Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

(upbeat music) - Van Corona is a guy you can tag. - Oh, he's good. - He's good. - All these LA photographers were leading off. Yeah, 12 bad photos in me. Why are we doing this? - I know, it's like we're getting a Batman. (laughing) - It's like a fun housemaid in this field 'cause otherwise it's just sort of like this picture over and over again. - Sure. - Some thankful to the Van Corona's world to do this sort of thing. This is a little over top, but like-- - You know, it's clever, but it's just a lot. - Yeah, it's like when the newspaper spins in an old movie. - Yeah. - Yeah, that was a wild week in LA, man. Are you still a little burnt out from it? - A little, but I'm back, I'm back. - I'm a lot of drinking. - A lot of drinking. And then we were so busy, we had a full dance card. We wake up, podcasted 10, 30 in the morning, did we have another one at one, then shows that night. - Then that Netflix brunch. - Oh, the brunch. - The brunch was crazy. - I could do an hour on the brunch. - I mean, talking to Cerandos, nice guy. - Great guy, hell of a drink. - Cool guy, great place. - Great place, he's got like a Shangri-La over the arise. - Yeah. - And beautiful tent, horrible food. Come on, Ted. - The food grew on me. - Yeah. - He was pandering with that menu a little bit. - A little bit. - I mean, at the fried chicken, you got the fucking waffles. - Yeah, yeah. - It made a great show that I would have been like to. (laughing) - Give me some details about the shmuz there. - That fucking, those waffles were good though. - Very good. - I could do an hour on the waffles. - No, the shmuz was crazy. - I mean, it was a real, who's who? Everyone, you get Letterman, Eddie Murphy. - Sandler. - Sandler. - Rock, Chapelle. - Yeah. - Did people click up or were they all mixing? - That was the mix. - It was very high school. And then when you're talking to one of the big dogs, it does feel like you're talking to a hot chicken a bar and people just swarm up for you to fuck up. - Oh yeah. - You know, like when we were talking to Sandler, they were circling us like vultures. - Totally, totally. And you feel like it's like rare area. You're like, oh my god, you get it for a second and he goes away. You're like, whoo, that was crazy. - Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. And then that picture was pretty a lot of drama in the picture. - Oh my god. - Other pictures. - Pushing us all in, they take that one big group photo and you know, all just like just fucking take it. - I know, it grossed me out, watching people inch their way to the front so they could be more relevant. You look at me, I'm the exact last guy in the photo. - I'm in the corner. - Yeah. - I'm like, if you want to crop me out, go for it. - Right, right. - There was a couple of, and there's always those, like climbers at the thing. - Yes. - We were like, oh, you're fucking, oh, what are we doing, little bodega in soda? - Ooh, another row of that. - Cheers. - It's gonna be back in the big apple. - Yeah. - That's good. - If you zoom in, Sam's getting pushed out of the show business. - Where am I? - Oh yeah, I'm in the ring. - Yeah, there I am. - You got Ronnie Chang, Spade. - Spade was out, Spade was singing. - Yeah, it's good people near you. I got dumped for him. - There's Mark. - Wait, that's 'cause I felt weird climbing. - I just went when they told me to go. I was like, just, but wherever you want to put me. - Yeah, I was, I was not even at the party at the point. - That's the photographer. I shouldn't have how this was made. - It's a bleachers, circular bleachers, and then they asked if they throw a ball. - Now do they say, Ronnie Chang, you stand here. - Or do they really get in there? - Why does he have bleachers in his home? Dogfighting, we all thought, come on. - Dogfight. - But, no, it was crazy, man. All these, look at all these like jelly roll Bill Simmons is in there. - Yeah, what the hell, those two aren't funny? - Hey, there's Jeff Garland for that dog. - All right. - Garland wants on the pod. - Oh, great. - He's starting in the way out. - Well, we could just put cardboard cutouts of us and have him do the talk. (laughing) - What else? - The ball toss, did they do this four times? 'Cause I imagine somebody's face was coming. - I was like, I'm not doing this shit. - I think we did two or three, two or three ball tosses. - Yeah. - It was well done, it was a big rig with a tripod. - Yeah. - Yeah, and then, I mean, we got to tell the Jerry story. That was awesome. - Oh, we're talking, were I bomb? - Yeah, we're talking to Jerry and Janelle James comes over and she goes, introduce me. So I kind of find an opening, I go, Jerry, this is a very funny comedian and Mark goes, Monique. - And Jerry just goes, not funny. - Not funny. - That's not funny. (laughing) It's the exact opposite of what you wanna hear. - We don't laugh when you do it. - She laughed too much. - And then, you know, but Jerry loves you. I mean, I feel like he, it was like a big brother type thing. - Yeah. - He's like, he loves, he loves you, can't help it. (laughing) - It wasn't like, actually, like fuck you. It was more like, god damn it, Mark. - Yeah, exactly. - It was more like, like brotherly. - Totally, he gets it, he gets it. But she laughed all good, it's a joke at the end of the day, and then we gotta talk about the wife, who might have a crush on you, by the way. - No, I don't think so. - There was something in the air. - I turned down a flight on the PJ, dude. - Well, tell the whole story, give them the context. - They, they come over, they said you wanna, she goes, you wanna fly back with us tomorrow morning on the private jet, and I was just like, hell yes. And Mark goes, it was an empty gesture, and I go, I don't think it was empty. - Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. She goes, you guys wanna come back on the jet, and she goes, I have your number. I'll text you, and I'm like, oh my god, Sam's in. But you don't have my number. - Yeah. - And I was, I was flying back at 8 a.m. already, but you had another gig, so you couldn't do it. - I had Julian Edelman's podcast, and you can't bail on your boy. - No. - So I, I, uh. - So I needed the flight, but you got the offer. - But then you, but then you couldn't do the flight anyway, because-- - That's true, I forgot my passport, like an idiot. So I had to fly on a red eye. - But, but he says it was an empty gesture, and then she texts me, are you coming? - Whoa. - So it wasn't empty, and neither of us got to do the private jet, but we got the offer. - We got the, and she DM me. - Did she, what did she say? - She said, uh, here's what she was saying for Sam. - Yeah. - No, she said, uh, huh? - What time did she DM you? - Probably like 10 p.m. or so. I think she was like, oh, I offered to him. I have his number, I don't have his number. Let me DM, so it wasn't empty, so it's an off-back. - We both got an offer. - But again, she offered. I don't even know if Jerry wanted to-- - Yeah, if we pull up, and he's just like-- - Exactly, I kept picturing that. So, fine, very nice-- - We just show him at 8 a.m. We've found some bits. (laughing) He just takes a gun out. (laughing) - Right. - Dude, yeah, no, that would have been a long flight. - Yeah. - I've never hung out with Jerry for that long, so I would be a little nervous. - And there's nowhere to go. He can't really, he can't really get away. But he's also very direct. - If he's like, I wanna go to sleep, he just go, or if he'd be like, I feel like reading the paper. I feel like you'd just do your own thing. - Totally, totally. - He thought it wouldn't have been that bad. - No, no, I would have loved to do it. - I would have loved to. - We appreciate it. - Awesome offer. - Yeah, so I'm sitting around the comedy store, and I'm like, oh, my flight's at 8 a.m., you're already pissed off, 'cause it means you gotta get to the airport at 7, and it's an ingle wood, you gotta leave at 6, you gotta wake up at 5.30, you wanna kill yourself, and then I'm checking in, scan passport. - Oh. Yeah, you've only been doing this 20 years. He doesn't know to bring a fucking passport to Canada. - No passport, so I told my agent, he's like, the only thing you can do is fly back on a red eye, get your passport, and then get back on a flight to Canada. - I love these agents that we do, is like, all you have to do is suffer for a few days. I'm still taking my percentage. - Exactly. - We're doing the fucking grunt work. - Yes. - They have no problem telling you to not sleep for two days. - And how about Bobby Lee? He's like, cancel it. Can't, I'm like, the gig's at 8 hours. It's sold out, it's a casino. I gotta do it. For no passport, cancel it. So I still did it. Suck it, Bobby. They site mad TV anymore, so it was neat to work. - You're a fucking animal, you have to. - You can't, you can't bail on the sold out gig. - But now I land in New York at 8 AM. I'm like, oh, I go home. - Can you sleep at all in the flight? - Well, that's the other thing. So I was like, I gotta get some sleep. We haven't slept in three days. We've been drinking for a week. I gotta get some sleep. So I go around the comedy store. I'm like, anybody here got some Xanax? And they're all like, talk to Reggie. He's the drug guy. - So there's this squirly, squirly blanket. - Ladies are back, baby. - Yeah. - You want some fucking drugs. - He got a comedy club. You're getting them. - I talk to this young kid. He's like a 21 year old door guy at the store. And I go, hey, I heard you the drug guy. He goes, I got some colonipin. I go, great. He goes, but it's at my house. And I go, that's no good. So there's a fan over here. He overhears everything. And he goes, I'll drive. So the kid goes, I guess I can take my break. We jump in the dirtiest car I've ever been in my life and push and trash out of the way. I'm in the back seat. It would have been a great abduction story. - Mark's got a gimp mask on. He's like, woo. (laughing) - Yeah, they're telling me their life story. This guy's fucking weave it all over traffic. Horrible driver. We pull up to this kid's house a couple miles away. It's probably like a 10 minute drive. Not bad. But he just does a crazy ui on sunset. We get to this kid's house. He runs in. His mom's like, ah, what are you doing home? He's like, shut up mom. She's in a house dress. The cat's running around. He grabs the colonipin. He comes back in the car. He throws him out. He goes, get the fuck out of here. So then we drive off. We go back to the store. He goes back to work and I go to the LAX. - It's weird 'cause your use of drugs is actually responsible. - Thank you. - I mean, you kind of do need to sleep for the gig. - You need it. - He got in the strangest car to get drugs. - Yeah, I'm trying to defend my friend, you know what he wants. - But I'll tell you, I took that colonipin on the flight. - He's like, wait, which shape was that pill you took? (laughing) - That was fentanyl. - No, dude. - I slept the whole flight. - I felt so bad for you. I was like, it's one of those things where you're like, I got fucking low to that night. You left, too. I was pounding bodega cat in the green room. It was fun. Fluffy was drinking it with us. - Wow. - It's nice of you. He was like, this is fucking smooth. You know, everyone's pounding it. Everyone except Bert weirdly. - I know sober, Bert strikes a gig. - Yeah, crawl was having some. I think crawl was having bodega. He was drinking something. I know it was having some booze. - I love it. - And Matt Rife, does he drink? - I don't think he does. - He's too handsome to drink. - Simon Rex had some. - Oh, look at Simon. - Yeah, holy shit. And I'm a game of fucking Mary Kill. Fuck all you motherfuckers. - Yeah. - 'Cause I know I'm dead. But look at that, Rife was fun, man. Yeah, he had a funny riff on Shaq. It was something about how he's anti-slavery. But if he saw Shaq in the 1860s he would have been like, that one. - Oh, that's great. - That's pretty good, right? - That's great. - I had a couple good things on Shaq. But Bert was like, row Shaq. And I was like, you gotta prep for this thing. - Yeah, of course. - I can't just go. I'm not just going to like riff roast a legend right here. So I so I I threw a couple out of my got a few laughs I luckily I went on stage after Shaq Bert and Gabriel Glacias were on I was like how the fuck to the stage not sink and then Immediately went into zing's I said like Shaq looks like birch liver something about Shaq I said inside the NBA and Won't go to AA And then the one that really pop was like we know Shaq thing going any ditty parties because he would have needed too much Baby oil That would hit me as he was loshing up in the green And I was like holy shit this guy uses a lot of lotion. Yeah, he's a big fucking dude That's a full barrel. He looks. He's pretty fit again though actually I mean look at he's pretty I mean for a dude that big and that old he's hanging in there. Yeah, he's pretty him He walked in the green room saw my next shirt and goes fuck the next But then he was cool. He was as he shook my hand. He did it to every count But he was like I'm a fan. I was like that's nicer here. All right, even if he's full of shit It was nice, but then he goes fuck the next and I was like come on. He goes fuck him I was like you don't like Bronson. He goes Bronson's cool. All right, and then I was like how about OG's like OG's great like He's slowly warmed up a little there we go. He's just a Shaq's control dude. Yeah, yeah, that's part of what he does I mean you love for it. I mean he's so fucking likable Shaq duck in the head That's great. That's a great shot. He looks like he's getting hauled off to jail. Oh damn He's I love that bird sober still looks rough both bird up again. He's lost a lot of weight. Wow What do you look like before? Now you're going to burn Tell me good for him All right Good time. Wow. That's a fun show. There's probably an earthquake joke in there too with fluffy and hurt check The I was there. I don't remember that photo at all. Jesus Christ damn Good Lord. Yeah, what I would it's like you said it was a blur L.A. was a fucking blur It was it waking me up. It was a blur, man. That was crazy But these are great pics read. Oh, that's a classic classic that up in the studio That's a bang. Yeah, good idea. List knows how to take a photo now. Yeah, I think you get called ugly enough You can really get ready for a photo. He knows how to do it This is an interesting F Mary kill Yeah, it's really preference. I think at the same point but you know Yeah, the next games were fun. It's how I got a crew of Barney's beanery every day Yeah, Swords and pulled up every fucking day. Was it packed in there? It wasn't that bad I was looking for it 4 p.m. Right so man. It was fun to watch with a bunch of Nick's fans in the bar Good times man. I know I wanted to go but I forgot about the time change So I was like I had day pop got us know by time changes is my passport. She's a fucking disaster I just thought the next plate at seven or eight all the time I didn't know they went to four p.m. And L.A. That's a crazy time for a basketball game. It is crazy But here's the crazy part. I landed 8 a.m. in New York. I go home to get my passport You know, I walk in the wife feeding the baby. She's like what the fuck are you doing here? So I got the bag the wife Play with the baby Thank God it makes those I know you can say I walked I walked in. She's with shack Yeah, then I you know, we had a little time at the house go home or go to Canada and do a gig. Did she come with you? No, no, she was she was like she had planned. That's a good thing about Toronto as you're there in an hour Exactly any weird ship, but Toronto's a pretty cool city. It was cool, but it was there was a place called casino Rama See if the land then do a two-hour. Oh Fucking brutal it was a brutal travel day for sure flights and a two hour drive. Yeah, I then did an hour Then did a casino with new stuff Animals and this is like deep. I don't even know what town this is called But they were great nice crowd and yeah, fun times. Damn. We did some podcasts while we were there Yeah, we've been dying to get jizz for years. We got Kevin Neil and the legend Bobby Lee, but that one's not coming out for a while Yeah, yeah, Hulu his people I was so hung over on that what I always I was hurting every day dude. He kind of carried it. I'm wearing my Cerandos outfit Oh, yeah, Sam here up in a t-shirt to the Cerandos. It's a nice t-shirt It's a Jalen Brunson t-shirt standing next to Sandler. You were basically wearing a tuxedo He's got that orange hoodie. I didn't know we had to dress up for the thing. Also. It was like fucking 110 degrees in that 10 I didn't know it's true. I mean Louie was sweating through a shirt like crazy. He looked rough. Holy hell I don't I didn't know you had to dress up for this thing. I thought it was just kind of a casual I think they said like springtime nice or something. It's some word for it Damn, but I fun I missed out on the on the memo there But yeah, that was a fun it was a fun quick L.A. trip How about that roast? That was wild. I didn't want I just saw the clips with the clips. I thought we're pretty funny Everyone seems everyone's gonna be mad but uh people are mad comedians are mad which is so strange I'm a friend of mine black guy was like this roast was awesome my favorite roast this roast felt like a like a Jerry Springer vibe Like it had some hatred some screaming so it is weird when they hate each other. It is a little tense It's funny and it's kind of exciting, but it's also like I walked in to watch Some Chelsea Handlers said at the store when she was working it out and one of her writers turned to me and goes Are you a spy and I was like a spy? Relay that's the tone of the Roast you think you think I'm like hey mayday mayday. Yeah She doing this Tony get her. It's like I don't give a shit. Do your joke. I think it's lame to report Of course. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, but they were some amazing jokes. I got to say everybody had a great set Everybody had a well not not the actors all the actors suck Tiana Taylor and Regina all was a big Waste of time. Yeah, but good actors, but good actors But yeah, there were some of the roast jokes were like oh, I mean top notch some of the best jokes have ever heard Yeah, it is funny though. Like I thought chase post was funny. I thought it's post about Michael Chey. It's like it was like a new story They love to everything they just poor gas in the flames. I know I thought he was being facetious. I thought he was having fun with it where he said how like black people roast you with like You know look at this guy shoes and and white guys are like telling dark family secrets. Yeah, that is funny That's what your mom hung herself, you know like jeez. It is funny that where you're like the levels to where you're just like one guy roast up And it's like a play on words and kind of sweet and then the next guy goes up and is like wasn't your baby still born and you're like whoa Yeah, everything was jugular it was all right to the to there was no fun puns or silliness It was just like I don't like you and I want to take it out. I have kind of a theory why people are offended or annoyed And it's not like a super hot take or anything but I think when the roast were like on Comedy Central It was kind of the only place that crazy shit was happening because YouTube and Instagram That wasn't like as big a thing meanwhile like now. It's like Roast are supposed to be no no holds barred, but like now. I feel like everything kind of is all right Like a lot of comedy is like going for the jugular now. Sure. So it's not as much as like a special thing. Yeah, yeah, but You're saying we're kind of numb to yeah, I think it's not as special. Oh 100% but Ro should still be no holds barred I think every girl should be I do kind of don't I don't always love when it's not the friends like I think it should be friends doing it I agree or at least acquaintances. Yeah, cuz it like big J made sense because you know each other forever. There's a history and stuff Uh, but it is weird and I'm not taking away everyone the clips. I have one kill to this kill some killer stuff But uh, it is weird to just have like hired gun show up Yeah, yeah, and the when I saw the writer is I was like, oh no one was so dark. It's mullin It's a meco. It's st. Germain is Lawrence though those day. These are like these are legit snipers. These are hellers. These are great Riders great writers. Yeah, but that definitely felt different than the Brady roast. I I told you those were his boys though That's true. It was Julian Edelman. It was uh, blood cell. It was like so personal. Right, but you slide sholts. You had Tony had a Nicky. Yeah, but it was more of a mix. I feel like it was more of a mix But this rose felt like like that Brady rose felt professional was like when Obama and Romney debated You know it was classy. This one felt like Trump and Biden debating just off the rails. I'm a better golf player It was just like we don't like each other. There was no handshake. No nothing like Shane brought up Chelsea is saying she was hanging out with Epstein Not even a joke. That was pretty funny. Get her in trouble. Fuck her. That was like a norm type moment Totally totally. This person didn't look it up. That was like a fucking hilarious line. Yeah. Yeah Great. I mean look like peach dad's dead 9/11 I was a peed as a fucking champ for the shitty takes. Oh my god I don't know if he gets enough credit for how much shitty takes like just casually like your dad died in a fire That's pretty fucked up. Never complains either. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's he had some great jokes too. Yeah Oh, yeah, it's funny. You could tell just who hates each other and who's just playful Yeah, yeah, I kind of like the I kind of like it's a tell what we say keep it surface man. Jesus Christ. It is funny that you're like Digging into someone's like how can I hurt this person to me? That's like yes spirit of a row. Yes, it was hurtful Yeah, I was mg mgk. Yeah, and some double d's. Oh Other row of that But I wonder if she's happy she she didn't do it. Nicky. Yeah I mean it's kind of cool to just crush it and then be like I'm dumb I think so too. I mean left on a high note and boosts it or career like I wonder if big jail go to theaters now Yeah, maybe that's pretty cool. Yeah good for him It's like he was hilarious that key thing was what was great. I mean and he was there It is funny because I remember we used to do roast battle and shit and it's so like it was dark so savage Yeah, that's the other thing that was like I don't know like roasting is it does it just doesn't feel - As special. - No, of course not. - I mean, 'cause they just oversaturated with roast battle and all this shit. And then like, you know, you'd see that it's not the same skill as standup because like open-micres were fucking great at roasting. - That's true. - Maybe open-micres on roast battle were like, that was a good fucking bit. It's easier to write about other people than you. - It is. Yeah, well Colin Quinn always had the great point. He's like, if you're not good at standup or you're a great roaster, just roast yourself in your act. - Yeah, but Colin's actually like incredible at that. It's hard to be that level of self-awareness is fucking painful. - That's the problem. - Like Colin will tell stories you're like, that's his De Niro bomb story is incredible. - But that level of self-reflection, you're like, "Oh my God, that hurts." - But he also did a stern roast and killed. - Yeah, well, he's a great comic. - Yeah, Camero, I think they were roasting already maybe? - Already or stern. I mean, I remember, I mean, DiPolo and Jerome had some great sets on there. - Yep, yep. - DiPolo had some dark shit on that one. - Well, that was bad when you wrote your own jokes. Like, you came in there with papers and it was all your shit. - I think like if I ever did one of these, I'd wanna at least be a big part of it. - Totally. - I think a lot of these comics were though. - Yeah. - I would think. - I mean, like, when we did the Netflix roast of the year, we were like, we had help, but we were fucking putting our own shit in there too. - Yeah. - I think you need help. I mean, you gotta take, they have writers for a reason, but like, I wanna be a part of this. I wanna add my own shit. - Yeah. - And what's cool about these is, Bert called me and he's like, "We gotta talk about the roast." And he said, "I was in the room." And he's like, "A lot of people bombed in the room, but it worked on TV." - Oh really? - Yeah, so that's very interesting. Like, Shane had a joke about Lizzo. People say, "Lizzo's washed up. The term is beached." Which, I love that joke. And on the internet, they went crazy viral, but in the room, he's like, "Okay, nothing on that, great, moving on." - Did they cut nothing on that? - No, no, it's all in there. I saw it live. And he's like, "Okay, fuck you guys, let's keep going." But, so in the room, it didn't hit, but at home, I watched it on TV and I'm like, "That's gold." - I love that Shane does that, by the way. I love, like, some people will tell you, when you're on TV, never act like you're fucking bomb and nug. How? - Oh, you have to. You have to, at least. Like, I'd rather think that I'm like, I'd rather think that they, if they think I suck, I want them to at least think I know, they know I'm like, self-aware. - Yeah, of course. - I don't want to be up there. Like, I always hated the comics who were like bombing with a smile. - Yeah, yeah, right. - Like, fucking, you don't want to be too much on that shit, but a little of it. - A little, yeah, show you're in the room. Like, his SNLs, he at one point, he had a joke not get what he wanted. He was like, "Okay, you guys hate me, I get it." - The second one was a tough crowd, I thought. - Oh, for sure. - I saw Shane working that out, the seller, and I was like, "Oh, it's a funny set." - It's funny. - And he was like, "Really?" And then I was like, "Yeah, I thought the crowd didn't give him a ton on that one." - Yeah. - But that SNL monologue is fucking-- - It's changed. - I don't know how you do well on that. It's like, with edgy shit like him, I don't know-- - No. - I even hate Conan edgy, but it's like, it's not like cookie cutter, and it's not like trying to be cute. - Yeah, like natal kill, millennial kill. But if you go-- - Even natal took a while, it took like, you had to get warmed up a little bit, 'cause nate has that unique rhythm. It takes a second, I think. - It takes a second, that crowd is not great, and they're so nervous, there's like an HR vibe in that crowd. And so anything a little off color, they're like, "Whoa, what was that?" - It's NBC. - It's NBC. - I mean, you remember, like, don't you think our worst late nights sets back in the day were like, Fallon or Colbert? - Sure, Colbert was tough. - We did so much better on Conan. - Yeah, definitely. - It's also more of a, like, stand-up vibe. Like, he kind of groomed the audience more for, like, stand-up, I thought. - Yeah, I think so too, yeah, yeah. - I was gonna say you watched all four hours. Who do you think had the set of the night? - You watched all four hours? - I was just at home, my baby fell asleep on me, so I had to, I couldn't move. So I was like, I had to-- - His first words are gonna be a slur. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, he said, "George Floyd." (laughing) I didn't love the George Floyd joke, by the way, but we don't have to get in the each joke, but I thought Tony had the most jokes and the best jokes in a row, but Shane's off the cuff was gold, and I thought Jeff Ross had had a lot of bangers. I love the Keith, the Keith thing was great. I thought Kevin Hart was in a tough spot because everyone had done every joke already. - It's so hard to go. - And he did that-- - That's the weird thing. It's like, it's your roast, but you will get the shitty - The worst spot, yeah. - And he did the horrible machine gun sound effect, which I hated, but Shane telling Tiana Taylor, like, thank God she's funny, 'cause that-- - No, she's hot. - Oh, sorry, thank God she's hot, 'cause she is not funny at all. And I spit my drink out, 'cause you don't see that on TV, like this fat, doughy guy is like, let me, I get to finally trash this beautiful, a-list Hollywood actress, and he was right, she sucked. - He's a great host to that energy, like that drinking guy kind of fun energy as a host. - Yeah. - And that kind of silly will say anything, I mean, he's perfect. - Yeah, but if you want to talk crowd reaction, Cheryl Underwood had the biggest pop. - Yeah. - She was like on a roll. - We met her at the brunch, she was cool. - Super cool, super nice, she got it, she kept telling us. She's like, it's all jokes, no one's offended. She's like, talk about my dead husband. I thought Chelsea looked amazing, and she, you can see when she's up there, she's so poised, like, oh, she's a pro. - So funny when. - Talk about dark jokes, when Tony said her husband killed himself, I mean, together for years he goes, I've been next to her a couple of hours, I don't know how he made it that long. That's a funny joke. - Yeah, I mean, that's one that you're like, she laughing, thank God, but she's not laughing at that, you're like, fuck. But that's, I thought that laughed at that. I didn't see the whole thing, some clips, but I was, I cracked up. - Yeah, but people are like, some of the jokes are racist, so you're like, of course, there's a lot of racist joke. Racism is hilarious. White, black, Asian, Jew, that's what we're doing here. - Yeah. - It's just like, you know, it's, I guess, what is it every two years now they're doing a roast? - Sounds like it. - They do so well, but see, the winner is Netflix. Is everybody's talking about it good, bad, backlash, praise, it's all talk. So they're cleaning up. - Remember Jeff Ross's old joke about Shaq? Uh, I saw him try to peel the microphone. Yeah, I mean, because if Shaq and you walk here, your knuckles are bleeding. That's horribly racist, but why are you laughing? It's racist, Salek, what are you laughing for? - Well, he's racist, that's why. - Okay, I know you're not allowed to say that, but racism in the right context is hilarious. I'm sorry, I know that's the topic as well. - When you know the person's not racist and you know the intent is just to make them laugh. There's something kind of fun about it. - Yeah, of course. - But, yeah, I mean, these things are like every two years now, so maybe, I don't know, I wonder who they were next. I remember they originally wanted to do Tyson, and he didn't wanna hear three hours of your rapist joke, so I didn't get that doubt. - I get that. - But also, we've roasted Kevin Hart with Tom Brady. We've roasted Kevin Hart and Funny AF, and we've roasted Kevin Hart on his own roast. It's like, we've got enough Kevin Hart for a minute. We've roasted him three times in two years. - I want more AMX commercials. - And Chase Bank. - Yeah, whatever he's doing. - Can we talk about the peak moment for me at the fest? - What was it? - It was having Jezzlandek on the podcast. - Sure. - And at the very end, which I think is gonna play the week after this here. Mark Farts, and Jezzlandek does not acknowledge it at all. - No, he did not. - Just there, dead man's there, right off in his face. - Was this on the pod? - Yeah, I don't even remember. - I'm so numb to your farts. (laughing) - White the poker face on my guy. - He just, so he was displeased. - I guess. - No no reaction at all. - But that's displeased. - I guess so. - Yeah. - It was not he who's being molested. (laughing) - He just went to a happy place. - Yeah. - Like Nate at least went, like he had a angry, I think Jezzlandek was like. - He was like a disappointed father when you farted. - Yeah, he was really upset. - I've watched that clip more than any clip on our pod. - Same. - I've revisited it. I can't believe I wasn't in the room for it. I came in. - Where you at? - I took a piss and I came right back in and you said, I said, I miss anything and you go Nate farted. (laughing) - He did not care for it. - He didn't like it. - No, no. - That's not his humor. - I've set him that clip before. He's like stop setting me this. - Really? - Yeah, he's not into it. Like not even later. - Yeah. - He's gonna be on his death bed and all these amazing memories are gonna come up and then he's just gonna hear you going, hold on. (laughing) - And he's gonna be like. - Yeah. Him, David Cross and Jezzlandek are now my trio of fart haters. - Cross hated it. - He almost kicked me off the pod. He's like, you gotta go. This is crazy. And I had to like calm him down. - Did he smell bad? - No, he was just like, what the fuck was that? Pull it up. It's a crazy clip that he said the end word to when it's later. - What? - Yeah, I was like, you're mad at me, you're saying the end word. And he's like, that's different. - How is it, it's way worse? - Yeah. - What the hell? - You think if Kramer farted at the laugh factory, he'd be canceled? (laughing) I don't think so. - Most awkward podcasts of all time. - You're gonna bleep that end word or what? - No. - That's disgusting. - Sorry, well, I figured you're a comedian. - No, you don't. - Like a good fart joke. But that wasn't a joke, it was just a fart. - Hey guys, so we have a fun one here. - We need to get into the guy doing the break down. (laughing) - What is weird, the world sucks right now. - I know, I know. - Let's take a deep dive into Mark Norman. (laughing) Problem farting on other comedians. David Kross looks un-immused. - Yes, I know, it's like a planet earth with that and bro. - Oh, what does that happen? So he was pissed. - He was pissed and he shut the thing down for a second. Then we got back into it, he calmed down. - Why, I don't understand. Yeah, it's gross, but it's not like a, it's not a fucking-- - It's not malicious. - It was a hot ender. - Yeah, so then he says the end word five minutes later, is that you're gonna believe context? - I think he was quoting a rap song. Which, I don't care, I'm not like a fendant. - What the fuck tonight Mayor that? - There we go. - Sorry. Yeah, it's a nightmare, I'm with you on that one. - He walks, he literally walks off. - He's not doing a bit. - He left the room. - All right. - It's not a bit? - No, no, he was pissed that we had to shut down. Earlier I apologize. Yeah, it'll get you sorry. I should have given some warning there But I think I tilted it to the right if you if you give me warning I would say you go out Ah, that's a good point clear Emma out of here. You're the one who needs to go That's true. Sorry and did direct it to the right a little he didn't I went this way I went right leg up. No, didn't I check the tape roll it back. All right There was a second for her Grassy hole He is fucking piss. He was busy. He's a tough. He's a tough one. Yeah, he's a persnickety for sure. I definitely thought when he was on the pot Like I don't think I think people you said it was well received but like I felt in the room. It was a little tight a little tense It was definitely tense for sure like I felt like he did not like us. I just figured I've watched used to watch mr. Show It's rude. It's silly. It's it's ridiculous. So I was like ah, oh dude pull up David cross farting Gary Good point you remember this one. 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Okay, and this is genuine and we threw the TMZ stuff on it I didn't want to steal my footage Guys in a minute whoa wait a minute. Sorry Is that for you? Tom's mom is hilarious. Yeah, that's too long. Wow. So maybe is it cuz you were in the room? I guess but You know if you laugh at any Murphy then he walks in the room and you go get the fuck out. What does that say? Damn farting Gary mr. Show there it is so this guy. Yeah, I guess he's changed Yeah, whatever. He's not the man. He used to be All right, that's fine. We're watching the international now. We're good. We don't need to do a deep dive David Cross is a hypocrite Just saying I grew up. There's nothing funnier than a fart. I'm on a comedy podcast my fart. I'm sorry. I don't I don't it doesn't It's whatever to me. Yeah, like there's people I wouldn't do it in front of I'm trying I started seeing a girl And I'm like trying not to do it in front of her just to keep the romance alive That's fair. I think once you start pooping and farting. It's just like it opens a fucking it opens a door to agree to like grossness I agree I agree, but I think once you're really serious, you can fart. No, you can't but it's just like the longer you can avoid it I that's true. I'll even go pooping another bathroom. I'm like I don't want it to be I don't want the door open I don't yeah, yeah, I caught my wife's shitting once and it was disappointing. There's a bad one. Yeah, well, she's got like lactose and all that like what a lactose she does she can't have dairy and then she's got to run to a bathroom She's got that shit. I got an iron gut here. I can eat a shoe. You don't ever get diarrhea from too much Dairy not really know just feel like I eat like a whole I have no self-control So I eat a pizza like a whole pie and then I'm just like in the next day or just like fucking, you know Have like a beer with it. I'm like, oh, I feel like shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Yeah Well, she's got like a little bit of dairy and she's off to the races Sure. She appreciates you disclosure But you know, that is it is a tough one when you see a person There's something weirdly bonding though and you but you ever get like food poisoning or something Yes, and it weirdly kind of brings you together even though you see shit coming at it every hole totally totally Yeah, it's like you're in the trenches with them, you know Because the second you both start to turn you're like all right this that was kind of fun Yeah me and my ex had food poisoning the same time and she was on the I was in the toilet. We were both just letting it go and it was very free. Wait the shitter in the toilet way Sorry, sorry the tub in the shitter the tub. Yeah, I was in the tub because we needed a drain You were shitting in the tub. I was shitting in the tub puking in the tub pissing in the tub Well, I had to go we couldn't both share a bowl. We only had one bathroom That is yeah, that isn't and then I was gonna say an enigma, but it's not Long word choice. Yeah, no, that is a fucking disaster. It was shit. Go down the drain It was water. It was our shitting water. It was food boys and you run the you run the shower. Yeah We didn't let it sit there. I don't know what he's up. Yeah, but it was nice. We did it. We were in it together Yeah, no, I know you're saying world work - I got a pee for you. Oh, please every time I watch a movie with this girl I'm fine with a little talking during the movie. I'm not like a stiff Need but like you talk over the silent parts. You don't talk over the dialogue. Yeah, so then she'll like I'll like she'll be talking and I'll like pause it or go back and she'll laugh and I'm like We want me to miss the dialogue I do the same thing and then they get offended they get offended when I talk during the movie It's like a it's like a long drawn like thief. You send me a thief thing the other day a lot of slow scenes you could talk over sure But during the fucking essential that she said what's happened here? I don't know Yes, I don't know what's happening. You've the nerve to ask me what happened while you talked over it That's sociopath that's crazy. So yeah, you want to miss a great line. I know I know so I pause with with my lady And she's like I need to pause it. I'm like, but I do and then I'll rewind it She's like, ah here we go. We saw this already. I'm like I didn't I had a bit back in the day about a girl coming home and just Complaining complain I'm watching a movie and you know watching Annie Hall and she's like annoyed that I'm pausing it And she's like what I'm like I'm sorry. It was your story nominee for seven years. That's a classic Yeah, that's a good one. It's an oldie, but No, I'm with you though. The talking during dialogue is crazy. Yeah, and you gotta look if so you gotta let me pause or maybe she should pause I like to control the remote. I do I'm old school. Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm against the woman's right to choose what we're watching I've been in a car with my wife. I've been driving really with you guys same. Yeah, I don't drive really. Oh, yeah, I can drive But I'm scared I'm so bad at it Yeah, but I'm with you. I know people call me a pussy in the comments right now And you know what you ain't wrong. I believe your man hat and kid. I've done it like I've definitely done it where I'm like I'll you know But I'm not confident behind the wheel. I'll say that. Yeah, the same thing with the remote like I'm on the guy holding the remote I'm the guy driving the car. They're gonna say you're not confident with the remote. Oh, fuck No, I'm I'm not confident. Well, my wife's cool. She'll just give me the remote. She's like I don't want to do it It's kind of like the grill guy. I love it. I love a woman who doesn't want to make a big choice. Yes. Yeah, she's like you do it It's too much pressure. I'm like great, but I do not want to be the girl guy You know the guys like I got the grill my great you do all the work. I stand over there. I fucking okay So I'm watching this movie with a girl. It's called the witch. It's she goes on your tailor joys and I go Oh, yeah, she's really hot and she goes well, she plays the 14 year-old in the movie and I was like I meant now What do you think I'm doing? Assume anyone I talk about it's right now. Yeah, I think Natalie Portman's hot as an adult Not in fucking the professional. Okay, I was y'all Renault, but then she goes Let's watch the witch and it's a I'm not a big horror guy, but it's it's pretty good It's scary and she of course insists on watching. It's like finally. Let's watch it. We watch it after it Something hits my window and she's like what is it? I'm like there aren't fucking witches in Manhattan And then by the way I looked up there are apparently the wrong way to see that does a lot of Brooklyn. Yeah, exactly They're all I looked at but it's like at the same time you're like let's yeah, it's not really are they really a witch? That's hilarious and also in Manhattan We don't really in New York. We don't really fucking pay attention. Yeah, you want to place a spell would like do whatever you want I'm a fucking I got stuff to do. Yeah, but she's freaking out. She won't sleep She wakes up in the middle of the night screaming at the top of her lungs. She goes There's a man in the kitchen with a knife What the fuck and I just I just woke up when I go there's no fucking got just go back to bed and she goes all right I didn't check there could a better guy with a guy But I'm thinking also like if there's a guy with a knife. I'm fucking dead anyway I may as well sleep the last 30 seconds and chances of point. I don't think I'm disarming a guy with a knife right Wow, what the hell I was a knife. Where'd that come from from fucking horror movies? Oh, good women want to be scared and then they get too Fucking scared. I guess not all women, but I feel like women that I dated they tend to first they like Horror movies they're women love and I'm not a big horror guy mean either. I don't like true crime that much either But they want to watch that that's real some of them I like Like I like one fascinating. I like ones with like You know depth like I thought the jinx was a fucking work of the jinx is amazing That was like genius. I thought and I loved the other one the staircase was incredible I thought yeah, yeah, but those were like beautifully shot and had like all these twists and I mean you can't land on a better ending than the jinx He fucking stumbles into a confession best ending about how it makes a true crime and gets a confession. I know that's insane He solved the crime with his directing. That's it's so cool. And also that guy also me capturing the Friedmans. Oh, yeah Oh really another great dog. Is that Jureki? Yeah, he's a he's a beast. He's a comedy fan, too He's awesome. Yeah, but yeah, the jinx was like unreal But it's weird that like my wife will watch and this is a peeve. She'll watch a movie about a bad husband or a bad boyfriend and I come home and she's like What the fuck's up with this you guy do you man do that? I'm like, whoa, I didn't do anything like some guy will kill his wife She's like are you gonna kill me? I'm like, okay, but when you watch a movie about a good guy I gotta get I should get complimented you know if you watch me where a guy saves a day Then I walk and you're like you're a hero and we're being honest and even are you gonna kill it? Yeah, if you keep running your mouth No, I think you know that's a man in the kitchen. It's me with a nice We get blamed for the bad shit, but Yeah, and also I think you know what also we get blamed for is if we have one friend who's a disaster Um, no, but I mean you get blamed and it's like no, we all because we want you have fucking crazy friends too Everyone has a friend who's at the fucking limit and then then that friend has a crazy friend Yes, and that friend I'm like keep that fucking person away from it. Yes, but but give me the reverse too if I have a friend who's a fucking harbor and valedictorians helps the homeless cubscout Then I guess we don't have that either We know you know like Joe lists as a family man. He's a great father. He provides you know People are nice. I'm just saying you may as like you hang out with Sam. He's fucking alone He's got nothing fucking loser He's got an ulcer Do it hurts. It hurts maybe marks last apartment before he moved to Brooklyn and Taylor joy live there. That's true And mr. Sandy cofax cofax. Whoa. Yeah, too, so apartment and mark damn it wasn't a great apartment, but it was Andy cofax the location you could be legend dude. I can't believe still a lot of you like pitching in 1962 I know he'd walk him with his wife and she was not too shabby really yeah like a hot older blonde lady nice And then she'd be walking around. It was it was peak. Who's that chest show uh the games game? It was peak Yeah, so I'd be in the elevator. We're like you ever say hi mate, you know, no, I didn't want to buy some new yoga class once in a while My ex like yoga, so we just went to like we come to yoga class me And I was like I'm fucking you know how it is we travel the time you're like yeah, I'm not gonna stretch ever So we should be stretching we should be stretching more. I don't I don't stretch So if someone if someone pushes me to go to a yoga class, I'm fucking do it I went it's like me her and four of the people and one of them is on your telejoyos. I just it's one of the things where you're like oh shit She's okay. She's 14. I know I hope not No, she look she look beautiful. What a funny. I she used to be 14. I know he's gonna range like I know Because what so did you yeah, right? You showed me a baby picture. You I wasn't jacking off to it Can I get that picture? She used to be she used to be young That's crazy and by the way, I looked up her age in this 19. All right. That's legal everyone plays younger. Yeah, of course of course It was a 24 I feel like they get away with people are just being like that's great because it is a 24 It was it was it was solid. I just I'm just not in a supernatural horror. It's got to be so good. Yeah, agreed There's not a ton of character development. It's not on the layers to it. It's just like she's a witch. Whoa, scary And supposed to be a lot of like you know Turning on people because you know and and not really investigating and turning I just like this guy's a fucking idiot. Oh like the Salem witch trial kind of thing kind of but they blame her for being a witch But she's not but then it kind of it's it's it's look it's it was pretty it's well-made. Yeah, I it's a good. It's that famous director Robert Eggers. Oh big. It looks beautiful. He's talented as hell very it's just not my it's not my genre But I was watching like yeah, it's good. Yeah. I think a lot of those women were killed back then. Oh, yeah By the way the worst lawyer of all time. We're at the courtroom the Salem witch trials. They're like these are witches Yeah, you got me there Shit well, can we see some powers? No, no, we're not doing that. No, that's right like this. You can't prove that you can't do the can We see some powers that proves their witch Well, that's true, but they would have not been able to do them. Yeah saying their their witches aren't real This is a guy should be kicked out a lot. Well, you know, they would throw the witches in the water with tied up with ropes and with stones and they would say if she escaped, she's a witch And you know, she's tied up like what's in this for me? Yeah, exactly that she just do that about like a girl you hate my ex she's a witch I put her in the water we'll see what happens oh wow she's four oh he's 42 yeah he's got a lot of movies he was 14 once and watch out such such a hilarious thing that that could be a bit there's got to be a bit there for sure everybody was 14 everyone has been young yeah that's hilarious like Epstein maybe Epstein goes the other way like she's 16 well she will be 30 one day how about his do you see his suicide note yeah yeah I didn't read it they just released I look at it just released it shit I know it's like a rap well his suicide note it's like he totally wrote he wrote it was uh he wrote no fun not worth it I was like Julius suicide note of all time no fun no why did I do this my stomach no point in doing this literally reads like a Trump tweet like yeah yeah well he's very Trumpy if you read his emails really because people like he's very smart the new emails and they're like this guy's a bozo like he talks like that's true that's true and then uh not worth it is like I find it's like that's awful it's like we'll be worst if he said worth it oh yeah worth it is worse what's gonna come out first the Epstein files fully you know public or Bobby Lee special both on Hulu but uh yeah he uh every I just feel like they just are giving us like peace by peace yeah that's a slow news they give him another kernel from the exactly let's just not think about the war don't think about the war or the gas prices here you go yeah it's funny the war I think started to get get us off the Epstein and now you do Epstein you get off the war so it's back and forth it's back and forth it's all chess game bullshit damn you got any wrecks oh let's see uh oh watch something recently that was good oh I watched the martin short doc oh I don't even know there was a dog oh yeah it's called life is short it is heart warming my god some amazing but he's one of these guys back in the day in the 90s who just walk around with the camcorder life is short I thought that was the verenchoir doc all right that's the Kevin Hart rose yeah but it's fascinating because he came up with all these great John Candy catheter hara you gene levy and him were roommates um Dan acroix all these guys all these Canada guys and they all did second city together and he has footage of all that shit coming up and now they all hang out every holiday so he's at his house and the doorbell rings at LA and it's like catheter hara david tom is Tom hangs walks in it's insane Steve martin walks in it's crazy footage hangs with the seller the other night no way he actually was a cafe why he all these all these famous people were the seller one night it was like Olivia Rodrigo and all these people whoa yeah and then uh they're like oh that's Tom hangs so like oh shit you saw him for like a second then I guess they went to the cafe why that's crazy life wow that's pretty cool cafe wow I know I don't know the seller I don't know they're doing that's cool so the doc is it wasn't on apple uh Netflix feel like all these are on apple usually yeah all right cool well this is not a um apatow joint so it got on Netflix short yeah the doc is short as well exactly yeah all right that sounds good really cool he's just so talented like he's one of these guys who what the hell you pulling up how are you going to go yeah she used to be 14 what are you doing he had he's such an interesting guy because he has zero uh what's the word uh self where you where you second guess yourself no doubt no self doubt no self doubt so he just does shit and he's just does he's crazy big movements and finds it on stage I would say you were the same way I thought it on the biggest twern comic in American mark oh neighbor got yeah well you know her funny story gillus was telling me he he did a movie you did that mad movie and uh Christian bail is in it as one of those announcers for someone in it yeah American guy does the American accent so Shane said he just does the accent all the time he's trying to stay in character yeah huge comedy fan and he's talking to gillus and he goes oh my god you're not gonna believe who I saw in the airport the other day and Shane's like I don't know who and he goes dusty slay but Shane's like you like dusty slays like I'm a huge comedy fan I couldn't believe I saw him I was too scared to approach you whoa you're like dusty slay I mean like dusty is a funny guy a cool guy but the idea of Christian bail being nervous around dusty slays hilarious I'm always I've such low self as theme I'm always blown away when like a big great actor likes comedy I know yes anyone yeah I'm anyone they like I know I know it's like cool like we have comedy nerds who will like buy our merch and you know the watch the show every week they buy boonega cat I'm always like thank god for you I know I love that it's fucking it's day no day Lewis is like Brendan Sagalow oh my god exactly it's great I mean uh yeah I heard about that movie Nicholas Cage is in it Edelman's in it Julian Edelman's in oh nice a lot of a lot of people maybe David O'Rossel hasn't made a movie in a while yeah he was great three kings fucking ruled killeth disaster oh yeah Ben Stiller also uh he did a weird fighter oh yeah yeah it's overlining his playbook he made some great flicks didn't he do want with Lily Tomlin it was like a I look how could be that was it that was it yeah she fucking lost it on him remember that I thought he lost it on her he lost it on her but then she lost it on him well pull that up man he's a good director yeah he doesn't get talked about a lot I think he might be I might he might have some anger problems yeah I think you're right that well it's not a Christian bail lost it too remember that he had a crazy snap on set and it was very I was due to go method like that or so in it the other yeah they might they're yeah they're probably an inch away from this okay you were looking at your plate the fake update on the racer the swordsman down he was holding down for a second yeah yeah yeah and take your legs off yeah I think it was in a car with okay like I say let's just take it one fucking line at a time instead of changing everything is we it's very difficult to even create what you're going to do when it's constant the barrage of changes changes you know they do it a different way do it a different way don't get me started now school yeah okay so I'm just saying let's just you know it's impossible one actor's doing one thing another actor's doing another and another I'm not I'm not as I'm not as brilliant as you I can't keep up with you will be very efficient great actors too yeah let's be heard you're being impatient let's be heard I couldn't understand you know this is not the first time I thought he was yeah I remember him yelling there was there was one in the car I remember they were in front of the door close up the distance screaming like graver I can't wait to see you guys on set this is something would that be funny for one of us was just a lunatic yeah like we're totally chillin that I know what marks like you're fucking up the movie I said oatmeal oh wow that's crazy pull up the crystal bill when if you think that one was very eloquent he's still he's still a British guy at the end of the day I I didn't really tell him once and I will say she I brought this up I was like just curious and she was like it's just she gets tense sometimes yeah she's great she was like you know so she seemed to brush it off how long another dinner was she like Sam on lesbian immediately prior was in love with her you know that no yeah oh shit totally in love and he liked the hockey man she was very pretty back then that's true and that's true and stuff yeah grace like laugh in ever see shortcuts now all you have man I fucking walk around and rip down no shut the fuck up Bruce do I want no no don't shut me up am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene then why the fuck are you walking right through uh that I that I like this in the background what the fuck is it with you and Conor Gregor he broke his accent yeah what don't you fucking understand what movie is this the Terminator one I believe it's hilarious to have a full on meltdown on a bad movie yeah true like Rob Schneider's like will you fuckers get it together this is too big a low two this is actually right you know it's funny my wife gets turned on by this shit she thinks a guy screaming like that is hot that's a problem oh well she's like he's passionate that means he's probably gonna be passionate and bad he's you know disciplinary women like I think decisive yes and a knife in the kitchen it was prescription bail was preparing for this movie and no there there was I think there's a type of woman who's into that oh yeah oh yeah because you know he's he's handling business you know he's tough He's taking charge, but there's a fine line between like I'm in command I'm in control and I'm a complete lunatic Well, that's women and I don't know what this is. I mean maybe maybe he's in the right here I don't know this situation. Yeah, but women like a fine line. They don't want to get assaulted But they do want to get choked. I mean there's a real I mean you want a guy who's able to protect you Which means he's got to be a little tough right? You want a guy who can? But he's too tough. He might kill you Yeah, can beat you up, but won't exactly Sometimes it's good to remind him every once in a while. You know I could beat you up. Yes, yes, but I won't Exactly, but I could I won't do it though. Yeah, I can and she's like good, but I won't she's like great. Okay, but I'm thinking about it right now Not only because you brought it up. Yeah, and I'm hard I do like a solo app We get a lot of a weird out Yeah, David Cross would not find this one That was fucking weird. I did not know that was a whole thing. Oh, yeah, that is crazy I did the rounds on the internet. I mean clearly there's a fucking narrator There's a fart breakdown. David Atmero kicked in. Yeah, that is crazy. Are you guys seeing each other since? Yeah, he's you know farting of the bridge. Yeah, he totally for you know, I think he's forgotten about it, but Still, I'll never forget that would be weird if you were still pissed. I know She's looking at you like You know, we should do we should both like stock up on beer cheese and cabbage having back in here. I'm just Hotbox to shut out you guys are farting. We're fart. Let's get some like really oily Chinese food. Yeah, and just let it rip. Oh, yeah We're drinking prune juice. Yeah, we'll lock the door and just fart it up. He's like, why are we drinking prune margaritas? That would be a good time. Welcome to the gas chamber. We love you, Carlos. We got to get Odin Kirk on here He was at the Netflix party. I know. Yeah, he was he's pretty cool. A shining light off in the distance I was too scared to approach amazing career like oh, yes, an L writer stand up Mr. Show Yeah, then all these great fucking action hero. I know. I know the most like if you told me He's gonna be an action hero in a movie like what we do have a weird kink in America Old dudes being action heroes Liam Neeson. We don't want it. We don't want to confront death. That's mortality That's what it is. It's it's like a woman getting plastic surgery. But I got to stay hot. Yeah, that's that's a dude woman plastic surgery Completely totally Tiano if you get traffic. I could save you. Guess what? If it happens in real life. I can't now I can't even save you from the guy with the knife in the kitchen. It's traffic. You can't even drive I mean that have you ever seen the equalizer with Denzel? Yeah, where's literally a girl getting traffic? Then he walks in and he's just like here's $9,500 for a freedom, which I'm like all right home depot salary What are we doing here? I know and then they It's a code of fanning No, it's another girl. I forgot about that. Yeah, but that's not fire, but then of course they're like, you know Man of fire was Jay Leno That's an old rip but then he But then said he's like I just piece the shit out of like nine armed russians. He's on arm to like Denzel 70 dude. Come on. I know. I know. I mean, it's it's enjoyable It's a lot of close-ups because you know he can't move Yeah, well how old is Kiano? I mean John wicks on number four already and he moved pretty well He did he did especially in the first one. Yeah, but it's just weird. We wait till men are after 55 to start kicking ass Does Kiano have the best action movie catalog of anyone? He might have the best action movie You think we're point breaks three Matrix speed speed point break. Yeah. No, you got it. He's might of the best action movie Rambo five Rambo Five Rockies. Yeah, but Rocky's on action movie All these sports movie, but what about the dependables and what's it called? Expendables a couple of those they're wearing dependable depends Kiano's pretty all time the output will Smith up there as well. Actually. Oh to that Well, he's got a he didn't hit Chris rock. That was an action No, what is there? I mean, this is like on I think that's untouchable. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right For John wicks and they're all pretty fucking good for John wicks and three matrix already. All right. He's crazy He's throwing point break speed and uh, I think ballerino was oh, that's John wick. Okay. Yeah It's gonna say I think that's action Speed is so good. I love speed pop quiz. That's not a theater You saw that I was 11. Yeah, it was amazing. Oh, that must have been insane. It was insane What a dumb concept and they fucking pulled it off. I know. I know. Well Dennis Hopper is always good A good villain is just everything. Yeah, and Bullock was cute as hell Yeah, they had the guy from Ferris Bueller in it randomly. Yeah And then I mean point break fucking rules. Yeah, it's one of the best. It's just such a fucking Fun movie. It's so cheesy, but in a good way. It's aware. It knows it's cheesy. Yeah, it's fucking great Like a small bar and Brooklyn did point break night where they would have all the actors guys coming and rob the fucking bar And they would pull someone out of the audience every night to play pianos part And it was perfect because they weren't actors and piano such like a stiff I'm an FBI agent Yeah, that's so stiff that just anybody can play the role. Ha ha. Well, this made the great point that He has to become a surfer in the movie, but he's the only one who sounds like a surfer It's all these other guys are like, hey, what's up? I'm flea and he's like, what's up, man He's the cop, but he sounds like the valley guy He's so good. Is he from Millie? He must be. I don't know. I know he's have a Filipino Yeah, it really is but he's still it whatever piano is it don't crack. I know. He looks amazing Yeah, where's he from Bay root we were way off Holy shit. Oh, he's Canadian Huh a lot of good exports, man. I know comedy is unbelievable. It's I mean you just mention all those sc tv people then fucking Jim Carrey dude norm Yeah, norm except Rogan's Michael Sarah Martin short did Lauren Michaels Yeah, norm Dan Acroid Drick Moranis Mike Myers damn his dad's Hawaiian. There you go Chinese English and Portuguese descent I don't like when they add too many just give me the two pair what are the parents, you know I have to call you Yes, I need a slur. Let's do anybody mix that's why everyone loves him. He's every group master. Oh, you're right He is when you're that ethnically ambiguous everyone kind of claims you And he rides motorcycles. He's in a band. I mean, he's a coolest guy motorcycle thing kind of worries me I think at a certain age you got to give that shit up. I think he did have an accident really that's what I mean You got to fucking I knew a guy who just fell off one of the things. He's a limp now permanently. Whoa Yeah, dude having a Dean Del Rey as well. He's a limp. Yeah, well, I fucked him up. He was in the hospital for like a week damn I mean, that's what I mean you get you through certain age Yeah, and it's gonna happen He made a laws and shit for this it was like a Connecticut law where you have they made it all you have to wear a helmet because it was like a scraping fucking people off the highway It's like you're not gonna wear a fucking helmet on a motorcycle on the highway. I know that's crazy. I think you should wear a helmet with a bike Probably yeah, people fucking we know a guy died that way. Yeah, this guy won't touch a helmet You won't wear a helmet on the bike. I see you always on the bike with that helmet. You should rock one. I hate to sound like an old You're a dad. I'm gonna know old annoying Jew. Yeah, protect now. I shouldn't wear a fucking helmet It's hard to get one around that dome. No, look at that thing You can do it with a dome. That's spaghetti strainer or something That's spaghetti strainer with a little string. Yeah He falls it just makes it worse. Oh, fuck. Oh god. The blood's going on. It's squirting in Uh, good uh good times. I think it happened at the fest that I really like. Please We interviewed Kevin Neal and he sat on his balls. Oh, you're obsessed with the ball sit. I don't remember that. Yeah, he just went And then he wants to put it on a lose Kevin Neal sits on his balls. It's like 12 million. It's like the Simpsons kick in the groin. Yeah, you're home or kick in the groin And that ball man fall that up if you can because it goes and that and that beat out Oh no homie wanted that to beat out like the moving documentary wasn't it? It was like some art Barney as like an alcoholic and a home was like I got a vote for I got a hope for man. It's It over give that man a $10,000. This isn't America's funniest home videos That's it. It lives the morning. Yeah, art house flick. That is so good. Yeah, the Simpsons unrivaled For that run nothing's touching it. No, and it's still all prime Simpsons and prime Sign Slaughter like fucking Unbeatable. That is unbeatable, dude. Can't beat it. Yes, uh, Liz said Matt groaning or graining Nobody knows. Was that a show? That's crazy. It's groaning. I think I mean what a legend that guy is yeah, and no one knows what he looks like so he can just go anywhere That is all time how much money must he have a lot? You know over 500 million pulling up. Yeah, I would think so. Although this shit's never accurate I think he would Yeah, what do they've been on 40 seasons? Too many seasons, you got to wrap it up. Yeah, but if they don't age, fuck it. It's like comfort food. I just see it on. I just leave it on. I don't even listen to it. You don't watch the new ones. No, no, no. But the old ones, six hundred. Six hundred or close. They're just the merchandise alone. And Futurama. You made a second-hit show. Oh, yeah. And this Futurama is great. It's good. Yeah, there's movies now. I mean, it's a-- This is like-- Oh, Jerry Mine. Jerry probably has over 600 million. Oh, yeah, he said he's close to a bill. Wow. Yeah, I said that I'm so bitter for you, not to me. I'm not-- Bill, nice. Yeah. That's got to be fun. Pull up Jerry, Zing and the guy at the diner on the bike. If you can find it, this might be hard to find. What is this? So this guy, like a TMZ type guy, is filming Jerry ride a bike and Jerry parks the bike and goes into a restaurant to meet Larry David or something. And the guy Zing's Jerry. And it's like a weak bad Zing. And Jerry goes, that was it, huh? That was all he had. You saw me, you had time to prepare. You're never going to see me again. You're nobody. I'm huge. Here we go. It's like the guy in the action movie where they take their best shot. Yes. And then Steven's the call. Just goes, shoot. Yes. And then what it's such a better move than to read to Zing and back. He just insulted the Zing. That's all you got. Let's see it. Is this it? 20 seconds here. There we go. God, TMZ is so douchey. I know. Oh, this where you had breakfast with him. Oh yeah, this is the one on 57. Are you doing, man? Brooklyn Diner. How's everything been? It's big and healthy. Are you good? Sure. Yeah. Join Eric City, man. Why are you riding a bike, man? You just don't need a bike. You've got to come up with something, too. And why I was thinking, guy, you got it. That's all I got. Let me ask you, what's the worst crowd, the worst performance you're done? Where was it? Like how to go down? I'm sorry, one more time. The worst place, like you bomb. I'm sure commerce go through all the time. Another very weak, weak question. You need something. Then what would you want me to try to get this on TMZ? Yeah, I am TMZ, yeah. Well, you've got to have something. I've seen that show. You've got people that get stuff on that show. They ask provocative, interesting questions. I mean, you are an interviewer now. That is true, correct. I don't want to ask any comedian about bombing. That's like, you know, you asked some kid that is just starting in the business. Yeah. I'm an old pro. I'm doing it 35 years. Yeah. It's like asking the cam driver about making a wrong turn. It's like, ooh, he's schooling together. That's true. I get to be Jerry. And he just jujitsued and flipped the whole thing. And now Jerry's like-- But he gave him his moment. He tried. Well, I mean, he gave him a clip, clearly. But also, it's so funny that he's like, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. That's the saddest part of this is that he's getting just fucking karate chops. Yeah. And I mean, oof. I know it says, look at that. Jerry took him to school, literally. Wow. He's like, you're a bad interviewer. Here's why your question's bad. Yes, yes. It's framed poorly. Everything's bad about this. Yeah, and he's given him the time of day, too. And he's the guy's still blue. You're ambushing a legend with, why do you ride a bike? You don't need to ride a bike. I don't know. Some people fucking, it's like asking why you're on the subway. It's a fucking easy way to travel. Right, right. Maybe he likes riding a bike. Yeah. Who gives a shit? I just love that. You never see-- You want to take a fucking private jet to the diner? What do you want to expect then? But if I were Jerry, I'd be like, what can I say back? What's a good line? But this was a way better move was to take him down, to undress the guy. What did Jerry say to you after I said, this is Monique? Not funny. Oh, that's not funny. We all laughed, though. It was-- I hired that guy. Now, well, this is worse, because he fucking likes Mark. Well, hopefully. But he gave me the point, too, because that's not funny. [LAUGHTER] And I went, woo! Like, he flayed it. No, no, wait, what can you do? He gets on the private jet. He sees the pilot, he goes, oh, Salma! [LAUGHTER] Not funny. He's like, get off the jet. Get out. And the pilot is in the audience. Yeah. Well, you've ever seen that curb episode where he goes, hey, wife's got nice tits. And he goes, why the fuck would you talk about my wife, too? He can't say that. And he goes, that took her risk. That's my whole comedy mantra. Who said that? Jerry Allary. He says it when Jerry's like-- Well, yeah, he's talking to some guy. And he goes, boy, wife's got great tits. And the guy flips. He's like, you can't talk about wife's. Like, why would you say that? He goes, that took her risk. That's my whole-- You're going to be on the jet with him. You're going to say the wrong thing. He and his wife are going to parachute out like a point break. I'm so cold. I'm so cold, Johnny. That's because you're dying, man. You're losing blood and you're going to die. And he's like, he's like, quite used to be so direct. Yeah, that's a little literal. You're losing blood, man. Oh, yeah, see? I took her risk. When I saw that, I jerked off. I laughed. I laughed at both. Yeah, I laughed at how inappropriate you were and I laughed at Jerry called it out. I thought it was fucking funny. I thought, yeah, I'm trying to take a risk here. We're going for it. We're all comedians. It's a private setting. I took her risk. I mean, one of my favorite curb moments is when Larry is playing cards and the guy folds on a great hand in there. And Larry goes, you fucking cunt. Oh, you cunt. And he just waltled up and everyone shuts down around him and go, that's a very misogynistic term. Like all these like proper people were like, excuse me. Yeah. And he said, but it was a county thing. He can't let it go. That is like, that is prime Larry David. That is like, at his peak. Totally. And the guy was a little effeminate too. And he was like, he was like triggered and taken it back. And they had to like hold him and console him. That was so good. Being held after being called a cunt is the cuntiest thing ever. Like it just, it solidifies that you're a cunt. So that's, that whole scene had me dying. Dying. Going to going to an adult man a cunt. Yeah. And not letting it go. And then later, if you know the episode, they're like, the wife's like, we can't have Larry over anymore. I think he's inappropriate. I think he's over the line. And it shows him and Cheryl and the car together. And they're jokingly. She's like, you can't say that. And he's like, don't tell me what to say. And he like fake hits her. And they think it's real because it's so good. Oh, man, such a good episode. Wait, is this it? I don't know about this. Nothing happened with the dog. Why don't you say something happened? But it says I took a risk right there. I know it's one second. Oh, fuck. I think it is. Oh, it's a gift. Yeah. Uh-oh. This could be a virus of some kind. That's on Peter's. Nope. Nothing. All right. Well, maybe YouTube? I mean, it's that we described it. That took a really, a curb has some fucking moments. And I'll never come back, I guess. I guess it's done. They went out. It's such a, it's such a classic. Oh, yeah. Are you curb or sign full gunned ahead? Damn. That's tough. Oh, geez. They're both so good. I mean, and curb has that sign filled season, which is so good. One of the best seasons. The eye toilet. Yeah. I'd probably go sign filled because it's a more well-rounded show. Yeah. And curb can get a little off the rail sometimes, because it's unscripted. But curbs got the edge. Also, I haven't seen it as much. Larry is like my hero. Felix sign felt like a great lead off hitter that just always gets on base. Yeah. And then curb is like a home run hitter where it doesn't always work. But when it works, it's like it's fucking 450 feet. Exactly. It's killer. Great enough. Like sign filled is so consistent. It's so like, you know, I can put on any episode. I'm just like, oh my god, everyone's home. And it wouldn't really find it's footing too. And like season two, three, where you're like, oh my god. This shows you to get that moment to cook and figure it out. But when it really is cooking, and then it ties up at the end, it's a beautiful thing. It's perfect. And every character is perfect. And there weren't female characters who were that funny back then. They didn't let women be funny. Yeah, Elaine is unreal. They were a couple shows, but like very few were a woman as funny as a man. Yeah. And Elaine's hilarious. And it's like a goalpost. We always say the goalposts moved. There's a scene where a guy whips it out on a lane. I know. And it's a joke. She's like, he took it out. And it's a big laugh. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. He's a sexual predator that guy. I know. And we're laughing. And we're laughing. There's a mouth rape joke. Sorry. Same joke. Same joke. So what happened? Because he gets knocked out in the dentist's office. And then he's like, I don't know. But I was spitting a wrench like there was no tomorrow being like, he put his dick in my mouth. Yes. Which is insane. So Brian Cranston was in this building. And we couldn't get him on the pod. We couldn't. And I got a second to photograph him. What? I had just a few friends. Let's see it. Your TMZ. Let me tell the story first. I can't find it. In addition, you've ever had, Brian. Yeah. Biggest bomb. Never bomb. So I was like, I gotta tell you, I'm a big, sign-felled guy. And for when you were studying your character. Want me? Yeah. Do you think that in the background when you're studying for your character, do you think you sexually assaulted Jerry? You said that? I said that. Whoa. Well, you're that fucking nerd. You're that comic con guy. Was it real? [LAUGHTER] But no actors do background in their mind. Totally. The actors acted. Yes. So he gave me a dead stare like-- Oh, wow. Fucking asked this. And then he said, I like to think that under the ether, he gave consent. Damn. That's weird. That's a stretch. That's weird. What do you call it? Refactured history? Yeah. Or reinventing history. There's a word for it. Revisionist revisionist that's revisionist. I think he's joking. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I don't think he's ever been asked a question that crazy That's he that is I mean the episode I think he converted to Judaism just for the jokes. Oh, amazing A sticker fluoride. Yeah, it's fucking classic. Are you offended as a Jewish person? No, I'm offended a comedian. It's so classic So that's like that great shapel bit remember that that's a great photo But when shapel to the Michael Richards bit. Yes, and he said that and words having a bad set. Yeah That was brilliant. That's what I knew I was 10% black and 90% comedian. That's a brilliant joke incredible That's a great pick of Peter's dude. Oh, yeah, look at that green suit. Yeah, what were you doing that? Jolly green giant Cranson was coming in he dressed up. Is that velvet? Yeah, oh the suit. It looks like maybe not wow That's a cool pick. Branson's a great actor. How do you approach him when he when he's there? Can I just get him in it to do a portrait? That's cool. And he was and then asked him the most awkward question ever That's his that's literally his reaction to your question So they came in to do this pods for what was it called? That's pod cold? Oh All right Yes, no, maybe which is about Malcolm in the middle and he does and they can get him and we can't as we're trying to say well Apparently his PR people do not like us or me just me you guys are fine. We know why I need to break it up so Mark farted on one of our guests. This is a continuing theme. That's not my gutted uber David cross and And the PR person lost their fucking mind and said never and the guestant the guestant loses I know But they're they think that we're crude What what happens Dave Frank goes coming on whoa, so that's weird so their client was Allison Brie so we can get we can get husband We can get Dave Frank, but we can't get Trying to send I didn't say who the person he farted on we got upset, but she didn't seem to be upset. I've seen the clip It's uh she she giggled she didn't giggle, but she Distribution right there She liked it. She liked it even worse. She used to be 14 Pull up the clip god, David. I think there was a smirk Well, she said something like I was gonna pretend like it didn't happen. Yeah, no, she wasn't she didn't seem pissed No, not at all. She's but the PR people I think we're in shock and they're probably used to fucking foul it They're used exactly they're used to like the most Getting away with Yeah, I just farted. No one caught it Yeah, you can get I thought she played it up perfectly. That's not so - but we look that was like Who was that 15 years ago? She's literally marks like she liked that she's in the elevator with the PR people never again How dare you Never forget. Yeah. Well, I doubt she's been farted on an interview. Yeah, and I would I would bet that yeah She's great love madman, dude so cool. When are we getting slattery and ham community? No dice I bet oh really well when slattery coming on stepping stone to ham when's when's Joan coming on when we get Christine I won't fart on her. Oh really wait. That's a lock That's gonna be tough - she's awesome. You gotta be on the best behavior there Sam. Yeah, dude. You're gonna be the eyes up here Sam's a tit man Jesus grace. I'm a full package man. All right. Are you am I a tit man? Oh, yeah, big time. You think so. I've known you What are you? I am I'm a full pack. I'm not like a tit guy, but I like this. I like ass like a leg I like my face is obviously most important And I for big really yeah, I'll do a butter really. Oh, yeah I don't mind the butter face almost hotter to me because it's like all body That makes sense. Yeah, but the body you can fix the face you can't fix. That's true. I guess you can now with I guess you can Surgery and stuff, but that's kind of weird to kind of more appreciative. You're looking you're looking at the face more I guess they're not doggy I guess in my word scenario we're not going out of date Where do you go? I know we walked him dude all this part talk is offended our fucking producer Matt Peters God, she's beautiful. She is an attractive woman and she's so cool on madman. I know I mean, that's like that is like the tough character Like I love her arc and I love that she's like it's a part of the company and I love that she's you know Been through the ringer totally. She's just like I mean one of the one of the coolest character Then every character on that show is great. That shows a fucking masterpiece. It really is. What was it? AMC yeah, yeah breaking bad. What a run catching shit today for not having black people on the show It's 1962 in the wood black people. They were like in the elevator and stuff. Yeah, it wasn't enough obviously But it was yeah, I mean look period pieces. You know, yeah, I mean what about Asians? What about Liz Tino's like they're like Well, it's New York in the 60s. They're black and Hispanic people everywhere. There was some black characters in the show But yeah, there weren't a lot for sure Yeah, there was a one where Peggy slept at the black lady's house and then she stared at her purse. Remember that? Yeah, so that wasn't it not a great look, but again, it's the 60 and there's an episode where Roger did blackface I don't know what they're talking about good point good point and they got robbed by a black guy on the sidewalk at one point on a date So I'm taking representation now. It's a great Safety for the next Kevin Hart roast, but No, it's it's dude. It's a perfect show. It's incredible. Oh, incredible. Yeah, I mean it made ham Yeah, put them on the map for sure. It's fucking great. Should we should we plug some? Yeah, it's a date's going Oh, you had a weird face. Oh, okay. Yes, that's just your face There we go. I got the turning stone casino in a Verona on June 6th and then yeah, I got a big little I'm gonna add some stuff soon But hopefully we're filming a movie in July. Hopefully we're working on it. I got August 30th, Lisbon Then Athens, Greece, Budapest, Zagreb and Croatia, Vienna, Warsaw. I think we're gonna add a second and Warsaw. I'm pretty pumped for that Helsinki Stockholm and Copenhagen and then you know had some stuff. I'm building up I'm building up in the in the city at Comedy Seller and other clubs and I'm bouncing around Did your show last night? They were kind of tough last night. They were the everybody had us. Do we all struggle? I got off state or I vacuum got off stage and I go, how you doing man? He goes better before that set Yeah, they were so yeah, and then I went up and I was like, oh you ain't lying. Yeah, what was it? I usually get a nice pop of your show and I got no pop No pop. They were a lot of foreigners and I think it was hot as shit in the room. The room is too hot That's I feel like that's been a problem there. It is. It's a weird show It's like literally my I feel like so comfortable in your show and I left like who I I don't have as much as I thought no We all but I wouldn't judge them by that. They were tough All right Well, it's just come out. Jesus. Oh Sunday. Okay. I'll be in Philly. I think it's all sold out I do well and Philly and then we got a oh helium. Yeah class at the clubs win Creek events center in Bethlehem PA Oh, that's a november. It's a great one. Oh, is it spoke and comedy club? We added a 4 p.m. It's not selling the walkie improv Irvine improv back to LA bringing the bringing the boy in LA whoa Yeah, Mark Ridley's comedy castle and outside of Detroit Royal Oak and then hilarious and Cleveland all great rooms Great club Emerald City and Seattle never been excited hold on David Cross You said the end word comes comedy club at us SF Houston improv. That's a big room. Love love Texas. They needs a Nashville Here we go Pittsburgh improv. Oh, classics. 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