Michael REACTS To Hilarious GTA 6 TikToks

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It's kind of like in World War II, you know, when all the women had to take all the factory job because the men were all fighting war. Except in this case, instead of fighting war and liberating Europe, the men will be playing violent and, in some cases, pornographic video games. Before we get to this next one, I got to give you a little bit of context. So in the game, you have to maintain a relationship with your girlfriend. So that means you have to text her back on time, or else it affects like your game progress. You have to take her shopping, you have to take her on dates. Is there real, really? It's real. You have to do that. It's very immersive. So use that context for some of the clips that you're about to watch. Okay. I really don't need you on my bumper right now, man. Well, okay. Yeah. Okay. It's too much. It's too many layers. I don't, I don't even know who that guy is. I don't, it doesn't. I'm too much of a boomer for that one. Okay, next one. Except the hooker symbol. That's got to be the hooker symbol. Right. He wants to go get a hooker. Yeah, that is, it's funny. I was trying to think, well, I played GTA 6 because, you know, now I'm not like 16 anymore. I'm 36 years young, you know, lady never tells, but back when dinosaurs first rode the earth. Even more than the gratuitous violence, which is probably not good for my soul, I think the hooker stuff might be worse, right? It is crazy. You pick up and kill hookers. It was like a big part of the game. I haven't never played it, but Jacob just informed me that the stiletto is actually the strip club. Oh, wait, there's a strip club in the game? Yeah. Because, you know, at least with the hooker one. And again, I'm basing this on Grand Theft Auto by City. It was like, you pick up the girl and then the car would just sort of shake a little. So it was suggestive, but it wasn't explicit. And then the hooker would get out and you chewed it. It's, how you generally play the game. So that there's a strip club, but now the graphics are so good. I bet that's like real pornography. Another piece of context part of the reason they pushed it is because they were developing this thing called a jiggle physics, jiggle physics, what's jiggle physics? I don't want to know what jiggle physics is. I don't, you know what? Forget I asked. Forget I asked about the whole thing. Next one. Please. I'm sorry. Please. Shut the fuck up, man. Yeah, I don't know the girlfriend theme, it's not doing a lot for me, I don't. Because I don't know, I don't really text anyone ever. So this idea of like, you got a texture girlfriend back, you got a takershop, and I have never, I've basically never done any of that ever. So I don't get it. I, if I were a simple like Professor Jacob, I would probably get it more, but I don't, I don't understand that. Next one. If not himself, then he has got to say, is you get to stay home and play video games for two years? Do you get it? Yeah, that's funny. 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The cheap disc in and get all the cheats loaded in and then you put the game in and loaded in to something called a PlayStation 2. And then that's how you would play it. So now, do you just download all video games now? You download the new ones now, but back in the days, did you remember the name that the UK came up with for all the men not going up to work? It was the GTA flu. The GTA flu. The Florida 2 million people didn't show up to work and between L.A. and New York, it was up to 6% of working men called in. So, who knows what's going to happen this time, let's say, tell it this. Yeah. They're going to start a pandemic. It's kind of sad that you don't buy the disc. I mean, I get it. I get why you don't, but that means that the video games, well, no, what happened? Wasn't GameStop going to IPO for like $50 billion a few years ago? Like what? They obviously still exist. Huh. Next one. And they made my faulty ran right in front of my truck. Yeah, I know, I mean that, I remember when I would play, this is, I'm confessing too much, but when I would play by city, I would almost never do the mission. I would sometimes do the missions, but I mostly would just go around killing people and running them over for hours. I would just do that for hours. No story. No, it was like kind of like hell. It was like a vision of hell, and I did it anyway, because it's attractive when you cultivate rice, it was called by city, next one. Those are like actual NPCs. I was, I actually was having trouble with metaphor there because the NPC is the non-playing character in the video game, but now we use it as a metaphor for unthinking people walking around in the real world, but in this case, we were actually back to the literal. Okay. Yeah, I don't, okay, it's like a funny meme, but I don't, the thing that bothers me about this meme is that they raised his voice up, but they have to make it in this, in this absolutely adult generation, they just have to make everything even crazier, you know, and so they raised the voice. It doesn't make it less funny. Okay, when's it come out? When does the game come out? Is anybody there? Hello, Bueller? Anybody? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? No. Okay. Well, whenever it comes out, should I play it, are you going to play it? Should I play it? Let me know in the comments. See you next time. Feel free to respond whenever you guys want, wherever you have, whenever you have time. Call on me, take me. You press the mute button instead of the microphone button. That'll do it. That'll do it to you. Okay. All right.