Matan Confronts Professor Jiang For Being a Chinese Spy

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Professor Jiang. Welcome in. Thanks for coming. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in, Mike. Mike, take your fucking seat. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. So could you please pull the mic close to your mouth and then introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that one and that one. Okay, so I'm a Professor Jiang who is not a Professor Jiang. Yeah. You're not Professor Jiang? I am not Professor Jiang. That is my official YouTube name. Not a professor. Oh, so you're not an official professor. I'm not an official professor. Do you call yourself a professor to trick the dumbest people in the world into giving you more credibility when you speak? No, the dumbest people in the world call me a professor because they don't know better. Well, that's exactly what I just said. I see that's one of your tactics. I've been seeing on the interviews. You'll hear something and then you'll repeat it as if you're saying something different, especially when it has a negative connotation. No, no, no. What you said is I am purposefully misleading people and what I just said is I am being led by people and I just go along with it. So it wasn't your choice to call yourself Professor Jiang? It was not my choice. That was. American people, the Chinese people, who was that? Who made that decision? Well, we're talking about the dumbest people, so it would be American. So the Nepalese probably, actually. I think the Americans are dumber, but. No, no way. All of the charts show way the opposite. Americans are right around the middle. The Nepalese are. I mean, I've already went over this. But anyways, you're most well known for your predictions, right? Yes. So can you predict what I'm about to pull out of my pocket? You will pull out a red rabbit. Are you ready? Yeah. I can't even see you. Oh, I have no idea what that is. Scrambled eggs. Oh, that was hard to do. See, you weren't able to predict that. Okay. So does that mean that I'm smarter than you or what does that mean? It means that the universe is not working as it should today. You have disrupted the force in the universe. I'll give you another try. Okay. What do you predict I will do next? You will eat the scrambled eggs. That is correct. Okay, we've restored balance to the universe. Very, very tasty. Yum. I'm so happy I got to eat those eggs out of my pocket. But I got you the first time. Right. So I'm really an all-around winner. I restored the universe. I'm like Loki, sort of. But I also defeated the great professor, Zhang. Yeah. So congratulations, Loki. The great professor, Zhang. Can I call you that? Yeah, you can call me whatever you want. It's your show. Can I call you Professor Genie? You can. It's your show. Awesome. So we will use that then. Do you think a good way to test if a girl is a gold digger is to hide in the restroom when the bill comes and then say you shit your pants? Um, no. No. The, uh. Best way. Best way to test if a girl is a gold digger is to hide in the restroom when the bill comes and then say you shit your pants. Yeah, but that's not really practical. You know what I mean? If you are a rich person and then you're dating a girl or you're going on a date with a girl, becoming a homeless person is not something you can practically, immediately do. Hey, I have a question for you. Yes. Um, and I was wondering about this the entire day, but do homeless people have s**ks? Um, probably either with themselves or with animals as opposed to with each other, but some of them definitely with each other, yeah. So, when you go to a homeless shelter. You were wondering about that? No, I was wondering about that because I was. Not a good thing to wonder about. Because I was on the subway and it's like a homeless community on the subway. It's smell and I was like, wow, these people really smell. I mean, what is it like to have s**ks together? Well, you gotta imagine that for them that smell is completely normal. They live on that subway, a lot of them. I understand, yes. Like, when I got to where we're at right now, I actually thought it smelled a bit strange, but I no longer smell it. Maybe that's just how it smells here in Toronto, but I wasn't used to it. Now, even just after one day, it's completely normal to me. Yeah, um, what you will also discover after a day in Toronto is your IQ will drop out by about 20 points. By 20 points? Yeah, 20 points. So, if a slightly dumb person comes here within about a day, they will become actually re*****? No, no, that person will become Prime Minister of Canada. Oh, okay. Yeah. But I thought you said their IQ will drop 20 points. Right, but once you drop to a certain level, it then jumps up again. And what about you? What happened? But you live here? I live here, yes. So, what are the consequences of that? Are you dropping by 20 daily? Um, no, I try not to breathe. Okay. Yeah. Well, you're failing at that because you're alive. Um, well, I've been here for a long time. I grew up here. Okay, so you could be 20 points IQ higher, actually, is what you're saying and what you want to say. Yeah. is what you're saying and what you are now yes and what are you now um iq wise have you taken a test i have not did you want to do an iq test on me well i i can't i'm not a licensed uh what is it a therapist you have to be no i think you have to be a licensed psychologist yeah i'm not a licensed psychologist nor do i have the test with me but i think you should do one i i will i will now yes i'm i saw you were collaborating recently with sneeko he actually connected us and he took a live iq test and what was his iq i believe he got a 79 uh is that good uh no no it's it's really bad actually that's really really really bad well maybe if they were discriminating against him maybe maybe it's just racism being asian should actually have a higher one but isn't he also black i think he's more asian than black i could be wrong though i would have to ask him well it's probably racism so yeah do you have a chip in your brain that will disable you if you ever betray the motherland um that's a good question so i don't know but i should check well i'm asking assuming you know maybe that's why i've seen you very rarely speak poorly of china okay you have not been watching enough of my youtube videos because i actually talk a lot of trash about china but there's always like weird stipulations and i will also say for somebody you said you live in beijing half of the year um i live in beijing half of the year and i live in beijing half of the year and i live in um i live in beijing most of the year for somebody who lives in beijing for most of the year you'd think they'd be a little bit cautious about coming to canada speaking bad about china and then going back to beijing they'd be maybe a little worried about the consequences i like living life on the edge it's not really a question of if you want to live on the edge it's more of a question of how are you getting away with it right that's a good question so um i think it's because i speak english and they don't speak english oh so they don't understand you over there i don't they don't understand what what i say that's a good point maybe yeah yeah you know you are what you eat yeah have you considered that have you considered like i they don't just understand what i'm saying no well are you asking me seriously or or or as a joke because i am seriously curious how you would say negative things about china or potentially negative things about china and then live in beijing because obviously them not speaking english is not the answer but it is a funny witty response yeah so um i'm in the gray zone so i'm not a chinese citizen i don't work in china i don't make money in china i don't interact with chinese people i just happen to so if you're not a chinese citizen you can get away with more yes because they don't care what if i go to china tomorrow and then i pee on somebody will i get away with it uh it depends if that if you ask for permission first if you ask politely sure well of course not well then why would you speak chinese remember i only speak english so if you ask for permission first and then you don't get away with it then you're not a chinese citizen and then you don't get away with it then you don't get away with it then you're not a chinese citizen well i mean um i think if you were to pee on that person and then you ask that person to pee in your mouth i think that would be considered um no i wouldn't ask him to pee in my mouth afterwards i would i would pull my pants up and then i'd take a video of them trying to to clean themselves they'd probably be frantic imagine you're in china and you're a random chinese person who's only ever been to china an american comes over to you in your small isolated village says something in english you don't understand you're about asking for a photo so you can show your fellow villagers that you just met somebody who isn't chinese and then he starts peeing on you would you be willing to give this person money after you pee on that person i will give him pesos maybe just to confuse him and insult him even further i'll give him argentinian pesos well if you're willing to do that then you'll probably have a long line of people um waiting to get peed on so i'll get away with this in china as long as you want to pay yes so can you look at the camera right now and say my name is professor jingy and i recommend that american tourists go and pee on people in china um i can't say that why not why can't you say that okay well because i'm not recommending this i'm just saying you just asked me a hypothetical dude you just said that if i do it people are going to be lining up for it so now if you're willing to pay if you want to play just give me the argentinian pesos look just go to china and says hey um i'm looking for volume volunteers, if I pee on you, and I will give you $100, then I think you'll have lots of people waiting in line to get peed on. It's a tough economy. But that has nothing to do with the government. No, no, it's. But that's my point. Am I going to get in trouble with the government? Only if people report you for not giving them money afterwards. Okay, so circling back to the original thing, I'm sure you've been reported to the Chinese government for the things you have said that may be seen as negative towards them. Um, no, I have not, because I have not hurt anyone in China. I've not broken the law in China. Do you like Xi Jinping? Um, we're brothers. Do you like him? I said we're brothers. Outside of your blood relation to him, what do you think about him as a person, as a leader? It's complicated. It's complicated? Yeah, it's complicated. Okay. Yeah. That seems like a good answer to not have to answer. I would not pee on him. I would definitely not threaten to pee on him. I'm not that stupid either. Again, I didn't ask if you'd pee on him. I asked if you liked him. Um, I mean, I like him enough not to pee on him. And would you consider voting for Mitch McConnell if he ran for president in 2028? Um, absolutely. He's so articulate, and he's so vibrant, and he's so dynamic. Absolutely. He's clearly with us. A lot of people are saying that he's not with us, that he's about to die. Oh, that's. This is Mitch McConnell. Who did you think that was? When you walked in, I said, "This is Mr. McConnell." I don't know. Some random guy in a wheelchair. Okay. A random guy in a wheelchair named Mr. McConnell that's at a place where a podcast is being filmed with a suited arm? Well, you know what? If Mr. McConnell is sitting beside us right now, I would definitely vote for him in 2028 when he runs to become the president of the United States. Do you have any questions for him? Um. Um, do you like f***ing your wife? Have you ever had s*** with your wife? Probably not. Okay. I got it. Okay. Why would you interpret that as a "probably not"? I would interpret that as "he's about to die." Have you seen his wife? No. Okay. Well, she's a Chinese spy. She's a trained spy. No, she's a Chinese spy. Oh, she's a Chinese spy? Yes. It takes one to know one, doesn't it? Uh, yes, it does. Did you guys go to the same school together over there? Um, yeah. They said, "You'll be McConnell's wife. I know it's a tough job, but you'll have to suck it up." "And we'll give your kids. We won't torture them as much if they're tall." "We will let them play basketball and then eventually live in the U.S.A." "You will mess with everybody's brains by saying crazy bullsh*t." Was that a conversation you had before with the Chinese government and McConnell's wife? No. But I should, yes. And how many people are currently living inside your walls? Um. Is walls a metaphor or a real thing? No, a real thing. Like, how many people are living inside the walls of your house? And, as a follow-up, but first answer that question, are they there invited? Do you think it might be more? Are they having children? Are they breeding? Yeah, so, um, I live with my wife and we have three children. But they're not living in your walls. Oh, I get what you're saying with the metaphor. Not the walls of your home. Inside of the walls. You don't get what I'm saying? I have absolutely no idea what you're saying. You see the wall right there? Yeah. I'm talking about somebody living inside of the wall, not inside of the house that's made out of walls. Um, I have no idea how many people are living inside my wall right now. I've never checked. Would you be happy if it was more than zero? Um, I'd be very surprised, but I. But would it be a happy surprise, like, "Woohoo!" or would it be like, "Oh my god, oh my god." Um, I'd be very pleasantly surprised. Because to me. People were living in your walls. Yeah, because it'd be a miracle. I have no idea how people could actually live inside a wall. I'd be surprised. But that would not be a miracle. That would be horrible. That would be so fucking scary if people were living in your walls that you didn't know about. Are they dead or are they alive? I mean, I feel like if they were dead, I would have specified that. I mean, that'd be even scarier if they were dead. There's dead people living inside the walls of your house. Yeah, so. Do you own your house? Do you know how much the value of your house would go down? Just by that, you'd probably lose like a billion dollars. Yeah. So, we don't own property. We rent. So. Oh, I was talking about in Canada. In Canada? I don't own any property in Canada either. Oh, really? Yes. In China, isn't it that you get to rent it for up to 99 years? Uh, no. You buy a house and then you can have it for like 99 years, but then you have to give it back to the government after 99 years. Right. Mm-hmm. Is that a. You like that? That system or no? I don't care because I don't buy property. I just rent. But do you like the system or no? I think communism is great. Have you tried it? No. Okay. Well, there you go. Should I try it? Yeah, exactly. Are you a communist? Um, I am a communist and we eat scrambled eggs every day for breakfast. Well, that doesn't sound as good as you think it might. Okay. Well, you were the one who told me scrambled eggs are tasty. They're tasty when they come out of your pocket and they've been there for hours. Well, we could do that as well. That's going to take a lot more work than I think you're expecting. Right. Because you. Can you imagine how many times during the day you're going to be tempted to eat them? Yeah. And then you have to remind yourself that the longer you leave it in, the better they are. This is what communism. And then now, if you are somebody with a lot of self-control, now you're fighting it. You're like, "Well, maybe I should eat them now." And then you're like, "Oh, well, I'm Mr. Self-control. I should never eat them." This is why communism is the greatest system in the world because we can guarantee scrambled eggs out of your pocket every single day for every meal. Right. And what about sugar cookies? Do you like sugar cookies? Oh, no. Okay. What's going on? I shouldn't block your face. Yeah. Do you mind holding it up a little bit? Okay. I'll hold it up for you. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Here you go. Flour. Okay. Sugar cubes. Okay. Butter. So. Okay. Vanilla. Okay. You think you are making sugar cookies. You are not. Okay. You are participating in one of the oldest political systems in human civilization. Okay. Flour is peasantry. It is everywhere. Okay. It is cheap. So. Okay. Nobody respects flour. Okay. But without flour. Okay. Flour. Okay. Without flour, there is no cookie. Okay. Okay. I got it. Butter controls everything. Okay. If butter is too cold, nothing moves. Okay. Okay. So. So the egg is the state. Okay. Vanilla is the culture. Okay. Structurally unnecessary. But if it is missing. Okay. Everyone got a notice. Okay. Now you are mixing the flour. Okay. So. Okay. So. Okay. So. Okay. So. Okay. You mix the flour. Okay. Then you will chill the dough. Okay. So. Okay. Then you cut with the cookie cutter. Okay. Finally, place in the oven. The oven is the crisis. Okay. Some cookies spread. Some cookies burn. So. Okay. Some cookie will survive. Okay. Cookie. Israel. Cookies. Okay. So. Okay. Okay. Some cookies spread. Some cookies burn. Israel. Cookies is the messiah. Professor Ginger. Okay. I'll leave you with that. Okay. Thank you. It was hard to pay attention because while you were talking and Mitch McConnell was hiding behind this board, he was off. Sorry. What did you think about my lecture? Obviously, it was a little bit inspired. And, you know, usually when somebody is inspired by somebody, they'll wait a little bit before going straight to the big dog. Yeah. But I have a lot of self-confidence. So. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Sorry. Sorry. So I wanted to present it straight to you. That was brilliant. You. Thank you so much. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. What did you learn? I learned the sugar cookie is the messiah. You know what's crazy? I knew that that was what you were going to say. Out of that whole thing, I knew that you were going to say that. I should have planned on saying it at the same time as you. What else did you learn? And now I don't have a guess. I learned we have too much flour in the world. Flour is everywhere. Okay. Yeah. I respect flour. That's right. But without flour, it all goes down. That's right. So, okay. Okay? Yeah. I was hoping you would respond with okay. Yeah. Okay. So, okay? Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Are you okay? Yeah. Where's my sugar cookie? Oh, I thought you were going to ask where your shoes are. I was like, wow, you're starting to lose it. No. Give me my sugar cookie. You're starting to become like McConnell. We don't have any cookies for you, unfortunately. All right. I was just giving a lesson. All right. Well. You should have had a sugar cookie for me at the end of the lecture. Yeah. But that would be a reward. I should get a sugar cookie for teaching the lecture. Don't you think that makes more sense? No. No. No. Because the entire point is to bring the Messiah, right? And the sugar cookie represents the Messiah. So when you give me the sugar cookie, you're telling me the Messiah is close. That would be horrible if I then presented you to eat the Messiah. That would be terrible. You're going to go to hell forever. No. But then I can become the Messiah and you can become the Messiah. We can share the cookie. No. explain that you were the messiah or that i was the messiah well then let's give it to mitch mcconnell mitch mcconnell he's going to be the future president i know that's why he's the messiah being the president doesn't make you the messiah there's probably a million presidents of different things all around the world we don't know what he's going to be the president of are you the messiah am i the messiah yeah no okay are you no okay right you said you don't believe chad gbt's answers are really ai right okay um all right i was curious about that okay so okay so okay do you want me to explain this or do you want to keep on like you know keep on going because explain this it'll take an hour that would be really long but i guess maybe sum it up as as best you can in like a minute or two okay fit to bed okay so people believe that when they ask chad gbt a question they believe it is generated by an ai yeah but what's really happening is the ai is drawing an answer from a database and catering it to the needs of the user yeah the sample from this database was human created um and people don't appreciate this so who's responding when i send the ai a picture of my piece to check if i have cancer hope hopefully the ai is oh so it's not an indian after all i never said it was the indian doing this i said it was the indians who create the samples and who we find why would they get okay so you're saying that when you ask ai a question it's ai answering but they're collecting the information from a database created by humans they are retrieving information from a database that was generated from a database that was generated from a database for interaction between humans and and and then ai but why would the humans here be indian you usually people give annoying work that's not particularly important to indians like hey can you call my mother and pretend to be me it's her birthday tomorrow i don't have enough time to talk to that motherfucker lady won't get off the phone not like hey can you indians please write all of the important history lessons in ai because then you're gonna write a bunch of baloney you know what i apologize it's not just the indians it's also my nigerians it's also the yeah i know i know right history chat gpt is a garbage dump okay yes you know what happens when you have dumb people write about their own country you're gonna ask chat gpt where is nigeria it's gonna say everywhere is nigeria nigeria the best nigeria fuck you nigeria fuck your ass have you ever used chat gpt yeah and it doesn't respond shit like that what's going on like what stop looking at me man i've asked chat gpt about nigeria and it doesn't respond stuff like that however i will concede i would be much happier and use it way more if it did i i agree with that and as a matter of fact i've asked chat gpt a ton about indians and india okay okay so okay and uh um so all i'm saying is you assume that chat gpt is an objective um ai that okay then who's programming the chat gpt to answer the way i would probably think either like americans jews or europeans or like maybe australians but definitely not nigerians and indians right okay that just seems like way too important of a thing to pass off to nigerians and indians right okay and i'm not right okay i agree with you okay so okay so let's be clear there's a division of labor in the ecosystem that is clearly racist so you're absolutely right in that it's usually white people jews basically that control the algorithm and then you have at the very bottom third world people um who do the manual labor which includes um inputting data labeling data okay which also includes um but this is probably is this important data or no this is just like this is the the annoying work yeah i know it's like it's like 99 of ai is labeling data okay right so they're doing most of the work but but it is um pretty mundane work and then you have a middle management of engineers who are making sure that the system is working uh correctly but uh what's really important for people to appreciate is that there's always human intervention in this process it's human curated so do you use ai or no i don't use ai so how do you know if you have testicular cancer then because that's how i've been checking you've been asking chat gpt if you have that was the whole basis of the question i usually send every night chat gpt a picture of you and i'm like oh my and ask you to check if i have cancer okay well um you might also want to go talk to a doctor but then you have to have a real guy look at it and then it's like if this guy's gay then this is really weird and i don't i don't know how to test it for sure and there's nothing even that says he's not even allowed to be gay and it has to be a man too and shit gets starting getting bad yeah yeah i would consider a doctor but what if they're gay what if it's a gay doctor how do you know chat gpt is not gay well are we talking i might is the answer indian or ai now um i mean like what i've been saying for a long time is you cannot separate the two here's a better here's a better response how do i know the ai is not gay even if it is gay it's still not touching my ass that is an improvement that is an improvement over the doctor exactly man exactly and there's no i mean and also there's no child on his computer yeah well that doesn't really matter to me i mean do whatever you like in your own free time but you get my point right yeah i mean do you like when the doctor starts putting his fingers in his mouth and then putting it in his ear and then going and then he puts the finger in his mouth again and he goes it tastes so bad oh hot hot this is why i don't go to doctors but you just recommended i go to doctors i go to a doctor if you have testicular cancer yes i don't know if i do i'm checking so i don't have to go to the doctor if you are afraid you have testicular cancer you should go see a doctor because the doubt and anxiety um it's killing you from within it's an interesting point yeah if i stay the same bum i am in the clubs of manhattan smoking grass all day walking like a guy everywhere i go then what kind of girl will i get an asian girl the worst of the worst okay are you saying that asian girls are the worst of the worst that's what you just said no it's not i was answering my own question right i was really making a statement disguised as a question so then when you give me an answer and i repeat the answer and i revealed that it was actually a statement and not a question look you sound stupid if osman gold can get an asian girl so can anyone are they dating i saw a clip where there was a girl in his house he's probably the easiest guy to send a spy in there and trick right i think he'd be very happy um if a spy was willing to sleep with him yes he would be happy about that or he just wouldn't give a is my point like he would not care and if and if he found out he could be easily manipulated by the spy who he knows is a spy into thinking it's okay yeah well fortunately she's she's just a so oh really well i don't know too much about her why do you say that is she literally a well she's on offense so oh wow okay yeah i didn't know that would you rather be lily phillips or asmongold oh that's a tough one probably you know what that's that's the worst of that spectrum so probably asmongold what do you have against lily phillips i said with her and like like you were so mean to her she's just this happy person who's trying to bring happiness to this world and you just you know you just harassed and insulted her for the whole time she was here she it's possible she is the messiah lily phillips you're saying might be the messiah she's here to bring peace to the world imagine this okay imagine so okay these russians and ukrainians they are about to kill each other right you drop lily phillips in between them and she's like just you know take just line up there'll be peace in the world i think there might be a moment of peace because they would both be so horrifically offended and they would get together to her um but yeah i mean you could bring peace for a brief moment no i think they would and then one bullet's gonna go astray and it's gonna start getting wild again but yeah i'm sorry have you ever had no okay i i figured that okay guys are dogs if they see a woman with a they will oh are we dropping her naked we're dropping her exactly that's the point yeah i mean there's definitely some soldiers you drop a naked dog uh between them and and they would stop fighting you mean a naked dog what does that even imply because most dogs don't have clothes are you talking about a dog that has been had the skin peeled off of him so a dog that's just screaming in pain that's about to die look somehow he's man made to be alive for just a little bit there's a hole guys are gonna put their p**s in the hole all right it's that simple all right anyway she's she's a messiah okay i'll tell you this i don't know what you're talking about but i've had a dog and i did not put my p**s in his mouth i think this might be i think this is probably from where you're from shit like this is going on but no we eat our dogs what are you talking about don't insult us yeah who do you think is more likely to have with a dog a guy who lives with the dog and provides for oh shit this isn't a good point i'm making huh no it's not we're civilized we eat our dogs you guys you that's actually i proved myself wrong while i was speaking exactly i can see that yes we're one one now okay earlier when i got you with the eggs all right and and following up on that have you ever eaten that dog do you is that something you do over there um i've tried once and it tastes for real you have tried it yeah and it tastes like chicken it's not a big deal really yeah have you tried it well no i i haven't been there but i don't really know if there's much wrong with it to be completely honest yeah i mean i get that it's better than a dog yeah for well for one yes and for two everybody says that it's not okay because they're domesticated uh. but i'm not the one who domesticated them that happened over uh. you know hundreds of years and i don't believe i'm responsible for the actions of my ancestors so i should be allowed to eat dogs that's right that's right i support you so i'll give china a point there yes thank you we'll take this point so if you're if the chinese government is listening here he's he's advisor this this this is the boss is listening we agree this is how we achieve world peace okay through dialogue through conversation matan has gone from coming to china to pee on people to come to china to eat dogs with people no absolutely not i'm going to well i'm not going to do this but if i went to china and i peed on people and then i ate a dog after and then i was i was amped up after i just had a good meal and then i could pee again on somebody this is an unbelievable cycle yeah but but just make sure bring lots of money i'll bring a bunch of argentinian pesos i can do that but i cannot bring a ton of u_s_ money you know maybe in uh. a year's time argentina pesos will be worth more than u_s_ dollars that another prediction you have possibly i think you should be careful about the predictions you make because if you say shit like that when it obviously doesn't happen you're going to lose some credibility people are going to show us like made me lose a lot of credit ok well that's besides the point you've already made that mistake i'm saying if you start saying that argentinian pesos are going to be worth more than u_s_ dollars and that doesn't happen and it probably won't people are going to stop calling you professor jeng they're going to start calling you educated jeng you do another one they're going to start calling you jeng and then it goes stupid jeng and then it becomes a motherfucker jeng i lost all my money investing in argentinian pesos yeah my ambition is jeng my my my ambition is um to transcend from my uh from being a professor jeng i'm going to start calling you jeng and then it goes stupid jeng and then it becomes a motherfucker jeng i lost all my money investing in argentinian pesos yeah my ambition is jeng my my my ambition is um to transcend from my uh from being a professor jeng to being a prophet that wow i said wow yeah it's an ambitious goal it is ambitious thank you i didn't mean that as a compliment but well i'm taking that as a compliment thank you what about mitch mcconnell is he the messiah you like to throw that word around we did not give him a sugar cookie give him a sugar cookie and he'll be the messiah are you the messiah stop looking at me it's it's disgusting after you off man do you think next time china will learn from their mistakes and send a more believable spy um i think um mitch mcconnell's wife has done a fantastic job so far of promoting chinese interests i'm nothing against her so assuming that you're right and she's done a fantastic job and i agree with you because we discussed that earlier let's make the assumption i'm not talking about mitch mcconnell's wife okay then um um the guy who um built tesla and spacex has also done a wonderful job ilan musk yeah you're saying he's a chinese spy yeah i think he's a chinese spy interesting he has a factory he has a tesla factory in shanghai wow yeah i thought i thought he was i thought he was south african yeah but then every time i see him i'm like that guy is not black what the hell is going on and and he is now promoting chinese tourism is he really yes he is and he's saying like everyone should go visit china i saw also not too long ago he went to israel yeah so i'm saying that he is there is some suspicious stuff with him i'll give you that yeah and you know who else is a chinese spy jimmy diamond is a chinese spy jimmy diamond yes i mean that sounds like a chinese person i don't know who that is but you're probably right he's not chinese he's greek but yeah who's jimmy diamond he's the head of jp morgan oh okay i mean yeah that's completely believable that somebody like that i'm not even kidding around here i mean yeah he probably is yeah but why do you say that is he like an important guy i know jp morgan is important but does he have a lot of influence over it or why do you say that well i mean wall street has made a lot of money in in china and they are actively promoting chinese interests in the united states i see and do you think it'd be smarter for somebody to invest in american stocks or chinese ones um i would rather invest in aren't you going to pesos yeah you'd rather invest in argentinian pesos yes now i like you so i'm gonna heavily warn you against that because i don't want to see you turn into one of those homeless people you were insulting earlier homeless people have great your wife you said you have three kids yeah i mean they're gonna be pretty pissed off when they're like yeah my dad is an extremely famous guy i thought i was gonna have millions of dollars and now all i have is millions of pesos they don't know i'm famous hundreds of dollars they don't know i'm famous they don't know you're i mean how old are they um they are eight five and three okay that makes sense yeah so now and then i'm walking my kids and random people come up to me on the streets and ask my and ask for to take a picture they literally think that they're the famous ones you know what would actually be a good idea you could probably make them think you're so cool if the next time somebody comes up to you and recognizes you you explain to them that you're a killer you're a secret killer and that people are taking photos with you because because because of that yeah that's it um maybe i should ask can i pee on you no don't start acting like a killer don't do things that a killer could get away with because after he pees on people he can kill them but just lie to your children and say you're a killer and and and what what good would that do egg do you have no sugar cookies for mitch how many texas double whopper meals could you eat in five minutes um 120th of a meal but what even is that like two and a half french fries and a quick sip of the soda yeah basically well why i mean because eating slow is the best thing you can do to preserve your health eat slow yeah but you're also wasting your life eating it slow you're not eating it slow you're not eating it slow you're eating it extremely slowly so you're gaining more time at the cost of more time that you're saving you ever consider that yeah professor yeah you know what the best thing to do is not eat this crap yeah and go for doggies no drink water a water diet yeah i mean that might work if you're like 300 pounds and you're trying to lose weight extremely quickly quickly and you don't care about acting like a complete manic person everywhere you go but otherwise i don't think it'll work out well um no it's it's the best food in the world drinking water that is sort of true it's not a food but it's the best probably the healthiest thing yeah yep which celebrities are most likely to be controlled which celebrities are most likely to be controlled yeah it's better to ask which celebrities are not controlled they're all controlled okay so which ones are not controlled you i don't know if i categorize my i'm definitely not a traditional celebrity i may be famous but traditional celebrities okay because with youtubers and people like that it's easier to assume that they're probably not controlled like traditional hollywood stars no i i would say most famous youtubers are controlled asmongold is definitely controlled what about jacksepticeye i've never heard of this guy in my life pewdiepie no you've heard of him you haven't heard of pewdiepie oh the computer guy no that's marcus brownlee i have no idea like okay one of them is black one of them okay what about i assume you're talking about like who mr beast oh mr beast is definitely controlled by who by by satan by satan yeah oh why do you think it's called mr is that a metaphor or he's literally speaking with the devil um or you think he's just trying to appease the devil no i i i think he made a deal with the devil i think he sell his soul and now he's youtube famous are you saying he literally made a deal with the devil or there's somebody who is as bad as the devil who's representing what you're calling the devil here um i think that um mr beast in his mind Yeah, has made a deal with the devil. Yeah, in his mind. Okay, so which celebrities are controlled, like literally controlled, by a government, you know, American government, Chinese government, Israeli government, Russian government, or controlled by some sort of group, whatever it is. Not like they're crazy and they're making deals with the devil in their head, but like actually controlled. I think Asmongold is controlled. Okay, Asmongold, by who? By, by. The Chinese spy wife? I, I, no, I, I think that the things he says are to promote certain political interests. I think he's, he has an FBI handler. Okay, and who else do you think is controlled? Traditional celebrities I'm interested in. Oh, traditional celebrities? Yeah, yeah. Like, do you think The Rock is controlled? Oh, yeah, absolutely. No, he's so cool. I know, I know. I think Oprah Winfrey is controlled. The Rock. Yeah, The Rock, I'm sorry. The Rock, Johnson. Yes. He's controlled by who? Um, he's controlled by. Professor Jang is controlling him. Oh, no, I'm not controlling him. Yeah, you are. No, I, I, I know him. I know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. So, so, if, if you were to sit down with The Rock, do you think he would have any political opinions of his own? Um, probably not. He's, he's a weird one because he seems like he might run for office at some point. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. So, he probably is especially not interested in talking about politics until it's clear to him which side is going to be better for him to run on. So, um, you know about the Osama Bin Laden raid, right? Where they killed him. Well, he received news of the raid about 24 hours before. No, that was John Cena. John Cena announced it at WWE. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's, it's The Rock. Oh, you're right. The Rock also did this. Had past friends in the Special Forces. Yeah. And they told him 24 hours. And they told him 24 hours before it was made public that they got Osama Bin Laden, right? Okay. So, The Rock, um. So, you're saying The Rock is secretly the president? No, I think. So, like one of those movies. No, I, I think The Rock has a lot of friends within the U.S. deep state. And, um, these friends. So, The Rock is controlled by the American government? Yeah, good. No, I'm saying that's what you're saying. The Americans control The Rock. I would say special factions are factions. Actions within the U.S. deep state control The Rock. Okay, that makes sense. And who else? Any other ones that are interesting like that? Uh, Oprah Winfrey is definitely controlled. By, by the U.S. again? Yeah. So, what are, who are, I'm curious on who you think are some Russian-controlled celebrities, some Chinese-controlled celebrities, and then some Israeli-controlled celebrities. Well, there's no difference between the United States and Israel. Okay, so you're saying that like The Rock and Oprah Winfrey are also Israeli-controlled celebrities. Yeah, that's right. And what about China? What about Chinese-controlled celebrities? Um. Besides Mitch McConnell. Chinese-controlled celebrities are like, uh, Elon Musk. Okay. Uh, yeah. Any more? Um, uh, Jamie Dimon. Oh, okay, yeah, you mentioned him. That's right. What about, what about Russian? Russia, hmm, um, yeah, I don't know, um, which celebrities would be, would be controlled by, by Russia. Hmm. Yeah. Do you think there are any? I mean, there must be some, right? I, I think there are celebrities who have contacts with Russia, like Steven Seagal. Okay. Um, yeah. What about Nigerian-controlled celebrities? Does that exist? Probably you. I'm a Nigerian-controlled celebrity? Yeah. I deny those allegations. Okay. Profusely. Well, well. I'm actually offended by that. I can't even be an Israeli-controlled celebrity? Yeah. I can't even be at the, at the high level? Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty fucking insulting. Yeah. But, but you work your way up. You know, you're young. Okay. That's, that's a good point. You're young. You got a YouTube channel. I still have some time. Yeah. Eventually you'll end up like The Rock. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. There you go. Keep the faith. Keep the faith? Yeah. Keep the faith. Okay. I, I. Yeah. Work hard. Work hard. I'm a big fan of your show. Messiah, we will know the Messiah because He or she will go into darkness And bring out the light So definitely not Long Neck then Probably Lily Phillips I don't think so But definitely not Long Neck She went into the darkness To bring out the light Think about the imagery Long Neck goes into the darkness And brings out the darkness And he puts dark over the world He's probably the devil That's why he's not the Messiah Whereas Lily Phillips goes into the darkness And brings out the light No, she does the same thing She goes into the darkness And brings out the darkness No, no To envelop the world She makes guys into her The spark of life But even if you're making the argument That people need to have intercourse more So they can have children Because the population is fleeting Especially in developed countries She's not having children I know Bonnie Blue had a child But a child No, no, no She is Helping men Yes Okay Alright Well, that convinced me Thank you so much Alright Well, that's it also Because I have to film with Long Neck Okay, alright We're done Thanks so much for coming on Okay Okay Alright My phone was dead, by the way Alright Hey Hello Hello