Micahs Near Death Snowmobiling Experience, Evans Huge ($10,000) Win, & How CboysTV Invests In Content
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The podcast blends adventurous off-road storytelling with personal anecdotes and humor. A central narrative follows Ben’s children’s ill-fated snowmobile ride, where a "whiskey throttle" incident leads to a pile-up in the trees, teaching a valuable lesson about child safety and the unpredictability of power sports. Evan recounts a high-stakes online gambling win of $10,000, which he later questions due to suspicious patterns, highlighting the risks of such activities. The group also shares a terrifying snowmobile accident in Revelstoke, where a host is buried under snow for over a minute, emphasizing the dangers of deep snow and the importance of emergency preparedness. Spenny’s recovery and rise in motorsports success are celebrated, including his physiotherapy and professional recognition. Ken’s remote ice house adventure is detailed, showcasing its isolation, fishing, and the logistical challenges of maintaining it. The team also discusses vehicle recovery in extreme conditions, referencing a case where a vehicle sank in deep water and recovery costs were based on depth, underscoring the financial and technical risks. Throughout, the hosts use real-life experiences to stress safety, preparedness, and the balance between fun and risk in outdoor recreation. The tone remains light-hearted, with jokes about marriage deals and fake titties, but the underlying message is one of respect for nature, personal growth, and responsible adventure.
would you be willing to marry spenny to get him in and i'm under the snow like this and immediately
i think you got it micah you look good on that thing it would fit in the deal all right i'll
buy it i also want to hear about evan's big gambling win actually cut that like wait are
you actually in serious yes that has to be cut we are done on that topic we'll cut it it's okay
is everybody chilling chilling hello i like how they utilize the headlights in the can-am four
wheeler they're the same i mean well they're the same pod yeah well i'm sure they were like all
right we don't sell snowmobiles anymore so this is quite what do we do with all these parts yeah
i kind of thought that but then i remembered that we have a dealership with stuff at home but i was
moving everything around here i was like god there's just so much stuff i don't know what
to do with all these parts yeah i kind of thought that but then i remembered that we have a dealership
around here i was like god there's just so much stuff i don't know what to do with all these
cool stuff here yeah this is a really good set a dealership with stuff at home well yeah none of
it's for sale we don't really sell okay but we just have like a bunch of stuff that would be
considered dealership worthy we could create this look every single week it could be a different
look that's 2026 different podcast every every set new locations while we're back uh the life
wide open podcast set up in a different location so if you guys are watching this on youtube you
notice it looks a little bit different and that's because we are at our friends at u motors dealer
that we work with for all of our toys dirt bikes snowmobiles four-wheelers and boats so each year
that they uh hook us up with a new boat uh pretty similar to the one behind us like this and we
thought it'd be pretty cool to go and show some love and set up in their dealership i mean it's
not just boats though i mean how many dirt bikes four-wheelers pretty much anything off-road comes
from here as well i think it's a pretty beneficial beneficial partnership between you know we get some
toys and then we buy 25 more from them yeah there's there's a pile of us buying stuff and
then we're giving stuff away and if they don't have it they can find it for us so yeah i think
we're here we're here at least once a month yeah for something u motors loves to see us coming i
think last time we were in here we bought what five six dirt bikes or something like that to
give away i was thinking about that how many vehicles you think we've bought out of here and
i wonder who is like their their biggest customer in terms of quantity ending and like where like
has been around a long time and we're you know relatively new to it so i wonder like how close
we are to being the top customer if we're even close to that we gotta be approaching triple
digits i mean i mean triple digits of vehicles from here what the fuck have you you've been
buying i was gonna say we're for sure in the 20s i know i know one person that has us beat
who jake paul bought like oh 20 jets yeah that's true we got a whole semi truck from here that is
true i i do know that when i said that we were coming they thought about staying open late for
you michael yeah every time i come in here of course i'm like you know everything looks like
it would belong in my garage and fit really nicely in there did you bring your checkbook
no but i could get it they'll take credit cards my home city right now something tells me that
they'd probably let you wheel it out mike and they would they know where you can pay later
i saw a couple rigs you might be interested walking around here
exactly yeah which ones can
you
uh there's a classic one uh back behind the behind all the side by little quad yeah the
little guy 1997 i was thinking that was good for you a badger i might be too big for it i love it
ken's like i found something good for you all he says is it's a classic one i hope it gets sold
though because the story is the kid that's selling that on consignment gets a brand new 110 when that
sells oh that's lit that's the deal he has with his dad do it for him mike come on mike come on
what is this for now sorry a little four-wheeler if it's a four-wheeler sells the kid gets a dirt
bike badger 80 put some dreams in the driveways just buy it in the middle here i feel like and
then i can stare at it the whole time yeah it's a good cause i'm down we still haven't done pit
quads however long we've been youtubing we have not done we need to put that on the list we need
those yeah i would like to do what we did with the 120 mxz and just put a stupid fast electric
motor in it um that would be so dangerous in that short wheel
yeah no suspensions and then on the other one we could pull the motor from your 250 now we could do
that and gear it and then you'll have a bad day that would be nice for me a little pit quad i've
been looking for like a good pit quad but none of them really i don't feel like they've got the
jumping there's really no such thing they're not as good you're right you need the yamaha blaster
it's just a little bit bigger but like in my opinion it's the perfect but it is ancient blaster
i mean you could get one up to 2005 okay not that old
20. speaking of uh the mini snowmobiles ben what you you brought them to your family's house
over christmas and i just saw them return to the shop all mangled up and i wondered how in the heck
did they break little mini snowmobiles i owned a mini snowmobile and i'm fairly destructive and i
never crashed mine well ryan i got a great story for you how the hell did you break them you want
to know something i'll just say before ben's story happens here is this is literally this was my
childhood if i ever left my dirt bike at ben's i would have been like oh my god i'm gonna break
a pedal bike a scooter anything i would come back and it would be broken something would have
happened to it and no one knew how it broke every single time i remember it like this i don't know
it's kind of his his mo i don't know if it's his mo if it's just that house's mo i don't know what
it is but but let's hear the story how did this one actually get banged yeah this one actually
wasn't on me yeah right okay so uh i have four nieces and nephews two nieces two nephews and uh
they are like eight
five three and two so i thought that they'd be old enough for snowmobiles and i've like every
christmas for the last like three years i've been telling my siblings like can i get them sleds and
up until this point like they've been like no they're too young or they're not ready
the the older two are like the girls and uh last year i had gotten them like little plastic
four-wheelers to like ride around in the house and they got the skill base there i guess
and the my my siblings were like okay yeah you can get on these snowmobiles or bring these snowmobiles
over and uh we'll give them helmets and like prep them and get them ready for this right so
nothing can go wrong i was fired up on it so we have these two little snowmobiles that we built
last year for a seaboys video one of them is a little skidoo 120 pop up a picture of it and then
we put an electric battery and motor in it and the thing will do like 60 miles per hour but you
can't bring that one but no the one with the 250 motor in it no i didn't bring that one because it
sucks well and they'd have to shift it'd be yeah yeah yeah so i brought them the electric skidoo
that has modes so you can detune it to go like 10 miles per hour oh you can that's what i was
thinking i was like okay you threw a bunch of children on like you know an hour high like this
thing is fast yeah it's a ripper it does 60 miles per hour with evan on it it's a ripper and then
the other one is like the articat 200
which will do i don't know 25 miles per hour but it's it's a hopped up 120 it's pretty good yeah
and so anyway i surprise them with both of them and me and my brother and my brother-in-law go
and pick them up from the shop we bring them to the shop or to my parents house and we had this
whole planned where my brother was gonna get the kids their helmets and then me and my brother-in-law
were gonna pull out into the front of the house and they were gonna be like looking out the window
and see us with the snowmobiles so my brother goes inside and we unload them and i'm like all right
it's my brother-in-law james i go all right you rode a snowmobile before right and he's like yeah
not thinking anything of this right it's a 120 yeah which one do you put them on i put them on
the 120 i put them on the electric skidoo my favorite thing is this because i had to go over
that 200 is a piece of shit like it will not start like there's something wrong with it so i'm i'm
before or after you guys wrote them before i every time i started i had to uh spray oh it is
there's a reason we didn't use that one in the video because it sucked yeah so i'm over there
messing with this 200 spraying ether in it trying to give it gas and like pull the pull start and
all of a sudden i just hear oh my gosh and i look back and james sorry to blow up your spot here
james is like underneath this snowmobile piled up into the pine tree my favorite part is that
this happened within seconds of riding it i'm like james what the fuck and i so i run over there i like
get this snowmobile off of him i'm like bro what happened and he's like i slipped and i was like
slipped this is a children's toy how did you slip and just run this thing into the tree and slip
yeah he he crashes up and then ben starts it is a twist it's a twist throttle oh it is
so when shit starts going south you grab more whiskey throttle i was like slipped translates
to whiskey throttle it's it's kind of yeah so it translates there right so i'm just like bro
and then i go are you sure you know how to ride this thing right because we got to get both of
them to the front of the house here and we're in the driveway and he's like yeah yeah i got it i
just slipped and i'm like well don't slip again otherwise you're gonna run into my car right there
my parents house did you tune it down for him yeah why don't you yeah i did i did at this
point i did at this point so originally though it was i think it might have been zooted up
and so i i tune it down i hop on the other one and uh i started driving around the garage
meanwhile he's he's a big
guy right like he's tall and that's a tiny little it's a children's toy and he's like just trying to
sit on this thing and i think while he's trying to get comfortable he starts whiskey throttling
again this time i'm in front of him so he starts whiskey throttling towards me and so i jump off
my slim i hide behind it and thankfully he's like got a better seated position where he's able to
like stand up and get off of it and kind of ghost rides a little bit but he wasn't on the throttle
oh my gosh and i'm like look at him i throw my hands up and he's like i'm good i'm good i was
like yeah it sure looks like it so we bring it around to the front of the house we surprise the
nieces and nephews they were stoked they come out and uh my brother's on one i'm on the other
i'm trying to teach my niece and my brother's trying to teach his other daughter we're doing
laps on the pond and i'm i'm just like riding behind i'm teaching them you know how to run
the throttle and i'm like oh my god i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so excited i'm so excited
and i'm telling them all right if you start panicking let go of the throttle i'm like
telling them like all right you're doing good just remember let go of the throttle if you start
panicking so you didn't go over tuck and roll first i did not i should have so i i'm trying
to make it like as clear as possible like panic let go worst case jump off like these things are
so close to the ground you could just slide at that point and so they're loving it pretty
soon they're both riding them by themselves or one the older one was riding the articat by herself
well that articat was so finicky so we put her on the the skidoo she's doing great she's ripping
around the pond on the skidoo we go inside well she like comes up like 30 minutes later and is
like the snowmobile's stuck in the cattails the dnr listening right now is like cattails
no so it gives a six-year-old a ticket for killing a couple cattails so
piles into the into the cattails my brother goes out there and he drags the snowmobile out and at
this point she'd been going for a little bit so he goes do you want to go inside now and she was
like yeah let's go inside so sam hops on it cranks the power back up because it would barely move
with like a full-size adult on it so he cranks the power back up to like 60 miles per hour right
he's sitting there she hops on grabs the throttle and and pins it he falls off the back
because this thing will wheel if you pin it it'll it'll wheelie yeah he falls off the back
and at this point she is just holding it pinned wide open along for the ride so next thing you
know she is beelining it across the pond and and like you guys it's not a small pod yeah you can
get some speed built up especially on that thing well she hits the neighbor's driveway which is a
is uh it's like a little peninsula in between two ponds
and this driveway is probably i don't know 12 feet wide i'd say 15 feet wide maybe clean clear
clean
clean clears it lands on the other side of the drive still on the slide uh at that point she
had like kind of like superman superman like bailed off the sled goes one way she goes the other
my brother's sprinting after like halfway you know he's at the beginning of the pond at this point
and uh yeah she missed like two trees like she like goal post right in between the trees and
you know that driveway is made by like railroad ties too so it's like it's a big jump yeah it's
crazy that she was able to like clear it the way that she was well that and if she would have kept
going it's like a solid wall on the other side of that yeah it was actually probably best case
on the area right so my gosh so my mom is sitting up in the house freaking out and she was she just
happens to look out the window as luca is flying across the road and she's like oh my god i'm gonna
cross the pond and sam is running after so my mom watches it my mom's like oh god and i hear that
and i'm sitting in the driveway your uncle's back on there in the driveway and i just go white i'm
like oh shit uncle is in trouble i knew i already knew what happened and so yeah she ended up being
okay she just got like a little bit of you know like helmet rash just from like the the strap
which is it just kind of goes to show how tough kids are you know they are yeah and you take a
that was she crying i'm sure oh yeah she comes in she's crying she won't even look at me now i'm the
bad guy right and i'm just like oh this is not good why would you do that because she was loving
it and i was like i'm uncle of the year right i'm fired up and then that happens and i'm like
uncle's gotta go now you're scary guy who brings scary toys exactly so you know i start i kind of
lay low then for the rest of the night like i would look at her across the house she would start
crying again i'm like she started crying if you looked at her this is not good and uh i had to
leave i had to edit the new video and i get a call from my mom or dad and they were like yep well
the kids are back riding again i'm like oh thank god that's good they weren't ruined right well
that's what i thought that's where it ended right i'm still wondering when the thing breaks i was
like we've had five crashes and somehow it's still going on and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god
it's still not broken yet so then that night i get a call from my dad and he's like did you hear
what happened and i'm like oh my god what happened now well apparently they're in the front of the
house then later the next day and my same niece was turning the sled around whiskey throttled the
other one so she grabbed it instead of twisted it freaking ran that thing into my parents deck
and it shifted the whole deck eight inches
that's a heavy duty post yeah it's log it missed like hitting the front of the house which is
windows it missed it somehow in the living room like bounced off of like the bushes and it and
it just sent her straight into the deck and it almost hit her sister did she fly off i mean if
she moved the post she had to yeah the snowmobile took the brunt maybe she flew off hit it pretty
good and so i hear this and i'm like oh of course of course that happened then i was like well
i'm on my way
pick them up is anything messed up i was like if they're if they're okay like are these snowmobiles
piled up and they're like no they're fine they're fine i was like holy shit this is a tough snowmobile
move the deck move the deck but didn't then the snowmobile well then i'm there that night and i'm
looking at it in one skis like this i'm like oh you guys must not have looked at the snowmobile
then so the skidoo front end is piled up from james hitting the tree and then the other one
is all kitty walk
from hitting the deck but they actually hop back on them and they still love them so no more power
sports why don't you put them on the lake wasn't the lake like a safe option nothing to hit catch
more speed to hit something faster ryan i guess i suppose i'm just picturing like us like the
peaceful family christmas everybody's inside and the family's all looking out the window
and there's just carnage going on it looks like fucking jackass out there it definitely
toddler taught a good lesson of throttle blocks are there for you
for a reason yeah yeah yeah you know yeah it's why they make children's stuff comically slow
yeah and then we put big motors and alex was asking me if i had any or we had any little mini
kids snowmobiles for her nieces and nephews you probably thought better of it i said we do but i
don't think they're they're definitely not good for i was just thinking yeah this is good no ben
showed what happened but i love how it was a diverse kids and adults that were piling up
crazy it was crazy so thankfully nobody got hurt thankfully i think they pounded the deck back
into position and uh yeah i'm still uncle of the year hopefully really i don't you know it's up for
debate but i want to hear about your snowmobile trip mike and i also want to hear about evan's
big gambling win well let's hear can we hear about that first
evan sends i'll just give a little context to the listener evan sends a text
and he was online gambling on his phone and put two hundred dollars on what was it
red 18 is this going way back the big win have i mean how many big wins the one big win you sent
us well there's probably always generally an up and down it was on my drive home like on like
christmas eve or whatever you were driving and online gambling well allegedly no i it was you
were riding in the car you were putting two hundred dollars on one singular number you throw in well
no okay so no that was insane yeah i was up and down i'd been playing for a while and i was almost
home and i was like right where i started but it was just a hundred dollars i was i threw out
hit so that was like thirty six hundred dollars so that was lit then so then i kind of laid low
for a bit and now the night before i was probably in like six hundred bucks and i was up to like
five grand whoa cashed out a thousand all over that's all you can cash out per day each day
which yes it is all i can cash out but then i i i laundered the rest um so then the next day we're
watching the football game we're sitting at the bar i think i was 400 in but i ran that up to
ten thousand nine hundred dollars that's but it was it was in like thousand to two thousand dollar
increments so you didn't win the multiples you didn't win the 10k in one no not even close it
was it was like an hour of grinding
But you won $10,000, and what did you text us in the group chat?
Nothing.
I'm getting Nicky some fake titties.
Yep.
Yep.
So what did I say immediately?
I said, stop now.
Yep.
Pull your money or get off it.
Did you do that?
Well, okay.
So no, listen, $1,000 a day.
So I've got 7,000 out.
So you've managed to hold yourself.
Well, listen, so I'm 7,000 out and we roll into last weekend.
And my buddy, I have a couple of buddies there playing it too.
And I'm like, I can run.
I've been hot.
Let me run 1,000 here or whatever.
Or not on one, but I'm just saying.
Oh, okay.
Because I got my little strategy or whatever.
And so I'm like, I'm just going to run this, play around with it.
And I lose 1,000.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
Whatever.
Well, I throw out $200 on red 18.
Well, I lose it like once or twice in a row.
So I'm down.
So now I'm, okay.
So now I'm $200 on red 18.
It hits.
What?
My phone glitches.
No.
No.
And it wasn't just me.
I'm like, wait, what the fuck just happened?
I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
I'm like, oh my God.
Cause I'm, I'm like screaming.
I'm at the table with all my friends.
I'm like, oh, oh.
And they're like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
What?
What?
What just happened?
What just happened?
And I just see comments start coming up.
Like other people are commenting like, what just happened?
What just happened?
It just kicked me.
What just happened?
I'm like, what just happened?
It refunded me my bet.
No.
That is bullshit, dude.
That's a new.
I said, I'm done.
So I had like 1400 left in my account.
I cashed that out and I'm, I'm done.
I, there is no trust, no faith.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm just done.
So end of the day, what did I get?
Like 8,400 of my $10,000 wins.
The real question is Nikki still getting the fake tits?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just waiting till probably after tax season to make sure that I got all my, I got all
my shit tucked away, but then yeah, no, it's, it's, it's definitely on the agenda.
You don't think you could write off that?
Probably could.
How did I get a $7,000 hit?
Wow.
Ish.
Right.
Yeah.
35 to one.
35 to one.
36.
36 to one.
It'd be 72.
You would've won 7,200 bucks.
7,200.
Yeah.
Holy moly.
Dude, that shit's such a scam.
I guarantee.
They saw it.
I guarantee they were just like, cause that's a big fatty.
It's a big win.
Yeah.
That seems fishy.
And it'll show you, it'll pop on the bottom of your screen.
Like what other people are winning.
And I mean, I've seen 15 grand pop up on there.
I've, I've seen some big numbers, but the only thing that.
Like immediately I'm like, this is such a scam.
But then I do remember that it has happened once or twice before where it jams up and
it refunds my bet, but it had never been when I had won.
Oh, so it didn't bother me.
It was like, you know, Oh, here's your $50 back.
It's like, Oh, never, never thought too much about it.
But when you see the ball drop into red 18 and rolling around in there and you go, I
just, this is insane.
Yeah.
And then it just like, that's insane.
Glitches out.
I would delete the app and never.
Never play it again.
Explain to me, like, what are your friends saying?
What's Nikki saying?
When you hit that 10 K and you're just like freaking out in the bar, you had to have been
like, Nikki's getting new tapes.
Like the whole place had to have been erupting.
Yeah.
Cause it was like, what's the word I'm looking for?
The, uh, like progressive.
Well, yes, but no, but like progressive betting, you know?
So it's like, I get up to the thousand, then you start betting a little more and then you
hit like, then I'm at like 3,500.
So I'm like, all right, now I bet a little bit more.
So I'm just working it up.
And, uh, Nikki's not paying attention to what I'm doing.
And I don't know, the bar was kind of busy.
There was a lot going on, but me and my buddy will, he was like locked in with what I was
doing.
And then I hit like five grand.
And, uh, I told him like, dude, I think I'm going to get the 10 grand because I've, I've
been saying Nikki's getting Nikki's getting tits.
When I get the 10 grand, I don't want to just spend the money.
It's way better if I could like win it.
So I'm like, yeah, I get to like that 5,000.
I'm like, Oh,
my God will like, I'm going to do it.
I might actually be able to pull this off.
At least get a good down payment.
And then, yeah, sure as shit.
It just is like running up and no one knows what I'm doing.
And I like hit, it goes up to like, yeah, 10, nine in the account or whatever.
And I just like stood up and you told everyone in the bar.
Yeah.
And like, nobody knew what the hell I was.
The Viking Packers game was on and I was more locked in on my phone.
What's this little guy doing back here?
Yelling about some girl getting tits.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You know,
we were taking bets of that.
I was going to be all gone.
We thought you were going to flush it.
And I don't know if it was on our pod, our last podcast or not,
but Ken did.
He did say this.
He said, if Evan flushed it, I'm going to buy Nikki fake tits.
I said, I did.
I lost it all.
No, no, no, no, no.
You already went through the full story.
Hey, let's flip a coin for us to buy them.
How is that fair?
Don't make a thing too long.
You said you already, you already have the money for it.
And you're just waiting for tax season.
He said he was going to do it for her for the fact that you would have told her.
Yup.
You're getting them.
And then you mean, I thought it was going to be great.
You know, Evan says he's going to buy Nikki these tits and then he just gambles the money
away.
So then somebody has to do it for you.
But apparently you already have the money for it.
So you can't say you really wish I would have been a degenerate.
Would that been like a lease kind of deal or at least own kind of deal?
I feel like, so I like, well, are you buying them or am I like paying you for them?
No,
it's like a lease to own kind of deal with the lease.
Some look, no, Ken needs the payment.
I like, I'm paying for it and you're just like paying me monthly.
Well, like once the lease is over, then you own them.
He's not buying them anymore.
Listen, man, the bank doesn't get to drive the car.
They give you the loan on.
So don't get too excited.
Just a quick little motorboat every now and then.
Yes.
Motorboats.
Oh, actually, that has to be not like, no lie.
That actually has to be cut.
No, like, no, just, just actually cut that.
Like just cut that fucking line.
I'm not joking.
Just fucking cut it.
We are done on that topic.
I don't.
We already went over this yesterday.
This is a brand deal.
So we'll cut it.
It's okay, bud.
All right.
I'm being fucking serious.
Can I hear that?
Goddamn.
I'm lying in this podcast.
Like, actually, people are going to be so confused.
Tom's over here.
Like, what the hell is going on?
Like, Evan, that whole fucking line has to be cut.
I'm keeping all this.
Like, I'm being dead ass serious.
Jill is here.
Chill out.
We're going to cut it.
I just know if I don't make a fucking scene about it, it's not going to get cut.
Everything's cut.
I don't know if you made yourself clear, Ken.
Honestly, I don't.
Will you keep.
Ken.
I apologize.
I wouldn't have made the joke if you, but you literally just said you were going to
motorboat my girlfriend.
Okay.
Next topic.
Okay.
I'll just go.
I just want to wrap that little piece up, though.
Put a bow on it.
I was actually low-key hoping you were going to flush the 10K as well, Evan, because I
thought it would have been absolutely ridiculous for just the storyline and everything to add
to whatever you call our lives if Ken bought your girlfriend's movie.
You still can't.
I think it would be good.
I don't think.
No, you already said you got the money for it, so you're good.
Now you're pissed, Ken.
Yeah.
Ken, what else are you upset about lately?
He's going to motorboat Evan's girlfriend.
He's cool with that.
Well, if I paid for it, I feel like I got a little bit of a right to.
I'd be down like one 10-second motorboat for 10 grand, a thousand bucks a second.
He said every once in a while.
Everyone's like, my logo's all over this place right now.
What else we got to talk about?
Yeah, something.
Something.
We can talk about.
We can talk about Mike's snowmobile trip to Rev.
I think I'm going to just, I'll hit the highlights so we don't have another big door situation.
Yeah, we don't need it.
We don't need one of those.
I know.
Big door.
Remember the Vegas situation?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they hyped it up like it was the craziest time ever.
We're like, oh, I can't wait to hear it.
It was.
We just clearly didn't do a good job telling it.
You know, I know Ben's story about his little snowmobile.
It's got a little, I'm just kidding.
No.
The snow in Revelstoke was insanely deep, and it was probably the deepest I've ever ridden,
so that was fun, right?
Everything you could ever ask for, right?
But the second day, I got tree-weld, and it was budging, terrifying.
Like, the snow will be, there'll be a hole around a tree.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you drop in.
So I was like, you know, making a rip-up, and I bounced off a log, and like, just in
that situation, should have not came in with as much crazy, just like, oh, yeah, let's
go.
And I should have just let.
You were in the woods, right?
Or in the elbow.
Yeah, up on the steep, you know, treed-up area, and I bounce off of this, and then my
sled hits the tree, and kind of just, like, I fall, and I just, like, go, foom.
How far down do you think?
I'm probably sitting in the snow like this with my arm stuck here, and then the sled
hits the tree and kind of bounces and, like, lands like this.
Oh, my gosh, that is terrifying.
Boys, I'm talking, I'm under the snow.
Goggles, helmet, fully covered.
Just think if the throttle got stuck or something.
And I'm under the snow like this, and immediately.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's so scary.
I don't even.
Turn it off.
The sled was off, had the tether, so that was good, but I can't see anything, and then
I'm panicking like crazy for 15 seconds, and I'm like, oh, yeah, don't panic, because
it's just going to use your oxygen 10 times faster, and I'm still like, okay, okay, and
then I'm like, I can't get to my radio, and then I'm just like, moving my head around,
and then I, like, clear my face, and I'm like, okay, I can breathe.
Then you feel a little better.
I'm not going to die, but then I'm like, how is anybody going to find me, and then after
that, buddy Jeff, Jeff Dennis, aka Sled Junkie, comes up, and luckily he, I don't know, you
know.
i think i saw someone up there i'm gonna go this way and he like drives right over me and like
pushes a little more snow down but luckily this is after i cleared so i cleared out and then like
the snow is like right there and i'm just like re-stuck again i'm like well at least he saw me
i think we were in such a little steep area that it took him like two more tries to get back to me
but i was chilling i'm just like stuck in the snow like this and then he eventually got you
dude i need help yeah it was terrifying and also so i'd say two things one i'm just gonna do my
best to not end up in a tree well ever again and two i can't even imagine being in avalanche
i was just freaking out for like 10 or 15 seconds and like i was okay i was fine so they found you
yeah and how long were you stuck in there i like a minute maybe a minute and a half minutes i'm
sure yeah i don't know it goes time goes fast i i thought
you were stuck in there for like a minute and a half minutes and a half minutes and a half minutes
i thought you were stuck in there for like a minute and a half minutes
i thought you were stuck in there for like a minute and a half minutes
i had it on gopro i did i finally like got my helmet off and then like started recording and
like i'm like freaking hyperventilating you even like pop the clip up i know i i do want to put the
clip in it's just it was like i was just and then yeah i look up in my snowmobiles right there and
i'm just like hanging in the tree and then it was one of those like all right the rest of the day
i'm just like i'm just happy to be you're just not dead yeah no kidding it is scary about snowmobiling
like snowmobiling goes from fun to scary so fast yeah you can go from fun to scary when you're in
i mean you gotta respect the power
okay that was fudging terrifying slides up there
i'm stuck in a tree well
i couldn't breathe for a little bit oh my gosh
someone came by and buried me with more snow
oh my gosh
oh that was terrifying i was only like a foot under but
that was that was terrifying
i came from that way and somehow my sled is pointed that way
that was scary
i was trying to get back up here
oh you're good you're
i knew you were
i was i came over and i was like oh my god
you uh when you came over it didn't like rebury me but it made it harder to get out
i'm sorry
you're good that was terrifying i was uh i was fully under the snow for 30 seconds but
i'm sorry
that was scary
i like fucking tried to come up right here and i had so much snow on my hood that it wouldn't
my sled wouldn't breathe i was like fuck i'm gonna turn around again
i wasn't sure if there was anyone there i never saw you
yeah you know what that story kind of reminds me of i don't know if ken's ever told on this
podcast but you remember when you were a kid ken you and your dad got lost somewhere
yeah we had to sleep outside like they were like it was just me and my dad we were in uh
we were in wyoming somewhere and the weather just flipped on a dime and we just got
just went white out conditions and we got lost got off the trail and then it was just like okay
we're just literally in the middle of the fucking forest we had to sleep out there we had to sleep
out like outdoor boys did you have like a kit little nothing nothing i was on like a what were
they skidoo freestyle yeah and my dad had like a machine those were lame even when you were 14
uh i was probably eight or ten keep in mind a freestyle is a trail snowmobile that's not even
full size so you so tell the story
so like we you know we eventually it's just like okay we found like uh you know we got lost because
it was in the middle you know it was a clearing opening and eventually we found like a tree line
and it's like okay we just gotta stay here until the visibility improves but you didn't actually
sleep it was that kind of scared there basically i mean we basically just kind of sat there my dad
built a fire and then wait so you did have some supplies no it was like you had enough to build
a build a fire but not like a sleeping bag or anything else bob is an eagle we didn't have the
we forgot the starlink in the truck
but you know it was no starlink it was enough to like you know you had a fucking handsaw and
okay so you had some supplies i didn't have the chainsaw either uh but but bob is an eagle scout
right your dad yeah yeah yeah so i mean thankfully it wasn't like being stuck out there with i'll say
me i'd be i'd have no you just be cold the whole time well i mean just be cold it's kind of more
so like okay we just got to stay here until the visibility improves but we didn't have the
visibility improves and then you know hopefully we were able to find our way to a trail or some
kind of civilization or you know somebody where we can figure out how to get back to the the hotel
weren't you guys only like a few miles in the lodge not like not even 10 miles i think
we weren't even i mean it was like my dad was calm so it kind of he kind of set the tone of
the situation where he kind of stayed pretty chill about it so it wasn't like he's not panicking
making everything worse but you guys were trying to ride off trail i mean i was
i was young enough to the point where he we weren't going to going for that my brother was
doing that what's what how did you get lost on the trail because we lost we lost visibility
we didn't you can't see anything like i'm basically just following him he eventually like loses the
trail because it was so blown over where it's just like you know in some of those spots in the
openings they have like markers every so often and eventually the markers just stopped and we
couldn't find our way back to one of those do the mounds are not to be messed with no especially
when the visibility basically just stopped and we couldn't find our way back to one of those
just drops to zero it's just like the ocean terrifying and we've gotten a lot better i mean
like what you just said like we used to go out and care more about our gopro than any any gear
you know besides we didn't bring a single piece of survival yeah so it's changed a lot and uh well
we just started going with people that did like we used to go with ourselves because that's we
didn't know anyone else and then as soon as we like met people like jay and blaine and sane and
all the other guys that live out in the mountains they know the severity of it and so we we more just
just go where they tell us is safe because they know avalanche conditions where before we didn't
really know we didn't know avalanche conditions like it's crazy probably all the gnarly situations
that we were in that could have been triggered they always have like supplies of when things do
happen right like that where you have to spend the night and those guys we were riding with
it wasn't even a suggestion it was a requirement to have that yeah stuff
and i think like a lot of people from the midwest probably don't even have like abbey bags or
beacons or beacons you can rent them now which is good does u motors rent abbey bags they said they
they'll sell them they do avalanche classes here i think if you're gonna go to the mountains even
once you should take an avalanche class yeah like even just recreationally like for just just a boys
weekend just take the dang abbey i agree like 200 bucks to probably yeah a couple hours you come
here and you hang out with a bunch of people and talk snowmobiles especially if you don't know what
you're doing exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly
exactly going out there with any people who don't know yeah it's so nice it's seriously it's like
a lot of these canyons and terrain traps or death traps essentially like if if it's a wind-loaded
face and somebody's up trying to hit a high mark line and it triggers it and the rest of the crew
is sitting down there watching everybody um it could kill four people potentially if it was big
enough avalanche and nobody's wearing beacons or or probes or abbey bags like did you guys see that
avalanche that was just like a big avalanche that was just like a big avalanche that was just like
that long track jack posted was that the one in uh jackson hole or whatever the one that was like
12 feet deep yeah but it it was like a huge face that released and then there was like a couple
guys down below most of them got out of the way but then one of them wasn't out of the way and it
swept them away yeah that was in luckily he was at the surface so they could they could find them
but yeah the biggest takeaway for sled away for the multiple group thing is like he the when i
was at the class here he was saying and don't quote me because it it could be a little different
but like your chances of survival if one person is buried are actually pretty good especially if
the people around you know how to but your chances of surviving if two p if you're one of two people
buried go down significantly interesting i don't know it's not like you can really choose but you
can you can kind of choose that but uh other than that the other highlight of my trip was
spenny was uh he was in revel soak with dalton and then when i went back he
came back he's like i'm gonna sled and i'm like i'm not gonna tell him like dude i don't think
you should sled like if you're ready with his his wrist cut if you're ready like come do it
and we were all skeptical he was even skeptical when we got to the parking lot he was like dude
i'm scared he's like i don't actually like i don't know how this is gonna go and i just don't want to
hold anybody out luckily there you just go up to the cabin and the snow was insanely deep like
100 yards off the trail and he killed it did he nice dude it was like the last time i had
facetimed him he was moving his hands
slow and then when he showed up, he's just flicking it all over.
You know, he's still got a journey, but.
Yeah, it was crazy.
He's pulling pull tabs with it.
Yeah, he's pulling pull tabs.
That's part of his physio, which they call it physio in Canada.
I know we call it PT, but they're always like, oh, do more physio,
and he's always gaming and jacking off and whatever.
We play Fortnite together every night as physio.
That's probably good.
That's actually probably good because you have to, you know,
hand-mind connection or whatever you want to call it.
I'm so surprised every time I FaceTime him,
and the progress he's had in such a short span,
it's amazing what medicine can do.
Wander's always like, oh, dude, get off Fortnite, whatever, hang out with me.
I'm like, I'm doing physio with Spenny.
PT with Spenny.
I'm doing PT with Spenny.
How's things looking with Spenny's immigration?
We got a couple little things we got to expand on.
The government, they always want just a little more information,
but, you know, it's basically they just want to know a little bit more about,
like, you know, we're saying he's a pro rider.
How do you get to that level?
Like, what was his journey from starting?
Are they writing a documentary on him or what?
They do.
That's basically what the lawyer described.
Like, we have to describe, okay, this is how he started.
This is the requirements for, you know, from where he started to where he is today
and, like, race results, number of entrants,
the requirements you have to have to get into these races.
Are we sure this lawyer isn't lawyering?
Well, all lawyers lawyer.
You got to be careful about that.
I'm sorry, but all lawyers lawyer.
It's always one more thing with lawyers.
Well, it's like the government sends back this giant list of, okay,
do this, this, and this, and it's like, some of them are like,
oh, he needs a scholarly article.
And it's like, okay, the type of visa we're trying to apply for,
scholarly articles are not even a requirement for that.
I mean, he has, like, red bullshit.
Like, that's probably the most professional article you can get in motorsports.
Yeah, and it's like, we're just trying to, I think we got one document we got to send off.
He's in Forbes.
Is he?
Yeah.
Yeah, for jumping over that F1 car.
He's in Forbes.
Oh, I think that might have been one of the articles.
Yeah, it's like, what more do you want from the guy?
Written close, but, you know, we got 15 more business days and then see what they say.
So.
Would you be willing to marry Ken, or Spenny, to get him in?
Would you do that, Ken?
What are the requirements for that?
What do you got to?
Well, you'd just go to the little white chapel in Las Vegas.
We'd make it quick.
You would have to kiss.
You guys would be illegally binded.
One time.
We would.
I would consider it.
You wouldn't have to, but we'd want you to.
There it is.
I would consider it.
I mean, I don't know.
He could move in with you, be a roommate.
That's true.
That's also not a requirement, though.
Pays rent, maybe.
You can charge your roommate's rent.
He's a good.
He's a good.
Homemaker, though.
He is a good cook.
I was going to say that.
Are you really going to charge your husband rent?
Yeah, exactly.
He just pays in his duties.
Well, you pay part of the mortgage.
You know, you got to split things, so.
You join bank accounts.
Join bank accounts.
So, Ken, how's your ice house going?
It's great.
Is it out on the lake now?
It's out on the lake.
I do have to move it.
I got to say, freaking congrats, man.
Oh, thanks, bro.
Of course, I've always wanted an ice house, and of course, I've always wanted one that
big.
I got the privilege of going in that once, and I'm like, this is insane.
I didn't even know shit like that existed, and now you own one, so I'm just really excited
He was looking to get rid of it.
I was looking to buy one, so it was a perfect moment.
I was in the room.
It's an ice home.
Why do you need to move it?
So, I need to move it because it is really, it's like almost two miles out from the access,
and there's a snowstorm coming in in two days, so I do need to.
That'd be hard to get to your home.
I do need to move it a little closer to shore, so it's not quite, it's like really far away
from all the other ice houses out there.
You don't have a snow deal?
Why?
Because it weighs so much.
Oh, you're on thick ice.
Yeah, because it's thick ice, and then also like the, one of the guys is like, oh, we,
you know, bring it out here.
We got a cluster of two other ones out there.
Yeah, why'd you go that way?
Because the guide on the lake said, oh, you should go to this spot, because it's got really
good fish, and there was really good fish the whole night.
Weren't you just living there?
I have lived there for three of the last four nights.
Do you have a fishing license?
It's gone in waves.
I do, actually.
I bought a fishing license and the ice house license.
Because, Ken, at first, you're like, I literally am not going to drill holes, and then we're
all like, you got to drill holes, and then Gavin came, and then you guys are catching
fish, and now you're kind of a fisherman.
When did the fish fry?
Uh, we didn't keep any of them.
Start.
Well, because there's a, there's a slot, so you can only keep fish from like.
When you're catching crappies, you can keep crappies.
Well, there's other fish, too, but it's like, you can only.
So what's the slot about?
I don't fucking know.
You can only keep fish from like one size to another.
Slots, holes, rods.
And none of the fish we caught, like, fell into that range, so I was like, okay, now
we got to throw them all back.
Okay, yeah.
Safe, safe, better safe than sorry.
You're liking sleeping out there.
You're liking sleeping out there over your parents' house.
Well, ran out of propane one night, generator shot off another night.
But it's my own space, so I can't put a price on that.
What happens when those two things stop working?
Is it freezing in there?
Yeah, it was freezing in there.
No lights?
No, the lights still work, but it's like, the propane doesn't work, so I had to go out
and switch tanks.
The first question I asked you was regarding the septic, and you said you're not using
it because you don't have to deal with dumping it, so how's that looking?
Yeah, what are you doing now?
Uh, well.
Ice hole, huh?
No, you should just take it.
Take it.
Take a shit before you go out there, and you can just piss on the lake, and then.
I didn't know you had planning like that.
Your bowels are not.
You've got to plan this.
It's not just like, oh, we're going out there.
Ice is a luxury living, Ben.
I didn't think you could always have, like, able to plan it.
When nature calls, yeah.
Well, you've just got to keep the diet consistent, so there's nothing unexpected.
All right.
Is it possible that we could get the invite to come out here?
I've seen.
Well, yeah, there was all weekend, nobody came out there last weekend.
I wouldn't say nobody came out there, because I was seeing tons of people out there on everyone
else's stories.
Well, you're right.
I didn't hear anything about it.
You guys could have came out there, but.
I mean, I'm not going to just invite myself to your ice house.
That's what other people do.
They just show up.
I thought we were close.
I brought my fishing poles.
Well, perfect.
You can come out there this weekend.
I just got to move it quick, and then.
Well, is it going to be on fish?
It might be on a different lake.
Oh.
I might move it over to Pelican.
That would be nice.
Wait.
Where is it now?
Put it on the.
What's the name of that?
In the middle of the lake.
It's so fucking far away.
It's so far out there.
It's not a commute to work, dude.
That's like 35 minutes to get out to that thing.
Well, it's basically right in front of Gavin's house.
Oh, I see.
The guide wanted it up there.
Gavin's like, you should put it right there, so it's like a 30-second walk.
That makes sense why you didn't want it out there.
I know.
I thought about driving down there and just walking in and hanging out for a bit, and
then I Googled or found your pin and then did the thing to it, and it was like 38 minutes
from where I was.
I was like, bro, I'm not driving 38 minutes to have a beer.
Were you nervous when you were dragging it out there, being you got the head?
You have the heaviest ice house, and then you also have the heaviest vehicle with your
Tesla Cybertruck, and they're connected together.
I did research.
A Cybertruck is 6,600 pounds.
A GMC Duramax 3500 is like 78 or 8,000 pounds.
Wow.
I thought it weighed way more than that.
So it is lighter.
Okay.
So you're rolling like 20,000 pounds out on the ice.
Either way, yeah.
Yeah.
Ice road truckers.
Jeez.
It's a really big footprint.
It's a long footprint.
They do say that helps.
But I was very surprised by that, too.
It's like you take a Tesla.
It's super heavy.
It's super heavy.
It's super heavy.
And then just to put this into perspective, you guys, Ken's ice house has not one, not
two, but three slide outs.
It makes it feel massive in there.
It's great.
He's got a fireplace.
It's TV.
He put the Starlink out there.
It's fucking nice.
He's got a full kitchen.
Yeah.
He's got an oven, microwave.
Isn't there not a bed?
It's only a couch?
It's three pull-out couches.
A little short.
Just got to sleep at an angle.
Still better than sleeping at his parents.
You know, it's my own place.
I mean, definitely more of an adventure.
You're not looking for the Christmas stockings there.
I saw this picture of the guy who, like, rescues cars that go through the lake.
Christmas stocking.
And a smart car went through the lake.
What?
And I was like, damn, dude.
An inch thick?
This guy had to think he was so smart driving a little smart car.
Put her through.
Pretty dense little nug, though.
That was, like, local, too.
That was only probably 10 minutes from our shop.
Yeah.
It'd be kind of fun if someone, like, I guess not us and no one gets hurt, but if someone
put their truck in the car and they're like, oh, my God.
They walk through the lake and, like, they called us to come help us, help them recover.
What would we have to offer?
We would figure something out, but it'd be fun.
You get a winch.
You didn't even think Mike could pull a truck out of the ditch in, like, four inches of
snow and we're going to go do a vehicle recovery from a frozen lake 30 feet down?
Dude, I. CJ shows up with his little goggles and flip-flops.
Well, we have a scuba dive crew come in.
Ken, just snorkel down there and hook her up.
I met a guy in Canada who did recoveries like that.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
So, you've seen some pretty crazy ones.
And then I'm like, how deep?
You know, he's like, oh, like, you know, average of, like, the lakes there are deep.
So, like, he's talking about this one that was 60 feet down.
And I'm like, it just seems crazy deep.
And, like, they pull it up, right?
And then they find, like, something, like, a tire iron lodged in the steering wheel
and then, like, a pole lodged on the gas.
Oh, so they clearly did fraud.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, that's wild.
They were, like, trying to get. That's wild.
Did they tell. Did they spoil it?
Or was it stolen?
I don't know.
They didn't think it would be recovered or what?
They didn't think it would be recovered?
Or, like, a scuba diver would, like, go down there in the summer?
Yeah, I'm not sure how that panned out.
Yeah.
But. It might have been a stolen vehicle.
It could have been.
I don't know.
I was talking to a guy. What a waste of a perfectly good stolen vehicle.
It was a Chevy, too.
I was talking to a guy, and he was saying he charges, like, $5,000 a foot for, like,
how deep it is.
Like, however deep the vehicle is, it's $5,000 a foot.
Don't believe it, then.
No, I don't. I don't actually. Did you do that before you drug your ice house out there, or what?
Well, I made sure I put insurance on it before I took it out there.
Maybe, all right, Ken.
That might be a crazy stat.
I think it's extremely expensive, but if you're 20 feet down, it's not $100,000.
It's not $100,000 to recover a vehicle.
Yeah.
I know it is.
It ain't cheap.
No, it's a lot.
I wouldn't want to mess with it.
But you can't leave it.
DNR will get real upset.
You know what I mean?
We've never done. Per day?
Per day.
Yep.
Down in Florida, if you just, like, if your boat sinks, you can just leave it, and it
costs a bunch of money to recover it, and then you just say, you have it now.
Well, we were actually. And then they never. They'll just sit there forever.
So, as long as you abandon the boat, you don't have to pay?
Yeah.
Huh.
It's something I didn't know they could do.
could happen in alaska they got so much snow this is in juno so it's like so far north they got so
much snow that the big barges and boats were sinking what they were sinking they got so much
snow on the boat that they just sank yeah heavy heavy snow what that crazy is that word jeff
dennis's oh that that's insane it was like a whole marina and all the boats were completely
messed up so we're not talking like freightliner titanic ships more like no like
and they all sunk in the marina like the whole marina is sunk yeah yeah a lot of which is awful
because up there that's like how they get around and also just like it's one thing to do recovery
in florida when like it's not freezing yeah i gotta worry about as an alligator yeah when you're
doing recovery in pretty much the north pole like i can't think of a much worse job yeah ken i think
this guy might have been trying to retire off of you what are you finding i'm seeing like complex
recoveries
estimate between 6500 to 12 000 high-end very complicated cases eight to twenty thousand and
i'm sure it varies trust me ken's cyber truck and ken's freaking 40 foot fish house out is going to
be a very complicated case i don't know that's just that's just what this dude was telling me
he was like they charged by the foot however deep it is we might need to get someone in there
working on the spenny case with the lawyers being ken's believing that shit like just to
make sure we're not getting getting taken yeah we looked into it because originally we were going
to take our timu razor to the bahamas we were curious if it was going to make it and if it
didn't make it what does that look like what did we decide yeah what did we find out but we didn't
make it out of the marina we made it to the i mean we tried in the video we made it to the mouth of
the marina and we're like yeah screw this and we turned around but i mean i think i think if you
lost it in international waters it was kind of cool you could probably leave it then i think i think you
just kind of you just got to get 10 miles out florida would be the best place to sink something
because they literally have those little tow boats yeah and i remember when uh when i did that
snowmobile skip across the ocean the seato guy was there and we told him what we were going to do and
he was just chilling like oh yeah i'll help you like it sounded like if i sank it we probably
would have had it out of there in an hour and just already been done like you know like it would
have been quick it would have cost but you didn't but but uh i don't know i think it would have been
the best place to actually
sink something what is a tugboat and why are they so powerful tugboat to me is like it's like i know
but why can it like pull a ship a tugboat is like a little diesel just a towing tractor they've got
big props and big motors that thing's gotta have some torque it is kind of fun if you're kind of a
little tugboat sorry to pull a little in front of your tugboat medium-sized tugboat saw a crazy
video yesterday a 22 minute video
of a guy talking shit just going after our boy shred 80 who was apparently his friend apparently
doesn't really seem like a it was hilarious i thought it was funny like hilarious in a ridiculous
way and i stand with gavin but like it was pretty funny i couldn't take him seriously but he did
have some valid points he made a lot of valid points oh my gosh it went in on him though like
we asked gavin we're like oh my gosh he's like oh my gosh he's like oh my gosh he's like oh my gosh
we're like what's up with this do you did you know about this and he's like yeah i knew he's
gonna make a video clowning me but i thought it was gonna be like a tiktok and it was a full
feature with like receipts 22 minute long youtube documentary i mean like five a solid five minutes
was just our video cut out yeah which are good by the way cboys tv i think it was a guy just like
trying to get clicks obviously and he thought that going after
gavin and saying that he wasn't like a true three-wheeler guy while he's got like his
three-wheeler collection in the background but like bro nobody's doing more for the three-wheeler
community than shred 80 i hate to break it to this guy and the rest of the three-wheeler world but
like nobody was doing anything with three-wheelers before gab and also i i don't know how much more
there is to do like he's the biggest that's actually where it's tough because coming when he comes around
we try to give him good youtube advice and ben first and foremost is like dude you know of course
love the three-wheeler gig but diversify like you're such a good entertainer do anything do
all kinds of stuff and then he loves them yes and then he keeps he triples down on three-wheelers
and he said he's a he's a phone yeah this guy's he's like he's going to vegas and he'll just do
whatever the cboys want you know like he just said he's going to vegas with the cboys that's
not something a three-wheeler right right just basically then he's not filming three-wheeler
videos like makes him not an enthusiast like oh he he didn't go to trike fest because he went to
sturgis and it's like that was funny too i think a lot of it was satire like i get that he was it
was like a joke i just don't think it was like executed that well i know like what he was trying
to do but these three-wheeler guys get real butt hurt in the community but the four-wheeler guys
these quad guys they get even more butt hurt really bro some quad guy on tiktok i have no idea
who he is or what his name is but uh essentially he was riding a stark swap four-wheeler that some
company made and then all the comments so at the beginning of the video he was like i'm the first
person to actually send it on a electric four-wheeler and then all the comments are like
no you're not cboys did this like a
year ago and there's hundreds of comments and people saying that and then he comes on
another tiktok and he's like all these cboys fans how much are they paying them coming after me when
like i didn't say i was the first person to ride it i was the first person to send it like just a
classic quad guy being butt hurt like i was like what is this dude doing i mean i went like
80 feet on it that's yeah i'm pretty sure he hasn't jumped very commendable one
no i uh i did comment on that and i was just like bro like it's the same thing when we did the jet
ski jump and everyone's like austin cruiser did it first i'm like we're not asking our fans to say
that obviously and i'm like we're just trying to have fun and i was like i wish these things were
production units like why is it so cutthroat like what's the big deal sorry that our fans said that
dude who gives a shit if someone did it first already like oh since someone did someone built
an electric four-wheeler now no one else can do it and i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry about that
electric four-wheeler now no one else can do that like i don't know people on the internet just
think like if someone already did something no one else can do it like just think if you looked at
that when the first motorcycle was made oh they've already made one of those we can't ever make any
more you know like it's just a dumb way of thinking yeah we actually like never care when
somebody like yeah i was i'd be pumped that that guy made a start uh they're great they're really
bound to happen they should sell yeah they should sell literally told stark we were quick to it but
it's like
it's not i mean i'm sure there's gonna be thousands like tons of them yeah it'll probably
be a production thing at some point so like the biggest thing i wouldn't go that far though i mean
a four-wheeler production no but i mean who knows maybe stark will make them but uh i mean the whole
thing with quads i mean yamaha is the only company that makes a quad now so like most of the guys
that are quad guys are all running hybrid custom builds so like after somebody makes say that
company that made that stark swapped and then all of our
subs are just in the comments like c boys did it first c boys did it first they then get so mad
reading the comments and then they just flip on us and like well fuck the c boys like they didn't
even send it or like theirs was a piece of shit like i was reading the comments like
like it was stock it was stock it's not even comparable it's like bro what we we don't care
we didn't get like pro motos cross suspension on it shoot but it's like we're not even involved
and they're they probably aren't
salty at us until they see like the comments and then they just flip on us like we're
somehow the problem of it so like that's that's what happens like i guess i just i've seen that
multiple times we do not care if somebody does the same thing that we did ever it's the internet
you know you know how like hard it is to be original these days and it's definitely all how
you package it yeah yeah i think you can build off other people's ideas if he can make his better
that's even that's awesome good for him yeah but uh in other news so this is a special thing this
is very rare does this happen in cormorant but a large piece of land popped up for sale oh yeah
uh two days ago and immediately uh luckily we have a pretty good reputation and a realtor called us
right away and was like hey do you want to come look at this so we went out uh evan you weren't
there micah you weren't there but we went and checked it out and we were we were stoked dude
it's uh it's just an instantly we weren't very sold yeah at first we weren't at first we weren't
very skeptical about that place like when it first popped up on zillow i was like kind of
ah do we really need the what nine fucking pictures it was just like it just looks like a little bit
of trees but i'm glad i was able to get you there ken i'm glad i went there and then i hear you guys
got there and there was some extreme elevation yeah so anyways or minnesota you guys are gonna
love it we're gonna film a video i don't want you to see it until i'm not going over there but like
evan especially you're gonna love it dude there's so many trails there's like a bunch of deer stands
like you know only ben really hunts right now but i'm planning on getting into hunting when's the
last time you went hunting this year did you shoot one no i've killed more deer than the both of you
hunt i'm the only hunter ev but meat night's gonna go pretty hard yeah so anyways but it's just it's
got a bunch of a bunch of coolness to it elevation there's like debatably one of the bigger hills in
the area it's got two ponds two ponds one of them is connected to a small lake um i don't know it's
just cool like i uh stoked we're we're excited to get it and uh i think we're gonna be able to do a
lot of cool stuff like we got obviously a drift track we have like moto track we have enduro
cross track like we could do some kind of woods track or you know i don't know the opera the new
zone opportunities are endless so new zone unlocked and the thing that's sick is that that
what is it called arrow lake yeah uh yes pretty large size lake you can drop our jet skis and we
can like it's just like our actual unlocked body of water it's perfect for you know building ice
tracks or whatever we want to do because there's not a lot of people on it and i think we have less
of a chance of getting you know dnr'd like that time
in your yellow subie yeah so yeah i mean it's gonna be sick and also it sounds silly to say
but we do we what we have been missing in our videos is a little bit of elevation like we have
a small hill at the farm so it's gonna be cool to just like i don't know just just different
change of scenery and it's more land than we have at either of our current properties yeah it's just
another investment into the channel you know so we can keep making better videos so i'm excited for
you guys to see it though like i was like yeah this would be cool you know and then when i got
there i was like this is sick so
that's what i was alluding to like at first it was kind of like okay yeah it's some good land
we were walking it but then when we got back there on sleds got to see all the trails it also came
with a building with a bunch of junk in it which you're gonna love i'm gonna love it came with a
building with junk it's a good that's amazing i was gonna say even if it was empty chest even if
it was empty i don't know why i just i just love sheds showers it'll be kind of fun to go through
and it's it's a building full of stuff that can go straight in the dumpster it can i think it
will save a little bit actually yeah we could do another little auction garage sale yeah we'll do
a garage sale it's gonna be good to add to the collection of stuff next time that we do an
auction i'm excited i think you guys will see it this thursday i got pulled over today yeah i saw
that mike do you remember which time how how many this is 79 that's insane 79 ken can you do the
thing where you check because when we were in florida one of our friends jenna pulled up my
record and i had it was like 17 or 19 speeding tickets
but it's not going to show the non-tickets oh oh yeah unless they're written it only shows when
you have a like an actual like you got a ticket you paid it case closed did you get a ticket
he actually came back he was such a g i feel like saying this out loud to the public is like not
going to be beneficial to me but he was like i see you have a lot of speeding tickets and i don't
know how many more i would be until you lose your license so i'm going to cut you a break
wow we're no like i'm late for work
something like that that's all i said yeah i said i got a meeting late i'm just like just i'm moving
sorry why don't you just slow down okay that's the last thing i can don't be ridiculous what the
fuck come on that's what i said to myself as i was driving away i'm like it's funny that i'll do
anything besides slow down like that's not gonna be good for your next five minutes early or just
be late no the first thing i yeah mike well he's already late the first thing i said you already
showed up to that meeting 20 minutes late the first thing i said while i was
supposed to only be 10 the first thing i said as i got into my back into the onto the road was
i gotta get my radar in this thing
that's actually pretty cool of him because he could have seen you have a lot of tickets and
been like all right bud you have a problem you're gonna learn today it would suck so bad if you lost
your license mike like getting back and forth from work i don't know how you would do it i just
would stay at work oh i'll tell you how he would do it so mike there's this property that's got a
little build site for you could chunk off a little bit oh yeah that was possibly part of yeah i mean
you don't even have to sell me on that i was like i mean it seems like a sick place to have and there
is already living quarters out there on on do does it is it on that lake yes you could part
you could build a house on that yes straight up i would consider it that you should yeah it's
actually a sick spot it's a really beautiful view yeah i got okay ken's gonna put his fish
on that lake i mean yeah i guess he's already sold
i think you should though mike yeah it'd be sick it'd be sick to build a shouse for sure yeah more
more more room for your stuff yeah well it's dude it's pretty crazy for a guy that owns
six vehicles in a water truck and i have a one stall garage like that doesn't the math ain't
working definitely doesn't make sense yeah especially if you're planning on buying some
more stuff when we wrap up out of here well i should be the way you're looking around i should
be able to at least fit the what is it a badger 80 i think you got it yeah look kid if he's got
this thing up buy it let him get the pit bike the kid's dream is a 110 can we work a deal on it you
think well it's a consignment on that little badger over there you're gonna kick this kid
well no he's gonna buy it he's still not gonna have enough i think you should give him a couple
hundred over retail just to be nice i mean he's gonna need some money for mods roll it in here
yeah true just buy it mike i know i was thinking that you can use it for our mini pit quad video
i was thinking that earlier like you know you're you're hoping after tax season you got every all
nikki those tits but you got a budget for like new bras but i suppose you know i hope she doesn't
run one oh jeez all right so mike bring it up dude whoa it's queen really like that 97 it's
almost as old as you like four-wheeler actually is this older than you no 97 uh yep it's not older
wow i'm a 96 i didn't know it was uh i thought badger was just like a random brand but it's like
lean it is yeah i think i think it's a done deal are you buying it i'll like we'll take it you'll
buy it yeah you should buy it for your niece and nephews ben that sounds like a great idea
i'll buy it okay no is this about oh it doesn't a thumbs rattle who's buying this thing mike bids
it up ben what's your offer on this the sale price is 18.99 are you gonna offer 1950 i think
you got it micah you look good on that thing can you wheelie of course you can wheelie it hey joe
can we can we try and drive this thing right now
we're pretty much there oh dude you can wheelie with nothing
is it gonna do how those handle yeah i guess i'll do it okay you even left the key on like a real
quad guy bring your truck with or would you drive uh i can't my truck you can throw it in my truck
i can't take it tonight why not throw it in my truck all right it would fit in the deal done
all right i'll buy it that's nice you might your pressure works so well you guys this you'll
actually love this thing man yeah i mean we haven't started but i don't
i'd imagine it runs because we're buying it from here so yeah i think this is a great purchase
mike i've seen you buy a lot worse this thing is sick for more than this this is gonna be an
appreciating asset just think about that it's already a class and ken's gonna appreciate it
mike if you if you don't buy this we will buy this well i think it's tell him that why would
you tell him yeah well either way we need a bunch of pick quads i agree but this is too nice okay so
but hey being seriously genuinely honest like if i buy it clearly the company wants to use it like
how does it make any sense for me to like to take that deal but you're gonna ride it around in your
free time yeah but here's the thing i have a mint three wheeler that i like riding more than this
yeah but you also have a mint drift car and a mint whatever else just all these other things
you like driving too so i mean why not add a mint drift car like mixed emotions well it's a good
investment it is a good investment looking for it
but you i'm sorry you guys you just said the company will buy it that was dumb ben yeah that
was supposed to be a cheap podcast dude the podcast is low overhead yeah i'd let ben buy it if i was
you because you know he's just gonna get on the drive over if you do that i'll actually be upset
i think this thing has been far too loved it's like when i got anywhere near ben what's like i
got my two like nice snowmobiles they're like 20 years old and they're mint it's like i'm not
bringing them to the shop they're gonna be nowhere near ben i'll borrow for the
weekend that'd be a really good video i'm keeping them four hours away we we break something of
evans no payback something you really don't break his shit for once that's not how it works
yeah we it works out when i break your guys's stuff if you break my stuff i i then i'm just
for the love of the game i think you've broken plenty of our stuff for the love of the game
yeah dude late night whatever you do around there i don't think i've broken much that wasn't
beneficial who broke the cabinets with the with the drift mark was that dalton or was that you
oh yeah who drifted something into my cabinet on the end the lockers it would have been a while
ago yeah yeah i remember yeah i that was not me not dalton someone we were hanging out with
got a little whiskey throttle on an e-bike and did a little so who was so you by proxy
but you by proxy did you invite them debatably so then that that comes back it was like a group
well yeah like when you go to sorbos and then it's closing down you invite everyone over no it's not
like broken it's just a little thing there's a rubber mark no there's a piece of wood that got
chipped off of it that's on the that's on the bottom bottom drawer it's not like busted it just
was damaged i i will say this we had a content planning meeting yesterday of just mapping out
pretty much like damn near the whole year we have so many ideas so many ideas and uh a lot of them
require uh buying vehicles and we're just like oh my god we're just like oh my god we're just like
a lot of them and a lot of work behind the scenes to even make the set it up so uh it's gonna it's
be a good year we gotta definitely sell more t-shirts got a lot of work for what we have
planned every idea was big it was a good one but they were all expensive there's not a single cheap
idea on the board but we're willing to invest in the content for less return than makes sense for
a normal investment yep but we're willing to do it but then you have other bits like the quad
concert's gonna generate what millions you haven't seen my new rate well that's the rate you're uh
you're that i get actually somebody's making millions somebody's making money here did he
get his advance like how's this working it's well yeah he gets his advance to produce the studio
album and then and then he has to go on tour i was more talking about his other stuff and then
that just it did not go well for me can have you been diddying ryan
oh
well and then yeah he signed the contract so it's basically a done deal he's gonna have me
murdered and then make me pay for my funeral that is something that that's what he would do
you know he'd be like i'll pay for everything i'll pay for everything but right before he died he
just took all of your assets well it's cbdcj he's gotta gotta get his money from somewhere
now i'm the agent ken what are you well you're the producer i'm the producer yeah
you're scooter braun producer writer you just steal all the album revenue
i steal all the concert revenue he's got an expensive lifestyle we're doing it yeah
that works for me and i get the memories we are talking about doing some kind of event and ryan
be the headlining performer so you're definitely gonna have to learn how to do more than just one
song ryan unless you want to do it like on repeat 15 times but really don't want to i wish i shouldn't
have done it so well because i don't know you crushed it the first time credit to the editors
on that one oh more than that but i mean i'm just saying i just made you guys have such a good time
that now i have to do it again i did have a great i would have had a good time whether you did really
good or bad right you you would have made uh lemonade either way all of those lemons i want
to get ryan a feature though like i was trying to figure out like how much does it cost to have
like goo goo dolls feature on a song you love the goo goo dolls i do i'm trying i was thinking like
name one goo goo doll i guess uh iris the greatest song of all time i was thinking we're like drake
or kanye i was and i was thinking like our whole yearly budget right yeah i was thinking like back
to our roots like bad baby or something well but she's not really your genre publicly said he he
charges like a milli for a bad baby oh bad bad baby yeah why do you hate bad baby i came around
i think she's kind of a bad bitch now oh my god okay i kind of came around i came full circle to
that okay but why didn't you i just thought her voice was extremely annoying
i think she's funny there we go all right well and okay you know what it was she's a mommy that's
that's when ken started liking her i didn't know she was a mommy oh yeah right makes sense who else
would be a good feature um like someone that is i guess chad kroger big reno probably like gavin
adcock limp biscuit limp probably yeah yeah limp biscuit would be really good limp biscuit oh you
mean fred yeah fred durst yeah i'm not i'm not sure like if you could have uh
featured with our boy rick duff i'm not sure if that's not enough i could go through a country
face yeah we tried that ryan it wasn't your sound as any good artist does they dabble in country
to the country yeah eventually that is actually like it's a real thing no but these are real
thoughts going through my brain of like who's a feature that is not popping enough that we could
afford to get the feature on a quad song i don't know leave a comment down below someone comes to
mind but like i'm talking like f list like f list artist who was a list in like the 2000s that was
oh who was the who was the guy who did we go to the uh the civic center with sean kingston kingston
yep i heard but he's in jail for some cash for a while he might actually be able to do it for a
decent rate at that rate he might be able to do a feature from prison from prison there you go
that'd be pretty lit fetty wop just got out of jail yeah still not so you can work on that sugar
gay sugar ray went to jail sugar gay that's such a good video i was just waiting for someone to say
that that would suck so much he's forever known yeah you're just forever known as sugar gay well
it's because he freaked out after it like like if someone's making fun of you and then you just
blow up you're gonna get made fun of more yeah like i can almost guarantee that evan is going
to keep bringing up
you
can we change the topic here ben i need to i need to are you are you lashing out because you haven't
had your little nicotine things you've been trying to get everyone to take all day point i better i
better refill get ken one he looks like he needs one right now you need one all right what do you
got here ben yeah so all the c boys have been addicted to nicotine no no i'm off 15 years and
i'm off the nicotine now and now
you think she's gonna be cool and start yeah ken what the heck come on there's no better time to
start than i'm finally clean and here you are just trying to push the nicotine now well at least it's
a cooler form of consuming it i'll give him that like we got to get ev off these fucking vapes now
yeah the robot dick is a little everyone you know ev the hardest part was the first three days and
then it was all it was all fine and dandy after that i think you can i think you can do it in
2026 that's my goal is to get ev off the vapes this year wow that's a great goal ken that's a
you should focus on something more you spent this whole podcast just puffing on that thing
think about all the all the air you could have done just the clean clean air you could have
breathed in but here you are just sucking on this little thing see ken this is how we acted towards
you for the last 10 years yeah and look at him now his whole life's changed all it took was a
little health insurance scare where it's oh you're gonna pay an astronomical amount of money and here
we are the fact that it wasn't a billboard with your phone number on it is pretty crazy
it was 200 a year in the health insurance scare it was like 1200 well hey you gotta save money
either way i don't know if i want to talk about us trying to get us hooked on nicotine i don't
know you're doing it for the health benefits you say cognitive what health benefits are there for
nicotine alzheimer's brain alzheimer's cognitive i don't think you have anything to worry about
that for at least 40 years depression i've been depressed we weren't working i was down i was
sick and i was sick and i was sick and i was sick and i was sick but you have been over consuming i
would say like you have gone more than like 30 minutes without taking a new one about a role
reverse like if it wasn't four months ago ben was sitting in ken's chair and ken was sitting in
ben's chair i just can't wait to fast forward six years from now when ben's trying to get off it
he's all angry we're putting we're putting ben we're putting ben's phone number on a billboard
if it gets to that point and you have to do that then yeah i don't know what you just started this
over christmas break like how did you go from that point to now you're sitting in a chair and you're
like how did you go from nothing to just like flip the switch i was gifted it by uh my brother
um you know i was a young impressionable kid and now i'm addicted
you just gotta use it in moderation and it's fine just you gotta you just gotta pump the
brakes a little bit yeah look at how well it worked for ken you know i appreciate you keeping
me in check ken i'm done i know you're not one day later you've gone through an entire tin in
one day well we didn't do shit today we didn't do shit today we didn't do shit today we didn't do
shit today and he loves sharon he's pretty amped up on it he's all dull plus i gave half of them
out to get everyone else on them do you need one no i think you should try and get evan on these
things though to get him off the vapes yeah it's definitely a way cooler form of consumption ev
you do gotta what are you and it's not hard on your lungs like you could do those all day and
you're not gonna breathe heavy they make me sweat you're already sweating you're sweating right now
i'm like soda's playing fortnite i think you would feel it'd be a rough three days and then i think
you would start to feel way better afterwards that was my experience i don't want you feeling me any
day i i think you can do this ev you just gotta put your fucking mind to it and you'll feel a
hell of a lot better wait are you trying to convince me of something you're just rattling
i'm trying to convince you to stop vaping oh yeah because i i was in that same boat and then i just
did it and you'll you'll be happy that you did it you're gonna look back and be like why the fuck
did i do that for so long a voice of the for the people right there because it's just pointless
it's just pointless at the end of the day maybe a little gay maybe next maybe you can okay that
actually scares me he says maybe next year at the very beginning of the year we're at the beginning
of the year you can do it now this can be your new year's resolution i'm gonna quit vaping i just
don't really wanna hey ken ken i hate to why didn't you quit a year earlier on this i hate to
have a kid but remember how mad you got when i thought that we were bringing you to rehab
do you remember how mad you were i know i do you see it you thought he's gonna have to stop
i see everything from this side of it now how crazy there's no cloud we get
we get ken on a billboard with his phone number up he doesn't notice the billboard because he's
so mad because the little strip mall that we
parked at to walk around the corner to go and look at this billboard had a rehab facility
in this you thought we were taking him to rehab i was like are you guys seriously going
going to rehab for nicotine this is the most ridiculous thing possible that was a we did
consider that that would have been even more ridiculous but the phone the phone call was
very annoying for a brief stint in time yeah the rehab we man that was that was almost funnier than
the billboard itself well yeah maybe 2027 though ev perhaps you know eventually you do have to
stop it though i mean do i actually have to well i mean maybe i mean i should maybe the government's
just gonna outlaw them one day something's gonna come up that'll make them stop because i never
break a single eagle now oh good stuff let's go smoke a cigarette that's way better just
we're good to go we can cut a lot of that we're good to go well good stuff thank you to you motors
for letting us have a podcast here if you're looking for anything power sports from atv
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dirt bikes to boats snowmobiles i mean we get all of our stuff through them and uh they've just
been great to us and they'll be great to you so shout out to you motors and uh we post a new
podcast every week so hit the subscribe button we got a bunch of good stuff coming this year
it's honestly a little overwhelming i'm a little overwhelmed after our big going through the whole
year we got a lot of stuff to accomplish but uh we're gonna get back to it and uh yeah it's gonna
be great so see you guys next time congrats on the new four-wheeler mike thanks guys
i'm pretty excited she's mint taking this thing home so a lot of things for sale but not this
you're buying that yeah okay perfect
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast features a mix of off-road adventures, including snowmobile trips to Revelstoke and visits to U Motors dealership, highlighting their off-road toy inventory and partnerships.
A memorable story involves Ben’s children accidentally crashing a snowmobile into a pine tree after a "whiskey throttle" incident, leading to a chaotic but safe outcome and a lesson on child safety.
Evan shares a tale of a massive online gambling win of $10,000, which he later realized was suspicious and possibly fraudulent, prompting a moral reflection on trust and risk.
The group discusses the dangers of snowmobiling, including a near-fatal snow cave-in incident where one host was buried under snow for nearly a minute, emphasizing the need for safety gear and awareness.
Spenny’s recovery from injury and his journey to becoming a pro rider are highlighted, including his physiotherapy and recent success in motorsports, as well as ongoing immigration paperwork.
Ken’s ice house adventure is celebrated, with details on its remote location, fishing, and survival gear, while also touching on the challenges of logistics and vehicle recovery in extreme conditions.
A humorous and serious debate arises over whether to marry Spenny or Ken to gain access to exclusive events, revealing the group’s lighthearted yet strategic approach to personal and professional challenges.
The podcast underscores the importance of safety, preparedness, and community in off-road activities, with real-life stories illustrating both risks and triumphs in nature-based recreation.
Summary:
The podcast blends adventurous off-road storytelling with personal anecdotes and humor. A central narrative follows Ben’s children’s ill-fated snowmobile ride, where a "whiskey throttle" incident leads to a pile-up in the trees, teaching a valuable lesson about child safety and the unpredictability of power sports. Evan recounts a high-stakes online gambling win of $10,000, which he later questions due to suspicious patterns, highlighting the risks of such activities.
The group also shares a terrifying snowmobile accident in Revelstoke, where a host is buried under snow for over a minute, emphasizing the dangers of deep snow and the importance of emergency preparedness. Spenny’s recovery and rise in motorsports success are celebrated, including his physiotherapy and professional recognition. Ken’s remote ice house adventure is detailed, showcasing its isolation, fishing, and the logistical challenges of maintaining it.
The team also discusses vehicle recovery in extreme conditions, referencing a case where a vehicle sank in deep water and recovery costs were based on depth, underscoring the financial and technical risks. Throughout, the hosts use real-life experiences to stress safety, preparedness, and the balance between fun and risk in outdoor recreation. The tone remains light-hearted, with jokes about marriage deals and fake titties, but the underlying message is one of respect for nature, personal growth, and responsible adventure.
FAQs
The podcast partners with U Motors, a dealership that sells off-road vehicles like dirt bikes, snowmobiles, and four-wheelers. The podcast often visits their location to showcase their gear and share stories about vehicle purchases and giveaways.
The podcast has bought well over 100 vehicles from U Motors, with one member noting the group is approaching triple digits of purchases, making them a major customer.
Ben gave two snowmobiles to his nieces and nephews, but a mishap occurred when one child accidentally drove it into a pine tree and another crashed into the deck, causing a lot of damage and leading to a humorous but chaotic experience.
Yes, the electric skidoo's front end was damaged when it hit a pine tree, and the other snowmobile damaged the deck by sliding into it, though both vehicles remained functional and were still enjoyed by the kids.
Evan won $10,000 on an online gambling site by betting on a single number, though the win was suspicious and the site glitched after the win. He stopped playing, and the story became a viral moment with the group joking about buying fake titties for Nikki.
Experts emphasize avalanche awareness, carrying survival gear like beacons and probes, and taking avalanche safety classes. They also stress the importance of not riding in deep snow or unfamiliar terrain without proper training.
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