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Maverick Will Naver Be The Same

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Maverick Will Naver Be The Same

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Share your ride in real time with Share My Trip on Uber. One more way Uber is putting safety at every turn. Learn more on the Uber app. I don't think I can be your friend, Isabella said. Rebecca's stomach flipped. This is the love story of real hinge couple Isabella and Rebecca, written and read by me, Tammy Denton-Hurst. Listen to the free audiobook now. You wouldn't settle for a disappointing DM, so don't settle for just any insurance. When it comes to getting the help you need, State Farm is a real deal. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. This was probably the darkest day of my life. Kay and Kinsey had a girl party, whatever. Over here. Me and Maverick play video games all night long. Yes. Dogs run wild in the house. We get off. I walk downstairs. I look on the rug. I see something. I go, oh! I turn my eyes. I protect myself. I grab my keys to my truck and my basketball and I walk out the door. When I don't look back, I walk downstairs. What do you see? And I see she's chewing on something. It's either like a tampon. Yeah, it's a bloody tampon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is. That's exactly what it is. It's awesome! And we're back. Welcome back to another episode. Also, you guys should subscribe to the podcast. I still can't believe I flicked my nail into your mouth. I know. That was terrible. Guys, like 80% of you guys that watch this aren't subscribed. So you guys just. Subscribe. Subscribe. I feel like every YouTuber says that. Yeah, but it's true. If you go to the stats, for some reason, people don't like clicking the button. And they're clicking all. Yeah, click the button. Anytime somebody says that, I never subscribe. So maybe we should stop saying that. I know. We need to do something more creative. Like, if you subscribe, I'll give you a galaxy on your next live. I've been going live a lot more. How about this? Don't subscribe. Yeah, don't do it. Don't subscribe. Yeah. If you subscribe, then we're coming to your house and personally doing something. Don't say that. Yeah. Don't say that. No, I won't do that. We'll do that. We're going to smash your phone. If you subscribe? If you subscribe. That way, you got to get a new phone. You can subscribe again. Two subscribes. Wait. What was I. Oh, my mom and dad are out of town until Monday. Are we throwing a party? Oh, no. No, my mom said no parties, no boys, no girls, no nothing. But you have a swimming pool. I know. Oh, my gosh. You got the perfect house for that. I know. You got to do it. I have to. I have to. And my mom's not going to let me. And Reese just texted me. She's like. What if we oversee the party? I really want to go. Or I really want to go. Tell her. Tell her Kate will chaperone the party. Kate will chaperone? Kate and Kenzie. Bro, like, I'm actually so upset. You don't want us to chaperone. I'll be kicking out half the people here. What? Okay, don't let her chaperone. Okay, how about we just do a party with us? That way, we can use your pool. No, thank you. Wait, I want to know. You know how last episode, we were going to go through. Actually, we're probably not going to do that. We're saving that for next. Yeah, we can do that another day. Yeah. Yeah, I want to do it when you're not expecting it. We were going to go through it. Everyone's drafts and, like, photos and everything on each other's phones. But then Harper went through her drafts and started freaking out, so it's like. Yeah, so we got to catch you when you're not expecting it. Yeah, it's going to be random. No, we're not going to go through it. You're going to go through it. No, we're just going to have, like, everyone show their last couple drafts. Yeah, no. We'll see what comes out. No. See what we find out about each other. Yeah. But I can't do that. Like, it's like. You're hiding stuff on that phone. I am. I like someone that can admit it. I like that. Yeah, I am. And I. We'll find the stuff you're hiding. Don't worry. No, like, I. I hate when people are just like, nah, I got nothing to hide. But, like, you can't see, though. I just feel like parents, I feel like, would appreciate that more. If they went to go take their kid's phone. Propel Fitness Water. With Gatorade electrolytes, zero sugar, and vitamins. Propel hydrates better than water. To help you get the most out of your workout. And get back to your best self. What propels you? And the kid was just like, I'm hiding stuff on here. You probably don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. As a parent, I probably wouldn't go through their phone. I'd be like, okay, you're grounded. Here's your phone back. What? It is a strat. It is a strat. I mean, it's the only strat you have at that point. Kids are going to watch this in 15 years. If your parents are like, give me your phone right now. We're looking through it. Your only last hope is, there's stuff I'm hiding on there. Please, just ground me now. Or like, mom, I'm on diarrhea. And then take your phone to the bathroom. That logic is just. There's stuff I'm hiding on there. Like, you'll never find it. That logic's horrible, I feel like. No, I mean, it's the best you got. Listen, I'll just be straight with you. I stole a bunch of money from you. Okay, you're grounded. What about the money? No, you still have to follow up with the phone, anything. You still have to follow up. No, no, you say, I'm hiding something on there. But you don't know what. So you should probably just ground me now. I know we shouldn't worry about it. Yeah, that makes me worried about it. They're like, listen, I'm just going to take the grounding. Did you guys ever actually get grounded? Yes. I'll be real. My groundings never suck for more than like a day. What are you talking about? Yes, they did. My groundings lasted for like months. You'd get grounded from video games and stuff like that. No, you didn't. He's like, you're grounded for like a week. And then you were like out the next day. No, no. Yeah, you get out of jail quick. No, I don't. I promise you. Like when I got at school, I did something really bad. And I was grounded for like a month or two. What did you do at school? Can't say. It's really bad. Do we know? Yes. Yeah, I know what it is. I forgot. Yeah. You don't remember? I remember. It was so funny. It really was funny. I wish I'd remember. I was literally a 14-year-old kid. Clueless. It happens. It happens. Wait, which instance are we talking? Are we talking about, are we talking about, that one's not that funny. I like the other one better. One time I told my teacher. Oh, that one's not even bad. Rick, ow. Oh my gosh. Harper's almost 18, less than a year away. Which means she's going to tell the world about that little piece of paper. Oh my gosh. Oh man. No way. I know. She's probably going to tell us all. Propel hydrates better. Better than water. To help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self. What propels you? I can't believe I'm going to tell y'all. It's so weird. It's not even that big of a deal. At all. Yeah. Really? The secret isn't that big of a deal. But I said in sixth grade, when I got home from school, I said mom. You sound like a kid hiding something on your phone. The secret's not that big a deal. I said mom. I did something really bad. Okay. So after I went to Japan, I realized they genuinely have the coolest snacks, clothes, gadgets, literally everything. There was one problem. Once you get back home, half the stores don't even ship internationally. Yeah. And I noticed that when I try to buy things from overseas, it seems like every single site says not available in your country. Exactly. And that's why I found out about Zen Market. Zenzen Dajibu. What? What? What's that? No, Maverick. It means don't worry about it. In Japanese. Zen Market buys the items directly from Japan, ships them to the warehouse in Osaka, and then ships everything directly to your door. Wait. This thing is actually sick. What's in it? This is actually the smart part. They'll hold your stuff up to 60 days for free, so you can order a bunch of stuff from different Japanese stores and combine everything into one package to save money on shipping. That's actually so nice, the way you're not getting a million different packages. Okay, wait. Tell me not. This is awesome. That is a pretty cool fish. It's a fish. Oh, wow. It's like Fruit Ninja. Plus, they have a real human support in like 19 different languages, and their packages is crazy good, so stuff actually survives shipping. What is this? This thing is awesome. Okay. Zenzen DejaVu. I get it now. Look at this. It's like a Japanese guitar. So, if you guys want to get stuff from Japan without the headache, hit the link in the top of the description or scan the QR code on screen. Use code ZENZENOK, that's Z-E-N-Z-E-N-OK, to get 1,000 free Zen points when you sign up. But at the time, it was very bad, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm just going to tell you it involves green paper, and I'm kind of forgetting what it even was. It's been so long. It's been so long. Yeah. She's been rage baiting us for all this time. No, it's been so long. No, you've been rage baiting people for years. We waited years for this. She's like, "I'm 18." I don't quite remember. It was something with green paper, though. It was. Yeah. No. Oh my gosh. Don't do that. Do you remember when you threw up on me? Yeah. You just literally got PTSD. Terrifying. Oh. Worse than that. Anyways. Anyways, should we talk about Cash's problem lately? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What problem? What problem? What problem? I ain't got no gambling problem. No one said anything. Stop it. There's a booger on your hand. Yeah? Ew. Ew. Ew. I liked it. Anybody else got any more? No. Yeah. What problem? What problem do I got, huh? What problem? Bro. My rock hard abs are not a problem. Video games? Yeah, because they don't exist. That's why they're not a problem. I know. They are. What's my problem? Your problem? Video games. me you never saw the sun for three days uh you said maverick i saw i didn't even that's a lot you're right you saw when you picked up your door dash or that was it yeah and for my window that's a problem man i'm three days i might weekend off you know why because we don't even need to talk about it you know what man can play video games every once in a while and so i did i'm shadowbanned no you're not you just don't give views someone had to say i'm sorry but we're shadowbanned our youtube account is shadowbanned no no you just fell off i have stats to prove otherwise well i do too i do too let's let's ask someone else y'all shadow banned no we're just not relevant yeah thriving oh well i have one video that's fine i had one video too i picked a tonsil i would like everyone to also know every video i've posted in the last three months has over like 1.5 million views we're all talking we've fallen off y'all know the podcast gets like 100 plus million views a month oh we're not talking about the podcast podcast is always cooking yeah i don't know why like you guys like like us on the podcast but you don't like us individually podcast actually it's like 150 like to like 200 million views a month yeah and you guys can't can't spread some of that throughout like our tiktok accounts let's see how many views we have total just on the youtube speaking of youtube propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes we dropped a video um called what was it called the hotel the secret hotels okay it was like we went to a bunch of one-star and we talked about what happened at wayside right we did talk about that yes the drug deal okay after that one of the other hotels we went to is this weird hotel in downtown dallas where i don't even know what the full story was i can't hardly remember but someone died in this hotel room jack smiley jack smiley died in this hotel room okay was he smiling a lot of people rent this specific room because they want to like creepy they want to like you know just stay there on like halloween we're like okay we'll check out the room we're checking out the room we tried different things we're just like looking around the room seeing like if there's anything suspicious or weird about this room all of a sudden cash starts talking to the lamp i don't know why i've just seen people do that in haunted movies they always talk to light bulbs i'm not kidding he's talking to the lamp and he's like wouldn't that have been crazy if it went off no i said something i was like jack smiley if you're with us turn off the lamp yeah turn on turn on the lamp turn on the lamp jack smiley if you're with us turn off the lamp and i was like turn on the lamp and then i so he turns it on himself with the switch on top you can see the switch in the video yeah so nothing happens and then i go click and i click it and i was like no way and then it turns off another thing i've always seen people do to test and see if things are actually haunted is ask light bulbs i don't know why they do this but they do this all right so we're gonna try jack smiley if you are with us turn on this light bulb no way why did she do that i think i've already talked oh we're rolling the clip no we're back now oh well um first of all i want to say my logistics don't make sense because last week i was cooking on tiktok your analytics yeah the logistics it's because the strategies it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense okay last week six million no no eighteen million seven million oh you're a shadow man for sure no no listen listen listen this is last week stop so 18 mil seven mil eight mil 25 mil do you hear yourself right now no listen this is last week today 500k 74k what the heck how long has the video been up um no no this has been up for two hours and it's doing terrible harper it's at 500k because it's been up for two hours no no no that one was made three days ago i can never tell in your account because you always delete stuff and then i can never tell you would leave them up stuff so much if you would leave it up you could actually tell what are you doing i'm trying to see the analytics here wait you don't know how you don't even know what i'm doing you don't know what the analytics are i know how to get to analytics she's like i only know the logistics it's right out there okay i see the problem after looking at the analytics no one liked your video it has no likes no one watched it it does actually i'll be honest this video is performing as usual is literally what it says on average viewers watch 94 of your video that's really good how many followers have you gained in the last like 90 days maybe you are shadow banned i'll be real 94 of your video on average that's pretty good wait propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes let me see let me see a style on there let me see no i'll look at the stats wait do i go to my own analytics let me just show you take that studio she's like i do not want you to get in my drafts this is really yeah please don't go through my drafts you're fine net followers i'm going to throw the job no no no no no no no no no no no what do you have you don't want to know why is your wi-fi so slow turn off the wi-fi you see on the wi-fi dang you gained a lot of followers that day dang what'd you do you gained posted the natalie reynolds thing 25 000 followers that day wow wow the last year you've gained 2.1 million dang and on that day in the last year you gained how many is that come on i know he's like how many is going through 87 000 followers that day what the hell wow so in the last year you've gained 2.1 million followers that's crazy that's pretty good that's really good harvard thank you and then let's go to your views well i'm on a decline he's getting a little close to my oh you don't want to be on the last 28 day you have 137 million views that's great that's good she needs to like see it compared to like ours to really understand that i don't really post anymore the last 365 days i have a billion post views how many followers you have a billion 1.1 billion nine million followers yes i just hit nine million cash is at 17. i'm at 13. what keep keep keep growing our accounts are abandoned i don't think i never ever ever ever post on my tick tock account that's my boyfriend like i probably in the last like three years posted like 50. yeah not even probably yeah i'm on a really really unfortunate decline you set it down i picked it up and went through your drafts earlier what yeah is he joking because i had my phone on me the whole time are you kidding no you did not know he's a magician stupid i didn't know you guys were dating though yeah wait what what are you saying i have a boyfriend no you don't yes i do i don't believe it and i'm keeping it a secret stupid talking about the mic like that and i and i'm keeping it a secret because no you didn't you're not and i've already seen what he looks like no you haven't is he chopped is that why you're keeping it a secret oh no no no he's he's he's a good kid he looks good what's uh what's his name that's not something so how did this come about do you know who it is yeah share i can't really we're all gonna sit here and not share things on our podcast well this is like the podcast we share things look i'll start oh no well y'all want me to share um um can you share why are you so chopped it's good don't answer don't answer that haven't done it today that's why no one no one else needs to learn how to do that listen i'm an open book anyone else want to know anything yeah um i got a question it doesn't sound like what is the total amount of money you're making right now that's a good question what is the total amount of money you're making right now what is the total amount of money you're making right now what is the total amount of money you're making right now like what is the total amount of money you've lost as a casino three million dollars no yep is that a lie nope all in the last pull up your stats no i'm kidding i don't know probably like well you can pull up your win-loss ratio thousands a couple couple thousand dollars it is i don't even gamble no more i don't it's a couple thousand listen and also you should check my stock account it's up your stocks are up yeah mine too really yeah i'm in stocks right now my dad told me which ones uh i don't know but my dad he put me in stocks and he put some of my money into stocks yes hey it's ryan reynolds here from mint mobile now i was looking for fun ways to tell you that mint's offer of unlimited premium wireless for 15 a month is back so i thought it would be fun if we made 15 bills but it turns out that's very illegal uh so there goes my big idea for the commercial give it a try at mintmobile.com switch upfront payment of 45 for three months 90 for six months or 180 for 12 month plan required 15 per month equivalent taxes and fees extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy see terms i've started really good right now it grew really fast over the past year very good very good cash always comes to me and he's like our stocks are up and i'm like what does it matter like we're gonna go down anyway yeah it's just gonna drop again yo you should take it like it matters in 60 years when we decide to pull out i don't do that wait what happens in 60 years what do you mean when we pull out of the stocks imagine it's like lower than ever and we lost all of our money that would be sad i can't even think about it what are you laughing at he's laughing are you never went through my drafts and i know you didn't go through my drafts why are you geeking out about it so hard because i told you that i don't want anybody going through my drafts no i didn't go through your jobs but don't worry i don't really get what people do kate already showed us your boyfriend sure i'll tell you a story no i i had a story no so on my secret account this morning i posted a video let us see your secret account on the story bro don't interrupt but she's posted it yeah no my secret account is even worse than the drafts so um basically i um i woke up this morning and i was like i'm gonna make a tick tock so my credit card is laying on my bed and i'm oh no i'm videoing myself i'm like lip syncing that's like my biggest i'm like doing something funny so i posted to my story and i realized right away right away and you know stories they like they look right away like there's like a viewer in one second i look right away on your instagram story no on my on her backup tiktok so i'm like crap crap and um i delete it right away but then i post on there again and i'm like if y'all saw that no you didn't and then every and then everybody's like we saw we saw we saw it so i replied to them like what did you see and they're like what did you and they're like they're like they're like oh i didn't know you're at you would actually reply but i didn't actually see anything i was just seeing if you'd reply so i keep doing that i get the same answer like nine different times and then i post what a rage bait thing just i saw it but then but then people start commenting on my tiktok that i just posted like last night being like we all saw it we all saw it and then they start replying what do you see what do you see they're like they start making up things they're like we saw a vape we saw alcohol we saw i don't know like the most insane so people are it's backfiring on me and they're all like they're all like oh my gosh harper like wait does anybody screenshot proof they're like no just know it happened like what it's so bad so they all think that i'm like a really bad kid right now oh my god you just leaked your credit card yeah i literally just almost leaked my credit card so it happens it wasn't it wasn't anything we should all post that just see what crazy replies we get if you saw that no you didn't yeah everybody was like so mad that look he is a good tiktok he just posted like this you're just like and you're like now let's read the comments yeah they're all like it's a tiktok doing it like it's a tiktok to like actually oh yeah yeah then people like assume you did the worst thing ever yeah people really did man we should do something like the worst thing ever i'd agree i think we should do something bad treason yeah what is that arson i don't know treason treason isn't that when you like treasons like cheat on your team uh treason i don't actually i don't think a crime against trees i don't think you can do treason if you don't have like a king or a queen yeah i'm pretty sure it's like you commit treason again it's like you know that's what it is yeah no it'd be like if you were in war then you switch teams yes that'd be true we're fighting russia and then i'm like wait hold on i'm on russia's side you like give them private information yeah let's not commit treason let's do something i want to do something crazy like i've been watching reckless ben have y'all seen that oh my god the lego stuff cash was literally like i want to do this so everybody's commenting um guys what was on the story um it was a credit card geez you said that can you re-upload the video no can you re-upload the video but cover the numbers so they want to see the video again um they think you're lying can you oh yeah you said it's a credit card geez no no no no a person oh so they know it's a credit card so they got it yeah um yeah and everybody's replying being like she it was a babe it was a babe it was a babe let me look it up i'm gonna see harper zillmer's credit card let's see if it's on yeah go ahead and try i'm pretty sure if it was on tiktok her credit card would be blowing up right now with charges isn't that messed up that people you should check that yeah you haven't checked it her bank account is just gone she's like oh my stocks i feel like our bank account is so good about catching fraud so good that it blocks yeah i've been trying to buy like a freaking banana i and it's like denied denied denied it like blocks my charges a lot well walmart sucks at like the whole car thing but no wait did you guys know bananas do you know how much they cost don't answer kinsey or kate how much do you think five bananas cost at walmart these days like i'd say three dollars okay you locking that in locking in if i remember correctly from the last thing we did bananas are the number one thing bought at walmart so a pack of five bananas my mom does like because they have too many carbs well yeah i buy them for bulking they can't be that expensive they're just bananas but the way you're talking is like they're either really expensive or really cheap so what do you think bro bro i don't know man it's well you're making it seem like it's high so i'm gonna say seven dollars okay well seven dollars locking in now what do you think i know an apple oh my god apple's a lot bigger than a banana just spit the answer out i don't know it's so funny it's not funny at all it's all the time that literally makes me laugh so hard it's not funny all right what do you think what's your guess i don't freaking know i'm gonna go with bananas are cheap right now no expensive okay expensive can you spit the answer out no for a five pack of bananas five pack of bananas you think seven seven bananas for a five pack of bananas it is one dollar oh my gosh i believe that they're practically free bananas are they literally pretty much hand them out for free at walmart stupid i was like one dollar for five bananas have you really overthought that i did she said it i was thinking like a dollar i don't know why i thought when i was going to pay for a five pack of bananas that it was going to be like five dollars why were you shopping for bananas i eat bananas now with honey on it like since when did we have to get so many cameras around my house like that's my question well what do you want to invite people over i know how to bypass that yeah i know how to make it that the the cameras will stay like they take a screenshot and it stays on that that that screen how do you do it well well you probably you probably are used to the ring app i have a different give me your stocks account i'll show you here's all you got to do listen this is coming from pros who have been caught by the cameras many times matt got caught literally lying to my mom on the camera while he was on the camera yeah and so did you okay so did you yeah um listen you take you go home and when your parents are gone they're already gone oh perfect you go home you wait till about i don't know five in the morning some random time that you wouldn't be awake yeah but my it shows when i'm it shows when a person's active you don't go to the cameras wait are they inside the home no they're outside right yeah then you go find your wi-fi router oh yeah and you unplug that why would you tell her this and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna die i don't know camera's down and then after the party's over you're like cameras back up your parents know you have this podcast and we'll watch the podcast and find out exactly what you did yeah this deep into it she probably watches like the beginning no she watches every episode before it goes out she watches it what are you kidding no are you kidding me we need a lot of protection after what kate said well uh and so does mikey and so does yeah my people wait my mom every episode i watch every episode too all of them no i watch every episode when they come i'm just kidding i don't know if she watches every episode well wait um i have a question what bank account do y'all use bank account uh 503 bank of america no i said west fargo that's not a bank that's a uh what the heck do you think it is then uh it's like an atm no we we we're with chase chase yeah wait hold on what do you think an atm is a money spitter router yeah so what do you think owns that atm the banks wells fargo well not not i mean there's a bank stop talking are you a bank of america yes do you think wells fargo is actually not a bank no i've never heard someone say they bank with wells insurance oh my god wells fargo is like the like the top three banks in the world all right are y'all excited to be number one ariana's they had a big scam though ariana's concert is coming out i'm so excited are y'all excited for i'm so excited for you yo y'all can watch on my tiktok live i will wait a minute who's concert ariana grande and you're gonna live stream the whole thing probably toy story five comes out this month i feel like it's not allowed can we all go together toy story five and can we dress up as a can i stop dropping like if you're ever on something five you're dragging it no it's gonna be so good you know who are we on like part five of like we are on episode like 300 right now no it's gonna be so good and we're gonna dress up as i think i will can i be bill peep woody and you can be buzz light you're like we did that one i think you and cash will have a great time and i think you should be the tablet a tablet yeah the tablet's a new character and i think you two should be slinky dog oh wait we already have the costume for y'all we already have all the costumes i just gotta get my costume you're i don't want to go with y'all sorry okay who's gonna be the butt i could be rex i could be rex who was the bud slinkly last time it was map i think no no i wasn't the butt no you were no you were definitely the butt i think you were no you were the bite no i think i was the butt because there was i had the whole thing down like the slinky thing yeah oh so you're the ugly head i can tell you right now look watch no wait you oh you guys nobody wants to go dressed up as the toy story bro i just want to watch in theaters the freaking lego stealing stuff that is my favorite series on youtube if you haven't watched it reckless ben might be my favorite youtuber of all time can i share my opinion on that oh no harper no you were the butt no was she actually she was the butt is that an opinion i hear you were the crapper oh my gosh am i gonna oh wow i used the wrong words for that sentence just now what'd you say i said i'd like to share my opinion yeah i wouldn't do that you're not allowed to yeah don't do that um yeah you be quiet listen um uh harper have you seen the lego oh my gosh man i'm not gonna shut up about no i don't know the lego sub i don't like legos i don't like to build them no it's it's it's so sad actually it's really good if you watch it you'll love it Have y'all watched The Crash? Yes. I'm so crazy. I'm so upset. I just want to talk about the Legos. Wait, I don't really care about the Legos, though. I didn't either, Harper, but it's kind of an interesting story. This guy stole $200,000 worth of Legos from an old man. From an elderly man. No. And it was his life savings. His life savings was in his vintage Star Wars Lego sets. The thing is, it's not even some guy stole them. It's a big company. A multi-million dollar corporation. Now, Reckless Ben is running from the law while he tries to take down. This is one of those stories that. It doesn't seem real. Well, no, you just don't. You can't say it in five minutes. Yeah, you don't get it unless you get it. So, unfortunately, it's not really like a podcast topic. Because, like, no one. If you haven't seen it, you're so. But just know this. I don't shop at Bricks and Minifigs anymore. And just know, if you are Bricks and Minifigs and you're watching this, we really don't like you here at the LOL Podcast. Wait, I would like to say something. Yeah, what if Reckless Ben is a liar this whole time? I would like to say something. What if we haven't seen the bright side? Because there are some. Like, some Bricks and Minifigs are. Franchises. Are owned. They're like Chick-fil-A's. Yeah, they're owned by individual people. Guys, no one knows what y'all are talking about. Okay, well. They're Lego stores. These Legos are. I didn't even know what Bricks and Minifigs was. If your mom or dad owns a Bricks and Minifigs, we do not hate you. Is what I was trying to say. Because he doesn't care about Legos. Yeah, well, Kate just said she hates Bricks and Minifigs. But if somebody's parent owns one of those buildings, we don't hate them. They didn't do anything at all. I don't hate you. Just go watch the Reckless Ben series. It's a great series. I just don't like the people that rob the elderly man. Man, it was crazy. You just gotta know that. Best YouTube video I've ever watched. Wait, wait, wait. We didn't even tell Harper what we were going to tell her last episode. But I really just have to unplug the Wi-Fi router. What is it? What were y'all telling me? Oh, it's bad. Listen, this was probably the darkest day of my life. It was a Sunday. And I didn't even know it was dark until it was way too dark to see. Happened on the Lord's Day. Oh, my gosh. On a Sunday. Harper, have you ever, like, just been going about life and something happens to you? And then later you find out that you were, like, being bullied or made fun of? Behind your back. And you didn't think, like, it was that important. Like, you didn't really think anything of it. And now that you know that, now you're terrified. You're really stressing the story, my guy. Your whole life has changed because someone just told you something. When all you had to do was not be told something. And you could have carried on your life and been a much happier person. But somebody shared something with you. And now you're freaked. Because you were so stupid, I had to tell you. You're stupid. You're stupid. All right, I'll start since I was the first witness to the story. No, no, no, I'll start. No, I'll start. I think I should start. I was the first witness. I should start. I should start. You weren't even here. No, but it all started with us. I saw it first. It started on a Sunday. And that's all I'm getting out of this so far. Kinsey and I had a bunch of girls come over because we were all going out for the night. And then they left. And then it is my turn. No, now it's my turn. It's my turn. Okay, yeah, you go, you go, you go. And then it's me. So Kinsey had a girl party, whatever. Over here. Girl party. Over here. Yes. Well, just for, like, everyone met at our house and we all got in the car and drove away together. Then. All the females leave the premise. And me and Maverick play video games all night long. Yes. Are we watching them? No. Our dogs are relatively well behaved, though. Three dogs. A wiener dog. What's yours again? A cocker spaniel. A cocker spaniel. And a German shirt hair porner. Did you just call her a shirt hair? Blame. Copper hunting Stella. That's who we're running around. A German shirt hair porner. And they're running around crazy. Me and Maverick are playing video games all night. We get off. I decide I'm gonna go play basketball. I walk downstairs. I see something on the rug. What time is it right now? It's probably, like, 8:00 p.m. But you're not sure what you see, right? Don't say what you see. Okay. Oh, what? Time in the story? Yeah. It was probably, like, 7:00, 8:00. Yeah. Okay. I walk downstairs. I look on the rug. I see something. Don't say what you see, though. I won't. I see something. I go, "Oh!" I turn my eyes. I protect myself. As long as. What do you see? It's bad. No. No. Just wait. Just wait. I see something bad. And I protect myself. I'm, like, "Ah! My innocence!" I turn. I grab my keys to my truck and my basketball, and I walk out the door, and I don't look back. No. No. I never. No. It's true. Why do you think it's happening? I never looked back. I think. No. Just. What the? Okay. I don't know about that. Honey and Stella are girls. What about the weird dog? He's, like, two inches off the ground. What's he gonna do? He's a puppy. Please. We have to pop up. He's a puppy. We gotta pop up a picture of these three dogs so you can see. Yeah. Yeah. So, these two are the. These two are the female dogs. And that's the male dog. Anyway. We didn't move on. No. Okay. No. They're not cracking. No one's cracking. No one's doing anything. All you gotta know is I'm blind now. Close my eyes. Grab my keys. I grab my basketball, and I walk out the door, and I don't turn back. So. No. And then I get home from basketball. Wait. No. No. Now it's my turn. I know. I know. But first, I get home from basketball. I walk in. The thing on the rug is gone. No. It's not. No. It's gone. It's not happening. I know. I know. That's all I see. Wait. Does it happen? That's after me, though. Are the dogs a part of this story? Kind of. Go ahead. Okay. I can't even recap it. It was Innocence once, too. Okay. It was Innocence. It's worse than me. Cash not only just completely leaves everything there. Everything that's happened in this room, he just walks away. He walks away and says nothing. Okay. He just walks out the house. Which is so crazy, by the way. No. Listen. Listen. That's what I mean. Wait. Matt told me this story. I'll tell my partner. I walk downstairs. What do you see? And I see Honey. Oh, no. What is she doing? Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. She's chewing on something. Okay. And at first, I think, oh, the dog's got in the trash. Wait. Honey was chewing? Listen. Listen. She's chewing on it. On a what? On a what? I thought it was just trash that got out. And then I'm like, what are you chewing on? And I walk up to her and she gets kind of scared and drops it and walks away. And I'm like, oh, my God. It's going to be like. Oh, my God. Can I take a guess? Yeah. Take a guess, Harper. What is that? Yeah. It's a bloody tampon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. And. And, Harper, it's everywhere. And it's huge. It's everywhere. It's swollen like this big. I don't know how she did that. Stop. Stop. Stop. And it's. And it's. I mean, it's red like his shirt the entire thing. Shut up. Shut up, dude. I'm like. I'm like, what the? I'm like, this is. What is that? I was like, before the girls left, they painted one of these things red because it looks so fake. And left it out to try to prank us that the dogs. My innocence would have been took into. Yeah. I'm looking at. I'm like. And I'm like this far away from this thing with my face. Not touching it. I'm just looking at it. I'm like. You got that close? I'm like. Is he real? Is it fake? It's fake. It's definitely fake. This looks so fake. So. Why would anybody paint a tampon? Just to be sure, I walk over and I grab a paper towel and I pick everything up and I throw it away. That's so gross. And I'm like. Okay. Well, it's not gross. And I sit there and I think. Stupid. They think that I would be fooled by that. They think. They think I would be fooled enough by that to pick that up and throw it away. And then I get home and I go. The girl's still in her home. I get back from basketball and Mav's upstairs like playing video games or whatever. I was like. Mav. And he's like. Yeah. And I was like. Did you see someone on the rug down here earlier? And he was like. Yeah. My question is. Why would you leave it? Like. Yes. That's what my question was. When Mav told me the story. I was like. I'm out of there. Why did Cash not pick it up? Gone. Why would you. Gone. Walk down and like. Look at that and be like. Okay. I'm going to. I didn't even know if I knew what I saw. 100%. That's so bad. I was so upset with you for a solid like. Me. 50 seconds. Yes. Because I was like. There's two girls that live in this house. One of them is married to Cash. And one of them is married to Mav. Okay. And only one of them. Can have one of those. No. No. No. But I knew there was a lot of girls over there. And I was like. I ain't taking any risk. I don't know anything. Yeah. But see. That. That didn't track in my head. That there was other girls here. And so. I was really upset with you. I don't know. To be honest. Kinsey. I didn't think anything. I just went. Where's my basketball? I'm gone. And anyways. I get home. And it's now gone. It's all cleaned up. And I was like. Mav. Did. Did you see something down here on the rug? And he was like. Oh. Can you believe the girls tried to prank us with that? And I was like. No. I didn't think it was a prank. And then I just kind of let it go. I was like. Maybe it was a prank. Okay. I don't really think it was a prank. Mav. But all right. If that's what you got to tell yourself to sleep at night. And Kate gets home. And I was like. I explained it to her. And I was like. That was real. Right? And she was like. That was 100% real. And. Were you on your period? Well. No. It wasn't mine. Oh. Really? There was a bunch of other girls here that night. She just didn't want to take credit for it. Oh. No. And then I was like. I freaked out. Why? Because I didn't use a napkin for all of it. No. I was complimented. You're lying. My hands. No. Maverick Baker. That is disgusting. I didn't know. I thought it was fake. You're lying. No. Go wash your hands. Right now. It's been like two weeks. I don't care. Go put bleach on them. I had it in my hands. You're like. Oh. This has to be fake. Crunching it around. He's like. This is Gatorade or something. I didn't know what I was holding. Can we talk. Like. Can we. I want it anymore. I do. That's so bad. Listen. We almost got worse than you later on. So it was fine. Wait. What happened to him? Don't tell that story. Hey. No. Actually. tell the story hold on no listen i i literally gripped a tampon oh my god stop saying bro and it was used okay so i think we can share whatever you're gonna share okay i know the story please don't share it okay i just talked about how i literally had a tampon a huge one i think it's i think in kinsey i think to you it's like a lot freakier and seems crazier just because you you don't get a period and neither do i so we should leave half the people who watch this don't so we need to not talk about it oh yeah they're fine yeah you think i don't i don't think okay i mean you should voluntarily leave i think i'm gonna leave for the last 10 minutes i'll leave too that's fine i'll tell harper okay i'll leave uh so wait is this after this is the episode over be view discretion is advised for this story view discretion is advised so hard that i am leaving and i'm not gonna hear it yeah rest in peace to our cameraman wait hold on is it ending after this story yeah cash i'm being serious if you were like a girl or a guy or anybody who doesn't want to hear about periods you should just leave now tell the story he can't leave it's okay no i'm so sorry no it's gotten got that wow this is your second getting got this week well first of all earlier they're literally they walked out of the house like i'm so sorry you can leave too if you'd like no he's fine anyways earlier this week one of the girls that was here is like just sitting on our couch and she was getting so sick and it was really just her and noah in here sick yeah and she gets up and she walks outside and she just throws up all in the yard and noah like saw her or like i don't know he somehow he knew and he was like i think he was scared that she was like actually contagious but she was just really like sick from her and she was like i don't know i don't know her period and she was like no i'm so sorry i promise i'm not sick it's just my period and it was like what did you say you were like oh it's okay or something like that oh uh you're fine anyways that's not what i was that's not what we're here to talk about her for so i thought i would be gosh this is so bad i thought that i would be uh what's it called when you're good for the for the world good for the planet i thought i would save planet earth i said you know what i'm just i i don't like using tampons oh yeah i know yeah yeah i was like i hate it every time i have to use them i'm just like oh it's annoying but i also don't like using i hate all the options so i was like you know what i'll try something new so i go and i buy myself a little menstrual cup oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh and listen i watched so many videos i talked to other girls how to do it and stuff yeah and so i was very confident in myself and i was like okay don't tell me it got lost no so this is literally yesterday i literally woke up yesterday i was like okay i can do it today i just started my period i was like it's the perfect day so i go into the bathroom and i like get it in like perfectly fine like everything's dandy no i'm telling you it was fine i'm sorry wait what is it the diva cup or like the actual circle with the plastic lining no that's like the cup not the plastic one the like cup oh my gosh yeah so you you like fold it in like that yeah you like fold it does it un like i'm confused on how like yeah it's supposed to not like go all the way like well it's not gonna it physically cannot go up all the way because like your your anatomy will stop it from getting lost like it will not get lost in you okay anyways so it's in there and I'm like okay this is fine and then I was thinking I was like there's no way this is like I was like how do I get this out of me I didn't think that far in advance I was not sure how I was gonna get it out and then I start to panic because like I had seen how people do it and how those cups work is it's inside and it's like literally like when it opens up it like essentially suck like there's like creates a suction so it doesn't like just like you know leak out yeah so to get it out you can't just pull it out because it's suction and it can hurt you you have to like kind of like break the seal so you have to push it a little bit to kind of break the seal and then you can pull it out push it more up no no you it's like if the cup's inside you you just kind of have to like push the bottom of the side of it yeah yeah just to break the seal so I was like I knew I had to do that and I was like hmm it's pretty high up there I don't know if I can do that and so I went out and I told cash I was like hey I I have it in but I don't know how I'm gonna get it out he was like you'll be fine and I was like no I'm being serious I don't think I can get it out he was like you'll figure it out I promise and I was like he was like I'm not doing that I was like I'm being so serious I might need help and he was like I will help you if you need it but you should go try to take it out now before it's like like two weeks yeah before it's been like hours in case he did have to help me I was like okay so I go in there and I'm in there for like 20 minutes like crying no I Harper I was the dogs are going crazy I was literally like crying so hard and cash is like outside the door and like he was I think he was gonna come in whenever I told him that I needed him but I was like I can do this like I can get it out but my issue was I like was literally like so scared to like yeah I was like so scared to hurt myself so I was like I can't do it and it took I'm not even joking I was in there for 30 minutes crying that's so scary it was my friend she also got the same thing happened to her yeah it's like I like wait like couldn't get it out yeah she couldn't get it out like she like it sucks into her and she like kept it in overnight oh I know like the thing about it next time I get my period I literally haven't gotten my period in nine months really oh wait no not nine months four months really I haven't got it gone like I like I why I haven't lost weight I'm not that stressed yeah I don't like crazily work out it's like gone huh I don't know where it went like where are you like I actually don't know like what happened I feel like it's also just because like sometimes when you're still young it can be really really irregular yeah anyways is that the end of the story yeah and I really I'm sorry that happened it's okay if you guys stay for this part of the episode this is the Harper and Kate pod you guys wanted to be a part of it yeah it wasn't even that bad of a story I'm confused I feel like it's no was it that bad of a story he said he said this yeah it's not that bad of a story it's just like you had no choice you had to stay it's just like I guess people are sensitive about talking about like periods I think it like freaks them out because they're not used to it yeah I don't know well anyways yeah well thank you guys for watching this episode we 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