Matan Interviews VanossGaming (Evan Fong) For The First Time

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Venos gaming. Please welcome in How's it going? I used to see you for today's call host. We have my manager of our flooring welcome in our flooring What up how's it going? So just in case anybody doesn't know you please introduce yourself and all that one I'm Evan or Vanoss Gaming. I post YouTube videos and make a living from posting GTA 5 videos Like ops 3 zombies videos in Uno And you still make videos obviously me and a lot of other people maybe we used to watch you when we were a little bit younger Yeah, that's I get that a lot. It's like I used to watch your channel You know, it's not like I wasn't saying that as an insult no, no, but I get it like my fans have grew up You know, it's kind of dope now Like I bought a few new guns at a gun store and like all the employees knew who I was your fans No, no, not just to like you to the school maybe if I get angry one day, but that would be where you find your fans No, they're older. I told you that's true. Maybe I tell you man like a university No, no, I'm like elementary school, you know classic Because they don't even know what's coming for them. Exactly. Exactly. So is that what you're off to nowadays? You're making some GTA video still about your planning on a bunch of children. I'm not actually planning on a bunch of children I just got really into guns recently. Yeah, just been you know Doing my sort of twice a week recordings make music sometimes and just Trying to enjoy life. Do people ever confuse you with venous gaming since you're both old Asian youtubers rather than Who I am which is Niga I got they say again slower the people ever confused you say that name again one more time Well, I know it's the end word about is in that kind of what you'd named it after I tried looking into that But I could never get an official answer. Yes. Yes. That's exactly why so people do they ever come up to you and say like hey What's up? Vanos and then you're like no, no, that's not me that's the other one racist and then go away Why are they racist because they because they mistaken me for Vanos gaming. Oh, I thought it was because of Niga I go No, I mean that's just I mean people understand that like they it's it's okay because that's like it's like a black racist thing But like I'm talking about the Asian racist thing Who is he calling Hey, how's your day going? I promise I won't keep you long. I'm just going to help you look for a life You're gonna be fucking life issues. Who the fuck is this? I'm a fucking kill you don't fuck coming back. Why? Do you have ringworm? No, you know, we got it. It's like Was like a skin disease or something some sort of skin disease. It's like a circle. I think something I can buy from a worm Thank you. Can I one of those? Yeah, he just gave you a hundred bucks Give me this. I don't know what this is. Oh, it's him. Wow, that's wonderful. That's a really business again. That's my manager of our flooring See the co-hosted or is he the co-host? Who's that? This guy is just me. You're in viral flooring Wouldn't it make sense to say that an elephant is one thirty fifth the size of thirty five elephants or is that just some worthless mumbo jumbo? I'm bringing up to waste your time probably the ladder. Can you explain why you think that way? Because that's because I don't I don't even understand what the question was You want me to repeat it? Not really. Would it make sense to say that an elephant is one thirty fifth the size of thirty five elephants or is that just some worthless mumbo? I would make sense. I'm bringing up to waste your time. I mean both Yeah, sort of And that's trying to ask for a question. What you're pursuing nowadays something with elephants. Jumbo He's in that kind. He's in that in Asian food Elephant jumbo. I thought it was jumbo. No, that's black. I don't know What was that you pointed somewhere? I thought he would build a like my manager of our flooring Yes, yes, because I know these guys are not here. Who is that exactly? Would you replace your iPhone with an exploding phone? The randomly explodes and kills you? No, what? Because I like iPhones more than Samsung's. No, they have that issue too, but really a phone made just for that. I mean You know the exploding phone wouldn't keep me off social media, so But it's a smartphone like it knows when you're taking a call the whole point is that it kills you. He can't explode in your pocket Um, I don't know. I probably I'd probably be down to take it on my my school mission. Just throw it. Yeah, yeah, like a grenade yet If it's gonna be able to detonate it's probably likely that if you shoot it it kind of just works as a bomb, right? Yeah Probably and I guess this is kind of similar yesterday you tweeted God bless the holy land of Israel and with a Shem's help We will destroy the Arabs. What did you mean by that? I meant that You know exactly what it said That I mean that's pretty shocking especially in today's age well, I you know I just wanted to be on your side I'm not I'm not Arab. I'm not Jewish. I'm kind of I'm just uninvolved here. I'm just trying to get your perspective on it Yeah, wait, what's your background? Los Angeles born here, but my actual background you like like a white white From Europe like uh, you're up to That's not true though. I mean, I like I converted I converted to white. No, that's not how it works I was born like this I hope I caught you at a good time. This one's actually pretty fun Come right into your house and make your car look amazing while you stay inside and relax Shut the fuck up you fucking me up right now, B. What's going on? What's the fuck about right now? Come later though You don't mind. I brought some yeah a couple gifts like guitar. Yeah, uh No, but Is that one of the rifles you were talking about? uh Yes, Joker movie you're gonna come and kill me. I'm gonna kill you Most of the guns here aren't real Wait, he used to watch my videos, right? Yeah, this guy used to watch my videos. He's like a lot older than me He might be 40. I don't really know. He doesn't give me answers. He doesn't. Yeah, he said his name was ghost earlier Ghosts his name is viral flooring viral. Did you used to watch his videos? Oh, he said yes What size you maybe a medium I think you You'll grow into this but What do you think of that OG Printed and fucking 2015. Thanks so much for picking up. I really appreciate it We're helping people upgrade to faster internet for less money and most I think right now, bro, what the fuck are you doing up for? You heard something I know I didn't hear anything. It's only me you and uh ghost over there Yeah, I was just what trying to make sure. Why do you have this all in like a big garbage bag? I was in a hurry Hold on It's a massive bag Okay, so I got a lot of shit That's a rifle. No, this is not a rifle. This is uh This is for your boy viral flooring. This is for you I want you to have that Is that a bulletproof vest? Oh, it's not bulletproof, but you know, he could hold mags Oh This is for I mean, I wanted this to be for him But like I know I know I get it. He's not here, but like The ghosts that I see right now like this guy right here. I wanted you to have this. Could you please take it? What is that ever this is to make him more intimidating Because like this whole sort of like, you know Terrorist interrogation sort of setup and like this guy with the bug guys. I want him to be scarier than he is which is Just one guy you're saying it would be good to give him. Yeah, he just what is it? It's an axe. Yeah Why does it have to be stored like a gun? Hey there. I know safety is a big deal. And that's exactly what people Beautiful, I really appreciate these gifts You're welcome, man. I mean, this is actually really dope the rest. I mean, you're pretty sick But I'm really just trying to get rid of a bunch of junk that I have. Oh, this is junk. No, no, this is actually dope Okay, the rest of it. It's just junk Yeah, these are all Adderall purchases What does that mean when you're on Adderall purchase it when you when you're on Adderall and you just start buying shit and what What is that some sort of a liquid some drug? It's a pill Yeah drug. Yeah, it's scheduled to Do you think Kid Rock had the greatest Super Bowl performance of all time? I didn't see it. Why? I didn't watch the Super Bowl. It wasn't on the official Super Bowl Yeah, so I didn't I didn't it was on turning point USA YouTube channel I didn't know that you didn't even hear about this. No, it was actually not really on the internet a lot That should have been playing it on TVs. They should have taken that guy wherever he's from Who's the one who? played it. The official one, he's from like Puerto Rico. I don't know what he's talking about. Bad bunny, I think. That's where he's from. Do you think they should send him back to Puerto Rico? And then they should have Kid Rock do the future super balls. I don't know. I don't have an opinion on that. What do you think? Yeah. Well, Kid Rock was great. He's, thank, turning point USA in Jesus. True. And, and the other guy barely even speaks English. And in American, he's the American game they call it. They're trying to gentrify us. No. Sorry. Thank you. You brought a water with you? Yeah. I brought, yeah. I had a gatorade bottle second ago. Maybe threw it away in that trash can. Maybe. Did you know of you install a heat in camera in the woman's restroom? You can sell the footage to a crazy Ukrainian guy for a ton of money. No, I didn't know that. Have you done that? I haven't done it myself, but if things start getting a little rough, I've definitely. I mean, this would be a good place to do it. This place definitely has money in these buildings here. Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think there's going to be any women that are going to the restroom here. I feel like they already kind of know that. I mean, this is that sort of place you have control because it's like, you can invite guests on, you know, and what? Yeah, but it's not good if they're famous. Yes, right? Yes. But if I'm trying to film famous people, then it's going to be kind of problematic because if they're going to know where it's from, yeah, but they're going to know where the footage is from because these famous people, they have trackers on everywhere they're going. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Or no? Not really. No. Like, let's say I was able to get some footage of a female celebrity in the bathroom and then that got leaked after I sold it, they're going to be able to trace backwards from. Right. Yeah. If it's just a random person in I installed, I thought you could do it though. Could do what? Sell the footage. Yeah, but then what do you think the Ukrainian guy is going to do with it? Is he going to release it online or something? Yeah, but you'll be rich and just like, you know, you'll leave the country and, you know, buy an island or something, invite rich people to it. Is that something you would want to do? If you had a lot of money, you do have a lot of money. No, I would like the street cred to be able to say that I was on the list, but I can't. You know, it's like, I didn't make it. I didn't make the cut. Did you? Unfortunately, no. And by the way, I don't even think you did anything wrong. Why not? Because listen, he was just like really bad allergies right now. So from what? The air, the mold in here. Yeah, I don't think he did anything wrong because life is all just about having fun and you have to look out for yourself. Yeah, I guess that's a good. Why should he be concerned with the other people? I mean, I don't know what went down on the island. I'm not going to lie. I didn't follow the news when everything kind of was released, but you're talking about the island. What is it? Israel. I'm talking about Epstein Island. What in the same? I guess you could say, I mean, I'm not saying that, but I guess you're saying that it's the same. I'm asking you. I'm asking what you're saying by that. What do you mean by that? I guess you don't after that. I mean, I thought Israel was a lot bigger than that. No, it's actually extremely small. A small island. It's this big. Yeah. You're not getting what I'm trying to say. We'll move on. Okay. Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Chubby's. Chubby's is a close and shorts brand in this year marks their 15th anniversary to celebrate their bringing back their original shorts that started it all. The same iconic in-seam options, comfortable fit and easy going feeling. Chubby's also has a wide variety of shorts other than the originals that they're bringing back. 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How much does he keep, which is cut? The whole thing. The whole thing. And how much money did you make on YouTube? Because you have about 16 billion views. I don't know. I kind of spent all my money, so I'm kind of like. You spent all of your money? I'm like, hard assets, yeah. Hard assets. That means like a house and pigs heads and stuff. Just like guns, full-sized truck, about like $800,000 worth of camping gear. I could be wrong, but my guess was that you've maybe generated even like a hundred million dollars, no? No, no, there's no way I know. Really? Yeah. Well, I guess maybe not. That would have been my guess. So I was thinking when you said that, like, how would you spend a hundred million dollars? I kind of lost it all, like longing, what was it, a hawk to a coin? Oh, you invested in that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most of my money. I've tried to get her on my show for many, many, many months at this point and she won't do it for whatever reason. What'd she say? They have the same stipulation as you, but I won't give it to them, which is that I have to give them the footage off. Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, I appreciate that. With her, it's going to be kind of obvious how that goes, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. With you, it's like your nice guy and I'm enjoying it. With her, it's like, I'm going to try to. Something. Maybe I'll use this. Why? I mean, I don't know. That'll go mega viral. That'll be the biggest video on Twitter. That is true. If I ******* it's all to that, that dude. I don't think he's interested in that stuff. I think he's just basically interested in videos. You're not going to do that, though. No, well, I guess it's like kind of ******* to film somebody in a bathroom, though. Yeah. Some bordering on it. Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm not going to get full price. I got you. Hey, he lives in Canada. Thanks for picking up. I really appreciate it. We're helping people upgrade a faster internet for less. You know, you're not ****ing on me. Where's **** sure right now? I'm **** trying with the **** talking to her. **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** your life. **** David Lucas. **** David Lucas. Hey, what are you talking about? I'm just repeating something I heard a while ago. Okay. Not just now, though. No, a while ago. Okay. Many, many, many, many, many months ago. What are the chances 9/11 was actually caused by two extremely intelligent flies? Um, what's 9/11? It's when those flies flew into the buildings at the same time as the airplanes. So it did happen. That's what I think. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's possible. It's possible. Anything because they wanted to create a war in the Middle East. They were heretics. I mean, they're trying to really know what happened. You know, back then, there wasn't social media, so we couldn't see everything immediately. Like, maybe it was all fake, you know, but the video of the flies going into the buildings, the planes, but then maybe it actually was flies. You know, well, the flies could maybe they installed bombs at the bottom. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Maybe it was that everybody thinks it's this more convoluted theory about the US working with like Israel and then they're working with the Middle East and they're trying to get oil. Maybe the flies just were trying to become famous pranksters. Yeah, it's possible. I'm so sure it's possible. It is possible. Unlike MTV and stuff. They want us to be the impractical jokers or something. Maybe what are you pulling out of there? More gifts. That one doesn't look like a gift. That looks like self promo. Yeah, I just brought some random finals. Everybody, yeah. But are they are they of you? Maybe. Maybe there's one. Just like how some of the guns I brought might be some of them might be real. Oh, okay. So I mean, you could guess which one is mine, I just wanted to just kind of yellow. Am I right? Does that look like me? You asking me? Yeah, does that look like me? A little bit. What about this guy? No, that's Gene Crow. Oh, I love those guys. That's the of the mind of the mind. That's those guys. I listen to that stuff all the time. No, I'm not familiar with her. No. Actually, that's Lisa Minelli. Yeah. Yeah. How sick is this? Well, even he's fire. Is he from the UK? I don't know, man. You got to listen to it to find out. Here you go. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, of course. I got you. You can actually have this one back. No, you should definitely take that one. That one's fire. That one's good. Yeah, that one's really good. First track is six. It's either UK or Toronto either. I hope I call you at a good time. This one's actually pretty fun. Come right to your house and make your car look amazing. Don't put me in my fucking house. You're a fucking dog. I'm a fucking kill you and you never come back every again. You fucking hear me. Have you ever considered replacing the current Vanoss crew with other YouTube legends like him, starring FuziTube? No. Why not? He'll get a real crazy. He's pretty special, You know? Yeah, but you guys have lost some members over the years, yeah, but I don't think it's like I don't think it's necessary. We just show up every Monday, Tuesday. I just play games. We don't need anyone new. Yeah, but you don't want to happen naturally. Like I feel like that's like if somebody's just, you know, friends or friends and like, they want to record and we're chill, like, there's not really like a official crew list or something, you know, I mean, I mean, effectively, there's people. Yeah, yeah. Like people that return to videos, but like, have you ever done anything with Kim Star? No, I haven't. But wouldn't he be kind of good because he's a little different than most of you guys? A different background. I just don't think he would mesh with the, with the group, you know what I'm saying? You don't think so? No, I don't think so. Why is that? I don't know. It's a lot older than us. Yeah, but he'd probably a good gamer. Didn't he make that one Minecraft game? And Fuzi, he's just crazy. He'll make it interesting. Yeah, I don't really know too much about Fuzi. He lives. He lives in LA, I think. He lives in San Diego, so not too far from you. You probably could just fill in your house with him. You want to have him live with you. I have his number. No, I don't want that. Can I exchange? Can I put you guys in a group chat? No. Why not? Because you're too good for him? No, he's probably too good for me. I don't know. He's something he's doing a lot of big things. No. I think he would, I thought you, I think you should play games, that's when GTA 6 comes out. I would happily do it. I'm a fan, but I'm saying like, I might not be as interesting. Like, imagine Kim Star screaming the N word in Fuzi 2, he's telling Kim Star, he made him want to kill himself. That's a real story. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I mean, that's all cool, but I just don't think it's going to add to my videos, you know. It'll be a completely different style of video. It's just not, you know, it's not natural. Things have to be authentic, you know. I think I'll make the argument. I don't think Fuzi 2 is capable of being inauthentic. Yeah, but like, he's not going to be authentic with us, you know. I think that might be a you problem. You guys are going to try to turn him into something he's not. No, no, no, I'm just screaming. Yeah, and go crazy. I don't think he would enjoy playing, you know, black ops three modded zombie maps, you know, you don't think he would enjoy playing like the SpongeBob map. It doesn't seem like his thing. You've played a big part in the childhood of many young people. Don't you think that sounds a little suspicious? Well, you have to expand the context a little bit. The fact that they don't know what that means. Well, please explain yourself. It's very self-explanatory. A lot of young people say, yeah, he was a big part of my childhood. Yeah, because they watch my skits. Yeah, they watch my skits. Is that why? Yeah, I mean, you're going to be a huge part of a lot of people's childhood because of the show. No, my audience is old. They're like, they're like 30, 40-year-old, like a stabler. Yeah, they're like, they know stuff. They're not young and dumb. They're like, they're smart and they have taste. They want to know about business. They want to know what's going on in the world. Hey, guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by prize picks. The player of pushes here and the player of the right around the corner. So, there's no better place to be right than on prize picks. Where if you are, then you can cash in. 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That's code Maton, M-A-T-A-N to get $50 in daily fantasy lineups after playing just your first $5 lineup. Then get a prize picks for sponsoring today's episode. prize picks is good to be right. And what about you? Are you trying to expand sort of out of, is this you, by the way, was this ended up being you or no? Was I right about this? No, you're right. You were right. Yeah. Because is that you as a baby? Yeah. I knew it. You're literally yellow in here. Did you turn that up? I mean, you're not that yellow and realized. Yeah, I put up the saturation. Because of that, because you're Asian. Yeah, just for this moment. This was all planned. You made your whole album based off just the idea that I might talk about that. No, I didn't make the album, but like the saturation on the picture. That's very sophisticated. Special version for you. But don't you think it's a little insulting to yourself that you put it in a trash can? I love that. I use this for everything. Okay. And what's in that big black bag over there? I thought that was a guitar, but now I'm guessing that's a rifle. Yeah. I got a couple more gifts for you. We give you some. What? Sorry, continue. Okay. Can I try that out? Is that a real one? No, this is. I mean, can you tell? No, not really. I've never shot a gun. This is like, this is the practice drive fire. So here. Just try to test it. Yeah. You're pretty good at that. You only get one chance. I guess maybe two of you're extremely unlucky. Yeah, you're supposed to do it through the side of your head. That's what I did. I didn't. Yeah, I know. So that's why I'm saying that you're good at that. Should they let rid out of jail if they offer to do some community service? Is that supposed to blind somebody while you're shooting them? Oh, well, I'm not pointing at anybody. So why are you aiming at the wall? Anyways, what do you think about my question? Your thoughts? Probably not. No. Really, but think about it. You have to give everybody a second chance. And also, they're doing it out of their own volition. There shouldn't be a law that says that. But if somebody thought of doing it themselves and they're trying to help out the community and get better. Is that like the alternative answer? Sorry, I wasn't listening to him. Okay. I just, you know, I'm supposed to practice it five times a day. Hey, there. And that's exactly why people get excited about this. Don't you turn my safety. Nothing here is fucking safe. I fucking got what you're talking about. Do you want to hear say? I'm gonna kill you. Okay, let me know when you're ready for more questions and when you're done with those guns. We just needed that little intermission. All right, go ahead. Well, actually, I was just seeing the middle of saying something. Don't you think they because they're offering to do that and they're trying to help out the community. They should get a second chance. Oh, you're talking about the fucking jail. Yeah. I mean, no, I don't think so. No. Why? It's not fair. Everybody deserves a second chance. What if they were on that thing? You were on Adder Aller, whatever. Yeah, but it's not excuse. I didn't go for people. Okay. So you're better than them. Good for you. So you, you're, you're so you're in support of that idea. I guess sounds like you're arguing for it. Yes. Okay. Listen, I'm a good guy. I want to see everybody get a second chance. It's like we're going to lock them up because they made a mistake three or four times. Give it a rest. Yeah. That's the kind of how it works. Okay. And let me ask you a question. Let's say they get out and they do it again. Because they let you let them out because they did community service, but they did community service. They cleaned up the street. And I don't have to look at trash when I'm driving. I mean, the trash is in that bag kind of gives. Okay. I could say the same about the other thing they did. But well, that would be the same thing. Yeah. Well, that's not objective. That's true. By the way, is it? I mean, answer you ask. No, it wouldn't. It's not objective. No matter who you ask. No. I mean, I'm pretty sure is worse than trash on the streets. But that's your opinion. That's not a fact. Sure. Yeah. Your opinion is that trash. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't have an opinion on it. I got you. I got you. I got you. It smells bad. Yeah. I've had enough of the trash. I'm going to clean up the city. Yeah. And if that's what it takes then, then I say, give it a chance and see how it goes. Yeah. And you're on board with that. No. I'm sorry. I thought I had convinced you. No, but I appreciate you trying. Do you plan on staying with the daily wire? No, I don't even know what that is. The daily wire is that who you're signed under? No. I guess maybe I have some wrong info here. Yeah. Sorry, I don't know a lot about any. I'm just, I'm not really on social media a lot. There's a conservative political organization on by Ben Shapiro. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. You don't know Ben Shapiro. I do know him, but like, I don't, I don't watch shit about him. Was your tweet yesterday inspired by him? No, that was a tweet that you made up that. No, I didn't. I wouldn't do that. Did you show it to me? Yeah. Okay. See, isn't this so much more cool? Thank you. You can read that. I read it later. Well, you were asking to see it. No, oh, that's a tweet. Okay, I got you. What did you think I had handed you? A piece of paper. I don't know. Like some fucking the love note or something. No, you want to read it? Not really. I want to get used to seeing that on camera. No, it's okay. I'm going to have to cut me so I don't want people clipping that out of context, especially because it was your words. That's all right. Hey, as your day going, I promise I won't keep you long. You're my dad's fucking always. Call me back every day. Call me again. Come again. I'm fucking sorry on my days. Fucking doing it. Thank you. Is that what you were talking about earlier? Yes. Okay. Is your real name, Venus Gaming? Yes. Okay. And what will you name your son? Um, Gaming Fong, baton Fong, no, but that is, I have nothing to do with your son. I like my idea more gaming fong. I don't know if he's going to be into gaming though. It's just a name. How do you know? He'll enjoy my videos because you're like of the younger generation. No, my audience is old guys. No, I feel like there's got some young years. No, old older guys, older, how old? Well, 40, 50. The ones doing business. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is for you. No, no, no, this one's mine. Bojack. Bojack? That's his favorite show. Bojack Horseman. Yeah. He's favorite character. He's Bojack. You tired of it already? Come on. Okay. All right. You can't reward behavior like that. I'm supposed to take the original gift away from him. When they are a shotgun. You understood what he meant by that or there you go, there you go. All right. Continue. Is that one real? Maybe. Are any of these real? Maybe. I don't know, I don't even know if I'm going to have kids, so. But maybe if you do, you're going to have to do it relatively soon, right? You're already like 33, 34. I mean, if you're a guy, you kind of have a lot of time. Are you going to have kids? Me? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I feel like I have more time to decide. Are you going to make them speak like the way you speak? Well, it'll just be natural, right? Yeah. And just naturally pick up on my dialect. Yeah, but they might not do it, you know, for kind of like their career. What do you mean? Like, I feel like you kind of developed that accent. Yeah. That's true. I developed this to sound serious, but I'm saying, if you get a white kid and then you put him in India, he's going to sound like an Indian. Yeah. But I'm saying like, you don't do your parents sound like the way you speak. No. So your son might not sound the same as you. Genetically, he won't, but kids usually just pick up on the way other people around speak. Yeah, I know. But like you didn't with your parents. Naturally, he will. It'll just come natural unless he fights it with an unnatural thing like I did. Unless he wants to sound like a baby. Okay. Do you think you would ever consider trying to talk like this so people will take you more serious? No. No. I like that people don't take me seriously. Why is that? I don't. Life is more relaxing when people don't take you seriously. Look what you did. You gave him such a bad toy. He loves it though. Yeah. He likes it because he's like a baby. As I said, when he started complaining about what you gave him, you don't reward that behavior with an even better toy. I mean, see, I'm not going to be a good parent. So I shouldn't have kids. Yeah. Well, I guess if you gave your kid a shotgun after we don't know if it's real though, but he does look sick though. That looks awesome. He looks like he's from one of the mods you play. Which one? Any of them. Is there a specific one you were thinking of? Are you talking about Gary's mod? Could be. Maybe. But like, there's a lot of mods in Gary's mods. I don't know if you're talking about like something within that game. Yeah, that's too complicated. He's too high level. I think I just meant the game. Okay. Well, that's it. We have to wrap it up because we have to film with Lognec my next guest. I keep asking guests. I keep saying, Hey, can you help me out and deal with the Lognec problem? We're trying to get rid of him, but it seems like you kind of helped me actually. Yeah. I told you again, I'm gonna fucking kill you, stop fucking calming, bye. Do I have to unscrew this? No, it's just here. So how do I get rid of this so I can deal so I can finally deal with Lognec. Maybe I don't have to film with him anymore. There you go. Thank you. Here, you want to take a first swing on what the table? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if this table is important, but I'm gonna get Jesus Christ. I think you're ready. No. And you can deal with that. You have something. Can you have something to help me with him? Can you join in on this? Yeah, but that's small. Didn't you have like a shotgun in there? I'll blind him. I'll blind him and you going with the axe and then he'll finish him off with shotgun.