Mike Johnson's Worst Nightmare; They've Hit Rock Bottom

(upbeat music) - MAGA is only get it two things. Killing people and wasting money. So as you can imagine, since these are the only two things that this regime is good at, they're having a hard time making their pitch to Americans as to why anybody would go out and vote for them. And here we have JD Vance making his pitch for the midterms. Let's listen to what the smoky-eyed sociopath has to say. Play the clip. Give us another chance or give us another couple of years to continue to work on the amazing things that we've been doing for the-- - Give us two more years. I mean, are you kidding? They're not, they're dead serious. And also JD, the eyeliner looked a little heavy there. But then we have Rafael Cruz, you know, Ted. And he's continuing to make the case for MAGA at the midterms as well. Play that clip. - That's, have handed their party over to the craze. I mean, we see the rise of the Marxist and the Islamists who are doing massive damage. And if the Democrats take the House or God forbid the House and the Senate, they will spend two years waging war on President Trump. So I-- - Well, yes, yes, Ted. We will spend two years investigating Donald Trump and help just for kicks. We might throw your purple ass in there as well. Which why on earth are you wearing a purple suit and a purple tie? You look like a washed up tube at evangelical pastor that is always kissing the ass of rich people. So in my opinion, these two cases, these two pitches here by the smoky-eyed sociopath who will not defend his wife of color and his mixed race children. And then we go to Rafael who will not defend his wife who the President of the United States said was ugly. Why would we listen to them? Why would we listen to these people? But actually the arguments they're making make me want to vote that much more. So here's why Republicans aren't talking about policy. Pop this up. New reporting reveals that Doge paid federal employees a total of $9,500,000,000 not to work in 2025. Quote deferred resignation, cash shot up 435% in the second Trump administration. This party wants to tell you we are fiscally responsible. We're going to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. They send in a drug addict dipshit who thinks he's smart, who thinks he knows everything that had to pay the President $300 million to try to ensure that he won because in his words, if Kamal wins, I'm probably going to prison. That's what Elon Musk said. And all of this waste, all of this $9,500 million for Elon Musk to go in and shut down investigations into himself is before we even get to the part that he cut programs that are now killing people. So how did I start this episode? Listener, I started it with MAGA is good at two things. Wasting money and killing people. And here's another example of just waste, waste, waste. Pop this up. Here's a little Moses mic. GOP leaders are sending the house home early, staving off an impeachment vote against defense secretary Hegseth over the Iran war. Speaker Johnson's sending house home early because of Pete Hegseth. What did he do? What did Pete Hegseth do? Oh, yeah, he killed people. He killed people off the coast of Venezuela. He's killing people in Iran. He tripled tapped a school. He shot bridges. I think they shot down a wedding because Republican policies waste money and kill people. Yet they want to lecture us that they're so good with national security. They're so fiscally responsible. I'm a businessman. So I've got to vote my wallet. You know, you're voting for a party of dipshits that doesn't know how to manage money that also likes to kill people as a side hustle. And then when we think about in totality, and it's difficult. But if we widen back, what is going on in our federal government? It's breathtaking how incompetent they all are. And here we have Columbia University professor, Jeff Sachs, analyzing Trump's cabinet, play the clip. I think we should understand. We have a cabinet of 35 people. Not one of them is trained in technical skills. Not one. There's one bachelor's degree. One bachelor's degree in electrical engineering. No other training at all on technical issues. And not one single research PhD degree in the cabinet, as opposed to China where it's half the cabinet basically is science and technology and research PhDs. In other words, weren't led by grifters and fools. Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plum, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. And you need to think about-- I think this is such an important analysis here. Because when you think about the people governing the United States of America, think about it like this. When you're watching some spy movie or you're watching some movie about a war and the Americans come in, you think, oh, yeah, we've got really smart people in really high positions of power and they know what they're doing and they're keeping us safe. That's gone. That's completely gone. We have cash betel who's allowing people that engage in bestiality to BFBI agents. We have some gal named Paula White that talks and tongues at the White House. We have the speaker of the house. Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, who says God wakes him up in the middle of the night, tells him he's Moses, marries his daughter to keep her virginity safe in the purity ball weirdness. And then monitors his son's porn. And that's before I even get to Pete Hegseth and all of the other morons. And that's something that MAGA has to answer for. Why do you want the dumbest people in charge of this country and yet you call yourself a patriot? It's inherently not patriotic to put dipshits in charge of you. Some people could call that a suicide mission. I believe former ambassador to the UN, Susan Rice calls it the suicide of a superpower. And MAGA is even starting to lose misprice waters. Play the clip. - Who knows? Jesse. - So what did he say that it was bad? He said free Palestine? Is that all? - No, that's not it. - Because Janice. - So this is the Ed Sharon Macklemore thing that's popped up. And what's so interesting about this is you of course, you know Steven Miller. And of course, you know Benjamin Netanyahu. And of course, you know Jonathan Greenblatt at the ADL. Want to be the speech police. They want to censor everybody's speech. And they also want to be the thought police. They want to tell you what you can think and what you cannot think and what you can say. And what you cannot say. So Macklemore said free Palestine on the stage at a concert. Robert Kraft, who likes to go to the Ruggentug massage parlors, got really offended by the free Palestine thing. And they shut down Macklemore Ed Sharon through Macklemore under the buzz. It's a big shit show, of course. But why are billionaires telling American artists what they can and cannot say? That's the thing about free speech. It might hurt your feelings. You might not like it. But go listen to what Macklemore said and its entirety. There's nothing remotely offensive about it. And if you're triggered by it, I think probably you know deep down that the stuff he's saying is true. And it reveals something that you're covering for. Some crime that you're making a permission structure in your body to pretend that that's not what's going on here. In 20 years from now, Macklemore's speech is going to stand the test of time. Robert Kraft will be an ass-kissing democracy-hating billionaire that went to Asian massage parlors and got happy ending massages. And I don't really care that he does that. That's his business. I don't give a shit about that. But remember, all of this stuff is done under the umbrella of the family values party. And so it's just hypocrisy on top of hypocrisy. But on top of what Professor Jeff Sack says about how idiotic and what grifters and fools the cabinet is, these people don't believe in anything. They don't share the same connectedness that connect us all. And here's something that popped up on my social media feed today. And it is Barack Obama, who did a collaboration post with Michelle about their dog passing pop this up. President Obama posts, yesterday we lost a cherished member of our family. We got sunny at the start of our second term in the White House and all of us, including our first dog, Bo, immediately fell in love. We also had trouble keeping up with her. For sunny was a force of nature, athletic and full of boundless energy. she left over, the hedges at the South Lawn etc. He goes on to talk about how great she was with his girls and he says we will miss her terribly and imagines she's with her big brother now making sure he's okay. And this is something that really is the bipartisan connectedness. Like I didn't really like George W. Bush at all. But when I see him like painting immigrants and I see him enjoying stuff outside of like capitalism, me, me, I've got to buy this and consume him and consume, I was like, always painting pictures of immigrants. Interesting. When you see that the Obama's are grieving their dog, it's like that's a that's a universally relatable experience. It's horrible losing it. It's horrible. You sit crying. You think, "God, it's just a dog." Then you just keep crying. They're not there anymore. And you, you know, they hear their petter-patter chasing you. Mac, it doesn't have these connective tissue things that reach all members in their community. President Trump, I've never heard him say anything about an animal or liking an animal. It's been rumored that when he was a child, he was cruel to animals or maybe that was barren. I can't remember, but I read that somewhere. And all of these billionaires, there's nothing that they say or do that's like inspirational or relatable at all. And Elon Musk went on to Twitter and somebody called him. He went on to Twitter. He's on Twitter right now, as I'm giving this broadcast. But somebody basically said you didn't make anything. You know, you still, you act in like Tesla, you did. And he responds like to that person, you're a taker, not a maker, like I'm a big maker. And writer Joyce Carroll Oates, I think has some of the best analysis about this billionaire class and a specific billionaire Elon Musk that I think also umbrellas over the entire fascist regime and all of its collaborators pop this up. So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates. Scenes from nature, a pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book, she says, but doubt he reads, pride in a friends or relatives accomplishment, condolences for someone who has died, pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team, references to history. In fact, he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty and meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world. And I just think that is that summarizes the mega movement entirely. We are governed by people that don't take the free things in life and realize that those are the most valuable. They find no value and the things that all of us cherish the most. They find value in seeing themselves as being super rich or super superior or tougher than somebody else or the ability to punish or heckle people and troll people on the internet. She's so right. If you ever heard Donald Trump talk about any of these things, if you ever heard Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, no, they're all in a state of psychosis. But we have to turn to our bigger instincts and come out because JD Vance and Rafael, fat ass Ted Cruz are 100% correct. We will investigate everything that this man has done because we care about our shared sense of humanity. I care deeply about this country, despite all of the, oh, the lib tards hate America. No, you're the ones that hate America. If you love to America, you put smart people in charge of stuff. You'd put experts in charge of stuff. But instead, you want to rig the system for your mediocre average ass that can't even find the beauty in loving a dog. But there is a tinge of hope, a tinge. Yesterday, much to my surprise, I saw Senator John Kennedy just put cash betel through the ringer about cash betels, preferred desire to have people who engage in bstiality involved in being FBI agents. And that was a bridge too far for Senator John Kennedy, much to my surprise when I was kind of looking over this beautiful post from Barack Obama about their dog. And I'm a huge dog person. And I feel like I just, I remember when they got those dogs and these dogs were running around the White House, well, John Kennedy must have too, because then he posted this to Barack Hussein Obama, pop this up. Mr. President, I am so sorry to hear about sunny John Kennedy. So in conclusion, you guys, we are seeing fissures, we are seeing a little bit of people jumping off. Of course, Rafael's going to go down with the ship as they rearrange the chairs on the Titanic with little grinder and with little smoky eyes sociopath. But some people are starting to look beyond this and starting to call out this insanity. And I bet that John Kennedy hopes that there is a blue wave. I bet some of these people, they don't have the strength to do it. And John Kennedy's a pussy. He's never really stood up to Trump before. So I'm not giving him that big of a halt pass. I don't want y'all to think I've gone soft. But we will save us. We the people who enjoy the things in life that are free, the connectedness that we share together, the things that money can't buy us, that Elon must never participate in. Donald Trump never participates in those things. But we do. And we are a country of ideas and a country of diversity and a country of people who have always fought for social justice. We've not been perfect in it. We've not been tough enough. But this is our moment to go out in those midterms. And they cash betel has made it clear. Little Mark Wayne Mullin has made it clear that they are going to do everything in their power to intimidate us at the polls. But we mustn't be scared of the people who are the biggest chicken shit cowards in the United States government right now. Because if your ideas are so great, run on them. Run on them. And you'd win. But you know, they're not. All right, do me a favor. And pre-order my book, it's called Not Today Fascists, the lies that got us here and the truths that will reunite is it comes out October 6th. Kylie's going to link it right below in the show notes. The pre-orders help more than you know. You will really, really enjoy the book. And I'll be back later with more news. Meet new grippy setting missed from Mavily New York. Jelly Miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting missed from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mavily.