Men Share The Wildest Things Women Have Said To Them

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, we're all about inclusion on this channel so we did a video not too long ago about the craziest thing that men have said to women those pigs. So we're gonna even the score here and find out the craziest shit that you women have said to men. You pigs. Halfway through a first date dinner the girl said if I'm being honest you're fuckable, but not lovable. So let's just have some fun for one night. Okay, I like this to be honest with you. If you're on a first date with someone it's pretty awkward just being like I don't know if I should kiss him at the end of this are we gonna be friends and she interested I don't know if she's interested. So like you know what I'm saying so you gotta play that whole game. So it's nice to have some directness you know before the entrees even get here being like I'm never gonna fall in love with you okay but I will rail to you. Well actually I'd like to be railed by well now it sounds like I'm trying to fuck the guy Keith cut this. No but seriously I think that it's nice that there's some directness in this you know what I mean I think that everyone would prefer a date like this still ending in some vagina and penis coming together to form a union which is what the goal was I think for a first date right. So yeah not the love of your life just the love of tonight which is nice that's great. Before the spaghetti gets there that's beautiful honestly. This isn't even strange this is amazing good for this is a point for women actually. Approach the girl at a club and before I got a word out she said oh god no thanks. Again this is another good thing another point for women dude why do you want to walk up to someone and have them pretend to be interested in you so you could buy them a twenty five dollar vodka and red bull or vodka cranberry and then get nothing get the same result in a way you should be thanking this woman it's happened to all of us we've all approached the woman being like hi how are she's like just just literally back the fuck off all right I'm good on all whatever you have here it sucks I'm all good on it don't buy me a drink and fucking stand on the other side of the club it's actually a good thing to be rejected this quickly okay if she accepts the drink and she accepts the dinner and then at the end of it she's like oh you know I really don't like and she knew before she even got dressed and she's like I'm a fucking this guy okay so this is actually a good thing that's two points women this is not going well for the men right now at the end of a date a woman said my brother is also autistic then he said I'm not autistic not a point for women this is this is one of the this is one of the bad ones here I don't think you should just assume people are autistic especially on a date you know what I mean with someone who you don't really know that well being like oh also my brother is autistic just like you I've diagnosed you I actually work in retail so I'm not a doctor and I can't make this call but I'm gonna because my brother who's autistic acts just like you Jesus Christ here's what I don't get I'm five nine and I've been on dates with four different girls who told me I wasn't tall enough for them they were all several inches shorter than me damn dude that sucks yeah dude I'm right there with you I'm over there I just got one inch on you I'm a little five tenor so there's not much advice that I can give I feel like if you if all four girls are telling you that you're not tall enough for them then you should believe them because uh you probably aren't I mean maybe they're that's just more important to them than other things and you don't want to be with someone like that okay I like to think or this is what I tell myself if I'm charming enough I look 30 feet tall okay so you just got to turn the charm on I think is what you got to do yeah and like also you saying like they were all shorter than me yeah I don't think they're looking for someone to play defense like on their basketball team it's what their preference you know a lot of women they're short and they want to really tall guys and they go I'm so small like a little fucking princess and you know what I'm saying like they like put me in your pocket and they want that and we're five ten bro we're just not gonna do that okay I come from a long line of five ten people who are never gonna make it in the NBA but tell themselves at 15 that they're gonna and that's just what the Santa got us are so I know how that feels but yeah nothing you could do about that just just you'll find the one don't worry it happens I was in an elevator on a cruise ship and a woman around my mom's age came in and said I guess I'm taking the scenic route I smiled then as she was getting off she said I'm going to sit on your face before this boat docs this is how I imagine cruise ships are like the women who go to cruise like the moms are like just dying to hump something that isn't their husband and I think the husbands are dying to just you know sit on the dock I guess and just not be around their wives that's what I imagine I guess I'm taking the scenic route that's a hot start can we acknowledge that there are double standards in the world by the way because can you imagine an old man turning around being like I'm gonna you're gonna slide my face to kingdom come before we hit the first wave like can you imagine that like Jesus Christ this woman sounds like her name was Barbara you know and she has that sign in her kitchen that just says here we eat those type of women just like love labeling their whole whole house it's like living room it's like here's where we sit it's like all right bro what do you think I'm that dude from earlier after our first time sleeping together she said I don't know what it is about sex that makes me have to poop I married that woman and she does actually poop after sex every time first time having sex I feel like is a big moment I don't know that you also mix that with the first time you're gonna shit in front of somebody again we have a lot of direct women here you know what I mean that are like I have shit right now and that's just what's gonna happen and if you can't get used to that then you're not gonna love me okay because I'll tell you this right now if a penis gets inside here shit's coming out of here all right it's an even trade I get penis in and shit coming out that's just what happens also I would be very worried about doing anal with your wife because it sounds like the poop is right on the cusp whenever she's horny so if you start throwing anal into this you better put down a tarp because it might get crazy in there had a girl tell me that dicks were absolutely disgusting that's fire she didn't mind when they were inside of her but she had a hard time looking at them and she wouldn't be giving any handy dandies or BJs if we started dating she said she'd like to tell guys that up front but explain that she was fantastic at sex so it shouldn't matter yeah that's a rough one I think I would have a tough time dating someone who like can't even look at my penis without wanting to throw up you know what I mean it's like I don't mind when you hide it inside me but if I got to see the thing I'm gonna start puking don't make me barf with your dick cover it up at all times all right I don't know like a date someone like that no handy dandies that's okay we all gave those up in seventh grade BJs would be tough BJs will be tough I'd be like I could blindfold you if you want you don't have to look at it I would 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Had a girl I was seeing always tell me how much better she liked sex with me because her ex-boyfriends penis was just too big for her don't think she ever realized how that made me feel uh you gotta get over this dude I mean I listen as regular penis havers which 95% of us are I don't know if those are the actual like you know percentages but like we're all around same size here okay not here definitely not what I'm doing with my hands this is an expression that we're doing listen you don't need the biggest dick on the block all right it's totally fine her ex-boyfriend had a [BLANK_AUDIO] had a gargantuan elephant-sized penis big deal. We need to be the best at sex, okay? If your dick's too big that it doesn't fit or you're not really giving it, or gays, Ms, then what good is this big dick? You know what I mean? I'd rather have a penis that's handing out O's all day. That's what we should be looking forward to it for, okay? It looks cool, but does it work? What good is a really cool looking Ferrari if there's no engine in it? If it doesn't drive, it sucks. So get over the big dick. It's just a shell. I feel like now it sounds like I have a tiny penis. (laughing) That'll monologue me and it seemed like I have a one-inch penis. My ex told me she used to sleep with a very, very, very well-known celebrity. But wouldn't tell me who it is because she signed an NDA. First of all, fuck off. I'm breaking NDAs. To my boy, to like my friends, I'm breaking NDAs. I've never signed an NDA. I actually have signed an NDA before a company. Nothing cool. If you're gonna tell me that you slept with a fucking very well-known celebrity, you'd be like, "Oh, but I can't tell you." I signed an NDA. Don't bring it up. What are you trying to make me fucking have nightmares for the rest of the time? Or is it time that TV comes on? Was it him? Is this guy, huh? Suck this penis? I couldn't watch movies or listen to music or watch sports the same. And we ended up breaking up. I wonder if other guys would be okay with not knowing. Bro, exactly. Exactly. Don't bring it up. Or tell me who the fuck it is. And tell me he's sex sucked. Tell me it was whack. I want to know if I'm better at sex than John Hamm or is it probably not, though, jeez. She told me I had serial killer vibes and she was the second person to tell me that. Two people, listen, one person tells you you have serial killer vibes, whatever, it's a wash. Two people, and you start making some changes. I'm assuming that you have big, thick glasses. Might want to switch to contacts. Okay, stop tucking your polo into your khaki slacks. People are starting to think you're killing birds around the neighborhood, all right? You need to change up your whole vibe, dude. Change the way you dress, put a backwards hat on. No one's ever killed anyone in a backwards hat. Just, you gotta change it up sometimes, you know. If someone tells you you got serial killer vibes, believe them. I was with a girl who was more handsy and flirty with her male best friend than she was with me. Like, she'd giggle and touch him all the time and never did that with me. When I told her to bother me, she said I was controlling and insecure and broke out with me. Yeah, fuck that bitch, dude. Handsy, can't be handsy with friends, dude. Also, you're dating a girl that doesn't touch you with the fuck are you talking about. Like, how does that even work out there? This girl's nuts, okay? She's a gas lighter, clearly. I mean, she's flirty and handsy with her best friend, my best bud. I've known him my whole life and we just do homework together and we're definitely not thinking about sucking each other's fucks. Oh, you're controlling and insecure and then broke out with you. This is a gas lighter, okay? She did you a favor. My mom's friend got drunk at a holiday party once. Oh, this is where the magic happens, dude. I'm so upset. I've never experienced this. My mom had regular friends. I wanted my mom to have one friend like, you know, which is looking me and be like, I'm revved up. And be like, whoa, what'd she say? What is Alex saying? My mom's friend got drunk at a holiday party once and told me I give off the vibe that I fuck like a horse with something to prove. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is some small town. You know what I'm saying? Some shit where it's like, everything's totally fine. You know, everyone's got a nice house and the husband. He's a way for work sometimes and they got two dogs and you know what I'm saying? And like, no one locks their fucking doors and then the friend gets drunk one Christmas and she's like, I bet you got a horse cock in those jeans. And you're just like, whoa, this is some small town shit. I've never had this experience in my life. It would be hilarious. Fuck like a horse with something to prove. That is insane, by the way. Have you ever seen a horse have sex? I have once. And that's all you need to know that she's right. She's right, dude. Damn, that's crazy. It's always around Christmas time, you know what I mean? I think that it's around Christmas time because once a new year's gets around, it's like, all right, I got to change up now. At the end of the year, it's like, all right, I'll get one more sin out of the way and then I got to start doing some resolutions here. After our first date, the girl texted me, I like you a lot, but my parents were never approved of me dating a ginger. They've said multiple times that they support me in whatever I do, but that they do not want half Chinese or red-headed grandchildren. I can't even tell which people they're discriminating against at this point. The Chinese and gingers? And the Irish, I assume. Just Irish straight up. Because if you're Irish, don't you have like, there's a chance that you could have a red-headed kid? I don't know. That's what I assume. Is this racist or like, what is it? It's definitely discrimination. We don't know what type. These parents may have invented a new kind of hate that, you know, clearly there's some Asian hate here. We do not want half Chinese. Bro, that's kind of crazy, too. Have you ever seen half Chinese babies? They're beautiful. Like, they're beautiful children. I don't know why you wouldn't have one. I mean, I would actually go out of my way to say I want half Chinese. Like, you know, I feel like that would be actually good. Red-headed grandchildren, do you keep mad at that? I do not want red-headed grandchildren don't date the ginger boy. Some people's parents are fucking crazy. Like, you're not fucking the guy. Was about to sleep with a girl and she laid on the bed and said, make me orgasm, or I'll never see you again. Because I'm getting older and I refuse to marry someone who can't please me. So good luck. And they say romance is dead, dude. That's kind of crazy. I never saw her again after that night. That's awesome. That's the ending part. I never saw her again after that night, which makes sense. Okay, I understand that you are getting older and you would like to orgasm on a regular basis. And it sounds like you've had some bad luck over your travels. You've had some bad sexual partners, but there's a better way to ask. Or you don't and you just keep it in your head and you make that decision silently. And you make up a reason why you won't want a data person just like a normal person. You don't sit there, spread evil. Good luck. Blow out my feet, he puts shoes on my feet. Put shoes, yeah. Put half Chinese babies on my feet. Oh, and he said, I never saw her again after that night. Maybe he just did a bad job. I don't know if he made the decision not to see her or if he did such a bad job, she was like, listen, you read the contract. Maybe Kat's in a dildo for you, maybe. Could be Kat's in a dildo for this lady, I don't know. You know, in a lot of baking. (laughs) Well, there it is, folks, you know, life is about balance. So we had to make this video because we did the weirdest shit that men have said to women. I will say after doing both videos, I think that the men are slightly stranger. But the women are up there and they're putting up a good fight, okay? So everyone, there are weird people on both sides and they're just hurling, weird shit back and forth at each other and it's beautiful, okay? Someone make that poor woman orgasm before she fucking commits the sue. All right, that is all for this week's video. Don't forget to subscribe, and we'll see you next time.