Olen Shannon Maldonado, käsintehtyjä artesaanitua teita myyvän jaujialahjakaupan perustaja. Valitsin Shopify, koska alustoja testatessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helpokäyttöisimmistä alustoista. Minulla oli tärkeää pohtia kehittymistämme tulevaisuudessa. Kaikki myyntiin tarvittavat työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu ovat kätevästi dashboardissa. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu Shopify piste komsi vustolla. Allo, olen jälkeen tärkeää. Olen jälkeen tärkeää. Olen jälkeen tärkeää, joten on tärkeää. Tämä on jälkeen tärkeää. So you don't even know what I can do. Okay, go ahead, whatever you're saying. - I don't know what you can do. I know what they taught you in Tel Aviv, but back to the slaves and non-slaves thing. So the people that you would characterize as dumb don't have to be slaves. Isn't that kind of like you're rewarding them for being dumb? - That's exactly true, yeah. - Now, why would you do that? - Why would you reward somebody for being smart? It's not like it was up to them to be smart. - Yeah, but it wasn't up to them to be dumb and you said you were using it. - Okay, but we're doing this pragmatically. We're not just doing this in a fair way. What are you trying to like? Make sure that there's no direct cause of who becomes a slave. That's retarded. - Why is that retarded? - Because then you'll get a bunch of dumb slaves. - But isn't that what everyone who's done slavery throughout history always wanted it to be? So that the slaves would not be smart and uprise them? So you're saying, you're flipping around, you're saying. - No amount of intelligence can get you out of a metal room if you're chained by every limb. - If you're chained by it, so you would chain them. 'Cause you said it was only moderate slavery. When I picture a metal room and someone chained by every limb, that's kinda like a lot. - No, I meant look a small amount of it. - A very extreme circumstances, but only for like 100,000 people. - On a scale of one to Django, what are we talking? - I haven't seen that movie. Oh Django, which one? - That was the one with Jamie Foxx and Leonardo. - I thought you were talking about the one with the lizard. - The lizard. - Yeah. - Django. - What was one, yeah Django and chained, but yeah, yeah, that's a slave movie, but what's the lizard one? - The lizard with the gun. - An awesome lizard who fights the snake. - I don't remember this one. I must have missed it. - Rango. - Rango. - Can we look that up, Rango? - I think I missed that one. - Yeah, that's a real one. - So you don't want to go like full Django. - I don't really remember exactly what happens in the movie, but it doesn't kind of get free relatively easily. - No. - And then isn't there like a law that once he's bought out for free, he's then a free man and you can't like even take him? - Well technically with Django, yes, but then they broke that law because that's what the slave owners would do. - Okay, but that's illegal. Technically that would have been illegal. They're just breaking the law also. Okay, so that obviously has to be more extreme than that. - You have to be more extreme than that. - This is a pragmatic thing I'm doing. This isn't me supporting slavery. This is trying to get a bunch of children born. - Right, so you were picturing Rango here. - Yes. - Yeah, that's an unfortunate looking creature. - He's an awesome lizard. He's green and he's smart and he has a gun and he fights a snake. - And he fights the snake. So you were rooting for him over the snake. - Absolutely. - So you know, the devil was a snake. - I haven't watched a movie a while but I think the snake has a rattling gun. - A rattling gun? - You did because it's like a rattlesnake and he has a gun. - Yeah, that would make sense. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, a lot of you out there are business owners and you know exactly what I'm talking about when you just have all different kinds of accounts. Your money is in all different places. You got business accounts. You got personal accounts. You got subscriptions. You got business subscriptions and keeping track of it is so difficult. It also doesn't help the one we're growing up. Schools don't teach us a real financial education, including how to actually budget things out, organize your money and plan for the future appropriately. 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Right, I'll come back to the slaves' things, but when you say in most of its ways, what ways don't you like? There's a couple of them. I guess it depends when you ask where I'm at, where I have right political views. I guess it just depends on the problem. So what might be a problem? Like trends, that kind of stuff? Yeah, I think that should be illegal. You think it should be illegal. Actually, you know what? I think it should be legal. I'll take it back. I thought about it for a second. You just don't think they should be reading in kindergarten. I think it should be legal and I think they should be reading in kindergarten because it's really funny. And back in the day, people would let clowns into kindergarten to entertain the children. And I'm not saying the transgender people are clowns. I'm just saying typically they look like them. Right, so you're saying it's on brand then? Well, I mean, they're usually entertaining. At least, like when they're talking about the drag queens in the kindergarten, I used to be concerned too. Like, you know, I don't want my, if I have children seeing that, I wouldn't want any of my family who are young to see that, especially when they're that young. But then again, it's like a real-time movie you get to watch. It's a real-time movie, like a comedy movie, or just like a documentary. I guess it's kind of like a national geographic. National geographic. Oh, you're going out there in the wild. No, they're coming to you. They're coming to you. Yeah, but that is their wild sort of. How's that their wild? Because clearly that's where they want to be instinctually in a kindergarten dancing like a clown. Okay, got it. So when you hold some of these views, you feel like not all of it is compatible with what people in the West are doing these days that you disagree with because you like the traditional West. I don't even know what you just said. It sounds like you just said a bunch of bullshit. No, there were a lot of thoughts. But I hold these views. I want to do them, but not implement them because they're not compatible with the West. Right. No, I would like to implement them. What is ridiculously stupid question? I, you can't call my questions ridiculously stupid because you agreed to be here. You knew what kind of questions I asked. Well, you've been asking me for two years. So I felt like you asked me first. No, yes. No, you found my number somewhere. I don't even know where you got my number. Absolutely not. And I'm not even saying that to like sound like I'm cooler than you or anything. That's just not what happened. So you're changing history now. I don't even, I think, and I don't even mean to see, again, a way to sound cooler or anything, but I think that you just somehow found my number. And I'm a nice guy and I'm not paranoid. So I just, so you just agreed to text me back. Even though I'm just some random guy that found your number. Which never happened, by the way. So how did we get in contact? I'm really sure that's what happened. You wanted to come on and then I got tossed on a group text with you. Not what happened. That didn't happen. No, you had the hair. You already had the hair then. Okay, well regardless, well, I don't really remember. But I'm pretty sure you found my number somewhere. Do you wake up like this or is there like work that goes into this? Very rarely I'll take a shower. Very rarely. So you don't even do the shampoo. It's bad for your skin to shower. What about if you have one of those like shower filter things? Well, what would that change? Well, filters out all the bed shits of the shower. No water touching your skin is bad for you. Why is water touching your skin bad for you? We're made out of water. It'll make you die quicker. Why doesn't it make you die quicker? Because the water that you're made out of is killing you. That's what kills you. It's not compatible with oxygen. You totally made that up. No, okay, well on the top of my head, something that complicated. I mean, it's not that complicated. But I think you made that up. It's not. It's not compatible. Why do people die? Why do you think people get diseases? They don't exist in their body. A lot of different reasons. Yeah, because they're vulnerable because the water is not compatible with the oxygen. And the solution is a ball of rotting meat. A ball of rotting. That's what you describe a human being as? No, like I think it's eating one. I think that's what the guy said on Instagram. It's a clip I saw a while ago. It's a clip like a cannibal. I don't think so. I think the guy's probably dead by now. The guy in the clip? Right. He'll keep fixing it. It's okay. Does he have to fix it an hour later? No, I mean, he'll fix it now. And then you'll probably undo it and he'll fix it again. It's fine. We'll get that part then. I'm just trying to get him so irritated that by the end of this, he tells you, I'm going to get paid for this. No, he's like the nicest guy. It's very important. I'm going to break everybody has a breaking point. You could kick him in the nuts. I'm great. No, he's good. He's good. He's good. I guess we're just going to be farther away for a lot of today. It is what it is. Yeah, yeah. So you understand, like there's a lot of time that goes into lining that up to the exact right number and everything? No, you don't. I have no idea. Well, you just make studios.
You just fucking set up, but you're saying you have to have the exact zoom in number that you said. Yeah, I'm OCD I like it on a certain, you know, certain setting for sure way beyond the point of that happening today that ended Like immediately it ended immediately when the paper towel hit the ground when the paper towel hit the ground the paper towels You put over there that I think well I was putting some other mess. I made over so you just put it on the ground You know see that there's a fucking trash can right here and there's two right outside the door It's right here anyone side over there anyone you could see that anyone could have seen this you were looking around And all my equipment. I know you saw the trash can look it has trash in it that many trash is has trash in it You can see it that doesn't even look like a trash can you can see that it is wasting here. Let me see it Yes, don't dump it. You don't do the New York next lady shit. I know what you're doing you're gonna take it You're not who Oh, so if it so if you were you would dump it yourself and then I would steal it Yeah, you would steal it but because that's actually what happened right yeah, it's kind of racist now But that's not racist. That's what happened. That's that's what happened. He's got racist I think she was Spanish, but that's neither here nor there. She wasn't white. That's for sure Could have been a little bit in there might have been that that's not white to me might have been nicked by it. Nope. Now. Are you white? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah German you're German We like a small amount like Spaniard, you know like the conquerors a little bit of Spaniard. No, is that Spaniard like kicked out of Spain in the late 15th century. No, no, no, I said the conquerors not the conquered Not the con oh, so they were conquered when they were kicked out. I mean clearly He's in it like 1500 years before that they got conquered by the Italians or whatever I guess they were the Romans back then in their own place. Yeah, what year are we in something zero B zero Some some you're like that. You know what I'm talking about Yeah, so you're a fan of the Roman Empire. You like conquerors. I Would just saying I'm like a mostly German a little Spanish mostly German a little Spanish now like You know, is this the kind of German that like in 1934 in 1935 say they would have considered German or is it you know? I feel like we just went over a different way of describing that I'm not Jewish And now we're doing it again. Obviously. I mean just German Everyone points at that though. They're like man, that's got really You know, I guess real too much, but well because I used to be Jewish, you know what I mean used to be so you can be un-Jewish Yeah, well, I guess by I used to think that only if you don't become religious you can get out of being Jewish And then I leave you don't become religious well because secular Jews According to who well that's just because the rabbis if you're born Jewish or Jewish forever, right? Okay Well according to rabbis who believe in the religion that I don't right so that I don't have to agree with that I'm just not Jewish so you view it as a religion Okay, well I also by the way I don't know when this is releasing, but I recently spoke to a rabbi in my show. It hasn't released yet It'll be out like a maybe 10 days from now. Was it schmooly? No, okay, that's good. What about when does this release? Probably around that time in like 10 days. Yeah, yeah, what are we recording on what Thursday? So yeah, probably like 12 days Monday Probably a Tuesday But not just be saying that to lie to you. I don't know. Okay. Well, regardless this rabbi told me that I'm the most wicked man in the world Basically now, and then I'm also serious. He was serious. He was serious. He was serious. Did you know like you do a bit? Well, that's that's part of it that he thinks I'm doing a bit. I'm not, but he thinks I'm doing a bit he thinks I'm mocking him Like on the show or off camera too I didn't really interact with him that much off camera to be honest with you. It was a big debate What do you like do you talk with your people for a while before they're on air or do you guys like yeah? Not typically I like to start immediately if I can just get into the show so you just walk into that This is super disrespectful. I know that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to distract you. No, you weren't doing lysol 100% Yeah, not a distraction. You spray you sprayed lysol at my don't try to Don't try to make me think that's a distraction. I know you're just having to make text to people. I mean, you really got that sorted earlier It's just a it's just a yeah, you switched it. That's right. No, I didn't switch it says live with Matan. See that I'm not gonna hand you my phone I know my phone despise. I'm sorry. Why? Just a just a matter of habit. You know who you'd want to hand your phone to no why no because I don't know what you're gonna do with it Oh, I got it. I don't think you got it. Yeah, I did because that was like this little spray I got at least a one of them in there. Yeah, so now I got a drink out of the actual thing right here Yeah, you did to me because you thought I you hold on a minute That's gonna hit the mic and then I'm gonna be like huffing in Whatever that is, you know Oh, god damn it You were you practiced that you practice that I was that was my plan to get that straw. That was yeah are gonna drink it I have another one in the fridge. It's the brown one on the left Can you just bring it and put it like down there like in the bunker chamber? Are you coming? Yeah, bring it back in here for me to drink. Just don't are you coming this way good? Might as well just we're gonna have to fix this thing up You and I could just sit in here and wait for him Well, he wasn't really contributing much to the conversation wasn't that's not what he's here to do I thought he was contributing just fine because you made him have to get up a bunch of times to fix the mic and Or you're the one sent him out and this is your show So I don't really care how much time you waste on it or what Silent parts you decide to cut out. Yeah, cuz you want better retention. No, we never we've never done that Okay, well then if you want I don't then it doesn't matter to me either way. Yeah, you just got to let it roll Do you like cut out a lot of parts? No, I was gonna say it seems like you're like being bang boom Yeah, the whole time How do you decide who you're gonna bring on not? No, no the brown one on the left nothing thanks. How do you decide who you want to bring on? I guess it depends if I'm interested to talk to them right seems like a pretty reasonable standard It's a good start. So you were really interested to talk to Palm Beach Pete Mr. Epstein I think he's Epstein So who would turn down the opportunity to talk to Epstein did he agree to do a DNA test? I think he's claiming on Instagram that they're not giving it back to him I don't really know what the situation is he's saying that they won't give him the DNA We took one on separately me and why are you on a thing that says live with me? Are we going live? It's not live yet. Well, we're gonna go live. I'll decide if we're gonna go live on what on Instagram. Yeah, I would probably be on Instagram Okay, just trying to keep you off balance, you know, that's not really working It's like the level one trick. It's like I'm gonna play and do random shit on my phone and go live I did that three years ago. Well, you know, unfortunately you stole all my cleaning supplies So I showed them I just moved them to a different room in your house Finally is if I leave this apartment and then the building then go back to LA with your half empty lice all can Yeah, but we can call it stealing. I built this table with Danny Jones who's a terrific craftsman Maybe you shouldn't know Danny Jones the podcast. Danny Brown. No, not Danny Jones And like you just sprayed liquids on the table that he flew up here from Florida to build with me It's not you have a guy fly up from Florida to build a table with six wooden planks It's actually got eight should have learned that in like minecrafted like 10 years old I don't know. No, this is this all happened in a day We got this guy would yeah, that's not impressive. He was able to to put six or eight wooden planks together in one day in one day What's impressive about all the planks? We had to get them up here. We had to go to home depot These doesn't sound maybe as complicated as you think it was listen It was a process we used like your mic actually smells like complete shit. It smells like shit I just had ed called around there. I thought he smelled perfectly fine That went no, don't take off the cover. Oh You're changing the cover. Oh, yeah, okay. That's never been done before What's what's like is Mike Mike coming in or is he just gonna like sit out and stare? It means through the wall. I can feel his eyes. He's just sitting outside. Yeah. Yeah, this he he's always like that though You always like this. We already know. Yeah, but I'm always like this He's on a different level though. Like he's a crazy home of your eyes Oh, bring it out with me to scare people. Where'd you find him on the street? You found him on the street. That's correct. Which street like which I Don't want to specify because I feel like I might find more people where I found him and I'd like to acquire those people You like to acquire I don't want to give other people the opportunity make it easier for them to acquire So when you say acquire them are you implying that like Mike Mike is your slave so your test out your whole slave thing it's illegal to say slave It's illegal to say slave so you might it's not illegal to say slave It's illegal to claim is my slave right to verbally and publicly claim that but maybe privately But but I don't even know you like that. So if that was true then you would still be illegal privately I would just be risking it and that's not happening today So we never we never talked about the the smart people you would turn into slaves What if there were enough smart people above a certain IQ line that there were way more than then there were of you and They were you weren't able to do there were a bunch of people who had a higher IQ than me. Mm-hmm. It's not possible. It's what is your IQ? I believe it was about 400 that's not even possible if one of the highest ever recorded is 220 Yeah, and I destroyed the record. You're looking at the highest IQ man in the world. You were just born
like this. That's probably how it happens for most people. So when Jeff also some environment as well. When Jeff put you in an IVF too, but you think I know Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, I do kind of, I just, I mean, you kind of look like him as Epstein. Yeah, you look like a young Epstein, you ever said that just an insult or is it a joke or what? No, can we pull up his Dalton image, just type in Jeffrey Epstein Dalton school. There's an uncalling resemblance. No, it was a high school that he taught at and then abused the, I mean, you know what he does. Yeah, there he is, see? And let's just pull that over on the screen right there. Danny. So we got that. I can't see anything. Yeah, he's about to pull it over for you. There's the window. Same. That kind of looks, it's like remarkably similar. He's got a similar thing going on with the hair. I actually think he looks completely different. He looks just like the most stereotypical Jew there ever, but he doesn't will make some looks stereotypical Jew there. He's hair, he's face. I mean, he could be a dying. He doesn't look Italian. That seems a little anti-Semitic to you to say that I'm saying a guy who was extremely Jewish, looks Jewish in their 40s when he's like having a bald thing or a 24 right there. Oh, really? Yeah, he doesn't look 24. He doesn't look 24. I'll agree with you there. That's 24 right there. What did he do? You said he did something bad there. Yeah, he was a teacher and he would go to the parties with the students. That's bad. Kind of a little fun. They were underage. So it's not great. You just said he went to Dalton, which sounds like a Dalton. That's when he's a teacher. That sounds like a college. Dalton is a high school. Oh, it's still not. You know who the principal Dalton was? No, Dalton. I'm actually surprised you don't know that. Who is it? You remember Bill Barr, the attorney general? Maybe. Okay, his dad. His dad was the principal there. This is part of a conspiracy. I'm sure. Oh, it's gotta be. I mean, there's all kinds of pieces of this thing. Yeah. Did he ever tell you officially who he worked for when you were born to him? Who Epstein? Yeah. No, he was denying that he was even Epstein. He was saying, oh, no, I'm Palm Beach Pete. I live in Palm Beach now. See, you really think that Palm Beach pain is Epstein? Yeah. What's that impression? What made that Palm Beach beat? What Joshua Blanc? What made you think that? That he looks like him. They will grow up in the same place. They then move to the same place. And they're also about the same age. And he's also a very. He's like three, four years younger than Epstein would be. Yeah, but that's like really impossible to prove sort of, right? I mean, why was he going to prove that he's not 74 instead of 71 or whatever? We do, we, I mean, we got to get that DNA test that they're holding back. We got to get that. Or one that he's just lying about taking. I mean, I think he very well. Also, the DNA test, as I said to him, doesn't prove anything. He could get that tempered with extremely easily. Yeah. Did you know that there's an online cannabis company that ships federally legal THC straight to your door and that they found a way to combine THC with carefully selected functional ingredients to create gummies, baked goods, and flour for whatever type of buzz you'd want. Well, the company I'm talking about is mood.com and they're incredible line of functional gummies. And right now you can get 20% off your first order at mood.com by using promo code Julian at checkout and the link in my description below. Forget one size fits all gummies that only get you high. Moves functional gummies are optimized to kick in in as little as 15 minutes and take you directly to the mood you're looking for. Deep and I am particularly like their mind magic gummies. 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- He's older. - He's older. - Now that's it. - That's a pretty fucking cool teeth. - That's a mean. Those are memes. Type in Epstein Trump 1992. Did you ever meet Donald back in the day with Jeff? - You never did. - Back in the day? - Yeah. - Even if I was related to Epstein like your joke is implying. How old do you think I am? I'm 19 years old. - Yeah. - 1992, you know? - Yeah, you're born in '07. - That's 15 years before I was even born. - Right. - Well, this is before, yeah, yeah, absolutely. You're a lot younger here. I don't know if I can see with, on the video, you can see him smile. His teeth are very small and he's got like big gums - Unlike a face transplant, a teeth and reconstruction. - You can, you can't really exist. - But it's very difficult. - And that's a truth, by the way. That's not just some crazy shit you heard from a schizophrenic guest you had on that things were either being gang stalked because they were in the FBI, which they weren't. - Who was that? - I don't know, probably like half of your guests. - Half of my guests, they thought they were in the FBI. - Yeah, and they think now they're being gang stalked. - I don't think I've ever had anyone actually like accused that of happening. That's a first, you're the first guest to bring that up. - What is gang stalking? - Coffee is water, that's just the production notes. It's like the coffee, the of water. I didn't put lice oil on there. - You had to write out on a notepad to get you coffee and water? - Yes, it's like a little checklist just to make sure we got everything or the cameras turned on. Are they in right focus? No, they're not. - All right, Danny, we're gonna have to go fix that 'cause now he took out to make that like F6. - F6. - Or something, that's like a little close for people. - Don't implant your plugs in there. Is he really gonna turn this off? Like I'm waiting for it to go black because he just did something to it. - What's crazy is you walked through the door and you were the nicest guy and then you said, can I go take a shit and five minutes later, you walk out with lice oil with this like, you know, Kim Yong-un looked thing. - No, I wasn't, I was just peeing, but then I looked and I was like, this guy is all these items that I was like-- - That's right, so if something happens, someone can spray it without being embarrassed. And now they can, if one of your guys takes a shit and it like goes upper decker and all that, they got nothing to clean it up with, thanks to you. - I much prefer they shit all over your bathroom. You think I prefer they make your bathrooms smell good? If I could convince them to do it, which I probably could and you just gave me a great idea, thank you. - I thought you were a nice guy. - You should apologize to the next guest show, I hope I don't clean it up before they come. - I'm gonna have them shit on the floor in the bathroom. That's actually a great prank idea. - So like, did you just sit in your house one day and look for fashion influence and like pull up a bunch of pictures and land on Kim Yong-un and say, you know what? Maybe not the hairstyle, but that's the look. - No, you know, I just, I had this suit and you know, I grew up in the projects. - You grew up in the projects. - I don't even know what the projects are. So I can't really continue that. - Okay, so that was a lie. - Yeah, that line of lying isn't gonna get very far. I don't even know where the projects are located or if the projects are just an idea of a poor place. Which is that what it is? - You know, they're like a real place. - You look like you definitely don't know what the projects are. - I did not grow up in the projects. So no, I do not know what that is for saying. - It's better than me 'cause I didn't grow up or well, what am I talking about? - Well, where are we talking about? - I don't know better than you. - Yeah, you do. - No, I don't. I invited you here. After you asked to come on, I already got rid of that coffee. - That's the wasted one? - Yeah, it's already done. It's already, it already has the one on it. It's hidden away. I put it in the compartment so you can't get it. Am I getting close? - You're getting a little too close to the board and if you wet it, you gotta buy it. - What about the roadcaster? - Yeah. - I don't think that's a roadcaster. - That's a pretty penny. - They're like 400 bucks, no. - I remember what it is actually. We bought everything all at once last summer. Me and Dave. - You took out a loan? - No, but they actually, they ideed me at B&H. They pulled security in. They're like, there's no way this fucking guy is buying all that. - You bought it at B&H? - Yeah. - You're a fool. - Why am I a fool? - You should have bought it from Amazon and then bought a bunch of broken ones or just found broken ones and then return them to Amazon. - No. - That's what I did. - That's what you did. - How did you think my production quality got so much better in the last two years? - But you actually stole some Amazon. - I stole some Amazon. - That's the whole point. - You should see how it was at the beginning. The camera's barely even, they were at a focus. - Yeah, they were like 360 at the beginning. - Yeah. - Now they're 1080. - That's good. - Now they're 1080 at least. - But don't go too far 'cause that's like the stick. The stick is like, it's like far away. - Well, I'm not playing a character doing a stick so whatever you're not. - You're not playing a character. - I think you're playing a character. - No. - I hope you're playing one or you're fucked. - Why am I fucked? - I'll leave it at that. - You can't just say something like that and leave it at that. If you're gonna insult me. - I can, it's intriguing. - If he asks you the reason. - The insult is like so obvious to understand that it's like me continuing forward, just makes it less funny. That's why did I have to explain that to you? Was that funny? I'll punish your guy over there. - With what? - He was welcome. - He was dirty, he needed it. - What do you get? - What do you get? - Something you on his show that gets at least a hundred viewers. - At least a hundred, yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - What are you gonna do with that plunger? I literally just had to use that the other day. - That's not a plunger. - That is a plunger. - That's something on the floor. I found in the bathroom next to the toilet. - I'll tell you what. Why don't you check out the bottom of that right there? - I'm not gonna touch the bottom. Do you think I touched the bottom when I brought it here? - I think it might have. - No. - I like that shitting on the floor idea when I go on somebody's show though. - That was great. Do I have to credit you for that? - No, you can credit the massage, that's what they do. - You're the massage? - I'm not the massage, but. - But you're the guy who always is interviewing like the crazy schizophrenic people. - Like who? - I don't know, can we pull up or not? - I don't know, you get guests from me, so. - I get guests from you? What does that mean? - It means people are on my show and then somehow they show up on the tonne show. - You're saying you book me guests? - I'm saying, you know, you're looking at the guest list and you're booking them out, I'm not booking them for you. We never talked about booking you a guest. - So what even are you implying? Did I see guests on your show in the wild? - I'm just implying that maybe some of the same like people that you're implying are schizophrens, so you actually then selfishly bring on your show and claim they're not schizophrens. - No, no, I'll bring them on my show and then think they're schizophrens and then make them real crazy. - Make them real crazy. - You're interacting with them like they're normal. - They are normal, 'cause they're not schizophrens. - Anyways, let's move on, just getting on. - You wanna move on? - Yeah, we're just talking about-- - What are you moving on to fucking shampoo now? - Is that, yeah. - Yeah, that's a purple heart. I was given to me by a World War II veteran. - What? - He's dead now. I'm just sprayed on it. - Where's the purple heart? - Right there. - Is it purple because he's not working anymore? - He's heart. - No, he earned it in Germany actually. - Fighting the Germans? - That's right. - Well, fuck him then. Maybe that's a little far. - I was gonna say, he's dead. - Are you joking though? I feel like you're kidding. - I'm not kidding. - Oh really? - He died? - He died in the Germans? - No, he died earlier this year. At age 100 or one, I think. - Why would he give you his purple heart? - It's not the actual one. - Okay, well now I don't care anymore. - It's it. - Give you a replica. You have like a fake gold piece of shit right there? - It smells good now. - I have also things from people who died. - Like what? - Just like couches that they left outside their house. - Just like couches that they leave them there is that where they lived. - What would they have no use for them? And when you leave a couch outside your house the general idea is that somebody can come take it. - Did they die on the couch outside? - How would I know that? What are you talking about? - I don't know, maybe. - How would I know something about it? - If it's a friend that happens sometimes, you know? - If it was a friend, I wouldn't have to get the couch from outside the house. I'd go in the house and take what's mine. - So you look for couches on the street? - That's sometimes I'll come by them and if the couch looks nice and doesn't have that many bugs on it, I'll take it. - Right, but what makes the couch look nice on the street? - If it looks like I could maybe resell it. - resell it. - Maybe there's a funny lamp. - On Amazon. - On Amazon. - Yes. Don't you have to pass like certain standards there with like couches to actually be able to sell it? I feel like they don't want musty like street couches. No? I'll get you some bad reviews. - Okay, so what? - I saw people with this guy explain, she goes on Amazon. He sells somebody a camera. He doesn't have the camera. He then messages the guy who paid $6,000 for a camera. He says, "The camera has been delayed." Sorry about that. You can either cancel the order or I'll give you a $500 gift card while we wait. He then gives him a $500 gift card. He delays it again past 60 days. He gets the money into his account. He's in a different country. He shuts the account down. $6,000 for $500. - That's what you're trying to do. - And the only guy who loses money is Amazon 'cause the guy will get his money back from Amazon. So that guy just effectively stole six grand from Amazon. Five and a half really. - And that's more like okay. - Did you hear what I just described? It's beyond morally okay. It's like dancing great. I don't even know how-- - Dancing great. - Yeah, it's amazing. - It's exciting, yeah. - Imagine the rush you would have after just fleecing Amazon for six grand. It's like you took it right out of Jeff Bezos' mouth. - Yeah, and he doesn't need it. - He doesn't need it, you're right, yeah. But he does need cranes to get furniture into his house. I don't think he's getting the street couches though. - Exactly, yeah. - Well, that's just because he has so much money that he now, oh wow, look what happened to his shirt. - Yeah. - You ruined it. - Yeah, I got one. really had you.
shits stains on it. Yeah, pull that in. This was a black shirt. Can you get that? You sprayed lice all on it. And now it has shits stains on it. Like he pooped himself. Yeah, grab that right there. Yeah. We'll figure it out. I hope deep news to said it. I didn't mean to ruin your shirt. No, it's okay. But now he's already black. So now he can get paid for being here today. Look at that. You solved the problem. You're going to buy him a new one? No, you just said you are. So you're getting paid. Did that really stain it like that? Yes, it works. Yes, it's all purpose cleaner. And sometimes the cleaner goes the other way. It's like a, you know, yeah, it's, yeah. When it comes to cleaning, it's bisexual. You threw shit himself away from me. Yeah, I just shit myself on my arms, you know. That's right. Yeah, you're an idiot. He's actually the editor. How do you even manage to do that? You weirdo. I don't know. I surprise myself. You're the editor who does other stuff besides editing, but only gets paid for editing. Sounds like a pretty bad job. I give him a lot of raises. How much do you pay him for editing? Don't worry about it. I'm worried about it. I'm actually very concerned. A lot of money. Well, you, yeah, he's getting a new shirt, because I ruined yours. Does he look like he's missing any meals? No, that's right. You see how fucking many fat homeless people there are? Well, you got a really skinny crackhead. Almost guy out there. Yeah, there's skinny ones too, but I don't think the concern with homeless people is food. That's why whenever they ask for money for food, they're either lying and they wanted for drugs or I just don't care because they just don't care. You just walk right by. You could go to seven, eleven right now and get two donuts for two dollars and a big gop for 59 cents. Right. So do you want like 900 calories for two dollars, 50? That's right. Okay. And then realistically, you could just keep refilling the big gop. That's right. We're the first society. As far as I know, maybe someone out there can correct me in human history where we have a problem with obesity in like the less money you have. Yeah. Kind of crazy. You think that's the plan. Well, you were saying that is a is to represent that you will pay him enough and now you've proven that you don't, but I know he eats premium foods. That's right. Where's the most expensive food? It's like that healthy bullshit from marijuana. Right. And that's what he eats a lot. Clearly, he's not eating that. Clearly, he's eating the cheap shit from McDonald's. No, he just, he's got big appetite, you know? He's just eating some kind of healthy food. Yeah. You have enough of those protein bars, bro. You can be shitting for days and, you know, it still stays in your system. Doesn't look like he's eating protein bars. He's like, listen, he can, he can throw around some weight. What did you buy him? What did you bring him? Duncan Donuts? No, that's just coffee. There was no food product there. I'm sure. Yeah. Look, it's coffee that now has a light saw in it. Thanks to you. Anyways, we'll move on. I don't want to, I don't like doing fat shaming on your producer. We'll move on. That's okay. I feel bad. I don't know him well enough to do this. And you're in a position of power over him and it's not enough to spray him with light saw. Yes, sir. Well, I didn't know he was going to ruin his shirt. And by the way, it's even more uncomfortable because you're in a position of power over him. He's entirely who depends on you. Is he going to confront you? He's going to tell you after the show, like, hey, man, I didn't really like that you made fat jokes about me on that show. We did. No, he's going to pretend it's funny. Yeah, then he's a sweet heart. He can take it. Yeah, no, that's great. That's right. I feel so bad for this. He has produced two podcasts as a villain, Stu Finer and you better start eating better, though. You're going to have a purple heart. I would be honored. I would be honored to have a purple heart. Yeah, you're on the way there. You'll be there soon. You'll be honored soon. So like that, it could sit on Julian's desk and you know, you can just like spray the liquid onto my purple heart. There'll be so many people honoring you. Yeah, I'm sure they will be. I hope so. I hope so. Yeah, so go that's that idiot that wanted the purple heart. I'm not even going to pay my respects. It's a good way to go out. No, it's not. Maybe the worst way to go out. Why is it the worst way? Just a fat piece of shit dying of heart problems. It's the worst, most egregious way to go out ever. Completely pathetic. When did you know you were funny? I don't believe him that funny. I'm not laughing at anything. Well, is that an insult? No. You're saying, I'm funny or you're laughing? You're laughing. I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. But I'm not laughing. That's it. By the way, it's a sign of intelligence. Yeah, well, I know, but I'm not laughing. So you're not really laughing with me, right? Yeah, I'm laughing with the actions that you're taking. That kind of means laughing. Yeah, but you're laughing at me at someone is laughing at them for existing in a way that they don't intend to exist. You're explaining it bad, but I get the general idea. So whatever. I'm not going to pretend that you're explaining it so bad to the point I don't understand. Whatever I get it, you're not laughing at me, you're laughing at my mad me, but in a different way, whatever. Right. Okay. So you don't think you're funny? I'm a, I just don't view it that way. It's just not my concern. Was your dream to be a content creator, making people laugh? No, it just got to happen. I mean, if you look at like where I started Hong Kong, well, that's true, but there was a big break after that, and that certainly wasn't. Do you actually know Bill Clinton? Do I know him? No, I've never met him, actually. Why'd you call him as rabbi in front of the international audience? I've done that going over that too many times to do it again, but I'm saying I mentioned I was referencing that when I said where he started, but you're right to correct me. You haven't also written on a mug. Yeah, a mug. Why? I always write something on the mug before someone comes here. Whatever comes to mind. Is it? Huh? You erase it? Yeah, it comes right off. Don't even need a light saw. It's right in the sink. They're doing it since I was trying to erase all of his good deeds from the history book. So you think Jeffrey Epstein did good deeds? Yes, he did. What made him good? How many people were in his mouth? He had trouble not laughing at that. No, I swear, I'm just scratching my face. I'm not laughing at that at all. You get a little light saw on your face. Nobody's a little stuffy now in this room. All stuff in this room. How many people went to his island? Huh? The AC is on 65. I don't know how it's stuffy. Did I just sprayed cleaner all over the room? Well, you sprayed cleaner all over the room and maybe you're also dressed like you're going to fucking invade a country that has a temperature at zero. I would be interested in invading a country if I had the prospect to do it, especially if the guys were idiots and you know how to defend themselves. How can you get mad at somebody for invading somebody else? What's a good recent invasion that happened? Let's start there. That's actually a good point. I mean, have there been that many recently? I mean, there's been a few. I can only think of like two sort of, one of them is not really an invasion. It's kind of just like a mass killing. Yeah, where it started with an invading. It's not really that recent though. I guess it depends what you mean by recent. I'm talking to last five, five, six, seven years. You've been a couple big ones. I'm talking about Israel. Yeah, I know. They haven't really been invading them recently. They've just been killing all of the Palestinians. Right. Yeah, they already took over the land like eight years ago. I guess the most recent thing that I'd call strictly an invasion would be kind of the Ukraine one. Not yet. That's the other one. Not like that one. That's still happening. Yeah, but nobody hears about it anymore. We've moved on. We've moved on. People are dying. I moved on. Their families can't move on. I don't want to hear about it anymore. I don't want to hear about it. I'm bored. I'm bored. I want to move on with your board of people dying on the streets. Too many of the same people die. You want to move on. You want somebody else. You want some other type of people to die. What types of people to die? Not Ukrainians because we already. Yeah, but they're still dying. You can't just like move on mentally and they stop dying. They're still dying. I've moved on mentally. You've moved on mentally. Yeah, I don't even think about it. You don't think about them at all. It's below your lower bar. I thought about them. And then I was like, oh, he's just going to end soon. Then I was like, holy shit, this is an ending soon. And then Trump said he was going to end it in one day. And then it didn't end. And no, and then it ended. It didn't. Yes, it did. Can we pull up casualties in the Ukraine Russia war over the past two, three months, something like that thing? It's very much still happening. People are dying. No, Trump ended the war. He did not end the war. He ended it what on January, probably eighth, 20, 25 January. No, no, no, no, he wasn't in office yet. That's bullshit. Wasn't that when he got, uh, what was it? He got in office. It was like the 20th or 21st, one of those. So then he ended on that day. So he ended it. It just went away because he walked into office. But they didn't even fight with Zelensky yet in the oval office at that point. He is reading an article, right? Yeah. That's that's what we do here. We got to make sure we have a - Have a good source. - So. - So. - You have been working on this project for years and years. See you later.
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Probably less money to pay that guy per year than it would to do one electric chair. Yeah. What is he doing now? Where are you going? I that's my secret to know and you did not find out He's just keep it. He's just here to keep you all balanced That's what he's here to do Okay, are you comfortable? I am completely comfortable. I'm dominating you in your own home good That's fine. That's what I brought you here to do. Yeah, I'm into that. That sounds a little gay. I just want to clarify All right, hard pause. Just what did you find out you were gay? Huh No, I'm not you're not no, so you do like women Yeah, I wouldn't have paid that for you. You think I would be gay? Yeah, I kind of thought so interesting After all the hard things I said, you know, I guess that does coincide with gay sort of sometimes depends it depends I've seen I've seen projection before I've seen projection before for sure I'm projecting and I like to kill bugs, but I didn't say you were trans You know, that's kind of I think that's different trans. Yeah, interesting What else what are some other topics? I feel like we've ran our our thing with me saying really despicable things about autistic people Yeah, that you know, we kind of got that that's and I'm not even joking by the way what I'm saying is like probably actually just objectively true I take stick people like killing small animals when they're young That's just a trait that everybody knows coincide with killing people go look at a video of the serial killers They're clearly socially impaired Otherwise does that mean they're autistic or you just assume in that I was just guess it obvious. It's pretty obvious It's pretty obvious this What if it's another type of disorder that just shows itself in similar manifestations I'm gonna need those later by the way Well, then you have to pay your You'll have to send Did I what? Okay, yeah, just gotta make sure Can I bend it? No, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I I actually need that I really need that bendable. Yeah, it's not bendable. Well, it is you're just not truly needed right? You don't really hit the gym much there you could just buy another sure mic steal those pieces and return it and they would never know Yeah, they would never know, but like that mic is special to me Yeah, a lot has happened on that mic. You don't ever switch your mic Not that one Okay, this one's been switched a couple times Because you know, I'm a little clumsy, but the guests are always better until you So first time something like this happened. It's the first time All the Italian gangsters who pretend that they're not dancers anymore very respectful and also pretend that they're way way cooler and more Dangerous and they are don't usually rip apart your mic most of them that come on podcasts are that way you're right Yeah, there's a lot of like fake lore for sure. Yes, there's most of them are rats I've had one guy that that was not a rat. So then how did he do your show? Because he did his time and he left Interesting. Did you pay him? No, I've never paid a guest in my life interesting, and I've never accepted money for someone to come on either Oh, people try to pay you to come on. I've had people off of that. I will not do that. It has to work both ways I don't really get that off run my show. I think that it makes more sense for people to try to pay to get on yours Because I feel like your audience is the type of people looking for answers the questions that don't exist and those are questions that don't exist Well clearly someone's asking them No, no, they're they're even looking for questions sometimes. They're just looking for something. They're bored They're on welfare and they need something to think about so they listen to Julian Dory podcast. Yep You did some audience reconnaissance on me before you came here. I'm just guessing based off your show and based off your Your way of speaking and you know my way of speaking. Yeah. See you think I'm retarded Uh, you could say that What led you to think I'm retarded your way of speaking might just just that nothing else Uh, those glasses the contributed to it It's like a douchebag, you know, you're not really I was there was kind of the idea. I didn't put them on until you sprayed lice on my table Then I put them on. Yeah, I know that you did that on purpose. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, exactly even more of a douchebag You threw me off bounds And you got back on balance by seeing a little worse to rebalance it. You're just coping You're trying to make it seem like you're in control of the situation, but you're not I'm not in control the situation You've been in control since you got here then don't pretend that those glasses have changed anything They've only changed the dynamic of you not understanding where I stand Now see we got to find that later. I'm going to need that Tell me which hand it's in Your right hand All right, I heard where that goes. Have an idea. We'll be able to get it I'll make this one much harder I saw where that land. I'm sorry That's going to be difficult to get that'll be good. That one does a good one. That was a good play on my end I'm going to have to stand on the table to get that that was a good play. That was a good play. I'll give you that That's a hard good hard. I didn't see that in you Yeah, anyways, I didn't see that kind of strength in any other topics Yeah, I also thought you were going to be way shorter. I'll give you that really people say that to me all the time I thought you were fine. I'm short. Yeah, no, I'm like five foot Maybe like nine almost 10 maybe made close to 11. No, no, no Now you just want to be taller than you are. Maybe I'm like five eight and a half I'm not trying to be taller than you. I don't know. No, no, I'm not. No, I don't remember standing next to you No, I did say next year and we were the same over a little bit a little bit and you were like right There okay, so it felt like five ten five eleven because you want to say your six foot. No, I'm six foot one flat No, I am Okay, what what if we have some better topics and you lying about your height because yeah, you feel emasculated. Yeah, do you want more water It may be in a bottle form in a bottle form. Why would you want to drink out of plastic just to give yourself cancer? That's correct. You got to go someday. You're trying to get cancer I'm not trying to avoid it. You're not trying to live forever No, you haven't had on Brian Johnson on your show I think it's gonna and I these sounds real mean, but I think it'll be really funny when he gets in a car crash one day and his entire head explodes all for nothing What if they can bring him back by that point? Yeah, well then they probably could have brought him back if he was dying due to microplastics, right? Yeah Then it was all for nothing anyways. What does he do? Doesn't he drink his son's blood? That part's a little weird. He's kind of just like a freak show clown Tell us how you really feel about him. I just said it. I know But I do respect him You respect them. Yeah, why do you respect them because he's a crazy fool and those guys are usually very interesting and finally to talk to So you respect them for the ideas that you could have them on your show and it would be good content I'm just trying to not completely exit out the idea and possibility of him coming on my show I think I just went too far with the head exploding That's all right, and I think I just wiped out a guess from myself. It's satire I'll bet he'll come on after that. He'll see that you think it'll help I think it might help. I think I'll send him a message Brian Johnson He'll be dead soon Okay What do you think what did you think of his response to the Epstein files and being in them Brian Johnson? Yeah, was that true? Yeah, I actually think he's he's one of the people. It's It really was innocent. I do believe that. Are you joking or you're serious? He was in the Epstein He was in one email where he was then agreed to meet on a zoom with Jeffrey Epstein 2017 innocent. He did address it. He did address it and I actually actually believe them. Yeah Yeah, can I see how he addressed it? Yeah, it sounds ridiculous. Go to Brian Johnson Epstein email He was a little way too over apologetic about it like to the point of exaggeration He was in an Epstein email and he zoomed with him Yeah, so knew why didn't he mention that before it got leaked? That's the one thing. I agree That's a great question. I know you were joking the whole time about me knowing Epstein But I swear if I I wasn't joking. I had met him. Well, then you're an idiot. What am I an idiot? You thought Palm Beach Pete was Epstein. I think he is Epstein. He's not Epstein. Okay. Well If I had met Epstein, I would be bragging about it. You'd be bragging. If I could confirm it was and not through Palm Beach Pete Why would you be bragging about it? Because that's awesome. Why is it awesome? Anything to do with Epstein is awesome. He's a cultural icon. It's called So you think he's a good guy I see people in the streets wearing shirts of him on his face. I mean people wear shirts at Che Guevara And to give context they're wearing that because they're homeless and I gave it to them And I told them to put it on they weren't just doing it, but I'm starting the movement What was the island like? I wish I had went truly you wish you had went to just see it. It's like a historical place No, hopefully not to be raped by a bunch of older guys. That sounds like the worst thing that could happen It just seems like me. I don't know. I would just want to see the island. It's like when you go to see like That photo that that painting the Mona Lisa When you see the Colosseum It's like here's some stupid artistic bullshit that actually had no effect and here's where all the powerful people gather to secretly be pedophiles I want to see what that looks like. So you think the Mona Lisa hold on a second You think the Mona Lisa and Colosseum are artistic bullshit that have no effect. The Colosseum was cool. They would have They found out that that's what we didn't have empathy as as people for artistic people These people who couldn't interact in society would give them a spear
and we would tell them they have to rip off a bolt's head and we damn well that that is the opposite of what was gonna happen. Well, I would like to have you on my show. All right, Brian. Mr. Johnson. Yes, Mr. Johnson. Well, if you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time, he'll do it. Will you call him Mr. Johnson? I probably would have done that if he had asked me not to. Right. What would your approach with him be? Would you open up with this? I didn't even know about this. This is like not particularly shocking, but it's interesting. How did they get his money, by the way, to start stealing his son's blood? What was the thing? It was like a payments company or did I just make that up? Can we Google how did Brian Johnson get rich? I will say, by the way, the idea of taking nutrients from your son, it's crazy. Yeah. To give to yourself is pretty awesome. You always think it's awesome. I mean, most people, they are all with these parents, you know, always say like, oh, you know, I love my kid more than anything. This guy is stealing from his kid to live longer. And it probably won't even make him live any longer. It's just going to ruin his son's life because everybody like, holy shit, are you? The guy was that dad who's stealing your blood? Well, it's not stealing a few degrees to it. He's crazy family of not. Isn't he giving his blood to his to his own dad too? Or did I make that up? Yeah. It's like the blood brother or bloodline or something like that. Yeah. All right. So Brian Johnson made the bulk of his fortune in 2013 by selling his FinTech company Brain Tree to PayPal for 800 million in cash. He didn't cash. Yeah. Now he's he's pretty loaded. He's pretty in cash. I feel like that's how you would want to do a deal and cash. That's how I would want to do a deal. I mean, if I could get more money in a similar amount of period where like it's more when you count how you could have invested in with inflation, I would take not in cash months. Not in cash. It's preferable to take it in cash if it's the same thing regardless. Yes. What would you do with 800 million? Well, 400 after taxes. I would probably buy an island an island where any place specifically. I would buy that island and then I would open it as like a a tour a museum. It already got bought though and they actually are already turning it into a resort. Did you hear about this? Could we Google Epstein Island being turned into a resort? I know. I know. They took your idea. Yeah. Was that your idea or Jeff's? You wanted to pass it down in the family. It was Pete's. It was Pete's. So his name is Pete now. He's not Jeffrey Epstein. That's his nickname. That's his nickname. Okay. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein's former Caribbean properties. Little St. James and Great St. James were purchased in May 2023 for 60 Millie. See you could have done it by billionaire Stephen Deckoff. Deckoff originally announced intentions to transform the locations into a luxury resort. Oh, shit. Look at this. No major construction or development has been reported though. The islands currently remain in a state of limbo with no active resort or confirmed plans for the site. Matan, you should go do you should go break on to that island with Tyler Oliveira and do one of your podcasts without the tent just like right outside the temple. I think that would be awesome. I would immediately get a right. I've seen the videos of the guys sneaking onto the island. They just get arrested or kicked off immediately. Not if you bring a lot to that. Can you imagine one of the worst, like, uh, isn't it like next to all those islands with like those immigrants? Probably. I guess they're not immigrants of their own islands, but you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. There's certainly I was just going with it. Isn't it next to the islands with the people? They're like kind of animalistic animal. Oh, you went from immigrants to animalistic to their non-immigrants to their animalistic. You just made it more complicated than it is. That's right. I can't imagine a worse place to be in jail than there. So I'm not going to take that risk. I would tell you to go to a luxury resort, though. That would be fucking awesome. Well, they're not. They're not building it. Yeah. Well, imagine if you built like a big resort all in the style of that house in the in the house in New York or the temple house. The temple house. The temple house. Everybody gets a little bit of everybody you can rent a little like a band like that. That would be so awesome. I'm not even joking. Wouldn't you go there? No. What? No. Why? I mean, I've had someone sitting in that seat who was a victim on that island. So I feel like the the spirits just in general, even if I had an experience that hearing that story firsthand would have been better not to me be like, yeah, I think I'll go to any other island in the world. But that I want to go to that island that I want to go to that one in a house that looks like the place where the bad stuff probably happened. But you know, we don't know that for sure. We don't we don't know that we don't know exactly if it was on that house. Do we or is that confirmed? Well, some of what may happen there is not confirmed, but like that any bad things happen in there that some of that's confirmed. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was on the house specifically. Yeah. There were people assaulted in there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You can do a podcast right outside it though with Brian Johnson and talk about it if you knew him or not. I did not know him. I did not know he's just not he's going to keep repeating himself because he's probably severely autistic. Yeah. What about the the one in New York, you ever been there? No, actually, I haven't, but I can take you. Where is it? Is it in Manhattan? Yeah, it's only 71st Street. What's that close to relative? Because I'm not good with like a New York directions. Aren't you here all the time? I come here often, but I mean, just don't look outside and what street you're on. Well, I usually like I was probably from where I'm seeing like a 30 minute train ride away, but I don't really I just get on trains. Right. So if you get off just directionlessly, and then I'll just get off. And if I've been to wrong place, I'll do it. So I actually, this was like a three hour journey for me. No, if you get off at Penn Station, which is where Madison Square Garden is and you're on roughly 30 second, 33rd Street. And you just walk up to 60th at the park. You make a right. You have to walk 30 streets. Yeah, it's it's like 26, they're half blocks that way and then you make a right go the corner of the park, make your first left right there and then walk down to where it says 71st, half blocks. Very easy. How long does this walk from this Penn station? Well, who's walking? Am I walking? Sure. Okay, then it's a lot faster if you're with me. You're gonna have trouble keeping up. But if you're walking with like Danny here or something like that, it might be a couple day journey. No, 90 minutes. And with you? Probably about 55. Why don't you just take a train that's closer to this place? Because there's a lot of work, you know. I don't like taking a train in New York City. I like walking in New York City. Okay, well, now you're just an idiot. I'm not an idiot. It's good exercise. Good for long journey too. And 90 minute walk. Well, no, it's like 55 with me. It's really an hour 10 or 110. I'm under 10. I gotta go back. Oh, on the on the round trip. Yeah, I didn't say we were walking back. So what's the solution then? I don't know. Maybe we'll teleport. See, now you have no answers. And now you're just saying bullshit because you're an idiot. No, you've been saying bullshit because you're an idiot all day. You know, but I know that I'm saying bullshit. You're the one spraying light saw. Well, that was calculated. How would you do it? It can make his shirt look like he's shit himself. That wasn't calculated, but it came out pretty awesome. It did come out pretty awesome. I agree. We may frame that shirt afterwards. Will you frame it? I'll frame it. I'll frame it. Yeah. What's your opinion on the moon? You think we went? I think the moon is the same size as the sun, and it's only 25 miles up. All right, hold on. What? That's what the guy on my show told me, and he was, I believe him. It's only 25 miles up, but it's the same size as the sun, which is also only 25 miles up. No, the sun's a lot farther than that. Oh, look at you. You were lecturing me about distracting you with Texan. Yeah, because you come off like a guy who would want to be perceived as respectful. I come off as a guy who would want to be perceived as respectful. I never thought of it that way. I'm clearly not that that way. Right. Right. See, you're okay being a dick. I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole. I mean, I see you're just obfuscating here because you're not answering my question. I always ask you if we went to the moon, and you just told me something about the sun and the size and everything. What's that, Joe Rogan? Guess where they said if they got into it, they would be in danger. I think that's the position I'm in. I think that was Elon Musk that said that, right? No, no, it was like, no, it was, it was like, I don't think it was even a particularly famous guy. Look it up. The guy who hacked, who does the search engine shit on Google. I don't remember, but I remember seeing that clip all the time. Who told Joe Rogan? Is it true that like every time Joe Rogan has on like a crazy, like a type of schizophrenic guest, it like expands your potential ceiling for how big your show can get. I think it depends on the guest. All right. So who told Joe Rogan, he would be in danger if he spoke about something publicly. I don't know. We'll see if that can, let's see what Google AI can do. Joe Rogan stunned his podcast guest refuses to answer a mushroom-related question. Paul Stamets. Oh, Paul Stamets was. Yeah, let's hit it. I don't know. He says he got famous from selling stamps. Did you know that? From selling stamps? Stamps. Stamps. Yeah. Gotta be stamps. Oh, Paul Stamets. Yeah, I see what you're doing. Okay. Joe Rogan was left stunned during an episode of the Joe Rogan experience when guest Paul Stamets refused to answer a question claiming it could put his life in danger. All right. What was the question? All right, let's go down. Let's go down. The question. Are you Paul Stamets? During the conversation, Rogan asked Stamets. What are the benefits or the negative effects of this? Rogan up here. Visible. Yeah, go ahead. I just had an interruption. Confusing question that approved to reference Portobello. Now you're tripping up on your words. Stamets. How ever
Having a hard time reading and saying this is an explosive area of conversation and puts my life in danger So I reserve the right not to answer a question Broken appeared visibly surprised by the statement Responding whoa didn't expect that it puts your life in danger talking about portabella mushrooms He's looking how you're reading it out just to read it to prove you can read it because I said you were having a hard time I'm answering the answer you even know what you're reading I feel like the information is going red this not even into one. You know, it's going bang bang hitting the side of my brain And I'm saying it to people that are even talking about now. We're just talking about nothing about complete nothing We're talking about not playing it's going into the people are even on a pie. It's like two birds yelling at each other That's why we used to wear headphones So it's like this. Yeah, you know, but yeah, now you were right his life was in danger over mushrooms Found it baby You do have a good you got a good punch. I didn't expect that on you No, it's like the height thing. I didn't expect that either, but I'm saying even once I saw the actual people Just think I'm like I guess physically so unintimidating. Yeah, I'm particularly physically That's right. But you don't like wood very much do you? What yeah, you got a problem with wood. Yeah, it's not good for wood. I put sealant on it. I have an idea. The lysol is not good for wood either What about water and lysol? It's I mean, it's not a good you're gonna have to fly that guy out from Florida's real soon again Danny's a big fan of yours, but I feel like he's not gonna be very happy Daddy, no not that Danny Danny Jones yummy go go under the table. You can see it Like a weird Epstein trip. It's not a weird Epstein trick. I got pants on. I'll stand up. I'm good Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was real Yo, keep your distance You can go under the table and you'll see it. Do you think I'm gonna go under the fucking table you weird creep? I told you to go under the table. Well, you have no pressure over anybody Maybe if you really wore that retired skateboarder fighter, I would go under the table You don't want to fuck around and find out with you. I feel like you probably have guns struck me as a guy I wouldn't tell you if I did or probably as a bunch of illegal shotguns. I would definitely do it legally if I had them in here You would say that obviously on the podcast. No, no, I would say that privately too. I would definitely do it legally interesting. Yes It is there's a process there, but It's no reason to not do it legally. Do you own guns? Can I own guns is it 18 you own guns? Not can you? I was already given you credit for being able to I get it No, I don't not yet. Okay. Are do you plan to? I'm sure at some point right but I live in LA. So I'm I think it's very strict there I've heard that I don't know the full process, but I've heard it's very short. I'm not sure of the process either Does your security have guns security? Yes Yeah, the three guys out there the stupid homeless crackhead that's right the cameraman This is following me around that I told not to sit in here. You told him not to sit in here. I told him he could sit in here Well, I told him not to why would you tell him not to because why would he sit in here? I don't know He could add something to the audience. I have no idea. All right. Well just to expedite the conversation. I don't have security Have you thought about getting it? No, not really a big target on your back and a big head. That's a big target. I actually Don't I just don't go in public that often so I'm not I'm usually able to not have to be concerned with that And when I do, I'll just put on a hat. You do well. I was gonna ask you that so you do wear hats sometimes in public. Yeah I mean preferably. I feel like this is a pretty recognizable. Yeah There's a fat there's a hat that fits on that head a beanie put all the hair. Oh, so it comes all dead. Is it like in your face? No, it'll go to the back. I'll put a hoodie on and people usually don't know sunglasses No, I feel like that's too far now. It's like kind of giving it away It's giving it away. Did you start looking suspicious? You have a hat a beanie on in sunglasses? I mean, that's what Leonardo DiCaprio does. I don't think he looks suspicious But he's just doing that because he doesn't want the paparazzi to get good photos I think not to hide when he's like walking. I mean he hides pretty well. They don't get they get him But not as much as you would think yeah, I don't think he's paying them off to not get him all the time But no, I don't know I don't think I would need security because even when I walk around like this and I do get recognized a lot I it's usually good interactions almost entirely good. I don't know if I've had a bad one right Were you wearing sunglasses on 9/11? Sunglasses. Why what's the joke there? I just I want to know where you were on 9/11. I Was six years away from being born. That's what I would say too I would lie about my birth year. I mean, but I wouldn't though because I would have liked to be around for 9/11 You would have liked to be a rent like to watch it. What is the witness? Like in a what's the context there a good way bad way? I'm in New York and against it To witness it in general just to witness it. I'm not gonna root for it to happen root for 9/11 to happen good good Well, I would just think I would say that I don't know it seemed like you were going there No, I would have just liked to witness that Just to like be able to take it in you don't think that every single person who was Physically witnessing the plane flying to the buildings doesn't tell that to people all the time There are people who refused to talk about it that did that. Yeah, they refused to talk about it Why? Because it was so traumatic for them. I'm not talking about people who saw like dead people, you know Well a lot of those people did see both Well, that's that obviously would be traumatic. I'm saying like let's say you were like You know five miles away. You just saw the plane going to the building. I'm sure they talk about that shit all the time Right. Let's say you were dancing or something. I'm sure they were they knew him You still have an answer my question either about like the Kim Yong-un get up. Where'd this come from? Well, it's just the only suit I have it's the only one you own. Yeah, so why get another one? I Kind of like that logic. Yeah, that is smart logic because it does it ever like smell because you wear too many days in a row Especially in hot places. Yeah, but then nobody will want to steal it Right, but people won't want to be around you. It's like, you know some of those. Yeah, but that's that's that's not a necessarily a bad thing It's not how I can people around you. You like being alone. No, I'm not like Particularly like that. It just sometimes if I I guess it would be preferable depending on the day and the situation and what I'm doing Feel like I didn't even need to have to explain that, but you're so far behind That I think on the head No, you're not even on that dumb level. I'm not on that dumb level. I'm like below that. Yeah, you're just far behind. Okay Well, my bladders behind I gotta take a piss so we're gonna take a break real quick. Are we done or what? No, we're gonna continue Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I have a lot of questions for you. All right. I don't know who sent you Just a reminder. This is the bathroom break part. It's about two or three minutes and I'm leaving it in because it was really fine All right, we'll be right back Good job so far. It's so far. You having fun? Yeah Don't leave the room mean or head is watching. Okay, you got it So who's the craziest guy you've ever met? Hold on, I'm gonna leave the room. Oh, you shouldn't you shouldn't leave the room. I need to leave the room. Okay, that's fine You know what? Let's let's leave the room together. You know what I mean. I think that would be great Is that for you? Oh No, no, it's the regular water for you. No, no, it's the regular. You see those cups that are nasty. Oh, I see it So you're gonna drink straight from that? Yes Okay, I can get you a better cup. Would you like a better glass? No, no, these will work fine. This will work fine Well, good. There you go. Would you like a chair for that? No Maybe can you grab those napkins napkins? Yes, sure Yeah, and then maybe wipe this up on it. I don't destroy. He's a ball. Yeah. Yeah. That's not let's let's try not to let's mitigate some of the damage you know Oh, he says he's right on here. That says is real. That's one of those is really is really loves All right here he goes. What do you wipe it down? The water that he has in the Grants and sparkling water from your fridge You're playing with drinking. Yeah, it's all right That wasn't that water wasn't for me Everything's gone yep All right, let's run it now you're stealing my globe and my sparkling water that isn't mine I Think that's cool It's gonna keep texting you said there was a break period yet. Well, the breaks over I'm talking into the mic You're supposed to be a professional. You know what this is Say again, you stole my globe you stole the sparkling water. That's not mine It's not yours. No. Who's it? A Females. Oh, you're girlfriend or something. No, no
- A victim? - No. - So who? - None of the above. - What do you call it, the talking stage? - Yeah. - How is it? Any good? - I'm not a big fan of Sparkling. - I'm not a fan of it either. - I do, I guess. - All right, we agree on that. Now, why'd you take my globe? - Because it looks funny. - Why does it look funny? It's a globe. - You know, you bought the Israeli version. - I did not buy the Israeli version. - This was my grandfather's actually. - Well, he bought the Israeli version. - No, I forget my father, bought an Israel one, probably before it even existed again. - Yeah. - Is Israel even on there? I've never checked. - Yeah, Israel Tel Aviviyafo Jerusalem. - Okay, it's there. - I don't see no Palestine on here though. - Right. - So, do you think Israel should exist? - Yeah, people have asked me that before. I think that's almost a few tile argument. - It's a few tile argument. - I think there's a, we've now progressed into a point where I think fighting the land battle about it is a little too late in the process. I would like to mitigate the killing of a bunch of innocent Palestinians as possible though, 'cause that team is more realistic. - You know, I think I agree with you. - Yeah. - You gotta start with the simpler humane argument before you can tackle the real issues. - Yeah, I mean, it's just like, if they're getting genocide, they're not gonna be in the position to fight and take land back. - You know. - So, let's maybe stop that first. Stop funding it at least. - How many countries have you been to before? - England. - That's it. - I think so. - Really? - Yeah, I haven't traveled that far out of the US. I've been to a bunch of states, but that's it. - What's your favorite state? - I like New York. - Why do you like New York? - Because there's always crazy, funny homeless people dancing and singing borderline homeless people dancing and singing rich people who are looking very upset that they have to be in their presence. - Right. - You enjoy that dynamic from an entertainment perspective. - It's amazing. It's like unlike any other place I've ever seen. - Yeah. - So like when you come here or anywhere and record, do you just go find a warehouse and set up like the white tent or? - Well, I have a studio I use in New York. I'm using a studio. - Okay, and they let you do just make a tent. - That's my set. - It's the second best tent set in podcast and for sure. - What's the, what's the competitor? - Mark Gagnon, his tent's better. - Who's that? - Camping my boy, Mark. Camp Gagnon, you never seen this? - Oh, is that the guy on. - On Flagrant. - Yeah, on Flagrant? - Yeah. - Best hair in the game for sure. Shout out Mark, see him right there. - Oh, there's him before the hair. Look at that. Hold on, go over too. Go up. Look, yeah, hit that. That's before he had hair. - But him being in a tent is in fair because he looks like a homeless person who would be in a tent. So he has an advantage. - Do you think he looks homeless? I think it looks pretty clean. - Maybe not in that photo. - He is from Florida in your defense. - Go to the recent one. - Yeah. - Homeless. - Fair. That's fair. It's good hair, but he could be homeless. - Do you like some water? - I've never seen him in a home. Now that you say that, I don't want sparkling water. No, like I said, I don't drink it. Now you got sparkling water on the table. That's like actually, is that acidic, Danny? I don't even know. - Yeah, let's Google that. Is sparkling water acidic in any way? I'm not a biologist or chemist, you know? - Yeah, mildly acidic. - Yes, mildly acidic. When carbon dioxide dissolves in water, it forms carbonic acid, dropping the drinks pH to roughly 3.5 to 5.0. So you just put like a fucking four pH on my table. And now you're gonna put more. That's awesome. - Would a melt by the time we're done? - It might melt by the time we're done. And then like I said, Danny Jones is, he's gonna have to build a whole new table. I cleaned the carpet, so that's not a big one. - Okay, all right, keep that into it. Just let's not hit the wires down there. - The carpet melt? - The carpet will not melt. The carpet will not melt. It's a very, I sleep on this carpet sometimes. - What about the wooden floor? - No, don't do that. - This fucking guy. - He's an experiment, I'm not trying to-- - It's an experiment. You're not trying to fuck things up. You're just experimenting on my-- - You don't see if it melts. - We'll see if it melts. - He's into a fun experiment to do in your house? - Not really. Not really. - It's fun, 'cause I don't have any damages. - Do you wanna be president one day? I don't think that's really even a relevant thing to consider right now. - Why is it not relevant? - If I wanna be president? - Yeah. - Go Clinton's already a rabbi. - How many years off of that before I would even be allowed to run? If I ran-- - You got another 16, if your birth age is correct. - Yeah. - You might be a DeCambi Matambo though. I'm kinda leaning towards that. - I don't look 19 to you, I look older than that. - Yeah. - How old do I look? 28 and a half maybe. - Are you serious? - Yeah. - I don't know if I should interpret that as an insult or not. - No, it's for a guy. It's not an insult for sure. - Seems like an insult. I mean, you could just find a video of me from 2019 when I'm 12, it exists. - I mean, maybe you're on puberty blockers. - Okay, well see, now you have to come up with all these excuses. This is how you-- - That's not an excuse, a lie. I mean, you're from California. A lot of people were on those. - Do I look like I was on those? - You might have been? - Do I sound like I was on those? - Well, you might have formulated the voice at this point. - Yes, you got to make a sound. - You have to come up with all these excuses. - It's not excuses. You play a bit. You play a character. - No, I don't. - No, I don't. - What'd you just throw at him? - Oh, it's the cap, it's not gonna hurt you. - No, no, that's fine. - Yeah, you'll be all right. - You'll be all right. - Well, I wanted you to hit it. - You want-- - With your head. - He's soccer. - No, he's not a big soccer guy. - You wanna try? - No. - No, no, no, no, no, no, that's a relic. - I won't do it because you said it's from your grip. - That's not even like a bot. Thank you, I appreciate that. I'll let him know, he's still alive. - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - We're just gonna-- - We're almost messed up there. - We're just gonna put this back over here. No one can harm that. - But you've only been to England. - Yes. - So you haven't done your world tour yet. - A world tour just traveling? Or like I should've been doing the show too. I feel like that would suit you. - Like live or just filming with guests across the world? - I think filming with guests across the world. - I mean, I don't know if there's any yes across the world that I could get a hold of that would be interesting. - Not one. - I don't know anybody in Austria. - Yeah, but they know you. And there's probably a few interesting motherfuckers there. - It might be true, but I just haven't got a hold of them. - Yeah, haven't done that. I think you should do that. - I think it would be good. - But you never thought about being president just because you're way too young according to what you say to be president. - I mean, it's just not, I have no political background. - Were you just speaking it like some fucking young? - No, but I mean, I don't have like, I haven't been in the government at all. Usually you have to work your way up. Trump didn't. I was speaking at the New York's Young Republicans club, Gala. - Who invited you? - Some idiot, I guess who got fired. I won't call him an idiot, right? - Oh, he got fired. - I appreciate that he got me up there to be the speaker. - Why would you say to get him fired? - I guess, I mean, well, they immediately didn't let me back up to continue. I was the host of the whole event. I, every time somebody came back up, oh, they asked you to MC. I was the MC. I was gonna do my speech in the beginning, which I did. I was supposed to go off, go on, go on. The whole time, do a middle remark, conclusion remarks. I got my first six minutes, that was it. - Who, who yanked you officially? - They didn't even yank me. I went up, I was supposed to be up there for five minutes. I did my intro for like six. Just went off. - But then they didn't let you back up. So somebody-- - Well, I was just-- - What's the guy? 'Cause there were two guys, two guys running the show. They were like almost shaking. They were like, maybe partly out of anger and like, I don't know what they, whatever they were expecting. Not that they should expect that I would fuck with them, 'cause I don't fuck with people. - You don't fuck with people? - No, I'm because I don't do any of that nonsense. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? - That's for dumb babies. - Yeah, dumb babies. - Some evidence there, you know? - Someone. - Some evidence against what you just said. Well, that was a defensive position. - That was a defensive position. - Yes. - All right, let me play some defense, too. Look at that. - Yeah. - Well, I don't wanna mess up my jacket. - You don't wanna mess up your jacket. Hey, Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike, wanna come in? - I'll use I have a better defense. - Okay, all right. Okay. You gonna? You gonna do it? - Yeah. - You can defend with the camera angle. And we just make sure it's at least facing me. - Over there. (laughing) - All right. I got the shampoo and conditioner. - Those are a lot less dead ones. - That's, they're a lot less deadly. Have you ever seen these things squirt? - Oh well, they don't go far, but. - Yeah. Just make sure it's at least lined up. If you need to play defense with that, you can. - Let's leave it over here. - Let's make it like an actual. - What time is it by the end? - You know. - I have to do that show we've got it. - That's right. Yeah, I gotta get you out of here at 2.15, so we got like an hour. - Okay. - All right. This is kind of like an interview now. Almost like a casting couch kind of thing. I don't know if you're into that, but I'm not gonna play along with that. - Like where I'm like a rapist? - Yeah, a little bit. I feel like you're about to talk dirty to me or something. - No. - Okay, that's good. That's good. All right, that's how to recycle. - There's no main shot that includes everybody. - Yeah, there is, it's right there, but we didn't put it on for you. We put on this camera in case Mike came in.
I didn't want the main shot for you. - Seems like a bit of an oversight. - Why is it an oversight? - Did I have a main shot? - Well, that's, I mean, if Joey Deaf were here, we would have had it for sure. There was a lot going on. You were spraying a lot of things I never put on. - You went to an on camera five? - Yeah. - We haven't needed it today. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause we got multiple angles. It's not too late. - I've been watching it at this point. - Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, people watch these whole things. (laughing) - Look at that. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. - On you. - No, that's on you. Yeah, take the cover off. - This one, right? - Yeah, we almost just lost producer Danny. - It's also clearly a very good defense. - It is good defense, I'll give you that. But it won't look good in court. - Yeah, is it on? - It's not on. - Yeah, turn it on. - You gotta turn it on. - Yeah, you have to turn like the switch on top. He's not going to die. - All financial issues. - But like, I've seen him fall. It's not great. It's not great. You see on top, there's like a switch right there. You turn. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think to maybe get on. - Yeah, yeah, you're good now. - You should know that it turned on a fucking camera. - Like I said, he's Danny's the editor and today, today, you know, oh, did you turn that off now? - Yeah. - Why did you turn that off? - I want to see if he can figure out how to turn it on. - No, no, no, no, no, no, not there. Not there. (laughing) - All right, all right. - On the back of the camera, I'll see the power button. - Yeah, it's the power button. - All right. - Yeah, just flick it. - There he goes. - Is it on? - Yeah, yeah, it's on. - That's right on me. - Can you even hear you? Like, you're not even near the mic. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's loud, but now he's going to move it again. Okay. - This is why we don't do this stuff. - We won't do this stuff. Now we have equal weaponry. - You still haven't touched the bottom of the plunger. - Why would I touch the bottom of a plunger? - I mean, you were touching it on the way in here, and now you know they're shit on it. - When you brought it in, you were carrying it like that. - No, I wasn't. - Yeah, you weren't. - Are you crazy? - Yeah, I think Danny actually has that on video. He was shooting some shit. - No. - Yeah. - Have you talked any cartel, guys? - I don't think so. - You should. - Why is that? - Because I think you would actually be able to ask them good-cutting questions and get them off balance. Provided they spoke some English. If it's a guy, it just speaks Spanish, that's gonna be tough. - I feel like that might be a little dangerous for me. - It might be a little dangerous. But you could just hire security. - Where are you trying to figure out right now? - No, he's taking notes, he's taking notes. He's just taking notes for you, you know? - I would like a coffee after this. I was treated unfairly, I would like a coffee. - Another coffee. - You're not supposed to agree with him. - Oh, no. - I got you a coffee. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - No way, that's it. - You need two coffee, I don't know, I'm here. That's what he's saying. - Clearly he needed more than one. - It has compensation, two coffee. - It could be compensation. - He needs more energy than the average person to keep it running. - Yeah. But if you talk with a cartel guy that spoke English as well, you might be able to get to the bottom of the fentanyl crisis. And I feel like that would be something that could put you on a pathway for political services. - Is it really a crisis though? Or is it really just like the process of elimination? - Process about that's dark, Madonna. It's true though. Why is it true? - I don't know, figure it out yourself. - Okay, someone gets it. Someone gets hurt on the job. They blow out their back doing nothing wrong and then doctor over prescribes them fucking opium. And then suddenly they're on the streets looking for fentanyl because the doctor got them addicted to opium. - They should have been stronger and not hurt their back on the job. - Okay, so you would have just stopped them doing the, you think that it's like an evolutionary Darwinism, if you just hurt your back on the job. - You shouldn't have hurt your back on the job. You should have been stronger. - But what if you're working really hard? - You know, you should have worked as hard as you can without not hurting your back because you should have been stronger. - Have you ever hurt your back? - No. - But if you did and got to take the fentanyl, would you see it differently? - And I would think that I got eliminated by the process. - Eliminated by the process. So are you like a population control guy? - Well, I was arguing against that earlier. - I know, that's what I'm saying. - Not a population control guy. I'm just questioning how big this crisis is and if it's really a crisis. - Crisis in air quotes. - Yeah. Is it a crisis or is it really just like, we're getting rid of some people who probably we don't need anyways and also they look really funny and like we take photos of them and send it to our friends in a group chat and like look at this crazy guy. Okay, well, I do. I'm like, is this the craziest one we've seen so far? We have like a whole collection. We have like a shared like a photo group where we all out the best ones. - Right. - You do that with Mike Mike? - Well, he's in one of the photos from when I got him. But he's not in the group. We might find it a little offensive. - So you're worried about offending him. So you make an exception for him. - Actually, that's a good point. I don't think he's even capable of really being offended or interpreting why he should be. So actually, no, yeah, I just, he just wouldn't understand what's funny about it. - Do you hate it for his drugs? - He don't own drugs anymore. - He's not? - Yeah, he's just, his brain is so fried from all the ones he did. - I don't know, listen, when he had to be a lawyer for Palm Beach Beauty, it was pretty good. I don't think your brain could be fried to say some of the things he was saying. - He's great to live. - So you just admitted it. - Yes, yes. - Let's go back to that. We never fully answered that question. You were talking about maybe chaining them in rooms and stuff. The people that passed the IQ test or whatever your smart test is and everything. But like, what would you make them do as slaves? - The whole point was to grow the population. So it's strictly for eugenics. What about the kids that they have? Do you make them automatically slaves too? Or are they gonna be a part of, you know? - Maybe some of them, maybe just to continue at some point, maybe we don't have to do this thing anymore where we take IQ test, it can just be those children. - That's smart. So you keep some and then send us out there. - Yeah, like you have, you start with 10, you have 30 kids, then now you won't leave it 15 and 15. So you've grown by 15 and now instead of 15. Now you know what I mean. - Right. So what do you think the world population is 8 billion right now? How many of those people do you think would qualify to be slaves? - In America or the world? - The world. Let's start at the world and then we'll go to America. Work our way down. In the world, maybe about 150 million. - So you think a lot of the world's dumb? Are we gonna move on to America now? - Okay. - In America? Probably about 150 million. - I'm sorry. - So the rest of the world's pretty dumb to you. You only been to one country. How can you know? - I'm kind of counting, that was. - I'm in Europe in America. - Europe in America. - Yeah, Europe is very similar. I mean, it's the same. - So you don't think they're good at math in Asia? - The issue is that they're not just, isn't that they're not good at math. It's more of a cultural crisis. - Cultural, how so? - I mean, you don't see like the videos of like, the guys in Tokyo just like collapsing on a bus, like not even finding their way home to go to sleep after they've worked for 18 hours straight. - Uh-huh. - I feel like you're making the opposite argument though. - What's the opposite argument? - Because you were saying 150 million only including America and Europe, where some of these problems exist, but you're saying in Asia, those problems don't exist. - What problems do you exist? - You're talking about people that are like falling over from being-- - The population problem doesn't exist in Asia, are you? - No. - No, are you talking about like, people that are actually falling over from being on fentanyl and shit like that? - No, from just not resting because they're not resting. - You haven't seen the videos of like the Japanese guys on the subway? - I don't think I have actually, can we pull that up? Japanese guys falling over on subway, video. - Okay. - Let's see. This is a common thing, they just fall over. - I get like three of these videos a day, like that. What does that mean? - Okay, is this a regular? - Yeah, yeah. Let's grab it. Ever heard of the Oshaya? - No, there is, video, okay. - This one? This is what you want? Don't worry about the volume, Danny. Oh, they're trying to fit them into the sub-holy shit. Look at them just pushing them in like a sardine. That's interesting at least. Okay, go back and let's get the video Matan wants because you saw it, which one do you want, Matan? - Well, I don't see a video, but I see it says, videos in photos of Japanese salary men falling over passing out of sleeping in unusual positions. Or some ways are highly viral phenomenon online, they're deeply tied to Japan's intense corporate culture and drinking that. - No shit, so drinking habits too. That's a drug. - Ah, yeah, well, that's why I don't drink. I don't want anything like a Japanese man sleeping on a bus. - Right, but we have that here too. And I'll bet it's in that 150 million as well. - Yeah, that, well, there's a lot more than 150 million people who live in the US and Europe. - I know, we kind of have to cut it down a little bit. - Yeah, so you're automatically cutting down anyone who drinks. - Anyone who's an alcoholic that doesn't find their way home at night? Yes. - Okay. - You've been eliminated from my eugenic plan. - What if you just do it once? - You've just done that one time? - Yeah. Does that eliminate you? Like, if you have one like, bend or night? - Ideally, yes, but I feel like then we're not gonna have enough people. - Yeah, yeah. See, there you go. That's true. - Now, what does your master race look like? Is it like all one race or is it just strictly based on eye care? - I think the culture hasn't progressed enough for me to get that races, but maybe we can revisit that soon. - We can revisit that. - Do you want them to look like you? - As I said, maybe we'll revisit soon. - But is that a possibility? - Maybe if Israel bombs like one more country, it'll progress to the point where we can start getting into the master race. - Would you go back to Israel at this point? - Go back, get it. Do you think that would trick me? That stupid ass trick? If I was really a liar and I was from Israel, You think that. That would catch me. This whole sophisticated flat I've been doing this whole time. We get caught like that by an idiot skateboarder. Probably wouldn't take much. Clearly not. Yeah. But also not really clearly not a Trump voice. Clearly not. Does he say that? I mean, the way you said that was a similar tone. You were going down on the, you know, on the scale. You got that great speaking patterns. You like his speaking patterns. Yeah. Would he make your eugenics plan? He doesn't do drugs or drink. Oh, would he get into the plan? Yeah, would he be like a pro creator for your eugenics? We could do that. We could do that. I mean, I think it's going to be easier to find the man, right? Sounds kind of gross. Yeah, because they're going to have a lot more of an issue. The man is kind of like a one-day process. Even thinking about this as a little bit. What do you mean one-day process? I don't know if you know how, I mean, kids work. But you're saying on the actual pro creation. You're really saying it's easier to find the man. You're only male slaves. Oh, you would only make the slaves females because you'd have to require watching them for nine months while they are actually-- You don't really need that with the men. So it sounds like this sexist eugenics plan, but really it's just practical. I'm a practical guy. It's your practical guy. You talk about being pragmatic and practical. So are you looking for the right solution to help everybody? So are you saying you would only enslave the guys for like one day at a time here and there? Did you know? Unfortunately, I feel like they'd be happy to volunteer, as disgusting as that may be. Yeah, did you talk to Bonnie Blue about that? Well, that's a good example of it. I didn't talk to her about it. She certainly wouldn't make the eugenics plan about that. She wouldn't make it, right? Yeah, it's a good call. The brain is too screwed up. Yeah, you didn't like her, right? No, not particularly. Yeah, why'd you talk to her if you didn't like her? You were just interested. I'm sure you have guests on your show all the time. You don't like, no? Not that often, no. You like me? Yeah, I like you. But not gay way, right? Not in a gay way, no. Hard pause. That's right. Again, I thought you were into that, so. I'm happy for you. You gay stuff? Yeah. Yeah, we already went over that. Yeah, we did. See, this is why I don't run my podcasts for four hours, because we just keep revisiting the same thing. He's like, "Ahhh!" But then I can catch you and some, you know. You even caught me in a slip-up this whole time. I think I've caught you in a couple. You actually told me once that was good and fist bumping me. Well, was it? I don't remember. There's a lot going on today. What are you looking at? Seeing if there's anything else to discuss. You don't have any ideas? I mean, I didn't prepare for this. And honestly, you usually-- That's good. I don't want you to-- Usually I'll blame the guest for not prepare-- or the host when I guess on somebody's show for not preparing enough. But we only scheduled this with, like, what, eight hours advance. Yeah, talk to you last night. Yeah, so there's-- I like the free will of them, though. How much do you free will versus, like, preparing for years? I'm very prepared. It seems that way. Yeah. But then you have a lot off the cuff stuff, and you let it go on tangents. Which is good. So the preparation is really just getting people going. And then you let them ask you that. Well, the preparation is the questions. I write questions down. You do write them down. But then you will-- Questions I need answers, too. Not always. Well, always, to me, or I wouldn't write it down. You know, some of the questions-- I don't think you need the answer, too. I think you just want them. That's what-- now we're having an argument about wanting and needing. Yeah, these are two different things. Do I need to know if he's Epstein, for example? Mr. Epstein? Right. Yeah, I don't really need to. I want to. I don't think I ever asked questions that I need to know the answer to a guest on my show. Why not? Because I don't think those exist. I'm usually not in such a life situation where I need to ask a question, mostly just about wanting. So you just do it because it's fun for you? Yes. Okay. All right. One more question, then. Okay. Do you think John Kiriaku is still in the CIA or not? Because you talked to him now. That's my boy. It's a good question. I would say probably not-- probably not. He actually went to prison. Yeah, he did. He did. Well, documented. That's right. So unless he was-- Okay. Assuming it wasn't a trick the whole time, he would have then had to rejoin them. After not just exposing them for something that he didn't like doing, but then they basically put him in jail for it. Or alternatively, he was willing to actually go to jail for a long time, which neither seem as probable as just a guy who's not in the CIA anymore. You ever hear a sheep dipping? No. That's where you agree to do that purposely. It's like that scene-- A prison thing. Yeah. It's like that scene in the department where he's like-- It could happen. It could happen. Yeah, it could happen. It could. But it seems like-- probably not. Yeah. I don't know, also, if he's really swaying like public sentiments on any serious issues. He's just telling funny stories. You don't think he's swaying any public sentiments. I might disagree with you there, because the funny stories open up the bar to him actually having a very big platform, and then when he's able to actually give opinion on things, people are listening. Well, we're yet to see that then, though. I think he's probably moved the needle on some things, for sure. For sure. I think he's moved the needle. I'm not trying to say he's not influential, by the way. I know. But most of the stuff he's talking about is, like, personal stories to him, or stuff that's, like, mostly, unproblematic, like, hey, we probably shouldn't be torturing Arabs. That's-- that's unproblematic. Mostly, yes. Why is that unproblematic? That we shouldn't be torturing Arabs? Yeah. Are you Jewish? No. So then they should be unproblematic. But why is that? No, but you're saying why is-- maybe I'm misunderstanding. Why is it unproblematic? To not want that to happen? That he's discussing that publicly. Are you saying-- Oh, I'm saying he's denouncing it. Unproblematic position. To say you don't want to torture Arabs. You're not going to get a bunch of-- Or anyone to call. Well, specifically, Arabs in this case. Yeah, they did it to a lot of Arabs in that case. You're not going to get a lot of comments. Like, hey, I was a fan of you, but now that you say you don't want to torture Arabs, I think I'm done watching these shows. But it might be-- it might be ruffling the feathers of people who do want to do that. I think that's a small, segmented group that John Kiriaku, who exposed torturing Arabs in the government, is probably not worried about. I hope he's not worried about them. He certainly seems not to be. He doesn't seem like it. But yeah, I don't know. I guess that he's not in the CIA anymore. I liked him. He was a really nice guy. Maybe he fooled me, but I would guess not. No, he was definitely off-balance with you, which was cool. Yeah. So I was glad to see you do that one. What about Bustamante? I think he's still in. Much more likely to-- Yes. Far more possible. I 100%. Thank you. Then again, I think it's also far more possible that he-- maybe he wasn't even ever there, really? I don't know. He was there, for sure. Yeah, but what he might have been in there seemed like debated upon on how high level his position is. He wasn't crazy high up. Yeah. Frankly, and he's talked about it. His career really only-- really only ended up progressing because of who his wife was. His wife was like a high level targetter. He seems like he might well be in the CIA still. Yeah. You think he is? 100%. Have you spoken to him before? Ton. Yeah. I tell him every time since the beginning. The reason the CIA? Yeah. I think I said the same thing to him, and I think yeah, he probably still is. Yeah. I don't get the same impression of that with John. I agree. It would break my heart if John was actually still in CIA in this role. Yeah, that would be unfortunate. It would be very unfortunate. Yeah. Would you disband the whole CIA? Disband? Yeah. Get rid of it. Like Kennedy. Um. What's the purpose? Well, there's a lot of people who are like, well, they've gotten way too out of control. They take advantage of every single constitutional right? I'm fairly just not informed enough to really answer that question. That's a great answer. Disband the CIA. I feel like that probably involves so many intricate problems that would solve and create that I can't answer that. Okay. Are you going to fix my table before you leave? Well, it doesn't really seem like this melted your table. Well, it definitely left a stain on it. To remember me by. Not to remember you by. I don't want to. You want me to buy you a $30 wooden plank? It's not there. It's more than that. I'd like you to come in here and actually rebuild that part personally and put the ceiling on it. I'll give you the ceiling. I have it back there. You can go fuck yourself. No. I won't do that. Okay. You're going to. You're going to come back and. Then we're at an impasse. Okay. Okay. Okay. You can get the fuck out of my studio. No. No. No. No, that's okay. We're not. I don't. But it wasn't nice to see you. Okay. We're doing this. We're doing like a fake band at the end. A fake bet. Julian Skateboarder is mad. Mm-hmm. His stupid friend over there still doesn't know why he's here. Yeah. We'll leave that up to people to decide if I'm actually mad. We're faking it. I think they know I'm faking it. Yeah. I'm pretty sure they know. What's the point? You thought I would play along? No. I'm not a faker guy. I don't think so. Okay. You don't fake anything. Nope. You didn't change your personality at all after you walked in here. Not at all. You didn't move that. You said I asked you differently outside. Yes. Did we even have a conversation that lasted 30 seconds? Yeah, hey, nice to meet you. Where's the bathroom? It was about, well, there were a couple other commentary in there. What did I say outside? You were asking me, oh, so you live here and record here? I was like, yeah. That seems like a reasonable question. Yeah. I would ask you this on this show. Yeah. But it wasn't in this voice. That's not true at all. And you weren't wearing that jacket. You were wearing a t-shirt. Yeah. Because I had just had my hat on when I was outside because I didn't want-- Right. So this is hat head for you? What does that mean? I mean, that's a pretty good hat head right there. If you had a hat on. Oh, well, I can see what you're saying. Yeah, sure. I guess so. OK. All right, Mattan, and all serious things. Thanks for coming. I appreciate you, bro. Everybody else you know what it is. Give the talking back to me. Peace. Oh, you're fucking funny, bro. That's it. That was great. Did you see what was good? That was awesome, bro. What's up, guys? Thanks so much for watching the video. Thank you.
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