Matan Interrogates a Young Amish Male About His Culture

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Amish. Welcome in. For today's co-host, we have my manager, Vara Flooring. Welcome in, Vara Flooring. How's it going? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Yeah, so please introduce yourself for anybody who might not know you and all that one. Okay, yeah, I'm Amish dude, also known as Timothy on Basic, that Amish kid that's been on Roamspringer, taking it to another level. And for anybody who might not know, what exactly maybe is an Amish and a Roamspringer? What a Roamspringer is? What is that? Yeah, is that a friend of yours? Oh, no. Oh, dude, don't open umbrellas. No, like Roamspringer is basically like a thing from like 16 and a half to like roughly around 20 where you kind of get to do what you want. What does that mean? Dude, is he still blinking? I think he got in a big accident with his skateboard. So hopefully he makes it out. But so once you're between 16 and like 20 years old, you change your name to Roamspringer and then you get to use electricity. Ah, no, no, you don't change your name or anything. You just kind of go wild, you know. Oh, so the name of this time period is Roamspringer. Yeah, it's called Roamspringer, yeah. Okay. And, you know, in case anybody doesn't know, what exactly is an Amish? I'm sure a lot of people do, but maybe there's some who don't. Oh, it's like some. Maybe some Amish people, I guess. Yeah, like do you think Amish people don't know? Do you think Amish people don't know what Amish people are? Yeah, it's possible. Maybe like a different variation of Amish people, just like black people who can't afford Wi-Fi. Yeah, I've never met it. Like I've never met any black person like. Really? Like without Wi-Fi and stuff. Well, how would you know? Is that something you usually ask them? No, I never asked them that question. So it's possible you did meet a black person without Wi-Fi. You just didn't know. Yeah, I mean, I met a black guy like down in, well, I didn't really meet him, like down in Jamaica. Jamaica? Yeah. You went to Jamaica? No, I didn't. I just know a black guy down there. You know of a black guy in Jamaica? I mean, that's like, obviously, but I don't understand. He's a pretty cool dude down there. Right. So what do the Amish people eat? Worms and bugs or human food? Oh, we eat like human food. Like everything's made from scratch, like meat, chicken. Really? So I thought maybe you guys were trying to be with nature. So you guys are able to cook and use fires? Oh, yeah. We use kerosene stuff too. Kerosene? Yeah. Like kerosene stuff? Yeah. Oh, dude, that looks like me when I rolled the buggy. Yeah, and going back to what you said a second ago, are there a lot of black people in the Amish community? Oh, no, the only black people in the Amish community are like adopted ones. Say again? I didn't hear you. Oh, like the only black kids that are like in the Amish are like Mennonite. Wow, so there aren't a lot of them? No, the only ones that are are like probably adopted. Wow, so I might not know. I don't have any in our community, but I know there's some. I might need to live there. Yeah, but you're not black though. That's why. It sounds like a beautiful location. Okay. Is that a rule? Is that one of the Amish rules? Like that you can't be black or something? Yeah, is they kind of avoiding that? Ah, no, I don't know. Is he on the spectrum or is he trying to get on the spectrum? No, he's just having an issue with the umbrella. That's my manager, Vero Flooring. He's worth half a billion dollars times a billion. Dude, that's pretty crazy. Is he secretly on the spectrum? You say spectrum, do you mean like autistic people? Yeah. I don't think so. I mean, he's never really been able to communicate to me, so that might be a sign of yes, but I don't know for sure. But how is he like worth like half a trillion? No, half a billion times a billion. How is he worth like half a billion times a billion? Because he owns like half of the buildings in Los Angeles. Oh, dude, no way. Okay, so is he Jewish? I don't think he's Jewish. Okay. Why do you say that? Because he has a lot of money? No, you just said he owns a lot of buildings. Yeah, well, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Maybe I'll become Amish. It sounds wonderful. Oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe you get to live with good people and not have to, you know, get fucking attacked in the street at night. Oh, you get attacked by homeless people? I wouldn't say homeless. Well, homeless, but there's another way to describe them, but I'm not going to say it. Oh, well, you can describe them. You can describe them to me. Yeah, but I'm like a visual learner. You know what I mean. You get what I'm saying. I think you're trying to act dumber than you are. No, I don't. You've been on rumsplinter for a long time. Oh, it's only been like a little over a year. So you've dealt with them. You've experienced the wrath. I've never been like attacked by anyone. I don't know. I always stay safe. I've been attacked by a cow one time. I was chasing it, trying to chase it into the pasture. Threw a stick at it. Kicked the stick right back into my thigh. Do you think that if you push your eye back far enough, you could see your brain? I've never thought of that, actually. Yeah. Dude, I mean. Well, I thought of it. Yeah. Yeah. Have you tried it? No, I think it could hurt, but it might be actually something the scientists need to try out. Yeah. Maybe they get some criminals and they see what it is. Oh, that'd be a pretty interesting idea because we don't even know how our brain looks like. It's not committing suicide, is he? I don't know what you're talking about. There's nobody there. Oh. Do you think Half-Life 3 will ever be released? What's that? It's like an Amish video game. Half-Life 3? Yeah. I've never heard of it. That's pretty surprising. I thought you might have had some inside info on that. No. No, like Amish, we don't do any video games and stuff. But I thought that you're allowed to for these four years, period. Only at the neighbor's house and stuff. So you still live with your parents? Yeah. And while you're living with them, you're not allowed to use electricity still? No. So they're going to be mad that you did this? I mean, if they see it, that is. So you didn't tell them? You're just in Los Angeles without them knowing? Yeah. I just kind of left. So where do they think that you are? Maybe they think you're dead or something. I mean, they have no means of communication, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I just. I just tell them I'm leaving, and then I tell them when I'm back. And they never bother me. They don't bother me. Nobody else in your family maybe sneaks a little electricity and shows them something like this? Maybe the driver. The driver? Yeah. So every morning, so if we want to go to work, like build a house and stuff, we have like a driver. Oh, so you let somebody drive you? Yeah. This is like the cheats that the Jewish people use with the Shabby's Goys. It's very similar. I've never heard of that one before. It's the same thing, actually. It's entirely with electricity. It's like you're having a non-Amish use electricity to help. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what the Jewish people do. Are the Amish Jewish? No, no, they're not Jewish. Are there a lot of Jewish people who live there? No, I've only seen like two Jewish people in my life. Wow, I really need to live there. This is like. It sounds like a wonderful village. Yeah, but you have to work really hard, like build houses, sheds. I'd rather. I'll do anything to live in a place like this. I'll give up everything. I need to live in this place. Where is it? Where is it located? Do you know? Dude, it's everywhere. Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota. But probably Missouri is one of the best to live in, right? Because it's a little. Yeah, it's a little warmer. Yeah, it's a little warmer down there. Warmer? And you live in where? Like Minnesota. It gets cold sometimes, like through the winter. Oh, God, he's dying. Can you give him CPR? Did you give him some disease? No, I didn't give him CPR. No disease? Oh, no, no. I don't spread diseases. Are the Amish still allowed to stone women if they talk back to their superior? Oh, stone women? I've never seen anyone stoned. Really? Yeah. I thought the whole appeal of the Amish thing is that you kind of get to live like from a thousand years ago, no? A little bit of that and a little bit of like the new stuff too. Like we don't stone anyone though because like the Amish don't. Like we're like pacifists. Like we don't. Oh, so you guys don't like war or anything like that? No, no, no. But maybe it's like pacifism is good but you have to have a little bit of control over when somebody acts crazy. Oh, I mean if someone acts crazy they usually leave the Amish. Well, what if they're crazy and they don't want to leave the Amish? I don't know. I mean. That's what I'm saying. So at some point you have to remove them maybe by physical force. There has to be a line drawn. I agree with pacifism but to some level. What if a guy. Yeah, they'll get like shunned and stuff. Well, what if a guy is punching you? You're going to have to defend yourself, right? Oh, yeah. You punch back. Or that's what I do sometimes. Like I've never gotten like punched. Me and my brother when we usually fight we like fight back and forth. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I'm saying that like. But it's like all in fun and stuff. Well, have you never had to defend yourself in a real fight? Oh, no, no. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying that if a woman talks back it's similar to when your brother punches you. You have to discipline them back. You have to punch your brother back so he knows that you're not a fool who he could beat up. Yeah, but like you don't hit women and stuff. Wow. Do you hit women? Well, I think. I thought if I moved to the Amish place I could stone them. I mean, that was kind of the whole reason that I was considering it besides the black and Jewish part. Isn't that like domestic abuse? Well, it is in this crazy world that we're living in but I think it should be allowed. What if your wife says, Hey, how's the day been? What do you respond? Ah. These two probably say good. It's like. Like where would you get the stones with? Like your pockets wouldn't be. You have them ready. You have stones in your pockets. They would. Your pockets aren't that deep. Plus. Look, I have a deep pocket here. Imagine I filled this with stones. Like. Another pocket here. But, like, the wife makes the clothes. Well, you don't want to kill your wife, of course. That would be abuse. You want to just give them, like, a hematoma, and then you want to damage their brain so they become insufficient and unable to speak, and then they just listen and cook. Oh, man. No, you wanted them to talk a little bit. Why is that? Because they need to teach the kids, you know. You're having the women teach the kids? Yeah. Oh, so this whole community is fucked up. I thought it was a perfect place. Oh, they got to know how to cook and work, too. Cooking's good. Work? Yeah. Building places? You're having them build places? Yep. You're trying to have these buildings collapse? No, no, no. So as soon as I was 13, like, I was building stuff on it. Well, you're not a woman, I thought. No, I'm not. But, like, when, like, the girls, like, they start cooking when they're, like, around 10 or maybe even earlier. I'm saying that they're cooking in your building. Yep. You're not cooking, though, right? No, I know how to make scrambled eggs and boil water. Yeah. And the women are usually not building. No, no, no. That's what I, I think that's how it should be. And if they try building something, you throw the stones at them that you're supposed to build with. Oh, we just, we just built with 2x4s and 2x6s. And nails. That would be a good one. Like, just fucking hit them with a 2x4. Oh, no, no, no. And you could knock them out. You could, you could relieve yourself of a headache for, like, three, four hours. Then they're going to wake up. No, like, they usually don't talk like that. Wow. Yeah, they're usually, like, they usually cook and stuff. Usually after something like that, they're like, where am I? Oh, they already know where they're at. They're usually in the kitchen. Dude, did you give him some rainbow? That's funny to you? I don't know what he's doing. He's having a crisis right now. Can I have your sunglasses? He's not giving me his sunglasses. Why would he give you his sunglasses? Those cost a billion dollars. I want to wear billion-dollar sunglasses. Well, if you break it, you can't pay him back. That's the problem. Oh, I won't break it, though. What is the most expensive hat you own on Roblox? Uh, what's Roblox? It's like a, uh, a store. A store. I've never been to Roblox. Yeah, it's called the Roblox hat store. Because you have a pretty big hat on right now. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, like, where is the store? Can you, like, send it to me, or? Well, there's a lot of them. I mean, have you heard of Walmart? Yeah, I've been there. I've heard it gives you, like, autism. Walmart gives you autism? Yeah. Where did you hear that? Uh, through Grapevine. Yeah, maybe, I mean, I don't know if this is why people are not using electricity, but I don't think any of that is true. Oh, no, I've seen, like, a lot of people, like, work at Walmart, and it's a very, like, high-sounding, like, I did, like, all the. Very smart people. Very educated. Like, if you call, like, educated people on the spectrum. You know, a lot of the. A lot of the time, the people on the spectrum like that, actually, are the successful ones. Yeah, I think I'm, like, a little bit on the spectrum. Because I got, like, sent a test on, like, autism and stuff, and it said, like, a, like a, like a, just a hint of the tism. I don't know if that's how that works, but maybe. Because, like, didn't you say, like, you can get benefits if you get, like, the touch of the tism? I don't, I don't think that's how that works. I think you'll just be treated poorly. Oh, man. You wouldn't want to go around saying, hey, guys, I have autism, because then people are going to think that you're a joke. Yeah, that's, that's why, that's why I've, like, that's why it's just, uh. Like, people, people have said that I have autism. They think that maybe I do, but I'm persistent about the fact that I don't. Yeah. 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Well, the only way you're going to be able to do that is by taking it. So what I could do is I could have some shipped to your village if you give me her address. Okay. And then you could put it in the food. Yeah. Wait, did he take some of that stuff? Is that something you'd be interested in doing? Giving F**k All to people in their food without telling them? Mmm, I don't know. That sounds like murder, dude. No, that actually would be a good punishment if the woman talks back. Oh, giving some of the. Like the half-sleeping, half-standing stuff? Yes. Man, I think we keep that stuff like out in. Like out here, like out in California. Right, and. It looks scary out here. Well, listen. Oh, I. Tonight at the gas station, I saw a guy like walking across the street. I don't know if he was barking or screaming, but I think he was doing both. Yeah, I don't know. That sounds strange. I've never seen that before. Only last night. Oh, yeah. I think the guy was homeless. I mean, he looked like he was. No, he probably actually is rich. That's what the rich people. That's what the rich people in L.A. do. It's a weird culture. Did he look dirty? Is that what he does? Well, I don't know. I don't even. Well, let's move past him. Did the guy look dirty that you saw? He did look dirty, yeah. So that's almost for sure that he's a rich guy. Because that's your new style. It's like trying to make it look like you don't have money. But like, he was like barking and stuff. He was like jaywalking. Yeah. Like next thing you know. Because he wants to get fined so he can show how much money he has. What? Can he have a burger? Down to him? I don't know if that's why. Do you have a wife? There's no but. No, I don't have a wife. You don't have a wife? Well, do you have a wife? I'm working on a couple. Oh, is that something that's allowed? You can have multiple wives? Not really. It's kind of. But it can happen sometimes, you're saying? I don't know of any Amish that has like multiple wives. Maybe I should be like the first to do it. Can your wife like make a burger for him? Well, in reference to that, where you're from, I mean, is it okay to marry. A four-year-old? Or that's still considered wrong at least 30% of the time if I'm being generous? Like a four-year-old? Yeah. Oh, no. Like, they're still a child. So you're not allowed to marry a four-year-old? No, no. So what's crazy. I mean, I thought the Amish weren't crazy. I thought they were normal. I thought they had gone back to real reality. Yeah. How many four-year-old girlfriends do you have? I don't have any four-year-old girlfriends. Too old. So you go for the younger ones? Like the one or two-year-olds? No, that would be disgusting. They're a baby. So you go for the three-year-olds? Well, that's a little bit different because now it's a toddler range. It changes from, like, two to three. So what is the appropriate age of marriage in the Amish community, then? Like, anywhere from 18 and above. What if it's, like, an 18-year-old and a three-year-old? Is that okay or no? No, like, usually if it's a three-year-old, it's, like, your sibling. What about a three-year-old and a four-year-old? Is that allowed? No. Why not? I mean, they're the same age. Basically. Yeah, right. That's why you wouldn't do it. Well, what if they want to get married? Maybe they. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, usually. Because I'm an advocate for child marriage. Oh, you are? You're Muslim? No, I'm not Muslim, but I think that it can be extremely helpful and it can be beneficial for their entire life. Oh, wow. Yeah, that. I don't know. I mean, I never thought about that because when I was four years old, I never thought about marrying. I just thought about. Well, you don't give them an option. You just marry them. And then you get, like, a horse in return. No. Isn't that, like, arranged marriages? Yeah, I thought that's what you guys did. Oh, no, no. We don't do arranged marriages. So, who was your favorite YouTuber growing up? How to shovel quicker and avoid punishment? What? Was that. Who was your favorite YouTuber? I thought that would be a good guess, but maybe not. Oh, no, I didn't watch YouTube. Really? No. I just watched the horse and the cows. The horse and the cows? No, like, the horses and the cows. Yeah. Isn't that more work for you guys, though? You kind of have to work with them? You do, yeah. Like, and do you guys acquire that? Well, you already said no. I was going to ask if you acquire that by selling off little people to marriage, but. So, how do you get a horse? How do you guys do that if you don't have any electricity? Because don't you create a horse with wires? No, no. You take them to the neighbors and let's just say, like, magic happens. Or you can go to, like, a thing where they call it. I thought you put a bunch of wires together and then put them underwater and then a horse will pop out three days later. No, I don't know. No, that sounds like putting a blender in, like. a bathtub or something so that would kill what you're doing like if you have ever need another one of him you just put a like him and then a blender in the water and like two days later why would you blend a human i mean that's gonna destroy them especially if it's in the water you'll electrocute oh yeah that's right i was talking about breeding horses yeah like you take we just take them down to the neighbors what does the neighbor do the neighbor is having sex with the horse no no no no no no no the neighbor has a horse that's that's not that's not like not the neighbor is married to a horse no like the neighbor has like a like a horse that is like not castrated why would he be castrated did he do something wrong you like another horse no that like it's not castrated that way you can breed and stuff i don't know what you're saying yeah i mean either this is a good one i i guess maybe you're getting a little more in tune with like the culture of the world because you're on rimshim you're getting a little more in tune with like the culture of the world because you're on rimshim linger yeah who would win in a fight five million mike tyson's or one thousand iron mans ah dude i don't know like like how tall is iron man well there's a correct answer to this and i'm going to show you a video here i just want to know who you think who's your guess uh probably the number with more like five million mike tyson's over one thousand iron mans i think so yeah okay we'll take a look this is a real video by the way okay that's pretty cool this they filmed this on mars oh no way i didn't know we were on mars already just iron man because he can fly look oh so the iron mans have the bullets but there's a lot of mike tyson's you see what's happening here what's happening the mike tyson's are getting destroyed because the iron mans are shooting them with lasers this just looks like indians and cowboys i don't know i feel like you have a different use of indian than what i thought you meant originally no no like it's like india versus pakistan no no no no like like native american no i don't even want to talk about those guys it'll make me upset okay makes me sick to think about man what are they like discriminating so like who's winning well let's skip a little bit okay the mike tyson's won wow yeah right yeah and they destroyed them too they wiped out 100 of the iron mans and they still have them about 40 left that's pretty good i mean like the bigger the number the more the power yeah so i wanted to do a thing because i know that you're i mean you've been out of kind of amish stuff like you're still amish but you're still trying new stuff so i wanted to bring in some stuff to see if you could try it for the first time and let me know what you think about it oh that would be fun mr flooring can you go grab that stuff well you know what let me grab it for you okay why does this thing smell oh have you smelled this thing you you've not smelled it's not good do you ever like bite into it don't look don't lie i'm trying to make you the surprise where should i put my eyes at look at mr flooring where's mr flooring i don't know where he is his trick worked he's hiding no look over here don't look over here can i look now yeah so this is what you'll try first have you ever had something like that yeah this look this looks like bread that's bread yeah yeah oh you guys have bread oh yeah my mom makes pretty good bread okay so forget it then i thought you guys didn't have that yet what about that this have you tried that before can i try it now yeah is it good that's called an apple do you know what that is yeah oh you've had it yeah okay i thought i was getting you some new stuff to try yeah like those we can find on the trees in the pasture have you ever tried this before what's this that's dog soup dog soup yeah what what is it well open it up and let me know what you think can i look into it well it's for you to eat i mean maybe you can take this back to your village and show them how good food is really made are you sure it's dog food that's dog soup not dog food oh man is it that good why are you looking at me like that did you make this no the store the store sells it roblox oh you oh you need to get a you need to get a wife matan and eat it and so she can so you want to try this and let me know what you think oh dude no why not because it wasn't made by your wife but if you were a true amish maybe you're lying maybe you're not really amish you're just pretending no i think so otherwise you would try that what is this it's a piece of dog why would you butcher dog why would you butcher a cow are you asian i'm not asian i know that well i'm taking kind of inspiration from them and so is rob asians are pretty cool yeah well anyways do you want to try it what they do is they remove the bones from the dog that's the dog's legs what must have been a smaller dog it must yeah why does it only have like three leg bones i don't know can you try it first no it's for you of course i wouldn't want no i don't i don't want to take it from you no it's yours i wouldn't want to take it from you i'm offering it to you i had my own earlier oh you didn't yeah of course oh man so take a bite and let me know what you think do you like it so far do you like the smell not really no but have you ever tried that i've ever tried it let me know what you think dig into that that's good i don't eat dog do you eat dog yeah of course oh dude you should usually eat it i had my own earlier it seems like you're trying to get away from eating it because you're not a real amish no we don't eat dog yes you do no we don't well you start eating it how about that it'll be healthy i'm already pretty healthy well i'll leave it there in case you want it later how about that okay dude i might have if i might if i get hungry i might eat it maybe that's actually a good thing if you could take that 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get 10 free meals plus a free zwilling knife which has a value of 144.99 on your third box offer valid while supplies the last three meals applied as discount on first box new subscribers only varies by plan thank you to hellofresh for sponsoring today's episode what would be the amish alternative to a school shooting a guy walks in to school with a bow and arrow and shoots one guy that sounds like a native american you keep talking about these people are you sure you don't want this i don't yeah i'm pretty sure you're sure i'm sure you don't want it are you sure you want a bite if i want it looks like you want a bite i don't know you want to try it is it good wait can i have it can i try it no you're going to try giving it to me i don't want it i already had my own i already had mine too before like why are you so against trying a new thing i don't know man that that just doesn't look good yes it does it looks wonderful here do you want some give it give it to him do you want to try this no give it to him i think you should take a bite how about i'll even hold it for you while you take a bite look it's losing all the flavor it's dripping do you see that yeah so why is he hiding because he smells horrible this thing do you want a bite no i'm good okay well take it home with you all right man i didn't know the sunshine showing like really bright in this room no it's because of the smell right now because this smells so horrible it smells like complete yeah it's making my eyes wider a little bit it's making your eyes water yeah why it just smells so amazing no so why would your eyes water because you're crying of happiness tears of joy oh no like tears of like bad smelling i've never heard of tears of bad smelling yeah you should try some would your village be able to survive an ebola outbreak what's an ebola it's sort of like um i don't even know how to explain it it's like a disease that's coming from like nigeria or somewhere over there some black guy probably tried eating a monkey i don't know what happened that's probably how it started we don't we don't have that issue in In, like, Amish communities, do they? Well, yeah, obviously not. But assuming one of these guys came over there and started spreading the virus, would you guys be well-prepared, well-equipped? Oh, yeah. We'd be, like, ready for, I don't know. We'd have our shotguns, our 12 gauges. But, like, he, like. But that's not. It's a virus. It's not a guy. It's not like a guy you can shoot down. It's. It's a what, like. What are you going to shoot at? You shoot at the virus. The virus is inside of you. You're going to shoot your head off? No. I mean. Suicide's not very nice. No, you wouldn't, like, commit suicide or anything. I don't know. Well, when, like, the coronavirus came out, like. You shot at it? No, it, like, never came for us. It, like, it was, like. Well, I'm not asking if you guys would get hit with Ebola. I feel like you guys would be the last people. Yeah. But I think that's why you guys wouldn't be prepared for it. You would never expect it. No, I. We're, like, prepared for everything. We got. We got. Can't meet. Can't meet and stuff. And applesauce. Yeah, so maybe. I really think you should try this. Because this is such a. You know what they call this in the restaurant? That looks like meat that you throw out. They call it Wonderful Dog. Wonderful Dog? That's what's the name of the recipe. Dude, no way. I don't understand why you're so against trying it. If you eat the whole thing, I'll. Okay. Matan, if you. You have a wife? No, I already told you. Oh, man. If you had a wife and she would have made that, I would probably eat it. No, this was made by my friend's wife. Oh, you have a friend? Yeah, his name is Johnny Mike. Johnny Mike? Is he Johnny Mike? I think you want to take a bite, right? Oh, give it. Yeah, yeah, give it. No, you want to give it to me. You want to give it to me? I think you should have a bite. You know. You know it's very insulting in my culture to not eat dog meat when somebody offers it to you? Uh-huh. This cost me about 480 bucks. Oh, dude. You didn't give the 480. I'll take the 480 bucks. No, I already spent it. Now you have to eat this thing. So I can get my money back in ideas. Oh, I just got an idea. What's that? You eat that and then get more ideas. If I eat that, I'll probably start throwing up and be sick for half of a month. Oh. Yeah, I'm not eating it then. No, because you have a better immune system than me. Yeah. I'm so happy right now. Are the Amish people aware of the evil flying demons that are coming to kill them and feed their corpses to the world? Yeah. What? You guys aren't aware? You guys should start getting prepared. Dude, I didn't even know. Yeah. The driver never told us. What driver? Who's this driver? This guy's not Amish, you said, right? No, no, he, like, all, all, like, he, in the morning, picks up all of the Amish. And he keeps going back and forth, or does he just have a bunch of Amish people on a truck like pit bulls? He goes, like, he picks them all up and then takes them to. but how many are there are there like 40 of them there's like six of them oh six people yeah that's not that much there's six people in your community this is like just one family no there's like there's like one construction crew but there's like i don't know are you part of the construction crew yeah there's like a couple there's like a couple uh couple hundred in our community so these guys getting he's rounding up hundreds of people a day he's he's like rounding up like but it depends on like like is he paid for this oh yeah he's paid how much did you guys pay him uh enough where uh he can like feed himself it doesn't seem like that much for rounding up hundreds of people a day should at least give him some sort of badge i mean he gets like a high five every morning that's almost insulting that's like a good thing uh do you live near the man at the end of the rainbow with a pot of gold oh i've seen the end of the rainbow but i've never like seen like the little man at the end of the rainbow yeah i thought maybe you lived all of my misconceptions here are coming to an end i thought the amish people were basically living like like in a movie and you could fucking beat the shit out of your wife and kill dogs but it's like it's just people who don't have electricity and are unaware of like half of the things going on in the world yeah basically okay so why don't they revert to like living with little midgets who wear green and give you gold and then start throwing stones at their wife when they ask them how their day was man i don't know have you been there to the amish place no like to that place where they do that in my dreams i'm dreaming of it oh man i'm dreaming of making the world a better place so like you're like so you're better place like throwing stones at women well i know oh you know Not for no reason. You know what my favorite Bible verse is? What is that? It's Timothy 2.12. Because it's your name? No. Not only that. It's something else. But that obviously helps it, right? It helps a lot, yeah. So what does the Bible verse say? It's basically. I'd have to look it up. You don't even know what it is? It's just your favorite verse? Yeah, it basically means. Like, like, what is, I do not, what is it like, I do not permit a woman to assume authority or teach over a man. She must be quiet. Yeah, that's wonderful. I mean, that's what I'm looking for. You're religious, right? A little bit, yeah. So can we revert back to that? And then, if you, it'll be good because it's almost like a game. One day you'll get them and they go bang, and then they're dead. Dude, I don't know, man. That sounds like abuse or something. It's not abuse, it's murder. Yeah, so. It's where he passed abuse. Yeah, do you, like, have insurance money? Like, Giovanni told me about insurance money. About insurance money? Yeah. What did he tell you? Like, basically, if you happen to stone your wife, like, she died and stuff. He was talking about stoning the wife, too? No, no. Okay, good. He was just talking about, like, if someone dies and there's insurance money, like, apparently you can get insurance money from them. Yeah, I think that's something the rabbis do. Who's the rabbis? Yeah, well, let's stick with that, the rabbis. So, essentially, just to round up what you were saying from earlier, because we have to end soon because I'm having another Amish guy on my show, actually. His name is Long Neck. Long Neck. Do you know Long Neck? No, I don't. That looks Amish. It's like a malnourished Amish. Oh, man. Feed him some of that stuff. Well, I was going to say, we're going to hold him down, and we're going to shove that into his mouth and then. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And they're going to throw his head out, and we're going to use it like a soccer ball. Bang, bang, bang. That doesn't sound nice at all. And then we're going to parade his streets. Man, that sounds disgusting. No, it's wonderful because it's just what he deserves for being such a lovely human. Oh, man. He's part of the Amish community in Nepal. Where's Nepal? Anyways, um, yeah, so, at the end of all of it, do you think you will return to the church or become a professional Pixel Gun 3D player? Playing with guns? Pixel Gun 3D, the mobile game. I don't know what that is. It's one of the original mobile games. You don't know what it is? I've heard of hill climb racing. Hill climbers? No, hill climb racing. Hill climb racing? That sounds like a real activity, not a video game. Oh. What? It's like a game. So, will you return to the church or will you become a professional, professional gamer? I don't know yet. I've never really played, like, I've never really played, like, games. This guy's making a mockery out of my fucking life. He's making me a joke. This is a business show where I interview the Amish people about, about food they haven't tried. You're making me look like a fool. I thought he's your manager. I have to get long neck. Okay. Well, that's the end of the episode. Thanks for coming on. Will you help me get long neck and then while we and then we feast on his organs. No, no, no.