Matan Even Heated Debate vs Steiny & A Clown

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's episode we have a couple different guests It's going to be a little bit of a special episode for the today's first guest welcoming a domino's employee For the second guest welcome in a clown For the third guest welcome in a Tyrion Lannister like and For the first guest welcome in a Jewish For today's co-host we have my manager, Vera flooring And for the fifth guest welcome in the reedler Coming first reedler and then fire flooring can come squeezer So we have a little bit of production problems. We only have one mic for you guys one might have to share that you He can actually he can kind of sort of use mine a little bit or you can swing it back and forth So if you guys can each individually introduce yourselves and I'll that one sounds good Who we starting with me in any order you like you seem to have taken the dummy. Hello. I'm downtown clown My real name is Steve triola Yo, my name is little Johnny. I'm here to party. What's up? I'm Z the pizza guy I'll be over here. It's tiny Can you further introduce yourself signing No, that's it. That's it. That's all I want to say a Man of few words Okay, and out of all you four which one assuming there was an all-out brawl to the death would come out the victor I would You believe she got the cauliflower here Okay, yeah, that's true cauliflower here. Yes One of the best you don't have another year now I got a little bit on the other here not as much as starting the cauliflower Did you do the fake one where you just hammer your ear? No, no I was a I was a wrestler one of the top wrestlers in this state of Pennsylvania So I can pretty much I think take everybody here What about you Where do you think how do you do you think you would come out the victor? I'll give my all by the way Make sure I know it's gonna be a little bit tough, but when you're talking just swing the mic back and forth to you. I'll give them my best You're the height disadvantage, though. Yeah So what a nasty thing to say I'll beat the clowns ass I'll beat the riddlers ass the kid in the fridge jacket your ass the clowns ass again and then I'd hang out Treating me I could drop him like like a bad habit. Tony are you willing to take these words to real life and fight the clown right now? Yeah, no, I want to take all four of you right now. Would you would you wrestle him right now? If I could put him on his back in about 30 seconds trust me I could hit him with a lateral drop slap a guillotine on him. I could snap his neck if you sip it out of the straw the rest of his life Wow, let me see your other ear real quick Riddle me this little call flat. This is the good call Get around my back Domino's guy What about you like you like you might be able to toss a little bit. I know Who knows you know that's one of those things or who knows I feel like the least likely is the Jewish Tyrion Lannister light like I don't know. I've known some pretty tough Jews. I'm from the upstate New York And I knew some Jews. Are you Jewish fighters now? I'm Italian. Okay. Are you willing to do all those moves to stiny right here? I feel like if you're willing he said he's ready to get down right now He doesn't want to do it. What you do if you know, I don't want to hurt the guy. I'm just Seems like a backup out if you really want to be the rest of us do that would but trust me First of all, first of all, right now first of all, it's not fair. I'm twice as size. So it wouldn't even be a fair wrestling match Well, he's half he he'd be he'd be rest he'd be wrestling at a weight class of probably like I don't want twenty six or something Or I'd be probably be like one fifty five or something like that He should be resting on one so so wouldn't be Anyway, and I imagine by the looks of my bed. He'd be a pretty good wrestler for his weight class because what wrestling is based on your weight classes You can have a guy do like it would even be fair cuz I'm like way I'm like so much bigger than him anyway It wouldn't it wouldn't it just wouldn't be fair. You're willing to try it out right now You wanted me to I would would you guys go right there right now and try it out and beat the clowns ass right now Like I'm gonna go. I'm serious. Let's have let's this is a good start to the show. Do you want to go? You can establish a physical dominant. Yeah, you're piss me off. I'm not gonna lie I'll hold on hold whatever you need to I'm not gonna wrestling. I just kind of want to hurt him You were talking shit. You said you have colleagues. He wants me to wrestle him. I would wrestle him. Okay, he doesn't want me to wrestle him Yeah, yeah, but I have to take my damn shoes. You know what? Maybe I would lose with these damn clown shoes So make sure you know what maybe maybe he's right with these big fat fucking shoes. I made trip on myself and that'd be the end of it Do you ever maybe have some consequence? Did you use this type of language around children? No around? It's a totally different thing around kids around kids Obviously, you gotta watch everything you say is I do a lot of slapstick comedy fall downs Walking into walls. I kind of think but then if you're doing an adult party, of course, it'd be totally different I do it is straight like a lot you do a lot of adult parties now, too But adult parties it depends on the group. You got a field out. Sometimes there's cuss and there's swear and there's you know Sucking jokes and obviously different kids if you're gonna be performing at a preschool like three four five year olds That's gonna be a lot different than like six seven eight year olds or whatever and I have a question for you No, I have some different questions for for each guy across the table and then some general ones like that one about the brawl How many calories do you eat per day and how many calories are you? I have about my calories you want I have half half your calories. What does that mean? I have intake of a Normal person. Oh, so if a normal person eats like 2100 you're at like a thousand fifty pretty much Interesting and what about you about like nine fifty? I don't know a couple thousand couple thousand Explain the problem. Yeah How many do you eat recently? I've been on like 800. I've been on a diet What about you because you're making food and stuff No, actually I eat I cook I cook working in fast food. It's just one of those things where you just get tired of really fast So you don't like eating that pizza that they give you for free? Oh Free you know what you have it for free hell no, but you could get away with any give you guys free pizza You gotta be kidding me not if to get away with free pizza. It's more like oh, you know I don't know why I just made this extra large pepperoni for no apparent reason Let's just put it in the oven anyway, and then we throw it to the side Yeah, but you know being an actual customer you get it's cheaper being a customer than it is working No, yeah, they always have those online deals. I get them all the time. They give some really good deals - you know like like they had that Do you have free pizza where you work stiny? By the way, are you guys familiar with him or no? No, he's daddy's a very famous lawyer famous lawyer very good It's my problem. You don't have my problem. He bringing it out to you because you left it out there Sorry So do you sorry about that I got nothing else. I got lots of tricks. Let's see one more That's a bird brain by the way Do you think what you do might be offensive to the people like stiny that you're mocking? First of all, he's not Taking a look at his face in the way his face is shaped. He's actually got a handsome And I say that in the most heterosexual way He's actually he's actually a pretty handsome guy's got he does have really nice eyes seriously They do I bet what bit women go crazy over your eyes. I wouldn't imagine they do. I knew it. I knew it I knew it. There it is. I'll do another trick. There we go I'd say it's just hard to do this because I'm I'm usually like performing in a different manner So we go there's one All right, there's nothing in there. There's two there's another one. There we go. And there's another one Nobody must be in there or in your hands. Not one in my hands Here you can help me with the next one. Okay A very simple trick Just blow on those Oh, sorry about that. I mean hit you in the face What if somebody's allergic It's not real. It's not real. Yeah What was your budget for like the clown? Well, it's not disclosed that it's $500 an hour really. No, it's not Okay, following up why has God punished us and giving him more money than any of us? First of all, there is no God so anybody has a response to that your Jewish, right? No, I'm not Jewish He's Jewish That he's not Jewish. You are Jewish, right? Yeah, he said he's not Jewish. Yeah, you can be Jewish and be an atheist by the way I know I know I know I know I know a lot I know a lot of Jews people that are atheist and I know a lot of Jews people that aren't rich too But I know a lot of Jews people that aren't rich too. I'm never made a poor Jewish person. I've never made a poor Jewish person I know I have friends in mind that are poor Jews I know some youth people that aren't rich, you know, they're not, they're not poor, but they're performers and so they're just kind of waiting for the big break. What is going on back there? Very good. That's an irritating pitch, he's got a very irritating pitch. I think it's amazing that you guys have really personality for the camera. I think that's a real skill. I don't get to control, he's my manager, so he gets to do whatever you want. For God's sake, shut the hell up! Is that personality for the camera? Dude, this is how they are every day. They don't, this is what they do. I'm not kidding you. This guy wears this thing every single day. The dipshit and the riddler outfit dresses up every day, doesn't say a word. That's riddler. Maton wears that same jacket every day. This is their lives. Well, he probably wears this thing every day. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who might have said, you know, I'm not mocking you, you're walking us because you're down $100 million. First of all, let me say this, I don't mock. I'm a clown, I expect to be mocked. Okay, I get paid to be mocked. Okay, so you said which I agree with, by the way, was that you were going to slam him on his neck and put him in a gate to you? You asked who could win to take everybody here. No, I just said in general, I could take everybody here and I could. But I wasn't picking him specifically. I'm just saying in general, I could. All right, fine. I'm not going to give up the championship bout right away. If you take the piece of driver, you can all go next. Why? I don't know. I feel like you're in good shape. No, definitely not. There's people like it. There's no way you'd be able to beat my manager, though, because he rolls around with the gun. I could drop him like a bad guy. He'd better use that gun. You guys didn't see me on software in underbelly? No. Oh, man, you missed a good one. You were on there? Yeah, the obsessive compulsive clown. I had one of the best episodes, they had over 2 million people watch me. They said my interview was one of the best ones I had. I'll check it out. And you got to watch the documentary about me, Fears of a Clown, it's hearing it there. It's here. It's here. It's here on Casey. John Wayne Gacy. No, he's got the needle on. John Wayne Gacy. He's murdered 33 young men and boys. You can learn about him at the California Clown Museum, which I own. Oh, he's my idol, my hero. God, though, you kidding me? Yeah, I should know that. Yeah, what was it? He was a six. I got a question around. Yes, please. We'll get an answer from each one. Let's start with team because he hasn't really gotten so many words yet. Did you prefer when Gorbachev was in power? Gorbachev. Gorbachev. Russian. No. You need not prefer it? No, no. No, it's tiny. No, political comments at this time. Better than who they have now. I have no idea who that is, but he was going. He was, he was like the, I don't know if he called him the president or whatever. He sent that dog to Mars or what? What did he send a dog to Mars? No, he was, he was, he was, he was one of the guys responsible for like the wall going down. He was very more into capitalism and that sort of thing. Because they found that communism really wasn't working in Russia. And it wasn't so much that people were being exploited from communism. It is a dog to Mars. Next thing I'm going to start the dog to Mars. And once the air went out and that thing, the dog exploded. I didn't know that, really? What do you think would happen? It's like when that, that space, that thing went in the ocean. I didn't know that. Years ago, it'd come busted. I didn't even know about that. The dog had no fucking clue. The dog gave his life first. Why didn't they send one of you guys for space exploration? I wish they could send him. I would love to know. No, he would. Him or he could go to. They probably didn't know about this. They probably were killing you guys, unfortunately. It's probably the actual answer. Anyway, you know what communism actually did fall? People think it was because people were actually. Are you a communist clown? No, I'm not. But anyway, communism actually fell because people were taking advantage of the system. There were people going into factory jobs. And they were like getting paid like a nice salary not doing shit. That's actually why it fell. It didn't fall because people were being exploited, not having anything. It wasn't working because they couldn't produce anything. Because people got a paycheck no matter what. You could just go in there, lay on your ass, not do shit. And you still got paid. How did you become a clown, bro? Because of integrity. I actually always wanted to be a jail. It started like that. I owned a candy store in upstate New York. And I wasn't making any money. And a lady came in there one day and she. And I'd study theater anyway. And a lady asked if she knew where. She had all the kids hang out here working. You know where I can hire a clown? I said, "I don't know. She said, "Why don't you do it?" I said, "Why don't you do it?" I said, "You're always making them laugh. They all have funny." And she said, "All right, I'll do it." So I put together a cheap suit and I went. I didn't do any of the stuff I do not. I just acted like an idiot, basically. And kids were laughing their heads off. And the next week somebody called me, "Hey, my kid saw you at the party, then the next, the next." And it was supposed to be this like a. I think I'd do for a couple years. And the next thing, you know, it turned into a career. Now I picked. Here's your other box of funny magic tricks. Yes. Funny magic tricks. This is a question for him. I picked this up sort of when he said he didn't believe in God. And you thought he was Jewish. And you might have commented there, which I agree with. But it seemed like you might have some political takes that you haven't revealed to us yet. I feel like that was going somewhere. My bosses are Jewish and they just have mad amounts of money. Well, yeah, they don't have mad amounts of money. Well, they own dominoes. I mean, they should. No, but he said he didn't believe in God. You said, "Are you Jewish?" He said, "No, you thought he said yes. You said that makes sense." Oh, no, I was seeing this guy. Because I mean, obviously he's dying. Steenstein, Stein. Steinberg. And so I'm like, "Oh, you're Jewish. Okay." I wouldn't see you. But like I said, the Jewish people can be atheists, you know? No, they can't. Yes, they can. Yes, they can. I know Jewish people that are atheists. They believe in the devil. No, they don't believe in the devil. I believe in the devil. They don't believe in the devil. Jewish people don't believe that hell exists. I'm not Jewish. They're trying to bring back the devil to cause havoc on the world. They are not. Jewish people. Jewish people are not trying to bring back the devil or wreak havoc. He knows he's true. He won't lose any jobs. I know you're self-employed. You guys know I'm expensive. He's the hire. They're expensive. They're way more expensive than you. These are the little people. Because anybody can sort of become a clown. Exactly. And not everybody can be a little person. The last gig I did with a little person was really funny. They had like these girls were sitting at breakfast at a table. And there's like the morning breakfast and all of a sudden the clown comes crawling out from her to the table. And then the little person comes crawling out of the table. And then they had some other crazy thing coming crawling out of the table. Right. And then anyway, that's pretty good. Yeah. And to make it more interesting, do you guys feel like, you know, affectionate sounds a little bit gay, but like, you want to stick together? Who? All of us? No, those two guys over here too. Oh yeah, bro. Yeah. Let's stick together with you all day. Went together. Yes, sir. Because Mexicans and Americans always. No, little guys. Tyrion Lannisters. Mexico and America. We stick together. Let's go. Yeah. Don't forget about Canada. North America is strong. Going from Canada to the United States to Mexico to be like on state to state, it's ridiculous. We should be working as one continent North America. It's ridiculous. Actually, I got a question for you, man. Yeah. Do you think being a little person becomes a part of your identity? Like how you, like being Mexican? Like you being Mexican? Is that like the first part of your identity or being a, a little person? Are you asking Steine? Or the. A little person off the bat. Okay. That's what people know. It's like, as soon as I walk out in public, that's what they know. It's right away they know. Hey, there's a little person. But I would imagine though, like, as I had a friend in the building I lived and she was a manager, she was a little person. And I can see how, like, at first, yeah. 'Cause it's just something different. You look, you know. But I would imagine, like, most people get to know you. You don't even think twice about it, right? I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's like, you don't think anything of it. Yeah, just people just have to, like, you know, just talk to me. Yeah, yeah, it's just, like, you don't think anything of it. Yeah. Can you show me some of this stuff in here? Some of this stuff in here. Of course we've got. I mean, with this thing out of the way. Three juggling balls. 'Cause all clowns need that to jump. Can I stand up? Or is that what it's under? You can stand up if you like. I don't want to hit him in the face. Well, that's not what we're going to have problem with. Can the camera still get me like this? Yes. It's still got me. See, 'cause clowns have to know how to juggle. 'Cause if you're a clown, you can't juggle, then you're just a piece of shit. Okay. There's that. Wait, give me those. He's going to do it too. There we go. Heyyyyyyy! Alright, I'm taking it to my neck. He's going with me on my neck again. Want to see something even more impressive? I do. There's God. Give me those. Don't fuck around with me. I'll tell you something about him. I have more people here than you are styling. Alright, what else is in here this? Of course. A balloon pump. I used to be able to blow those things up. Ah, this is a good trick. Please hold this. Riddler, please hold this. I forget it, Riddler, don't hold it. I'll hold it, Riddler. You see, there's nothing in the bag. The bag is completely empty. It beats a man. No, there's something in it. Now, be quiet, there's not. Place the balloon in there. I see something. Be quiet, you're ruining the trick. I see something in here. Forget it, he took the balloon here. We'll get another one. The lousy balloon won't come out. If this happens in a party, I can get a couple of dollars off. I feel like I should get a discount. It's in here. Go one, two, three. One, two. That's what I wanted. One to three. That's only two. One to three. Good. You blow. Blow again. Keep asking him to blow. Twist, twist, twist. It's a little straight, right? Yeah. Pull the balloon out. Hold on. There it is. It's amazing. Oh, wow. Amazing. That was it. You know what? That was actually pretty cool. Thank you. Thank you very much. Pretty cool, guys. Hold on. I'll do another one. No, you keep it now. Why'd you give that to him? Will you hold this egg for me? Me? Yeah. No, I'll give it to the front and this guy over here. Let me take the egg out. All right, I've taken the egg out. Hold that. Uh-oh. Where did he go? Oh, no. It's not in the bag. Put your hand in there. Is it in there? Oh, yeah. Throw it back in. It's in there. No, there it is. It's back. He was in there the whole time. Oh, it wasn't there. Yes, it was. I can see through your magic. It was never there. You're a clown, not a magician or a Jew. This one might put it around so they don't see me prepared. It'll be in there. Yo, it's tiny. Are you checking this out? Yeah, I saw it. For the first three seconds. Holy shit. How the hell is he doing that? Oh my god, there's more. He's checking this out. Oh, this is magic. How do you do it? How do you do it? Woo! Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, there we go. All right, all right, ready to get. All right. Thank you. Now there's a terrible myth. Hey, guys. Are you feeling all right? Have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by NutriFull. If your hair doesn't look like it did in your 20s, then it might be time for a comeback. 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That's NutriFull.com spelled N-U-T-R-A-F-O-L and find out why NutriFull is the best hair growth supplement brand. That's NutriFull.com promo code Maton. NutriFull.com promo code Maton M-A-T-A-N. Thank you to NutriFull for sponsoring today's episode. - Your clown box. How long like this wrap up? - I've had this clown box for like 27 years, I think. So everything in here, how long will I act last with everything you have in there? - You got to replace this stuff. Obviously this stuff is at one time. - Can we be a much better trick if you opened it than he was inside of it? - Yeah, that would be really cool. - Do you think you could get him in there? - Depends on the tricks. Some of those tricks depends how long they last. I mean, your average trick's gonna last you about it. Depends on, you know, maybe a couple of years. - If you're attempting to put him in a huge blender and put him making mush, you might be able to fill most of the mush in there. - I can put it all in, I can squeeze it in there. We'll pay you $300. - $300? There's gotta be more like $3,000 if I'm gonna murder the poor guy, right? - But what does he need the money for after he dies? - Oh, that's true, too. - You have to take in mind also, even if he was alive. His expenses are a lot lower, he's in that true. - That's true, they are, it would be true. Very true. Very, very true. - You haven't said anything in a minute. - God bless America. - God bless America. - A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. - Wait, can I ask you something? - Steinie, which government are you calling us? - America. Wait, yo, did you deliver a pizza here or how did they get you here? - Oh, thank you. They kind of just show it to my job and, you know, I work with them really. - Yes, I work with them. - I work with, you know, people are like really, really shy, so I just got a phone call like, "Hey, do you know who this guy is?" He needs somebody for his show and I was like, "All right, yeah, why not?" - There's no pizza here. - There's no pizza here? - You don't need anything, you don't need it anymore. - Yeah, no, there's no pizza here. We go order one, but I wouldn't use my discount. - I can't remember. - Absolutely, yeah, no. - How long has Domino's been around anyway? - Does that answer your question? - I'm actually supposed to know that. - Really? - It's been a while. It started, didn't it start in somewhere in the South, I think, didn't it? It's a sippy or something, I think it did. - I just know the guy's name was like Dominic. - Yeah, Dominic. - Yeah, that's how they got Dominic. - Dominic Steinberg? - That could be potentially true. I have no idea. - Domino's is like the leading. - I can tell this guy has some hidden opinions by the way. - Domino's is a leading pizza place, right? - We all know it, everybody watching knows that this guy has some hidden truth scene there that he's not letting out. He has ball knowledge. Is there anything about Domino's that we need to know? - Well, I could just tell you something to say about him and I just know it. - Happy Passover to all my Jewish friends out there. - I think Jews are great people. I think people are great people. - Thank you. - That's a PR answer. - Oh, absolutely. - Okay, so then it invalidates the whole thing. If you're gonna admit it to PR answer, then why even say it? - Last month I did Jewish Perm parties. I did tons of Muslim-Eed parties, then Passover parties and then Christian Easter parties. I am a beacon for world peace. - Now this is a question mainly directed to our Domino's friend, your Domino's friend. - Oh my goodness. - Who's responsible for the damages if you crash your car into a random house because you're high on (beep) in delivering pizza at three in the morning? - A person who's high on (beep) and. - You're the person high on (beep) in delivering pizza at three in the morning because the guy works at Domino's. - Then yeah, then my ass would be grass. - But you're only varying the first place to deliver somebody a pizza. So why should you be responsible? - You know what, yeah, no, you're right. People need to get their eating habits right? Because if you eat before seven pm anyway, your body can't digest it. So like. - If you eat before seven pm? - Absolutely. - So you're suggesting people eat after at three a.m. where you're crashing your car. - I always eat it nice. - You don't know what you're talking about. He's insinuating that everyone that works at Domino's does (beep) 'cause they can't do other shit. That's what he was getting at. - That's not what I was getting at. - That's what he was getting at. - I was saying if you're awake at three in the morning, delivering pizza, you got to work yourself up somehow. - Why is someone ordering pizza at three o'clock in the morning? - I can't. - Because they're hungry. I would eat pizza at three in the morning many times. - Would that answer your question? - Is Domino's, is there any Domino's open 24 hours? - Yeah. - I do not think so. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - You know, that's one thing that, because I'm from the East Coast originally, that's one thing I don't get about California. It's people in California get up so early in the morning. It'll be like a Sunday and it'll be nine o'clock and they're up. And I've been up. I mean, in New York, we're not coming home until the sun is coming up. I've never been able to get that about California. They are like morning people. And like two in the morning, everything's closed. - Following up, we'll ask another one. I don't know what you're talking about, I fucking clown. We'll start with the end of the table. Because I think this is interesting. We have a diverse group here. We have a guy kind of, you know, you deal with some different circumstances, but you're relatively normal guy, I'm sure. You are also a normal working class guy along with him. And then he's extremely high class. It's never had to deal with any hardships in his life. So we have a different table here. Did you support the assassination of the United Health Care CEO Patrick Bob? - I don't support any violence. - Okay, there we go. Because he's high class, you see. That's where he's getting from. - Oh, you're talking about the kid, Luigi? - Patrick Bob, that's who he's assassinated. The guy who assassinated him is Luigi from Mario. And you asked what my opinion is on it? - Did you support it? - No. - Now it's on you to answer. - Do you support it? - Yeah. - No. - No, of course not. I would never support murdering somebody like that. However, the people who work in the health and insurance industry. Boy, a good, a good, a good, like, I don't know, man. - Who do you think? - I'm lucky because I'm a veteran. So I have VA for all my medical and I have to worry about it. But thank you. But other people, like, I've heard of, like, horse was what they've gone through. Just trying to get their health insurance. - Oh, you were in the military? - Yes, I was in the Navy. - You support the war in Iran? - No, not at all. - Okay. He isn't gone yet. - Okay, no one will get onto that. - Whoever was killed, you know, don't condone violence, but I can't really say I support or approve it because I don't know how the dude could have been a serial killer. - I know who he is. - What? - I don't even understand what you just said. - The guy who got assassinated, I don't know who he is. - Oh, I don't know who he is. - He probably didn't kill, like, physically kill more people than a serial killer, but sort of, he probably contributed to a lot more debt. - He was probably a prick. I mean, I think I could, yeah, I can probably say he's a prick, you know, he's counting numbers, you know, that's, and I get that insurance company's got to make a profit. Okay, but when it comes to first of all we should have national health care in this country anyway It's pathetic ridiculous, and we don't that's that's just it's insane That that wasn't I'm not a calm. I'm not a communist. I'm just saying for Christ sake Of course a patriot communist of course everybody I support that I support everyone's second amendment Everybody is the right to bear arms because if only the government has weapons and the people don't have weapons How do people defend themselves against the government if the government gets out of control? So yes, you have to have the right to bear arms, and it's it's horrible that every now and then some sickle grabs a machine gun and murders You know a machine 50 people or something, but if you take away the right to bear arms Then you can't defend yourself against the government. I mean you know It's just if if the Jews in the Had had enough weapons Okay to defend the not they ought guns believe me. It wouldn't have gone that far If the African American slaves in this country had weapons trust me the plantation owners could not have kept them down They probably have to have the you have to the right to bear arms on the plantation those weapons They probably all they would have done is injure themselves No, no, they wouldn't have said maybe if I go those just I'll get some food I wouldn't be the first clown to ran for office. That's for sure Okay, and it's tiny. Why do you support the war in Iran? Huh? I don't support anywhere Okay, what about you? No, it's no war in Iran. No, it's nonsense. Okay. What about you? Uh-oh a war monger. We found our we found them. We have an old school concerned. Don't be afraid to tell the truth Don't go back. Oh The war say it. I think a wars itself are contradictory the war in Iran. I'm not educated enough to know exactly what's going on But uh Um, I don't think there's a winning side on either one of those ones. Oh, it's not it's ridiculous So I Really can't support the war especially if they're just going to end up just like bombing each other at the end of the day But um, yeah, honestly, I have to ask like a lot of people because I don't even know who's winning I don't even know who the good guys are bad guys when it comes to those two sides. There is no good guys Your bad guys the whole things are ridiculous. Okay, I mean Trump's able to go in and drop bombs Okay, on Iran. Okay, North Korea talks way more shit than Iran. Why? But he's not but he's not gonna drop a bomb on North Korea because North Korea will drop a bomb right back They ain't put up with any shit. I feel like that answer. Well, they shouldn't well. They shouldn't be dropped It's it's it's it's nonsense the whole day of thing Uh, and in the in the type Warfare warfare has been going on from the beginning of time from the first group of cavemen I was causing war for the first cavemen They threw rocks at each other Problem is now we have nuclear weapons And I've been to Haroshim and it's an horrific thing. It's I've been to Haroshim. There's no funny zombies there There's no funny zombies who walk around and if you touch them I'm gonna say they have a display there. They have this big oval screen you look down on and you see Haroshim Right before the bomb drops and the bomb comes down and it's clean It's like red flash and then and then and then of course they watch and then the whole thing is dirt And let me tell you it's terrifying We do not need one nuclear weapon on this planet at all. It's it's just Everyone on me should be gone. Well, I think it's a little far past. Well, yeah, it is passive. I'm definitely new but but the big Anyway, go ahead. Yeah, well, I was gonna pull it down because the mic was probably blocked. We're having it to him again. Oh, yeah Well, let's give his opinion Uh on the base. He's starting to reveal more of these ideas. Yeah Time goes on nukes. I think that you know nukes would have been well nuclear energy would have been great in the engineering department But you know you if we create one good thing It's just gonna wind up being a weapon like a cars running on Water. 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Should we be giving water to African kids? Yeah, they don't have any water, of course, yeah, that's not our responsibility. No, here's the thing. Right right now as we're all sitting here somewhere in the world Somebody's gonna die tonight. They're gonna die. They're not gonna see tomorrow because they don't have food That's that's that's that's ridiculous to have extreme wealth. You have to have extreme poverty Okay, now I get the socialism doesn't work because somebody's always gonna work harder than somebody else Somebody else was gonna be leisure and somebody else, but you still have to have just decency though No, but everybody everybody should have food shelter. This is a different argument. I've been to Africa like four times I've been to Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia. Ethiopia was amazing by the way. Morocco, Egypt, okay Gonna give them a bad idea of what a white man is like No, they look like no, they're totally not a good point. No, I didn't go as a cloud. No, totally absolutely cool people No, I'm not when I travel I travel I've been all over the world when I travel. I'm not working. I don't come to my cloud I want to conduct tests on them. No, I didn't conduct tests. However, however, however, I did meet the absolute most gorgeous girl in Ethiopia That traveled me for like two weeks and was phenomenal. I was there Ethiopia was amazing. I was there for like a month But anyway It doesn't matter like black Asian Hispanic makes no difference to me European. I don't care My level you know, I'm can I tell you but why should we contribute to water in Africa? Go ahead me Go ahead a little woman Yeah, I like little women. You know, here's the thing like I just a thing like okay, you see a little woman You don't want it to be like like the curiosity thing That's why you're trying to bang her because that's kind of not cool You know, I'm saying but I've seen a lot of little women that were like very beautiful But you don't want to make it like you're kind of exploiting the man. I bang that you know a little person You know, I mean so you know anyway, but yeah, of course little people. I don't care I don't know I feel like I met a little guy before Um, and I guess I forgot but whenever I think about it, I always wonder if they're head He's the same size and my assumption is always no, but he's saying some very offensive things to you No, I'm not because no, he had I've been sitting here hearing a few things. He said about you Would I be right and saying that he has said that he may not have meant to say but he's been saying some very offensive things to you Well, first of all, you call him a man. I heard that one and that's not I'm not doing it offensively. It's still offensive Okay, Tyrion line is stars. They're probably turned below a person probably would be a little person we I'm sorry. I feel like right. What was that? Can I use Tyrion? Tyrion. What is it? I don't even know you talking. I don't know what Tyrion means Oh, give me a break. Come on. What does Tyrion mean? I don't know You don't know Yeah, fucking right. You probably dresses him like once a week. I just probably like your most common gig Is he a famous little person like a performer? Essentially, yes Oh, I got I got a I got a question for my my new friend the little person There was a lot of controversy over like the seven dwarfs That was Tyrion. How like how like how like how like little people Could have played those parts. I would like though. I mean imagine getting the rolls like one of them Sleeping a dwarf you and they gave it to like I don't know if they did AI or what they all they did to it And I like I was listening to Joe Rogan. They were just talking and they were just like there's some little people saying it was a bullshit Yeah, there was another was a little person on the show. He was the same. He is a little person. Yeah, he was No, but he's not a little person He is in the same way that's dying. But anyway, you see what I'm you see what I'm saying. That's bullshit It's like say if you're you're a little person, but you're still not you're still a performer It's like what you're not going to give me the role because you think that's not politically correct Do you think that it's offensive to me? But why should they get the rolling? Which your opinion on that? No, I get what you're saying. Yeah, so like the whole AI that would want to do the CGI for stone white, right? The same doors. Yeah, they didn't give it to the real actors real, you know, yeah, little people actors, which is bullshit I mean, that can be a role of a lifetime. Can imagine if you landed the role of sleepy or droopy or take it away The game of thrones And you know what I'm not like that's the guy I'm talking about You don't know Tyrion Lannister. You don't get that requested to you often. The game of thrones. Yeah, but I don't pay attention to the Oh, you don't know how to just have the costume now I have the costume that was on the list of costumes I was sent it literally said to you was like the number one when they sent me the options of what I could have you dress as it was like Trump Tyrion Lannister It's a marriage by the way if I may thank you be so Another question for you. Is it easier for you to hide from ice? To hide from what ice ice? Yeah, he's now he's hitting on the next But he's really coming after you man You got anybody can be a clown. Yes, anybody can be a clown. Nobody can make a button. That's right personal experience We can never have first of all the guy was born in America. So why is he gonna fear I don't know if he was he was born I can tell you were born America correct. I can tell I can tell the way he didn't say he was born in America Said he out of America. He was in ship. He said he was born in America Okay, well listen, it's so obvious. I'm not I'm not a type of guy to call lights on you unless they pass I would find if I was a Mexican American in the fact that anytime somebody meets me Obviously, they just assume I wasn't born here too I think I would find that kind of offensive even you know, I mean, you know, I mean just just because I'm Mexican Oh, you're not saying that? No, no, well, no, but you kind of insinuate it by asking me if he's afraid of I said I mean that's the one that's insinuating that he may not have been a born man. He's a more likely that somebody's from Mexico If they're Mexican or if they're not Mexican Well, obviously I'm Italian it'd be more likely I could be from Italy because I'm Italian Don't ask me I didn't see that I'm a bad guy too. He's a jerk. You're asking if he had to fear I could what he's wearing right now It says Mexico why does he ask him the dress? Is it ridiculous that I would assume that he might not be born here? Yeah, that is ridiculous just my depth just just in the in the conversation that I've had with him Who is the most likely to be from Mexico at this table? Of course, he's that's ridiculous So then why are you acting like me insinuating that is a problem? Because one just having a conversation with he can tell he's got American written all over him. He's a mayor Well also, let's say Let's say he didn't even have the Mexican closed on but physically he looked maybe like he was a Hispanic person Okay, some police officers may be racist. I thought they would yes, you're right. You're right So then he would have to hide from them. I stand corrected. You're right. You're right. That's right That what does make sense. I bowed your magnificence and my talent. I could hide from them I'm just saying you could probably do things that if I was in your position Not in your position, but if in the position where referencing I couldn't is why we're on the whole I why we're on the whole pretend to be a tire why we're on the whole ice why we're on the whole ice thing Okay, that whole that whole thing is ridiculous anyway. Okay, this whole thing You're like trying to deport all these people is absolutely ridiculous. It doesn't add up mathematically Okay, it just forget about everything else human rights and all that just simple Inomics, it doesn't make sense to try to pull all these people and think it costs so much money It's ridiculous. You would be better just to say guess what if you're in here now So if you haven't murdered somebody rubbed the bank or some shit guess what you're in lucky day You're in everybody's it right now anybody coming in from this moment on a weird playing game. Yeah, that's fine But to try to deport all these people now. It's it's a burden on our on the tax paying citizens It's just it's ridiculous the whole damn for some people are complaining about it because there's bedding's this There's spending so much money on on the immigration to my understanding, but it's not really working They're not super successful at it. You're not successful because it's a promise that he would be and people like tiny who got him elected Well, Trump's I feel like I'm responsible and they Okay, but he is a good showman. I mean, I find him comical with the things that he says in that By the way It's president four times else by boys. You go at you take this one. You want to have a little. Why would you take that one? Well, what was the question? Do you want your opinion on Trump? Do you want something for your throat? Yeah, yeah, a little bit of scars. It is That's what I do. You're gonna stop that as a clown. That's what I use that's probably poison No, I'm working with kids. I got to be very vocal and a lot of you have to sometimes you suck on a it's trust me It's safe and I'd almost win some are very bad. It's safe and delicious You're gonna be Trump that I've just I'm impressed What you see is what you get the same guy you see on TV's who is I Mean, I think that's why a lot of people liked him. Well, well, yeah, thank you to city No, I'd like that about him too. You know what you're getting. Okay. I still can't believe that he actually won though I mean, there's a lot of people that I like they're great entertainers, but I still wouldn't want them running the country Okay, and I find Trump I do I find him entertaining No, but you have to pull the mic closer. I'm sorry. I do. I find Trump entertaining, but I don't I don't I don't I don't see him I don't see him as president. We're going out to the Domino's employee. I'll have a question for you. Has Jake Paul's father Greg Paul ever ordered pizza at your Domino's establishment? I wouldn't know honestly. I don't even know who Jake Paul's father name was till now on Greg Paul. Okay, there there has been some people who walked in. I was just kind of like Oh, what do you do? There's some famous people there. There's the most famous kind of my book. It would be this guy named fiction. He's like a dancer. Okay, and my book, but everybody probably has their different opinions on it. If you're familiar with Shoreline Mafia. Okay, we can explain some other couple guys there. Cool. See they eat Domino's pizza too. Yeah, I actually meet more famous people outside of work Yeah, compared to like in everyday life. Why would Stine you rank among them? He's up in the tub. I forgive me, but I've just Just I'm learning who you are today. Doesn't have a fucking clue who you are. It's all good. Yeah, that's fine. It's rare But it's all good. Is that it quit? It's so like when you have a lot of money. Do you want to be well known or like more like? He's father has money. I don't have money. And he lives off his father's dime. Good for him either. But no, just on the internet on the internet. People see me, but the money thing don't have it. YouTube Instagram. Dicks. Okay. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even always do in the show. I thought I was going to his house. He said, you know, I ordered Domino's. Do you want to come over? And I thought I was going to myself said, yeah, Fucking liar. This is what he is. I got to give another plug. My book is Don't come out too. We're going to have to believe that Do you want to plug your Domino's location? Yeah, you're trying to get him fired. Absolutely not This is what these reach people do. Yeah, we went down the small With Domino's have a profit and pleasure being in your uniform Like could you literally get in trouble like your job if they said say what were you doing at Like in the Domino's uniform. You represent you represent us our franchise and you're on this Could you get in trouble? You're probably fired, but I was actually like my time slightly Concerned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to put the inside out, but yeah Wait, wait, the best thing about being the best thing about being a clown. I feel like you can't really get fired Unless you do a really shitty performance. Well, I don't worry. I'm self-employed So the only important thing in fire me is kids can just say they don't want me to their party that that's what could happen But big kid big kid say you put me in front of like a preschool I will have those kids laughing their heads off. They want them. They'll be just on the floor going crazy Question for you. Yes, why do you like working around children? It's a little suspicion. It's not here. We go Don't I like about kids when you get older? Okay, you lose something. Okay, like we like like a kids Okay, the only thing kids want to do the ability to get beat all the kids want to do is have fun They just want to laugh if the kids not laughing if you don't have fun But that's what's so nice. That's the beauty of being a kid if they're not having fun They're mad. They're crying. They're upset. They just want to have fun And I wish his adults we could live like that nothing else matters Because they can't be happy and have fun and that's what's that's what's cool about kids That's what's so cool about kids. They just have fun. They laugh at everything. They don't they don't give you shit It's that they're fun. They're just fun to entertain now, let's say I have an interesting hypothetical here You were hired to do like some preschool thing, you know You were hired to make a bunch of kids laugh and you get there and it's a bunch of people like him What little people yeah, I'd make them laugh too I'm saying, but you were told that it wasn't and they're all pretending to be four years old That I would be that would be hilarious gig actually that would be funny And there's a whole bunch of little people and they they would actually be playing the the gag on me then is what would be happen Oh, it would be great. I would be weird. I'd be fine. I'd be hilarious It would be I'd be great. I'd go right along with the whole thing I've done a lot more what's getting more popular now too is a lot of I'm doing a lot of adult parts actually Tonight I had a party to do it a frat somebody called me at this right right right before right after you called me A guy called me from a one me to come to his frat and perform for everybody is frat Clowns are getting a doing a lot more adult parties now too, which is which is strange. Are you scared of getting hazed if you did a frat party? No, no, no, I've done a few college frat parties. I've done I've done a ton of mere Distributing places. I got one next week. I'm doing they show me it all the time Yeah, yeah, I do a lot of gigs I've done it's not Yes, the mass the majority of performances. I do are for kids But you do a lot of adult gigs too. I've done several television commercials and I did one for Kia I did one for a law firm, so I mean, you know, you're not just doing just kid stuff and can you go can you four guys rank yourself from most usable to least? Most usable one way. Let's start with him. Let's have a different start with him. You've been useful or you just start with him Um, like career-wise. No usable people. Oh, I haven't I mean no ego, but a hundred out of ten No out of the four you're not out of ten like out of you four Oh, if I'm if I'm rating my usableness a hundred out of ten you still didn't understand the question And I was gonna say you were the first out of four, but you've been at least emoted to second Because of an intelligence issue, but that makes me the most usable. No, well, it makes you the most easily taken advantage of Um, the most usable like the most resourceful the guy you can use the most for things. Oh, yeah me You number one out of four hundred out ten still don't get it you in the back now you're at three out of four Okay, clown now. I don't know because I don't know what these other guys can do I mean I would say I would say I would say I would have to be one of the top because Not only my clown. I know how to do a lot of stuff like I own the California clown museum I did all the plumbing all the electric and did all the carpentry Well, okay, yeah, I'm a clown. I'm a California clown Yeah, so I keep pitching all these things that I have I know Okay, out of four. He says okay, he basically said one out of four I can't say I mean of course if I could say I can't say I can't say number one because I because I do have some other issues So I wouldn't say one. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you know. I don't know with that. All right All right, you know what just one for the hell. Okay I would say I probably one of the least what is dude. Why is that we have a we have a Domino's we have a clown. We have a lawyer. He's not a lawyer. Don't give him that much credit He's that is a lawyer. That's useful. Yes, he that's not what I mean I'm not saying who is the most resource is because then the answer is obvious I'm talking about as a person with their own skills. Who's the most useful? I think I think you're gonna survive live I think it goes uh, one, two, three, four. Like you're the most useful? Least useful. Why would you say that? Because you guys are both super useful and you are too. You're quick on a bike You can entertain people and talk like politics and probably be fucking completely. I would say I would say one I was gonna give you two but you clearly have an intelligence problem. Two, three, four And then I feel like you're just cool to have around the house That's probably way more insulting than anything. I've said how's that insulting because minor like Target is like kind of a joke No, but he said you're cool to have around the house But he but he'd be saying cool. Yeah, he said they said they went that I'd have to do with the fact He's a little pretty of course. He does cool. No does he say cool to hang out He'd say that to the office. No, he likes his personality. It's cool. Relatively bad. He said more than 10 words He doesn't know shit about his personality I think the correct order and this is no discrimination, but you know, you got a older we got pops over here Yes, I'm older. You know, you're how much you could carry fuck you, Bob And you know, I can't carry that much because you know my body just doesn't work well He can't carry too much, so you know, you might be number one, man Because I can carry the most. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I don't think you can carry more than you guys. That's true. Sure What's your max? What's your max pieces? Yeah, how many of the most pieces you had to carry in one place I'm gonna be honest You kind of give me the vibes like the taking the detour and you might be late type shit because you want to like pull off S*** cigarette maybe Chill. Oh, that's fucked up. Oh, you're quick Really How what's the most pizzas you had to deliver to one place yourself like I was like you're carrying like 50 pieces almost the most You've had to carry to one house one party or something probably like One and a half because I actually make the pizzas Nobody how many actual pieces that you had to bring in the most piegetic carry to a house Maybe probably a hundred a hundred pieces holy shit He delivered a hundred pizzas and that's all you can do Yeah, by the way, that guy doesn't even drive a Ferrari. I believe you know he doesn't drive a Ferrari does I believe it doesn't Honda What does that count for how useful is this you smooth all he's he's no rhythm He doesn't he doesn't have a rhythmic hum to that Why are you salting? Well, that's that's actually that's a little bit better now. See he's doing a little bit better now though I'd rather hear a I'd rather hear a See that is like more than irritating my head obnoxiously irritating but that's all right more power more power to you Hey, so what's what's a you guys is three chemistry like would you be like the brains of the operation? You guys just have an included him in any of your conversations Kind of he's kind of and then that's my manager He's in the realm of the clown thing although he's not a clown He's one of those guys who stands on Hollywood Boulevard. Oh Really see one of those guys But clearly you're some speaking issues, so he's not really involved. You guys make pretty good tips over there doing that A Hollywood Boulevard thing with pictures and all that kind of stuff. I'm gonna take that as a negative. He doesn't look too happy Oh, he smiled. That's it. He smiled. So you must do all right with those tips over there I met a guy met a guy over there was a Superman. You'd swear this guy walked out of the movies He looked exactly like Superman. I mean he had to face the body and everything to go for it. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead really He cracked his job but we have no Is that a fucking aneurysm? I don't know what that he just he popped his jaw somehow Can you do that shit? No, I can't do that. Okay, so then don't think about who you're talking about now I bow to his magnificent assumptions. I bow to his magnificence. Yeah, now he's telling me only I could pop my jaw like that I would be a better person That's pretty good too. What the hell I Can't do that either. That's arthritis my boy. That's right. It's the opposite of arthritis I think I got arthritis in this finger right here because I can't bend it all the way down and touch him I don't know why it does that and at night this finger will get numb for some weird reason I don't know why Now who out of you for the other similar one to some of the last ones would be able to put up a house the quickest Who could build a house the fastest I could know? You're not number one here. I could know He's a clear number one choice I don't think I could I'm not yourself hi, it's in your blood. Hi disadvantages, but you'll be quick and crafty like are you guys faster? Maybe the lower half of the house No, but I'm saying like are you faster or you're slower? I can't tell where it would lead like I could imagine you being like Sort of like a bird who's extremely fast. You can never catch it. It's like when they tell the wrestlers to try to catch a chicken I don't know we just have to find out even though it was less insulting than what he said earlier about having you around the house, right? I feel like that was the nastiest thing since That was the nastiest thing, so you'd be quick though building a crib. Yeah, I think he's number one One or one two three four. Why is he last? Huh? Process of elimination he can't he carried a hundred pizzas. No, no, no, no, no, that absolutely that is a compliment I appreciate why he's in a compliment. He's basically calling you weak and slow Confident Nah, I mean, I feel like those are one of those things where you know you let money do it to do What the hell are you talking about? He wants to hire somebody. He's not building that he's smart actually. I'm not building the damn house. I'll pay something to build the game It's not smart because that wasn't the question. I wasn't asking who would hire somebody to build a house. Good point. We all would hire somebody to do the house Of course, that's a good point. Right Thank you for laughing. They're nice Next question. Can everyone here name one thing they don't like about stiny Damn We'll start with you tender time. We'll be here online. We got this video for hours. If you want to do a couple you can do a couple All right, gotta be honest about it Seemed like a cool guy outside of all this. Well, you don't like about stiny. Oh, oh, oh, um Um don't compliment him. I just I give you money. I dislike the fact I'm never gonna see him again. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit But that's but that's but that's but that's not it, but you didn't say that. Yeah, that's not a trade about the person All right, all right, being mad about your life circumstances. They're times is trying. All right You really are a complete fool. I'm sorry. Like no offense. I'm trying to punch down Not that I am punching down, but they'll take that shit from him I just like the unbranded white tea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't like the watch. I hate wearing watches He bugged me any kind of jeweler. I don't like any of it There's watch that's it only that other than that great guy. Oh, what was the question? What don't you like about him? What do you like about him? It's tough. I never I never met you before You don't have to say anything mean. I'll say If I had to be honest Maybe the hair don't look don't look into the blue eyes though because you'll be captivated if you do that I love it. I'll say if you look into those blue eyes there. He's looking to those blue eyes of his Let's say one one thing we don't like about Maton You want to do that you guys go play that game Uh, I don't really like that. He asks us all to show up and then he just fucking runs his mouth without Without you guys getting paid of course what you're getting paid to you paid. I'm doing this for free I just don't pay the famous people because I love it for money. I'm gonna put this makeup on now. I'll think about it. No Yeah, oh he's a you're a cheap fuck. I don't like it. I pay every guest who's not famous on the show Okay, well, I think you're an asshole You're fucking you you're dickhead. You're a complete. You're a you're a phony you're a phony a fraud fucking piece of self-loathing you Loathing I would say instead of self-loathing and considering I'm German and Yeah, no, those are my four things if you want to go ahead. Go ahead and insult him Okay, that's fine. Are we all seeing something? Yeah, yeah You can't solve me You do ask a lot of questions like personal Yeah, he called you he called you I appreciate that. He made a good point. He called you No, I didn't that would just disgusting. We don't need this you as a That's a nasty word. I would not do it. He did it in it. Did I do that? He did it. Did I do it? He did it Referred for you as a What's up with that blue and a navy looking p-coat? That's all I have to wear Are you like him you? You didn't earn you didn't earn the right to wear that you weren't in the Navy It looks like a nice looks like a neighbor looks like a navy p-coat This is the this is the same fabric as a navy p-coat I don't think that's you didn't you didn't earn the right to wear that Whatever pizza driver now, I can't criticize his hair because I wish I had just the eighth of it Very Jewish. I have no fucking hair. Let me tell you something. I used to make Larry Let me tell you something I should be really fucking handsome. I mean fucking like gorgeous handsome used to yes My hair fell out now. I'm just a clown. I mean, I was fucking like gorgeous in my 20s I made a living off of my looks. I made a ton of money But then I lost it all when I opened a restaurant in Toronto Idiot, I know stupid keep taking the mic from me. He's very disrespected. Sorry Established dominates. Don't let him do it next time he tries. Yeah, he called you My biggest dilemma was that I wasn't going to get paid, but if I tell you you weren't getting paid I just assumed you weren't yeah, I was an assumption. No, um So if I had one thing I would say I Hate that I never seen your channel, bro. Okay. Well again, you seem to not understand Yeah, that's not how the question works. No anyways, we have to wrap it up now because log neck is coming in and long neck's coming in I'm gonna host a debate panel. I want to get on the debate. I love the debate. Why can't I get on the debate? Call me back call me back for a debate, man You can I will go toe-to-toe with anybody in a debate on any issue about this to end this episode before long that comes in You guys actually have an actual fun. I can't fight. We're not fighting Cuz I'm not fighting. No, but I will I will personally I'll personally pay you a day rate whatever it is Just you got to go with him the next three days everywhere he goes and I'll double your day rate Yeah Hang out with him. No, you just hang out with you, huh? I can have him bring me stuff. He can talk all you want Educate you on history whatever you need, but you are with him for the next three days. I'll double go day rate I'll pay it upfront, but you have to be with him for three days. Yeah, but what three days the right now starting right now I can't start right now because tomorrow I have to meet my account to pay my fucking taxes I'll have to pay tax. Yeah, we pay tax But I'm gonna get you money in cash. You don't even have to repay me. You still you still got to pay your damn taxes Technically, yes, but not really. I still got to pay my tax. You don't really have to I'm paying you in cash. You don't have to report it Technically, you don't have to but if you if you if you if you buy property like I own property Okay, the IRS is going to want to know where did you get the money to buy the property if you just filed zero on your taxes Okay, if you just bought a property for like, you know $500,000 They're gonna want to know where did the money come from you can't just like you know, I'm not gonna I didn't make anything. I'm telling you it's coming from me right now. I'm paying you, okay? Five grand Follow him everywhere for the next day. Yeah everywhere. Yeah, I swear to God I would do it. Okay, no everywhere he goes. Yeah, you stay with him And I can have him bring me food and stuff I would do it for five years long neck because I'm the who's long neck anyway? The next guest. Oh, uh-uh. Hey, what's with the guy that has like the samurai? What's with the samurai mask on this guy over here like he's got to pull out a sword and cut somebody's head off or something That's Mike that's Mike with the samurai get up because he's a Muslim Muslim men don't wear those what Muslim women wear those You haven't met a Muslim man. Where's one? I know hundreds of Muslim men none of them wear those And I had a Muslim girlfriend for a while too. She was from Iraq as a matter of fact and I had a Jewish girl from from Israel Oh, no see that and they were back to back to back. I was seeing both of these girls. Okay, we have to Go on a long neck now. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me man. Thanks for coming. Thank you