Matan Finally Confronts The Island Boys For Kissing Each Other

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have the island boys, what do you think I mean? Thanks for coming. What's up dawg? For today's co-host, we have, uh, Virel Berg. Well, where the fuck that is? What's his background? What's his description? He's the co-host for today. Does he even talk? Dude, sit your ass down, bro. His hat fell off. Pick his hat up, y'all. Thank you. What's his name? Red? Yeah, what's your BMI anyways? Can you, uh, can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one? Dude, I got two creepy fucking right right beside me. What the fuck is going on, bro? No, but introduce yourself, put the mic close to your mouth and then who me? Yeah, for anybody who might not know you, give me an introduction. I'm the island boy, one half of it, I'm fly soldier. I don't know who the fuck this is. And is he not your brother? No, the fuck he's not. My brother actually has a muscle definition. This guy is pastiest fuck. You only got the right fucking tattoos. He got fake ass diamonds here and out. No, those shit's real, man. They're not fucking real. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Yeah, see my brother would have talked. He would have talked about now. All right, whatever, whatever, move on. Okay. Would it be a good idea to staple your ear to your head in case somebody tries to steal it? Still what? Your ear. You dumb bitch. Why would I staple my fucking while you have like a curse word in between every other word? You seem to curse a lot. Okay, zero capillary. That's small. Okay, are we pre PG 13? Okay, I got no, you can curse, bud. You're punk. You're punk. Okay. Okay. No, I would not stay with my ear, but why not? Then you'll make sure that nobody can steal it because dude, your ear is attached to your head. Why would like? Yeah, because you staple it. Otherwise somebody can take it from you. Genetically, when you're out of the fucking womb and the belly, your ear is attached to it right? It's here, but it's only attached by a little, a little piece here. It's much easier to take your. Okay. Then it is to take your. I'm going to find a doctor to stay with my fucking ear. You're like, uh, you speak like Dylan Latham, but he's probably joking. You're just to have a brain damage. A brain damage. I know you're not talking with that heavy ass accent. Well, that would be an accent, not brain damage. Hey, I can eat this in the sir. What? You can eat this shit. You want to eat shit? Can I eat, can I eat my, can I eat my sub? That's it. When you reach a microphone. No, my sub, my, my sub. Oh, you're sandwich. Where's the money? What money? What money? All right. All right. Let's continue. Pursuing to Florida Statute Section 826.04, kissing your brother would warrant criminal charges. Why haven't the Florida authorities taken this seriously and seized you and your boyfriend? I mean, your brother, I mean, your brother who's also your boyfriend. My brother's not my boyfriend. You fuck face and go back and you say, what's illegal? Why haven't the Florida authorities taken this seriously? Because there's not a s**t to act in my religion as Muslim. Your religion is Muslim? Yeah, a little bit. What does that have to do with kissing your brother? I don't think that's something Muslims do. Is that an insult to a Muslim? Are you sure that Muslims don't kiss their brothers? Search them right now. Do Muslims kiss their brothers? Yes. Yeah, I'm, I'm pretty sure. I am actually sure you're fucking research. There might be like an in-bred Muslim family. Same as everything else. Just such a mouth and be educated. What an, what an interest in grift to claim your Muslim so you can kiss your brother? If, by the way, you're gonna, I'm not scared that you're gonna punch me, but hold on. Dude, I don't make your face on that wall right now. Hold on, what's this? You're like a bird whose territorial oversh*t that doesn't exist. Do you want, do you want to make a bet that I won't punch you right now? A bet that you will punch me? That I won't punch you. I don't think you're gonna punch me now. All right, go on. Do you think that if you claim something's your religion and lets you get away with anything like? Do you think if you said that you're a sort of peck Italian, you would be allowed to a f*ck Swiss to fish? I don't really, or do you not understand how it works? Do you not understand that AI is a thing now? No, but it wasn't AI. How do you know, how do you know if it's not an AI? So you're about to move on for the next question, because you're gonna be going to say that you didn't kiss your brother. I said it could be AI. Okay, it could be AI. Is it AI? That would be a dumb, you would know for sure, right? That would be a dumb case. What's a dumb case? The f*cking charge, the felony or whatever, if it was a charge. Why? Because you'd say it might be AI. Do you think that's how that works in court? Or. Yes! You think if you were in court for something and you said it might be AI, that would. How do you ever cut a charge of work? Briefly. Say my name. What the f*ck are you? How do you eat with that bullshit in your mouth? Those fake grills you have. But. you ugly f*cking black. Was it after mom? Black. Looks like I put them. I'm not a f*cking. Black! A broom! Like I put it in the dirt. He'll swamp head face that bitch, little punk. He has fake diamonds. I have permanent diamonds. Got a per. Look. They eat fine. Where's the money? In your f*cking mom's f*cking. whatever the f*ck she looks like. Very clever. That was a good one. How excited would you be if you packed team of the year Ronaldo on FIFA 15? I wouldn't get two f*cks gangster. You what? Yeah. Now, rare that card is. You're not expensive that card is. That was before. How's my husband say is it? I mean, when it came out, it was probably you could sell it and then sell the coins for thousands of dollars. Got a f*ck out here, bro. I mean, you can pretend like that doesn't matter to you, but obviously thousands of dollars is like billions of dollars to you compared to the average person. Because you're probably in debt millions of dollars. And the problem is you seem like somebody who wouldn't know how to do like the take advantage of the bankruptcy laws. I actually would. You would? I played dumb. You played dumb? You're actually a smart guy. Can you tell us something smart? I mean, what can I tell you that smart? You're saying you played dumb. I feel like smart. I feel like intelligence. I want to say I'm more intellectual. A logical instead of being emotional. Right. That's a smart thing. Thank you. When you ask a guy to say something smart and they say I'm more intellectual than emotional, I'm logical. You know for a f*ck that they're a f*cking idiot. Intellectual. You're an intellectual. That's your opinion. That's something that you came up in your head. It depends what metric it might be objective. Why use keyword metric? What are you saying? Do you know what metric means? No. I said applicable to my ex. I'm asking why would you have to add the keyword metric? To determine if you're smart, whether it be an opinion or a f*ck. How would you determine someone smart just because someone said they're intellectual. If the metric is like you and you take it like you. It's a pinion. It's not necessarily. It's an opinion. It depends what metric you're using. It's an opinion, sir. You might, you kind of are right, but it depends what metric you're using. If you're just talking in general and now you're saying that the metric is also subjective, which it is. It's an opinion. It's an opinion. It's an opinion. There's no way to test this. Test what? To see the results of if I'm intellect or intelligent or smart. I could probably know that you're an idiot because if I gave you food, you'd probably get very defensive about it, right? No. You just told us over there. You said no motherf*cker touched my food before we started. But I could also have been acting. But you're not. So you're equivalent to some sort of bird. I know agitives. Purple. Bean. Small. Large. Who's that at fault? You know the adjectives. Do you know what adjectives can your name? I'm going fuck your bitch tonight. Yeah. Stick it up her b*tch. Not her b*tch. I don't, I don't, yeah. That's not adjectives. But okay. Oh shit. Fuck my bad. It's okay. When you and your brother recently went through a divorce, did you hire a lawyer to divide the small crumbs you still had left? The clerk, the clerks of services and the state of Florida. The collection services? You see, he's not smart. You get what I'm saying. I didn't hear what you said. And instead of Florida, to case searches, right? Whether it's domestic or whether it's marriages or divorces, there's no clerks of services with the name of Alex Venegas, which is my first name, versus Frank Venegas. Petitioner, whoever, Petitioner, that we ever was legally married in the state of Florida. You're saying that you were legally married? I got his brother. Of course not. You can't legally marry your blood by a lot. So then why you say something about divorcing? Because you can still hire a lawyer. Like if you guys had a shared bank account, which is something you can. That's when we never had. Well, how would I know that? That's why I'm asking you why you're a lawyer? Because I'm curious how the situation went. You had a lawyer. So the lawyer is like, okay, this brother, notes you just made, and this one gives you $2,000. He has a left in cash. Ma'am. So in this, and your notes, before we did this, this podcast, so you're fucking thing up. It's your number, alert. Pussy. A kid was stolen on the freeway. Back off, fucker. Listen, what I'm saying is, is that you just made up on your notes. So I was like, this is a good one. But I just-- Shut the fuck off. Okay, I'm getting real. hot in here. But what I'm saying is you thought that was a good one to say divorce. I mean I meant to more metaphorically. There wasn't no divorce, sir. It's called it's almost like a brother. Do you know what a metaphor is? Yes. Is this a quiz or a test? If you're saying the question doesn't make sense and then I'm explaining why it makes sense. So are you trying to look smart in this interview in this podcast? Not at all. I'm like complete fool. Well you're a 19 year old fucking pervert. A 19 year old bitch. But other than that. That's a better word than I use. All right well whatever we'll move on. I'll show you how smart I am. This is a good one. Oh no I don't want to go there. Despite the US government spending over 200 billion dollars per year on scientific research and discovery there has been no new information about how to grow a foot out of your head. Should we reduce funding? No. Why? Because we don't care about that. We're spending 200 billion dollars a year and there's been no new information. At some point you got to reduce funding. Yes. To what? Completely cut it. Reduce it or what? What do you think? We're trying to reduce it first and then cut and it doesn't work. Cut it. Okay. Hypothetically you're in a position to decide what happens to the funding. I would completely reduce it because that is a high number and you would reduce it to what? What was the number? That they're currently 200 billion dollars a year. That's insane. So I would reduce it probably maybe in the millions and I would reduce it by a couple million or two a couple billion. Oh actually no my bad. Is 200 billion? Yeah. No. We would have to do five billion. And if that reduces by five billion or make it five billion. Make it five billion. And do you think the reason they haven't discovered how to grow a foot out of your head is because they're wasting resources and they're not putting the money to a good use or all of that money is going to serious stuff and not how to grow a foot out of your head. All of above. That actually is the best answer you could have given. Give me a fist bump for that. That was. Where's the money? We've been trying to find the money, dude. We don't know where it's at. I think he's training the punch in me now too. Who's starting to punch you? Your brother. It's not my fucking brother. Hey I told you about this. Stop talking to me. You're talking to him. Why would you choose? What's your fucking problem? You didn't think your message? Why would you choose as your final meal if it had to be a tuna sandwich? What? My final meal was a tuna sandwich. Why would you choose as your final meal? Let's say you're on death roll. They give some presenters a final meal. What would you choose if it had to be a tuna sandwich? Well, you're not giving me an option. I'm asking why you would choose. I would choose a tuna sandwich because it's either there or nothing. The tuna sandwich? Yes, sir. But why? You know him from that show. It's one of the most critically acclaimed shows of all time. Save my name. Do you want a tranchor? Where's the money? Yeah, he doesn't get no attention at home. Do you think it would be a good idea to have the inside of your head fumigated? Fuck no, dude. Why? Because why would I don't want to feel like that? What? Okay, maybe you're misunderstanding what I'm asking you. What do you think fumigated is? Fumigated is something that comes out of your ass when you fart. No. Fumigated is when somebody goes and tries to kill the bugs. So why would you want that in your head? I'm saying we need to fumigate the inside of your head because there's probably a bunch of bugs in there. Well, I would a bug be inside my head. You tell me. I mean, I'm just basing it off the way you're behaving. You look like somebody whose head is being infested with the worms and shit that's eating your brain. Damn, you know what? You should be a doctor because you have expert vision. Fuck. Which is just a guess, but I appreciate the compliment. Oh, it was a guess. A lot of people told me I should be a lawyer. No, honestly, I thought I thought you had a f***ing excited on your head because you look, but honestly, you just are a f***er. When I've been to Walter, I don't know what that's what I was more worried about. Dude, what's your issue, sir? Oh, I'm not going to do it this life. Oh hell, nah. Would it be appropriate to say you're a woman at heart? Maybe. I meant that because you'll make out with a man, you kind of act real feminine. Bro, what's your name, bro? Honestly, I'll knock you ass out, but move on. You said your long-term goal was to create a widely successful MCN-like machinima, but your plans changed after their parent company Warner Media was acquired by AT&T in 2018, which ultimately led to their shutdown in early 2019. I never said that. Is this still something you could see yourself pursuing in the future? Hold on. Sir, I'm trying to pay attention to the questions. You distracted me. Yeah, what's the answer? I never said that. You did say that. No, I did not. You said it a couple of years ago back in like what? I think you said that in 2014. 2014? You was a fucking shithole. You don't remember anything. I was a shithole. Yeah, I was a shithole. That's actually a very interesting insult. I don't care about that insult. I'm saying in 2014, that was never said. You did say that. How old are you now? I'm 25, right? Honestly, I think I was in June or 10th of the center around 2014. Yeah, that makes sense. You had big plans. You wanted to create a big MCN. No, I did not. Yes, you did. No. Why are you denying it? It's not an embarrassing thing. It's actually pretty admirable. Good. Yeah. Stop. I was never said. Move on. You don't want to have a big MCN like Machinema was. They were acquired for $100 million. Go. I was never interested in that. Never. Why would you be interested in that? No. You don't want $100 million. Yeah, but I have no idea about that. Okay, so basically, but when YouTube, like I just started, it was hard to monetize gaming videos. So Machinema had to partner with game companies and then they would sign YouTubers who could monetize their game. Oh, I wasn't a cinema. You're right. That's what I'm saying, yeah. So you want to start your own machinema. Okay, maybe. Maybe. Yeah. What do you mean maybe? Yes or no? Yes. Yes. I forgot about Machinema. Yeah. Do you have your money invested into CDs or high yield bonds? High yield bonds. Yeah. Otherwise, no one is junk bonds. I mean, is that working out for you? No, it's in bail bonds. No, it's gonna. Yeah. So where's your money invested into CDs? I have some of my money invested in that. I've like 40 bucks in there. 40 bucks? Yeah. The rest of my money, I wouldn't say my money goes to viral flooring. Hey, smell a little bit. Fuck. Okay, anyways, back to it. Where's your money invested? Some of it is in crypto crypto. And real estate. Oh, you have your money invested into real estate. You bought like one of those big apartments and you have a bunch of tenants, you're managing. When you say real estate, you make your own houses. You have houses that you put on Airbnb. No. That's actually not that bad of an idea. It's not a great idea, but I mean, is that making a lot of money? It's passive. Passive? I mean, but is it making you more money than you're spending on like mortgage and stuff? Or how does this work for you? No, I get more. It's profitable. Profitable? Yeah. You split this money with your boyfriend? No. I mean, brother, sorry. No. And you say boyfriend or son, we're gonna have a fucking issue because you have no security here. I'm not scared you're gonna attack me. I feel like you're one of the one of the less intimidating people I've ever had on my show. Do you want to do you want to make a bet? What's the bet? I mean, if you try to attack me, I'll have to defend myself. All right, I just started moving on. Come on. But you won't do it. I don't because I don't want to get sued. Just go. I won't sue you. I write it down. Write it down. You won't sue me. You think that's how that works. You think if I wrote down a verbal agreement, a verbal agreement that you won't sue me. Yeah, well, that's a verbal agreement. You have to write down a verbal agreement. So you really want to get punched? I wouldn't like to get punched, but I don't think I'd have to sue you. Come on. Weedy bullshit question with the intention of confusing and irritating the guest. What do you think? I hate your fucking questions. 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I Didn't most disgusting thing in the world Okay, somehow I still get more bitches than you because you're so funny ugly But I wasn't asking about how many bitches you get out asking if you're disgusting Answer your phone question take it or leave it, okay? Is that something you plan to do more of in the future pretending to have or will you Escalate and have real s**t with your brother. No Why? I'm good. I Can't hear you have your food stuffed with a bunch of you have your mouth stuffed with a bunch of food. I'm good. No one No more food. No, no more Excuse him No, no more what the s**t saying Well, that's what everybody knows you from nowadays in the beginning Everybody just thought you guys were like funny looking animals who somehow knew like a song like kind of an African gray parrot and now you've escalated to In-s**t is what you're known for now I'm I'm known for in-s**t, but I still have more followers than you on every platform I would rather not have to do in-s**t to have followers on Instagram I had more followers than you before I did that and s**t so then why'd you do it to get even more followers because I got greedy Yeah, I think that's what differentiates us and probably actually know that's what differentiates you and your brother from everybody else in the world How did that conversation go with him initially you were like should we should kiss each other? I mean how did you convince him to do that or did he is he the one who came up with the idea? Listen Is that the only thing you could talk about like did you sit there and s**t off to it? No, I didn't Then like what you're most well known for you can't expect people to not ask you about it. He's s**t off to it, right? Yeah How did that how did that get approached that topic who came up with that idea? I have no idea. You don't remember? No, I don't It's all like a blur to you. Yeah, it's a blur I knew this is all he's gonna talk about No, I'll ask you something else. Yeah, thank you, please Do you wish to be buried in a coffin or castrated? A coffin Why don't you want to be castrated? Because I said coffin and we're gonna stick to that fucking answer I know and now I don't want to be castrated Why not because I want to be in a coffin, but you can be in a coffin and castrated all my family's in a coffin I rather be in a coffin, but you can be in a coffin and castrated All right, you know what then I'll get castrated Fuck it's like almost like you don't want me to be something. Can you look in the camera and say my name is the Island boy and I want to be in a coffin and castrated. I would not look in the camera and say that Can you say I want to be castrated To know why because I don't because I never even choose that answer to begin with But I want you to say that you want to be castrated next question punk Okay, fine. I'm a fucking punk. You're really giving me a lot to think about How are you? 19 Me or your brother, dude. I'm 25 fucking years old. He's 25 too Okay, I'm 25 years old you need you have a lot to learn I know but not from the likes of you if I hung around you. I'm not talking about me. Tell me about your life and experiences I definitely have a lot to learn and a lot more next question to have I guess unless I die Um, if your brain was replaced with the chicken's brain would you become smarter or would you become way smarter? I would become a really dumb, but your brain is replaced I'm not saying you replace the chicken's brain with your right. So I would I would have to I wouldn't know because I don't know if it's so the answer is way smarter based off on what I would I wouldn't let me talk I don't know if you were failing to talk before I don't know if the chicken is smart Um, well, I'll take it's not smart so Let's let's let's have a third a third. I thought you said being smart was an opinion. It was not a fucker Let's have a third option and let's just say uh Way dumber there we go That's not what this show is gonna go the way how I wanted to go But you're just misunderstanding how a question this show is gonna go the way how I want to go I mean anybody can choose to not answer a question You better relax. I caught your punch. I'm not so much for a stop. Well, I caught it. No, I'm not so I'm not so much. I'm not so much Okay, back up guys back up back up back up back up back up You're a little more of a bitch than you thought, huh, so guys they want to jump me if Anything happens. I'm sorry, but you're not gonna do shit. You're not gonna do shit and you're not gonna do shit You're the bitch bitch as bitch. Well, you just tried and I didn't really go well for you So go It's probably not a good idea to get violent with the chicken it's animal abuse How do you think your life would be different if you were intelligent? Ah, you know probably better Management skills responsive be better at responsibilities. You know Pro just just better overall, you know with with you know Spirits immensely physically, but you know it's actually a great answer Thank you, man respect Viewing answer you don't get an credit for that. Why does your brother forget how to speak? I thought I was interviewing both of you because he's he's not the real one. He's I don't know where where he came from. So where's your real brother then Not here tell you that are you still on good terms with him? I read that you guys don't like each other No, no, I fuck with him. You fuck with him. I fuck him like literally. I mean you also know. No, we're cool. We're cool. We're cool. You guys are cool Yes, ma'am Is it hard for people to take his earth? I mean, I think people take me super serious that they can tell that I'm one of the most Intelligent people to ever leave. I did a live IQ test and I got a three hundred and eighty Which is one of the highest scores of all three hundred eighty Fuck that. That was a really good one. No, it's just like three you said three hundred eighty You know you didn't get that. You almost got me uh, I thought you asked you to honestly. What's your real score of IQ? Three hundred eighty. What do you think the average score is? Why is that so unbelievable? Because no one's ever got a three hundred eighty So what do you think that okay? What do you think the highest you would be the smartest guy in the world? We're looking at him Oh my god Do you consider yourself a man of great dignity and self respect? I try You think that you've gotten You think you've acted with more dignity over time or less. How do you think that has worked out for you? A little bit less, but I'm currently working on, I'm, you know, stacking and getting better at my dignity Taking these with the experiences. I've been dealing with using the fame. Just got you at some point. Yes. Yes And why do you think that happened? How can somebody like me avoid that if I accidentally become too famous? Don't don't don't get lost in it. Don't let it get to your head. Don't change who you are because your stats and your analytics is getting higher. You keep doing you. You keep being human, you keep being the person you are. Fuck that. Keep doing what you're doing, be consistent and keep grinding. But don't let the analytics change you. Don't let the fame change you. I've had times where it's changed me. Yeah, because it's always good to have that alter ego. It's always good to have that motor of being that famous guy because you have confidence something. But because you don't want to be that regular person anymore, that normal person, you know, hand me my pussy back, if you don't mind, hand me my pussy back. But yeah, but you don't want to be that normal person, you know, no, no, me, me, me, no, dude, why would you do that, bro? Come on, bro, really? Actually, I don't want to give it to you because it'll make a mess. Okay, all right, whatever, dude, all right. So whatever. So what I said was is, is that, yeah, you don't, you don't want to be, I like people don't want to be that normal person. You feel accomplished. Just like almost they becoming an NFL player, you know, like now you're an NFL player, you want to keep being an NFL player. But you think that's kind of how you, you play a lot of football as a kid. I did play football, yes. Is that where you contracted your, no, CT and stuff? No, no, not at all. But NFL player is kind of similar to a social media influencer or a creator or a rapper because we all at the end of the day, we are like, let's say we were to pay taxes, we're a walking business, we're a walking LLC. If you have an EIN number, you have a business account. You get everything paid, everything's, it's funny listening to a really dumb person try to sound smart. So all they're saying is like LLC and EIN number. Well, I'm saying, it's like, what the hell are you talking about? I mean, I know what that means. I'm saying, I'm saying, if you walk into a business, you're only going to trick people who are even dumber than you to think you're smart by saying stuff like that. And that's already a very small margin of people, right? But you don't let me finish. Maybe you want into a business, you're similar to an NFL player because you're promoting the business by being there so that can be a tax write off. You're a walking LLC, you're a walking business. Very, very wise. No, I'm not talking wise, I'm just saying that's what was. Anybody ever told you you're Italian? I mean, you look Italian because you're like such a wise guy. I didn't get so much knowledge. I wish one day I can be a smart as you. Yeah, I see you. What did you and your brother do before you became famous? There's no way you actually had a real job. I've had, I've had one job. No, no way. What type of job? This one? What do you mean like this one? I think before you were famous, there's no way you guys had like a real job. I've had a job. What? I worked out a vape shop. A vape shop like just like a liquor store? No, just a vape shop. For how long? How did that go? I worked there for three to four months. You paid well? Hell no. What did they pay? Literally $300 a week. Crazy, right? That's real bad. Are they paying you per hour or how does that even, how's that even legal? Or I mean, how many? Well, I lived in North Carolina so it was very cheap over there. I lived in a trailer with a roommate. Is that where you grew up in North Carolina? I did not grow in North Carolina. So where'd you grow up? I grew up in West Palm Beach, Florida. So why do you look like that? Because I see a lot of people from Palm Beach like that Epstein guy I interviewed. And usually they look relatively normal, but you look like a little kid when nuts. No, no, no, no. I think you have, you never interviewed anybody that's actually been, because I don't know where that guy is from, but I'm from a different part of Palm Beach. Oh, so there's a part where everybody just looks like a cloud. Well, we don't look like clouds. We, we're, I mean, you know you look ridiculous. That's not even me insulting you, you know that. You think you look like a serious person? I think, I think you, I think you, I don't think I look that serious. No, I think you look like a virgin. I think you're, that's true. I think your voice is horrible. I think a girl, I think a girl would turn dry just by listening to you. Again, I wasn't insulting you. You took offense by it. I'm just saying, then go you look. Then again, then again, then again, I have 60K in my mouth. You look like a virgin teen. Smile, real quick. Ew, why is your mouth so small? Because I'm smiling. I can't really get a hold of it. Just keep it like that, real quick. Well, small, small, small. You're an ugly kid. You're, you're a, you're a by far ugly kid. But I'm saying if I, oh, oh, I'd be on it. I'd be on it. Oh, oh, Pooey. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying if I tidied myself up, maybe got a reasonable haircut, I could probably get a normal job, right? If this doesn't work out for me. Yes, correct. I'm saying you couldn't your way past that point. Yeah, yes, ma'am. You look like a homeless drug addict. No, no, no, stop, stop. Oh, no, I look like who? A homeless drug addict. Oh, I don't know. I've never seen a homeless person look like me. You've never seen a homeless person look like you. No. I mean, there's probably one outside of the building we're in right now that looks identical to you. I don't know. Just without the ridiculous hair. That is that is a big distinction of what separates you from being homeless. I hope most people do not have hair like that. Right. And homeless people do have hair like yours. That's actually true. They do have similar hair to mine as opposed to yours. Yeah. And they also look like you. And I never seen a homeless person with diamond permanent teeth. I think that's the last thing a smart person would do. Do you think like billionaires have diamond and permanent teeth? I had been years as well too. I had Hollywood smile. But you're bragging about this. I know $100,000. Oh, white, white teeth. I took them off. I changed my teeth. That's one of the dumbest things somebody could do. Do my careers been way more successful than yours. You're just a loser, dude. You're going to be homeless or you're going to have to work a job soon. I think I'll, I think I'll just be fine. I'll be just fine. We're going to mess up those vlogs. Yeah. Do you know what you want to do? Okay. Yes. Just, just sit at home and just play with your little four inch. Well, I pimped out your mother or something. I'll figure it out or sell her crack. Wow. Thanks, lover. He's like realizing how much of a loser he is. No, I'm fighting the next question. I use most, I use like 85%. Why is there no pads so small way? Like your productions ass. I don't know. I've been at high level shit. This is Hollywood production. You see that fucking cameraman right there? That's a high level guy. That's a Sony FX 30 right there. I have no idea. I'm pretty sure it is. I think I have through these cameras. But that's, wait, that's not a Sony. How did your parents react when you made out with your biological brother and only fans? I don't have, my dad died and my mom, my mom doesn't give a fuck. I'm taking care of her. So she doesn't care. She doesn't care. Does she know that that happened? No, she has no idea. Does she? Does she know you guys are famous? She has, she knows that I've always been famous since I was, since I came out the womb because it's not how that works. I mean, I've always brought problems to the house. So I mean, she, she, she always knew I was, you brought problems to your mother's house. I brought problems, guns, fucking, uh, uh, my, you know me. I partied all the time. I've always been a hustler, motherfucker. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. You know me, but I was your mother, not upset at all that you had a bunch of, she testified against me. And I, I did two years in prison. The mother testified against you in court. Hey, yeah. So why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you taking care of her now? You should have her eliminated. Uh, better. That's my mom. She asked, she said, put you in jail. She said, we touched her now. She didn't do it now. If she, if she would have done that, I mean, if, if she would have never done that, I would have been in prison right now. So you were in foster care at some point? No, I was never in foster care. My mom was to care me. I'm Cuban. We don't do that shit. Why? You if Cuban people don't do foster care? No, it's just my, my mom was, good mama. Yeah. That makes sense. Those Cuban people, they don't do foster care. I, you know, I'm not saying what I'm saying, but go on, uh, German. Go back to Germany or something, please. Finally worked on somebody that trick. You, you don't, you don't fit in here. How do you think people would react if long neck was able to fly? Good question. Um, I, I think he'd go more viral. He would go more viral. Yeah. Hasn't been as viral recently. If you notice, I'm having him on as my next guest in like three minutes. Oh, really? Yeah. He's my next one. He's coming in a second. He's just running a little bit late. So we'll have to end in a second. And I was looking at his Instagram numbers and his analytics, like you said earlier, and they're not as high as they used to be. Oh, uh, because, uh, is he, is he even active on, on Instagram or, or whatever? I mean, he's probably, I would say that he's probably being taken advantage of more than likely. He probably doesn't even have access to his Instagram. He changed when he had kids. Yeah. So you know a lot about him. You know more than I do. No. That's the last from my interview. That's the last time, that's, that's the last time I ever seen him. When, when he had kids and popped up in my four e page on TikTok, I couldn't believe he can have kids. Why wouldn't he be able to have kids? Because who the fuck would fuck him? He can fly. Where he could fly? I'm asking. So then why is he not viral? Fuck. Huh? Okay. Well, that's it. We have to film with long neck now. Thanks for coming on. All right. Thank you. Thanks. All right.