Mark Normand & The Confusion and Chaos

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I just open for Dan Soder. I understand but but I have credits as well I did so much this week I would never tell you what I did. I open for Kathy this week. Yeah but it's like I wouldn't yell that stuff out. I'm like yelling it out. It's you're sort of like name dropping. Yeah I open for Dan Soder. All right shout out to Dan Soder he's on tour. Who else have you opened up for? Yeah who else have you opened up for? Yeah who else have you open up for? That's what you learned? No. Yeah yeah yeah. Now what have you learned about live, about like you know how to give learning a thing about like maintaining your anxiety and I learned a lot this weekend. Oh good would you learn? Oh I learned about Israel. I learned about Iran. Yeah. I learned about a lot of news. History? History? Comedy story history? A lot of comedy story history. I learned. Well kind of comedy story history. I can't stop. I can't stop. Yeah because I told her that it's over over my dead body. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. He told me he would murder me. I would murder me because I told her deep dark secrets. Yeah. Of the comedy story. Positive stuff though guys. All good stuff. All the good stuff. All the good stuff. Yeah. I learned about you can get Shake Shack ordered late. Yeah. That's a good thing to learn. And I learned that you should always listen and be quiet. Yeah. Be quiet. Yes. Real advice. Real advice. And be nice. And also the holding method. Which one? The holding. Oh. The holding method? Do you hear it here? I told you about the holding method. Holding method. Of not going on stage. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. The holding method where you just sit in your chair and then Bobby holds you down. No, I don't hold you down. Oh yeah. He hugs you. He hugs you down. Yeah I don't hold you down. And then you're talking about. I really got to go and he goes no no no no. Oh that method. Yeah. But then what did I teach? And then you stayed there. So they said my name. And how long did I stay sit down the door? Too long. Like that. I've seen you do this before. How long did you do this? It was wild. Like no. He's cool calm collected. Could a god got away. Come back. You were just in your zone. Probably maybe three minutes. Three. Three or four. And who was hosting? Kathy. Oh my god. See. Right. And then I just sat there. And I just talked to people. To teach you. lesson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So cool. And what was that lesson? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you got a lot. But try to explain the lesson though. I think it's about being in control and showing like resilience and right or just like not letting it overcome you stress and saying this is my show. Right? No. Oh. No. It's it's about handling anxiety. Yeah. And also the panic. Panic. And it also teaches you it gives you a little bit more of a challenge on stage. You know. It's little. Did they do that to you when you were all the time? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How long would someone like five minutes? Five minutes? Were you wind up? Yeah. Who? I can't tell you that. It's old either. But you must. You must have been squirming, right? You could have. No. I learned it. Do you just I'll just sit there instead of struggled. And what would be your opener when you walked out? I go. They they made me. I'll just tell the truth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They locked me in a room. They locked me in a room and they wouldn't let me come out for five minutes. I swear to God. Did they really lock you in a room? I lock me, but like, you know, the teaching me patients. Wow. Yeah. So what did you do when you were? I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I don't do two women. Yeah. Not yet. I don't know. No, no women. But I would like to I would like you to do that. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. I want to try it. Try it. I want to see what that feels like. Yeah. Because it feels good. I know it doesn't feel good, but maybe that's part of it. Yeah. Actually, when I did it over the weekend, it felt pretty good. Because I didn't want to go out. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did not want to. I mean, I got into rhythm of being there, but it was the busiest week of my lifetime. So it was like, and I'm so tired. And I'll be honest with you. I don't know how I'm going to get through this podcast. But I'm pleased that you traveled to. Saturday. That was so good. I like that. Do you like that? That sounded good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Saturday. What happened? You flew in. Dude, don't talk to me like that. That energy. I love that. I love it. Don't talk to me like that. What do I do? I bet it's great. That's good rhythm. Jaime. I love that rhythm. That's really good rhythm. I don't know. He didn't know. He didn't even know that. You didn't feel the rhythm there. You know what I learned? Yeah. Okay. I tell you. Yeah. It can be that long to learn. Didn't figure out what you learned. Go ahead. I did a couple of shows and like people come up to me and like, did I probably, you're like the funniest guy I've seen. I'm like, I don't know. He's learned. Hey, Bobby. Wait, Bobby, like, let him go. I don't get it. Let him cook. I don't get why. I don't get the same thing he did with the sense of dance order thing. It's what you learned. You got recognized. Can compliment it and then what happened? I'm like, oh, thank you. But like, I think to myself, like, I don't get what I have, like, I don't. Oh my god. It's the grossest thing you've ever said. Oh, I love it. That's grossest thing I ever said. It's not the, I'm coming. Remember that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the second thing grossest thing you've ever said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that love really. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah, yeah. That's not you learn that. What about yourself? Humility? Humility? You learned humility. Humidity. Humidity. No, I don't know. I don't know what I have. Yeah. Can I gas what you have? I can tell you. Can tell me what? One special ed. You know, that's not you can't laugh. I don't know. No, you weren't special ed. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the same response whenever my P teacher found that. I was in special ed too. Really? Yeah. Is it, is it special ed or a different type of class to department? I was just slow. I was in a class too. Yeah, I was in a class too. With two people. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I was in a class. I was in an alternative school at one point. Really? Yeah. For what? For like being slow? Yeah, I was slow. I could read very fast. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't read backwards either. I couldn't. I still can't. I couldn't read Japanese make. Yeah. Japanese are Latin or anything. Yeah, I mean, yeah. On my last day, sixth grade, my special ed teacher, one of them, she was like, why are you smiling, Gilbert? Yeah, you want to do what? Why are you smiling? Dude, yeah, you are. I don't know. I know you're happy to see us, but but don't smile at that. Sorry, sorry. It's one more time. Yeah, yeah. You're smiling now. On the last day of school, six, six grade, my school. What kind of school? A special ed school. No, it was a regular school. Oh, they had a different building. My special ed teacher told me. What were you? They have special ed teachers at regular school. Yes. You're not much of a waste would that be? To have two different schools? Let's put everybody in one. Oh, I see you're saving money in your town. It's great. Miss Keate, Texas, all types of teachers. Yeah. Yeah, you're fizzed. You're doing biology. That's what it is. Miss Keate, Texas, fix yourself. Oh, I'm a fucking sinner. I'm happy to be fucking people. Because we're in a special ed school. You're fucking when you're talking about new. Man, what? Helm? Hey, what's up? Hey, Mark. Great, Mark. Hey, what's his name? Hey, it's Umberto. Give me Kimmel, right? Do you ever remember meeting him? I thought the last one. No, no, no. And anywhere outside of this place. Can I refresh his memory? No, no, no, no, you can't refresh. You were very confident that Mark Normandy would know who you are. Oh, God, you've already started. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. Carnies. Yeah, with whom? What does that mean? I thought you were working the grill. No, what's up? Give it to I don't remember anybody. Can we met? Yeah. Yeah. Can you guess? Can you guess? She wasn't confident. Yeah, she wasn't that confident, though. Can you guess? The comedy club. Yeah. Which one though? That didn't fit. The goat. Can you even have headphones in? Oh, he doesn't. He already heard it. I didn't hear anything. Did you really? Oh, wait, I saw it. Oh, I met you with ice. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got rid of a guy. Yeah, we got rid of a guy together. And you're Jimmy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's hit it back. You've never heard that. Sure. You do headphones or no? No, I never touch it. Oh, you know, judgment. Okay. Let's do we do calls or anything? No, we don't do calls. Alright, great. Yeah, we know we're not doing calls. No, no, no, we don't do calls. You changed it up. Yeah, we did. Yeah. I changed it up a little bit. Yeah, I changed it up every couple of years, you know, a little bit. Yeah. It's funny because before you got here, Mark, I mean, it was saying, like, yeah, no, we go way back. You know, I was not saying that. He'll definitely know me. We hung out. That's in that. I opened up for dance. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Soda. He's a sat dancer. Um, and I made a bet that he wouldn't remember. And I won that bet. There you go. I, um, cat was an as confident. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, cat was like, I don't think he'll remember. But you, she opened for you at the ice house. Okay. Oh, I do remember that. Oh, yeah. Do you really? I remember that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a very funny new comic. And, um, sorry, I'm so apologize. Oh, go nuts. I'm the burp king. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I put up far too a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Already farted on this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We already said it. Oh, shit. I don't remember. Oh, oh, really? You do remember him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And do you know the comic that he's best friends with? Soda. No, no, no. No, no. It's tell him. You know, my boy Ralph Barbosa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I'm like, up. Hey, Ralph. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. What's up? He said, what's up and congrats on your new special? Thank you. Oh, he really did say that. Yeah. Thank you. No, I believe you now. Can I call him? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Call him Nick, all right. Oh, yeah You guys I'm 54 years old sir Yes, ma'am and I love to I love Bluetooth because you know a lot of time when you get older. It's it's harder to get the party going Right and something again, what you can say that again. 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pick up dude yeah it was out of stocker hey I'm here with Bobby and guess who else wait wait no guess who else whoa how'd you do that yeah and then did you want to say something to Mark Norman Ralph yeah congrats on the special thank you man I miss you all right all right hi man you got it thank you thank you hi we believe you yeah so I think I believe this to be true that Mark probably will not forget about you ever again never again never again not that face not that face and I think cat probably not either really yeah no I remember the teeth oh yeah great teeth big teeth not a nice teeth good teeth but do you think they can be smaller no okay what do you do it to me what is this you are you on the ones of Tuesdays no I you know sometimes I sometimes I you can't hear because you but it's okay we'll play later we'll play I did but you don't have the headphones on oh all right well I'm not gonna play okay this is just a weird setup yeah I mean so funny sometimes I don't play and why is it there I don't know it's a thing now yeah yeah is there a is there a thing where it could be off the side it's a difficult apparatus okay all right so yeah this is it just when I'm just in case oh I mean you know I can't get oh anyway you have a new special called non two please where is that at shut it in Boulder it's on Netflix it's on Netflix and when does it come it's already out man wow wow we're in the top 10 so we're trying to keep it that way that's why I'm here well it's nice and tan as well that's all photo it is yeah that look at me I'm I know but is that a shot from your special did you take another photo that's from the special all right and then they cleaned it all up with stuff yeah because I have a special coming out and I don't know how that works you know I mean hulu yeah I mean do you so they they gave me a thousand photos or whatever yeah right and then you got which one is the line I know right so then you pick out the ones you like yeah right but are there ones on there that are just so bad I mean of course oh my god there's something there's like why would you do it from that I know they set me a bunch they said pick three or whatever I pick three and they didn't even use the three I picked so I had to go back in and redo it they don't even listen they don't even listen now and then go back to the poster real quick there it is okay I did it yeah yeah now do you I had a problem with fonts ah you know I mean that was a whole two week thing of like what fonts I don't know so you're particular you don't care I care a little but I'm not going two weeks on a phone yeah you know two weeks on a phone now yeah yeah did you pick that front no I picked the colors but they sent me a couple I just went with that one oh so that's what I should do yeah yeah yeah do the work and then I'll pick five one of five yeah yeah yeah I just wanted to hear you pronounce hulu I'm so proud of you for doing oh thanks man this is exciting yes I guess it is oh what are you kidding yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh it's good oh it's good I I thought the first time okay right the first cut and I was sat back and I was and I was just taking it all in I was like that was okay mm-hmm the second time oh my god I said I can never come back in here again whoa I could not watch it again oh watching it the whole thing from beginning to end it's a nightmare it's well why are we going whoa I thought you meant doing a second set no no no no no no no no I'm talking about one you know in editing but no it's hell on earth it's it is it not it's brutal it's proot what now tell me why it's brutal because you don't want to see yourself you see every dumb movement you make you hear your my dumb voice it's a nightmare that's why I don't get these sex tape guys I'm watching my standup is bad enough I'm noiseless same yeah yeah yeah yeah you don't want this voice yeah yeah yeah no but are you quiet and sex oh yeah my wife like like we don't make fun of her she likes being insulted yeah yeah yeah so I'm like you're pretty tired I've been told that are you dead yeah that's how quiet I've been yeah I mean yeah with my eyes closed just not moving yeah this is me having sex top or bottom oh yeah every position all right on the side with the carrying yeah the leg okay you know that move oh I love that move yeah what do you call that move with the legs up here one leg yeah one leg yeah okay I've done both legs yeah I'm not a lumberjack it's just harder yeah I mean it makes me feel like I'm in North Korea so who is this guy but don't but the one leg you I have made but it's more of like I'm exercising I used to sleep with a woman who had one leg yeah she had a fake and oh crazy so she had the legs up yeah yeah she was laying down I was standing up yeah and I went to we finished I went to pee and the leg was still on me yeah yeah yeah did you purposely carry it as a joke no I was just so we were drunk and in the moment oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so you had the leg on it are they heavy no they're very light yeah yeah yeah they're hollow yeah they're hollow yeah and imagine the new legs now are probably lighter yeah titanium titanium and very light and durable I expect yeah yeah and realistic almost sure yeah I'm sure we can get it yeah yeah oh you don't have to you're going to need a foot it's okay I'll repeat it okay if I may you might need a foot one day because you're your diabetes thank you yeah yeah yeah I don't have diabetes I'm just joking I'm comedy show Yeah, we're talking about the rhythm pretty realistic. Oh, whoa actually realistic dude If the white wasn't exposed there, I would not know that that's the fake 100% I'd like to get some of those boobs Do you think they do those? Oh? Just get them done. No, no, but I don't want them to go inside. I would just like to have them Okay, don't they're just but yeah, so you can take them off don't browse through that? Yeah, I guess so yeah Because if if I'm with you like you know me and you had the fake ones on I would be able to see the line Well, maybe they blend them in now, I don't know. Maybe they can be part of the next make like a make up them in yeah Yeah, yeah, oh, I like you're gonna start track it. Yeah, I'm gonna play a cling on it Get makeup and hair and the whole thing. Yeah, remember the three tits from my total Rico. Oh, I do Do I remember did you ever pause on that of course? Yeah, yeah, would you do when you paused on it? Well you rub one out The three tittle they can do that then they can do yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's that's how you would magic too That's true. Yeah, there's editing. I think there's post wow that's the new one That kind of looks like me. No, that's not new. Yeah, no because there's two total recalls. I know that Yes, so that's the second wrote total recall. It's so they've reasoned this one. That's the new one. No, no, that's old Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. That's the old one. That's the old one. Yeah, look at me that there's a new and old and that's the that's the old one Look it back there a little ball baggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, care for him as much as I remember. Yeah, but it was pre it in a form Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, yeah, I remember that I remember pausing that there was another movie called oh my god I bet she gets stopped in the street all day long. Oh, what as like oh, you're the three tittle I'm sure she gets stopped Yeah, yeah, there was another movie that people this pre-porn called reanimator Mm-hmm, and there was a quick brush shot there. I used to pause there too. Oh, I don't know reanimator Yeah, it was a horror movie very B movie a horror movie in the early 80s. Okay, it was called reanimator and there was a brush shot in that who did it first? I think reanimator did it first Oh, and it was still an R-rated movie. That was the movie look at how old that looks cool. You can't find a brush shot in there Oh, look for brush shot. Oh, yeah, please, please look we're looking for a shot. Yeah, yeah, it was a terrifying movie. Oh, yeah I think in the movie she had no head Better and I still paused all right, so my wife no head How is that going it's going great. We got a little baby now. Wow, wow one year's old. He's walking. He's cute. Yeah, yeah, is it worth it? The first four months are hell on earth. It's like boot camp. He's just shitting. He's crying. You get no sleep You want to kill yourself, and now he's cute. When you walk in he goes, Hey, what's shaking bitch? Yeah Really yeah, now it's fun. It's fun now. I didn't realize how much of a kid is ego because you walk in the kids like oh shit And you're like hey, that feels good. Yeah, yeah, kind of hit your ego which no one no one confesses to well Well, do you think it's because do you like that as a little baby? You think oh, yeah confident not confident But I was very happy to see people. I was always yeah put up and down. Oh really. Oh, yeah, so it's hereditary maybe yeah, sure You're a happy girl. No, I was I've always had a thought. This is the thought. I've always had like why am I here as a baby? Even as a kid. I did the longest. Oh the longest I can remember is like what is this? Oh Asian babies What career were you north All right, well that makes sense you're an under a dictator. Yeah, it was terrible my dad worked at a meth lab It was terrible. Yeah. Yeah, meth is the meth lab. Yeah, what do you mean? Remember you had that funny joke about the meth lab and how they pay them Oh, yeah, yeah, so I mean I just deep web I went and they they have meth labs in North Korea and the way they pay the North Koreans is with more math Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, you know man. Yeah, I want to work for more a la And they're like, you know, it's been too fucking 80 cents hour. Right. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a really good way to pay your workers I think sure but I mean I used to work at a pizza shop and after why you get sick of pizza? You think you get sick of meth? Yeah, but but pizza doesn't like make you Extra addiction. Yeah, good point. Oh, tell that to fluffy I love your fluff. We will love your fluff Yeah, yeah lose some you know If he loses something it loses career. I guess I don't know. I think he's a big enough audience Okay, you're like oh, he's gonna live. Yeah, it's a good point. Yeah, yeah, cuz it's big as big now. Everybody's on it Yeah, but I can't imagine it. I mean, I don't want to I don't you know me on this podcast, you know I don't like shaming anybody. No Hi me. Yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, that's fair. Hey, you get on the hozim Really for it. It is expensive. It is expensive But if you could afford it would you get on it? No good for you good for you right at that you could lose it Oh, you like being hefty. No, I'm gonna. I'm trying to lose it. Oh, you are the real way the real way. Yeah, I respect that Yeah, what are you doing? One less to keep me like these gas prices? I think they're going up That didn't get it. Yeah, I didn't get it. I don't know I don't understand. Okay explain the joke. There's no joke. No, I explain. I'm due to comedy. I don't know But can you explain the joke? Economy. Hey, these guys prices. Yeah, okay. In this economy, you know, I get it. Am I right? Yeah, am I right? All right, okay It's really good stuff. Okay, but yeah, I'm trying to lose weight I don't drink anymore, so that's good that helps that helps a lot a lot, but I pick up food now. So yeah, all right I eat when I'm bored and I eat when I'm not bored. I thought you were losing weight I'm trying to lose weight, but I can't eat it by eating more. Are you eating salads? No, yeah, yeah He's very particular like the first time he ever eat sushi was here. Hey, yeah, I hated it What yeah, I didn't like you grew up. You're a sushi guy, right? Love so I like all those food. Yeah, you do bring them on your skater Sure, you're not anymore, but yeah, yeah, no, what does that have to do with food? Well, yeah, what well? May I explain? Yeah, you know, I'm not like him where I don't have explanations You get it you get it right You just have a catch for me That's what I'm saying You can say that again When you talked about the gas prices though Mark did a thing where I've never seen Mark do this where he actually scratched his head a little Oh, yeah, I've never seen you scratch her head. I was trying to figure out the joke. There is no figuring out. That's the thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes no sense. All right. Yeah, yeah, I thought of you were on this pod. You were good That's what I was assuming. Yeah, so I was like maybe it's me but now I know yeah, you know, you know why he's here I don't It's this yeah, I mean oh you liked it. Yeah, yeah, I like it all right Yeah, you want the chaos yeah on the skater thing back to the skater thing sure my belief is is that Their world traveled. Yeah, that's yeah, they go to Brazil. Yeah, right. They go to Japan. Probably a lot now I think back when back in our day was a bunch of white trash. Yeah, but still there was like really good a blacks skaters That you have day one song you have you have um, is he black? No, but he's Filipino. We Asian. Oh, we had like diversity You had diversity yeah, right and it's also some Asian food is probably cheaper. Let's go get some Chinese food. Oh I mean, that's what I always think that like, you know In my mind skaters are more liberal. I can see that we're punky. It's punky. It's you know me. I knew a lot of Skaters that were like even anti-drug. Yeah, yeah, it's very artsy far too. We were drawing a lot paint spray painting shit Yeah, you had Templeton. Yeah, yeah, you're right and what you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so to me it's like, you know me I wouldn't I couldn't hear myself a skater say I don't like sushi right what I meant by it But maybe they would be vegan. Do you think that? So I yeah, I believe that some even skaters would be even vegan I mean we can talk about right now the pros and cons of what skaters are like Yeah, if you want if you want to but it's like I think that skaters are risk takers big time you have to be jump it downstairs You know who I would say is the kind of and this is gonna not you're not gonna agree with me. Yeah, but I think UFC I don't know if you watch it. I do it's similar. It's the most diverse It's like a guy from Korea and then a guy from Brazil then a white guy then a rushing guy that it yeah, yeah We know we know all of them. Okay, we're all the race. You want to go all of them keep going, but there's no Eskimo It's also like the most right way. I've seen an Eskimo. There might be there might be. Yeah, I've never seen Well, let's talk about the ones that we haven't seen. Okay, there's a lot more. Yeah Moan Have you seen a Samoan? Yeah, there's Samoan. Fijian Nobody lives there. You know about you know You know about UFC, right? Yeah, Mark Hunt. He's got that like you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Paula Polynesian or Okay, I guess that's the same umbrella trans Yeah, there was a trans there was a trans and beat the shit out of a lady broker-orbable socket. Are you being real? Yeah, yeah, so that guy Yeah, it was also a guy with no chest Huh, what do you remember that guy? He had like one chest missing. You talking about cat (laughing) - Do you study one of them? - Do you remember? - No. - What was his name? - Oh, he was missing. - He'll do it. - All you have to see where he had a complete chest missing. - Missing a peck, though. - Yeah, missing a peck, look at that, do it up. - Whoa. - Do you have that? - Gregory no peck. (laughing) - Whoa. - Yes, what was his name? - Yes, so we've had chestless? - Chestless. - Yeah, chestless. - Yeah. - Like, go biz because of fake eye. - Fake eye. - It's a blind, half blind. - Yeah, yeah. - I guess you did. - Yeah, so we have the disabilities. - Yeah, no midget, dwarf, I mean, little people. - And I think, that's true. - Yeah, no little people. - There's a guy called Mighty Mouse, who's very little. - Hermitrius Johnson. - Yeah, well, you know your stuff. - Well, I know it. - You have to. - Okay, I asked me. - All right, but then the women, you have to see, I feel like almost at par with the men's, where like WNBA and other stuff, people don't take it seriously, whereas you have to see they do. - What are the two? - Well, I think, you know, Johanna, Jan Cech, when she first came around, she was like very accurate. - Yeah. - That's always a huge fan. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - The stranger thing's lady with the shaved head. - Mm-hmm. - A rogue. - A rogue Nominionus. - A Nominionus, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then. - Yes. - Hi, Borg. - Chef Shanko with her kicks. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, no, break any man's ribs. - Uh-huh. - Don't you think, Chef Shanko? - No, Ronda Rousey's fighting for her kicks. - Oh, she's coming back. - Come back with Gina. - Yeah. - Carano. - Yeah, but there was one fighter that, to me, and I'm, she's very skillful. But she seemed a little clumsy is Holly home. - Ah, yeah. - She did knock out Rousey, though. - She did knock out Rousey with a kick. - Oh, is it a kick? - I think it was a kick to the face when Rousey was doing a little turn around. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, she was like a little confused and then it was like, it was sort of like a Steve and Thompson. You know what I mean? - Wonderboy. - Yes, Wonderboy Steve and Thompson, you know, invisible kick. - Got it. - You know what I mean? Well, you can't see it coming amongst. - Uh-huh. - I mean, are you impressed that I know what I know? - You remember a lot of this stuff, huh? - Well, do you remember? I'm still now caught up now. - Oh. - Yeah. - But I'm caught up now. I asked me now. - Who's the current heavyweight champion? - Exactly, dude. (laughing) - This is exactly what I'm saying. - You're right, my bad dog. - I mean, technically John Jones should be. - He should be, but he likes the Coke. - Yeah, yeah, but technically he's the heavyweight champion. - He's very good. - He's not? - No, not. - Technically he's not anymore. - But he hasn't lost, did he lose his belt? - No, he just would not fight the new in-term champion. - Who was that? - Tom Aspenal. - Okay. - He's a British guy. - Okay. - Why wouldn't you fight Tom? - Tom's good. - Ooh. - Oh, so you think that if Tom Aspenal fought John Jones that Tom Aspenal? - You should go to deep dive. I think you'll. - You think Tom Aspenal will win. - He's pretty good. - Tom Jones to the go, but Tom's like in his early 30s, John's like close to the board, you know. - Mmm. - And John's put on a couple LBs. - You know what I'm talking about. (laughing) - So in your move. - Yeah. - Am I right? - Yeah. - Internally again. - Yeah, in terms of skating, you think that the Japanese now have-- - Unbelievable. - I think they have, you know. There's a kid. - You're a gentleman. - Is it Gene Wu? - Gene Wu. - The girl. - Gene Wu, he's a boy. He wears socks up to his ankles. - Oh, I've seen him. - Yeah, yeah, Gene Wu. - Do you have a long hair? - Yes, long hair. - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This kid, dude. - I think they have smaller, they have like hollow bones. - That's awesome. - Like a bird. - Oh, yeah. - A Japanese. They're just lighter. - They're now. - Oh, you think it's light? - Yeah. - Something's going on. - Yeah, I think it has to do with like their own-- - They're dying. - No, you have to be brutalized soon. - Oh. - Yeah, perfect to. - That makes sense. - Yeah, well, they kill the dogs. - Yes. - What? - Yeah, they kill the Japanese. - Chinese. - Chinese. - The Chinese. - I can't think of a Chinese canter. - The one child policy. - Got to be a Chinese. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have, um, uh, uh, uh. - Steve Eoki? - Steve Eoki is a DJ. - Yeah. - Sorry. - Yeah, yeah. - You two, Hora Gomi? - That's the one. - Yeah, yeah, Hora Gomi. - He's incredible. - He's here, Jordan's. - What? - He wears the Jordan's. - Yeah, you two, Hora Gomi, you know what I mean? With that hurricane flip. - Crazy. - Crazy. - And he's little. - They're all little, yeah. You think size has something to do with it then. - I think so, yeah. - Yeah. - I'm dying. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm dying with you. - I know. - But there are bigger skaters, like, um, Jamie Foy is kind of. - Yeah, he's shorter, but yeah, he's, he's thick. - He's thick, you know what I mean? So it's not, it's not against, you know, I, you could still do it. - That's true. Tony Hawk's six-five. - Yeah, six-five. And that's Street Guy though. - That's true. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's true. - Yeah, that's Street Guy. - You met him? - No, I did his pod and he let me go on his ramp. - I did his ramp too. - Oh, it's huge. - Not the little one. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You wait, you dropped in on that big bird house ramp. - Oh, yeah, I was terrified. I couldn't let him down. I had to do it in front of him. It was Tony. - Wait, wait. You can drop in on that gigantic ramp. - Yeah, I can drop in. I can't do anything else. - Yeah, can you go around? - What do you mean? - Like drop in, hit the other lip and come back around. - I went up and then came, I didn't hit the lip. - You didn't hit the lip. But you didn't come back around. - I came back around. - Standing. - Yeah. - Well, that's huge. - Wow, that's awesome. - It's huge. - That's awesome. - That's amazing. I did the tiny ramp and he just told me to go up it and down. - Oh. - Yeah. - But for me, I slept a couple of times. But I finally did it and then he taught me on the Oli. - Whoa. - Yeah, it's on tape. Yeah, yeah, so he taught me on the Oli. But I'm a huge skate fan. - Same, same. - It's getting crazy. - Kids are unreal. - Unreal. - Yeah. - I think Japan, Brazil. That one French guy, like. - Oh, he's hot. - What's his name? - Or Rollie. - Yeah, he's so hot that guy. Oh, my God. - He's great. - Seconds Dick. - I mean. - Yeah. - sexy. - Not after his session, maybe. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well Whitney Cummings is banging that. - After his call. - After his call. - Yeah, yeah. No, they're engaged, I heard. - I heard that, too. - Yeah, yeah. - Good for them. - I went to her house and it was like, what do I add? And they were all in a pool. I go, shouldn't this pool be empty? (laughing) You know what I mean? It was Yappirad, you know what I mean? - Really? - Oh yeah, they were all just swimming in the pool. - Wow. - And I was like, all the ledges are here, dude. - All the ledges. - It's like the moms. She comes out with orange slices. - I don't know, but it's kind of cool. - Very cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And to see all, you know, my faves. - Yeah. - The water, you know what I mean? I was like, you know, I was like, wow. - That's crazy. - Yeah, I want my friends to date somebody that I sport that I like. - Right. - Right. - When that'd be cool. Like, if like, I don't know if you're a soccer fan. - Yeah. - But if like cats started dating Tyrionry. - That would be great. - Yeah, I mean, and all of a sudden I go to Catshouse and it's like all the ledges. - All the messy. - Yeah, they're all just swimming. - Wow, that's great. - Let me ask you, you're a lady. - Yes. - What is the hottest sport for a guy? - For me, it's skateboarding. - Get out of my way. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't skate. - Wow, we don't. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think skateboarding or I like track and fields. - Track and field. - No, track and field. - Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, I don't know. The 100 meter dash is kind of high. - No, she loves those Nigerian guys. That's 3,000. - Oh, yeah. - Y'all go. - Y'all go. - Good good, whatever. - What's a good good? I had that two years on my nut tag. (laughing) - Yeah, that was good good good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, he's the fastest guy ever. - Yeah. - 'Cause remember that guy that just won who was like a teacher or something? - What? - What? - Teacher. - Oh, the marathon runner. - Yeah, the marathon runner. - Oh, this is really cool. - Oh, when the other guy fell. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - And he came up from behind him, right? - Yeah, he came up from behind him. - Yeah, yeah. - But he wasn't like ranked or anything. - Yeah, he was just. - Just through determination. - There you go. - What do you mean? - You got it out. (laughing) - Your determination. - Wait, what is, do you win anything? Oh, look out. - Yeah, who's gout gout? Tell me about gout gout. - He's the fastest man on the planet. - Yeah, who has bigger teeth? Cat or gout gout? (laughing) - Who's blacker? Cat or gout? - Cat or gout? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think probably even. (laughing) - Come on, those are great teeth. - I did not, I'm not making fun of your teeth or gout gouts teeth. - You called me the mask for a long time. - Oh. - Yeah, what do you mean the mask? - The mask. - Because I have my teeth like the mask, Jim Carrey. - Oh no, that wrong movie. - Oh. - The Eric Stoltz Max. (laughing) - Oh, that's hilarious. - Yeah, the Eric Stoltz movie. - Yeah. - You're not thinking of the mask? - No, no, go Eric Stoltz Max. - But your teeth are great. - Yeah, go Eric Stoltz Max. - That's what I was saying. I don't want you to think of anything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The rock. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I wasn't thinking about you. (laughing) - That's what you meant? - That's what I meant. - I'm so sorry, Cat. - I can't even see his teeth in this one. - I don't want the face. - Is it not about the teeth? I thought he's that right now. (laughing) - Basel's structure, et cetera, et cetera. So that's what I meant. - Okay, great. - Yeah. - He's a bunch of tall teeth. - Yeah, he's a bunch of tall teeth. - Can we go ahead to Gau Gau, please? - Look at that. - Yeah. - He's the greatest of all time. - I think so. I think he passed Bolt. - Oh, wow. So he'll be in the Olympics for sure. - Oh, he's gonna win everything. - Oh, he is. - Yeah. - Gau Gau, yeah. - Gau Gau. - Gau Gau. - Gau Gau, his first name. - Good question. - I think it's first and last, right? - Yeah. - No. - Gau Gau. - Look, he says, Gau Gau. That's like Durand Durand. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two of the same. - Your name is Mark Mark. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - They couldn't change it? - Yeah, right. - Well, maybe. - Is it laziness or you think it's funny? - Wow. - My mom's name is Dinka. I mean, this just keeps getting better. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Huh? - Dinka's. - Oh, sorry. Dinka. (laughing) - Thank you. His mom's name is Australia. (laughing) - I love Orlando. - Yeah, wow, so it's Dinka. But do you think that's a laziness on the parents' fault or do you think it's a funny thing? - I think it's just-- - Like the baby's coming out, right? They haven't named it yet, right? And they're like, okay, the doctor goes, "Mr. Gowd, Mrs. Gowd." What would you, like the name-- - Mr. Mrs. Gowd. - Mr. Mrs. Gowd. - Maybe the doctor was giving someone else a, sir, you have the Gowd, he's like, "I like that." - All right, yeah. - I like that. - The thing the baby has. - Are you a goat? - Yeah, yeah. - No, no, no, no. - Oh, okay. I didn't know. - What is Gowd? - It's the King's disease. Kyle Canaine has it, I believe. - Oh, he does. - Yeah. - What does it do? - It's from drinking a lot of booze and eating a lot of meat. - Yeah. - And I think it makes your legs hurt or your extremities tingle. - Oh, I know what it is, I see. - It's not good. - Yeah. - Would you rather have that or a spinal bifala? - Ooh. - Is that a Stephen Hawking? - No, I don't think Stephen, he had M.S. - Did he? - Multiple sclerosis. - Oh. - Did he? - I don't know. - I don't think so. - That's a prior head. - Oh yeah, I said, then what does Stephen Hawking get? I'm not a doctor, I don't know much. - Ah, I don't know. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't want it. - No, yeah, yeah, I don't want it. - But you got a hand that guy lived until he was on Epstein's Island. - I wasn't even having a lot of sex. I feel like he was getting-- - He was. - I don't think it's a penis, I don't-- - I googled it, it works. - Yeah, it works. - I checked. - It works. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm just gonna go to Epstein's Island. - Why? - Why else would he go to Epstein's Island? - Maybe it's like, let's like, you know, when people, let me try to, let me try to defend this. - Okay, okay. - All right, so it's like, you know, when you have a married couple, right? And the, and the, what? Like yourself, right? And the husband gets in a terrible motorcycle accident, where he's paralyzed from the neck down, where his penis doesn't work anymore, right? But the woman stays, you know what I mean, out of empathy and love, right? - Yeah. - But also, he can still go down on her. - Oh, that's nice. - That's true. - Right, so he could end the, and probably the thrill of her orgasm is good enough, like, 'cause I'm on lexapro and I can't come anymore. - Really? - I haven't come in months. - What? - Yeah, wait a minute. - Yeah, Trion, let's do it. (laughing) We're gonna get it to happen. - So it's like, I can get a wreck, you know what I mean? Through Bluetooth, Bluetooth gold, really good product. - Promoco belly. - Yeah, you speak promoco, but belly, but I can't get there, but the whole idea of her getting there still turns me on. - Of course. - Right, so maybe there's something like that going on, so that's on. I don't know why I went down at this rabbit hole, but got out, huh? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Great runner. (laughing) - Yeah, but so that's why I asked about Stephen Hawking that I thought, 'cause he was married before that too, right? - That's right, yeah. - So in my mind, I was like, I assumed that it didn't work, but he was like, he liked to get girls off. - Maybe. - Yeah, I mean, but then when you Google that he does, that's very interesting to me. - Yeah. - Well, he had a lot of kids, I think he had a few kids. - Oh, did he? - Yeah. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Oh, he did. - Yeah, he had some kids. - But is there any way, I'm not a doctor again, you know what I mean? - We know the internet if I can know that I'm not a doctor. - We know you're not a doctor. (laughing) - Okay, is there any way, let's suppose I was paralyzed from the neck down, right? - I'm fine. - Did your, sorry about that. - No, you're good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was weird. - A little bit. - We touched feet. - I know, but that was, I just said, but that was literally my accident. - I know. - Yeah, but you did a reaction. - Well, I didn't wanna be in the way. - It was like this. - I know. (laughing) - I thought I was going into the surgery. - It wasn't like we touched for like a two seconds and drifted away. It was a quick like that. And then you had like a really weird reaction. - Well, you're talking about Stephen Hawking's dick. (laughing) I'm hard, I know what that was. (laughing) - Okay, all right, I'll do it over. - It's this way then. - All right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have OCD? - No. - Okay. - Keep going. (laughing) Where are you talking about? (laughing) - You were saying Stephen Hawking. - You're saying paralyzed from the neck down. - Yes. - Can't see us. - He can't drive, but he loves driving. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I was saying. What I'm saying is that if that's not what I was saying. - Okay. - All right, my next thought was kids. - No, no, no, no. I already know what it is. - All right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? So I'm saying if you're paralyzed from the neck down, does your sperm count? - Yes, still generate. - Oh, I would assume. - So is there any way that you can extract that not through the orgasm, but through needles or whatever, and then like impregnate somebody is what I was. - I think so. - I think so. - I think we have the technology to do that. - Yeah, artificial insemination. - Totally. - Yeah, but not through the tip. - No. There's gotta be a way to do it. - Isn't that what IDF is? - Or a vasectomy? - IDF. - IDF is the, is real. (laughing) - Those, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're impregnation seminars. - IVF? - I, uh, um. - What am I doing? - Let's try to guess. I know what you're talking about. The irony, anything, right? - No. - What's that? - What's that? - What's that? - Maybe. - What's that? What's the irony? - IRGC. - IRGC. - IRGC. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - HD. HD? - No. - Oh, that's TV. (laughing) - High definition. Oh, yeah. - Intervene. - No. - Close. - Intervene is. - So it's IVF. - Intervene is. - Okay, okay. IVF. - In vitro. - In vitro. - In vitro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what Shultz did. - Mm-hmm. - Why? - He couldn't get his wife pregnant, so they did IVF. - Oh, really? - Yeah, a lot of people doing it. - Yeah, yeah. - I think white people wait a while to have kids and it's fucking 'em up. - Yeah. - It's fun. - Yeah, I think. - That's my theory. - That's your theory. - Yeah, 'cause every other group is fornicating immediately. - Yeah, they do it young. - Young. - Yeah. - Why are you glad that you did it? How old were you when you had the baby? - 39, 40. - Yeah, are you glad you did it then? - Yeah, you know, I wish I would have done it. I heard Bill Burst say he should have done it 10 years earlier. And when I heard that, it got in my head. And I was like, I better get on this. - Oh, 'cause he had it when he was 50? - Something like that, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And my wife is younger, so it worked out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, I'm too late for me then. - No, no, no, no. You could be, I mean, Al Pacino just had a kid. - I know, but he's not doing much. Waddling. - Oh, what are you doing? (all laughing) - I mean, in the photo, he's just waddling, you know, that's true. - They're getting frozen yogurt and he waddles back. - Yeah. - I don't know if that's a good life experience for the kid. - That's shorter years later. I used to waddle with my dad to the frozen yogurt, you know, I don't know if that's a good, poor memory. - Well, it's better than your dad beating the shit out. (all laughing) - That is true. - It's something. - It's a pro, yeah, with your dad. - Yeah. - And people go, "Hey Al Pacino." - Yeah, I'm a big fan. - Have we talked about the age difference between Al Pacino and his girlfriend? - Pull it up. - It's, well, it's 54 years. - Whoa. - Yeah, that would mean, I told you this, that would mean that, if I was going to the hospital and you were like, "Where are you going, Bobby? "Oh, my wife is about to be born. "I'm 54." - Wow. - Wow, that's how crazy that age difference is. - Wow. - Wow, think about that. - That is wild. - That's insane. - So you think she's attracted to him or? (all laughing) - The baby? - No, I mean, she could, here's my theory, okay. She could be a huge, like, film fan. - Sure. - Right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cat, let me just finish. - It's called "Centaphelia Cat." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so there he is with his-- - He's hanging in there? - He's hanging in there, right? - He's kind of cute in a way. - He's cute in a way, right? - Yeah. - Look at his shoes. - In a deathly way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's cute in a deathly way. - He's almost Ayatola. - He's like getting there, almost 70%. - I am told a little bit. I told a little bit, but that's so funny. But so, what if, Kat, just hear me out. - Okay. - And see if you can back me up on this. - All right, I got you. - All right. - That she grew up watching "Dog Day" afternoon. - Sure, "Surpeco." - "Surpeco" all that, right? - Yeah. - And that's all her dad, I mean, is a kid, you're only gonna want, but she ain't no movies. - Yeah, the, well, how old is she? 'Cause the problem is, she's 30, I know. - She's 32. - Oh, okay, my wife is 35, she has not seen anything before 1990. - I know, I know. - It's fucking fresh. - It's so, yeah. - Gonna need her bigger boat. She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, you know, "Jaws." I'll even go like, "I'll be back." 'Cause she's like, "What, you haven't left yet?" I don't like that. - No, don't be. Return. - What about, life is like a box of chocolate. - Nothing. - Nothing. - Yeah. - Wow. - So it's like, we went back and watched movies. - Wilson. - Wilson? - Wilson, she know, 'cause it's on Netflix now. - Oh. - Wilson, she knows. - Yeah. - Actually, fourth gump is two. So I think she might know fourth gump, 'cause it's on Netflix. - Right. - But. - But I'll be back, nothing, huh? - Nothing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How about Mike Slowsky? Mike Slowsky? - This monster's ink. - Yeah, monster's ink. - That's not one. - Yeah. - That's a card too. - That's a card too. - Yeah. - That's a great film. - Oh, that's a great film. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That is a good movie, Pixar is very good. - Yeah, Pixar. No, we're not making fun of Pixar's, but I wouldn't say that that was an evergreen movie. - I'm sorry. - I don't think that's an evergreen movie. - I like the ink. - And I can't. - Yeah, me. - Okay, I'm not walking here. - Yeah, there you go. - A midnight cowboy. - That's a midnight cowboy. - Yeah, that would talk. - Do you understand what I'm saying? - I'm your father. Luke, I'm your father, you know? - Yeah. - That's a good one. - Yeah, that would not. - I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, now you. - I'm getting into Harvard. - I think you were honey. - Is that legally blonde? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Is that one? - I think you did it. - You got one? - You are a toy. - No, he's keep going. - Yeah, you don't know Pixar. - No. - Yeah, yeah. Try to do a movie, a movie. - Here's a harder one. - All right, let me see. - I got one. - What we have here is a failure to communicate. - Oh, dodge ball. - No. - Oh, you thought he was playing dodge ball. - You know, he's like, damn dodge. - No, wait, I know this one. - I don't know, this is old. - Yeah. - This is old, but it's a great one. - Is it an army movie? - No, it's Southern accent. - That's a cobra sky. - Oh, no, no. - Oh, older, older. - What is it? - Cool hand luke. - Oh, that's a deep con. - That's a whole new one. - Yeah, I got one. - Go ahead. - Are you like them apples? - There we go. - There we go. - That's a good one. - All right, okay. - All right, I'll give it easy when Cat. - Yeah, here we go. Welcome to the rock. He even did the accent. - Welcome to the rock. - Oh, man, if you don't get this one here, you're fired, you're off the show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, Jumanji. - Is it the rock? - Yeah. (laughing) - The Michael Bay movie? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Put the title in. - I went, so I went to his, things giving to his house. - Michael Bay? - Yeah, yeah. - Whoa! - It's a ridiculous story. - It's a story. - Whoa. - So he goes and he come down and he board. I go, I'm just thinking of this to get a picture. - Yeah, no, no, I'm not, I'm bored. I'm excited. - Yeah. - Come down, I want to show you some stuff, right? And he showed me, - Really quick, just for the record, he denied going to Michael Bay's house first. - The year before. - The year before. - He invite him to his house. - And never showed you go. - Oh, wow. - Because you understand what I get it. - I get it, I get it. - Well, what is it? - Well, it's, you're an introvert. - Yeah, it's gonna be a lot. - It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot. - It's a lot, it's a lot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. But this one, it was just me and his family. - Whoa! (laughing) - That's even weirder. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great guy, I love 'em, right? - OK. - And so, and I, he goes, check that out. And he has the green ball, the thing from the rock. - Wow. - Right, so I held it. - Oh. - You know, with the green, like, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Kind of a warfare ball. - Yeah, they made you sick and died. - Yeah, I made you sick and died, dude. I held it. - That's great. - It was so fucking cool, dude. I said that. - Wow. - He has a bumblebee in there. - Oh, the transformer. He has literally that. - Wow. - And I fucking held that. - That's why. - Crazy. - And I crazy, the green wasn't in it. - OK. - Oh, so what was it? - It was just empty glass balls. - Oh, OK. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think maybe they put that in post. - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah. I don't know, but the green, I don't remember the green being in it. Yeah, but the cylinder and the whole thing, that whole thing that he's picking up there, I picked up. - It's kind of like a butt plug a little bit. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I could see that. - Can you really know? - It's not brown. (laughing) Later, we'll be. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I was gonna ask that before the saying, there was another thing that we were talking about that I forgot, it was a segue. - Hawking, movie, Stephen Hawking. - Oh, Puccino. - Oh, yeah, that Puccino. - Oh, yeah, let's go back to that, or real quick. - Very good. - He got you. - That was really good, right? - That was really good. - So Cat, could it be that she's just a gigantic Puccino fan? And that's why she's with him? - No. - OK, tell me why. - Because we just, I mean, I'm 34. I don't know all the Puccino movies. - Yeah, I know, that's why you wouldn't date him. - But do you think that, OK, you think that she could be, can I see a picture of her? - Yeah, she's pretty attractive. - Very attractive. - So I don't think she's a big-- - You like Monsters Inc, right? What if you met the head animator of all Pixar films, and he's 75? - Oh, no, or the gigantic blue monster. - The-- (laughing) - From Monsters, that furry blue monster. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Boy, I think it's John Goodman. - Yeah, it is John Goodman. - It's John Goodman. - All right, yeah, yeah. - Billy Chris, it was a little one, right? - OK. - All right, so, back in the day. - Yeah, and that's my girlfriend. - That's her. She's 30, what? - 32. - 32. - Wow. - But he's holding up, I'm telling you. - Like, he's standing up. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's a good thing. - Looks like a designer outfit. - Yeah. - Got some hair. - Yeah. - She could be a gigantic Puccino fan. - Oh. - Oh, very nice. - Maybe that could be a vibe. - Yeah. - Also, a reason why I say this is because you're not a fan of anything. - What? - Yeah, because I asked you, have you seen Lord of the Rings? You haven't seen it. You told me over the week 'cause she just opened for me in San Jose. - OK. - And she's like, she hasn't seen anything. You're not fans of things. - I am fans of things. I'm fan. - OK, give me your favorite actor that you grew up with. - OK, probably, Daniel De Lewis. - Oh, that's a very good one, right? - Good one. - Yeah. - If he asked you out, would you give him? - Yes. - OK. - Well, then what do we do? - What do we do? - There you go. - What are we fucking doing? - 68 years old. - Yeah, yeah. - 70 years old. - 70 years old. - All right. - All right. - Here we go. - I drank your milkshake. (laughing) - Yeah, there he is. Look at him. - You go down on that guy. - Yeah. - He's free. I told her right there. (laughing) - He's not bad. - He's two years away from my idol. - He's got to be a nightmare to hang out with. - Oh my god. - Super tequila. - Oh, he's really an actor, but he goes meta, or whatever. - Yeah. - Nightmare. - Well, you couldn't hang out with him when he's preparing for a movie? - No. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Like, when he did the gangs in New York, there's no way. - Yes, all right. - Yes, yes. You're like, should we get the take out? He's like, I don't want to go. You're like, all right, that's all. Got to get some shakeshake. He's like, oh. (laughing) - He's the last one. He can, he's running around. - I didn't know he has an axe for some reason. (laughing) - Dad, you passed the manies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I actually like to be in Gangsta, New York. I thought he was really hot. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - He was great. But you heard about, I don't know if this is a true story, but this is what I heard. That Liam Neeson, right, went to a hotel, and he goes, hey, where's Daniel? 'Cause he's friends with Daniel. - Yeah. - And somebody said, he's up there, they converted the gym into something. And he's like, they're like, I wouldn't go up there. And Daniel DeLue was throwing axes against a wooden board. - Preparing for the butcher? - Yeah, but this is like weeks before production, and also he was in character. - Wow. - Yeah, it's like when Jared Leto threw the pig on the table of the table read. - Oh, for a exercise? - For suicide school. - What? - Yeah, apparently he brought some dead animal and threw it on the table read. - Mailed cast members, I think dead rats. - Dead rats or something, like they become methods, so you can't date a method. - No, you cannot. - Yeah, yeah. - It might be fun, 'cause then you get like different characters every time you have sex with them. - Oh, really? - Come on, you get butcher, you get Lincoln. - Hey, honey, what are you gonna play next? Hannibal Lucker. (laughing) - You would like that? - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, you don't need to do in that, it's porn stars. They're not like, I'm gonna deliver pizza for a while. (laughing) I'm gonna get ready for my role. - Yeah, you don't see that. - No, no, no. - There's no method in it, yeah, yeah. - Learn to clean a pool. (laughing) - Yeah. - Be a real estate agent. - Yeah. - Right, right, good luck. - So Daniel Day Lewis is your older guy that you would probably be. - Yeah, I think so, yeah. - Right, so now do you a better understand the Al Pacino debate? - Yeah, so 70, okay, and then Al Pacino, what was his age again? - He was like a 54 year, 85. - 85. - 85. - That's a lot, it's old. - That's old, that's really. - It's Trump and Biden. (laughing) - Put together. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, do you think it's a money thing? Is that the other argument that she's just in there for the money? - I think so. - I think that's what you were kind of getting at before and you could be right as well. - Yeah, I mean, but if she's a fan, then I guess, yeah, I would have sex with him. - Okay, yeah. You can do work. I mean, look at there, we'll be blow with the stash. She's looking, looking all right on the right side. - Yeah. - That's what you're a special kind of (indistinct) - He's a handsome man. - Oh yeah, you know what I love women that date old men? It's because they want them to die, right? - Sure. - You knew who I feel so, I think over the weekend, off stage, I go, I feel bad for Dick Van Dijk's wife. - Oh yeah. - Because he won't die. (laughing) - I feel like every photo is sort of like, you know, he's-- - Is he a hunter? - He's a hunter. - Yeah. - What's the age difference between Dick Van Dijk and his wife? - Good question. - Yeah, yeah. - But he's not dead yet. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - She's 54. - Yeah, so what I'm saying is is that, and then how long have they been married? - Whoa, 2012. - See, that smile is like, it's not a real smile. - No. - Yeah, yeah, he doesn't know where he is. - No, hers. - Oh, no, yeah. She's like, he's not-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who's breathing behind me? (laughing) - Great teeth felt. - Yeah, great teeth are pretty good. - He could be a great guy. - Yeah. - I'm sure he's fun. - Yeah, he's fun. - He's a lot of fun. - But if she did marry him for money, right? In 2012, right? Maybe there is like, what's up? - Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But so this is a less scary age gap than the Al Pacino age gap though, 'cause she's older, right? - What is this age gap? - Well, he's a hunter and she's 54. - Oh, oh. - I can't do the math. - 46. - 46. - But society says that's okay versus the Al Pacino one, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, why? 'Cause she's 32? - Yeah, I think so. - I'm curious. - I'm curious. - I see. - And she could have watched the Dict Van Dyke show growing up. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, really? - Yes, yes. - I watched it. - I watched it. - I don't watch it. - She's not big of a Dict Van Dyke man. (laughing) - Wait a minute, look at his nails. He's got pointy nails. - Oh! - Oh, that always happens. - Oh, scary. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was good to see you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good to see you. - I have a, I don't know if we should cut this up, but I have a very pointy nail story. It's not even funny, it would be like a weird thing. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's, we're good. - Yeah, we're good. (laughing) - That's not funny, it's disgusting, it's scary. I'm like, we're okay. - We're okay, we're okay, we're good, we're good. - All right, all right, we're good. - I'm good. - I'm gonna say it anyway. (laughing) - We're talking about going meta, did you? Jim Carey, Doc, where he was Andy Kaufman. - Yeah. - That was freaky. - That was freaky. - Oh, in terms of like, yeah. - He wouldn't turn it off. - Yeah, he wouldn't turn it off. - And everybody on set hated him. - Yeah, now what do you think of meta-acking? - I mean, look, Daniel Day Lewis is amazing, he's great, so we get the perks, but I wouldn't want to hang out with a guy like that. - Yeah, but there are great actors that don't do it. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, so is it necessary to, you know what I mean? - To win an Oscar, to do it. - No, I don't think so. - But I think everybody's got a different process. - Yeah, everyone's got their process. - These are all meta people. - They're the, it says some of the stuff they did. For example, Leonardo DiCaprio slept in an animal carcass for the revenue. - Oh, I heard about that. - Whoa. - Okay, so that's a big, that's huge. - Like Adrian Brody lost 30 pounds and gave up his home for the pianist. - Yeah, he was old. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Keith Ledger died. - Yeah, that's right. - Oh yeah, a Joaquin Phoenix, we need to-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait. That was supposed to be a joke. - Nope. - Nope. - We're not cutting it out, we're not cutting it out, we're not cutting it out. We're not cutting it out, yeah, yeah, yeah. He died for the movie, the Joker. - Oh, you were saying? - I mean, I mean, for the Dark Knight. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's a good one. - Okay. - That's a good one. - What did Chia do? - Oh, yeah, and he pulled his tooth out for a fury. - Whoa. - Oh, Brad Pitt. - Oh man. - And real toothy pulled out. - Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was like so confused. He's like, why did you do that? And he's like, I want to pull my tooth out. - Whoa. - Whoa. - Well, what's he preparing for now? A drunk guy? (laughing) - He's a party. (laughing) - He's, he's, he's, he's really slipping that guy. - Yeah, yeah. - He's a friend. - Oh, sorry. - Yeah, it's okay. - I mean, he's, he's a great actor. And he's, he's like a good part. - I feel just so much empathy for him. - Same, same. - Yeah, he's off. - Yeah, something's going on. But I think Christian Bale's transformation is the worst for the machine. - Oh. - Do you remember that? - Yeah. - Christian Bale in the machinist? - Why? - Oh, you gotta look at the photo. Look at the photo. - It's crazy. - But it's kind of crazy that you just have to lose weight and that's considered being a method actor. - Watch this. - No. - Bill has to do it. - Jaime. (laughing) - You're doing machinist Mark II in high, man. (laughing) - What is the machinist? - Yeah, yeah. Get off the trills. (laughing) - Oh. - Wow. - God. - That's full of holocausts. - Yeah. - That's crazy, yeah, yeah. - You went full of holocausts. - And then he played Batman right after this. - Wow. - Wow. - Yeah. - Geez. And that's not like makeup or anything. - No, no, no, he watched the movie. - He's playing Ali McBeal. (laughing) - That's an old reference. - Yeah. - It's a false lock art. - Thank you. - I know, Ali McBeal. - Karen Carbender. - Yeah. (laughing) - Older, let's go older. (laughing) - Harrison Ford, right? - Yeah, there he is again. - What did he do? - Ali McBeal and Harrison Ford. - Oh yeah, they dated. - Okay. - Yeah. - Or we got married. - Geez, man. - Yeah. - That's wild. Is that Kirk Fox? (laughing) - Three people will get there. (laughing) - Old hair. - Kirk Fox. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - You have a joke or? - Huh? - No, I just hit old hair. - It's just, I mean, that. (laughing) - He just made fun of that. (laughing) - Much that old hair. - That kind of looks like Kevin Federline, a little bit. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Where's he now, I wonder? - I have no idea. - He got a lot of her money. - Oh really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She just got a DIY, I believe. - Whoa. - Brittany. - Woman. - What of it? - Woman, him, all right. - Oh, there you go. - Dude, if you do, if you do, if you do the MRI thing again. (laughing) I'm gonna lose my mind. - You know what? (laughing) - Never mind. - What's the machine is about? - I don't remember. - I don't remember either, 'cause you're so blown away by the weight loss. - Yeah. - That's all you're watching is the weight loss. - Right. - I don't need to have to read the Robert De Niro thing. I know that one, the taxi driver, he rode, drove taxi. - Got a license. - Yeah, got a license and drove around. - That's not so bad. - I know. - I don't think that's bad. - He's just an Uber driver, baby. (laughing) - Remember walking, Phoenix, I'm still here, what he did? - No. - It's that like fake documentary, where he said he was gonna become a rapper, but he stayed a character for a year and a half. - A letter for people. - Yes, but yeah. - And what was he, that was for a documentary? - Right, like some kind of, yeah, I'm capturing my life, becoming a rapper. - It was like a faux documentary, right? - Yeah. - I never broke it for a year and a half. - Yeah. - And it didn't do well to the documentary, did it? - Yeah. - People thought it was losing it. - No. - 'Cause he had all the beers. - You can't do that if you're too good of an actor. - Right. (laughing) - Scary. - I think that's the point. - People will believe you. - If you're too good of an actor, you can't do a prank like that, 'cause people will start believing you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, Shia could really pull out of this, you know what I mean? - It was not an alcoholic. - And go, I'm preparing for this movie. - Right. - And we're all like, I don't, I think it was real. - Yeah. - Right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now, where did Leo get the carcass? What are we talking here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How do you acquire animal carcass that you can get inside? - Jared Leto, I guess, right? - Oh yeah. - And grow one. - Hey. - Okay. - I like it. - Jared Leto. - Bobby, he's not on there, so. - Yeah, I know I liked it. - Okay. - It was because it's jealousy. - Really? - Yeah. (laughing) - Very open. - Very open. - I respect it. - You don't laugh when you go, I wish I had that. - All right. - Do you do that? - Ah, it's up time, but I like to laugh. - Give me two. - You're a good laugh. - I'm a laugher. Yeah, yeah. - Oh man. - But, what are you doing? Are you googling anything? - No, you want me to? - No, I'm not. I don't know what you were doing. - You're having a full recovery situation. You see googling stuff? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What, you know, here's the thing. I'm hyper aware of my surroundings. - You are the best podgeist I've always said. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm hot. (laughing) - Oh my god. (laughing) - Are you hyper vigilant? - No, I'm very hyper vigilant. - Uh-huh. - Also, can I say something right now? - What's that? - I don't believe that I'm the best podcaster, but I do believe that I'm in the top 100. - Okay, I believe in terms of comedy postings. I think I'm in the top 100. - Maybe he's short in that. - No, no, no, no. - Yeah. - According to Forbes, you're the 17th biggest podcast guest. - Yes, so you, any podcast you go on? - What about a host? I'm talking skill, though. - No, but as a guest, he's a, this is a verify box. - Oh! - Oh, okay. - Who's one? - Uh, hi, man. - Trump. - Oh, he's pretty good. - He's pretty good. - Big, big, big number. - Big numbers, big numbers. - Just Trump, go on podcasts. - Yeah. - Oh, I think he's not a lot, maybe Roganthee. (laughing) - I'm pretty relaxed. - He heard that. - He went on color jazz. - Let me play. (laughing) - Not here. - Yeah. - Not here. - Yeah. - Yeah, we couldn't get him. - Yeah, we got, what, who did we get? - RFGET. - RFGET. - Oh, RFGET. - There you go. - We really did. - Did you really? - Yeah, we got RFGET, Jr. and Cheryl Hines. - Oh, I like her. - Yeah, I do too. When it was reversed, right? Oh, we were in that room. - No, we were here just a different time. - It was a different position. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - How was this before? (laughing) - He's the voice of a generation. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah, it was when he was running for Democratic office. - What? - Yeah, yeah. - For a president. - He didn't Bobby wore the hat. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kennedy, 2024. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, look how fat I was. (laughing) But I did it because-- - That looked like Stavros. (laughing) - I didn't lose that much weight, you know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You look good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Based on that photo, what the fuck? - Yeah. - This guy looks like shit. (laughing) - That's what it looks like. - Let's post a photo time me now and maybe he'll lose it. - Yeah, yeah. - So when he came here, he was running for, you know, president. - Was RFK funny other than his boy? - Well, Cheryl, okay. (laughing) Okay. (laughing) That was pretty funny. - It was pretty funny. Number one, and number two, it's like, I'm a huge Kurt fan. - Same. - Right, and Cheryl's a comedian. - Yeah. - So I thought having both on, at the same time, would probably work. And it did. - Yeah, cool. Can I ask you a question? Get low, me. - So, would you, who was an actress growing up with the same age gap that you would-- - Oh, that's a really good question. - Good one, good one. - Oh. - That was a big Marissa Tome. That was like my childhood crush. - Really? - Yeah, do you know who that is? - I don't know who that is. - Okay. - Spiderman's aunt? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - She was in my cousin Vinnie and I had a huge crush on her. - Oh, she was great. Marissa Tome is great. - Oh, yeah. - And she's still hanging in there, by the way. - She looks great now. - That's amazing. - She's 61. - Oh, I thought she was older, all right. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - She's gorgeous. - I'm gonna say Judy Denton. (laughs) - It's not a joke, not a joke. - Really? - Oh, yeah. - And what? - In the seven, in the seven-- (laughs) - One arrow. - I feel like James Bond, Pierce Brosnan. - I think in the seventies, I saw Judy Denton something and I went, oh, that's a beautiful lady. - Wow. - Pre-Dame. - Yeah, look up Judy Denton, the seven is pretty. - Oh. - Yeah. - She looks like Tiana Taylor. - Wow. - She's white. - She's white Tiana Taylor. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, she does. - She looks like white. - That's one battle after another. - Wait, wait, is that with Gandalf? The very first-- - Oh, yeah. - Let me look at that photo. - Oh, with that camera? - With that camera. - Wow. - Yeah, that's her and Gandalf. - Damn. - I was kidding with Judy Denton. So let me think about that. - Oh, okay. (laughs) - Yeah, good job. - Yeah. Who did I have a crush on? - Why is it all black and white for her picture? - 'Cause she died. - She's very old. - She was old and she's not dead. - She's not dead? - No, she's not dead. - She's still going dead. - Oh, sorry about that. - It's okay. - I think they're both knighted by the way. - They're both knighted. - She's a dame. - I got to think of who I like growing up. - Do you guys know Renee Russo? - Yeah! - Oh! - I remember as a kid watching this. - Oh! - Oh! - Bein' a Russo. - Breaked up in. - Oh, Renee Russo. - Breaked up. - Ooh, he's like, "Ahh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." - A Bruce Brothers. - He's pretty, too. - He's a nice guy. - Oh, yeah. - You know who's the new Thomas Crown? Michael Gordon. - Oh! - Oh. - There you go. - I didn't know. - He's directing and being Thomas Crown. - Really? I don't even know what a Thomas Crown is. Oh, that's the movie. - Have you ever seen his movie? - No. - Yeah, I don't want to do it. - Yeah, that's another thing. One of the girls asked me, "Did I see?" It's a real European female movie. It's called, "Two girls won." (laughing) - Hostel. No, it's a famous, all women like it. It's European. - What era? - House of wax. - No, not House of Wax. It's probably 90s. And it's, fuck, what's it called? - All year. - This was fake. - I'm gonna have to call this girl that I'm saying. - No, we can find it. - Yeah. - Unless you wanna call her. - No, I don't wanna call her. - Yeah, call her. - Oh, you're dating her. - Ooh, how about that? You're still not nuttin'? (laughing) No comes? - No, no, no. - Ah, four ladies. Down there for hours. - Yeah, yeah. - Ah. - Yeah. - So let's just move on from it. - All right. - Let's move on from it. - All the work and no kimchi. (laughing) - Gonna give her something? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, go to your junk. You know what that is or no? - Yeah. - That's not a funny, it's a funny, it's a funny. - That's not a funny, yeah. (laughing) - Bob, is this? - What? - No, it's not, it's, no, it's even, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Said I never let me do it. Let's do it. Oh, she's not comic oceans. Oh, she's a comic. Okay. She's a regular person great great, and she Tony is lying Queen Margo under the skin no, no hold on hold on all three colors now and there's and there's Stealing beauty honest what stealing beauty no no and there's probably no I would need to begin for this either was it French British sisterhood of the traveling pants. No. Oh my god I'm Moana too. Thanks. Hopefully so she's gonna pick out. Okay. Yeah, you like her No, it's just question right Like you like your wife. Yeah, sure. She's listing It's it's like there are women they're There are movies that women really gravitate sure they really like, but I just I watched them But like you know like for instance heated rivalry. Yeah, I saw a couple episodes because it's girl that I'm dating I mean yeah, you really got in my manager was like you got to watch it and I tried to watch it But I just can't get into it. It's not great. It's not the writing sucks Oh, that's you know and people go what are you homophobic? I'm like no, it's a bad show Yeah, yeah, yeah, gay porn with a little hockey. Yeah, that's all I've seen a few episodes. Yeah, yeah, it's boring as hell Yeah, yeah, did you see did you like it? I didn't watch it because I also heard the writing was bad and it kind of takes me out Or all right, but is there a movie there that's like That females like the notebook for instance. There you go. Okay, so do you like it the notebook? Yeah, it's okay Yeah for me, but I can see what they like oh, so the week you can do that. Yeah, it's like comedy I don't like that comic, but I can see why you would like him It's not for me. It's not my cup of tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I can see that all the you know, I mean there's a story structure Right, I understand you know me kind of like ocean's eight. That was yeah, never saw that. That's a reason That's not what we're talking about. Oh, yeah, I think I'm a female movies. Oh Ghostbusters that one that was You're not getting it. You're not getting it Ocean's eight was horrible Adopted a kid and you regret it What the hell's going on here like from rush hour something. Yeah, yeah, no book was never one, but this is like Hold on I get what's that movie what's that did you ever watch Pride and Prejudice? I've seen that's it original. That's it. Oh, that's it. Oh There it is and they just remade it. Yeah pride and prejudice. Oh, yeah, it's not a European It's a British movie that women really love. They're like you have you seen Pride and Prejudice And she's wanting me to watch Pride and Prejudice Prejudice and I can't get myself to do it. Have you seen it? I've seen the original is a one before that Yeah, yeah, but you saw the original one. Yes. What now tell me about it. You like it? Your cup of tea not my cup, but it's a good movie. It's a good movie. Okay. All right. All right. So that's all I was getting at Okay, I like it. Gone with the wind. Yeah, yeah, another popular female female movie. Yeah, I love Titanic I'll tell you why because if there's a disaster movie element Oh true, and I love disaster movie. So yeah, I did really did like Titanic and it really happened Yeah, and also there's a historical value Right, so in Pride and Prejudice if there was some sort of hurricane or Like a twister in the middle of it. Right and Prejudice be like You know, we need we need a 9/11 love story Yeah, yeah, there is there are our parents Know that so I'll watch it There has to be some sort of like you know, I mean disaster yeah like in Shakespeare in love There's also an alien vision whoa have the same story, right, but I also The notebook would have a school shooting or something yeah, there you go. No, no, that's not what I was saying I was saying a natural disaster. I don't have to talk about in-sell Twister Twister, I already said that All right, all right. How about this? How about this? Love story during the Malibu fires That's what I'm talking about Shooting a podcast in the hills Two different podcasts. Yeah, there we go anyway, so watch Mark's special on Netflix He's one of the funniest guys I've planted in my opinion. Oh, yeah, and up 100 Non-too-pleased how long does it take you to write another hour? It's I write short jokes So it's gonna be a while. I'm talking two and a half years. Oh, wow like that. Okay, you know what's in Bobby Lee time is a week Well, how long have you been doing stand-up? 30 years Okay, yeah, yeah, it's just the opposite right. Yeah, Bobby Lee's time is three thousand years That's what the truck was good. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say I saw you workshopping at all at the black cat Was it the black cat in New York or the the pussy cat black cat pussy? Yeah, oh fat black Was yeah, the comedy seller. Oh, wow, that's really cool. Yeah, and When you're trying out new stuff and are you good at silence? No, it's bad It's really bad. So that fear kind of motivates me to work harder. Oh, I see here to bomb I did the store last night. I'm eating shit. Oh, yeah, but you got to do it. You got to do it. All right. Give Mark a round of applause You