Matan Reveals His Terrifying Secret Views on Epstein...

Hey, guys, if you're not following me on Spotify, please hit that follow button and leave a five-star review. They're both a huge, huge help. Thank you. It was very interesting that he said his one time in Israel he played against the head of Masad. That was enlightening for me. Even more interesting, he said that he took the one free day he had and he went to the The Whaling Wall. Have you ever been there? No. Why not? Why haven't I been to The Whaling Wall? Yeah, you're Jewish, you're supposed to go. No, I'm German. What are you doing? You look like a skateboarder. You look like the guy that Conor McGregor was insulting for like a 40-year-old retired skateboarder. That means you can't pinpoint me. I can. Guess my ethnicity. There's like 10% in there that I don't even know. I was just going to say white. You're asking me to guess what type of white because you're clearly just white. But emanating from where? Give me a hint. I don't think I really had any family whatsoever in the tree here before the year 19. Or maybe like 1890. In America? Yeah, in America. I don't know. I just wanted immigrants. I would have said Italian, but obviously that doesn't seem likely after that. Well, you know, the Italian face didn't happen for sure, but I got the half Italian half Irish. So I was right. Yeah. I was actually about to say Irish after that guess. Yeah, I got the Irish looks. Yeah, so what do you mean I can't pinpoint you? I just did it perfectly. Yeah, but you didn't before I had to give you a bunch of hints. A bunch of hints like what? A bunch of hints that actually make you shouldn't have to give someone who has a lot of you for any hints. You started giving me hints. Yeah, but I felt bad for you because you were way off. I was way off. You said Italian. No, that was before. What did I say before white? Before that even. And what did I say then? skateboarder. You look like one. I didn't say you were one. I said, you look like the guy that corner McGregor insulted. Which guy was that? He's insulting. Look up 40-year-old retired skateboard. 40-year-old retired skateboard. Is this Tony Hawk? No. No. You know Tony Hawk, right? Yeah, I met him. How's he? Nice guy. Did I guy? Yeah. This guy? Doesn't you don't you look kind of like him? Yeah, I could see it. That's the first, I don't know who it is, but yeah, I can see that. I believe that's your eye of favor. Yeah, I like fitted hats though. That's the difference, unless I'm wearing a forward. If I'm wearing a forward hat, I won't wear a fitted sometimes. I like fitted hats. Yeah, but you know that you look exactly like him, right? I think I look similar. Yeah, I think that's a good. You look a lot more like him than I look like Epstein. I don't know about that. I don't even think I look like Epstein. He never thought it even so when you were talking to Bobby Jewish. Who is this guy? He's a UFC. I don't know if he was a champ. I think you might have been a champ. Right. So you really think Palm Beach Pete is Epstein? Yeah, I think so. I think it's likely. It's a great trick he's doing. How are the teeth looking with him? Oh, I thought you said I was something on my mind. No, no, you're good. You're clean. You got a lot of lice all your clean. But like you ever seen people break down like his teeth and Epstein's teeth? Yeah, I don't really think that means anything. I did see a video where they say they look similar. But to me, that's almost irrelevant because an operation that big or Epstein is coming back is like a planted meme. You'd think that he would consider making the teeth look different if he thought that was an important factor. All right. So this is just me. But like if I went, let's say I were Jeffrey Epstein back in the year 2019 and I had to go get like a face transplant. You know, we're going to fake my death and all that. I would definitely not that I know how face transplant surgery. Face transplant. I don't think that's a thing. But like I hear it's a thing with the elites and you never know these days. But if I were going to do schizophrenic, so you believe anything you hear from like the crazy idiots. You have a show on face transplant. Hold on a minute. What are you an idiot? Because you think Palm Beach Pete is Epstein, which would require him to have had a face transplant. Well, because he has the same plan with your hypothetical. It's not the same face. What do you mean it's why are you talking now? Can we pull off face transplant in plant what the same face? What are you talking about? That's my point. I would have gone there and said make me Asian. Make me something totally fucking different. I don't think a face transplant exists. You would have said hey, insert me into a video game. You never seen the movie face off. That was back. Exactly the same. What do you mean a face transplant? They're similar. They're not the same. They're identical. They're not identical. That's just dude. That's just him when he's older. What's that photo from of Epstein? Like that's an older photo of him when it and when they claim he died. The latest to even be from is like 2019. That looks exactly like that guy. But like years older, which is exactly ever seen Jeffrey Epstein's gums and teeth. No, I wouldn't recommend it, but they're way different than I see it. Can I see it? Yeah, can we do Jeffrey Epstein smiling? Okay. Also the way that the eyes sit. Way softer. He's older. He's older. Now that's it. Now that's it. That's a pretty fucking cool teeth. That's a mean. Those are means type in Epstein Trump 1992. Did you ever meet Donald back in the day with Jeff? You never did. Back in the day. Yeah. Even if I was related to Epstein, like your joke is implying, how old do you think I am? I'm 19 years old. Yeah. 1992. You know, you're born in '07. That's 15 years before I was even born. Right. Well, this is before. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. They're a lot younger here. I don't know if I can see it on the video. You can see him smile. His teeth are very small. And he's got like big gums and a face transplant teeth and reconstruction. You can't actually exist. But it's very difficult. And that's a truth, by the way. That's not just some crazy shit you heard from a schizophrenic guest you had on. The things there either being gang stalked because they were in the FBI, which they weren't. Who was that? I don't know. Probably like half of your guests. Half of my guests. They thought they were in the FBI. And they think now they're being gang stalked. I don't think I've ever had anyone actually like accused that of happening. That's the first. You're the first guest to bring that up. What is get? What is gang stalking? That's just the production notes. It's like the quality of water. I didn't put lice oil on there. You had to write that on a note pad to get you coffee and water? Yes, it's like a little checklist just to make sure we got everything or the cameras turned on. Are they in right focus? No, they're not. We're going to have to go fix that because now he took out to make that like F six or something. That's like a little close for people. Don't don't implant your bugs in there. Is he really going to turn this off? Like I'm waiting for it to go black because he just did something to it. What's crazy is you walked through the door and you were the nicest guy. And then you said, can I go take a shit in five minutes later? You walk out with lice oil with this like, you know, Kim Jong-un looked in. No, I wasn't. I was just peeing, but then I looked and I was like, these guys all these items that I was like, right? That's right. So if some happens, someone can spray it without being embarrassed. And now they can. If one of your guys takes a shit and it like goes upper decker and all that, they got nothing to clean it up with. Thanks to you. I much prefer they shit all over your bathroom. You think I prefer they make your bathroom smell good? If I could convince them to do it, which I probably could and you just gave me a great idea. I thought you were a nice guy. You should apologize to the next guest show. I hope that I clean it up before they come. I'm going to have them shit on the floor in the bathroom. That's actually a great prank idea. So like, did you just sit in your house one day and look for fashion influence and like pull up a bunch of pictures and land on Kim Jong-un and say, you know what? Maybe not the hairstyle, but that's the look. No, you know, I just, I had this suit and you know, I grew up in the projects. You grew up in the projects. I don't even know what the projects are. So I can't really continue that. Okay. So that was a lie. Yeah. That line of lying isn't going to get very far. Right. I don't even know where the projects are located. Or if the projects are just an idea of a poor place, which is that what it is? No, they're like a real place. You look like you there. You definitely don't know what the projects are. I did not grow up in the projects. So no, I do not know what that is. You think you're better than me because I didn't grow up or what am I talking about? Well, where were we talking about? I don't know better than you. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. I invited you here. After you asked to come on, I already got rid of that coffee. That's the wasted one. Yeah, it's already done. It's already, it already has one on it. It's hidden away. I put it in the compartment so you can't get it. Am I getting close? You're getting a little too close to the board. And if you wet it, you got to buy it. What board, the roadcaster? Yeah. I don't think that's a roadcaster board. That's a pretty penny. They're like 400 bucks, no. I remember what it is, actually. We bought everything all at once last summer, me and Dave. You took out a loan? No, but they actually, they ideed me at B&H. They pulled security in. They're like, there's no way this fucking guy is buying all that wood. You bought it at B&H? Yeah. You're a fool. You should have bought it from Amazon. And then bought a bunch of broken ones or just found broken ones and then returning them to Amazon. No. That's what I did. That's what you did. How did you think my production quality got so much better in the last two years? Because I stole from Amazon. I stole from Amazon. That's the whole point. You should see how it was at the beginning. The camera's barely even. Yeah, they were out of focus. They were like 360 at the beginning. Yeah. Now they're 1080. That's good. Now they're 1080 at least. But don't go too far because that's like the stick. The stick is like, it's like far away. Well, I'm not playing a character or doing a stick. So whatever you're talking. You're talking playing a character. You think I'm playing a character? I think you're playing a character. No. I hope you're playing one. or you're fucked, why am I fucked? I'll leave it at that. You can't just say something like that and leave it at that if you're gonna insult me. I can't. It's intriguing. If he asks you the reason why the insult is like so obvious to understand that it's like me continuing forward just makes it less funny. That's why did I have to explain that to you with that funny? I'll punish your guy over there with what? I saw him. He was dirty. He needed it. What he is insulting you on his show that gets at least a hundred viewers. At least a hundred, yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do with that plunger? I literally just had to use that the other day. That's not a plunger. That is a plunger. That's something on the floor I found in the bathroom next to the toilet. I'll tell you what? Why don't you check out the bottom of that right there. I'm not going to touch the bottom. Do you think I touched the bottom when I brought it here? I think it might have. No. I like that shitting on the floor idea when I go on somebody's show though. That was great. Do I have to credit you for that? No, you can credit the massage. That's what they do. You're the massage? I'm not the massage. But you're the guy who always is interviewing like the crazy schizophrenic people. Like who? I don't know. Can we pull up? I don't know. You get you get guests from me so. I get guests from you? What does that mean? It means people are on my show and then somehow they show up on the time show. You're saying you booked me guests? I'm saying, you know, you're looking at the guest list and you're booking them. I'm not booking them for you. We never talked about booking you a guest. So what, what even are you implying that I see guests on the show? I'm just implying that maybe some of the same like people that you're implying are skits. So you actually then selfishly bring on your show and claim they're not skits up. No, no. I'll bring them on my show and then think they're skits so and then make them real crazy. Make them real crazy. You're interacting with them like they're normal. They aren't them because they're not skits. Anyways, let's move on. You want to move on? Yeah, we're just talking about what are you moving on to fucking shampoo now? Is that, yeah. Yeah, that's a purple heart. I was given to me by a World War II veteran. What? He's dead now. I'm just sprayed on it. What is the purple heart right there? It's a purple because he's not working anymore. He's hard. Now he earned it in Germany, actually. Fighting the Germans. That's right. Well, fuck him then. Maybe that's a little far. I was going to say he's dead. Are you joking though? I feel like you're kidding. I'm not kidding. He died. He died in the Germans here. No, he died earlier this year. At age one, I think. And why would he give you his purple heart? It's a it's not the actual one. It's okay. Well, now I don't care anymore. It's it. Give you a replica. Give like a fake gold piece of shit right there. It smells good now. I have also things from people who died. Like what? Just like couches that they left outside their house. Couch. Did they leave them there? Is that where they lived? What would they have no use for them? And when you leave a couch outside your house, the general ideas that somebody can come take it. How would I know that? How would I know something like that? If it's a friend, that happens sometimes, you know. If it was a friend, I wouldn't have to get the couch from outside the house. I'd go in the house and take what's mine. So you look for couches on the street. That's sometimes I'll come by them. And if the couch looks nice and doesn't have that many bugs on it, I'll take it. Right. But what makes it couch look nice on the street? If it looks like I could maybe resell it. resell it. Maybe there's a funny lamp on Amazon. On Amazon. Yes. Don't you have to pass like certain standards there with like, couches to actually be able to sell it? I feel like they don't want musty like street couches. No. I'll get you some bad reviews. Okay. So what? I saw people with this guy explained, she goes on Amazon. He sells somebody a camera. He doesn't have the camera. He then messages the guy who paid $6,000 for a camera. He says the camera has been delayed. Sorry about that. You can either cancel the order or I'll give you $500 gift card while we wait. He then gives him a $500 gift card. He delays it again. Pass 60 days. He gets the money into his account. He's in a different country. He shuts the account down to a $6,000 for $500. That's what you're trying to do. And the only guy who loses money is Amazon because the guy will get his money back from Amazon. So that guy just effectively stole six grand from Amazon five and a half really. And actually six grand. Okay. Did you hear what I just described? It's beyond morally okay. It's like, it's like dancing great. I don't even know how dancing great. It's amazing. It's exciting. Yeah. One of if not the most common DMs I get on Instagram are many of you asking me what my favorite books are. Well, today's your lucky day because if you use the link in my description below to join my newsletter, I'm going to give you my top 10 book recommendations right now. Also, if you'd like to join my clipping community for a chance to make money producing content from the show, you can do so via the discord link in my description below. And finally, you can join my Patreon for early uncensored releases of the full episodes via the Patreon link in my description below. As always, please take one second to hit that subscribe button. If you haven't already, I really appreciate that. Also, the like button's a big help and you can join my newsletter via the link in the description below. Imagine the rush you would have after just fleecing Amazon for six grand. It's like you take it right out of Jeff Bezos mouth. Yeah, and he doesn't need it. He doesn't need it. You're right. Yeah, but he does need cranes to get furniture into his house. I don't think he's getting the street couches though. Exactly. Yeah. Well, that's just because he has so much money that he know, oh, wow, look what happened to his shirt. Yeah, you ruined it. It literally has shit stains on it. Yeah, pull that in. This was a black shirt. Can you get that? You sprayed lice all on it. And now it has shit stains on it. Like he pooped himself. Yeah, yeah, grab that right there. Yeah, we're gonna wait. We'll figure it out. I hope deep-nose the said it. I feel bad. No, I didn't mean to ruin your shirt. No, it's okay. But now he is already black. So now he can get paid for being here today. Look at that. He solved the problem. You're gonna buy him a new one? No, you just said you are. So he's getting paid. He'd not really stain it like that. Yes, yes, it's all purpose cleaner. And sometimes the cleaner goes the other way. It's like a, you know, yeah, it's, yeah, when it comes to cleaning, it's bisexual through shit himself away from me. Yeah, I just shit myself on my arm. That's right. Yeah, you're an idiot. He's actually the editor. How do you even manage to do that? You weirdo? I don't know. I surprise myself. You're the editor who does other stuff besides editing, but only gets paid for editing. It sounds like a pretty bad job. I give him a lot of raises. How much do you pay him for editing? Don't worry about it. I'm worried about it. I'm actually very concerned. A lot of money. Well, you, yeah, he's getting a new shirt because I ruined yours. Does he look like he's missing any meals? No, that's right. You see how fucking many fat homeless people there are? Well, you got a really skinny crackhead homeless guy out there. Yeah, there's skinny ones too, but I don't think the concern with homeless people is food. That's why whenever they ask for money for food, they're either lying and they wanted for drugs or I just don't care because they just don't care. You just walk right by. You could go to 7/11 right now and get two donors for two dollars and a big goal for 59 cents. Right. So do you want to get that like 900 calories for two dollars 50? That's right. Okay. And then realistically, you could just keep refilling the big goal. That's right. We're the first society. As far as I know, maybe someone out there can correct me in human history where we have a problem with obesity in like the less money you have. Yeah. Kind of crazy. You think that's the plan? Well, you were saying that is to represent that you pay them enough and now you've proven that you don't. But I know he eats premium foods. Where's the most expensive food? It's like that healthy bullshit from Aeroan. Right. And that's what he eats a lot. Clearly he's not eating that. Clearly he's eating the cheap shit from McDonald's. No, he just, he's got a big appetite, you know? He's just eating some kind of healthy food. Yeah. You have enough of those protein bars, bro. You can be shitting for days and, you know, it still stays in your system. That doesn't look like he's eating protein bars. He's like, listen, you can, you can throw around some weight. Why did you buy him? Why did you bring him? Duncan donuts? No, that's just coffee. There was no food product there. I'm sure. Yeah. Look, it's all for you now. Has Lysol in it. Thanks to you. Anyways, we'll move on. I don't want to, I don't like doing fat shaming on your producer. We'll move on. That's okay. I feel bad. I don't know him well enough to do this. And you're in a position of power over him and it's not enough to spray him with Lysol. Yes, sir. Well, I didn't know he was going to ruin his shirt. And by the way, it's even more uncomfortable because you're in a position of power over him. He's entire lively, who depends on you. You, is he going to confront you? He's going to tell you after the show, like, hey, man, I didn't really like that you made fat jokes about me on that show we did. No, then he's a sweetheart. He can take it. Yeah, no, that's great. That's right. I feel so bad for this. He's, he has produced two podcasts as a fill in stew finer in you. You better start eating better, though, you're going to have a purple heart. I would be honored. I would be honored to have a purple heart. Yeah, you're on the way there. You'll be there soon. You'll be honored soon. So like that, it could say on Julian's desk and you know, you can just like spray the liquid onto my purple heart. There'll be so many people honoring you. Yeah, I'm sure they will be. I hope so. I hope so. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's that idiot that wanted the purple heart. I'm not even going to pay my respect it's a good way to go out no it's not maybe the the worst way to go out. - Why is it the worst way? - Just a fat piece of shit dying of heart problems. (laughing) It's the worst, most egregious way to go out ever. Completely pathetic. - When did you know you were funny? - I don't believe I'm that funny. I'm not laughing at anything else. Well, is that an insult? - No. - You're saying, I'm funny or you're laughing, you're laughing, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. - But I'm not laughing. That's it, by the way, it's a sign of intelligence. - Well, I know, but I'm not laughing, so you're not really laughing with me, right? - Yeah, I'm laughing with the actions that you're taking. I'm not laughing at you. - That kind of means laughing, yeah. - No. - But you're laughing at me. - I'm not laughing at someone is laughing at them for existing in a way that they don't intend to exist. - You're explaining it bad, but I get the general idea, so whatever, I'm not gonna pretend that you're explaining it, so bad to the point I don't understand. Whatever I get it, you're not laughing at me, you're laughing at my mad me, but in a different way, whatever. - Right. - So you don't think you're funny. - I'm a, I just don't view it that way, it's just not my concern. - Was your dream to be a content creator making people laugh? - No, it just didn't happen. - I mean, if you look at where I started. - Hong Kong. - Well, that's true, but there was a big break after that, and that certainly wasn't a-- - Do you actually know Bill Clinton? - Do I know him? No, I've never met him, actually. - Then why'd you call him as Rabbi in front of the international audience? - I've done that going over that too many times to do it again, but I'm saying I mentioned, I was referencing that when I said where it started, but you're right to correct me. - You haven't also written on-- - On a mug, yeah. - On a mug, why? - I always write something on the mug before someone comes here, whatever comes to mind, huh? - You erase it? - Yeah, it comes right off. Don't even need a license. It's right in the sink. They're doing it since I started-- - Kind of like how they're trying to erase all of his good deeds from the history book. - So you think Jeffrey Epstein did good deeds? - Yes, he did. - What made him good? - How many people-- - The government is Matthew trouble not left and at that? - No, I swear, I'm just scratching my face. I'm not laughing at that at all. - You're a good Hitch. - You know what I saw on your face? - Nobody's a little stuffy now in this room. - A little stuffy in this room. - How many people went to his island? - How it's stuffy, huh? - The AC's on 65, I don't know how it's stuffy. - Did I just sprayed cleaner all over the room? - Well, you sprayed cleaner all over the room and maybe you're also dressed like you're gonna fucking invade a country that has a temperature at zero. - I would be interested in invading a country if I had the prospect to do it, especially if the guys were idiots and do not have to defend themselves. How can you get mad at somebody for invading somebody else? - What's a good recent invasion that happened? - Let's start there. - That's actually a good point. I mean, have there been that many recently? - I mean, there's been a few. - I can only think of like two sort of, one of them is not really an invasion. It's kind of just like a mass killing. - Yeah, where that started with an invading. - It's not really that recent though. I guess it depends what you mean by recent. - I'm talking the last five, six, seven years. - You've been a couple big ones. - I'm talking about Israel. - Yeah, I know. - They haven't really been invading them recently. They've just been killing all of the Palestinians. - Right. - Yeah, they already took over the land like eight years ago. I guess the most recent thing that I'd call strictly an invasion would be kind of the Ukraine one. - Yeah, that's the other one. - I don't like that one that much. - That's still happening. - Yeah, but nobody here is about it anymore. We've moved on. - We've moved on. People are dying. - They're families can't move on. - I don't want to hear about it anymore. - I'm bored, I want to move on. - When you're bored of people dying on the streets. - Too many of the same people die. You want to move on. You want somebody else? - You want to move on. - You want the type of people to die. - What types of people to die? - Not Ukrainians because we already know those. - Yeah, but they're still dying. You can't just like move on mentally and they stop dying, they're still dying. - I've moved on mentally. - You've moved on mentally. - Yeah. - I don't even think about it. - You don't think about them at all. - Nope. - It's below your bar. - I thought about them. And then I was like, oh, he's just gonna end soon. Then I was like, holy shit, this is an ending soon. And then Trump said he was gonna end it in one day. - And then it didn't end. - And no, and then it ended. - It didn't end. - Yes it did. - Can we pull up casualties in the Ukraine Russia war over the past, two, three months, something like that then? It's very much still happening. People are dying. - No, Trump ended the war. - He did not end the war. - He did what on January, probably eighth, 2025? - January, no, no, no, he wasn't in office yet. That's bullshit. - Wasn't that when he got, what was it? - He got in office, it was like the 20th or 21st. One of those. - So then he ended on that day. - So he ended it, it just went away. 'Cause he walked into office. But they didn't even fight with Zelensky yet in the oval office at that point. - He did. - He was reading an article, right? - Yeah, that's what we do here. We gotta make sure we have a good source. So just go back to Google Danny and type in the Google AI. How many casualties have happened in Ukraine in the last three months? - Can you ask PBD to ask Grok? - SPBD to ask Grok. - Have the PBD podcast had in the last six months? - How many what? - Casualties have the PBD podcast. - They've had at least one. And I think that happened a couple times, so too. - How many casualties have been in the Ukraine war in the past three months? And estimated 100,000 to 110,000 total casualties, which is not just killed. It's also injured and stuff like that. But to you, this doesn't exist. It's not like you just moved on. - Yeah, but Russian military casualties, it says there's 100,000 of it. - Yeah. - Can't really call. - Still people dying? - Civilian, 8,000 or that five or eight, 5,000. - 5,000 verified. - Yeah. - It's the war has been going on for so long that if I was just still be like, "Yeah, I want to get riled up about it." Those numbers would have to be switched. - Have you thought about going over there to fight? - To fight for who? - I don't know, pick a side. - Just fight for something I don't even give a shit about and die. - Maybe not die if you're a good fighter. - So my legacy can be giving an idiot like you a little fake metal to honor me? - Well, he was alive when he gave it to me, he lived. - Oh, okay. So my legacy won't even get that far. - No, well, if you die, I'll be a complete idiot on the internet for like three weeks until people forget about me. They'll be like an article. This dumbass podcaster went to Russia and died fighting and he did nothing, he affected nothing. - Wouldn't affect anything. I feel like that might make a little ripple. - You'd make a ripple among what? - I don't know, the butterfly affect the life. - No, I don't think so. - I don't think I'll have that. - No, you don't think Putin would be moved that Mattan, the podcaster died. - I don't think he'd even hear about it. - I think he'd hear about it. He may hear about it and if he does, he'll probably just laugh and be like, "Huh, what an idiot, what a waste of his life." - He might do that. - That would be all. - You might be right about that. - But you just forgot it, even though the war's still happening, you're just. - Are you constantly thinking about like, wars that have been going on for half a decade now? - Yeah. - All right, well, I don't-- - What admit I do? - I don't. And not because I don't care about civilians dying. - But you said you don't care, you move on. I believe you're exact words where I stop caring. I stop, like I check out, I mean, you know what I mean? - Check out. - I'm still sad, I guess the civilians are dying, but I'm gonna be concerned every second. I'll be crazy all day, all the time. - Yeah, every second's successive. - I agree with that. - Somebody's dying every second. - Yeah. - Not D.D.U. substances to help you check out, or do you just-- - No, I've actually never been intoxicated. - Never. - I'm not joking on you. - Never had any alcohol. - What made you not do that? - Okay, well, for one, I'm 19. - I mean, that never stopped anyone. - Yeah, well, I was gonna say, I guess that's a contributing factor 'cause it's not like, it's a little harder to get it like 13 than it is at eight. - Right. - What's the drinking age in Israel? Can we check that out? - You got it. - It's probably like seven? Seven for Arabs, 21 for Jews. - No, it's actually 18. - Across the board? - Across the board, it looks like-- - Shocker. - Yeah. So you're of age there. So when you go visit HQ, you don't tie one back-- - I think it would be a more grueling process to go fly to Israel to have a beer than I could just prely steal one from you. - Yeah, but when they call you back for like a meeting or you know, like to go through intelligence and stuff, like you already got to be there and went in Rome or Tel Aviv. - Right, we're doing the stupid, whatever. - You think it's stupid? Stupid enough to throw the, is that conditioner? - You tell me. - I don't know. - Yeah, it is conditioner. - No, but no, I've never been in use since. - It's got, oh no, that's slice off. - I'm very, very anti weed. - What made you anti weed? - That it makes all these people, bombs. I pro other people smoking weed. - Why other people? But not you. - Because I don't want to be a senseless bum. - Right, so why are you okay with other people doing that if they become senseless, bombs? - Because it makes it easier to manipulate them. - Also, can you stop? - There's been a part of my microphone? - No, I cannot. - Why? - Because it's fun and I've had to start asking the question. - Yeah. - No, that's what happens. We flip it around on you. - Why don't you just want to prepare? - Because we only do something. - Listen, there's no way to prepare for you. It's just not, you know, it's a hurricane. I mean, your hair looks like a hurricane. You know, I'm brand the whole way. - Yeah. - That's not. - I'm just kind of using it like a robot. - What kind of autism is this? Like, no, I'm not autistic. That's actually a big insult. I think those people are either dumb or evil. You think audits are dumb. You think Elon Musk is dumb? In some ways, definitely. Yes, maybe like socially, but like IQ-wise, I feel like he was kind of I Mean, but like socially he has the Social intelligence of maybe a slightly dumb African-grade parrot African-grade parrot from I you know it from a social intelligence standpoint. You might be cooking there Okay, so that's my point so whenever people ask me because they always say they think like I'm autistic or whatever That actually is where I get offended You get offended, but I pretty I don't like that. Yeah, it's pretty big compliment Then I'm autistic. Yeah, what Sign high intelligence. Maybe that great parrot for like social intelligence, but you seem to be doing no care They don't I don't know if autistic people on average are higher intelligence Depends on where that depends where they are on spectrum Jamie, can you look that up? Jamie. Jamie. Yeah, his name is Danny. Yeah And actually if you listen Our autistic people smarter Yes, you're gonna lock that up our autistic people smarter and what's their fascination with ripping apart small bugs when they are children Right Ripping apart small bugs. Yes You rip the part my microphone Yeah, but this is in a living being What if it is and we just haven't gotten that higher power consciousness yet Okay, well then that wouldn't reflect anything on me because I didn't know what you dumb idiot. I know it this time. Fucking moron Autism is not dictate a person's intelligence autistic people displaying the full spectrum of cognitive That's right. So it depends why that's why I said it depends where you are on the spectrum All right, what's the part about the small bugs? lowdown Yeah, sure, okay, this is this is the end of the video The behavior is not meant to be malicious or cruel for many is simply a hyperfocus It just has to say that it's definitely meant to be malicious and cruel. You think so look how powerful I am Look at all the organs in this small worm and this rat that I ripped apart maybe I'm by the way a four-year-old I should be sent to a room have you ever killed have you ever killed something living? Yes, small bugs when I was a kid. I used to rip them apart. Oh you used to show them to people I said look how powerful I am right This is the sign of a normal person not an up-and-coming serial killer and rapist Right, I wasn't accusing you of that though. I'm accusing out of the people who do this two bugs But you just said you did that. Well, I was a joke. Fucking idiot. Maybe you're autistic or something Might have been nicked. You never know. I feel like a lot of us get nicked these days What are you reading? Autistic individuals can enter a state of deep focus when studying intricate small-scale details. You see that's exactly what I mean They're trying to like figure out why the bug is like that. Right. Why do we need to know that? We already know they need to know that you know what small life looks like Maybe it can affect large life in the future. I don't know. I didn't rip apart bugs go look I'm bet if I don't know if you can find it I don't know what the year was but if there's like videos of Jeffrey Dahmer And Charles Manson etc. etc. I like talking. I'm sure you would not come to the conclusion that they weren't autistic That wouldn't be an out though to do what they did That's why I'm saying autistic people are evil You think it stops their evil. You think it stops at small bugs. Did you not get where I was going? I mean, I see where you're going now, but that's like a really dark thought Matan. What do you think is like the common Association with people who kill animals when they're young It's obviously that they're much more likely to become serial killers And if even Google will try to make it sound all nice and say that autistic people are hyper focused and want to kill small bugs And reap them apart Then there you go. Have you ever talked with a serial killer? Probably not that I would know of right right? Right Well, I don't know if you like visit a prison and do the whole psychological thing. I feel like you'd be into that No, that seems like a waste of time I don't think that we should do prison systems. I think if somebody gets a long enough sentence Regardless of what they did you we should just kill them and save some money and not do it in a way that's nice Because that caused way too much money to do the electric chair. Right. Right. I think we should just hang them Just quick little Yeah Or just like hire one really really strong fighter who can just snap them Like that. Yeah, like a little cost of money not that would cost you know, we'll cost some money It would cost some money, but it would be probably less money to pay that guy per year Than it would to do one electric chair. Yeah. What is he doing now? Where are you going? I that's my secret to know and you did not find out He's just keep it. He's just here to keep you all balanced Place here to do Okay, are you comfortable? I am completely comfortable. I'm dominating you in your own home good That's fine. That's what I brought you here to do Maybe I'm into that that sounds a little gay. I just want to clarify. All right. I'm hard pause. Just when did you find out you were gay? Huh No, I'm not you're not No, so you do like women. Yeah, I wouldn't have paid that for you. You think I would be gay Yeah, I kind of thought so interesting after all the horrid things I said, you know, I guess That does coincide with gay sort of sometimes depends it depends I've seen I've seen projection before I've seen projection before for sure I'm not projecting and I like to kill bugs, but I didn't say you were trans You know, that's kind of I think that's different trans. Yeah, interesting What else what are some other topics? I feel like we've ran our our thing with me saying really despicable things about autistic people Yeah, that you know, we kind of got that that's that's and I'm not even joking by the way What I'm saying is like probably actually just objectively true. I take stick people like killing small animals when they're young That's a trait that everybody knows coincide with killing people go look at a video of the serial killers They're clearly socially impaired otherwise does that mean they're autistic or you just assume in that I was just guess obvious. It's pretty obvious. It's pretty obvious What if it's another type of disorder that just shows itself in similar manifestations I'm gonna need those later by the way Well, then you have to pay your Did you have to send? Did I what? Okay, yeah, just gotta make sure Can I bend it? No, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I actually need that I really need that bendable. Yeah, it's not bendable. Well, it is you're just really needed right? You don't really hit the gym much You could just buy another sure mic steal those pieces and return it and they would never know Yeah, they would never know, but like that mic is special to me Yeah, a lot has happened on that mic. You don't ever switch your mic Not that one Okay, this one's been switched a couple times Because you know, I'm a little clumsy, but the guests are always better until you So first time something like this happened. It's the first time Italian gangsters who pretend that they're not dangerous anymore very respectful and also pretend that they're way way cooler and more dangerous And they are don't usually rip apart your mic most of them that come on podcasts are that way. You're right Yeah, there's a lot of like fake lore for sure. Yes, there's most of them are rats I've had one guy that that was not a rat. So then how did he do your show? Because he did his time and he left Interesting. Did you pay him? No, I've never paid a guest in my life interesting and I've never accepted money for someone to come on either Oh, people try to pay you to come on. I've had people off of that. I will not do that. It has to work both ways I don't really get that off run my show. I think that it makes more sense for people to try to pay to get on yours Because I feel like your audience is the type of people looking for answers the questions that don't exist and those are questions that don't exist Well clearly someone's asking them No, no, they're they're even looking for questions sometimes. They're just looking for something. They're bored They're on welfare and they need something to think about so they listen to Julien Dory podcast. Yep You did some audience reconnaissance on May before you came here. I'm just guessing based off your show and based off your Your way of speaking and you know my way of speaking. Yeah, see you think I'm retarded Uh, you could say that What led you to think I'm retarded? Your way of speaking might just just that nothing else Uh, those glasses contributed to it It's like a douchebag, you know, you're not really there was a lot of the idea. I didn't put them on until you sprayed lice all on my table Then I put them on yeah, I know that you did that on purpose. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, exactly even more of a douchebag You threw me off bounds And you got back on balance by seeing a little worse to rebalance it. You're just coping You're trying to make it seem like you're in control of the situation, but you're not I'm not in control the situation You've been in control since you got here then don't pretend that those glasses have changed anything They've only changed the dynamic of you not understanding where I stand Now see if we got to find that later. I'm gonna need that Tell me which had it's him Your right hand All right, I heard where that goes. I have an idea we'll be able to get it I'll make this one much harder And I saw where that land. That's all right That's gonna be difficult to get that'll be good that one that was a good one. That was a good play on my end I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to stand on the table to get that. That was a good play. I'll give you that. That's so hard - Good hard, I didn't see that in ya. - Yeah. - Anyways. - I didn't see that kinda strength in ya. - Any other topics? - Yeah, I also thought you were gonna be way shorter. I'll give you that. - Really, people say that to me all the time. - I thought you were 5 foot short. - Yeah. - No, I'm like, five foot, maybe like nine almost. - 10, maybe, maybe, close to 11. - No, no, no. Now you just wanna be taller than you are. Maybe I'm like, eight and a half, five, nine. - I'm not taller. - I'm not trying to be taller. - My taller than you, I don't know. - No. - No, I'm not. Remember standing next to you. - No, I did, I did say next to you. - And we were at the same height? - I bent over a little bit, a little bit, and you were like right there. - Okay. - So it felt like 5, 10, 5, 11. - Because you wanna say your six foot? - No, I'm six foot one, flat. - Eh. - No, I am. - Okay, what, what if? You have some better topics and you lying about your height 'cause you feel em' asculated? - Yeah, do you want more water? - Maybe in a bottle form. - In a bottle form? - Why would you wanna drink out of plastic just to give yourself cancer? - That's correct. You gotta go someday. - You're trying to get cancer. - I'm not trying to avoid it. - You're not trying to live forever. - No. - You haven't had on Brian Johnson on your show? - I think it's gonna, and it sounds real mean, but I think it'll be really funny when he gets in a car crash one day and his entire head explodes. - All for nothing. - What if they can bring him back by that point? - Yeah, well then they probably could have brought him back if he was dying due to microplastics, right? So then it was all for nothing anyways. What does he do? Doesn't he drink his son's blood? - That part's a little weird. - He's kinda just like a freak show clown. - Tell us how you really feel about him. - I just said it. - I know. - But I do respect him. - You respect him. - Yeah. - Why do you respect him? - Because he's a crazy fool and those guys are usually very interesting and find you to talk to. So you respect him for the ideas that you could have him on your show and it would be good content. - I'm just trying to not completely exit out the idea and possibility of him coming on my show. I think I just went too far with the head exploding. - That's all right. - And I think I just wiped out a guess for myself. - It's satire. I'll bet he'll come on after that. He'll see that. - You think it'll help? - I think it might help. - I think I'll send him a message. Brian Johnson, he'll be dead soon. - Okay. What do you think? What did you think of his response to the Epstein files? - I'm being in them. - Brian Johnson? - Yeah. - Was that true? - Yeah, I actually think he's one of the people. It's, it really was innocent. - I do believe that. - Are you joking or you're serious? - I'm dead serious. - It was in the Epstein files. - It was in one email where he was then agreed to meet on a Zoom with Jeffrey Epstein in 2017. - Innocent. - He did address it. - He did address it. And I actually, actually believe them. - Yeah, can I see how he addressed it? - Yeah, he sounds ridiculous. - So to Brian Johnson, Epstein email. He was a little way too over apologetic about it, like to the point of exaggeration for sure. - He was in an Epstein email and he zoomed with him. - Yeah, so knew. - Why didn't he mention that before it got legal? - That's the one thing. I agree. That's a great question. - I know you were joking the whole time about me knowing Epstein, but I swear if I- - I wasn't joking about it. - He had met him. Well, then you're an idiot. - Well, am I an idiot? You thought Palm Beach Pete was Epstein? I think he got it. - He is Epstein. - He's not Epstein. - Okay. - If I had met Epstein, I would be bragging about it. - You'd be bragging why would you bragging about it? - If I could confirm it was and not through Palm Beach Pete. - Why would you be bragging about it? - 'Cause that's awesome. - Why is it awesome? - Anything to do with Epstein is awesome. He's a cultural icon. - That's a cultural, so you think he's a good guy. - Dude, I see people in the streets wearing shirts of him on his face. - I mean, people wear shirts at Che Guevara. - And to give context, they're wearing that because they're homeless and I gave it to them. And I told them to put it on. They weren't just doing it, but I'm starting the movement. - What was the island like? - I wish I had went, truly. - You wish you had went. - To just see it, it's like a historical place. - No, hopefully not to be raped by a bunch of older guys. That sounds like the worst thing that could happen. - It's awful, it just seems like me. I don't know-- - I would just wanna see the island. It's like when you go to see that painting, the Mona Lisa. When you see the Colosseum, it's like, here's some stupid artistic bullshit that actually had no effect. And here's where all the powerful people gather to secretly be pedophiles. - I wanna see what that looks like. - So you think the Mona Lisa, hold on a second. You think the Mona Lisa and Colosseum are artistic bullshit that have no effect? - The Colosseum was cool. They would have-- - Yeah, they'd find out that it did that. - That's when we didn't have empathy as people for artistic people. These people who couldn't interact in society would give them a spirit and we would tell them they have to rip off a bull's head. Really damn well that is the opposite of what was gonna happen. - Well, I would like to have you on my show. - All right, Brian. - Mr. Johnson. - Yes, Mr. Johnson. - I'd like a fake name. - Well, if you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time, he'll do it. Will you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time? - I probably would have done that if he had asked me not to. - Right. - What would your approach with him be? Would you open up with this? - I didn't even know about this. This is like not particularly shocking, but it's interesting. How did he get his money by the way? To start stealing his son's blood? - What was it then? It was like a payments company or did I just make that up? Can we go how did Brian Johnson get rich? - I will say by the way, the idea of taking nutrients from your son. - It's crazy. - To give to yourself is pretty awesome. - You always think it's awesome. - I mean, most people, they are always these parents, you know, always say like, oh, you know, I love my kid more than anything. This guy is stealing from his kid to live longer and it probably won't even make him live any longer. It's just gonna ruin his son's life because everybody like, holy shit, are you the guy who was that dad who's stealing? Your blood? - Well, it's not stealing if he agrees to it. - It's crazy family of not, isn't he giving his blood to his own dad too? Or did I make that up? - Shit. - Yeah. It's like the blood brother or blood lion or something like that. - Yeah. Alright, so Brian Johnson made the bulk of his fortune in 2013 by selling his FinTech company Brain Tree to PayPal for 800 million in cash. He didn't cash. - He didn't get that much money. - Yeah, now he's, he's pretty loaded. He's pretty in cash. I feel like that's how you would want to do a deal in cash. That's how I would want to do a deal. - I mean, if I could get more money in a similar amount of period where like it's more, when you account how you could have invested in with inflation, I would take not in cash. - Not in cash. - Because it's preferable to take it in cash if it's the same thing regardless. - Yes. - What would you do with 800 million? - Well, 400 after taxes. - I would probably buy an island. - An island, where any place specifically? - I would buy that island and then I would open it as like a tour, a museum. - It already got bought though. And they actually are already turning it into a resort. Did you hear about this? Could we Google Epstein Island being turned into a resort? I know, I know, they took your idea. Yeah. Was that your idea or Jeff's? You wanted to pass it down in the family. - It was Peats. - It was Peats. So his name's Pete now, he's not Jeffery Epstein. - That's his nickname. Okay, yeah, Jeffery Epstein's former Caribbean properties, Lil St. James and Great St. James were purchased in May 2023 for 60 Millie. See, you could have done it. By billionaire Stephen Deckoff. Deckoff originally announced intentions to transform the locations into a luxury resort. Oh shit, look at this. No major construction or development has been reported though. The islands currently remain in a state of limbo with no active resort or confirmed plans for the site. Maton, you should go break onto that island with Tyler Olivera and do one of your podcasts without the tent just like right outside the temple. I think that would be awesome. I would immediately get her, I've seen the videos of the guys sneaking onto the island. They just get arrested or kicked off immediately. - Not if you bring a lot of security. - Can you imagine one of the worst, like, isn't it like next to all those islands with like those immigrants? - Probably. - I guess they're not immigrants of their own islands, but you know what I mean. - I don't know what you mean. - There's certainly-- - I was just going with it. - You think the next to the islands with the people who they're like kind of animalistic? - Animal, oh, you went from immigrants to animalistic to their non-immigrants to their animalistic. - You just made it more complicated than it is. - That's right. I can't imagine a worse place to be in jail than there. So I'm not gonna take that risk. - I would tell you to go to a luxury resort though. That would be fucking awesome. - Well, they're not-- - Imagine how they're not building it. - Yeah, well imagine if you built like a big resort all in the style of that house. - In the house in New York or the temple house. - The temple house. - The temple house. - Everybody gets a little-- - I'm gonna build a little-- - I'm gonna build a little-- - I feel like that. - That would be so awesome. - I'm not even joking, wouldn't you go there? - No. - What? - No. - Why? - I mean, I've had someone sitting in that seat who was a victim on that island. So I feel like the spirits just in general, even if I hadn't experienced that, hearing that story firsthand would have been bad enough to me be like, yeah, I think I'll go to any other island in the world with that. - I wanna go to that island that I wanna go to that one. - Do you wanna go to that one? - In a house that looks like the place where the bad stuff probably happened. - Right. - But you know, we don't know that first. - We don't know that? - We don't know exactly if it was on that house. Do we or is that confirmed? - Well, some of what may have happened in there is not confirmed, but like that any bad things happen in there and some of that's confirmed, yeah. - Oh yeah, it was on the house specifically. - Yeah, there were people assaulted in there. Yeah. You can do a podcast right outside it though with Brian Johnson and talk about it if you knew him or not. - I did not know him. I did not know he's just not gonna keep repeating himself 'cause he's probably severely autistic. - Yeah. What about the one in New York you ever been there? - No, actually I haven't. But I've heard of it. - I can take you. - Where is he? - Is it in Manhattan? - Yeah, it's on East 71st Street. - What's that close to relative? 'Cause I'm not good with like a New York directions. - Aren't you here all the time? - I come here often, but I mean-- - I just don't look outside and what street you're on. - Well, I usually, like, I was probably from where I've seen like a 30 minute train ride away, but I don't really, I just get on trains. - Right, so if you get off-- - Just directionlessly, and then I'll just get off and if I've been to the wrong place, I'll do it. So I actually, this was like a three hour journey for me. - No, if you get off at Penn Station, which is where Madison Square Garden is, and you're on roughly 30 second, 30 third street, and you just walk up to 60th at the park. You make a right-- - You have to walk 30 streets? - Yeah, it's like 26, they're half blocks that way, and then you make a right, go to the corner of the park, make your first left right there, and then walk down to where it says 71st, half blocks. Very easy. - How long does this walk from this Penn Station? - Well, who's walking? Am I walking? - Sure. - Okay, then it's a lot faster if you're with me. You're gonna have trouble keeping up. But if you're walking with Danny here or something like that, it might be-- - A couple day journey. - No, 90 minutes. - And with you? - Probably about 55. - Why don't you just take a train that's closer to this place? - Because there's a lot of work, you know? - I don't like taking a train in New York City. I like walking in New York City. - Okay, well now you're just an idiot. - I'm not an idiot, it's good exercise. Good for long journey, too. - And 90 minute walk? - Well, no, it's like 55 with me. It's really an hour 10, or 110, I'm not gonna say. - 110. - Go back. - Oh, on the brown trip. - Yeah. - I didn't say we were walking back. - So what's the solution then? - I don't know, maybe we'll teleport. - See, now you have no answers and now you're just saying bullshit 'cause you're an idiot. - No, you've been saying bullshit 'cause you're an idiot all day. - No, but I know that I'm saying bullshit. - You're the one spraying light saw. - Well, that was calculated. - How would you do it? - Can make his shirt look like he's shit himself? - That wasn't calculated, but it came out pretty awesome. It did come out pretty awesome, I agree. We may frame that shirt afterwards. - Will you frame it? - I'll frame it. - I'll frame it. - Yeah. What's your opinion on the moon? You think we went? - I think the moon is the same size as the sun and it's only 25 miles up. - All right, hold on. What? - That's what the guy on my show told me, and he was, I believe him. - It's only 25 miles up, but it's the same size as the sun. - Which is also only 25 miles up? - No, the sun's a lot farther than that. - Oh, look at you. You were lecturing me about distracting you with texting. - Yeah, 'cause you come off like a guy who would want to be perceived as respectful. - I come off as a guy who'd want to be perceived as respectful. I never thought of it that way. - I'm clearly not that way, right. - See, you're okay being a dick. - I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole. - I mean, I see you're just obfuscating here 'cause you're not answering my question. I asked you if we went to the moon and you just told me something about the sun and the size and everything. - What's that, Joe Rogan? Yes, where they said if they got into it, they would be in danger? I think that's the position I'm in. - I think that was Elon Musk that said that, right? - No, no, it was like, yeah. - No, it was, it was like, I don't think it was even a particularly famous guy. Look it up. - The guy who hacked, who does the search engine shit on Google? - I don't remember, but I remember seeing that clip all the time. - Who told Joe Rogan? - Is it true that like every time Joe Rogan has on like a crazy, like a type of schizophrenic guest, it like expands your potential ceiling for how big your show can get? - I think it depends on the guest. All right, so who told Joe Rogan he would be in danger? - He would be in danger if he spoke about something publicly. I don't know, we'll see if that can, let's see what Google AI can do. Joe Rogan stunned his podcast guest refuses to answer a mushroom-related question. - That was, I don't know, Paul Stammitz was, yeah, let's hit it. - He got famous from selling stamps. Did you know that? - From selling stamps? - Stamps. - Stamps, yeah. - Gotta be stamps. - Paul Stammitz, yeah, I see what you're doing, okay. Joe Rogan was left stunned during an episode of the Joe Rogan experience. When guest Paul Stammitz refused to answer a question, claiming could put his life in danger. All right, what was the question? All right, let's go down, let's go down. - The question, are you Paul Stammitz? - During the conversation, Rogan asked Stammitz, what are the benefits or the negative effects of this? - Rogan appeared visibly, yeah, go ahead. - I just had an interruption confusion. - Okay, a question that approved to reference Portobello mustard. - Now you're tripping up on your words. - Stammitz, having a hard time reading and saying, this is an explosive area of conversation and puts my life in danger so I reserve the right, so I need to answer a question. - Rodini. (all laughing) - Rogan appeared visibly surprised by the statement, responding, whoa, didn't expect that, it puts your life in danger, talking about Portobello mushrooms. - Are you reading it now just to read it to prove you can read it because I said you were having a hard time reading. - No, I'm answering. - Do you even know what you're reading? I feel like the information is going red. - I actually read this, I can focus on it. - No, it's going red. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I said it was my brain and I'm saying it to people. - What the hell are you even talking about? - We're just talking about nothing, about completely nothing, we're talking about nothing. - It's going into the people's mind. - People's mind aren't even on a pie. It's like two birds yelling at each other. - That's why we used to wear headphones, so it's like this, you know. But yeah, no, you were right. His life was in danger over mushrooms. - Found it, baby. - You do have a good, you got a good punch, I didn't expect that on you. - No, see, it's like the hide thing. - I didn't expect that either, but I'm saying even once I saw the actual-- - I think people just think I'm like, I guess physically so unintimidating. Not particularly physically unintimidating, but-- - You don't like wood very much, do you? - Wood? - Yeah, you got a problem with wood. - Wood, wood either? - Yeah, it's not good for wood. I put sealant on it. - I have an idea. - The lice oil is not good for wood either. (laughs) - What about water and lice oil? - I mean, you're gonna have to fly that guy out from Florida real soon again. - Danny's a big fan of yours, but I feel like he's not gonna be very happy to have fun. - Is Danny? - No, not that Danny, Danny Jones. - Yeah, me. - Go under the table. You can see it. - Go under. - It's like a weird Epstein trick. - It's not a weird Epstein trick. I got pants on, I'll stand up. I'm good. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was real-- - I'm good, I'm good. - I'm gonna go under the table right here. - Yo, keep your distance. - You can go under the table and you'll see it. - Do you think I'm gonna go under the fucking table, you weird creep? - I told you to go under the table. - Well, you have no pressure over anybody. Maybe if you really wore that retired skateboarder fighter, I would go under the table. - You don't wanna fuck around and find out. - With you, I feel like you probably have guns. - You struck me as a guy. - I wouldn't tell you if I did, right? - You probably has a bunch of illegal shotguns. - I would definitely do it legally if I had them in here. - You would say that, obviously, on the podcast. - No, no, I would say that privately too. I would definitely do it legally. - Interesting. - Yes. There's a process there, but there's no reason to not do it legally. Do you own guns? - Can I own guns? - No, do you own guns? Not can you. I was already given you credit for being able to. - I get it. No, I don't, not yet. - Okay. - Do you plan to? - I'm sure at some point, right? But I live in LA, so I think it's very strict there. - I've heard that. I don't know the full process, but I've heard it's very strict. - I'm not sure of the process either. - Does your security have guns? - Security? - Yes. - You saw me with security? - Yeah, the three guys out there. - The stupid homeless crackhead. - That's right. - The cameraman that's following me around that I told him not to sit in here. - You told him not to sit in here. I told him he could sit in here. - Well, I told him not to. - Why'd you tell him not to? - 'Cause why would he sit in here? - I don't know. He could add something to the audience. I have no idea. All right, well, just to expedite the conversation, I don't have security. - Have you thought about getting it? - No, not really. - You have a big target on your back and a big head that's a big target. I actually don't go in public that often. So I'm usually able to not have to be concerned with that. And when I do, I'll just put on a hat. - You do what I was gonna ask you that. So you do wear hats sometimes. - In public? - Yeah. - I mean, preferably. I feel like this is a pretty recognizable. - Yeah. - There's a hat that fits on that head. - A beanie. - Put all the hair down. - Oh, so it comes all the, is it like in your face? - No, it'll go to the back. I'll put a hoodie on and people usually don't know. - Sun glasses? - No, I feel like that's too far. Now it's like kind of giving it away. - It's giving it away. - Then you start looking suspicious. You have a hat, a beanie on in sunglasses. - I mean, that's what Leonardo DiCaprio does. I don't think he looks suspicious. - Well, he's just doing that because he doesn't want the paparazzi to get good photos, I think, not to hide when he's like walking. - I mean, he hides pretty well. They don't get him, but not as much as you would think. - Yeah. - I don't think he's paying him off to not get him. All the time. - But no, I don't think I would need security 'cause even when I walk around like this and I do get recognized a lot, I it's usually good interactions. Almost entirely good. I don't know if I've had a bad one. - Right. Were you wearing sunglasses on 9/11? - Sun glass. Why, what's the joke there? - Or the red joke. - Or the red joke. - I just, I want to know where you were on 9/11. - I was six years away from being born. - That's what I would say too. I would lie about my birth year. - I mean, but I wouldn't though because I would have liked to be around for 9/11. - You would have liked to be around like to watch it. - What is the witness? - Like in a, what's the context there? A good way, bad way. - I mean, New York. - New York, to witness it in general. - Just a witness it. - I'm not gonna root for it to happen. Root for 9/11 to happen. - Good, good. - Good. Thank you guys for checking out this clip. If you haven't already subscribed, please subscribe. subscribe and hit the like button on this video. It is a huge, huge help. And if you'd like to check out this clip, full podcast episode, that link is in the description below or right here. And finally, you can follow me on Instagram and X by using the links in my description below.