MBMBaM 839: Hate to Ruin Your Stew Algo

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? What? Do you think it's the start of something beautiful? A small quaintant has blossomed, it's wrapping into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like. It's better, it's better with you, my life, it's better, it's better with you. This is true, it's better, it's better with you, my life, it's better with you. Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother in me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. Greetings my fellow Travis's, I, as you know, am your leader? Travis is a big dog wolf with room to heater award-winning McElroy. Hey, what's up, Travis Nation, it's me, your sweet baby brother, Griffin, 30 under 30, media luminary, McElroy. God dammit guys, I don't know about you, but Vingabuzz just keeps playing on my phone today. I didn't even, I'm not even pressing shit. And it's like, ever since the election results started to roll in, it's just Vingabuzz every like 35 seconds, sorry. Angry Birds is playing on mine. You get angry birds as a sort of. Well, I've never turned it off. I've had a street going for 14 years, you can't possibly. It's killing my battery, but yeah, dude, it's totally worth it. I'll tell you who I have not heard from. Yeah. And it's James Tarrico, which is interesting because he and I were texting a lot. Yeah, it was mainly him wanting money, true. Yeah. And he tended to act like I had him previously interacted with him, but I was, I was really opening up to Tarrico a lot. He checked in on me a lot more than some so-called friends. And now it just feels like. Where is he? Because I was here from him and his buddy, Ossoff, like a lot. I'm convinced he's all of a sudden, huh? Yeah. How you doing, Justin? I'm worried. Because I want money and you're not texting anymore. Yeah. Okay. I'm worried that someday, James Tarrico, Ossoff, Amy Akden, and Pete Buttigieg, for some reason, will all be in a car together and run out of gas and be stranded by the side of the road. And the only person who's fun number they'll have access to is mine. Yeah. And they'll text me, "Hey, Travis." Okay, guys, I'll text Jamie Akden. Or it's me, poop at it, and it'll pop up, and I'll see the first line. And I'm like, "Oh, and I'll swipe it away." And they're like, "Why is it me?" Why is it me? Yeah. Sure. You know, it's wild, too, is it? I know Jimmy has different phones. Like, whenever he hits, I don't know about you guys, wherever he hits me up. And like, just wants to shoot the shit. Or like, you know, talk about foreign outlets, or like, what a cut can packs in his life. Yeah. It comes from different numbers. And I'm like, does he keep dropping them in the toilet? Or like, what's this, what is even the story? He's got a Monday one, a Tuesday one, a Wednesday one. And he keeps his schedule in there. Yeah. For each different day. And back this morning, like, "Hey, man, great work. That must be so exciting." And like, nothing, nothing, dude. Nothing. I texted Amy acting. Congratulations. She texted back. Who this? That's weird. That's a classic Amy. I know. But then she said, "Auto correct." Sorry. Who day? And I was like, "Oh, it's like a Cincinnati thing." I know we're all right and high. But I do think that right now, as we celebrate the great, big, blue tsunami, I think it's really important that we think about how our, you know, the people on the other side are doing. God damn it. Guys, Vingo bus is just going again. Hold on. I'm again. Again. I think it's important that we now reach across the aisle. And we point at all their idiot, shrimp dicks, and how fucking big a loser's day is. And we hit the gritty on them as we've reached across the aisle to in their direction. We like, reach across the aisle. Like, we're going in for a hug. But then we link the thumbs and four fingers and we come in with like a gritty on them. Nice. That's good. I will also say this about the Democratic Party. I never doubted them for a second. Oh, I still feel scared. Yeah, I was telling anybody that would listen yesterday, like, oh, it's happened. Yeah. All right. People are getting frustrated because I was like, oh, 100%. These guys, they're pros. They always come through when you need them. Sure. Yeah. No, I mean, I all admit to doubting them for a second when, what? I doubted them for a second when Jimmy Carville went on the news when all the progressive candidates, when their primaries was like, they've heard it. They've heard it. They've heard it. This is going to be it. I was like, we're, if Jimmy's saying it, Jimmy, sorry, Jimmy Carville, not Jimmy, Talleriko, we're, we must be boned, dude, because this dude's always right and always has been. I think he said he was happy or not happy. This, I mean, yeah, I don't know he's doing last night. I don't know. I think he's bunkered down, um, yeah, but I, I'll check on him because I get text from him sometimes, um, as well. I'm going to make my second bingles reference in five minutes and say, um, Democrats, I'll just remind me of the bingles where it's like, oh, they did so good in the season, they made it to play else. Oh, no. Yeah. So, hey, you're in the playoffs now. Yeah. Oh, no, I ran out. Oh, sports juice. And I don't think that there was a ton in the tank to, when you started the run. Oh, I didn't. And now that we're riding high, uh, finest wine, having ourselves a bigger, rich time, I'd like to, but fourth has the delegate from tribination and a proposal. Yeah. I would like to give Washington, DC, oh boy. The chance to eat Maryland tough. It's a, it's going to be tough, dude. It's going to be tough, dude. I'll tell you why. First of all, first of all, that's our neighbors. I live right on the Maryland, DC's like state line. Like, I, those are my neighbors. Those are my friends and my neighbors and my loved ones. Oh, you'd rather eat Virginia? No. I think we'd have any easier chance eating Maryland just because it's small. Yeah. I've put a lot of thought to this. Yeah. Um, yeah. I mean, I guess we would have to eat one of our neighbors. Ideally, you know, we could eat a South Dakota or like one of the states that we are more populous than and yet have, um, let me run the numbers infinity percent less representation in Congress for, um, but that's again, the mouse, one of those big mountainous states says of feast. I can't possibly the second, um, proposal we have is to have the option to fly flags at three quarters when you're not sure if someone's died or not and you're not willing to Google it. Okay. That could be good. Yeah. Hey, can we talk about the deranged text we got from dad? Which one? That was a deranged. The one where dad just texted canine died. Yeah. Yeah. So dad. Oh, yeah. That's the one I'm talking about, um, I don't know if this makes it in the show, but he did send us a picture of a flag at half mast yesterday evening during the election. But then clarified guy at shell station told me they're flying the flag at half mast, quote, for Captain Picard, man, Justin said that'd be a good Instagram post. So dad just posted a picture of a flag flying at half mast in the middle of Democrats biggest night in the past two decades. Sans context, which makes me worry about maybe how people are going to read that I was specifically talking about the text we got on a Sunday, which said we lost K9 today exclamation point. Some context dad and Carol have three dogs, two of which I think are perpetually kind of ailing. And so I thought in my head, it was K9 letter K dash nine, yeah, which I thought dad had chosen like the most unhinged way possible to tell us like one of the dogs that our ailing did did pass. But then he did clarify that it is the hours hours hours hours hours hours hours. It was the voice of K9 from Dr. who, um, which I told him that it was the most out of pocket one of these you've ever done dad assume dad will let us know celebrity dying in a way that assumes that he has already been talking about it with us for several minutes, he braced us yesterday. Yeah. The voice actor behind K9 right have died. And now he is like just giving you guys know it had it happened when Patrick Stewart passed which rip dad just said, I want a dude, hey, dude, I'm really glad you stopped doing a beautiful trip. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. When you said rip, I was like, Oh, yeah. Rest in the car. - Good, like, great actor, I love him. Dad just texted, "Oh no, captain per card." - He texted, "No." He texted, "Captain per card, exclamation point." Professor X, three exclamation points. That's the tribute, that's an even-- - Yeah, that's the tribute. - Travis's rid of the Travis's rip. - Yeah, right on par, right on par. - It just assumes a level of knowledge that if you just wrote, "Yeah, I love that guy." - Right, like, you're assuming I already know. - The K91 I just thought was wild because he does keep us updated on the health of their dogs and I thought he had finally, really, really gone off the deep end. I thought he had finally, really, really lost his marbles. - Not mutually exclusive. - No. This is an advice show. What does that mean? Well, it means that we take your questions, tumble them up in the rock tumble of our brains. - Yeah, spit them out. - Spit them out, dammit. I'm sorry, guys. - Another Vangabuzz. - There's another Vangabuzz update. I think it's like, I think that's just like the text tone that I get, like the notification sound for the New York Times app election nightclub. - We found another state. - Yeah, that one too. - East Dakota, and guys, fucking 86% came in for blue, damn. - My family is getting together for a football game this Saturday and I texted the host asking if I could bring anything. I'm assuming to watch or to play Saturday, I might be college to walk, but they're not gonna play. - Yeah, I don't think they're gonna play. - I asked if I could bring you things. She responded, you could bring that goat cheese dip everyone likes. Brothers, I love to cook, but I've never made a goat cheese dip in my life. What is the goat cheese dip that everyone likes? How do you, how do I not disappoint my family? - My first time making my goat cheese dip. That's from goat cheese dip rookie in Minneapolis, Minnesota. - Travis, you're more plugged in on TikTok. I feel like then juicer I are, is there a viral goat cheese dip that has really swept? - That everyone likes. - I was about to disagree with you, but I really only watched the TikTok so that guy that's had a stew going for 500 days. - Perpetual stew, yeah, absolutely. That's all the TikTok content I get anymore. - Well, and also all the TikToks. I said to you guys, you guys watched those too, right? - Well, I watched those, but I watched those on a burner account so they don't dirty my elbow. - Oh, right, right. - To keep all my stew constant. - Yeah, I would hate to ruin your stew, I'll go, Dustin. No, Griffin, if a thing goes viral these days is because it's a goat cheese dip, everyone hates because of the things that goat cheese dip said at a party or did at a concert. - I gotta, I'll say this. It's wild that there exists on earth, a goat cheese dip that everyone likes. Goat cheese is something I've had, maybe a dozen or so times and maybe one of those times, I feel like I came away with like a great, like a really pot. - Well, you know, you go to a farmer's market and then, you know, people are doing goat cheese and you feel pressured like I'll try a sample of the goat cheese and then you try it. And so it's like, yeah, that's not quite, not quite it. - Not quite what I love, not quite it. - That's about the quite the cheese I crave. - I enjoy many different foods that, like, I'm Epicurian. I'll try a thing. I'm trying to think of goat cheese dip 'cause the only cheese dip, like fawn do? - Like, hey, so this is insane. - No, no, no, no. I'm trying to think of like a recipe where you're like, goat cheese dip that everyone likes, that I assume you've hung out with your family before? - I think, yeah, I mean, they've obviously confused you with somebody that makes a great goat cheese. But then, wouldn't you know about the goat cheese dip that everyone likes? - Hey, that's a good point. Have you maybe forgotten about the goat cheese? Like, I'm pushing forward the number. - Oh, that's the number. - Because you're one of everyone? - Right, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah, so it's possible, like, I'm always forgetting, like shit, like dope stuff that I've done in the past. And it's great that we have this podcast 'cause like, you guys are always reminding me, I can go back and listen to the back catalog. - I mean, you don't, but you could. - I could, I have the option available to me, but I would totally make a goat cheese dip and forget about it. - Absolutely. - Is that possible? - No, I wouldn't, if I made a thing that everyone liked. - Okay, if I cooked something everyone liked, I'd fucking never ever forget about that smile. - Yeah, if I'm hearing about that at the party, I'm showing up at their house the next day with another batch of it, you know what I mean? You remember? - Mm-hmm. - My problem is, I get so many of those items eventually, it's like I'm fucking catering the thing, you know what I mean? Oh, you gotta make this, you gotta make your famous this. - Yeah. - What about your beloved that? That's like, can I just go and enjoy myself too? - That's why I allowed it to just attend. - I just hear those things giving now, and only now do I realize that perhaps my in-laws have long gone to me into making it. - Yeah, it's like a, how if you don't want to move the lawn anymore, you do a shitty job mowing the lawn, that's what you're saying. - No, but I did a really good job mowing the lawn, according to my in-laws. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - They did a shitty job of Thanksgiving, and you were like, I'll take it long. - I would never say that. Many, well, at least one of them might listen to the show, and I'm not saying my in-laws did a shitty job. They did a good job glazing my ability to cook Thanksgiving food to a point where I was like, - It's not saying, "Let's not mention glazing, let's not talk about glazing." - Did I use it correctly? - Did I use it correctly? - You did. - It is just like, it is, yeah. - But it does feel rather viral. - It has a giz connotation. - I've been wrong. - I could be, no, no, I could be entirely wrong, but I've always loved it. - Holy the connotation that I, if you didn't get a molotovies. - Can they get a molotovies? - During the spelling bee of when they did glazing, and they was like, define it, and they was like, you know, like covered it, origin is online definition as if covered in a thin sheet of giz. That's always been my takeaway from it, but. - I just thought it was like, when you make a really good, like pottery piece, and you're like, I wanna keep this forever, see glaza. - Yeah, I don't know, man, my mind just, I just, - Yeah, you went giz, you went deep into the giz. - Yeah, I just assumed. - Let me know if I'm wrong. - A wrong chat. - No, don't ask them to do that. - Certainly my, you know, a lot of people don't know exactly how far they would go to avoid an uncomfortable conversation. How much work they would put in to avoid a literal 15 second. Oh, actually, I don't think I make a goat cheese dip. - Yeah. - How far will you go? Well, I'll tell you how far I'll go. I will research a goat cheese dip, and make a goat cheese dip, and then bring the goat cheese dip. This is what you signed up for. You're gonna jump through all these hoops, 'cause you couldn't look at this part, and I'm not, hey, listen, I wouldn't have either. I would definitely, because the thing is, you're gonna research this dip. You're gonna bring the dip, and it's gonna be great. And then this person is gonna look at you and they're gonna say, - That's not the dip. - That's not the dip. - Why would you say anything? - That's not the dip, my grave. No matter how good it is, the odds that you will get the dip. - Yeah, 100%. - 100%. - It's hit me. - Zero per six. - It's hit me. Contact other family members, and ask them a question. What is it about the goat cheese dip that everyone likes that you like? What about it? - What's important to you about this? - You get a little bit, you're just gonna get a little bit of information from each family member. - This is cool. - Until you're able to like, CSI together the recipe. - You're making like a technical challenge on Bake Off, which I think that's gonna be so exciting. - What you could do is maybe do a stone soup kind of thing. - Oh wow. - Where you're like, ask each person to bring one ingredient of it. And you say, "What are you bringing?" - That you are sure is in it. - Yeah. - And how much. - Yeah. - And how much of it. And then you go to the next person to be like, "Don't say goat cheese." - Yeah. - 'Cause that discovers. - So you are describing perpetual stew. You are describing the perpetual stew situation. I'm not sure that that really tactic really works great for cheese-based dips. 'Cause I am concerned about taste. - I am concerned about taste. - My favorite watchman character. - Right, he's just always there. I'd never say, "I love that guy." - Yeah, yeah. - I started, you thought you could stop me. I started making my stew two and a half years ago. (laughing) Actually, he's on day like 500, so it's not. I'm not that far off. - Is it the same stew? Is it the same stew? - Travis, yeah. - It's been in a, hey, listen. Just look up stouthiest after this. And you're gonna, it's a treat every day. He adds new things, and then eats it, and then writes the phone. - Are you ready to see a new color, Travis? 'Cause you've never seen a color like the color of this broth. - And no color like the color of the broth? - It's so wild, man. - And by the way, as he reasserts in several videos, he is not autistic. He has been quadruple tested. - That is it, officially. - It is, yeah. - It's just, yeah. - Now that's funny, 'cause I've been evaluated for ADHD three times, and each time it's been a big ol' yes. And I said, okay, but still, and they say still. And I said, okay, cool. - That's my injustice fall, 'cause we keep telling you, like, we think you beat it, man. - Yeah. - And I've got my ADHD's in remission. - Yeah, I think I mean. I've been going to more concerts lately than involve crowd surfing. How do I ask the audience for upies? As I'm sometimes attending by myself, I don't understand how people get up there. And as I always see them just magically appear being carried by the crowd, please help brothers. Have any of you crowd-surfed or considered doing it at a live show? That's from Karina in Ohio. - Not at a live show. Um, the idea of us jumping off the stage in our own live show and getting past our standing room only live show. If we dove into a crowd of seated human beings, it would be on the news. The leverage is off. That would be a mate. Can we arrange to have Griffin crowdsurf one time? We'll do it. The next time we do a live show, we'll just have everybody gather, everybody's going to get other seats for sure. Sure. Compress the stage. We'll just gently pass Griffin back. Yeah. Spiderman too. Just being like, yeah, I'm concerned about, I don't think I've got the, you ever see the, like the high jump in the Olympics and you see how people kind of twist in the air and it's like, how are you even doing that? Like, you don't have any leverage. Like, how are you turning? Like, how are you spent? I'm worried I'll get up there and then I'll go belly side down. Oh, yeah. People are going to be grabbing my stuff and my junk, my keys will fall out and my, like, penis and balls and stuff. By the way, guys, when you say penis, are you just thinking about the shaft or are you thinking about shaft and balls is a conversation I have with Rachel the other day? If someone's like, oh, man, he got him right in the penis. Do you think just shaft or do you think the whole kit and the caboodle? Okay. I never envision shaft and balls. I don't think it's, it's a, it's a, it's a unit. It's a unit. See, that's what I thought too. But I'm worried I'll flip around and then like, I'll get grabbed by the goolees and I won't have any way of flipping a back over onto my backside. I would say, listen, I don't have any help for you in the getting up. But I would say I'd be more concerned in how to end the thing, right? Because there has to come a moment where you're like, down, now, now, down, now. And what if you're not back at your original place? How do you say like, no, I'm, okay, do East, I need to go, no, 36 degrees north. Here's my stuff. Yeah. Imagine it's, imagine where I'm loud at concert, okay? Not, not for a joke. What would you, just first thought, what would you yell to like get it? Because you got to communicate it over the music to people in a clear way that makes it clear what you're saying, like, yeah. I'm going up. Boost me. I'm going up. Doesn't make it sound like you're like peeking, like, oh, then my drugs are kicking it. But boost to me. You gotta lift your hands up. Like, I know you don't want to say upies, but I do think your hands have to be up to indicate, like, I do want upies. I just don't want to say it. Guys, it's upbeat. Like, we've got a word for this. We've all got the word for this already. I think really, it's going to be upbeat. I'm going to go. But it's important, I think, that when you're doing upies, you clearly have the attention of multiple people. Because if you do it specifically to one person, you're basically asking for a piggyback ride. Yeah. But it's the period of consensus building, because you will get one person who's like, upies, yes. And you're like, okay, hold on. I need like five other people to call that thought. You need a, you need a co-conspirator on stage. You need to, you need Dave Grohl every time anybody gets upies at the food fighter show. You need Dave to say, we're not going to stop the music, but someone's upying. So like, be on your, be on your, be very aware of your surroundings and the situation. And we're going to treat it like feeding a horse, flat hands, flat hands, no grippies, upies, no grippies. You know what I mean? Flat hands. This is why the question asked you, said in the question, I've never thought about this before. But going to a concert with a group gives you like a stunt team with you to get the party started. But then you are going to need to wear like matching shirts that may be glow or something in the dark so that it's easy for them to be like, that's their home point of origin. I'm very concerned about this because when I put a spot, especially now I'm 43 almost. And when I go to a concert, first of all, I'm sitting down, but the idea of like just being happy wherever I end up at the concert is out of the question. No. I have, I am. You're like a shark. Yeah. You're like a shark in the water. There's got to be a better view. Yeah. I don't care about the view, man. I mean, what is it to the door? So I'm first out when the concert ends, and the bathroom and maybe like concessions, you know what I mean? I like to get-- This has a form of conveyance, I do like it was sort of agreed upon because we could get around a lot of the like, what if you don't end up back at your spot? How do you control where you're going? It's not like you have like a rudder you can use to kind of like steer the drift. If it was just understood that when someone gets up, he's at a concert, you move them back towards the toilet. That would actually really get rid of a lot of my concert going anxiety. If I just know, I have a quick out in that-- That turns it into almost kind of a lazy, rivers, where you could hop on at some point, and you'll eventually be shuttled back to the bathroom. I'm thinking like the penguin, you know when penguins get in a big huddle, and then they kind of rotate through so the penguins on the outsider eventually inside the penguins of the insider event. And they go back and forth. I think you get upied to the back and then scoot forward as more people are upied to the back. And everybody gets to rotate-- That's cool. Getting to the front row and then back to the back of the front row as everybody's getting upied in a-- Just a way, just a constant sort of tide of upies. Yeah. You mentioned a professional coordinator of this maneuver at every concert that happens. Every concert should have an ASL interpreter, M and upies coordinator. An upies coordinator just to make sure that we're all everybody's going in the same direction. You can't have two upie waves crashing to each other in the middle because then people just go flying up into the air. And you could get a vortex at that point. If you get-- Yeah, from pressure systems of upies encounter each other and suddenly you're all being pulled down to David Jones' locker. Upie Storm is a cool name for a metal band. Yeah. You mentioned penguins, Travis. I got me thinking about the penguin enclosures you've been to a zoo where you can pop your head up in a little bubble inside the penguin enclosure, right? So you look up and you're like, oh my god, the penguins are all around me. That's my primo concert watching space. That's what I want. You want-- I want a little bubble. Everyone's watching the concert around me, right? At the ground level, I pop up in my bubble and I'm also enjoying the concert. And I'm like, with everybody, like, I'm there, and I'm in it. But I'm in this little bubble. You know, I'm-- I just don't want to stay. It's a bubble on stage. Yeah, I was picturing it like you're popping out of John's piano and you're just like there, like looking at him, no, no, no, no. I don't want him to-- because he would make that part of the thing. You'd be like, welcome back to the stage, bubble boy. That's awesome. That guy does. That's awesome impression, man. Yeah, I don't mean that. It's so exciting when you find out you have, like, a voice like that inside you and you do. And you were so casual about it. Good bye, bubble boy. Yes. Saturday night. Saturday night. So wrathful bubbles. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's all good stuff. You remember when Elm John did that song about how much he loves fighting? Yeah. I remember that. Saturday night. I love to fight. I put the boy in the face. What? It's awesome. We have a musical artist who has in song, really talked about how much he loves Princess Diana and then in a different song, how much he loves beating ass. It's a whole song about, oh, is it Saturday? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. This is my day for fighting. What? Here's the first, here's the first first that song. It's getting late. Have you seen my mates? 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If I'm being honest. - No, it is. - If you told me Avengers, do you say it came out six weeks ago and it's already out of theaters? - I bet. - Yeah, yeah, that tracks. - No. It's not out yet, you'll know. - You'll know. - You'll know, dude. - You'll know when it's out, but right now is the time for the fast food crossovers. And guys, I don't want, I feel like, people complain about doing my squal time. - What? - We do a lot of time. We're tired of it. No more months. - It's too good. - It's too good. - It's just like one hour. - Yeah. - How good it is. - This is too big of a story, guys. It's just a responsibility I have. I'm the voice of, you know what I mean? Like people rely on me. If Dustin doesn't report on this, his journalism degree becomes sensitive and kills him. What's the point? Yeah, why did I even go to J school, you know? So, let's start in the US. That makes sense to me. - Yeah. - That's where we live, all of us. - Yeah, here in America. I'm gonna show you probably a very good picture. - Okay. - Huh. - Who's that? - There's Channing Tatum, there's Gambit eating it. Dunkin'. (laughs) - Huh. - He'll leave it to K with this story. - Channing Tatum. - So sorry, the whole story is that Channing Tatum is sitting and he's dressed like Gambit. And he's enjoying what looks like a frosty Dunkichino and some-- - No, there's like an ad that's not out yet. And in it, he'll (laughs) Tatum will be dressed as Gambit will be eating Dunkin'. I'm just telling you, spoiler alert, it happens. - Now, people at home, if you find this picture, I would draw your attention to what I assume are Munchkins. They're the Dunkin' Donut Halls. - Yeah, look like rubber band balls and green Play-Doh. - I imagine that's some of Vingers. I see the green and I'm thinking they're Hulk Nuggets or-- - Okay, you know what, here guys, you've been good. - I'll let you watch the ad. - Oh cool. - This one time. - Thank you. - Boom's day is here, I'm on a meet. You got any ideas up in that 10-can head of yours? - Yeah, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. - That's our world, yeah? - I'm dead, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's this world here. - I'm dead, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I got you, we need fuel for the fight. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hmm, throw one in the hand right there. Won't you tell me up another one of these coffins? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Vingers, robots buying breakfast. - Where are we going? (dramatic music) - Right, right there, the Andy did Fulter on that accent. The accent seems a little bit hitter-miss, and I gotta say. - Let's take it again, Chan. - No, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man. - Chan man, I only had to eat one hulk nugget. - Chan man, you're killing us for the grudging back. - Seeing beautiful Channing Tatum, Sully, his perfect mouth with a Dunkin' Donut, makes me so bummed out, dude. - So bummed out. - I also wanna know what kind of CGI they did that like to wipe away all the crumbs and sprinkles falling away as they bit into it. - 'Cause I've eaten those things before, and they are not. - They do not stay together, you know that. - That go easy. - Marvel fans have a deep connection to these characters and stories, and collaborating with Marvel Studios Avengers Doomsday is a lot of us to bring that excitement to the everyday Dunkin' Experience. - Exactly the same. - Basically, when you eat one of these doughnut holes, it'll be the same excitement as watching Avengers Doomsday. We do have a lineup of, they're doing special drinks. They gotta keep the people hydrated with their terrible food and beverage options. We've got Dooms Order Energy. - Huh. - A Doom Cloud Latte. - Yeah. - Some of these are more than others. - Here's what I wanna do, guys. I wanna read a lot of names to you today. I want you to, we're gonna pick the sweatiest beverage or food offering me. - Oh sure, I mean, it's so immediately apparent on this list. - This is just for this offering, but you can pick your number one on this list. So far, we have Dooms Order Energy, the Doom Cloud Latte, iced, Captain Chinook. - That's awesome, that's so awesome. That's so awesome. - The Cloud Latte. This one booking pieces me off. - Yeah. - Optic blast lemonade that is bright blue. - Blue. - Eat shit. - And then, and then there's a Wakandan Day Dream refresher. - That's my, that's my favorite. Not in a like, it sucks. - Currently Wakandan Day Dream refresher. - It's a poem, it's a short poem. It's a high few short poem. - I have strong feelings about the Optic Blast Lemonade that is blue. - Yeah. - It's hard to get away from that. - How could you fuck that up that bad? - Hey, listen, you wanna get really, you wanna get really stinked about it? Listen to this. The Optic Blast Lemonade, sweet tart lemonade, charged with blue raspberry flavor, and inspired by Cyclops. - So you know, like you know. - You know. - Cyclops wear blue clothes sometimes. Like Cyclops does wear blue clothes. - But it's not called Cyclops's shirt lemonade, is it? - Yeah. - It's, yeah. And you know they're going absolutely crazy with the branded donuts. There's a brown one with green that says doomsday donut. And there's a white one with color that says avenging donut. A vinging. A vinging donut. - I gotta say, I don't know what a vinging donut is stuffed with, but it does look like toothpaste. - It does look like toothpaste. - I just don't, it's been a while since I rewatch the Avengers movie. I forgot how much they said we need to get out there and do some avenging. Hey guys, let's get to a vinging. A vinging. - A vinging. - I know what you're asking yourself. 'Cause it's one of the frequently asked questions. So I assume you're asking yourself. Who stars in Duncan's new Mario? studio's Avengers Doomsday spot that is Channing Tatum as Gambit alongside Herbie, the fantastic forest robotic companion. That's really interesting. Channing really disappears into the role. I didn't even clock that that was him. I haven't seen the movie yet. What do you think led them to be like, we've got the perfect duo, Herbie the Robot, and Channing Tatum's Gambit. Why does his eyes look so sad, Justin? I got to move over to, I'd love to talk about all this other stuff because there's like, there's these Dunkin' Drinks sleeves that I can't figure out. They're gloves that have sleeves for drinks in them. I can't, I can't make it. God damn it. You're zoomed in on his sad face. I don't know. I wanted to show you these because I didn't want to get distracted by them, but they really don't make sense to me. They are 1999 though, so. Is that good? Is that a good price for a club? I just have to show you guys now because now I've already talked about it. Okay. So they have these four different gloves that are themed with the characters, but have built in a sort of built-in cup sleeve. So yeah, I don't think Dr. Doom would be quite as imposing if in his hands he had cup like Coozy's facet. It's attached to. It's like it's kind of a grim like my coffee is attached to my body. It's a little bit darker. Ben Graham. I also think that's fun for when because most people 99.99999999% of the time don't have drinks surgically attached to their hands most of the time. The fun part when you forget that that is how that works and you try to set it down somewhere and it spills all over your laptop or whatever that's got to be fun. Yeah. This is Dr. Doom. I got a high res really high res picture. He's the new like Thanos bag guy. He's like the mean guy. If you remember the mean guy. And he's like the new Dr. do. I think he's like the fourth one. Okay. Yeah, they've done a lot. This is the Doom's day dipping box okay from Jack in the box. You guys ready? Yeah. Yeah. Because this image it's pretty big. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Can you even make sense this shit? Well, I don't like that one little and I know we've already talked about this a lot here glazing of ranch on that one thing there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as the ranch is clearly closed. The ranch is clear. So where did that ranch fuck you? Where did that ranch come from? And then you got some case ideas. The slid into this sloppy box. Got everything. And then it just says in the corner. Collect all eight magnets. Yeah. Get eight magnets out of here if you want with the count down amongst the tacos with the count down to Avengers. Doomsday officially underway. Jack in the box is issuing a call to assemble at the drive through this limited time collaboration brings together cravable food collectibles and plenty of Jack's signature personality. Blah blah blah blah. And there's why does Doom have a Nathan Drake ask wound on his arm with just a bandage wrapped around it. Well, he already got a stick by Hulk for a little bit before he I assume he kills the Hulk. But he's wearing armor and the bandages over the armor. I don't think that would do him. He's just bleeding into his sleeve. Yeah. We got three incredible sauces here guys. There's mutant marinara. Uh-huh. There is fantastic buttermilk ranch. And the one they didn't show in the label because I don't think they have the goods. A cymbal sauce. And it's a cymbal sauce. It's a brand new mystery sauce just in time for Doomsday meal prepping. Get a tub of gambit goo. Uh-huh. That good gambit goo over here. Give me a cymbal sauce. A cymbal sauce, please. Does a cymbal sauce beat the captain Chino, which I think is the winner from the last one. No, it was Wakanda Day. I think a cymbal sauce is an all-timer of a creatively bankrupt sort of at the box. We don't just tap into fandoms. We collide them. We bring the world's people obsess over together with our own unapologetically bold take on Crabable food, creating unexpected mashups that are as distinctive as they are. Delicious. That doesn't make a god damn bit of sense. Yeah, because it's not like you're saying we're combining like Marvel and yeah, this isn't kingdom hearts. You're not smashing together the beloved worlds of Square Enix and do you talk about the fandom of a cymbal sauce? Yeah. Yeah. It's the cymbal sauce fandom. Wow. That's a fandom assemble. That is a thick sauce. Mutant marinara would be getting a lot more heat or not for a cymbal sauce. Mutant marinara should count its lucky stars at a cymbal sauce. Fantastic buttermilk ranch is like you can just keep that name afterwards. Yeah, you're not even extending yourself. The cymbal sauce seems to be so thick that it is a hold. It is cemented a curly fry in place. Yeah. According to that big show. It has incredible structural sort of integrity. This next promotion. We are now going international. Thank you, Jack in the box. We're now going international. And this promotion is KFC. KFC has come to an agreement with Dr. Duhm. And KFC. What fuck that? No way. This guy sucks. Yeah, sorry. It sucks. I know, but watch. There's a hole. They're going to they'll explain it to you. It's true. They've come to an agreement with Dr. Duhm. And you guys may need to narrate a little because this is the ad from. So this KFC campaign is rolling out to a hundred different countries. Okay. Not India. I know because India's Burger King. We'll get there. But KFC is is doing like a worldwide sort of collaboration with Dr. the evil Dr. Duhm. Is this the meal, Dr. Duhm always gets when he goes to KFC? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. This is Dr. Duhm. Anyway. Well, no. Yeah. So the jumbo what we see in the ad is sort of a a run down destroy burger restaurant. And yeah, it looks like Dr. Duhm has really already had his way. What does that happen? No. Have your ways, Burger King. No, he's really made him miss his powers. You said you love me. Oh, oh, wow. Wow, Dr. Duhm. This burger places have been destroyed as Dr. Duhm looks on. Yeah. From his perch. Yeah. Uh, high above the cliffs. And as Dr. Duhm oversees the destruction, the one thing that is left standing. Yeah. Is the KFC. He has spared the KFC. That's what we'll. Oh, he spared the KFC because of the deal that they made the deal. I don't want to say that. Fucking cowardly. Oh. Duhm. The doll it took was a burger worthy of his name. Oh my god. Oh my god. So Dr. Duhm has spared KFC because they created the doom burger with lettuce slice pickles. Which is a chicken sandwich. I mean, a chicken sandwich. Yeah. Is that all he's wanted with smoky green mayo on a black sesame bun? Yeah. Has anybody tried this before? Yeah. We've just make one deal with him. The number of resources we have poured into beating Dr. Duhm's ass is like it's such such a waste when all he really wanted was his own novelty kind of chicken sandwich that people would order as a dare or to review it on social media platforms. That's all he wants. This is KFC's most expansive joint venture to date and we can't wait to welcome guests into our extension of the MCU. Yes, that's right. KFC now considers itself a sort of spinoff verse of the MCU. I've missed a lot of the earth, uh, KFC. I've missed a lot of the MCU projects since endgame. Do I need to see? Do I need to eat the KFC doom burger? We need to eat it to KFC for we're not just teaming up with the most anticipated movie of the decade. Inarguable. We're leaning into its biggest baddest character and delivering a menu worthy of the moment. This isn't just about chicken. Yeah. farting hooked droid are R&D three times in the in the creation of this. Okay, so here's the doom a five menu items. We got the doom burger. There's doom dripped wings, which are hot wings dripped or dunked in doom cola sauce. There's a doom bucket, which is the chicken served with Dr. Doom inspired dipping sauces and doom dust. There's doom loaded fries, which is fries coated in doom cola and doom does. The movie just really has the one thing then, huh? The movie just has the one the one. This is the only thing they got is the the deal, they're making specific counter collab, right? - It's interesting, right? 'Cause I think I feel like when the end game came out, there was a lot of different stuff. It was like, oh, you gotta get the spider shake. You gotta get the Hulk tacos. And then this one, it just seems like doom is all they really, I know there's other guys in the movie. - They really care about it. - They got doom, supreme fizz, a doom shake, and mast mosa melts. - What? - It's a three-piece Krispy Moths Realistic with smoky green mayo or doom colasost and doom dust. - Wow. - What's doom dust? I need to know what doom dust is. - Yeah, doom dust I don't like. - Doom dust is an upgrade material from Eldin Wing. - I'm pretty sure. - It's a vibrant green seasoning with smoky charred lime and chili designed to be dusted over anything and everything. So you know it's good. - Even my dog? - Put it on your dog. - Eat your fucking dog. - Watch your dog go crazy. You'll have no choice but to eat your dog. - One more. - God. - I'm exhausted by this. This is how much is happening. There's too much fucking Avengers news. The last thing that I have all I can tell you about Burger King India is they're going really hard with a very wide variety of menu items. And I think I don't know if we'll be able to beat a simple sauce with this lineup, but I would love for you guys to just read the list. I'll pause it to make sure that you get them all. So we got the Tuesday Whopper, magneto crunchy chicken burger. - Now we're fucking cooking, man. These are different guys. Sure by Brainian fries. - Is that a texture we want to control? - For Thunder Nuggets. - My name is Thor Thunder Nuggets. - Thor Thunder Nuggets. - And I'm here to reevaluate your management structure. - Fantastic Fizz. - Yeah. - Curial. - Cutely pure aisle. - Yeah. They got it going on over there at India Burger King. They have-- - Sherries by Brainian fries, it's just words. You could pre-book the meals. And they have a number here. It says 6,070 meals pre-booked. - Huh. - Is that a good-- - Is that good? 'Cause that doesn't sound like, read the rest of it 'cause it's really-- - Thank you for your overwhelming response. - That's overwhelming 6,000 people in India. There's a lot of people in India, I think. - Yeah, that's a seem very good Burger King. I don't think people want this. - In most countries, 6,070 would be a-- - I don't know, a really underperforming-- - Pretty performing. - What do you think it means when it says redemption starts that you can start redeeming yourself? - Your pre-booked meal. - Because otherwise they'd run out. They'd run out? - Yeah. - Do you guys think KFC is looking at what's happening over here in Burger King, India? And it's like, I thought we were the only ones who had been granted amnesty by Mr. Doom. That sucks. 'Cause we were stoked. We were like at the only game in town. Jumbo Burger got fucking destroyed with Dr. Doom's incredible powers. But they left Burger King, fuck. It's twisted, man. - That's really twisted stuff. - I thought we were friends. - Oh, we were friends. Are we supposed to be stoked to eat Doom's merchandise? The dude-- - Yeah, he's the bad guy. How much do you want me to be-- Do you want me to be excited about that? - I think it would be way cooler if it wasn't Dr. Doom themed. If it was Dr. Doom's like, this is the burger I've had in my mind. It's got smoky maple bacon. - Yeah. - It's kind of like a sourdough ribeur. It's my passion, guys. I think you're really gonna like this. - I'm pretty excited though, 'cause I heard that RFK Jr. is back as Dr. Doom. So I'm happy to have him back at the MCU. - Did you think that that was Travis doing his RFK Jr. impression? - No, it's Robert Downey Jr. It was just-- - Oh, okay. - It kind of makes it a little bit. Just kind of with some fun. - Yeah, no, you make some fun. - It sounds so fun, yeah. - Yeah, it sounds so fun. - It's easier to joke now. - It does feel a fair sense of lightness. - Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. I'm sorry, I'll get out in front of it. I'm sorry I talked about the Avengers Doom's day fast food offerings for so long. I feel 10 feet tall and bulletproof right now. - Yeah. - And I just couldn't stop. There's too much going on inside of my hands. - I mean, we're all bright and too high. I played Vingabuss and I have not cleared that with anyone. This episode may not ever go out 'cause we don't have Vingabuss tape. - Lost tape too. - Hey, everybody, good check out our merch over the McRamer sorts of new month we got new merch over there if you haven't checked it out. We've got an easy game for babies T-shirt. Make sure you check that out and 10% of all merch proceeds this month will also be donated to Native American Aid, McRoybunch.com for all your McRoybunch feeds. - I'm starting a new video series. I'd love for you to watch. It's called King of Kingsfield. Let me do it at Thursdays. I think at three on average. 12 weeks, I'm doing all the Kingsfield games and spin-offs of the Kingsfield games. 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We have a newsletter, you can sign up at bit.ly/macroynewsletter. And also, I wanna thank Montagne for the use of our theme song My Life is Better With You. It's a track that is, I mean, an all-timer. I'll say an all-time great club banger. Club banger, all-time club banger. And I'm very grateful. Thank you, Montagne. Not sure, but it's happened to Justin physically, his corkscrewed himself. What do you get? Oh, he's got, oh, I see. I see what he's got. Is that a little Willem DeFoe? Willem. I think I unplugged my headphones. I have this Willem DeFoe toy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Spider-Man one. You've had that for such a long time, dude. Are you sure you want? I remember that being like in your bedroom in our childhood home. Are you sure you wanna throw that thing? Yeah, man. Okay. I hope he doesn't break. All right, make it stick for the big boy. He's a very gentle. My name's Justin McAroy. I'm Travis McAroy. I'm Griffin McAroy. He's been my brother, my brother, me. 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