nothing, where you had to go to Barnes and Noble to look shit up, back in the day, if you wanna go on vacation, you had to go to a fucking bookstore and buy a lonely planet. Do you remember the lonely planet book? - You said, "Oh, oh, fuck." - You buy a lonely planet, Puerto Rico, lonely planet, Dominican Republic, and you just had some hotels there. And you didn't even have pictures of the fucking hotel. You just hope the hotel was good. And then you hope the restaurant that was written in this printed out book was good. And now that they have all the information on the world when it's organized quicker, they're like, "Fuck that, we can." - Yeah. - We should take them back to the Stone Age. - But look at it, you use AI, and then you fall for this shit. - G-P-T-C, they act their AI, and AI told them it. He's a football player, and they're like, "How are you gonna deny that?" Says if you take it from a sample of 25 to 29 year old guys, probably not more likely, but if it's an NFL player versus another extremely successful guy, an NFL player would be considerably more likely to beat you. - Yeah, okay. - So I'm, now compared to being in a lesbian relationship. Okay, I don't know if we have date on that, let me see. - Yeah, what has a higher rate of domestic violence? Dating a woman as a woman, or dating an NFL player? - I don't know. - I mean, according to this, it says that separate academic survey said 250 domestic violence arrests per 100,000 NFL players. - So what percentage is that? - Pretty low. 250 arrests. I mean, that's just a rest also. So 53% of lesbian women reported domestic abuse. - Holy shit. The greatest act of violence towards women is being gay. - How do you think about it statistically? - 63%. - That's crazy. - Oh, that's crazy. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - No, that's crazy. - 41% of heterosexual women. - 41%? - Yeah, heterosexual women have reported intimate partner physical violence. - Wow, so a 25% increase from that by going to lesbian. And the irony that you would always hear, you know, women that were like, in these really fucked up abusive relationships with a man. And then they go, you know what, I don't even want to deal with a man because my safety is threatened. And then they date a woman and then it's even more. It's like, what the hell, man? - But at least it's a fair fight though. - Says who? Somebody's lesbian has got hands. - Yeah, yeah. - That's true, but compared to a guy, odds are, at least it's even. - Yeah, right. These men that hit women are cowards. The piece is a shit. - Yeah. - They should be gay and fight other men. - I don't think that guys are fighting each other, dude. - No. - I don't think that you guys can see the rate of DVDs. - Statistically, I don't think that's happening with gay men. - We at least don't tell. - I bet you it's lower than heterosexual relationship. - No, it's like, have you ever been to a gay bar? - It's just fun. - It's just fun. - Pure bliss. - It really is. - You can make out what someone else would do. Fun times. - Yeah. - That happens at a straight or less being placed. It's over, it's a fun. - Riot. - Riot. - Riot. - Wow. - But it is, okay. So it actually says that for severe violence, gay men say 28% heterosexual men say 24%. - So we are the lowest. - We're the lowest. - Technically. - So in terms of y'all, but if you count the psychological aggression and coercive control, 51% of gay men report psychological aggression. - What does that even mean? - That's just poppers. Now do it by race. - Okay. - No, no, no. - We can't do it statistically. - No. - We don't do it by race. Whatever you do, don't look it up by race. - Yeah, that'd be crazy. That'd be fucked up. - Now it'd be fucked up. - 'Cause there's other circumstances that play part- - One time, one time for Day John Love, guys, right? - Yeah. He does. - Go, go, go. - He's still waiting for his low club. We got to give it up. This guy is 18 years old. - That's not him. - Yeah. - Yes. - He's doing high knees. - He's practicing. - Like you got to even just put on some muscle, bro. Your legs look like mine. (laughing) - Now you got a good little sprint. - Okay, Mark, you said that you had some, you had some interesting moral quandaries for us. - Oh yeah, I found a great little subreddit. It's very funny. It takes real life examples and gives real life ethical dilemmas of real shit that's happened. So we can just go from the very top. - Yeah, I'm gonna do bad at this. - Woman breaks into animal shelter to save her dog after her ex secretly surrendered him to be euthanized. - Yeah, of course that's okay. Stealing. - I don't know if that's stealing. - Breaking and entering. - But the ex stole the dog first. So you're just stealing your goods back. - The ex steal it. - But why does she have to break and enter? Just go into the shelter during the day. Like you don't have to make this like a mission impossible. Like I'm sure if you walked into any dog shelter and was like, hey, that's actually my dog and my ex is crazy and he's trying to get our dog killed. - Oh, yeah. - Like doing it at night is a little bit, I wanna be a hero. - Based off more information, after months of searching for her dog, Max, a woman was devastated to learn that her ex-boyfriend surrendered him to a kill shelter where he was scheduled to be euthanized the next morning. Arriving after the shelter had closed, she found the doors locked and desperate to save his life. She broke a window. Disabled day alarm, search the candles, tell she found her dog and escaped with him before authorities arrived. Three days later, she turned herself in, faced felony burglary and theft. But her attorney proved through veterinary records that she was a dog's rifle owner, that her ex had illegally surrendered him out of spite. - So this is the thing where like, this is actually kind of cool. The law doesn't really matter that much. (laughing) You know, like there aren't justifications where you could break the law. - Yeah. - Like this is what I enjoy about this. The law is not that rigid. Nah, in America, if you have a good justification, you can kind of get away with anything. - And to your point, the judge just missed the criminal charge against her, ordered Max Return to her and issued a warrant for the ex boyfriend. - There's a judge, and she did have to still pay the damages for the shelter. - I mean, that's reasonable. - That's okay. I think that's, I think that's, everyone fair. I think this worked out perfectly. - Now, here's the thing. There's a judge, RIP, from Rhode Island. (laughing) - Judge, a right bow, I think the sentence. - No, Frank Caprio, I think. - Caprio. - Caprio. - Caprio. - And cotton providence. - Son, he was amazing. He would have this, I think he was, I don't know if it was YouTube shows on actual TV or something like that, but if you got a speeding ticket or a parking ticket, but you had like cancer in your family or something, he would just be like, "Ah, man, that sucks." And then you wouldn't have to pay it. - Yeah. - Where did you guys hear this from? - I watched this stuff all the time. - Hey. - What kind of a dog is that? - And a lobster officer. - Yeah. - Well, be hate. - Oh yeah, well. - This guy's a sex trafficking, I think. - Oh no. He was pregnant, that's why he came to the toilet. - No, she's pregnant, man. - How did that dog, you look at that beautiful dog? - Yeah. - Very well behaved. - This is probably the worst example of what I'm talking about. - You get the vibes though, you get the, I don't even know how to act. - If you want the real good clips, if the one that gets you emotional are like, there's a guy who has a special need son and he drives him to all of his doctor's appointments and he got a speeding ticket or something or a parking ticket. Now, did he parking him on a place? Yes, or did he speed? Yes, but the judge goes, you know what, you're such a good guy. I'm not going to punish you for this. And he has like, I guess, total jurisdiction on what, that's not how power works, judges can do that. - They got power to these judges. - But it's always like speeding tickets and shit. I want to see one where it's a real violent crime. A guy goes in there for murder. And the guy's like, oh, so what's your story? What's your thing? And he's just like, oh, you know, a group in this area, he's like, oh, that's a bad area. - And there's just a lot of them off. - I always see that version. - That happens a lot. - Yeah, it's called Los Angeles. - Yeah, you can fucking take a shit on a woman's head while she's having lunch. - And then the judge goes, oh, it's not your fault. - Yeah, it's not your fault. We want to be progressive. Go back out there. So we like it when it's just a little trapping tickets. - Look at the butt sniffing guy, I sent you. - Who's that? - Oh, I'm just an ex-man. There's a serial butt sniffer in New York. - I don't know where he is. - I've seen a butt sniffer in New York. - Yeah, it's a big fucking thing. Look at this guy. He could hear your ass. - Whoa. - I know. - You know, he does have to strike here. - 39 year old repeated sex better dubbed the butt sniffer. He's been arrested again in Glendale through multiple butt sniffing incidents held with our bond. - Wait a minute. Is he sniffing butts or is he sniffing seats? - So this is the women's lips. - This is the exact thing I thought. - Oh, he's sniffing butts. - I'm glad that you brought this up. - Okay. - Because the exact reaction I had is he's trying to go, he's trying to get it from the tap. - Okay, that's a little wrong. - Can't do it. - It's a little wrong. - It's not. - That. - I mean, on the scale of awful things you do to someone, it's his nose making contact. - According to this, it says he was acting suspiciously bending down around people. Two stores in Glendale. He was bending down. - Can't do it. - Can't do it. - His nose, if there's no contact being made. - Well, this is actually, this is a good legal question that I was positive. What right do you have to the air near a woman's ass? - You go within, you know, a nanometer of her ass and smell, and is that still like your air? Are you entitled to that air? - It's an interesting point. - Yeah, it might make you uncomfortable, but I'm not doing anything wrong. - The freedom to swing your fist stops where my nose begins, as they say. - Can you stand next to some, for example, if I'm on an empty subway, like I was many years ago on 9/11, and it was completely empty, brown guy sat right next to me. - Mm-hmm. I don't know why. - Okay. day to do that. But he had every right to choose that seat. I don't own the seat next to me, right? There's nothing wrong with that. We went and stopped. I got out of immediately and got to that side, what? Maybe he was nervous. Maybe he was like, oh, I want to be useful. He's like, he's like, it's fucking 9/11. I'm freaked out. I want to be there, you know. Obviously he's looking at me. He's like, you guys did it, and so basically, he has that right to do, is there like a rule against encroaching on someone's space? Technically no. Standing close to someone, a public space is not a crime. Even this guy is an uncomfortable. I think he's wrongly accused, man. No, he's really accused. If he didn't touch, if it's your girl, I'm going to be upset. But he was arrested on a parole violation, so that's what's sniffing. You had prior butt sniff. In California, you're allowed to break a law and just keep breaking a serial bus number. Because he's not breaking a real law, so how can we really hold him for sniffing the air? And what if he was tying a shoe, maybe he's a bad shoe tire? That's what he said. You see? I don't know. He needs better lawyers. And if you have like an incredible sense of smell, this is something you can get away with all the time. Right. His nose looked like it could fit in some cheeks too, I don't know. It's like a dorsal fin. Is he out like thin and pointy that is? Yeah, he was meant for it. Yeah. He was like, he can hear smells. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Great. He hears the fart before it's out. Oh. And then he goes for the sniff. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. I mean, is it illegal if your girl stands up and then you sniff the seat right after? Like if that's what he was doing, is that no, that's not legal because that's your seat if you want it. And you can do whatever you want. That's it. I think so. It's gross. It's disgusting. But technically, it's not wrong. And if he's not making any contact with asses, technically, it's not wrong. It's gross. Yeah. I would probably hit him. Should we change the law? Can I ask a question? Are women allowed to try on thongs at like a clothing store? No. And there's no way, right? I think the expectation is to try it on over your clothes. I think. And you don't know how it truly fits. But like what a, what a disgusting fan. You got an order under wear online, girls. I'm like, we don't try an underwear, you got a store, you know, you know, you know, slide your hands on. You know, at the point. You just get him in the pack. And you say, yeah, it's a rough in my size. But like thongs need to fit a certain way. Also there's cost more when you get into like fancy lingerie, that's not something you could roll the dice on. That's true. And also if it doesn't fit, you can you return it? I bet you should have a strict no return policy. There's no way. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't think they do. What about tit? I feel like you can return a bra. Yeah. You should be able to wear it. Well, try on a bra. Yeah, I think they do that. But if it's a hot day, they may have an under boob sweat. That's the same with that. They don't apply to any shirt or anything like that, so at that point, we have to just let it all go. Right? Okay, give me another one. I like these. Okay. Um, I don't know what this is. Morality needs to answer that, though, because I want to know. That seems or wretched. Yeah. Oh, this is kind of an interesting hypothetical. Yeah. The morality of keeping Pinocchio a prisoner to discover the secrets of the universe, medicine and economics. Okay. So you have Pinocchio tied up, he's strapped to a chair, he's not able to go anywhere. And you ask them, you ask him yesterday no questions by panel of scientists to ascertain the truth about the universe. But why does he know it? Yeah, this one's kind of cool. Every time Pinocchio says-- Yeah, but you would have to know something to lie about it. This is a dumb one because it's not ruined in reality. Pinocchio doesn't exist outside of Tel Aviv. Yeah. Come on. Can you-- I caught that leg. That's funny. Okay. But the use of husbands passing by throwing his ashes in the garbage is an interesting one. Totally fun. Yeah. My only issue with it is that some guy is going to empty the garbage and be like, oh, what's all this dust in here? And he's handling human remains. So? I think that's gross. Yeah. Why is that gross? That guy has to have dog shit. Yeah. There's dog shit in that garbage. But human remains is different. It's like, oh, I'm throwing a human body up versus like, oh, I'm touching dogs. There's chicken wings in there. There's animal remains. There's everything that's remains. Animal remains is the same as human. We all start a star light. We're all star lights. At the end of the day, we're all star light. Yeah. Yeah. Light to light dust to dust. Yeah. As they say. But like they say. Ash is like, yeah, it's just nothing. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. But then also, I mean, this guy has a family like you just bury him. You just bury him. Just call it a day. What do you mean? That's his wife. 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All right, and while I'm still talking to you guys directly at home, I'd like to point out, I'm not bragging here at all. Honestly, this is a group win for all of us, right? It's because when one of my picks wins, everybody wins if I was that pick, okay? And so far, I'm still undefeated on cows, you have not lost on cows, you're not a single trade I've put in, have I lost? Not one. I went with Alcaraz and round one, some of you are like, oh, that's an obvious one, no, he's off for four months, okay? Many people thought he was going to totally get lost or he'd be broken or get re-anger, doesn't matter. W, easy, I'm just telling you, we continue the undefeated street, I like to continue this for the entire year, undefeated for the entire year on cows, you'll be absolutely amazing. Now let's talk about this U.S. open. Alex thinks that it's going to be an American Ben Shelton, I think is down 2%, you know, I think there's an 8% chance to win right now, listen, this is Alex, okay? This is what Alex is saying. I can't tell you what I'm feeling just yet, when I'm feeling it, you'll see a postage and you'll know. But Alex says he thinks Benny Shelts is going to make it happen, even though he's going down 2% he's at 8% right now. So that's what it's going to look like. Now let's get back to the boys. So if we all know it's unethical to fight a child, right? No. Let's just roll the same thing. Can we go on this? Fighting a single child is immoral and unethical. But once there's like a group of them, what about Cat Williams? Only because he lost was that okay. If he would have won, that's a problem. Yeah, so this guy's right as motorcycle somewhere in South Asia and a group of kids try to scam him. I don't exactly know how the scam works, but they they cost him and then this is what he does. Okay. Wow. The messy jerseys. >> He busts it out the sandal. >> I mean, he was being a pain in the ass that kid. So what is the morality of attacking a kid because his friends try to scam back? >> He shouldn't do it. Just keep biking. He shouldn't really. >> I'm off on this one. >> You gotta just blast through, right? >> No. >> We know what you would do to kids. I think that's it. >> No, but then looking like they're about to attack him. But if they one brings out a weapon and you're like that, you don't wait for some shit to happen. >> When he busts it out the sandal, that is an act of violence in that part of the world. >> Jim. >> Like a massive disrespect. >> Yeah. >> That's a good gun to them. It is a gun for them. That's the closest thing they have to a weapon, yeah. Right? >> I mean, he had a gun. He would have pulled that out. If he had a gun, he would have pulled it out. >> I think they're trying to steal his bike. >> So the story of more info that I found is that they took the keys out of his bike. >> Yeah. He's back and wants to give him money. >> Okay, so they're trying to rob him. >> Basically. >> Yeah. >> Toast these little nigs. >> Yeah, fuck that. >> Honestly, if you're trying to steal the bike, I think I was kind of right here. I'm not gonna lie. >> Yeah. >> I mean, you could defend yourself. I don't know if you need a helicopter to the kid. >> No. >> No. >> He's lucky ain't getting the fucking backslap. I wouldn't give it. Couple of them. >> He had to throw him over his own bike, though. >> Yeah, on the bike, too, it was hard to do. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it's like kind of agile. It's really impressive, actually. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That seems a little bit more interesting. >> This one's interesting. So this girl says, yeah. >> I look so anxious. >> Yeah. >> A black girl said, you have to say this. Black girl tweets go, Alex. >> I look so. >> Why the fuck? I'm able to say this. >> Black people are allowed to say more words than everybody else. >> [LAUGH] >> He's in the rules, dude. >> He's in the constitution, bro. >> I don't know what he wants to do. >> Wasn't he just a black chick that got kicked off in reality TV for saying this is a black word? >> She said she had these looking eyes on it. >> Black people do not get kicked off of anything for saying anything. >> The one other black privilege, you can say more words than everybody else. >> Yeah. >> You can kind of say more. >> About just one more, guys. >> No, you can say kind of everybody else's offensive words, too. >> Especially if you're just reading it. >> Without a doubt, because they're just shocked, you can read. >> Like. >> [LAUGH] >> They don't take offense to it. >> That's right. >> The racist. >> The racist. >> The racist people. >> The racist people are just shocked. >> He has. >> The total. >> Not me. >> I'm not a shot. >> I watch you read every single day. >> Right? >> Right. >> If right. >> If right. >> So good reading. >> So good reading. >> [LAUGH] >> Like, like, like. >> But in this situation. >> So big love that would have put you. >> No. >> You guys, one of the freedoms, I think, for Black people in America, because of what you've endured, you've endured so much unfair, disgusting racism that you're allowed to be racist with less of a punishment. >> Black people can't be racist. >> I don't know why, but I run with that. >> Exactly. >> 100%. >> Exactly. >> So with that said, take it away. >> Read it. >> Prove it. >> Bleet me. Mom. >> [LAUGH] >> I look so ugly with no lashes. >> Okay. >> And this is a black girl that said "imposed it." And so allegedly, an Asian girl responded and said this. >> [LAUGH] >> Go out. You can read this. >> Man. >> And if you wanted, because it's racist, not this one. Let me just get it this out, because she's saying something racist. And in equal and opposite force, due to the laws of physics is expected. You can read it in her accent if you wanted to. >> Just because of the laws of physics. >> You try to get me kicked off the pod. >> I see what's happening right now. >> I'm just saying, you try to, who do you think they did that? >> You try to shake it. >> You give it to me out of flavor. >> I do it. >> I do it. >> I do it. >> Instead of there's an equal and opposite reaction for every action. >> Yeah. >> Therefore, if you wanted to read it in her accent, this is the worst version of the word. This is worse than without the why. >> Really? >> Yes. >> Or audio listeners don't know what you're saying. >> And I-G-G-E-R-Y, that's what I'm saying. >> What is that? >> If you feel comfortable, I don't even feel comfortable saying it. >> But you feel comfortable saying the one about them. >> Fuck. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> This is cute. >> Honestly. >> This is cute. >> Honestly. >> This is cute. >> And when it has been said historically, it's kind of cute. >> Yeah. >> It's a cutie. >> It's a cutesy thing. >> I think we've mentioned this on the show before, but it is a synonym for like getting something taken out of like your armor. >> Yeah. >> Like a chunk. >> Yeah. >> So, let me ask, I don't want to say, when it gets a big piece of your armor that's removed or hurt or tarnished, it's a chunk of your armor has been removed. >> Yeah. >> When it's a tiny little slimmer. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> When you take a chopstick of the shoulder. >> Yeah. >> It's just like a little. >> It's like a little. >> It's a what? >> What is there referring to? >> Just a little. >> I'm just afraid to say when you actually talking about the actual thing. >> Because it's all getting blurred. >> All right. The lines are getting fucked. >> They don't see blurred. >> Okay. >> That's more racist than saying the word to assume it be blurred because your vision gets more refined as you shrink the wires getting crossed here. >> Yeah. >> Oh my God. Sign, go. I look. >> [LAUGH] >> He's saying it. >> He's saying it. >> [LAUGH] >> In your Australian Asian Lady Blower, Australian Lady. >> Yeah. >> They're not Australian Lady Blower. >> Thank you. >> I'm not Chinese, that's not Australian. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> You just said the fuck. >> I'm so angry. >> And ugly without mods. >> Yeah. >> That is crazy. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> She didn't even want to say it that way. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm leaving. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Wow. So that's the worst version of the word. >> Yeah. >> It makes you feel and come from the saying. >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> Adding a Y to it. >> But can you use this racism to combat other racism? Is this even? Is this moral to you? >> I don't doubt it. >> I don't think it's even. >> You think one word is worse? >> Yeah. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You think one word is worse, but you can't define how much a word hurts another group of people. >> That's the same thing as white people saying to you, it's just a word. Why can't we all say a word? >> You got a point. You got a point. >> Yeah, this is probably super hurtful to her hearing that word. >> I'm just keeping the thoughts on myself right now. >> We got a point. >> He's not like, we're out of pockets, are we talking? >> No, I'm good. >> Pass. >> [LAUGH] >> We're just saying myself. >> Pass. >> Mark, can you say it? >> [LAUGH] >> I'm just going to move on. >> Say it, I'm going to move on. >> God. >> Okay, John Bertholk says fear of pit bulls is dog racism. >> [LAUGH] >> All right. >> Yeah, my fuck is mad. >> So this is a good example. This is a good example of what we were talking about earlier. A pit bull is not necessarily a violent dog. >> No, one dog is born violent. >> No dog is born violent. >> Why is violent? >> Why are you laughing, boy? >> No, no, no. >> They're not born violent. Now that being said, if we looked at the data of dog attacks, it might skew in the direction of pit bull. In the same way that like a lesbian is not born violent. But if we look at the data of domestic violence, it might skew in that direction. >> Okay, okay, okay. >> So maybe it's like, for example, if you have a small little defenseless dog and you're trying to avoid the pit bulls at the dog park, is that racism or you just trying to protect it? Is that the same thing as moving your purse from one side to the next as you're walking down the street? Are these the same things? I think they might be. >> What do you think? >> It's fucking crazy. It's dog racist. >> It's dog racist. >> It's dog racist. >> Is it dog racist? >> Yeah, you try to remove your dog at the dog park. That's racist. You said, "Oh, I don't want my dogs playing with these dogs from this side of town." >> You know what? I'm on board. I'm on board. It is dog racism. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Right? >> Yes. >> But dog racism would mean the dog is being racist. >> No. >> No, it's racism. >> It's what you call as racist. >> Honestly, I didn't think that that was the case. My dog, Sabi is like the kindest, sweetest goalie of all. >> Don't, don't, don't. Don't try to couch it. >> I'm being honest with you. >> Honestly, the kindest thing is going, my dog won't step foot on Canal Street. Won't it even, the second we approach Canal, park him. >> Racism is a learned behavior. Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> Where did you think I'm teaching my dog? >> I mean, I don't know. Where is your goal? >> Your deliciousness of people. >> Yeah. >> You think I'm teaching my dog that? >> Why would your dog be all the sort of afraid of Asians? It's all African-Solvings shit on Canal Street. What are you talking about? >> Yeah, I know. >> Why would you go Asian? >> Two, two, two, three. >> That was, that was the thing. >> That was the thing. >> Two, two, three. >> You really elite some shit. >> I know you, I know. >> And I'm going to point my finger at you while I say it. >> I'm going to see it. >> Don't point it. >> What's the time you started Asian person on Canal Street? >> That's like from fucking the 90s. >> Yeah. >> Canal Street is all African-Solving the best knock off Nikes you've ever seen in your life. The best air pods of them. So who was your dog races against cheap races and the old race and puts a work into it? Yeah, I just got a low, low, hanged fruit right away. What is your dog races against? I have this one on. At this point, it feels like a street that you know I couldn't pinpoint. It's just the street. It might be the street. Yeah. I don't know if it's the open air air force one bizarre. Yeah. Dog. I don't know. Upstanding. Dog is dog is in and he doesn't like people doing crime and you know what they're selling fake stuff. And that this is your dog. Yeah, it could be that. Honestly, it could be that. Like, it could be that capitalist. Maybe dogs are races against the wrong people's arms in. Yo, but I people don't really heard dogs that much. Wait a minute. Frankie barked at me when I came in today and I felt the way I touched it. Really? Yeah. What and what was the bark? The bark. Wait, was it that? Was it that? That's the best. Very serious. Yo, you're dressed like you fight dogs. I don't. He doesn't. I am 2005. I have a lot of day. I do have it. I do have a look. I don't. And you're wearing Michael, I know. I know. I'm talking to you. Like I've had an African. This is very. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He had every reason. Frankie had every reason to check you. She barked with the Y at the end, bro. Oh, no, that's crazy. Yeah. If you could translate what the bark was. All right. Can you say it for us? So this guy, he's right. John. What's his last name? Birmingham Thorntel. He's right. Dog racism is real. If you're being prejudiced against pimples, the next time a pimple sits next to you on the train, you gotta just be like, yeah, who's not scared of pimples, though, dead. It's only people who own pimples that aren't scared of them. Everyone else is scared, right? We can acknowledge that. They got something in their eyes. They got human eyes, you know? Is it the eyes to you? Then they lock in on you. It's the jaw. Like they're always clenched. Like they're ready to go. They're beautiful dogs. Like I wish I wasn't afraid of them, but I am. Yeah. There's just too many stories of them snapping. And I'm like, I don't let go. Yeah. Like once they lock on, you could, you ever see the guys in the park where they raise the, they lock on to a bone or whatever. They raise it up in the air. They're just suspended in the air. Mm-hmm. That's true. I heard you guys put your finger up their ass. And then they let go. You know, this is more gay propaganda. I heard it. No, I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. Like, oh, he's just real. Yeah. But everybody, let's go. If you put your finger up their ass, like, there's got to be a few steps before that you could do. They don't bring up a shark's. With sharks, they say you've got a punch from the nose. They never bring a finger in their ass. It's the interesting. Somebody want to finger a dog's ass. Yeah. He was like, you got a perfect shot. Even if you hit that. Yeah. Like you're telling me that they tried every other thing. Hit him on a neck. Caesar Milan, the dog trainer, the dog whisper. Yeah, I know. Never once. Never once was he fucking shawkering off a triple to get him to release. There was a movie I watched back in the day of the Huskies that were snowmishing. Yeah. And the guy had approved to the Huskies that he was like the alpha of the pack. So we bit him on the ear. And that's how he started dominance. But we've been a very different movie. You white people weird. We're a very different movie theater finger. The dog's ass. He's like, no, I'm the, I'm the alfax. I'm the one. Right? Yeah. But if you bite in a dog on the ear, what else are you doing to that dog in private? Oh, that's the thing that's weird to you in this conversation. To me, that's the most natural thing to do to a dog. That's what another dog would do. Yeah. My dog doesn't have a ear. That might have been eternal. Oh, you think it's flirting. Yeah. I like a little nibble. My ear. I guess he gets me a little chubby over there at that point. I don't think we talk enough about cutting the dogs ears to make them look aesthetically pleasing. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. The dog circumcision that we got going on is a little bit crazy. Yeah. And the tails. I didn't know. I didn't know my T.C. I didn't know her tail was cut. No way. Yeah. I don't like that, bro. Because all poodles, their tails are really longer. But people just don't like the long tail. So almost every poodle their tails cut. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane. Why is it insane? Talk to me. No, I'm curious. How can you get a hot tail? You bring a circumcision. You try to make me insane. I've been saying circumcisions crazy the whole time. Crazy. It is crazy. So why are people doing it? Because they don't want to discuss the dick. No, bro. Yeah. But if all of our dicks are discussing is normal. Yeah. So we just have one generation has to make the take the stand too far gone. Make it illegal. What if they made it illegal? Circumcision is illegal. But then there's religious freedom. The Jews and the Mooseys would do it. All right. You can get a religious exemption. But anyone else, you got to prove it. You got to prove you are Jewish or Muslim. How do you fucking prove you're Jewish or Muslim? He's just fucking blow up some innocent people. Is that what you need to do? How do you prove that? How can you possibly prove that? There's other ways you bring him a pork sandwich, be like, I said, I don't want lunch. And if they take it, boom, no circumcision allowed. I guess that's a little less racist. That's way more practical. That is way more practical. You can bait them with pork. It's all thin. Yeah. And then we heard more animals market. Okay. All right. Let's just move on. We just heard more animals. Okay. What is the morality of this? All right. This is the guy that went out drinking late, loses his wallet. And he gets a text the next morning. Hello, sir. I found your wallet. I go. I go now to give police station at Blank Avenue. And you pick up there. I take five dollars from wallet to buy hot dog. I am hungry and you owe me. I save you. Have a good day. So here's the thing. The only issue I have with this is you owe me. I save you. If he writes that whole text and it's just I am hungry. Have a good day. I am hungry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I am hungry. The entitled have a good you owe me. What do you mean? I owe you. But it's saying the quiet part out loud. It's like this person could have just stole your shit. Yeah. And the fact that he's being good and returning your shit, you kind of owe like a little bit. Yeah. But like no one really likes when you say to quiet part out loud. That's why it's quiet. That's why it's texting. But you know the minute like when you see it in a text, it's just as loud as all the other words. So you like object to it a little bit. Yeah. I think this is a you played yourself because I've lost a wallet. They returned to me. I gave him a hundred bucks. Well, that's the thing you're going. So what this is, this is the auto grant. Yeah. You ever go to a restaurant? They auto gratuity 16%. And it's like you got to do it because you're a PNZ there. But now you're fucked. Because I was going to do 20. I was going to do more. You lowballed yourself. And the fact that you didn't have faith in me to tip you. Now is a little bit insulting. Like you, what is it called? You took the this cap. No, but yeah, I'm going to over tip. But like as cat because they have the additional line and now you're like, oh, I'm taking a stand now because the additional is crazy. You wouldn't feel that way. You go to a restaurant. Hey, we automatically include it in 16%. Tip in 13. Stop. So stoked stuff. I overtip. You know, I overtip. Why do you do that? Because you got to make up for the stereotype. Stereotype? Yeah. Stereotype that black people tip that. Do you think that overcompensate? But like, do you think not tipping is like, like, how would that even girl describe it? She's a proprietor. She's very European. That's what she's saying. They don't send the customs. Yeah. Low trust society over there. Low trust. Yeah. I don't know. I listen, I get why especially like tourist destinations do it. Because if like 80% of the people coming in or not from America, you could make nothing working the whole day. And they don't, Europeans don't know how little waiters make. Yeah. Like they genuinely are unaware. Europeans think waiters are making 20 an hour and you're supposed to tip 20%. So in their brains, they're like, this fucking crazy. Yeah. If they knew that waiters were literally making $2 an hour, I'm sure that they would feel obliged to become heroes in there. Yeah. Yeah. With internet social media, do you think they still don't know? I don't think they know how little. I think they assume that the waiters live off tips. I don't think they know that it's literally the tip is baked into the wage according to like our legal system or taxation system. I literally, I think if you told them that, they would because they're like a, let's help everybody out society. I don't know why they wouldn't. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. But it's tricky though, because if you're a waiter at a restaurant, you're covered by the, sorry, a waiter at a hotel restaurant, you're covered by the hotel union. Oh. So you got to make hotel union wages. So you're making 15, 20 an hour. And we're still tipping 20% and we're tipping. They're double dipping. I didn't know that. I did not know that one. That now unless the restaurant is one of those things that like can operate independently from the hotel. But if the restaurant is like owned by the hotel or whatever, I'm gonna ask about that. But that if if that's the case, they probably don't get the tip directly, probably on some pool situation. But now most places do the pool thing and everybody gets tipped out, even like the chefs in the ship gets tipped out. But like they're not making $2 an hour. Yeah. Something fishy going on. It's almost now to the point where like the waiters are getting screwed. Oh, because they're sharing for service with people who are making a salad. Let's put a salad over livable wage. When it's like their, the waiters are taking the risk. They're coming to work every day going, I might make zero dollars. dollars. Or if it's busy, I'll make a lot of money. But they are taking on the risk, not the restaurant. The chefs are not taking on the rest. They're making a salary. Yeah. We need to be more European. Yeah, we got to be more European. What do you mean? Mike, just get rid of tips and just pay people. Hey, I actually like that. You ever go to a restaurant they have it on the menu? We don't tip. We pay our servers away again. The money is like put into the price of the dish. Yeah. Sugarfish, I go to and I like that thing. Great. Just, whoa, every time I walk in, I know exactly what I got to pay. Who does that screw up? I think that that only works when the majority of restaurants have a tip in culture. Excuse me, because like when you go to Europe, this service is horrible, it's horrible. Any place where they don't rely on tips of service is fucking atrocious. Like, there's no accommodation at any day. Like, it's like they're doing you a favor if you ask for mayo for the fronks. Like, I save you, you owe me. Exactly. So like, that's the energy they have. I save you owe me. Yeah. Right? And it's like, so a few restaurants can have the no tipping culture because they're protected by the idea of how you should behave in a restaurant. So then you feel like you got a gift. Yeah. It's like socialism. It works for a few years until the whole thing is bankrupt. The first like five to ten years of socialism is lit. Yeah. And then you run out of money. But the first five to ten, all the people who've been pushing socialism, like, I told you, isn't this fire? Nicks, championships, paybacks. No, let's go and say in the first of five, ten doesn't work. But after five to ten, we need to invade a Muslim country to afford this. Yeah. And we just got ahead of it. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's how we're getting that. Yeah. Like maybe the, maybe the Pentagon is going like, listen, we're going to go socialists. You know, it is what it is. So we got to invade like the second biggest oil reserves in the world and just make sure we secure it. We need to work on this shit. It's the only way. We need to work with it. Like if we're going to do the Norway model, we got to have some natural gas. Yeah. Now on the flip side, let's say you're down in your luck. You don't have a lot of money. You're just struggling. Maybe you're like 18 years old. You just parents kicked you out. You find a wallet on the ground. Got a hundred dollars in it. All in five. You return it. Do you take five dollars to shoot the eye tax bill? Hey, by the way, hooked you up. I've done this, by the way. I return an old woman's purse. Okay. I found the purse, returned it. My friend joined me. He's like, I'm like, I'm going to this woman's house. He's like, I'll come with you. I return to purse. The purse has crazy money in it. You were counting it. Returned to her. She gives me 20 and him 20. I'm like, first of all, this motherfucker didn't even find it. I don't even know why he's getting the same as me. He's the long for the ride. You couldn't explain that in the moment. I couldn't explain the money. And I don't want to take the money away from him. Yeah. But like, shorty, there was $200 in here. I'm fucking 11 years old. I'm a billionaire at 11. I got $200. So in a way, I did feel you felt shortchanged. 20 bucks. I feel like that's not bad. Yeah. I had 200. Okay. You did it. I had 200. I already spent all of the money in your brain. In my brain, I spent every one of those $200. And then I now 180 dollars in debt. You lost. I already got the Carolina fucking Jordan 11. I want them in my head. I'm about to get 11. I just want the classics. Wait. I actually had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. So I lost my keys. I think Saturday night or whatever. But I have my AirPods attached to it. So I can see the location. It's pinging like right where my building is. Like it seems like it's inside. I'm like, I have to be in my apartment somewhere or whatever. I must have, must have dropped when I got like out of the Uber or some shit like that. And somebody brought it to the restaurant. That's right on the corner connected my building. So I'm whatever looking on the street. Eventually, I just asked the restaurant just to take a chance. He's like, wait a minute. Does it have like AirPods? And he was like, yes, so I'm ecstatic. Mind, I go to this restaurant all the time. It's connected to my building. So and I always tip them well because it's like I'm a regular there. I didn't give them anything for the keys. And then I asked my short. I'm like, should I give them something? She's like, no, it's whatever. You find your keys. And I'm like, I think I should have gave him a little something for this. What should I've done? Beyond. You don't have to. Why would you? You don't need to. You don't need to. But it's a nice, it's a classic. It felt like I should have. Like I felt like I did something wrong. And it's not too late. No, you didn't do anything wrong. No, now you go after the fact circle back a day later. Like, hey, here. Give him 10 bucks ahead. You didn't just do anything that was he inconvenienced in any way? No, someone gave him the AirPods and he stood exactly where he was going to stand at work all day anyway. Yeah. If he is, if you leave it in an Uber and the Uber has to drive to you to drop it, you've got to tip them because you're inconveniencing that you're not tipping for them doing a good deed. They should do a good deed because we're human beings and we're Godfaring human beings and Christianity will bring us all to eternal salvation. But the inconveniences where you give a tip, otherwise you go get it at wherever they are. And then you don't need a tip. You leave your keys at B&H and you go pick them up. You tip the guy B&H? Not if you leave them. But if someone finds them, takes them to their apartment and then you meet up at that apartment and you get the keys. They found them and they found them and they kept them safe. They found they have to stay at their apartment for you to go get there. Their day is ruined. Yeah. Okay. So we're toned. You're saying I should. If you left the place, I'm saying it's classy. You don't have to. But it's just a classy movie. What do you give five bucks? Five ten bucks? Yeah. Hey, I appreciate it. Five bucks is disrespectful. Yeah, it's disrespectful. You have to give that at least 20. 20? Yeah. Damn. Anything less than 20 is like, he's poor. This is going to change your life. There's five dollars here. You're almost able to buy a coffin. Yeah. But now, where do the keys go to? They go to your apartment. Yeah. If you found the keys and you returned them, you would want a percentage of the apartment value because you have you owned the apartment for like a period of time there. According to what you just said. That doesn't make you an owner of the apartment. You have the keys. Doesn't make you the owner of the apartment. He could have took my AirPods. He could have been like, oh, I got new AirPods. 100 bucks. We flip them. You can't take someone else's AirPods because it has the, find my AirPods thing. Back in the day, maybe. Okay. Now it's impossible. It says Alex Media's fucking AirPods. Yeah. And they probably has a logo or some shit on it. Yeah. Fuck you. Is it? It doesn't know. I don't think so. Are you writing off your AirPods? No, everything. No. Okay. All right. Yeah, it's an interesting one. I don't know. I would, I think you just give a couple bucks. So that's a nice thing. I'm going to go back. I'll tip extra. All right, guys. Cash app now offers manage accounts for kids ages six to 12 that grow with them all the way to adulthood. All with no subscription fees because building money habits shouldn't cost extra. The account runs through you. 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So this one is going to work and they have a work freezer or a work fridge. And she puts her food in there. And every day she goes to get her food. Someone's stealing her food. - Okay. - She's like, "Who the fuck is stealing my food?" So what does she do? She puts ghost peppers in her lunch. One of the spiciest peppers puts in her lunch because someone keeps stealing it. And not only is she going to find who stole it, she's also going to stop them from stealing it. - Yeah. - So now this is the video of her saying. - Thank you. - I actually wish the coughing was the person who stole it. Like a man she's right there in the bathroom while this person's going through it. That's fucking annoying. - What is the morality of this? - I love it. (laughing) - I absolutely love it. - Can I add a little caveat? - Go ahead. - Anyway, so no, this is a caveat. - Okay, that was it. If you like spicy food, make it extra spicy and you still enjoy it. But putting the ghost peppers ruins the food for you in the event that you're not, they don't eat it that day. And now you suffer as well. - You're talking about the methodology. - Yes, if you like spicy food or you like cilantro and you know that the thief you think it doesn't like cilantro, like there's a way where you don't have to lose enjoyment of the food and that person still gets the punishment. - Well, the method here is like one of this person has brought two lunches. - No, like I'm gonna bring my lunch, keep my backpack and just have my little sandwich, but I'm gonna put my thing in the fridge because I know this person is gonna steal it 'cause they always take it out of this tupperware. - And in the event that they don't steal, you just waste the food. - Starving people around the world. (laughing) - This is a starving person. - I actually work stealing your nub because they brought another lunch, she said. - No, but the person's stealing it. Why is someone stealing the lunch? - Because they're probably hungry. They really need food, Mark. - Exhibit A. - So then why would you punish them? - First I said that. - First I said that. - What if you bring two lunches and you catch them in the act and you say, "Hey, I actually brought this "fire." - Take the candlesticks. - Why? - Why is this fire? - But you come and you steal it from me? And they bring it back to say, "Is this a guy to steal from you?" You say, "No, he didn't steal." He actually forgot something. Boom, candlesticks. And I, for an eye, leaves the whole world blind, Alex. - Okay. - We don't want to live like that. We're Americans, we're in the West. - Yeah. - Capitalist society. - What about pulling yourself up by the bootstrap? So now you bring in the lunch for this person. Now they're going to expect lunch every day. - Wait, wait, wait. Let him go on this. No, no, no, no. What about all this well-fills system? Everybody's abusing the system all this time of shit. Keep going. Keep going. No, no, no, no, I'm just talking about it in this isolated situation. Yeah. DSA media. No, the sudden. It's a quite decolonialist. All the sudden. Isolated situation. You are a rewarding bad behavior. Oh, it's what, baby? In this particular hungry is bad behavior. Stealing. All she did. She's stealing from bread to feed your kids. No, but you're stealing from somebody else. So now that person is hungry, forcing someone to pay more taxes against their will is stealing. All this person did that worked in that place is God food at a discount from government run grocery store. That's all they did. Okay. And if you have a fucking problem with that, then we've got a lot of discussion at right now. Okay. Government run grocery store. But if you're saying that the business should also fund her food knowing that her other food is going to be stolen or taken by 100 people, I'm just saying now you're talking like dredged things and like quite the fucking capitalist, a disgusting capitalist created. So you would bring in a second meal. That's what a good Christian would do. How many days? Because if you don't bring it in the following day, then she's like, oh, where's my meal? Now she takes your lunch again. I'm not trying to bandage the problem. I want to get to the root of it. I'm going to have you sit down with it. I'm going to say, what's going on here? Okay. Are you hungry? I don't have money for food. I got you. Okay. So now, so you just believe in paying more taxes so we can take care of the. No, I'm Catholic. I believe in charity. Catholic is in charity. Catholics are inherently. But it's still taxes. It's a former taxes. I'm going to say, hey, I'm going to help you out. You got a job here. You got two jobs. You have kids at home. Well, look, I'm going to bring some food in for you for the month. I'm going to get you some cash. I'm just trying to help you out. Okay. But he's going to do it because he thinks it's the right thing. He's not going to do it because the government posed a law and to extract his food against his will. Why is it an issue if it's the same outcome? Well, methodology. No. I mean, what I'm asking me remark. Both of you. Well, my, my issue would say just because the outcome is the same doesn't mean the methodology is justified. Why? If you're giving money to take care of people, whether through charity or through taxes, same outcome. Well, what if I come into a situation where I, I have to feed my family and I can't give. But the government's like, Sorry, too bad. You have to choose this coworker over you. So now you're going to let this lady start over. Yes, before my children, yeah. Yeah, probably. You wouldn't just cut it. And then we just all share it. And then we eat, we all eat a little. I mean, I wish my kids are fed. But then maybe if I'm in a position where I can fast, though, I love fast. I love fast. I like the fast. Well, there's another, there's another all fast. I like what this lady did. It teaches somebody a lesson. They'll stop doing it. I fuck with it. So you're saying for the government run grocery stores, we should put ghost peppers and all that. Yes. Yeah. It's a great idea. Absolutely. But day go owners in all the burles Alex Media has given you a fantastic idea to maintain the sovereignty of your business. Okay. This one's interesting. Morality of lying to a dying person so they can pass away in peace. Oh, I like, yeah, you see these scenes and movies where it's like, you're going to be okay. Everything we got you and then they die. But then again, like, you might want to save some shit before you die. So don't tell me I'm going to die. Well, this one's, or so I said, tell me I'm going to die. Yeah. This one makes it racial. So this guy's dying on the ground and he's looking at Peter Parker and says he was white Peter. All these years, protests in the Civil Rights Act. And what on my own gets me? Was I wrong boy? Uncle Ben, he, he, he looked Italian. Well, Peter, thank you. Uncle Ben dies smiling. So silly. Damn. Oh, Uncle Ben, man. That was sad. Damn, you got killed by an Italian. Tom Holland, no, Uncle Ben. How many times are going to tell the same story? Come on. It's a Jesus story over again. Oh, this is an interesting one. Customer officer a drink. She takes a water shot and pockets the money. She's stealing from the restaurant, not the customer. Water and Don Julio bottles from people buy you shots. But the theft is from the establishment, not the customer. Well, why? Is it from the establishment? Yes. Because the establishment doesn't lose Don Julio. But they lose the sale. They don't lose the sale. Of course they do. Because he's trying to buy a shot for her, which is goes to the establishment, which makes the establishment more money, right? Now, they still have Don Julio to sell to other people. But they didn't get that money that was intended for the establishment. But then they don't have to buy another bottle of Don Julio so it's a wash. It's not a wash because you still need to generate money. She used Alchemy to turn the Don Julio into cash. How about this? Person comes in and orders steak sandwiches at the restaurant. The waiter makes steak sandwiches at home, brings them into the restaurant. Technically, the restaurant doesn't lose steak sandwiches so they can sell them. But the waiter is selling their own steak sandwiches. Therefore, undercutting the restaurant. Feeling that's different, but I don't know why. It's yeah. It's only different because the bartender or the waiter is making less money because she has to front the cost of the steak sandwiches. But the restaurant still misses out on the price of the good. And the waiter still gets that money directly. Wait a minute. Most times when you buy a bartender a shot, they don't charge for that shot. So the place is actually losing money if she were to accept the shot. She's actually doing the better thing for the establishment. >> I think Al is making a good point here. >> Is that true? I was assuming they charge it. >> No, it depends on the place. It depends on the place. If it's like a strip club, usually you are buying a really expensive shot for them in the place to make money. The common ground is this. I want to buy you a shot. Okay, it's a water shot, but you still charge it. For each water shot, the restaurant pays you $5 or whatever it is. It's a $10 shot. The restaurant gives you half for the water shots. Now, you don't have to get drunk. They make $5 for water. You get that end of tip on top of it. So your hell is stoked and they maintain their inventory. >> Yeah. >> That's the best case scenario for everybody about it. >> It also kind of fucks over the person who's doing the shot because it's like, you said doing the shot or buying the shot, because they're just like being lied to. It's like, hey, I want to do a celebratory shot with you. And you're lying to me and telling me this thing, this action we're about to do. >> It's fake. >> It's fake. >> Yes. That is true. >> That is true. >> It's not over. Is it the person buying it? Is it the person doing it or is it the establishment? And in this scenario, depending on who you are, you will side with yourself. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Now, do I care that much that the bartender takes the shot of alcohol? No. But at the same point in time, I don't want to buy you a fake shot. >> Yeah. >> I'd rather just be like, hey, if it's a shot of water, let me just give you five bucks, like. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think that's fair. >> You're right, you're right. If I did a shot with someone and they would fake it, I'd be like, ah, come on. >> Like, yeah. We're supposed to do this together. It's a social thing. >> I was honestly just trying to run up the bill so you can make more money. Just let me give you the money directly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I've seen Mark fake shots. >> Good point. Very good point now. I just want to point that out. >> I've seen. >> I've seen. >> I've seen. >> I've seen. I've seen you throw it over your fucking shoulder bar. >> No, you did that all the time. >> You had too much to drink. >> I do that. >> Yeah. I have to drive. I already had five shots. >> So you turned this way. >> This would be right here. >> You're right here. >> I threw it in the shoulder. >> Yes. >> Thousand girl behind it. >> It's watched you do that. >> Exactly. >> Okay. Let's see if there's any more here. Oh, this one is an interesting one. This person is getting tailgated, okay? This guy is just on their ass being like, yo, get out the way, get out the way. They're driving. >> Bang, swirls. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Oh. That's. Nah. >> Why is that car driving this way on the highway? >> No. It's just pulled over. >> It's pulled over. Stop. >> Yeah. >> Oh. So this person's tailgating. They're way too close. Absolutely. Do not need to be that close. Car stops. Swarve. Bang. >> Oh. >> What is the morality of causing a crash to teach a tailgator a lesson? >> Ooh. >> I don't know if you caused that crash. My assumption is that this person is looking at the rearview mirror being like, this guy fucking tailgating me. >> Yeah. >> And it looks up and they see a car stopped. And sores out the way. I don't think they did it on purpose, if I do assume. That's pretty insidious, I think, to cause it on purpose. >> The person tailgating me. >> I think it's kind of on purpose, because you see yourself getting closer to this car. You take up little peak back in the rearview mirror, you don't like stare at the car. >> But dude. >> One, when you're going six miles per hour and there's a car way in front of you, but it stopped. It doesn't feel stopped. >> It can't tell. >> Also, it doesn't have its, I don't think it has its stopped, I don't have its brake lights on. It just harks on the side, so you can't even see brake lights. And he can't slam on the brakes because this asshole is riding his fucking tail. So he's kind of forced in to make in this decision. >> Sort of out the way. >> Like what I would have done, once I saw the car, I would have put my emergency brakes on to let the car behind me like, yo, there's something happening, slow down. >> I don't even know where that is in the car. >> That's it. >> I don't know. >> I'm actually, we don't know where that is. >> You hit the emergency brake. >> You're not emergency brakes. >> We're all dead if I'm looking for it. >> We're all dead. >> It's supposed to be very obvious in the middle of the car. >> It's a flying truck. >> Who pulls over in the fucking left lane? >> Yeah, that is what it is. >> Who knows what they're doing? >> Oh, so the guy tailgating, I think in this example would be tailgating to tell that person that the left lane is for passing on a highway. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> And it's true. >> It's not impossible. >> What do you mean? >> You're tailing someone to be like, hey, you got to get out of the way so I can pass. >> Yes. >> Yeah, that's how it's like. >> How else are you going to tell them? >> I can't call them. They just go around. >> But they're listening around. >> There's all the traffic in the middle of the lane. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there's traffic going the highway. Just fucking chill. >> Well, then why don't you chill in the fucking right lane, chill in the way that you're not getting passed. >> These are all these fucking transplants walking in New York City. >> No. >> Why are you trying to pass, bro? Just fucking post up. >> You're fine. >> There's cars in front of you. You're good. >> Well, why do you get to dictate how fast he goes? >> It is. >> Law man. >> [LAUGH] >> Don't call me a law man. >> Yeah. >> Not a law man, I'm good. >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> He says, why don't you ride your ass for fucking 30 miles, no. >> There's a person from me that's in the way, I'm just going to chill out. No, I'm going to say, you know what, maybe this is all crazy, right? I'm forced this person, I'm going to ride their ass to get them to move, flash the lights on. >> Yeah, that's how it works. >> Unfortunately, that guy just got a call from his wife that someone's breaking into their home, probably going to murder their entire family. He doesn't know if it's his actually, his wife and she's going crazy, okay? He's unaware of that. He's trying to get on immediately. He realized I don't even have a wife. Hold on a second, I'm going crazy, yes. >> Shit. >> Let me figure this out, quick, yeah, I have a wife. >> So he's going to the doctor and you're just being a lolligag and asshole. >> Yeah. >> But now look, bang, rear ends the guy, who is he going to see right after this, the dog. Everybody gets what he meets, what he's technically. >> That's fair. >> I think causing a crash in semi miles an hour, especially on innocent people, they're kind of innocent because maybe they're out of a car issue. >> Yeah. >> I don't need to do that, that seems crazy. So who's in the wrong? >> Well, I think the people in the middle of the street, that's pretty wrong. The guy tailgating is the most wrong. >> But the guy didn't want to be, probably ran out of gas or something like that. His wife was driving a car to fill it up. >> Yeah, there's nothing, yeah. >> You had a rape virality of all three cable here, go. >> Most moral, at least more. >> Most moral is the guy who is unscathed. >> Wait, who's that? That's the most moral. >> Second most moral is the person who ran out of gas because his wife doesn't have a fill. >> That's fun bit. >> And then the third most moral is the guy who is tailgating, riding that ass. >> A.K. >> The least moral. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I think most moral, the person pulled over to the side. >> It's a shitty place to pull over, but still, you don't know what happened. >> Then the guy who's served up. >> I'm with you. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the tailgating. >> Is the second, the second, yeah, the guy who's served up, he could have just like. >> Yeah, get out the lives. >> You just call it death. >> Get out the way. >> That's not worth it. >> Wow, no, I think tailgating is still the worst. >> No, no. >> I hate the whole thing. >> That's because you don't know how to fucking drive. >> I hate tailgating. >> That's because you're in the left lane. >> The flux. >> Okay, woman got paid $1,650 instead of $1650, made $19,000 in one shift for a few to turn it in. I was assuming there was some type of accounting error that was done. They accidentally paid her the wrong amount, and then they were like, will you have to return it? >> I hate that. >> Keep going. >> Or, obviously, the right thing to do, the legal thing to do is to return it. >> You don't want to do it because that's their mistake. >> Yeah, I think it's on the people that made the mistake. >> So she doesn't have to return it? She agreed to a contract where she makes a certain amount of an hour and they paid her not that amount. >> Yeah, they made a mistake. >> So what? They just eat that? >> Yeah. >> You made a $20,000 mistake. You got to fire your accountant over to the pay line. >> All right. >> That. >> More. >> Same thing applies if they pay you less than the amount that they're supposed to. >> No, because we agreed on this amount. And then you paid more. So that's what it is. >> All right. Well, we agreed on the amount but I paid less. So, oops. I made a mistake. >> Well, then I'm going to go in and say, hey, you got to make this whole and they say, no, then I'm going to quit. >> What? >> I wouldn't mark. You're a good Catholic guy. >> That's not the Catholic thing to do. >> What? >> They made a mistake. If she wants to return it, that's the nice thing to do. >> Yeah. >> That's the honorable thing to do. But I don't think she's entitled. >> What would Jesus do? What would your employees do? What? >> You have employees. >> Mm-hm. >> If you overpaid them. >> Fuck that shit. You fucking rich fuck. >> You talk that shit. >> No. >> Yeah. >> And so now, do you know media, bro? >> Yeah. >> Look at the falsity of media. >> Yeah. >> Like a cracker. >> You realize you made this mistake and you overpaid them. >> And I would say, hey, I accidentally fucked up. Is there any way you could just return the money? >> No. >> But according to you, you made the mistake. >> You made the mistake. >> And if they said no, then I'd be like, that's fun. >> And then you keep them on. >> No, you got to terminate that. >> Why are you terminate later to either raw or core to you? >> Yeah. >> Because they pissed me off. >> You just sat down for your fuck up. >> Exactly. >> You fucked up. >> Yeah. >> So you're firing them for your fuck up? >> I'm gonna fire them for something else I find. >> [LAUGH] >> You're a capitalist, you're a real capitalist. >> No. >> Because he's bullshit. >> Yo, you're a capitalist. >> I'm a capitalist. >> Can't you just be a capitalist? >> I'm on the side of the lady. >> I'm on her side. >> Let's say you're working at Walmart. There's a $16 job, $16 an hour. This is a regular fucking Walmart. >> What does money means to her? She comes from another planet. >> Look at her. >> [LAUGH] >> She just got to her. She traveled 4,000 light years away from a foreign galaxy to work at fucking Wendy's, or wherever she's working. She has no idea the concept of money. It means nothing to her. >> It really all depends. Do you still want to continue working at the place? If you still want to continue working at the place, you have to even lay back. >> Yeah, I think that makes sense, but all of a sudden you get paid $20,000. How long is she going to have to work with $20,000? >> Yeah. >> Let me tell you something. >> That money is not being given back by this person. >> There's not a chance. >> [LAUGH] >> There is not a chance. >> So what makes you do? >> They didn't Smith is going to get that. >> What do you mean? >> There's no fucking, do you think there's a chance up? >> Yes. >> Yes, I do. >> [LAUGH] >> Yes, I do. >> If she has no doubt, woman looks like a very outstanding citizen. The fact there's a moat shot here, I'm going to sign this up. and say, there's a change she could have before to use hip size short. - Baby, I was her best pick. (laughing) - The best pick, Bellen Bay, you know? (laughing) - She was solely getting the context of how we're seeing it. - It's not looking good for it, yeah. But I'm just saying, all right, what about a, what about a fucking, you get a random deposit from a bank and they put $100,000 in their way. - They had a chance for that. - Yo, low key, some now. - It was a real bank, we're not from Walmart, low key, low key, I suppose that. - I'm taking that money out of me. - Yeah, that's, that's what I'm making sure it's for that. - Taking that money out of me, yeah. - Okay, so you're earned. - You don't got insurance for mispaying your employees? - No, no, it's wrong what I'm doing. - Is it wrong? - Yeah. - They made a mistake. - Yeah, but like, we should be kind and benevolent when people meet. - You return the money right at the transfer? - Yeah. (all laughing) - But I discovered there's an onion ring, actually. - I did not pay for this. - There was, there was an onion ring in my prize. This could go to someone who's hungry or something. - Let's get this out of my prize right now. I didn't even touch it so it could still be you. - Yes, and you take it. - If you take it out with gloves, this is still a good onion ring. - There's some young hungry motherfucker out there who wants it. - Yeah. - That's the right thing to do. - It needs to be a restaurant that does that intentionally. - How good do you feel when you get a couple of extra little things? Like, that's their little thing? - Yeah, I do. - It isn't that much. Fuck you, no. - No, I'm being the disser. I think they're like here for a lot of, for a lot of other. - All these places that are fucking making marginal profit, they're not, hey, let's give out extra food. I don't pay for that. - How is there always one idea? How is something that they place it on the top? - It's one idea. - It's, it's eaky. How do you spend time with God in the fall? - They'll sell anyways. - Damn you. - That was a bad shit though. I should've said Burger King. If I was on Ford, I should've said yeah, all right. - It's always on the top. You don't have to worry about the bottom. - That's a good point. - They don't have purpose. They want you to get into the underwraps. (laughing) - You might not be in the apples. - He really might not be. - I was really rushing by the day by the day. I was like, oh man, that's so fucking out. They were just working fast and the fucking underwraps next to the fries and one slipped in and they, you know, - No. - And it's more worth it than to take it out. So, you were a DS saying, that's being true. - Damn. - Look at you. - That's one. I really took that, it was really a joyous mistake. - Nah bro, fuck you guys. - Every once in a while I think of sure of it. Just a bleeding heart capitalist. - And then you say some shit like this and I'm like nah bro. This guy is a DS saying, dude. - Dicks suckers. (laughing) - Alright, let me do a couple more, alright. - This one is a kind of a fun one. What is the fastest way you've ever seen a new coworker get fired? First day of work, a coworker asked for a short break in some space in a storage closet to put on his prayer rack. It was fired almost a meter. About six months later, we were all laid off when the company went bankrupt paying us, paying out his discrimination to the lawsuit. - That's wow, that's awesome. - Yeah, I'm in-- - Pandala. - The morality of sui company after a meter being fired for a short break to bring the claws to making good bankrupt, making all your coworkers unemployed. So not the question is not what is the morality of firestone over the religion. Obviously, that's wrong. - Yes. - Is it? - I guess it depends on the job. - Be honest, you fire a breeze because you find out he's muzzle then yeah, that's probably reasonable. - What if you hire someone? What if you hire a Jewish guy? Right? Okay, for what? Like, let me get there. You hire a Jewish guy, right? He's ultra religious, won't answer emails on Friday. Right? And it's like, yo, we got deals. We're losing, we're losing so much money. And you're like, bro, I need to be able to email you Friday night. Like, we got deals to Shanghai. We got deals on the West Coast. Like, our family was a Gucci store. I was like, "I only owe you a Gucci store." So that's that's the end of the deal. We're the richest family in all Switzerland. We're black. - I remember the first time Delva's working with us and he did his whole 24 hour out. I can't talk. He was so annoyed. - Nobody broke. - You were so pissed of him. - This month I'm eating shellfish every other day. He did this up through a name easy to these burgers. He's doing all the other shit and then he got to take off. When we got to work, we got to tour. Give me the shellfish Judaism that she was doing the rest of the fucking year. It's going time right now. - The whole day we just heard about these things. - So the fuck you're doing mushrooms? He's doing mushrooms and fastened. And I'm like, "You were eating shellfish with me." We had a shrimp tempura. We had a shrimp tempura together. - Stop. - I know. Oh, that was so funny. Now you respect it a little bit more. But you used to hate that shit. - I'm just saying we got to pick and choose. So I think you could fire someone for religious practices. - For their practices. - I think you could fire someone because the religion is incongruent with the job that you need to. - How do you see that? It's like, dude, I'm not firing you because you're Jewish. I'm not firing you because you're Christian or whatever the fuck it is. But I need you on this deck. Perfect example. You want to take Christmas off. - Of course. This is Lord's birthday. - You know where we work? - Look where. - We work at fucking the Christmas tree, dad. (laughing) - Me and Mike, bro, this is a big day for us, man. - Christmas day? - Christmas Eve is where you buy your tree. You're like, I can't work Christmas Eve for all this. Like God was born almost. Like Mary's in labor right now. I can't work. And you're like, yo, the whole point of this fucking job is today. You're not the right guy. - So we're gonna hire for the Christmas trees. - People who are ready to go. - Christmas trees? - Yo, you're a Chinese restaurant. You know that Christmas is a big day. That's New Year's for you. You can't hire the New Year's. - That's not the New Year's. - The other. - You can't hire Jews or, you can't hire, you can't hire Christian, so like, you're a shit. You can't do, you gotta get Jews or Muslims in there. - You, he's not wrong. - I see your plan. - You run a fucking cattle ranch. - Okay. - You can't hire an Indian. (laughing) We're a butcher. He's praying over to me. Like, yo, you can't do this. These are gods, like, I gotta find you for your religion. It's not for your religion, but you're not the guy for this job. You shouldn't never apply. Do you know what we do here? We chop up your god and dice him up and make beautiful fucking tar, tar out of it. - That was a good point. - Matter of fact, why did you apply for that job in the first place? - Fire and someone for religious reasons might be almost the most justifiable way to fire a human being in history. (laughing) - He depends on the job. - He depends on the job, but like, come on, bro. Come on. - You're really not wrong on this. - Why is the Hindu guy trying to work in the cattle factory? He don't know, he just got here. (laughing) - He likes cows. - He loves cows, he's like, hold on. We get to be around the cows. - Yes. - It's on the logo, giant cow. - He sees the cow in the logo. He's like, I get to be near my god. I get to be near the holiest thing. - And the first two hours of his day were amazing. - Incredible. And then he just hears. (laughing) - And he goes, what was that? (laughing) - What was that sound? (laughing) - What? - What was that sound? - Like, Christian, we have something to tell you. - Oh. - So what was that sound? - Well, we process candy. (laughing) - That's that sound again. Was horrified and it feels like life being stricken from the planet. (laughing) - We kill cows, we sell them. - You want? (laughing) - That's what we do for America. - Why would you have the live cow on the side? (laughing) Why not put a dead cow on the side? (laughing) - Your business is dead. Cow's not live. Cow's buying to put the live. - Marketing is that what people know we do. - Liar. (laughing) - So maybe it's on us for false advertising. - No. - He just figured out what it was. - Yeah. - Okay. - All I'm trying to say is like, it's, give me a reason why firing something for religious reasons isn't directing the deal. - Okay, well, this case. We were like a bag or some shit. - Okay. - And the guy says, "Hey, I gotta go pray." It's my, it's the party. - Are you really? - Five breaks. - Are you the security guard at the bank and it gets robbed while you're fucking praying? - Okay, fair. - You're fired. - Okay, fair. - You're fired. - Fair. (sighs) - Okay, five breaks a lot. - It's a lot. And technically, you would've get all five during working hours. Probably gave like two, three. - Two, three. - Mm-hmm. - Which is still more than one break. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, how do you get special treatment? - Well, because I'm gonna skip my lunch. It's Ramadan, so I don't even need it. - That's all right in one month. - Every day's Ramadan for me. - I'm locked in. - How do I lock down my super locked in? And I'm gonna, I'm gonna do my, my prayer. And I'm gonna just, I'm not gonna take lunch break. I'm gonna break up my prayers over this time. Then I think Zee then. - People take smoke breaks? - No. - They also probably would take smoke, I guess. - Guys, look. - I think by law, once you work over a certain amount of hours, you have to have at least like a, did Zee the 30 or hour break. - And what you do in that time, that's up to you. - Can you fit all your three prayers for one hour? - No. - Damn. I don't think so, if they do the call. I think just stack it. You gotta do it when they do the call. - But I'm sure there might be some things in the religion to say like if you're working and you can't, we look the other, we're cool with it. Like I'm thinking the middle of like a war, they were dropping and hidden. It's wanting to give me 20. Like you know, you would lose the war and they were good at that. - Yeah, that's a good point. But I'll hit all cranes at the same time. - But if who would go there fighting or not praying? - That's true. - That's not very valuable concessors. So yeah, I have a good feeling when you hear that sound and the defenses are gonna be down. - Once you hear that bell go, we'll wait for the sound. - Would wait for the sound. - Right. - You know? - Yeah. - I like it. - Can you give me a reason, why not? - Okay, I know with that. - Do we think? - There's reasons you can't discriminate on religion. I'm just a non-spot here. - You can't think of one? - I can't. It sounds magic. - It's actually not discriminating based on religion. It's discriminating based on job performance. That is hurt due to devotion to religion. So it's almost like if you were that to vote to religion, you got to be specific about the jobs you choose. - Shout out to B&H. - Shout out to B&H, they shut it down. - Mm-hmm. - They shut it down. - They shut it down. - Mm-hmm. - And I'll end it. Should I be bound to eating for the people who aren't Jewish? - That's true. - They ain't all too. - Everybody gets off. - Just respect. - Hmm. - It's because they can't accept money. Don't you want? - Oh really? - What's that? - I don't think there are a lot to actually accept money. Like even when you put an order in, your card doesn't get charged until after. - Yeah, her shirt's annoying. - Fuck. - It's funny, your card will get charged the moment it's over. And you're like, oh, yeah, I did order that. A day ago. There they are, they're calling it. - It's like half an hour after two o'clock, five. I gotta wait till Sunday to buy shit. - Ooh. - Wow. - A shout out to early. I love the NH. - But now, what if there's a situation where you ain't go, go, we ain't go. This is what I'm waiting for. - What if there's a situation where you, okay, all right, fine. What if they go in? - Okay, you're a Christian. And you work at a job. And they fire you because they don't like that you're a Christian. - Well, what do they not like about it? - They do your worship and be a false god. - And what has that impact the job? - Doesn't. - My person did Christians should be able to work wherever they want. - Well, not a mosque, if they wanted to. They could be the mosque from a mosque, right? - Rosalia. - Yeah. - No, if we're mixed serious. You're saying like, what if someone just gets fired for being Christian? Who would fired them, give an example? - Maybe there's a Hindu store, maybe there's an atheist. An atheist store? - Yeah. - Maybe a Muslim store. - Yeah. - Maybe you would have Jewished it. - Okay. - Let's say we like this. - We just don't like you. And you're not imposing your religion on them in any way, shape or form? - No. - I would say that that's wrong. - It's wrong. - Especially if you're doing your job really well, you're doing a radio. - And just what you believe in? Why do they even know what you believe in? - Do you have crucifix? - Yeah. - That's the script. - That's what I was saying for that. - Let's say you work at a store selling a Muslim memorabilia. (laughing) - But you're Catholic, okay? - What? - What? - What store is this? - What do you mean? It sells Muslim memorabilia. - It's like cool, why? - I don't know, like fucking lamps and things. (laughing) And let's say you're working at the lamps and things, right? But you have a giant cross hanging from the neck. - Or just a cross on the sides that you pick. - And they're like, you know what? This is not good marketing for our store. You don't believe in this stuff. Like why would someone pay $650 for a lamp? - Right. - From you? - Right. - It looks like a fugacy. - We got a fire. - But is it true? - Is what true? - The fact that people are not buying as many lamps in rows because of your cross? - No. - That feels like discrimination. - It's like having an ugly hostess at a restaurant. (laughing) - It's gonna affect the bottom line too, is that? Do you want to eat there? - I think about it. - When you pull up? - Well, it depends, is she large? - She's just a fucking, she looks like a shit, okay? And you walk in, you're like, oh, a tail for two and then she turns around and she's like, - That's gonna be between two. - Yeah, that's gonna be back. I'm on my mind. - Yeah, that might impact your opinion, but who walks out of the store with that one? - You buying, you being cigarettes, okay? The person at the store is talking through the thing. - Mm. - You gonna buy those cigarettes? - She got, you got a fire. - I'm gonna get a recommendation from her probably. - I'm gonna have a pay with you? - Yeah, which ones are the best? - There should be like, well, not these. - Don't go with it. - Yeah, where are these ones? - Okay, the apples are better on the throat. That's how I smoke 'em. (laughing) Straight to the super stewie. (laughing) - Ooh, I got a maybe normal one. What about coffee being soft? - In your Mormon and your Mormon? - Mm. - So now somebody's args 'em. Ooh, what does this taste like? What does that taste like? What's this? - You fired, fired me. - Okay, we're gonna bar if you're sober? - Yes. - What? - Because you used to drink. - Yeah. - But I will say, working at a restaurant when you don't eat the food, like you ever, - Yeah, I've done that. - A little annoying, you know, how the scallops are, I don't do, I do see food. - Sometimes they go, we don't really eat the food here. - Oh, that's a red flag. - Yeah, you gotta go. - Yeah, that's a red flag. Can't do it. So that's based on religion. Sorry, it. Capitalism, big cat. On mutual country where your religion is always there. And then you can go to a job wherever you want. - Yeah. - There's no issue. But if you come to big cat, if you come to big cat, then you got, that's the religion level of rules. I know we say you have the freedom to practice religion. You don't have the freedom to practice it during capitalism. During the hours of capitalism, you don't have the freedom to do that. Sorry. Money never sleeps. - It don't. It really don't. Not in a mirror. That's a good point. - Not in a mirror, guy. - What if during the recording session, there's a guy hitting that rug, bang, bang. Missing the switcher multiple times. (laughing) Bang, bang. Doing the prayer out loud. In the middle of the fucking recording session, it's gonna throw off the bike. - Yeah. - What would you do? - Might have blood on it. - What if he's your star and Chloe? No, stars are the other guys. - This isn't up to the front in Jewish. I mean, oh, he's your best and blue. - Oh, is he your best guy? - Yeah, yeah. - All right. - Know what? - That's a tough one. - Your best quarterback. - He's like, "I haven't really relived sound plan on Sundays." (laughing) - Show. - Yo. - I was not having one before. - I'm sure it's a thing. - Oh, it was with the kid who was like the Jewish Jordan. - I mean, I think he was gonna play from Maryland or something like that. And they said that they were gonna switch the game so they wouldn't go on Shabbat. - The Jewish Jordan, that's their dream. - Wait a minute. In multiple ways. (laughing) The quarterback we had on, the super religious guy. - Tim Tibo. - You're not that religious if you play football. (laughing) - Tell him why he, I'm the Lord's day. - He's going crazy. - Query sports, go church. - What? - He had time to go church. - He's excited. - Haster? - No, that's a whole day situation. - Maybe you do private church churches just where there's a body of believers. - That is true. You just get like to your boys just do a little private church. - Yeah. - You do a Zoom church. - Because Christians weren't allowed to practice their religious needs. They didn't have the luxury of having some beautiful facility. They had to go hide in the cave. - Yeah. - We were, they were freebs just against us. - Yo, you know what? - To laugh. - I brought my Bible to work today. - Did you read? - I did. - I'm, I'm, I'm surprised. - Some of the stuff in there. - And how short the new testament is. - Yeah. - It's like 20 pages. - Yeah, it's not 20 pages. - That was because it's, you know, it was the whole book. So I was, I want to jump to the new one, right? And then like, so I'm scrolling through and I'm like, where's this new one start? - Matthew doesn't start to like. - Yeah, it's in then. - Who's in then? - It was like paid 1200 to page 1400. - Some like that, okay. - Well, the old part, the old testament's all Jewish stuff and they keep a lot more notes. They're keeping all the counting. - I think you gotta tell people the age of the account. - Yeah, they all look like lineage of everything. Mark, we gotta tell people this. Because when you see the Bible, it's gents, it's big. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But if you knew, you just had to read the, - Yeah, it gets good at the end. - The suffix, like just the end part. - Yeah. - That's, you, and then if that really gets you, you can run to, - So they flip it. - Then we gotta flip it. - 1000% of the Bible first book, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, maybe throw some other stuff. And then Genesis is way, way later. If you wanna know, like, way from the beginning, but like reading all that to get, I'm shot. Christianity got this popular. No one you gotta go through the whole beginning part. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think it's 23%. - What is it? - 23%. - Yeah, it felt about that. - How much did you get to? - I started on Matthew. - Still there. - Yeah. - We here to take your time. - You know what's funny? I have two books in my. I have two books in my backpack right now. - One is the Bible. - Good. - And the other one is. - For you, Lusper. - No. It's the new dad. - Oh, he's trying to have another kid. - Which is, he's doing New Testament and New Day. - Oh, which is also kind of the story of the Bible. (laughter) - Shout out to God, dude. - Hey, John. The Lord works mysterious way. Every time you get religious, that means you try to have another kid. - Jesus. - Now I gotta sleep for a little bit. I gotta sleep. - No atheism fossil. - As they said. - You know what I mean? - You sleepin'. - I found a euphemism. - Just literally. - Bro, shout out to my school next week, man. - Whoa. - Graceful? - Graceful, man. - So wild. - And is it? - Yeah. - It's free, too, right? - I like that. - It's not freak. - It could've been a coupe. - Could've been a coupe. - It's not. - Could've. - That's crazy. - Yeah, as well. - You gotta go drop her off? - Of course. - You're into that? - Yeah. - Who's gonna cry more? - I don't know what that one. Right now, I think I would say. I think I would say ammo, but I don't know. I might go. - He hundreds. - I think I might go. - It's not a question of if you're gonna cry. It's who's gonna cry more. - It's an insane thing to just give our children to strangers in a building. And like, they don't let you just share in the building and watch them. That's it. It's an insane con. School is crazy. - You are to the school? - You looked into her, right? - Yeah, of course. - Starting to surely do some stuff, straightening it out. Nick got to get in there. - You gotta call him up. - We're gonna be like, "Hey, we're gonna send her a dollar of free school." - Nick. - We need to just kind of soup around. - Nick. - See if this is a leery center. - This is my store. The camera's in glasses for a parent to just like, "Some dude, I'll do it real." And you can like watch the whole time. I'm gonna like, that should just be a normal thing now. - Yeah, which I like. - That's actually cool. - What? - I was gonna teach it daily. - No, no, no, no, no. - Can't free that in the ether? - He's free. He ain't that what you afraid of. He said the movie. - Not you, Bob. That's not my first fear. You don't want like a kid bullying that. I'm hurting them. - Just be as scared and sad and just, yeah, like sitting alone at a pesky, like, like your heartwork break. - I don't know how to take it off. You. - Yes, Al. The worst things that can happen to a human being. - Yeah, sure. - Sorry, what's the worst? - I'll put the camera. - So where your fear goes immediately? - Yeah. - We gotta have this podcast. Guys, we'll see you on Patreon. We love you. Peace.