Matan Finally Confronts Mike Majlak Over Logan Paul

Hello everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Mike Miley Jack. Welcome in Thanks for coming for today's co-host. We have Mike. Please welcome in Mike We also couldn't find a baby sitter today unfortunately, so he had to bring his baby. Oh No Do you want to help him out you can bring him in to the circle here? Okay, or maybe okay Hey He doesn't talk yet. He's still learning Great Okay, great. So can you pull the mic close to your mouth and then introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you all that one introduce Logan Paul as well Yeah, my name is Mike Malak. I have a podcast with as you mentioned Logan Paul a book called the fifth vital burger shop called 1010 burger and I'm a human Living the same experience as all of us here. Yeah, the woman I dressed the elephant in the room Which one this isn't our first time meeting Mike. This is not our first time meeting. We've met before Twice actually before that twice before this we made some we made some attempts to do the impulsive podcast together and That was does fun. I would say it went really well for me. I think I was one of my best performances On any show I've ever been on at least the second time the first one lasted about Four minutes. Yeah, I think you did great. I'd also like to say the same about myself. I think I had a pretty good Performance well, so what does that suggest? Oh, I don't think you did bad. Yeah, you did just all right. Yeah I don't know what it suggests. What do you mean by that? Well, you said you agreed that I did a well Yeah, I think you said you thought you did a well. Yeah, and there's one other guy there. So what does that suggest? I think some of the the topic subject matter was a little bit outside of the Comfort of conversation and there was some sensitive matters that were discussed that Created an issue for releasing the podcast right and how did it end the first time? I just want to give everybody context because most of the time when I guess does my show It's my first time meeting them. Yeah, this one's a bit of a peculiar one because even though most people have it's the first time meeting me Sometimes it'll be somebody I've known before and done collaborations with like I don't know Sure, sure, and although this isn't hostile. It's a little a little shake your ground unusual. Yeah What's the question? I said how did the first attempt at shooting the impulsive podcast end? There was a threat of violence. Well, I don't recall specifically I've actually been advised to To utilize the fifth here the Fifth Amendment Don't you know the Fifth Amendment meaning what to shoot me. No, no, no, the Fifth Amendment is just that you don't have to say anything that could be used against you Okay, I see all right. Well just to give some context because Mike has been He's utilizing his first amendment right to freedom of speech The first attempt at shooting the impulsive podcast ended Logan Paul said he would have liked to attack me But he wasn't going to the second time we actually incredible to him filmed the whole episode and I'll respect Logan for filming the whole thing that time. It was kind of an epic takedown And I think that's why they didn't release it unfortunately. I think there was just some things that were discussed that were Aligned or like too close to the ongoing legal matters that were like stuff that you know Obviously, everything that he did anything like this, but it was a similar dynamic to when Chris Hansen catches a child predator meeting It's just an epic takedown one guy's just humiliating I just think we were talking about stuff that involved ongoing legal matters and Obviously not having to do with me. It was like 10 8 round after 10 8 10 8 10 8 10 8 You're very good at what you doing with time the first one was a first round knockout to be honest Well, you had a let's be honest. It was a bit of a jumping you had a you had a squad there with you You know what I'm saying? There was there was some large men there. There was a large African-American man there. What is it? I brought bird from fish tank an extremely upset Asian man and a little tiger with the head of an elephant if you get the reference That all that stuff did happen. Yes, it did and it was a and that was a quick show. I mean I get why he didn't release that one Yeah, there was there definitely was some tension in the room You know, I think I think people sign up to do this show with you and it's I don't know why they do it I don't know why they don't know why I'm here, yeah, you could ask why I met you why I met you I'll be honest with you I think you're I think you're very creative I think you're fun to watch and so like I wanted to come have this conversation. You didn't know what to expect Why do people go to haunted houses on Halloween? You know, why do people go visit? You know dessert hair falling off your head What is that is that coming off your fucking head? I don't know what the fuck that was. I was just at my a fake hair What the hell is that like fucking spray paint? What the hell is right now? Yes, but I don't I don't I don't know Dust on on the sheet there from your head No, no, it's like stuff from my head. I don't fucking know. Do you fuck my shampoo? Well, anyway, I don't want to harp on the subject for too long I just wanted to make it clear because I don't like to fake things or I leave people out of the loop This isn't our first time meeting hopefully one day we can get Logan on the show But I think that'll be a really hard push. I don't think I'll ever do it. I think I think yeah, I don't think he'll do it Yeah, I'd I like to do it because I like the idea of A challenge, you know, all right If Logan Paul stops filming his podcast with you will you resort to smoking crack again? Probably not I didn't really enjoy crack very much. It was it was a terrible addiction a terrible time in my life I don't recommend crack to anybody watching this everybody should try everything at least once right though I don't tell people what to do with their lives That's one thing I specifically don't do. I think you didn't write a book lecturing people. I wrote a book Detailing my own experiences and how they worked out for me and if you read the book you saw that doing Crap in and doing and all the things that I did led to a place that was terrible right and it was a horrible a horrible existence I'm like de-realizing right now you have such a large forehead. Yeah, it looks like your face It's like you they should have made the face higher and I'm starting to To question if you're real or not so I'm starting to get fucking freaked out so I ask myself that question sometimes quite often actually I don't really know if I'm real, you know, and I have it's I I hear you. I'm with you. I understand what you're saying right now It makes me what you're saying makes complete sense to me Is fucking scared him with your face? What happened to Logan's pet Which one his name was something mama? Are you talking about dwarf? Are you talking about? Are you talking about dwarf mom right now? What's out his name? Yeah, we're just with a mystery. I mean my oh, I thought he died. No, he's fine I thought he was found like a ranch or something starving Didn't the coyote eat him that was the that was the pig. Oh, what happened to the Logan re-homed to the pig to a humane society and and The pig I guess had gotten in a battle with a with a with a large animal. Oh, so this mamba dog thing not our mamba's a human a human Yeah, that's sad right wasn't eaten by a coyote. No, no Evan was not eaten by a coyote. He was he's alive and well He lives in Baltimore outside of Baltimore and does tech tech support. He's quite happy I just tech support tech support. He's like a fucking scammer No, he if you have a problem with your windows or something like that or you're operating system you call him to fix it That's really fucked up on Logan's end and why would you say that Logan tried re-homing this in Baltimore? No. No, that's where he's from He's from he's from Maryland and he's had he is very happy He's back close to his family spending time with his family and he's he's quite happy. He enjoys the family of what chickens. No No, they're just he lives in a small mountain He dug out a small hole in a mountain and that's where he lives You're thinking of the shire you're thinking of the shire and that's not that's not what he does He's he lives in a home in outside of Baltimore and he he's when you said windows You mean like windows the program or like actual windows? No, like windows program if you have a problem with your computer you call Evan. He'd pick up the phone. Hello Yeah, obviously not able to help because those guys can't really think straight So why did they hire him do they get some sort of discount for hiring a disabled guy? Evan is very smart. He knows computers very well. He may be smart for the average. What what is he? Pomeranian. No, that's Kong. You're thinking of Kong the dog. What happened to Kong? He was eaten by a coyote And what happened to Maverick? He was eaten by a a dog by a large dog There's just a dude. It's called it's like the Mamba ate him. Evan ate Maverick is the is the human that fixes the computers. There's a it's like I thought you were getting in on it With me and calling him a dog now. No, it's it's not it's like the chain of what's it called the circle of life like everybody? He's got to eat something, you know? - And the top guy as it turns out is humans. - That's what they say, but I don't know. I don't know how well we would do if we were face to face with a lion, you know? - Well, you got to count the intelligence here. I mean, me face to face with a lion if I was inside of a tank with a huge gun or destroy a lion. - It's correct, yes. - If you put dwarf mamba inside of a tank versus a lion, he would just get confused and probably start biting his own tail. - Oh no. Which I guess in this case would just be his ass. - Oh no, he's very smart and knows tech well. So I think you would do okay in that situation. - Is it possible the real father of Lanarod's child is actually an amalgamation of the entire NBA? - Like I said earlier, I think anything's possible in this world. You know, I, I, I, I, it's possible. - Sure. - But I don't think that possible. - I don't think it is possible actually. I don't think that's how science works. - So who is it, Blake Griffin? - I think if you were to look at the child, you probably would be able to make an assumption as to who the father was. - Blake Griffin? Everybody wants to know. I love Blake Griffin. He had some epic dunks. - I think if we're gonna know in like 10 years, if the guys are like a six six light skin, but why can't we just know now? - Well, I mean, what do, how does your day change if you find out who the father is? Because then I'll keep up with the kid a little bit. Like as he rises to become an NBA player. - Like you'll kind of try to predict what position he's gonna play when he goes to the NBA basically. - Well, I mean, if his father's not in the NBA, what is she like, five three? - Yeah, probably like five three. - So I imagine if it's just a normal guy, then I don't have to keep up with him at all. If his father is a former All-Star super dunking legend, won the dunk contest and shit's gonna change obviously, yeah. - Well, who are the other options? Who else could it have been? - I read online, it could either have been Kevin Durant, which seems very doubtable to me because he's a dark skin guy and Bruce Brown. - I think if you look at the child, you probably can make an assumption as to who the father is. - So you're saying it's Blake Griffin. - Who does the baby look like? - He looks like Blake Griffin. I mean, he's also a baby. So it's impossible to tell for sure. - When does, when do you stop being a baby, by the way? Like when do you think like the, like when, when is like the age where you're not gonna be? - It probably depends on what country you're born in and what factor you're talking about. If you're born in Eastern Europe, you stop being a baby at three and they give you like a rake and stuff. If you're born in certain parts of like the Middle East, you stop being a baby around probably 11 when they have (beep) with you. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so it's the locate, it's based on the location that you're in. - Yeah, okay. - In America, it's like 34. - Yeah, this is, shit's got outrageous here. - Oh, I don't hit 'em. - Shut up. - It seems like you have worked though, I'm surprised. - Would it be a good idea to legally change your name to Pokemon Pack? In hopes that somebody accidentally tries buying you which could open them up to a lawsuit? - I'm sorry, can you, can you repeat the question? - It's a good one. 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Kowshi is the sponsor of today's episode of The Mountain Show, which is brought to you by today's sponsor, Kowshi. Think of the Kowshi for sponsoring today's episode. Do you think African Americans should be allowed to run for political office? - Oh, 100%. - Why? - I think one of our best performing politicians ever and a great order was Obama. - Hussein? - Well, yeah, I think that's his middle name, right? I think it was a fantastic-- - No, that's his first name. - No, I think it's Barack Hussein. - No, Hussein Muslim Obama. - I don't think that's-- - Yeah, it was. - I don't think that's accurate. - Yes, it was. - I don't think that's the right name. - I don't think that's it. It's a hoax that it isn't. Anyways, if we let, listen, I get it. Let's let some of them into office, maybe, just for the optics of it, 'cause we want to seem like we're similar to Europe where they've been allowing that, but we have to limit it, right? We don't want the country to unravel itself. - Well, how do you feel like the current all-white administration has been doing? Do you have any sentiment on that? - They're not doing great. I'll give you that. - Although, you guys had them on your show. I didn't have them on my show, so I have less to answer for here. - Well, I mean, I think you should be able to have anyone on my show. - Although, I'm not gonna pretend like I wouldn't have them on my show. - Yeah. - I'm not gonna be one of those ones. - Would you like to have Trump on the show? - Of course, I would have had him on the show. - What would be a question that you would ask Trump if you had him on the show? - How did you become so awesome, man? I'm not really gonna come up with a fake question now, in the hopes that one day I get you and this doesn't throw you off because it's something negative. - You would go insane on him, wouldn't you? - No, I'm such a kid. - Let me ask you a question. Would you feel as comfortable? You strike me as somebody who's comfortable on all scenarios. Would you feel as comfortable if there was a large team of secret service standing there like laser eyeballing you while you're asking the questions? - Well, yeah, and I'm not saying that to sound cool, but what's the implication that if I ask him the wrong question, they're gonna kill me? - Yeah. - That's complete nonsense. I mean, maybe if I was in like fucking Afghanistan interviewing the head of the Taliban, or I mean, maybe I'd be a bit scared of that possibility if I was interviewing like Netanyahu, but I'm not under the impression that Trump's American secret service is gonna kill a journalist. - Yeah, I don't think so. I just don't think they would do the interview. I think you'd have a better chance of getting like, si-ed to do it. The guy running for-- - Well, he's not even office right now. The chances of getting him is to like a percentage chance versus Trump, which while he's an office is practically zero, I'd imagine, right? - Yeah. - Who's your dream guest for the show? - Probably Trump or Netanyahu. Maybe one day. Maybe if Netanyahu followed, yeah, on that segment, what are your thoughts on the recent Israeli election which ended in a stalemate? - Did it really? Was that actually how it ended? Were those the actual votes? I don't know. I mean, we don't, I don't live there. So I don't know exactly how. - Well, it's not a system. It's not the same system over there as here. - Yeah, that's what I'm asking. How do they count? Well, I know that they count seats, right? Like you win seats, and you have to get to-- - Well, neither party got enough seats. - Is that the outcome that ended up happening? - Netanyahu stays the prime minister. - So it's like a stalemate? - It's a stalemate, but since he was already there, he kind of won just by that circumstance. - Working certainly what he thinks about this topic, to be honest. - So ask him yourself. - How do you feel about Netanyahu's standing in office, affirmative? It's a big issue. Yeah, I mean, I think somebody, I think he needs to be replaced, huh? - That's, I mean, I'm surprised you're saying-- - But here's my, I'm not Jewish, or Israeli. I don't answer that, like, but the implication I think is that what if he's replaced by someone worse, which is the same situation as it is in like North Korea, right? Like what if-- - Well, no, they're not having elections there. And even if the Israeli elections are rigged, which I couldn't tell you if they are or aren't, they're not having elections in North Korea. - No. - You know who the guy was before Kim Jong-un, right? - Kim Jong Il. - Well, you know how there was father. - Yeah, so that's, you know. - So just we know who's gonna be-- Actually, I don't think he has a son, does he? I think he has a daughter. - He's a daughter. - I don't know. - So she would become president. - I wonder if that'll happen. That's hard to say. - And what do you think she's like? She's probably fucking insane. - I think he went to school in like London or America. So he kind of understands how the world is when you're not forcing people to eat bugs and shit off the ground. But he decides to do it anyway. So kind of a cool guy, to be honest. - Cooler, cool. - Cool. 'Cause it's not like he's unaware. He went to college, I think, and it was either in America or in the UK. - You okay? You okay? little guy? Do you get to see your discounted denys? Not yet, but soon. On your next birthday? Soon, God willing, soon. God willing. Are you a good person willing to help others at your own expense? Um, yeah, I think so. So why don't you keep yourself? How would that help anyone? It would help everybody. How's it possible? Some people at minimal amount, they get less shorts of you and some people a lot. Everybody you know. No, no, I don't believe that. I probably help Logan too if we're being honest. It's possible. No, I don't believe that. I mean, I wrote the book, you know, the fifth vinyl to try to help inspire people to. That's not why. What do you mean? That's not what you, you don't write a book to help people. You write a book so you can say, look at me. I wrote a book. That's not, that's not. I wrote a book about, about like, hey, all you f**k addicts that are s**t up on, on the f**king side of the road, you're going to read this book. I'm going to hand you. You guys probably can't even see straight. Well, if, do you think that the intent behind something as is important as the output and the, and the outcome of doing it? What are you asking me if, if, so if my, why you're doing something? Yeah, so if my intent was to write the book just for like, to like, big myself up or like whatever, but the outcome from it was like, people getting clean and having hope. Do you think that, the reason I did it was as important as I was? Now, this is a flawed question because I don't think the result of your book is a bunch of dr**t addicts getting clean. And even if it was, if your intention was bad, although the end result here is good, I wouldn't give you any points for that. Separately, I think the idea of a bunch of dr**t addicts getting clean. If the result is a bunch of mic maljacks, I'd rather just them end up dead. But okay, so what? Would you want to live in a world with a bunch of you? I would, I personally would love that. A bunch of old guys trying to network with like 17-year-olds or like influencer parties. You're f**king, you're going to be f**king huge mouth, bro. Bro, you've got to get it on these shows. That's not true. I think the world would be fantastic if we had more people who are positive and people who wanted to bring people together despite of, despite, you know, whatever people's stances were and people who smiled when they entered a room and tried to help people. I did contrary to what you think, write the book because I wanted to help people with my story. And I've gotten 10, I've sold hundreds and hundreds of thousands of copies of the book. That's the second main reason why you wrote it. The first one is like, look at me. The second reason is I've sold hundreds of thousands of copies. And the third reason, because it's a nice add-on is like, I've helped some f**k addicts. I don't even know, honestly, I don't even know that that's not true. I don't really even know my own rationale of why I did it. Like, for example, I just started this new organization called Mike's Bikes. Now, I didn't need to do that. It's not going to be some big acclaim thing. It's not going to add any money to my pocket. It's a full-on charity, right? And it's to give bikes back to people in early recovery so that they can get to rehab or so they can get to eat. There's the one causing like a f**king ruckus, a bunch of drunk addicts with bikes on the freeway. You're just going to have the freeway shut down all the time. There's going to be like, homeless heads all over the place. I mean, listen, I like this idea and I'll give you credit for it. But I don't think the US government is going to like this idea. It's so people can get to meetings and job interviews. It's what helped me when I first got clean. Job interviews? Yeah, because. The higher one of these f**king crazy people? Well, I was one of the crazy people at one point. Yeah, then you had to find Logan Paul, you know what I mean? Not everybody's going to find Logan Paul. It was a very advantageous and lucky meeting for me, but you know, it was a part of my journey that I'm obviously very happy, but I'm blessed with. But everybody needs to start and everybody needs a way to get around, get to meetings, get to job interviews, and so yeah, bikesbikes.org, ridemikesbikes.org because we didn't get bikes because of for-profit as it already. And do you think Logan Paul is a human being or a nefarious demon sent to wreck havoc across the world? It's a question I ask myself sometimes. I think he's a human being who is navigating a very difficult time to be in the spotlight. And you're saying he created that difficult time? I think he's done a lot of. I think he's made a lot of mistakes, a ton of mistakes. I do believe that. I think he's made a lot of mistakes. I think he gained notoriety when he was 16 years old and he had to deal with like being famous. What was that? It's his first words. Were those actually- Go ahead, finish what you're saying. Something about Logan Paul. It's here. Is he good? Don't worry about him. It's my son. What is his son? I don't know. Whatever he is. Fucking guy I found. What were you saying? You were saying something about him. He just, he got famous when he- Just ignore him. He got famous when he was young and I think he made mistakes, but none of us are perfect. We make mistakes along the way. We learn from, we become better people. You know what I mean? Shit happens. Now that would be a good argument to make again, somebody who isn't me because I've been doing this since I was 12 and I haven't made those mistakes. Do you haven't made any mistakes? Not on that level. What level below that? So what things specifically are you talking about? I mean, which where do you want to start? Whatever you want, your show. The hanging guy? That's pretty crazy. I mean, that doesn't even, that's not even a mistake. You just have to be like a crazy person. No, it's, you know, it's insane about that situation. When I go on X now or like Instagram or any network, I could see people burnt bodies, beheadings, anything in the world. He probably contributed to that. Well, but do you feel what I'm saying? It's all about it. It's a time, everything in this industry is like a timing thing. Like when did you make your mistake? Now there's people out there, Kanye put out a song called, right? He sold, he sold 84,000 tickets last night. He set the record for number most sales on a rap concert in the history of the United States, right? Okay. So like, if he had, if he had said that, who knows, years ago, and that concert would have happened in 2020 when it was in the middle of this me too and all or whatever movement, right? This whole cancel. You know what the problem is? You might not have sold as many tickets. It's a timing thing. People would be quick to forgive Logan Paul if he was as talented as Ye. But Logan Paul is as talented as Kong. So there's kind of that issue fighting itself. So if you mess up, so if you mess up, people are going to be more forgiving. If you're the most generational musical artist, fashion guy ever, you know what I mean? Do you really believe that? Yeah. I think he's the best musician of all time. Did you not think R. Kelly was talented? Not even. Well, well, well, that's, well, I'm asking you like where? Yeah, well, that's a, that's a much bigger issue than what Ye did, which is creating an offensive song or what Logan did, which is not good, but it's not as even close to as bad as what a bunch of guys, bunch of women. Yeah. Do you ever caught the kids the baby's toenails? Why should I have to feed my dog? Now a little motherfucker gets to leaving the house for free and now I got to feed him too. Are you serious? The dog doesn't, the dog can't eat unless you feed him. Why is that my issue? Why am I responsible for that? Am I responsible for lizards who can eat unless I feed them? Yeah. So there's random lizards in Africa that are dying because they can't find you. I think once you house it, you have to. Okay, so it's like once you give a mouse a cookie, I let him into my house and now I'm responsible for feeding him too. Uh, that's ridiculous. Well, there's like lines drawn for like domesticated animals. So if you have a dog come in, he would be, you would have a responsibility that you might not have for a squirrel. So if I lock a squirrel in my house, then and then he dies of starvation, I'm not responsible. I think this baby has pink eye. Pink eye? Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. You never met a baby with pink eye? If somebody shot at Logan, would you jump in front? I think it would, I think it would come down to the moment. The moment. So there's some situations where you'll sacrifice yourself. It would be the same way that I would sacrifice myself for the baby for you. Like, I don't think I would, I think in the moment, I would make a split second decision. Yeah, somebody shoots at him and for some reason you're like an Indian who can see the bullet and the only way to save him is by jumping in front. I think we, I think as, I think a lot of humans are called to, to save other people in moments like that. And I like to think that in a moment of, in a moment of danger to someone else, anyone else, I would, I would try to do what I can to like, I don't know. I don't know. That's a really good question. I'm not sure. But I don't think I would treat him any differently that I would treat anyone else. Well, then the answer is probably not. Which is, I don't know. A better For example, there was one time when I was at the diner late at night, and these two thugs broke in and I was with my friend Dave This a long time ago like when I was still in the you know, midst of my Self and they copy Maybe glad and they started shaking the the register and like threatening the girl and we went over and fought the guys And it dude they could add guns they could add knives. I could have died So I don't know in situations like that where there's a threat to the general public I like to assume that I'm that I would be of service to my fellow humans. That's good. 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See website for more details. But don't please now You recently opened up a burger restaurant, right? Yeah, 10 10 burger in Hollywood And do you think it's a better burger than anything else somebody could find in Los Angeles? I think it's a I think it's a very good burger. Yeah, okay, so here's what I want to do. Okay. I have a couple different burgers One of them is a 10 10 burger. Okay. I want you to put on a blindfold Not I don't know about this dude. Well listen. Okay. Okay, if you are you're gonna put on a blindfold You're gonna eat a couple different burgers and you I want you to with your eyes closed Be able to tell me which is the 10 10 burger Because if you can't even tell the difference between 10 10 and McDonald's that doesn't say a lot of good things about your burger Can you can you ensure that the food is safety? No, I do. I don't like their reaction, bro. I do I don't like no dude. You can't because I don't treat dude I like I trust you but at the same time like I give me some understanding of the food I swear to you from the bottom of my heart The food is safe to eat. I swear to God. You have allergies. No, I swear it's safe to eat. Okay. Okay I swear it's safe to eat. I'm dude. I'm so down to like do your show, but like do you keep I Promise it's safe to it, but your fucking hand on his dumb fucking baby. Can I have a piece of paper from my gum just spit it out? Okay, great. No, no, I don't eat that don't eat it Can I is the food here in the room? Let's now. Yeah, it didn't be burger, bro I really I swear I swear it's safe to eat you will not get sick from eating this Is it gross? I didn't say anything about it being gross. I promise it's safe to eat It's a burger. One of them is a burger. One of them is also a burger. I'm I'm doing it, bro I just want everyone to know that I'm doing it for like So you're just gonna try a couple different burgers. You have to tell me which one is 1010 burger Don't like can I can there be a drink nearby, dude? We don't have any drinks Don't look There's the first one put your hand down. No, I can't do this, bro. It's a fucking burger. They're all burgers. I swear Dude it's a burger are you serious? Dude, I used serious. I just don't want to swallow it. That's a McDonald's. I know what it is. I know what it is Take a fucking bite on it. I know what it fucking is. Why would you spit that out? It's a Because I don't want to swallow it because you don't have a drink and I don't want to get in the jessian. I Know exactly what is the single burger. I could have told you what burger that was without even tasting it I'll cut out when I said what it was. What do you think that is is that 1010? Let me get it for continuity That is I could have told you without eating it is a McDonald's you think that's McDonald's single. I'm not gonna confirm whether you're right or wrong McDonald's single I'm getting the other burger There's three more This one has a sauce on it It's a fucking burger. Are you serious? Yeah, that's scared of a burger? Come on, dude, I hear you fucking. I hear you guys laughing, bro. This isn't fucking funny Yeah It's a fucking I don't give a fuck Dude, there's no bug. I'm gonna hurt you. Are you crazy? I can't I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's a fucking It's a burger. Can you take a bite? Dude, you cheated. You can't take off the blindfold. No Don't throw up on me if you're gonna throw don't throw up on me Here's a bucket You couldn't just take a bite of it man. It's not even disgusting What do you think is on there that's so disgusting to you? Oh The fucking Mike smells What happened I don't get it why are you freaking out because it smells horrible what the burger that whatever is you gave me That's a fat burger. That's a fat burger burger a single burger with cheese What are you looking up? We call the ambulance Did she did on the game show? Well, well, I Did my best dude at least I tried it. You didn't even take a bite because I can't smells like fucking dirty Bro, it smells horrible dude. It has smells horrible. It's a funny one. It has Nutella on it. It's a Nutella Sardine burger I couldn't bite it. I tried I tried bro. I tried to bite it. I didn't even buy your stupid 1010 burger It was a lie to try to trick you into eating it. I would never support you financially You can take it home with you. I don't want it. No, no, you can give it to that guy. What's his name? Logan's pet mamba? No, that's isn't that what they eat Small fish and whatever You're super grossed out. It's not that bad. It smells horrible. It smells like sardines and fucking Nutella. It smells yummy Do you think the baby would eat it? No, you sure you can only eat baby food and melt Nutella's Is it I mean give my sugar rock should you see if you want to eat it? I don't think you will Baby hungry would you rather have it thought would you rather have a thought daughter or Reggie Geegas? That legendary Pokemon Reggie Geegas Reggie Geegas. Yeah, it sounds like the running back for the like the 49ers something like that. There's a running back for the 49ers name Reggie I just don't know who that is For a running back for every team in the NFL name like a Reggie. That's what I'm getting that. Yeah Well, they're not named Reggie Geegas. There's a big distinction between black guys named Reggie and a legendary Pokemon Name the Reggie Geegas. But I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't give a single fuck about Pokemon But would rather have a thought daughter or Reggie Geegas Reggie Geegas. So you're against what like sleeping around culture for women? I don't know that it's always the healthiest behavior. Are you celibus? No, so you you think this only applies for women? No, I just no, I just don't think that all humans partake Specifically in healthy behavior. So it's unhealthy for you too. Yes, okay 100% it is. Do you think when Adrian Broner eats his own vomit? It's because he doesn't want to waste food since they're starving children in Africa Is that confirmed? Does he do that? I mean, there's a video where he vomits into a cup of alcohol and then he drinks it wrong It's like he doesn't want anybody to know because they're starving kids in Africa. He doesn't want to waste any food What do you think how does that end to that whole story there with him and Dean the great probably like a the - You mean mo lady from Breaking Bad? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - It's possible. - I forget her name in the show, what's that? - I don't remember it either. - Is it Jane? It's something like that. - It might be Reggie Giggas. - That would be cool. Reggie Giggas isn't in Breaking Bad. I know that for sure. They couldn't get the license. I know they tried. I saw a short about Brian Kranz in talking about that. - Yeah. - You don't wanna take a bite of the burger? - I'm gonna be, I, it smells horrible. Like it's one of the worst smelling things I've ever smelled. - It's awful. Was there anything weird on the first one? - No, that's something, now that you cheated, I might as well tell you, that's a McDonald's cheeseburger. - Wait, can you show me the last burgers and I'll try to guess what they are? - No, that was it. - Okay. - I told you there was four because then you would think it was the last one. There was bad. - So you got a strategy. - My strategy failed me though, 'cause I couldn't imagine, I guess, just how bad that would smell. - It smells so bad. - I thought maybe I could trick you if you wanted to just take a quick bite. - No, it smells so bad, dude. - I actually almost ate, like I almost threw up on the baby. - Oh really? - Yeah. - No, I'm done. Why doesn't Chad GPT give me a straight answer when I ask it for the best way to kill my grandmother without getting caught? - Shut the fuck up, motherfucker. Fucking rolling around. Go ahead. - It's I, safety protocols? How does it not know that I'm potentially any like a fan myself? - Like, yeah, it's not able to, do you think that Chad GPT is maybe not gonna redefine humanity 'cause it's so stupid? - No, I think there's probably developers that are limiting it from telling me how to kill my grandmother. - Do you wanna kill your grandmother? - To defend myself. - Should grandmother violate it? - This is a personal issue. I don't wanna get into it, but nonetheless, Chad GPT hasn't been helping. And neither will Google Gemini, neither will Grog. I thought Grog was free speech until I ask it for the best rifle to use on my grandmother to make a big explosion. Well, Claude, what doesn't help me either. I tried tricking it and telling it to like format shit on Google Sheets in a way that depicts the best sort of rifle I can buy, and none of this will help. - Have you ever thought about just potentially trying to repair this relationship with your grandmother? - No. Where is she from? I have fucking hell. It was her and Logan got loose. - Did you like together? - I don't know. They got loose and they had a fucking re-cavic. You know what's an interesting dynamic? He's Jake and Logan because they're both very interesting and they make so many problems and unique problems at that that one of them will make an issue. And then the other one will start acting like a nice guy for three months. And they'll go through the separate times where Logan will do like a crypto scam or something and then everybody-- - Allegedly. Allegedly. - It's just it's in court. - Allegedly a crypto scam. I don't wanna get this. - Actually all the current-- - Well, he didn't-- - Leads to it now. - Can we confidently say he didn't do a crypto success? - Yes. - Okay. So when Logan does one of those crypto-- - Did you just adjust it just 'cause from a lawsuits standpoint? - Yeah. - So when Logan does one of those crypto not successful ones-- (laughing) - Absolutely. - And everybody's mad at him and alleged and alleging all these things at him. Jake Paul was like, "Yeah, I love Mike Tyson. I love him. I went easy on him." And then everybody thinks he's a nice guy. - So they're able-- So one is always trying to go the opposite direction of the other-- - Yeah, are they coordinating this? - I don't know. - They've been doing this for a year. - It's possible. They-- - I don't know. - And now everybody's on Logan's side 'cause he's just kind of acquired in the WWE and Jake's hanging out with Trump all the time. - I don't know. - It's like they're coordinating stuff at ARCHS. - 'Cause I don't get invited to those meetings. - Which ones? - The ones where they-- It's like billabird, billabird. - It's like Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and 100 rabbis. - Yeah, or like, yeah, different people from like the-- - They're just lecturing them. They're not even coming up with these schemes. People think they're coming up with. It's just 100 rabbis lecturing Jake and Logan about-- - I think it's weird Jewish stuff that nobody has any clue about. - But they're not Jewish though. - I thought they were Jewish. - I thought that came out, Jake said he was Jewish. - I think he means, yeah, what was that? I think he means-- - I don't know, you tell me. - I think he means like, he's like, has Jewish lineage or something 'cause Pam, the mother, is like a devout Christian. - Okay, well if Pam, the mother is Jewish, then he's Jewish. At least according to Judaism, it comes from the mother. - So in Judaism, if you're born with Jewish, you actually don't get to choose? - Well, I did, I kind of beat the odds there, but Jake, I don't know if he's strong enough for that. So he would be Jewish, yes. - Okay, so you think he's doing like the underground meetings with the rabbis? - I'm suggesting these underground meetings don't even consist of scheming. It's just getting lectures from 100 rabbis, like you have such a platform, you need to use it to help with the Jewish youth. - I don't think they do that, I don't think they do that though. It's just open Pokemon cards and beat people up. - Rabbis? - Oh, Jake Logan. - You're saying rabbis, they open Pokemon cards and beat people up? - Oh, Jake and Logan. - I see what you're saying. They open the packs, they don't get the card, they want, they put it back on the shelf. - Oh, like go to the store and open the packs and put it back? - Yeah, they take all the packs, bring them to the bathroom, they start opening them, and then they only take, they only buy the pack with the good card, and then they resell it, and they keep doing this. This motherfucker, that's how they're doing it. - There may be. - Okay, well that's it. I have to fill in with my next guest, Longneck now. Please feel free to take your McDonald's burger and the 1010 burger. That's what 1010 tastes like, by the way. That was the trick, that's a burger from his new restaurant, 1010. - I would like for you guys to come try. - Well, not after your reaction. You didn't even, you almost vomited at the smell of your own burger. - That's not my burger. - That is. - That's not, it's a sesame seed bun. - I don't use that. - I never said the bun was the same. I said the burger. - It's not even a smash burger. Can you, can't even really see it? It's covered in sardines. - All right, well that's it. We got a film with Longneck now. Hopefully one day people get to see those impulsive episodes. I want, does the footage still exist? - I don't know. - It's gotta be hard to show what. - I just feel like, I feel like third time's a charm. - You think so? I'll go a third time. It's, it's like. - By the way, it's for oddly and ironically, we talked about the last episodes on this episode and it comes out tomorrow on Tuesday. - Oh really, was I mentioned? - Yes. - By name? - Yes. (laughing) - 'Cause I'm thinking if I keep bringing it up enough, one day he'll just have to release it. Kind of like that whole thing happened with Nelk and Andrew Schultz. - No, I think we'll just shoot it again. - Okay. - I just think, I just think we're just getting it. - It's gonna be like a bi-early thing. I do an episode, it's another way. - It's by the way, you can, I think you can do everything except for, except for stuff that's related to ongoing legal. I can talk about everything besides the stuff relating to the not successful crypto venture. - But the law or any other, or any of the other cases, yeah. - But in fairness, last time we didn't even really go over the crypto thing. The whole debate was whether or not Logan Paul is well liked online. And then, and then he sent me $1,000. Do you remember that? - For travel, for the team. - No, I beat him in a bed, you don't remember? We posted on our stories if he's well liked. - Yes. - His own story, he lost, and he had to send me a $1,000 box. - I do remember that. - So you made money. I mean, the first person I'd ever got paid for coming on the show. - I hope I get to keep doing this show. I get to keep just berating Logan Paul privately, basically at this point in front of all of his friends. I walk out like, I'm an intellectual boss, and then I leave with a thousand bucks. - A box, yeah. - That's pretty awesome. Then I go here and I get to berate long neck, who's like a fucking joke. I mean, unlike Logan, I can physically annihilate long neck. Let's run it back, let's do it again. - Okay, thanks for coming on. - Thanks for having me on. - Take the burger with you. - Okay.