341: Matt Calls Out Zane For His Unpaid Debt

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CT&C, you know, we feeling big over here and stuff. Okay, big time. Big time. You know what time it is. Big, big time. Okay, also, moment for the new vibe. New set. Thank you. Good job. Looks like you finished. We're very close to being finished. It's like 95% done. Describe to our listeners what this new kind of background is. Whoa. Oh, there it is. Whoa, we're looking at a pic right now, but Heath, describe it. My little workshop area that I used to film the podcast in, I had to move everything out of there, and it was just kind of in, like, the living room area while I was fully redoing my whole basement workshop. So for the last few months, I was, I ripped everything out, and then I built and framed walls around everything because it was just cinder blocks. So I framed everything, drywalled everything, ran electric, did all the ceiling lights. Power saw? Like. Oh, my gosh. Nonstop, yeah. Wait, was the wood paneling already in there, or did you install the wood paneling? No, I did everything, Matt. Here, let me show you. Just a quick. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, wow. That is so impressive. Oh, and Heath was telling us that when they bought this house, they didn't even count that as part of the house because it was incomplete. Yeah, so would you consider that, like, that's not a garage. That's, like, just a true basement within the basement. Like, storage room. Okay, Jared, I just sent you a video. You can see in that video where it's fully exposed on the right, so that you could see through to the back of the bathroom down here. So. Right where that purple sheet is, that's to the right of me right now. And then I am sitting up against that unfinished wall. Oh, it looks damn good. Wow, it came out of the way. That was with the ceiling and the lights done. Oh, you got a scripper pole. Yeah. That's amazing. That's crazy. It went from something out of Saw to, like, an actual. Which is lovely. So lovely. You know, we all love it. Big fan. It's coming along, though. Yeah, it looks really good. Good job. Thank you. Kind of reminds me of your old. The house. Do you get good ventilation down there? So I just had all the ductwork redone in here, and they're cutting little vents in it so I can have this fully aced. I used to have a mini split, but I moved that into the actual living area. Dad talk. I wouldn't understand. I know you speak in a different language about that life, but yeah, it looks good. Good job. Good job. Thank you. Thank you. I'm excited to finish it. I'm Matt. I'm surprised you weren't. You weren't at TNT's wedding, with all the weddings you go to. Taylor Swift's wedding? Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go to that. No, didn't get the invite with a thousand amount of people. Which is weird. But you know what? I probably could make it because, you know, 4th of July weekend is just big for my family. It's too high, you know, you can't miss that. It was at MSG, right? Which I did not know MSG was Madison Square Garden until this whole story came out. I've never heard it as MSG, I've always heard Madison Square Garden. You hear MSG and you're like, "Oh, Chinese food." No, but yeah, my mom's allergic to MSG, so in my head, it was like, "Oh, my mom can't go." Yeah, my mom definitely can't go to that. I still have not done a proper deep dive into everything. Do we even know what her dress looked like? Did it really happen? Is it confirmed or are we still speculating? It's definitely confirmed because people, like, the top celebrities were arriving at MSG. Well, damn. Oh, oh, those are definitely leaked pics. Those are leaked? A lot of the Google images did look fake, but okay. No, I thought that was AI. Well, then, damn, that's some good AI. If it is. That looks good. I thought a brilliant thing she did was all of the wedding invites and even, like, maybe the menu cards and stuff, watermarked with the guest's name on it. Yeah, really smart. So if you took a picture of any of your stationery that was related to the wedding, it would get leaked with your name. Which is so funny to me that, like, just knowing that she was making invitations with names watermarked on it, knowing that if anyone were to ever see any of those invitations, that they are not on good terms anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, if you see the name, that means Taylor does not fuck with them anymore because she leaked this shit. And you don't want to be hanging that invitation up at your fridge because friends will come over being like, "Ooh!" You know what? That's probably exactly what happened, too. It wasn't me. I just. Taylor, please. And the culprit, Ashish Ferguson, whoever that is, she leaked it. Or somebody leaked it of her invitation. Wait, there was a leak? Yeah, there was a leak. You didn't see the invitation? No. No. It was watermarked on there. "Pull up Ashish Ferguson Taylor invitation." There it is. No way. So if you zoom in on the invitation, you see that her name is watermarked all over the invitation. Damn. That's crazy. I love the invitation, "We're at a lake, but we're at MSG." By the way, also, you know what I would easily do if I was, like, Ashish Ferguson or somebody that was invited? Obviously, I would never. If I were to and I wanted to leak it, take a picture of it, fucking edit the name behind the watermark out, and then just redo it. You could easily edit that shit out. Yeah, right? Put that into chat GPT. I thought when I heard that she watermarked, I thought everything, even the words of the invitation, were all fucking carved into their name. You know what I mean? Like something where you cannot even edit it out. That you can easily fucking get around that, which I'm surprised that Taylor let that shit slip. and get some fucking insane editor. Also, there's no way that somebody took a photo like that on their phone, and that looks scammed. Digital, digital, digital invitation. They were all digital invitations. Oh, nothing was actually in print. No. Okay, that makes sense. Which I feel like. Risky getting in the mail? No, I know that, but I feel like it's more secure. Like, it's easier to share a digital invite than a paper invite, right? Like, you can take a picture of it, but still, it's like. Right. It's still a picture of an invitation, which is not going to look that great. I hope she had a good time. I'm sure she did. 1,000 people, though, at a wedding? That's like. You're not going to get around to all of them. Is it true that she did it there because it's, like, the most secure venue? Yes, and no drones as well, so no one can, like, see what's happening from above. Is it because it's closed? Yes. Boy, you think MSG is, like, a ballpark? Dude, I've never been there. I wouldn't know. I don't even know what it looks like. It's the big Madison Square Garden pin station. I know what it looks like inside, but, okay. Yeah, it's like that. Got it, got it, okay. Yeah, I've never been there. I've never seen it. All right, well, I mean, I guess that makes sense, right? Because a lot of people were like, oh, that's tacky. Why would you have it in there? And for sure, I thought it was tacky, too. I was like, that's crazy. Why would she do it in a beautiful fucking landscaped in the middle of nowhere? But it's because it's easier to figure that out than to get into this stadium. I mean, but also at the same time, it's basically all the same guests that were at the white party, and that was just at a house. Wait, I'm confused. What do you mean by that, though? Like, I feel like it could have been at like a venue or something. Like, because if that guy could have a white party with all those celebrities. I think there's a difference between like celebrity fans like showing up to a party and Taylor Swift fans. Like, Taylor Swift fans are absolutely batshit. Like, they will do whatever they need. They were standing outside of the MSG. Waiting for the for the food that they didn't eat for the leftovers going through the trash. Yeah, no, dude, the trucks are coming. Like, we'll take whatever a fucking huge horde of people and they're being thrown fucking leftovers from the wedding and they were freaking out. You're not getting that shit at Michael Rubin's party. Yeah, there was like a mom that drove. I think it was like 12 hours with her daughter. Insane. And they were interviewing her and they were like, is this for you or the daughter? And she's like, this is for me. She doesn't even really care about Taylor Swift. But like one day she can look back and be like, we were there. I'm like, that's you. But you weren't. But you weren't. You weren't. It's crazy. That's insane. But yeah, after I saw that, it like hit me. It's like, oh, that's why. Blake Lively is probably there going like, Taylor. Apparently she was not invited at the wedding. She just wasn't at the wedding. You don't know if she was invited or not. But then apparently I thought I saw some little TikTok that was this little hot gossip scoop where like a couple months ago, the press picked up that, oh, Blake Lively did receive an interview. An invitation. But she didn't show up to the wedding. But some people think that she like planted that out there. So Taylor would see it and be like, oh, God, I should probably invite her. Really? Like to like make her have doubts being like, well, that's not true. Oh, maybe it slipped my mind. I don't know. I think that's what the hot gossip scoop was. Was that right, though? She was, she invited a thousand people. A thousand. That's what Patricia told me. That's no intimate wedding. You're inviting everybody you know. It's not like you're, oh, no, I only invited family. No, I only invited very, very close people, a thousand people, and you got like celebrity showing up, they're not. all close to you how do you not have just like a crazy aunt who's like already on facebook live going this is insane my nephew travis is getting married to the biggest pop star in the world oh i'm sure they dude can you imagine that like the t swift meetings that she's had with like all of kelsey's like family and relatives and friends we're just like y'all for the last time travis kelsey is just like hey guys look i know we all like to take pictures but this one you really gotta watch out like you can't do anything i i'm sure they had all of their phones locked down the entire time no you think that i don't think that i think that's almost like you think phones taken from them for entering the wedding yeah or putting those locked zipper bag things i could see that for the ceremony like at least every guest like had to get checked off that their phone had been like locked how does like someone go and go oh i didn't bring a phone have it on me i mean remy remy uh had little baggies for our phones but fuck you i brought my second phone i don't give a fuck oh yeah our i still i still took content i'm putting that content out first i don't give a fuck you did not bring a second phone yes i did i got i got four oh did she i got four phones i actually do have four phones that all work yeah no no well they don't work that i use it for film use it for different if i need different angles on the same shoot i'll do that do you know what kind of brilliant yeah it is very brilliant i want that you but i can't but i can't tell you how i got it because i don't want anything to happen like any reverse trap but what it's really sick verse it's really sick that i got it how i got it obviously i didn't say anything i'm gonna report it and i just hope they're not watching this but if you're watching this thank you i use all of them and i really appreciate it they're not sitting in my collecting dust like i'm actually using it for content that's good let's work together yeah apple gave me airpod maxes i thought for free but then they like followed up and goes can you sign this contract we're only giving them to you for a year i'm like what and you have to mail it back i don't want to use these at all like just knowing that like i'm having it's not my full property it's like a it felt like a rental you know what kind of cheap shit is that i have never heard of anything like that i know i fussed back and they said okay we'll just give them to you i was like that was not agreed upon for me attending this that i was signing up for a layaway yes oh i would never accept i'd be like pick this shit up right now i'm not and i'm not paying a return it either you guys got to pick there's no fucking a year and then they charge you for like damages like if it got scratched or lost it you're not a lamborghini you are you are headphones that's insane you especially especially something that you didn't ask for hey do you want these yeah sure all right well you got them for a year well i know i was like what i was upset that's funny i was upset but i mean we haven't heard anything oh let's run the intro yeah we should run that intro three two one welcome back to zany heath unfiltered taylor's taylor's edition taylor's version taylor's version so close so welcome back to zany heath unfiltered taylor's version i'm zane i'm heath i'm matt i'm jared and we are here again thank you so much for tuning in to another hope you're having a wonderful monday and tuesday thank you for being here can i confront you about something oh like this isn't that big of a deal is it about my ass this time no is it about my my forehead it's about money you owe money to someone and you've owed this for like three years and i was just informed about it oh my god and we want to do this on the podcast well you know what i put it down in my notes to bring it up wait is it a lot of money it's a couple hundred dollars oh oh oh my god you know what you owe you owe my brother money i owe your brother money for my bachelor party you never paid your portion wait shut up and i think because he venmo requested you but knowing you wait i swear i paid for no i didn't pay for anything no you did not and so i just wanted to remind you that the venmo request is so fair from my brother i knew and my brother was like but i feel bad i'm like don't feel bad oh my no no don't feel bad you don't have to do it right now just remember no you should do it now before you forget again yeah but the thing is i gotta do it now because then nobody will ever think that i paid him back if i do it right now and they hear that i just don't want to waste their time i'll do it after i'll do it after but no no no oh my god tom i'm so sorry that's insane you know what good thing you called me out on the podcast i appreciate that yeah no that's that's oh my god that's i i swear i thought i paid that i'm so sorry no it's all good kevin i'm sorry i don't know with inflation you know it's up to a thousand yeah that was a few years ago it's up to a thousand just a reminder oh yeah that is my fault and you know what i'm the same way as him though like if someone owed me money i just like i just wouldn't even text and this is the first you heard about it matt yes and i'm surprised my brother never like followed up more but i feel like he just felt embarrassed to like hit you up but then i think no oh my god i and you know what it is a like damn you're still thinking about that yeah and i would have never judged it but like no yeah it is so long now where it's like i mean that it doesn't even matter anymore i think it also my brother in a way also forgot too that the debt was outstanding because we were in conversation with my one of my cousins talking about bachelor bachelorette stuff yeah and he was like oh i've been meaning to tell you say no money and that's how i mean i'll pay him back does he want a shout out for anything does he have a business yes he does good speech um everybody download good speech on the app store go to my brother's instagram he has a whole consulting firm i don't know if it's good speech.com good speech get consulted with a king oh that's good that's a good slogan why consult when you can consult with a king good speech.studio you've always wanted to have good speech zane so maybe well he doesn't owe me heath i owe him maybe you can support his business and pay for a class but the thing is that he can't teach me because i owe him so like i'm gonna have to pay him so you're right though i do need it's okay it's okay we're moving on we're moving on all right cool um thanks jared with for the inflation calculator yeah you gotta tack on about 33 why don't you drain me more that's funny that's funny looking for excitement chumba casino is here play anytime play anywhere play on the train play at the store play at home play when you're 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year uh we did nasa yeah okay sorry about your homework assignment you gave me in terms of setting it up we're all getting it together and shit so we do nasa we do star the side of the boat looks better than the front and but everyone dressed up as you know astronauts stars aliens uh rocket ships uh it was a really great turnout the best little thing though was i think the gold tin foil on the edge of the boat uh you'll see it in one of the videos where you pan by but it was a really nice touch because the theme this year was 250th anniversary of the united states we get out there on the boat parade everyone's looking patriotic to a way where we're like we're feeling kind of good because i feel like our boat theme was creative separately from everyone else i think all the other boats went full patriotic did anybody do what we said that somebody would do the on the picture of george washington yeah kind of but like didn't fully commit to like what uh washington crossing the delaware no one was like fully committed to that but some boats like yeah definitely had like a george washington in the front leading it that was a really good thing because it was a really good that's what the boat looked like from the side you know who did commit to that though heath jake paul yeah oh my god did you see that that looked insane that was crazy yo he low-key killed the yo i thought it was he ate that shit up i thought it was ai when i watched it was like oh this is 100 ai ai's getting real good yeah he's wake surfing in his two jet skis in the background just fireworks popping off in the back oh but that is bro i've that is america and that's it's too good that's good and you definitely don't know what you're talking about because you're talking about definitely like and he didn't wipe out on that first try you know i know he's jake paul he's an athlete you think he would post it if he got dressed someone there has like a whole rack for like him to dry off and get that over and over again yeah okay we'll continue sorry like so we get out there but the vibes are looking good for us to like kind of win we're having fun okay and we do our whole lap around the lake and then we come back to the end we're kind of everyone goes their separate ways one of the boats behind us we start noticing there's commotion or one of my cousins jake in the back of the boat and we're like oh my god we're like oh my god we're like yo i think these guys are getting into a fight and we turn around and we're like goes where we're like wait what going we see these guys tussling like just like pushing each other and shoving and we're all like wait is it in the fight is kind of going on for like 20 30 seconds to the point where we're like i don't know maybe it's gonna settle out i don't know and then we're like wait guys no no no look look look and then so let's run the clip look at the guy in the green so these that's wild boom that's wild gets tossed overboard and we're all like oh damn world star this is crazy we can't believe this because this is so unlike anything to happen you don't see you don't see that happen a lot maybe they were being patriotic they were representing the united states so we're like what went down on this pontoon like what were they arguing about were they arguing about the moon landing or something because they're looking over at our boat do we think conspiracy theory like theories can get very heated heath and i have gotten some heated arguments before also i'll say their boat looks a little bit more french than american that's i think someone bought the france flag the side is a little bit of french yeah that was kind of a fuck up there oh so i have run back pictures of this boat trying to figure out who this family was like were these guys brothers was one of them already drunk and started running their mouth do they have to live in this area to be a part of this uh like boat where you could be from anywhere good question i bet you would have to probably have your own place to be a part i guess anyone could join but if you're joining that means you'd have to go to the public dock get your boat in and then decorate it and then join the parade okay that sounds like a lot of shenanigans to just join publicly but i guess you could okay um and there's there's a poor kid oh on this uh boat as well oh i didn't even see that this isn't a group of friends this seems like family yeah no that i see family i don't see friends at all i see i see an uncle i see an auntie and then there's a guy sitting there where he's like it looks like he's like oh man this happens every year so all of us from witnessing it we we don't know if maybe the guy in the green was actually the good guy and was trying to separate another fight and the mean guy pushed him over or was the green guy out of line and he deserved to get pushed over there's never never any appropriate time to be pushing somebody off a boat like that unless they're being physically violent to somebody to either you or someone around you but yeah no i'm curious to also being that level of intoxicated also this is now 9 p.m at night he did look like he was being a little like like you see with it where's it in your face he's just yes moving shit around he's like get the fuck yeah screw you screw you just like how long is he in the water for so that's when it got like kind of scary because in that moment we're like oh shit we caught it on camera this is fucking crazy what a memory and they're like wait where is he and so then we like turned down like the music and stuff and it's just quiet and still and we are looking at this boat it's still kind of like oh maybe 50 yards away from us yeah and but because the way the pontoon's angled we still can't see him and we're worried he's not coming up yeah and we're like this is really bad yeah not on america's 250th birthday this is ruined the trip like this is gonna there's gonna be helicopters out here in a moment yeah then finally the boat kind of like angles up and we do see a head and we're like thank god because he could have hit his head you could have been hit by the propeller yeah it did look like the boat went over him like he fell and the boat kept moving this way over his body so that's why i was worried that he was just under the boat yeah it's it's so crazy like being pushed off a boat that's that takes a lot of like i know what did you do that's what i want to know what was said but that's why i think the guy who pushed him was more drunk than the guy who got pushed yeah whatever no matter what was said throwing somebody off of a boat is like crazy you're the you're the one that has issues yes i agree i agree so that's where i rest my case where the guy who pushed the guy off the boat was more out of line than the guy who got pushed do you see nobody reacted to it at all i know the entire boat is just kind of like not one i don't even think they realize that the he's overboard norm it must be in that cottage this happens all the time this is nothing new and then all the families on the lake will remember like they know what house they live at they're just like oh yeah that's why i've been trying to like post i posted all my stories i'm like rose lake locals anyone know the tea nothing has come forward on my end maybe i'll eventually get updates because i told my aunt because my aunt's up there all the time she's gonna ask around oh she's gonna find out she's gonna figure it out for sure and then next time i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be next year i'm sure you'll get an answer by next year for sure people will talk this will get around town i did feel guilty upon filming this and posting it because i'm like is this like should you should you share a video of a fight um i would film it because i feel like everybody always films it's the it's the posting part that you always have to think about right i would post it as a close friend story first and then while that's up on close friend story it's getting engagement from i'm going i'm going to see if anybody that i know know these people because if there's somebody i know that knows these people it might be too close to home to be posting because i would just feel bad but the thing is we're at a parade you're at a public event you're at something that is meant for spectators that's true so this is not i understand i'm not at a restaurant and i see like a couple arguing and you're to whip out your phone and film them yeah or like you see uh people having a private argument i don't know i would never film that that's not private this is in the this is in the middle of the 250th america's birthday party yes so everybody's around everybody and he did that he did that because he wanted people to see that yeah he was it was a full spectacle it was a spectacle he wanted attention he knew that people were going to watch him push him and then and then right after so it's the end of the parade we see another pontoon boat and this pontoon boat i think missed the theme that this year was 250th oh no they were nightmare at roseland like written in blood on a flag they had jason freddy krueger and they had they had fake body bags on oh maybe i'll airdrop it to you because i missed the memo is there like a party full or like an invitation that people see to like hey just remember it's america's 250th birthday try to have try to go to the theme of that i think they just had all their halloween decorations and we're just like let's last minute i'm not buying new stuff but hold on i'll air drop you this because when you zoom in you're just like they just knew they weren't gonna win we just we're not gonna spend any more and then imagine if that poor guy drowned that family's sitting there in a pontoon boat with just like you'll so oh so my cousin's laughing and then i zoom in look they got a body bag and like blood hanging out on the side i think they took off their costumes because it was the end of turn the bone around it was just like what is that is that supposed to be guts and flesh like what's hanging off the boat yes i believe that is guts oh god like our blood and then a dead body bag oh you know what they should have done in the back of the boat somebody should have worn the jason mask and be like underwater like that i like that yeah because it kind of looks just like the lake that the movie so that's what went down at the parade we get home they announce on facebook and y'all i had kind of doubts though because there was one boat they did a declaration of independence like it was the we the people and the whole boat was the declaration and then if you're a hamilton fan they had king george in the back saying like you'll be back kind of a thing is there a um oh are you on facebook are you logged into facebook i think so go to rose lake is that where is that where they all post that facebook yeah that's where they announce it just had some awesome participants guys check out the boats this year make sure to engage so that was us like it that was us when we won best in show that was another one that was really good that's fun oh and then they did that oh that's sick wow that's actually really sick that was really impressive and so we had doubts where we thought they're gonna win but then they fucking announced it and we won and it's been six years yes oh you won that's amazing i don't know if you had seen my instagram story i don't think i saw the i saw the moment you won i saw everything else though oh okay i'll send that video oh i love this wait okay i kind of i kind of fuck with this any other year this boat should have won one for sure oh yeah the night see that oh you know they had fun just imagine that look on their face when they pull out into the water everybody's like super american 250 theme and they're just like yeah fuck there is this one couple on the lake they sit there with scorecards and so when you go by they'll give you like either like we got a nine when we went by we're like but i can't imagine someone goes by and they're like three okay so this is when my brother announced that uh all right ladies and gentlemen the results are in from the rose lake association the best in show this year and i'm pissed off i don't have my phone out but nasa and y'all say why people don't have culture look at that we were thrilled you know you know what i saw that you posted where i was just like you know every year you're out there in my head there's something that y'all just it's just why you guys going around for your for your uncle's um retirement retirement party going to every house and it was decorated in theme of a different part of his life i was like that's why yeah and it was like fully decked every house that you guys thought that was just friends and family around the and each one was yeah you could only join if you knew him during that chapter so he has a bunch of iu friends all of his college buddies were at one house and then they would come to columbus which is the first place well when i met him and came into the world they were living in columbus and then we go to pittsburgh then we go to australia i'm sure he felt very loved that it was beautiful and he had like speeches from like everyone in their life and then he would have videos of friends and family wishing him the best oh that's nice that's really great that's cute so we had a good time you guys really go all out on these would you say this is one of the one of your favorite holidays yes every year because of how many of you just gather together because we don't i don't see my cousins that often like we don't really do christmas together we don't do thanksgiving because as we all have like grow families and our marriages and stuff we can't make it work but fourth of july is just our one time we get together and we just go balls to the wall that's nice yeah that was my trip and the baseball game was good tyler reddick here from 2311 racing another checkered flag for the books time to celebrate with chumba jump in at chumbacasino.com let's chumba no purchase necessary btw group void were prohibited by law ctnc 21 plus sponsored by chumba casino how was yours did tony have a amazing fourth of july oh my gosh um we just did a little uh barbecue smash burger action here um hung out at the pool just kind of you know chilled relaxed and then um it's our first like fourth of july here so we didn't really know what to do but we heard about this one spot at crockett park that was like all out full day event there was like concerts like food trucks like this oh wow huge thing and the fireworks were gonna start at nine o'clock so we stayed up we waited until about like 8 15 and then drove over and dude the amount of people trying to get into this place was outrageous roads were shut down just into this park yes dude we couldn't even get within two and a half miles to get to this park and we were like dude we couldn't even get anywhere near it there's people walking in the street it turned into like one lane we just kept driving around trying to find a way to get in by the time we were like anywhere near close it was already like 9 15 it's going on and we're like oh my god it's like we're like all right we'll just go home so we just went back to the house and did some fireworks in the street and watch some stuff from the backyard and you know what i prefer street fireworks over sometimes the big stuff oh yeah i love just those like those are the ones that like just like just emit up like no i feel like i'm gonna rihanna video just like the dangerous ones we were no we were trying to do ones that were like tony appropriate right like we weren't going to be setting off like m80s just massive little sparklers so we we did like the last time we did the little ones that stay on the ground and kind of like spin and do little thingies we saw also keep in mind all of these are like eight-year-old fireworks that have just been in my parents like oh god so they're they're like all expired we're like we'll just see what happens so we did these little ones called zips and you light it and it spins on the ground and then just shoots up into the air and makes like a and we're like okay that was cute so we were like okay we'll just keep doing those then it wasn't like anything extreme we did a second one it stayed on the ground and didn't do anything we're like oh that was kind of weird all right we'll try a third one we set it off and it goes zoop ripped right across the street right at the front of the house we're like all right done we're done done that's a wrap but yeah dude expired fireworks so i dude all those videos you don't think that maybe maybe you shouldn't do expired fireworks it's just the first one we tried was like cute it went straight to the second was a dud the third shot right over and went to the house i'm like all right put it in reverse terry oh terry no did you see newport beach this year yes that was insane and i'll do it out like it was much worse than i thought out of much worse than these teenage takeovers yeah so bad i was going through the car because in my head i was like my parents would never if they found out that area at that age i'd have been grounded i've been grounded for months and 400 people got arrested it's so crazy to me how like this honestly like i knew like i knew like the kids were bad you know kids were bad like um uh like more recently i just didn't think it was this bad no it's it's getting out of hand it's like streamer behavior it's yes i think it's a what's the word an effect of it yeah it's this all the kids now are just like yo crazy shit crazy stuff because that's what like streamers when they're out in the field they just want like yeah i don't know it's happening and i'm sure you know what i'm sure there was a few a couple big streamers out there that could have possibly brought in like a large fucking group of people too it's good that they were prepared and also made like 400 arrests like how do you arrest a 400 people do you get a perimeter and it's like all of y'all are going to jail dude i think just every cop was there every cop within the span of like 70 miles was probably always there did they only arrest amount of people too there's thousands it's a bad little kids jam god can you imagine you just had a fret you like you knew someone who actually had a nice house on the beach you're like hey come down to newport we're gonna have a great time you're like sign me up sounds great you get there and it's just you can't fucking enjoy anything you know what though as a as a kid i do that looks lit no it does not no no like a little cool i mean they're like you know they're we've all had a moment in our life where you just wanted to be a little bad you want do you want a little action i'm just saying seeing a bunch of horses running around 400 people getting arrested fireworks that's just like the purge yeah i know it's just a little crazy and i'm not saying it's right i'm just saying yeah sometimes these kids just want a little bit of excitement i just want to know where the with these teenage takeovers because they're always running from something but i'm like what is the episode of like the moment i think they're just constantly running from officials yeah but they're all like running from explosions towards explosions and just like it's it's everywhere i did uh jared i did save a couple of my favorite firework videos that i saw from this year we have are you sure it's from this year i always see like older ones and i want to see i always want to see this this was my first time seeing this it reminded me of the video that matt had played of the the paratrooper or whatever coming in and getting stuck at the top of the building yeah that's new no yeah this one absolutely so cute right into the top did you hear what he did you hear what the song was playing too oh the prouds next dude when i saw i was like that is so bad i think he underestimated how big that flag was and i think it kind of got caught on the tree yeah you know that shit hurt speaking of stunts can we talk about what also happened on the empire state building yes those are what happened this couple who are what do you call them not free soloists but like their heart urban climates they climb shit and hang off buildings and stuff this daredevil couple angela nicolo and pardon me i don't know the girl's name are they russian i think so they're definitely from maybe the same place i mean that picture is sick and they climb up the empire state building at one point when they get to the top they kiss he proposes to her they keep climbing one what a rush that must be you know what i mean you are like after being proposed to still you want to get that high you want to keep going up they want to get high one more time and they're holding a giant like banner that says here can you go back to the picture yeah when the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace did noah centennial write that wait why no when he got his team choice award he's like it's not the power of love it's the power of power it's the power of not what you do with what you have but what you do with what you have for others bro that's literally me okay yeah it matters not what you've done but what you do with what you've done okay for others i think they i think they get a pass because they're like english i don't think is their first language so i think they get a pass they're probably honestly translating from their language which in their language probably makes sense but when you immediately translate to english maybe it like sounds funny and they're they're both hot it's they're hot i didn't even think what they look like oh yeah i just saw them and they're black that's yeah they're hot okay that picture goes hard as fuck though yeah that's crazy like come on and knowing you're both gonna get arrested after two yeah that's that's that's hot dude i wish you took a better picture of that fucking ring he i want to see you on top of the building i want to see you at the top of empire state building yeah standing in that elevator or they have this i mean how what's the punishment for something like that i mean it can't be that bad right did people see them going up like was it like film like holy shit somebody's climbing it right now they notice it and that's when the helicopters coming helicopters i have a funny hold on this is the audio from the first responders that were like in the helicopter going on over there two geniuses climb to the top of the empire state building the top of the spire that's new york that's awesome it's a little hot that's awesome just the beginning of this week it's not some worker changing a light is it nah it's a male female dressed in black they had some flag they were waving when they were up at the top And he just proposed to her. This is so good. This seems fake. It's so perfect, just what they're saying about it. I love the, ah, what's all the hoopla going on? He just proposed to her. Oh, that's sweet. They're both pretty hot. Yeah, it's like, they look like daredevils for sure. But this is, but okay, everyone like either loves it. I kind of think like, I hate it. Or I'm like, if everyone was doing this, we'd have a serious problem. Don't do stupid shit like this. This encourages other people to, this encourages other maniacs that want to feel rushed to climb up another building to propose to their girlfriend. Yeah, I can see why people. And the NYPD, those are hardworking people that are trying to keep that city safe. And you're doing something like really dangerous that now has to call a lot of attention to it. It makes people feel uncomfortable. Like, I just don't think like buildings are a place to be doing stunts, especially in New York City. They don't have them. It makes me. No buildings. Get rid of them. No more buildings for us. What kind of rubs me the wrong way is that it kind of feels like I'm sure they believe in the message that they, on the flag that they hung. But it also, it feels like a publicity stunt because they were the subjects of a Netflix documentary called Skywalkers, a love story. I saw that too. And then like the woman's father came out and was like, this couple, they're already married. Yeah. No, it's like, it's already, it's like, it comes across as like a big publicity stunt for them. I bet you, I bet you they wanted to promote the show. And Netflix was like, absolutely not. Do not put our fucking name anywhere on your little son because it's illegal. And they went and just did something to get people talking. And then naturally people will find that show. So Netflix is like, oh, I mean, that wasn't approved by us, but they're like this. Yeah. That brings people to watch our show. I don't think they're, you know. Well, them doing that, I don't know how to explain this. Performative? Is that performative? No, I don't think there's that many people that are wanting to do it. Right. So like them doing it, it's not like, oh, now all these people are going to do it. I literally don't think anybody wants to just go do that. Especially a couple, like someone who has like a couple who has that same interest into climbing up to the top of Empire. That's, I mean, that's, that's rare. But then like what? Like they just have to apply for a permit if they wanted to? Well, yeah. It's like when. Like Alex Honnold did the building. Alex Honnold did Taipei 101. Like, yes, that's, if it's a stage thing that's approved and like, yeah, you make it a stunt, but if you're doing this guerrilla type stunt, I'm not. The thing is that it's not as cool as this though. Yeah, you can get a permit for it, but like. Yeah. That's not cool. Being a daredevil in all black, holding a big flag that says whatever about love, just got proposed to. There's something magical. It's iconic. Yeah, it's, it's. They got a laundry list of charges though. Uh-oh. They're being charged with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, violation of local law, possession of burglar's tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass, and disorderly conduct. Because of what? The kiss? Exactly. It's all in the name of love though. Hello, it is Ryan. And we could all use an extra bright spot in our day, couldn't we? Just to make up for things like sitting in traffic, doing the dishes, counting your steps, you know, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big fan of Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has all your favorite social. Chumba Casino style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere with daily bonuses. So sign up now at ChumbaCasino.com. That's ChumbaCasino.com. VGW group void where prohibited by law. 21 plus terms and conditions apply. I have another love story for you and it's actually a Florida man love story. Ooh, let's hear it. I can't read. Okay. So I have a video for you guys to watch to go. Along with this, but I'm going to give you a quick little rundown, um, just so you know what's going on. So basically there's a cop in Florida that meets this lady at this kind of like event party premiere type thing for like a show. Right. And he absolutely falls head over heels with her a little bit creepy, like trying to get to know her, like asking for her name, Instagram. She was kind of like weirded out, but ended up giving, you know, her name. The, the cop does the most. Illegal thing you can do and searches her up on this database to find out like all the information about her, where her lit, like where she lives, what car she drives, everything. Oh God. And then he uses this AI thing that like works with cameras to be able to track wherever her license plate goes. Oh, you can do that. Yeah. I guess so. So then he tracks it. Like he's like watching her gets in his car, tracks her down, catches up to her on the highway. But he's doing all this. Illegal shit crossing over, cutting people off just to try to get up to her. All right, go ahead. Jared, play this videos that we sped up here. Show the cop Lamar Roman passing a dump truck in a no passing zone in his chase for the woman's vehicle. He passes another vehicle, nearly causing a head off collision with a white pickup truck. When he finally gets his cruiser directly behind hers, he flicks his sirens and lights on and pulls her over. Get your lady officer. According to court documents, after Lauren met the woman on the set who he cat called and harassed into giving him her full name and Instagram details, the cop illegally looked up her vehicle information on. David, a Florida Department of Motor Vehicles database for law enforcement so he could find out where she was at all times. Women told investigators that he saw the woman as a, quote, shiny thing and knew that using surveillance tools, a tracker was illegal. According to police records, he told investigators, quote, I knew that when I put her into David, I'm like, fuck, and that's why I stopped right there and nothing else. He investigated the woman, then used a powerful license plate tracking database to find her location and chase her down as seen in these videos for media obtained from Roman's police cruiser and court records. That's wild. He thought he was being like, OK, I mean, look, if this if this happened in a romcom, girls would be head over. Oh, my God, that is so cute. But when you see it in like a real time in real life, you're like, oh, that's bad. Yeah, that would be in like one of Alicia's smut books. Yes, he gets me. He stalked me and then he pulled me over. I absolutely loved it. He pulled me over and I pulled him in. If it wasn't if he hadn't had the history of like harassing her on the set of this like show. And there wasn't if it was just like, I got to find that girl. She was just the cutest girl ever. And like, all he had was just a name and then was like, I need to. Damn, he couldn't just hit a like he couldn't do like a tick tock. Do your thing type moment. Yeah, easily. And also, like, did she how did this even come up? Like, like after. Do you think she reported it? Like how? Definitely. She had to. She she reported. She was just like, oh, there's no way he stopped me. Yeah. And this is authentic. A hundred percent. It would be. Look. If they had a good moment at this party and they exchange information and he wanted to do something like real cute is like, oh, I want like a good like, you know, like we really like each other, you know, they like, yeah, he just wants to add a really funny story. Yeah. Like be like, oh, yeah, my dad was a cop and he fell in love with my mom, but like he didn't get her number. So he pulled her over. Yeah. But like he didn't tell her that you do it, but like he knew she liked him, too. Yes. Then it would be fine. But he he would still get in trouble. Right, bro. But then his like confession. I thought she I saw her as this shiny thing. I knew it was wrong. And then like, what? Yeah. Well, I mean, and he was like, oh, fuck. Like his the whole thing about being a cop is that when you have to give your statement of the sides of story that is in police training, you have to like remove personal bias. You have to be very factual. But he's just like, oh, yeah, I did. I was like, oh, fuck. And then, yeah, like probably shouldn't have done this. But, dude, she was this shiny thing, man. This isn't like a suspension. You get fired for this shit, right? Like this is you are. Definitely a liability. Probably also jail time. Yeah. It makes me even scared for her to now. I honestly genuinely didn't think it was that easy. I knew I knew cops had like info like that. I just didn't think any cop could go and access it. I thought you needed to go through an approval. You have to go through a certain company in order to obtain that information. I didn't think any cop could just go into the station and just look it up on their database like that. Yeah. I know shows. I know shows show that like shows will show. I'm going in but they show them also going into the room and looking outside to make sure no one's watching. So I thought there was a they show. Yo, I need a favor. Can you look this number up for me? Like a cop asking like a higher up person that is to be that to access. Yeah, but do that's a risk on them. You know, I would never do that for a fucking fellow officer. She likes you, right? Yeah. No, no, we actually we've been on a few dates. No, no. She would find this hilarious. All right, man, I guess. Was he like a dreamer? Like was he not a dreamer was he was he dreamy like was this guy like attractive. He's the he looks like the mugshot model. Maybe on a good day. No. Okay. I mean, she was a shiny piece. What does she look like then I'm gonna show her he was only on the job for a year. I saw a video of this cop and I don't know if it's new or old so I'll just like I don't even know if you need to look it up but maybe look it up as I'm explaining it a cop would know if it was like arrested this drunk woman and they're driving like he's taking her to jail and then the woman kind of like they start like hitting it off. Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about and then so he pulls over like turns off his body cam and everything gets in the back of the car to like have sex but the cop the cop car door like shuts and they both lock themselves in the cop car. So he then has to call another cop to come unlock the car the body cam was on and well the body cam. No. has been off. - No. the other cop so he's like what happened and he goes i'm opening it he goes well no she had trouble breathing and i went in the back here to make sure like she was okay and when i did that it's like you know when the kid's like mom i was uninstalling the virus i was uninstalling the virus i gotta see this video i have to see this video because i i've never seen this is this new or old okay oh yeah 2024 okay i haven't heard it though and i've never seen it so it's new to me san diego y'all are freaky no but the whole lead up to of the cop conversation with the body cam on before he shuts it off like she's getting all like flirty with him and he's like girl you better stop yes that's you see like to me it's like that's all recorded already you're you're already you're done the minute you turned it off after that conversation you're fucked like what like i don't understand the thought process behind because i think that if they think they get away with it no one's going to look at the body cam go back and look at it that's why they think like oh i can get away with this if not nothing bad goes down but i think it should be registered from the moment you have a person in your car and they should know like once you have someone under uh is fully detained okay i can't hear you now oh don't say that right now she said i'm dtf don't say that right now i said don't say it right now because everything's being recorded right now yes so again let's get down to business to defeat the oh yeah oh here it is 2 37 in the morning oh my god I was like I need to be sitting in a way where there is no question that i was not doing this in the back of the car let me turn my camera off they gotta stop doing this yeah let me turn this off real quick do you think that girl in the back of the car was there was I feel like she was had three different thought processes in her head right like in that moment she was like either just horny and she was just like anybody that was there she would have or she had this always had this fantasy to hook up with a cop or she was like i need to get out of this ticket that's what i think yeah a drunk decision to do that but being like if this is the last resort and i i don't want to go to jail it was a way to get out of it yeah definitely but do you think like right when the door do you think they still had sex like right when the door shut do you think he's like we have to stop i don't think he noticed it until it was done and then it was like all right let me let me no no yeah what did you think because we can you're hoarding i want to know how long he sat there trying to figure out how to get out before he made that call like dude you got to come get me out you know what's so crazy do you think he was trying to kick them why couldn't he just drop her off get her number and then and then meet up after it's so simple well the thing would be i guess his you know the heat of the moment whatever but like you would have to drop her off at jail she's gonna be in jail what oh he was gonna screw her and then take her to jail after oh well then that's the thing i think that that's what's so bad about it because there's no way that you detain somebody and then detain them and drop them off hey officer come here real quick um it shows that you picked her up um 20 minutes away from the station it took you an hour and a half to get here yes um can you can you imagine her being dropped off of the station after and she gets uh he like sends her off and she's just like i'll see you later yeah and then she's just gonna just go on with being her dress back down because that would have been evil though to her because she's like we just had sex he still took me in like what the and then she's at the station ah he me you know you know she was about to be like oh you're gonna you're still gonna take me in it'd be a shame if everybody there knows what just happened are you sure about that if i were to make a guess i don't think they did it in the car i think that door closed behind him he noticed and then he was just like oh i mean she just went let's have some fun she stuck out that stiletto he goes you did not just do that looks like we're both in this together aren't we officer oh my god dude i could see her imagine her being hired by like somebody to like we need like he needs to be fired like figure out a way she's just like okay i'm just gonna be drunk and then i'm gonna commit something he's gonna arrest me and i'm gonna and i got this and i'm gonna close that door because i know doors lock was she a raver why is she like what was the i just drunk i know but like where did he arrest her were they like was she out in the town downtown she is all respect she is dressed like a sex worker no i i that's what i'm saying i like i she looks like a raver like she looked like she was at a rave and i think san diego aren't they hot but she has furry pink boots can you imagine oh boy outside of a 7-eleven tyler reddick here from 2311 racing another checkered flag for the books time to celebrate with chumba jump in at chumbacasino.com let's jump no purchase necessary btw group void were prohibited by mom 21 plus sponsored by chumba casino oh it's our 7-eleven episode oh hey that's why oh my god this episode just comes out on patreon on 7-eleven so i thought the colors would be fun get your free slurpees guys yeah oh my when's the last time you got a free slurpee from there years years years is it worth it well it's just the line is outrageous no not all the time i've never been there where there was a line yeah i don't think i've ever seen a line in there because i think it happened so fast people can go get their service so quick yeah it's self-serve it's not like and there's so many 7-elevens it's not it's crazy and they give you like a dixie cup size like you know what guys i feel like people a lot of people still don't know about this i remember when i found this out like 10 years ago i was in shock and it was like and they had this for long before i found out so i feel like a lot of people just don't even know about this still what is your favorite slurpee flavor if you're going slurping um red cherry red oh yeah i'm a blue slurping i'm a little blue raspberry kind of guy i'm blue mountain dew confetti chill birthday cake wait is it cake flavored mountain dew i don't know about that i don't i with it i oh i know about that that sounds good i like it i think that's good oh my i want to try it do you remember when slurpee or 7-eleven was like bring whatever type of container you want yeah and people were bringing in like kiddie pools just like taking all the slurpee you just bringing in a camelback full of slurpee is that something that you would want to buy for your household like a slurpee machine no but no no you know that not like the big thing but you a slurpee machine girl there's so much maintenance no but you can make slurpees you can make mark frozen margarita okay frozen margarita it's a spinny thing right it's the machine where it's like yeah all right there is nothing wrong with having a little bit of slurping genuine that was is that something you would want to buy for you i wouldn't mind a pina colada machine but like i was thinking about your birthday gift i guess i'm thinking it's a full slurpee machine in your house that says slurpee it's got like six flavors yes no there'll be bugs up in there just stay it's just sticky everywhere oh you know what i want though i'd you know those big coke machines yeah like the bit like those where you get the freestyle freestyle yeah i would have one of those yeah but that's you'd have to have a room in the back full of all the little baggies and that like that's so much maintenance to like that is in the privacy of your own home even david's little does he still have the hawaiian punch thing he does but he does it's not active because that was getting sticky like that i don't trust the piping on that the moment the moment he like uh he showed us that in my head i was like get rid of it now like for the video it's funny but like you don't want to dehydrate it at his house like i don't want to be so dehydrated at his house like get rid of it now for the video it's funny but like you don't want to be so dehydrated at his house wait is it still there uh-uh okay i was about to say i was like i don't think i've noticed but he did that because mr deeds had that right yeah and mr it was something oh it's hawaiian punch yeah yeah it's good good stunt it's a good prank i would want like a good ice machine in my house like one that's like sonic ice with like circle ball circle ice my dad calls it bird ice because he feels like just the way it comes out it's just like oh when it's good it's good when it's crushed or like the circle ones little pebbles pebbles crushed but yeah pebble size like it's just like saline oh smaller than that the little pebbles that you like right it's like circle they look like little asteroids oh yeah though okay yeah actually that size that is a flex it look like sugar cubes and they're soft it doesn't hurt to bite them yeah yeah yeah yeah i with that doesn't remy have one yeah remy has one too yeah she has a little she has a little um have y'all been to remy's new house we're we're gonna be we're about to be fun where she's doing like a whole sleepover fun i'd like to see it and do people know where it is no no i don't even think people know where it is like area-wise i think she's very private about i don't want to respect that and i get respect if i if i was a girl i think i would be i would be way more like scared and more private about like where i live for sure don't go to people's houses i can't believe it's still a thing like there's times where like i'll be working at a out and like a family will drive by and their kid is like a little kid their parents will bring a little kid up to david's door no and i think that's insane as a parent as a parent like you think that's good to teach your kid that you can just do and also like you again you don't know anybody in the house like these are still strangers that all live in this right i think what are you doing you know like i don't know if they still do it but they you know hollywood they would sell star maps those are always hollywood homes no i think they're accurate but like you see people selling them on sides of streets so you can see where all the celebrities live yeah or then sometimes you'll see videos of you know the star tours is that their name yeah where they go around sometimes they'll be in front of a celebrity's house and there'll be some viral video of like aaron paul walks out and greets fans and stuff do you think you would do that it depends no i would not come out of my house and make it aware known that like oh i come out for these yeah hollywood tour buses that's still to me like to me this feels so old like i could see this us talking about this in 50 years going remember when this was a thing no you would get in a get in a bus and you would go to people's personal homes that are all mapped out and so i would come out and say hi everyone be like that's fucking insane and that should not be allowed and the fact that it's like a thing still to this day is so right it's not expected like celebrities they they still they get killed by people people find out where people live and they get killed and it's crazy that they don't learn they're just like oh we probably shouldn't have this anymore because it like incentivizes people to find out where people live yeah it's insane and a lot of times they're making it up too and i had a buddy who would drive people around and he'd be like oh that's tom cruise's car oh yeah that's so-and-so's house like just whenever he felt like there was a lull just trying to give him a good little tour yeah yeah oh those are those chateau mormont that's a big one i'm surprised they do they stop by there i mean you just drive by no i know but i'm surprised that they like do that as a stop because i feel like not a lot of people really know about that unless you're in la yeah oh yeah right after we finished recording last time i texted you guys yeah i saw walton goggins at the top of like mulholland drive like what do you mean oh just like driving past you know laurel canyon but he was just front of the line upper old canyon full convertible down just like probably chewing on nicorette just like being a walton goggins and i was just like damn there he is that's like that's like a that's a cool one to see i think when you're a celeb and you're like in a convertible like yeah you're just asking to be seen that's true they do want to be seen and if you ask for a selfie i think it's okay because you i feel like yeah you're in a convertible there's no privacy there are y'all convertible type guys no i don't my hair hot like my hair is all no i don't if i want to wear a hat i can't wear a hat it's just gonna blow out yeah and then you're gonna see the five hairs that i have left i just don't and i know what i know walton giggins has fucking hair i know don't have much hair left so i'm surprised he even likes that but he's he's bringing back receding hairlines man i did see a tiktok and someone was like it it might be coming back like the receding hairline it's a look man that's a hairline wow and it's what's crazy if you look at that the the picture that's opened up if you unfocus your eyes a bit it looks like a bald guy with something behind yeah he's standing in front of something he would look good bald he does look good yeah no that's that's why he pulls it off like anytime someone says oh no he looks good it's because he would look it's because they're good looking it's not how dense the hairline is once it reaches the end boom oh that's a bad pick the right down no no down to the left this one oh yeah sorry what am i doing this is mean tyler reddick here from 2311 racing another checkered flag for the books time to celebrate with chumba jump in at chumba casino.com let's chumba no purchase necessary btw group boy prohibited by law ctnc 21 plus sponsored by chumba casino have you seen the whole community the reddit community of uh men supporting other men to like just take the leap and shave yes their head it's such a beautiful community just shave it the thing is i would never because i know girls don't like it so that's why i'm not gonna do it i think we're such girls like bald guys they like bald guys who are good looking there it's a big difference true people love my dad bald because he looks good bald i have the head of a cone of an alien but a lot of times if like a bald head looks better than like a horribly receding hairline yes yes yes there's a point where you're hanging on to nothing and it's like in even don't fucking look at me like that no i know like that i know he's like hanging on to nothing he gave me the eyes saying i know you were a perfect candidate for the procedure like to me he looks good with a bald head like it looks so much better than than he looks so much younger yeah he looks younger right and even woman women that's it's bold it's you take some courage but like women with shaved heads looked a beautiful sometimes even better than with hair well i think some people's faces like especially like a woman looks incredible i think i think the woman that choose to be bald i think they i think most of them i think that they know they look really good they have a really good face a really good head because you know also females have like smaller heads so like a little bit more petite it feels it looks good it's crazy that it's not something you can just test like you don't know if you look good bald well you can maybe with ai you can just show me show me you don't you don't know what your head looks like right it's gonna it's gonna be a little ai's gonna be nice to you about the shape of your head they're gonna make it look good that's crazy look how much younger he looks if he would if he just shaved his head if george on seinfeld george costanza would have shaved his head yeah but that also added to his character just by being like you know but i'm gonna do a toupee i mean i already i refuse to be bald that's my hair right now oh my god go back but look look he shaves look how much better he looks too visual right now and you know what like ladies need us like stop making fun of us balding men it's who is making fun who is bullying you anyway not me not me not me i wear a hat a lot so you don't get to see it a lot but like the times that you do see you're like oh boy he's balding but i feel like that's like i feel like girls like to go straight for the they're just like okay you're balding in what comments like who's i want to know i see girls i see girls making fun of other guys you know when someone's making fun of somebody else that's something that you have yes you're just like oh i don't think making fun of people balding is like funny but it is funny the girls who would make fun of bald guys like friends from high school you check up and you're like oh who are they married to guys bald the granny they probably married him and he went bald but you're just like look at you with that bald man knowing that you would be a person who judge i'm not making fun that he's bald i'm making fun that you ended up with someone i also i don't need why am i pretending i can't i i don't i good good on you don't care i'm just like you know we're still podcasting you know i'm just like but i will i will get it you know what i did see a page of people getting toupees yes they're good but sometimes it does not look you gotta get a good one it doesn't look like their hair because they'll shave the top and they'll keep the sides and they'll put it on and it does not match the this is the exact page that i actually saw trust me zane i'm well versed this is the exact page i saw toupee queen i that it's just it's a little too it doesn't match it doesn't match with their hair and that's i have a hard time with that but it does i mean it does look good i mean and the guys that she's doing they have really really bad hair where it's like it's time like that guy right there you can't walk like that's tough oh like you need to you need to you need to you need to like you got he and he knew that like he's like i gotta do something about this see but this is a situation in which you shave your head it would look much better right i feel like me and him almost have the same head i would never like he needs hair he just needs hair like it's some people cannot go bald it just doesn't like it doesn't compliment them i want to be bald all around my head i don't want like a strip of hair that i'm always having to shave and stuff where you can tell that i you know i want to be just fully bald we actually have the same like i want to be mr clean polish that shit yeah because mr clint was he a genie he always had this i mean a clean he had magic he had an earring i think and he's always just like was it right or left ear oh the genie in the aladdin had it on the wrong well he's got it in his left ear he was he is a genie he is a genie because he has that magic kind of like dust behind which which ear is the the right you put a right uh on your right ear and that lets people know that you are gay when you put on your right ear yes but when you put on your left ear i'm straight but i have an earring yes and if you have it in both ears you go both ways i don't know any gay guys going around going oh i'm getting an ear pierced on the gay i think it was like an old old old thing it's a homophobic playground on the gay ear yeah because i'm gay if you're gay please drop in the comments are people still doing that i would love to know i remember i got told as a kid i used to wear my watch on my right hand and then a kid on the playground was just he was like he's like that means you're gay and where is he now gay as hell there we go i hated the one where it's like look at your nails and if you did yeah yeah oh well i remember i got that one right and then it goes look at the bottom of your shoe and straight guys are supposed to do like this what do girls do and i did this that one's a little bit more obvious I did this and they were like, dang. And I was like, God. I never forgot it. And I feel like the people that do that to other people, they got caught doing the wrong one. Right. I have that. Like I, to me, that says that you got caught doing the wrong. So you need to make up for it by trying to catch as many people as possible. Okay. Guys say what? That's really good. Oh, killed me. Killed me. I don't think girls do that. I feel like girls would also do this. Maybe. I don't, I think most people would do that. It's just, it looks more feminine. I, well, I think I'm just tall. It's a lot of work. You're back. You know, watch out. Wow. Well, we ended on a magical note. Thank you, Mr. Genie. Oh, nice. Uh, all right, guys, thank you so much for tuning into another episode. You can check out these episodes every Monday on audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com slash Zane. Yes. Also make sure to check out our Patreon, patreon.com slash Zane and Heath. We keep these cameras rolling. 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