Michael REACTS To The Most Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers

Most of the content generated by AI is pure slob, and this is no different. But the producers have compiled the absolute top, fake Pixar trailers. Generated by the sewers of the internet. Take it away. From the creator of Slumdog Millionaire. I just need one big break, one sale, and we can leave this place. In a city of a million voices. Are you sure this isn't a scam? Ma'am, it's your lucky day. One more voucher, just one. Is it the Indians that are scammers? Sorry, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I usually think of, like, Africans as like Nigerians or something as scammers. You want to sell that sh*t? Cardi's mother f*ckas they sat. The Indians? Maybe. OK, next one. First time in Thailand. From PixiWorks Animation. I have the cutest smile. Careful, I might steal it. Oh, comes a story about finding someone who truly sees you. Oh, hi, I'm Jean. Hi, Jean. But she's got a secret. You look cute when you swear. Oh, thanks. I haven't felt like this in years. There's something I haven't told you. Lady Boy. Make with Flashloop! It's like, hey, we're going to develop this technology that can create whole movies, whole animated movies. Think about, you know, Snow White, how long that took. The investment, you know, Disney almost lost everything. And now we can just make animated movies with it. And can you imagine what this the computing power even that that takes? What are we going to do? We're going to make jokes about Lady Boys for the internet. That's what it's going to do. Next one. Chicken dinner is cold, woman. Daddy, are you ever coming back? I don't know me. Disney Pixar presents Finding Milk. You know, I actually saw that one on Twitter. Chicken dinner is cold, woman. Finding milk. That's probably the funniest one. It's like the most cohesive one. It's like the simplest one to get. OK, next one. Everywhere is dirty. Everywhere stinks. I am tired of it. Tired of India? I am going to take a shower. Beta, please. No, mama. You're joking, huh? From Disney and Pixar. You betray our ways. You dare bring soap into this house. You think you are cleaner than us? Everywhere I look, it's garbage. It's smell. I don't want to live like this anymore. If no one else will change it, I will. One street, one room, one step at a time. That one to me is more direct than the scam one. Is it the joke about India? It's very, very, very dirty. That, yeah. OK, that's competing with Finding Milk. Next one. This spring, nothing can stop me. I'm going to win this thing. Not if I get their first champ from Disney and Pixar. Guys, where are we? Wait a second. Is this cloth? We're in a song. This is a family show. Those sorts of jokes, not, not acceptable. Next one. All right, Explorers, ready for a trip you'll never forget? Where are we going, Mr. E? Somewhere special. A place where learning isn't just in books. It's all around you. This is the coolest field trip. It actually took me a minute. I actually had to read the title bet. Wow. I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die. Wow. I don't know why that should have hit me as funnier than it did, but I didn't, I don't know. Didn't, is the, the idea, I guess, like a Pixar movie about creepy pedo island is like, there is a very dark humor to that, but it didn't, the execution was kind of weak. Hold on one second. Go to AveMariaFunds.com/Michael. M-I-C-H-A-E-L. You should not have to compromise your values when it comes to investing. Why would you put your money into companies that go against what you believe in? That is one of the many reasons that I love Ave Maria Mutual Funds, why I am proud to serve on their board. They've been around since 2001, founded by George Schwartz, and today they manage nearly $4 billion in assets with more than 100,000 shareholders. What sets them apart is simple. 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(upbeat music) - Declined? - Nah, not today. - Somebody got my baby out here hungry. We fixing this. - Ma'am, the system flagged your account. You'll have to wait six to eight weeks. - Watch me. - From Disney and Pixar. - Declined? - What is up? - Says no funds. - Bonetisha's EBT card lets her down. - Oh no. - Not today. - Girl, you flipped the whole store. - The whole city feels it. - That one's more direct. That one, wow, it's just amazing how high quality it is. Like when Pixar came out, some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came out. It was revolutionary. What was the first one? Was Toy Story the first one? And it was revolutionary. Just oh, this is the absolute height of technology. How many zillions of dollars do they take? (screaming) And now we just do it. We just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card. It's like, here's a movie. Here's a whole movie now. We're just gonna make our own movies in the future. We're not gonna watch. There's no common culture anyway. And increasingly, it's just gonna make our own movies, which almost certainly will devolve to porn. It probably already has. Okay, next one. - You're invited to the Diddy Party. - Welcome, young sir. - Complimentary baby oil. - Thanks. - This fall. - All you have to do is sign this non-disclosure agreement. - Get ready for slides, sparkles, and the slickest night of the year. (laughing) - It's like a little too dark. That's a little bit too dark, I think. - I'll kidnap a thousand children. - But it was very well executed. Okay, next one. - Here is your drink, sir. - It's ma'am, I'm not a sir. - Yeah, it's funny. It's a little dated now, actually. This is the problem. All the like trans, 'cause trans is over. So it's like all the trans jokes are, it's kind of, it's funny that like it, that would have hit so hard three years ago. The technology just wasn't there for the joke. Okay, next one. - Some people think being on the sidelines means you're missing out. - Gotcha. - Oh, no, you didn't. But when your best friends are happy, it's like you're right there with them. - Come join the chaos, big guy. - Maybe. - Why is there a hyphen? I guess my confusion is why is there a hyphen there? Again, it was like a little too confusing. You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke. Okay, next one. - How hard could it be? - Uh-oh. - Sometimes. - Opportunity takes you places you never expected. Diversity higher, coming soon. - Yeah, funny enough idea, but it's not the style isn't right. Like that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie. It was funny enough idea. Okay, next one. - Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous cocoa. - You never come empty handed. - I never do. - From the studio that brought you inside out. - Rest easy. - It's kind of funny. It's definitely, I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too. 'Cause he was not quite exonerated, but he's not in prison anymore, right? It's not, also like it would appear in a number of the cases that women like kept seeing him. And so I don't know, it's like the whole thing was a lot weirder I think than it was made out to be. Okay, next one. - From Disney and Pixar. - I came from the bottom, never thought I'd see the top. He said you did it. - What? I thought we was brothers. - Snitch, only in theaters, spring 2026. - Yeah, okay, all right. That's the last one. Okay, what's the funniest? The funniest ones without question are finding milk. 'Cause it's an actual like pun, you know, it's just better executed. Or what was the other one? The shower one was funny. Lady Boy was kind of funny. The ditty one was well, it's just like, it was a little bit too dark. I guess finding milk. Finding milk is like the most, it's like the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke. I go with finding milk. Okay, that's our show. I'm Michael Knowles, this is Michael Knowles' show. Wait, that's not our show. This is just a breakout. Anyway, see you next time.