Messi is Trans, Haaland will be the GOAT, & Trump Declares War on World Cup

Can either of you explain why everybody's saying Argentina's cheating or why FIFA's cheating for Argentina? That's a shit I don't understand, because I watched the game and I didn't see the cheating. So basically if Messi's playing in the game, more people are going to watch FIFA makes more money. So the theory from the people that don't like Messi is they're like, oh, they rigged the last World Cup for him. They had a controversial win versus the Netherlands and they got some calls going their way and Messi makes it all the way to the final and this big amazing final penalty kicks, awesome. They're running it back. Messi, it seems like Argentina has a very easy bracket through the round of 32. >> Like who chooses the bracket? Like FIFA, is it like some- >> It's a random draw. >> Random draw. >> It's a random draw for the group and then in the brackets, it's all pre-scheduled. So like the winner of this group will play the third place. >> But it's not like the lotto shit where it's like the ball. >> It's a lotto and they take it out. >> It's a lotto for the groups. >> They do like a drawing based off country to get a bunch of different countries in all different groups. >> But based on skill level, there would never be a group that's like Portugal, Spain, Argentina. >> In the old row cup, there was always a group of death. And I was just like, oh, there's two really good teams, two kind of weaker teams. And then one group would just be packed. And it's like, damn, this is the group of death. One of these great teams is going to go home. >> And that's because they had less groups. >> Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. >> And since they expanded the tournament, it's a little bit more diluted. >> Okay, so let's just call it what it is. World Cup comes to America. It's the greatest world cup it's ever had. >> Yes or no? >> No, it's facts. >> We're going down, we're going down. >> And I want you guys to know that it's probably the most watched world. >> Well, 100% most watched. But as we speak on soccer today, we're not speaking on this as casuals. We're speaking on this as experts. We know the game. We love the game and we invested our life in this game. So, know that. Don't take anything we say with a grain of salt. >> People already mad that you're saying soccer. Why? That's what it's actually called. >> They're going to change it. >> Trump's going to book the caller. >> Fiva? >> This is what they called it in Britain. There's the association of football. >> Mm-hm. >> Hey, Sock soccer. So this is we are actually doing what they used to do. >> Yeah. >> Nobody was calling it football in Britain. >> Yeah. >> We speak English. >> Watch him mouth. Don't get nutmegged. >> Stop looking at my mouth. >> I have. >> You can just stop me. >> I'm not saying nutmegged. >> Is it not the greatest world cup that's ever happened? >> Yeah. >> And this is probably people. It's going to be difficult for them to accept. Hopefully it's not, right? But like, this is what America distributes to the entire world. Entertainment spectacle. >> I can't tell if it's bigger because it's happening here. And like, games are in New York City. >> Oh, sorry. >> Technically East Rutherford. Or if it's just because it's more games and it's a bigger world cup objectively. You know? >> I mean, it feels like the vibes are better than ever. >> You can drink. >> That helps. Can we just not do it in any fucking place in the Middle East where you can't drink? Like, if the skyish aren't allowed to come, there's no point in having the world cup. >> That's a good point. >> Also, it's clean in the Middle East. You don't need the Japanese to do the one thing you do. >> And also, we have to get off of that thing where like, we praise the Japanese for cleaning up. You don't want that to be like what you're known for. >> Oh, it's nice. >> That's nice. >> Imagine this what you're known for. Like, ooh, the Japanese are coming. They're going to type, wants some tidy up Pearl Harbor? There's some fucking ships and planes. They never tidy that shit up. >> There's some cool gear on that guy. >> Let them have that reputation. >> No, Maria Condo Pearl Harbor. Get your ass back under there. Put some fucking flippers on and clean the bottom of the ocean up. Whereas, Nick's fans are known for stealing trash cans. I don't know if you saw that. >> Listen, that girl got a lot of food. She got thrown away. >> That's her stuff trash can. You see the size of that woman? >> And she lost her job. >> She did? >> Yeah, you didn't hear that? >> I mean, the balls of JPMorgan thinking they can fire anybody for an ethical issue. I mean, it's pretty crazy. Like, it doesn't help that she's, this is kind of like the outfit she put on. >> New York City trash can has been. >> Like, she walks like Fat Joe. She got that little lean walk, right? >> Yeah, the Terror Squad. >> Yeah. >> I like when they, when they wear the hats with no brim. That's my favorite type of, favorite type of fitted. >> So I didn't even beat that. >> Is that Fat Joe? Like, is there a chance? Like, with all due respect, obviously the job. But is there a chance? >> Is there a chance that you got like a Jewish wig on? And he's just walking down the street, stealing trash cans. >> It might be a hair attached to the hat. >> I think so. >> It might be a roster hat. I don't blame that girl for taking that shit at all. That's fire memorabilia right now. >> Bro, it's just a regular trash can painted. >> Nah, but it's the one. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean the one? >> It's the one with all the trash. Also that. Also that. >> Bro, you could have just taken any of the trash can and then painted it. >> Yeah, but then it wouldn't be the one. >> It would be a trash can. >> Yeah, that's for that. >> No, that's not getting a replica. >> Yeah, so right, you could paint it on the van Gogh. Does it make it a van Gogh? >> Yeah, paint it this. >> That's a New York Knicks Parade trash can. >> Yeah, that's all right. >> It's full of garbage and condoms from the parade. >> This motherfucker got a fake jersey on. >> You know, right? >> That's right, he won't care about all the intensity. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, this is authentic. >> No, yes, it is. >> Where you can see the bottom of it is still green. >> Bro, she's from the bottom of the ocean. Look how translucent that trash can is. Just let her get a fucking trash can. She can throw out her Wendy's at the end of the night. >> Look, when she's ordering $300, what a topical belt. >> You think she could put that in a regular ball? >> That's shit. >> She has four trash cans in her house. >> Well, go to one. >> Yes, hypothyroidism. >> Just give it up. >> That's the biggest word you've ever said. >> I never even said we're not giving up. >> She got hypothyroidism, hypothyroidism, hypothyroidism. >> Yeah, my bad, hypothyroidism. >> I'm saying, how about this is a compromise? You can take a trash can. >> Let me make a compromise. >> You gotta take the trash with it. >> She should absolutely take the trash. There's some fucking snacks in there. I'm just surprised that she can take one. >> Come on. >> What if she dumped it out and then just dumped like dove in the trash? >> Oh, face first. >> Would that have been more surprising? >> What would she say? >> Sesame Street guy. >> Dribbis, so what would it have been? >> Yeah, grip it. >> Oscar. >> Oscar. >> You're saying, yeah, I'm a fucking saying, yeah, yeah. >> You should die, you should die, you should die, you should die, you should die. >> You read my list wrong. >> No. >> We need Japan. We need Japan to come in for the next bridge. >> Imagine she did that in Japan. How many harry cars you would say just in the middle of the street. Japanese businessmen stabbing themselves with a fuck chopstick. No, they would have come and clicked with the bottles. They would have been stoked. They would have called the pit boss. And then like, they'd hit it. They would have gone crazy. No, am I wrong? >> No, no, no, no. >> Why? >> It's just so funny how quick it is. They're like, this great celebration of the World Cup, bringing these cultures together. And like, how everybody really appreciated it. And it only take us like 15 million podcast between before we're like, they fucking suck. These guys are too clean. Next you go rules. >> All right, what about Norway? Norwegian fans are cool. >> Yeah, in an Norwegian fans are cool. >> Maybe nice to row. >> I think the row is a little mid to me honestly, too. >> Why? >> It's just like-- >> Her room. >> I like this one. >> I like that. >> America started doing that shit, though. >> Second. >> America started doing that shit. We tried to copy the shit. >> We did? >> Yeah. >> And we wasn't on beat with it. >> So here's a good question. What should America do as our chance? >> Oh, I saw it. >> Do you saw it, dude? >> I posted it. >> It was amazing. >> Yeah, that's the accurate chance. >> Oh, no, I have to get it. >> It's so funny. >> Let me see if I got it. >> I can find it. >> But we're not like a chanting culture. >> Right, like the nicks have the same go-new-y or go- >> How does it use the wave? >> Did we start the-- >> I think it's either a Mexico or a American thing, but that's us. >> It's the wave. >> Yeah, but the wave doesn't get you height. Like a chant. >> When you're there and that shit's coming around, you kind of-- >> Yeah, it's fun. >> It's fun, it's fun. >> I'm not going to lie. The Brits got the widiest ones. >> Yeah. >> I mean, the one that the guy made in the thing he reposted, one of your own, one of your own, eight-off Hitler was one of your own. >> Yeah, we got it. >> The guy did that on against the America with Epstein. >> Can you get it up? >> Yeah, I don't like that you're looking at me like I'm in your phone. I'm going to find it if I just need one second. >> Oh, man. >> Yeah, but the bitches, though, can we talk about that for a second? >> Tell me, tell me, I'm married. >> We can, we can, I'm married. >> Appreciate. >> Appreciate what? >> I don't care to pre-eye. >> No, no, no, no, tell me, tell me. >> I'm just saying it was just, yeah, yeah. >> Like the camera woke up. >> The camera meant like they're really good at finding the best stock, and have you been jerking off to it? That's why you got the fucking wristguard on? Have you injured yourself watching World Cup matches? >> Nah, by still playing the most manly sport, there is tennis, you know? >> All right, respect it. >> Yeah, that's kind of worse actually. >> No, it is kind of rather injured myself jerking off them. >> There's one guy's job at the World Cup to find hot women, and then during the break, just cut to them. >> Yeah. >> It's a remarkable job. >> He did a phenomenal job. >> He's been doing good? >> Yeah, every game is like one that just takes off like, and then everybody's talking about it. >> Yeah. >> You all know who we saw the twins. >> Nah, show me the twins. >> You saw the twins. >> The country, one country. >> One country, one country. >> It was Ivory Coast. >> It was Ivory Coast, and there was Portugal Coast. >> Oh, yeah, I saw it. >> Yeah, I saw it. >> Yeah, I see it. >> I mean, there we go. >> Look at that. Come on now. >> Nah, that's AI, bro. >> No, no, that's AI, there's no way. >> That's just the phenomenal camera, man. We should hire them. >> We should hire them. >> Yeah, we should hire them. >> Yeah, actually, I think they are the talent. >> I should have talked about. >> No, come on now. >> That's come on. >> Crazy, that you haven't zoomed in already. >> Crazy, that you think that's better. >> You think they're twins. >> I mean. >> Come on now, you can't see. >> Get twins. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> That's a quite good twist. >> I'm not gonna get the twins. >> I don't know what those are quite good. >> That's a good twist, yeah. >> But come on now, that is. >> And people have just been making straight up AI, hot girls at games. Have you seen that? >> No. >> It's just like AI videos where they're not real. And all the people in the comments are like, who is this? >> Oh, I saw girls making AI of themselves being at games, but they're not. >> No, it's like some coins. >> That was diabolical. >> Yeah, you know, that's what it is. >> I mean, there's just hold, like, Twitter threads of just baddies. >> Let me see. But this is not good, hold on, I got a back one. What the hell is going on? What country is that even this? >> Brandy. >> That's France? >> Yeah. >> There's no French girl looks like. That's not what they look like. >> You see them cocks on a shirt, right? >> Yeah. >> That's not what they look like. That's not a Brazilian. >> That's a classic looking Brazilian. >> Michael Jackson. >> Yeah. >> There's no way. >> Japan? >> Look, that purse is struggling. Get out of this AI. I don't want to see AI. >> Yeah. >> I want to see real people. >> That's got to be bad. >> It's been a lot of nice ones. >> It's got to be bad. >> It's like the cosmic energy. >> All these guys going into AI. >> Yeah. >> Like you're giving your power away, you know? >> To add to whom? It's a fucking Peter Teele. >> Yeah, a Peter Teele, a Jensen Huang. >> Jensen Huang? >> Yeah. >> Probably. >> I mean, you got to give it away. So, I mean, is it more respectful to jerk off to a real girl? >> I think so. >> Even though she might be unaware of it. >> What are they? >> Wait, hold on. >> What are they? >> No, I'm not joking. >> Okay, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. >> Let's talk about it. Is a girl you're jerving off to, ever aware of it? >> Yes. >> If they do it only fans, is she like that? >> But do you only jerk off to only fans girls? >> I don't know about jerk off to one, only fan girl. >> If you're doing porn. >> What if you're just going through to memory, the roller dex? >> [LAUGH] >> Oh, no, that'll count. >> But the trick was just out. >> Why is he stuck, this is it? >> This is interesting to the world. >> [LAUGH] >> It's a reflection ball right now. >> I don't know what it is. >> I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is. >> Can you jerk off to our memories, your own, once you see a person, is the memory of them, your own, and now you can goon to that? >> Yeah, that's legal. >> Yeah, but we don't do it no more, but yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> You can't help if you're trying to jerk off with respect to your relationship and then a- >> Not one person, but you got to stop. >> No, no, these things are nasty. You can send a jerk off to your wife, you want to send it to her? >> How do you think I heard my hand? >> You're punching my hand, you're smashing off. >> You trying to hit that, son? >> You trying to just ethically jerk off? >> Yeah. >> And the girl just comes in the room like, yeah, she's not doing that right now. >> And you're like, why would you come in the room like that? >> You got to meditate better. >> I think that that, if we went to a court of law, if we spoke to a constitutional lawyer, they would say that a memory is not a real thing. Like a memory of somebody or anything like that, it's not a real thing. So you don't need to ask the memory if you can do it. The memory is yours. >> The memory is yours. >> It's kind of beautiful. It's beautiful. So that means you don't need to ask permission to jerk off. >> It'd be way weirder if you did. >> Way weirder. >> But then you call someone up 10 years later and be like, yo, can I run this? How would you feel about that? >> I kind of pulled that move sort of kind of way back in a day, I was like, yo, can I hold on to the joints for later, you know? >> And you kept images of girls from the past? >> No, like 10, 15, 30 years ago. >> How did you get into their film photo? >> Don't go, don't just get deleted. >> Let's go back to the world top immediately before you guys ruin your mind. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, we go back to the last two? >> It wasn't a deal. Let me tell you something. >> Let me tell you something. >> Yeah. >> That's a roll of the dice every time when it brings a random picture from back to deck. >> What type of Russian roulette is 10 crores? >> What? >> That's the shit you want to bring up 10 crores? >> Yeah. >> They remember April 5 years ago. >> I'm trying to be on a family vacation, you bring it up. >> The old bitches, 10 crores? >> Yeah. >> That's how you know he's getting it. >> He's in like open relationship. He's like, I care. >> Who cares? >> That's why he's out of here. >> Yeah. >> I got to make all the boxes small to go back to that area. >> I got to go like that on the picture so they get tiny and look like it's a lot. >> And then you get like five wheel hortons. >> You're really fortunate, bitch, and then maybe, maybe there's something I forgot to do. >> Do you believe in it? >> Yeah, I think you do. >> I believe in it. >> Immediately. >> You piss off. >> He goes off my phone. >> How angry are you? >> Don't go to recent deletes. >> What is that? Like how angry would you be? Like if you found an old picture, like how angry would you be? Like, what would you do? You open your phone. >> I'm like that. >> I'm like that. You're like, Dilbert. >> I'm like that. >> That's so weird. >> Dilbert, who's angry? >> Yeah. >> Fuck you. >> Yeah. >> And you delete a hard. I'll delete the fuck out of that picture, man. >> All right, guys. Shows, Halifax, Nova Scotia. 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Just head over to theallloveclub.com to Securities Spot. It's going to be on July 25th. See you guys there. Peace. All right, back to the World Cup, dude. Yeah, can we get back to the World Cup? We were talking about liberating, then you brought up bad bitches, then you only brought up AI stuff. You didn't bring up, you brought up two girls of the whole World Cup. Okay, fine. No, we're not getting more. No, we're focusing on the World Cup. Were there any repeats? Remember there was that like, "Correlation bad," or something back then? Oh, yeah. Did she run it back? Did she get the attention? No, I think she aged out. Ooh. Four years is a lot of years. It's a long time. That's a long time. That's a lot of years for a thoroughbred. Yeah. Yeah. You can't run a legacy patch on the girls. That's what I'm talking about. She's not old. She's legacy. That's the first thing. In the mirror. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not in the middle, so I'm in a legacy. You know? That's beautiful. You gotta adapt that up. You guys, if you see me, you gotta adapt it up. That'd be like, you have last World Cup. You were on one. You were on one. So is this hand. Okay. All right. Back to the World Cup. But I'm glad we figured out. I'm glad we figured out if that is, if that is okay to do. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because I think it isn't. A lot of people are probably wondering. They're probably listening to us being like, "Is it okay?" And they're probably angry whenever they see it. And now you've. Yeah, we help you. Commiserated. That's what we do. Yeah. USA got knocked out. You know, the shoulder's one of the most foremost soccer football assertors. Experts. Come on. The whole time in the group chat. Just like his soccer hot day. You know, how asked was my shit or how all the points was it? It was kind of on point. I don't know. I thought my shit was on point. What was I asked with? Yo, give it to Pulisig. Just give him the rock. You just to give him the ball and let him cook. Give the ball to Pulisig every time. Someone tell me why not. No one else has to touch it. So, this is what I was seeing as an expert in soccer. Yeah. And I. I don't want to trash my Americans. Obviously, I love you guys and you gave a great effort. And we're very proud of you for as far as you guys got. Okay, let me just caveat with that. Mm-hmm. We got as far as Brazil. Right, that's something. Say again. We got as far as Brazil, which is far. Yeah. Okay. So, this is the only guy with touch. All right, man. Nobody got touched. What about the one that Trump cheetah for? Well, but he doesn't bring a ball or he's not in the midfield. This is what it looked like for me watching as an expert. From me watching as an expert, what it looked like is the guys that are supposed to develop the play. So I'm looking through like point guard lens here. Don't have enough touch to advance the ball against the defense and cause problems. So they would get it passed them by some defender. And like what I noticed with the really good guys is there, he's are using the momentum the ball where they're stopping it so tightly that you can make a move and the defender is now reacting to another reaction. But the U.S. guys, it just seems like they have to stop it and kind of trap it a little bit. Then develop the next play and it just stops that kind of fluidity of the offense. Whereas police, is it a police or a police? Who is it? Probably police. That's where he's from. That's where we're going. But if he's a bargain. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But whereas he just seemed like he had better touch and he also could like operate in tight spaces better. That's the other thing. It's like when I looked at these like teams that were really nice, they weren't as frantic in tight spaces. They were like really patient. They got three other guys around them and they don't have this like urgency to get the ball. They have this confidence that they'll be able to dribble through all of them. And I feel like when we get in these tight spaces, we need to turn the ball over. We don't have the confidence that we can make it through or the play kind of breaks down. What I saw, they were just like standing around a lot. Like nobody was trying to make a move. Make runs. Yeah. Like, they seem nervous. They seem, they seem like that. They seem like the moment got got to them. I think the group stage, I think they played a lot better. And in the final gaming as Belgium, like Willie Tillman was really the only one that was like really making it. I thought he was going. And I thought early pull is it was, was at least advancing the ball, at least like putting ourselves in positions to score. But I didn't see any like development of offense or any of that. What do we got to do? How do we turn around the American soccer program? We do this every four years. We lose and we say, you know, we're going to fix it. We got changed our style of play. Like, stop with the trying to set up, like set pieces, like just as soon as the other team like tries to score, run that shit. That's what we used to do. No, go back to that. Go back to that. Run it. Run it. Run it back. You said keep that shit beat. That's it. Okay. Josie guy in his score. It was trash. Yeah. Imagine we did that with pull the sack. Pull the sack. Not pull the sack. It's not pull the sack. Everybody, what did you all think about the whole Trump shit with getting him off? It just felt, it's like, it might not even been the wrong thing. It just felt icky. Man. Yeah. Yeah. Turncoat. Turncoat. It's like, don't stop being corrupt now. That's a good point. I like that. I like that. But it's like from all this shit. It's like, let's do it. He's already corrupt. Yeah. Corrupt for us. Yeah. You corrupt him for you and your family. Corrupt for America. Yeah. Don't stop being corrupt and start being ethical when we are trying to win a world cup in our best player. Yeah. There was here for 10 minutes. With the full English accent. It was nasty, by the way. That's what I was saying. We just don't even have the guys who can get him the rock. That's the problem. Yeah. Because that motherfucker is nasty. Fast. Oh my god. It's terrifying. It's amazing. Number nine. You need a good number nine. Whoa. See? It's the worst in the game. We experts over here. You need that. Yeah. Yeah. So obviously we need more guys in the midfield and we have weirdly, I thought that Americans would have speed. We have no speed on the ball, which was like very bad. I feel like we would get chased down in the midfield. So it's like, we don't have speed on the ball. And then we didn't really seem to have size. I looked at some of these other guys, these things playing like even the small guys used their body and it's like impossible for the other team with one person to take the ball away from them. So it's like, yeah, we just got a big deficit with the troll. Look at Messi. You'll really need sides if you nice. Well, you know how to use your body and you're filled with HH and two seven. That's fire. How do we get our kids on that? I mean, why we have it for every other sport? Why not start juicing up these fucking soccer players? Yeah. If we can make kids trans, make them put them on testosterone, put every kid on testosterone. Messi's trans. We need more. No, Messi's trans, bro. I don't think that's a big dog for the trans community. He's transgender, for me care. It is super affirming, but it also transitioned him into five, nine or whatever, five, eight, whatever. Like two. He's like trans normal because he should have been a midget. Exactly. Exactly. Think about that. Yeah. So how does the trans community not own it in trans law, right? I mean, everyone's trying to get a big person. Yeah. He's not normal. He's a big person. Not a clean enough. I like it. Everyone's trying to get a piece of Messi, bro. Why would you? What'd you say? He said, Israel was like, yo, you know where Messi grew up on Israel's street. Really? No. Oh, I forgot. No. That tall ass retarder looking nigga, like that's the guy. Who? The one on Norway. Early Holland. He has a really retarded face. Ow. No, it's mad retarded, but it is an odd looking. It is. Come on. We can call it. It's striking. He's striking. He's striking. That's what you say when you see a ugly kid is like, ooh, he's got just striking. I had to see if any of y'all caught my son and got a strike and took that one, you know. You think Holland, do you think that he has a peculiar looking face? Yeah. But I do think he will be the best soccer player of all time. Whoa. Yeah. I mean, if he can like pull off like a crazy run in this world cup, it's not. He's one of the highest paid players in the world already. Oh, really? Oh, god. Can I just make a statement real quick? Are Norwegians the, are they the finest of the white race? Ooh. Like, if we had to just sit back, no, I mean, like, are they the best ethnic specimen that we have? Okay. Careful. I'm not. No. I was like, maybe Serbian saw it. Like because they, we're talking about undersized countries that over-deliver on athletic things. Okay. All right. Okay. You were digging enough. What I mean was, hey, what did I mean, what did I say, what did I mean? What did I say? I mean, like, like, that country has no people in it. They're the nicest at the winter sports. Okay. Yeah. They're nicest at soccer. Mm-hmm. Like, are they genetically the best whites? Okay. Okay. Let's figure that out. Did I fuck it up? Yeah. Did the genetic part, it just, it feels, I'm only talking about white people when I say that they're better than other rangers, just the best of white people. I mean, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. They don't really start the best gender. I agree. No, I agree. I'm fully agree. All right. You almost figure Moustache, the, the, the Inquisite. Yeah. What's your name? The Moustache. What's the girl's name they gave you Moustache? Inc. Oh, Akiko. Akiko. Akiko. Yeah. We could talk about, because Hitty, Hitty was big on the Norwegians. They're not gonna get me. No, I'm telling you, Hitler was big on the, he was big on like the Nordics. He was like, "Yo, the Nordics got it." You got a nickname for Hitty? That's it. No, you deserve it. Wow. You know, you like to do it. You got to take it. He was like, "Just Hitty and BB holding hands in the house." Just, just nicknames were the worst even though he's ever. Yeah. That's such a nice, man. Adolfo was big on the Nordics, so you got to do this. It's a whole foe, dude. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. You got too many hill paws, bro. I don't know. Like, 40 nicknames for the boy. I was like, "How do we stay demonetized?" I mean, demonetized. Yeah. Okay. His name. Okay. Can we just, all right. Genetically speaking, is that the best whites? Serbians are up there, too. They're nasty. They have three million people with something like that name. I mean, Rooscuses. Like, Rockies. Rockies. Rocky, man. They made a whole movie off of the hottest white guy ever. But Mark, it's a fake movie. We're talking about real. I know, but life imitates art, you know what I mean? Is that what it is? No, art imitates life. See, you got it. I don't got it. Yeah, you disagree with me. You just said it. Why won't you just go there the most genetically gifted? No. This is art and conversation. [laughter] That's so cute. You're like, "I'm saying something wrong." Let's do it in another race. Let's do it in another race. No, no. What about the rugby whites? Nobody is really sure if that's a real thing. Rugby. And with all the respect, the guys who play rugby. Okay. But nobody's sure what it is. Yeah. Like, have you watched it? Not on TV. I don't think they televised it. I don't even know if they know what it is. Like, when you watch it, you're like, "Are there rules in this stuff?" I don't know if they are. They seem surprised. Yeah. Yeah. And wedges are a part of the game. You see the part of the game? I don't know why they do that. There's a lot going on there. They crash full-speed. Just head on. No, no. That's a different type of way. Listen. It's a different type of way. Okay. Let's just say that. Do you consider Samoans, like Maureen's Hawaiians, do you consider them Asian? Where is that Pacific Islander? I think this is his own thing. Yeah. You can't consider them Asian. Oh, Polynesian. Yeah. They're so Pacific Islander. Pacific Islander. Okay. Because if we were going to say that's Asian, genetically speaking, you'd have to give it to them. They're like freaks of nature, agility, strength, speed, like it's unbelievable. You've never seen anything like this before. That's true. Grow up on an island with no natural predators. They just grow, grow, grow. That's a good point. That's true. That is how it works. Yeah. You have no natural predators. You have food that's plentiful. You just keep on growing, growing, growing. But, so you would have to give it to them. But you're excluding them from the Asian category. I don't know if they're Asian. They don't feel Asian in that. Yeah, they don't feel Asian. You know what I mean? They got tattoos and shit. They don't feel Asian spiritually is what you're saying. Exactly. They've got spiritually. Exactly. their own thing. They're almost like Mongolian and I don't even really consider Mongolians Asian. No, I don't consider Mongolians. Okay, which is wrong. That's because they really ran shit for a very long time. But that's Asian. But we're not really talking about them enough. It's kind of it's own thing. I can think. What about the monkey whites? The stands and the. There are monkey whites. I guess I get how it feels now. I get how it feels now. Because it always felt wrong. Right? It always felt wrong. But now it's like now. Now, yeah. Now it's even. It's like the sting is different. Yes. They might be Asian. No, they're Asian. They're Asian. Yeah. But that's like a news back person. Yeah, he's in Kazakhstan. I got to say they're a very impressive. They're very impressive for the Asians in terms of genetics. Yeah. Very impressive. Sri Klamas. I don't think there's a lot of trees in the stands. I think there's a lot of trees in the stands. There's a lot of trees. Why are you guys standing? Okay. The Norwegians are up there. Who else? Who else? As far as whites? Yeah. It's like. I mean, American whites. It's really going to be up to out and bring up anybody else. Not Southern American whites. Southern American boys. I think they can get it done. I'll be honest with you. In terms of strength, stature, swag, outed out, athleticism. They're restricted to like playing blind men types of positions where you don't put a hammer in the hand. Let them hammer through it. Let them shot put. Let's see what they could do. I don't even know if they have that kind of technology. We're not really talking about that. We're talking about athleticism running and jumping. That's athleticism. Just running and jumping. That's what athleticism is. Running and jumping. Endurance. Okay. Hmm. I mean, look at Italians. They're like sneaking good at like random running. What place did they get in the world? You're not even allowed to bring up a country just not at the World Cup. Yeah. This is the sport everyone cares about. I'm not really sure. Bosnia. You see him bringing his boy back? What? You don't even realize it. He don't even realize it, but he brought it back. I don't know. They might be the most athletic ones. All right, Al. What do you think? Yeah. I'm gonna just go with them because I like this tall retarded looking guy. I mean, Al, Al, Al. He's a friend of the show. He's one of our best friends. Yeah, but he has a sense of humor. He would like this. He's extremely fun. Yeah. He got some good stuff. You saw when the lady came up to him. They're like, stand out like an Airbnb. I guess like in the Norwegian ass of him. And she's like, yeah, I heard one of y'all was a professional soccer player. And it's she's talking to him. And he's like, no, I'm just a social media guy. He plays it off. Just like fucked around. So yeah, I like that. He's just a nice guy. Have you seen the one of him seeing his own reflection in the mirror? And he got scared? That was good. That's fine. Look at it. You just fine. I'm not making that up. The fact that you're laughing at it. It means you agree with me. It's really. I'm the monster. I think you're funny right now. I don't even really believe you. Why don't you look it up and see and then see how horrible the person is. Yeah. Okay. Let me find out. All right. Holland, uh, what jersey is that? This is France. This is what? What's the, what's the animal on that? That's a rooster. So that's their, yeah, that's the thing. They never be in the allegations. They really never be in the allegations of all the animals you could pick. You just that realize that shit. They're called the roosters. No, I mean, I don't know what they call it. Like their national symbol is the roosters. Yeah. Well, we got a ball ego. That's fire. Way better bird. Yeah. It's a good point. It's a different bird. No, but I don't like the fact that they shit in on America food, though. You heard that? They shit. Look at that. Look at that. Look at them. Yeah. See? It was funny. Okay. You know what? My bad. Nobody want to give me credit. No. Nobody want to get me credit. He's doing it way better than you. No, he let it flow. It's the Viking flow back. That's really what it is. I mean, what it is. What is it? It's a strike. He's striking. He's striking. When he's at home and no one's around, you think he walks on his knuckles a little bit? Swinging at home and nobody's around. Just the way he was chewing right now. Just the way he was chewing. You put love on his spectre of he's the cast. Stop it. Stop it. He just thinks it's the real world. Yeah. You saw his walk when he walks out the field. He's like one or four, Frankenstein type shit. I'm a fucker. It's a bad ass. By telling you, he will be the nicest player to ever play the sport. Huh? Mark my word. You see, you see the girl that's been going viral because she kind of looks like him? Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Chills. Nah. Bro, that is nuts. Came. Now he's in the Champions League. Yeah, see, there you go. I'm telling you, the brits are the best at the chance. Because they're funny with it. Did you see the one with your shit when they're playing Sweden? Your shit. Your shit. Your birds of fit. Bunch of shit. That's great. But that's like most of the game. That's what makes soccer so great is because there is a little bit of downtime. So in the meantime, you're kind of just like, it's like tailgating, but you're inside the arena. I went to. Yes. That's a great way. Kind of like hanging and drinking and talking shit, but it also exposes like the humor of your culture. Yeah. And it exposes like some interesting things about culture. So like the brits are kind of like witty far, the witty. They're like funny and they're musical, but you're musical. And the Argentines are just like racist pieces of shit. Yes, like that's the kind of way. Why do all this South Americans hate Argentina? Son, when started a country with this one, but when the guy called disabled Uruguay. Oh, yeah. For powering way. That's why. That's good. No, why do they all eat Argentina? I mean, I didn't know there was so much heat. I was like racist, but we're uncovering new racism. I don't know. Argentines, Argentine people are sick and they're like, cool. I think they're racist. But ask the South American history. So the issue is that they really, I think this is they really identify with their European roots more so than most of the central and South American countries. So like they'll quick to be like, oh, my dad's Italian or my grandpa's this from Spain. And like, they're like, we're European. And I think they really branded about like European and like whiteness. And a lot of the other countries in central South America, at least while there is that colorism, they still adopted some of like the indigenous attitude and cultural effects. Really do have a racist history. Like they were in battles and they would put all the black people in the front lines. And then when they were like, what the fuck would do that? Yeah, that's crazy. What country would do the thing? What country would go to a pointless war and then put an American in America? No. World War II would even let you all fight. Let you all fight. You're welcome. You guys begged to be in an airplane. We're like, fine. We're like, fine. Give them a give them to give them all the red tips. They'll find it first. And we were the nicest. We were the nicest. Yeah, actually true. Yeah. I guess, yeah, I guess there probably were a little racist, the Argentinians. Yeah. But everyone is every country in South America is racist. You don't think the Brazilians are racist? Yeah, but like when you're openly racist, like when they wanted to increase the population, they're like, only bring in white people. You know, kind of like, who else has done that? Yeah, you know, kind of like, you know, who else would do such a thing? We did a lot of the same shit and we're still terrible at soccer. Like at least their racism got them a world cup. You know, then? No, we need more of those fucking soccer concentration kits. Oh, that's a good point. That's what we need. Wait, how does it work? All the other countries, they got these fucking soccer camps where they pluck kids from South America and then they force them to play soccer until they're like 16. My understanding was what happens here is it like, it's incredibly expensive to put your kid in a Lee soccer program, whereas like in Europe or South America, Central America, like as a young kid, you're already part of an institution and making that institution money. So like you're at the youth academy for Barcelona or something like that. And like they're selling tickets to those games and like you're contracted and they're lending you out to other teams. So it's basically if you've created like a capitalist incentive to curate talent. Yeah, but the country's here also funding it. Second, a country's also funding it. Sure, countries paying these kids weight, but it's really cut throat. The moment you stop playing good, you're out at school. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, you hear stories about that every now and you know, like a 20 year old dude is like homeless and he's like, yeah, I was in like the arsenal academy and I got cut. Yeah. And my girls tell me in Spain, they take every single kid, put them in that school, act a certain point. And then if you're not good, you're out. Yeah. So like every single person, they see if you have what it takes to be a soccer player. They don't do that yet. They're also a cultural element. I don't know if you've seen this. A lot of people are saying that Brazil was way better when they were Catholic. They're not Catholic anymore? No, they're all evangelical Protestants. What changed? They got, they sent the boys down there and they flipped them all. All of them? A lot. 30 to 40 percent. Wow. Isn't that crazy? But back when they were Catholic, I mean, look at this. Evangelical Protestant sterilization has flattened their ball of ruin their samba and obliterated their sweat. That's funny. I mean, you think a Protestant could do that? Yeah. Dude, this is pure cat. Oh, that's a thousand. That's a Catholic swag. They were, Brazil was better when their players were womanizers, drunkards and slightly out of shape when they were behaving like Catholic, so I think the power of friendship and good fun. Do they have you lifting? That's funny. That's what we need. No, you need the Ronaldo cut, bro. The older Ronaldo cut. Yeah, just in the front. Just that front. Yeah. Did you hear the story about why he did that? No. Uh-oh. No, it's not even that. It's not even that. Yeah. No, apparently he had some like ankle injury or something like that. And he didn't want people talking about it, so he shaved his to just be like the front, with the front of the hair is there. And then the whole conversation became about this like weird haircut that he had. Now, the media stopped talking about the potential injury. Fire, right? If that, if that is true, that's what the valiant should have done. Everyone's talking about this red car, this hair cut, bang, just cut the sides. He's nasty. That ball again. Nice, right? What team does he play for? Monaco. Yeah, we need to get him off that shit. We need to get him on a real team. You have a molecule so nice. I mean, is it? I can't. We just bribe players to play for us. What do you think we're doing? No, no, no. What do you think we've been doing? No, we're not doing - The players that put you sign language to talk to each other, they don't speak English. - Skicking a ball. I was so shocked. I was so shocked hearing Malik Tillman talk. - I was like, this guy's got to be a, this guy's a pure blooded American. - You know, and what did he say? - Let me tell you. - Pass me the balls, put your tongue my head up. Pass it to me on this side. - He's a German kid, right? - I'm pretty sure, yeah. - Yeah, it's just a little shocking. You're like, oh, wow. I didn't know that that was in there. - Everything is huge over there. I mean, everything is just bigger. - Also, the coach. Doesn't Russell Crowe have movies to make and shit like, when did we get this guy? Do we like this guy? - Yeah, everyone, everyone's totally. - Especially in the group stage. I mean, grain of the way they went out wasn't great, but it seems like this has been a needed change. - Can I say one thing about the World Cup that I really love? - Yeah. - Especially now that they've expanded it for entertainment purposes. Not the fact that we get to let more teams in. It's the fact that you see better teams, elite teams, play against dog shit teams. And when the games are closed, it's incredibly exciting because there's a dog shit team that shouldn't be in it, or you have a fucking chance. - No team is dog shit, but I can't explain it. - Yeah, you know what I mean. - This is a good wrong way to describe it, but like a team that's a severe underdog. But also, especially in the group stage, you got to see the stars behave like stars. So if you're a complete casual, and you're like, "You know, I've never seen Rinaldo actually play," and you're like, "See him scoring two goals there." Oh, this guy's nice. - Yeah. - Or if you've never heard Holland, and you're like, "Oh, I want to watch this guy hat trick." - Can he just tease off on something like that? - Oh, this is great. Literally in the group stage, it was like all the stars showed up and had multiple goal games. - Yeah. - You can't ask for anything better. - Yeah. - And then you move out of the group stage, some of the underdog teams go in as well. So now you're super excited. This is great. - And then once you get into the knockout rounds, the games get a little more conservative. It feels like we were lucky, but like you have a little more of these like zero, zero games, or they end in penalties. I imagine that's teams going, "Hey, we're not going to take as many chances against this other team. We've got to stay in the box." Is that kind of what the logic is? - Yeah, if you can, depending on the team in the match, if you can drag them to penalties, it's not a bad move. - Because penalties, all of a sudden, you're almost even again. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - But then it finishes pressure. - Who can deal with the pressure? - Yeah. - And if you're the underdog, you're like, "Dude, we made it this far. It was great." - So there's an argument to be made that they shouldn't let penalties decide the game. - It's a heartbreaking. - I'm, yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Tell me what your thoughts are. - It's like, because I'm just used to our sports where it's like, "Hey, you play until there's a winner, but like you play the actual game you're playing." Penalty kicks is like, it just feels like a completely different game. It's like, "Hey, we're just guessing." - Mm-hmm. - Now is not that much skill. - Of course, you have to get it on target, but still it's not that much. - But it's also so exciting. - It's literally like, "Hey, this game has gone so long we played for two hours." - Yeah. - And we don't have a winner. So now it's just going to come down to who can handle pressure psychologically the best. - I get that. But like, tennis, for example, it's like, they'll just keep going. Like the game could be. There was the longest game ever, like, five hours and 15 minutes. Imagine doing that. And you're running the entire time for five hours and 15 minutes until somebody just, "Hey, I can't do it." - Play and make a pitch. - That's just fine. - Mm-hmm. - I think hockey does this. - Remove a player. Open up a little bit more room. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. Because the issue, obviously, with soccer is that it's hard to score. 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You go from no foul to a red is a little tough. Like a yellow you get it. And as I'm saying, I think that would be that would be a better rule for red guards. Yeah, there's something about that. Now that it's our sport. Yeah, let's fix it. Yeah, well, we got to fix it. Well, this is how the MLS used to settle game. No, have you seen this? No. How has this received internationally? Terribly. Yeah. So you get three touches. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I think you get three touches once you go. Also, they just run at it. But the goalie is also allowed to come out. Whereas in penalty kicks, the goalie can't come out. Yeah, it's like an overhumma drill. So you do a breakaway and you try to score on. I kind of like that a little bit better, because that's more it's closer to the game. Yeah, yeah, a little more like this better. Yeah. So they would just run them down and try to chip it in. Kind of crazy. Yeah. But they got rid of this pretty quickly. Why people didn't like it? I think just like international soccer fans really, this is absurd. This is interesting. Top comment here says this type of penalty wouldn't work in Europe because players just chip it over the goalkeeper every time. Yeah, I mean, the goalkeeper doesn't have to run up. But if they don't run up, then they're cooked. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, did you see the guy from Congo, the fan that would just stand there the whole time? You saw this? Yeah. And the way you said it makes me think you didn't think you did. I did. Yeah, he's wearing a suit and he just has his hand in there. Oh, yeah, the mama or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Pull it out. L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- He would go to every game for Congo to stand there, La Mumba, and he would stand for 90 minutes in the suit, just posted up. Fire. And he's dressed as the old Congolese president. Did he say why he does it? I think it's just like morale. He's like a beloved icon politically in Congo. Like after they basically got rid of the Belgians, this guy was in charge. And then he got assassinated, then they put in a pro Belgian president in the Congo. Is that the guy? Patrice La Mumba? That's who this is. La Mumba. Is this the guy? And then they put him into it. I think from a boutique. Did you see that clip? Is that the guy in the clip? He's like corruption is bad. But let's sound more part of it. Yeah. I said it, right? Yeah. I love that take. I love that take. Hot take. Yeah. I mean, fire. It's kind of what we're saying with this red car. With with Balagan. Yeah. Yeah. I did FIFA said that Belgium has the right to appeal the call and then they appeal it and they're like, nope. That was fire. And then the insholes are watching this live. Can you pause? When you watch something that you know is going to be a meme or viral in real time, it's special. It's a joy, right? It is a real joy. Because you know it's going to end up being a meme or it's going viral. Yeah. And you're getting to see it first. First. Which for the record I legend, I didn't know this about Harry Kane married his high school sweetheart. Been in the game 20 years, all time striker, all time leading goal scorer for England, never had a scandal. Just like a great dude. Also it was kicked out of the arsenal like youth team, kicked out as a lot of youth team, like said, he was never enough, made a work, became a legend. And then England wins. And this is his interview. What's happened over there by the England goal because there looks to be some concern. Yeah. I think it's okay. Okay. Well, ask for the performance. I think it says it all the time that your voice has gone. That was some contest to watch. She knows. She knows. She knows. Yeah. What's a crazy game. We had to fight. Well, we had to fight. Have you seen that like that TV show or something in the Netherlands when the guy has the weird voice he's entering him, he sounds just like this. Oh, is this where everyone laughs? Yeah. I think so. Everyone laughs uncontrollably. Oh, let me see. Doesn't matter. Not worth looking it up. Shout out the Scottish also. Oh, yeah. Shout out the Scottish. Scottish, we love you. We love you. Why? If God, if God created the earth, if the earth is God's masterpiece, the Scottish are his finest detail, Alex. Why? Because they have no reason to be as joyful, happy and like share as much joy and enthusiasm with life as they do. They have every reason to be upset. You know, they've had, you know, they're free to have taken from them. They've been enslaved. But, you know, they've been colonized. They still have this incredibly like frustrated and angry relationship towards the English. They've had their natural resources sapped. And yet, they still are positive, enthusiastic, loving people that like bring joy wherever they go. Like whenever Scottish people are in a place, there's nobody that is upset about it. I used to witness it every summer. My Scottish family would like come stay with us and they'd basically babysit me for the summer. The exact thing that happened in Boston, what happened in this little town in far out. This shit makes so much sense because you root. Can I kill it? He hates the friends. I know. That's it. It's max my heart. It's max my heart. I really love Mexicans. They're the, they're the, they're the, you know, sky on the Mexicans of the white. No, they're the Mexicans of your, for sure. And it like, and I feel the same way around Mexicans. It is like pure joy, enthusiasm, excitement, like positivity about life. Hard as work. Like if you're not hard working, you're, you're just like a pussy. They look down on you. But they have every reason to be upset, frustrated, angry, like just kind of like devolve into like victim mindset. And they don't. They don't have to be the year, succeed, spread joy, drink, be merry, sing song, like, everything. That's a good, that's a good next time. Yeah, that's it. It's a, they took her a fun one. ♪ We go to the world, we go to the world ♪ ♪ We go to the world, we go to the world ♪ ♪ To serve my country ♪ I wish I'd do somebody's chance. The chance to do it. Right. It just brought a tear to my eye watching them just become, just come over and just being so loved too. Like, the people of Boston, people of Boston are like tough guys. This is not, they're not like, you know, the most like cheerful, happy, go lucky. They're hilarious people, but they're not the type of people that will just like speak openly about their feelings. This is like a Catholic, but oppressive culture, and they were just like, I saw guys getting emotional. They're like, I think we need to bring them back or something like that and it was just like, they gave, so they brought so much joy and excitement. And there was just this reminder that like, life can be fun even when it sucks. You can instill joy into horribly shitty situations. And like, if that is the cultural export of the Scottish, fucking God bless them. That's awesome. Yeah. Because that's what they do. Yeah. They drink the whole city dry. It was so cool. They went to cheers bar yours here for two pints and we stayed for 20. One of the guys they interviewed, and yeah, I didn't know what was really cool about the woke up is like the rest of the world realizing they've been propagandized about America. You know, and like, we're propagandized about America. Yeah. So like, both two things happens at once. The rest of the world came here and they're like, wait, they're not all violent, it's just shooting people and they're actually really welcoming and they, they, they like Americans love it when you love our shit. And like, love them or hate them, but like the Borot character. And I think he takes advantage of people who are being very kind, Sasha Baron Cohen. And it's, he's got a lot of hilarious shit. But the other day, it's like, he is taking advantage of kindness and like, exploiting people and making look stupid. But like, if you notice, kind of like wherever Borot goes or Ali G goes, like, he's saying while shit, and the Americans are kind of like, ah, you kind of don't understand what I'm trying to say. It's like, they're just giving you a chance. Doesn't matter where you're from. We're like, giving you a fucking chance. Yeah. It's like, you know, when you're in a corner, comes into your town with a camera and you're like, yeah, I've done it on our hands. Come, stay over. And then you just make sure you look like a racist asshole. But that's what I was going to say about people from Boston. I feel like they kind of got a bad rap, just like New Yorkers, you know, people think New Yorkers are rude or whatever. It's like, yeah, we're the kindest one. Kindest, most loving. And I think the same about every time I've been to Boston, it's like, it's been awful. Even though they have the history of being a little racist, I've never seen it. Yeah. I mean, look, I'm sure it exists. But I. I'm sure it's there. Never for the woke up, there's definitely Americans who are like, nice because they know that they're leaving. Yeah. There's other than some Americans who are like, we love visitors. Yeah. You're visiting too. But it was, it was really cool. One to see these Europeans go like, wow, like there's really amazing things in America. And Americans for a moment, I felt it myself just being like, America is great. We are great people. We are kind. And we are welcoming. We're loving. And if you're having a good time, enjoying our shit, we want to make sure it's the best. Yep. I think that like, sometimes when you see like the, do you see like Chinese tourism, where they come in the bus, they have a flag, they all kind of travel around like Lemmings and then they go back in. It's not as fun. You're not enjoying it with us. When you see a couple of fucking like random like Polish people in a bar and they're like, oh, we're so excited to be here. Americans will just bring you into their art group and we'll make sure you have the best fucking time of that. Yeah. And it was cool for them to win. But even being in France for like a week, like my little baby would walk from the, like at the park and would walk to someone else's like little picnic and they wouldn't talk to him. I'm like, really? And it's not that they're being rude is that there's a social norm. Of course. They're social normers. It's that. They developed it for centuries. They're like, hey, we're not going to just like randomly talk to someone like that. Like, hey, we, like, where's the parents? Like, my, my mom would say when we were living in France, other parents wouldn't hang out. They wouldn't let their kids hang out with my parents' kids, like my siblings, unless they met the parents. So like my brothers would try to hang out with other French kids and be like, hey, you want to come over and they'd be like, no. And it sounds rude, but the cultural norm is like the parents have to meet each other. And then they can go. And everyone knows the rules. So it's fine. Yeah. But then when an outsider comes in without knowing the rules, then they'll say there's a little difference. Where's America? There's like not really any rules. Like, it's just like, it's just how they treat the kids. There's only the weird family on the block, like, do not go to that. You got to meet the parents. Are you guys out of town? No, I guess you never happened. No, that is. But no, the French are, the French are interested because they have, they have literally refined to perfection the pleasantries of life. Yeah. Like any indulgence, smell, taste, experience. They've the catacombs, like a cemetery from millions of people die and they're like, we're going to make it beautiful. Yeah. We're going to make it nice. That is their gift to the world. And we all benefit from that, right, but benefit from it in food. The darkness of your side. You walk around there and you're like, oh, do they snap on this? They snap. Wait, when I was a kid, I was like, all right, it's a guard. No. When you go, other plays in the world, you're like, oh, these guards are fine. And they snap. To snap. The whole thing was a hustle. They were broke. They had, did you hear the story about like, there was a time where they were so So bro, we're going to be back. They couldn't keep all the fountains going on at the same time but the hustle was being French at that time was looked at as like especially like the The monarchy was looked at as like the most elite human experience So that they would have these like leaders from all around the world that would just come to say hi to Louis the fifth or whoever 14 to the sun king or ever 16th was a sun. Okay, well whatever which one it was. They would just come to say hi But they were broke, but they knew they had to keep on the charade keep up the charade So when you would walk the gardens the second you moved out of one fountain They would turn that shit off and turn all the next it so they were running like a like a Ponzi scheme Like the first people like Lisa Urus, you know It's like the the big Urus, but they figured out like a food is on but they figured all these things out with that though Comes a like a lead is a mararigance That is off-putting Vitt like the Italians don't have right Italians have this like rich food culture Southern Italians That is to make more than more than times are German You could let your kid just walk around in the random town in Italy And they will that's their kid that day There was one group of ladies that picked up my baby and they were like look how cute is that and I was like oh see now French people Spanish To yeah, yeah, they were Spanish and they loved them, but there's just like rules They're just like unwritten rules like my dad had a funny story He when they first moved to France He walked up to a guy at a grocery store and goes oh excuse me. Where's the the bread aisle and the guy just looks at me goes We say hello first. Oh Shit and it is kind of an unwritten rule that when you walk up to someone you say hello and in America We don't really think about it. You just kind of go up to guy like excuse me because everyone's kind of in a rush But there it's like and my dad's explanation was like during the monarchy times everything was like very hierarchical Yeah, and so you had to treat everyone with respect because the people that were lower didn't want to feel like they were lower So they all up held a standard. They're like no, you have to respect me. It's all about like look me in the eye say hello You really they're fuck with the guy That was disrespectful you should have slapped I don't know my dad said I wonder I wonder if you could track like how sexy a culture is by how much of is left of it in the colonized places So like if you go to like parts of like northern Africa where the French colonized you see remnants of like French aesthetic You see rent like cultural affects like this obviously like language there, but language is a different thing I'm talking about like how people exist in space like if the culture that colonized you is super sexy Even though you're like fuck you guys are colonizers, but you're like not as perfume's kind of fire and like making shit look beautiful Like we like the aesthetic and we're gonna keep some of that kind of stuff Where is like I don't know if you go to Nigeria and you see like remnants of British culture? Do you know anything like I don't know if they're like yeah, we want to look British maybe they maybe we do I don't know Part of them still speak English show Makes their language illegal they feel more comfortable like my tears aren't even like beans on toast. Yeah, you know I don't even think English people I think they just keep it on the menu just because but they don't even The start of movie that I'm blood sausage and he was talking about it and he was like He was like you fork talking about you put the phil vegemite, but it's not vegemite. It's whatever their vegemite is Yeah, I don't know what it's called, but this you put a little that and then the beans you let it soak and like It's like he's describing prison food I think that's the worst breakfast in the world. You know, here's the thing. I can't think of a worse breakfast Yeah, this is something that beans are kind of fire. I do like beans. They blend it's not the best. It's not the best Bushes Bushes they beans. No, those are fire. I didn't realize they have sugar in them I was like babe, why are they so good, just full of sugar like it. Oh, it's been I'm sure it's protein It's a cool. Yeah, I'm sure beans in a cool way Another great world co-story this guy real quick about Britain though. Mm-hmm Britain does British dessert You can shit on British food all you want. Okay British like dessert what's one of that is a dessert all those baked goods Pies the short brands on that kind of shit. They're nasty when it comes to dessert. I'll give you the short the short bread But what else? Yeah, it's not touching. If you not watch bake-off Close to France they even care about that French French is the best of what I'm saying. There's got to be a best. Yeah, the French are the best Number two is British bro. No, you tell me you tell me a number two son Black America has delicious. Yeah, even just like a true even Asians got it's kind of fire. Yeah, we'll set some ice cream The one's not on ice cream mochi. Whatever You can't use your main ingredient for the whole meal and in dessert. No, that's definitely poverty That's definitely poverty if rice is what you give it me for the appetizer the main shit and dessert your poor No, no, I mean they can be poor but make this your fire Beans in a dessert. Oh, they're so good with sugar The Japanese try to do a shit nasty are the red bean paste We're not doing it. That's just no the French are number one when it comes to pastries all that kind of course Italians can't do dessert. No tiramisu isn't that time. Yeah, here's the thing with the Italian a lot of the lot of a lot of it's a lot of Gelato gelato. What are we talking about? It's like it's like I get so great at ice cream. I love the Italians. I love When it comes to dessert can only it's French. No, of course. I'm we're great Why'd I hate what somebody brings that shit to the party? I'm like, come on I want to tell you to have everything better. The French means I love them. So much, but we have to call it like it is Like if you're not gonna cook with fucking butter, you can't make dessert get it out of you I'm the boy was not gonna make good dessert, but what about the English though? You're saying English number two I still haven't heard a good English Look at best English dessert. Do you watch British bake off? It's not called Italian bake off. It's not called Portuguese bake off Shortbread cookies off rip is fucking delicious. Now they got all the pie. They have a million sticky toffee pudding. Oh my god Who's got an anaphyring and anaphyring, an apple. That's a marigold. Oh, yeah, America. How do you leave it us out? Yeah, we know that man? No, America's not America's let me back up. Let me back up. Let me back up. I'm America is number 1b Okay, but let me clarify this. This is I this needs clarification. Okay. Isn't that refined it but but it's better It's a fucking brownie. It's been on a shelf for two years with a scoop of ice Or not refined dessert. Don't give me a refined American dessert. We don't want it. You're gonna make puppy Chow. Oh No, no, I do know what you take a check mix. You get some chocolate mix in a trash bag. You don't have to trash It's incredible. It's incredible. Yo, rice crispy treat. Yeah, Europe is not fucking what a rice crispy treat. No, I don't need a good handle. They can't Or go back to me, but British, but British is on my job. One of the Victoria's to be one with desserts. No, the sponge cake is the Victoria's sponge. It's a cake. It says a cake. The bonafi pie. The bonafi Don't go down go down. That's what I'm thinking about. We might be who made red velvet. We're number. We did. I'm claiming Because it's cream cheese on it. That's us Cream cheese is us, right? I'm gonna see where it came from. Isn't right? It's just chocolate and red Cream cheese for us. Don't ruin it, but the color. Don't ruin it. It's unaware of where it started The United States in the early 20s. Yes, come on. I'm sorry part of my left part of my left love you. But yeah, we kind of got dessert. We got I think we're the best We did you're right. I'm gonna give you your right To dessert. We took pizza made it better. Mm-hmm pizza here is better than pizza in Italy. I'm gonna be honest with you on that one I'm gonna be dead serious 100% honesty not Napoleon whatever shit. It's their pizza pizza there I'm just being flat honest with you is better stop it. Stop it. Where'd you go Italy? You're doing the refined shit. No, no that's Street pizza floppy little - It's bullshit, Nipoli and Pete. - It's a good one. - Nobody wants that shit. - Nipoli and Pete. - What is it called? (laughing) - Hey, what is it called? - You got it. - It might be, but I know in your head, you're just a man. - Naples. (laughing) - Naples. - Neapolitan, neapolitan, neapolitan. - How you seeing how the Europeans are getting the ranch? - You gotta eat it what they love. - They're selling ranch at the airport now. - They love it. - 'Cause we put them on ranch. - Apparently, TSA put out a statement saying, you can't bring ranch on the plane. Stop putting it in your carry-on. - Really? - Because all the Europeans were taking ranch. - Can I tell you something? - What a best. - Condiments, not sauces. Sources, unfortunately, you're probably gonna have to go. - Asian. - Asia. - Gotta go Asian. - You have to go Asian. You kinda curries the sauce. Curries the sauce to me. - That's a soup. - All the glaze, all the Thai glaze is all that shit. Whatever that is. - And peanut sauce. - They got it. - For the sauce. - They got it. - I know. - Condiments, it's not, they don't even have hines in fucking Europe, bro. - Yeah, I said. - They don't even have hines. - But we American, we are. - What the hell is going on over there? What are they? Did they got no AC? You got no ice in a coke. - Yeah. - And you got no hines? - Yeah. - How I'm supposed to have an ember in peace. - They don't even really know how to do that. - Yeah. - Put mayo. - They put mayo. - And it's not even the good mayo, too. - They're mayo. - It's too gelatinous. - Yeah. - They got to turn it into ayoli because they're regular mayo sucks. Our regular mayo starts as ayoli. (laughing) - We don't even have it, why would you have mayo when you could start with ayoli? - That's the point. - Come on. - I'm with you. - Cut out the middle man. Get some AC. Mark said 40,000 Frenchmen died during a heat wave. - That is true. - If they put him down in America. - That's the whole idea. - That's not true, yeah. - Because of no AC. - Yeah. - You need air conditioning, guys. - Need ice? - Mm-hmm. - You need ice. - I was telling you, the Green Party of France is like the most ecologically friendly party they came out with official statements. So you know what guys? We approve of AC. Sent shock waves to the front. - Really, okay. - They couldn't believe it. But finally, they were like, yeah, we're gonna do. - Amid AC. - When we clarify, when we say AC, it's 72 and below. - 72 degrees and below. - You're even a little high with that one. But I'll let you ride. - I know Zora was saying keep it at 78. - Easy, easy. - This is America. - He was feeling a little too good. Nix of five. He was like off the high. He's like, oh, we don't need it. But he was wild. - I put my shirt to 64, just to spite to him, even suggesting such a thing. Our AC blew out of me. (laughing) - It was cold for a little. - It was cold for a little bit. - It was your blue fuck out. - So maybe it was right, but there is no, we're not doing the restrictions on AC in America. - We did that. - What's the point? - Now, you gotta turn off Times Square first. - Turn it off. - Yeah. - Turn off the billboard and then I'll turn off the AC. - Yo. - Keep, keep, keep, keep going. - Why does COVID-19 coldly get to run all their shit? And I gotta be hot. That just seems crazy to me. You're asking me to come and see you. - He's back. - Let's just, let's do order of operations. - Let's cook. - Order of operations. - I like this. - That's what I'm saying. - I like this, right? - Keep going on this. - This is what I like. - Damn. - 'Cause I had an emotional reaction and you got some logical facts behind it. - Okay. - Keep going on this one. What else should we turn on? - Gracie mentioned. - That shit gotta be. - We gotta make that 75 degrees. - You know what I mean? 78 maybe. - 80. - Mm-hmm. - And then office buildings, Goldman Sachs, and then you work your way all the way down. - Mm-hmm. - I think we need to, I think we need an official order and you put on a billboard with lights and you go, "Oh, we're in this zone right here. Times Square turn." - You know the whole city hall or whatever it is at 78 before my baby's cooking. - Exactly. - My baby doesn't need to come. - MTA, turn it off. 'Cause I've been paying my AC bills. - MTA, MTA, turn it off. - I'm in the subway. - Yeah, I'm in the subway. - Hey, street lights in a dark alleyway. Turn 'em off. - Turn 'em off. - Turn 'em off. - Exactly. - Yes. - That's your graph. - No, I see you. - They're gonna die anyway. Turn it off. - Oh. - Turn it off. - I'm not gonna sweat. - Okay, he's 80 years old. - We got him. - We got him. - Yeah, my kid's gonna live so long. It's like your red card rule. I'm not gonna take years off my kid's life. This guy's 82 smoking, trying to get a kidney transplant. - I like that. Turn 'em off time square, bro. - Yeah. - He's also so cool if he was all blacked out to see it. - Right? - Yeah. - I mean, I don't know about that, but yeah. - That'd be awesome. All I'm saying is, this is America. We all throttled. (laughing) We all throttled air conditioner. There's not, we're not gonna have this life of abundance here and then start throttling air conditioner. - Exactly. - We're not gonna do two ice cubes in your Coca-Cola, because we're gonna run out of ice. Turn on those wind fans, make more wind. Cool us down. - So I'm talking. - Exactly. Down the fields with the giant things. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I like that. - Right? - I like this. - Mark is back. - Mark is back. - All you have to do is go to Europe for two weeks and he realized how amazing America is. - Oh my God. Nothing feels better than going back after you've been in Europe for a while. And you go into the customs line, and the guy stamps your shit. Welcome back. - Welcome back, bro. I feel like I was on the Iwo Jima. - I can't hold it. - I was like, "Yo, it's fucking eye eye cabinet." - I was so excited. They make that shit fire. Do you see the giant American flag? I'm like, "God, this is awesome." - It's amazing. - Yeah. - It's amazing. - That's what the whole world got to witness during the World Cup. - Mm-hmm. - And this guy came over from Cape Verde. He got 28 million followers. He started a Bozinga term with 50,000. So Bozinga, and I think he got a deal, right? - Oh yeah. - Did he get a contract somewhere? - I think they're looking at it. But I mean, he's also 40. So I don't know exactly what he can do. - So I'm going to be a. - So I'm going to the next 10 day. - Not to be a hater, but if you're a player, they probably just run it it up, right? - Right. - I'm going to find some. - That sounds large, Joe. - Nah, he was a trending story. - He was a trending story, bro. - Yeah. - He was all over. - I mean, he was a huge trending story. 10 million likes on his 440,000 comments. - He was a trending story, yeah. - It was big. - Also, you asked me if I could change a rule. - Yeah, if you could change a rule in soccer. - When they do the pre-game photo, we got to stop with his stance. - This is what happens when you let Europeans decide the rules. - You talk about when they announce it to players, and they're all like, no, no, no. - That part of swag when they're just getting their fucking colons pushed in by the back line. - Like they always bend down, like awkwardly, right in front of the back of the back. - Take a knee or something. - Yeah, take a knee, right? - Like crouch, I think a crouch could work. - But that's not a rule. What's a rule you would change in soccer? - There's gotta be a way to penalize-- - Flopping? - Like flopping. - It's just the worst part of the game. And like, I get why they do it. Like, there's a benefit. You flop, you get a penalty, you score it. Like, it changes the entire trajectory of the tournament, but there's just gotta be a way to force it better. Like, if you get caught diving, media yellow card. - Yeah, that'd be sick. - So they were trying to do that, this tournament. - They were trying to get the VR stuff. - I think they gave the VR stuff. - They've done it a little bit. And let the record show also, a lot of times when these guys grab their shins, that shit hurts. - Stop it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a good point here. - Let's say you're walking through your bedroom. It's dark, no lights, because the AC and everythings turned off to conserve energy. - I know exactly. - You smack your shin directly into a table? - Yes, I go. - Ow! - I don't roll around. - Yes, you do. - Yes, I have. - No, no, no. - Who's rolling around your left foot? You put it on there and you go, "Damn!" And then your girl goes, "You okay?" And you go, "Shut the fuck up!" And then you take a minute and then you're good. - But you're not rolling around on the floor like a little bitch, and then once they give you the call you want, then you start smiling and jump right up. - All of a sudden, I'm good now. - They got nowhere to see, bro. - Come on, they've nowhere to see. - They got nowhere to see. - How's we're in a risk place? (laughing) - And spike ball. - Yeah, bro. - Hey. - I'm gonna get you lost. - I'm gonna get you lost in spike ball. - You are, dad, believe me. - I'm gonna ask. - You're starting for her (bleep) you, Nader. (laughing) - Yeah, what's your problem? - I'm a good number nine, bro. - What if it sticks that? - Does that, what is the idea? It's just limiting your upward motion of the risk? - Yeah, and it gets me to stop doing stuff with it. 'Cause I keep forgetting to keep on injured and then I keep doing it. - You never got tennis elbow at all? - Yeah, when I first started playing. - It did affect you more on this side or this side? - The outside. - Interesting. - Yeah. - I should fuck me up in here. - Oh, really? - And I was like, how is that tennis elbow? And they're like, it's the same. - You're probably just trying to muscle it through. - 100%. - Zero body weight, zero talent or skill or nothing at all. It's embarrassing. - You've been playing Pat? - Yeah. - You still getting out there? - No, I did, I played this past weekend, but I didn't play, I didn't play when we were out in LA doing the movie. - You're just there in the whole day. - And I was getting up on stage? - I got up on the weekends. - Oh, good, good, good. - It must've been so nice. - Yeah, it was sick. - It was really good. - Being locked in a movie set for eight hours a day and then being able to go and be with people. - That is the balance that I didn't do when I was in Australia. That there's part of me to wish I did. But there's also like, you've got to spend time with the family. But forget about bringing my family out to LA. And you're basically at the movie from seven in the morning until like seven in the night and an hour ride home. So I'm like, okay, so I don't see them at all. So come the weekend, I'm like, I'm not about to be like, hey guys, I'm going to go play paddle for three hours. Gotcha. You know, we're going to go to the farmer's market or whatever the fuck. - Nice. - What is a farmer's market really besides the same thing over and over again in every booth? - Yeah. It's just like kind of white people feel like they're in a village. - Is that the idea? Is it like a cosplay of like-- - It's like medieval times for moms. - Yes. - I think that's kind of what it is. - It's like, oh, we're like so, you know. - I'm foraging. - We're so quaint, you know, we're like, we're here. where we have a basket. - Yes. - Yeah. - These blueberries came all the way from a grocery store. - And they brought them here, like how did they do? They don't even take off the Drisco. - That's what she said. - It says Drisco on it. We could get these at home. - Product of Guatemala. - I'm like, that's not farm, that's, that's an over there. - I'm like, what are you doing? - Oh, really? They're really doing that at the farm market? - I don't know, there's people growing their shit. - They'd be saying it, but like, when you think the guy's a connoisseur is selling Gucci, bro, this is this whole thing is, don't fall for it, bro. - Yeah. - Don't go to the farm market. - I never went. - It's good for the vibe. You kind of get to go get a free sample. You smell lavender soap. - It's also gill-free snacks. Like when you buy a cookie or something at the farmer's market, it doesn't feel, 'cause they put in like a brown paper. - What is it? - Brown paper, you're like, dude, this is from the earth. And this should came off a tree. - That's bad. - It's plastic. - It feels like, very disgusting. - Ooh, yeah, dude, but a nice preservatives. - Cookie in a brown paper? - Yeah. - Or a fresh peach, they say it's a fresh peach. - Yeah. - The ants on that shit still, you bet. - Oh, this came from the earth. - The earth, yeah, exactly. - It came right from the earth. - You also trick yourself in the thing it takes different than any of the fucking peach you have in your entire life. - Hmm. - Yeah, kind of this is dense. - Why we hate you, bro? We gotta be positive. - Yeah, we gotta be positive. - I love farmers. - I love farmers. - You don't have a farm. You seem like a type that puts some shit on your roof and you're doing a broken film. - That should take a long time. I got some trees. I got a hydrangea. - Okay. I got a tree. - It tipped over. - Oh, from that wind? - Yeah. - You got a hydrangea? - Yeah. - Aren't they beautiful? - I used to have a hydrangea. - And game over. - Now I have like a stick. - I got like a, there's a pot with a stick in it. 'Cause it used to be a hydrangea that tipped over and then it all died. - Yeah. - Kind of a bummer. - Yeah, maybe you need like a more firm place for it. - Something. - Yeah. - But this is a lot of upkeep. - Yeah. - Trying to tend to a garden. - It's, oh yeah. - Kind of that kind of times. - She was your wife. - I got a kid. She's got a wife, but she's got a kid. She has her own thing she's got to grow. Man, she's growing this child. - Yo, they got it easy, yo. (laughing) - Son, don't tell jokes. - Don't tell. - Jokes, not. - They got to be the same hard chill out. - Don't even stop. - It's the hardest job in the world. - Yes. - That shit is hard. - But I'll just say back in a day, they used to do a little bit more. (laughing) - You get why, you get why the feminist movement happened. All guys really had to say was, yo, it's hard what y'all are doing while we're at work. That's all we had to say. And we didn't say that. And then they were like, well, we're gonna work now. And then they started going to work. And they were like, yo, this shit kind of easier than raising the kids. - 'Cause it is. - Yeah. - All we had to be like is, yo, you guys got the hard job. And we couldn't do that. Even now that shit is hard. - Yeah. - But that shit is, I'm not saying this at all to Panda. I mean it genuinely, that shit. 'Cause there's not a moment where you can't pay attention. I've never had to do stand up and shit at the same time. - Yeah. - And like, I can leave that part of the job and then go take a shit. - And they're just trying to kill themselves constantly. - Yeah, yeah. - Mark's parenting style is interesting. (laughing) - Let's talk about it. - The kids, we were out of the Hamptons, right? So the kids are like hanging out together. So he came out with his wife and the kids. So his kid is like, how much? Six months younger than their child? - Yeah. - And like, I'm always feeling bad. I don't want child older like fuck getting buddy up. So like, child will go grab his kid. And then like, I'll be like, child, chill, chill, chill, chill. We got to be gentle, we got to be gentle. - He's rough with this motherfucker. - Mark goes, you know what, I kind of just let them figure it out and if they figure it out, you know, he'll be like, I was like, where? He's like, yeah, yeah. Child just slammed his head on the corner of a table. (laughing) Don't cash shit. - You got to learn. - Mark is like, he'll just come to me. And he's like, nah. - Well, so we're Mark, chill, back to party. - Yeah. - So maybe that is a good strategy. Maybe you let him work out. - The next time I don't if you notice your daughter is trying to grab and he kind of dutts. He kind of, he bobbed a little. - Oh, he learned. - He learned. - He kind of like, he's moving. He's been to a jump rope. He's been, he's been dialed in. But like, they get fucked up and then they kind of, they get a little bit less. - That is, I'll be honest, the coolest thing in life. - But it's probably easy to deal with a boy. - Yeah, you think that changes anything? - Maybe I can't say. - 100%. - I don't think I want him. - 100. I'm way less delicate with my boy. - But is that because he's a boy? 'Cause it's the second choice of a boy. (laughing) He's a boy. - There's a child, there's other things. - 100%. Second child, there's way different. Number two. But like, definitely with boy, you're like, ah, he could get some scars. - Yeah. That's character on a dude, a scar. - Exactly. - You know? - Yeah, yeah. - You got a story to tell. - You got a toughen him up a little bit. - Girl got a scar. She got a fucking get a real job. (laughing) - You know what I mean? Like, you got, you know what I mean? - Join the circus or something. I ain't no, I ain't know what you got to do. I ain't know what you're doing. - 'Cause they don't see him that much. They gotta do something. I don't know where they go. (laughing) - Yeah, that is a good point. I was thinking about this as a double standard. 'Cause like, as men get older, we become weathered. And it's almost like a compliment. Like, oh, he's a weathered man. - Yes. - Yeah, man. But yeah, if you describe it a woman is a weathered man. (laughing) - He's going, "Fuck you ain't all this weathered, bro." Get an umbrella, meekin' like. - Why are you weathered? - But it is the most fire shit to like, I mean, you're obviously what's younger than me, but like, to hang out with your friends and have your kids be hanging out with each other. That is a really cool thing to watch. - Yeah, that's awesome. - Like, you think you made it. Like, I was just like sitting there at the party. I'm like, watching friends that I went to college with. And their children hanging around with mine and like, their kids are like, kind of like, baby sitting, mine and playing with that. And it was just like, yeah. - Yeah, thank you for having us over. That was. - Of course, man. - It was a wonderful time. - It was a great time, man. - True. - That's true. - I'm glad I wasn't sickness this time. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - That's why I survived. - Just like, it was passed away. - Yeah. - Fuck, that was ill. - Trying to get jacked. And I got some fucking protein powder. And I'm like, boy, and that shit was poisoning me for like, three weeks out of summer. - That's what. - Yeah. - I got off the protein powder. I stopped having diarrhea. - We got a research chemical. He got the Chinese, like, peptide. - You just always just go and beat that. - Forever. - He's all right. - He's not too bad. - He's not too bad. - He's always saying. He's FDA. - Yeah, it's not too bad. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm like a Monsanto. - Right. - You're not gonna get all the nutrients, but you're not gonna get too bad. - Right? I can accept that. - Exactly. - Have you ever seen this video of when women first wanted Australian bars? - Yeah. - Have you seen this? - Yeah. - I don't find it. - They were acting like beef was the thing. - It was a Tarantina game. - Yeah. - Yeah, I got to save algorithms. Now you see it, the safe shit. - Do you object to people like me walking in and having a drink here amongst you? - Well, it's not the addition, but I think for myself that the place for women is the Sloan bar on the lounge. - Why? What's wrong with us? We're not doing any harm, are we? - I don't want to mean if I want to talk or swear or something like that. And there's a woman standing behind me. You can't, can you? - You think women are gonna be shocked by your language. That's why you don't want them in here, is it? - Well, were you all. - Well, let me put it this way. - You're like putting a restrained on yourselves. - You're afraid of women. - It's laid out. (all laughing) - This guy, going to a bar being hammered, having to argue with some hiding stuff on it. He's like, "No one's gonna ever see this." - He's kind of like good. - What? - They're basically going like, "Hey, we want to be respectful when we're around you." - Yeah. - And we don't feel like we can be respectful if you're, no, sorry, and we don't feel like we can just let loose when we're here. - You know, we're not coming here just to drink. We're coming here to let loose, and we can't do that if you're here. I think it's, I don't know. I think this is supposed to be like some exposé about how sexist men are, and they just found out they really respect women. Isn't that what all of them are saying? I just want to say curse words, and I feel bad saying in front of you. It's like having kids around, you're like, "Mm-hmm." - But it's probably during feminist movement where they're like, "Hey, we want to be treated equal." So, treat us the same way. So, curse in front of us is not gonna make us feel away. That seems like she got the haircut that matches that bit. - Yeah, I think she got that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with that fit. - Mixorlies didn't let women until the '70s. - Oh, that's right. - It kind of crazed the '70s, so late. - Yeah. - All right. - So, I thought to realize why guys go to the bar, huh? (laughs) - Another to do it, just as an SMB's. - Yeah, you just want to let loose. - You just want to ask the SMB's and the C's with the boys. - Now we just have the barbershop, that's it. That's the last place. - For now, so that hair curl walks in there. Studs up in there, no? (laughs) - They mend them. - You, you, like, you not changing nothing around a stunt. - Nothing. - They probably appreciate that. - Yeah. - That's what I was expecting. - That's extremely, that's what I was expecting. - They don't like when you train them like a woman. - Yo, but then what's the difference between studying trans? Why haven't the studs gone, like, yo, no, I'm trans? They, it's like, they're stud. - Yeah. - 'Cause it's like it's own gender. - It's its own gender, yeah. It's not interesting, it's a good one. - No, they're just like, I'm a woman. - I haven't vagina, but I'm a stud. - I'm a stud, yeah. - But I'm like the more masculine version of that. - Yeah. - It's fire, I think. - Kinda nice. - Stuzz are kind of like running up the internet right now. I'm seeing a lot of stud content. (laughs) Have you not seen this? - Yeah. - I've seen Skie was leaning in a little bit. - Yeah. (beep) - Jesus. - Jesus. 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It's like, no, you're not. You're proud of your country. But the football team gives you this thing that you can celebrate your country for. That's because Israel wasn't playing. I'm sure, I thought Argentina made it into it. People find it any type of way. I saw a cross game. I saw like a de-legal cross game. It was like America versus Israel. And it was like 10-0. And all the commas were like, "Yeah." But they still get to it. Oh, I was like, "I was like, think you can lay the cross." Yeah, I was doing that in a group chat. Fucking Argentina wins and somehow it's fucking Israel's full. I'm like, "How the fuck are you doing?" Don't say y'all just say David Sanchez. He's mad. He's mad. He's mad. He's mad. He's not as well. Yeah, I don't see what that face. You're the picture of messy kissing the wall. I'm like, how these two things are late. No, there's a great power of play. As the days are going for now. Like, who do you think's going to win the whole thing? Frank Spain got it. Yeah, light work. France and I have a close. Lamine Lamas. Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah, he's nice. I mean, we're going to support now. Next goes out. I know those are team USA's out. Farmer. Scotland's out. All my teams are out. So if Messi wins another one, he's certified the greatest soccer player that's ever existed. Two world cups. Yeah, back to back. It's pretty crazy. You can't take it away. Like, what is the argument even? FIFA corruption outside of FIFA corruption, which they will eventually forget about because Maradona smacked the ball at his hand and they still looked at him as the greatest years later. Yeah. Yeah. So there's part of it that like, I like, I like greatness. He's not Tom Brady. Do you even give it up? Yeah. He's like, this might be better than 28-3. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. The corruption bullshit. How do you explain the three goals, though? Yeah, that's the soccer. It's not like, like, that's the goal, bro. It's hard to score. Yeah. That's, that's my thing. I'm like, bro, you're up to nothing. Like, they got a goal taken away. Yeah. So it should have been three. Well, it should have, at that point, it would have been two zero. Then they ended up scoring. Exactly. But like, had they went up two zero, maybe they wouldn't have pushed this hard. Exactly. Yeah. That's true. That's true. And then like, our team was playing kind of dirty. They smacked an Egyptian player in the face. I like to see, I want to see Egypt win, to be honest. Oh, no, I was going for Egypt. I was going for Egypt. Right? Like, it's so far. France, Morocco. Who do you got? Oh, that's one room for Morocco. France and Morocco tomorrow. I'm moving from Morocco. I'm going for France. France, 77% chance on the coast. Yeah, I mean, yeah. From what these guys say, the French is spain, spain, spain, spain, 73 Norway, England. I got to go England. I bet you England has an edge, probably like 55%. 64, 36. I'm beyond the two. Everybody hates England. And who hates England? Like everybody. They're like Argentina of the tournament. Really? Nobody roots for England. But I also get, there's like an imperialist mindset behind this as well. Okay. So like, England kind of feels in a lot of waves like the fucking Yankees. You know, like everybody just hates, but that don't think they have like the winning history of the Yankees, but there still is this animosity. Like, when England win, it bothers people. And if I wasn't Scottish, I'll be rooting for them just because I know there's no way and I like their chance. They have the best chance. Their fans are the best. And the players are nice. Jew. Belling him was just a. Oh, that guy's a stud gentleman. And like, just worked his ass off in the game. He was very, very easy to root for it. Yeah. So I kind of like England, even though it breaks my Scottish family's heart, I have, I fuck with them. Yeah. So Morocco and England, I'm probably rooting for. Yeah. All right. What do we got? What do we got? What are the odds? Yeah, any other games? Yeah. Yeah. RGT that's what you need. Switzerland. What do you got? Come on. I want Switzerland barges hands going 72 percent on RGT. I don't want either team. They'd be nice to see Switzerland kind of get at it. Right? They're like a crazy underdog. Oh, that neutral shit. Switzerland. Yeah. No, I'm telling you. No, he's saying historically here. He's still historically. Yeah. That's what he's doing. Yeah, they're great. They're neutral. They're not neutral. They're not neutral at all. Yeah. He doesn't like either one. Exactly. So what do you want to do? But imagine being Switzerland in the country. All right. Yeah. Can you imagine it? It's not sick as hell. Like it's a beautiful country, but like you're just surrounded by people that are just annoying. Yeah. Like America, we have like the greatest people below us. Yeah. And the nicest people above us. Yeah. It's like clearly God favors us. Yeah. That's true. That is true. There's no question whether God favors America or not because they gave us the best neighbors in the history of the world. Canada, US, Mexico, come. That's us. That's that's what God gave us, bro. We're the seed of existence, bro. No, for real. Think about that. Is there a place on the planet like not everybody? We take it for granted. If we go up north, they're the nicest, kindest, most accepting people. And if we go north south, they are the most fun, jovial, awesome people. Mm-hmm. Okay. They all believe in the right God. Yeah. Crisis gig, right? So it's just okay. Where are you going to be Switzerland? To your left are the rudest people in the planet. To your right are the most autistic people in the fucking planet. South, you got Italy, kind of, but you got the German, Italy. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. And they give them waterfalls. They're fucking hiking through. You know, yeah, it wasn't neutral. You get one. I don't want to be friends with none of you. What am I supposed to do here? We're up in a mountain. Nicolas. Is that so tender? Yeah. That sucks. Imagine being something like I know we always go like, oh, Europe, you're so close to all these different places. So you can kind of fuck out of there. That sucks. Like, think about there. You are stuffed. Mm-hmm. Think about that. I get why Switzerland is like, yeah, I don't want to play with them. Yo, where are us? You see them with journeys about you're like, nah, can't do that. And also their languages are just infiltrating your country. You got no chance. They haven't figured out what language they want. They're so mutually haven't figured out what fucking language they want to speak. I always speak all. We speak every language. English. You should speak English. That's what you should fucking speak. What if Trump got that one? What if Trump was like, hey, we also got Switzerland. I don't want it. Wait, no, wait, why? I don't want it. Why? I had another of them. Do you know? I mean, their mod seems beautiful. You know, it seems like a nice place. I don't want it. I don't want it, Mark. I don't want it. One bit. If you're a Switzerland, what do you do? Nah, I could use that. Then it's another place that's, we have to protect that's around about people that hate them. They have to twist them. They have to. Give it one. Give it one. It's another place to speak multiple languages. They can defend themselves or they got the Swiss guard. They got these boys defending their nation. That's kind of fly. Hold up, Nick's colors too. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why didn't we show up like this? We were going to talk about the mix. I was going to wear that. No, they snapped with that. What's the chance of Mexico? This is the last World Cup thing I'll bring up. This guy, all-time great Mexican. Guys going by with the beers, takes his flag. Slurp. Oh, legend. Okay, this is why they're the best people. The greatest people in planet Earth. That's fine. We should be thanking our lucky stars that they're right down next to us. We're going to get a bit next to Switzerland. But shout out, but shout out, Canada too. I fucks with them. Good group of guys up there. - They're good, good group of guys. - Yeah. - No comment. - I'm never upset when I go to Canada. I'm always happy. - Yeah. - I go, I like that too, everybody got here. This is nice, you know? - France, amazing stuff and beautiful and the service is great, the food is, but it doesn't get any time. - You feel attention. - Yeah, yeah, they don't want you. You don't want them, it's the whole. - Ireland during the day? - Feel something. - It's a little dark. - A little dark. - Ireland at night. - Oh, it turns out. - Oh, you see why this tiny little place created all this art. - The best music ever. - Oh my God, God bless them. - You almost want to be a vampire. Like if you were a vampire, you'd be in Ireland. - Ireland, yeah. - 'Cause no one would ask where you were. - And no one would care if you took the women out. Like if you know, definitely no concern with the rapper. - All right, you want to do some feelings, no facts? - Yep. - Should we talk about the next? - We got it, we got it. - I know it's a little late. - First of all, can I just want to say that I am invested? Okay, so I have to. - You have to read this one. - This is the greatest flavor that has ever been existed in pouches. - This is not an ad. This is me just telling you that this is the greatest. I went to a smaller dose. - Just do more. - You know my heart. - Yeah, just a feeling more. - You know my heart. - Yeah, man. - That is the best, like a little desire. - It's the raspberry lemonade from fucking, what was it, cheesecake factory or something like that? And then like a razz, it is, it's like a slushy. - It was. - It's just dessert. - Your order at a restaurant? - It's raspberry lemonade, raspberry lemonade sessions. - And sometimes I have them. I don't bring them out in a little plate. - Can you actually shut up? - No, I had a restaurant that I'm going to do. I'm going to do that. - That's going to be one of my main desserts. - Instead of like a little mint after the food. - I think you have a little chocolate. - Yeah, I have a little set up. - It's like, wait, that's a fantastic idea. - Right. - That's what I won after I eat. - After I have a delicious meal, I just want a little pouch. - They get in Europe, they'll be like, - Oh, yeah, it's actually a really good idea. The way that all these fucking stuff is popping, just have a menu for those. - That's right, I saw it at a bar. - I saw it at a bar recently. They just had 'em behind the counter. I was like, that is a great idea. 'Cause that's what they use to have with the Sigi Wiggies. - Yeah. - That one really? - Back in the day, I'm older than you. There used to be a vending machine for the Sigi Wiggies. - Yep. - Wow. - That's cool knobs. - Yeah, they were awesome. - That was the coolest vending machine. - Yeah. I mean, a Sigi Wiggie after a meal. Well, you're sitting in a nice cafe in France, outside. - They nailed that. - Blown in the face of a six year old that only knows smoke. - That's what happened to us. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's what happens when you live in Europe. You just blow smoke at a six year old's face. - Yeah. - And everyone likes it. - And they like it. - Yeah. - I grew up in Europe. - That's awesome. - You're actually not my trash. You're European. - Yeah. - I don't know that. - It's funny. Some of my family's smokes, and they asked, they were like, do you friend smoke girls? - No, they don't smoke. - And I thought for two more things, I was like, oh my gosh. - Yeah. - One of my friends. - Ribs, darts, every time they have one beer. - I think they just drink for excuse to smoke. I don't even think they want to drink. - Yes. - I think they're just like, I want to smoke but I need to justify it to myself and I'm sober enough to not do it. - I think about Sigi Wiggie's more than I think about Molly or Exissing because I haven't done any of that shit since I had kids. - Oh, okay. - And that is. - Yeah. - Sigi Wiggie. - Overdo. - Drunk at the bar. - Outside taking a break. Rip a little bogey. - Your ears kind of ringing. - Yeah, I'm in. - I actually care right now. I'm trying to cleanse my body. - What? - And do an ayahuasca this week. - Whoa. - You are doing? - Yeah. - Where? - Upstate. - Jersey actually, but not far. Like Ayahuway. - Sounds authentic? - Yeah. - Ayahuasca capital. - That's real good. - No, that's a lady. She comes from Colombia. She like does the ceremony like once a month until like, she's Italian. - No, no, no. She's real good. - And where is ceremony at? - Like they get an Airbnb. And then they just several people like between like five to eight people, whatever. And then they have like helpers and all this type of stuff. As I looked it up, it's really legit. And yeah, I'm nervous. - No, I don't be nervous. - Who'd you cross reference this with? - So I heard from my friend's wife. And then I did some research on the lady. And she's legit. - And you spoke to other people that went with her? - No. - So I heard LinkedIn look good. - Are you gonna be in the jungle? 'Cause part of it is like becoming one with the earth. So you need to be around trees and-- - Oh, not necessarily. Like a lot of people, they kinda after they drink it, then do the shitting and all that stuff. They just laying down. - And they just go to Hoboken and just-- - No, they just like laying down. - Yeah, but you don't want a distraction. You only like to the city with cars. - It is a way. - It's like one of those houses in the woods. And it's like, okay. - I'm waiting for everything. - Yeah, you have like a campground and all that type of stuff. But yeah, I'm gonna miss two days of the Jay-Z concert. I'm really sad about that. - You're missing both days. - Well, he's doing three. So I'm gonna see the first day and then-- - You were planning to go to all three? - Yeah. - You're gonna not drink and go to the Jay-Z concert? - Yeah. - You're gonna not have anything at the Jay-Z concert. Sober, so-and-go, sober. - Yeah, I love Jay-Z. I can appreciate it. - The way you first listened to Jay-Z. - Yeah. - That was probably sober. I was a child. - Of course you were. - The way that you did it back in the day. - Are you nervous? - Yes. - No, don't be nervous. - Actually very. - No, I think you'll be fine. You'll come back for sure. - Most people do. - Yeah. - What? (laughing) - He's nervous. - Yeah. - It's gonna be great. - Yeah, I don't think you'll have any lasting psychological effects. - No, 100%. - We'll see. - What do you think you're gonna find in there, Al? - I don't know. - I'm coming, that's what I'm curious. I wonder what comes up. - I am scared though. I'm really nervous. - Are you going with someone you know? - No. - How long? - Yeah. - You shouldn't get out. (laughing) - You're seeing her. - You're not going with your girl? - No. - She doesn't want to do it. - She's not ready for it. - She doesn't do it. - And her? - Okay. - Is she going to go low? - Yeah. It's actually probably better. Like, don't know what the fuck is gonna come up. - Yeah, maybe I want to experience that alone. - Your memories are yours, remember that. - Stop it. Whatever you think of as yours, stop. - Enjoy it, okay. It's all I'm saying, whatever comes up. - They go right. - Okay, no. - That's just gonna happen. - I'm gonna put these stuff to my home. - They don't. - Oh, no. - You better take that fucking drug. It's gonna be the day where you shit. You're gonna be sitting there combating toast. They're gonna put a day to you for hours. - It's not an hour. - It's not an hour. - Sitting with the grandmother. All right, they call it. They're sitting with grandmother. - She's gonna be balanced on that crazy stuff. (laughing) - You're gonna wake up, throw up. - She'll be stressed. - Bounce on that crazy stuff. - The ceremony, all right? - No, no. You had a crazy dream. Like, grandma was balanced on a crazy stuff. - She was balanced on a crazy stuff. - Yeah, that's a side effect. A lot of people haven't that. - And you're a side effect. - Bouncing on it. Bouncing on it. Are you going into defensive at all? Are you gonna, like. - Nah, nah. - No expectations either. I just wanna go. Just see what happens, yeah. - I can't wait to hear it. - How much is it? - Oh, it's not, like 200. - That's it? - Yeah. - No, you gotta, it's not out. - It's not out there. - Per session. So some people do like two or three. Think of Jay-Z concert. You gotta go multiple. - You going, you going, you going. Bro. - This? - How much is a bag of blow? - Seven, he's made one, two or a dollar. - Yeah. - She should be like a thousand. - We can do like that. - She's made a little cut. - What's the matter about how little a cup is? It's like hours long experience. - Yeah, that is true. But it's not for recreation. - A little drug, guys. - Yeah, but she's doing it for a minimum wage. (laughs) - She's a real one. - It's her hell. - I'm concerned about this magic. You just chopping out some shit from your backyard. It's probably, she's probably making decent money. - Oh, she's taking it in, she's smuggling in from Columbia. - I don't know how she gets it here. I don't want to get, oh, actually, let me not say a name. (laughs) - Which has a cool name though. Like a really cool name. (laughs) - Can you say it and believe it? - Yeah, you almost said it, it's like (bleep) in Spanish. - Yeah, yeah, they call it that. - Please believe that. - I like that Al said it, it's like this in Spanish and the Spanish and English word are the exact same. - I, it's like chocolate. - I just knew I would've said it wrong by chocolate. - So I don't know about this one. If you said it was expensive, I'd be like, "All right, this is one of those things you want to pay top dollar for." - That's actually the, the going rate? - The going rate, yeah. - So you do 204, the ceremony, each ceremony. If you want to do more than one. So I'm going Saturday morning. If I want to sit for another ceremony, then it'll be another 200. And then you pay 104, the air baby costs. - Are you in a journal at all? - That wasn't planted on it. - I'm certain some people do that. A journal before you kind of work out some thoughts in your mind. - Yeah, I might, but I can do that on my phone. Well, actually, I think they do no phones. I don't know. I don't know. - Are you going to sleep there? - Yeah. - Or you're paying no money for this. I'm looking up. - Yeah. - Tell me the going rate. - In Costa Rica, it's $600 to $2,000. - And that's in a third world country where people are knocking coconuts off of a fucking tree. - That's on the road. - They need the money. - But that's where you rich fucks you go down. - Yeah. - It's like all I find in myself and she's like, "They know they can get you." - Yeah. - If you want private villas, medical supervision, spa facilities, it's four to eight year-end in Costa Rica. - Yo, you don't want that. - What about Jersey? - What about the fucking Jersey price? - Yeah, I want to go out Jersey now. - Give me the tone of the rental special. What's the Jersey price? - Call it, call it Neil Brennan right now. (laughing) - It's yo. - Weekend ceremonies, two to three days, is $500 to $1,200. - In America. - And you got the group on. - Yeah, that's fun. - Nah, if I did all three sessions, then it would be 600 plus two nights. - So you're over paying. - Yeah, that would be, I would try to negotiate them. - 800, if I were to do all the sessions, but I'm not doing it. - It's got over paying for Alaska. - Yo. - Yeah. >> Yeah, Neil, you're on the pod real quick, Alex is going to do his first ayahuasca ceremony and he found a shaman and Hoboken new jersey. >> She's from Colombia. >> Is he gay and he's spending $200 for the whole experience as he gay and ripped off? >> They're lying. >> I don't think 200 isn't enough. >> You can pay how much you want. >> You were going to a Chinese place and the entrees are like six bucks and your life. Now, let's go someplace more expensive. >> Yeah, that's kind of what we're thinking. >> 200 is not enough. >> That's per day. >> It should start off as per session. >> He might as well do it on Canal Street. >> Okay, so you say that Alex should look at it. A different shaman. >> Yes. >> What does Neil know? >> Neil, you've only done it 10 times? >> 20 times. >> 20 times? >> Yes, so his don't take. >> Okay, well, we will report back, Neil. Thank you for at least advising him. >> Let me know if he's still with us. I'm very good. >> I got it. >> I'll report back. >> I'm excited for you if I'm still alive. >> You'll be fine. >> You'll be fine. >> Start doing it. >> I'm going to stop there. >> Graham Hancock gave some advice when he came on this very show that when I took mushrooms, I still remember and I was very helpful for me. >> What do you say? >> But whenever the thing comes up, it's the most awful price in New Jersey. >> Exactly. >> Exactly. >> Use an AMX experience point. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> To try and get this job. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> He said when the most terrifying thing comes up, the words he said were when the snake rears its head, jump into its mouth. >> Ooh. >> So whenever the thing that comes up that you're most afraid of, go straight at it. Don't try to run because that's how you have a bad trip. You go straight forward and you confront it. You'll be safe and it's just a psychological test. >> Cool. >> I'm going to take that. >> You're fucked yourself. >> All right. >> But listen, before we go, we have to discuss the mix. >> Okay. >> Because I can't believe we haven't done a pod since we- >> You have. >> Sorry. >> [LAUGH] >> No, did you guys do? >> Yeah. >> We have a Flaker. >> Yeah. >> We have a Flaker test. >> We went to games 3, 4, and 5. We were at Tanya's wedding, okay? Tanya's wedding was- >> Immaculate. >> Friday, Saturday, Sunday. >> Amazing. >> Unbelievable time. >> Great. >> It's one of those things where culture around, like culture provides so much for this type of celebration. >> Mm-hm. >> Fuck, isn't it? >> I don't know what that sound was, but it is essentially a cultural celebration. >> Do you guys hear that? >> Mm-hm. >> Maybe you guys hear it. >> It's a lane. >> You definitely hear that. Okay. >> It's out there. >> It's out there. >> And it might make it out. >> It might make it out. >> Okay, that was arched. Anyway, but it was just awesome to see that element of it. I think a lot of times with weddings in America specifically, one because our culture is young, so we don't have a typical American wedding yet, you know what I mean? There's some stuff we do that's culturally unique. >> Like what? >> And a garter belt thing. >> Yeah, yeah. >> It's very specifically American. >> Oh really? >> It is so strange. >> I hate it. >> I'm assuming it's America. >> I don't know. >> Whatever. >> I imagine there's just some relic of some agent, like Arabic thing where like you're not allowed to touch them until you get married or something like that. >> But it's like the husband going under there in front of her family and pulling it off with his teeth. >> Great. >> And then it gives it to a guy and then he puts it on a bridesmaid's leg. >> We're figuring it out. >> There aren't these like legacy, like thousands of years of like institutional marriage that is like tied to a culture. So it was cool to see that, like you know rituals existed for thousands of these Moroccan things that exist for like thousands of years. You're like what the fuck? This is so sick. >> Yeah. >> So that was really cool. Also just like fun weddings are just the best when you actually care about the people getting married. It's just the best experience like everybody's there to celebrate somebody else's love. >> Yeah. >> Anyway, she has like a daytime event on Saturday. We go to the daytime event. We then fly to San Antonio to watch it. >> This guy's a mench by the way. >> Because he did not have to go to the daytime event and he went for as much time as he could. >> I have to go to Florida to plan. I was like, why are you here? He's like, my flight doesn't live for another 30 minutes. >> Absolutely. >> And I'm sure if I told Tony how much do we spent flying to San Antonio so that we could go to a daytime event. We've just said, why don't you just give me that money and miss the daytime event. >> Yeah. >> 100% sure. Definitely say that. But that's not what it's about. We cannot admit saying. We went there and San Antonio was fucking, it was just like a surreal experience. I mean, like I got emotional. I watched Jason Cry. Like there's video of Jason actually crying. Like wiping tears from his eyes. Like striking as much of a cry. >> He's not a cry. I bet if I asked him if he cried at his wedding or the birth of both of his children, he would say no. >> Cry, watching the next win the fucking championship. >> He's all I love his kid for like eight years. He's like, he's like an ex. >> It's whole life, you know what I mean. >> It was surreal. It was surreal. Like there was moments where like I think it's going to happen. >> Yeah. >> And even in those moments I like I wouldn't allow myself to get too excited. >> Seeing Archer celebrate. Like they won. >> And Archer doesn't have to wait. >> And Archer is like, wait is that it? Did you win? >> No, no. >> Like he couldn't believe it for like 10 seconds. >> Bro, it was so. >> No, I was awesome being there though. >> I felt like we were going to close it out. That's why it's like we have to go. >> Yeah. >> I had to go. >> Yeah. >> Oh, then we bumped into Al because Al lied and said he wasn't going to. >> Didn't lie. >> Didn't lie. >> Didn't lie with you? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that annoys me. >> Yeah. >> You guys weren't telling each other you were both going. >> I asked, I was like, yo, because Al didn't show up to the wedding on Friday because it was a piece of shit. >> Yeah. >> And then he was working. >> I was working. >> And then I was on set. >> He was on set. >> He was filming. >> It was a whole podcast video and people that can record all these things, but he decided to do it himself. >> Really? >> It's finally been fine. >> Massive business, WTF Media Studio is absolutely massive. >> Thank you. >> Anyway, and so he doesn't say that he's here and then I think during half time, he were going to get a drink and then I see you. >> Yeah. >> And I'm like, whoa, you're a fucking lying piece of shit. >> Stop. >> Adding that one. >> I'll get to he omits, he's not lying. >> That is. >> But you do get yourself in trouble, but not just saying it, saying in the beginning. >> So here's the real story. >> I see you three days before the game, filming brilliant, it is. >> Yeah. >> And I'm like, yo, Shelter, we gotta go to the game. You're like, no, we're going to the wedding. You can't go to the game. And you made me feel really bad for- >> I never, first of all, I'm not saying what you told me to- >> I never said we can't go to the game. >> Yes, you did. >> No, no, no, I said you can't miss the wedding. >> I was already planning on flying from the wedding to the game as the reason I asked you is because I was going to offer you a flight. >> Guys, you were in the room and I was saying, I was like, yo, Shelter's making me feel bad that I want to go to the game. >> Yeah. >> You remember that. So why wouldn't you say, hey, we can still go to the game and go to the wedding. >> Can I be honest because I was being a little bit of an asshole? >> Okay. >> Because I knew you were a liar. >> And I see a little bit of an asshole that knew I was a little bit of a liar. >> I knew it. >> I knew there was some emission. >> No, no, no, no. >> This is a curb episode right now. >> I can sense that you're a minute. >> No, we can sense when you're on the next- >> But this is so, this is- >> I gave you one more chance. I texted you. I gave you one more chance. I was like, are you going to the game because I literally, when we're getting the fucking plane, I was like, I want to make sure that there's room for Al if it's going to go. So I gave you one more chance and you still said- >> So you said, are you going to the game? >> I was like, I'm going to make it to the wedding, I'm working, which are two truths. >> I was working. >> I was working. >> I was working. >> How do you like it? >> And I was going to make it? >> To you. >> How does it make it feel bad? >> No, you made me feel bad. I was going to tell you the truth after the fact. >> You're a gaslight man. >> I didn't want you to make it. >> No, because you wouldn't make it. >> Why can't you? Why can't you just be like, listen, I am made and I should have just been straight up with you. >> I said that at the wedding, but if you would have made me feel bad at that moment before the game, I probably wouldn't know it. >> I would have also been phoned out. >> Yeah, I wouldn't get to my flight to fucking San Antonio, went to Montreal with me to the wedding. >> To the game. >> You didn't tell me. But once I told you to be like, we're definitely going to go to that game. >> That's if you told me, but I didn't know this. I didn't know that. I thought you would just ask me to make me feel bad. >> Let me ask you a question. >> You really just want to be a dick. >> Do you really think? >> Yes. >> That's the thing. >> Do you really think that there's a chance that I was going to miss this game? >> Yes. >> You really believe that? >> I swear to God. >> If I thought that any moment you, any chance you would be there, I would have told you. >> No chance. >> No chance. >> No chance in my entire life. >> I was bumping in. I just go, I knew you were here, because I knew he was here the whole fucking time. I knew he was here. >> First question in my mind. >> I see Emma was like, you came to the game without him? >> The first problem. >> First comment. >> First comment. >> I certainly got it and he was going. So anyway, we're there. It was the most fucking amazing thing. >> That was awesome. >> That's New York Marigold right there. >> I mean, that was, and it worked out. >> Yeah. >> It was awesome. >> They brought their dog to the game, which is five. >> So we go to the game. Jason meets us there. Another hilarious story. Jason goes with some real estate guys who are religious Jewish, right? And they leave Friday, because they can't fly on Saturday, but their plane is delayed to weather. So they're calculating how many stars they could see in the sky, because technically sundown doesn't start, so you could see three mediums that, and Jason didn't play like, who the fuck are they? >> He's supposed to be Jewish, but he's like, I'm learning what this whole thing is. There's a lot of rules. >> I'm a big fan. >> I'm a Jewish. >> Yeah, I'm a big fan. >> I don't know what the fuck this shit is all about. So he's texting us. >> In real time, them debating if they can see three medium sized stars as the sun is going down, but if the plane is up technically, you're already up, so you can't turn off the electricity. Whatever. So there to go, Shane, with God. >> I don't know how to get in the elevator when I thought their rule is they just can't press anything with electricity. >> Well, Sadduce starts sundown Friday, so they would have to leave before the sun goes down Friday. >> Oh, you can't get into it while Sadduce is starting. >> I think it's work technically. >> No, you can't do it, you can't light a fire. >> But if you're walking in a plane, you got to touch it, and you're good. It's the same as getting in the elevator that's already moving, but they didn't press the button. >> Oh, that's a great argument. >> They got kidnapped by a plane, basically. They walked into a plane. >> If you're walking, is there a plane? >> You don't touch anything. >> And we're back in a curb episode. >> [LAUGH] >> That is the exact conversation I'm sure there was happening on the plane. Anyway, they're going back and forth about this. Some guy left their bag. They're fucking looking at the stars as soon as they're out. That's the whole fucking thing. And Jason just texted me like, what the hell is this shit? Anyway, so we go Saturday, we fly on Saturday. We see him at halftime. His girl's a dog. >> Right? >> Jason comes to me because he goes, girl, about a dog? >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, he goes, what was the contingency plan for that? >> What do you mean? And immediately Jason said, he's like, if they don't let her in with the dog, she's standing in the parking lot. >> [LAUGH] >> If I get his add, he's like, would he risk not going into the game because he couldn't get in with his girl? >> That is an excellent question, but I did a bunch of checking before he could call the plane. >> I made sure it was fine. >> Yeah. >> Okay, so we go, whatever, Nick's win, it's the most amazing thing in the world. We all get in the car, and we go to get water burger, okay? >> [LAUGH] >> Okay, are you there with us? >> Yeah. >> Okay, so we're all in the car, we're going to get water burger. We're in fucking Texas, we got to get water burger. By the way, in the game, the San Antonio fans were incredible. They were awesome, they really wanted their team when they were going, but they weren't dicks. And there was a little part of them after we won, they won championships, they're used to winning. >> Yeah. >> Like a fucking prolific franchise. So there's a little part of them, they were kind of like, man, good job, you did it. It didn't feel like anger animosity, it wasn't like Argentine of her speed or anything like that. It was cool, there was a great vibe there. >> They actually seem happy to see Nick's fans. >> There's a little bit. >> Yeah. >> It was really beautiful. This is awesome, let's just go get water burger, and that's in the ticket event, right? We go to downtown San Antonio, okay, we're driving. I open up my window of the car to like make a little video on some like joke or shit. We made it, there's a guy on like a scooter rolls fast and just goes, yo, fucking Nick's and fuck you and I'm feeling good, it's fucking idiot. >> I'm feeling good. We're in bumper to bumper track and picks what, girls at Torgros Street, the fans are so nice. >> That's because of a scooter. >> Yeah, what do you want to scooter? >> The scooter, they're sweet people. I go, yeah, we're happy to, yeah, y'all right right now. Bitch, maybe I said something like that, bitch, I said, bitch, all of a sudden, I just, I hear, hear, turn this scooter back around, comes back, goes on the sidewalk. He starts, oh yeah, what's up, what's up, you want to do something about it, let's fucking do something about it. But he stayed at the sidewalk. He didn't come in. >> Yeah, that's good. >> So I'm like, nah, he's pussy, he ain't got that shit. I'm like, fuck y'all, what's up, we want to do something about it? >> Fucking idiot. >> We're going to do something about it. He goes, you have to do something, you're not going to do something, I know he's not going to do something. >> All of a sudden, truck-ass Mexican touche, he's on his street. He just kind of like bobbles in the frame, like he's like a balloon animal with some shit, like he's just big, he goes, oh there's a Nick sped it over here, fool. Hey, fuck the Nick's, fool. >> Oh. >> I rolled up that video. >> Yeah. >> That dude was scordered, was not worried about it. >> That Mexican touche was ready for action, bro, to lose. >> He was upset. >> He was like a fish he didn't find out. >> How was that? >> I don't know. >> My man came and tried to open the door. >> Yeah. >> So I don't know how to work the car. >> I don't like the shit by accident, I'm so lucky, I don't like it. >> We can't drive. We're stuck in traffic. >> Mexican touche ends up walking away on the guy. >> You're good. >> I'd never seen his wife so bad. >> So my wife was pissed. >> She's like, what are you fucking thinkin', we're insane, so I was like, they were nice into arena. >> It's fucking Texas. >> It's Texas. >> Open carry state. >> Open carry Texas. >> It's so pissed off. >> Yeah, I'm saying, and these motherfuckers that couldn't pay for the tickets inside. So they're ready to squalm, right? >> They're fucking, we get to the water burger street, it's so much traffic. We have our boy, we say, yo, Marino, you got to go put the order in for the water burger. >> We don't say that. We're like, who wants to put the order in? >> Yeah. >> We say that, right? >> Marino goes, you know what, fuck it, I'll do it, right? We go, okay. Marino goes to Jason. Marino's wearing like a Nick's fucking jersey, basically, he goes to Jason, you know, Jason, you just got a white shirt on, just give me your shirt. >> Jason goes, this is the exact way it goes, okay? Marino goes, Jason, let me put on your shirt, then. Jason goes. >> [LAUGH] >> He goes, he goes, watch your turners inside out. >> It still says Nick's inside out, it's an embroidered jersey. >> Wait for it, wait for it. >> It gets nutted. >> Yeah. >> Marino goes, Marino goes, Jason, I let you get shirt, you're wearing my shirt. >> This is the funniest that you're actually having to say, bro. >> Jason takes off his shirt, we're gonna put this on, Jason topless in the front seat. We're gonna go to get the water burger. We turn around the corner, second we turn around the corner, police, smoke bombs. People start swinging on the police. The police are also spurs fans, the police are throwing smoke bombs, they shouldn't remember Bulls back like, yeah, we're upset too, why are you fighting us? It is a war scene outside of what a burger should look like a war zone out there. >> War zone. >> They were that pissed? >> Remember Bullets, smoke bombs everywhere. >> How many people roughly? >> A hundred? >> A hundred people? >> No, hundreds of people, but running down the street, clearly fighting, running, shots fired everywhere. We pull up to a corner, cop goes, it's gonna get crazy. You should go further, we got a friend in what a burger. He's like, which one is it, we're like the guy with the white shirt. Jason just sighs, because he's still topless. >> Are you mad at that shirt's not in the oil? >> Yeah. >> Because you think about this Saturday night, last game, they just lost. >> In the end of the day. >> Yeah, everybody, so it was all the let out from the game, plus the people who were just there partying, because that was downtown by all the bars and everything. It was just a sea of madness, I walk back to my hotel, two guys, shirtless. They were like, yo, they made us take us, jerseys off, they started punching them and shit they had to run away, then one dude got to hit with a bottle full of pee. >> No. >> How do you even have a bottle full of pee? >> Yeah. >> They was ready to fight. >> There was a guy at our hotel, when we got back, a guy walked in with no shirt on. We're like, yo, what happened? They took my shirt off. >> Yeah. >> And they looked at Jason's like, you two, and they wanted to get back, because they saw a happy game for over here when we was beating up San Antonio fans. And it was against me, I said we shouldn't be doing this, because I know my boys are going to go out to San Antonio. They're going to get dumped. >> That's probably right about that. >> And now look at Jason sitting there in the front seat, roll, roll's falling down, but we got that. >> We got that dope. >> Jesus look good. >> Come on the dope and see whatever. >> We got that one. >> No, it wasn't good, how good is whatever after someone lost their life for him? >> I knew we were in Nick's fans, they gave us some dry ass craft, that she was knocking it out. >> I haven't seen any videos of people getting fucked up though. Are they out there? >> His body can't put it, so I'll tell you that. >> There's a lot of body people. >> And they probably smart, they just not take it out the vote, but they will fucking people. >> Hey guys, nice to meet you. >> Is there a new thing in this? >> I said, this is the real thing. >> There's a bunch of them. >> I haven't seen a bitch on this. >> Yeah, I'm so happy. >> I knew he would, that guy was about a scooter kid. I was like, nah, he don't really want to get to try and save face, he's trying to save face. >> That kid was so drunk he didn't care if there were six of us in the fucking car. >> The next thing is get better at fighting the drunker they get. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, they get way better. >> See how amazing they are? >> They can do it all, they can do it all. >> Truly. >> I'm in a back seat, I can't do nothing, but I'm like getting up, I can do stuff just so I can see tough to my career. >> Shit, it's fucking hard, you got to have to be a driver to get out of the fight. >> Can you unlock it, can you come around? >> All right, tell my girl, you ready to do this, we're gonna fuck these people up. >> I was just so mad at him, I was like, yo, this is not a silly joke. >> And we were driving, it couldn't even drive away. >> Yeah, are you there with your girlfriend? >> Yeah, she doesn't even really like the next. >> I know, I don't know, I don't know right here, that's a shit, I don't know, I don't know. >> Game 4 was the most amazing experience I've ever had at a live sporting event. >> That's really the final, right? >> It was true. That was the thing, like, at MSG. >> The comeback was crazy. >> Come back from 30. >> So at that, at that game 4 MSG, I was so hyped, there was some guy in the back telling me to sit down, and I turned around, I kind of snapped at him, I feel bad. And I wasn't thinking the moment, he was like a guy. At first, I thought he was gonna be some old tour, so whatever, I turned around and I'm already yelling. I'm like, we not seeing how some fucking players are fucking me, we not standing up and doing I was like, he was like, he was like, I wish fucking like union guy. Like, and I was like, ah, fuck, and then I felt bad. I felt like I fucked a vibe up in the section a little bit like I was just, so half time I go back up and I apologize, I was like, my bad bro, I'm sorry, like that was just, like, we all want the same thing, let's fucking do it. And then he's like, man, it's all good, I get it, and I go, but second half, you know, we're staying up and he looks and he goes, oh, we're staying up, all right, we're good, right? We go in the tear. When we take the lead, I turn around, he's pointing at me, I'm pointing at him, what are you fucking like, we have a knee check in these, the power friendship, yeah, we're going crazy, right? How many months? Three when you apologized. They came back, right? Bro, no. We down went down like another 15 minutes. The guy behind me, behind us, there's a family, there's a father, a son, and then a mother, directly behind us, right? And we're on fucking seats as this come back, it's happened where we're going, everybody's going crazy, we're fucking hugging each other, grabbing other, there's one kid who's not really making any reaction. I thought he was like a spurs fan at first. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, okay, we got this, he's like, I keep looking back, no reaction as mother fucker. And then I see his parents are in like, Nick shit, and I'm like, I think he even has like Nick shit. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And we're chopping the lead down, it's down to like five or seven or something like that. I turn back and I'm like, we're going to get to the smile, and I'm shaking, I'm going to grab this, and I'm like, we're going to get to the smile, and the kid's like, I just go down here. I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do that. And I'm like, oh, no, he's fully autistic, bro, fully autistic, like fully not the environment for everything. He's probably white and ugly, and that experience, like, just get through into your muffs and make it. Then getting blown out was probably the best thing for him. He's like, everybody's calling. If you believe, if you believe that, you control my environment, we come back from fucking 29. My kid is paralyzed, and I'm shaking him by the arms, but like, this, we're going to get you to the smile, we're going to get you to the smile. Did you cure him? No, I think you're. I thought the tip and what I looked back to see, and if I was to get like a little smirk or nothing like it, but the guy at the end, at once we came back, it was like full fucking and bright. It was like, that is awesome. It was unbelievable. No, I'm not a gay foreigner. Damn. I was, oh gosh, oh my god. Damn. That's just unbelievable. And just the energy in the city was awesome. Like, I didn't go to any of the games. I'm just being in the city was so fun. Like seeing like fire trucks come down the street, and all the firefighters banging the outside of the fire truck, and I was like, oh shit, they're real people too. You could walk up and hug anybody. You could walk up to any human in New York City and give them a big hug, and maybe it was exactly what was about this fucking amazing. They got to fix that parade though. I didn't go, but. Oh, I was going. Yeah, Miles went. Didn't see anyone. Yeah, I heard you couldn't see shit. I got there. Like, seven, fifty. Yeah, one tough one. And you couldn't even get a block within. And I had people who had buildings that were going to let me in, but I couldn't get to the entrance of the building. They got to fix that. That's fucking. You need to fake paperwork, my boy. Yeah, come on, bro. Miles. No, I had it all, but it was legit. I went up to a cop, and I was like, hey, I'm supposed to be in that building. Here's the thing. It was good luck getting through, and it was just a crush of people from the lock long. Bro, you saw the guy that OD on top of the thing? Oh, and they saved him. They all saved him. They all saved him. We tried to make him spit. Yeah, it's fine. Same life. It was bullshit, right? I wasn't doing it. I wasn't doing it. I don't know. Absolutely fucking legit for doing that shit. Come back to life. Oh. Oh, so fucking beautiful. Anyway, listen, great to be chopping up a child again, man. We love you guys. We appreciate you guys, and we will see you next week. God bless. - Please.