Matan Confronts Ray J About The Kim Kardashian Situation

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Regie welcome in Thanks for coming. Thanks man for today's co-host. We have our flooring. Welcome in via flooring. Thanks man How are you man Blessed to you, man I think actually he was he wasn't even slapping me away It was giving me like a bigger piece of bumble like I'm really cool. It's a different kind of Friendship that I think you guys have and I'm cool with that see now I'm really cool. He did it even harder to show that I'm the coolest out there Wow, that's it. I think that's it. We're good. We're good I do a lot of shows where we fight a lot so I just want to have a good time today But with us you don't know if it's real or fake because we're white so there's at least a chance that it's fake I never thought about it like it was fake. Well, it's not I'm saying but you might not know for sure We're on those other ones you can be pretty sure that it's it's a real well, I never thought about it. Yeah, yeah Okay, well, can you introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one. Hi, my name is Ray Jay My big On camera it's small in person Everything is smaller. Everything is at least 10 pounds smaller Then what you see on TV so I do have a small And and my real name for everybody that wants to know is Willie Ray norwood junior But why did you introduce yourself talking about your genitals and I know that's where a lot of people know it from But exactly and so you said some people might not know me. Yeah, so I went I went global So if I if I hit my face and I put my Out I would be extremely popular here, right? And so that's the that's the wave of what's happening Well, maybe not on my show, but I think you should try that out on somebody else's maybe a live stream in public No, I think it worked here. No, I think we'll pass on that. Okay, but you know following up on what you just said You're most well-known for your stage and not for your bullshit awesome music Do you think you'd be more successful if you pursued the former instead of the bullshit awesome music now think about this? I countered your question, right? And that's why I think you had some feelings about it because When I started out with my I didn't expect it exactly and so I'm excited to be here You have a mic or no, that's my monitor of our flooring. So how do you have how do you have how does How do how do I have a mic you have a mic? He's the co-host and he doesn't have a mic. He doesn't usually talk He actually is the set designer guy comes up with the different set ideas for every episode got it Well, I love this one. This is like a bedsheet a twin bed sheet wrapped in like hooks from a like Right, you'd be familiar, but on that but on that question. Don't you think you'd be more successful if you pursued the former instead of the ladder? I don't I don't look at success like that. I look at success as a survival survival. It's about surviving the decades the decades Yeah, and in some forms the decades. I don't know what you're implying. You'd be you'd live More years He almost says you live more years by making bullshit music Well, it's just to eat you song, you know what I mean, right? It's some sort of crazy deaf person you might not think it's bullshit music because guess what what I started out with my Okay, I started out with that. I didn't say one way sure Sexy can I hit it from the front or can I hit it from the back? Or the side I started out with what makes humans who we are right Okay, I think I well, I don't but we'll move on. Okay, let's go Do you think if you or white Trump would have made you the head of international security and diplomatic affairs? You know what I had a long meeting with Trump. Oh, yeah, yeah, we sat down and He asked me was I the real deal. Did you open up with the same thing you told me today? Absolutely not I opened up with that. Well, I think Trump's the biggest guy He's physically you're saying he's a fat. No, no, he's in a lot more way if you look at a couple of years back I don't think so. I think Trump's in shape. That's just objectively untrue that that's just and I'm a big Trump guy I'm I believe in the great white hope and I think he's gonna bring us to heaven. You said the group big the big white great hope the great white hope Yeah, something like that. No, Trump said he's never been intoxicated. So he's for sure never done But but to his defense. He does get sometimes some rest At funerals and so that that's fine. I mean, he's busy Well, when you're the most important man in the world and you have the brain that he does Sometimes you get a little bit tired from saving the world and that's why rams nuclear bombs. Yeah, Iran Well, you see now what I said is it Iran Iran? Iran. Why did you feel the need to correct? That's the correct way to say it Well, there are enemies. So I want to I want to say it wrong to offend them to make them do a stupid move So we have the advantage on the tactical position Well, one of my close friends. She's she's a good friend of mine. She's a she's Persian. So she's the enemy. She wouldn't like that Also, I have two Persian cats Well, those are just animals. So it's different But they're from that sort of women actually. They're they're from Iran. So the cats, but they don't know their Persian either does she? Yeah Tell me any number between one through five and I'll guess it 69 See how I got it like that quick and I said one through five by the way, and I'll you win right all you want You hold me at least 64 68 No, I said one through five. So at least 64 up to 68 then 51 Okay, any number between one through a hundred fifth 15 Come on, that's pretty fucking impressive. That's pretty dope. You see some people like me We just are in tune. We don't like sort of spiritual stuff We can we sort of know what people are feeling and we can know beforehand Sort of what number you're thinking. I'm just by looking at your crazy face. Yeah, I mean beforehand. I was off so it was crazy before hand but for Get it. I'm a feeling there's gonna be a lot of I don't think so. I think this is a very sophisticated show. Yes I love and in this show it you you mean business here. So yeah, it's a business This is a familiar of you watching before. I mean, I watched it on the way up on the way you're on the way up the escalator The escalator. Yeah, yeah, but you got you but you guys don't go up in escalator. What did I do? I did go up the escalator elevator You're right You're right. What is sophisticated? I was thinking I was yeah, you did you did I was thinking about going this girl She had an escalator kind of leg last night that I was going up so it was She had a decafeter so it had like little metal particles in it and It wasn't okay It wasn't okay. Let me ask you this. Can you explain to me how he does it this? He duplicated it he took one now he has three. Well, that's not that's not it. That's a female frog, but how look? Now he's two now he has three Those are those are balls That's a blueberry he was licking She was looking boss. Okay, forget this stuff for a second. There's no there's no sexual You just witnessed a duplication glitch that's not patched yet and you're telling me about how it's a female frog And you're setting that up and I didn't think about it, and then you said it's balls because it's a blue barrier to circle I get it, but it's more impressive that the frog is learned a duplication glitch. I love that about that frog, but that frog That That that That frog is crying of joy. We've been looking for duplication glitch. There's not really that many on it anymore Actually, that was that was a frog that was actually that frog they use DMT That's what DMT does right now that's what a duplication glitch does is pure joy you from that frog and I know that frog You can squeeze throw told venom out of that frog. You know her told venom But how did he do it? He did it with his mouth in his tongue Well, how can he how can he make more of them? I could I put a blueberry in my mouth, and I spit it out I'll have one he went if you and if you know these two he takes it and then he goes I guess It's like he gets one more each time he does that and I like that because that was similar to a ball a nut a Testicle right you put a testicle in a hole, and then it reproduces, right? It reproduces holy shit Yeah, that's pretty fucking cool. Well, he just did can you do that shit? Yeah, yeah, I've just done it. I've done it before I got it, but I watched my hands So yeah, no, it's been a lot. It's been a lot And it's not okay. Yes Do you think it's unfair that Kim Kardashian became a global superstar and you ended up on this podcast? I think this is a very global podcast. I think you got to have there might be one person in every content and watching this show per week No, no every comment you have has 6,000 comments on top of that comment is that is that an Israel joke the 6,000? No, but Shalom a key What does that mean that means hi brother? I thought you were doing like you were making fun of the Israeli government for paying influencers No, but should I say Shalom akhati. I got no idea what that means. That means you're my sister. But how does that mean that you're my sister? You just said that first word Shalom. And then it said what it said hi brother. Is that what you said the first time? And then the second time I said akhati. Why did you feel the need to start speaking Hebrew? Uh, I just felt like it was a British or whatever it is. It was a time for me to showcase my diversity. That's all. I love everybody and every and every tribe. But really back to my question. You're on this show and I guess by some weird arbitrary metric you could say to global but she's actually like a global celebrity. Maybe you should get some reparations or something. No, I'm in arbitration right now so. You're in a lawsuit. I'm in arbitration for reparations. You're suing her for money. No, not at all. I'm in arbitration though. So actually I'm like the doctor that just was talking to to I think they were talking to what the the fucking Senate and I plead the fifth on that one. The fifth on the Senate doctor. Yeah, like if you're referencing your lawsuit, I just know I'm just saying I want to have to plead the fifth under the constitution of whatever the fuck he was talking about. And how do I fix a restricted not type? A restricted not type. Yeah, I'm confused. Oh, my bad. I thought you were a PlayStation. No, no, no, I played at stations though. You played at stations? Yeah, I played at stations. What does that mean? I'm sort of black. No, I'm playing words. No, I haven't even did one black. Black slang. I played at stations. What does that mean? That means I played in kuchi stations. Okay, so clearly it is black slang. It's not kuchi is, but not another one. Not a PlayStation. Played at stations is a black slang sentence. Well, black. I didn't understand it. Well, black people do play PlayStation a lot. But it, you know, it, it, it, it's okay. It's totally okay to have. What's okay? It's okay to have a station that you play at. PlayStation, like video games. I can't play online because of my nut type. Got it. Can I get my bag? Put the mic close to you. Give us vaccines. Help all the people who've been quarantined. We'll wear our masks. We'll have to stay distant. We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant. Fauci. Yes. Yes. I promise us please. We'll have a cure. They can fight off this disease. Your one behind. Restrictions will live with some ease. Dr. Fauci, don't forget me. Fucking real, man. Bring the mic close back to you. Now we're done with that bullshit. Bring my bag for me. Really quick. Got a gun. You got to laugh now. What ears was crazy, you guys? It seems like I'm like one step ahead because I was already talking about the doctor. I was already talking about my. Maybe you're one of those people like me who gets to get stuff. No, I just, I can see the future. Here's the future. I'm going to have a shot. Oh, okay. That's all good. Can I smell it? Is that real alcohol or is that water? You want to smell this with it. No, not your, not your genitals. I'm not gay. Not one of those evil devil cults. That smell in my genitals doesn't make you gay. That's Fiji. That is alcohol. No, it's Fiji. No, it's not. It's Lalo. Maybe if you lose that court case, you were just talking about you complete insanity and say that you're some sort of crazy alcoholic. I never, I never said I was in the case. I said attrition or whatever you say. Obitation is different. What's the difference? You can't talk about it. You can't. I don't think so. So then tell that to the person, to the judge or deal with whoever. I will. I will. And shout out to my arbitrationers. I'm glad you're drinking again. Makes me happy to see. Thanks, man. I got a bad heart. Yes. Following up on that, you called it again. A couple of months ago, you claimed you're about to die. Come on, I am, I am on point. Was this just a way somebody fucking gave me the script before I came in this motherfucker? Maybe I'm just too predictable. Now you're unpredictable. Was this just a way to get out of your many lawsuits? I never claimed I was going to die. I said, if I stopped drinking and I started to, you say, 20, 27 is a wrap. If I stopped drinking and I started to take care of myself, I would live. But clearly, that's not happening. So you're still going to die then, right? Then that's my point. I thought maybe it was actually just a kind of a genius legal play. Like, why are we going to sue him if he's going to be dead in 2027 and then all day on the lawsuit kind of disappear and then, no, I would still win him. I would just be dead. Yes, but even if you do win them, you're fighting against people who, as they turned out, global superstars. No, I wasn't talking about, I'm talking about J walking. You have a J, I'm not talking about any person or thing. I'm talking about what my feet did walking across the street. I don't even just mean the Kim Kardashian one. Aren't you in a bunch of lawsuits? It leaves me another one. Well, there's two of those at least. And then I read one. There was about music back in like 2023. No, there was. I forget the exact details of it. That was, I think that was for real. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna have another ship. You want to sit? You never said you're going to have another ship? Absolutely. Can you truck the whole thing? I'm not going to do that. Why? Because I'm not the game. I would love that. But can you pour it out? Can you, so I can pour this in there? So I don't want to, I don't want to act like I'm drinking. Is there another cup that we can do you want to put alcohol in the water cup? Yeah. So you don't look like you're drinking after drinking on camera for like 20 minutes. That doesn't make much sense. Maybe you are a PlayStation. It's not okay. Raffed. Can you give me the big R-pass? The big R-pass? Yeah. You know which one I'm talking about? The big R-pass? No. Okay. Hard R. Whatever. I just, that sounds worse. The Hard R? Big R sounds like fun and playful. Hard R. It's like, oh shit. So you say you want me to give you a hard one? Hard R-pass. Hard R. The word. I thought you said hard on it. I'm sorry. The word that can divide a million people. I don't, I don't use that word. But I want you. You have to use it. But if I use it right now without your say and you say, if you don't say right now, like this guy is allowed to do it because he's cool and smart. So the hard R for me will be ratchet. Okay, but that's not what the hard R is culturally. So I'm not asking what the hard R is for you. I've never really said the hard R. It's always been the hard A. So why you're allowed to say either version. I think, I think. That's like the one benefit you guys. You know what? Okay. I give you permission to say the hard R. Really? Absolutely. We shake on it? Yep. Go ahead and say it. I for sure. I have permission. Look at me. You know, you're looking away. I've looked you in the eye. And now you're taking your thumb and you're rubbing it inside of my hand. That's happening. And it's not. And it's not okay. So everybody sees. He's a lot of people. He put it back out. Nope. That's cool. He had his thumb inside of my hand. We have three angles to show that that's not what happened. And he was rubbing in the middle of it. That's not okay. That's that's not what happened. You know, well, you're a smeller, huh? I got some, I got some, some girl's Gucci you can smell and let me know what it smell like. All past, but I appreciate the past it where you just got me and don't worry, I'll put it to use. So five, four. Not right now. Oh man, you're, you disappointed me. Why would I say it to you? You just gave it to me. Well, you can easily take it out and mute it. No, forget that, but I'm saying I got to get somebody to say it to. I'm here. But you just gave it to me. So I like you. Yeah, I gave you a word. Come to work. I gave you a, I gave you an NDR. I gave you an NTD. What's that mean? A natural transmitted disease. F***. I'd say you gave me like an SP, a super power. Okay. Wow. So it looks like you say it all the time. So when I say it to some guy later, some black guy, and then they get my, I don't say no, it's okay. Because that alcoholic Jay guy gave it to me. I think if you're in Oxnard, California, it'll be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Do you sell signed copies of your album? It's what meets for 100% off. No, so that's what meets. No, I'm just so just in the streets. But that was in my question. Do I sell who? Hard ours. Hard ours. You just gave it to me for free. So I thought you were talking about Rose Royces. No, you said the A. What's in A? What's a, what a Rola Royza? I'm really talking I'm not going to talk about it. Acura. Yeah, but I know you don't drive that. So what car you came in, you're not gonna drive an Acura? - I literally roll with my friend. - Yeah, in a car that's way more expensive than an Acura. - Not the Acura, not the Super Acura, not the Super Sports Acura, it's crazy. - Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by RumbleWallet. 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This is a paid sponsorship from Rumble, thinking of Rumble for sponsoring today's episode. Thanks. Can you help him collect his belongings? I thought you were reaching for a gun again. I keep getting scared. Well, I don't have guns. That's what I know of. Actually, I probably know of it. I just don't know for sure where it is. I'm on a protective order. Okay, but. It's like 9/11. Back to what I said. Can I make one? Back to what I said about your album. That's what it meets. Yeah, I did sell my house that's what it meets you. From 100% off? Well, not 100. It wasn't that funny. Avalon swap. He seems to think it's pretty funny. All right, so Avalon swap me is closed down. So I'm not able to sell them while I used to. Well, I can help you find another swap meet. Which one? What's your favorite swap meet to go to? Well, I don't go to them, but I could find another one. I mean, it's like a quick Google search away. T-Mart's not far. T-Mart? What's that? It's a swap meet-ish kind of place. It's just not name swap meet. Okay. Swap meet to me means three girls and I in one room. And I'm switching. I'm all three of them. Right. So I'm just swapping my (beep) Right? What did you mean when you said, "Yo, did he took my ass?" My (beep) been more open than it's ever been in my life. That wasn't my line. That's verbatim what you said. Word for word, I wrote it down. So I didn't even, I put a comma where you stopped speaking for a second. That was not even close to slightly wrong. Can you say it one more time so I can make sure it was my words? Yeah, I don't care. You can clip it out of context. If that's what you're trying to get me to do, but you said, "Yo, did he took my ass?" My (beep) will be more open than it's ever been in my life. First off, free ditty. Free him. Yeah, free ditty. Are you serious, are you joking? He's in jail. So, free ditty. And that phrase was taken from, and I apologize to the producer for actually joking about it, but that was from a producer. And he was saying that on the ditty documentary, I was making jokes about it. They clipped it right from that, from the start. And that showed me that all the things I said before that, leading up to that didn't matter. So you're not saying that he took your ass (beep) that he (beep) you? No, no, I mean, my (beep) has never been fond of it like that. Well, from a female, but it wasn't, I didn't like it. But he's a man. Yeah, he's a man. So that doesn't work. I was playing a joke on the person who said it. And we-- That's a funny joke to make. It was not, like I said. What's a (beep) Victor? Like I said. Bitches, I was mother fuck of free yo' (beep) like I said, not ditty. But it was from a producer. Did he do it? Yes, he did. Did he, did he do it? See, I can do a little rhyme and bullshit to it. Did he do it? Did he didn't do it? No. He didn't do that. Are you joking or you're serious? I mean-- In jail, he was convicted. Not from, not from the ass, that said. No, that's true, but-- That was a different phrase. That's why he was convicted of. Nope. Nope. No. No, I'm saying he was over convicted. No, he got too much time. Absolutely. That's an interesting take. Absolutely. I mean, he's still in there. I mean, unfortunately he'll be out like somewhat soon. Yeah, I think so. I think he's coming out sooner than people think. But you know what? I respect what you're saying, because-- Can I hit that vape and hit your vape? See, but yeah, I mean, one time. You were saying, sorry. I respect what you're saying, because you're saying something that most people won't agree with, but you truly believe in it. Or more likely, just some dirt on you or you're being paid. I don't even know. Yeah, there's-- There's actually-- I was just speaking in Hebrew earlier. What were you surprised? Not necessarily surprised. I was more like, oh, another one. They got another one of these guys. That's not OK. That's not OK. I mean, nothing's OK, really. You're a philosopher. You're like Richard Hitchens. More like Richard Pryor. You're like Sam Johnson. You know him, the philosopher from the '80s. More like Sam Jackson. He poured oil on himself to prove that if he lit himself on fire, he wouldn't go to heaven or hell. And then he lit himself on fire, and he turned into a bear. Well, Richard Pryor did something similar, but he didn't turn into a bear. Comedian? Yeah, but he did light a self on fire, though. Yes. And Michael was on fire, too, but that was Pepsi did that, so. You think it's OK to kick a little doggy, and he really turns into dust? I'm a very, very, very big dog fan. So I have a dog. I didn't say anything that would be not OK for a dog fan. Ping, ping, ping, ping. So many times, it's just dust particles are on the room. You could do it, probably. Yeah, I'm not going to go hard. Have you ever-- so you know people are out-- you know people are out there fucking chickens. Fucking chickens? They're literally fucking chickens, right? I don't know if there's anything wrong with that. Depending where you are, it's probably legal if it's in a country that hasn't developed. I think it's-- I think it's everywhere, they're farming. What is it I have to do with the little doggy? Well, you were talking about kicking a dog. I'm talking about fucking a chicken. You have to make it [BLEEP] again. I was asking you like a metaphorical question. You didn't get the metaphor. I'm extremely celibate, just to let you guys know. I don't even think about it. I can tell. I'm an arbitration. Again, back to the little doggy. I have a-- I have a Frenchie. Would you kick him until he turns into dust? I'll never kick my dog. I didn't say it as a violent thing. I think you're misunderstanding what I mean. But would you until he turns into dust? If I have it now, I never will. But what if it's for a science experiment? You know like when you're in sixth grade, and they ask you to put that little piece of bullshit paste in, and it explodes. I never went to-- I didn't go to sixth grade. [LAUGHTER] You were too smart. You went straight to seventh? No, I didn't go to-- well, I went to seventh for a minute. I got beat up. You went to seventh grade for a minute. You got beat up. I got jumped. Oh, it got jumped. It was a junior high. It was called Curtis, junior high. Shout out to Curtis, junior high. Shout out to Ambler, Avenue. Shout out to Centerview, shout out to Delamo, shout out to everybody. It is dogs and all your friends. All right, that's not OK. You were saying? No, well, we finished the last part. Because you just want to interact with my question about the dog. I want to interact with you every day. I really do. If that's another gazing, then let's move on. But if it's not, then we'll move on anyways. Because I don't have friends in this sort of-- You don't have friends in the gay community. I didn't know there was a gazing. I made a race. It's regardless. It's not good for me to say. What? A gaseous is the same thing. A gaseous? A gaseous. Somebody doesn't like gays. Or slugs. Or whites. Or the coaches, yeah. Can't be a racist against white people. That's what some crazy liberal bitch said, isn't it? We'll have a gay old time. Smiles sometimes. Are you using gay in like the way that it used to be before the people took the word and turned it into something that it shouldn't have been? I think Fred Flintstone was very gay. Fred Flintstone from the Little Fruity Pebbles Walks. You got it, see? Sorry, I know what I'm talking about. I'm cool. No more further questions, Your Honor. I think that's probably what Diddy did. Diddy went to jail for like five years. But for him. For you, Diddy. For you, Epstein? - That's not okay. - I mean, that's not okay. You're just a free daddy, but not a free Epstein. - He's dead. - If you're gonna do all of the pro-Israel stuff, you might as well say free Epstein. - He's dead or he's free already. - I think he's free, I like to believe. You gotta have hope sometimes. - Got it. - How many kids do you have, two? - Would you trade your least favorite kid for a bag of lunch meat? - Absolutely not. - Why? - They're my kids. - But he's a bag of lunch meat. He's like turkey, ham, sausage. What would you trade your (beep) for $200 million? - And I just don't have enough (beep) anymore. I'm like, what Kim Jong-un claims he is? - So, okay, so did you, I mean, yeah, I guess. - So did you? - I would do that for free. That would be a huge, that would be great. - I have a question. Did you take your (beep) and put it on your cheeks? 'Cause every time you smile, I see two holes. - What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about assing cheeks. - I'm saying you trade your kid for a bag of lunch meat that you can eat when you're hungry. - And I said, would you trade your (beep) for $200 million? - For $200 million. - Because you put them on your cheeks? - Okay, so no, but this is a different hypothetical. Now, I have (beep) in my face. I'm shitting out of my face. No, I wouldn't do it because I'd be condemned probably to a life that's even worse than the one I live now. - So, I'm sort of used to talking. - On the outside of an ass are cheeks. You just decided to put them on your cheeks. 'Cause cheeks and ass go together. - I got no idea what the hell you're talking about. - And that's what I feel about what you're talking about. - No, but you understand clearly what I said. 'Cause you said, no, you didn't say, I don't know. - And you understand clearly what I said. - Did I have an ass in my face? - No, no, no, I said, it looks like you trade your (beep) and you cut them in half and put them on your cheeks in my face. - 'Cause I have cheeks on my face. - Yes, you have (beep) what's that have to do with lunch meat? - It has a lot to do with lunch meat. - I have a different idea. But if you turn your kids into lunch meat, you're least favorite one. Obviously you're favorite one. You probably like them a lot. - I would love that. - We least favorite one. You know those machines that take a bread, uncut bread, and it turns them into slices. You put your least favorite kid, you put them on a bunch of band of drill, so they don't know what's happening. And then you put them in one of those things and it will slice them out. And then you put it in a little bag for when you get hungry. And you do a show like this. - And I think that the two (beep) is as long as the cheeks say the same thing. - Are you saying that I'm talking bullshit? What's the implication? - I mean, you said it, not me. - That's like a South Park joke. I know what's crazy is I know the owners of South Park. And they would agree with me. - You know the owners of South Park? - Yeah. - Well, that's, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. - I've been trying to-- - Confusing guy. - I think to confuse you is pretty talented. I have talent. - I don't know if I used that word, but you definitely could. It's something you could do. - Okay. - And I think that, you know, you have a half a slab of (beep) on each side of your cheeks. That's all I'm saying. - I get what you're saying now. - Okay. - I just didn't understand earlier. - I'm what I'm trying to say as you have. - By the way. - You have deep dimples, that's all. - By the way, can I borrow some money in the whole boat? - Absolutely. - From you. - Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't have cash like you guys. - You don't have cash? - I don't have any cash. - Can I see, can you open your pockets? - My pockets are open. - I don't want to reach into your pockets. - Okay. So if I. - 'Cause in my fingerprints will be all over a gun. - So, if I can't. - If I can't. - Got it. So if you, if you, you can reach in my pocket, if I can reach in your (beep) - If you can reach in my (beep) - They both have holes. - No, I don't, that's no deal. - Then there's no deal. - You can't reach in me so I can see that you probably don't have any money in your pocket. - Then you can't reach in me because you're putting your hand inside. - Well that's why I didn't do it. That's why I asked you. - And that's why I asked you. - And can I reach into your (beep) - But I didn't ask to reach into your pocket. - You put the finger out there. - You could reach into your pocket. - I didn't do that. He did that earlier. - Right? - But he's my manager of our floor. - I can only imagine the 360 deal you put him in. - Seven 20. - Jesus. - Wow. - 360 only goes around one time. - Wow. - But it's still, it's still an (beep) - You're just saying anything that's a circle is in a (beep) - I'm not saying anything that's a circle is in a (beep) I'm saying that the holes on your stomach are in a (beep) - That's all. - But I think you're a good guy though. - I'm a good guy. - Thanks. - Fresh part. - I think you're a great guy. - Would you kill the evil frog for a reward? And don't ask me why you's evil. - Don't ask me why you're evil. - For some natural DMT, yes. - You don't know the reward until after you kill him. - Oh, I'm just, no, no, I'm saying I don't, I wouldn't kill, you know. - The evil frog. - The evil fly away. - Frog. - Fly. - Frog. - Fly. - There's no evil fly. - There's a lot of evil flies. - Well that's no specific one. There might be evil flies. And there might be other evil frogs, but I'm talking about the evil frog. - I love frogger the game. So I have to, I would have to, I would have to go back. - I would have to go back to the doctor and say, I'll plead the fit. - You shouldn't have said just said yes. - I wouldn't say that if that's not wrong. - Some people criticize you for being an alcoholic, but those people are probably just jealous because you're happy all the time. Is that all right? - Well, I don't have drinks, like, I don't drink. - You don't drink? - Nope. - You're pulling it out right now? - Absolutely not. - I'm pulling out the water. - What's going on? - There's nothing in there. That's a red, that's a red phone. - Actually a red. - The hell is this? - It's a red phone. - It's like a smartphone. - It's like the red camera. - It's a red mobile phone. You got seen it? - Please, can I tell you? - That's a very, very dirty drive. - It's actually a 4-TB as well. - That's fine. - Was this unopened? - It was, well, I can say that and I can act. I can act that about your (beep) but I'm not. - Why didn't I ask you if you could ask that about my (beep) I asked you if the water was on open. - All right, enough about that (beep) Jesus, enough about (beep) (beep) - I'm seeing if I could get through the table. - If I was strong enough, hey. - I have friends that do that all day, you're fine. - It's a little dirty on the front. - Can you send me the photo? - Oh, that's the light. I'm sorry. I don't have my glasses on. So this is the red camera phone and video. Right. - But what's the point of having a phone that takes photos only if it looks like-- - No, it's a video. It's a video. - They'll look like shit. - That's because we haven't changed the ISO or the lighting or anything like that. - Would you have (beep) with long neck? If it meant that you would become twice as famous if you were now similar to the first one. - I would love to answer that, but I'm gonna have to plead the fifth, which is my constitutional right to do. - Not a police officer. - That's fine. - I know you probably interacted them all of the time and that's not a racist thing. - No, I love police. - You love the police. - Me too. - Can you believe all that shit they were saying? - The long neck said, he said, "Defund the police." That's a direct quote from long neck. I can just slander him 'cause he doesn't have any money. - Who's long neck? - Some dumb fucking guy with a long neck. - Got it. Got it. - I'm asking you, if you became really famous from it, like you did the first time with your first (beep) tape, would you do another one with long neck? - Again, I would love to answer that. But as it's my constitutional right to do, I'm gonna have to-- - You don't need to pull up a constitutional right. You can just say, "I don't wanna answer that." That's fine. I'm an arbitration, so. - Can I help you in arbitration? Can I get involved with this case? And you bring me on as one of the lawyers, and I'll bring all my freak show people here, and then they'll probably just drop the whole thing. - Well, the way you think you're well. - The way you're grabbing that microphone, you might be next. (laughing) - You didn't. - Shh. - Okay, well, that's it. I have to film with long neck now. - I might call back. Please. Thanks. Not that one. The other one. Thanks. - Speedy. That's for the dead homies. Appreciate that. See, you are positive. You do want this to be a positive show. - I like encouraging alcoholics. - All right, cool. - Wanna sit? - No. - Okay, cool. - I don't drink. - I'm sober. - Got it. - You want the cap? - I'm okay. - Well, that's it, we have to film with long neck, we're done. - Is that a dinosaur or like some kind of like. - Long neck? - Yeah. - He's like that creep a little kid on him. Instagram he's my next guest really we're gonna rip him apart You mean you mean no Nick cuz that's a friend. I like no neck. I was that I was in a box in no no neck You know no neck are you talking about white neck? No, you know neck No, is this another character added to this neck? I promise you there's a guy out there Name no neck who does not have a neck and it's not you're not talking about a really buff black guy was a white neck Cuz there's white neck. Well no neck is not buff Who's it and white neck is in gel? I or in arbitration or whatever for similar reasons as your body did he and then long neck Who's probably my buddy or body? Same same to you probably got answers both yes. Well free did he so free him free him I mean free Tory lanes as well What did he do nothing look salt or something? You know what I'm in arbitration so I can't answer that that makes sense Okay, well thanks for coming on. I appreciate. That's it. That's it. We have to do long neck now. You got to be kidding me That's it thought Well, that's what she told me last night, but yeah, it wasn't okay That's for the dead homies. You have any dead homies? The bunch of animals at my house