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[MUSIC] Yay! Oh yes! Yay! Hey! Hey everyone! What's up? What's up? I know you're realizing I'm actually, I don't know what's up. I've been back in my pre-sun bag, I will say that. Oh, but actually? Yeah, like I've been buying them at the house. Did you bring that one? No, this was in the fridge. But it started because of after-sav's birthday party. Right, we woke up the pre-sun. The Capri-sun. Did you guys used to do the pouch in the middle? Oh wow. In school, we used to like stick them in the middle. Oh yeah, we did do that. Because there was one juiced pouch low-key. But it was kind of like that. What do you mean that it was like there was a hole in the middle? No, but like it was like lower than most. Oh, I just remember you would like stick it in and then you would go like like that from the middle. You know, we were kids. I used to freeze them. Just doing. Really? I used to freeze them and then cut the top off and then eat it like a popsicle. That was, that's what I would do a lot. That's at least smart. Yeah, that's honestly giving fruit roll up. Well, it's not giving the same thing. It's only just like frozen clutch. Roll a Chamoy pickle from the Ocee Fair. Yes. And fruit roll up vanilla ice cream in the middle, crunchy soft. That was my hyperfixation of last summer. I never tried it. I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. I feel bad for you. Honestly, like, I feel bad for you. You put it back in the freezer after. No, because the ice cream is so cold that when you wrap, you have to be quick. Because when you wrap the fruit roll up, run it in immediately hardens. So you have to be hella fast. And I would say pro tip when you put it in. So you like, okay, you have your fruit roll up or not your fruit roll up. Is it a fruit roll up? Okay, I was confusing you with fruit by the foot for a second. Fruit roll up flat. Put the vanilla ice cream immediately close, because it will harden in a crack. And then also fold the bottom. So it doesn't drip out the bottom. Because then the vanilla ice cream will drip out the bottom. And then you eat it from the top. It's so good. If you like like a, if you like the ice cream X kind of like fruity. Does it taste like a fruit loop? No, it tastes like a fruit roll up with vanilla ice cream. It tastes like you bite into it. Because honestly, I think the part that I hyper focused on was the crunch of it. Then you crunch it. And then like you chew the fruit roll up with fruit roll up. And then it's like vanilla ice cream. And it's like really sick thing. Okay, that does sound to you as well. Yes, and I got it out. Yes, exactly. No, exactly. It's oh, because wait, will we go back? Go back. My diva all the way on the right. The older diva. Yes. Wait, huh? Yes, she put me on. She put me on, and like from something from the containers or I trust. Oh, no, she put me on game. Mind you me realizing the TikTok was in 2023. So was that last summer? Was that like six summers ago? Perfect. I guess we'll never know. We're just moving in hyperspeed, by the way. We are moving in hyperspeed. She's like, wait, love what's happening? Is that part she's like me? I think she puts a fire member correctly. She's also put like other flavors of ice yet. Oh, mango. Exactly. Briar is, yeah, she no ball. Oh, she, yeah, no, she woke it up. She's everything to me. But it like literally it hardens so fast. You have to be super, super quick. Go, go. I love the combination of mango and. See, do you hear how it like crocs? It's like, it gets really hard. It's so nice. And I just love the crunch. Exactly. Oh, that's crazy. It hardens so fast. It hardens fast as hell. Ooh, my teeth will be. No, the teeth, the teeth parts a little fierce. The teeth parts a little fierce. But it's nice because the fruit roll up kind of covers your teeth so it doesn't like hit your teeth. Like, because I also have really sensitive teeth. But you do have to do a little bit of gymnastics low-key just to make sure you don't get like, you know. Mango, Briar's thing. No, I'm not against this. Showing it's frying me. Wait, that one's tie dye. Are they all tie dye? No, sometimes they're. Sometimes they're LGBTQ plus. It's some of them are the, yeah, the bus down rainbow. Come on. Thank you. Come on. I've never seen the tie dye one, though. I don't think like actual tie dye, like. Oh. Oh, maybe hers are special. Yeah, I don't know. The fruit roll of side-eye. Okay, cool. That's all you know we've got. That's right. We're like, oh, a side-eye fruit roll of some of them, the uh, and then for you. Like the grads to everyone. And then have you. Well, during COVID, did you do the jalapeno with the cream cheese and the talkies? Okay, no worries. But that's really not my wheelhouse. Okay, no worries. Because if you remove the seeds from a jalapeno, it's not as spicy. And you know I don't do spice. Like it was not as spicy at all. Okay, it tasted like a pepper. Do you know what's so good? The talkies from uh, well. Brouts? Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't know that. Yeah, they're so good. They're crunchier. They're crunchier. And you know what else is right now? My snack hyper fixation. Because I've been in my snack bag. Um, does anyone want to talk about the BTS Oreos? What flavor are they? They're a. Like me hearing you talk about BTS is crazy. Because brown sugar pancake. It's so good. Okay, the website's so greedy. Like why is it doing that? I don't know. I feel like I. It's like Coco Mellon, like, girl. I'm not kidding. I literally. The light stick. Again, not to be. I don't want to be fake and pretend like I know anything about BTS culture. Because and I'm very much so removing myself and like moving myself to the side. You know what I mean? Because I'm just going to let like the divas like handle. Yeah. Right. What I will say is the convenience store that I go to it has the BTS Oreos. Yeah. And it also has like a hell of like fun international snacks. And I was like, oh my gosh, like these look fun. Like whatever. Because I also got the matcha Oreos, which unfortunately. I don't like matcha things, but yeah. I usually do like matcha things, but that just tasted like toothpaste. Like it. The flavoring was wrong. That's fair. With that being said, the BTS Oreos wholly can walk them only. They're so good. Brunch of your pants. I've been literally trying to get them like in-store, like the big pack. They I've just only been able to find the four pack. They don't have them? I every time I try and get them, it's sold out. And then when I ordered online, like obviously I didn't order from like Oreo or like TikTok shop. So where's your order from? Well, you know, like in like I was on Instagram, like looking at who had it like Ralph's or like whatever. And obviously Sprouts would never. But Sprouts literally is like, don't even fucking blame me. Um, every time I've tried to order them, when I do my like grocery shop, they were limited. Yeah, or they just give me normal Oreos. Okay, you got to hit the refund. Unless you want the Oreos, of course. Well, I'm just like sure. But they're so good. 'Cause that's crazy. 'Cause I saw them in store a little while ago and there looks like they were at Haela, but it's like maybe I came on opening day or something like genuine. No, that's like why. Or maybe they should have just grabbed a pat. You should have. They're really sold out. You know, the girls ride. Yeah, Ms. BTS. Yeah. And I know about BTS, y'all, but I'm. Well, also maybe I need to go like, you know, try other burrows and whatnot and see like who else is selling the BTS Oreos of LA. Yeah, drop a let us know they sell BTS Oreos where you're at. Yeah, are they selling BTS Oreos in Beverly Hills? Are the girls probably do have a hell of BTS Oreos because none of them buying them? No, they're buying. Their clientele is not there. They're all 60 and 70. But maybe they want brown sugar pancake. I don't know. It's so good. I thought it was going to be Ube because it's purple because the color wouldn't do it some sort of tarot, some sort of Ube, some sort of. No, just maple syrup. Just maple syrup. Well, because they knew to make it purple or something. Brown sugar. Like dramatic color. I don't know, but I also was like a BTS fan until like 2019. Okay. So I don't really know anything about this era that they're in unfortunately. Okay, look. Oh, it's a Korean style pancake. Hmm. Okay. Ooh. Okay. Okay. I see, I see, I see. Those should look good as hell. Damn, they have a hell of a Disney princess edition. Oreos, can you click on this? I just want to see what flavor. Are those Oreos? What the hell are those? 12 count. Those are Oreos? But they're like sprinkled. Wait, why can't you order a crumble found dead? Where do the crumble cookies of the week? Oh, I do know there's soda flavors. What the fuck are the cookies? These are literally like, when I checked, they were like, colafiz cookie with like, they're playing. Guys, should we do a crumble cookie? The stalk is down. Oh, it's diner week now. Bitch, that was last week, huh? Brownie Sunday. Sorry, I'm cussing at you guys. Rainbow cookies. No. Oh, sorry. Caracane? Yes. Yes. Mississippi mud pie. I would like to know about that. Cinnamon, yeah. Cinnamon butter. Yeah, too. It's rolled by Michelle. These are diner food. Butter bar cookie. I don't like peanut butter. Oh, I do. Okay, perfect. So then you can eat some, and then I'll eat some, and then we'll just like, I want the cinnamon roll. Which we just bought this one. I want the cinnamon roll. Perfect. I want, um, I did, I did. I talked about the hot cheeto cookie already. I did with Keelan. Yeah, I was fucked. I just like can't stop talking about it because genuinely like, I can think of like two things in my life where I ate them and I was like, um, I don't know. And it was both you and Keelan said it was bad. Maybe the two things that I've ever eaten that I thought to myself, I don't know if I'll ever eat this again genuinely as somebody like who will, whatever. The hot cheeto cookie.
And Chitlins. - Chitlins? - So it's just like, I don't know what y'all did that like I'm equating you guys to Chitlins. - Damn. - But the taste was that of something rotten. - Specifically the Hot Chido Cookies Chitlins gets a pass because it's Chitlins. Like you know what you're signing up for. The flavor, yes, there's a flavor profile there that just doesn't sit for me. And it's not like, it's just polarizing. - Yeah. - It's not offensive, it's polarizing. - That's how I feel about lamb. Like every time I have lamb, this is gonna sound crazy fucked up. So I'm really sorry. But like when I eat like chicken steak or like beef, you know what I mean? I'll be like, okay, it's the flavor profile is obviously one that I'm like pretty used to. So it doesn't like gag me. - Right, like beef not gal. - But the one time I tried lamb when I was young, I was like, holy fuck, this is the lamb. Like, I like genuinely, that's like the one meat that I eat where I have like sentience. - Yeah. - Like I, like I'm like holy motherfucker. Y'all evil mother. - Yeah. - Actually, let me not even get it. - Well, sorry. - There's nothing else that would actually-- - Anyways, with that being said, that's just in that flavor profile wheelhouse, I'm just like, or yeah, I feel like, you know, how people eat like deer and like vines in and stuff. Like I'm like, it's the same vibe. - Yes, I mean, we're definitely not as desensitized to things such as like lamb and deer, whatever. And also not to keep talking about the crumbo cookie, but I'm just like, the fact that that's man-made is what makes it sinister. Like it's the fact that y'all sat down and y'all played in hot cheeto legacy. So couldn't even call it hot cheetos, 'cause I know somebody over there tried it. I was like, you're not calling it hot cheetos, they had to call it the flaming hot. - The flaming hot. - They called it like flaming hot cookie, but we all know, 'cause there was a cheeto on top. - In a fresh slice of lime, you sick, you sickos, you sickos. It was very wally cookie. Like, it's like, don't put a fucking fresh lime on that man-you-factured ass cookie nasty. - Nasty. - Like nasty, nasty. But then on top of that, it's like lamb, chitlins, not dough even, have you had not dough? It's like this, okay, anyway. Things that come from the earth. - Yeah. - That it's not their fault that they got a little twang on them. You know what I'm saying? 'Cause they got a little twang, we can't be mad. You know, it's God's creation at the end of the day. - But what about crumble cookie? - Y'all sat up in the meeting, y'all sat up in the meeting and y'all saw that the stock was low. It had y'all overnight sweating, y'all saw that the fucking like the purchases were down. And y'all thought, I'm gonna make a cookie, a lemon cookie with cream cheese frosting. Lemon cookie with hot chito mixed in. - They're right. - Mixed in. And then put on the outside, still, okay. Cream cheese on the top, ew, nasty, like nasty as hell. And then hot chito crumble on the top with the fresh, motherfucking lime slice. At least she's mine, like at least she's mine. - I'm like, girl. - Is it crunchy? - Is it crispy? - Have you ever had a crispy cream? It was a crispy, like, it was a crispy. - That shit literally tasted like sewage. It was actually crazy. - Damn, that's crazy. That's what Kielin said. He said it tasted like it was rotting. - But you know what the moral is, I think, though, is maybe that like citrus and whatever, you would call cream cheese? 'Cause I feel like that was where they fucked up was the cream cheese, because why is-- - Oh, it's actually cream. - Oh, it was cream cheese frosting, like it literally tasted like-- - They fucked up. - Yeah, they fucked up. They needed to do a proper, like-- - They needed a sugar cookie. - Yeah. - What they needed? What they needed was a sugar cookie, I guess, since that's all we could do. - Yes. - Hot cheater. Maybe lime frosting? - That's what it was gonna say. - I'm talking to a scramble, come talk to it. - 'Cause I was like sugar cookie, like Kielin frosting, and then like the crumbles of Cheeto death cracked. - Correct. - Because I'm not asking y'all to make some ratatouille shit. Like, I understand what I'm signing up for. It's a hot cheeto cookie. I know it's not gonna be like-- - But not too much on the savory. - Not too much on this cream cheese. - Big black. - Nasty. - Hi, Nasty. - Hi, you fucking disgusting Nasty. - That's like-- - I'm sorry, that's your like Loki pissed me off, 'cause I was like, see how I would've ate it though? I would've actually ate the hell out of that. - See, that's like not my cup of tea per se. - It should be nothing special. - Well, I have a thought about this. It has to do with Greek yogurt, but first I have to say that with crumble, there was one cookie that everyone hated. It was the, I think it was like, I can't remember who it was, but there was like a flowerless cookie. - Yes, it's the chocolate one? - Yes. Was it the one that like-- - I had it actually. - Oh yeah, I had that Coachella like someone at the house bought cookies. - Oh, Courtney. And I ate it and I was like, oh, this is so good. Like, I didn't know that it was the Kardashian cookies. - And they count on you? - And no, but then like the next day, I was like scrolling on TikTok and everyone was like, holy shit, like why they even make this, like this cookie tastes like shit, like did it out. And I was like, I was like-- - Like who's buying cookies. - Yeah, like I was like who's buying it. And then like literally like had like a fucking chocolate room. - Oh, and this chocolate room around my mouth. I was like-- - No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was like, oh, and then everybody-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, holy shit, it tastes so bad. And I was like, it low was really good to mama, but I think it's just because I do like, a bitter chocolate sometimes. - Yes, and everyone's palate is different. - 'Cause it's like a really dark chocolate. - Well, 'cause I was like, "Oh, we're fine sugar-free." I don't know that. - Oh. - See, I honestly used to ask for a tame for me. Probably, that's why it tastes like-- - Aspartane and a cookie, can they do that? - I don't know. I don't know what they used to make it sugar-free. - Okay, right, agave. - Um, that's-- - Okay, interesting. I'm like, I can't process that. Um, huh? Dark chocolate butter eggs, sugar, oh. - Hey, guys, you wanted to take a quick break. Do you think it's bonzer of today's episode? - Smurn off ice. - We have an unboxing today. As you can see, there's a box. - Yeah. - And we will be unboxing it. - And I'm like, y'all already know. - Girl, Smurnoff is always-- - They're sending stuff. - Okay. - Oh. - Okay. - A little postcard. - A little postcard-- Oh. - Oh. - I don't know. Oh my god. (laughs) - They actually play so-- (laughs) - Are you-- - Oh. - Oh. - Y'all are sick. - Oh, and I know y'all are sick. - Wait, shout out the original crisp citrus. Thank you so much. - I mean, I know about her. - Thank you. - Dude, this is crazy. - This is actually everything. - Wait, stop her. - Teso. - Did you guys know? And now we have matching ones. So it's just like, right. With the cross-buddy strap, it's kind of on. - This is actually all I've ever needed, BT Dubs. - Dubs, can I know y'all are sick? - Oh, and your ID. And we're locked in. - I'm actually like-- - Honestly, as a clutch. For like, this, for like a red carpet. - No, the way I'm unironically gonna wear this. - No, I'm wearing this to the red carpet, but I'm holding this. - 'Cause this is ery. - I'm holding it like this. - And as always, please drink responsibly. Smurnaf Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+. And Smurnaf, thank you so much. - Thank you. - Like, you continue to treat us genuinely. So thank you. - It's just like, oh. - We wanna take a break to think a sponsor of today's episode, Cash Shop. 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OK, well, now that they have hella in LA, they started doing a savory Greek yogurt cup. And I'm like, I don't know if I could do that. I think I could do it, but where go Greek loses me is the no cheesecake bites or brownie bites. Oh, girl, because you know, it's Greek, it's healthy. OK, yeah, chocolate is like insane. The chocolate flavor is so good. I'm more of a yogurt-ass bitch. Yeah, the Greek bowls. I think I can't see, honestly. But I saw them talking about it. Where one of them was like, savory? The proteinie, please.
- Oh, Greek salad. - Oh yeah, yeah. - What? - And it was a flavor or is that the bowl? - That's the bowl. - So they put Greek yogurt, cucumbers, grape tomatoes. Honestly, what flavor is the yogurt? - Tart, probably. - I don't think it sounds good, but I would need a cracker. - Interesting, well, interesting. - As a good dip situation. - Mango chili pepper, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, hemp seeds, I could. - I just, I can't, I can't do frozen yogurt without some sort of like dessert topping. - They have their kiwi's really good. I'm trying to think, I feel like kiwi. - That looks low-key kind of fire, actually. - I would eat that. - With a cracker, I'd eat that. - I don't know if I should just like try to imagine where the cracker comes in and I keep not like understanding. - Like if you dip it? - Oh, like a spread. They're real as hell for that. - Yeah, like I would have to do like a spread situation. - Like the no comments, no worries y'all. It's no worries. - Well 'cause they keep like, they said ignore, ignore. - They keep like trying to, and I'm like, I don't know. - We'll just let the girls, you know, take it if they take it. - Yeah, the same thing. - I mean, that makes sense to me. - As a dip. - Yeah, well, as a bowl. - Yeah, I guess. - I just feel like the yogurt base would be like, tough to eat. - Why? - I don't know. - Or I guess I'm just saying why in the sense of like, why in comparison to other yogurt bowls, 'cause you wouldn't eat those with crackers. - But I feel like, with savory. (laughs) I'm like, can I have a cracker? (laughs) - Girl, we put the mind in somebody present. You go have to eat that like a dessert. - I think it's like a sensory sweet thing. - Yeah, yeah. - No, I get what's sweet. Like I can be like the association of ice cream. Like I feel like it's like pretty easy. I wonder if it's like-- - So with savory, it's like a dip. - Bro, yo. - Tart. - Yeah. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, Tart. I don't know. I don't know. Anyways, I saw that and I was like, that's interesting. I don't think I would eat that, but. - I'd be down to try it. - I'd be down to try it with a cracker. - But I do go to frozen yogurt for something very specific, which is like, this is giving me a saye bowl. - Yeah. - Well, they have like, they do have like, I think they have like cookie dough. - Cookie dough. - Interesting. - Like it's not fully, I will say it's like healthy on that side, but they do have like some fun toppings. - I will say their fruit is absolutely phenomenal. - Well, yes. - And I remember when I first started going, they had like three locations and it was like-- - Right, 'cause they were the ones that really hills. - Oh, it's Santa Monica, I guess. And then it was like, Dubai. - Right, right. And they were like, it was like their second location, and it was gonna be like somewhere in Saudi. And I was like, whoa. - Gag. - Yeah, gag. - So love that they did that. - Yeah, thinking about that. I'm happy for them. - Yeah. - I was just thinking about how I found out Dubai has like, build your own clouds. - What do you mean? - Is that Dubai? Can you look that up for me? - Build your own clouds. - It's called the cloud. It's not build your own clouds and being sort of facetious, but it's like a cloud. Is it Dubai or is it Abu Dhabi? But one of the two has like a precipitation system where they put salt into the clouds so that the salt turns into, and the salt goes into the clouds. It becomes heavy enough for the cloud to precipitate and then it rains. - Oh. - Because there's not like natural rain there? - There's not for sure. - I'm actually serious though. (laughs) I feel like guys, I promised I'm serious. Like I did look this up, but I don't remember where it was. Yeah, cloud seating. Yes. Am I right? It's like salt in the clouds, right? - Oh, interesting. - Yeah, it's not crazy. Oh my God. - I don't know. Like we were just like talking about that over like Cain's the other day and I was like, wait, what did you just say? - Wait, what? - But also like could know a lot more things about other places than I don't know. So just like-- - Oh my gosh, that's crazy. - Anyway, is it salt though? I don't want to spread missing information. (humming) (humming) Yeah, silver iodine into the clouds. - Whoa. - Like crazy. - That's really crazy. - It's like kinda insane, but anyway. - I mean, that would make sense, especially if there's like no rain. (laughs) - I'm just like, I was a little less like saying. - You're just like saying shit right now. - No, I'm very like stream of consciousness. I will say that I have actually been like my brain. - Yeah. - Has not been real for the past 72 hours? - I was gonna say like-- - Weeks. - Okay, perfect. (laughs) 'Cause I was like, um. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I've definitely been like, yeah. It's just like how many boxes can you unpack before it's just like-- - Exactly. - Also-- - I'm talking to the wrong guy. - Also, I'm popping some butts right now. I posted my media console. If you follow me on Instagram, which you don't have to, but like for the girls that do follow me on Instagram, I posted that I got a media console. Mind you, I moved like, what, a week, two weeks ago. And like, I was like, oh, I'm so excited to finally have a place to put all my board games, like whatever. And I shared it. I was like, oh, this is the media console, whatever. And obviously there's cords from the TV, like hanging down. Because I haven't bought cord covers. - I wouldn't even-- - You could buy cord covers. So we're talking in different tags brackets. - We're not tags brackets in a money sense, but just tags brackets like, you're already, this is already beyond me. - Well, I'm just like, if it was up to me, personally, I'd drill a hole down the back so they could just be hitting completely. - Right. - But I'm just like, obviously I'm gonna handle the cords. - My love? - My love? - My love? - Every, I literally got like 30 story replies of being like, you're gonna hide the cords, right? Like mama, you need to hide those cords. - Oh. - You need to hide. Oh my God. Guys, kill the police man in your head. - We need to pin off the cord. - You need to kill the cop in your mind. - Oh my God. - Like genuinely, are you chill, bro? - Dude, my living room TV right now, it's sitting on my mantle. There's a cord that comes from the TV that's free hanging into an extension cord in the middle of my wall that's just hanging that goes all the way over there into the wall. Just like a hanging cord if anybody wants a tight rope. - I'm serious, and it's gonna stay like that. - Well, you need to do me to mount her. - Why am I kinda like, I wanna move? (laughing) - Okay, I would say. - But I don't, no, I was kinda thinking about it and I was like, okay, here's what really happened. And also, I need to solve living for other people and I need to live for myself and that is like my, that's gonna be my big. But also, I'm kinda split 50/50 where I'm like, I do like that part of me 'cause that's really how I feel. But then on the other side, I like actually inconvenience myself in a lot of ways to like do shit for other people that nobody asked me to fucking do. Saying this because Keelan stayed with me for a month as we know, and right now my situation is that I have a room. I have a one bedroom, but she has like a dining nook, which is like for one bedroom that's already like, bitch damn, like, okay, we got little bell. We got little bell on the whistle, like type shit. So Keelan was staying in my dining nook because I also still have boxes. So that's why I'm like, you're like moving in hyperspeed so like give yourself patience in time because I literally still have a box sitting in my living room as we speak. And in the dining nook, he was staying, but then I just had me thinking like, I would have to like crunch some numbers and like save a little bit, but I just wish I had a guest room. That's like so like champagne problems like whatever, but there really is a part of me that's like, I really value my friends being able to come to my place and like stay there and do their thing. And the dining nook will turn into a dining room. I think or like, I don't know, I was even thinking about it like maybe I'll just make it something different, but I don't know, I was really thinking to myself like damn, amongst a few other things, but I like really love my place and I'm also I think once again, like outsourcing dopamine or like outsourcing, something rather than just being like complacent and okay, because I really, really love my apartment like actually. Yeah. But I had the fleeting thought like the other day and I was like, oh, I would have loved if healing could like have his own me literally being like, I wish like he went out of room my apartment, but like kinda. No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, yeah, the place I just moved into to bed to bath and like having the like full other separate bathroom for like guests and stuff because anytime guests would stay with me, like I did have a spare room, but like we would have to share a bathroom. Yeah. And now it is like, 'cause Madison was with me for like pretty much like two and a half weeks. And like she just had her like own corner and that was nice and stuff. But yeah, I feel like it is kind of nice to have like that set up inside. It's nice, it's nice and theory. Like I definitely, it's not something like affordable for me right now, just for like the vibe, but like I was just like, yeah. Yeah. Like thinking like a couple of years in the future. Like no, she's a vibe. Yeah, yeah. No, and that's so valid. Well, and I'm like, the real thing is too, I'm like when people like stay in LA or like get hosted or whatever, they're just like down to like key and stuff, so. Yeah, totally. It's just kind of like boom. No, it is very that, but I was just like, oh, I wish like, I wish Keeling could up a little bit. Oh, speaking of friends that are staying. Speaking of friends that are staying. Speaking of friends that are freaking staying. Oh, I'm actually $6. Oh, okay. Oh, we're doing like the whole thing. Is that what you're saying? Like, oh, hello, hello, I'm like, are you kidding me? Guys, stop. We hit the faculty in the house. Oh, I just made my whole day. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm actually so sick. Oh, like the, oh, oh. Wait, your hair looks so good. Your hair looks so good. Yeah. - Yeah, guys, Michigan. - Oh, yeah, her teeth hurt.
- This is my dream. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - Literally. - When we all live in the neighborhood. - This is exactly the time I call you. - Y'all, I'm actually sick to my stomach. Like I haven't, well, I'm sick. Like I haven't seen y'all in so long. It's just not okay. - No, I don't really know. - When was actually the Coachella? - That's like, that was like years ago. - No, let's never do that again. - No. - That freaked me out. - Yeah, that's actually a little bit, mind you, Dom literally was just like, "Oh yeah, Coachella this year." And I was like, "What are you talking about?" - It feels like it was multiple years ago. - Yeah, literally multiple years. - The body keeps score though. (all laughing) - The body keeps keeping score in there. - Yeah. - I'm like, what do you feel like last week if you guys were lower back? - Yeah. (all laughing) - No, exactly. - Yeah, it only took a lot out of me. - Oh. - Oh, I had like, cough, like I almost said whipping cough, but I don't know. That's actually like a real thing, so I don't know, but it was like-- - It was real, I had a baby of course. - Really? - I've had every single thing. - Really? - What happened? - I hope you said that. - I'll be glad. - I'll be glad. - COVID, well, it's a baby. (all laughing) - Well, she was making zero. (all laughing) - I made it zero. - No. (all laughing) - I was like, what year was that? - For four. - I had, well, I had, you know the first pandemic, not ever. - The first pandemic. - It's wine. - Quarantine? - H1N1. - H1N1, I had H1N1 when I was a baby. - Oh, three. - I had H, so I've actually had almost all the pandemic. - Shit. - Immunicist of one 10, where zero I can't really tell. - No, not the side, not the diarrhea of it all. - Okay, right. - And you're still going, and I'm still going. I was so scared of the breathing diarrhea. - Right, 'cause you already have the fear of like the food being cooked. - I have the fear of, I'm just so grossed out by stuff like that. So I was so scared of the diarrhea. - About the diarrhea of being killing me though, they're like, I can't even tell if I have it or not. - Yeah, that was like, that's every day. - I'm like, I don't know. - I had eyes coffee and some matter also. - That's literally okay, yeah, I don't know about that. - You know the, oh my God, I've been wanting to talk to y'all about this collectively. - The meme where it's like Christina Aguilara talking about dumping the Oreo cookies in the milk, and she's like, you dunked the Oreo in the milk. Have you guys tried this? - What? - It's so decadent. - I've got what? - Yes, and she literally, but you dunked the outer all in the coffee so decadent. - Oh my God. - That's like, I have to do that. - Is that not fucking stuff? - It's very dirty. - I've been thinking cyclospheres. - She discovered Oreos. - Cyclospheres. - I knew he was thinking, this is like actively healing me. - I knew you didn't. - I'm seeing a Bumba Clot Nana. (laughs) - I knew you did it. - What did she just say? - Wait, what's the first thing I saw? - You didn't know about Bumba Clot Nana? - Baby, I'm like, all of the socials in a real way. - What's the first thing I saw? - He just boomed at the door for off the top, top, top. - The first beat? - He wanna. - He, yeah. - He wanna lick my, nah, nah, nah, nah. (laughs) No, he wanna lick my Bumba Clot, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. (laughs) Wait, it's a real song with real lyrics. - No, no, no, no. - And when you see it on Genius, he wanna like, what the fuck are you gonna see it on Genius real soon? - Then you see it on Genius? - Baby, I wanna see it on Facebook. - Don't blink an eye. - Oh, Xtina. - Oreo's in Mel. - Yeah. - One like. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You like. - Well, she gave it, it was, they gave her no play. - She just posted it, she just posted it. - Oh, I think it's that first one. - Wait, Fishmingers encustered. How did I get it? (laughs) - Fishmingers encased it. - Bitch, how'd I get it? - Burgess board. - Girl, like Xtina. - Oh, there we go, Oreo's in milk. Boom. How'd I get it? (laughs) - It was so good. - It was good. - The dip the Oreo's in the milk. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - We were just talking about Oreo, so five seconds ago. - I've never done that. - Wait, have you guys tried the BTS Oreo? - You've never done that? - No, I've never did. (laughs) - You're the tweeter. - I don't even know what I'm gonna do, like, we would. - I'm gonna. (laughs) - I think they motized us Monsaf, so. (laughs) - I wrote us Monsaf. - See what you wanna see? - It's sight-reading, baby, I'm sight-reading. - The crumbly, the crumbly, the crumbly, you dipped the crumbly, the deodorant, like it is. - Oh, no! - No, I'm trying out the antipers. - Or not the antipers, the aluminum-free I'm trying. - I'm letting you know that aluminum is what's holding you to get. - Yeah, well, I will, yeah, I don't like sweat, I don't really like sweat. - Oh, then you're hotly fine. - So I don't know. - I sweat too, or honey? - Oh, I'm so pretty bad. - Like, where, what brand can it my day at? - Duh, I believe. - Okay. - Wait, I didn't know that they're doing-- - They do all of it, they're accessible. - I love Duh. - I love Duh. - I love Duh. - We love Duh. - We all love Duh. - We all love Duh. - I love Duh. - We love Duh. - Well, it's true. Like, as an exome of Barbie, like, I do love Duh. - Yeah. - I do love Duh. - They also, they took me to the Grammys. - Really? - Oh, no, then you'll go back. - I love Duh. - I love Duh. - You love Duh. - Right, everybody, you love Duh. - How was that? - It was fun. - It was just so, I was just so tired. I was talking about my entire life. - Okay. - And it's not like a concert? - No. - Yeah. - At all. - No. - It's like, he's like the guy's like, five seconds, run, take your seat, five seconds, run, sit, don't say, don't come in. Like, it's honestly highly intense. - Oh my god. - Which is like interesting. - It's a show run. It's a whole show run. - Yeah, I really like it. - I'm freaking out. - Yeah, I love it. - I love it. - Yeah, everybody stand up. - Did you stand up? - Of course. - Why would you not listen to somber? - Right. - Like, I'm not going to go the wrong way. - Have you ever talked to somber before? - No, and I see him 24/7. - I was gonna say. - I think we have an admissible string. - What? - I don't know. - We should wait that out. - Everyone say you love somber. - I see somber. - I see somber. - I saw somber right now. - I thought I was gonna be surprised honestly. - I literally saw him like last week. - He's so tall. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, sorry. - Oh. - He's tall. - I was gonna be like, oh, he's freakishly tall. No, he's very tall. - He's very tall. - But he's very like it's gag worthy tall. - No, yeah. - It's like six-five or something. - Six-five. - Six-seven. - Six-five. - Oh. - Mickey and I have the same mental illness. It's really bad. It's really bad. - Oh my god. - I had to say, well, six-seven, I was talking about it the other day. It's one of those things. That's like, it's, I don't want to like, think it's funny. - Do it. - And I don't want to do it. But it's like, if I see it, like, I have to. - Sleep reagent. - It's red. - It's like a mental block. I can't get past six-seven. - We want to take a break to think a sponsor of today's episode Talk Iotry. If you're anxiety, depression, or ADHD are more than just a rough patch, you might need more than just talk therapy, or self-help tools. Talk Iotry connects you with real psychiatric care, so you can actually understand what's going on, and get a treatment plan that works. Talk Iotry is 100% online psychiatry practice that provides comprehensive evaluations, diagnoses, and ongoing medication management for conditions like anxiety, OCD, and more. Unlike therapy-only platforms, talk Iotry is psychiatry. 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every time I sneeze I go like every single time I sneeze honestly you're holding on to like history really you're keeping history alive in real life in a real life. I'm keeping it alive. I know we all hit the david just the truth. Thank you. No like that laugh when Gus she know what I know. I know. Wait me laughing like I'm pretty I know you guys. No like that. That was that was was a life shake. Wait where? I go tell her. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that you're talking about. No we're on game. We're on game. We're having an uncle. That's right. We need to be there. We're having to be there. I was love that. No, I get it because that's mean 90% like somber Drew like. No, sorry, sorry, sorry. Somber. That said everyone's being so mean and like some guy like me and he goes he's little last kids. Oh, he's also like the last ones to wear. Are you here if you don't like it? He's little last kids. No, how about me? Oh, no. Is that mean? I was so mean. I wish you had you need to get security. We need to add security to get security. Oh my god. I would love to see how the internet goes up in flames of Mickey cash flow is seen with the security. Honestly though. Okay, if you get a cute enough security guard though. The bodyguard. The bodyguard. That would be so easy. That wouldn't be everything. Now that's what you need to campaign for because I need a bodyguard remake now Whitney Mother F and Houston. The night I'm going to day. That's not what you need. But that's what we need would approve of that song. Beyonce got Whitney on dance for you. Yeah, because it's like put your body on my butt. Boy, I like it. Mickey. Yeah. Mickey. Okay, back to somber. I like wait, can we face time him? No, I want to say I whip up the phone right now. I fear somber. Like I'm not like locked. I like you but my body. That's the one that I know. I do know that. I have a lot of edits. Oh wow. He's like 20 years old or 20 years old. Yeah, he's like he's 21. Girl, I think I'm like. I love that song. Yeah. We know his songs are good. This vibe. Look at him in Zara. Zara. Oh, love. She's so pretty. She's actually stunned. Her makeup artists. How do people face stamps, crazy stamps? That was in there. I'd be more nervous to be the makeup artist. That's five seconds of summer. Summer has a little point. God, he's not Luke Hemings. Yes, girl. Lucas. You didn't know about the dark hair. Luke Homo bitch. What do you all know about Luke Homo? Lucas Marie. Now, Luke Helm. No, they know. Call him on the pod now. Call him and Luke on the pod right now. And I actually am probably like. No, I honestly, I was Michael Clifford pilled in like 2015. Because you had heart and soul because I was also. I love them so much. Yeah, they were never like everything to me. But I do adore them. Yes, I fear that was like on T pocket. When young blood. Because that was when we were like 14, 15. How old was I? 10? 8? I don't know. I don't know. Flash positive. No, that was like because five sauce when it was serious was one direction era when they I was very one direction. Well, because then well five sauce opening for one direction. Because you know, they were like the next step. But then they were kind of for the punk rock girls because they were like band course, like not everybody flocked. It's just like you look so perfect standing there. It's heartbreak heartbreak girl could literally get if I hear the chords of heartbreak girl. And I'm like an acoma dead ass and I don't get up. Yeah, it's a wrap. It's just like and just like lay your flowers and like it's no tea and always I'm back. And it's fine. Yeah. Like they. Five sauce be doing like, they're in their hands right now. What I was saying if I don't like it's cut. But if I do, then we're up. I thought you would say yes, I get it. You know, it takes me a second. Just a few. That's okay. It was simply one. It was simply one of the questions. Like you mean second. Oh my god. Yeah, looks so perfect. Wow, they're so like grown as shit. Holy guacamole. You know about that. Look at you. You didn't know about the darker. I'm looking at Lucas right now. They're all married now, though. No, right? Whoa. No, right? Okay. No worries. I looped or maybe too. Maybe Luke's married. And so is Mikael. You're right. I don't know. I don't know. I shouldn't know. But but guys come on the pot. I just want to talk to you guys about something Luke. Okay, but this chair about to be all the way over there when we come on. And I'm going to be under it. Like, look, I'm going to be feeling like the cushion. Like it's just me. That's about to be me. I love the eyes open. We're like, um, close your eyes. Oh my god, literally. Ashton was asked. When I was asked. No, right. No, because there's my fuckers at me eating Vegemite at 15. Yeah, just like absolutely playing in their culture. I'm so serious too. Vegemite, like such a thing to try. Like there was no hole. I see everybody was like every Buzzfeed like video was like, we're trying Vegemite. Well, because nobody had anything fermented before. Like, yeah, yeah. Everyone tasted it and they were like, what the fuck? Yeah, I think out. Boy band consumerism pipeline because why did I want Nando so damn bad too? Baby. I know Nando's like close there. I remember the days. Yeah. The Nioh had Nando's literally on and pop it. Oh, yeah. Oh, but they're still alive and well. They're building one in Atlanta, Georgia. Like a cheeky Nando. Nando's in Chicago, honey. And I'm going to wear that Irish flag shirt. And what? I found it. Have you had it? We didn't. I haven't had it. We got it. Sorry. You got it. You got it. You got it. Work. Okay. Work. You want it. I can't even try to start back. Wait, you want to look like my bagpipe. If you had the chance to change your fit. Wait, I don't know. Oh, Tretta. Thank you. Wait, let's all try it. Everyone look in the camera and say I love somber. Um, how did you find out? I saw a TikTok that said, um, Gordon is a Scottish lost name. Yeah. Ram. That's also a chef's lost name. Oh, shout out. Oh, please. Thank you. Please. Not too much. Oh, my God. I'm like, I'm the other brother Caroline shit. Like Gordon. Gordon. Gordon. Don't. I saw that TikTok. And I was like, oh, M G. Wait, that's everything. Oh, I'm not, wait, Marita Halloween. That'd be amazing. Yes. I should be Marita. You shouldn't. Would you? Would you? I don't know. Wait, the Scottish lost name. You. They had her meet by the popcorn fan. Marita. Yes. I'm like, give her a spy girl. She was meet by the popcorn. People are like, she's like, are you here to meet me? They're like, no, honey. I want to extra large. Like, I have to get her on. I'm like, they're by Marita when I saw Pokemon is walking along the fake lake. Baby, not taking no photo. No, nothing. Yeah. On a mansion. Yeah. Yeah. I need to talk walking around. I'm freaking out. Actually, now that we're talking about Disney, you went to where'd you go, Mickey? Tell me. Disney. But where'd you go? But, but tell us where'd you say? Did you say overnight? No. Oh, I went to, um, Royal 21 with Bays, bro. That's what I see. That's what. No, no. Royal 21. Why is so many numbers? I can't get that. You know, we're, um, we saw Lin Minwam Miranda. That sentence. You know, I love when Disney, because everyone, I'm like, I'm Mickey. They're like, no. Like, no. Yeah. And I'm Mickey. Wait, the guy from Royal, or from Royal 21, when we went up, I was like, hi, like, I'm Mickey. Everyone's like, hi, like whatever. And then he was like, your name should be Minnie, not Mickey. Oh, I was like, damn, well, I thought one of the kids would include it. I know later. I was like, what is life guys? I made sure I will. You'll never see him again. That's no literally literally. I feel like I've already found him. I already found him and he's done. Why was so nice? I found that he was like, your name should be Minnie, not Mickey. Okay. Okay. I'm going to tell some off record, but we can keep it on the record. I'm friends with a couple of people that do work there and like, in varying levels, right? And like, I've never been friends with someone that was like a face character, but I've been friends with people that were friends with characters. Okay. So if you catch my drift, I got taken to a couple after party to a couple house parties where they all hang out Disney house parties. That's a thing. And that's as far as I'm going to go with it. It's crazy because people there, like, they'll have that shift that they're on all day. And then they go and you hang out. And my friend would be pulling and she's like, yeah, she's friends with this person. He's friends with this person. They're just like, hang in. Like, what we're doing, like me and you, you know? And Mickey and Minnie, like, who is it? Or it's like, it's like characters. I'm confused. Yes. Let's just say yes. Okay. No, it's like, it's like people that would be the princes and people. And you're saying, okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. Yes.
So we went out to a gay bar one night and I'm like I got a dish this house party scene I got to go and all the sudden we had two of the princes with us at the gay bar in Orange County. Oh my god that night Magical Okay, okay, clock it But I would just say I've dealt that was my what was it tower 21? I like honey I went on stage And I had a good night, but I need to know about I have been seeing the tea about the Peter Pan Yes, that's why they're talking about Peter. Oh, God and see that's like crazy because they I didn't know that was like deep Well, do you remember the time? Do you know the tumblr? I didn't know that was a baby you weren't there for the tumblr So they like had the Best by people and it was like I mean not to kill the magic if y'all 13 watching this or young girl I'm sorry, you know there's multiple people playing the damn characters And it's like they would have like this person that person that person that person maybe like that's this person That's snarky Peter. Yeah, that's oh yeah, Sharishable Peter. Maybe there was an OG 2015 Peter literally all with viral arm rock Baby girl that was the only one time I do remember you remember that you saw the Peter why I saw the Peter Then you'd be like jumping on the fences and shit like you're a previews. Yeah No, and I remember being like oh my god, it's Peter, but now there's a girl that's like yes I've seen obsessed with when I probably started from tumblr Peter pan. Well, she it's been 10 years. Yeah That's what I'm saying. I see been doing this for 10 years. No, it's gonna be 20 The girl 2016 been 10 year old. She's like 10 years ago versus now and it's like beer pan like holding her arm and everyone's like He's the need to exit if somebody told me they were been into something for 10 years I'm like what the hell? I was in love. Oh, yeah, I like that always knowing his name Alan. He would make a good friends ever like caught me and been like Who's that girl that's walking and sprouts? I think about this often. Why is there no meme of me being Watch this space target is gonna reconnect with Alex from target and try and do a campaign They do that, but he said he's offline like he doesn't want to I was probably so dramatizing when you were like 17 years old And Dan Daniel fans hanging out with Ellen the generous hanging out with Alex from target exactly Well being Alex from target would have got you on TV. Yeah, didn't I go on that I'll get one you a 2b show in 2026 in 2026. No, to be show real bad like life with Alex That was probably so frickin traumatizing bro. He was a child. Yeah, no, I love somebody that has a really t-fe like like a like a joyous Right to them. He's very out of the time. That was I don't like that was like the beauty standard at the time Wait, okay, I'm clocking it Okay In the teeth It's this caught. Yeah, you guys are probably more Scottish. Oh first somebody call out some target. Okay Baby, you know, he off-grid is probably a great like Oklahoma or off-grid L.A. He said he's like doing well and he's staying offline. She texted him He's like someone like releases statement saying like wait. I can't wait for you to release a statement for it Oh my god, they have his whole name. Oh my god. He was 16 years old. Wow. That's honestly that's so sad Oh, when he dies, that's gonna be one of those ones when my kids where it's like that was supposed to be your dad My first celebrity crush Oh, oh my god, that's him. He looks how it's 2026. Look he's got this is like the Nash Greer effect where Nash is now like a dad Yeah, it is the Nash Greer Oh Love what a man grows his hair out in that like long hair. Don't care like he is really happy You do like a long hair. Don't care. I do Michael Myers had long hair. We said she wish I should do a sexy and a pig of a man That's agent out of his twink face and go on Michael fucking my That's like Wait, what I don't know the Lord No Girl, I don't know. Oh, that's Michael Myers like I alright. Wait look at the drawing. Oh It's to be said is that Michael Myers behind the mask about Michael Myers. No, that's my government name I'm a that's his name's actually Michael Myers. You know, I used that we can leave whenever That might be my cue That's Michael Myers scary. Ah, that's Michael Myers behind Michael Myers who we just saw earlier is the voice of Shrek. Yeah Yeah, that's Michael Myers behind Shrek. Yeah, it's got his two Yeah, yeah, he is That's up connected. Come on. Let's practice. Yeah, that's it. You're family. It's from Target and Shrek. Yeah Well, it's diversity. It's called it. It's called a blend. I'm gonna practice my Scottish accent. I would love to hear it One of you I do again. I'm sorry. I was triggered. What do you want of you is a trot? Kind of good, right? Is that from traders? Is that Scotland? Is the Allen? I know I don't know if he's doing a Scottish accent. Oh house, man Wait, I don't think that was you. They just did the traders and that's regular I'm so mad. I wanted to be on it so bad I wanted to go tell look in the carmen say I love traders. I love traders, but you could go on normal traders I feel well. Yeah, you could go on normal. Oh, I said your thing for me to go on the door of people on I agree that I should and good I agree I agree. I should go on the normal people You gotta go film yourself picking up trash on the highway Security detail. I agree. I agree if you want to go on traders So bad, but obviously not as a trader. I can know you would be a faithful now. I would be Imagine me so hard. I feel like like I would totally say yeah, yeah, I could never be a trader, but I'd been amazing You would say you'd be the best they would definitely put you as a damn trader though if you would all They just for the TV. Who got out the first time last time after like five minutes. Um, Donna Kelsey. I'd be like Donna Kelsey Oh, yeah, she was a trader dorada dorada Donna Kelsey. Oh, oh, Donna Kelsey. Oh, Donna cabos. Yeah, Travis Mama. She was on it for literally one episode Two and I would be like that - two - two. Sorry She yeah, she just wasn't down to play hardball. She didn't get the chance though. They were just like trader Yeah, but she's like people people people think it was like a scam to like have her on it just for the Swifties Viewer ship because she never she actually didn't know any of them. Yes, and she didn't do any of the challenges Oh, she couldn't so everyone kind of was like they only like are having her on here for views. That's why they're gonna have her on for two days I know Donna Kelsey can make a mean peach cobbler. Oh, real bad Hand she's got to look real. She does and she like pop like is she from somewhere? She's like These Taylor Swift stepmom, not stop, but that's like her whole team mother She's the mom to step that okay, but she's literally she has so many fold she's yeah, she's their mom So that's like her whole title. I love her. I mean, she's so much more than just mom. Yeah, right. She's so much more than just the mom She was that mask antenna like I don't know. Yeah, and she also is up the world. She was that universal Harry Potter right. It's me sick to my stomach That Harry Potter ride where you strap. Yeah, I almost threw up on that one. Yeah, I didn't write anything else No, cuz universal place so we talked about it every three episodes, but I'm like they just play so discussed You know when I cuz I the screens lando I had a universal pass and I went right, but that one's like sickening though There's like more stuff. Everything is this one's movies. She's a new Tokyo drift. Yes, roller coaster I would actually vomit ever you wet It's don't you know the It's the escalator thing right, but I'm never been to the universal here. Whoa, it's not. Oh, I mean I want to go I want to go to war night I used to go all the time in Florida, but I'm like at FOMO, but I just like I'm scared. I'm a fuck the vibe I'll be too. I honestly I will I'm like scared Me too, but like if you guys all went I would go about sure they had Megan dancing you would have loved it I would have loved so you just said at the Megan show 7 p.m. Screening 730 screenings the a. I necklace are you a aye robot? What are you keeping you up? Thank you the only person that clues me You really are Listen you ask questions and I fuck with that like you be like what and I'm like exactly. I'm here Yeah, let's look at this ride cuz let's talk about how many times we would go when I heard it's not too like spiny feeling are you sure? My god, it's not too spiny like it's like a roll, but it's more like like a like a your tea cup in the hole That one ruined my day like I don't know how to like try it yet. No, I know I know I can tell in advance I'm letting you know right now and I'm where I go wow. I would be so scared. Oh, yeah That's the dream for wait, you know people aren't screaming anymore on roller coasters when I don't do anything anymore Oh, I don't want epidemic has reached freaking I kind of maw for the photo. They're like literally literally I'm Oh my god, absolutely blood. I like try to make it. I honestly like that annoying person right? I'm like
- Like, I do it on purpose. - Wait, me too. - If you do it on purpose. - Big Thunder. - Yeah, big, but because they talk about you past doing them. - I was so drunk. - Oh my God, when we went to Disney, we had me and Dar went on the, we went to the bar, the bar thing that we're talking about. - The Amplight Lounge bar. - Cantina. - Oh, cantina. - Yes, and we went in there and the drinks were obviously, like, literally, like, insanely strong. - Yeah. - And then when you immediately went on big Thunder Rowling and those videos, I'm like, ah, like, really? My neck is like not even, like, able to, like, hold it so fast. - They talk about the back row, like, every four months, there's, like, an old man that'll do an interview and he's like, I got on big Thunder in the back row and it helped me pass my kidney stone. - Wait, yeah. - It helped me throw my neck back into alignment. I'm like, damn. - Is it, like, really intense? - Yeah. - With the physics, because you get pulled from the front. And so, by the time you're, like, in the back, it just, like, whips you over, like, the hell is it? - Oh, I can't. - I don't like that. - Lewis, Disney Ride Science and Imaginering. I'm, like, actually-- - Imaginering! It's not really going down. - You know, the back row is sick name. - Right. - The back row is sick name on any ride. - Wait, I don't even-- - I just want the back row on big roller coasters, 'cause then it's, like, too sick. - Yeah, I get scared on this. I just get, like, I get, like, car sick. - Oh, me too. - Yeah. - And that's what, when I did Guardians, which we've already talked about, I genuinely saw God. Like, my nervous system did this thing where I didn't-- - Is that the drop one? - Yeah. - I can't go. I've never been on it in my life. - Okay, I can't do this one much, I know. That is one that, you know exactly what's gonna happen. - You brought it. - I didn't-- - I don't want to-- - No. - It's almost what's gonna stay. - I was gonna stay. - It's what's, like, 'cause you, like, bounce. And it was kind of one of those things where I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go on it because everyone, like, I understand what's happening. And I'm just gonna go and step with my fear, kind of vibe. I went on it, it literally put my body in the craziest fight or flight I've ever been in. - We're all out of every single, like, roller coaster sensation for me, like, dropping-- - Drops to the worst. - I can't drop. - Down, down straight mind, you pulling you faster than gravity. - I was like-- - Oh my god. - It's one of those sensations where you literally feel like, like, I feel completely out of body, like, I will die now. - Do the cue though. I hate to be one of those people who would do the cue and then jump out, like, the line, because they have rocket raccoon in the end of the tronic. And he hits his head on the pipe. - Yeah. (laughs) - And I love that. - No, but yeah. - I should try, I always stay outside. - Well, I think the T is, too, is like, usually, it doesn't make me motion sick. - Yeah. - It hasn't, like, every time I've written it, - I know you've always been a writer for that. - Yeah, I'm like, I've never been motion sick, but I will say I did have the barrier-- - Girl chiefs. - Girl chiefs, thank you. - Right. - Which means the world to me. - Yes, it's very important. But I will say I do think having that, and only waiting 30, before writing-- - It worked out-- - It was bubbling. - Oh. - It barved. - I was-- - It barved. - I had a cold sweat. - This one. - I don't know if we can go anywhere like that together, because if you barf near-- - I would not barf though. - If I would have to leave Disney. - I would barf. (laughs) - Like, in front of you though. - I know. - Barf so bad Mickey got to leave Disney. There's Disney, no Mickey. - No Mickey Mouse, no more. - That would literally be what would happen. - I know, that would be fucked up. - No, yeah. - Okay, I go sometime and just meet characters. - Well, oh my god, when I went last time, so I'm walking N.T. on-- This is actually the funniest thing ever, 'cause you know they can't leave characters? - Yeah. - So I'm walking N.T. on a princess Diona. I think I caught her eye, and maybe she recognized me and she grabbed me, and she's like spinning me around. She's like, "Can we take a portrait?" - Oh. - Oh. - I like-- - No, she really did. - Oh! - And it was so cute, and I was, that's amazing. - Obsessed with Mickey X Princess Diona. - Oh, yeah. - Me trying to find the picture of Diona's outfit. - Exactly. - Here's me on Guardians of the Galaxy, if anyone's wondering. - This is me crying. - Oh, I'm crying too. - Oh, I'm literally crying. - I'm not even fine. - I'm literally crying, so no worries, y'all. It's horrible. - You look like you. - Okay, wait, look, you love you. Sorry. - Okay. - No, it's okay. - Yeah, we'll wrap. - Yeah, totally. - Oh my god, me when I wrote the vibes. - Yeah, we'll wrap. - Sorry, I guess. - No, this is literally everything. - No, thanks for coming through with the house. - Sorry to make y'all like, yeah. - Oh my god. - I missed you so much. - No, we will never do this again. - So much fun. - Oh. - Best day ever. - Okay, we'll just-- - Yeah, we'll wrap it. - Okay, sorry. - Quick, it's hard to-- - We have to go. - Rapid fire neighborhood watch so fast. - Like, don't even think twice. - Like, what are we thinking about? What are we watching? What are we saying? What are we talking about? - I'm watching Merid at first sight. - Me too. - She was talking about it. - Don't point like that. - I got it. - Okay, is it good though for realers? - It's like, it is the worst show I've ever watched. I'm exactly with it. - No, it's good, you know, hey, don't slash pause it in, slash pause. - No, it's so good. - I get the vision. - No, I love shows where people are like, why would you ruin your life to come on here? - Right. - And like, yay. - Like, let me watch it. - Right, right. - So, I'm obsessed with it. It's so bad that's good. - I'm going to talk in, that's the second, third person to watch it. - I have to watch it. - Right. - HBO Max, check out unwrapped. - The-- - What is this? - He shows how candy's and popcorn and stuff is made. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - Great show. The host is, you're right, safe. Pretty attractive. - I'm in there. - Like, I'm in there. - Imagine the Reese is going down the line. Now, they stop for a coolant. - Wait, honestly, I'm obsessed. - Let's talk about it. - I love that. - I love that. - Okay. - Okay. - Shai. - Shai. - Right. - We'll plug y'all really each other. Everyone plug yourselves fast. - Okay, they find you. - Biggy cash flow. - Everywhere. - 10-10-36. Check out 10-10-10. - Check out 10-10-10. - Bye-bye. - Okay. We love y'all. - Bye. - See you soon. Bye.
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