Matan Makes Oliver Tree Break Character and Go Crazy

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have all of our tree welcoming Please come see the middle for today's co-host. We have Mike. We're coming Mike Please pull to the mic closer to you and introduce yourself and send that one to anybody who might not know you My name is Oliver tree and this is Mike. No, but pull it close like this Because otherwise we're not gonna get any audio Here like this bend it down Shit I haven't done one of these things in a while. There we go. Wait, what the fuck? Bro, so introduce yourself. Why are you taking my fucking solution? What are you talking about? Can someone bring me in a slushy, bro fucking thirsty as fuck What was the question introduce yourself? So my name is Oliver tree. What good? Okay now. Yeah, my name is Oliver tree and I make music and I make art and I make videos and I'm a big fan of avatar and have you seen the new avatar? I have it. Why are you dressed like some sort of ridiculous frog? Hmm Some of the new avatar three it just came out. I watched it in 3d the movie. Yes, fucking dope. I've seen it is about frogs No, I think it's a kind of about Native Americans probably I think it's like the about the pilgrims coming in and like killing the Native Americans That's my understanding that sounds fucking awesome, but outside of that Well who wins in the end? Obviously the pilgrims well, I don't know there was like a proxy war that was set up by The white guys whoa, whoa, whoa Bro, what the fuck is going on? I didn't even see him here. He's a good who's that? You good buddy, who's that? Can we get him a slushy? Well, homie's having his sugar spike bro. Okay, so I don't understand so you like the movie But you decide why what's we the dress up? Oh, I'm doing some promotion for the movie. There's no way they're paying you I think that movie came out like three months ago and this is like bad promo. This is No one bro. No, it's not bad. I work. Okay, I do part time so the music thing I don't know if you know, but like I retired from it. It wasn't really working out So I started working at Universal Studios. No, it's doing bad So I moved numbers have been going down for yeah, about three and a half years now four years technically well I started in the center ever since people realized that it's not exactly possible for everybody to make money drop shipping That's what I'm saying, bro, and the thing is okay So is December 2022. I think it was kind of like right after COVID, you know, and like COVID was also it was down then as well But yeah, so I started working at Universal just doing kind of a part-time gig and honestly It hasn't been working good there either Is it true that you're only famous because you're related to Epstein? No, I'm not related to Epstein So that was actually a misconception. So I was connected to people who were connected to Epstein I had nothing to do with that. How does that make any sense like the excuse everybody's been giving right? Yeah No, I know but the thing is like so. Okay, you know Bill Gates. Yeah So I'm related to someone who's related to him. So it's like a second cousin twice a minute. So you're related to Bill Gates well technically Linda Gates his ex-wife. So you're not related to Bill Gates. Not blood. So yeah Okay, she didn't do anything wrong. So I don't really want to take on like what you know, he did I don't even know what he did, bro. To my understanding. He did something good. That's what I'll that's my opinion on it Okay, cool. Well, there you go Wait, so what's up? You're you really like Epstein you seem to be like quite a thing You know they recently found out he's still alive. I think yeah, he's in Tel Aviv. I saw right? I think that he's over hated. I think that in America the way it should work is your innocent until found guilty And he was never found guilty because he was killed. So you think it was fake? What was fake? I don't know his death Well, I think he was murdered and now he's back in Tel Aviv. I saw it on Twitter. Is he good? Who's that? Your boy, bro. He's spazzing out. Can we please get him a slushy? We got something from you want one? What is that? It's a slushy here Bro, please try to shit out, bro. Please bro. Please, please You're spilling it now you're making a mess. You're arguing with the fucking floor making a mess all over my floor Bro, okay, how does it feel to be recognized as the biggest purr in Los Angeles? Yeah, I don't know That's the first I've heard of that. No, it's you got the what is it the ring magazine ring magazine? I don't know what that is the boxing What is it like a ring the movie game? I saw the I saw the movie It's not the name of the guys who talk about boxing ring Hmm, I don't know it. They gave you that title. Do are you happy? You have any words? No, I don't know anything about it But well, you just want it so maybe now since it's your first time hearing you can give some type of acceptance speech Sure, so I watched the movie the ring the first time in the second grade No, not about the ring about no the movie yet. It's great about the assaults and the accusations Hmm, I don't know about the very stuff What is what is the next step of marketing a shoe box the shape of a shoe or a box shoe shape shoe the shape of a fox Wow, I like that. That's a good one. Yeah, can you say it again, but twice as fast? No, why would I do that? What's the I missed the second part of a box shoe shoe shape box a box shoe shape shoe the shape of a fox The next step of marketing. Yeah, it's that one as opposed to the first one, which was what do you know something about a shoe shaped box? Right you said a shoe shaped a shoe and a shoe shaped box a shoe box the shape of a shoe right that's good to yeah I don't know what's the question? What's the next step in marketing? Well, if it's a box shaped like a shoe then you're technically getting Four shoes because you get a pair of shoes and then you're getting two So I would say that's a pretty good deal because you're getting double for the cost of one So I don't know how you beat that but the other one come to the box cardboard. You can't exactly wear that I don't know you probably could The fact how much super glue you use as well as this the the core question at the end of the day is The second option does that come with the fox? Why would you assume it comes with the fox? I don't know you said something about a fox That was in the word buddy been bro. He's kicking me bro. Who is that your boy? How can men get married? Let me refresh how can men get married if the Bible clearly states marriage itself is a covenant between a man and a woman Forget the law. It's completely impossible to begin with. I'm sure you would agree all of her I don't know what you said, but what the fuck is this guy doing here? Didn't Jimmy Lee. What's up? That's the worst comedian in the world What how do you get a factor on that? How peace of cake? Take a seat next to it. Take a seat. Take a seat. What do you call Italian? He's yelling in my ear, dude. Come here. I'll retreat You got the branches too long. You want a big goal? No, I just want to I want to know I want to know if you're getting want it going to get Pull down Mike. Jimmy pull down my clothes for you guys. You want to go on a vacation? What is it? Everybody? You want to do that? Yeah, yeah, what do you call Italian? What pasta? You're yelling in my fucking ear, dude. I can't even hear you. What do you say? You're yelling in my fucking ear, bro. You're you're you're hollering. I know, but I have sensitive ears. I did damage. I'm sorry. Let me ask you a question. Yeah It's a better Jimmy get closer to it. Let me ask you a serious question. I didn't get a fat girl bed. You already said this fucking stupid ass joke piece of cake And this is it. This is your big idea. Wait a minute. What who had this idea? He told me you did this was your idea. No, it's his idea How you been all of the time you brush your fucking teeth. What's the blue? What's the blue? What's the blue for? You want some? No, you why your blue your white bro? I already went through this. All I've been the whole interview is just me how's your music going not? Well, why I hear you sell out empty stadiums. No, yeah, it's not your dumb down bad. I started working at Universal Studios. What are you doing? Just pushing the new avatar movie. Really? How's your career going not good? Why I hear you make like a million dollars a year Pull the mic close in the middle guys. Okay. Can you move them white Oliver? Let me issue question. How many branches do you have now? Have you grown over the years? No, bro One successfully downhill. Oh, you're scared bro. What was last time you brush your teeth Tuesday? Oh, we could go is this the joke here? He didn't just eat that old. He told me he told me not to really. Yeah, that's correct. I don't know. How do you get a fat girl bed? Bro, you already said this stupid joke. What's joke? I don't know. I'm I'm just the whole thing. He didn't just keep that joke Christ, bro get him a fucking breath man. However, how you doing? Bro, you smell so bad. Jimmy get close to my wife. Tell me my Chinese name last night. Oliver come quick Bro, get him a fucking breath man. Or I'm gone. Good to see you back at men's clothes, dude. I got to go. All right And what's his story? I had him on my show like three years ago. It's the worst comedian in the world Amazing, you know him. It seemed like you guys knew we'd call it. I feel like I'd maybe met him at one point Bro, you didn't do shit. Step the fuck back here bro. Keep it to three foot. Bring it in bring it in What do you want, handshake? - No, bring your legs in, you're scaring a lot of the viewers. Bring them in. - Jimmy, you got a fucking go. You got to get a fuck, you need to go to the dentist, bro. I'm telling you, it's just dental floss, just a little dental floss. - Really? - Yeah. - So then what's up with the oral hygiene? - I'm going to tear your nose down and put a shopping center. That's what we're going to do. - What does that mean? He's insane, bro. - Haven't heard of that guy for years. So what's going on? - Let's move on. - Let's move on. - That was just a segment of the show I owe to him. - Okay. - For some dental stuff. - That's good, bro. - So you're getting free dental work for that? I don't know if I would trust the dentist who doesn't brush his teeth. - I wouldn't exactly consider that free. - Oh fuck, bro. - I'm trying to move you back over here. - Okay, you want me to move? - Yeah. - You don't smell a little bit much better than Jimmy. - Thank you. - This place is dope. By the way, I love the shopping cart and the whole aesthetic you got. Is someone living in here? Is someone squatting or what's the deal? - Do you find it difficult to date considering people expect you to be a weirdo based on your character, but in reality you're a completely different kind of weirdo? - No, I'm married, bro. I have two sons and a daughter. I don't need to be dating. - That's not true. - Is someone fucking broken or what? - Just hold the mic. You have some sort of brain problem? - It's fucking broken. - Well now you have to hold it. Congratulations. - This was supposed to be a fucking puff piece, dude. You're stepping on my fucking top. Stop taking my fucking drinks. Bro, can someone get me another slushy? - Thank you. - Fucking love these things. You ever had one? - Stop! - Dude! - He actually kind of survived that. - Yeah, that one did good. - Why'd you bring like five of them here? - I bring them everywhere. - All right, let's move on. I know we got a little hyped up because of Jimmy. - Thank God he's gone. - Anyways, back to that question. - He's your actual dentist? - You play a character. I've been seeing you on some shows recently where you're out of character and he's kind of boring. - I can't relate because I don't play a character but I can relate in the sense that people accuse me of that. So when people meet me, they're expecting me to play a character whereas you are playing a character but then you out of character is also in extremely weird. - Annoying, yeah. - I don't know if I'd say annoying 'cause I'd say most people are annoying so that's kind of indifferent to me because that's an inequality a lot of people have but which is like something weird about you. - Yeah, it's the haircut too, right? - No, that's part of the character. That's not part of the real what you're laughing at. - This is not a fucking way. - The last name is like the N word, no? - Oh yeah, nickel. - Yeah, you say it wrong and you're gonna get stabbed. - I guess so. - Well, it's like the coin. - You ever seen that? - Yeah, you say that wrong too and you're gonna get stabbed as well. - It's just 33% chance you nothing happened, you get away, 33% chance you get stabbed and 33% chance that you get shot. - I haven't heard that. - What do you think happened if you call a black guy, nickel? - I don't know. - That's like a prank, a crazy Russian YouTuber did like 10 years ago, I remember that and then they broke into his car or something. I don't remember how it ended. I haven't seen him since so maybe that's a testament to it not going well. - Isn't it Vitaly? He got locked up in the Philippines. - No, that was a whole different thing. - Hey guys, I start with an option. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by NutraFull. 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So my whole thing is like-- - You're like five-six, five-eleven. - Nope. - So if I do, you really think you're five-eleven? - For sure. I just went to the doctor last week. - Do you mean? - I'm five-eleven in a half. - No. - Yes. - Are you gonna try-- - That's a fact. - Is a joke that you're building yourself up just saying six foot? - No, it's no joke. I'm just saying I've been considering it so I could be six feet getting that metal replacement. - Yeah, so I'm so confused about the question. It's a question about the people who-- - No, it's about the dumb Liberals who oppose it because it's so obvious that it's a good idea. Because you're treated based on how you look. - Right. - And a major factor of how you look is how tall you are. So the taller you are, the better you're gonna be treated. - Right, so you're a look smack, sir. - It's a fact. - I had a clavicular on my shoulder. He taught me all of his ideas. I say so, he sold you. - It's not that he sold me, it's objective what he's saying. Either you will be treated better based off your looks or you won't. So maybe you could say you won't or you will and you'd be wrong but there is one answer. - Right, what's the answer? - You will. - Right, so what are you gonna do? You're looks maxing now? - I'm gonna get that surgery because right now I'm maybe about five, eight, five, nine. - Right, right, right. - So I'm trying to get up-- - So try six as well. - Yeah, like five, 11, six foot, whatever it can do. I don't know if anybody-- - I know a guy. Jimmy? - Well, I know a guy who, it's called the brownie's melting off your face. - What? - Starting to melt off your face. If you notice right here, it's becoming just the white color and there's stuff dropping out of here. - What? - So I know someone who does this thing called "brow thing" and it's actually stretching and he can get someone to be an inch or two dollars so you could try that. That's how I got to five, 11. - No, that's how you got to five, six, where you are right now. - I'm not five, six, I'm five, 11. - I actually, I haven't, I saw you, I met you a couple of years ago. - Yeah, I remembered you being bigger. - Yeah, I was much-- - Oh, wait, Fatter? - You were Fatter as well. - Ange, I was short. - Was you short like ozempic? - No. - You kind of look like you have ozempic face. - Well, thank you. - So no, I don't believe in ozempic. There's nothing wrong with people who do choose to do it but I don't believe in it now. - I was gonna ask if you did it and then it also made you tiny or like in height. - Well, that would be crazy. But no, it didn't. I've just been shrinking. That's why I started doing the row thing. So it's a, just a method of stretching. - Are you dressed up like a smurf because they're really tiny and fragile? - No, it's a avatar, bro. It's a new avatar three. - And it's because you really like the movie. - No, I also do the part-time gig at Universal Studios. You good? - This is how all the episodes are? - What do you mean? - Now, would you do this part-time role at Universal? If instead of blue, they ask you to do black? - I was thinking about doing Shrek, the green. - No, black. - You did see Shrek, right? - I know that he's green and not black. However, if he was black, you could very much imagine Shrek being a black man and not a white man. - Well, I was thinking, so you know the smurfs. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm a big fan of that too. So I was gonna either do this or the smurfs. That was kind of the two options at Universal. - So what about black? - So, personally, I'm much more of a smurfs guy. But I also like that- - I was trying to get out of that. You don't want to interrupt. - Why is this an interesting question you bring up? I think a more interesting question is, what would you do? - Ethically, I would have no issue with doing black face because he's hilarious and hysterical and it makes all of the cool people laugh. But the issue is the not so cool people, then they want to eat your brain. That's an objective fact, by the way, they did a study on that. What do you think in the world is most likely to want to eat your brain? - Cannibals? I don't know. - And where do you think the cannibals live? In Europe? They do now. - Where do you think they're in a lot of cultures? - Yeah, you have culture with the cannibals. - Well, I was sent some time in Fiji. In Fiji, they sell forks for brains there. - Yeah. - Oceania, you ever been? - I have not. I've heard of Fiji. I haven't heard of that other one. That's just something like a mispronunciation of ocean. - It may be. - What's going on in the field? - It's actually out of your mouth. - What? - You're not just peeling it all over the ocean. - Oceania? Oceania? It's a continent. - 7 continents. - That's not true. - Yeah, look at Arkansas. That's where Boogie lives. - Who? - Boogie. - I don't know who that is. - Would you say your music is comparable to being tied down and forced to eat shit while your children are tortured? - Well, it's funny, actually, as I saw. - Yeah. - There was something that came back to me, and apparently the US military was using it for torque you can. that makes complete sense I mean so did they pay you do they pay you for that I believe I get money off the streaming revenue from Spotify but I don't think I'm getting paid directly I was in like on the back end so they're just streaming it off of Spotify they don't even have like an official license or anything that's what they said yeah wow I think it's pretty much just like on the back end like I think it's like what one stream is like one one hundred of a cent or something so so how much money how many streams do you have how much money if you made I have a look at this don't fein as if you don't have millions of dollars what you say don't fein is if you don't have millions of dollars what does that mean like oh yeah you know that they pay you so little for streams you know my 70 billion streams from that song that's the cool song well I don't I don't ever remember you know I'm blue what I fall 67 I'm blue double D double die you familiar yeah yeah I was involved with the making of that song so how much did you make on Spotify Spotify alone yeah I made upwards of at least in the thousands so you're feigning it's not a lot of money you know so like at least 40 million I probably may at least like I want to say to 2000 30 40 million I'd say I don't know what the exact number but it's not 2000 I don't know how you would do the math okay whatever why do you think your music has had such success with low income Argentinians who believe they can make a billion dollars by drop shipping t-shirts on Shopify I don't know bro I love Argentinian you ever been no so Buenos Aires one of the dope is bro those are my fucking main people out there I heard they live among animals no not as far as I've seen yeah but you don't have a Argentinian stake no oh bro you you need to fucking try an Argentinian saying you have a Brazilian stakeouts that's disgusting what you're spilling that all over yourself wait time out no but really why do you think your music has had such a global appeal some already stay just in the US I feel like you've had more success internationally especially with delusional young people who think that they're gonna become the next and rotate well I would say why it works just because it's he good bro is he good you should have had fucking Ginny check him out anyways seriously why oh I do it you said it's a the proof is in the pudding bro because the lyrics okay so I write on my own lyrics right the lyrics are fucking trash bro so when you have shitty lip that's a pretty cool move no honestly that was fucking sick that was fucking dumb how did you hit it up so perfectly no but you still haven't answered my question no I'm telling you I was trying to answer so because my lyricism because I write all the lyrics all because it's so fucking bad bro American speakers they know what I'm saying and they're like not gonna put that shit on but if you maybe English is a second or a third language or maybe you don't speak it at all and you're the legend tick-chalk seek my face guy no that wasn't me that's my boy though no that was you Oregon bro what I hung out with him in Kyrgyzstan that's a different guy Kyrgyzstan he's not even a real place you never been to Central Asia Tajikistan Uzbekistan you might know Kazakhstan that's the one from Borat but technically Turkmenistan they definitely they live below animals that's what they say about those no bro are you doing in the long them whatever those other places they live below them do you have to go to Central Asia I went to Kazakhstan three times last year I actually did a concert there you know if you're gonna find white people who eat people similar what you were saying before you should have just started naming off these places bro Central Asia bro they're not white they're basically white what's your ethnicity I'm Jeremy fully German fully German now with the accent a little bit yeah a little bit of Spanish a long time ago you got curls though Jeremy's with curls this surprise this is fake care this is a wig like yours right this isn't a wig though pull it bro don't fucking hurt me that's a week that's a week how is it a way because I just pulled it and I felt it coming off okay well you hurt my head but no it's not a way you just attach it away too rough what was the question something about Argentina's I love Argentina I don't know that's the only answer I have you're just not answering the tough one so we'll go to something easier this is a fucking puppies what's your favorite color favorite song like that where's the easy fucking questions you hear you at the fucking hardship wrong trying really hard here why is the age of consent 18 that seems like a completely arbitrary number why are you asking you bro do I look like a fucking scientist I don't know the fucking scientist how about we have some logic 18 come on it's that many years give me a break how old are you what how older you bro how do you keep this fucking trade going you've been 18 for like 18 years when I met you you're 18 when did I meet you you made me when I was 15 we met when I was 15 which sounds a little bit that sounds bad bro we you know those videos he made them actually did pretty well it sounds bad with the culture in America but actually it's bad anyways because the implication is gay that's why it would sound weird obviously that's not the case of any age that would be bad but if 15-year-old girl was meeting a 45-year-old man is that bad does it sound bad it seems bad yeah why does it seem bad where are you from the ninth age what year were you born dude I'm 18 I listen how long are you gonna keep the 18 why would I listen everybody says that but why would I pretend that the whole thing was that I was keeping the 17 thing going on for a little longer so people were less like you're not going to let all the fucking girls did they say they're like two three years younger they said they're 18 they said how long can you keep this going dude well I'm 19 next month so not much longer April what I guess April first April fools day no April 23rd really yeah so you turn what finally 18 no finally 19 you just did the same how did you get off how did you get off the whole thing I was asking you about age of consent I told you but I don't know anything about it all I know is that you keep changing your bird I'll ask you this should the age of consent be seven years old no why because I'm not from the fucking night stage like you alternatively you could have said you're not from Turkmenistan or one of those countries I don't know what your ethnicity is I don't believe that you're a hundred percent German what does that have to do with my accusation against the Turk many stennis what about Turkmenistan I would just imply that their age of consent is extremely low I don't have to look into it I'm not sure he's not why you were there I didn't go to Turkmenistan it's only one they didn't go to really yeah is he good who is that but are you good bro he is literally looks like he's about to fucking see that you good you take care of these people who is that Mike who's living here by the way is this are you guys squatters right like you guys just found this place and there you got mail sent to it and now you guys are locked in here what's the deal no we can leave any out of the building whenever we like we have a key that we found really yeah okay he was just in the door I guess somebody left it there hey guys start with an eruption I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace whether you're just starting out or you're trying to scale your business square 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first purchase of a website or domain that squarespace dot com slash maton and use my code maton M-a-t-a-n to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain thank you to squarespace for sponsoring today's episode was the question how did you become a master at making music that sounds like complete shit so funny story yeah it didn't always sound that bad but I found because it's not real brains well it's available right no it's objective actually it's objective for sure yeah but it's also beauty's in the eye of the beholder show we had so he's not so it is my people who say your old music was good when you were 15 or 16 that's they said me so what I had to do is dumb the music down so that people like there's no dumbing that down maybe you know with a lower IQ could be able to enjoy it so what are you trying to do now because it seems like you've kind of fallen off yeah well I was tired I wasn't gonna say that but you're trying different things because I would just be mean that's just insulting you did the music you stopped working out so then you try to help it by not playing a character anymore no that was it I got bored so what are you doing now because now you're backing the character but not making music yeah yeah just trying to make money doing the avatar thing yeah but that's obviously just a bullshit thing or how are you actually making money I don't I retired is he good bro should we fuck him up? Whoa easy on him easy on him bro. Jesus! You're gonna fucking hurt him. Stop, stop, please stop. He's hitting with the full Nelson. That was wicked dude. He hit him with the full Nelson. Where did you learn that? Are you good? Bro, you guys are actually the worst fucking wrestlers I've ever seen. That's all you got. Okay that was good. You're pretty good aimed dude. You hit him right on the head. You kicked the fucking thing up. Wait, what happened here? Was that from someone else's slushy? That's a leak from the raid. Okay. How does this fucking thing go in, dude? So how long did you spend preparing these questions and are they specific to different people? Are you just have questions and then you just ask, well I have to be specific to you because they're about your bullshit music, right? And I already agreed with you on that. So unless there's anything else you wanted to get, I mean you are asking how I got into making such bad music, right? Yeah. Yeah so I had to dumb down the music to sell it to more people. Oh that's my reaction when something comes on on your song. I know. I know. Oh, I find the same fucking reaction. You're sort of bleeding one time. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense because then why did you keep producing it to make money? Fucking crazy Argentinians. Is there any more slushies? Did you know it's easier to steal from women because they're weak and brittle? I didn't know. Where are you going? Let me get the fucking slushy. Let me get a slushy, please, please, please, please, please, just let me get the slushy, bro. What are you gonna do here? What the fuck are you gonna do here, bro? Just let me get the fucking slushy. A fucking guard's up right fucking now. So you are any other good fucking questions here or we gotta wrap this shit up? Shut up, I have some stuff left. Okay, at least something good or I'm gonna walk. Do you think in retrospect it made sense for the undertaker to lose his unbeaten streak at WrestleMania 30 to Brock Lesnar? I don't know. I never watched any kind of WWE fights. Why what happened? He was unbeaten at WrestleMania, I believe for 21 matches and then he finally lost to Brock Lesnar. Really? No, I didn't see that. That was like 20 years ago. Really? So, right when you're born? Yeah, I think so, probably around then. I'm like 10 to 15. I don't know exactly. You're a big wrestler fan? Well, it's more just a question for you. Right. Hey, I don't know. What's the question? Go ahead. What's the question? If it made sense in retrospect for him to lose. I think so. Why? I think because we all gotta lose every hero's story. You gotta go down to come back up. Yeah, but now he's retired and he went from 21, he know now he's 25 and two. They had him lose another match afterwards. I don't know anything about the wrestling though. The wrestling? Do you think San Francisco's decision to decriminalize the homeless from utilizing weapons to destroy people was smart? I'm not sure. He's still living in San Francisco. And what was the question? It's about homeless people in San Francisco. Legally now they're allowed to walk around with knives and screwdrivers and bricks and use it to steal small bottles of deodorant and toothbrushes and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. There are a lot of these weapons to steal stuff now. Legally in San Francisco, it's okay. Crazy. If they steal over $500, you have to give them a reward now. Really? Yeah. A reward. It used to be you can't steal anything. Then it's there allowed to steal anything up to $500 and you cannot arrest them for it or lock them in the store. And now if they steal over $500, you have to reward them because of how impressive it is. That's crazy, bro. SF is a crazy place. I think they call it bipping, right? What is that? They break the windows of the car, bip that shit, put their hand in there, jacks and shit. I mean, apparently there's more babies, there's less babies being born than there are people bipping on the streets of SF. That's what I understand. So there's more windows are broken into these cars than babies are being born. You seem like you would probably be good at the homeless style stuff. I think so. I think so. I mean, wait, I just want to know for real, is someone actually living here? Well, in that room. Why is it not your wife? Because it kind of gives me the, it looks like someone might be staying here. Are you staying here? I'm not staying here, buddy. So where are you staying? If there's a tent in that building that helps me be able to afford having this room, then it should be out of your business. Your way out of your depths here. That's me dispersion of questions. I was just curious. It wasn't disgusting enough with that. Okay. How do I kill the creature under my fridge? Okay. I don't kill any kind of bugs or any kind of, I don't believe in violence. I'm a pacifist. So I only do it in the form of protection. So anytime someone comes at me and I feel like my life's in danger, it's the only time I resort to violence. In a situation like the one you just put me in, but I'm actually a pacifist. I don't believe in violence and I don't believe in killing bugs even. So if there's a bug, I'm fucking sick of that shit. I'm trying to go to sleep. I'm about to fucking let loose bug spray all over my house, but I read it would make me sick if I do too much. Yeah, you have to be careful with that. So I do. So you just grab that you put it into like a big gold. You're good? What have you been put into a big gold? The cricket? Yeah, you put it under my fridge. It weighs 2,000 pounds. So lift the fucking thing up. Get some of your buddies. Get Mike and Mike to help you lift the fridge and then what? You scoop it up into a big gulp cup. Yeah, but he's gonna run away and take it outside and let him out. He's good. He's gonna run away. Where is he going to go to the other end of each under the cabinet? Right. Well, if that's the case, then he's gone. He's not your problem anymore. What do you mean he's not my problem? Then he's going to make noise. He's under the cabinet. There's no lifting the cabinet. He's connected to the wall. Well, there's no getting a carpenter to come into. I don't know what the fucking tell me. The carpenter is going to let him out nice. The carpenter would rather shoot him with the gun. The carpenter is offended, vegan. Not my carpenter. Who is your carpenter? You want a guy? I've got a guy in LA who's cheating. Not a guy that's allowing the crickets to live. You don't need to kill the crickets. You just got to displace. For your vegan, you don't need animals or anything. Well, I eat a lot of me every meal, but you just won't kill bugs. There's different levels. I don't even really know what a being a pacifist means to me. It just means I don't believe in fighting unless my life's in danger. But I don't believe in killing something, but if it's already dead, I'll eat it. The damage is done. What if he's annoying? Select your wife. I'm going to now become a pacifist anymore, bitch. I don't know anything about that, but my wife's incredibly kind and generous, and I never would say that to her. I heard the opposite. I heard you beg and heard a teller stop fans to stop harassing you online. What? Don't act like you're in a position of power here. I'm not. You're going to drink that. I could if you want me to. If you give me a percentage of the prize draft picks. There's been some disgusting shit on that table before I believe it here. That's real gross. That's disgusting. I know you think you're doing a bid right now or you're a smart buddy. I don't give a shit. I steal your body that you're messing up there. There's been human feces on that table. That's fine. I'm not kidding. By the way, I'm not like I don't try to make it. There's been actual a shit on this. I had a fight Laura, bro, when I ate food that had human feces in it, and I got an ulcer because of it. I'm not scared of this shit. One of those little candies called M&Ms or skewers. I like Reese's pieces if you're asking. Yeah, but why do they call those little candies? Reese's pieces. That's all I eat, bro. What? Reese's pieces. But that's clear what that is. It's that circular chocolate ball. Yeah, what's your question? The little candies, those little small colorful ones. Are they called skewers or M&Ms? Depends. Chocolate or not? I don't know. What do you mean? Why do you? Why don't you fucking try it out and tell me? Try it. Oh, how would I be able to? What kind of fucking question is that, bro? If it's chocolate, then which one is it? I don't know. And how could I know it's chocolate? Well, it could be a Reese's pieces. You'd have to test it out. A Reese's pieces is a big, circular piece of chocolate. No, you're talking about a Reese's cup. I'm not about a Reese's pieces. He's got another small color for a little candy. Yeah. So how do I, this is way to confuse it? You have to test it out. Why couldn't the first guy just trade market so I couldn't get confused? I don't know, bro. Because one of them's got peanut butter. One of them is just chocolate. And one of them is actually some kind of gelatinous, maybe sugars. You good? He's turning into a snake or something. You have any good questions, anything that actually will maybe create a thought-provoking conversation? Do you think despite his brain problems, Logneck would be able to create better music than you? I would say probably. Yeah. I mean, does he make music? No. And he has brain problems and his voice sounds like shit. Mother fucker that guy is what he is. You don't like him? I love Logneck. He's one of my best friends. He's the next guest in five minutes. Is he coming here? I would be so hyped up. We're gonna have to end the episode now because we're gonna have to end the episode now. - The log neck is coming in and I have found it ready to. - Can I meet him? - On the way out maybe if he would like to. - I would like to. - But do you think you'd be able to make better music than you? - Easily, yeah. - Can you help him with it? - I could produce some of his tracks. - But that is gonna become real bad. - That's what makes money, bro. - We've seen it time after time. - But it's not making money for you anymore. It's been years. I know you're living in the past a little bit because you have some head trauma from pretending to fight all the podcast hosts you go on. But. - Well, no, it's not that I have issues with my final love it was never fully developed because you smoked a lot of weed. - I did a lot of drugs early on and it's harder than weed. - I've done it all, my man. - No, that makes sense. - Okay, well, thanks for coming on. I have to feel with log neck now. - Okay. - Hey, thank you for having me. Mike, pleasure. Legend. - Is there anything you would like to promote? - Yeah, sure. This is (beep) (beep) - Okay. - And, yeah, I've got a (beep) - (beep) coming soon and (beep) - Oliver Tree. - Thanks for having me, bro. - They didn't even hear us seeing. - It's okay.