MeidasTouch Full Podcast - 10/23/26

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Visit ADT.com today or call 1-800-ADT-ASAP. When every second counts, count on ADT. This is the Midas Touch Podcast, and we've got a lot to discuss, so let's just get right into it after a bizarre and deranged trip yesterday in South Carolina. Donald Trump is in Iowa today, where I'm sure he'll be talking about men's asses, he'll be making a bunch of weird noises, he'll be saying how great the catastrophic war in Iran is, he'll say affordability is a hoax, he'll tell weird stories about Melania asking him, what's wrong with you? And he said, I'm just pretending to be Biden. That's the situation. We'll try to talk about all of this, tie it together. The real thing is the American people are struggling right now. Diesel and gas are at record highs. People can't afford groceries. People are really struggling. Donald Trump is a destroyer, and then once he rips to shred institutions and deals, and all of these things, he doesn't replace it with anything. There's just anarchy, and then what does he do? Blame, blame, blame, blame, blame. That's been his whole life of bankruptcy. The American people see it. It's why as we approach the midterms, which is literally right around the corner, Donald Trump's approval at historic lows for any president since the invention of polling, and same thing for MAGA Republicans, and they can try to say things are great and amazing and golden age. That ain't true. The American people are absolutely furious. We'll get into all of it. Brett and Jordy, good to see you. Midas Mighty, great to see you. The book is out, WTF America. Thank you all for the outpouring of love and support. Thank you all for buying the book and the e-book. If you're considering buying this book, now is the time to do it because all of those first week lists, they really end in the next 24 hours. If you are going to buy them or get them as gifts for people for the holidays or whatever, you're going to have to buy them. If you're going to buy them, you're going to have to buy them. Order them now. We're so grateful for all of your support. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And to see you all post photos with the book and tell us about what you liked about it and see the story, the origin story of the Midas Touch, the Midas Mighty. It's been an amazing experience. We're blessed. We're lucky. It's truly been one of the most gratifying experiences of my life, to be honest. Watching this, at first, I was sad to miss the show earlier in the week, The Brothers Show, but I was doing promo for the book. And I know a lot of you saw me doing some of those TV things. You did great, babe. I appreciate it. But I've been seeing all the photos, all the comments that have been coming in of people saying how much they love it. And to me, that is the biggest reward ever, that people are finding value in this, that people like the writing, that people find that it's an important piece of history and something that could help guide us out of this mess and something that appropriately documents how we got here. All the craziness that we're in right now, it just really means so much. So thank you to everybody who's ordered. Thank you for all the kind comments, everybody who's been leaving reviews on all the various services. Seriously, I've been near tears in a good way, looking at all your reviews and all your comments. And it's just, you guys are the best. I really appreciate it. But we've got the news to talk about, so I'm going to toss it over to Jordy. Jordy, what's the latest? Well, real quick, sorry. I have to just kind of rehash exactly what Brennan Bennett said to lead us off. I'm just so grateful for this community. Thank y'all so much. We're always in the chats talking with y'all. We're always talking on all these other platforms. And it's so incredible to see this community. I'm going to choke up. It's crazy. It's always so incredible to see this community just from all places on earth come together in moments like these. We put out the call for y'all to show up. We really needed your help with this one. And you guys showed up in such a massive way. And we knew you would. It's so much far beyond Ben, Brett, and Jordy. The book is just representative of this collective community of people who truly frigging care about democracy and about what the United States should be doing in this crazy time. And so just first off, just thank you guys so much. I could go on for another 10, 20 minutes just thanking y'all, but please just know these past couple of days have just been such. It's been an emotional roller coaster in a positive way just seeing this community rally. So thank you guys truly from the bottom of our hearts. Benji, where do you want to start off today, big bro? Let's get into it. As Donald Trump was heading out, he said, "Many great patriots really love the war in Iran. It's a love fest with the war," he says. Here, play this clip. Many great patriots love it. You're talking about war. You're talking about life and death, war and peace. And I guess for Trump and his regime and corporate media, this is all one big game for them. But war is hell. It truly is. Hell is breaking loose. That is war. People die. Children slaughter. People dead. And the way he talks about it, he's so detached from the reality and he wants to bend reality so that we all live in this deranged world that he inhabits. And it's really important for us to just say, "No, no, this is a deranged lunatic." Then he goes on and he's asked a question. He's asked a question about how Ukraine President Zelenskyy says that, "Look, Putin keeps on striking overnight." And doesn't this show you that while Zelenskyy said he wants an energy ceasefire, he's ready to do a ceasefire tomorrow, and Putin then responds like this? Doesn't that show you that it's actually Putin who doesn't want the ceasefire and doesn't want peace? Watch Donald Trump's response. Let's play it. Mr. President, President Zelenskyy said these new Russian strikes overnight are proof that nothing's changed with Putin, that he doesn't want peace. How do you see it? Well, we'll see how it works out. That's been happening a lot. Well, we'll see how that works out. It happens a lot. It's happening a lot. Okay. What kind of statement is that? I know people in the corporate news are like, "Well, he makes himself available." Well, available for what? Available for that? What the hell is that? And I think it's important that we point it out to show again how utterly unfit this person is for that position. We'll see how it all works out. This is the person who promised in 2024 that he would bring peace to Ukraine in 24 hours with his magic words that he would use to Zelenskyy, that he would use to Putin, and he would resolve everything. Also, your electricity bill was supposed to be half the amount it was when Donald Trump took office, and obviously now it's probably 50% more or even higher than that, maybe double, maybe triple for some people. It's significantly more. Gas was supposed to be $2 a gallon. Right now we see record highs. I mean, right before we went live today, I looked at the price per barrel of oil. It was like $113 approaching $114 a barrel. It was up four and a half, 5% today. As I've always been saying, that's going to head to 120, 125, 130. It's important to note though, when people are like, "Well, it's not 150." It actually is, because when you hear about the price per barrel of oil, you're still hearing about insurers' contract. That price is a price two to three months out that's being bought now to hedge. The actual price, the spot price, or the dated price right now is 150 is 160 and usually the dated price and the futures price or the price of a barrel per oil versus the refined price usually these prices are not so dramatically significant the delta isn't usually that huge but it is as well right now that's called a crack spread which also shows you as well what actually people are paying at the pump is even as significantly higher than what the price per barrel is but the price per barrel is still very high it has to be uh refined and so you know this is what donald trump is out there saying he's blaming zielinski he's blaming everybody for his own behavior right here trump has asked about starlink and star shield being throttled and being shut off there was reporting in the wall street journal that uh really it was elon musk who just said on his own off i don't i want it off but obviously i mean i think we all recognize that donald trump would be complicit with that and then you had like jd van saying nope it was a corporate decision we we can't intervene on corporate decisions that's just what corporate does we're the government okay we don't have any say over what elon musk does with starlink or star shield throttling zielinski trump famously never tells any companies what to do or corporations we have no uh we have we have no power so first let me show you what trump says then i'll show you what jd vance says here's what trump said let's play well i don't want to say but uh i know it was a very interesting situation so i don't want to comment one way or the other but uh my my relationship with elon is a very good one go ahead yeah i don't want to comment on it you know whether i called or whether somebody else called doesn't make any difference i guess the bottom line he put it back it does make a difference because we need to hold the murderer accountable whoever turned it off directly caused the deaths of multiple ukrainian civilians including children including mothers with i mean i've seen these horrific photos of the children who were slaughtered it is it is it is of consequence things matter who did things matter who says what who gives the order these things matter this is reality these things are the most important things who gave it whether it was i or him okay well if it was you or it was him and if it was both of you which it seems to be part of the criminal enterprise that we're used to seeing with donald trump and this uh regime that's important because especially when democrats take control of the house and likely the senate right now who are we going to hold accountable as a country as a collective we regardless of political party is an important point and just let me show you what jd van said that it was this was corporate like you know like did you notice the various iterations of the story i don't know how it happened it was a technical glitch it was the weather oh it was corporate it was corporate that did it i'm not going to say it's just a bunch of blame and a bunch of loser be it's loser behavior watch what jd van says well i think that fundamentally elon musk runs a private corporation and i think it's completely understandable that he doesn't want to get in the middle of what is a war between two state actors without the united states government effectively directing him on what to do so i don't think this is about elon i think it's fundamentally what is america's policy in ukraine and russia going to be as i just said earlier i think we're working on some renewed negotiations it is about elon okay number one and it is about you and it is about trump but what you're asking the question what is america's policy going to be that's that's for you what what is america's policy what is the policy tell us articulate it have a strategy what is america's policy going to be with the straight-four moves is it trump truthing on social is it him making a post did you see what it said on truth social today it was like donald trump blasts iran on truth social okay that's that's the strategy what is this is this is real folks truth social had a breaking news breaking trump slams iran and new truth as we were on the midas touch account not sure how iran is going to recover from this that's the plan just lie about the oil coming out of these straight over moves every day and while the price per barrel of oil continues to surge what is the plan with ukraine what it was it was to lie about it it was to say that you had a strategy and you didn't your strategy was to tell zielinski to surrender zielinski didn't surrender and now you have no plan so that's where we're at right now and now you're asking these questions what is this dread what is the meaning you are the leaders that that's for you to decide and there's zero accountability zero responsibility it's weakness it's a loser behavior our adversaries and friends there's no friends anymore our former allies they all see this for what it is it's pathetic brett jordy two things uh first i i just like i i think everything that you have to understand about this regime and kind of this moment in time this entire trump era it's it's something that we say often on the show but it's it's worth repeating when we see comments like that from jd vance and donald trump and what elon musk's doing so much of what we are dealing with and so much of what we speak about here on the midas touch network has nothing to do with democrat republican left first right independent all that stuff it's really a matter of good versus evil it's a matter of decent versus cruel it's a matter of honest versus corrupt and when we watch the things that this trump regime does you know what side they fall on when you watch donald trump get out there and say oh i think that ad that vivek ramaswamy did where he decided to elevate the estranged mother of amy acton who stayed married to her daughter's rapist and the guy who abused all her children i think that is a great ad brilliant ad vivek great job that's great he should definitely run that again like that's it's not a political calculation for me to say that that's disgusting and there shouldn't be a single republican i don't care what the hell your political affiliation is who doesn't look at that behavior and go wait a sec what like what did i get myself mixed up and this is some sick stuff this is a real sicko this is a real sick individual a bad person and people who are supporting this behavior are all really bad people what donald trump is doing right now what elon musk is doing what vance is doing their actions toward ukraine are frankly far worse than the actions that donald trump got impeached for in 2019 by extorting ukraine this is like a whole other level that makes this makes that look like nothing and donald trump is doing this basically out in the open and so i hope that we see some accountability and investigations and get these people really on the record when democrats come into power grill these people impede whatever you got to do because this right here is murderous behavior this this is behavior that is leading to the deaths of ukrainians the deaths of many people uh in the middle east these people don't give a damn about human life and they're showing it every day that's why we never should have given and this isn't even a trump criticism this is a every president criticism we should have never given elon musk the power that he has that criticism also goes to a lot of these world leaders across the world we should have never given this guy so much power why put all of our eggs in the elon musk basket and now that we know that this guy could flick off a kill switch and literally kill people by doing that are you still are foreign governments still going to start keep trusting elon musk with their security with their defenses with their missiles to me that is a big big big mistake and all of europe any body who relies on elon musk should be looking right now and say how do we get the hell away from this guy as quickly as possible and the next democratic president that comes in should also that one of the big things should be we need to detach from this guy he's a monster we should not allow this guy to have so much power in our government really well said b and for me it comes down to this when you look at jd vance up there when you look at donald trump don't you i i have to comment on this quick he looks crazy like when he's giving these one-offs now to the press it looks like he's doing blackface like i i there's no other way for me to describe it like the bronzer is so ridiculous he can't even open his eyes if you're watching that clip and i was watching pretty closely i'm like trying to find where his eyes are and where the bags start he doesn't look well and i'm not like saying that to be like donald trump doesn't look he doesn't look well and that should concern everybody concern concern every american i don't care what political party you are it should concern everyone across the world that the leader of this country and i use leader very loosely here but he is and it has all this power the nuclear football looks like that and is behaving like that and then you have jd vance talking about how well that we're just gonna have to figure out what the policy is jd to ben's point you're the guy that's supposed to have figured it out and i think i know where you're falling on this and it feels very pro-russia to me in a very disastrous and concerning way but for me ultimately like again we really don't view ourselves as political like when we started this so we talked about in wtf america the brett just brought up a photo of trump get like it is so beyond the pale i if i were to describe this and i'm going to for the audio listeners you're going to think i'm making this up please go to the midas at youtube and literally look at this to the timestamp you have donald trump out here like leaning forward his eyes are are closed or they're open i really can't tell and the amount of bronzer he has on his face it it is so utterly bizarre and just concerning and you look at that person and you're like that's the president of the united states that's who y'all elected to speak for you to act for you i'm Uh-uh. Uh-uh. There's going to have to be really like a massive overall here when we go forward as to who we are putting in positions of power in this country to lead us out of this stuff and to just lead us with a clear vision forward. Because right now, it just seems like Donald Trump is leading by truth social post. True social post after true social post. And then they try to get J.D. Vance to comment. He's like, someone's going to have to figure that out. J.D., you are supposed to be the someone. Unbelievable to me, just the lack of leadership that comes from the White House. Yeah, it's like going to a surgeon and then there's open heart surgery. And then you look at the dissection and what you're supposed to do. And you're like, nurse, anybody want to figure this one out? It's like, no, this is you. You're supposed to competently know what you're supposed to do. Jordy, speaking of what Trump looked like there, a potato head and not Mr. Potato Head, because I don't want to. Defame Mr. Potato Head. Wouldn't want to do that on the show. Big friend of the show, Mr. Potato Head. Potato Head. And if I did defame Mr. Potato Head and he sued me, he would not do what Trump did with the BBC, which is hide from a deposition. Again, how cowardly is that too, though? I mean, let's talk about that with the weird transition I just did from Mr. Potato Head to this deposition in BBC. But Trump terrified of BBC. Trump sues BBC $10 billion and says they defamed him by running a documentary. That was edited in a way that Trump didn't like and said, well, this makes it seem like I was involved in the insurrection. Okay. He said, I'm defamed $10 billion. And then BBC fights back and they notice his deposition and they ask for documents that shows proof of $10 billion of damages. Trump won't turn over the documents. And then he refuses to show up at his deposition. And then he says, I'm dealing with Iran and national security issues, except during the day of his deposition, October 16th, he was in Dalton Municipal Airport, giving, a speech in Georgia, one of those deranged small speeches that he gives. And then he went to a PAC event at Mar-a-Lago that night. And so BBC calls him out and says to the judge, order him to show up. Trump goes, I want my deposition to be late January and no video deposition. I don't want it to be on video. And BBC is like, well, then don't sue me. Dismiss your case. Okay. Yeah. And then they're like, wait, you're the ones who sued us. Like that's what they said. Like, remember, he sued us. This isn't our thing. And now he's trying to avoid process. This has always been your strategy that you've spoken about outwardly, like accept the lawsuit when Trump sues you. Great. Depose his ass. Depose him, get him under oath, get his deposition, do it. And every, every single time he cowers. Well, now the judge is forcing Trump to open up for BBC. Yeah, probably. Trump wants it for BBC. There's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of Trump. And anyway, right, right, right there. But, but yes, Jordy, what you do is you notice his deposition right away. Yeah. You see how scared he is, but it's just like straight of Hormuz, right? He's just like catastrophic wars. He comes up with the name, Epic Fury, the lawsuits, $10 billion lawsuit. Okay. The other side fights back and then he runs away. And it's a pattern. It's a pathology. It's, it's, it is a weakness. He bullies, but when you punch him back, he runs away. It's like right out of the like examples that you give, like when you punch back the bully, which is not. It's the perfect example. It's perfect. Yeah. It's just, it's clear. BBC is just giving the smackdown to Trump right now. Like. There's no other way to put it. It's getting whacked by the BBC. Let's take our last, let's take, okay, let's take our first break of the show. 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If you see my face right now, that's one of my favorite ones to read for. Benji! Where to next, big bro? Did you say spicy number two? I did say spicy number two. That was a new line. That was a new line that they threw in themselves. I've never heard of a number two referred to as spicy. We don't have to get into it, but I imagine, you know, it's not. I mean, you saw Trump's speech though, right? Is that a spicy number two? Brett, do we have that clip? Boom. Or he did a total spicy number two. Or when he did, uh. What was that? Or when he did. I want to be clear. Wait, play that again. This is. No, no, because we have to watch the next one because the next one is. Where Donald Trump's talking about Nikki Haley. He's still obsessed with her. And he's like, so I talked to the governor. I was so, uh, wrong. And I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor. I took the governor, I put her over at the United Nations. Or then. wait wait wait wait wait wait then trump said play that one again we gotta play this one again what was that look at the guy's face for the audio listeners there's a guy there's a trump supporter behind him who went i was waking up i literally woke up in the middle of the night last night and looked at my phone because this clip on our tiktok got like 12 million views or something crazy it looks like a toad like one like and i watched it again in the middle of the night which is such a mistake i'll give you the explanation the majority of what it is though i i know i've i have the answer all right and i'd say 90 of the reason i took the governor i took the governor i put her over at the united nation it's a rough one it's a rough one okay so when our people i'm gonna give you the general issue of dementia and you there's a number of things that appear to be that um but it's opinion based you know but the tiktok search like the tiktok will tell you like what people search for to find videos like this or what it suggests the tiktok search suggestion is dementia random noise yeah yeah but that's actually an attribute where you can he was surprised that it happened as he's struggling with the rapidly cognitively developed dementia and he's like i don't know what to do with this cognitive decline that's happening and so it even surprised him but you lose control so what that was it was like a vocal disconfiguration and and that'll actually start to happen more and more and more we're going to see a lot more of that happen in a lot of these events um taking place and then the homosexual disinhibition is actually a thing um you know whether it was repressed homosexuality that's always existed or whether it is a new homosexual urge that he has um but whether it was existing before or now it when he sees men these are the thoughts that are in his mind when he looks at men and now he literally can't control them and so he blurts them out you know your ass your ass your ass your ass and it is a version of how does he treat female reporters he's always a nasty guy he hates women um and to me sexualization of women and others was all about power and domination i always thought you know he's a sex predator versus actually like the thing the way he actually talks about women in the past is not how um straight men who love women or like women actually talk about women or the full like it just it just isn't so there's a whole there's a whole thing there but like let's be clear he is a sex predator he's been found civilly liable for sexual assault he brags about sexually assaulting women and he's a sex predator he's been found civilly liable for sexual assault assaulting women he says you're rich you get away with it he bragged about inspecting girls naked at beauty pageants he said when you're when you run beauty pageants this is what you get to do i mean he's a sicko um he says this is locker room talk this is how men speak in locker room this is how men speak in locker room i represent a lot of athletes professional athletes in my path then our leaders and men and captains of football they don't talk like this is how people talk and it's important that we we call out this um behavior but but there is homosexual disinhibition with women he goes picky picky picky these are the thoughts in his mind lately also he's had a lot more outbursts even than normal um i'd say like if you saw him in the oval office that clip we played i think on you guys played it on the last show it was like quiet quiet it was like the one of the craziest i'm like this guy looks like a freaking demon like this is unbelievable and again it will it will continue it's gonna get worse yeah and he was doing this a lot he's been doing this like every press conference now it's this thing quiet stop oh and he like just bizarre outbursts and you know we we have people you know we have asin and other folks on the team who they clip shows and clip donald trump speeches and they put them out all day right and so they're able to really notice the nuances also of like if donald trump is declining if he's gaffing more than usual you know if there's weird things going on and one of the things that we all noticed was how and that you know asin and our team noticed especially in these last few speeches was like wow there's something really going on with donald trump because there's he's making a lot more mistakes he's getting confused what's the atlantic ocean what's the pacific ocean what's the name of the peace prize is the pulitzer is it the nobel i have no idea what this is what that is blurting out those random noises and and and it's it's another level from what we've seen and sorry for laughing before i was just reading the comments on on the instagram and every one of the comments is funnier than funnier than the next but i won't worry with that right now yeah and he tries to preempt it by turning it into a joke and making everybody kind of laugh with it right because he knows that he can't control his homosexual impulses right like he can't control it and the disinhibition he can't so he turns it into a joke to blurt it out so when he says it he goes oh it's just a you know it's just a joke it's the same thing you know when he talks about the cognitive exams and the different things he's also trying to what like why is he devoting so much time to this in the speech i mean one because he actually is in my opinion i mean rapidly declining but he's also so self-conscious about it that he's trying to get ahead of evolving he tells the story about how he walks into walls and he doesn't he doesn't remember the words he's saying he can't complete sentences and how awful he looks and so he says you know i go home to melania and he's making up the story he doesn't go home to milani issues they're not they don't live in the same room they're not in the same area but he goes i go hey baby hey baby baby was i the greatest last night baby did you love what i did baby hey baby you like this baby and then melania tells me are you okay what's wrong with you and i go no baby baby i was just pretending i was biden that's what i was doing baby i was just pretending so that was me not actually walking into walls and not being able to get down steps or talk baby i was being biden is what he said here i'll show you this example let's play and then i came back and i finished my speech i said baby how good was that tonight was that the best nobody can do it like me baby you see that crowd and she said what happened to you are you okay i said what do you mean they had you walking around the stage hitting the wall are you okay darling so they took my little routine and they said that that was me doing it i said that's the end of sarcasm okay i'll toss it to you brett and jordy then we'll get into our exclusive reporting but it is just severely like i don't want to use the severe illness as a way to not hold him accountable so i'm not sometimes i fear that when you say it it sends the message that he's going to claim mental impairment when accountability smacks him in the face right and he probably will try to do that um because that's part of his victimhood so i don't want to give the act out i need to acknowledge that but i also want to acknowledge we're dealing with uh what was a mass psychosis but the hypnosis of the mass psychosis is fading now there's just smaller crowds there's still a bunch of people there though who are laughing in a way that you should never do but if you had a severely ill uncle for example and you enabled it versus actually getting the help and calling it out you then take on those truths and then you're not going to be able to hold him accountable you then take on those truths and then you're not going to hold him accountable you then take on those traits and attributes you then take on those traits and attributes you then take on those traits and attributes it's a whole body of work that social and it's a whole body of work that social and it's a whole body of work that social and clinical clinical clinical psychiatrists talk about dr bandy lee does psychiatrists talk about dr bandy lee does psychiatrists talk about dr bandy lee does a great job explaining it on the midas a great job explaining it on the midas a great job explaining it on the midas touch network on touch network on touch network on the weekend show um and other shows with the weekend show um and other shows with the weekend show um and other shows with anthony davis she's on a lot anthony davis she's on a lot anthony davis she's on a lot but but but the behavior rubs off and but but the behavior rubs off and you see those people behind them like you see those people behind them like you see those people behind them like like we're we're looking at a really like we're we're looking at a really like we're we're looking at a really like a really sick like a really sick like a really sick like a really sick like a really sick like a really sick person who has the nuclear codes who's person who has the nuclear codes who's person who has the nuclear codes who's making decisions over life and death war making decisions over life and death war making decisions over life and death war and peace who frankly isn't not is to and peace who frankly isn't not is to and peace who frankly isn't not is to say isn't fit say isn't fit say isn't fit is really doing a disservice to isn't is really doing a disservice to isn't and fit because it's in such a strata of unfitness that what really should be happening in a normal healthy country is that there would be an involuntary hold psychiatric hold placed on such a severely disturbed individual i mean it's it's really it's it's not and there's no both sides it's not biting this it's it's nothing even at a level it it it isn't it it truly isn't right all right some of the comments we received on that video uh my grandpa did this at the end of his life before he died he had dementia he made weird noises all the time daisy wrote that to us someone wrote that was a kidney giving up somebody said and they degraded biden for one-tenth of what he's showing somebody joked about the supporter saying are they all going to start making that noise now somebody said i'm high you can't do this to me i'm crying real tears over this video in the comments somebody said the alien powering him was trying to escape uh the search being a dementia random noise is sending me someone said y'all don't understand i'm having a laughing fit i can't effing stop laughing every time i hear it i laugh harder it's on replay i can't stop somebody says oh it's getting close some okay i'll allow it okay we're seeing trump at the rallies or whatever and just in just the way he is physically and mentally i can only sort of describe it and i obviously wasn't alive during this time period and no shade you know to elvis but like i just feel like when trump is is giving these speeches or this is like elvis in vegas during the residency in the last couple of weeks there because what we're seeing is just someone who even his own die-hard people who go out to see him and support him and brett you had a perfect you know view of the people they put behind him and the faces that they were making when he was giving this speech they're confused they don't know what to make of it and when he's losing his die-hard grip on the maga cult that is his core core base and we see his his maga core approval ratings are shit now like they're not good you and it has a lot to do in my opinion with this his behavior that's been so on display his erratic behavior his snapping at reporters specifically female reporters and the way he talks and demeans female reporters and then when he's going on these tours you know his his vegas residency if you will his obvious and clear mental and physical decline that he doesn't even have control over his body at this point of what we're seeing this is disgraceful like the fact that more people in the republican party itself aren't speaking up against this it's so obvious and it's so in front of your face and the fact that they just bury their heads in the sand and pretend that he is a beacon of good health that that is the person that what a leader donald what a lead no i have great concerns and it's not because oh george you're so lived out bro no that's the president of the united states and it's concerning to me that he can't get through a sentence without hyperventilating i i don't even know how to describe that action because he physically and mentally can't he doesn't have the capacity yet he is making very consequential decisions that are getting our troops killed they're raising prices here at the pumps because of his needless war in iran that he just haphazardly just decided to start with no end in sight and our troops are dying because that man that we all saw on that stage who can't control his own impulses is at the helm let's just strike fear in everyone and not in like a good way like not like a good feel like like that's a scary thing that that's the guy with the nuclear football well and it could get way worse this could be you know how the trump regime says you know there was the banquet and the appetizer and then there was going to be an incredible prosperity just you wait right actually what we could be in for and what we appear to be in for unless there's intervention imminently is this is just the appetizer you know you have netanyahu recognizing how severely ill it seems trump is netanyahu also a severely ill sick genocidal maniac talking about regime change finish the job he and donald trump like these genocidal furbies are out there you know reinforcing themselves and living in an imaginary world where regime change in iran is going to be a big deal for them and they're going to be a big deal for them and they're going to be a big deal for them and they're going to be a big deal for them and they're going to be what's up let's talk about the reporting that we did here on the Midas Touch Network I'm so grateful for the work of our editorial team our writers our reporters here and across the world I mean the great Aaron Parnas veteran Ken Harbaugh the team of veterans that he has at Midas Defense and Valor Media the great work that they've done when we partner with them you know Ken has a lot of great segments that he does here where we get into the real weeds of defense issues and obviously the platform that Aaron has built and we worked with Aaron when he was literally an undergrad right as he was starting law school like seven years ago at this point or six years ago at this point for context Aaron went to law school and he was like 17 yeah Aaron went to law school and he was like 12. Aaron is Doogie Howser and do this but we and by the way we do talk about in WTF America our strategy you know in terms of how we bring people and try to recruit people who are like top corporate news with the Scott McFarlanes the Katie Fangs who are leaving and they want to be entrepreneurial and have their own platforms but how we also grow talent and promote talent you know who these are people who I think would have great careers without us but we try to do our best to help as much as we can and support their growth and accelerate it it's all part of building this pro-democracy infrastructure so that when we have a story like this that we can make sure that we are digging into it as deeply as we can that we're getting it out to the most amount of people as possible that we can deploy it through all forms of media through TikTok through the web through Substack through Instagram you name it and so this story today has been going viral and it's really shocking reporting and we've been working on this now for a long time and so it's great to see that. Great to finally get this out into the world and to let people know the truth about what's happening on these bases we've seen some stuff about the bases I haven't seen stuff this detailed about our military bases in the Middle East from the attacks over the summer and other attacks and here's our article it's called so much worse than people realize never before seen images reveal damage at U.S. bases as troops described being abandoned and like Ben said this is us Valor Media we have if you go to the website if you go to MidasNews.com or Substack Midas Plus you'll see we have a bunch of photos a bunch of videos a bunch of first-hand accounts from U.S. troops from their families in the region from contractors in the region and we're getting photos like this photos of massive explosions on the bases we're getting photos of bunkers barracks destroyed makeshift bunkers being built like our troops had to do in World War II when they had no other protection in order to build their own foxholes we are seeing planes blown to shreds the stuff we are seeing in these photos and what I'm showing right now to the folks watching the podcast is truly shocking and the comments from the troops from their families from the contractors also adds a whole other element to it one key quote from this piece that one of the service members said is quote it's so much worse than people realize and you see the evidence here in the various photos that we're showing you but it seems like these troops have been completely abandoned by the United States government one of the most shocking things to me and and this is if this was any president I'd be highly critical of a president who abandoned our troops overseas especially in the middle of our war but our troops told us that quote we are sitting ducked in the middle of a war and we're sitting ducked they said they've been facing constant incoming missiles and drones they're lacking adequate defenses shelters and basic supplies they're finding out about a lot of what's going on by watching the news not actually learning about it from people in the United States government and you just see just this wrecks whether you're looking at Saudi Arabia whether you're looking at Jordan whether you're looking at Kuwait whether you're looking at the UAE where we saw these images of the troops forced to dig their own foxholes because they had no adequate shelter anymore due to the attacks Bahrain we literally left behind the military families we did not the evacuation planes were apparently ready to go ready to bring people to safety and the Pentagon at the Department of Defense refused to authorize the departures of the military families to bring them to safety why and we have a quote from a family member and if this doesn't make your stomach turn then I don't know what will the families told us quote they said that evacuation would quote make the situation look bad at home so you had our troops their families the United States government refusing to evacuate those people who are at risk who are in harm's way whose bases have been bombed refusing to do it because they figured it would look bad at home they were more concerned about the optics than they were about the actual well-being of those individuals and in a lot of these families they are living you know close to these bases they're there's civilians who are in the regions oftentimes and their homes shaking from the nearby missile interceptions you have like the children now they say that they are terrified when there are thunderstorms back in the United States because it's giving them flashbacks to the missile interceptions the missiles firing down around them and these people are saying two of us that they believe the United States government that Donald Trump the Department of Defense are using them as pawns in this war here's another quote right here and I compiled these because I wanted to make sure I was getting them exact as an American citizen I felt completely abandoned by my own government and here are some comments from the troops they said this is not a normal deployment no one was coming to help you just have to ride it out and hope you survive some of us don't care if we live or die anymore this is appalling stuff and this is just the tip of the iceberg of what's out there and it's frankly a tip of the iceberg of what's in the story if you go to our sub stack MidasPlus.com you could go just become a free subscriber you could read the entire thing we made this free so everybody could access it MidasNews.com you could check it out there as well but these reports are wild I'll show you a few of the videos that we have in as well we have some some of the clips from the articles I think this is from the United Arab Emirates an Iranian missile evaded our air defenses and struck dangerously close to American personnel let me show you this one going the interceptors there's a miss interceptors aren't working and now let me show you another clip that the Department of Defense that the Trump regime did not want out there here's never before seen footage of a missile attack on a U.S. base in the United Arab Emirates this shows a missile striking just meters away from American personnel caught out in the open this is also from our reporting in the story check this out this is wild there you see just a massive explosion really just meters away from the American personnel here a huge plume of smoke explosions this is the kind of stuff that's happening out there and this is the kind of stuff that Donald Trump does and wants you to know about this is the kind of stuff that Trump keeps saying everything's going great we're winning the war everything's amazing we control the straight we're doing incredible the fact is we're having to evacuate all of our bases in the Middle East because they're destroyed they've been destroyed when Donald Trump says something remember it's always the opposite so what does Trump always say is I rebuilt the military so far back I built it up and it's so impressive now it's so strong oh yeah because we literally don't have bases anymore because you let them get destroyed because of your haphazard actions because of your failed war and we could just keep going through the photos here but I mean these photos to me really tell a story you know beyond what even my words can even do but I but I recommend you read read the story read the reporting keep spreading the word about this because that's you know one of the key things about independent media of course is you all running with these stories and making sure everybody's aware of the truth and what's going on yeah and every one of those Interceptors that misses by the way depending on if it's a Patriot or a fad each one costs between five million dollars and eight to ten million dollars and they usually shoot as two sometimes three so every time you see one of those uh Patriots or fads activated on the low end you're talking ten million dollars or potentially you're talking twenty million dollars whereas the Iranian drones, $25,000, $30,000 to make an Iranian drone. Their cruise missiles, more like 100K, their top, top, top of the line ballistics are like a million bucks, but really you could do one of their ballistics that are very effective at a quarter of a million dollars. And they've mass produced these ballistics, these cruise missiles, these anti-ship missiles, these drones, and they have a massive stockpile and they've demonstrated their ability to use it. And we're seeing that take place. Meanwhile, you have Iran's parliament leader, MB Galabaf. He continues to troll Treasury Secretary Besant and the Trump regime. His latest post was Morpheus from The Matrix saying, 10 pills, all bad, no red, no blue, all suit. You don't have to take any, but if you do, you will take all. Break the manufactured matrix. Leave. And he's saying, you know, mortgages are up, gas prices are up, debt is up, jets are down, real wages are down, killed soldiers are up, reputation is down, diesel is up, legacy is down, stocks are down. And he's been posting a bunch of that. Meanwhile, you had Treasury Secretary Besant out there saying, ah, economic outcast is working great, operation, economic outcast. And it's like, okay, this past week you had Russia's. Foreign Minister Lavrov met in Iran, in Tehran, with Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi, talking about their strong relationship together, their cooperation across nuclear, across regional security, economic cooperation, how their causes are one, their causes are united. We've heard that. We also, meanwhile, saw Witkoff. He was in Russia. He was in a meeting with Putin. And Witkoff said, ah, Putin, you're such a humanitarian. You're such an incredible person. What a wonderful human being you are. And so we've seen Witkoff do that shtick again. You know, great economic outcast where you are sucking up and being a bootlicker to Putin who's supporting Iran in the catastrophic war that you initiated while, I mean, like, if you just think about the stupidity of what, it's not a policy, it's just literally acting dumb, which is. Russia is helping Iran. You invaded Iran, created an oil crisis, which now you're using to say why you need to buy Russian diesel, and they're helping Iran. I mean, it's just, it's inexplicable, except this is who Trump is. And then, you know, I'll leave you with this one, because there's so much we can talk about. But to me, this sums up how despicable he is, where, you know, he keeps going over and over again, how great Vivek Ramaswamy's ad against Dr. Amy Acton was. You know, the Ohio governor's race. It's Dr. Amy Acton, the Democrat, a beloved figure in Ohio, who was there helpful during the pandemic health policy over there, against Vivek Ramaswamy, kind of a lifelong scumbag. You know, everything he's done has been filled with deceit and trickery and just being an utter phony. So it's Vivek versus Dr. Amy Acton. Vivek is getting desperate. I mean, he was trailing by a little bit in the polls, and now he's trailing by a lot. But, you know, he was trailing. He runs. This ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother. You probably know the story, but just to be very brief about it, she's estranged because she took the side of Amy Acton's stepfather. Amy Acton's stepfather raped Amy Acton when she was 12 years old, and he was arrested. And so Amy Acton and her brother, when they were young, they were moved into another home, obviously, because the stepfather was arrested. The estranged mom became estranged. She supported her husband, the stepfather, who was sexually assaulting the daughter. And then Amy Acton and the brother never talked to their mom again, because that's the situation that happened over there. And so Vivek Ramaswamy runs an ad from the estranged mom saying, my daughter's a liar. Don't trust her. She's a serial liar. And it was like universally viewed like that was like a disgusting ad. Like, you know, even there was Republicans. And even the people, I guess, who support Vivek were like, dude, that's a really bad. That's a sick ad. You know, you're taking the you realize what happened to Amy Acton. Like, who does that? And Trump's like all in on this ad. And so like what Trump that was a great ad. It's an amazing ad. Of course, I'm defending the mom. Why would we go after the estranged mom? And so, like, I'll just show you. We'll just show one of them here, Brett. Let's just show the one where the reporter's like, but do you realize like what the situation even is? Like, do you know what you're saying? He's like, no. No, but why are we mad at the mom? Here, let's play this clip. Nothing wrong with him. Amy Acton's mother said horrible things about Amy Acton. And I don't know why you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to broadcast it. Now, I'll say this. The press is ganged up because you hate it. Because that one ad should really win. Look, if what the mother said about the daughter is half right, she has no right even running for the governor of Ohio. I don't know what the daughter said about her mother. I don't know what the daughter said. I don't know. Her stepmother, her mother-in-law married her stepmother who sexually abused her children's brother. Well, when did she make that statement? Was it just recently? In the 1970s. Because, you know, you know, I have no idea. All I know is Amy Acton's mother said horrible things about Amy Acton, calling her a liar and other things. And unreliable. A lot of very bad things. And I say that she's fair game. And I know one thing. If it were my mother, I'd be fair game. And you know that. And you know that well. You're trying to help Amy Acton get elected. The press is teamed up to help Amy Acton get elected. And that's all it is. What the mother said is terrible from the standpoint that I wouldn't want somebody like that to be the governor of a great state. I mean, again, it's just I've said it before. Like Trump and his ilk are demons. They're demonic human beings. They're not even human beings. They're demons. They're just. They're just evil, putrid creatures who are here to hurt you. That's who they are. They are really just bad creatures. They are bad, evil demons. They are deceitful. They try to pretend that they're with. They are demons. They are sick, sick, sick people. They cover up the Epstein files. They cover up child sex trafficking. They get into catastrophes. They slaughter little children, the everything's a lie. Everything's a deceit. There's there are demons among us. They really are. There are demons and evil things, evil creatures, and they've inhabited the White House now. It's not a political message. It's just six, six, six, six, six demons. That's all I got to say. Brett Jordan. But wow, that's the perfect encapsulation of MAGA, uh, right there and this entire movement and everything that's wrong, frankly, uh, with this entire era and our society. Can be summed up in that clip. And what a surprise that Epstein's best friend and the person who's covering up for the Epstein files and the person who's had many accusations against himself, uh, would be now covering up for a petto protector, right? I guess petto protectors stick together. That's what Donald Trump is doing. Uh, imagine supporting someone's abuser. I mean, this is really just horrific stuff. I hope it backfires in the biggest way of a vague Rama. Swami deserves to be nowhere near the government. Good. Good. The governorship, not because he's a Republican, but because he's a scumbag, because he's a bad person. And that's what a, only what a bad person would do is release that ad and throw four and a half million dollars behind it. Play it on, see, uh, played on ESPN and all these channels. Like what, uh, what, uh, how cruel, what a, what an absolute disgrace. And anybody who supports that, to me, that's a litmus test for you as an individual. Like, can we actually get along? Can we find commonality? Can we find a place where maybe we could disagree on some things? But agree on some things, if you believe that that is okay, then you're at, you're dead to me, you know, you're, you're, you're lost. You got to find your way back because that is just some reprehensible stuff, reprehensible stuff. Absolutely. Seeing Trump respond to that too. Also, again, uh, it is a case study in what a leader shouldn't do. Donald Trump says, never heard of it. No, I, I, what do I, I don't know what, what happened. He, he doesn't take any sort of account of like, he's obviously been. Told the entire scope of this story by now, especially when the reporters, by the time the reporters get to ask him, and he just continues to play dumb. I found it very interesting that Donald Trump kept talking about, well, wow, you got Amy's act and her own mother said, or said this about her, said this about her just got me thinking, Hey, you know, Donald Trump, you seem to be taking the words of the mother daughter relationship very seriously here. Why didn't you take it seriously? When Pete hex us, mom came out. And said he was abuser of women when that was well-documented, it just goes to show you that he, like his line of thinking when it comes to this is again, it's, it's a zero sum game to him in the sense that he only views this as how can ultimately this benefit me, Donald Trump, how can this benefit Maga me, Donald Trump, and, and my personal movement doesn't stand for anything. He's disgusting creature that only wants to move forward his own agenda, no matter what trail of. of violence and destruction, he kind of leads is behind him. It's disgusting. And again, that on full display right there, that is the perfect encapsulation of MAGA, of what Donald Trump stands for, and that rot in this society that will really be a generational fight to get out of here for good. I want to remind everybody, the book WTF America, The Way Out of This Hell and Back to Democracy, it's out now. If you were planning on getting it, now's the time to do it because this is when all of the kind of first week lists come out. And so if you are able to get it, The Way Out of This Hell and Back to Democracy, purchase it now or get it as gifts for people that you know. I think it's an important work. I really do. And it's dedicated to the Midas Mighty. We write a lot about this community, how this community grew to become what it is, our philosophy. Our philosophy about independent news, how we are expanding internationally, what that means, how we build these teams in this decentralized way to do the type of reporting that you're seeing, for example, with our story about the military bases, how we are optimistic that since we've only been around for six years and state regime media Fox really developed 60 years ago with a memo from Roger Ailes to Richard Nixon, where we can be in 40 to 60 years, where we can be in 40 to 60 years, is something that I actually think is a lasting legacy that we want to build for, for future generations, for our children and our grandchildren and your children and your grandchildren or just future generations of people that, you know, just to leave the world a better place. That's all I got. Brett and Jordy, anything else you want to say? No, I think we covered a lot. Thank you to everybody for your support. Thanks for bearing with us when we talk about the book. Thanks to everybody who's been sharing all of our reporting, listening to the podcast, sharing them with friends. Like we always say, you're the best. We say, this is, this doesn't work without you. This doesn't work without you spreading the word, letting your friends and family know about the Midas Touch Network, sharing the reporting, getting the books from people, just spreading the information. That's the biggest thing that you can do. So thank you. Midterms in a couple of weeks, we're going to be doing special live midterm coverage from Washington, DC. Ben's going to be on the show. Scott McFarland is going to be the lead anchor of the show. We're going to have Katie Fang in studio. It's going to be pretty epic. So buckle up, get ready. We're going to pull Aaron Parker. Arneson for a little bit, lots of guests slot. It's going to be a big night here at the Midas Touch Network. So stay tuned for our live stream. Thank you so much to everybody. 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