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This is your lovely voice host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy, the likes of which you've. you've never seen before. I am Markiplier. I said that. Yeah, I hope you remembered. That's who I am. But I'm also joined by two esteemed college. Colleagues. Colleges. Colleges. They went to college. I didn't. You went. No, you went. Yeah, I went. You there. I remember. Ha. Minus one ha point. All right. Eh? This is the biggest lead I've had in ages. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll do something to screw it up. It's Wade over there, who's just talking for all those listeners who still don't know our faces. I'm making this noise. Yeah, he's making that noise. Then Bob is a person who was talking before, who just lost a point. I'm noising this face. I am Markiplier, as I've said for the third time now. I don't know why I keep forgetting that I've done that. Bob, who's this other guy with us? Who should introduce himself? Just in case people forget, it's me, Markiplier, here to give you. You, uh, the insight into the. I've already said this. Jesus Christ, I didn't even write a script. We're destructible! So what happens is I assign points. Bob's already lost one. Half. Oh. One. One whole point. The lies. The deceits. No, it's a true. There's no lie point here. Yet. There could be. Because the rules. Take that, Bob. Our incredibly tall and handsome, beautiful host has assigned that, and it so shall be. Damn, all right. I'll give you a plus one, a compliment. God, is this what Bob usually does? The smart stress? I've never done this before. Yes. Yes. Oh, man. Here, Wade, I'll demonstrate for you how you usually behave. He's not tall and handsome. He's short and handsome. So short. How's the weather down there, Mark? Ah, man, all right. Uncompliment, whatever that word is. I don't even know it. I don't know what you're talking about. Last I heard, he was so big he didn't even fit in a parking garage. Oh. And I was doing some research into technology. Technology and learned GoPro, GoPro, GoPro, Apple, Apple, Apple. Dude, he loves that. Holy shit, man. That's awesome. 3D printer? Press button print. Yeah, but which brand? Oh, Prusa. Oh, my God. He got the Prusa point. I honestly, I know you just said that in the last hour of us hanging out. I'm shocked that he was able to sincerely remember that. Me too, because I was about to say blue ribbon. Is that the other one? Or is that a dog food? Yes, yes. The blue ribbon. Blue ribbon, H2D. That's the other one we were talking about. I really thought Prusa was the right one, because it was Prusa and blue ribbon popped into my brain. Yes, yes. See, that's more in the range of what I would expect from you, Wade. Guys, let's turn it around. This might be my season for the first time since season one. Wade, you are flying off to a start. With Bob's negative two points, you are five up right now. Oh, my. Can we just wrap up? Can we make this a short episode? Yeah, it might be. It might be. But also, it's going to be a high. It's going to be a high-scoring episode. Oh, no. I just want to preemptively putting that out there, which is why it's a high-scoring pre-show. And it might be a high-scoring small talk if these guys have lived interesting lives or they've saved some stories, unlike me, who blew it all on the last episode. Who wants to go first? Me. All right, first point. So I've talked about what I have done. What I'm going to be doing soon is going to Virginia to visit some friends, and I'm very excited to kind of break the monotony of being home. We went to Atlanta a little bit ago, which was really nice. It was really short. It was a really short trip, and the point was to take my niece to see college. But Molly and I are finally taking five days. We're going to go see some friends in Virginia and relax and enjoy ourselves. And I think after that, I don't have dates nailed down. She and I were talking. I didn't realize we haven't gone on a trip, just the two of us, since our honeymoon, which for us was 2018, which is a while ago. So I think this year, based on how it started, we're going to take some time. We're going this trip. We're going to plan a trip, just the two of us. We're going to Minnesota sometime. In the fall, she wants to go to the Minnesota State Fair and stuff. We're going to do a little bit more traveling as the year goes on. I think we're just going to try to make the most of the year and get out and do stuff. I'm a homebody, but I guess I've been homebodying so much that I've really just, I need to break the monotony. I need to break the mold. So we're going to go out. We're going to do something. I don't know where we're going to go. We talked about going to Japan. I've never been to Hawaii. I'd like to see Hawaii someday, but I don't know that we'll do anything that extravagant this year. Just getting out and doing stuff sounds nice, which is weird and odd for me to say. That reminded me of, I've wanted to take you guys to Korea for so long, just because I think the two of you guys in Korea, I think would be very fun. But yeah, no, we should do that. We should take a trip. We should go. Japan? Why is it? If I was an artist, what the hell would it be? No, no, no. It's just funny. It was like, Molly and I haven't been on a trip and it's like, but what if instead the three of us went on a trip? Molly can, you know, Molly can watch the videos that we film afterwards. It would be a good trip. It was just, it was just a funny. When she listens to Distractable and we talk. We talk about our trip to Japan and Korea. She's really going to like hearing that. Yeah. She's going to love that. That's great. That's true. It'll be like she's there. And what more could she want? Our trips are watched on a GoPro. Shouldn't they be filmed on one, Molly? Here, watch this footage. I am filming on an A7S III. Thank you very much. I agree. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Yes. Thank you. I remember what I was going to say. Objection, Your Honor. Breaking the monotony and getting out of the house was the theme of Wade's most recent previous small talk. Okay. I just don't think that counts as new small talk. I think that that's an extension of a previous one and thus should not be worth any points. Virginia different than Ohio? Thematically, it was the same small talk. I'll grant you this. Do you want me to remove a point from him or give a point to you? I'd like one of his points. Yes. Okay. You get a point. Wade, you do not lose any points. All right. In fact, I'd like another. See what he's doing? You see what he's doing, Your Honor? Ungranted. Ungranted. Every time you do the Your Honor bit, I have horrible flashbacks to Don't Laugh. That was such a good episode. I don't know why you're so sad about that. That was hilarious. I think it was for everyone but me. I think I was the only one who was completely miserable. That was such a hilarious episode. That's why Mark and I laugh so much. It was. Can I get a doodad real quick? It's not huge. It's something where when I saw it, I was like, I have to order this. I have no use for this right now, but it's one of those things where I'm like, I bet I can come up with a bit for it. Oh, you couldn't make an easy open bullshit thing. There we go. Wait for it. This is going to be so worth it. The listeners are going to love it. Really small slingshot? It's a bite mount. A bite mount? Oh, my God. It's a mount that is literally meant to be bitten. So you can hold a GoPro right here. I must have dated a bite mount once. That's really good. That's really good for POV. Actually, I've seen that before. I just thought it was so useful, and yet I don't have a use for it, and yet I kind of do. But it's also like I hadn't thought about this before. Because when we filmed in space with Markiplier, there was a big helmet rig, and it was like a red monstro on it. It would have been so much easier. It wouldn't have had the quality, but you know. I don't know if it would have held that big camera. I mean, if you got a strong bite, you know. might be able to. to you know who needs your neck you got your jaws here and anyway i just thought it was so funny i probably should have washed that i pulled it right out of the box i'm sure whoever touched that in the factory at wherever was clean daddy's right what is that a new thing where uh you have to call him daddy was that a handshake deal that i missed that's his show call him daddy yeah that's that's our show that's what we that's the subtitle of our show distractible call ums daddy call ums i was trying to pluralize us and it came out as ums the plural the poor poor never mind daddy's right anyway when we go to korea when we travel can we all please use the bite we should use the bite mounts when we eat so we're literally eating like you have like your chopsticks and you're like okay are you just like shit coming falling everywhere out of all of our mouths it'll be delightful i like the image of just walking around like trying to talk to you to each other while we all have them in our mouths what's even better i don't know if you saw my instagram but when i 3d printed this thing so i could put like a macro filter in here it fucking fish eyes the hell out of it like they're already kind of fish eye but it's super close focus so we can turn them back around bite it hold it like this so people can get a really intimate view of our experience they can see our eyes looking at everything these bite mouths porn will never be the same i think they're way heady on that one i gotta be honest i can only imagine the type of camera mounting technology that high quality pornographers have have implemented the catheter can definitely yes yes minus one point for that jesus christ oh come on daddy made me do that wade's back to his winning ways i just want to see how it feels by the end that doesn't mean any more or less than what i said oh yeah well okay all right well i i i don't like that so i'm just gonna just gonna mark that down okay i mean as long as you don't remove points you can mark whatever you want i'm sorry are you telling the host what he can and cannot mark down yes but like in a friendly way oh okay all right that's fine anyway i wrote something down i'll tell you what it is later is it my is it my turn for small talk yeah okay i kind of mentioned this in the last episode i guess but uh i gotta say i thought as far as chainsaws go i thought like a two-stroke gas chainsaw would be the scariest version because those are the ones that are very like like they're loud and they're like well they just sound kind they sound like the murder kind of chainsaw right like that yeah specifically a two-stroke just has that vibe i used uh my father-in-law's electric chainsaw ryobi chainsaw somehow way more terrifying because it has it's not the like the gas-powered ones are stronger or whatever they have more power i don't know the difference it's not the same but the electric one is literally like click click pull the trigger and it just goes and spins up it can cut your leg off to the exact same extent as a gas-powered one the gas-powered one sounding scary is very like you look at and you're like all right gotta be careful this thing sounds pretty dangerous the electric one it feels like you're using a vacuum i had to break down a break down like a like a mediumly small pine tree break it down and then i had to remove some rose bushes in our backyard and i was literally like i would pick it up when i've used electric yard tools i used like a blower and a string trimmer before and those the motors are quiet but they make a loud thing happen right even the string trimmer the weed whacker thing when it when it starts whipping it doesn't have the engine but it still is like when you look and you're like like the chainsaw barely moves i've never really used them a lot and it gets fucking terrifying because i kept finding myself i'd just be holding it it was like a 16 inch i think so simply a small chainsaw not too big but like it's a two-hander and i would just be holding it i'd be like could do the thing all right hold it my other hand move something around and i'd be like all right i'm just gonna hold this and cut it whoa what the fuck am i doing like jesus christ chainsawing toward my own hand fuck it's somehow the silent chainsaw is currently my least favorite yard work tool i've never used it because it's really fucking dangerous it was developed at q lab it's partially because i'm an idiot because like anyone who knows anything about chainsaws understands they're dangerous and understands but like i just don't have a lot of experience i fucking i am really lucky i didn't do anything terrible i didn't do anything insane but there were just moments where i was like well i'm holding this tree up in the air and what if i just trim the bottom of this limb off and so i'm like awkwardly like rev up this chainsaw and cut across my body under my arm in midair like every time something i was about to do something i literally would be like stop put the thing down take a step back reassess the safety because i'm really not trying to cut parts of myself off but i thought it would be fine i thought it was cool that would be less loud i still wore ear protection so i was like this is great it's not like my ears aren't ringing it awful hate it i want the loudest most insane sounding chainsaw in the universe the next time i used one because then i'll remember every moment it's spinning that it will cut me and i need to fucking be careful with it i got a solution just get like a playlist of chainsaw noises that way it's loud in your ears while you're using it and you can still use the silent one so it's quiet for everyone else it's funny but honestly i think that would have helped me because i was listening the other problems i had uh had headphone ear protection on so i was like listening to podcasts or something and it was literally like people talking like something about feeling and i was like god don't cut your fingers off why am i so relaxed right now fuck i need someone yelling in my ear like think think idiot you got you definitely got to use like the pole saw version of that which i think is a fascinating uh it's a weapon it makes you feel medieval if you have you ever held a pole saw really feels like a weapon like it looks like an electrical spear it would be pretty cool but anyway it's much safer i i went around and i cut trees down after the fires and um yeah that i had uh i forget even what the brand is the red one milwaukee milwaukee i had milwaukee um chains on that thing ripped that thing ripped i've never had like the top end gas chainsaw ever either so it's like but that thing was and i i stupidly when i was first doing it didn't have chaps like you know chainsaw chaps yeah uh because i was like it wasn't the biggest one anyway but that thing's still just like ripped through things no they're kind of dangerous yeah these tools are not uh toys but in other news it's ryobi days right now whoa what shit really yeah you guys keep doing this i'm gonna look at i've been literally waiting because i'll be like oh i might buy that maybe i'll see if there's a sale when it's ryobi time yeah it's ryobi time right now they came out with a new okay we're not sponsored by ryobi we talk about these products because we just like we use them but we'd always take one but we'll never get one uh they came out with a new 12 amp hour battery it's the most chungest looking thing holy gee i have a four and they're fucking huge a 12 this thing is god damn uh that's that's a new thing i don't know what other new products they have i think actually makita has been beating them out on funky products uh because makita does have quite a few interesting uh things uh they have like a water boiling kit and like a speaker light combo and um i think they that did they have a microwave i might be hallucinating that they're living makita loca hank joined bj's wholesale club the day he became a father of 30. i coach football now coach hank saves up to 25 off grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta three cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks and that's just pre-game he knows teamwork and bj's knows savings this is your home coach home of the save join for just 20 at bj's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save you well it made bob laugh so okay yeah i like that i like that that was good i like that one i think we should make a thing where congress can overrule points directly if they're like that joke was not as long as i could be congress i agree you are definitely not congress you can be a lobbyist we can have lobbyists yeah lobbyists are great everyone loves lobbyists let's have corruption how are we gonna have a governmental system without corruption maybe hotel roomist because i don't want to be in the lobby anymore and i already am see that's the one where that one doesn't get points but it made me happy i'm glad it did i'm glad it did okay wrapping up right other than the fact that i must approach the bench because bob small talk was the same as last episode small talk where he was still doing dad things chainsaws children they're all dad things he didn't mention ryobi he mentioned chainsawing rosebushes my god he did that was not in my small talk i don't know if you got small talk because you were the host okay wait wait wade just proved himself wrong all right it wasn't in my small talk because it happened later in the episode because mark scratched his leg and was like oh i scratched his scab and i was like oh i have those later in the episode was still small talk like 37 minutes in so i don't know at what point look wait i was on your side you killed your own case i'm sorry i reopen all right go ahead i appeal i don't think are the appeals done by the same judge definitely not i'll take this one up i approve the appeal we're kicking your appeal down to the next episode when you host got him all right all right who's ready for the real main game me me us us all right i like that which is the name of the game today well no okay that's not the exact name uh okay backing up one point wade you get a segue point all right we we you said something that i and i said i don't like that and you lost support for the thing that you i didn't like but you got a point for the segue point because this game is something along the lines of do i like that does markiplier like that and all you need to do this is why it's going to be a fast players here yes didn't you know it was announced the herald it was heralded it was heralded many times uh all you need to do is try to present me things that i like that's it you can look them up you don't have to look them up it could be something off the top of your head it can't be the same thing so if one of you says one of one thing it can't be two of the other like it's the same thing it has to be unique items you present them to me literally just say it i'll tell you if i like it or i don't if i like it i'll give you a point if i don't like it i will take a point away i can be convinced that i like something no i can be convinced that i don't like something you can't so much convince me unless you're being counter convinced by the opposite party i want the i want the the the instigation for me not to like it to be on the opposing party then you may defend your claim but only if it's countered countered by someone trying to contest it right yep so if you present something wade and it was like and i said oh i like that but bob was like oh you don't then you could present it but if you present something and i say i don't like it straight up then there's no counter to it right unless the other person for some fucking reason says no you do like that but he can't say the same thing so it wouldn't matter i don't know we'll figure it out i only had 20 minutes to come up with this game so i'm with you i'm with you all right okay cool all right i won't have time to write down what it is but i will also count retroactive like not liking or changing my mind down the road if for some reason it changes i will try to take points away from people or give points to them i'm gonna do my best to try to write these down but i don't think i i i'm not sure how fast this is gonna go wade since you got the segue point you're gonna go first i'm gonna go first so i only have to ask you what do i like the new iphone 17 pro because the 16 has a five times zoom range the 17 goes up to eight times zoom range which is almost twice the zoom for a camera that we all know you love and use uh i don't like it i got the air that's incorrect you like this no that's not how this works all right minus one the way it's turning it up bob easy win easy which which which part which part which part of it what is it well you do like this this is the gopro mission one pro but even more than that you like the gopro mission one ilc because that is the one that is not out yet and has the interchangeable lenses and that's the one you're gonna really go for so you see i'm gonna counter here because i'm allowed as the opponent it's the called the ils you were so close i do not like your linch interchangeable lens counter clip i do not like the ilc well you probably like the ilc well one you don't like the ilc you just said so much so therefore i'm already right but two you know what you don't like is the fact you don't have one of those you like the concept of one but the one bob showed you is bob's version that you didn't get how can you like it when you were left out and didn't get one you were left in the dirt you were gotten he has he has one it's not your car wait it it does exist he doesn't have one sent directly to distractible it was sent directly to him at the expense of money yours was sent because you're so beautiful daddy if i could give you points i still wouldn't i i don't know how to give points for that i've already subtracted points because he said ils wrong uh so i'm not going to subtract more points that's right maybe am i winning no both of you have somehow lost points on the eye do i like this challenge right off the bat i don't know how well you chose you chose poorly didn't know it'd be the new lowest scoring episode ever all right good off to you what do i like oh you like the ryobi 118 volt cordless six tool combo kit with compact battery 40 ah battery and charger pcl 1600k let's stick to a fucking ai thing 40 ah me amp battery hours what was the code i was just reading the my web page was loading really slow so i just we'll see what was the item code i gotta look it up see if i like it item code where's i find that you read an item code at the end of it what are you talking about pcl 1600k2 oh that's not a good one he doesn't like that one to tackle all do-it-yourself projects six tools two batteries charger and accessories uh see all right let's do it all right i'm so sorry i don't like that because because this isn't even like the upgraded version of the ryobi tools like the he didn't get you he didn't get you the one plus what are those called the brushless ones yeah the brush hp the hp line look at his beautiful mane of hair he needs a brush wade's out wade's out here trying to sell mark on brushed drills and drivers please how are you losing points on this because this is the one thing i'm terrible at is policing you i've got a guaranteed winner can't lose mark you like korea i which one oh god i hope i get this right oh fuck oh god god i hope it's south korea heads he says north tails he says south man that's funny all right jesus christ i'll give you south korea all right good i didn't think this would be so hard guys i'm so sorry all right wait back to you unless you want to counter that somehow i don't like her oh god all right you like chicken and dumplings from cracker barrel you like your sides on separate plates okay which one god damn it corn corn is right i think that's right i'll give you that okay okay all right all right wait i ordered it in like eight years how do i remember okay back to you bob all right mark i've got a winner for you okay i'm ready you like youtube i do like youtube right now and and you caught me at a good time with youtube they they've been nice to me so i do like youtube wade unless you think i don't well it depends on the day because youtube they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years but they're in that 2012 to in that 2012 to in that 2012 to 2021 range had some things that weren't so 2021 range had some things that weren't so 2021 range had some things that weren't so great they made some decisions that we great they made some decisions that we great they made some decisions that we were like oh i don't know what they're were like oh i don't know what they're were like oh i don't know what they're doing the algorithm was all kinds of doing the algorithm was all kinds of doing the algorithm was all kinds of confusing and you know google big confusing and you know google big confusing and you know google big corporation do we really like all the corporation do we really like all the corporation do we really like all the things that they've done and will do things that they've done and will do things that they've done and will do just because twitch is busy over there just because twitch is busy over there just because twitch is busy over there shooting themselves in the foot non-stop shooting themselves in the foot non-stop shooting themselves in the foot non-stop doesn't mean that youtube gets a free doesn't mean that youtube gets a free doesn't mean that youtube gets a free pass do we really like corporation pass do we really like corporation pass do we really like corporation that's a question you gotta ask you the that's a question you gotta ask you the that's a question you gotta ask you the compelling argument you can make your compelling argument you can make your compelling argument you can make your prompt do i like corporation but prompt do i like corporation but prompt do i like corporation but spoiler alert it might lose you a point spoiler alert it might lose you a point spoiler alert it might lose you a point but i like youtube so all right wade your but i like youtube so all right wade your but i like youtube so all right wade your turn let the record show a picture turn let the record show a picture turn let the record show a picture of chica has entered i do like a picture of chica has entered i do like a picture of chica has entered i do like a picture he likes chica bob counter that i would he likes chica bob counter that i would he likes chica bob counter that i would argue that that picture is of mark and argue that that picture is of mark and argue that that picture is of mark and chica and the thing that mark actually chica and the thing that mark actually chica and the thing that mark actually likes there is chica not the picture he likes there is chica not the picture he likes there is chica not the picture he might like the picture it's him and might like the picture it's him and might like the picture it's him and chica picture itself is fine his eyes chica picture itself is fine his eyes chica picture itself is fine his eyes are closed are closed are closed it's not the greatest photograph i've it's not the greatest photograph i've it's not the greatest photograph i've ever seen taken of mark there's ever seen taken of mark there's ever seen taken of mark there's nothing wrong with the picture no nothing wrong with the picture no nothing wrong with the picture no there's something right with the picture there's something right with the picture there's something right with the picture it's not really the picture that he it's not really the picture that he it's not really the picture that he likes it's the chica but i don't have chica here to show but look how happy look at that happy face you could just said with your words he likes chica i'm gonna give it to you wade but man bob got really close picture of chica to convincing me i didn't like that you don't like pictures of chica no i do i told you i just did also we call him daddy now oh mark does not i mean that's up to him i guess but that's don't don't make him don't pressure him all right daddy back to you mark you like conica minolta lenses conica minolta doesn't make lenses uh that's after the merger when they stopped their photography department so oh is that not what it's called all right well right it really let me down then mark doesn't like whatever the name of his minolta lenses gets said wrong yeah i i like minolta lenses conica i'd like the thing is i like conica i like minolta was there a conica in there comma comma comma comma comma minolta lens i can't i can't come out and say that there definitely was on purpose the first time i'm not gonna lie that's the only way i could give you that point hey i know you don't like lying uh if only the game was named what i don't like unfortunately i'm not trying to earn points i'm just telling you i don't know i'm not gonna lie to you you know i'm gonna give you that on a technicality i'll give you the conica minolta i'll give it to you because i like conica and i like minolta and if in an alternate universe where they merged and made even better lenses that would be a wonderful thing and i do like the idea of it so i'm gonna give it to you all right wade paul Dress, witch hat, beautiful, tall. Her name, Lady Dimitrescu. Okay, all right. Because when you started tall, I started writing a minus. So I was just like, I hope you. She's nine foot six. I could not mention tall. I do like Lady Dometre. I like Lady D. When I think Markiplier, I think Lady D right there next to you. Bob. I don't know why this one might be controversial, but I'm going to throw it out there. I think you like Garden of Banban. I do. I'm not going to lie. I do. Garden of Banban. It has so grown on me because it's funny with Garden of Banban. It started off like, it's like any other horror game I've ever played. And I just like, I didn't know I ever was so vitriolic. Oh no, they tried to sell merch. Oh, we sell merch. I don't think. I don't think we can fault anyone for that. So do we though? Do we actually? We sell a lot of merch. We sell a lot in terms of quantity. Yes, we sell very well. So, all right, I'll give it to you. Garden of Banban. I do like that. Wait, I have a feeling, call it a hunch, that you enjoyed the video game Iron Lung. I did. Specifically the video game? Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I'll give you that. I like that. That's good. Daddy. I don't know why I'm going with. One's I'm not actually sure if you're going to agree with or not, but I feel confident in this one. You like hunting for tech deals on eBay. I do like hunting for tech deals on eBay. I do pretty much any deal. Honestly, hunting. I it's an I'm right there with you. I cannot stop looking at like Facebook marketplace and eBay and shit for things I'm never going to buy unless I find the right deal. And then you basically have to buy it. If you find a thing. For the right deal. How are you not going to buy that? I don't know what mailing list I got on, but I'm so glad I did. There's an auction site for like when they do liquidation auctions for certain things. And occasionally like there was a big camera, a photography studio, liquidation sale, and there was a bunch of cameras and lights and stands. And it's just like, oh, and then there was this woodworking one. And I'm like, there's been, there's been a couple in the Cincinnati area. There was a guy actually ended up buying some stuff from who had a podcast studio. Oh, and had a bunch of lights and audio stuff. And then there was another guy who had a music studio who I messaged and asked some questions, but he had some cool stuff. And, but I just didn't ultimately really didn't have a way I could use it, but I was like, man, but I would love to have that though. Look how cool that is. It's kind of sad. Cause like a business going out of business, you know, but, uh, you know, Hey, I'll help them make their money back. I'll buy some stuff. Honestly, the, the podcast dude that I, that I, I met up with and talked cause he had a really nice. He had this car in his garage too. So we talked cars a little bit. He was like, that's fine. I got this new business. It's going great. So I didn't even feel that bad about like, he was kind of like, nah, I thought I wish the podcast would have worked out, but I got this, I'm giving up on it. Cause I got a new business and the new business is on fire. And I was like, good. Cause that was like an expensive car in your garage. It was like a Porsche. Oh, it was some fancy port. I think it was a GT two RS or something. It was like something where it was like, oh, that's an expensive one. Fuck. Porsches have a wide range. Wild range in price. They do indeed. Do they? Oh, I don't know about that. You can get one for like 30, 40 K probably even new. I don't know about how cheap you can get them used, but like, you can also go to like, look at the Porsche dealer and there's Porsches in the lot. They're just like, yeah, this one has like custom 30, $40,000 brake pads. It runs, I don't know, 350,000. It's like, oh my God. And I'm sure there's some way more expensive than that even, but like just the range at the dealer is crazy for cars that at least in my eye look similar. Like a lot of the Porsche bodies look similar. Uh, okay. Well, don't be rude. Okay. I'll calm down. Well, they kind of do. I mean, they've got. Don't listen to this guy. I don't say it's a bad thing. I'm just saying it's crazy. The difference in quality and price. You can get a cheap Porsche. It still looks really nice. It doesn't look cheap. It all comes down to the luxury pricing is different, but also it's like, how much can they make it scale? That really dictates the entirety of car pricing. Well, and a lot of those are built for like going to the track and stuff like that too. Like they're built to speed and go around, not just driving. They drive around casually. So then that ups the price too. But anyway. All right. Back to the game. All right. Wait, it's your turn. You like, uh, taking on and conquering new challenges, whether it's, uh, you know, Bob knew you before I did, like it was super well, cause you guys stayed in the, uh, at UC together. But like, even whenever we first started talking, it was like, okay, YouTube, you're gonna start doing YouTube. You're gonna start doing compilations. You're gonna, then we did the tour, but then we did, you did music while we were doing the tour. Then it's like, okay, who killed Markiplier all the way up to in space and then iron lung. It's like, you keep upping your game and taking on new challenges that I don't think you really know what you're getting into, but then you end up conquering them. And even though they're a pain in the ass, I feel like you thrive on that satisfaction from conquering the next white whale. Oh man. Thank you. I see why you did this episode. I, I, I understand now I'm getting it. I understand the eight D chess that was being played. I, my pieces are on the board and I'm like, dammit, I've fallen into this trap. Uh, you know, also I like strawberries, you know, you could say that I reserve that for next. All right. Okay. All right. Oh, daddy. I have a hunch and this is a food one and I thought of it myself. Uh, no, you like, uh, making chicken and dumplings for your friends and family. You like cooking that. That's your dish and you do a good job of it. I love that. And Amy even got me a pot that says Mark's dumps on it. Four friends. It's very nice. Nice. All right. Wade. Don't want to say strawberries, but God is so tempting because it's right there. Why wouldn't you, it's not a hard game, man. He's trying to lose. Don't, don't help him. I feel like, you know, listen, that's, that's no one's going to say strawberries. Cause it was probably a trick. You probably actually hate them. It was a trap card. I'm not going to go take that. Yeah. Oh yeah. Wade has honor and integrity. He would never do that. Therefore. I'm going to say you're more of an Apple guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. wink wait which one oh yeah what kind of way talking about that's right both nope i'm shooting for the stars apple pie apple products apple pie i don't think mark likes apple pie i don't like apple pie he loves it are you picking apple pie because no i'm picking apple which one yes no wait i love your level of integrity that you have what are you doing your integrity is gonna lose your point here what which is it well i know you like apple products you like apple phone you have the macbooks you just went and saw apple you're a big apple guy so the company yeah okay god it's so simple all right okay but daddy mark likes strawberries i love strawberries you got it this is an easy game you all right wade when we're at restaurants you get the crackers you put butter and you put salt on the cracker wait what the salted butter on like crackers or bread oh okay do do i like salted butter well you salt your butter so i would assume yes i was being the whole little bite okay all right okay okay all right i don't think i've ever put salted butter on a cracker specifically specifically i thought you did crackers whenever we went to the little uh little butter crackers i thought you're open up putting butter on there then you're taking the salt shaker and putting it on am i crazy for thinking that was you he does that with bread is all i've ever seen he does that with bread with crackers too okay well the salted butter combination what you know rule what you will how would you like it on bread but not crackers i just have never done it it doesn't seem like something i'd do i don't know man which one are you picking well now i'm gonna take the bread i'm not stupid okay are you sure you're not stupid uh no but i'm going to pretend i i want to object and fight back but that just feels mean at this point i don't thank you it does it does all right daddy sorry i apologize daddy i literally had something in my head and what just transpired with wade made me like forget what i was going to say oh well i know this one for sure you like those crunchy seaweed snacks i do i do i do like seaweed snacks that is not what i was thinking of god damn what's in that what's in it wade your tactic is working making my main my brain stop working wait yeah wade go for it all right you like when daddy's brain stops working so wade can tell you that you like sour patch kids i don't like it when daddy's brain stops working but you do like sour patch kids yeah but that's not what you said i was just trying to throw bob off some more so he can't tell you i'm gonna i'm gonna start treating this like uh uh like an ai and the first thing you say is what i'm gonna go with so but after this sour patch kids is that what it is that's what it is okay my most recent interaction with sour patch kids is sour patch kids is dead to me if you see my youtube video and i haven't eaten them since you still like them you cannot you're not allowed to argue unless bob starts the counter argument i don't like sour patch kids oh so we're lying to ourselves now hey i'm allowed to do that i'm the judge putting in accordance with the lore of what i've established on my channel bob argue i think wade's right i can't i can't believe it i thought wade was dead on on that one all right okay i'm not convinced well there goes that okay with the old college try i don't know all right daddy here's back to you all right daddy's turn uh you like sennheiser headphones i do i do like sennheiser headphones i do all right oh wait you like slay the spire 2 i do like slay the spire 2 super fun we've not played together again in weeks i want to play again so bad oh we should get a we should do a four-player game that'd be crazy daddy you like buffalo wild wings spicy garlic sauce oh it's my favorite oh yeah spicy garlic all right that's another point for you wade you like not being bald i can't lie i do like you not being bald i'm not gonna lie about that uh back to daddy see i know so many things that you like i'm trying to keep it interesting i don't want to just bank easy points i want to find i want to find the edges of this here but then i'm like oh that's too risky that's too risky i'm just gonna i'm just gonna throw some stuff out you like camping ugh sweat no air conditioning no technology i don't really like camping that much i like i guess it's like i'm kind of counting you you like like a nice cabin in the wilderness you like a trip up into the mountains you you like you like a nice you like a nice secluded trip wait do you remember this uh there was a tent uh you see we're i think we were in a tent uh for some overnight relay for life the american cancer society walk it was so cold that i kept trying to steal the only blanket that you had the whole night i was i was so cold and you're like what are you doing i'm asleep please i'm so desperately cold do you remember i remember us freezing our asses off because the thing was in like april march or april and it was a freezing cold night and at one point is that the were you the one that got up and just walked for two extra hours in the middle of the night because it was too cold to sleep yes it was so cold i actually went into the building i like found a way to get in and i just went in i went in i just found a class because i was so cold i'm not gonna because it was like sleeping on the ground was like i didn't have any kind of mattress pad i didn't have a blanket i was it was just me clothes like this on the ground and i was dying so for those of you out there watching listening don't know so the american cancer society through different colleges does an event called relay for life and the whole idea is you know you raise a bunch of money for cancer research for american cancer society and they have an overnight event where like people gather at least at uc it was on uc's campus and there was like this sidewalk walking path and in the middle of it people like music and stuff going on all night the idea was you always had one person from your group walking on the walking path so the way we would do it is we'd have like two or two hours like one or two hour segments for walking and then like once your two hours was up you'd go tap the next person they would walk they'd walk two hours wake up the next person but one particular year it was very cold like mark was saying and uh trying to sleep especially whenever you under prepared and didn't bring enough stuff to camp in not putting any fingers mark uh you might have been cold the most and then fought someone who did bring the right amount of stuff to sleep and tried to steal their shit just so you could apparently leave and go inside during this walking event because i couldn't take you wouldn't let me have your shit i don't know why it was fucking cold it was a great event it was really good time but uh it was very cold to sleep so sometimes the walking was the easier part so there wasn't a lot of rest gone but it was a great event i do miss doing that but do not miss that cold camping night i wish i could say i was a better person the day that i i fill uh outdoor boys youtube channels big shoes and go uh camp in the wilderness uh alone in alaska and i will learn to love camping but at this juncture i can't say i like camping i'm sorry sorry daddy learn a lot about mark right now mark you know what you like you like winning you really like when i do like winning you don't do a lot of competitive things because i think you and i are similar in this that we have that that winner mind we have that competitive streak in us that we don't really enjoy always tapping into but it's there because when we win we win we win we win we win we win we win god it feels good but when we lose it feels extra bad because the winning just feels so good we like winning okay all right don't sell it don't sell yourself too hard because i don't mind losing i i that's one of the things about me i don't like but i like winning so i'll give you a point there all right daddy mark you like i like mark you got it nailed it i like mark oh you like that 13 years ago wade played 86 episodes of settlers of katana 10 on his youtube channel there's no is it 86 there's no i like wade's settlers series i do i i actually unironically you always thought it was a joke that was unironically i still i will never not think it was it's only 15 episodes on the playlist oh yeah 86 didn't seem high it just feels like a lot the thing for me is they don't have thumbnails so if you scroll through it's all just a screen shot of settlers of katana on screen with wade's uh wade's face at the right side in the middle of the screen it just looks like it looks like how 2009 felt like it it looks it has a certain capture something clean shaven face shitty camera shitty lighting me wade wade on his bangles chair in the kitchen playing settlers of katana fridge in the background that had my sister's list of all the drinks she had her 21st birthday wow that's great wait my friend you like when your friends succeed and are happy i like friends success great can i have a loan sure what do you need man dude i yeah of course yeah what do you need i don't know what i need it for i just want to see if you'd say yeah yeah man yeah of course do i have to pay it back i know honestly you could you could not pay it back and it'd be fine is there a limit how much i can ask for probably cool great i guess you'll find it we'll just chat later all right okay man dude whatever you need if you need help you can always come to me man not yet but like maybe i'll find a way daddy ask the same question see if it's different are you ready to find out i'm not ready to find out uh now i'm just thinking of things that i like what's mark oh i know a thing that you like mark you like that you don't own a tesla anymore i do and i'm super glad i sold it when i did a like by subtraction that's an interesting strat yeah that's good that's good that's the point for daddy wade we're getting close i'm gonna do a lightning round here eventually where i'll give you a timer for it but we're not there yet but we're getting close whose line is it anyway i do i do like whose line i've not watched that in forever i've not watched all the new seasons have you guys watched the new scene they stopped making new ones they started touring actually because sam said that there was a whose line live show near that man i would love to see them in person i don't know just i've got nostalgia on right now you guys brought settlers katana took me all the way back i was like haha colin's bald i was like haha i am too well thank you for that and uh daddy it's back to you you like a silent drive where you can think your thoughts i do like silent drives i do cannot deny i'm not a big music when i'm driving unless i'm in a specific mood or need a specific mood you know all right wade you like a good horror game with crisp mechanics something that's not gonna get you all bogged down and broken with technical issues like it's just a nice smooth well-loved experience i do i like it as simple crisp i think that's a good way to describe it i like crisp horror game that's good big enough i can't keep detracting alien isolation 2 was announced and i love alien isolation 1 i uh i played alien isolation 1 i i'm super stoked that they're making a sequel i've not watched the trailer yet because i i just really don't like to watch trailers i feel like they give away too much but like i was super excited to see that they announced the sequel to it can i say i i don't play those sort of games but those those sort of games and like the dead space series i would put in that similar genre those are the ones that i actually watch you guys play yeah i don't know if that's lame or not but like i don't i don't generally keep up with like all of my friends youtube postings day to day but i have watched mark's dead space all of mark's dead space series is the whole franchise and i've watched both of your alien isolation playlists because i really like watching friends play those sorts of games like i miss it brings me back to like i used to watch my friend play that sort of shit on the gamecube in the basement when we were like middle school high school right we would hang out and then he would play whatever it was a lot like time splitters perfect dark zero or stuff like that but like we would rather have just he would rather play and i would rather watch i'm that way with um resident evil and evil within i've never wanted to like the games where you have a limited inventory limited ammo and like you have to really be careful about what you bring how you can serve when you shoot that drives me crazy as a person playing like i still refer to people that look like what's the name joseph from evil with i still call him like jojo mark called him jojo so i'll see someone looks like oh my god that looks like jojo and everyone's like what the Like, you know, from Mark's Evil Within, yo-yos. I forgot about that. god that's the thing is like every time there's another one i don't know if they're making a third one of those but it's like i won't remember the jokes i made like the first time around so people get mad at me that i don't call things the things that i called them before i'm like i didn't i was an idiot i'm still an idiot why would you think i would remember that anyway that also remind me i need to do i need to play resident evil 4 i promised i'd do it on a stream or something but that's a long game so i can't do it all right we're gonna go into the lightning round i don't care whose turn it is bob is yours i think so yeah it's not gonna be fair because i know you probably queued one up actually let's do it after that that way it would be fair i actually don't have one queued up yeah i don't have anything i've got nothing left either it will be first thing you say you will have a very short time let like five seconds to say there's no justification here there's no qualifications you just bang them out we're gonna go for a few minutes just to rack up points and losing points to really mix it up are you ready everybody yes all right daddy three two one go you like a thocky keyboard i do yeah i like this thocky keyboard i'll give it to you all right wait good lighting i do like good lighting that's good bob daddy a window i like a window yep i like a window i can't deny wait a hot meal a meal can be the hot meal that's great bob sorry dad i'm so sorry daddy a working refrigerator oh i do like that working refrigerator yep wait poopless floor yep yep i like a poopless floor that's true daddy a bowl of fruit on the counter i like a bowl of fruit on the counter that is nice it's aesthetically nice too all right wait oh sing if your body can take it you know i would be uh lying to myself if i i like it i like it all right all right daddy wearing the same clothes over and over because it's the one pair of sweatpants that you really like i don't think i like that i feel sticky and i just do that i just do that i hope no one notices wait what are you doing you were wearing the same thing last week i don't like that i swear everybody i swear all right wade being your height oh come on man why you gotta put me on the spot like this i like being my height because i could always be shorter so i like it i like being my head i usually am not the type that's like i'll change things about myself because then who knows where it would end up all right bob daddy you like an organic opportunity to do that thing where your feet turn backwards uh man i wish i could say i do it hurts nowadays it hurts now oh that's not good yeah so i can't do it more i don't like it unfortunately because if it if it did come out we're gonna do the foot thing i'd be like oh man i gotta do the foot thing yeah now it sucks all right wait socks that aren't those weird toe socks normal socks yes that's the word i like not toe socks wait hold on socks that aren't toe socks socks with no toes that's barely socks at all that's just low pant legs why did you have to say it that way i don't even like i don't like what you said and i i think i like what you mean but i don't like what you said all right i'm taking away a point uh be careful how you answer because the dinner is going to judge forever daddy please save me you like coffee black coffee oh i don't like black coffee sorry oh no i like cream i have cream cream and coffee i said when i went to europe i was like they don't have cream and they don't have enough and if they have milk and it's not the same all right wait uh joe pesci god i hope he likes joe pesci let me look up who joe pesci is i think i know but let me just make sure mobster movies home alone home alone guy yeah oh of course yeah i like joe pesci all right here we go all right daddy you like a high quality bag i do like a high quality bag i do yeah and i'm in i'm shopping around for a new one even if i don't even if i settle on my amazon one i still like a high quality bag wait ready mercury yeah sure why not daddy you like tyler i do like tyler it's been really awkward if he said who might disappoint he had to say he likes that i got him there all right wade a good oven all right yep i do i like a good oven can't deny daddy you like a well-designed recording space i do oh it's so aesthetic it's so beautiful yep wait cardinals birds not the people that work with the pope but the birds okay all right okay the birds cardinals birds yep they're they're pretty all right and bob last one you like overwhelming yourself for content purposes in silly locations when the opportunity presents itself. That's very specific. I still like it. I love it. Okay, done. Hands off. Hands up. I coach football. Now, Coach Hank saves up to 25% off grocery store prices, 30 pounds of pasta, three cases of protein bars, 75 sports drinks. He knows teamwork and BJ's knows savings. Home of the Save. Join for just $20 at bjs.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. Limited time offer. New members only. BJ's. Home of the Save. Listen, look. Bob, you dropped your rifle. Was that the GoPro? It better not have been. You can't be on screen. I can't show you. It's fine. It's not broken. It just needs to stay down there. I'll give you an extra point if you show what it is. Oh, okay. It's a fidget spinner. It's just embarrassing that I have one. All right. I'll give you, I'll give you. I have one of those little Allen wrenches. No, no. Sorry. Points all done for objects to show. I have a small metal ruler. Eh? That's pretty good. Oh, man. There's so many points. I have to. Okay. It's going to take a bit. Okay. I got to do this in two sections because I had to scroll down. Oh, we never named Jesus. We could have really gotten all right. Okay. Uh, so wait, I'm going to start. Well, okay. We're going to actually, I'm going to start both of you, but it's not going to be done because the speed round, I have to treat separately. All right, wait, you got a compliment point parking, uh, a callback. It's also a callback. So if there's a part, a callback point, he got a callback. Krusa, first, a small talk. I, you lost a point for the catheter cam. You got us point back for segue. And then, okay. Makita Loka. I gave you a point for that. That is conditional on Congress for approving that point. Lost an iPhone. And then the game started. So in the pre-talk point, uh, or the small talk point, Bob, you are zero because you lost two and then gained two. So netted zero points there. All right. Wade, right off the bat, you lost points as you were trying to figure out how not complicated this game was. Once you figured out that it was very simple, you started getting there, but you lost two points. Yeah, that sounds right. Chicken dumps, picture of Chica that got you zero. So lady D iron lung, the game, new challenges, Apple, the company and salted butter on bread. Which is very close to losing it. And then that, so that's five down to there. Uh, I L C instead of ILS lost you a point. South Korea made that up. YouTube, Konica, Minolta, garden, a band, band hunting for tech deals. These are Bob points. Yeah, these are Bob points making dumps for friends. This Bob, so that's a five right there down to making dumps, strawberries, seaweed, snacks, Sennheiser, headphones, B dubs, spicy chicken, garlic. That's it. So there's four, four down. to there. Wade, you lost one on the Sour Patch. So actually you were both have the same amount on the point page of this one, which is this fucking long. So you both actually, by the bottom of it, you had the same amount. So that's four to there. Yeah, you lost. That's four. That's nine. Sorry. We're at nine. Fuck. Holy shit, Wade. Slay the Spire 2. Good one. Not being bald, winning, friend success. Whose line? Chris, poor game. That was 15, 15 before the speed round. Lost one for camping. I'm sorry. Wade, Settler of Catan, got you back. Nostalgia, silent drives puts you only at 11 before the speed round. It's 17 to 23. Wade, Wade, you have 23 points. I'll bet the ball on black. Bob's crushing. Minus two points at the very beginning. Set him way back to and then that allowed you, Wade, to pull ahead with the lead that he just. That is a four point swing. Yeah, I thought it was closer when you all netted the same by the end of the page turn. But that bonus round with the extra three being lost there. And Wade, you only lost one on things I don't like. Congratulations, at least for now until the wheel spin, because who knows what the fuck could happen there. I know, man, this is this is one of those where it's like I start to feel good and something terrible is going to happen. Yeah, but going in with 23 points, that's about as secure a lead as we can have on this game here. I need it so bad. My losing streak's been so bad. The entry will be name a thing Mark likes or a thing Mark likes. First to say something that Mark likes gets a point. And it could be me. Well, how many spins? How many spins? Mark likes Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. Not one. One's good for me. One's good for me. One's good. One's good. One's good. There's nothing Mark likes. 112 options. One spin. I don't know for sure if there's a thing that can make me win. Golf rules. That's about it. Or sudden death and then winning that. Come on, point for viewers. Sudden death. Sudden death. Viewers. Viewers. Healed the world? the most since last episode all right which one of you did it well i'm the board president of a non-profit so i donated to charity uh bob you killed some plants they were already dead okay all right i was just cutting up their corpses all right uh wait what charity did you thank you they've had their uh saint jude stuff going on and people were raising money so i donated a few different saint jude campaigns i mean honestly that's pretty good uh bob do you contest that with any more good that you've done i mean it doesn't really matter so no it doesn't really matter who healed the world and with that attitude wade you with a whopping 24 points might be the most i've scored around ever congratulations you have won it's real yeah yeah yeah you can give your winner's piece now if you want i uh i didn't have a great last season i i'm pretty sure i was pretty low on the win total uh this start to this one was starting to look a little rocky but you know you I really clamped down and uh used some real cheesy tactics to win and i feel great about it don't regret a thing it's great to be back on top i plan on living here this season it's my year from this point forward all right well done bob didn't do a very good job this time that's all all right short and sweet and to the point but thank you all so much for attending this episode listening to it now you are well more well informed about the things that i like and don't like i didn't expect this to be as thought through but these guys always like to exceed in terms of looking for the hidden game but sometimes it's the same well it's exactly as it seems but you guys aren't exactly what you seem you're even better than that thank you viewers and listeners have a lovely day be sure to follow the podcast and all these guys wherever they may be my skirm and lord minion 777 or maybe minion 777 i'm mark blair market player barker this has been destructible podcast out hank joined bj's wholesale club the day he became a father of 30. i coach football now coach hank saves up to 25 off grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta three cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks and that's just pre-game he knows teamwork and bj's knows savings this is your home coach home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com mesquite and save ten cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save traditional home security only alerts you after a break-in and that's too late simply safe is changing that stop this is simply safe police are on the way we don't just alert we help stop crime before it starts stop crime before it starts stop crime before it starts stop crime before it starts plan starting around a dollar a day right now get 60 off your new system with professional monitoring at simplysafe.com spotify simply safe ahead of crime in real time outdoor deterrence plans start at 49.99 a month visit simplysafe.com licenses for alarm license information