Megachurches, Space, & Diego Pavia | Circling Back 12-15-25

[Music] All right, we're back Monday morning, circling back podcast. My name is David. Hello. Hey, man. How does more to the. Oh, well, you too. Hey, what's up? Hey, buddy. Hello to producer Randy. Hi, Dave. How about them bares? Uh, dubbares. Just keep winning, man. Yeah. Definitely one in the Super Bowl this year. I think so. Did you watch the game? I couldn't get it on, uh, in my area for some reason. Austin? He couldn't get it in his area. Yeah. I'm in your region. I hear you in. I was on the phone with my mom talking to her and she she was watching and she was like, oh, they just intercepted it again. So, so I was getting some updates. You were just getting live play by boy. Yes, I was. Mom watches ball. Yeah, I think she's, I think maybe now that the bares are good. She's, you know, actually wanting to watch. I love that for her. She probably watches more ball than you do. Probably. But yeah, shows to the bares, shows to Davey. How are you doing? Look at you. I like that hoodie. You should get more of those. That's rowback. You can get one, uh, using code wash 20, load your card up one time use code. Yes, you can. Rowback. No, it's a great hoodie. And I did come in today saying next time we do a rowback order, I want to get one in a different color because I'd like to have two of them. It's the new thicker ones. This is good. It's a thick jaw. It's thick, but it's not thick restrictive. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? It's a dope sweatshirt. I thought it was a hoodie. It's a dope hoodie sweatshirt. I thought you'd be wearing it today. I really did. I, you know what? Yeah, you thought for it. Yeah. Something's telling me not to wear it. Your swag senses were like, no, I'm going to get bodied if I'm wearing the same thing as Dave. Yeah. And you made the right choice, my friend. You know, you know, I went with this one. I don't know. Just peeling back the old curtain. I wanted to wear it in stew. And I thought it might get a little warm wearing that one because it is so heavy. So that's why I opted against it. Yeah. Well, I'm feeling good. And I'm operating at a very high level. That's I'm happy for you, man. I'm really excited for you. That's great stuff. That's not to get too much into it. But I am, I am finished episode three of the Diddy Doc. We'll talk about it either tomorrow, Wednesday, but I'm too good. It's feeling it's going to be Wednesday. If he's only two in. Yeah, because he's got cell, cell sank in a make it through two. Let's pencil Wednesday yet. No, we're putting it in pen. It's Wednesday. Yeah, let's put it in pen. So you got you got a little opportunity fans for the people that have not watched yet. I'm going to have to rewatch it. That would be insane behavior. Part of me was like, man, do I should I be taking notes? Like, did you guys ever take notes when you did the bachelor route? Yeah, I should have been like writing stuff down. He's kept it in my famously had a segment. Dave's notes. Oh, yeah. I still have them on here. Sometimes I go back and look at old show stuff from like 2019, 2020. It's a cool little time capsule. Yeah. Have fun. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that sometimes. Speaking of time capsules, here's a chunk of Cole Dylan. I left a comment on the live LinkedIn post on Instagram pervert alert and her boyfriend liked it. And so I guess the question I have is it. So I play it cool or should I DM him now or I don't know how to play it. I'm just a little nervous. He's got to be expecting it. Maybe I don't know. All right. He knows of your existence now. Like, that's confirmed. He knows that I that I exist. Okay. It was a good comment. Romantic dinner with Liv or like 90 minute workout with him. He would just want you to take I think you would just bury me in the world and make it through. We know that Liv is a very lovely young lady. I take the dinner. Give me the dinner. I get I want that free game. I want like I need like to know what's going on with the chub salad. Yes. How did he land you? Like, what's going on? Okay. I don't need to know that. You said free game. Yeah. I get you're right. That is technically under the umbrella free game game. I just want to know like, has the chub salad evolved? Are we adding anything new? I know we were topping it with feta. You know that. Yeah. They're called me feta. Whop has watermelon in it. Water melon, feta cheese, things of that nature. Maybe like a pumpkin seed. There was definitely more than that. It wasn't just those two items. There's probably a green, maybe a spinach leaf. Okay. Maybe a rugla. Like you fucking know, you don't know anything about chub salad. If you serve me pizza and that is garnishing it, I cannot peel it fast. A rugla does not belong on pizza. I'm going to coast sign what Dave just said. That's one thing line house will never said it did. No, that's your chub salad. Oh my god. We're not told the new listeners. Okay, it's definitely not. It's definitely not cobs salad. You might have to look up touching base. This is rib now. You're having trouble now. Yeah. We'll figure it out. There you go. It is watermelon, feta. Okay. Now get your tea, uh, hungry. Well, it's good for the tea. No, no, no promises. Anyway, don't shiver. You already enter me and then I say what I had to say. So you don't know, when you do a double intro, I don't know how to respond. Like, hey, I'm excited for the conversation. Find something else to say, dude. I'm excited about what happens. You talk into a mic for a living. You think in some world and watch media. Spent like six years complaining about how he doesn't get introduced. Like, sometimes he doesn't get an introduction. Now he's getting more introductions than he knows. I just don't know how to just cup run it over. You're the coach who scripts the opening drive. I had to know. There's like one thing that goes wrong. It's like, oh, dumb guy question, dumb guy question. You're not going to get the right answer for me. So Sark is known for having like elite like opening scripts for football games. And he's great at it. Like they, I got that part. They start really fast. I got that perk script. I'm freaking twisted right now. And then, and then when the defense adjusts to what they're doing or they settle in, he kind of loses his way a bit. Why not? Don't give me out script whole game. Why not have like four different scripts starting from play one. Big farm has got a stronghold on our healthcare system. You ever think about that? Why not just have four different scripts? Is it take them all week to come up with one? I think there's just too many. It's a real, it's a real like, there's too many variables if you will. Once they adjust, let's say they start, let's say they start dropping. If they go too high safety linebackers back in the coverage, they go too high safety. This script will work to combat that a bit. He needs a flow chart is what you're saying. The flow chart. Yeah, I'm just saying like, yeah, I say what you're saying. But a lot of it's going to be contingent on like what your defense does after that opening drive, which again with the flow chart. But like at some point, like you got to just not, that's too robotic. Right? I mean, there's got to coach with a little feel. Of course, a lot of it is that. But you know, the scripts work so well. Well, Dylan, I'm glad you brought that up. We've actually got a special guest. So bring them in here. It's dark. Hey, man, what's up with the scripts? So why don't you just do a hell marry every play like I used to back in Madden when I was in a grade school? Yeah, that'll work. It did a lot. I guess since we're talking ball, I got to give a shout out to the South Dallas, the South Dallas 6a and 5a boys, my Dunkinville Panthers, the DeSoto Eagles and the South Ocliffe Bears Golden Bears. Are we at the semi final? Where are we? We're going to state. We got state this weekend. Dunkinville's got state. Dunkinville against DeSoto? Really? No. No. So weirdly, the way where it's Dunkinville and DeSoto are in the same district. But the way they break it down when the playoffs come, you get your different regions, divisions, I guess. And Dunkinville and DeSoto, both, both minute state championships. They're respective. Texas is so big. They have multiple like 6a state champions. Interestingly. So you're, this is I'm giving you an opportunity to gas up your old coach. Claude Mathis, shout out to Claude Mathis, who is the head coach of the DeSoto Eagles. They had a big time win again. South Lake Carroll. Heavy favorite. That's right. Who were like the dragons on like top three in the whole country. South Lake. Number one in the state. Most of the year, I did not give DeSoto a chance, but Claude Mathis of Anderson High School fame. He coached me my, he coached my basketball team freshman year. He was my coach. How much older is he than me? Yeah. He was, he was probably early 30s when he coached me. Okay. And that was, you know, 2000. He looks great and he's still high energy. I got to say, because after that game, he was, he was lit. He played when, when he was my coach, he played in a adult football league. Like he, he just for the love of the game. And he, I mean, like full tackle. He's the all-time leading rusher at Texas State, formerly Southwest Texas University. If you recall, he's also the guy who broke up my fight. Yeah. I always forget that little note. He broke up the one time I've ever been in a fight. Well, it's his way of breaking it up. By the way. So I was on top of this guy. Nice punch in him. And I felt like a, I felt like, you know, like someone breaking the couch, not a punch, but like, could have been a punch. I was like, oh, shit, his buddies, I'm about to get jumped by his friend or something. That wasn't the case. Claude just like, just fucking ripped me off of this guy. But like, he grabbed me very aggressively and looked up at those claws. I was like, okay, fights over good. I didn't want it to keep going anyway. A great guy and a hell of a coach. And yeah, he's making his video post game interviews making the rounds because he just, his energy is absolutely next level. The soda started, I think, 0 and 2. And they did not look good. And they also lost a dunk in the later in the season. But that's nothing new. No offense. But yeah, there's a lot of haters and doubters who said, like, that might be the end. Yeah. For DeSoto. DeSoto is a, a, a state power as is Duncanville and in South Lake. Anyway, uh, so yeah, he was, he was pretty, uh, pretty lit up after that game, which was fun to see. So yeah, he get these three, three Dallas County. I think we're playing three Houston schools. Course, Duncanville gets, uh, the sixth matchup in like the last decade with, uh, Galena Park, North Shore, Houston School, also a powerhouse. So nice. Gonna be a lot of fun. I was hopefully on, sure they're on TV, right? Yes, those will be televised. And also just fun reminder, Duncanville has been doing this in the playoffs with a backup quarterback because as rumor has it, the starting quarterback was pulled off the team by his mom for, uh, allegedly disobeying house rules. I, I don't know, but they grow them a little different. It's Duncanville. It's pretty crazy. Uh, they're doing Northwest Hills of Austin Texas. The one coach. Okay. So I saw a fight get broken up, my senior year in my morning weightlifting class. Shout out to coach Anderson, who was the, he was a wide receiver coach, winner of the Cal Paddy Classic in Duncanville multiple times. And they coach for weightlifting. And, uh, there's a fight. It was a big dude and a smaller guy. And they fought in locker room because the bigger dude, uh, I know the smaller dude used the bigger dudes undershirt, um, to, uh, put over the squat bar. Okay. And like protective shoulders from like, getting, 'cause he wanted shirt to get dirty. Right. And, um, 'cause you know, some of those old weight room stuff. There's rust on the bar. Of course. And, uh, the other, the big dude was late. And that's why, and he got there in his shirt. He couldn't find a shirt. So they fought and the little dude, like whip this big dude's ass. And, um, it ended coach Anderson, like jumped on the big guy. And which, uh, it was probably the move, but the little guy, like got like two extra hits in, 'cause coach Anderson was like on top of them. And I was like, Oh, no. I forgot to mention Claude Matzels was also cool enough not to turn us into the principal's office. He did, however, inform, uh, the head baseball coach, 'cause he, he felt he had to do something. Um, and I understand. And that's when coach, my baseball coach went and told the athletic director who then said you got to report it. So that's why I got suspended, but not be, not directly because of Claude. He's gonna let, let it mostly slide. Good dude. That is, yeah. Good dude. Good dude. Good dude to the week certified already Monday. Um, all right. Well, let's, uh, oh yeah, a little schedule this week, normal week, fully normal week. Okay. Next week. We're gonna record Monday. And then I'm taking off Tuesday going back up north. Not to go anything. I'll be, I'll be leaving Monday afternoon too. So we'll have an episode in the morning. Okay. We'll fantastic. I think tomorrow is gonna be circling back on touching base. I need to cut some clips for that. There is one we talked about a Brett's party that we need to do with Jeff. Yeah. I'll, I'll reach out to him. Okay. Oh, no, I remember it was, it was a Barrett fashion. Oh, yeah. Maybe that might be where we do it. Yeah. I thought there would be, that would be fun to get. We just have Barrett of retail therapy, uh, and oysters, clams, and cockles on the pod to talk like fashion stuff. And it would be funny to go back and listen to like 2018 Barrett and have him in here to be like, uh, you guys still dressed like shit. Well, yeah. And also like, basically, see how his takes held up. Yeah. You know, will seem to be like, yeah, no one's, no one's doing that anymore. Uh, if you have not checked out the Patreon last week was Ladies Week. And it was just a phenomenal success. The Ladies brought it as I knew they would had a little something for everybody. I want to do another Ladies Week sometime in the next, uh, four months or so. Okay. Just like, you know, Q one, Q one, you look out, Q one, we can make that happen. Um, yeah. Listen to voicemails drop every Friday morning, um, check it out. There's a seven day trial, free trial for new patrons. Go check it out over at, uh, circling back on Patreon. 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Check it out with tovala dinners taking care of. Oh, Dylan. Yes, thank you for asking. Friday was the Maryman Christmas cocktail hour I did making appearance. It was there for about an hour and a half or so. Saw Randy saw Dave saw the boys. Our friend Jeff was there like we talked about. It was a good little situation. I couldn't stay long. I mentioned it. We had a guest in town and they were looking after parks for me so I could get away for a bit. But it looked like I heard it went pretty late and I heard Dave was like one of the last people there. Can't confirm or deny that. You know what I just realized. Well, I know. I do think we got a photo of all of us in front of the tree. Maybe you left by them, but we need a gram that. We need to do a little gram slideshow from the cb account. For sure. Yeah. You were running around with the camera. The film photo. Yeah. The rest of my weekend was running errands and just hanging out with so we had a guest in and just what else did y'all do? Chillin' with parks. Well, they went out to dinner. Chelsea and her friend went out to dinner Saturday nights with parks and I just stayed back and walked. Oh, we watched Beast games. Okay. Dude, and it is so good. Is it good? It's so good. Remind me about Beast games. Mr. Beast. Ah, and he does this super elaborate like very expensive game show with insane amount of cash prizes like the first like the winner got $10 million. But he also gives out money like along the way and it's just like the mind games. It's it's really well done. Really well done. It's if you have run out of stuff to watch. I'm telling you. It's good. You know, I just I can't support Mr. Beast. I was impressed. I don't know. I just I'm trained mainly because of this share just to think he sucks. He planned a bunch of trees and he does a lot of good kind of like cured some body. It's very generous with his with his many, many, millions of dollars. He has a building like drinking wells. It feels like a style. It's a good show. If you run out of stuff to watch, give it a give it a run. Uh, that's pretty much it. A little Christmas shopping. Two parks to get pinkberry yesterday. Even though it was cold out. Where did Chelsea take her friend for dinner? What's what's the name of the Mexican restaurant we went to a due to that one time? From the east side. Uh, yes. That's where they went. I forgot the name of it. I know I remember it. The place was good too. We sat outside. We did. Don't remember the name, but they had a good time. Okay. And that's that's my weekend. Okay, Randall. Hello, Dave. I had a weekend. It started off with went to the Texas State surplus store with Gordo. They have the they just confiscated a bunch of stuff from TSA and then they sell it. So I got like a little multi-tool and a knife that and then I broke immediately. So I'll get better. Uh, but then I went early to help Brett set up. Mainly, I just got him ice and uh, helped set up the coolers. He was pretty ready to go by the time I got there. Had a great time. Do we want to do? I want to discuss what I wanted. Set up. I was going to discuss beforehand right now. Uh, you sure? Yeah. Brett, Brett throws a great party. He does very well with the food. He does a great ambiance all that now at the end of the night. And Brett's feeling a little toasty and he offers to make you a custom cocktail. Do not take him up on it because he does not know how to make cocktails. He is not a mixologist. He is not a bartender. Yeah. Let me let me explain to you the cocktail. Well, there were two. There was two because one was what wine and whiskey. When they do that earlier, he made or sangria with whiskey. Yeah. I don't know what he thought he was doing there. That was that's what I walked up on it. He actually made three cocktails. Okay, so I know that. I don't know what the other one was, but I'll explain this to him. He tried to make a mark. He made a it was a rum chata vaca and lime. And it and I think maybe seltzer. What's the flavor of rum chata? It's like milk. It's like cinnamon. It tastes like like cinnamon toast crunch milk with lime with lime and like seltzer. We did a curdle like that sounds. The person he gave it to described it as drinkable. And then we like, okay, he was trying to be nice and we all pass it around. The best way I could say it tasted like carbonated agnog. That's that's exactly right. And like it was like if someone tried to make an agnog seltzer. It was yeah. He was like on his late night bullshit. He admitted he made me not remember making that cocktail. But yeah, it was it was terrible. So don't don't take a cocktail from bread. He doesn't know that. What was the other one? He made a mark in between. Okay. That was I think, you know, a mark even a bad mark is drinkable. Not ideal though. But yeah, you're you're right. Yeah, he was trying. It was it was good intention, but not great. So anyways, it was a fun party though. Have a good time. Then Saturday, lick the wounds a little bit, worked on that table. Just did chores went on a nice bike ride because it was like 75 degrees out and I actually bike down by you. Yes, he was so cold outside. But yeah, it was weird. So that was Saturday and then Sunday was just pretty much staying in watch the ditty doc just did chores around the house. Nothing crazy. Yeah, party, man. I had back to back parties. But breaches, breaches was a lot of fun. Mike, it came through unexpected. He was dripped out, murdered out, absolutely stole the show. Just pretty sure none of my predictions came true from my column on Friday, like not not a one. I don't know. No DJ does. No Barrett. Didn't see Will. I don't know if it was out of town. I guess I could have just asked him as we were out there. Dylan, I got there late. Dylan, I only saw you for a little bit. So I was the only there. I was there kind of stuck, you know, talking to Randy. You know, that is. Yeah. No, it was fun. I didn't play any flip cup. I wanted to. Yeah, well, they've kept on like criticizing everyone playing it. I did. If someone kind of couldn't get the thing, Dave's like, oh, no. That's classic. They did play a single single. We only played like two games. I think I don't know if there was like a people were worried about the police this year, but we played a lot of games, but it was like just a lot of rounds with the same people. So it'd be like two teams. And like, Brett would be like, all right. And like we played like 10 in a row. Yeah. It was it was a fun night. I was out way too late. I didn't get back. I wasn't like on like back in the house until like 130, which is, you know, yeah. I actually have before Dave. Yeah. I was there for like five and a half hours. Wow. Yeah. Good for you. Good for me. Um, right shoe. Can you take care of the bottom of the shoe? That's killing me. Oh, that's gross. What is it? It is gross. I don't know. Oh, it's part of the rug. I know. Yeah. Yeah. It's coming up. Rugs coming up. That look gross though. Sorry. Okay. It's really good. I'm a good broadcaster. I do think that will might attract some stuff in office. I'm just throwing out that really classic Saturday. So my mother-in-law was at home. So she kind of helped. It helped. I wouldn't have stayed out as late if I if I didn't have her there because I, you know, that was it. Saturday was a little bit tough. I did not sleep particularly well that night that night. But we had a neighborhood Christmas party. And this one was a little bit, it's an older crowd, but also like a more aggressive crowd because of that because it's like people who like, all right, well, I don't have kids for the next like four or five hours. I've got a sitter or they're staying somewhere else. Let's go hard. That was kind of a I someone a little hard Saturday night. Nice. Back to back. A lot of people who I don't know, but they were talking to me about the, the real that we dropped on Friday here at the office of me trying to convince my wife that I had to go on a JoJo seawater cruise. Here's some context that a lot of people didn't have. They were like, what made you think of that? And I was like, well, it's a real thing. I guess you're not online because there is a real JoJo seawater cruise. That might be a fun segment, real or fake celebrity cruises. Because I mean, there's there's some that are like there are bunch. Yeah. Like I said, the Renfair was had their own cruise thing. So like these theme cruises are all over the place. Somebody in the comments in that real said that their high school friends unironically went on the Kid Rock cruise. And I was like, that's fucking sick. It was the Kid Rock cruise was like disembarked the same time our EDM one did. And we got back at the same time too. So we saw all the characters. So that was y'all got pre-political Kid Rock. Y'all got like 2016, 2017 Kid Rock. 2016 Kid Rock. Who was still like, I mean, he wasn't taking, today's that word correctly disembarked. Just embarked, I think. Embarked. Disembarked. Like you embark on your journey. Okay. But anyway, they were like, yeah, we saw that was hilarious. And I was like, you guys thought I just like made up JoJo seawater. I'm like, yeah, we thought that was kind of weird. I was like, well, check this. And I'm like pulling up my phone. I'm like, check this out. Yeah. Oh, what a what a professional cruise ship would it. How they would react to that is a joke only for Dave. What? That's like, tannic reacting to that. Okay. Yeah. That reels really funny. I haven't seen that yet. Still. It's, it's so dumb. We were just talking about YouTubers who like just react to videos. It's like, John and Betty react to Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time. There's there's a meme format going around of just professional blank reacts. Like, there's a guy professional dry walker. The waller like reacts. And it was like to escape trick. And he goes, this doesn't have much to do with drywall, but there are some similarities. Okay. Okay. Yesterday, man, I was pretty proud of myself. I pulled myself up and hit the gym, hit the sauna as well, post workout sauna, which I normally like, if I, if I didn't sleep well or if I'd like had anything to drink tonight before, I'm not doing shit. And I did it. And I was very proud of myself. And then I let the Cowboys room my evening because I don't know. I didn't. I thought there was, but where I've been on them this season or at least the last like three, four weeks, I'm like, they're not going to make the playoffs. But I would like to have that glimmer of hope because they play on Christmas day, right? Like, I'd like to have it through, on Thanksgiving, obviously, through the holiday is it's nice to have a little bit of something to look forward to that maybe there's just giving it a little bit, clean into a little hope. Now, like, they've got three games left. And I'm not going to, I don't want to watch. Like, they're pointless games. They have a one percent chance. Apathy has overtaken me with the Cowboys. I just have no emotional investment. And then like, JJ McCarthy, who is widely, widely shit upon on Twitter, some of it unfairly, but most of it hilariously, for being bad, comes out first drive, those are picked. And you're thinking, uh, here we go. And then like, he looks very, very competent, which helps when you have all the time in the pocket and you have zero passwords, you're up against. And you could just throw the ball to Justin Jefferson, people like that. So I, that was, that was, I, I was pretty miserable last night watching that because I, in no point that I think they were going to win that game. I was like, they can't stop them. They're going to lose this game. Brandon Aubrey's missing field goals. So that two of them, um, you have seemingly no linebackers who are competent. It's, it was just very, very sad. What? Did you see the video of the cop that went to do the, the wellness check on the Eagles guy? No, it went pretty, it went pretty viral. Did you say wellness check? Yeah, because I think he just was like on Facebook just saying he's going to kill himself because of the Eagles lost. But really it's one of our fans in the chat right now. It went like, make, I saw it even. That was him. Yeah. Was it Jake? Yeah. Oh, I did see him post a video. No offense. I didn't watch it. Yeah. But I did see that he posted an Eagles video. Like it. It just showed him shouting into the camera. And I was like, why don't I want to watch this again, no offense. I'll see if I can pull it up. All right. Got to bed late. That's the other thing. That's the thing that really pisses me off is you stay up watching Sunday night football, you're disappointed. And then you look up. I got to clean the kitchen up a little bit after dinner. It's 1115 by the time I get in bed, which is way too late. I'm 41. Whatever, man, at least I know this. My holiday prep is done because I'm a big fair harbor guy. Oh, yeah. And I've been dishing out fair harbor's gifts. This podcast is brought to you by fair harbor makers of the world's most comfortable swimwear. The same comfort that's earned them thousands of five star reviews is built into their super soft apparel. And it's made to be worn hard and broken in by the lot that you live. Oh my gosh, he's got the jeans on. I got the jeans on. I love these jeans. I can't see what you're doing. Can't stop wearing them. They're great jeans. 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Football, man. We let these athletes just control too much of our happiness. Dave just takes joy from us, you know. I don't. Yeah, man. I was way too upset about Cowboys loss, even though I am on record in multiple group chats saying this is not, this team is not going to go to the playoffs. I was still upset, dude. I was upset last night. I just silver lining and improved draft position. They're like, I'm just saying, you're right, but they're going to, but their thing is they're too good. They're not going to lose. They need to lose out. Let's get up. Let's get that pickup, but they're good enough. Their offense is good enough in New York. You're going to beat both those teams. They're going to lose the charges. Probably. Yeah. Looking at two more losses. I'm sorry. I'm running with the bills. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows I'm rocking with Western New York. Everybody knows my history. They know, they know me up there. They know that. Do Josh Allen. He's, he's something else. I'm up, I'm up 32 going into today. He's got the Steelers running back in the first round of the playoffs. My guy. I'm up against. We do. It's largely because of Josh Allen. Also just some, some savvy, some savvy stuff. Etienne. You pull on the right strings. Etienne. Etienne. We do two rounds for the playoffs, like two games, two weeks for one round of the playoffs. Really? Get a more accurate in theory. Yeah, that's a good call. I guess it's been a couple of years since I've made the playoffs. So I don't really remember how many games I got to win, but I went from first place to fifth over a four week span. And you missed and I missed the playoffs. Yeah. Your team was cooking early. Dude, I was, I'm just curious, man. All right. Well, let's go through like some projections for next year's fantasy draft based on what you've seen this year. I'm not, I'm not fucking picking Z flowers. Oh, not doing that. Bucky Irving was really good until he missed, I don't know, nine weeks in a row. That's Dylan's fantasy corner. Yeah. Our chase when burrow went down was not, it was not himself. The Bengals are really bad for inch eyes. So dude, what's up with, what's up with burrow, right? He's in a sad voice yet. He is. He had a pretty terrible game. Yeah. Well, they didn't score any points, which is a tough thing to do. Yeah. That's Dylan's fantasy corner, y'all. They're good. We done. There's always next year, man. You want to try it again? You want to run that? There's always next year. You're 21 in my league. Oh, that's right. You've never won. Sorry. That's a long time. I got second place once. You've only lost once though, right? Last place? You say last place? Yeah. Only once. And I did pay my debt. I did pay my debt, which was wearing a dress and line at Franklin barbecue for about six hours to get barbecue for the rest of my league on draft day. Okay. You got to eat some of that barbecue, right? Yes, but I had to pay for the first $100 of it myself. It was probably like a $300 order. Damn, I bet that same order is like $500. Yeah, probably stuff. Meat flation, Randy. I know you thought that wasn't a real thing, but I know it's a real thing. I know. Lunch flation. Mike was talking about taco flation. Hey, let's jump up to our friends up in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. We definitely talked about this in the last couple of years that there's a big mega church. We probably have listeners who go to this church as it's like one of those ones where it's like 100,000 people or members or something crazy. Is this person would, is this the Dallas version of Joe Osteen's Houston one? Okay. There's, there's like a few of those in Dallas. That's a thing. There's, but this, this is like the one. This is in Plano. Houston and Dallas have got to be like the epicenters of mega churches, right? Yeah, this is, this is a very gemstone. The whole thing, but they do a, they do all the Christmas stuff, including their Christmas show, which is like $71, a ticket, $71 to ticket and go to the Christmas performance show. There's clips coming out about, and it's just, they're doing the most. And I don't, I, I was raised a Catholic. I can tell you, the Christmas Eve Mass was not like this. No, no, we had like candles and we would just sing like Noel, you know, and really night. It was, yeah, it was, it was beautiful. It was, it was beautiful. I at least look forward to that. Yeah, that one. Keep going. Randy's Polish. Yeah. Let's check it out. Let's just run this little clip, but they're doing, they're doing the drummer boys in midair. Yeah, if you're not watching the drummers are hooked into harnesses and they are flying throughout the arena about a good like 50 feet off the ground. Insane sick light show. I mean, this looks like a girl talk concert or something or what's, what's the one? Ghost lamp. Now that we have a woman dressed as an elf doing summer solstice through the air, backflips and everything. Yeah, that's insane. Are they aware that there's a really popular HBO show making fun of them? They have to be. Right. And Jim said that that that show gets better like with age. It's such a great show. I might go back and watch that first season again. They had Randy used the image for the thumbnail. They have the jet packs. They do this. They basically do this which but like they're wearing jet packs. Oh goodness. They do the most man and they get a lot of blowback. I don't know what they do with the money that they raise from this. A lot of it goes into funding the the program. I mean, that's that's yeah. They put a lot more time than we put into like listener meetups and stuff. You like to think that that money goes to good. Yeah. Goes to God, bro. They don't like deposit into God's checking account. They might. I don't know. No, God's on crypto. Okay. I just smoke it. Yeah. That's that's how you actually found the church. You're hopelessly addicted to smoking cryptocurrency in the church. Help me find my way. It did. And look at you now. You're doing your podcasting off crypto. You're off. You lost your diamond hands. Do I do I need to go and see this for the finish out the year of live performances? Yeah. Actually, yeah. This would be the this would be the best one. I would I would respect you going to see this more than any of the cover bands you count. It's a one cover. It's well covered by like five times early to have a Christmas show. You get that money, dude. There's Sunday. There are Sundays between yesterday and Christmas. Anyway, that doesn't matter. Yeah. This was a this was a TikTok sensation a few years ago. Our ticket sales go and they directly fund the Christmas show. A lot of the Chris criticism I'd love for those people to come and see the show because once you sat in the room, you feel the love and the joy and you're a part of it. See, I don't know, man, that it's just really it kind of this is this is how you get down and well, it means this is this is just something I chalk up to just an empire in decline. This is more just cultural just rot. Yeah. I'm a traditionalist. Go up there, put a robot. I'm being a little jaggy, but just go up there, put a robot singing your voice like this in the name of the pod. Have you ever been to a traditional Catholic Christmas service, Dylan? Not Christmas. No, but I'm familiar with the chanting. Forever and ever. When my when my friend Eugene, his first name was Austin when he got married, there was a very Catholic ceremony and the priest just kept singing. Austin and Alexis. So that's just forever like ingrained in my psyche. Austin and Alexis. There's a good clip going around of a guy at a who's like a a best man and a wedding and they're showing the cameras on him as the the efficient or the the priest or whatever. He starts he's Irish, right? And he kind of starts doing like a sing a song thing and this guy is trying so hard not to laugh. He's just like doing like the look down like smile where you're just like he's clearly not been like to a Catholic master. I'm the I'm the king of hold middle laugh in that kind of situation. Yeah. I'll do like you'll know and I'm holding in because you'll see me start like nodding as if I'm nodding in agreement, but I'm really just trying to divert that energy intention that feeling to do it back to like middle school. You try not to get in trouble in class by laughing at something your your your shithead friend did. Yeah. Yeah. You're trying to give a speech for the class and all your friends are making faces at you and stuff and yeah. That's the one. Austin and Alexis. Alexis Texas was in David's bowling class. That's a true story. People don't talk about enough as was Kyle Park noted Texas singer and so on. I think we talked about it a few times. Yeah. It's a trope on the show part of the law. Yes, it is. Oh man. There you go. Were you raised Catholic? Yeah. And then they always sit the little time. They bring me up there with the triangle. Catholics, they they're marathon services, man. That's so long. I feel like that song is hard. It's hard for me to sit through. Yeah. Sometimes it's like hey, Padre, let's get that homily going. Like I we got the Bears game to go too. And I never knew when to like do the like the neo or the different. You just watched you just find the oldest woman in the church and you just watch her. She's the she's the way to go. She's like she knows what she's doing. Okay. But it's it's just generally you're supposed to follow the priest. So like when he's sitting or standing like you're sitting or standing. Okay. In general. You like you realize it's very obvious that you're the last one to do it. So you kind of like act like you've got like a a back thing. Sorry, like got this old knee injury. I got in this fight and Claude Mathis ripped me off this guy. Yeah. Still feeling it tore my knee up a little bit. I had to fist fight for my order in the locker room. I'm wanting to. He's wanting to retire. I hope to retire wanting to. Yeah, you can't be fighting it for you too. The only thing I'm fighting these days is myself. I'm sorry, man. Lord, here are prayer. I'm sorry, dude. And also with you. I thought you're setting up. Oh, whoa, whoa. I thought you're setting up an ad there. And with your spirit, Dave. Come on. That's some old school stuff. I'm old school. Let's see if the new pope brings it back to just and also with you. Do you recognize post Vatican too? Is that the sequel? I don't know. Hey, oh, my God. I forgot this is on the on the rundown. Oh, just let you take the floor. Is it time for the mother fucking space bar? It's a space bar. Space bar. Oh, it's a space bar. It's a space bar. What's the space bar? You might be asking yourself if you're new here. We're going to the stooleys and the divers who are seeing this for the first time. It's a segment where we talk about something space or something bar related. I don't know why that I don't know how we got there, but that's what it don't say we this is this is you. We got a space bar here. It's a it's a top tier segment. Oh my gosh. So the first one is we we get to look forward to a supernova explosion. Two stars will soon collide and create a supernova explosion. So massive that a light up earth sky possibly getting brighter than the sun. I read that it's like that like a thousand times brighter than the sun, but luckily it's farther away from the sun. So it's not going to like melt us, you know. The Kobe Kelley song. V Sagittay. Where'd you call me? V Sagittay, a binary star system. It's a hoodie. It's on the brink of a massive nova explosion, which could soon soon being in the operative word here be visible to the naked eye, even during daylight, even during daylight, David. So two, yeah, these fuckers are going to collide. Two stars big, big dogs. Two star, haven't seen two stars collide. Like that since Ben Affleck and JLo. When you when you hear it could happen soon, what like how soon you find like where's your mind? You got there. Good job. Randy soon. Do you think this could happen? Like I'm going to say because this is I would say this isn't the next like 15 years. Yeah, I was I'm thinking soon would mean like months, like, hey, that's my mind went to months, too. Weirdly, well, not weird if you understand, you know, science and the light speed of light. This happened about 10,000 years ago. Okay. Yeah. So it's already happened. It's already happened. The lights, but we have not seen it yet. And it's going to it'll occur sometime between like 2067 and then like 30 years beyond that. Okay. So it's not and it's not in which I thought it wasn't first this way. I got a little excited about it, but still kind of sick. I always enjoy those memes of like me as a kid when I heard the sun will eventually like explode and kill us all. But like it's going to happen in billions of years. And you're just like, you think it's funny? This is a two-parter. You're laughing. A two-par. Yeah. Yeah. We're all going to die and you're laughing. Yeah. Laughing in millions of years. How do we around then anyway? I would there's no way you can help me with this, but I'm just curious like the the process of two stars colliding. Well, they have gravitational points. I know. I'm just thinking like how close I don't that's crazy. I don't I don't like a mile. No, not like a mile apart, right? They're like, you know, probably very, very far apart. And they're just like spiral and closer and closer together. And then like that. That's what it look like. If two stars collide, but no one's around to see or hear it, did they actually collide? Well, we're going to see it. It already happened. We're going to see it in, I don't know, roughly 50, 60 years, something like that. Man, so I'm around to see it. And what do this create? Supernova? It's a champagne supernova actually. The first of its kind. That's topical. That rocks, dude. Yeah, dude. Oh, dude, I talked I taught roads. He finally asked me like, why I say something is sick. I did like a sarcastic. We were walking through the parking lot of lifetime after his swim lesson. Something happened. I forgot something. I go, oh, sick. Yeah, and myself, he goes, why do you say sick? He's like, what is that like? And so I explained it to him. So now he's trying to like, yeah, I was like, it's only reserved for like something actually really dope. I mean, you can't just be like, and like sometimes, like, sometimes bad means good. Like, that's tough for a kid to understand. Yeah. Like, oh, she bad. Like, oh, what'd she do? She or I typically don't, I typically don't objectify women in front of my son. Oh, I do. I just do it in my head like parks. She bad. I don't do that. He just hits you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude, parks is of the age where he, he clearly like finds girls attractive. Like he has a crush at school and all that stuff. But he gets so embarrassed when you bring it out. Like, he, he just gets really uncomfortable talking about like, if girls are attractive and he refuses to admit, that's the way it should be. Yeah. I don't want my kid being like, yeah, dude. She's, yeah, you're right, man. And like, if he's watching a movie where two people kiss, he'll cover his eyes. He does, like, he gets, he just gets like visibly uncomfortable. I still don't like watching people kiss in movies. Unless it's like a four-minute movie. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, we're going to select me in a while. What's going on? Hey, Keees. This is a two-part space bar. Wow, there's more. Part one has concluded. I was just thinking about the stoolies, the divers, and then the Squirtail Mafia that have all found us in the last like three months that are all just like, wow, these guys really got something. Yeah, I'm learning about space. Physicists now suspect our universe has a mirror twin. Oh, what's up? A cosmos running backward in time. If that's true, we're only seeing a half-full reality because the Big Bang may have created two universes and we're living in just one side of the cosmic mirror. My brain can't comprehend time running backward. Like, the other universe is running backward in time. What is that? What does that mean? What does that mean, Randy? You want to wrap your head around that one? Explain it. It just means there's like more left-handed people than there are right-handed people. What if this is just half of the situation that we're seeing? It's a mirror, David. No. A mirror, you know, it's not clocking to you? No. I don't know how they came up with this graphic. That doesn't do much for me. Well, how does this affect the LeBron's legacy? Yeah, no. I was just going to say, how does a line with string theory or does it go? Yeah, it aligns with string theory because I don't really know what string theory is. What is it? We'll talk later, dude. That's a cool graphic, I will say. Yeah. If you're not, it's just like. String theory proposes that fundamental particles aren't points, but tiny, one-dimensional vibrating strings whose different vibration patterns manifest as different particles. Like electrons, quarks, I don't know what that is, or even gravitons. Gravitons. Aiming to unify quantum mechanics in general. See, I just, I don't have the brain for this. Hold up. And I'm cook. I'm big enough to admit it. Don't know what I just read. I don't know. I got the space looking like a grid, though. That should always blows my mind. Yeah, dude. It's like that scene in an interstellar. Like he's. We post a hole through the pen. Yeah. The pen through the paper. Do you understand? Yeah. I mean, in theory, you're not in practice. Yeah. Well, that's crazy, dude. Yeah. I mean, I never thought of like that. I don't know how that affects me and my day to day. What if there's another day in another universe moving backwards in time? Hmm. Everything about that? Nothing about it. Nothing about it. Yeah. There's just some. He's out there slinging it. Some just football. No, he's probably not slinging it, man. Maybe he actually grew up in Philadelphia. And he's got really twitchy hands. But what do you have grown up in Philadelphia? What if Philadelphia is not the epicenter for that? Well, I guess he's not growing up. He's shrinking down if he's going back in time. But he could still be a boxer. But in everything to them is normal. Like, to us, it would be like, "Oh, everything you guys are doing is backward." But to them, it's like, "No, this is the only reality we know." Exactly. They're probably saying the same stuff about us right now. They're like, "Uh, those guys are. Well, they don't really have a concept or forward or backward." To them, that is forward. I think we're a bunch of idiots. They're right. We got to get the pod down there or wherever that is. Yeah. We got to get them the pod. Can we reach them with via radio signal? I don't know. Can we try it? Maybe that radio that Dustin makes. I'm going to hit him on my two-eighth danger. The radio that the radio tarot that Dustin makes to talk to his girlfriend. Okay. How far are you at? It does a all-time scent move. Yeah. Yeah, but they're mad cute, man. Yeah. Never-ending story. Dave, you know that. I watched that one not so long ago. And that's the Stranger Things Minute with Dylan. Wow. It's a two-fer. I put it on a hole because I'm watching Diddy. Oh, that's right. So how many episodes do you have left? I'm about halfway through four. When's the new season, the second half of the season? Christmas day, which I'm a little upset about just annoying that like takes away from Jesus's birthday. That, you know, I'm supposed to be going like to mass and they're singing all that stuff. I'm supposed to be stuck in the house. I'm going to be gaining mass. I don't know if that's going to happen. Maybe. Don't spoil it. Yeah. Which is a prediction. Steve is going to sacrifice himself like our Lord and Savior. Don't give predictions. He's not there yet. There's people listening at home that if you haven't started it by now, though, it's not yet. Yeah. That's the biggest theory. People think that's going to happen. I don't know. But I just hate that. It's on Christmas day because like it's one of my times during holidays. I don't know when I'm going to get to watch. Of course, some people are going to and then it's going to be very hard to avoid spoilers. Yeah. That's annoying. That is annoying. Oh, man. I'll tell you what's annoying. 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I voted for Jacob Rodriguez too. It's bullshit. He wasn't there. The Heisman Trophy is a joke. It's a joke. I respect it. It just goes to the most popular quarterback in the country. Sometimes we're running back when sometimes and you have to be an absolutely exceptional wide receiver to win it like DeBonte Smith did. Defensive guys Charles Woodson is the only one to do it in the last I don't know how many years or maybe ever. We're a man. We also returned Ponce. It was really good at that. So he's also a special teams guy. Defensive guys are not, they'll get no love for Heisman. It's just quarterback play. Have you did you see Fernando Mendoza's numbers compared to Joe Barrow? I saw some people doing that. You like almost doubles them up. It's not. I don't think that's a good way to look at it personally. But I just show you that the fields of bit water down this year in that context. I like to because I think you have to look at you have to look at a relative to this year. And I get like a lot of people saying it's the worst Heisman class. I'm not saying what we're fucking. We're fucking pledge class ever. It's a pretty, it's a pretty weak one though. We have to be honest here. I it's pretty weak. If he was doing that in a school that wasn't Indiana. If he was doing that at Georgia, people would be like totally fine with everything. Well, it's it's more impressive that he did it in Indiana agree agree. But I'm just saying like Indiana, no offense to our Hoosiers out there. No, give him a fence. Just kind of it doesn't. It's not necessarily like blockbuster must watch football. Even though they're a great team. He is a dog. He's a good quarterback. I don't not try to take anything away. He had the moments. I have no problem with it. But yeah, if you want to say it wasn't like the most exciting year. That's why like haven't like a defensive player. Especially especially one with so many fans who are also cowboys. Who I think that would have been a nice ad to the mix. Not saying he should have won it, but he's I'm thinking like have them there. So many people who just get very personally offended when someone a random person on the internet suggested that he that was one of the wrong way. Correct. Yeah. He could have been up there. He would have had like a little bow o'on. I would have been flying with him winning it. He had his numbers were gaudy for a linebacker. Sure. Ton of turnovers. Through a touchdown pass. No. Yeah. Triple digit total tackles. Great player. Great player. Yeah. He'll win me. What is it? The butt kiss? You've seen his hairline. No. Dude, it's I don't know if I've ever seen him without a hat. Point loss. Just pull up a picture of Jacob Rodriguez Rainey. No, I don't want to I don't want to get I'm top. My patients were bad. Dude, he has a good hairline. It's elite. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah. Did he's got he's got a good look with the stash and he's got a full head of hair with a great hairline. He's got he's got one of those small forehead hairlines. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. On the left. Oh, yeah. It's good. Yeah. There you go. Look at that hairline, dude. Okay. Yeah. Another thing. I've definitely seen this. He's got a good voice. I thought I thought you're going to say he was losing it. No, no, no, no. I don't want to need more smoke from tech fans. I think that's why it's kind of surprising. He's not losing it because dude, do you know this guy's just producing testosterone at a level that's unprecedented? Yeah. He's putting it like typically guys who were just oh, man, I forgot about that. Yeah, dude. He's got to keep the facial hair. And I think he knows that the stash definitely works for him. Especially with the backwards hat. The the Mendoza the Mendoza content that's come out, you know, it took it took him basically beating Ohio State for people to be like, oh, yeah, let's like really jump into what this kid's all about. Like how does he do an interview? It turns out great in like kind of an endearingly like this guy's almost he's like on the cusp of being a little too nice and corny. He's like nerdy nice. But dude, he's like, he's the best. Yeah. And I don't I don't know. I don't know if he gets that same treatment. Like I said, if he's the quarterback at like a school that a lot of people don't care for, like a Georgia or like a Texas, you know, we're like a hate a school that has haters. Indiana. No offense Randy. They don't have any like what I hate one school hates Indiana. Yeah, but there's a video and I was trying to find it to show you. I could not find it. It's him meeting Ricky Williams. Like I need to see that. And he's like, yeah, I know who you are. Yeah, it's incredibly awesome. Ricky like introduced himself. Hey, I'm Ricky Williams. It's like it's not like a meeting in front of cameras. It's just somebody happened to capture it. Oh, yeah, I know you are. And he's like kind of off Mike saying like, oh, yeah, I used to watch you. And he goes in for like he daps him up. But he kind of goes in for the hug. But like Ricky doesn't pull him in all the way. So it's like a long reach hug. Got it. It's just perfectly awkward. I fucking love Ricky Williams. He's too. He's so badass. Pavia. Okay. This dude. Okay. So he didn't win. He handled it about as poorly as anyone who's ever lost the Heisman. He dressed like night at the Roxbury. Okay. The fit. The fit was questionable. Fine. Cool. Post a gram saying, do you say F the voters? F the voters. How did the double check that? Because I was like, there's no way F the voters, but we all family or something like that. I don't know, mixed messaging there. And then was out at the club getting bottle service. And they bring out like a digital, you know, like sometimes if you're at the club in Las Vegas, it was like I have in the morning. Yeah. After a dumpling brunch, that was a great brunch. Yeah, well, it was so good. Even though we were eating in the middle of a mall for some reason, they'll put like, so he did, like you can write a message. Like it's like the thing they bring out. And it says, what did it say? Fuck Indiana. Fuck Indiana. And when they brought it out, he was just giving double birds to it. Who's this guy? I like this guy. Diago Pavia. Pavia. I don't know how he's at. So he's he's had a great season. He is a great, he is a really, really good college quarterback. Okay. He's a dog. He's made Vanderbilt a borderline playoff team. Can't beat Texas, but has the mom thing? Oh, that's true. Has the mom who's the brother who just fought pounds tall boys on the front row of every game, which should be sick, but like and shit, just talking shit to people in his stadium, getting arrested. Theo Vaughn's riding with him, part of the entourage might be dating the mom. We don't know what's going on there. I don't know. I just I don't know what I don't know what his plan is for the future. He's not a man of size. He's like 510. He's listed at six. I think he's 510. So he's done, right? That was the last year of eligibility. I thought there was some kind of deal he was trying to. Yeah, but yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. I think he is trying to fight for it, but they they got that that five star kid that they flip from Georgia. Jared Curtis. So I think he's expecting to start next year. As you pointed out, he issued an apology tweet and it's almost certainly chat GPT, right? Oh, it absolutely is. People were pointing out because apparently there's a tell in addition to just like the overall how it's written or the sentence structure, the height. Yeah, some of the dashes. Yeah. I didn't, by the way, I didn't know they were called M dashes. I only know that because people call him out because it's very chat GPT. I mean, I would just like not. I just wouldn't have done any of this. Had it been me like in that backward universe where I am competing for the high smithrophy and I don't win it. I'm going to be gracious as hell. Yeah, he definitely used chat GPT for this. What was the prompt? How much info did he like, Hey, I mean, it's kind of long. I know, but what do you, what do you interview? Oh, like I'm Diego Pavia. I made an ass in myself after not winning the Highsman. Please craft an apology for me. Do you think he tagging like, I'm off the Highsman and didn't handle it well. He says all the right things in his apology. See, rather than that, if I'm, if I'm somebody who cares, like I'm a GM, a front office that might be looking for that kind of quarterback, like that kind of action, all I need to see is like, Hey, apologies. Mendoza, you're the man. I, I didn't handle that well. Like do a more casual. So don't do, you don't, you don't need to do two or 50 words. No. You just need to do like a real acknowledge, like a quick acknowledgement because it's like, okay, well, yeah, he probably, he just, he just has this Baker Mayfield, like everyone doubts me chip on his shoulder. Yeah, that probably works for him. That probably makes it more competitive. But you, at some point, like, like Baker still hangs on at that. It's like, dude, you're, you're like well into your career and you've been a very good quarterback. You can drop the whole, like, people doubt me thing. Like that's, we get it. You where I'll walk on and you work. Yeah, but even that way up to a high as men and like it's impressive. Walk on. There's that's that whole, his whole stick there's questionable at best. It's like he acts like he, early on, he may still like, he acted like he was just like nobody wanted him at all. Yeah. No, it's not really how it went down. But anyway, no, I asked in the group chat about, am I, 'cause there have been a player like a good college football player that's been like, has just done like so much stuff to become like very unlikable, like very quickly, like non-criminal. Yeah, it's weird. Like, Johnny, like, Johnny Manzo had some of this in him, but he was also like widely liked by Johnny. Everybody had. But he was just a lot of fun. Johnny wasn't shitting on people. Yeah. Like, the beat of, like, wasn't a fun version of. He was more fun. You're right. He was more fun. Yeah, and you're right. He didn't like, he didn't flip birds to people who thought he were distressed, even though like, he did win the Heisman. So how do you not want it? And maybe he would have been upset. We don't know about that. But I don't think he would. He wasn't like double birds. And just like, a general shithead. Baker's a good comp, but like, Baker and Johnny football are the two comps, for sure, as far as just like, overall demeanor. Yeah. But I, because most guys realize like, if you're in the, if you're a Heisman finalist, I mean, there's a lot of examples of it knock on this way. But you probably have aspirations of playing at the next level, right? So you're like, well, I'm going to be talking to, you know, 28 offices. He'll be in front offices and draft process. I'm going to have to like answer for all of the shit. I'm guessing he'll be an undrafted free agent. He'll get a chance to like, find his way onto a roster somewhere. Remember when Mayfield against Kansas did the crotch grab from the sideline? That was when they didn't want to shake his hand. Yeah. Yeah. And then he, yeah. Okay. He starts clapping. By the way, little kids are right there. I don't know if it was like at midfield. They had like little like, I don't know what they were. Some boys and girls club or something. I don't know. It was just a funny scene, man. Yeah. They didn't shake his hand. He goes, all right. All right. He cut the whole, he did. It's Kansas. What are you all doing? You're going to piss off the guy that's already going to beat you by 30 points. I don't know, dude. This was before Canis got somewhat decent. They were not good. Anyway, shout to the Heisman, shout to their families as well. Consider defensive players. Just consider to them. Don't throw them like seventh on the ballot just to say you did. Like actually consider to them. Colin Simmons, consider him next year. Did you know that Colin Simmons missed all like each level of the all-american team? Somehow. Not first, second or third team. Chip on a shoulder for next year. Bullshit. Dude is chip on a shoulder for next year. He's one of the best edge players in the country. Randy. Oh, I have a good edge player. Noted edge. They're calm. Edger and James. All right. Can't end it on that. That's good. No, it wasn't. Edge fund manager. Okay. All right, Randy with the funny note. I thought we lost you for the whole show. You look tired over there. I just don't have much to say about Heisman stuff because I don't I don't know ball. I'll say it. I don't know ball. Do you know that you still have underdog fantasy down here? No, but I'd love to talk about him. Yeah. I got a little segment that we could still talk about it next day. I absolutely didn't know. What did you think I was done? You thought I was wrapping up? No, dude. I'm just getting started. Just testing you full. Yeah, do I like to test myself during feast week? Oh, only on underdog fantasy. It's that time. That's not feast week anymore. This copy. No, I know, but I'm just saying like feast week is the thing I do when I eat a lot. It was nothing to do. That's not on us, though. No, it's not. It's interesting to give us some updated copy, but that's fine. We're still going to talk about underdog fantasy. Underdog fantasy, baby. What you know about that. Playing on underdogs easy. Just pick whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like rushing yards, receptions, touchdowns and more. Get your picks right and you could win up to 5,000 times your cash for Monday night football. We got a couple teams. I'll tell you that. Yeah, we do. Oh, Dolphin Steelers. I've got some implications here. Dolphins Steelers tonight. Let's see. What's that A chain number looking like? Oh, 80 and a half rushing yards. So you'd pick higher or lower? What are you feeling about that? That's a I'm going to go lower. That's a that's a big number. He is a dog, but that's and he catches a lot of he catches a lot of balls out of the back. He gets a lot of yardage like that. I'm going to say lower. Okay. Jalen Waddle 62 and a half receiving yards higher or lower. 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I'm Brandy. How you feeling about this? I said Brandy. This Glover slider battle. I was going to say Avengers doomsday trailer. I didn't know which dork segment you wanted to do. No, I haven't. That's not nice yet. I've watched all of the come the cinematic universe of Marvel movies. There. Yes. I've watched all of them. In fact, I haven't watched one. I knew it in like three years. No, I haven't even seen fantastic for you either. I'm ever since. Yeah. Ever since like Spider-Man 3. I really haven't been keeping up with it. Anyways. Yeah. You familiar familiar with these memes that are happening right now, Dave? Wow. Great way. The the the the Glover slash slider memes. Yeah. Who you riding with, Dylan? I'm going to need some more context here. All right. Well, I got I got a video kind of breaking it down here, but I've been on this for a while because me and my one of my friends have been making fun of the the Glover community since like 2016. So once these memes started coming, like I was just sending them to him and Will and I are big on the slider community. Which slider community is for you that for the people that don't know the Glover community are the people that go to like raves or like EDM concerts that have the gloves that have a little light on each one of their fingers and they do light shows. Not the glove that was in Epstein's living room. You always say different. No glove. No love. Well, I thought Gary Payton was underrated during at least the first half of his career. I had no problem with the glove. Remember that from the MJ doc. I do. So it's the thing. So those are the Glovers and the sliders are the people like there are hot sliders that just that like slide and do the sparks like during like a horror festival things like and like there's they will and I have been on this like people go in parking lots and like practice. They were like they have like slideable knee pad elbow pads risk cards and they're sliding. I cannot imagine seeing some of these in public. I also found this too. I've shown the Titanic. This is a professional ship reacts to Titanic. It's a guy and you don't see his head because his head is a ship and he speaks with with ship horn. He speaks in the dumbest thing I will probably see today. I knew David Light. I hope so. Yeah. It's really good. So anyways, here's here's a little breakdown. No, this is going to be more dumb than that. This is a real community chaos spreads throughout their empire. There's a new contender coming for the title of the most badass sport of all time. With the gloving community in complete disarray after Grandmaster Glover infinite puppet declared war on all gloving poses an external threat is lurking in the shadows waiting to strike and put an end to the once glorious gloving empire. Because beyond the gloving circles, there's a group that doesn't glide with light. They slide. I am of course talking about the notorious and barbaric group of savages who call themselves the sliding community. A collective of the most badass individuals the world has ever seen whose devotion to their craft is absolute. A group so mean that they strictly eat rabbit hearts and drink puppy tears. They do not slide for applause. They slide because they believe friction is virtue. These dangerous vigilantes are led by their enigmatic leader, supreme slider fry boy. He's regarded as both a strategist and a guardian of the slide's deeper philosophy. Very few claim to understand him, yet his influence shapes the direction of the entire movement. And while Glover's continued to argue about hierarchy, authenticity, and tradition, the sliders have maintained a disciplined, unified presence. With the future uncertain, there's only one thing for sure. If the gloving community wants to remain top dogs, they're going to have to unite as one. Did you know? Yeah, think about that. Don't just wasn't expecting to learn about this today. It's going to be. I've been trying to get fry boy on. So these memes, the Glover memes have been going on for a couple months now. And I knew as soon as trash can Paul did one like them that was going to be mainstream. So they're really big right now. I'm just on a different wave than these folks. And that's fine. Would you be, I could see you being a actually pretty good Glover. Yeah, would you be a Glover or slider? I would be a slider. I think I'd be a slider, man. They look, they look dopper. Yeah. I want to be walking down the street one day and just have like a slider, just cut me off like just slide. And it's me. And it's still like later, bitch. Slider. I know that not every jugalow is a slider. But do you think every slider is a jugalow? Like they probably ought to be overlap. This is a this all stems from who are the, the goth EDM dancers under the bridge bridge. You don't talk about those fucking people. Those guys, I feel like this is all they are like the godfathers of this. Well, we got that alternate angle like three years ago. It was like, whoa, there's a lot of that. They just loved it. I don't know, people, people like dancing. So did like the, the larping community just kind of have like a sector, like a break off, like a faction that said, you know what? What if we did something a little edgier? Like we kind of stayed a little bit true to our roots. And but we, we mixed in a little dance music, like some of the more like little cyber, cyber punky. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? I think it's more of like a goth subsect. Like, you know, let's get a little bit more cyber with it. You know, we make fun of this as if Randy didn't do an entire video series about hunting gnomes. So it's a fair point. Hey, that was fun. The gnomes versus nights was a fun thing. That was, those things people are just getting bald in. Yeah. So the whole glove or thing is, to be honest, like sometimes when the, you know, the weeds hidden and stuff at a show, they are kind of cool shows, but also like, I couldn't imagine doing gloves. I'm sure we have one one fan out there that has done gloving. I don't like saying gloving. You don't like loving? No. We're going to get a professional glove in here to give you a light show. I would, I would let, if you are a, if you are in either of these communities, I will give you a seat next to Dylan first show. Yeah. I'd welcome that. I would love to see Dylan just have to sit next to somebody who's sitting there explaining gloving. Can he bring extra gloves for us so we can also try it? And we got it. We got someone that's a local slider. I would love to go do a video where you teach us and we try, and if you have extra pads that we try to go do a parking lot and you teach us how to slide. These special pads teach me how to slide, teach me, teach me how to slide. Man, I really don't want to in the show with that. I hate that you did it honestly. We built this business, built this business on square space. Reads been over for 25 minutes. Yeah, we had to do a whole another one. But yeah, I'm team, I think I'm team slider. That same oldest food talk. Hey, I'll see you out there. Sliding. Oh, I'll see you out there. Hey, we're going to see everybody tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Hey, we're going to see you out there. [BLANK_AUDIO]