Matan Finally Confronts Steiny On Netanyahu Interview

propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have steenie please welcome in yes please come sit in the middle now how's it going and for today's co-host we have my manager var flooring welcome in my manager var flooring it's a viral yeah so please just in case anybody doesn't know you please just introduce yourself all that one uh my name is steinie uh i run a youtube channel worked with an elk boys for some years worked with steve will do it for some years uh yeah so people mainly know you as a youtuber yeah uh yeah probably now in case anybody in my audience doesn't know i've already went on your podcast a few times i've been trying to get you on my show for about two and a half years but you're extremely scared but i'll give you the credit you finally showed up and people are gonna think yeah i mean dude this is like this is like a haunted house in here yeah this is a deserted apartment i'm going to exploit your shit i people will probably think i'm making this up but legitimately steinie called me earlier today lying on the floor i'm not joking about this at all he called me earlier today lying on the floor holding his stomach he said he was having food in his stomach and he was like oh my god i'm not indigestion and he might have to cancel and then i told him i was yeah i told him he's faking it his sister walks in the room she says what the fuck are you doing on the floor and he got embarrassed and he got up and then he showed up i guess okay yeah that was true i i was faking that yeah and also before that christ bro he's trying to get you around before that stein he actually was faking covid he told me he had covid and obviously he doesn't i mean look at him he's completely fine to be here yeah no i battled through it all bro and uh i wanted to do this for you propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes telling you for like a year i would do it i think it's been probably two years you is he good this is my careful that's mike mike okay why what's the worst thing you can do to me i don't know just be careful do you think you're the final product of jewish nepotism no no how am i the final product i don't think you can get much worse than this oh okay hmm it's like after years and years and years of nepotism and insider trade what about you me yeah i mean let me tell you something this studio doesn't compare to yours no it doesn't but i think that's what i'm saying stick here also by the way i'm not jewish anymore and i mean you come from a very rich family which a lot of people criticize i think it's fine i'm just trying to arrive at that conclusion is that the case yeah i think you're you may be right and is that something you take pride in it depends on who you're around right you gotta pick and choose when it's right to be jewish you know that better than anybody no but you never do my game you come to my house for hanukkah to get me to do this i did that you might have done that we may have spun the dreidel but the moment somebody else is on here then you're not jewish so i don't know what you are i'm consistently not jewish besides when i need to be and i'm like at some guy's house because i'm trying to get him on as a guest of my show but i wouldn't have that didn't happen with you no how did you become so knowledgeable on such a wide range of topics shit uh a lot of it's genetic and then genetic just really great genetics you have yeah good genetics i have a college education too you look like you're made out of slime really yeah how do i look like that i mean what does that mean i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't even mean you look like you're melting you look like i feel like i look pretty like the best i've looked in a long time jesus christ you used to look worse than that oh that's funny uh yeah maybe a few a couple weeks ago when i was off a bender i definitely looked worse yeah off of a what bender okay i mean i don't what sure again i'm not like some amazing looking guy can he scoot over just a little bit no you guys stay just like that okay who did you vote for prime minister didn't vote come on give me an answer here i didn't vote what are you talking about my guess is netanyahu but i guess it could i don't know i didn't vote for him no who was it likud i voted for trump in america which is netanyahu by the way i was seeing if i could trick you that's his party uh i voted for trump you voted for trump yeah who did you vote for i wasn't 18 and also i'm not an israeli spy oh here we go this looks like a massada set up to me no it doesn't yeah there's a red laser when i fucking came in here i think this is a plan to give me i'm just listen it's fine i'm just curious why or not why who you voted for trump prime minister not u.s president i didn't vote i know with your tactics you probably get to vote in both of them i don't i'm an american citizen no i have no no relation didn't vote that way but you've been to israel and so who did you vote for i didn't vote you just said that you're an american citizen but you've been there yeah of course you left the country before no i'm saying but you were there during election time i would that yes i was not yes you were okay well let's do a special segment real quick we're gonna bring out two different food items and you're gonna tell me which one you like more okay can i guess because i know i'm smart what is it burger king mcdonald's why would you think that is that is that your big you don't think i could figure that i'll grab the food items why would it be burger king and mcdonald's i because i know your tricks bro you think what is my genius i can figure you out like that yeah but why would i go go get the whopper go get the big mac whopper go get the whopper go get the big mac yeah there good job good one come on i don't understand by the way you're gonna waste my time asking me which one of these i prefer yeah this is the best you could come up with with your 45 minutes you have with me no i just want to know which one you like more i know you haven't probably probably mcdonald's yeah because you haven't ripped burger king in a little while here we go let's try it i'm actually trying to be healthy right now it's okay just take a bite and let me know now why for the viewers who don't know am i having you try burger king and mcdonald's you fucked with this who do you work for steinberg who do you work for who do i work for yeah i'm actually i don't feel comfortable testing any of these products i don't know where they are you kidding me they're completely different i don't know where they came from they're completely fine i don't know this wrapping looks like it's been messed with i don't know who you work for with tampered with because we would like just checked it out earlier but i'm just saying okay well i'm so which one do you prefer can you taste it let us know i prefer the big mac okay go ahead is that the worst take i have steiny i might have that up yeah okay have you considered changing your name in face so the people you meet in the future don't realize you're stiny propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar in a bottle propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar in a bottle propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar in a bottle and vitamins propel hydrates better than water and vitamins propel hydrates better than water and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout to help you get the most out of your workout to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you and get back to your best self what propels you and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes propel with gatorade electrolytes propel with gatorade electrolytes that was pretty good no i haven't i i that was pretty good no i haven't i i that was pretty good no i haven't i i haven't thought of that at all so you're haven't thought of that at all so you're haven't thought of that at all so you're a little screwed then i mean maybe i just a little screwed then i mean maybe i just change or transition to a woman is that the only way you think yeah but then you're also just gonna stick out like a sore thumb i mean why don't you just try to look like just a different person and change your name like when somebody asks you what your name is you say like johnny yeah maybe well okay so i gotta change my entire appearance and then my name and then you think i'll be better off in life i'm just putting myself i guess i'm like projecting here what i would think if i was you like i wouldn't want anybody to know about about what i did okay uh i'll uh i'll take that into consideration and definitely look into what procedures are available yeah yeah and what name might you choose uh what name would i choose if i had to change my name completely i mean if you keep telling people if you change how you look i can't have steinberg or berger or erin huh or erin yeah i gotta maybe yeah tell people i'm sneaker maybe i don't know that's not much better than steiny yeah i don't fuck we're gonna go from like people like punching you to people spitting on you i don't know bro that's really what would you would you have a name in mind can i go to mike mike mike yeah but that sounds like a joke i mean maybe just i'm thinking just like johnny or mike just johnny johnny yeah yeah better appreciate that advice you owe me one okay okay okay okay okay what is 500 divided by half plus 50. 500 divided by two plus 50 500 divided by half plus 50 so that's 500 divided by 0.5 plus 50 150 150 is that right hold on one second this guy claims to have gone to school to become a lawyer by the way i'm confused i don't even know how you could arrive at 150 i'm asking i'm confused you don't ask it right you're trying to fuck with me no i'm asking okay hold on this is 500 divided by half plus 50. how do you even get to 150 like a thousand fifty where did you get to 150 from that's what i meant a thousand fifty no you yes i did no you did a hundred percent yes no you didn't okay fine okay what's what's fucking 400 divided by 0.5 plus 50? 8.50. You dumbass. Okay. Fucking moron. You know, if you were trying to trick me with a tough math question, then maybe don't use the same trick that I just used on you. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And by the way, the trick is that you're supposed to say 300. Nobody said 150. Okay. How did you get to 150? You did a poor way of explaining the question. You can't blame it on me. Yes, like a lot of your questions are very confusing. They're not to the point. I'm just trying to. That was straight to. Okay, I'll ask you another one then. Another math one. What is 10 divided by Steini? One? No, it's undefined. You cannot divide a number by Steini. Yeah, that's true. Okay, so you got it wrong again. I mean, you're like a complete fool. What were your grades in college? It's nepotism to got you there, huh? I got caught. No, absolutely not. Your dad gave them a big. My dad didn't go to the same school. He gave them a big donation. There was no donation. He has like a plaque. Like he's an NFL star and he's just a lawyer with a big book. Yeah, well, the library is named after me. Yeah, well, it's named after your father probably. What's his name? Aaron? Harvey. Harvey? Yeah. Why? If you ever need a place to study, I can get you in. But yeah, we gave a building and I got in. Okay, so that. I mean, going back to my first thing, yeah, I was right. No, we didn't give a building. I got decent grades in high school. And I probably graduated with like a 3.0, 2.8, 3.0 in college. But as you claim in one of your older videos, you actually didn't pass the exam, so you had to drop out because you were grinding poker? Uh, I didn't pass. No, I didn't. I didn't get into the law school I wanted to go to. Because you were grinding poker. Because I am a degenerate gambler, yeah. No, I know. I just liked in that clip. You made it sound. Have you ever seen the movie Rounders? You're not a guy from a movie. I mean, you were just probably what? You were just spending all of your dad's money. You're telling. Were you like trying to trick him? Like, look, it's not real money. It's just a chip. It's like a Funko Pop. Are you good? Come on, dog. No, I played backgammon. I played gin rummy. I played every card game you could think of. And are you up? Fuck no. How much are you down by? All the lifetime? Yeah. Probably like 250, 200. And nowadays, I imagine, are you. Well, actually, I'm probably wrong. Are you living off of your own money or your dad's money? My own money. I've been actually inviting you to my home. You've seen my home. Yeah, but okay. Well, that's why I'm asking. Was my dad there? That doesn't mean he's not paying for the place. I don't know how you could afford a place like that. I mean, bro, I've been working. I work hard. I've been doing this for five years now. But back then, obviously, you didn't have $250,000. So you were literally just gambling your dad's money. Oh, I thought you meant up to date. Up to date. No, no, I meant. I'm saying because nowadays, I was curious. But back then, it was certainly your father's money or what? Probably, yeah. He probably started me off. Dude, does he blink or no? I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen him blink one time. What the hell is wrong with your face? Bro, I don't know. I don't know. I think I look pretty good. Good jawline, blue eyes. I don't understand. What's wrong with the fucking shit? You wear the same shit every day. Because it makes me look like a professional. You probably have terrible hygiene. I bet you smell like shit. And that's the whole point. I've said that a bunch that I'm doing that on purpose. Okay, so maybe I want to look this way on purpose. You got stupid and bad for me? Yeah, but you got defensive. I got, I stood on it. I'm standing on the, I think I look good, motherfucker. Okay, fine. Following up on that, why does your head look like that? What does it look like? It has like a weird shape. Does it? It looks like you tried getting double jaw surgery, but the guy just accidentally put a huge piece of metal right here. I don't think I can fix that. Maybe I, I can't explain that one. Okay. I don't know. Why does Mike Mike look the way he does? Because he's just clearly some sort of deficiency. I mean, he's a disturbing looking guy. Does that look like a normal guy? I think viral thorn might be the best looking guy out of the crew here. It's possible. I mean, but you asked about Mike Mike. I mean, does he look normal to you? Not, no, not really. That's what I'm saying. I mean, there's clearly like a guy wouldn't want to run into late at night. How does it feel to be one of the top five people in the world at something? What am I top five in the world? Top five worst people in the world. Okay. How the, how the, who else is on that list? You, how dare you put me in that list? Who else? All, all the other guys, Paul Potts, probably all the guys. And this is based off of where did you find this? I mean, those guys are like Maz and you're tiny from Nelk boys. How do I fit in that list? Propel Fitness Water with Gatorade Electrolytes, zero sugar and vitamins. Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self. What propels you? Propel with Gatorade Electrolytes. And who made that list? I feel like the list is going to get boring if it's just people who killed people. You know what I mean? So then you just got to pick a low quality guy. What makes me top? Oh, okay. Just cause I'm a low quality guy. I'm in the top five. You have to pick the best example of that. Like, you know what? Would you say that like, uh, he is in the top five worst people ever? Yeah. So that's because he was one of the worst. They say. Sure. So you're one of the worst low quality guys I'm saying. Okay. I think those are two separate categories, but whatever. I'm not saying you're one of the worst. I mean, I would, I would say that you couldn't get any political power, but clearly I'm wrong. I mean, you don't have any political influence, but you have like, maybe you have influence over like crazy people in the government. You don't have, you, what do you mean? I have no influence, bro. I'm just like you. You're collecting information and then you're sending it back to your homeland. Where do you, where, what makes you think that? What do you mean? What makes me think that I see you, you're showing up here. You have the headphones on. Those are fucking air pods. I listened to music. I walked over here and when I walked in, you touched it and then kissed your, I didn't even have that on. Yes, you did renting that house. No, I didn't put one on a rented house. Uh, it wasn't, there was a Christmas tree up in there. No, there wasn't. Yes, there was. There was a Christmas tree. Does anybody believe what Stiney is saying? Yeah, dude. Holy shit. Uh, yeah, no, we celebrate all religion in my house. It's a, everybody's welcome. Yeah. You celebrate Passover, Hanukkah, all the religions. Yeah. We had a Christmas tree in there too. Okay. Well, we have another special segment here. Mike might get out of here. You'll come back later. We're going to have you, Stiney, you're going to do a blind date. And if it goes well for you all, pay for, I don't know. That's probably not a good start. No, I'm telling you. So, Vara, please bring them in because they're blindfolded. Because I don't want them to know how. Oh, the chick's blindfolded? Yeah, it's a woman. She's going to be blindfolded. I don't want her to know how you look. And then if it goes well, I'll send you guys on another date. Do I know her or no? I don't think so, no. Dude, can Mike Mike not fucking stand there and stare at me like. He'll go in the room after. Vara, please. Please sit her down next to Stiney. Go ahead. Hey, how are you? Hi. I'm Stiney. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Put your mic in the middle there. Well, I mean, this is your fucking set, mate. Okay, there's a mic right there. Okay. I mean, bro. What was your name? Amber. Amber? Where are you from? I'm from Florida, originally. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm Cuban. And how'd you link with fucking Matan? Mutual friends. I just found her on Instagram and I messaged her. I said, I'll give you $100 if you decide to do this blind date with this random guy. She doesn't know who you are. So, are you single? Sometimes. What does that mean? On the weekends. On the weekends? Yeah. Well, it's a Thursday. Exactly. So, you're in a relationship now? You had some questions prepared for him. Do you want to ask him? Yes, I have a question for you. How old are you? 31. What do you do for a living? YouTube. That doesn't matter. Why does that. I need to know what my fucking girl does for a living, don't I? Your girl? Well, I mean, I don't know. Who knows where this could go, right? And we're in Matan. I work at a restaurant. Oh, okay. Nice. You're like a waitress? Exactly. I was a busboy and a waiter. Worked in the service industry for years. Nice. Yeah, I really respect those people, honestly. Okay. That's a hard job. It is a hard job. No, it's fucking. Especially in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. People can be assholes. I know. Trust me. So, 1 through 10, what would you rate your physical appearance? Shit. Could you give me an example of a 10 so I know who I'm comparing? Because a 10 could be different to you. I mean, what's your ideal version of a 10? Like Leonardo DiCaprio. Okay. So then, how would you rate your physical appearance? Probably a 9. A 9? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. I get told I look like him very frequently. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I could hear it from your voice. Nice. Okay. I had another one. Um. Well, let me ask. Stiney, would you be interested in going on another date with her? Because I don't want to have this segment go for too long. So, we'll get your answer first. Yeah, sure. Fuck it. Okay. Well, she's blindfolded. So, I guess take off the blindfold. And then, if you're interested, you get to go on another date with Stiney. I'll even pay for it. Do I take it off? Yeah, take it off. Oh, I know this person? I don't think so. Okay. Ah! What the fuck? What the fuck, guys? Oh, my God. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, that was cute. Oh, that was funny. Ha ha. That's funny. Yeah, that's real funny. Uh, he clearly had a plan. You know, just no matter what he looks like, scream. That's a little embarrassing. Yeah, that was a really cute plan. No, I like that. You know, because it actually was going sort of well for you until she got a look at your face. Yeah, I know. But I can kind of. I can kind of reel him in before they look at me. Yeah, you were reeling her in because she was blindfolded and you lied. You told her you looked like Leonardo DiCaprio. - I know you've heard that too. - That you look like Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes. What, if he ate like a thousand burgers? No, he was in Gilbert Grape. You're supposed to be quicker than this, bro. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Gilbert Grape. It's a movie where he plays a fucking mentally challenged guy. Oh, okay. So you're saying you're like him, but retarded. I guess I walked myself into that one, yeah. I can kind of see that, yeah. Yeah. Did you not know that you were walking yourself into that one? No, I didn't. Well, listen, I know you probably think I planned that, but that really wasn't her honest reaction. So she screamed? That was a legitimate, genuine reaction. You've been to my house. You've seen the town out there. Yeah, your sister was there. No. Wow, that's not even funny. That's not who I'm referring to. Who are you talking about? The other chick that was there. Your brother? No, I had a. Bob Mennery? You know who I'm talking about? Okay, no. I went to your house. It was your sister, your brother, and Bob Mennery. I'm not kidding, by the way. No, there was. I think there was somebody else there. I think Anna was there. I don't know who that is. And I don't think. You saw her. No. Yeah, you were checking her out. Your cleaning lady. Yeah. She was cleaning your car? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I guess you could pay a lady to clean your car. Well, whatever. She looked good. Congratulations. Well, I mean, is that how it usually goes on dates for you? No, it's never gone like that ever. That was genuine, though. She was into me. She was into me. She was waiting for you to give her the cue to take off the fucking blindfold and scream. That was her genuine reaction, I swear. Oh, yeah. She had no idea what she was doing. What do you think? I told her to come here and scream. You said you paid her $100 to come here. Did you not? Of course, because I have to get her to come here. What, you're going to come here for no reason? Maybe if she wants to find somebody. Okay, but I don't know anybody. I had to just message random girls on Instagram until one of them was interested in coming to my show. Okay, I guess that'd be pretty fucking hard. It's not like I'm on, like, I have an acting reel of people. That was a little embarrassing. I'm sorry about that. I can cut that out if you like. No, leave it in. She's going to be pissed at me after. No, I think she'll do me cool with it. She's going to come in here and apologize and try and get a real shot after this fucking shit's over. She left the building. She did not leave. She did not. She's in the back room waiting. That back room that you're referencing has a door. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back. With their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7up. Flip the sip. Or outside. I heard it slam. Make sure to put the mic next to your mouth again, Stiney. I'm trying to. He's fucking with my shit. Sorry, that was a bit embarrassing. Yeah. I'm sure that happens to you often. Never. Not one time. It's said that if you give a monkey a typewriter in infinite time, they can produce any text ever written. However, if you took Stiney and gave him the same resources, nothing will happen. Why is that? I think I could come up with something on the typewriter. Okay, that's the answer to my question for anybody who has an IQ over like 73. Do you have any idea what I just asked you? No, I have no fucking idea. Okay, I'm going to ask it again. Wait, if you give a monkey infinite amount of time with a typewriter, they'd be able to come up with something? They can write anything ever. They will write everything ever in existence. Oh, okay. They'll write every word spoken on this podcast in exact detail. Okay. Because they have infinite time. Yeah. If I had infinite time, you're asking if I could do that? If you gave Stiney a typewriter in infinite time, he will produce nothing. Why is that? That's my question. I don't think that's, I don't think, I think I could do it what the monkey did. I don't think you- Monkey see, monkey do, bro. I could do that. Nope. Because the idea there is that the monkey, it's like typing a bunch of stuff and eventually- Why don't you think I have that capability? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Because you'd probably like get tired and then lay on the floor until you died of exhaustion or something. I don't know if you'd have the energy to keep going. No, I think I could do it. You think so? Yeah. Do you want to try that? I could put you in a room for like 24 hours and we could see what you generate. Yeah, we could do it. Do you do any writing for the NELC podcast? Because I've watched some clips. I mean, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen. You're just asking the same retarded questions to guests and they seem irritated. What are you talking about? Give me one example of that. You're like, yo, you think I get bitches? I don't. Come on. That's what you are. Come on. That's like your questions? Come on. You don't actually watch. Yes, it is. No, go look at the last clip. There's insightful, in-depth questions there. You asked Netanyahu if he liked McDonald's or Burger King. I can think of that. That's not true. Kyle asked him that. I followed up with McDonald's is better. So you're actually wrong. Let's get the facts straight. You followed it up with like, I haven't ripped Burger King in a while. Did I word it like that? I haven't ripped Burger King in a while. That's pretty embarrassing. If I said I haven't ripped Burger King in a while, then that's pretty embarrassing. Then you said that's your worst take. Which is you progressively- Of that five minutes. You progressively got more embarrassing with your words. In that five minutes. Yeah, I definitely didn't think that one through. Now, that's kind of an interesting interview because right now, I haven't heard anything about it in a long time. It doesn't have any cultural significance besides the fact that it kind of destroyed the Nelk Boys. It didn't help Netanyahu at all. It didn't humanize him. I didn't. No, you guys were trying to, but it didn't do anything for him. Nobody cares. All it did was just make everybody hate you guys. So, I mean, would you do that again? Funny how things go like that. Yeah. You would do it again. Yeah, definitely would conduct it way differently and be way more prepared. You would have hit him with hard questions. Hard hitting questions. Okay, pretend I'm Netanyahu. Give me one. Fuck, how much longer do we have? Why, are you not enjoying this? I think this is great, bro. I think we honestly can- We could probably cut it now. No, I don't think so, yeah. You got it. You got it. I know that you're a little embarrassed about what happened with that girl, but it'll be okay for you. I'm sure you'll- Okay. I'm sure- This guy's so fucking wasted the one beer that you guys have in the fridge. Are you regulated? What? You are? Why are you regulated? What do you mean regulated? You're regulated? By what? No one. I didn't realize there's regulation on podcasts. Who are you mimicking right now? Am I supposed to know this? You have maybe one of the lowest intelligence levels I've ever seen. It's like I'm looking at like an actual animal. Okay. Who do you think I'm mimicking right now? Trump. Who asked if you were regulated? Trump. Are you- Are you dumb? Trump. Not dumb like are you a dumb person. No, I'm just fucking giving it back to you a little bit. God damn. So who- So, but you know. Yes. Who? Trump. Trump? Yeah. You're talking about the regulated podcast I did with him? I have no idea what you're even saying. The regulated one that went on YouTube? The regulated one? Yeah. Do you know what regulated means? Yeah. The one that they had removed. Sorry. No, I- A certain guest asked if you were- I mean, why am I saying certain guests? We already discussed him. It was Ned and Yahoo. Oh. Oh. I forgot that interview. I try and- You try getting that out of your memory. Yeah. I don't really talk about that too much. I try and move on. But you know that that won't work for other people. Like- Like who? You're going to forget that you did that interview, but every time you see somebody on the street, they want to slap you. Uh, it depends where you go. You're right. If you're on like Pico, you're at like one of those restaurants, they probably will give Yeah. You're on Santa Monica. Jumping high fives. Yeah. Yeah. So is that where you've been hanging out recently? Nah. Honestly, I've just been hanging out at home laying low. Yeah. I want to come see your place. Do you still watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur? No. I wasn't even- Didn't you do some fucked up- Wasn't there something fucked up with that show? I don't know. It seems like you know more than me. No. I haven't seen that in years. Probably 20 years, 25 years. That's not- That's not true, Stan. That is true. I don't watch the show. I don't watch much TV, bro. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube, kids. I don't- I have not tuned in in a minute. That's on your phone. I haven't tuned in in a while. Don't lie. What? You want to see my phone? I know that you're watching Barney the Dinosaur. Okay, let me check. Give me your phone. No, no. I don't want you looking through my phone. I also don't know who you work for. I don't want you putting any shit in there. Yeah, yeah. See? I'll show you. I'll let you check. No, no. I don't want- Let me see your phone. Let me go through your phone. You didn't accuse me of anything. I want to see who you're working for. I don't know what you're recording in there. What I'm recording in my phone? Yeah. We had a little meeting outside and we talked about a few things that you were like, hey, listen, I want to go over some stuff before we go in there. Before we did this show? Yeah. You had me waiting at the wrong house. I was at the neighbor's house. That's true. I sent you to the wrong guy. Yeah. Who does that? No, I thought I was going to get shot. Well, that was kind of the point. I sent you to the wrong address so you'd have a bad interaction with a random neighbor on my street. Okay, well, that's pretty funny. I sent you the wrong address on accident. Like, I typed it wrong. That's actually pretty funny. I'll give you that. Why does it say you're 5'11 online, but you're actually- You're probably a lot closer to a distorted midget-looking guy. Because, dude, you got to lie to get that first impression. Yeah, but there's no lying. I mean, when you go on a date, are you already just sitting down? Yeah, yeah. You're right there way before them? You just sit down and then you just got to own it and just try and not have it be brought up. You don't think more people do that on dating apps? Do what, lie about their height? Go 5'11, yeah. Yeah, but you're not a random guy on a dating app. Anybody can just find a picture of you standing next to a guy that's 5'11 online and it's like, this guy's like maybe 5'1 and a half. He added another number. Oh, you're funny. Yeah, no, I haven't done that. I don't use dating apps, so I haven't done that. Yeah, that leads me to another thing. Do prostitutes make you pay extra? I haven't been with a prostitute in probably three or four years. And I think I've got a good rate. Yeah. Why would they charge me extra? $1,400 an hour? Fuck no. $1,500? No, it was like $1,300. Yeah. Wait, how do you- I don't know because I've never hired a prostitute, obviously. Yeah. But just from what I've seen- What have you seen in like media, like movies and stuff? It's usually like $200, $300. I mean- Dude, it depends on if you want the low class or you want the high class. There's levels to it. I don't think the high class would ever interact with you. What's high class for you? Somebody who has all of their limbs on their body? Holy fuck. I guess the best looking. That's insane to even say. So what would you do? You would just pick up hoes on Van Nuys or something? No, you just do it. I don't know. Fucking boys trip in Vegas or Cabo or something. Okay, so you would- I regret doing all that, to be honest with you. Yeah, it's good. Now you're loyal to- Yeah. I don't even know to who. To your sister, I guess, or what? What the fuck? Not like in a weird way, just like- I mean, my family. Of course, I'm loyal to my family, but my girl, yeah. What would you do if you were forced to get a real job? I'd be so fucked in the workplace. I'd probably flee to Israel. So that's why- So you already have- I already have a backup plan ready. No, if I was forced to get a real job, like a nine-to-five- You have like an office in the, what, the prime minister's office? You're just like his right-hand man? No, if I was forced to work a real job, I would probably just be miserable and have- I'd probably get shit on even harder in a workplace like that. I'd just live with the consequences. Fuck it. Are you- Would you consider getting a real job or do you want to be an influencer forever? Is what Mike Mike does a real job? Mike Mike doesn't have a job. He's not paid, right? No. No. I think if I ever had to, I could figure it out. Is that something you would like to do? You would ever like to distance yourself from being an influencer? Yeah, maybe someday if like- If the time comes for like a family and like- No, I'm bored of being an influencer. I want to be a teacher or something like that. No, I don't think that would happen. Get it done with. Give him another library. What do you mean? I like doing shit like this. Give him another college. Build them college. No, we're done with our donations. We're done with our donations. We've done enough, okay? We've done enough. We've done enough with the donations. And who do you donate to? APAC? No. I know. I checked the website. It says the donations are public and it showed your father, Harvey. He gave like 40- Why would he give money to them? $40 billion. I'd like to see the fact check on that. It's on there. Anybody can look it up for themselves. Do you ever donate cars to kids? Cars to kids? It's like that charity where you give cars. I don't even know. There's a charity where you give cars to kids? It's a really stupid charity. I don't get it at all. Where's the girl that fucking ran off and screamed? I'd like to have a word with her. Is she still here? I want to know how much she was paid to do that. I'm telling you. I know you think that it's a back room over there. That back room has a door to the outside. Okay. She left the whole place. She's not here anymore. No, I've never heard of- She's going to like sue me or something. She's going to tell me I can't post. She's embarrassed from that, that she was seen with you. That was a setup and I feel bad for her because I feel like she actually caught a vibe with me. She was really interested in you. She didn't even want to take the thing off. She wanted to continue the conversation. Yeah, really, it's very much seemed like that. Yeah, that's what happened. It looked like she was dying because when she ran off, what did she say? She said, fuck you or something. She said, what the fuck? Something like that. I don't know. She took her thing off. She made eye contact with Mike and Mike. If you have Mike and Mike standing behind the camera- Mike and Mike? No, just Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike, whatever. She takes her blindfold off and sees his eyes. She's going to scream. Then she looked at me, felt more comfortable. Oh, so you think she was screaming at him? Yes. Yes. Yes. He's still staring at me from behind the camera and it's really hard to- I don't do like playbacks, but anybody could probably just find the timestamp in the comments or just scroll back where she makes direct eye contact with you and then screams in horror. Okay. All right. Yeah, you probably got me there. No, but what is this? Cards for sale? What is it? Cards for donations? Cards for kids. I think that's what the charity is called. I never got it. I asked a guy- I feel like you're not a very charitable person. Not at all. Yeah. Not at all. I mean, I say to the government I do charity because then they'll give you some write-offs. Yes. But everybody has a misunderstanding. You have a misunderstanding of how it works. You don't give them the amount of money you have in taxes. You just pay less taxes. So why- At that point, there's no reason to do it. I mean, it's retarded. I'd rather just give the money to the government or something. I agree. And that specific charity doesn't make any sense to me because the kids aren't able to drive and I think I called them up. I said, how does this make any sense? And they said that they sell the cars and then they take the money and give it to like cancer research or whatever. But that doesn't make any sense. I mean, that's- I don't know. There's just way better ways to accumulate money for kids than collecting old cars. Yeah, I agree. Did Bonnie Blue ask you to do any like activity with her after the podcast? No, she was spending time in the bathroom before the show. But she didn't ask after just because you like- You just turned 18, so that's like her thing. I'm just wondering if she asked you or not. No, I told her to leave real quick. Okay. I had her leave very quickly. Okay. Why do you ask? Because I just- That's my favorite interview you've done. Bonnie Blue? You're a big fan of her? No, I'm a big fan of the questions you ask her about the healthcare of the kids. I'm sure. What? Are you friends with her or something? No. She's been to your house? No, she has not. Is that what you considered like a high quality? No. Because she's not famous or something? No, it's looks wise. Yeah, she's high quality. Have you seen the movie Catch Me If You Can? No. Okay, well that's fucked. Then you would understand. Okay, nevermind. Yo, I have a dentist at 740. What time is it? Yeah, and you have COVID and indigestion. Yeah, it's 745. Hold on. We have just a couple more left. Okay. Did your extremely rich lawyer father trick Nelk into working with you? He's never represented Nelk ever in his life. That's what I heard online. I heard the rumors. He can't, bro. He's barred in Colorado. They need lawyers. Kyle needs his lawyers mostly in Canada. Steve's- No, I'm not saying he represented Nelk. I'm saying he tricked them. Oh, he tricked them. No, no. It's like, hey, look, sign this and you'll get 50,000. And it's like it had a little hidden sheet of paper. You also have to hire my son? Yeah. You have to now work with my piece of shit son, Aaron. He likes to be called- How did you get a copy of the contract? This is just what I'm guessing. Who was your source for that? Because that's actually supposed to be under an NDA, so I'd like to know who gave you that. An NDA with who? You had your dad sign an NDA? No. For that contract, we had an agreement that that would never be repeated. So clearly you've seen the fine print, and I'm curious who it was. Among who was that NDA signed by? I'm not allowed to reveal that. I know you're doing a bit. I was just trying to go more into it to see if you even had any idea what you were saying. No. No, I have no idea. I'm just trying to go with you. But I'm saying, let's keep playing at this imaginary thing. Who did you have sign the NDA? An elk. Okay, then your father could have told me in that circumstance, right? He would never do that, though. Okay. I guess maybe, maybe, what about your family? Did they know what happened? With the contract? Are you in, like, I don't know who's in elk still. I know that some people have come and gone, but whoever's left in there, are you on good terms with them? Or are they kind of mad about what you did? No, we're all on good terms. So they don't care? They've got over it? Of course. I've tried to help you get them on here. Help you get them on here, yeah. I would like to have them on. I don't think they'll do it. They won't. Fuck. Steve, maybe. He's probably your best bet. I like Steve, actually, though. Yeah, he's a funny guy. I think he might do it, because he finds you funny. Yeah, Steve is a good guy. And then I almost had on the guy who used to be in the Jesse. Yeah. A couple of years ago. He didn't want to do it? I think I just needed to follow up. I think I just forgot to follow up. Why don't you get memory on here, bro? Let me hold. You know how fucking paranoid that guy would be in here? I'll help you do that one. By the way, another real story. When I showed up to Stidey's house, Bob Manery was completely high on drugs. I mean, completely out of his mind. The guy's eyes were bloodshot red, but not like red because he didn't have sleep or anything. There was blood in his eyes. Yeah, I mean, I can't speak on his behalf. Have you ever been to like a gym where somebody gets punched in the face and then there's like blood? Or like eye gouged in a fight? Yeah, yeah. He had actual blood. Just congealed blood in his eyes. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I can't speak on his behalf. Did you do that when he was in your house? When I showed up, did I not seem normal to you? No. We went and had dinner, didn't we? We had dinner, but I'm staying in your house. Which is a fucking nightmare to take you in public. Why? What happened? You just, you needed a fucking coloring book. You're throwing ice everywhere. This is the nicest place in LA. You're taking ice out of the bucket, throwing it. He's lying. What happened is I was trying to embarrass him, so I threw ice at him. Yeah, you were acting like a child. Well, that's actually exactly what you said. Yeah. But isn't that kind of, it's kind of fair on my end because I don't want to be seen at dinner with Stiney. So it's like if somebody grabs a video of me there, I need to at least be being mean to you. Yeah, no, you're right. That's actually, I didn't think of that. But now that you put it that way. That's what I was thinking. That's a good tactic. The whole time I was. I was trying to get seen with you, and then all of a sudden you start throwing ice at me. Yeah. So that makes sense. Not even because I. You can't be caught with that. With Stiney? Yeah, I had someone. Someone was going to show up, but we got out of there early. Somebody was going to show up? Someone was going to come catch us getting out. Yeah, I would have. I would have saw them. It would have been a big video for you. You know what would have happened? Huh? I would have saw the camera. I would have looked at you. I went, fuck you. You go, what are you talking about? I would have thrown like a job or something as if we were fighting. Yeah, no. We just got out of the restaurant at the same time. Okay. Well, you would have saved yourself. But then your dad would have took me down. Oh, you'd be. He would have put me in jail. Dude, you'd be done. Well, that's it. Because now I have to film with long neck. Usually I'll ask the guests if they could deal with the long neck problem. This guy's always bullshitting me. I want somebody to get out there and get physical with him. But you're probably the first guest that he would beat the shit out of, I feel. Oh, you think so? I think long neck could take you. I mean, usually it's like. Why? It's kind of a joke. Is he here? Yeah, he's my next guest in five minutes. Okay, we could wait. I'll do it. We can do it in the parking lot. You could fight him? Yeah, I mean, do you want to do it? Why don't, can we do bare knuckle you and long neck? No, I don't want to like have anybody get hurt by a few gloves. I'll do it. I hate long neck. But then why are you having him on the show? He's been on the show for years. He's been wasting your time? I've been trying to get him on as a guest. Oh, I'm going to catch him on the way out and tell him do not fucking go in there. Why would you do that? I'm asking you to fuck with him, not get him on the show. him a good advice well i think you're probably gonna with him pretty good so i'll let you do that okay well thanks for coming on my boy thank you you're hilarious burger king dude you i want you to make your decision i'm good i appreciate it i know you don't like this one so if you i'll keep that for somebody else but if you want to take this one with you i'll give this one i'm telling you right now if you cut out the fact that i called this coming out i will be very upset with you you cut out the what if you cut out the the fact that i pointed out that you were bringing this out you better not me no i'm gonna leave that in why would i do that you're the one who made me give you permission that you were allowed to cut something no no don't you say that that is not true which by the way i wouldn't have done i was just lying to him but i mean he made me say that to him before the show and by the way you you tried doing a trick on me you said just put it in text just you said no i didn't put it in text i did not ask for writing he said verbatim he said just i was on the phone with him he said okay fine i'll come to your show later this was when he was faking having a stomach problem after his sister i had a stomach virus i'm on the ground sister told him to get off the floor like a animal oh god and he said okay just put it in writing he didn't you didn't say put in writing you say okay just text me that i could have anything removed from the show i said okay i got you bro and i didn't talk good obviously was that a trick you learned from no that's not true no what's his last name weinstein no whoa whoa whoa not a weinstein steinberg but yeah but he probably would represent weinstein that'd be one of his better clients coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk-takers for the optimists pessimists for long-distance love for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you