Men Can Have Bangs

We recording the episode. No, no, no, no, I have something that I thought about this morning. I was getting up. It was cleaning no meal off my pants. 'Cause I'd spilled a lot in my lap. Isn't it funny when you stand up your lap disappears? Your bangs are out today. Oh, what do they look like? I refuse to record with my entire team in front of me saying what they're just they look fine. No, I think I, you know, I, and then to see in clips posted to the entire internet that they did not in fact look fine. You know, I, you know, I think you should brush your bangs back. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's perfect. I had my hair down in the car today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Am I jada? Hair off. Let me just double check. No, you just put them back down. No, I just put, I put a little wispies down. You don't like the wispies? No, it's not there's a, there's a thicker this part. Yeah, put that back. No, like you did before. Yeah, that just feels like it gives it too much volume when I zoos it like that. No, you need your hair back off of your face so it can see a beautiful thing. Oh my god. Okay. Thank you. No, no, no, it's good. It's just like it's weird that I'll never be able to explore a world with bangs because like you try unanimously. Like, no one thinks they look good and it's just it's just weird that like I'm not, hey, listen, man, not everyone is, but I know, but it's just weird that like I see my face every single day. Like I sit in the mirror. I know my face. I know the way it's shaved and I go, yeah, I like this. Like this is fun and like 100% not one person on the planet. You know why? Because no one has an accurate understanding of how they look. Just like you have a different understanding of the way you look that makes you think like yeah, I'm gonna do these bangs and then everyone else can let you know like no champ. That's just crazy. The conviction with which people are like what are you doing? You know, it's not even like a hesitation. It's like how dare you. Well, even just in general, like men don't wear their hair like that. Man, some men have bangs. Not like that. Not like that. What do you mean? You're, you were doing like a thick, soydational bang. It was like a nice, classy, like, um, Ian Somerhalder bang. No, he has like Justin Bieber like hair. You have curly or hair. It's pretty straight today. No, watch. You know, this is giving Ian Somerhalder. I don't, it's not a match. It's not, yeah, that's different. How that's going. That's different. I'm sorry. That's different. I don't see how it's different. It just is that's exactly what can I be honest. On the one hand, like, yeah, he can pull it off on the other hand. He should push his hair back. Really? Yes. I don't think I've seen a man with bangs where I'm like, yeah, keep them. Keep your hair like that. We've gone over those. You've seen several men with bangs. No, that's a different thing. I think it was a soul patch we were looking into. It was a soul patch. Yeah. God, I can't do either. Yeah. No, he should, Timothy Shalamey should push his hair back in this photo. Yeah. Um, I think Leonardo DiCaprio, it's a little bit different when it, it's a little bit different. Why? Because he is straight hair. Oh, okay. Connor's story can do bangs. Because he's like, he's a different vibe. Okay. We can keep exploring. No, I just think that, like, there needs to be a solution that, like, everyone is on board with and I need to include some bang for me. You sometimes have, I, when you have wisps, wisps. That's fine. You can't do a full thick curve like, yeah, you're doing like micro bangs. Like, micro bob? Yeah. You can't be doing that. I can't do that. Not a lot of people can do that. So you, like, the wet look I could do, the wet look. No one said anything about a wet look. Who do you mean wet look? I don't know. Maybe I get out of the water. Everyone's hair is different wet. Yeah. You can totally do a wet look. This is my hair wet wet. But is he calling in the troops? Do you know what I'm talking about? This is my hair a little wet. Does Jack Martin have bangs? Jack Martin has had bangs. But he has that straight, soaking hair, you know? He's also got-- And he pushes it back. He could do anything he wants, obviously, with his-- See, but he has, like, he does wisps. He's not doing full blunt bob. Can you click on that second picture of him and the, uh-- Yeah, that's scary. If I saw this photo on Trams, I would cry. They are identical. I mean, it would freak me out. I would scare me. That's-- The outfit on the right is probably one of the biggest atrocities that has ever happened to mankind. I wonder-- Listen, I love the guy. Me too. I wonder what he thinks about it looking back. He legitimately looks like, hey, we saw you from across the bar. We love to vibe. It's so-- And again, like this is an example of someone trying something. Yes. You can always do. I know. I know. I know. I know. But what I'm excited about is that every time I've tried bang, someone has stepped in because I have good relationships, good healthy relationships. He has someone out to get him. And this-- Maybe it looked different in person. I can't imagine it. I can't imagine. Anyway, what were you thinking before I interrupted you? Oh, what an amazing callback and what an amazing thing that I'm remembering what I was going to say. I was just cleaning something off my lap earlier. And I'm sitting up and going like this and I'm like, where's my lap? When you stand up, lap no longer exists when you're standing. Are you sure? This? For those of you who aren't on the studio, the way that the Kelly Clarkson just breathed out a long, exhausted sigh. I didn't got her. Sit up. What are you looking at? It's like so long. Like miserable. Okay. Yeah. I know. She's-- Baby. It's even when we look up the definition of lap. Lap can only exist while sitting. Lap generally does not exist when standing. Lap is defined as the horizontal service form between the knees and the ways of a person. Awesome. Yeah. Sit on my-- Yeah. Sit on my lap. Right. You couldn't sit on your lap. You can't sit on my front. Yeah. On my front piece. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. When you're standing, it is just your frontal. Yeah. Your full frontal. So that's really just the only thing that I thought about this morning. And it's been a little bit crazy of a morning because I like hop on Twitter. There was a world when I used to hop on Twitter and I'm like, "Oh, there's some fun stuff for Brook and I to talk about. Today, we'll be known as potentially the podcast that comes out with The Anthem of World War III, which is kind of fun because we just talked about-- Are you starting up here longer or early? I'm going to get it out of the way. Yeah, but that's just like whatever one's kind of talking about right now. But everyone talks about that all the time. I know. It's a big day for the people that-- And I think that you've been engaging with that type of content or it's like, I'd be shocked if your Twitter page was anything but. There's some fun stuff like-- I have an open Twitter in months. Let me see what mine is. Yeah, for example, like I'm telling you, like, you're skewed. Yeah, I do get-- I do get real. No offense, but this Ilya body count discourse is outing all his virgins because what do you mean you think his body count is 30? That's my first tweet. Ilya, I'm in the Ilya body count space, discourse space. Okay, mine is-- Harpender music video, Sydney Sweeney. Interesting. I can't decide if it's Sydney Sweeney boob job conspiracy. Yeah. Who is this? Oh, this is Paul. Okay, I see. Yeah, I need to stop doing that, I guess. So I think maybe Twitter first thing in the morning is like before I-- I guess it is like reading the newspaper though. I can't decide if it's good for me or like really effing me up. I think effing. Yeah. Yeah, interesting. Yeah. Anyway, I wanted to just show you this. I've total-- I'm sorry that this is a visual component, but I have a total new ecosystem that I think like you would want. It's looking so fat. Well, because remember I told you, like, you can-- you get these like leather things and you stick multiple notebooks in them. Yeah. So this is the my leather-- Broke. --portfolio thing that I made. The way-- Look, wait, first of all, you need it closed. Here it is closed. You have-- Okay, check this out. 100%. Manifested in real life, the chocolate episode of SpongeBob, where they're selling the bag within the bag. No. Yes, that's it. It's not the same thing. It's a journal within a holder, within a holder. Well, it's just a way to keep all of your journals connected because, look, here's my one journal. You open it. Just kidding. There's three in here. Kind of like when it unzips the big bag and there was a bunch of little bags of chocolate. So the Hobe and Eachie, here's this little pouch that I keeps random shit in. Okay. This is my diary. Beauty. Okay. And now here's my dream journal. So I can keep them all in one spot because, weren't you saying you need to, because you grab the wrong journal the other day? Yes. You would not grab the wrong journal if you just had both of them on hand to be. I know. You know that I'm going to do this too. Get what you need. I'm going to do this. Yeah. Are you? Yeah. Okay. Because I'm starting to hate my phone. But really this has changed my life. Yeah. Like the way I'm writing in my journal so much because I like the way it looks. And the way that I'm, I said, I need to get another little journal to add something because I need more things. So right now I have a dream journal. And now I'm saving random action like, it's not hard. Yeah. I've only one dream in here that I can't share. It's not really politically correct. As you're subconscious being it, cancelable? Yeah. I think I would get in trouble if I read this. It's not my fault. It's not. It's the inner mechanisms of your, I don't know if this is, I can read it in the bonus. Like I'm not sure if this is, it's not my fault. Yeah. I mean, I had a dream last night, which I know no one could give one less of a shit about. But I was just like in my hotel room. And what I, I was like kind of lucid because it's like Christmas Eve. Every time we record the podcast, I'm so excited to get here that like, I don't want to miss it. You know, so I'm like up kind of and I'm like thinking about what we can talk about. And then I kind of go to sleep and I come to I'm lucid. And I'm in my hotel room, but it was my like our game room and my parents house. And I looked to my left and my dog who's now passed away is there in my dream. And so I go speak to him because he's laying in kind of a weird, weird way. Did your dog ever die? Yeah. The, yeah. Saki? Yeah, Saki died. Did you tell us? Yeah. I, I think you just let it go. Yeah. He, he passed on. You never said a word. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Was that like a year ago at this point? Not quite. Did him and Max ever overlap? No. I must remember him dying. He must have said something. I don't think so because I had gone home and I knew that it was probably the last. I think, yeah, of, of the Mohicans. That's a movie. I just came to mind and one of our last coming and goings and I filmed on Snapchat of all places like that sucks. My last memory with my like family dog that I've had for my whole life is on Snapchat. And it keeps popping up like seven years ago today. You had some awesome cuddles and it's like the last time with my family dog. He did not die seven years ago. It will pop. I mean, like, when I'm 58 years old and they get my seven years ago today and it's my family dog and I'm on Snapchat, like in my memories. Um, yeah. So he's now passed. I'm sorry. But in the dream, very much alive to my chagrin, I walk up to him and I say something to him. I don't really recall what I say. He responds in Japanese and it's a man's deep Japanese voice. And I look closer. Not really. I died. Like full long, but it was in Japanese. So I didn't know. And then I look closer. His, oh my God, I know why it happened. It's his butt and his butt is a Japanese man's face. Fair skinned speaking to me and then I shake him and his head turns and now the Japanese man has gone off his, his butt. It's like Professor Coral and Voldemort completely. Like you know why that happened? Because over the weekend I was talking to someone about one of cartoons that I used to watch. And of course we're going through all of the horrors in Vader's in. Yeah. Kirchkawardly dog. Yeah. Then I hit one that like really snuck through the radar, cat dog. Cat dog. That's why 100% I had that's why I had the dream about Socky's, but socky's butt being an Asian man's face, Japanese man's face. I know that, well, this is kind of my dream journal because I say everything here, but holy moly. Can I make you your journal? Yeah. I would love that. I will, I will, Venmo. I would love to do that for you. You would love to do that for you. I would love to do that. That would be amazing. Okay. It would be fun to have to. I'm going to the next episode. Oh no. I can't do the next episode because that's like tomorrow. Oh my God. Here's maybe if I can get my shit together, I'll give it to you at the live show tomorrow. How would you do that before tomorrow? I would have to be really motivated. We can see it. We can check back in. Because now they have this type of stuff at like Barnes and Noble. Do they? Yeah. Wow. Not at my Barnes, they don't have like a good leather situation, but I can try and find something. Oh, how fabulous. That's so exciting. I think that'll be fabulous. Yeah. That would be nice to actually get my, my, my pen to paper. Should I tell you what I'm going to do or do you just want to be surprised? Okay. Unless you really want to tell me what you're going to do. I'm going to include three little notebooks in it. Okay. Oh my God. No, I'm going to literally blow your shit up. I can't wait. I can't wait. Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. Because this is now like, I don't know if you shot click for me today. This just, this made you click. Click. Yeah. Because yesterday I was writing a lot yesterday and I was like, there is absolutely no. Value to my notes app on my phone. Like I don't feel any drawn towards it in any way. It doesn't inspire me. It makes me, I have to unlock my phone. It doesn't, it doesn't feel good. You know? Oh, I'm thinking, like my brain is firing rapid speed, figuring out what your sections are going to be. Oh, how excited. Wow. I love that. So hot. Um, I do too. Why do I love that? Well, this is also, this is also low key kind of included in my, um, dread section. But it's technically not dread. Like I think a lot of people are very excited that we just went to the moon again and it's the farthest away we've ever been. Can you think about this number for a second without vomiting, 255,000 miles from Earth? I have, I genuinely cannot conceptualize numbers. To me, like I, I don't see the difference in my head between 255,000 and 255 million. One's bigger. No, obviously one's bigger, but like it doesn't, it doesn't, I can't see that. You know, how I think of space, like, like a bay in the ocean, like all of, like the moon is a low key, like our little boat. You should watch Project Hail Mary. Did you watch it? No, because I need to read the book first, but like I think my understanding of it is that it's like a really wholesome story and it might reclaim the way you feel about space. I used to not even mind space, but now I'm just like shaking, crying, throwing up, thinking about it, being out there. And it's like crazy that we just all go day to day being like, yeah, of course. What did that, did we like of, like, they bred that out of us? We're just like not scared. We're not thinking about it. That's crazy that we're all just like time to clock in it. JP Morgan, you know, and it's like not to be like the dude that's like, we're all floating on a big giant rock and we're so small and nothing really matters. Space really doesn't bother me. I have two quick things, or e-space, one, the Mariana trench bothers me. I've been to Mariana, Mariana's. You haven't been down. No. Down, down, down. You haven't been to the bottom. I haven't been to the bottom of Mariana's trench. I've been on top of her. That's fine. Yeah. In Guam. In Guam, off of Guam. Yeah, off of Guam. Yeah. Off of Guam. Yeah. Yeah. Off of Guam. No, yes, see. Yeah. It was lovely. And I do remember, that's probably my first memory, which we talk about memories all the time. That's probably my first memories. I remember the glass bottom boat. Yeah. Wow. I want to go on a boat. The GBB. I would be throwing up, I mean, every five seconds. That's all I remember. There's a couple of fish and stuff. One thing I was going to say about them going to around the moon, type shit, is the toilet brook. Ooh. I guess they never thought about going to the bathroom in space. They all had to wear diapers. Yeah. Which is such a bummer. Like, we need to provide better for our astronauts. If we can't get the-- Wait, so do they just dispose of it in orbit? See, this is part that makes me-- like, the idea of them throwing their-- they're dirty diapies just like out into the void. It's just very crazy to me. Are they? It was a clever solution to most of it's fecal use. I mean, that is more-- I just wanted to report it a faint burning smell coming from the hygiene bay, heating insulation, p-receptical-- okay, but are they putting everything into the orbit? We're just skimming through this vent line. You said dump pee in the space. Nice. Okay. I just like-- imagine you're on a road trip. Okay. So you're going to coach out. You're going out to Palm Springs. You're going out to the desert. Really got to go. Really got to go. There's nowhere to stop. Now I want you to take that and I want you to quadruple by 255,000 miles. And then I want you to think about if you've if it type around then you could just go. You have no problem with that. Obviously it's not ideal. I wonder if I could because I remember when I was little and I wanted attention and I was like, I'm going to pee in my pants for attention right now and I you I couldn't. Like it's just like it doesn't. My body wouldn't let me. So I wonder if it would let me. I guess if it was an emergency because I've gone in my pants accidentally recently, not recently at all, but like recently more recently than I prefer. Only my 20s. Yeah. I don't think I could pee in my pants. Is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, just like in front of your co-workers pooping your diaper. I think it it was coming out. It's coming out. Of course. But I don't think I could just be like I'm pooping now and I think it would only happen if it was like an emergency slipping out at all. Hi, this is an international space station. We are all pooping now. Hi, anyway, if you're having to announce it, like, oh, that's funny. That's funny. I feel like you like it's more awkward if you don't. Is there smell in space? There is. I don't think gravity does anything to that. To smell? No, because smell is like I think like floating particles. Do you know that if you. Space is a distinct pungent smell clean in their suits as well. Hot metal seared steak and welding and gunpowder. What is going on in space? Jinkies. Oh my god. Like imagine a space candle and under it. It's like notes of hot metal seared steak welding fumes and spent gunpowder. This is the Texas Roadhouse. Okay. And then to add on top of that. Yeah. 30 diaper. Yeah. 30 adult diaper. 250,000 miles away from the nearest bathroom diaper. It's not awesome. Oh my god. Things would start to really fade of importance. Like we are up in space. We're doing whatever they're doing to the moon. I don't really know what they're up to up there. Imagine just having a piece so bad. Like I would be like I don't. Whatever, like taking a picture. Take the picture. Outer space, scented candle. We should get one for this dude. Astronauts describe the smells and mix up gunpowder. Oh yeah. I already know that. Raspberry's in rum. Oh that sounds nice. Gunpowder seared steak. Raspberry's in rum. There's no way. That sounds good to me. Gunpowder and steak. Yeah. It's the same way like I like the smell of gas. But would you like it mixed with like raspberry and gunpowder? I truly think that sounds like an awesome yellowstone themed candle. There's the best smell to me is when you're driving into Ocean City, New Jersey and you're passing egg harbor and it just smells like egg beach eggs. That's my like sulfur. Yeah. So farts. Yeah, but it's like beach farts. So it's fine because it's like you the source is like it's coming from the beach. Far beach. Far beach. Yeah. That makes you fart. Far beach. Like that. I love that. That's so good. You just said you like gasoline. So it's not that different. I'm pooping now. I want to talk about San Diego. Okay. Can we touch on San Diego in one second? There was the that space thing and then there was who cares? Yes. Talk about San Diego. Well, we went. We had a live show in San Diego. We had our first live show. It was fabulous. Thank you all for coming to it. That was so fun. That theater was amazing. What a great first show. Great first show. Thank you for coming. If you came to our OG first show, thank you for coming. Like very sweet, very grateful for you. Like this felt like a real real first show. It was great. But what I want to talk about is that was kind of really my first time in San Diego. Okay. I went to the zoo once before and then I also went when we evacuated for the fires, but like we didn't really leave the house. Yeah. But this was like I was in San Diego and I went to La Jolla the day after the show. This is my first town. Shit. I meant to wear my La Jolla hat and t-shirt today. Dang. Well, luckily we're recording three times this week. I'll do tomorrow. Yeah, I'll do tomorrow. But oh, I'll wear it to the live show tomorrow. The people of Irm and my love. No, I know that's true. Anyway, this is my first time hyperfixating on a town. Love that. Well, you had projected that a little bit because you were so excited for your beach front town in Carmel, which is up north. But guess what? Well, first of all, what struck me about La Jolla was the wildlife. The seals and the water. The water is crystal clear blue like you're in a swimming pool and in Europe. The seals are just swimming about living their best life. A squirrel gave me a high five. I felt like Jane Goodall like so in touch with creatures. Yeah. I just felt like we are all one. And imagine I'm walking away from the seals. I see someone holding a bag bookstore in stationary shop. Wow. I go to the bookstore in stationary shop, Warwick's heaven on earth. The only problem is that prevents me from being able to set up my bookstore in La Jolla because I don't want any bad blood. You never want to be the store that open that is the competition. The Spite Store. You don't want to be the Spite Store. So I would have to go to a different town. Or is it different enough when you're doing books, cats and a bunch of other, and cafe as well? I think it's still not right because you're still selling books. So that's healthy to have some level of. I just don't know if you're going to find a town without a bookstore. I really don't know. Well, I think what I'm really saying and as at the crux of this is I'm, I need to make my own town. I think that's really what it is. So I think I need to find an empty piece of land on the coastline. Along the coastline. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And then that's when I really start up the bookstore, the cafe. Someone can do the local grocer. And it's literally just what a town needs and necessities all within like a very small area. So it's technically it's yes. But put a positive spin on that. A commune. By the way, I've told you before, I'm like very on board with joining. Yeah. No, I know that. Yeah. Yeah. So I think what I'm looking for is not to join a town. It's to be the town. Right. I think that's what I'm kind of figuring out. But anyway, I think I'm going to move to La Jolla. Okay. While I figure my shit out. Yeah. I get that. I just it was an amazing. I can't even get over it. I can't believe it's been two hours away this whole time. It is funny that way. California's just all of these different maps. Why is the water so blue and it's so brown here? Different mayor. I don't think that's why. I don't know. It's just a lot of people here. It seems like it's a crazy difference. Like it's not even it doesn't even seem like the same element. But you can literally just pull up Google Maps and do like world view. And you can see or like that. It is definitely the same ocean. Yeah. But no, I I'm saying like if you scroll up to Malibu or if you scroll south to like Manhattan Beach even it's like blue, poop, blue. Yeah, Manhattan, Manhattan, Manhattan Beach. It's just even a lot bluer. Yeah. But like it still doesn't even compete. Yeah. I know. I don't know. I mean either. Different sand for sure. I'm not talking about the sand. Well, the sand makes it. Yeah. Well, water appears bluer and clearly do its rocky canyon adjacent geography. It's the canyon. And protecting protected marine areas that reduce sediment in algae. Conversely, Santa Monica Beach water often appears greener and murkier due to shallow sandy bottoms. High sandy bottoms. Oh. Yeah, I guess I get that. The human made sedimentation. I got in the water the other day and I was just like having the time. Oh, it was like right before we went down to San Diego. And I was swimming. I was gurgling. Ah, la, la, la. I was like, is that actually maybe I'm, hmm, looks different than usual. Get out. Dangerously high levels of bacteria do not swim. Every hole. I think you're fine. I really do. Okay. I like imagine how much worse our ancestors had it. They didn't have signs. You know, who knows where they were putting their bodies? They also died at like 32. That's true. So that is true. And I think we might be making a couple more ounces of trash and garbage and poisonous. You know what I want to see? I want to see a chart that's like average life spans and the time periods. We can probably - L. - It might scare me. - Well today, oh my gosh, I have an incredible announcement for you. - What? - Today's the day that we all stop aging and no one else is born and no one dies. That's today. - Yay. - Yeah, how exciting. - Happy, yeah, happy day. - I can show you more into that right after we look up to life spans that are now irrelevant. - Okay, so 1816. - That's unfortunately in chart form, like bar graph and shit like that, which is hard for me right now. - I don't know why there's so many lines. I feel like there could just be one. - Just tell me. - average. - Just tell me with words. This looks like an echocardiogram. - From around the earth. - Middle ages. Middle ages is a wide range. 30 to 40 years. Frequent dips due to plague and famine. In the 1800s, it was still 30 to 40. 1900s and 1950s rapid increases began. 45 to 48. Wait, why is it only 72 to 73 now? Let's see average. Oh, I don't like that. - Don't love that either. But good news is. - I'm really in the mood for a medical advance. You know what would blow chunks? If like a massive like, you get to be frozen at like 30 type of advance came when we were like 92. - Completely. No, I don't know. That's the golden years, apparently. - 92? - Yeah, we just wouldn't be like. - I'm fine. - I'm fine. - Aging. Listen, I'm fine. I just don't want to, my body to break down and decay. - Totally. I think that means we have to be proactive now with vitamins at seven. - I'm trying dying at 95, as long as I look like my years, my 95 years are good and healthy, and I have a body that is kind to me, and I'm kind to my body, yeah. - Your body? - It's a wonderland. - It's a wonderland. I have that in my notes of like jokes, and it says your body's a wonderland. I'm like wonder what I thought was like. - I feel like you've done it before. Like if you transcript search TMG, body is wonderland, like I bet you'd find you doing that joke. - I do test a lot of jokes here and the way that they don't-- - We know. (laughs) - They don't land here, and then I go and I do them for reals. I'm like, "Man, they didn't work for a reason." - Does any of you remember the episode where they talked about? - Wow. - Oh my god, legume? - Wait, we talked, I looked-- - Wow, that's real crazy. - When I hear a mind. - Like it's amazing. - Like it's like an amazing place. - Your body's a wonderland. - Whoa, I wipe my nose on the mic. - They really did it well. - The transcript, it really led us right to your body's a wonderland. - Is that, I just show you after just like your body's a wonderland? - It is a wonderland. - Oh, can't look so different, can't look for a mind. - It's like what? - Your mind? - Your mind. - Your mind. - Like it's amazing. - Wow. - You are watching a wonderland. - You're doing it with your nose with the mic. - Is there anything else you wanna search? - No. - Okay. - But yesterday I was watching basketball. I don't have shit going on right now. I was watching basketball. - I do. - You should have watched basketball yesterday with me. The NCAA. Mission again. - No, I have to finish jury duty, which by the way, you still haven't watched. - Well I'm excited to, well, I need to be watching that at the same time with other people because now, I know, well now I'm gonna end up seeing, but you telling me, like it really didn't turn me on too much, the way that you were like, yeah, that's just not like the same. - It's not at all the same. And I don't think they should continue. But the last episode was so bad, it was amazing. - Okay. - Like it's so bad that it's good. - Okay. - Does that make sense? - Okay, yeah. You know what, we should have searched just now, like something that we said again. And I kind of wanna like just stop talking about certain stuff. We talked about the undersea internet cables that you brought up and then Iran threatened to cut them like the week after. - Iran's dead ass about to cut the cord. - Isn't, like, who is listening to this podcast? - This is what I'm wondering. Like is it just that we're discovering things that like people already know about and are already talking about? And it's like obvious and we're just discovering them because they're now in the zeitgeist. Or are people listening to us? - There's no telling the, the, the, the absolute breath of our viewership, like I don't really know. Iran has threatened to cut the undersea cables in the Persian Gulf that provide a global internet connectivity. Oh, we have to do something because it's all I have right now to get me through the days is to fear monger and doom scroll. - Honestly. - I need to finish my book. My, my horrible horrible-- - It's someone cut the cord and I did not have access to the internet and the world didn't have access to the internet for like a while until we got the cords repaired. It could be another classic example of like something horrible happening and it kind of ending up being-- - For the greater good. - I think COVID happened and it was obviously horrible but then everyone started going on walks and it was kind of beautiful. It could be another one of those things. - Book, kiss your brand. Well said, like way to think beyond where I put us into a fear mongering corner and you said, hold my hand, I'm going to take you out of this place. - Yeah, it could be-- - Yeah. - A classic example of the light in the dark. - 100% except I do think that we have reached a place where that would be catastrophic. - I'm not saying it wouldn't be catastrophic. - You're saying, we just can't get on an Instagram. I think it's more like world, like economies would crumble - Connor and I'm agreeing with you the same way that COVID was also that bad, like really a bad thing. You've got to look for that sliver of light, I eat people going on walks. - They cut the cables for the global internet. - So what? - Maybe on a walker on your neck, but every once in a while. - It might start to think about going on walks. - Yeah, okay, I like that. - Shoot 'em saying. - Yeah, I do like that. I think that like planes would low key like fall out of the sky, but what do I know? I was, you know what I was-- - Plains wouldn't fall out, is he? Would you my Google angle planes fall out of the sky because what are those called? - Internet. If my wife always goes out, will the plane fall? - No, people flew planes without Wi-Fi for a long time. - It's easy to forget that. - No, cutting on a rollercoaster will not cause planes fall out of the sky. You're fear-mongering. It's just where your head goes. We've got to turn that, you know what I think will help you in journaling. - You know what it's, what if, you know what'd be crazy? If like Google gave, pulled up a clip of ours as a source of like a question that we'd type 10, it was like, no, according to-- - According to what I'm gonna make a podcast in 206. - Plains will not-- - People out of the sky today. - This afternoon. Okay, here's what would happen. Significant-- - There was a really no. - Significant disruptions to internet banking, communications and digital services occur affecting national economies. Boom, kiss my brain. Plains are capable of navigation and safe landing without internet connectivity 'cause I think they have radios. - There was a really scary episode of Criminal Mines where there was, I guess it was terrorism, but this terrorist was targeting like individual commercial planes. One by one and just hacking the main frame of the planes. - That's not even-- - Okay. - 'Cause I don't know again, we don't know who's listening. - Well, it's an episode of Criminal Mines, it's already out. - Oh. - It's been out for years. - I hope that that is not-- - I'm saying that was like, to me, like scarier than serial killers. (laughs) It was scarier than serial killers. - So-- - Seriously? It's crazy. - Yeah, so anyway, I think I said, I spelled chord wrong. I wrote in my notes, Iran, cutting the chord, but I spelled it CH-O-R-D, like the musical chord. But is that, that's not how you spelled it. - I think to see it is got the H. - Yeah, so this is like, yeah. So I spelled it wrong, which is, it goes to show you like, that's a great reason, like I shouldn't be talking about this if I can't spell chords. - I don't know, I think you can have a general grasp on something without being able to spell. - I don't know. - Can I be negative again? And then I'm gonna snap out of it. - I'm gonna snap out of it because I think, you're just pretty positive about in the general way. - I don't agree. - Really? - Yeah. - Just recently I've been pretty negative. And it's because I'm projecting it from a personal space. - That's right. - But, you know, when we were all going and walking, some playing Pokemon and Go and stuff, and everyone was like, look at how our phones are like, getting us outside. The company was storing all the data from us playing Pokemon Go to like train AI to, or to create models for like waymouse, to be able to drive on the streets 'cause we were like filming streets and landmarks. - Oh really? - Yeah. - You see people do that now, like set up cameras and like get like Google Earth photos. Like we were doing that for them. - Oh cool. - At least it was fun. - I fucked with Pokemon Go. - I know you did. So heavily that it, like, got in the way of living my life. - I know. - Like I would just, I lived, 'cause I was still living at home and I lived by a train station. - Mm-hmm. - I mean, I would wake up in the middle of the night, like three a.m., check Pokemon Go. There would be an extremely rare creature at the train station. I would sprint in my booty shorts and slippers to the train station dangerous, dangerous thing to do. But I got that, I got that. I got a bowl of sore. - Catch 'em all. - Yeah, first, sure. - And then I took my, I got my phone jailbroken to access the rare Tomagotchi, that you could only, not Tomagotchi. - Oh, come on. - The rare Pokemon that you could only get in Japan. So I was able to go to Japan via my Pokemon Go and my bedroom. Yeah, I took it extremely seriously. - Women in STEM. - Hey. - There's a Super Mario movie that I'm gonna go see by the way. - Apparently it's good. - Of course it is. - I love Jack Black. - Me too. Oh, did you watch us now? - No, did you? I watched him, I watched the Five Timers clubs. - I watched the clips. - Yeah, I'm a big clip girl. - I love clips. - I just said that he's watching a show right now that will our nets in. Like a new word. - Oh, I need to start watching GTF. - Yeah, I actually kind of dropped the ball 'cause I've been only able to access Netflix. - No, I've been watching St. Dennis Medical. - I know. - It is so genuinely good. - For real? - I've been watching so Jen. So many shows are trying to be the office, and it's not landing, but this show is also trying to be the office, and it's landing a little bit more. - 'Cause they look at the camera longer or what? - I don't know what it is. It exactly is good. - The acting is good. I think it's just genuinely good writing. - And the main woman is so funny. Wendy, something, she was in Bridesmaid. - Renault 911. - Yeah, that woman. Oh, did we speak about this already? - Now it's all coming back to me. - And now it's on Netflix. - Yeah, I do wanna start watching 'cause I feel like I could use something light. - It's light and funny, and you can be on your phone. - I could be on my phone getting scared while I watch something light and funny. - Yeah. - So your bangs fell down, but it's fine. You know what, you would look good in one of those headbands. - Like where I'll fill in the doll. - Yes. - I have one. - You should do that. - Really? - You look good. - Day to day. - Yeah, or you should do, try it for the live show tomorrow. - Where I had bands for the live show tomorrow? - Yeah. - I'd be worried what people would say about me. This guy's in a headband. - Be honest about what's going on in your experimenting. As long as you're honest and there's your communication, no one's gonna be talking about it. As long as you talk about it first, that's what I've learned. Get ahead of it. - Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Is he in a headband? Yes, I'm trying new things with my body. - So then obviously no one's gonna be like, Connor being a freak in a headband. You already took care of it. - I know. I wasn't being a freak either. I was just trying something. - I wanna talk about the drama because I saw it. - You can talk about it. I don't know if I'll get my butt up to go see it. - You have got to see the drama. One of the, I think it's the best movie I've seen in 2026. - I'll go see it. I didn't even think about my phone for the entire movie. Usually even if the movie's good towards the end, I'm like, all right, let's wrap this up. I'm ready to play Fruit Merge or something. Not once that I think that during this film. In fact, I was like, I hope it goes longer. - How long was it? - Perfect length. It was like 145 or something. - Well done. - It was so good and so unique and really, really made you think. And I know it's being marketed as like, there's this big twist. I didn't really align with that. It didn't feel like there was a huge twist. It just felt like, oh, this is a plot point in the film. It's not necessarily where you're expecting the film to go. But when people were like, oh, there's this huge twist, I thought it was gonna be like, it's all a movie or it's all a dream, a movie or like a movie within a movie. Like something like Black Mirrory, but it's just like the plot goes in an direction that you might not. - Okay, I'll watch it. - It's really, really good. - Can I watch it? I'll watch it. - Before we record again. - Yeah. - I mean, not before we record again. - We will record again tomorrow in the next day. Not tomorrow, but we have to show tomorrow. - But it was fabulous, phenomenal. My friend Rob just absolutely knocked it out of the park. Zendaya Incredible. Alana Heim was really good. Yeah, she's a big part. Wow. - She played probably one of the most unlikeable characters ever. - I'm so done that when I see someone play an unlikeable character. I genuinely don't, I can't wrap my head around enjoying the personality. - It's a good act. - Yeah. - That is good acting. I think that will happen to you with her, but she's amazing in real life. - I just, she was on something we saw in her. She had, she was in one battle after another, right? - I don't know, I never saw that, but I think she was. That was one that threw me around in circles and loopbabs. I don't think so. - Yeah, she was in one battle after another. Yeah, she's really acting a lot. - Good for her. - Yeah, the drama was fabulous, squared. - Zendaya is in, so think about this. The drama, which I don't know how it's doing in theaters in the costumes. - I think really good. - Okay, so the drama, Dune, she's in a Marvel movie this year. And I think she's in two more. - What Marvel makes you. - She's gonna make her man? - Yeah, I think, is it Spider-Man? - I think there's another Spider-Man this year. - She's gonna make, like genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely low, so half a billion dollars this year. She's in Spider-Man. - Oh, it's absolutely. - That's coming out in July. - It's coming out in 2026. Yeah, I mean, she's not sharp for cash. - How do you do five movies in a year? - Well, they're probably all filmed in different times, and even different years. - Yeah, but even just press. - I mean, I would be completely drained. - Okay. - But I think a lot of it is like, and I'm talking out of my ass as I'm not an actor, but I'm sure there are a lot of years where it's like you're not doing any press and you're just filming and then there are years when you're just doing press and you're not filming, you know? - Yeah. - And then it's kind of just like, that's your job. - Some days disappearing from the public eye after four movies in 2026. Hope you don't get sick again. - I couldn't. - We couldn't. Can I read that first comment? - We couldn't. - She's probably in early stages of being pregnant and she will come back when she's totally. So glad I read that. - I can never be sick of Zendaya breathtaking beauty and style, I agree. - I'mless. Self-awareness. That person's like, yeah, we were getting tired. - Do you think she would like you? I was just thinking if she would like me. I don't know what that. - Yeah, 'cause I think that if she squinted and maybe if she was underwater-- - Oh, I forgot. - I was underwater as well. Maybe she'd be like, is that my fiancee? - Is it a lover? - Yeah. - Yeah. They're married. - Yeah. - My husband. - Yeah. - But I'm talking about like imagining you to bag over your head, would you like your personality? - I think so. I have a handful of people that genuinely with their chest don't like me and I think I'm pretty aware of it. - Yeah. - And I stand with them. But I think in general, like if it was just a-- - You're likable. - Yeah, I think that we could have a good, we could have some good chat. - Is he, would you mind looking up Tom Holland bangs? Let's see if he ever tried it. - I think my bangs look more like Zendaya's here. Tom Holland bangs. Oh. - Oh, is that what you're going for? That is what you're going for, isn't it? Is that what I look like? - Well, his hair's wet. Remember, we were talking about that. He's doing wet look. Oh, here, but he's like so young there. Yeah, I guess what makes you look young when you do it. 'Cause he looks young. - I don't mind looking a little young. - No, but like young like 13, not like 25. - Not sure. Okay. Well, he does usually push his hair back. - See, look at him. - That's my pros. - He's looking very British in that. Okay, gotcha. I see. Okay, so my self-awareness personally for me is low. I think I look really great and very cool with bangs, but like, I guess maybe I don't know. - Can you look, is he, can you look up Conor Wood bangs? - Please don't. - Let's see, let's see if there is anything. - Hi. - That's good. That's bad. It looks like my hairline is receded. - Those are wisps. - It looks like, mm, oh yes. Conor Wood sets another red carpet. Oh, wait. - That was this way. - Okay. - That was this way. - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay. - Oh, look at you as a little kid. - Bottom, mm. - See, that's fine to do when you're little. - That is crazy. The opaqueness of my bangs. - I saw the TikTok and I've never resonated with anything more in my life. - That looks like. - That was like, why is the word opaque? The most translucent word. - I like. - You can see through the word opaque, which is why it's always tripped me up and I didn't realize it until someone said that. - Okay, I completely. - The opaque to me means see through. - I saw that and I completely disagree with you 100%. Oh, opaque to me is like hard block. - Oh, opaque to me, it's like bubble letters, like it's bubble, like bubble buddy, like bubbles. - Oh, opaque. - opaque is just a bubble. - Oh, opaque. - The letters are bubble letters that are just made out of bubbles. - Oh, opaque to me is. - Stop. - No, opaque to me is this water bottle. - But then you think of the word transparent. - And well, first of all, translucent 100%. That's like jellyfish. - Yeah. - That's giving jellyfish. Transparent is more like. - Window? - Slime. - Oh. - That's what I'm seeing slime. - I love slime. - And then opaque is like water to me. Okay, because the most is more see-through than translucent. In terms of words that I'm seeing in my head. We need to get this young man off of my F.I.P. Look at the picture next to you, you have not aged, it's amazing in a good way. Imagine when you're 50, you're still going to look young. Is that a little bit A.I.? No, that's. Wait. That's actually completely artificial. Well, because the background is not that color in that picture. What is Favicon? I let's find out who was Connor One. Energizing lifestyle content with humor, brand power, and cultural relevance. Connor One is a U.S.-based content creator for his comedic skits. Okay, this is just. He frequently collaborates with food and beverages, with food and beverage brands like Wendy's and Celsius, integrating sponsorships into casual humorous posts without breaking tone. Good job, Connor. Thank you so much. He also co-hosts a podcast that complements his digital presence with longer-form conversations. 100%. I completely agree. Look, there's your fibs and friends. Yes. That's great. I love that outfit. Yes. His Instagram content includes random outfit picks, group photos with internet personalities, and comedic captions that contrast heavily with the visuals. Very good job. His chaotic energy, you kind of transfer that into the structured conversations. He rarely uses traditional CTA language and said he relies on his personal brand of carry partnerships. Great. I don't want to scroll down and see my growth in the past 30 days. It's going to be zero. That's not bad. Wait. That's good. Why is it red? Why is plus red? Good job, Connor. Thank you, guys. Oh, Connor. So, can we stop doing this? You've a lot of followers. You have more. Now what? Oh, I'm TikTok. Totally. Totally does. Oh, my. I was going to say about Dune while we're on the subge. You know what I was just like, Rob was like, I want to be in Dune and she was like, okay, once I can't. She made one phone call and then he was just in Dune. Rob was in Dune. He's in the new Dune. He's the new. He's of war. He's the new worm. He's so scary. He has my eyebrows. He's amazing. Wow. I don't know what Dune's about. Sorry. I was assuming that's a breathing apparatus, but I don't know what they're up to. It just looks completely miserable. It looks like Burning Man. If there was like no muse, they just looks so don't like not dumb. I know people really like it. I just like, I really tried to watch the first movie and I watched wears in day, wears in day, wears in day, almost Googling. Apparently the second one was so good. I didn't get into it. Did you guys all see it? I'm sorry. I just almost called it dumb. I don't think it's dumb. I'm dumb. I don't get it. Did you like it, Grace? I got it. Okay. Grace, I'm like, either. You didn't like it? The second one? Yeah. I think the first one is kind of, it's like giving like Akatar where it's like you just have to watch the first one to kind of conceptualize the second one. I need to go get like completely my brain, like maybe my sides are switched. Like I think maybe my right side is supposed to be on my left side type shit. Because I don't get like that happen ever. I don't know. I know what happens with like your colon. You know what I learned recently? If you're unable to take anything seriously and you make jokes about everything, it's usually a common sign of frontal lobe damage and I'm like, well, I've never hit my head. Very hard. And then someone was like, end the other sign of frontal lobe damage is you don't remember getting it. Someone would tell you, unless you were completely alone, which would be rare, which is separate traumatic brain injury, like completely alone, and it would have to be a traumatic brain injury. Yeah. But I also, every time I hear the word alone, I think of Squidward with all those tiles in the void. Oh, no. Just the worst spongebob sometimes hit me like in a very panic attack space. In the book that I'm reading, this woman is a race. So that means her soul can like hop from body to body to body. Good for her. And as a punishment for betraying her government, they took her soul out of its current body, locked it in a box and threw it at the bottom of the ocean. You evil witch. Body to touch. And now she's just going to live, her soul is going to live in eternity in a box at the bottom of the ocean. And she's going to go insane for indefinite forever infinity. Is that not horrible? Like I almost can't think of anything worse. Right now she's in a box. I think they'll get her though, like eventually, you in there for months, though. If someone puts my soul in a box, I'll let you know if they ever got find her. No, you need to legitimately come get me. I mean, imagine Connor, like she's at the equivalent of the bottom of the Mariana trend. She's with the cable. Okay. So I think that that sounds horrible, but truly that's exactly how I felt when I was doing that survey for money in college. You felt like you were in the box. I felt like I was at that bottom of the ocean. My soul was lost in a box and we were arguing over vaginal meth, mesh, not vaginal meth. Vaginal meth. No, that was my call center job when I was doing the survey. I didn't know it was about vaginal mesh. Yes. It was a mock trial and they were seeing who was wrongfully because like wrongful, they fucked her shit up. Basically, like her vaginal mesh was like, what is vaginal mesh? Like if you, like your uterine lining, like if you have some sort of, um, she got like an implant. Like some reconstruction. Yeah. And then they like grotesquely f up like you had to get vaginal mesh to like, like to reform and things like to rebuild, not you, sorry, like, everyone was like, I was like full wound, like fuck that out, like give this woman her money and I'm like, it's perfect. Why? So were you making calls on behalf of no, I was sitting in a room with like 12 of a jury of my own peers, which like is crazy because I was like, this is dirty duty, full wound. Like you couldn't have put a more random group. There's a pregnant woman. There was like a full wound like crackhead. There was like like an older gentleman, like old, old, old, like 150 something, like look like a tortoise or a ghost. And then like a middle aged like mom type that was like, probably so and we're like, the whole thing was like, we get to leave when we come to a consensus. Like some people were like, mm, no, I can't agree it's we'd be like nine out of 10 people would agree. And I was like, literally, I like blew my lid at some point and I'm in college, you know, I'm 19. I'm like, literally it doesn't matter. Like, it doesn't matter. This is fake. And they came in the room. I didn't know they were watching us one way mirror type shit. You can't do that. I was like, okay, that makes sense. Yeah. It was just, it was just like how did it end up? The woman got her money, like hypothetically though, and I got my money too, it was $800. Two full days, like of seven and a half hours in this room. I still was trapped at the bottom of the ocean had to eat lunch with these folks. They took our phones the whole day, not that I was like, really doing any, I think I still probably had vine. Yeah. I really didn't have anything to do. But still, it was just like, wow, wow, wow, like the first day was so horrible that I almost thought about you didn't get paid per day. You got paid when you finished it. I almost thought about not going back this day. Wow. You're like, you're going back to pay rent. The caution was completely different. I've heard of that story so many times, but it's crazy that you just failed to mention. It was all around vaginal man. The whole thing was orbiting around the mesh, so vaginally, it's crazy what, what you choose to admit. Vaginally, something like that can never happen again to me. I got that. Oh, I got that. I got a letter in a mail in a mailbox and it happened to be mine. I missed jury duty again, believe it or not. And this is my final warning. And then you go to jail and I live to pay fine, but like, I will go to jury duty this time. You could get a fun one. It's just hard because it's like, I always put it off and I schedule it and I'm like, okay, I'll just schedule it in a year and deal with it then. Then I either forget or something comes up. I got out of my last one because I was on the road for work. I was just doing shows somewhere, but I didn't even receive it. It went straight to my lawyer. Yeah, I just keep saying I haven't received it. Yeah. It's kind of, by the way, ignorance is bliss. Thing does not work. I know. Like the, what is it called, like pleading in it, like you, or wait, ignorance. Yeah. Like it does not play. No. It's, it should. It's so weird because I full-blown forget all the time about physical mail. Like I'm like, if it's not a package, like email it to me. email it to me. I'm all digital. Like all of my stuff. I'm a digital girl. in a digital world. Try to try to shoot that in email. Try to keep up. All right, guys, we're going to make peace so bad. Okay. Well, I'll talk to you in the bonus for sure. All right. And we'll talk to you guys tomorrow in the next, in the next, in the next day. I'll see you every day this week. Hey, TMG studio is.tv/bnc for about this. If you want to come listen to the bonus, we haven't said that in a while. That's true. TMG studio is.tv/bnc. MAP for bonus. It should pop up. Okay. Thank you guys. We'll see you at the live shows if you come in West Philadelphia. We're not going there. We are going to Irvine tomorrow and then well, yesterday. And then we're going to be in Sacramento on Saturday. Thank you. See you.