Matan Finally Confronts VladTV For Being a Fed

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Vlad TV. Welcome in For today's co-host we have my manager of our flooring. Welcome in via flooring. Thanks for coming So if you could just pull the mic close to your mouth and then introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one That one that one was up. This is DJ Vlad from Vlad TV And he's that like a radio show or what is that? It's a YouTube channel. Okay, so like a podcast similar to this one Yeah, pretty much would you say it's more successful or less successful? I think it's more successful Why would you even bring that up? You asked me. No, I didn't you did. I don't remember that well you said it and I don't even know how to add it Okay, what would be the correct term for somebody like you a Jewish guy acting like a white dude who is Acting like a black dude DJ Vlad. No, but a term to describe you not your name. That would be the term. I think I encompass it's kind of like when you say Kleenex You're not just talking about Well, if you ask specifically Kleenex you're talking about tissue in general So I think it's a DJ Vlad thing or just a Vlad thing I feel like that's a cop out because if you said Kleenex and somebody asked you to describe it with the term I would say like a soaking wet piece of paper with chemicals to clean Right and but it's not soaking wet when you actually use it. Well, if you squeeze it some juices will come out No juice will come out in a Kleenex if there's not on it, but not if you squeeze it hard a couple See you take a dry one out of the box. You squeeze it real hard. Nothing will come out Yes, it will and then you drink it and it's healthy because it's yeah Cuz got out of there in it. Is that what it is? I don't know what that means. Yeah, so what term for you then? Well, I'm Jewish. I am well. I have white skin, but that's what I mean. Yeah I'm Ashkenazi Jewish. You deal with black people that much. You can't even like use different versions of the end bomb. No Come on. It can be funny sometimes. I'll say the N word. That's about as far as I'll go. You'll say the N word I'll say the N word just like that And that that's as far as I'll go you're implying that's far that's as far as I'll go What does that mean implying that's for how else would you even describe it? You're like what is what is the correct term for you if you're not trying to go far like that one term that may offend African-American people I don't know this is this is your creation right now, so but thank you for the suggestion Yeah, I know it's done with love. You're welcome Do you think the real reason John Cena meets up with does make a wish-kid is to steal their souls? Yes You know, I noticed that too. Yeah, I think that's why why would somebody want to spend their time? With sick and disabled people all of them do is make you sad Well, I think that he's running out of life force. Yeah, and I don't think he's running out I think he has more life force than anybody in the world actually, but he wants more still. It's not enough Exactly. He wants to live forever and if he dies, he wants to Transfer his consciousness maybe into some sort of huge soul monster or robot that has mega cancer think about it Yeah, I want a robot body a robot body. Why so you can never die? I can never die. I just have my brain in a robot body. See, but that's the easy way out. Is it the hard way the true way With potential is the John Cena method, which is stealing the souls of disabled. Well, it would be hard to steal my soul You know what I mean because I'm a normal guy. Okay, but to show up It's like a gargoyle to my left anyways. Yeah, I could tell you eating noises That's like a what like a 15 stack sandwich 15 stack 15 on the doll. Yeah, okay. Wow Okay, dummy army I'm saying it's a much easier to steal a soul from somebody who's sorely's about to dissipate right It's almost like he's thinking well They don't have a long time to be here. So I might as well like grab it and don't know it It's also yeah, it's a lot less cruel. Right because it's like well, he was gonna die tomorrow anyway So exactly died the next day, but John Cena took and end and on top of that these people John is their hero So they were going to help one person and it was John. I'm sure that would make them happy. I think so. Yeah Okay, who is the dumbest person you have ever interviewed? Norie the guy Noriega. Yeah, uh dumbest person I've ever interviewed. Why he's just stupid and he's specific reason There's a lot. I'm sure you've interviewed a lot of dumb people You're generally generally rappers and gangster just generally stupid He admitted that he was in special that classes and it's not sure that he could read or not Me and him got into a beef recently and he said the stupidity with the people I Don't want to say that but are you not allowed to use that one either? That's the black people say that shit all the time Give me a breath But yeah, me and him got into it recently about what? Well, you sell my miss Deli candy. No, so we were supposed to I'd done an interview on his platform He was supposed to do one on mine and for about a year he kept giving me the run around He kept a green to do it and then when we were supposed to do it he would stop answering his phone And then he would apologize and we kept doing it over and over again until I finally said fuck you and I started Are you not considering that maybe his caretaker took his phone away? No, I'm not considering that. I thought you said he was I don't really know who we're talking about by the way. No, is he a rapper? Yeah, he used to be he's a podcaster now. Okay. I only considering that you're saying this was a guy in special ed class that you're beefing with Yeah, he's not answering his phone I mean, maybe they put him on like a screen time limit He played on Roblox too much already wasted all the time. You know, I think I spoke to you soon Because it's actually a tie between nori and airy spears. Those are two stupidest people I've ever met Really? Yeah, I think airy's a genius. No, I don't think so So you think airy spears he's tied with him With who with nori? No, nori's dumber No, they're both as dumb. I'm saying they're tied. Yeah, they're tied. Oh, I think he's went tight with him. Yeah, they're tied. Okay. Yeah, they're dumb tied. I don't use Linguistics like that or whatever. It's got a little bit left Okay, he ate that pretty quickly considering how big of a burger that was as a big fucking That's not a guy you want to fuck with you understand? No, I got my bottle just in case I don't think that bottle is gonna help you very much. I don't well Is it true that you invite extremely dumb gangsters on to your platform to get them to incriminate themselves because you're a fed? No But I saw a lot of people think that it honestly makes a lot of sense to me It's not true. Why would somebody be so interested? I get now why you'd be interested. I'm sure it makes you a lot of money You're telling me before we started that you make $12 million a year a month a month. Yeah, I'm saying now I get it I would interview these dumb guys too, but beforehand what would make you want to interview people like that? Well Have you ever watched a gangster movie? Like Italian gangster or a black gangster both. I don't know. What is a black gangster movie? Medicine society black panther. No, not exactly George look at the George Lucas movie no George Lucas. No, that George Lucas. Frank Lucas. Frank Lucas. Frank Lucas. The Frank Lucas movie That fucking David Lucas guy. I wouldn't classify him as a gangster, but he's certainly black and dumb Okay, but anyways point no, no hold on. Have you ever watched? Have you ever watched good fellows? Yes. Yeah, see I don't watch these Casino I haven't seen that one by a godfather. Godfather. Okay. Did you enjoy those movies? Yeah, so when I do interviews with the real-life versions of those guys This is why I get the it's why I view the Italian one, but I'm saying like the wrap. It's all it's all pretty much the same Italian black Asian. I've interviewed Asian gangsters Jewish gangsters. That doesn't even Why gangsters Jewish gangsters. What does that even mean? Go to Israel. You'll see this guy who bombs you And there's other shit. How many of your subscribers think they're subscribing to Ari Spears? Zero. Oh, come on. None. You gotta admit that there's how many do you have how many subscribers do you have six and a half million at least like three and a half million Well, like oh this Ari Spears guy is really funny and subscribed. Yeah, then they are subscribed because he's no longer here But how many do you have now three million six and a half million total? So then they forgot I think so. Yeah, it's so unfortunate that you guys aren't friends anymore I don't know if we ever were friends. I think he thought I was his friend But I think his feelings were hurt when I said that we weren't friends. We were just friendly But every clip I see of him he seems like an extremely calm and calculated guy He's already thinking about the next move Before he completes the first one. No, no, I think he's living in the moment. I think Harry is 100% in the moment I don't think thinking ahead is something and you guys got into that situation because you he wanted more money. Yep And you were giving him how much four thousand per interview you pay every guest or just certain guests Sometimes some people get paid some people don't get paid Usually if somebody is coming back to my show a lot, okay, they're doing like every month every other month and so forth I'll set up a fee schedule for them to get paid like they set up like a welfare not a welfare Okay continue what you're saying you said not a welfare no it's just a regular payment stretcher so how much did he want you're giving him for I don't know I have no idea because we never got to that point you just said no immediately no I said let's talk about it later because when he started text me about it he said I want more money because boosts getting more money and look all these comments of people that say that they're only there for me so give me more money that's what I'm saying about the subscribers thing there must be some some mix-up there is my camera fucking lie legs a fucking lie and he fucking knows it you want to say something to him oh this is Aries right here you don't recognize him you like got him out of your memory that quick well no he's a man and Aries is more of a woman so that that's what threw me off I don't give a fuck because you're a fucking liar and a fucking corny ass corny and word yeah you want to try to reconcile no I don't think so I think we have that conversation now about that raise yeah you're not getting a raise I'm sure you'd make your money back though if you add them back on your show now you'd first sure make more than four grand right now I'm good you didn't make four grand per interview with him sometimes I did sometimes you know I could actually make more money talking about him than actually having him on my show now it's kind of I what about killing him that would be a ton of you know you can't really be that fat you need to put the way down yeah yeah yeah you can't be a kung fu panda forever expect to live to be an old kung fu panda if you were stranded on an island and you could only bring three items what would you bring hmm a laptop no you can't laptop's not allowed okay can we be a woman no not a lot items it's an island it's an island okay hold on so non-electric items a hat no you can't bring a hat no you got three items you have to bring though you got to think about the best items you can bring anything you want rocket ship well that doesn't exist so you can't bring it a plane can bring a plane no boat no items a boat and item now you can bring a boat or inflatable boat no inflatable boat what about just one of those like inflatable like things no nothing inflatable nothing inflatable what about a floaty no no floaties three items fishing pole no fishing pole fuck no fishing pole no no no it's not allowed items three items gun no you can't bring a gun you can't bring a gun no sling shot no you can't bring a spot boomerang no three items you got to bring three items cover your dog no any animal at all no animals no animals you got three items left I know you keep vetoing my items no no no you're just saying ones that aren't allowed okay so you didn't even heard him three items left so that tough magnifying glass no not allowed I could think of three items much quicker than this of course because you know which items are not excluded I you're just saying the ones that are specifically excluded okay you want to move on yeah doesn't seem like a real kidding I'm not getting this yeah okay let's say you got on a flight to New York but they finally decided to divert the plane and fly in circles for forever using an unlimited fuel tank he developed and you were made to survive off another machine he built that gives you the sufficient amount of nutrients per day he also built a device that makes it so you can never hurt yourself or leave the plane nor use your phone to contact anybody or make use of any form of entertainment what would you do I guess I was just sort of sit there and poop on myself forever yeah that seems to be the only choice I didn't say you couldn't use the bathroom on the plane there's a bathroom on the plane I mean there's bathrooms on most planes what plane have you been on the dozen have a bathroom there's a little two seaters so good points yeah matter of fact when I went skydiving that bad there there's no bathroom on that plane there's a crop dusters okay well I'm talking about like a plane you know what I mean okay like a plane and then eventually the pilot will probably decide to drop you off in an island and you have to pick three items to bring with you back to the three items yeah so which items will you bring with you okay what about the parachute I used to go to the island that doesn't count yeah I already had it you get to choose three items also I never said he wouldn't just you know make another sort of machine machine to get you there cyanide pill no you can't fuck remember the pilot made it so you can never hurt yourself turkey sandwich no not a lot pack of playing cards no three items you only have to pick three the best ones you can think of a game no no no way not allowed no no move on sure considering the type of people you interview do you usually stay locked and loaded no but sometimes I have security who's armed so you're not armed yourself I have a weapon on me usually but you're not sure the one of these guys is gonna jump on you you know what I mean this is why I usually have weapon on what type of weapon all types if I told you then you told you it was it was the advantage I would have for having that weapon I don't think so I mean the people who were talking about who might hurt you are used to growing up where everybody has a weapon including like three-year-olds so they're probably gonna assume that you have one two they're hand grenades you have hand grenades that's not gonna help you small and close room you're gonna blow everybody up I guess it's a cool way to go out but you're not really defending yourself yeah but who's gonna attack you when you're holding a hand grenade probably nobody probably probably that guy you said you interviewed I know a guy that pulled out a hand grenade on a bunch of guys on your podcast well no not my I know him personally the bodyguard he used to be the bodyguard for new addition and he talked about a situation he had with a bunch of I guess gang members were like surrounding the he pulled out a hand grenade yeah and he died no so what happens everybody walked away oh he never you never are no I guess I don't even pull the pin out but you know do you really want to fuck with the guy with a hand grenade I would it would you what about you fucking life yeah do you agree that the term homeless is insensitive and they should be instead referred to as those weird smelling monsters you have to avoid you know the best thing about dating a homeless girl you've the what what is it you could drop off anywhere have you dated a homeless girl before no I was just had this guy on my show last week was pondering about homeless people having because they smell bad what a smelling bad have to do with having I don't know I guess he implies it'll make it unpleasant but what about calling homeless people those weird smelling monsters you have to avoid I think homeless is probably a little better why seems offensive I guess you don't have a home doesn't have the word monster in it but that's the reality or smelly smelling smelling monsters right but that's what they are basically a shrek that's what they resemble a lot of the time just calm shrecks but they don't usually end up winning or the hero at the end this is true or getting the girl but sometimes they have girl shrecks with them yeah but you notice how homeless couples will stay together forever I didn't notice that homeless couple I can't couples will outlast all of us they will stay together for decades they'll yell at each other beat each other up you know someone's stole the crack one day or whatever but then the next day they'll be right back with each other have you done some research you sound to be very knowledgeable well you know growing up in like Brooklyn you just see kids sometimes you start to see them over and over again I thought you grew up you said in Israel now I never grew up in Israel I've been to Israel I was born in Ukraine so you grew up in Ukraine well I was in Ukraine I was four years old at the time it was the USSR so it was part of Russia so do you refer to yourself as Russian or Ukrainian you know you could kind of say both I say Russian because the time you're rooting for Ukraine why is that if you say both well because I was born in Ukraine but at the time I was Russia so then maybe you should be I could go either way right but I'm kind of rooting for Ukraine why because I feel more connected to Ukraine than Russia so nothing to do with the actual politics is just where you feel connected no I think politics wise I think that you know Ukraine is more of the victim in the situation that Russia is more the aggressor and would you - You fire one of your employees if they tried raping you? - Yes. - And why is that? - 'Cause I don't like being raped. - That happened before. - No. - So I did how do you know? - Mm, good point. Maybe I like being raped. - It's like sushi, you never know until you're-- - You're right. (laughing) - Maybe I like being raped, I don't know. I'm okay with not knowing if I like being raped. - Oh, you gotta try everything at least once. - No, no, you don't gotta try everything at least once. There's certain things you don't wanna try. - Okay, what if they-- - Like being raped. - What if your employees tried it and you liked it, then maybe you wouldn't fire them? - Maybe I'd give them a raise. - Maybe this is the approach Ari Spiras should have tried with you. - You should try and be me. - You're saying it would've resulted in a raise, now we gotta complete God, now he gets no money. - I have no idea. - And I imagine even outside of the four grand you were giving him, you, him going on your shows contributing to a lot of ticket sales for him. - I'm sure it does. - So I'm saying, he lost tons of money. - He should have just f**ked your ass. - I don't know if that was the right approach. - I mean, could there have been a worse approach than what happened where he loses everything? - Yeah, that was pretty bad in terms of his approach. - That's what I'm saying, there's not much worse than that. - Yeah, I think going to prison though might be worse than that. - But I'm saying you would've, if you would've enjoyed it. - If I would've enjoyed it, but if I didn't enjoy it, I would call the police. - And then he'll pull out a grenade and then everybody will leave him alone. - They will leave him alone, you're right. - Hey guys, all for the interruption. 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Thank you to Price Peaks for sponsoring today's episode. Do you surround yourself with rappers and other idiots because you wish to feel better about yourselves since you're deeply insecure? I don't surround myself with idiots. I'm saying the people on your show. Well, the people on my show aren't necessarily the people I surround myself with. Sometimes there are people that were on my show that become my friends afterwards and those people are all really smart and really exceptional. Well, you are surrounding yourself with the people on your show. Sometimes, yeah. You might say, like, you want any of that? No, you keep looking, I like it one time. Seems like he's done, if you want any. No, I'm good. Are you sure? Positive. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really young. He said it's really important. I've never been more sure of anything than, than eating that. Have you ever tried it? I have, well, I've had hamburger before. Have you ever tried it off that plate? No. You got to try everything at least once. No, no, you don't. Wow. Lots of things you don't want to try once. (laughs) Burger. (laughs) Why does coffee make me want to hurt minorities? 'Cause you probably want to hurt minorities anyways. Yeah, but you're using coffee as an excuse. Usually, though, I can kind of just be like, all right, it's a bad idea. But when I drink coffee, I'm like, I'm gonna get 'em. I'm gonna get 'em. When I see one outside, I'm gonna get 'em. With a grenade. Mm, I think you've always wanted to do it and coffee's bringing out the real you. So should I continue drinking coffee? Well, if that's the real you, then yes. Lots of it. Is that a good person? I don't know. You are the only person that knows. If I, because you told me I should drink coffee and attack minorities, should you take some of the blame for that? I see where you're going with this. Yeah, so if you absolutely feel that drinking coffee makes you attack more minorities, you should stop drinking coffee. But you just said I should drink coffee 'cause it brings out the real of me. I'm kinda contradicting myself. You are contradicting yourself. I am. I can see where this is going. Okay, I'll take that. I can't tell if you truly believe some of the things you say or you're virtue signaling, because it seems-- What, what is it? Tony's a pro, I don't know. What does virtue signaling mean exactly? You know, you don't really care about what you're saying. You're trying to give off a certain image. Oh, okay. Is that true? Not sure. And that's why you surround yourself with these people, these fucking idiots. Yeah, I don't surround myself with the idiots. Other, every so often, idiots manages to slip through like a-- I thought you said-- I thought your spears were annoying. Every so often, one slips through. You know, it's like, for example, you go to the grocery store and you buy 10 dozen eggs. 10 dozen eggs, like 120 eggs. 120 eggs. Okay. And one of them is all fucked up. That's airy spears. He's like the fucked up egg and the 10 dozen. Yeah, but somehow are he spears out of all these eggs? These fucked up eggs ends up bringing you the most money. He did not bring me the most money. He brought you a lot of it. No. He brought you a good amount. Bromney no came out. Definitely not the most. Maybe you should start a show with him and that other guy, Nore, where you guys are constantly fighting each other. And so what if people would watch that? Definitely be a lot of views, yeah. I'm kind of like an icon of Nore, Nore, Nore, Nore, Nore. What Solomon Hill and massage agents sent to Angel LeBron? No, no, no. So what was he? I can piece his shit at least. That's what I know. I don't think he was a massage agent. Now we're trying to take down LeBron. He was about to reveal his true belief on Palestine. He's getting political. I don't think, you know, Israel really cares about LeBron's political views. Well, it wouldn't be good for them. He has a lot of influence. Yeah. So you sent Solomon Hill to fuck up the night. I don't like the whole world loves Israel right now. Certainly not. LeBron is the tipping point that will change it all. Well, they'll just help. Help us, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. Do you think technology will eventually advance to the point where people can actually change their face to look like George Floyd and Charlie Kirk? No, I don't think so. Really? I mean, shit's getting pretty crazy. Technology is advancing extremely fast. Yeah, I don't know if technology could turn me into George. Didn't you say you wanted to be a robot earlier? Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess if you have a mask, but in terms of your actual face, I don't know. You can get face surgery done right now. I mean, technology is advanced in one. Yeah, we know what's interesting is that I've never seen someone in plastic surgery to create a wider nose to take like a Caucasian nose and turn to more of an African nose. I've never seen it go that way. I've seen it the other way. Is it possible or just nobody wants that nose and now you're being racist and you're saying that the African nose is less appealing? I'm not saying that at all. Then why wouldn't anybody want that sort of nose? I mean, I've never got my nose done, period. So I have no idea why anyone would want to change their nose. Yes, you do. I have no idea. I don't, no, actually, I don't. See, this is virtuously, like you're pretending. You don't know about why people want their nose is changed? Listen. If someone doesn't like the way their nose looks, if it's too big or if it's whatever, and they want to change it 'cause it makes them better, that's cool. I have a big nose. I don't care. What about me? Listen, I'm okay with my appearance. I'm content with it. However, if I could have a button and it had like three options, one, two, and three. One, I look like this. Two, I look like George Floyd. And three, I look like Charlie Kirk. That would be fucking amazing, wouldn't it? That'd be pretty cool. Really? So you would want to look like George Floyd Charlie Kirk could have it on a button. No, not me. Somebody would though. somebody would. Somebody you know I did this guy would I did interview this guy what's his name it's like Charlie Floyd Nuka Zeus or something like that it was a white guy who became black he took like these pills that made a skin really dark and he got corn rows and stuff and and I made a skin black he's made a skin like really dark yeah he was probably just dying no he had probably created a new plague yeah I don't know what he was he alive I'm not I mean this one I hope so but I asked him if he has mental illness he said he doesn't think so but yeah well usually they don't think so I think I think he had a tattoo is that Kill Whitey Kill Whitey he's like literally like his natural skin color is like my skin what do you mean Kill Whitey is that like a guy or he just means white white people I think it's a Kill Whitey I might be dropped where is he from exactly I honestly don't remember somewhere Midwest I think something and if you could let's say that robot thing that fantasy you said earlier came to fruition you wouldn't want to look like those two guys no I'd want to look at myself so then what's the point I would live forever my robot are you scared of death is that why yeah probably a little bit yeah I think we all are to a certain degree besides people themselves well are they not scared of death or do they not want is life so bad that they don't want to live anymore so I think it's a subtle point and go either way but I guess at the point where you do kill yourself you're you're less scared that's what I was about to say yeah so I guess you're not scared to a point where it really matters compared to the average person yeah you know something I remember I interviewed there's a scrapper from Houston named Scarface and he's talked about suicide in a lot of his lyrics what in a regional name by the way can I point that out Scarface where you come up with that legendary rapper though by the way legendary rapper and when I asked him what he thought about so he said the craziest like just a true shit I've ever heard you know what he said what he say it's never too late to quit so an interesting point it's never too late you could still quit did he ever take the opportunity did he end up killing himself I don't think so I think he spoke about it maybe he thought about it so he wrote about it some of his songs but I don't think he actually tried to kill himself it's a pretty motivational message it's never too late to quit you know that's bad you could always throw in the towel there's always a plan B always if you're gonna throw in the towel and there's somebody you don't like you might as well take him with you that's right with a hand grenade oh yeah that's true but that might get more people that you know you could still be a good guy and want to take somebody down with you well I guess if it's just a two you make sure that I'm sure if Ari Spears took that advice from what's the guy's name Biggie Biggie what's the guy who just had that quote that you said Scarface Scarf Lloyd Scarface Scarface if he took that advice he might want to take you with him yeah maybe creates a much more legendary yeah ending two form doesn't it a lot messier to yeah messier what do you yeah much cooler just pieces of blood and guts everywhere well maybe yours he could just do his with a pill okay and then he gets to have an open casket funeral right and he there he depraved your family of that did you did you hear about that one funeral home where they cremated the wrong person they cremated a woman that was supposed to be in an open casket so they put another corpse in there and put the woman's wig hoping the family wouldn't notice yes they noticed what happened next day soon on my board bet I'm not sure what happened the funeral home apologized but you know how do you apologize your way out of that well I mean the results not that bad I guess really is it yeah I mean if you just see a random person the casket but you know it's what your mom's we go it's already done though isn't it yeah I mean she doesn't mind right yeah she don't care she's the bad thing is done yeah the true bad thing it's a little offensive it's like you know pouring a salt on the wound but well not really because she doesn't feel pain anymore the the wound of her family I mean yeah the wound of the family but the mom didn't care the mother may actually find this hysterical I think so assuming she's a psychopath and she likes watching her family suffer right from heaven or hell whichever place you want to probably hell yeah she's looking up at everyone laughing she's like aha got you totally surprised Tony surprised him right you get it no this room looks like something got a dexter like I'm gonna get killed in here like a cool room that you would want to live inside of forever you ever watch the show dexter no so what he would do so he was a serial kid but he would only other serial yeah and what he would do is when he would finally catch him he'd like inject him with something they'd wake up in a room that looks kind of like this and then there was that black investigated with the funny face no yes there was yes there was no that was dexter no that was dexter black investigator the funny face yes he's he's saying yes our spirits are saying yes yeah I don't know anyways have you watched dexter I watched extra I don't remember the you don't remember they're being a black investigator what a funny face it would make funny expressions I don't know I didn't watch dexter but I've seen his face all over the place is it the guy say you don't fucked up that don't you that guy I don't know I didn't watch the show okay anyway so he would wait so the serial can't wake up in a room like this they be like taped up a plastic and Dexter would tell them all about the reasons why he's about to kill him and then he would take all the sheets off and then wrap them all up you have a dollar right yeah let's say somebody killed your daughter and you can't get to them someone kidnapped your daughter the only way to get that's my baby is to cooperate with the feds would you cooperate no never no what's your real answer I have a feeling that's not your real answer if someone kidnapped my daughter called the FBI immediately so you're a snitch I have a snitch yes you don't go by the gang bangin code absolutely that why why you don't because I am not a gang man I would call that so as I said you're a thing the CIA the police I would call actual people I interviewed who worked for all these departments and I would offer a big reward would you call for snitching whoever snitches would get like a million dollars how can people trust to go on your show after hearing stuff like that well they just go have to you know deal with it because I would abide by the gang banging code I don't think yes I would I'm a true guy it's the real it's the moral way to look at things yeah yeah gangster no not at all but I would I would go with the code because think about it that's the best way for your daughter to get rescued here it's to not contact anybody that's the best way yes yeah okay I don't think that's the best way I think it's probably the worst way but at least at least if she somehow survives in the end yeah she will be like thanks to my father for respecting the gang banging code right when she's missing a finger or whatever else yeah she better than be than than that that you know I interviewed the sister who's of Kalani bear no not Kalani bear she her 12-year-old brother got kidnapped because their other brother was a drug dealer and they tried to you know they wanted hundreds of thousand dollars and they cut off his finger and left it in a cup in the McDonald's to show them that they mean business hmm did they get him back now he died he ended up dying yeah and it's because they wouldn't go to the feds they actually did go to the feds so maybe that's the guy who was supposed to give the money end up getting killed himself so they just try to just get out of the situation by killing a little boy because they knew they couldn't get any money and the feds knew about it so they thought getting rid of the kid the boy was the best solution unfortunately but how did they know the finger was really his there's a chance that they might have kidnapped another little boy who's got roughly the same size hands and is roughly the same skin tone and got his finger yeah I think it's more likely it's more likely that way or the first way that way that way just some random and and their own brothers missing at the time yes so the boys missing they get a finger it's smart they would be patch is up yeah but it's really someone else is not way smarter and he's like what just let's say your opponents brother went missing and you heard about it and you were in a war with the guy and you could get somebody's finger and pretend you have him well I think it's an extremely smart idea well I think an even smarter idea is that you just have this wide collection of fingers in your refrigerator for situations like this sure right so you could just call anyone up right let's just say you know your mom goes on vacation so you find like a mom looking finger you call say hey listen I got your mom and yours are fingers this is what I'm saying this seems a lot more likely to me okay yeah that could happen do you think in a few years I will look back at all the videos I've made and feel extremely ashamed no no at some point I've got to get a grip on myself no this is horribly embarrassing no at least I think you're pretty proud of yourself proud of this yes I think so I am right now but I don't know if that will last I think it will last that is that it does that say something good about me or about about me if that last good about you why because you're creating something different this is why I'm here this is why I agreed to do the show I thought it's because I was paying you four thousand dollars you would not pay me four thousand dollars Although if you want to pay me $4,000 what to talk about a raise in the future. Okay. Do I get $4,000 this time? You were never my friend. Okay And would you ever consider interviewing long neck? He's my next guest in about five minutes long neck long neck daddy long neck That the white guy with the long neck. Exactly. No, not really. Why? He probably has some stories to tell The time probably something like that. I don't know what that was, but yeah, no, that's how he sounds I was an impression of him. Yeah, I didn't I have an interview long neck or wide neck. Oh, wide neck What happened to wide neck? You got arrested. Yep. Yeah, I heard about this Yeah, I think I don't know if he's in jail though. He could be out. Yeah, they did the show called Florida man And there's an episode about him. Yeah, maybe you should interview long neck and wide neck. Yeah, no, I don't I don't think so why I mean You've been making so many enemies out of your guests. You're gonna have to supplement them with some new guys. Yeah I don't think long neck would be the new supplement. Yes, he will. No, he won't. Yes, he will Yes, he will and you'll meet him on the way out because I'm filming with him so you can building your relationship. Yeah, I mean, I'll say hello to him. I'll be polite who Wish I could do that. Okay. Well, that's it. I have to film with long neck now. All right Nice meeting you aries Hopefully you guys can record in style. Yeah, after the show. Got it. When there's done as much pressure Oh, yeah, right All right, thank you Peace