Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

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Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings, and eligibility vary by state. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, belittling Bob cleans his micro-pond while whacked Wade plows car and hurts from playing with his balls. Then, they double-teamed a ban. Multi-talented Mark salaciously slays buyers, notes nerfs, moves mice, power-paints like Picasso, and talks backwards like a Titan. From facing foils to Wade's terrible translations, ha-ha-ha-ha-has, it's time for Mark's One-Man Show, part two. Now sit back and prepare to. to be distracted, and enjoy the show. Hello! Bob, you come in. Oh, okay, yeah. Hey, and welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm your co-host for today's episode. And I'm your co-host for today's episode. Uh, if you missed the last one, you should go back and watch, because it was a real ripper, and it ended with Mark getting the winner's wheel and landing on the one-man show. And therefore, Bob. Bob and I had to do a lot of work. Hours spent by candlelight, moonlight, and a little bit of other light source. Mark's least favorite kind of light. Moonlight. Oh, God, not moonlight. Man, this whole Artemis thing was happening, and I just had to turn off my TV, unplug my cable. Internet houses, like, I can't deal with this moon nonsense. Oh, yeah, and Mark's the competitor. We usually. Introducing us feels so stilted now. Like, I get that there might be people listening to this. You have, like, there are probably new listeners, blah, blah, blah, but there's, like, over 400 of these things. If you want an introduction that makes sense, go watch one of the early ones. We really had a whole script as a whole thing. Anymore? What's the point? You know? Especially today. Usually, there's one judge, and there's two guys, and they're competing out the window. Today is Mark's one-man show. It's all about Mark. It's. Yay! Yippee! So ready. It's going to be a celebration of things. It's going to be a celebration of things that Mark enjoys and that Mark is very good at. See, I know both of you, when you're judging, you put your thumb on the scale because you're like, it's a little too close to a tie here. Let me just. No, me, I face it down. I face it down. I've had a number of winner wheel spins lately. What do you mean? That's true. That's true. But for my story, I'm going to keep saying this. Oh, no. Craft the narrative. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Craft the narrative. Yeah, because there's no other people here, so I could lose. I could lose as many points as I want. So I'm free for the first time in our entire podcast history. Yeah, you've never been a cruel dictator before or anything. Never. Ever. I don't recall that happening in explicit detail. Never. Wait, we were going to still do small talk, right? Since we only do these so rarely now. The podcast episodes? Yeah. I feel like we have to do small talk. Otherwise, no one's going to understand what's going on in our very busy and exciting lives. I agree. And we have so much to talk about that we didn't want to skip a week because then it's like, well, it'll be gone by next week and we'll never remember it happened. I just took a trip to Cincinnati. That was fun. Just to visit our Cincinnati or. Yeah, we were all hanging out. Oh, who's we? We, you, me, that other guy. You, me and Molly's husband. That other guy. Not not a good start. Not a good start. Yeah. James, is that you? What do you think? He got it. It's a it's a good city. It looks really nice. It smells great. Tastes wonderful. There's really no comparison. No comparison to the the the the Cincy, as they call it in the Cincy. The Cincy. That's true. That's catching on. Copyrighted phrase. You owe Mr. Cincinnati five dollars. Is that like the red guy with the baseball head? No, that's Mr. Red Lakes. Oh, Mr. Cincinnati is our glorious founder and leader. And he's the one who invented the catchphrase, the Cincy. But he also has a baseball for a head. That's coincidence. It's a tragic childhood accident. Not a fun baseball mascot. Don't get them mixed up. But other than that, you know, besides the things that you guys talked about, it's been nothing but Slay the Spire 2. That has been my life. It's been so nice. Everybody already knows this because Slay the Spire 2 was like the number one most played games. It's apparently running on. I just opened Steam. It's running right now. Are you accidentally playing? Are you playing it somewhere? Oh, I think it might be open on my laptop or something like that. It's very, very fun. I'm not going to make any videos about it because I don't need it. But it's just like it's just so stupendously good. So simple but complex. It's it's really, really nice. However, there are some this happens with games like this. Whenever there's an update and they're like, we're nerfing this and we're going to balance this, you know, gamers just go like. Boo! I'll review what they nerf, tell me, I don't know. They've nerfed a bunch of things because what they don't want is for builds to easily just go into infinity. And I mean, I know it's possible. I've never done it, but it's like, you know, some people instead of playing for, you know, fun and a casual thing, you know, some people need like I got to be the most powerful ever in history forever. My dad, when he was working on doing layouts of computer books for yada yada for Wiley or whatever, Wiley and Coyote books. Yeah, he would take a break by playing this game called Mice Men, and let me tell you, there is no progression. There's no roguelike light or anything of the type. It's just you have mice on the side, you pull them up and down and they walk and if they jump on the step on the other one's head, kill that mouse and then you win by getting the most people to the other side and it's it's it never changed, didn't get it. Well, I guess it didn't get passed. I mean, you know, there's no patches, but, you know, he played that and he was happy to go uphill with those mice both ways. These ungratefuls, you know, spoiled, spoiled is what I say. I was expecting the mice soapbox today, but I didn't expect it to be so good. Ah, man, I just Googled the Mice Men game and wow, my memory was perfect because I used to watch my dad play that all the time. And just the way the mice turn and look at you when they're like, we're trusting you with our lives here. It's a DOS game. I forget. I don't even know. When was it first made? Oh, wait. I know this. Yes. This is like unlocking a memory. Oh, ninety five. Okay. I also played this. I did not understand it because I was a child, but I was like, wow, look at that. They walk around. Yep. No, I could not win at this. Don't they eat cheese? Wow. I'm going to find the IP for this. I'm going to make the Mice Men movie make a billion dollars. That's a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. answer out there but he got it first try the new amazing nothing came to mind you could say butts again youth butts no no i was trying to do a real techie now what's a techie where's it gonna be backlog yeah backlog that's it you guys have got me though where i've been playing slay the spire too and dude i have been plowing carl that sounds weird out that way dude you just been giving it to carl whoa i'm just giving it to carl oh my god i'm like half three quarters of the way through bedlam bride now i'm just i'm tearing through gets crazy huh i feel like i say that every time you give us a car dungeon crawler update yeah like you guys even though with you guys telling me this i'm like okay they're saying that but like it has to have some chill there's gonna be some amount of chill are you out of the first phase yet are you into the second phase i just got to where it officially says part two i think dude it gets so crazy no so much crazier you have no idea part one was crazy how can it get more crazy you have no idea oh you have no idea i don't every time i think i do the wrenches they come flying it's like patches from dodgeballs throwing wrenches at me non-stop and i can't dodge them they're all it i know right oh i have been battling our pool we have a pool in the backyard i like the way you say that pool i have been trying to get it balanced so that it's not toxic and i think the last people who lived here didn't take very good care of it is what i've been running up against because i thought i i think i but i did research and i thought about doing it right and it just every time i do something it like makes it worse but i think i'm on i think i'm on the right track i think i had too many dissolved solids i'm racing to get the pool open because every day i'm out there like pouring crap in the pool and cleaning it and james is just looking out the window like oh when did we get to pool dad's playing with the pool i want a pool why do you have to rush what kind of time windows does chemical reaction have is it like organic chemistry class where it's like you really need to precisely i mean everything you do is kind of like see what happens see where it's at the next day right so i'm like i'm doing research and like okay this is the problem can't get any free chlorine means there's still too much stuff in the water all right i need to shock it again put the shock in leave it overnight come back the next day and i'm like hey now it's cloudy oh why would that have made it cloudy do a little research for it and it's like all right well the ph is too low maybe i need to raise the ph and then try to get i don't know man i don't know about pools it's a whole thing i don't know shit about chemistry but yeah i'm just standing out there like scooping gunk out of our pool and trying to get it working and james is standing in the window just like i want to go to the pool so bad oh god i know man i know working on it i didn't pool but i played basketball for an hour and a half and i was like oh my god i'm a half yesterday and i can barely move today that's impressive maybe ow i was filming for cloak uh and i barely did anything this is how out of shape i am so i understand the feeling here where all i'm doing is holding a camera around with a tripod and i'm like getting in some angles and i'm not even doing a lot we're just like they're in one place you know just needed to move things around i was so sore in my hips like my outer hip muscles just hurt like never had an ache there before but i forget how physical it is when you're just trying to lug a camera around do you have like a dolly for the tripod or do you have to pick it up and wiggle it i pick it up yeah even if you i imagine it's quite a heavy serious tripod because you don't around with cheap equipment anymore no i don't i don't but still i could if i thought about it a little bit they make a tripod wheel base where you can wheel it around and click it locked and i don't have that and there's a lot of things that i could do so ah just in my old age nab releases are happening right now what if they have the new super tripod deluxe they have an ai powered wheelbase you just say what you want to film and it moves to where it thinks you want it to be and then you actually move it to where it's supposed to be i'm thinking about filming from like the one third on this one but what about the one sixth i think that's a great idea mark let's talk about ideas as we make this happen thanks tripod what you know this guy thinks a filmmaker he doesn't know about the one third and the one sixth oh man i got so much to learn dude don't you need the two eighths this is all the fractions yeah two eight you don't you don't want four the two eighths i know you could you could technically simplify but it's eight boxes so you still have to say the two it's a lot of fractions in movies mark you gotta catch up my dad was filming under the car and he was like i said one third not one six he throws a tripod at my head how do you think i'm gonna capture this macro shot oh good times classic that being said do you think it's time bob time for the one-man show to begin one-man show time you guys are like full frame in your cameras and i'm always like way down here and i look so tiny you can aim it no you can't there's nothing you can do about it i forgot waste cameras built into the wall it doesn't aim i forgot you know the one thing i never thought about i was like no it's it's really mounted on the desk i could move the monitor back and then have more space to tilt it down yeah don't you have giant monitors they're very big if i'm thinking about it correctly i'm pretty sure all of that stuff moves we're a very not mobile household here maybe oh maybe i shouldn't do it right now yeah i don't know if right now is the time to get it no do it right now i forgot that all three of my monitors are now on one stand and they're very big and heavy and a slight movement how are they on one stand i found some custom third party stand monitors this big but i made it work what do you mean you made it work sketch yeah the way you protect your investments is hilarious to me you know you bought like the most expensive monitors in the known universe and then bought a 12 amazon special stand to put them on what do we know it was it was a very expensive third party stand but it was for the why'd you buy an expensive thing for the wrong purpose i didn't understand when i bought it i didn't know size mattered with stands i don't understand you i thought it was a one-size-fit-all kind of thing propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes all right mark yes we're gonna need you to open microsoft paint all right and you're gonna be sharing your screen but you get it all configured how you want to be doing it the first game for today's show we have played before but you have always been on the delivering end and wade and i have been on the receiving end and we thought we had so much fun with that that we wanted you to do it all right that sounds good i don't mind that that sounds great like you're so your your description about of what happened at the red carpet the oscars was iconic you're clearly much more talented at this drawing in ms paint than we are type stuff well should i do the calligraphy brush or should i do the natural pencil oh you could do however you so choose but oh that's pretty but i don't know if that's gonna work right i do want you to set it up correctly you're gonna want a double tall canvas as if you needed room to do one painting and then beneath it another painting all on one big canvas wait do you remember the order that we had discussed for these i know my order do you know your does our order matter comrade i think i know my order yeah i've got i've got the order situated properly on my end i believe or if not then it's the order i'm deciding to do now i'm gonna flip a coin heads is tails nope nope hang on hang on hang on heads is tails tails i win all right here we go uh heads is wade tails is me it's a lady we got the heads okay so wade is gonna go first and what's about to happen is that wade and i are both about to send you an image no no no no no no no we're not oh no that's the other thing we're about to not send you shit yeah don't do that don't do that hold on we're about to describe to you an image and you're gonna draw it we're gonna send you an image you draw it oh god yeah i'm functioning i'm a full blast here that's all i got and wade gets to go first and wade has 30 seconds to work with you on this image okay and then i'm gonna have a timer the timer's gonna go off and it's gonna be my turn we're gonna switch to working on my image and we're gonna go back and forth you get a total of four minutes but it's in 30 second chunks working with uh wade than me then wade than me each of us does four mini sessions okay the goal is to end up with two pictures that look exactly like what wade and i have pulled up on our screens in front of us oh i know it'll be that way i'm sure it will i know it will you're a great drawer i believe in you and wade i guess when you're ready i'll just hit my timer and you just and mark i assume you're ready yeah i'm ready always whatever uh just tell me when to go bob just start just go all right so mark quick over we're gonna have santa standing in front of a white bed sheet background like he was filming a threatening video or something but the background is kind of like a wrinkly white bed sheet wrinkly white bed sheet what uh santa's mouth you can't see because of his beard he looks very surprised facing the camera well okay okay hold on uh he's wearing minion goggles wait on and his coat is open exposing a white t-shirt underneath okay hold on wait hold on sail wait okay what the fuck background white bed sheet wrinkly santa facing the camera yeah i got that how do i draw it's already white booty booty booty bob's turn all right mark we have a race horse running from right to left it's a grass uh like track and there's green hedges in the background and there's a white fence behind the horse the horse does have some details to it but yeah it's like a brown horse running from right to left kind of in the yeah yep just like that yep that's what horses look like uh-huh that's kind of what horses look like hold on wait for it no that felt that felt mean but like that is that's pretty that's better than i could do for a horse i do have to saddle it has like socks has like white socks on its legs but then the rest of it's brown white white white okay done oh time okay continue all right mark back to santa santa uh minion goggles thick minion goggles he looks very surprised believe it or not he's not all beard there is a face tucked in where the eyes are the minion goggles are black uh fucking santa jacket open expose him the white t-shirt underneath the white t-shirt perfect and now it's gold it's gotta be gold all right oh bob certain all right so we have a brown horse we got a brown horse white socks on its legs that come like that you know they come up that for the first part i don't know his shins whatever and the rest of the horse is brown and it has a saddle that's a little black seat on a primarily white sadly bit a little black seat on a primarily white sadly bit yeah so that's yeah yeah yeah i like that i love that that's good primarily white sadly bit it's primarily white there's just like a little black seat on the top and time okay all right mark you need to fill in the fill in the hat the little white ball is definitely there at the end of santa's hat so put that in yep it is it's there man all right his arms are to his side they're drooping down all right drooping down you can see a little bit of red under the uh little you know the the vesty part of santa's thingy there's a little bit of red on the right side a little red on the right side what what what the his nostrils are a little puffed out a little bit perfect you can't see his mouth all beard bigger beard all beard yep okay hold on all right back to the horse oh fuck i really want to work on the background here we got green grass we got a white fence behind the horse and then we got green hedges it's a lot of green it's very green i would love yeah yeah green grass green grass i love that i love where the horse is at so i think this is a good thing to spend some time on here green hedges and the hedges go all the way to the top of the frame they're very tall hedges okay all right i see oh you even got the gap i was gonna say there's a gap around the horse's head in the in the hedges perfect oh yeah there is on purpose and then the the only thing you're missing is there's a white fence it's like not right now there's not time's up all right okay well let's get a bigger beard for santa and uh fill in that jacket a little bit uh it's huge what do you mean how could it be bigger perfect we need a bigger beard it hangs down over his chest i'm working on it great all right awesome there it is asking you shall receive now cover that belt up with more white there's no belt no belt cuts off his belly button is he has a belly button out is his belly button out no no his shirt's covering his belly but yes it's hidden under the shirt you can barely see it is he bare chested it's a white shirt all right i gotta build this shirt i gotta build this guy layer by layer man he's gonna white shirt red jacket beard face okay wait all right just fucking oh no oh is that supposed to be santa because i man how many fingers is this ai santa my turn back to the horse the horse is great white fence right white fence yep it's like a third of the way down from the top it's like the the horizontal part of the fence and then it has like every 10 feet there's a stick so not a lot of sticks you know just uh okay yeah yeah yep white fence all right i would say the only the only note i have is the horse is brown and i don't know if it's brown it's all brown and then he has like a black nose so if you want to fill in the horse a little bit oh that's so good bad the white socks good catch good catch yep yep yep beatle-y-doodle-y-deet back to me this is the final round you gotta really polish up the details on santa we gotta we gotta really tone up those eyes and nostrils a little bit santa's gotten hit by the cloud of smoke uh-huh i mean he's got that's a beard what do you mean cloud of smoke oh whatever it is you just i want to make sure i see those those little nostrils the nostrils yep all right honestly no notes that's pretty good that's pretty much him uh put a little white ball at the end of his hat you even have it on the right side oh yeah no i got you all right uh i'm just gonna stop there i'll send you the picture wade's done wade's satisfied with this you're you're yielding the remainder of your time doesn't matter it's up back to the horse it's looking great does have a black nose mouth area yep you're already on that uh-huh the socks are good look at this cocky smile on him look i thought i was gonna leave this out but he has like black shin guards on his front legs so he does have like the black shin guards like that they're just like the front part yeah perfect oh my god on the back ones no just on the front ones just on the front ones okay gotcha um and i guess his feet like his hooves are brown below his socks still i would just just we're just in the details now really here time's up oh i love it mark all right here's the images mark so you could share them there's mine okay all right can't wait for this i started off with a simple of his images if i could i want you to know that why didn't you tell me to start with a gray background it's a white sheet it's just dark oh aspect ratio oh santa it's the same picture i mean the nose actually i got it gotta be completely honest wade this is substantially your fault the bit here is to laugh at mark struggling but man every time it was your turn and you started describing stuff i was immediately like why is that what you're telling him more white i don't know it just felt right it felt right ultimately ended up pretty good minus the arms just wait till you see the comparison with the one i was working on you're gonna shit i'm gonna shit wait let me get to the toilet first oh man everybody listening and watching it's mostly watching probably actually if we're honest watch out oh that's actually really good it's fantastic wow you know what you're killing it he actually even nailed the left leg perfectly i know when he started drawing the horse i was like oh how do i describe the position and then he like he was doing it and i was like i don't have to describe anything mark knows what horses look like i guess i wish he knew what santa looked like by default that would help me this is a horse i've never seen you know i couldn't possibly imagine what that what that could be i i think i did pretty damn good here that's i think that's fantastic i think you mine is the winner which means i get a point i'm not writing it down but you can mark and i get a point who's competing i don't even know i mean it doesn't matter you did a great job mark you killed that one thanks thank thank you thank you plus your horse looks so happy your santa looks like he fell off a roof his arm was it looks like he's laying in a snow pile on the ground below the roof he just fell off of and he's just like i hope tim allen shows up soon so i could die to be honest though my santa looks like he's been kidnapped and is filming a video begging for his release that's that's true yeah both of these have their merits yes it's true excellent work excellent work that was clearly a gray background it's clearly gray yeah it's it's very clearly gray i gotta give that to you mark given that it's directly next to a bunch of white look i didn't go to art school i didn't learn all these fancy colors okay it's wrinkly white i only know the three primary colors black gray and well wait no you don't know gray nah i fucked the whole thing up yeah see you don't even know the primary colors no no the two primary colors black and white all right new palette i think that was a lot of time i think mark was very comfortable oh boy i think we could uh i think we could take five seconds off and do 25 second timers don you want to go first this time oh that yes absolutely hold on i'm gonna work in negative space here that's gonna be good for this one it's happening so just bear with it you get reset however you so choose i i'm not gonna judge your your process i just feel like starting from you know not white might help wade a little bit a lot of artists start with a sort of a solid background color often a dark color something to really work off of to create count you know gives you something to contrast with oh bob i just looked at my last images this is gonna suck no it'll be good all right wait as soon as i start click the timer we're gonna do 25 seconds yeah ready to go because that was just too much time i think the weight's problem was that he felt like he had a lot of time and he was screwing around too much right right yeah uh so anyway mark are you ready yes okay here we go i'm gonna give you an overview first it is a picture of two people sitting on a bench with their two bicycles parked to the left of them the green grass is underneath the bench on like the bottom fifth of the screen and then it's blue sky up above okay wait and it's a kind of cloudy day so green grass yeah and then there's a bench with two people and they're facing away sitting on it hold up blue sky yep and there's a bench bench with two people sitting on it nope time's up oh okay okay all right mark there's a railroad that take that hits the side the middle sides of the screen like it starts at the top middle real small it expands toward us the railroad's coming toward us okay all right this is perfect is it white or black the rails are like a really dark gray and there's some like real dark wood uh a little bit bigger but that's fine we'll make it work on the middle of the track there's a puppy facing to the left side my turn again all right the bench is on the right third it's centered on the right third uh so there's and it's like a wood bench yeah you're perfect dead on it's like a wood bench okay two people are sitting on it two people sitting on it look they're looking away from us at some beautiful vista or something looking away oh i see from the behind yeah we're we're standing by the bench and we're sitting on it and we're sitting on it and we're sitting on it behind them this is like uh this is like a yeah yeah yeah perfect okay all right so mark the railroad tracks between each of the track things is gravel it's like rocky gravel like light colored rocks in between all of them okay i see we're going for the same color palette again a little bit of grass growing but not much just a sparse grass sparse grass got it golden retriever puppy with a black collar looking wet like a wet dog facing the left in the middle of the no close to the front of the track this is not a gold this is grass sparse grass yeah i figured i was hoping so okay golden what do we got golden retriever puppy wet gold retriever puppy sitting there looking to the left looking to the left okay got it and there's like a sidewalk on the left of the railroad track and more gravel on the right of the railroad track sidewalk of the left all right mark you're killing it i like the the person on the left does have their arm up like that like i don't know how you knew that instinctively but you are dead on the ground like i don't know how you knew that instinctively but you are dead on the ground like i don't know how you knew that instinctively but you are dead on the ground like i don't know how you knew that instinctively but you are dead on the ground there are two slats on the bench behind their back so the two wood slats the only thing else that there is is there's two bicycles to the left of them like they rode their bikes here and they parked them and then the sky is a little cloudy and at the very top there's like it's like we're under a tree taking the picture lead a lead a lead a lead we'll get to it it's gonna be great all right sidewalk on the left with a little bit of grass in between just a little gap of grass in between sidewalk oh look at that sidewalk i love that gravel to the right of the track this is a gravel gray it sure is puppies wearing a black collar with a little black nose little dark eye uh-huh all right mark you got one bicycle all you need is one more bicycle and then it's literally just a little bit of clouds a little bit of leaves at the top like a tree is dangling above us like a tree is dangling above us okay yeah yeah beautiful yep the bicycle i love that they are different colors and the left one is a darker color i don't know how you're just reading these things instinctively from what i'm giving you tree on the left tree on the left tree above it's like we're standing under a tree branch you can't you can't see the no you're good you're good are we doing more are we stopping one more right all right one more i wasn't keeping track i didn't i didn't count this time all right coming out of the rails just a little bit of like blocks of wood where the red is so it's like a little bit of wood before you put some like dark you know whoa not the whole thing what just little blocks like a little it's like a brick like a brick is sticking out from the side of the rail like that big yep there on each side for each rail yep perfect perfect i got no more notes i'm feeling pretty confident all right you can't see the tree trunk i was misleading you just green leaves just like wispy leaves and then it's just some clouds it's kind of a beautiful blue sky but a little cloudy nice summer clouds that's it baby yeah a couple more clouds a couple more clouds are they cumulonimbus yeah the the cool kind the cool kind yeah man i love cloudy trees watch this watch this i don't think i could even add any more notes if i wanted to lead a little little lead you killed it mark thank you sensei here here you go here's your fur here's my oh i told you you absolutely slayed this one i see i see i see oh my oh my god that's a big image biggest picture ever taken you know what damn yeah i put the clouds too high but that was my assumption being in the sky and all i was not gonna get hung up on that because at the end there we were tight on time no i like and like the the lady has her arms up and you have your arm up it's around the other person but like and the the left leg is black and the right leg is white but you have a dark blue and then like a gray that's it do you know wow i think that's a great recreate i think you nailed it again i feel great i feel great about this all right there's there's puppy i see what you were trying to describe now wait the i don't know what else to call those that'll be see they're like little bricks he made them they need the bricks i think that's a river to the left i don't think that's a sidewalk i think it is it's very fuzzy and i'm very old but okay you know actually i was prepared to be like what an idiot this guy can't describe anything this guy's the worst describer in the world i was ready to be all like this guy's never even seen a railroad but no you know what you defied my expectations thank you thank you just little bits of grass mostly on the left but there like there is some on the track behind puppy and on the puppy's nose and i get it i get it yeah no i i think actually especially if it was like cropped in a little bit so that the just the train track was bigger i think what mark captured there is pretty pretty spot on yeah i was trying to begin to describe that it hit the side of the frame but like that's hard to just it's hard to describe when you have 10 seconds to do it see i knew he'd be good at this is this enjoyable mark i was thinking you'd enjoy this yeah oh god it's super fun yeah for me because we've played this game a couple times but you were you were on the you were the describer yeah and i feel like wade and i are not good drawers which is not your fault i don't know if i'm good at either end of this part but i'm gonna keep doing it i can't disagree all right one more i do feel like we had a lot of time on that one we're burning through more time should we just do one more image bob or should we yeah let's do one more let's do one more i think we should knock 10 seconds off of there i think we should bump it down to 15 i have a simple one why is there no bucket tool oh there's a bucket this is gonna be really with the blue background all right i love it what do you want a different one no no blue no this is perfect honestly perfect no notes okay good oh i just say it like this blue idiot here this blue background loser because when bob and i were thinking about describing our images what we were thinking i'm gonna start with a blue canvas well i can change it at any moment bob i'm skipping to number four which is really stupid of me but i'm skipping the number four for myself yeah no okay so we'll do 15 seconds i think i'm my first this time your first this time how many rounds do you want to do at 15 seconds yeah i think maybe we should do five rounds give an extra round here get some time to polish it up a little bit mark whenever you're ready all right i'm ready okay mark imagine you're sitting in a passenger seat of a car and you're looking at the rear view mirror and you see in the rear view mirror reflection of the car but then around it you see sky a couple towers and a bit of road under the mirror i don't want to be this guy but i think he means side view mirror to begin with but oh this is a close-up picture of a bright red twisty slide it's about halfway up it's a picture of the twist the whole frame is the slide okay whole frame is a slut a child is going down the slide wearing blue shoes all you could see is their feet because they're coming around the back side of the twist they literally delete ah okay okay all right side view mirror side view mirrors just erase that Embrace it? Are you sure? Yep. Side view mirror coming out of the left side of the frame. Coming out of the left side of the frame. Yes. So, like. Yes, perfect. And there's, like, a reflection of the road and, like, a bus coming up from behind, a dotted white line. The sun is in the middle of the rear view mirror on the horizon. Adel, Adel, Adel, Adel. Okay, okay, okay. All right, Mark, you're getting really close already, but there's a kid wearing blue shoes coming down the slide, and all you can see is their feet going from left to right, poking around the, like, bend, right? Because it's a swirly around slide type of situation. Yep, hold on. I think you're killing it. I see where you're going with this. Lead, lead, lead, lead. Ah, fuck. All right, so, a car. You see a reflection of the car in the left side of where the sun is, so put a reflection of, like, the window, a door handle. What color's car? Can I ask that? What? What color's car? It's hard to tell. Probably, like, a dark orange, like a rusty colored car. I feel like that's an important detail. It's hard to tell, man. It's really actually hard to tell. All right. Yeah, you're killing it. I like where we're at here. It's like a swirly around slide, so, like, all you see is their feet in the middle of the frame, kind of, peeking around, going from left to right. Going from left to right? Yeah, so it's, like, swirling around, right? So they're. Oh, fucking hell. All right, draw a little bit of a horizon below the sun, like a flat line. Perfect. Now put a dot of the sun. Dotted line in the middle of that going down. Yeah, that's the road. And there's a bus on the other, the right side. The right side, there's, like, a bus coming up. Perfect. And now outside the mirror, there's two towers. Oh, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Okay. Basically, like, blue jeans, just gonna be, like, all we see are legs, right? All we see are. Yes, perfect. That is exactly right. That's so perfect. And the background behind the slide is, like, trees, but they have, like, a little bokeh. Yeah, like, they're very. Out-of-focus trees. It's just a little. Just a little green. Leetle, leetle, leetle, leet. All right, Mark. So we need the horizon outside the window here, outside the mirror here. And then there's two big, like, radio towers coming up on the right side. And then more road underneath. Yep. You got it. Two towers, little bit of grass under the towers, and then it's road. Oodle, leetle, oodle, leetle, oodle. All right, so green, a little sparse, some or other. Yeah, it's just, it's just like there's a bunch of trees in the background. They're just. They're just kind of out of focus. Bokeh. Yeah, bokeh. Bokeh. Bokeh them. Bokeh these nuts. Bokeh, bokeh, bokeh. All right, so a little bit of grass. No, that's it. Nope, done. Oh, that's it? I thought that was four. Is that five? That was five. I was checking them off. I left one off. All right, we're done. I don't feel so confident about this. The slide situation is crazy right now. That's exactly what it looks like. Don't even worry about it. All right. All right. Here we go. Here you go, Mark. Oh, man. You're right. It was hard to tell what the color of the car. Yeah, it's surprisingly difficult to tell the color of the car. I would guess black. Yeah, it looks like a dark colored car. It's looking like it's got a little bit of rusty color around the mirror. It's the only reason I said like a dark orange. That's just the sun glaring on the plastic because it looks like a plastic mirror surround. Well, yeah, but it could be any color that's a darker color or like, yeah, it's hard to tell. Okay, I see what you're going for. Yeah, I get it. I think you nailed it. I thought this guy was like. Like fully out of the window looking in the side. But then I would have seen him in the reflection. I should have from the context clues, you know, I should have known. Our goal was to start off with the simple of an image and then go much more complex. So this is this was the most complex one I had. I feel like my image got simpler. I just honestly couldn't figure out how to explain it in a way to get to get it across to Mark very well. I think it was. I think it was on me this time for my image. Oh, okay. All right. I was not able to imagine this, but I so get you those legs. I don't know this slide shape very well because I haven't been to a playground in a while. You mean me going like this wasn't enough information for you? Oh, I wasn't looking at you. I wasn't looking at that. Come on, man. Come on. This is the the curse. Mine is the curse slide that makes you long. It's a wonka slide. It stretches. You out. Make you wobbly. It looks like the Wicked Witch's legs at the house lands on her. But then she went down a slide afterward. Like I lost my slippers. I'm gonna go down this slide. A lot less tree than I thought. A lot more slide than I imagined. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta say, I think Wade. Yeah, Wade has it, but I'm not the judge. So what do I know? Oh, I don't disagree. I think Wade definitely took that one. I think that was I think that was Wade. Our middle round were both pretty good. First round was definitely Bob. I mean, there's so much going on. These like Bob's image. It's all about how complicated the slide is mine. There's just so much shit in the image to describe. See, these don't have to be a punishment. No, they're delightful. That was stressful for Mark. That was stressed. That was very stressful. I was. Should we save our other images, Bob? Or should we share what we were going to give him? Oh, I'll share mine. I honestly couldn't decide for sure which one of these last two I had left was worse. But that was the last one I was going to go with. Oh, oh, God, the hands. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, the hands. I don't know how he would have described that. I think maybe, but it would just look like a wash of brown. I feel like you either would have got it, but it would have been hard to draw or I would never have been able to explain it to you and you would never even have understood what the fuck was going on in that one. Yeah, I don't think I would have a ring of hands grabbing wrists of the hand nearest. There's six hands. I would have said there are six people who are all grabbing each other's wrist, creating a hexagon. A hexagon of hands. Let's see. If you just said people, I would have zoomed it out in my head very far. I would have drawn people. Ah, yeah, yeah. There are six hands. There are six hands grabbing each other. All right. So the next thing we have, do you have your words? I do. I just pulled them up. We have words. I have found three words. Wade has found three words. We're going to send them to you and then you have to get the other person who doesn't know the word to guess it. And you get to decide how you give us clues. You have to say it backwards or you have to give us more direction. And I alternate or? So Wade goes first because he has found the shortest word, but then we just go back and forth. So Wade goes first, giving you the word, which means I go first guessing. Here's your first word, Mark. All right. And you can either say it backwards or let him pick a word and then you say more or less. Or whatever. I feel like this would be easier if I just say it backwards. I'm here for it. Okay. Aramak. Aramak. Camera. Yeah. Perfect. Wow. Easy. Easy. That would have taken forever if it was guessing which way the words go. Oh, God. Yeah. Well, given that Wade and I discussed how difficult we wanted to make these words, I feel a little bit worse about the words that I have decided to choose. Oh, mine get worse. Don't worry. Once again, I started off, we were warming up, but it gets. Maybe mine just start bad and stay just as bad and it's totally doable. Mark, there's your first word from me. He's never going to know what that is. Sorry. He might. He knows silly words. Okay. Wade, you ready? Yeah. Lebesage. One more. Lebesage. Weh or leh? Leh. Leh. Leh. Lebesage. Lebesage. Jezebel. Jezebel. Beautiful. Ha ha. See? There he goes. I told you he knows goofy ass words. All right. Okay. Good. That was nice. Am I crushing it or are you guys crushing it? I mean, it's got to be Mark crushing it. Bob, are you ready? Oh, I'm ready. I'm doing. I'm going to just stick with backwards because otherwise we'll be here all day. All right. Okay. I'm sounding into my head. And this is going to sound like I'm joking. I'm not. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Pachetek. Ketchup. Pachew. Pachet. Ketchup. It's definitely ketchup. I'm going to do it right. I was so stuck on the ketchup, I realized that might be leading you astray. I mean, you could say it more times backwards probably. Can I? You could get another shot, right? Yeah, you could. I think you can keep pronouncing it. Ketchyap. Ketchyap. Ketchyap. Paycheck. Yeah. There it is. Yeah. See? See? All right. I've got to be honest. I tried to pick one that I thought you couldn't say backwards because I thought that you would want to rely on the saying it backwards, and so I tried. This is purposefully one that I think is going to be really fucking hard to say backwards. Ready? Win? Oh, hit me. I love this. I love this. I love this. Sit fallia. With Gatorade Electrolytes, zero shock. and vitamins. Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with Gatorade electrolytes are you laughing yes are you laughing what is what are you typing this out yeah it helps me are you are you laughing shit shit failure shit shit is it shit I love to I love I love so I do think it's good it's a beginning usefulness oh no I love to I don't know what just do it backwards man fail fail fail fail fail fail useful oh no i laughed so i loved them oats full oats oh this turned out so promising what happened this is a word that has been the focus of previous episodes this is a word that is related to us i loved so us fully uh us what how what are you oh i'm just gonna tell you you're converting that part wrong when you're saying it backward i love you i love so oh god this is making me angry i loved so i loved so uh i love so instead of so we're ose no how are you doing that so what what was i loved so i loved so so uh-huh whoa i love see you see I don't know if we could count that. Yeah, that was really close. But we fall. Yeah. Well, we fall. Yeah. Oh, West West fall. Yeah. Oh, holy shit. You know, that treaty or whatever it was. Oh, my God. Yeah. My brain was not going to West Follia. Give Bob a hard one. Give him a hard one. Yeah, no, let's do this. First guess. Let's go, Mark. I feel like I want a harder word than what I had picked. I wasn't that mean. Yeah. Get a hard. That's what I was saying. Give him a hard one. Yeah. Hold on a second. That's a word that we've talked about on multiple episodes of this show and have never gotten right when it comes. But you reference it all the time. There have been so many bits where there's like, oh, I can't remember the treaty of West Follia. You're right. You're right. I did think that one would be hard to say backwards, but Mark actually did a pretty good job of it. Yeah. Thank you. Are you finding a new word, Wade? No, I'm keeping mine. I wanted to, but I'm looking. I'm like, I'll just keep mine. All right. All right. All right, man. I guess you have it on easy mode. Okay, here we go. First try. Mm-hmm. Reg Rob. See, holy monkey cheeseburger. Yeah. To be fair, when I chose these words, I thought some of them would be the other version of us getting to them. But well done. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, I guess it was. It was my mistake for letting letting Mark choose. Obviously, one of those is way harder than the other, I guess. Although. I feel like when we did the saying it backwards the first time, it was like fucking pulling teeth the whole time. And then this time, magically me guessing. Well, you are guessing, though, and you've done a pretty good job except for the Westphalia. But that was a hard word. That was a hard word. This one is so hard. I can't tell if I'm spelling it right. Hang on. Oh, God, I really don't know if you could do this one saying it backwards. But it's up to you, buddy. I got a bonus one for Mark to send you. All right. You ready? Oh, yeah. Good. The fuck? He's casting a spell on you. Don't look him in the eyes. One more time. He got it. We're done. It's not even English. It's an old Norse word or something. Yeah. He didn't actually get it, though. That felt like he might have believed that. Okay. We got Ray at the end. The opposite of Ray is Yarr, right? Oh, man. I think we learned the last time. My brain works different on this than your guys's does. It does. It really does. It really does. I hear Ray. I think R-A-Y. So I'm like backwards. Y-A-R. Whereas you guys are like, the way you think about it is different. Like, Mark ended cheeseburger with a ch. I would never have done that because it's H-C. Okay. It's, you know, I see where your logic is going. But, you know, there's other options, too. I'll just say that. Okay. So to Ray, it'd be air? Mm-hmm. Air con-ditioning. Air conditioning? There it is! There it is! God. I love the way you say it. I love the way that you just say it just slightly wrong. And you're like, air con-ditioning. That's not a word. Okay. I got there pretty quick from that one. All right. No, you didn't. This is so fun to watch. Here, here, Mark. Bonus one for Bob. Oh, I have a bonus one? All right. First guess. All right. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Bob, I went up in letters more. Okay, good. Okay. Oh, man. Can you say it one more time? Does it start with an L? I can't, I can't. I don't think I can give those kind of details, but I believe phonetically I'm doing it as it should be. I will say, I think the third syllable in what Mark's saying is the hardest part to pronounce. Yeah. Could be more accurate. This is where I always worry we're going to summon a demon by doing this. In this game, because randomly we're going to say a demon's name and we're saying it so many times, like we're chanting it. Uncool. Uncarburated. No. No, fuck. Old bot diary. Bachna. The first bit is really fucking me up. I can't tell what the end of the word is. Yeah. I, if, yeah, if it's not a word you would use casually in day-to-day conversations, that's for sure. Oh, I don't know if I can get this. Uncabin. Bachna. Bachna. Uncap. Pa. Oh. Pa. Pa. Uncup. Oof. Un. Pock. Pock. Uncop. Uncop. Old bot diary. Uncop. Com. Plicated. No. Un. Com. O. O. Old bot. Ty. Re. Pock. Old bot. Ty. Re. E. Ty. Re. E. Ty. Re. Write. Write. Old bot. Ty. Re. Write. Tabble. Old bot. Ty. Re. Write. Tabble. Old bot. Ty. Re. Write. Tabble. Old bot. Ty. Re. Tabble. Old bot. Uncopy. Uncopy. Writeable. Yeah! That was a very difficult one. Oh, that is a long word. Alright, I do know that word. So, how'd you pronounce it backwards, Mark? I wanna- I just wanna say how- Old bot. Ty. Re. Pock. Na. Here's how I would've pronounced it backwards, 'cause I- the way my brain works. I would've said, "El bath. Geary. Pock. New." No one would've gotten it! But see, for me, that's how I think of it. You're trying to actually read it backwards? Yeah, because then I'm like, "Okay, El bath." That means it's B-A-T-H, so it'd be backwards, it'd be H-T-A-B, like, that's how my brain works. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's how my brain processes it. Uh, I'm just trying to emulate what it would sound like if it was actually backwards. And then I- obviously the editor should play it forwards, or my backwards backwards. You might be actually phonetically pronouncing it backwards, but for me I'm like, "Ah, okay, this is how I'd say it if it was backwards." Like- I see, I see. Just the way our brains work differently is interesting. Anyway, I think we can all agree Mark wins. Yeah! Alright! Yippee! I wrote down points. Seven points, or just dash, dot, and line points? Although those are definitely seven- that's seven points. Oh, that's pretty good. Seven to nothing. Mark wins. Alright. Mark, do you want to give your winner's speech? I thank you for this opportunity to showcase my amazing abilities of both pronouncing things backwards and drawing. I will retire from this podcast henceforth because I can go no further in my abilities as a entertainer and presenter. And I think exiting with grace is the only thing right for me at this time. I now hand it off to me for the loser speech. Ah, you didn't lose. If anyone lost, we lost. I was going to be like, ah, I'll never give up. Ah, I may have lost this one, but I'm going to come back stronger next time. Cut out my interruption. Let him do his bit. All right, look, I may be beaten this time and I may have lost horribly, but you know one thing about me. I never give up. I never quit. I'll be back again next week for that crown. And until I get that crown, I'm never giving up on myself or you or this whole podcast. Ah, you can bet on me being here every time because I am not ever going to quit. Want to do the outro too? I don't know if we have anything. I don't know if we have anything else to add at this point. Yeah, that's the end. It's time for the outro. That's how this works. Mark will be hosting next week. I feel like we've turned a new leaf on the one-man shows. I thought it was, instead of being us torturing Mark, I thought it was a real showcase of Mark. I thought that was lovely. I had a lot of fun. If I'm not having fun, what are we doing here? Why are we even on this planet? Life's about fun and nothing else. Yes, great message, yeah. Make sure you follow the podcast so you know when the episodes come out. We're down to one a week right now, but that might change. You've got to look out. Also, check out the merch. DistractibleStore.shop.edu? That's not right. No. Distractible.shop Yeah, Distractible.shop. That's the one. Still haven't learned it. Follow the guys. Mark Beyer, LordMinion777, or Minion777. I am IceCrim. Mark hosts the next one. I think we all know what it's going to be. We all know for sure. Prison tattoos. No, that's not. It wasn't a perfect crime. Yeah, prison tattoos. We're giving each other prison tats. Uh-huh. 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