All right. I have done a lot emphasis on a lot of different podcasts over the years. I'm a generalist I do all different topics. That's what keeps this show fresh and that's what I love about it. That said This is without a doubt the most different kind of podcast I have ever done for those of you that are already familiar with Matan you already know you're about to get he is one of my most requested if not the most requested guest of all time Baron Coleman obviously was like huge over the last couple months, but over the history my podcast I constantly have people asking me to have Matan on if you are not familiar with Matan He'll never admit this but he plays a character online and what he does is he comments on social cultural and political events Through this character. It is very funny. It is satirical. It's way over the top and like we just did it live for a couple hours Enrolled with it and I stayed in character with him on the other side and you'll see several times like I just broke because it's Absolutely hysterical, but none of it is meant to be taken literally like if you see his channel This is what he does and what it is But it's basically an episode if I could describe it like sign felt it's about nothing but everything at the same time and it was absolutely hysterical So a lot of you are gonna love this some of you are gonna be like what the park is this either way for those of you This is not for I'll see you for the next episode This is also the first time in the history of my podcast. I've left in a bathroom break like didn't cut that part out Like you always do obviously when you're not by the mics because it was hysterical and the time is just like extremely entertaining So if you have not subscribed, please subscribe also please hit that like button It is a big help YouTube is really emphasizing that these days, so I appreciate you guys hitting the thumbs up and that said please enjoy What's your spray in there, the smiley face Spraying a smiley face with my lights off from my bathroom. Yes Make you feel good that's exactly right still other people shit and just make yourself at home. I'm in your house I'm a guest. Well, this is what massage agents do. Are we filming now? Yeah, we're filming. You didn't even give me a notice It doesn't matter. We're on but like the you know massage agents. They come in they play with all your shit They tell you what to do and don't don't fuck with my angles hold on a minute Danny now we got to go fix it. He fuck with it I don't even remember what the focus were there. Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. We'll mark it in a minute You just did like you're not answering my question Everyone on the internet is pretty sure you are in the massage in the massage and you've never denied it I guess I would deny it. I've been asked it before actually. Yeah, and I've denied it You've denied it. Yeah, but I mean the massage but so you weren't Jeffrey Epstein's son That's not true. You weren't born at zero unfortunately not that would have been pretty cool. I'm not delivering that life Why would it have been cool? Okay for one you have a bunch of money and your daddy's a legend a legend You think Jeffrey Epstein's a legend. Yeah, why do you think he's a legend? I mean does anybody think about him anymore and like get like a disgusting Tasting their stomach. I feel like that time has passed Now it's like I get a pretty disgusting taste. Yeah, listen I was like a little bitch to for like a little bit, but now I've I've got passed that. What are you telling him? I'm just directing over here I got to produce the show as well, you know, then you you're keeping Daniel off-balance fucking with our cameras And by the way when you were coming in here, you started touching all the electric equipment I noticed like were you putting any bugs in there? The electric equipment. Yeah, anything that's like plugged in I started to focus all your cameras and you run too much because you want us to have the camera on you the whole time No, no, I would have done it to those ones too if I was close enough. Uh-huh, but these are within hands of each look right Right, so you're just gonna make them after I fix this the entire time. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna ask you not touch the cameras again Is that a threat? You said that so threatening. It's it's well I mean you're the one that sprayed lice all on me. I'm cleaning your table. You're not cleaning my table It's wood. You know that like wood is not very good for wood. I did not know that probably unaware of this I'm unaware of it. Yes. Well now you're I've made you aware Awesome. Well, no, I'm not Mossad. I have been asked that before who asked you that Couple people. I think Sneako asked me that Sneako Sneako's kind of onto that, you know, he's always looking out for the You had ducking dive the little Mossad alligator. He's always trying to find things, you know, yes He hasn't found anything. He's found nothing wood Not one thing. I don't even know if he knows where he lives I think he just happens to find out every once in a while just by luckily stumbling across it maybe Is this what you're like all day like what like this? Are you like this all day? Yeah There you go. So do you like it yourself ready in the mirror in the morning? Do you have to put that face on and like you know kind of like frown like that a little bit? I'm just relatively Serious all the time, you know what I mean. Yes. I don't have to look in the mirror and make a face. Is that something you do? No, I would say just imagine the way I behave as exactly like you if You were way more intelligent and aware of your surroundings at all times. You don't think I'm intelligent. I didn't say that at all Well, you say if I were way more intelligent and aware of my surroundings which makes if you were more so not if you were more so I've been very aware of everything you're doing. I'm aware of what you've done to my table I'm aware of the how could you not be aware of that you'd have to be physically blind to not be aware of that That's true, but there's a lot going on. That's not being particularly aware of your surroundings Hey, there's a massive bunch of shit on my table I understand that but I was kind of out of the room when half of this was happening watching your guys attempt to plant bugs in my place Just a little bit you're gonna make this difficult, aren't you on him because he said he's not the producer Yeah, and you're not paying him any extra money. He's just the editor on Instagram. I pay Danny a lot of money No, he said he doesn't get extra money for this Danny Gonzalez is a killer He told me for a fact when you weren't here. You're not giving him extra money for this Did you really tell him that I think you getting extra money? I'm saying. I'm just this is just my He said he's doing it. You're already losing come on Yeah, you see how he's tumbling across his words and now he's tumbling across this absolutely nervous individual Absolutely told me he's not getting any extra money for doing when did you ask him that when I was in the piece you do He's at the bathroom. Yeah, yeah It's exactly when I gave him this information without my permission. Oh, I told you this guy's in the fucking I thought the beside only came around Tuesday no, they're never here. Oh, but they're planning bugs outside right now Why did you roll in with like five fucking guys? Well, I had a couple people with me you had a couple people with you What are they doing out there? What are their instructions? They're probably sitting on their phone right now watching like Hitler speeches on Instagram Real speeches. Yeah, the ones that are translated back into English like no, just in German pure German, so they speak German with their learning They're learning is that you making them learn that no, this is like outside of my control That's just what's on Instagram nowadays, right? I'm not telling them to do that. I don't even know if they're far right That's just what shows up now is it but you're far right? I would say on some topics. Yes. What topics? I depends what? Hey guys, if you're not following me on Spotify, please hit that follow button and leave a five-star review. They're both a huge true show. Thank you All right one Abortion where are you on abortion? That's a real cool one You're saying you want to move to one because that's boring or you want to know I'm saying let's start with a real boring one Well, I think there's a birth problem, right? You think there's a birth problem. Well, you don't agree that feeling that's kind of objective What that we're not producing enough? I agree that yeah, so why don't we just collect a lot of smart Relatively attractive people and then not give them a choice so beyond the abortion. I'm kind of a Eugenics master you're eugenics master, so you want like the highest IQs You know Yeah, but they won't agree to do this so at some point you just have to implement a Small amount of slavery, but it's for the good of the world. Small amount of slavery. What would that look like? It would look like a small amount of slavery like, you know, is it kind of like here? It would look like you go to a school of like people who are In college above the age of 18 Because that's just this arbitrary law. We've decided what's arbitrary 18 what will move on okay? So you get these 18-year-olds you figure out who's the smartest and then you turn them into slaves basically now How would you figure that out before you turn them into slaves when you figuring out who's the smartest? Is it just like an IQ test or how would you determine that there's a couple things that would be one of them Maybe you asked them if they watch shows like this and what would the correct answer be to get them to be so If they say yes, it completely eliminates them from the prospect of being a slave So actually you'd be saving all of your fans from being slaves. Okay, so the ones who are not smart don't have to be slaves What do they do? I'll come back to the slaves in a second. Oh, so I drank out of that before you stole it. No, that's not true It's very true. I refilled it. I drink a lot of water No, it's not true. You're lying to me out. It's a hundred percent. I saw the water was completely full of herpes or anything as far as I know but you know I saw the water there completely Uh-huh. All right. Now you're gonna spray my caught my phones right there too. Now you look at sick. It'll be in your nose all day Yeah, but the straw is up pretty high So anyway back to the slaves and non-slaves for each dark spray in a way So you don't even know what I can do. Okay, go ahead. Whatever you're saying. I don't know what you can do I know what they told you and tell you but back to the slaves and non-slaves thing So the people that you would characterize as dumb don't have to be slaves isn't that kind of like you're rewarding them for being dumb? That's exactly true. Yeah, now why would you do that? Why would you reward somebody for being smart? It's not like it was up to them to be smart. Yeah, but it wasn't up to them to be dumb and you said you're okay But we're doing this pragmatically. We're not just doing this in a fair way. What are you trying to like make sure that they?
there's no direct cause of who becomes a slave. That's retarded. - Why is that retarded? - Because then you'll get a bunch of dumb slaves. - But isn't that what everyone who's done slavery throughout history always wanted it to be so that the slaves would not be smart and uprise them? So you're saying, you're flipping around, you're saying. - No amount of intelligence can get you out of a metal room if you're chained by every limb. - If you're chained by it, so you would chain them. 'Cause you said it was only moderate slavery. When I picture a metal room and someone chained by every limb, that's not like a lot. - No, I meant like a small amount of it. Very extreme circumstances, but only for like 100,000 people. - On a scale of one to Django, what are we talking? - I haven't seen that movie. Oh Django, which one? - That was the one with Jamie Foxx and Leonardo. - I thought you were talking about the one with the lizard. - The lizard. - Yeah. Django. - What was one, yeah Django and chained, but yeah, yeah, that's a slave movie, but what's the lizard one? - The lizard with the gun. - And awesome lizard who fights the snake. - I don't remember this one. I must have missed it. - Rango. - Rango. - Can we look that up, Rango? - I think I missed that one. - Yeah, that's a real one. - You don't want to go like full Django. - I don't really remember exactly what happens in the movie, but it doesn't kind of get free relatively easily, and then isn't there like a law that once he's bought out for free, he's then a free man and you can't even take him. - Well technically with Django, yes, but then they broke that law because that's what the slave owners would do. - Okay, but that's illegal. Technically that would have been illegal. They're just breaking the law also. Okay, so that obviously has to be more extreme than that. - You have to be more extreme than that. - This is a pragmatic thing I'm doing. This isn't me supporting slavery. This is trying to get a bunch of children born. - Right, so you were picturing Rango here. - Yes. - Yeah, that's an unfortunate looking creature. - He's an awesome lizard. He's green and he's smart and he has a gun and he fights a snake. - And he fights the snake. So you were rooting for him over the snake. - Absolutely. - So, you know, the devil was a snake. - I haven't watched a movie in a while, but I think the snake has a rattling gun. - A rattling gun? - You did 'cause it's like a rattled snake and he has a gun. - Yeah, that would make sense. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, a lot of you out there are business owners and you know exactly what I'm talking about when you just have all different kinds of accounts. Your money is in all different places. You got business accounts, you got personal accounts. You got subscriptions, you got business subscriptions and keeping track of it is so difficult. It also doesn't help the one we're growing up. Schools don't teach us a real financial education, including how to actually budget things out, organize your money and plan for the future appropriately. Seems like that'd be pretty smart to put in the curriculum, right, Thief? - Oh yeah. - But if you check out my friends over at Monarch Money, your financial picture can become clearer than ever and you can get yourself on your way to organizing all your finances. Monarch is the personal finance app that tracks everything. Your accounts, investments, savings goals and spending. You can see it all in one place organized and laid out for you so that you can easily see all of your blind spots, whether that's spending too much, wasting money on old subscriptions that you don't use anymore, or not properly allocating extra cash to investments that could be earning you money each month. I'm a real visual guy personally, so it helps when I can see everything organized with my money and therefore see where it's all going and where my blind spots are. Essentially Monarch takes a huge mental load off track of my finances. So go ahead and write your own money story today with Monarch. Use code
[email protected], link about the description below. To get your first year of Monarch core f off at just $50. That's 50% off your first year at Monarch.com, link about the description below using code julien. - Very creative. - Anyway, what would you do with the dumb people that are below your test that you're not gonna in the slave? - You just answered that by even asking me. - Why did I answer that by even? - What are you gonna do with the dumb people who don't fulfill your test who are not gonna become slaves? They're not gonna become slaves. - Right, but what's gonna happen to them? Are they gonna like get to go out to the prairie? Like what's going on? - I would prefer everything stays the same. I like the modern Western world in most of its ways. We just have to have more people so it doesn't turn into the non-Western world. - Right, I'll come back to the slaves' things, but when you say in most of its ways, what ways don't you like? - There's a couple of them. I guess it depends when you ask where I'm at. On the where I have right political views. I guess it just depends on the problem. So what might be a problem? Like trends, that kind of stuff. - Yeah, I think that should be legal. - You think it should be illegal. - Actually, you know what? I think it should be legal. I'll take it back. I thought about it for a second. - You just don't think they should be reading in kindergarten's? - I think it should be legal and I think they should be reading in kindergarten's because it's really funny. And back in the day, people would let clouds into kindergarten's to entertain the children. And I'm not saying the transgender people are clouds. I'm just saying typically they look like them. - Right, so you're saying it's on brand, then? - Well, I mean, they're usually entertaining. At least, like when they're talking about the drag queens in the kindergarten's, I used to be concerned too. Like, you know, I don't want my, if I have children seeing that, I wouldn't want any of my family who are young to see that, especially when they're that young. But then again, it's like, you know, it's like a real-time movie you get to watch. - It's a real-time movie, like a comedy movie or just like a documentary. - I guess it's kind of like a national geographic. - National geographic. Oh, you're going out there in the wild. - No, they're coming to you. - They're coming to you. - Yeah, but that is their wild sort of. - How's that their wild? - Because clearly that's where they want to be instinctually in a kindergarten dancing like a clown. - Okay, got it. So when you hold some of these views, you feel like not all of it is compatible with what people in the West are doing these days that you disagree with because you like the traditional West. - I don't even know what you just said. - It sounds like you just said a bunch of bullshit. - No, there were a lot of thoughts, 'cause I want to do them, but not implement them 'cause they're not compatible with the West. No, I would like to implement them. What is ridiculously stupid question? - You can't call my questions ridiculously stupid 'cause you agreed to be here. You knew what kind of questions I asked. - Well, you've been asking me for two years, so I felt like it was the right time. - No, yes. - No, you found my number somewhere. I don't even know where you got my number. - Absolutely not. And I'm not even saying that to sound like I'm cooler than you or anything. That's just not what happened. - So you're changing history now? - I don't even, I think, and I don't even mean to see, again, a way to sound cooler or anything, but I think you just somehow found my number. And I'm a nice guy and I'm not paranoid, so I just-- - So you just agreed to text me back, even though I'm just some random guy that found your number. - Which never happened, by the way. - So how did we get in contact? - I'm really sure that's what happened. - You wanted to come on. - And then I got tossed on a group text with you. - Not what happened. - That did happen. - No. - You had the hair, you already had the hair then. - Okay, well regardless, I don't really remember, but I'm pretty sure you found my number somewhere. - Do you wake up like this, or is there like work that goes into this? - Um, very rarely I'll take a shower. - Very rarely, so you don't even do the shampoo. It's bad for your skin to shower. What about if you have one of those like shower filter things? - Well, what would that change? - Well, filters out all the bad shits of the shower. - No water touching your skin is bad for you. - Why is water touching your skin bad for you? We're made out of water. - It'll make you die quicker. - Why does it make you die quicker? - Because the water that you're made out of is killing you, that's what kills you. - It's not compatible with the oxygen. - You totally made that up. - No, okay, on the top of my head, something that complicated. - I mean, it's not that complicated, but I think you made that up. - It's not. - It's not compatible. - Why do people die? - Why do you think people get diseases? They don't exist in their body. - A lot of different reasons. - Yeah, because they're vulnerable because the water is not compatible with the oxygen. And the solution is a ball of rotting meat. - A ball of rotting, that's what you describe a human being as? - No, I think it's eating one. I think that's what the guy said on Instagram. It's a clip I saw a while ago. It's a clip like a cannibal. - I don't think so. I think the guy's probably dead by now. - The guy in the clip, right. He'll keep fixing it, it's okay. - Does he have to fix it an hour later? - No, I mean, he'll fix it now, and then you'll probably undo it, and he'll fix it again. It's fine, we'll get that part there. - I'm just trying to get him so irritated that by the end of this, he tells you, I'm gonna get paid for this. - No, he's like the nicest guy. It's very hard to get him. - Everybody has a breaking point. You could kick him in enough. - No, I'm great. - No, he's good. He's good. He's good, I guess we're just gonna be farther away for a lot of today. It is what it is. Yeah, yeah. So you understand, there's a lot of time that goes into lining that up to the exact right number and everything. - No, you don't. - I have no idea. - Well, you just make studios, right? You just fucking set up. - Well, you're saying you have to have the exact zooming number that you set. - Yeah, I'm OCD, I like it on a certain setting, for sure. - You're way beyond the point of that happening today. That ended like immediately. - It ended immediately. When the paper towel hit the ground. - When the paper towel hit the ground. - When the paper towel as you put over there, that I think you went through. - Well, I was leaning on some other mess I made over there. - So you just put it on the ground, you don't see that. There's a fucking trash can right here and there's two right outside the door. It's right here. Anyone-- - Side over there. - Anyone you could have seen this. - You know that I can't see that, right? - Anyone could have seen this. You were looking around at all my equipment. I know you saw the trash can. Look, it has trash in it. - It has trash in it. You can see it. - That doesn't even look like a trash can. - It is a trash can. - You can see that it is wasting here. - Let me see it. - Yes. - Don't dump it. Don't do the New York Next Lady shit. - I know what you're doing. You're going to take it as soon as you-- - I'm not-- You're not who? Oh, so if you were, you would dump it yourself. - And then I would steal it, y'all. - You would steal it. - But because that's actually what happened. - Right.
Yeah, it's kind of racist, no, but that's not racist. That's what happened. That's that's what happened He's that racist. I think she was Spanish, but that's neither here nor there. She wasn't white. That's for sure Could have been a little bit in there might have been that that's not white to me might have been nicked by it. No, not you white. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah German you're German We like a small amount like Spaniard, you know like the conquerors a little bit of Spaniard. No, isn't that Spaniard like kicked out of Spain in the late 15th century. No, no, no, I said the conquerors not the conquered not the con- oh, so they were conquered when they were kicked out I mean clearly Isn't it like 1500 years before that they got conquered by the Italians or whatever I guess they were the Romans back then in their own place. Yeah, what year are we in something like zero B zero? Some some you're like that. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, so you're a fan of the Roman Empire. You like conquerors. I Would just saying I'm like a mostly German a little Spanish mostly German a little Spanish now like You know, is this the kind of German that like in 1934 in 1935 say they would have considered German or is it you know I? Feel like we just went over a different way of describing that. I'm not Jewish And now we're doing it again. Obviously. I mean just German Everyone points at that though. They're like man. That's got really You know, I guess real too much, but well because I used to be Jewish, you know what I mean used to be just you can be on Jewish Yeah, well, I guess by I used to think that only if you don't become religious you can get out of being Jewish And then I leave you don't become religious because of secular Jews according to who well That's just because the rabbis if you're born Jewish or Jewish forever. Right. Okay. Well according to rabbis who believe in the religion that I don't Right, so I don't have to agree with that. I'm just not Jewish. So you view it as a religion Okay, well, I also by the way, I don't know when this is releasing, but I recently spoke to a rabbi in my show It hasn't released yet. It'll be out like a maybe 10 days from now. Was it schmooly? No, okay, that's good Well, what does this release probably around that time in like 10 days? Yeah, yeah, what are we recording on what Thursday? So yeah, probably like 12 days one day Probably a Tuesday But not just be saying that to lie to you. I don't know. Okay. Well, regardless this rabbi told me that I'm the most wicked man in the world Basically, and then I'm also a good he was serious. He was serious. He was serious. Did he know like you do a bit? Well, that's that's part of it that he thinks I'm doing a bit. I'm not, but he thinks I'm doing a bit he thinks I'm mocking him Like on the show or off camera - I Didn't really interact with him that much off camera to be honest with you. It was a big debate What do you like do you talk with your people for a while before they're on air or do you guys? Yeah? Not typically I like to start immediately if I can just get into the show So you just walk into that this is super disrespect. I know that's why I'm doing. I'm trying to distract you. No, you weren't doing lice on 100 percent Yeah, not a distraction. You sprayed you sprayed lice or at my don't try to don't try to make me think that's a distraction I know you're just having to make text to people. I mean I got that sorted earlier. It's just the it's just a Yeah, you switched it. That's right. No, I didn't switch it says live with Matan. See that now I'm not gonna hand you my phone I don't know my phone despise. I'm sorry. Why? Just a just a matter of habit You know who you'd want to hand your phone to no, why? No, because I don't know what you're gonna do with it Oh, I got it. I don't think you got it. Yeah, I did because that was like this a little spray I got at least one of them in there. Yeah, so now I got a drink out of the actual Thing right here. Yeah, you did to me Because you thought you hold on a minute that's gonna hit the mic and then I'm gonna be like huffing in Whatever that is, you know Oh, oh Fucking you were you practiced that you practiced that was my plan to get that straw. That was yeah, I'm gonna drink it I have another one in the fridge. It's the brown one on the left Can you just bring it and put it like down there like in the bunker chamber? Are you coming? Yeah, bring it back in here for me to drink just don't are you coming this way good? We'll just we're gonna have to fix this thing up You and I could just sit in here and wait for him But he wasn't really contributing much to the conversation wasn't that's not what he's here to do I thought he was contributing just fine because you made him have to get up a bunch of times to fix the mic and You're the one sent him out and this is your show So I don't really care how much time you waste on it or what Silent parts you decide to cut out. Yeah, cuz you want better retention. No, we never we've never done that Okay, well then if you want I don't then it doesn't matter to me either way. Yeah, you just got to let it roll Do you like cut out a lot of parts? No, I was gonna say it seems like you're like being bang boom. Yeah the whole time How do you decide who you're gonna bring on not no no the brown one on the left with nothing? Thanks. How do you decide who you want to bring on? Um I guess he depends if I'm interested to talk to them right seems like a pretty reasonable standard It's a good start. So you were really interested to talk to Palm Beach Pete Mr. Epstein I think he's Epstein so who would turn down the opportunity to talk to Epstein did he agree to do a DNA test? I think he's claiming on Instagram that they're not giving it back to him I don't really know what the situation is he's saying that they won't give him the DNA He took one on Separately three and why are you on a thing that says live with me? Are we going live? It's not live yet Well, we're gonna go live. I'll decide if we're gonna go live on what on Instagram. Yeah I would probably be on Instagram Okay Just trying to keep you off balance, you know That's not really working. It's like the level one trick. It's like I'm gonna play and do random shit on my phone and go live I did that three years ago. Well, you know, unfortunately you stole all my cleaning supplies So I was gonna I just moved them to a different room in your house Finally is it if I leave this apartment and then the building then go back to LA with your half empty lice all can Yeah, but we can call it stealing. I built this table with Danny Jones who's a terrific craftsman Maybe as you should know Danny Jones the podcast. Danny Brown. No, no Danny Jones And like you just sprayed liquids on the table that he flew up here from Florida to build with me It's not very strong. You got to have a guy fly up from Florida to build a table with six wooden planks It's actually got eight should have learned that in like minecrafted like 10 years old No, this is this all happened in a day Got this guy. Yeah, that's not impressive He was able to to put six or eight wooden planks together in one day in one day What's impressive about all the planks we had to get him up here. We had to go to home depot This doesn't sound maybe as complicated as you think it was listen. It was a process. We used like your mic actually smells like It smells like shit I just had ed called around there. I thought he smelled perfectly fine That went no, don't take off the cover Oh, you're changing the cover. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's never been done before Oh What's what's uh like is Mike Mike coming in or is he just gonna like sit out and stare at me through the wall I can feel his eyes like he's just hitting outside. Yeah, yeah, this he he's always like that though You always like this. We don't even know. Yeah, but I'm always like this. He's on a different level though Like he's a crazy home of your guys open that long. Bring it out with me to scare people. Where'd you find him on the street? You found him on the street. That's correct. Which street like which I don't want to specify because I feel like I might find more people Where I found him and I'd like to acquire those people you like to acquire I don't want to give other people the opportunity make it easier for them to acquire So when you say acquire them are you implying that like Mike Mike is your slave? So your test out your whole slave thing? It's illegal to say slave. It's illegal to say slave So you might it's not illegal to say slave. It's illegal to claim is my slave right to verbally and publicly claim that but maybe privately But I don't even know you like that. So if that was true then you would still be illegal privately I would just be risking it and that's not happening today. So we never we never talked about the the smart people you would turn into slaves What if there were enough smart people above a certain IQ line that there were way more than than there were of you And they were you weren't able to do there were a bunch of people who had a higher IQ than me. Mm-hmm. That's not possible That's what is your IQ? Um, I believe it was about 400 and that's not even possible if one of the highest ever recorded is 220 Yeah, and I destroyed the record You're looking at the highest IQ man in the world. You were just born like this I that's probably how it happens for most people. So when Jeff also some environment as well When Jeff put you in an IVF tube it's or you think I know Jeffrey Epstein I mean, I do kind of I just I mean you kind of look like him as Epstein Yeah, you look like a young Epstein you ever see that just an insult or is it a Jewish joke or what now? Can we pull up his Dalton image just type in Jeffrey Epstein Dalton school? There's an uncalled resemblance. No, it was a high school that he taught at and then abused the I mean, you know what he does. Yeah, there he is see and let's just pull that over on the screen right there Danny So we got that I can't see he's he's about to pull it over for you. There's the window same That kind of looks it's like remarkably similar He's got a similar thing going on with the hair. I actually think he looks completely different He looks just like the most stereotypical Jew there ever But he doesn't what makes him look stereotypical Jew there. He's hair. He's face. I mean he could be a dying He doesn't look Italian
- That seems a little anti-Semitic to you to say. - That I'm saying, a guy who was extremely Jewish, looks Jewish in their 40s when he's having a bald thing on his head, he's having 24 right there. - Oh really? He doesn't look 24. - He doesn't look 24, I'll agree with you there. - That's 24 right there? What did he do? You said he did something bad there. - Yeah, he was a teacher and he would go to the parties with the students. - That's bad, kind of a little fun. - They were underage, so it's not great. - You just said he went to Dalton, which sounds like a-- - No, he called at Dalton. - That's when he's a teacher. - That sounds like a college, that sounds like a college. - Dalton is a high school. - Oh, it's still not Dalton. - You know who the principal at Dalton was? - No, Dalton. - I'm actually surprised you don't know that. - Who is it? - You remember Bill Barr, the attorney general? - Hmm, maybe. - Why? - Okay, his dad. - His dad was the principal there. - This is part of a conspiracy, I'm sure. - Oh, it's gotta be. I mean, there's all kinds of pieces to this thing. - Yeah. - Did he ever tell you officially who he worked for when you were born to him? - Who, Epstein? - Yeah. - No, he was denying that he was even Epstein. He was saying, "Oh, no, I'm Palm Beach Pete." - Oh. - I live in Palm Beach now. - You really think that Palm Beach Pete is Epstein? - Yeah. - What's that impression of? - What made that Palm Beach Pete? - I thought it was Joshua Blanc. - What made you think that? - That he looks like him. They will grow up in the same place. They then move to the same place. And they're also about the same age. And he's also a very-- - He's like three, four years younger than Epstein would be. - Yeah, but that's like really impossible to prove sort of, right? I mean, how is he gonna prove that he's not 74 instead of 71 or whatever? - We do, I mean, we gotta get that DNA test that they're holding back. We gotta get that. - Or one that he's just lying about taking. I mean, I think he very well could be-- - Also, the DNA test, as I said to him, doesn't prove anything. He could get that tempered with extremely easily. Yeah. 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It was very interesting that he said is one time in Israel he played against the head of massage. That was enlightening for me. - Even more interesting, he said that he took the one free day he had and he went to the Wailing Wall. - Have you ever been there? - No. - Why not? - Why haven't I been to the Wailing Wall? - Yeah, you're Jewish, you're supposed to go. - No, I'm German. - Yeah, you look like a skateboarder. You look like the guy the Conor McGregor was insulting for like a 40 year old retired skateboarder. - That means you can't pinpoint me. - I can. - Guess my ethnicity. I'll even, there's like 10% in there that I don't even know. - Well, I was just gonna say white. You're asking me to guess what type of white 'cause you're clearly just white. - But emanating from where? Give me a hint. I don't think I really had any family whatsoever in the tree here before the year 1900 or maybe like 1890. - In America? - Yeah, in America. - I just wanted immigrants. - I would have said Italian, but obviously that doesn't seem likely after that. - Well, the Italian face didn't happen for sure, but I got the half Italian half Irish. - So I was right. - Yeah. - I was actually about to say Irish after that guess. - Yeah, I got the Irish looks. - Yeah, so what do you mean I can't pinpoint you? - I just did it perfectly. - Yeah, but you didn't before. I had to give you a bunch of hints. - A bunch of hints like what? A bunch of hints that actually-- - I didn't ask you for any hints. You started giving me hints and-- - Yeah, but I felt bad for you. - Because you were way off. - I was way off, you said Italian. - No, that was before. - What did I say before? White? - Before that, even. - And what did I say then? - Skateboarder. - You look like one. I didn't say you were one. I said you look like the guy that called him a Gregory insulted. Which guy was that? He was insulting the guy. - Look up 40-year-old retired skateboarder. - 40-year-old retired skateboarder. Is this Tony Hawk? - No. - No. - You know Tony Hawk, right? - Yeah, I met him. - How's he? - Nice guy. - Yeah. - This guy? - Doesn't you look kind of like him? - Yeah, I could see it. That's the first, I don't know who it is, but yeah, I could see that. - For real? - If that's your eye, a favor. - Yeah, I like fitted hats, though. - Do you see that? - That's the difference. Unless I'm wearing a forward. If I'm wearing a forward hat, I won't wear a fitted hat, I like fitted hats. - Yeah, but you know that you look exactly like him, right? - I think I look similar. - Yeah, I think that's a good-- - You look a lot more like him than I look like Epstein. - I don't know about that. - I don't even think I look like Epstein. - You never thought it, so when you were talking-- - I wanted to look like a Jewish trick and start just saying, "I'm tight as a man, I'm tight as a man, I'm tight as a man, I'm tight as a man, I'm tight as a man, how are the teeth looking with him? Oh, I thought you said I had something on my mind. No, no, you're good, you're clean. You got a lot of lights on, you're clean. But like, you ever seen people break down like his teeth and Epstein's teeth? Yeah, I don't really think that means anything. I did see a video where they say they look similar, but to me that's almost irrelevant because an operation that big or Epstein is coming back is like a planted meme. You'd think that he would consider making the teeth look different if he thought that was an important factor. All right, so this is just me, but like, if I went, let's say, I were Jeffery Epstein back in the year 2019 and I had to go get like a face transplant, you know, we're gonna fake my death and all that. I would definitely not that I know how face transplant surgery is working everything, but like I hear it's a thing with the elites and you never know these days. But if I were gonna do schizophrenic, so you believe anything you hear from like the crazy idiots you have on a show. Hold on a face transplant. Hold on a minute. What are you an idiot? Because you think Palm Beach Pete is Epstein, which would require him to have had a face transplant. Well, because he has the same plan with your hypothetical. It's not the same face. What do you mean it's what are you talking? No, can we pull up a face transplant in plant? What the same face? What are you talking about? That's my point. I would have gone there and said, make me Asian. Make me something totally fucking different. Yeah, well, I don't think a face transplant exists. You would have said, hey, insert me into a video game. You never seen the movie face off. That was back to the 19th. Exactly the same. What do you mean a face transplant? They're similar. They're not the same. They're identical. They're not identical. That's just dude. That's just him when he's older. What's that photo from a Epstein? That's an older photo of him when they claim he died. The latest to could even be from is like 2019. That looks exactly like that guy, but like years older. What did he ever seen Jeffrey Epstein's gums and teeth? No, I wouldn't recommend it, but they're way different than I see it from the top. Yeah, can we do Jeffrey Epstein smiling? Also, the way that the eyes sit, way softer. He's older. He's older. Now that's it. That's a pretty fucking cool teeth. That's a mean. Those are memes. Type in Epstein Trump 1992. Did you ever meet Donald back in the day with Jeff? You never did. Back in the day? Yeah. Even if I was related to Epstein, like your joke is implying, how old do you think I am? I'm 19 years old. Yeah. 1992, you know? Yeah, you're born in '07. That's 15 years before I was even born. Right. Well, this is before, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You're a lot younger here. I don't know if I can see it. On the video, you can see him smile. He's teeth are very small. And he's got like big gums and a face transplant teeth and reconstruction. You can't actually exist. But it's very difficult. And that's a truth, by the way. That's not just some crazy shit you heard from a schizophrenic guest you had on the things there either being gang stocked because they were in the FBI, which they weren't. Who was that? I don't know. Probably like half of your guests. Half of my guests. They thought they were in the FBI. And they think now they're being gang stocked. I don't think I've ever had anyone actually like accused that of happening. That's a first. You're the first guest to bring that up. What is that? What is gang stocking? What is what is that's just a production notes? It's like the coffee. The of water. I didn't put lice all on there. You had to you had to write out on a notepad to get you coffee and water? Yes. It's like a little checklist just to make sure we got everything or the cameras turned on. Are they in right focus?
No, they're not all right Danny. We're gonna have to go we have to go fix that cuz now he took out to make that like F-6 Something that's like a little close for people Don't don't implant your pugs in there is he really gonna turn this off? Like I'm waiting for it to go black because he just did something to it What's crazy is you walked through the door and you were the nicest guy and then you said can I go take a shit in five minutes later You walk out with Lysol with this like you know Kim Young-un look thing. No, I wasn't I was just peeing But then I looked in I was like these guys all these items that I was right So there's some happens someone can spray it without being embarrassed and now they can if one of your guys takes a shit And it like goes up or Decker and all that they got nothing to clean it up with thanks to you. I'm much prefer They should all over your bathroom You think I prefer they make your bathrooms smell good if I could convince them to do it which I probably could and you just gave me a great idea I thought you were a nice guy. You should apologize to the next guest show. I I hope I clean it up before they come I'm gonna have them shit on the floor in the bathroom. That's actually a great prank idea So like did you just sit in your house one day and look for fashion influence and like pull up a bunch of pictures and land on Kim Young-un and say you know what? Maybe not the hairstyle, but that's the look. No, you know, I just I had this suit And you know I grew up in the projects you grew up in the projects. I don't even know what the projects are so I can't really continue that Okay, so that was a lie. Yeah, that line of lying isn't gonna get very far I don't even know where the projects are located or if the projects are just an idea of a poor place Which is that what it is? You know they're they're like a real place. You look like you they're you definitely don't know what the projects are I did not grow up in the projects. So no, I do not know what better than me because I didn't grow up or well, what am I talking about? Well, we're we're not better than you. Yeah, you know, I don't I Invited you here after you asked to come on. I already got rid of that coffee. That's the wasted one. Yeah, it's already done It's already it already has one on it. It's hidden away. I put it in the compartment. So you can't get it Am I getting close? You're getting a little too close to the board and If you wet it you got to buy it what board the roadcaster. Yeah I don't think that's a roadcaster. It's a pretty penny They're like 400 bucks no I don't remember what it is actually we bought everything all at once last summer me and thief you took out a loan No, but they actually they I did me at B and H They pulled security in they're like there's no way this fucking guy is buying on it would be an H Yeah, you're a fool. Why am I fool? You should have bought it from Amazon And then bought a bunch of broken ones are just found broken ones and then returning them to Amazon. No, that's what I did That's what you did. I didn't think my production quality got so much better in the last two years But I stole some Amazon kind of shitty. That's the whole point. You should see how it was at the beginning the camera's barely even They were out of focus. They were like 360 at the beginning. Yeah, now they're 1080. That's good. Now they're 1080 at least Don't go too far because that's like the stick the stick is like it's like Well, I'm not playing a character doing a stick. So whatever you talk playing a character. You think I'm playing a character. I Think you're playing a character. No. I hope you're playing one Or you're fucked. Why am I fucked? I'll leave it at that You can't just say something like that and leave it at that if you're gonna insult me. I can it's intriguing if he asks you the reason I the insult is is like so obvious to understand that it's like me continuing forward Just makes it less funny. That's why did I have to explain that to you with that funny? I'll punish your guy over there with what light saw He was dirty. He needed it What do you want to get something you on his show that gets at least a hundred viewers at least a hundred? Yeah, yeah What are you what are you gonna do with that plunger? I literally just had to use that the other day. That's not a plunger That is a plunger. That's something on the floor. I found in the bathroom next to the toilet. I'll tell you what Why don't you check out the bottom of that right there? I'm not gonna touch the bottom. Do you think I touched the bottom when I brought it here? I Think you might have no I like that shitting on the floor idea when I go on somebody's show though. That was great Do I have to credit you for that? No, you can credit the massage. That's what they do. You're the massage I'm not the massage, but but you're the guy who always is interviewing like the crazy schizophrenic people like who I Don't know can we pull I don't know you get you get guests from me. So I could guess from you. What does that mean? It means people are on my show and then somehow they show up on the ton show. You're saying you book me guests I'm saying, you know, you're looking at the guest list and you're booking them. I'm not booking them for you We never talked about booking you a guest So what even are you implying that I see guests? I'm just implying that maybe some of the same like people that you're implying are skits So you actually then selfishly bring on your show and claim they're not skits No, no, I'll bring them on my show and then think they're skits. So and then make them real crazy make them real crazy You're interacting with them like they're normal They aren't them because they're not skits. Anyways, let's move on. Just kidding. You want to move on. Yeah, we're just talking about what are you moving on to fucking shampoo now? Yeah, that's a purple heart. I was given to me by a World War two veteran what he's dead now I'm just sprayed on it. What is the purple heart right there? It's a purple because he's not working anymore. He's hard now He earned it in Germany actually fighting the Germans. That's right. Well, fuck him then Maybe this a little far. I was gonna say he's dead. Are you joking though? I feel like you're kidding. I'm not kidding I really he died fighting the Germans here. No, he died earlier this year At age 100 and one I think and why would he give you his purple heart? It's a it's not the actual one It's okay. Well now I don't care anymore. It's it give you a replica You have like a fake gold piece of shit right there. It smells good now. I have also things from people who died Like what you just like Couches that they left outside their house Did they leave them there? Is that where they lived? What would they have no use for them and when you leave a couch outside your house the general idea is that somebody can come take it Die on the couch outside. How would I know that? I don't know. Maybe I know something about it. It's a friend that happens sometimes, you know It was a friend. I wouldn't have to get the couch from outside the house. I'd go in the house and take what's mine? So you look for couches on the street. That's sometimes I'll come by them and if the couch looks nice and doesn't have that many bugs on it I'll take it right, but what makes a couch look nice on the street like if it looks like I could maybe resell it resell it maybe there's a funny lamp on Amazon on Amazon Yes, don't you have to pass like certain standards there with like Couches to actually be able to sell it. I feel like they don't want musty like street couches. No, I'll get you some bad reviews Okay, so what? I saw people with this guy explain she goes on Amazon. He sells somebody a camera He doesn't have the camera. He then messages the guy who paid $6,000 for a camera. He says the camera has been delayed Sorry about that. You can either cancel the order or I'll give you a $500 gift card while we wait He then gives him a $500 gift card. He delays it again past 60 days. He gets the money into his account He's in a different country. He shuts the account down. That's what your $6,000 for 500 bucks. That's what you're trying to do and The only guy who loses money is Amazon because the guy will get his money back from Amazon So that guy just effectively stole six grand from Amazon five and a half really and actually six hundred. Okay Did you hear what I just described it's beyond morally okay? It's like it's like dancing great. I don't even know how Dancing great. It's amazing. It's exciting. Yeah, I imagine the rush you would have after just fleecing Amazon for six grand It's like you take it right out of Jeff Bezos mouth Yeah, and he doesn't need it. He doesn't need it. You're right. Yeah, but he doesn't need cranes to get furniture into his house I don't think he's getting the street couches though exactly. Yeah, well, that's just because he has so much money that he know Oh, wow, look what happened to a shirt Yeah, you ruined it. Yeah, it literally has shit stains on it This was a black shirt you sprayed lice all on it and Now it has shit stains on it like he pooped himself Yeah, yeah, grab that right there Oh, deep nose to steady. I know bad. No, I didn't mean to ruin your shirt. No, it's okay But now he's already black so now he can get paid for being here today. Look at that. He solved the problem You're gonna buy him a new one. No, you just said you are so you're getting paid that really staining like that Yes, yes, it's all purpose cleaner and sometimes the cleaner and goes the other way It's like a you know, yeah, it's yeah When it comes to cleaning it's bisexual Through shit himself away from me. Yeah, I just shit myself on my arms. You know, that's right. Yeah, you're an idiot He's actually the editor. How do you even manage to do that? You weirdo. Yeah, I don't know I Surprise myself. You're the editor who does other stuff besides editing, but only gets paid for editing Sounds like a pretty bad job. I give him a lot of raises. How much do you pay him for editing? Don't worry about it I'm worried about it. I'm actually very concerned a lot of money. Well, you Yeah, yeah Kitting a new shirt cuz I ruined yours does he look like he's missing any meals? No, that's right You see how fucking many fat homeless people there are Well, you got a really skinny crackhead homeless guy out there. Yeah, there's skinny ones too, but I don't think the concert with home
almost people as food, that's why whenever they ask for money for food, they're either lying and they want it for drugs or I just don't care because they just don't care. You could go to 7/11 right now and get two donas for $2 and a big gop for $0.59. Right, so do you want to be like 900 calories for $2.50? That's right. Okay, and then realistically you could just keep refilling the big gop. That's right. We're the first society as far as I know, maybe someone out there can correct me in human history where we have a problem with obesity in like the less money you have. Yeah. Kind of crazy. You think that's the plan? Well, you were saying that is to represent that you would pay them enough and now you've proven that you don't. But I know he eats premium foods. Where's the most expensive food? It's like that healthy bullshit from Aeroon. Right, and that's what he eats a lot of. Clearly he's not eating that, clearly he's eating the cheap shit from McDonald's. No, he just, he's got big appetite, you know, he's just eating a ton of healthy food. Yeah, you have enough of those protein bars, bro, you could be shitting for days and, you know, it still stays in your system. Doesn't look like he's eating protein bars. He'd say like, listen, you can, you can throw around some weight. Why did you buy him? Why did you bring him? Duncan Donuts? No, that's just coffee. There was no food product there. I'm sure. Yeah, look. It's coffee. It's all in it, thanks to you. Anyways, we'll move on. I don't want it. I don't like doing fat shaming on your producer. We'll move on. That's okay. I feel bad. I don't know him well enough to do this. And you're in a position of power over him and it's not enough to spray him with lysaw. Yes, sir. Well, I didn't know he was going to ruin his shirt and by the way, it's even more uncomfortable because you're in a position of power over him. Why? His entire livelihood depends on you. Is he going to confront you? He's going to tell you after the show, like, hey, man, I didn't really like that you made fat jokes about me on that show. We did. You can totally do that. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That's great. That's right. I feel so bad for this. He has produced two podcasts as a fill in. Stu Finer and you. You better start eating better though. You're going to have a purple heart. I would be honored. I would be honored to have a purple heart. Yeah. You're on the way there. You'll be there soon. You'll be honored soon. It could stay on Julian's desk and you know, you can just like spray the liquid onto my purple heart. There will be so many people honoring you. Yeah. I'm sure they will be. I hope so. I hope so. Yeah. That's that idiot that wanted the purple heart. I'm not even going to pay my respects. It's a good way to go out. No, it's not. Maybe the worst way to go out. Why is it the worst way? Just a fat piece of shit dying of heart problems. It's the worst, most egregious way to go out ever. Completely pathetic. When did you know you were funny? I don't believe in that funny. I'm not laughing at anything else. Well, you said an insult? No. You're saying I'm funny or you're laughing? You're laughing. I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. You're very fast. But I'm not laughing. That's it. By the way, it's a sign of intelligence. Well, I know, but I'm not laughing. So you're not really laughing with me, right? Yeah. I'm laughing with the actions that you're taking. That kind of means laughing. Yeah. But you're laughing at me. I'm not laughing at someone is laughing at them for existing in a way that they don't intend to exist. You're explaining it bad, but I get the general idea. So whatever. I'm not going to pretend that you're explaining it so bad to the point I don't understand. Whatever I get it, you're not laughing at me. You're laughing at my mad me, but in a different way, whatever. Right. Okay. So you don't think you're funny. I'm, uh, I just don't view it that way. It's just not my concern. Was your dream to be a content creator making people laugh? Uh, no. It's just going to happen. I mean, if you look at like where I started Hong Kong. Well, that's true, but there was a big break after that. And that certainly wasn't, uh, do you actually know Bill Clinton? Do I know him? No, I've never met him, actually. Then why'd you call him as rabbi in front of the international audience? I've done that, uh, going over that too many times to do it again. But I'm saying, I mentioned I was referencing that one. I said where he started, but you're right to correct me. You have been also written on a mug. Yeah. I always write something on the mug before someone comes here. Whatever comes to mind, huh? You erase it. Yeah, it comes right off. Don't even need a license. It's right in the sink. They're doing it. Kind of like trying to erase all of his good deeds from the history book. So you think Jeffrey Epstein did good deeds? Yes, he did. What made him good? How many people were in his mouth? He had trouble not laughing at that. No, I swear, I'm just scratching my face. Uh-huh. I'm not laughing at that at all. Get a good edge. Get a little lice on your face. No, but he's a little stuffy now in this room. A little stuffy in this room. How many people went to his island? How it's stuffy? Huh? The AC's on 65. I don't know how it's stuffy. Did I just sprayed cleaner all over the room? Well, you sprayed cleaner all over the room. And maybe you're also dressed like you're going to fucking invade a country that has a temperature at zero. I would be interested in invading a country if I had the prospect to do it, especially if the guys were idiots and you know how to defend themselves. How can you get mad at somebody for invading somebody else? What's a good recent invasion that happened? Let's start there. That's actually a good point. I mean, to have there been that many recently? I mean, there's been a few. I can only think of like two sort of. One of them is not really an invasion. It's kind of just like a mass killing. Yeah, where it started with an invading. It's not really that recent though. I guess it depends what you mean by recent. I'm talking the last five, six, five, six, seven years. It's been a couple of big ones. I'm talking about Israel. Yeah, I know. They haven't really been invading them recently. They've just been killing all of the Palestinians. Right. Yeah, they already took over the land like eight years ago. I guess the most recent thing that I'd call strictly an invasion would be kind of the Ukraine one. Yeah, that's the other one. That's the other one. That's still happening. Yeah, but nobody here is about it anymore. We've moved on. We've moved on. People are dying. Their families can't move on. I don't want to hear about it anymore. I'm bored. I want to move on. When you're bored of people dying on the streets. Too many of the same people die. You want to move on. You want somebody else? You want somebody other type of people to die. What types of people to die? Not Ukrainians because we already. Yeah, but they're still dying. You can't just like move on mentally and they stop dying. They're still dying. I've moved on mentally. You've moved on mentally. Yeah. I don't even think about it. You don't think about them at all. Nope. It's below your bar. I thought about them. And then I was like, oh, is this going to end soon? And then I was like, holy shit, this is an ending soon. And then Trump said he was going to end it in one day. And then it didn't end. And no, and then it ended. It didn't end. Yes, it did. But casualties in the Ukraine Russia War over the past two, three months, something like that thing. It's very much still happening. People are dying. No, Trump ended the war. He did not end the war. He did what? On January, probably 8th, 2025? January. No, no, no, no. He wasn't in office yet. That's bullshit. Wasn't that when he got. No. What was it? He got in office. It was like the 20th or 21st. One of those. So then he ended on that day. So he ended it. It just went away. Because he walked into office. But they didn't even fight with Zelensky yet in the Oval Office at that point. It is reading an article, right? Yeah. That's what we do here. We got to make sure we have a good source. So just go back to Google Danny and type into Google AI. How many casualties have happened in Ukraine in the last three months? How many casualties have the PVD podcast had in the last six months? How many what? Casualties have the PVD podcast. They've had at least one. Yeah. And I think that happened a couple times, so too. How many casualties have been in the Ukraine war in the past three months? And estimated 100,000 to 110,000 total casualties, which is not just killed. It's also injured and stuff like that. But to you, this doesn't exist. It's not like you just moved on. It was like Russian military casualties. It says there's 100,000 of it. Yeah. Can't really call. Still people dying. Civilian, 8,000. That's 5 or 8. 5,000. 5,000 verified. Yeah. Yeah. It's the war has been going on for so long that if I was to still be like, yeah, I want to get rattled up about it, those numbers would have to be switched. How'd you thought about going over there to fight? To fight for who? I don't know. Pick a side. Just fight for something. I don't even give a shit about and die. Maybe not die if you're a good fight. So my legacy can be giving an idiot like you a little fake metal to honor me? Well, he was alive when he gave it to me. He lived. Oh, okay. Yeah. So my legacy won't even get that far. No. Well, if you die. I'll be a complete idiot on the internet for like three weeks until people forget about me. They'll be like an article. This dumbass podcaster went to Russia and died fighting. And he did nothing. He affected nothing. Wouldn't affect anything. I feel like that might make a little ripple. You'd make a ripple among what? I don't know. The butterfly effect the life. No, I don't think so. I don't think I'll have that. No. You don't think Putin would be moved? The maton, the podcaster died. I don't think he'd even hear about it. I think he'd hear about it. He may hear about it. And if he does, he'll probably just laugh and be like, what an idiot. Yeah. What a waste of his life. He might do that. That would be all. You might be right about that. Yeah. But you just forgot it. Even though the war still happened. And you're just. Are you constantly thinking about like wars that have been going on for half a decade now? Yeah. All right. Well, I don't. I don't. I don't. And not because I don't care about civilians dying. But you say you don't care. You don't care. You move on. I believe you're exact words.
where I don't, I stop caring. - I stop, like I check out, I mean, you know what I mean? - Check out. - I'm still sad, I guess the civilians are dying, but I'm gonna be concerned every second. I'll be crazy all day, all the time. - Yeah, yeah, every second's excessive. I agree with that. - Somebody's dying every second. - Yeah. - Not D.D.U. substances to help you check out, or do you just do? - No, I've actually never been intoxicated. - Never. - I'm not joking on you. - Never had any alcohol. - What made you not do that? - Okay, well, for one, I'm 19. - I mean, that never stopped anyone, but-- - Yeah, well, I was gonna say, I guess that's a contributing factor, 'cause it's not like, it's a little harder to get it, like, 13 than it is at eight. - Right. - What's the drinking age in Israel? Can we check that out? - You got it. - It's probably like seven, seven for Arabs, 21 for Jews. - No, it's actually 18. - Across the board? - Across the board, it looks like-- - Shocker. - Yeah. - You're of age there. So when you go visit HQ, you don't tie one back-- - I think it would be a more grueling process to go fly to Israel to have a beer than I could just probably steal one from your friend. - Yeah, but when they call you back for like a meeting or, you know, like to go through intelligence and stuff, like you already got to be there, when in Rome or Tel Aviv. - Right, we're doing the stupid, whatever. - You think it's stupid enough to throw there? Is that conditioner? - You tell me. - I don't know. - Yeah, it is conditioner. - No, but no, I've never been intoxicated. - It's got, oh no, that's lysol. - I'm very, very anti weed. - What made you anti weed? - That it makes all these people bums. I pro other people smoking weed. - Why other people, but not you? - Because I don't want to be a senseless bum. - Right, so why are you okay with other people doing that if they become senseless bums? - Because it makes it easier to manipulate them. - Also, can you stop? - Take a leverage. - Take a leverage. - My microphone? - No, I cannot. - Why? - Because it's fun and I've had to start asking the questions. - Yeah. Oh, that's what happens. We flip it around on you. - Why don't you just want to prepare? - Because we only do something. - Listen, there's no way to prepare for you. It's just not, you know, it's a hurricane. I mean, your hair looks like a hurricane. You know, I'm wearing the whole way. - Yeah, it's not. - I'm just kind of using it like a robot. - What kind of autism is this? - No, I'm not autistic. That's actually a big insult. I think those people are either dumb or evil. You think audits are dumb. You think Elon Musk is dumb? In some ways, definitely yes. - Maybe like socially, but like IQ-wise, I feel like he was kind of. - I mean, but like socially he has the social intelligence of maybe a slightly dumb African-grade parrot. - African-grade parrot. - Because I, you know what, from a social intelligence standpoint, you might be cooking there. - Okay, so that's my point. So whenever people ask me because they always say, they think like I'm autistic or whatever, that actually is where I get offended. - You get offended, but I don't like that, y'all. - It's a pretty big compliment. - Then I'm autistic? - Yeah. - What? - Sign high intelligence. Maybe that gray parrot for like social intelligence, but you seem to be doing no care, they do. - I don't know if autistic people on average are higher intelligence. - Depends on where they are? - Depends where they are on spectrum. - Jamie, can you look that up? - Jamie. - Jamie. - Jamie, yeah. - His name's Danny. - Yeah, you're close. - And actually, if you do live in. - No, listen, don't look down. - Are autistic people smarter? - Am I looking at stuff like that? - Yes, you're gonna look that up. - Are autistic people smarter and what's their fascination with ripping apart small bugs when they are children? - Right. - Ripping apart small bugs. - Yes. - You ripped apart my microphone. - Yeah, but this is in a living being. - What if it is? And we just haven't gotten that higher power consciousness yet. - Okay, well then that wouldn't reflect anything on me 'cause I didn't know what you dumb idiot. - I didn't know it at the time. - Fucking moron. (laughter) - Autism does not dictate a person's intelligence or autistic people displaying the full spectrum of cognitive. - That's right. So that's why I said, it depends where you are on the spectrum. - All right, what's the part about the small bugs? - Lowdown? - Yes, sure. - Okay. - This is the end of the video. - The behavior is not meant to be malicious or cruel for many as simply a hyper-focus mechanism. - It's a lie, it just has to say that. - It's definitely meant to be malicious and cruel. - You think so? - Look how powerful I am. - Look at all the organs in this small worm and this rat that I ripped apart. - But maybe. - I'm by the way a four-year-old. I should be sent to a room in the rest of my life. - Have you ever killed something, living? - You're small bugs when I was a kid. I used to rip them apart. - Oh, you used to rip them apart. - And I used to show them to people. I'd say, look how powerful I am. - Right. - This is the sign of a normal person, not an up-and-coming serial killer and rapist. - Right, I wasn't accusing you of that though. - I'm accusing that of the people who do this to bugs. - But you just said you did that. - Well, I was a joke. Fuck an idiot. Maybe you're artistic or something. (laughing) - Might have been Nick, you never know. I feel like a lot of us get Nick these days. What are you reading? - Artistic individuals can enter a state of deep focus when studying intricate, small-scale details. You see, that's exactly what I mean. They're trying to figure out why the bug is like that. - Right. - Why do we need to know that? We already know. - They need to know that. - You said you know what small life looks like. Maybe it can affect large life in the future. I don't know. - I didn't rip apart bugs when I said it. - Go look, if I don't know if you can find it, I don't know what the year was. But if there's like videos of Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson, et cetera, et cetera, like talking, I'm sure you would not come to the conclusion that they weren't autistic. - That wouldn't be an out though to do what they did. - That's why I'm saying autistic people are evil. You think it stops the evil. - You think it stops at small bugs? Did you not get where I was going with that? - I mean, I see where you're going now, but that's like a really dark thought, Matan. - What do you think is like the common association with people who kill animals when they're young? It's obviously that they're much more likely to become serial killers. And if even Google will try to make it sound all nice and say that autistic people are hyper-focused and want to kill small bugs, and reap them apart, then there you go. - Have you ever talked with a serial killer? - Probably not that I would know of, right? - Right. - Well, I don't know if you like visit a prison and do the whole psychological thing. I feel like you'd be into that. - No, that seems like a waste of time. I don't think we should do prison systems. I think if somebody gets along enough sentence, regardless of what they did, you we should just kill them and save some money and not do it in a way that's nice. - Because that caused way too much money to do the electric share, I think we should just hang them. Just quick little. - Yeah. - Or just like hire one really, really strong fighter who can just snap them, like that. - Like a little cost money not. - That would cost, you know, it would cost the money. - It would cost the money, but it would be probably less money to pay that guy per year than it would do one electric share. - Yeah. - What is he doing now? Where are you going? - That's my secret to know and you did not find out. He's just keep, he's just here to keep you off balance. - That's what he's here to do, you know. - Okay. - Are you comfortable? - I am completely comfortable. I'm dominating you in your own home. - Good, that's fine. That's what I brought you here to do. - Yeah, I'm into that. - That sounds a little gay. I just want to clarify. - All right, hard pause. - When did you find out you were gay? - When did you? - Huh? - No, I'm not. - You're not? - No. - So you do like women? - Yeah, I wouldn't have paid that for you. You think I would be gay? - Yeah, I kind of thought so. - Interesting. After all the hard things I said, I guess that does coincide with gay sort of. - Sometimes, it depends, it depends. I've seen projection before. - Yeah. - I've seen projection before for sure. - You know, I like to kill bugs. - But I didn't say you were trans. You know, that's kind of, I think that's different. - Trans? - Yeah. - Interesting. - What else? What are some other topics? - I feel like we've ran our thing with me saying, really despicable things about autistic people. - Yeah, that, you know, we kind of got that. That's, that's-- - And I'm not even joking, by the way. What I'm saying is like probably actually just objectively true. I take, stick people like killing small animals when they're young. That's just a trait that everybody knows coincides with killing people. Go look at a video of the serial killers. They're clearly socially impaired. Otherwise, I-- - Does that mean they're autistic? Or are you just assuming that? - I mean, just guess it. - It's just, it's pretty obvious. - It's pretty obvious, yes. What if it's another type of disorder that just shows itself in similar manifestations? I'm gonna need those later, by the way. So, well, it's not. - Well, then you have to pay your-- - Did you bend it? - You'll have to send. Did I what? - Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna make sure. - Can I bend it? - No, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I actually need that. I really need that. - I bendable. - Yeah, it's not bendable. Well, it is. You're just not sure. - You don't really need it, right? - You don't really hit the gym much, though. - You could just buy another sure mic, steal those pieces and return it and they would never know. - Yeah, they would never know, but like that mic is special to me. - Yeah. - A lot has happened on that mic. - You don't ever switch your mic? - Not that one. - Okay. - This one's been switched.
a couple times 'cause you know, I'm a little clumsy, but the casts are always better until you. - It's the first time something like this happened. - It's the first time. - All the Italian gangsters who pretend that they're not gangsters anymore. - They're very respectful. - And also pretend that they're way, way cooler and more dangerous than they are. Don't usually rape a parcher, Mike. - Most of them that come on podcasts are that way. You're right. Yeah, there's a lot of like fake lore for sure. - Yes. - There's most of them are rats. I've had one guy that was not a rat. So then how did he do your show? - Because he did his time and he left. - Interesting. - Did you pay him? - No. - I've never paid a guest in my life. - Interesting. - And I've never accepted money for someone to come on either. - Oh, people try to pay you to come on? - I've had people off of that and I will not do that. It has to work both ways. - I don't really get that offer on my show. I think that it makes more sense for people to try to pay to get on yours. 'Cause I feel like your audience is the type of people looking for answers to questions that don't exist. - Questions that don't exist. Well, clearly someone's asking them. - No, no, they're even looking for questions sometimes. They're just looking for something. They're bored, they're on welfare and they need something to think about. - So they listen to Julian Dory podcast. - Yup. - You did some audience reconnaissance on May before you came here. - I'm just guessing based off your show and based off your way of speaking and, you know. - My way of speaking. - Yeah. - See the thing I'm retarded. - You could say that. What led you to think I'm retarded? - Your way of speaking. - Just just that, nothing else. - Those glasses contributed to it. It's like a douche bag, you know. You're not really. - I was kind of the ass. - I didn't put them on until you sprayed lysol on my table. Then I put them on. - I know that you did that on purpose. - Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah, exactly. - Even more of a douche bag. - You threw me off balance. - And you got back on balance by seeing a little worst. - You have to rebounce it. - You're just coping. You're trying to make it seem like you're in control of the situation, but you're not. - I'm not in control of the situation. You've been in control since you got here. - Then don't pretend that those glasses have changed anything. - They've only changed the dynamic of you not understanding where I stand. Now, see, we gotta find that later. - I'm gonna need that. - Tell me which hand it's in. - Your right hand. All right, I heard where that goes. Have an idea. We'll be able to get it. - I'll make this one much harder. - All right, I saw where that went. - I'm sorry. - That's gonna be difficult to get. - That'll be good. - That one. - That was a good one. That was a good play on my hand. - I'm gonna have to stand on the table to get that. - That was a good play. I'll give you that. - That's a hard, good hard, I didn't see that in you. - Yeah. - Anyways. - I didn't see that kind of strength in you. - Any other topics? - Yeah, I also thought you were gonna be way shorter. I'll give you that. - Really, people say that to me all the time. - I thought you were fine for short. - Yeah. - No, I'm like five foot, maybe like nine almost. - 10, maybe, maybe close to 11. - No, no, no. Now you just wanna be taller than you are. Maybe I'm like five, eight and a half, five, nine. - I'm not taller. - I'm not trying to be taller. - Am I taller than you? I don't know. - No, I'm not. - No. - I don't remember standing next to you. - No, I did say next to you. - And we were at the same height. - I bent over a little bit, a little bit, and you were like right there. - Okay. - So, it felt like five, 10, five alone. - Because you wanna say you're six foot? - No, I'm six foot one, flat. - Eh. - No, I am. - Okay, what, what if, we have some better topics and you're lying about your height, 'cause, you feel emasculated? - Yeah, do you want more water? - It may be in a bottle form. - In a bottle form? Why would you wanna drink out of plastic just to give yourself cancer? - That's correct. You gotta go someday. - You're trying to get cancer. - I'm not trying to avoid it. - You're not trying to live forever. - No. - You haven't had on Brian Johnson on your show? - I think it's gonna, and this sounds real mean, but I think it'll be really funny when he gets in a car crash one day and his entire head explodes. All for nothing. - What if they can bring him back by that point? - Yeah, well, then they probably could have brought him back if he was dying due to microplastics, right? - Yeah. - And then it was all for nothing anyways. What does he do? Doesn't he drink his son's blood? That part's a little weird. - He's kinda just like a freak show clown. - Tell us how you really feel about him. - I just said it. - I know. - But I do respect him. - You respect him. Why do you respect him? - Because he's a crazy fool. And those guys are usually very interesting and finally to talk to. - So you respect him for the ideas that you could have him on your show and it would be good content. - I'm just trying to not completely exit out the idea and possibility of him coming on my show. I think I just went too far with the head exploding. - That's all right. - And I think I just wiped out a guess for myself. - It's satire. - I'll bet he'll come on after that. He'll see that clip. - You think it'll help? - I think it might help. - I think I'll send him a message. Brian Johnson, he'll be dead soon. - Okay. What did you think of his response to the Epstein files and being in them? - Brian Johnson? Was that true? - Yeah, I actually think he's one of the people. It really was innocent. - I do believe that. - Are you joking or you're serious? - I'm dead serious. - Was he Epstein files? - I was in one email where he was then agreed to meet on a Zoom with Jeffrey Epstein in 2017. - Innocent. - He did address it. - He did address it. - And I actually believe them. - Yeah, can I see how he addressed it? - Yeah, he sounds ridiculous. - Go to Brian Johnson Epstein email. - He was a little way too over apologetic about it. Like to the point of exaggeration. - He was in an Epstein email and he zoomed with him. - Yeah, so no problem. - And he mentioned that before it got leaked. - That's the one thing. - I agree, that's a great question. - I know you were joking the whole time about me knowing Epstein, but I swear if I-- - I wasn't joking about that. - Had met him, well then you're an idiot. - What am I an idiot? You thought Palm Beach Pete was Epstein. I think Epstein got it. - He is Epstein. - He's not Epstein. - Okay, well, if I had met Epstein, I would be bragging about it. - You'd be bragging why would you bragging? - If I could confirm it was and not through Palm Beach Pete. - Why would you be bragging about it? - 'Cause that's awesome. - Why is it awesome? - Anything to do with Epstein is awesome. He's a cultural icon, so you think he's a good guy. - I see people in the streets wearing shirts of him on his face. - I mean, people wear shirts at Che Guevara. - And to give context, they're wearing that because they're homeless and I gave it to them. And I told them to put it on. They weren't just doing it, but I'm starting the movement. - What was the island like? - I wish I had a way, truly. - You wish you had one. - To just see it, it's like a historical place. - No, hopefully not to be raped by a bunch of older guys. That sounds like the worst thing that could happen. - It sounds awful, it just seems like me. I don't know about that. - I would just wanna see the island. It's like when you go to see that painting, the Mona Lisa. When you see the Colosseum, it's like, here's some stupid artistic bullshit that actually had no effect. And here's where all the powerful people gather to secretly be pedophiles. I wanna see what that looks like. - So you think the Mona Lisa, hold on a second. You think the Mona Lisa and Colosseum are artistic bullshit that have no effect? - The Colosseum was cool, they would have. - Yeah, they found it out to the death. - That's when we didn't have empathy as people for artistic people. These people who couldn't interact in society would give them a spear and we would tell them they have to rip off a bull's head. When we damn well, that is the opposite of what was gonna happen. Well, I would like to have you on my show. - All right, Brian. - Mr. Johnson. - Yes, Mr. Johnson. - I'd like a fake name. - Well, if you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time, he'll do it. - No. - Will you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time? - I probably would have done that if he had asked me not to. - Right. - Well, what would your approach with him be? Would you open up with this? - I didn't even know about this. This is like not particularly shocking, but it's interesting. How did he get his money, by the way? - To start stealing his son's blood. - What was it then? It was like a payments company or did I just make that up? Can we Google how did Brian Johnson get rich? - I will say, by the way, the idea of taking nutrients from your son. - It's crazy. - To give to yourself is pretty awesome. - You always think it's awesome. - I mean, most people, they are always these parents, you know? Always say like, oh, you know, I love my kid more than anything. This guy is stealing from his kid to live longer. And I probably won't even make him live any longer. It's just gonna ruin his son's life because everybody like, holy shit are you? The guy was that dad who's stealing your blood? - Well, it's not stealing a few degrees to it. - Fucking crazy family of, of not, isn't he giving his blood to his, to his own dad, too? Or did I make that up? - Shit. - Yeah. It's like the blood brother, or bloodline or something like that. - Yeah. All right, so Brian Johnson made the bulk of his fortune in 2013 by selling his FinTech company Brain Tree to PayPal for 800 million in cash. He didn't have that much money. - It's, yeah, now he's, he's pretty loaded. He's pretty in cash. I feel like that's how you would want to do a deal in cash. That's how I would want to do a deal. - I mean, if I could get more money in a similar amount of period where like it's more, when you count, how you could have invested in with inflation, I would take not in cash. - But not in cash. - I guess it's preferable to take it in cash if it's the same thing regardless. - Yes. - What would you do with 800 million? Well, 400 after taxes. - I would probably buy an island. - An island, where any place specifically? - I would buy that island. And then I would open it as like a, a tour, a museum. - It already got bought though. And they actually are already turned into a resort. Did you hear about this? Could we Google Epstein Island being turned into a resort? I know. I know they took your idea. Yeah. Was that your idea or Jeff's?
because he wanted to pass it down in the family. - It was Pete's. - It was Pete's. So his name's Pete now. He's not Jeffrey Epstein. - That's his nickname. Okay, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein's former Caribbean properties, Lil St. James and Great St. James were purchased in May 2023 for 60 Millie. See, you could have done it. By Billionaires, Stephen Deckoff. Deckoff originally announced intentions to transform the locations into a luxury resort. Oh shit, look at this. No major construction or development has been reported though. The islands currently remain in a state of limbo with no active resort or confirmed plans for the site. Matan, you should go break onto that island with Tyler Olivera and do one of your podcasts without the tent just like right outside the temple. I think that would be awesome. - I would immediately get a, I've seen the videos of the guys sneaking onto the island. They just get arrested or kicked off immediately. - Not if you bring a lot of security. - Can you imagine one of the worst, like isn't it like next to all those islands with like those immigrants? - Probably. - I guess they're not immigrants of their own islands, but you know what I mean. I don't know what you mean. - There's certainly a lot of-- - I was just going with it. - Isn't it next to the islands with the people who they're like kind of animalistic? - Oh, you went from immigrants to animalistic to their non-immigrants to their animalistic. - You just made it more complicated than it is. - That's right. - I can't imagine a worse place to be in jail than there. So I'm not gonna take that risk. - I would tell you to go to a luxury resort though. That would be fucking awesome. - Well they're not-- - Imagine how they're not building it. - Yeah, well imagine if you built like a big resort all in the style of that house. - In the house in New York or the temple house. - The temple house. - The temple house. - Everybody gets a little-- - Everybody you can rent a little, feel like that. - That would be so awesome. - I'm not even joking. Wouldn't you go there? - No. - What? - No. - Why? - I mean I've had someone sitting in that seat who was a victim on that island. So I feel like the spirits just in general, even if I had an experience that, hearing that story firsthand would have been bad enough to me be like, yeah I think I'll go to any other island in the world but that. - I wanna go to that island that I've been going to. - I wanna go to that one. - In a house that looks like the place where the bad stuff probably happened. But you know, we don't know that for sure. - We don't know that. - But we don't know exactly if it was on that house. Do we or is that confirmed? - Well some of what may have happened in there is not confirmed, but like that any bad thing's happening in there is some of that's confirmed, yeah. - Oh yeah, it was on the house specifically. - Yeah there were people assaulted in there. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. You could do a podcast right outside it that would Brian Johnson and talk about it if he knew him or not. - I was gonna go, I did not know him. I did not know, he's just not gonna keep repeating himself 'cause he's probably severely autistic. - What about the one in New York? You ever been there? - No, actually I haven't, but I've heard-- - I can take you. - Where is it? Is it in Manhattan? - Yeah, it's only 71street. - What's that close to relative? 'Cause I'm not good with like a New York directions. - Aren't you here all the time? - I come here often, but I mean-- - You just don't look outside and what's street you're on. - Well, I usually, like I was probably from where I was seeing like a 30 minute train ride away, but I don't really, I just get on trains. - Right, so if you get off-- - Just directionlessly, and then I'll just get off and if I've been to wrong place, I'll do it. So I actually, this was like a three hour journey for me. - No, if you get off at Penn Station, which is where Madison Square Garden is, and you're on roughly 32nd, 33rd Street, and you just walk up to 60th at the park, you make a right-- - You have to walk 30 streets? - Yeah, it's like 26, they're half blocks that way, and then you make a right, go the corner of the park, make your first left right there, and then walk down to where it says 71st, half blocks. Very easy. - How long is this walk from this Penn Station? - Well, who's walking? Am I walking? - Sure. - Okay, then it's a lot faster if you're with me. You're gonna have trouble keeping up. But if you're walking with like Danny here or something like that, it might be-- - A couple day journey. - No, 90 minutes. - Well, and with you? - Probably about 55. - Why don't you just take a train that's closer to this place? - Because there's a lot of work, you know? - I don't like taking a train in New York City. I like walking in New York City. - Okay, well now you're just an idiot. - I'm not an idiot, it's good exercise. Good for long journey, too. - And 90 minute walk? - Well, no, it's like 55 with me. - It's really an hour 10, or 110. - 110. - I'm gonna go back. - Oh, on the brown trip. I didn't say we were walking back. - So what's the solution then? - I don't know, maybe we'll teleport. - See, now you have no answers and now you're just saying bullshit 'cause you're an idiot. - No, you've been saying bullshit 'cause you're an idiot all day. - No, but I know that I'm saying bullshit. - You're the one spreading lifestyle. - Well, that was calculated. - How would you do it? - It can make his shirt look like he's shit himself. - That wasn't calculated, but it came out pretty awesome. - It did come out pretty awesome, I agree. We may frame that shirt afterwards. - Will you frame it? - I'll frame it. - Yeah. - What's your opinion on the moon, you think we went? - I think the moon is the same size as the sun and it's only 25 miles up. - All right, hold on. What? - That's what the guy on my show told me and he was, I believe him. - It's only 25 miles up, but it's the same size as the sun. - Which is also only 25 miles up. - No, the sun's a lot farther than that. - Oh, look at you, you were lecturing me about distracting you with Texan. - Yeah, 'cause you come off like a guy who would wanna be perceived as respectful. - I come off as a guy who wanna be perceived as respectful. I never thought of it that way. - I'm clearly not that way, right. - See, you're okay being a dick. - I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole. - I mean, I see you're just obfuscating here 'cause you're not answering my question. - What's that, what was the question? - I asked you if we went to the moon and you just told me something about the sun and the size and everything. - What's that, Joe Rogan? Yes, where they said if they got into it, they would be in danger. I think that's the position I'm in. - I think that was Elon Musk that said that, right? - No, no, it was like a. - No, it was, it was like, I don't think it was even a particularly famous guy. Look it up. - The guy who hacked, who does the search engine shit on Google? - I don't remember, but I remember seeing that clip all the time. - Who told Joe Rogan? - Is it true that like every time Joe Rogan has on like a crazy type of schizophrenic guess, it expands your potential ceiling for how big your show can get? - I think it depends on the guest. All right, so who told Joe Rogan? He would be in danger if he spoke about something publicly. I don't know, we'll see if that can. - Let's see what Google AI can do. Joe Rogan stunned his podcast guest refuses to answer a mushroom-related question. - That was. - Oh, Paul Stamets was. - Yeah, let's hit it. - I don't know. - He got famous from selling stamps. Did you know that? - From selling stamps? - Stamps. - Stamps. - Yeah. - Gotta be stamps. - Oh, Paul Stamets, yeah, I see what you're doing, okay. Joe Rogan was left stunned during an episode of the Joe Rogan experience, when guest Paul Stamets refused to answer a question claiming he could put his life in danger. All right, what was the question? All right, let's go down, let's go down. - So, are you Paul Stamets? - During the conversation, Rogan asked Stamets, what are the benefits or the negative effects of this? - Rogan appeared visible. Yeah, go ahead. - I'll just tell you an interruption. Confusing. - Okay, a question that approved to reference portabello. - Now you're tripping up on your words. - Stamets having a hard time reading and saying, "This is an explosive area of conversation "and puts my life in danger so I reserve the right "not to answer a question." (laughing) - Rogan appeared visibly surprised by the statement responding, "Whoa, didn't expect that. "It puts your life in danger, "talking about portabello mushrooms." He's looking at that. - Are you reading it now just to read it to prove you can read it because I said you were having a hard time reading it. - No, I'm answering. - Do you even know what you're reading? I feel like the information is going-- - I actually read this. - Not even into wanting it. - No, it's just going into my fucking eyes. - I said it with my brain and I'm saying it to people. - What the hell are you even talking about? - Now we're just talking about nothing, about complete nothing. - No, we're talking about nothing. - We're talking about nothing. - We are even on a pie, it's like two birds yelling at each other. - That's why we used to wear headphones, so it's like this, you know? But yeah, now you were right. His life was in danger over mushrooms. - Found it, baby. - You two have a good punch, I didn't expect that on you. - No, it's like the hide thing. - I didn't expect that either, but I'm saying even once I saw the actual-- - I think people just think I'm like, I guess physically so unintimidating. Not that I'm particularly physically intimidating, but you don't like wood very much, do you? - Wood? - Yeah, you got a problem with wood. - Wood for wood either? - Yeah, it's not good for wood. I put sealant on it. - I have an idea. - The lysole's not good for wood either. - What about water and lysole? - It's, I mean, you're gonna have to fly that guy out from Florida's real soon again. - Danny's a big fan of yours, but I feel like he's not gonna be very happy to have to. - Is Danny? - No, not that Danny, Danny Jones. - Yeah, me. - Go under the table, you can see it. - Go under the table. - It's like a weird Epstein trick. - It's not a weird Epstein trick. - I got pants on, I'll stand up. I'm good. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was real. - Go under the table right here. - Yo, keep your distance. - You can go under the table and you'll see it. - Do you think I'm gonna go under the fucking table, you weird creep? - I told you to go under the table. - Well, you have no pressure over anybody. Maybe if you really wore that retired skateboarder fighter, I would go under the table. - You don't wanna fuck around and find out. - With you? I feel like you probably have guns. Strike me as a guy. I wouldn't tell you if I did, right? - You probably has a bunch of illegal shotguns. - I would definitely do it legally if I had them in here. - You would say that, obviously, on a podcast. - No, no, I would say that privately too. I would definitely do it legally. - Interesting. - Yes, there's a process there, but there's no reason to not do it legally. Do you own guns?
Can I own guns? Is it 18 you own guns? Not can you? I was already given you credit for being able to I get it No, I don't not yet. Okay Are do you plan to I'm sure at some point right but I live in LA. So I think it's very strict there I've heard that I don't know the full process, but I've heard it's very sure of the process either does your security have guns security Yes, you saw me we security. Yeah, the three guys out there the stupid homeless crack head. That's right The cameraman that's following me around that I told not to sit in here. You told him not to sit in here I told him he could sit in here. Well, I told him not to why would he sit in here? I don't know He could add something to the audience. I have no idea. All right. Well just to expedite the conversation. I don't have security Have you thought about getting it? No, not really big target on your back and a big head. That's a big target. I actually Don't I just don't go in public that often. So I'm not I'm usually able to not have to be concerned with that And when I do I'll just put on a hat you do what I was gonna ask you that so you do wear hats sometimes in public. Yeah I mean preferably. I feel like this is a pretty recognizable. Yeah There's a fat there's a hat that fits on that head a beanie put all the hair down. Oh, so it comes all that. Is it like in your face? No, it'll go to the back. I'll put a hoodie on and people usually don't know sunglasses No, I feel like that's too far now. It's like kind of giving it away It's giving it away then you start looking suspicious. You have a hat a beanie on and sunglasses. I Mean that's what Leonardo DiCaprio does. I don't think he looks suspicious But he's just doing that because he doesn't want the paparazzi to get good photos I think not to hide when he's like walking. I mean he hides pretty well. They don't get they get him But not as much as you would think yeah, I don't think he's paying them off to not get him all the time But no, I don't know I don't think I would need security because even when I walk around like this and I do get recognized a lot I it's usually good interactions almost entirely good. I don't know if I've had a bad one right Were you wearing sunglasses on 9/11? Sun glass. Why what's the joke there? Or is that a joke? I just I want to know where you were on 9/11 I was six years away from being born That's what I would say too. I would lie about my birth year I mean, but I wouldn't though because I would have liked to be around for 9/11 You would have liked to be a rent like to watch a witness Like in a in a what's the context there a good way bad way I'm in New York and against it To witness it in general just to witness it I'm not gonna root for it to happen root for 9/11 to happen good good good Why would you say I think I would say that I don't know it seemed like you were going there No, I would have just liked to witness that Just to like be able to take it in you don't think that every single person who was Physically witnessing the plane flying to the buildings doesn't tell that to people all the time There are people who refused to talk about it that did that yeah They refused to talk about why because it was so traumatic for them I'm not talking about people who saw like dead People you know well a lot of those people did see both Well, that's that obviously would be traumatic. I'm saying like let's see you were like You know five miles away. You just saw the plane go into the building I'm sure they talk about that shit all the time right. Let's say you were dancing or something. I'm sure they weren't they knew him You still have an answer my question either about like the Kim Yong-un get up where'd this come from Well, it's just the only suit I have it's the only one you own yeah, so why get another one? I kind of like that logic that's that is smart logic because it does ever like smell because you wear too many days in a row Especially in hot places. Uh, yeah, but then nobody will want to steal it Right, but people won't want to be around you. It's like, you know, some of those yeah, but that's that's that's uh not a necessarily a bad thing How I can people around you. You like being alone. No, I'm not like uh particularly like that it just Sometimes if I I guess it would be preferable depending on the day and the situation and what I'm doing Uh-huh. I feel like I didn't even need to have to explain that, but you're so far behind that I think on the head No, you're not even on that dumb level. I'm not on that dumb level. I'm like below that. Yeah, you're just far behind. Okay Well, my bladder's behind. I gotta take a piss. So we're gonna take a break real quick. Are we done or what? No, we're gonna continue Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I have a lot of questions for you. All right. I don't know who sent you Just a reminder this is the bathroom break part. It's about two or three minutes and I'm leaving it in because it was really fine All right, we'll be right back Good job so far. It's good so far. Are you having fun? Yeah, you don't break Don't leave the room Mean our head is watching. Okay, you got it So who's the craziest guy you've ever met? Well, I'm gonna leave the room. Oh, you shouldn't you shouldn't leave the room. I need to leave the room Okay, that's fine. You know what? Let's let's leave the room together. You know what I mean? I think that would be great Sorry, okay. Is that for you? No, not for the regular water for you. No, no, it's the regular. You see those cups that are nasty. Oh, I see. So you're gonna drink straight from that? Yes Okay, I can get you a better cup. Would you like a better glass? No, no, these will work fine. This will work fine Well, good, there you go. Would you like a chair for that? No, no Okay Maybe can you grab those napkins? There's napkins. Yes, sure And then maybe wipe this up on it so I don't destroy use a ball. Yeah, yeah, that's not let's let's try not to Let's mitigate some of the damage, you know Oh, he says he's right on here This is is really that's one of those Israeli Israelis All right, there you go. So what do you wipe it down? The water that he has in the He grabs some sparkling water from your fridge You're planning on drinking it. Yeah, it's all right That wasn't no water wasn't for me Okay, everything's done. Yep All right, let's run it Now you're stealing my globe and my sparkling water that isn't mine I think that's cool It's gonna keep texting You said there was a break period. Yeah, well the breaks over. I'm talking into the mic You're supposed to be a professional. You know what this is Say again. You stole my globe. You stole the sparkling water. That's not mine It's not yours. No, who's it? A female's oh, you're girlfriend or something. No, no A victim no, so none of the above What do you call it the talking stage? Yeah How is it any good? I'm not a big fan of sparkle. I'm not a fan of anybody either All right, we agree on that Now why'd you take my globe? Because it looks funny. Why does it look funny? It's a globe. You know You bought the Israeli version. I did not buy the Israeli version. This was this was my grandfather's actually Well, he bought the Israeli version. No, I forget my father bought an Israel one probably before it even existed again Yeah, wait is Israel even on there? I've never checked this is yeah, Israel Tel Aviv Yafu Jerusalem. Okay, it's there I don't see no Palestine on here though. Right So do you think Israel should exist? Yeah, people have asked me that before. I think that's almost a few tile argument It's a few tile argument. I think there's a we've now progressed into a point where I think fighting the land battle about it is a little too late in the process I would like to mitigate the killing of a bunch of innocent Palestinians as possible though because that team is more realistic You know, I think I agree with you. Yeah, you got to start with the simpler humane argument before you can tackle the real issues Yeah, I mean, it's just like If they're getting genocide, they're not going to be in the position to fight and take land back. Yeah So let's maybe stop that first stop funding it at least How many countries have you been to before Ah England That's it. I think so really yeah, I haven't traveled that far out of the US I've been to a bunch of states, but that's it. What's your favorite state? I like New York Why do you like New York? Because there's always Crazy funny homeless people dancing and singing borderline homeless people dancing and singing Rich people who are looking very upset that they have to be in their presence right You enjoyed that dynamic from an entertainment perspective. It's amazing. Yeah, it's like unlike unlike any other place I've ever seen So like when you come here or anywhere and record do you just go find a warehouse and set up like the white tent or Well, I have a studio. I use it in New York. I'm using a studio. Okay, and they let you do just make a tent That's my set. It's the second best tent set in podcast and for sure
What's the what's the competitor mark gag done his tent his tent's better. Who's that? Camping my boy mark camp gag. Don't you never seen this? Oh, he's that the guy on On flakering. Yeah, flakering. Yeah, best hair in the game for sure Shout out mark seem right there. Oh, there's him before the hair. Look at that. Hold on go over to go up Look, yeah, hit that. That's before you had hair But him being in a tent is in fair because he looks like a homeless person who would be in a tent, so he has an advantage Do you think he looks homeless? I think it looks pretty clean Maybe not in that photo good. He is from Florida in your defense. Go to the recent one. Yeah Homeless fair that's fair. It's good hair, but he could he could be home. Do you like some water? I've never seen him in a home now that you say I don't want sparkling water now like I said, I don't drink it Now you got sparkling water on the table That's like actually is that acidic Danny? I don't even know Yeah, let's Google that is sparkling water acidic in any way I'm not a biologist or chemist, you know Yeah, mildly yes mildly acidic when carbon dioxide dissolves in water it forms carbonic acid dropping the drinks pH to roughly 3.5 to 5.0 so you just put like a fucking four pH on my table and Now you're gonna put more that's awesome. Would it melt by the time we're done? It might melt by the time we're done and then like I said that Danny Jones is he's gonna have to build a whole new table I Clean the carpets, so that's not a big one. Okay, all right. Keep adding to it Just let's not hit the wires down the carpet melt the carpet will not melt The carpet will not melt. It's a very I I sleep on this carpet sometimes No, don't don't do that This fucking guy. It's an experiment. I'm not trying to it's an experiment. You're not trying to fuck things up You just experiment it on my check. We'll see if it melts. We'll see if it melts He's in a fun experiment to do in your house. Not really Not really it's fun because I don't have any damages Do you want to be president one day? I don't think that's really even A relevant thing to consider right now. Why is it not relevant if I want to be president? Yeah Go Clintons already your rabbi how many years off of that before I would even be allowed to run if I ran you got Another 16 if your birthday is correct. Yeah, you might be at the Canberra, but I'm kind of leaning towards that I don't look 19 to you. I look older than that. Yeah, how old do I look? 28 and a half maybe are you serious? Yeah, I don't know if I should interpret that as an insult or not No, it's for a guy. It's not an insult for sure Seems like an insult. I mean, you could just find a video of me from 2019 when I'm 12. It exists Maybe you're on puberty blockers. Okay. Well see now you have to come up with all these excuses. This is how you that's not an excuse a lot I mean you're from California. A lot of people were on those do I look like I was on those you might have been do I sound like I was on those Well, you might have formulated the voice at this point. Yes, you make it sound Come up with all these excuses. It's not excuses. You play a bit. You play a character. I don't know. I don't Would you just throw it? Oh, it's the cap. It's not gonna hurt you. Yeah, you'll be all right. You'll be all right Well, I wanted you to head it. You won with your head He's soccer. No, he's not a big soccer guy. You want to try? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a relic I won't do it because you said it's from your grab. That's not even like a bot. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'll let him know he's still alive Okay, no Just almost messed up there. We're just gonna put this back over here No one can harm that But you've only been to England Yes, so you haven't done your world tour yet a world tour just traveling or like I know Like actually doing the show too. I feel like that would suit you Like live or just filming with guests across the world. I think filming with guests across the world I just I mean, I don't know if there's any yes across the world that what would I Could get a hold of there would be interesting not one in all you know, I don't know anybody in like Austria Yeah, but they know you and there's probably a few interesting motherfuckers there It might be true, but I just haven't got a hold of them. You haven't done that. I think you should do that I think it would be good. Yeah, but you haven't you never thought about being president just because you're way too young according to what you say to be I mean, it's just not I have no political No political background. Were you just speaking it like some fucking Young no, but I mean I don't have like I haven't been in the government at all. Usually you have to work your way up Trump didn't I was speaking at the the New York's young Republicans club gala Who invited you? Some idiot. I guess who got fired. I won't call him an idiot. I appreciate that he got me up there to be the speaker Would you say to get him fired? I? guess I mean well they immediately Didn't let me back up to continue I was the host of the whole event. I was every time somebody came back up. Oh, they asked you to MC. I was the MC I was gonna do my speech in the beginning, which I did. I suppose I go off go on go off go on the whole time do a Mail remark Conclusion remarks. I got my first six minutes. That was it who who yanked you officially didn't even yank me I went up for I was supposed to be up there for five minutes. I did my intro for like six Just went off but then they didn't let you back up so somebody was just sure Well, I asked the guy because there were two guys the two guys running the show They were like almost shaking. They were like maybe partly out of anger and like I don't know what they what whatever they were expecting Not that I they should expect that I would fuck with them because I don't fuck with people you don't fuck with people I'm because I don't do any of that nonsense. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's for dumb babies. Yeah dumb babies. Um Some evidence there, you know Someone it's evidence against what you just said Well, that was a defensive position as a defensive position. Yes. All right, let me play some defense - Yeah Well, I don't want to mess up my jacket. You don't want to mess up your jacket. Hey Mike Mike Mike Mike want to come in Okay, all right Okay, you're gonna Defend with the camera angle and we just make sure it's at least facing me over there I got the shampoo and conditioner That's there are a lot less deadly have you ever seen these things squirt? Yeah, just make sure it's at least lined up if you need to play defense with that you can but To make it like an actual That's right. Yeah, I got to get you out of here 215 so we got like an hour. Okay That way this is kind of like an interview now almost like a casting couch kind of thing I don't know if you're into that, but I'm not gonna play along with that like where I'm like a rapist Yeah, a little bit I feel like you're about to talk dirty to me or something. No, okay. That's good That's good. That's all right. That's how to recycle There's no main shot that includes everybody Yeah, there is it's right there, but we didn't put it on for you. We put on this camera in case Mike Mike came in I didn't want the main shot for you Like a bit of an oversight. Why's it an oversight? Did I have a main shot? Well, that's I mean if Joey Deef were here. We would have had it for sure There was a lot going on you were spraying a lot of things I never put on you went to an on camera five day We haven't needed it today Because we got multiple angles. It's not too late watching at this point. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah people watch these whole things Look at that. That's it. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. No, that's on you Yeah, take take the cover off. Yeah, we almost just lost producer Danny. It's also clearly a very good defense It is good defense. I'll give you that, but it won't look good in court. Yeah, is it on? It's not on you got you got to turn her on Yeah, you have to turn like the switch on top. He's not gonna die All financial issues, but like I've seen him fall. It's not great It's not it's not great. You see on top. There's like a switch right there. You turn yeah Yeah, you're good. No, like I said, he's Danny's the editor and today today You know, oh did you turn that off now? Yeah, why'd you turn that off? I want to see if you can figure out how to turn it on you No, no, no, no, no, no, not there On the on the back of the camera. Yeah, the power buttons All right, yeah, just flick it Is it on? Yeah, yeah, it's right on me. Can you even hear you like you're not even near the mic? Yeah, I mean he's loud, but Now he's gonna move it again. Okay We won't do this stuff now we have we have equal weaponry You still haven't touched the bottom of the plunger why would I touch the bottom of a plunge you were touching it on the way in here And now you know they're shit on it. Yeah When you brought it in you were carrying it like that. No, I wasn't. Yeah, you weren't. Are you crazy? Yeah, I think Danny actually has that on video He was shooting some shit. No, yeah, have you talked any cartel guys? I don't think so you should why is that because I think you would actually be able to ask them good-cutting questions and get them off Balance provided they spoke some English if it's a guy just be Spanish. It's gonna be tough Feel like that might be a little dangerous for me it might be a little dangerous, but you
You can just hire some here. - What are you trying to figure out right now? - No, he's taking notes, he's taking notes. - He's just taking notes for you, you know? - I would like a coffee after this. I was treated unfairly, I would like a coffee. (laughing) - Another coffee. - You're not supposed to agree with him. - Oh no, I got you a coffee. - Okay, yeah, yeah, no way, that's it. - You need two coffee. - I don't know, I've heard that's what he's saying. - Clearly he needs it more than one. - That's compensation, two coffee. - It could be compensation. - He needs more energy than the average person to keep it running. - Yeah, but if you talk with a cartel guy that spoke English, as well, you might be able to get to the bottom of the fentanyl crisis. And I feel like that would be something that could put you on a pathway for political settlement. - Is it really a crisis though? Or is it really just like the process of elimination? - Process about that's dark, Madonna. - It's true though. - Why is it true? - I don't know, figure it out yourself. - Okay, someone gets hurt on the job. They blow out their back doing nothing wrong, and then doctor prescribes them fucking opium, and then suddenly they're on the streets looking for fentanyl because the doctor got them addicted to opium. - They should have been stronger and not hurt their back on the job. - Okay, so you would have just stopped them doing that. You think that it's like an evolutionary Darwinism, if you just hurt your back on the job. - You shouldn't have hurt your back on the job. You should have been stronger. - But what if you're working really hard? - Then you should have worked as hard as you can without not hurting your back because you should have been stronger. - Have you ever hurt your back? - No. - But if you did and got addicted to fentanyl, would you see it differently? - Then I would think that I got eliminated by the process. I was eliminated by the process. So are you like a population control guy? - Well, I was arguing against that earlier. - I know, that's what I'm saying. - Not a population control guy. I'm just questioning how big this crisis is and if it's really a crisis. - Crisis in air quotes. - Yeah. Is it a crisis or is it really just like, we're getting rid of some people who probably we don't need anyways and also they look really funny and like we take photos of them and send it to our friends in a group chat and like look at this crazy guy. Okay, well I do. I'm like, is this the craziest one we've seen so far? We have like a whole collection. We have like a shared like a photo group where we all out the best ones. - Right. - You do that with Mike Mike? - Well, he's in one of the photos from when I got him. - Right. - But he's not in the group. He might find it a little offensive. - So you're worried about offending him. So you make an exception for him. - Actually, that's a good point. I don't think he's even capable of really being offended or interpreting why he should be. So actually, no, yeah, I just wouldn't understand what's funny about his drugs. - He's not on drugs anymore. - He's not? - Yeah, he's just his brain is so fried from all the ones he did. - I don't know, listen, when he had to be a lawyer for Palm Beach Beatty, it was pretty good. I don't think your brain could be fried to say some of the things he was saying. - He's great to live. - So you just submitted it. - Yes, yes. - Let's go back to that. We never fully answered that question. You were talking about maybe chaining them in rooms and stuff to people to pass the IQ test or whatever your smart test is and everything. But like, what would you make them do as slaves? - The whole point was to grow the population. So it's strictly for eugenics. What about the kids that they have? Do you make them automatically slaves too? Or are they gonna be a part of, you know? - Maybe some of them, maybe just to continue at some point, maybe we don't have to do this thing anymore where we take IQ tests, they can just be those children. - That's smart. So you keep some and then send us out there. - Yeah, like you have, you start with 10, you have 30 kids, then now you will leave it 15 and 15. As you've grown by 15 and now instead of 15, you know what I mean. - Right. So what do you think the world population is 8 billion right now? How many of those people do you think would qualify to be slaves? - In America or the world? - The world. - But start at the world and then we'll go to America. Work our way down. In the world, maybe about 150 million. - So you think a lot of the world's dumb. - Are we gonna move on to America now? - Okay. - In America, probably about 150 million. - I'm sorry. - So the rest of the world's pretty dumb to you. You only been to one country. How can you know? - Well, I guess I'm kind of counting. - I think that's a lie, but. - I'm in Europe in America. - Europe in America. - Yeah, Europe is very similar. I mean, it's the same. - So you don't think they're good at math in Asia? - The issue is that they're not just, the isn't that they're not good at math. It's more of a cultural crisis. - Cultural, how so? - I mean, you don't see like the videos of like, the guys in Tokyo just like collapsing on a bus, like not even finding their way home to go to sleep after they've worked for 18 hours straight. - Uh-huh. I feel like you're making the opposite argument though. - What's the opposite argument? - Because you were saying 150 million, only including America and Europe, where some of these problems exist. But you're saying in Asia, those problems don't exist. Which-- - What make them so hard to exist? - You're talking about people that are like falling over from being-- - The population problem doesn't exist in Asia. - No. - No, are you talking about like, people that are actually falling over from being on fentanyl and shit like that? - No, from just not resting, because they're not resting. - You haven't seen the videos of like, the Japanese guys on the subway? - I don't think I have actually. Can we pull that up? Japanese guys falling over on subway. Video. Let's see. This is a common thing, they just fall over. - I get like three of these videos a day, like that. What does that mean? - Is this a regular? - Yeah, yeah. Let's grab it. Ever heard of the Oshaya? - No, there is, okay. - This one? This is what you want? Don't worry about the volume, Danny. Oh, they're trying to fit them into the subway, holy shit. Look at them just pushing them in like a sardine. That's interesting at least. Okay, go back and let's get the video, Matan wants, as you saw it, which one do you want, Matan? - Well, I don't see a video, but I see it says videos in photos of Japanese salarymen falling over passing out of sleeping in unusual positions. Or some ways are highly viral phenomenon online, they're deeply tied to Japan's intense corporate culture and drinking. - No shit, so drinking habits too, that's a drug. Ah, yeah, well, that's why I don't drink. I don't want to end up like a Japanese man sleeping on a bus. - Right, but we have that here too. And I'll bet it's in that 150 million as well. - Yeah, that, well, there's a lot more than 150 million people who live in the US and Europe. - I know, we kind of have to cut it down a little bit. - Yeah, so you're automatically cutting it down anyone who drinks. - Anyone who's an alcoholic? - That doesn't find their way home at night, yes. - Okay. - You've been eliminated from my eugenic plan. - Oh, what if you just do it once? - You've just done that one time? - Yeah, does that eliminate you? Like if you have one, like, bender night? - Ideally, yes, but I feel like then we're not gonna have enough people. - Yeah, yeah, see, there you go, that's true. - Now what does your master race look like? Is it like all one race or is it just strictly based on alcohol? - I think the culture hasn't progressed enough for me to get that races, but maybe we can revisit that soon. - We can revisit that. - Yes. - Do you want them to look like you? - As I said, maybe we'll revisit soon. - But is that a possible thing? - Maybe if Israel bombs like one more country. - Yeah. - It'll progress to the point where we can start getting into the master race. - Would you go back to Israel at this point? - Go back, get it. Do you think that would trick me? That stupid ass trick. If I was really a liar and I was from Israel, do you think that that would catch me? This whole sophisticated plan I've been doing this whole time would get caught like that by an idiot skateboarder? - Probably, it wouldn't take much. - Clearly not, but also not really clearly not. - Was that a Trump voice? - Clearly not. - Does he say that? - I mean, the way you said that was a similar tone. You were going down on the scale. - Does that great speaking patterns? - You like his speaking patterns. - Yeah. - Would he make your eugenics plan? He doesn't do drugs or drink. - Oh, would he get into the plan? - Yeah, would he be like a pro creator for your eugenics? - We could do that. - We could do that. - I mean, I think it's gonna be easier to find the man, right? Sounds kind of gross. - Yeah, because they're gonna have a lot more of an issue. The man is kind of like a one day process. Even thinking about this as a little bit. - You mean one day process? - I don't know if you know how, I mean, kids work, but you don't really need-- - Oh, one, you're saying on the actual pro creation, so that you're saying it's easier finding man. - You're really mean the, you're really mean male slaves. - You know what I mean? - Oh, you would only make the slaves females because you'd have to require watching them for nine months while they are actually-- - You don't really need that with the men. So it sounds like this sexist eugenics plan, but really it's just practical. I'm a practical guy. - It's your practical guy. - He's all about being pragmatic and practical. So he's always looking for the right solution to help everybody. - So are you saying you would only enslave the guys for like one day at a time here and there, did you know? - Unfortunately, I feel like they'd be happy to volunteer, as disgusting as that may be. - Yeah, did you talk to Bonnie Blue about that? - Well, that's a good example of it. I didn't talk to her about it. She certainly wouldn't make the eugenics plan about that. - She wouldn't make it, right? - Yeah, it's a good call. - The brain is too screwed up. - Yeah, you didn't like her, right? - No, not particularly. - Yeah, why don't you talk to her if you didn't like her? - You were just interested. - I'm sure you have guests on your show all the time you don't like, no? - Not that often, no. - You like me? - Yeah, I like you. - But not gay way, right? - Not in a gay way, no. Hard pause, that's right. - Again, I'm, I thought you were into that, so. - Am I be free? - You gay stuff? - Yeah. - Yeah, we already went over that. - Yeah, we did. - See, this is why I don't run my podcasts for four hours. 'Cause we just keep revisiting the same thing. He's like, "Ahh!" - But then I can catch you and some, you know. - Even caught me in a slip up this whole time. - I think I've caught a couple, you actually told me once that was good and fist bumping me. - Well, was it? - I don't remember. There's a lot going on today. What are you looking at? - Seeing if there's anything else to discuss. - You don't have any ideas? - I mean, I didn't prepare for this. And honestly, you're--
I don't want you usually all blame the guests for not prepare or the host when I guess on somebody's show for not preparing enough But we only scheduled this with like what eight hours advance. Yeah, talk to you last night. Yes I like the free will all of them now. How much do you free will versus like preparing for years? I'm very prepared It seems that way yeah But then you have a lot of off-the-cuff stuff and you let it go on tangents, which is good So the preparation is really just getting people going and then you let the preparation is the questions I write questions down you do write them down, but then you go on questions. I need answers to Not always Well always to me or I wouldn't write it out You know some of the questions. I don't think you need the answer to I think you just want them That's that's what what now we're having an argument about wanting and needing yeah, these are two different things Do I need to know if If he's Epstein for example mr. Epstein right yeah, it's I don't really need to I want to I don't think I ever ask questions And I need to know the answer to to a guest on my show Why not Because I don't think there's exist. I'm usually not in such a life situation where I need to ask a question It's mostly just about wanting So you just do it because it's fun for you Yes, okay, all right one more question then okay, do you think John Kiriaku is still in the CIA or not because you talked to him now That's my boy. It's a good question I Would say probably not probably he actually went to prison. Yeah, he did well documented. That's right. So unless he was And okay assuming it wasn't a trick the whole time He would have then had to rejoin them after not just exposing them for something that he didn't like doing But then they basically put him in jail for it or Alternatively, he was willing to actually go to jail for a long time Which neither seem as probable as just a The guy who's not in the CIA anymore. You ever hear a sheep dipping? No, that's where they that's where you agreed to do that purposely it's like that scene a prison thing. Yeah, it's like I'm saying in the departed where he's like it could happen Yeah, it could happen could but it seems like Probably not yeah, I don't know also if he's really swaying like public sentiments on any serious issues He's just telling funny stories you don't think he's swaying any public sentiments I might disagree with you there because the funny stories open up the bar to him actually having a very big platform And then when he's able to actually give opinion on things people are well, we're yet to see that then though I think he's probably moved the needle on some things such as for sure I think he's moved the needle. I'm not trying to say he's not influential by the way And you're like most of the stuff he's talking about is like personal stories to him or stuff that's like mostly Unproblematic like hey, we probably shouldn't be torturing Arabs That's that's unproblematic Mostly yes, why is that unproblematic that we shouldn't be torturing Arabs? Yeah, are you Jewish? No, so then they should be on But no, but you're saying wise maybe I'm misunderstanding. Why is it unproblematic to not want that to happen that he's discussing that publicly Are you saying I'm saying he's denouncing it and that's not really a problematic position to say you don't want to torture Arabs You're not going to get a bunch of well specifically Arabs. Yeah, they did it to a lot of Arabs in that case You're not going to get a lot of comments. Okay, I was a fan of you, but now that you said you want to torture Arabs I think I'm going to watch it. It might be it might be ruffling the feathers of people who do want to do that I think that's a small segmented group that John Kiryaku who exposed torturing Arabs in the government is probably not worried about I hope he's not worried about them He certainly seems not to be doesn't seem like it, but yeah, I don't know I would guess that he's not in the CIA anymore. I liked him. He was a really nice guy Maybe he fooled me, but I would guess not. No, he was definitely off balance with you, which was cool Yeah, so I was glad to see you do that one. What about boost amount? I think he's still in Much more likely to yes far more possible I 100% thank you Then again, I think it's also far more possible that he maybe he wasn't even ever there really. I don't know he was there for sure Yeah, but what he what he might have been in there seemed like debated upon and what how high level his position is He wasn't crazy high up Frankly, and he's talked about it his career really only Really only ended up progressing because of who his wife was his wife was like a high-level target He seems like he might well be in the CIA still. Yeah, you think he is 100% have you spoken to him before? Ton. Yeah, really he comes on the show a bunch. Yeah, I don't every time since the beginning the reason the CIA Yeah, I think I said the same thing to him, and I think yeah, he probably still is. Yeah, I don't get the same impression of That with John. I agree. It would break my heart if John Was actually still in CIA. Yeah, that would be unfortunate. It would be very unfortunate. Yeah, would you disband the whole CIA these band? Yeah, get rid of it like Kennedy What's the purpose? Well, there's a lot of people who are like well, they've gotten way too out of control They take advantage of every single constitutional right. I'm really just not informed enough to really answer that question if I had a great answer these band the CIA I feel like that Probably involves so many intricate problems that would solve and create that I can't answer that okay Are you gonna fix my table before you leave? Well, it doesn't really seem like this melted your table Well, it definitely left a stain on it to remember me by not to remember you by I don't want to you want me to buy you a $30 wouldn't plank. It's not there It's more than that and I'd like you to come in here and actually rebuild that part personally and put the ceiling on it I'll give you the ceiling. I have it back there. You can go fuck yourself. No, I won't do that Okay, you're gonna you're gonna come back and then we're at an impasse. Okay Okay, you can get the fuck out of my studio now No, no, that's okay. We're not I don't but it wasn't nice to see you Okay, we're doing this we're doing like a fake band at the end all a fake bet Julian skateboarder is the mad Mm-hmm stupid friend over there still doesn't know why he's here. Yeah, I'll leave that up to people to decide if I'm actually mad We're faking it. I think they know I'm faking it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure then what's the point? You thought I would play along? No I'm not a faker guy. I don't think so. You don't fake anything. Nope. You didn't change your personality at all after you walked in here You just don't move that to miss out you differently outside. Yes Did we even have a conversation that lasted 30 seconds? It was about hey nice to meet you. Where's the bathroom? It was about well there was there were a couple other commentary in there. What did I say outside asking me? Oh, so you live here and record here. I was like yeah, that seems like a reasonable question. Yeah, I would ask you this on this show That's not yeah, but it wasn't in this voice That's not and you weren't wearing that jacket. You were wearing a t-shirt. Yeah, because I had just had my hat on when I was outside because I didn't want So this is hat head for you. What does that mean? I mean, that's a pretty good hat head right there if you had a hat on. Oh, well, I see what you're saying. Yeah, sure I guess so. Okay. All right, Matan in all seriousness. Thanks for coming. I appreciate you, bro Everybody else you know what it is give the talking back to me. Peace You're fucking funny, bro. That's it. That's it. That was great. That was awesome, bro What's up guys? Thanks so much for watching the video if you have not subscribed Please hit that subscribe button before you leave as well as leave a like on the video to You can join my patreon via the link in the description and you can also join my clipping community via the discord link down below See you for the next episode
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