Manic Edging

-You two are bad friends. -You are these two idiots. -Whoo. -My dude, an Asian dude. -You two are disgusting. -Whoo. -I'll be you two or something. -The bad friends. -Yesterday, I saw it. -Do do do do. Honestly. Everyone's in it. Juno, Private Ryan, Twilight. Everyone's in it, dude. Catwoman. You from the neck down, isn't it? Carlos, what's that joke? -Sciclops. That was your body. -Oh, okay. Oh, he's like ripped and tall. -Yeah, it's just like famished. And there's an island full of Andres in the movie. -The siren? -Yes. -Ole. -Ole, ole, ole to you. We don't care. England's out. The same eyes, right? You don't like football. And, you know, that's it, dude. -All right, I love Spanish people, by the way. -I really do, but I just didn't like, it's always, it's always spanned, it's spanned. It's always the same. -Dermany, you know, and you saw that I have a new car. -You want me to talk now? -That was the model. -I was like, I let you rock. You came in, you punched some of the boxes in the back, and I said, I gotta let him go for a little while. I'm gonna interrupt. -Yeah, but you didn't. And you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and a compadre. -Okay, and that's big. -Bulls, dude. -You're both, dude. -And you know what? -Yeah, and a sidekick, compatriot. -It's a companion compadre and a compatriot. I'm a compatriot. -You are. -You're dressed as a flamingo or whatever. Whatever that dress is, and you came in with an air Andreas like, we won, and it's like, I get it, okay? He texted us the moment. This episode's gonna be way out after it's over, but today we just saw the World Cup and majorly disappointed. -Majorly disappointed. -Yeah. -I think the whole car-- -Dude, dude, dude, dude. -Did you see it? -The World Cup? -The Odyssey. -No. -Why? -Everyone was great. -I didn't have time to go see it. -No, but are you gonna watch it? -I don't-- I don't-- no, I actually know. -No, you have to watch it. -I won't. -Let me just say something. -I just don't-- -It's epic, cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like This is Lawrence of the Arabia. -Didn't see that either. -Or Braveheart. -It's right grand. I think he handled the mythological aspects of it in a very grounded way. -What's it about? -What's it about? -The Odyssey. -What is that? -The boat. -Well, there's-- Matt Dame-- well, there is a boat in it. -Yeah, that's the boat. -Right. -There's a cave about buildings. -I like boats and buildings. -I know you too. I know you too. -Let me pick this to you. -Caves none of that. -No, no, no, no, caves. -It's me out. -They're trails. -Love trails. -Okay, there's beaches. -I can do without beaches. I'm not a sand guy. -Yeah. -There's uh, whirlpools. -Lulliple. -Lulliple. -Soon. -You know that. -You love it, dude. -Always have. -I need to. -Wait a minute. So the movie is about what again? I am dumb. I don't know. What is the movie about? -It's about Odysseus after the Trojan War. He's coming home. -Yes. I would love to see it. What country does it take place in? -Grease. -Does anybody in the movie speak Greek? -No, they all have Boston accents. -Interesting. Why? My first hiccup when I saw the trailer. Why is no one-- -Why is this in English? -I think after five minutes you get kind of used to the dialect and stuff like that. -And you know what? We get used to stuff that's wrong all the time. Look at the way that this city is being run. You're just used to it. -Gas not out. -You're just used to the bassway. -The bassway. -You're used to the bassway. -Yeah. -Bad bassway. -We need a damn mom Donnie. -No. -Oh, we don't. Anyway, I would recommend the movie highly. -Here's why I can't see it. -Yeah. -Why? -It's three and a half hours. -It's three. -I don't have three hours to spare. -Let me see the review from you're in it. You know, sirens. You know what I mean? Come on. -Tangado 10. -Love it. -Tangado 10. -Tangado 10. -Yeah. How about you, Carlo? -9 out of 10. -Mm. -How about you, McCone? -9 and a half out of 10. -Are you being real? -I haven't seen it yet. -Oh my god. -God damn it! You fucking bastard! Why have you seen it? -It's hard to get tickets. I got my ticket, and it's like a month from now. -Take your Adderall, dude. -You gonna. -Sorry. -Did you take it? -No. -You need it. -I don't have Adderall. -We got to get you Adderall. -I'm on Lexipro. -Oh, and you're cruising right now. -No, last night I took it. Every night I take it. -You, honestly, your energy is phenomenal. -It's too much. -No, I love it. -I'm sorry. -No. -Look, no. -Tune it up. -You get me hard. -I'd like to say gracias to Spain because it won me money. -Yes. -Congratulations. -Whatever. I was so excited. -I was so excited. -Anyway. -Thank you, Espanya. -Yes. -I got in the car accident. -I pulled into the lot. He jumped out of a Nissan Altima and I go, "What is that? What's going on?" He goes, "Don't ask about it." And I said, "Come on. Are you okay?" He goes, "Bad." It's real bad. -The engine of my blue car was dragging on the road. The actual engine. -That's impossible. -It is not impossible. Not the way I drive it. -What did you do? -I did a U-turn and I hit a curb super hard. And then the engine started dragging and makes sparks. I like to make sparks. -Your sparks fly kind of. -Yes. And then I was driving to therapy. So I did therapy. And then afterwards I looked down there and the engine was on the ground. -Oh, my God. -So I had to take an Uber home. No, I went to a good Uber to enterprise, got the car, and then just called my guy and goes, "Hey, here's the address. Tell my car." -Cut to the boardroom and Hyundai being like, "I don't think we can give him cars anymore." -Actually, I paid for it. -Why? -I just ended up paying for it. -You paid for the car? -Yeah. -Oh, my God. So you just told the car and then that's it. -I have two cars. I have an Audi. -Yeah, but that's gone. -It's coming tomorrow. You got three cars now. -Okay. -Yes, sir. -Crazy. -It's not crazy. -It's America. -It is America. -Yeah. -And it's the American way. -It's soundtrack was great in the Odyssey, too. -You called me that night. I called you. I go, "Was it good?" -You called me during the whirlpool scene and I left the theater to take your call because something was wrong because I missed it. -Why don't you just text and go-- -Why do you keep bringing it to Travis Scott? -Because he did the soundtrack with two other white guys. -He did the soundtrack. -He was great in this. -Yeah. -There is not a performance in this where I was like, "You know, people had problems with the casting. What was the problem that they were all-- -And any famous people. -American? -No. -No. Like, Helen of Troy was Lupita. -Lupita Nihongo. -Yeah. -Fanomenal. -She's beautiful. -Give me the cast. Give me the cast. -Let me get me right now. -Yeah. -I'll tell you that. -You got it all. -Don't look at the-- -I got right here. -I am DB. Let's go. -Private. -You know, people don't see it. -Private Ryan, I said. -Private Ryan. -Yeah. -Saving? -No. -Not saving. -We were saved in the movie. His name was Private. He wasn't saving Private Ryan. -No, don't look. Just look. Don't turn it off. -No, I want to see while you name it. -No, no. -You don't look. -Matt Damon, Lupita, Billy Elliot, no Elliot Page, Charlize Theron, Travis Scott. -Yeah. -Good. -Okay. We also have Anne Hathaway. -Yeah. -We have Robert Pattison. -Cali. -What? -What was the bomb, Holland? -What was the budget? -Tom Holland. -Zendaya. -Zendaya. -Zendaya. -Zendaya. Who else is it? -You almost have -- -Oh, John Barenthal. -John Barenthal? -Yeah. -The Witch. -Another -- -Oh, yeah, yeah. Samantha Morton. -Another John was in there. -Yeah. -Famous John. John. Comedian. Stand up. Famous. -No. -Yeah. -John who? -John Liguzamo. -Oh, yeah, yeah. Blind Max Porter. He played a blind, blind Puerto Rican. -Hamesh Patel. Mia Goth. Ryan Hurst. John Liguzamo. Benny Safty, you missed. -No, Benny Safty, yeah. I mean, there's a lot. -Keep going down. -Mia Goth. I said that, or you said that. -So everybody's in here. -Everyone's in it. -Couldn't find a role for us, eh? -There's no Asians in it, really. There's one Asian guy, Will Young Lee. -Very white wash. -Will Yun Lee. -Yeah. But he's Korean, I think. But he was so stand out. Like, I was like -- -Let's try to cut Chinese. -There's one Chinese guy. -In the boat. -Yeah. -Wow. -Yeah, there he is. -So this is about Greek mythology. -Yeah. -And not one person. Everyone spoke in English. -Yeah. -Okay. -What's the problem? -Huge problem. -No. Dude, you're just being argumentative. What I'm telling you. -You're okay. -Now you get it. -No. -Now you get it. -Now you -- -Now fuck you, dude. -No, you don't. Now you get it. Now you don't. -When's it last, um, um, um, Chris Nolan film you saw? I was like, oh, that was bad. -No, I didn't say it was bad. I didn't see anything that was bad. I just don't want to see it. want to see it. They don't need my money, they made enough. There was a guy I sent a video to McConnell and Carlos. A guy went to go see it 11 times in a row, 11 times. I'm going to watch it again in the theater. This is him. Play this. This is hilarious. 7 a.m. City Walk. 11 a.m. also at City Walk. 3 p.m. City Walk. 7 p.m. City Walk. And then I will be going to Regal LA Live for 11 p.m. 3 a.m. And then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the Chinese theater, 7 a.m. and then 11 a.m. on Saturday. This is a little different perspective. You don't look at all the way they got put into this is why I didn't want to go. This guy turned me off immediately. Yeah, I get it. I texted Carlos and McConnell and I wrote literally McCone. I regret watching it. That's literally what's watching the video. I regret it. I don't think he represents the audience. I think you do. I think it's exactly exactly who's the audience. I think this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing the 70 millimeter hoodie and fucking and going 11 times. That's who goes. I know. Not me, Your Honor. I understand. Not I. Not I. They are playing it 24/7 at this. I know. Yeah. I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not. I cannot. It's too much. It's so good. It's so good. It's I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I cannot. What were you saw project Hail Mary? That movie was incredible. I know. So is this. Can't do it. See, that's your stubbornness. You're no longer a patriot. I'm a competitor. You're a competitor. You're a competitor. You're a competitor. I'm a competitor. No, no, no. You're no longer and I think we're more in line. You know, I'll tell you this guy. If it was all foreigners, I'd see it. Yeah. Give me some fucking Greek. How many people in the cast were Greek? Zero. Where's Stavros? The Cyclops. Where's Stavros? Our boy. He should have been in. He speaks Greek. Okay. Jesus's depiction. John Stamos. Right. It's always a white dude, right? No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Jesus's depiction is always a white dude. Not in my house. And we have black Jesus where I know what my mom is saying is that framed black Jesus. What he looks like in real life is Middle East. Yeah, he's Middle East. Yeah. We have black Jesus at my mom's. See that. That's see it right down there. Yeah. That's what normal. And that's what he probably that's one of the door guys from the comedy. I know, I know Ramsey. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Yeah. I agree. This is wrong. And this is basically what he's what he looks like. Yeah. So they say. I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern. So they say. So what says? Who's they? Exactly. Who is they? Yeah. Who's controlling the media? I won't go see it. I promise. You promise you won't see the honest promise. I won't see it. I promise. I hand it out. I cannot. I won't. I don't care. I want to care. I don't care. Christopher Nolan is the man. I just don't give. He is a man. But I don't care about the story. No, he's dumb. Yeah. He's him. It's your, you know what? It's your loss. Thank you. Like who cares if you're not going to see it? You do obviously. No, I don't care. I'm just saying you're mad. I'm not going to go see it. It's your loss. It's like when you don't want to watch a movie, that's really good. How is that bother anybody else? I'll tell you your loss, fuckface. I don't like to go see movies anymore. I don't belong. You saw obsession. You saw a project Hail Mary in the movie theater 50, 50, one and one of the two I liked. Yeah. You liked obsession, Dad. Not only did I like it. I loved it. I went and watched it again. Are you being real? I saw it again just to prove myself that I was incorrect. Are you incorrect? I was right. You were. No, I liked it. You liked it. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And then um. But this story doesn't intrigue me. Really? The original epic story doesn't intrigue you? It doesn't. Really? Can you even know? Tell me what it's about. Okay. Okay. Matt Damon and Nipita Lillongo, they meet up with Elliot Page. They're hanging out at a coffee shop. Did you see this movie? I feel like you felt the saw this movie. I know nothing about it. Yeah. I know nothing about the Odyssey. I never read it. I never read it. Did you read it? I never read it. It was a poem by the way. No, there was it turned into a book. It's an epic poem. It's a isn't it a book? It's an epic poem by Homer. And it's like um. And also it was told by general. It wasn't written. It was told. Right. Another reason I don't want to see it. Okay. Any way. It was told? Yeah. So who wrote it? It's oral tradition. Or oral tradition, dude. The thing I don't trust. Yeah, I probably change over to the generations, but maybe the changes were good, rewrites. No one rewrote it. No, I just think through time maybe it was rewritten. It is written. Yeah. So I want to say this, and I don't. I'm just throwing little nuggets out there just for the. If you're a grid, no good. They're little tiny nuggets. Yeah. So can I talk about. Could by the time this air has been out for a while, right? Yeah. Yeah. So he used what a 60-foot, 70-foot real puppet for Carlos. Really? Yeah, yeah. For Cyclops. Yeah. And then it ended up looking like that. Like go to the. Yeah. So that's what he used. And then he just edged it out with a little bit like, you know, CGI. Yeah, I don't want to see it. Okay. Why? I don't think I like it. That scene Carlos, you have to admit. So off. And Andreas, it was terrifying. So good. Because there's the first mythological thing that happens in the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying. How big he is. He's big. Fuck you dude. My chair broke. Just now? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Okay. Yeah, he's big. He's big, huh? Yeah. He's a big scary guy. Yeah, he's a big scary guy dude. But there's also a lot of empathy you feel toward him. Because he's just a dude that like, you know, makes cheese and like. It's just a shepherd. He's a shepherd, you know? And then these guys come in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of creature. What are you not in your head for, McCone? You haven't seen it. I know, but I've read the story. I watch the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. And this is a remake. There's been a lot of adaptations of the Odyssey. I don't do remakes. You're so stubborn. It's so dumb. I don't do remakes. Yeah, wait. Okay. Unless it's something it's your loss. I see, I see on TikTok a little bit. I'll refuse to see it because of the casting and this. It's like, well, then it's your loss. It's a great movie. I don't refuse because of the casting. I don't care. I just don't, I don't, you don't, you don't go with the hype. I just don't care about the hype of things. Right. That's why you went to the wedding. You know what? I went to the Odyssey. If Christopher Nolan invites me to go see it, I'll go see it with him. You know what? Hey, Chris, invite me to go see the movie with you. I'll come see it. Get me invited. Did you get invited? No. Oh, you went to the Odyssey. Yeah, and I went to the Odyssey. You know what? Yeah. I'll come see it. Get me invited. Did you get invited? No. No. Oh, you went uninvited. North Hollywood, North Hollywood, the Regal Theater at 3 p.m. I'm not that bad at it. I don't go uninvited. I must, I want to be invited. It's so gross that you seem to say that. Am I going to go? Am I going to watch this? You're going to watch it. No. 100% you are. I don't have time. Yeah, you do. Okay. What's the difference between a tour movie and a three hour movie? An hour. I, I, I, I understand that. Full hour. But in terms of like your, or I'm going to tell you the truth. Can I tell you the truth? I can't tell you the truth. And I could go home and watch 60 minutes. I love that show. Yeah, I'll tell you the truth. Today, Bobby Lee crashes third car. Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the engine falls out? Tonight on 60 minutes. The curb. I feel bad for the curb. Yeah, the curb. What happened to the fucking curb? Did you break it? Yeah, I break it. Did I? Yeah, I, um, I can't see it though. I'll be, I'll have to admit something. Ah, I'll watch it at home. No, it won't do a justice. I have a 4K TV. It's shot at night. No, no, no, no. It won't, right? It won't do a justice. Andreas back me up here. Yeah, also you didn't see it in high mikes, which is insane. Is that double fucking snob? I got the vibrating, the wind. Is the i-max with the glasses? No, no. What is that one? 3D figures. Oh, it's just a bigger part. Now, I went to go see minions on with the glasses. That was great. That I loved. Nolan did that one, I think, too. Minions of monsters? Yeah, minions and monsters, and I watched with glasses. And they have minions running through the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shot at the minions and monsters. One of the most successful franchises of all time, minions. Yeah, okay. You got it. You love it. I love it. All right, so. You make me so mad. So you're saying that this is a better-- Minions of monsters is better than-- Odyssey. Not even close. Not even close. That's insane. Call the Academy. Okay. And the only reason they won't nominate this movie is because it's too fun. Oh, it's too fun. It's too fun. The Odyssey is too dark. Too dark. They like dark. Oh, we're the Academy. We like dark. I like fun Academy. Okay, you like fun. So I have to admit though, the morning of I will woke up a little early. And I was kind of dreading it. - Yeah. - Because it's like, I had so much expectation. And after talking to you Thursday night, late at night I was like, there's no way Carlos knows about anything, you know? - Oh yeah, 'cause I said that you would never make it home in the Odyssey. - Yeah, you said that. You did say that, you would make it home either. - It's not a competition. - I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home either. I know where you would have died in the horse. - No, I would make it one island in the horse. - This is what the big horse. - It's fucking what do you mean the horse? - It's the horsey with wheels, right? - Yeah, it has no wheels in this. - It should drag it. - But it had wheels. The original story had wheels. - I like it better this way, they dragged it. - Trojan horse, this is what USC, this is what their mascot is based on. - Yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right? - This one, and there's a guy, I'm just gonna give it away. There's a bunch of dudes in there. (laughing) - I don't know how many. - Spoiler. - Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And Christopher Nolan's like, - So it's just like any bar in West Harlem. - Yeah, exactly, but. - They should make a gay bar in South America called The Trojan Horse, and it's a horse, you party and all night. - And you're packed in there. - Yeah, well, they're packed in there tight. - Yeah. - That's a fun idea. - Something enters every once in a while. - I love that. - Now was Helen, Helen, Helen of Troy was in this, Helen was there? - Yes. - Who played Helen? - That was Lupita Nihongo. - Who did I get, Nihongo? - And how was Helen? - She was beautiful. - Okay. - Yeah. - I mean, her performance, I'm saying. - She was beautiful, great. But in the, in the horse. - How was Matthew Damon? - Matthew Damon was amazing. - Incredible actor. - He's incredible. Can I talk about the horse? - I gotta see this movie. - There's like a bunch of dudes in the horse, and they've been there for days, and they're like shitting and pissing in this horse. Waiting to, you know, and then you could just see them like just sitting there for days. Some people drown in their own piss in it, and it's just an incredible thing. - Now it was the water from the beach, not their own pee. - That they drowned it. - There's not so much pee, you're like swimming in yellow pee. - Okay, they've been there for days though, no? - Yeah, but that's not it. - Did you hold in the pee? - That's not enough time. - It's a mixture, it's a mixture of pee, poo and ocean water. - You tell me they didn't put a hole at the bottom to pee out of? These guys were idiots. - No, I don't think there was a hole. - There was one hole. - You should have made a pee hole. - Yeah, I know, but the horse is dick. - Yeah, you could pee out of it. - Google it. - See if there was a pee, if they didn't really happen. - Yeah, it's not a real thing. - In the movie, in the movie, in the movie! - Hungry, you know what? - I love making a digital cookbook. - Here's what they do at Hungry Rook. They have digital cookbooks, and I'm telling you, you put all these ingredients together, you get all your grocery items together in a digital cookbook, and what it does, it shows you what your recipes are going to create to help you live a healthier, happier life. - Wow, I was only doing it mentally. - Mentally, you can't do it. You gotta get a digital cookbook. Right now, I got a Mediterranean diet. 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Nolan doesn't do that. - I know, but in my mind, I'm like-- - Lee does that, the director Lee. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Robert Young Lee. - Robert Young Lee? - Yeah, they'd be drowning in pee, come, and poo. - PCP? - Yeah. (laughing) - PCP, dude, you know what I mean? - In the poem, Homer completely skips over the gross realities to focus on the military tension of it. So if Homer made the film, I'd probably watch-- - I call him homey. - Homey, if homey made it. - Yeah, yeah. - Homey? - If he made it, I'd watch it. - Yeah. - Do I like Christopher Nolan? Yeah, flawless. - I just, the story doesn't interest me. - Okay. - Isn't that okay? - No, it's not, because you don't know the story. - I do. - What is it? I keep asking you, what is the story? You don't know. You're saying that-- - They hijacked two points-- - Matt Taylor and Luke Kedon. - And Luke Kedon. - How long are you having, and a campfire hanging out? - Is Zendaya and Tom Holland hanging out in the movie? - No, never. - Good. - That's a Spider-Man. - That's a Spider-Man, dude. (laughing) - Maybe I don't wanna see it 'cause it's too many famous people. - Yeah. - I like not so famous movie. That you know what? - What? - That's why Obsession was good. The fucking no one was famous. I believed those characters 'cause I didn't see, you go see Odyssey, and you just said it. You see fucking Billy Elliot or whatever. - Yeah. - You see Goodwill Hunting. You know, you see a music video girl. - Who's that? (laughing) - Who's the girls, Zendaya? She's a musician. - She is? - Doesn't she do music, too? She's a Disney girl, right? Yeah, they did songs. - Yeah. - And then you see Monster? - Monster who? - Charlize Theron. - Oh yeah, monsters in it. Yeah, monsters in it. - So you don't even get to see the characters. - I say Furiosa. Yeah, Furiosa. - The monster was better. - I, okay. But I'm just saying, you see all these movies. You don't see the people anymore. - She plays a sea-nymph. No, I gotta go. - Yeah, I love sea-nymphs. In fact, you know in the movie, I would have not left. - Oh yeah, that's where you would have stayed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he ends up 10 years of giving away spoilers, but-- - Eating the Lotus Land. - Is there any-- - Is there any sex scenes? - No. - Don't give anything away. What if I go see it? - I don't want you to see it now. - Okay. (laughing) - Yeah, you have no right to see it now. - No, I don't deserve to see. - You don't have any right, or yeah, you don't deserve to see it. - Shucks. - Because of your resistance to it. - I resist. - Yeah, and so it's like, it's dumb. - We resist. - No, you're gonna watch it, McCone. - Of course, I like power. - He just-- - What's this power for? - Fight the power. - Resist. - Yeah. You're gonna resist, too? - Me? No, that's for Lupita. - That was for Lupita. - Resist. - Okay. - We must resist. - No, we must not. - We must. - We must go with the flow. - Flow is bad. - No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like a water. - He didn't say that. - That was a lie that he's reading. - No, he said that in an interview. - He did say that. - Thank you, Andreas. - You know what he really said. - He said, "Fuck you!" - Hey, hey, hey, hey. I know Bruce Lee. I know my Bruce Lee. - Yeah, I know how water works. - We know how water works, dude. - Bill, I water. - Well, I know how water works. - Okay, okay. - And I know that it gets into the Trojan horse. Guys die. They're storming the beaches in Normandy. - No, there's no nobody. - People are firing bullets at them. - There's no bullets, there's no guns, there's no guns. - There's arrows, but there's no guns. - I can't, it's a mythological story. - Yeah, you know what's interesting though? It's like, you go, "What's Nolan's take on this?" Is always fun. Because his take on Batman was different than, you know, the other universe. What was, you know, Tim Burton and Schumacher, where it was cartoony. You know, he grounded a Batman. He made it more realistic. And then you're watching the Odyssey going, what's his interpretation of this material? And then when you're watching, you're like, "Oh, this is cool because it's grounded." And here's another thing. It's like, when you watch Troy or any of these movies or Clash of the Titans, anything from that time period, whatever, you think to yourself, "Oh, I'm watching a movie," right? But with the Odyssey, you're like, "No, you're not ever thinking that." You're like, "It seems pretty real." You're encapsulated? Something like that, yeah. - No, no, tell me the word. - I think I don't know it either. Some are green. - You're enchanted? - Yeah. - There's Brad Pitt and Troy. - See, I love that. - No, I don't like that. - I like Bradley. - I love Bradley too, but it's like, it's very Hollywood looking. - Man, look at how hot that guy is. - See, that's what I like, old school hot Hollywood. - Yeah, you're dumb, dude. Yeah, I don't trust you. - Hot Hollywood. - Yeah. Look at that, Eric Bonner, Orlando Blue. No, this is not real. - Look at the bloomer. (laughing) - Yeah, the bloomer's good. - The bloomer's so good. - You're going the horse with them. - Yep. - Oh yeah. - That's the horse he'd go with. - That's the horse I'd go with, yeah. - Look at him staring at you, too. - Yeah. (laughing) - Come on in the horse. - Yeah. - There'd be like, "Hey, scoot over." - No, the thigh. - To me, you hang there. - Yeah. - And like, take our armor off. We should hug tightly to keep warm at night. - Yeah, sure. Why not? - Maybe you know what it is. I told McCone, I can't see movies or TV shows anymore 'cause I don't work in Hollywood anymore. So I think I don't wanna see it anymore. - Yeah, but when you let it go, look, I have, and think to yourself, "Oh, they don't want me?" Then you can kind of go, "All right, I'm gonna watch what they're doing." - I'll tell you another thing, it'll be time. I'll go. - Another thing is this. - You know, Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore. - Yeah. - And he doesn't go watch pickup games 'cause he doesn't play. I don't play in Hollywood anymore. I don't wanna go see it. I think that's your fault. - All I watch, you turn. - You're in the magic movie. - I paid to be in that. - No, you didn't. You're in Happy Gilmore 2. - You weren't happy Gilmore 2. - I know, but that's not, you know. - Well, they should have cut us out. - No, I thought we were good at it. - You think we did good? - Yeah, it was fun to shoot it. - Benny Safty, he was in this as well. - Yeah, it was in here. - It was in this room. - Yeah. - So it's like-- - I can't watch it. All I watch now is I like the food network. - I know. British Bake Off. - I miss that. - I'm a body bizarre guy. - Love body bizarre. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - And then I watch Beachfront Bargain on HGTV. - Yeah, what's the fucking movie? - Move that bus. - What's the fucking movie? - Give me the song. Give me the song. (humming) - I don't like that song. - Okay, it's just the sirens during the sirens. - And that was Travis Scott? - No, dude. - That was Travis Scott that did that soundtrack. - No. - No. - That was Travis Scott. - That was in Travis Scott. - He's the last song. - He's in the movie too. Does anybody die around him during a concert? (laughing) - That's so funny. (laughing) - Is that why the guys-- - Some of the shooters died. - Some of the shooters died. - Yeah, he was great in it and-- - How much of this is a joke do you think that when we talk on this show? - 99%, yeah. - What do you mean? - I'm not gonna go see it. - Shut up, I don't care. - Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow. I don't have time. - Yeah. - I'm gonna be out in Scottsville. And then I go to Jolly Old England. - You know what I'm gonna try? - I'm going to look for my wife's phone. I went, I'm flying-- - Oh, good, good, good. I told her. - It was trying to find the guy who stole my wife's phone, a year ago. Were we there a year ago already? - Yes. - It's planning Glasgow. - Yeah, watching Glasgow. - They don't have movie theaters up there. I've been-- - 2D it says. - Yeah. - I'm not in Glasgow. - So immersive. - See if there's an iMacs in Edinburgh. That's where we're going. - I doubt it. - Obviously. - No, there are no iMacs. - It says yes. - Oh, it does. - Yeah. - I would watch it. In Edinburgh, that'd be even cooler. - The St. James quarter. - Yeah, I did. - I'm staying there. - That would be perfect. - You know what I wanna try? - What? - Psychosploria. - Psychosploria? - Yeah. - The diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea. - Oh, yeah. It's made its way to California. We finally have it. - Don't you wanna try it? - This is a new GLP one. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's making its way out. - Because they say explosive. I'm like, I've had explosive before. - I think it's cool that lifts you off the toilet. - Yeah. I wanna see how it measures up. - It's little tiny explosion. - Yeah. - Taco Bell lettuce linked. Oh, we could go. We go to Taco Bell tonight. - Yeah. - Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 stays due to potential psychosploria contamination. - Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland? - Yeah. Not tomorrow, Tuesday. Yeah, I forgot. - Yeah, so don't eat. Don't get it now. - On the plane would be so funny. - Were my diarrhea next to you? - Yeah, you did. - Yeah. - You did. - The whole flight. - And in my mind, I'm like, thank God Andrew's next to me. - That would have been so bad if you sat next to someone. - Yeah, because I kept going. I didn't have to go, excuse me, excuse me. - But you farted the whole flight. - I know. - You farted the whole flight. - To the point where the flight attendant came over, she was like, is everybody okay? - Yeah, it was bad. - She was nervous, 'cause it did-- - It was bad. But I remember kept saying, thank God, because I didn't have to, you say, excuse me. - No, I said, I know your mind boy, stomach was upset. I felt bad. Luzumin on the CDC report says this stuff gets into you ingestion of contaminated food or water. Oh, no, dude. - What? - What? - It gets into your nervous system. - I know it's bad. - I was kidding. - This is bad. - I was kidding. - I can't have this. - We can't have it. - Is this COVID-2, that's what they're doing? - Hopefully. - Are we gonna have to wear masks on our ass? (laughing) When we walk around, we'll have to cover up our buttholes in public. - Another thing is that there was wildfires from Canada. People aren't wearing masks in New York and Chicago. - 'Cause the smoke is so bad. - Yeah. - The smoke, I saw the Chicago fit. Who sent that to me? You guys did? The smoke in Chicago was so bad. They couldn't see like 10 feet in front of them. - Yeah, it's bad. - Look at that. That's New York, that was-- - Yeah, how do you walk around? - You gotta wear it, because it's not, you're not just getting, first of all, trees. - We live in a place that looks like that every day. - I know, we're used to it. Our body's adapted to it. - We did adapt. - Yeah. - That's gangster of us though. - Wow, look at that, that's nuts. - That's nuts, but people should be wearing masks. I mean, I'm no one on tell you how to live your life. - Who started the, who started the wildfire up there? - Canada. - Tom Green. - Tom Green probably. - Started at our boy in love, Tom. - Yeah. - Look at that, dude. - It's bad. And people are like-- - That's New York. - They said-- - It'll go away, they're fine. - I know, but they said that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a day. - Carlos' explanation for everything, it'll go away. - Yeah, everything goes away. - I mean, I do the equivalent of 20 cigarettes a day. - You're gonorrhea went away. - That's not what I have. It's the other one. - Syphilis? - No, you had, you had, no, you had the other one. What's the other one called? - No, I have the Trump one, syphilis. - Oh, you had it. - It's dormant. (laughing) - According to who? - Science. - No. - Who's science? - Doctors. - This two-shell pass. - Exactly. - Is that in the movie? - What? - Yeah, sure. - Why not? - This is a different movie. - Oh, that is. I gotta go see this movie. - Right, you being real? - No. (laughing) - No, I did not. - You know what? You know what? - I love this. - Okay, you know what? I don't ever want you to watch this fucking movie. (laughing) If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended. - Why? - Because you're playing like devil's advocate right now and it's pissing me off. So I don't want you to ever watch it. Fuck off. You don't deserve to watch it. - Okay. - Okay. - McCone, you wanna go see it with me? - Uh-huh. You think it's gonna win an award? - Yeah. - It's gonna win everything. - Oh, cool. That's what we do it for, the awards. - Okay, some things, right? They do it for the trophy. But I think this is something different. - Yeah, how? - Don't watch it. - Okay. - How is it different? - I mean, look, I think-- - Don't watch it. Mongolia saw it. (laughing) - Okay. - Pakistan. - They rode a horse. (laughing) All right. - A horse. - We have the horse. - What? - To go see the horse. - To see the horse. - 30 miles, right? An eagle's guiding them to the theater. - Yeah. - Right. - You know, and they happened to see it, okay? You could see it any time, okay? Let's move on, let's not talk about the Odyssey again. Okay? Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. - Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. (singing in foreign language) Go ahead let it out. Let it out. Yeah, let it. Oh, let it. Let more. Spain. Yeah. Well, you know, Michele Moreno's on the team and he's an Arsenal player. So I'm very excited. There was no one on the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal player. So I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was thrown out, I was like, I want Spain to win. And you guys played great football. Oh, David Rias on the team too. Yep. Yeah. And he's an Arsenal. Beyond pride because I'm not familiar. How much money did they get for winning? Do they do the team get a crazy check for winning the World Cup? I don't know. 50 million dollars in prize money for no share to share between the team. Yeah, awarded right. How many teams at 26 high payout for the tournament increasing by 8 million from last year total prize money for a. Arsenal. Okay. What are you doing? Do you want to bounce me again? I cleaned everything so I knew that we had an Arsenal. Yeah. So they get 50 they get 50 million dollars for winning and the entire total prize money for all 48 teams is $655 million. Wow. Yeah, but there's 26 players on the team. Yeah, 50 million divided by 26. You all get almost a couple million. That's pretty good. Well, there's some players that they deserve it. They're supportive of the team. Okay. I'll tell you who deserves all the money that that that goalie that goalkeeper what Jesus Christ from what that Argentinian goal player that that guy deserves money that guy busted his ass. He got shot on like 10 times within the first like 30 minutes. I was like this poor bastard. Oh, you saw it. Yeah. What's the World Cup? You did. Yeah. You don't like the sport. No, it's the World Cup. I know, but you don't like it. Everybody watches it. I didn't watch it. Let me tell you something, dude. Yeah. It's like it back in the day when they would do beheadings or stonings in a town school. We would show up. You got to show up. Yeah. I would show up too. I don't even like it. I would cover my eyes a little bit and then what look you want to see. Yeah. To be in the conversation. Yeah. Tell me this. This is what I'm interested in. How many people watched this World Cup this year? Oh my god. Let me kind of guess. Yeah. On a, well, see, I guess the United States is going to be a different number than a global scale. No, but the global scale probably 120 million. Way more. What are you talking about? There's 300, 220, 1.5 billion. The globe has 7 billion people. Yeah, but that's wow. Mongolia went to see fucking Odyssey. They're going to watch the World Cup, man. Wow. 8.3 billion on the earth. Yeah. And so 1.5. So in the United States, what how many people? Because not a lot. No, no, that would be close to probably half like it'd be a Super Bowl number like 100, 120 up to 42 million viewers. That's pretty good. Hey. Oh, you got a tan. Come sit down, dude. You get a tan. Ladies and gentlemen, DAX is here. Give it up for DAX. You get a tan? I guess so. What do you mean you guess? So have you been laying out? No, no. Did you watch the World Cup? We were just talking about the World Cup. No, I watched the Odyssey. Yeah. Avocado Green mattresses. We are so excited to tell you about our sponsor, Avocado Green mattress. They are certified organic mattress, sleep cool, relieve pressure, and support your body. So you can enjoy deep restorative sleep. Shout out to these guys. I love those centers. Sentus mattresses. And I got to tell you they are unbelievable. They're so comfortable. It's kind of ridiculous. You know, I run hot. I run very hot and they help you stay so very cool. And look, you're sleeping all the time. You got to sleep on something comfortable. 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Yeah, yeah. This is like if I try to interpret it without any noise. And then what happens, then what happens? Can I spoil it? Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, people are going to be really mad. It's been out for 3,000 years. And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot. The same people saying that joke. And it's so shameful that you would even say that out. What does what what does it mean? The story's been out for thousands, thousands of years, but you've seen so many TikTok's people making that joke. And anyone making that joke is a shameful person. It's hacky. It's dumb. And so you went today to go watch it. No, no, let's sit in it. All right. Did you create that joke or did you use joke or did you see it on TikTok or social media? I created that joke, but I can assume that other people can. Yeah, like when I went private runs in the journal, that was original. Yes. Yeah, yeah, right? Yes. Okay. So go ahead, tell me. He has the big fight scene at the end and kills all the suitors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you loved it. Yeah, out of 10, what do you rank at? Not rate it. 9.5. Yeah, that's what McCones, but he didn't see it. Yeah, he didn't even see it. Yeah. He refuses to watch it. You ought to see it. Convince him to watch it. Why why why should he watch it? Well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if it's just getting spoiled and I haven't listened to anything. Well, this story's been out for 3,000 years according to Andreas. Why don't you want to see it? It's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it. Yeah, that is weird. Thank you. Thank you. It's it make it's just kind of too many stars. Mm-hmm. That valid. What do you defend the movie, man? Oh, okay. The stars are fun to watch. They're good actors. That's it. In your face. That's in your face, dude. Is that in my face? Yeah. That was the reason why they're stars are the best actors out there. That's right. Well, Travis Scott. I've never seen him act before. He was good though. He was in the very first character. He was, yeah. In the Billy Elliott was second, right? Elliott page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know that Tom Holland played Billy Elliott. No, we didn't. Yeah. On stage first. Yeah, he did. But not in the movie. No, no on stage. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested in is what I'm not going to see the movie. I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is DAX's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think we should guess. So I'm going to say you got yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer because I don't I was joking. I didn't I think you did not get a popcorn. So I think you got a small soda. Don't don't react, dude, because you got a water is what I'm going to say. Not a soda. You can't just hop around like that because I have my own thing. I'm hoppin. You do yours. I'm doing mine. Let me do mine then first. No, you're hoppin' around you. Fuck you. You're hoppin' around. Hey. You first see popcorn that he had a facial reaction. I thought about popcorn. He didn't say anything. Coca-Cola, whatever. Oh, I said a small drink, but you got yourself a water. He gets water and you got a pretzel and raisin' that's maybe problem. No, no, no, no. He gets like a Swedish fishy kind of thing. All right. I guess sweet little gummy thing. Just water. I hate popcorn, but my friend got a Like a Swedish gummy like a that no your friend didn't get Swedish fish your friend got go ahead Nerd clusters. No some kind of a cloud like it was called some cloud some gummy cloud Gummy cloud, okay, and you don't eat some yes, yeah, so why don't you like popcorn to axe the texture? I don't like popcorn or cereal. Here's another I can defend that it makes me break out Popcorn no, no, okay Not for you popcorn cause breakouts. I've never heard of that in my life. I feel like I am gonna break out Are you rubbing the butter on your face? No, but it's just like it's so buttery that it's like it gets on my fingers and then touch your face Sometimes I touch my face. Well, that's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, but I forget right greasy popcorn that greasy popcorn You know the juices on my fingers right they get into your pores. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, so um just water, huh? Slow-sipping but you're eating a sprite now you're drinking a sprite now. Yes. Yeah, yeah, but not in the movie who'd you see it with my friend Joel? Oh, did you like it? Not really Can we get him on the phone? Yeah, I could call him. He is hanging out with someone right now though. No, it's okay. We're hanging out here, too Yeah, let's call Joel real fast. I'd love to I just want to chat on you didn't like it Yeah, I think he'll he'll probably post a letter box review of it too. Awesome We'll have to read it. Can you put it? Let's put it up to the can you put up the mic? Tell him he's on the pod and everything. Okay. Yeah, just so he doesn't feel uncomfortable, you know I was just telling them about that we saw bad friends so I was saying yeah, yeah, yeah, that we saw the Odyssey telling me's on the pod and then you're on the podcast. We just want to pick your brain All right, I picked my brain. What's going on here? So I thought that the Odyssey was a masterpiece, you know Dad's gave it a 9.5 out of 10, but apparently you didn't like it It was fine. I Good sticks out of 10 Joel now. What was your biggest tick your biggest problem with the movie? I think I just can't stand the nolemism of everything being a montage Mm-hmm for the first 20 or 30 minutes. It's all edited so breakneck speed. I'm just like I'm not being like Invited into this world. I'm just being thrusted into it in an exposition dump way I don't know I and I'd never lost that feeling by the end. Everybody knows a mccone Yeah, that's what I just realized yeah, everybody knows and hey Joel Joel, I haven't seen the movie. This is Andrew Santino. I haven't seen the movie a Bobby is mad because I haven't seen it Do you think I should stand my ground and not see the film? No, you should still see it. I think everyone's got to see it's the Odyssey man Homer Homer would love for you to see this Homer's been dead for thousands of years I know, but I feel like he would have wanted you specifically to see it now Does the Homer estate receive any sort of residuals from this? Do you think from Nolan? Unfortunately, the negotiations are all pied up, but I think they're gonna get an island in Greece Ah, careful with islands. Thank you, Joel. We'll talk you soon. Bye Bye. Yeah, bye Joel. That guy's fantastic. Yeah, can we get him with you on the show one day? What do you come on? Yeah, what does Joel do for a living? He he makes movies and YouTube videos sounds like it Sounds like it very much. It sounded like mccone. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just arrogant now Let me see was there any validity Carlos and fancy to what Joel said at all. I couldn't disagree more but I like that Nolanism. He does that in all his movies. It's like a trademark It's like it's very it's yeah, it's told in it's like up in Heimer the way that he said it. Yeah, yeah, good way I didn't like pulp fictiony where it's like, you know, I mean you do that Non-linear. Non-no. What's so funny? First of all you can't compare this is not like pulp fiction in terms of like you know me going into the future past He's saying it was a montage Non-linear. But it has flashes of the past. Yeah, flashes of the past. It's told it's flashbacks. Yeah, it's I don't do flashbacks I know you don't I'm a little offended. Nolan does flashbacks. Yeah, he's better than that. There's a way to the story is told from other people's point of view to Oh, who it's not like family guy flashback or like, you know contues. Yeah, that'd be that'd make a better movie Have you seen that show he fights the chicken? I love that great. Yeah, great bit. I'm running right now My phone is loving it. Yeah, I'm sitting in my little pocket It's yeah, it's a disgusting pocket. You know me. It's anti-art No, it's pro art. No, it's anti-art. This is commercial art at its work because I believe I believe this is our art 90 stars. Did you know? Yes, yeah, yeah, don't agree with me. Just agree with me Well, you're a bully. He feels right. I'm asking you listen to your tone. Fuck you. See be honest bully. Did you like it? Yes? I art manic edging right now. I'm not mad. I'll take your pill. We're cut close on the time. We're caught You got to take your pill. It's at home. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. See? Okay. Okay. I'm manic edged. I'm dumb. What is it? I'll punch you Sorry, I'm not wrong. No, I'm letting you get away with it for now. What what do you have to do? I take my Luxa Pro. Okay. Yeah. Are you on any medication? No, there's nothing Wow, so do you take even like vitamins or anything like that during this? Yes, multivitamin. Like a little a flinstone Yeah, yeah, not a flinstone one, but yeah, I love those like your sling blade shoes These yeah, are those hokas? Yes, I love the hokas are so comfortable They're fantastic. Yeah, he was mocking your shoes. I I celebrated them. Thank you. The point is we don't make fun of daxes shoes We don't like hitting but he took it serious. It hurt his feelings. It didn't hurt your feelings No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, it did though Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings hurts my feelings Right through dude therapy. Yeah, this kid has been through therapy. No medication. Have I not Daxe have I not when we've done shows together live been very supportive of you Yeah, and giving you good words of wisdom. You're on a leading leading the witness. I'm not leading the witness No, I'm asking have I not been so you can't ask that way in court. I think yeah, you'll say like always be like have fun and yeah Like that's good right? Yeah, to trade it like yeah, yeah, yeah, get me that's good advice. Yeah, yeah Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows? Yes, yeah, yeah supportive um like Andrew And I don't make fun of your shoes because I like your sh*t. What do you mean? What the f*ck do you mean see bully bully? I'm not bullying. I'm just a friend. No, you're manic at your you're saying that I don't He's more supportive at live shows um Yeah, but both of y'all are super generous for giving me the opportunity to No, f*ck off. It was super fun. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hear that. I love you buddy. Yeah No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love you dad. All right, you know what? I should be more supportive than I fucked up Yeah, I mean my actions. What's new in the world of d*cks that we need to find out about? Uh, I went to New York What's going on in New York? Yeah, I was just uh filming some videos. I met Shane Gillis there. Oh nice Did you you film with him? No, no, I was just walking on the street and saw him You see seriously? Are you being real? Yeah, would you say hi? Um, yes Did he see did he recognize you first? Um, I think that he recognized me once I nodded at him And then what do you say? Hey buddy? He fist bumped me and that's all uh And he said um nice to meet you. That's really nice. Yeah, but I think he yeah He set the world Guinness World Records for most tickets sold at one live event 76,000. Yeah largest largest Of any stand-up comedian the most ticket soul for a solo comedy show 77,000 447 and the largest audience for a comedian 73,946 That's incredible. No. Yeah. No. I can't do that in two years. I'd say three maybe. Yeah Yeah, that's incredible. Have you what's the biggest crowd you played y'all shows the Lincoln one and the YouTube. Yeah, YouTube theater. That was big and I met someone at the airport who came over and said they saw the Lincoln one I feel like I'm more positive What do you think um about the Odyssey? No, in general, yeah, about the Odyssey. Yeah, in general. In general. Yeah, who has the more positive just about life. Yeah Maybe Andrew What's what I'm negative No, I'm a negative person Is the tone the tone doesn't stop yelling at him. I know I do this tone on the pod, you know But it's for you know, I guess we don't know what all of us don't know. I don't yell at you when the cameras are off Right Where I'm very high. Why hey tax yeah It's okay. What does this mean? This is this an international sign for help for kidnap. Yeah, I'm sorry about the shoe No, you don't Yeah, yeah, you don't do I apologize for the shoe Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so the kidnapper doesn't get that yeah, I'm doing it. No, yeah, yeah, so - Okay. - It's a good trick though. - Yeah. - No, that's not you. - Yeah, that's me. - So you went to New York to film some stuff and you filmed some videos. - Mm-hmm. (laughing) - And then, where do you stay when you're in New York? - Oh, the hotel. I just got a hotel there. - You don't ever stay with friends out there? - No. - You have friends in New York? - Yes. - You do. - My friend and me tree lives in Queens. - Yeah. - Can you give us his address? - I don't know it. - You get late night munchies? - Yeah. - What do you get? - What do you get in New York? - New York. - Yeah. - How many slices? - One. - That's it? - Do they shit you? - Yeah. - Just one and you're done. - Actually, I'll get two if I'm hungry. - Sounds good, yeah. - Yeah. - What do we get on 'em? - Pepperoni, in the hot honey, that place that was close to the hotel had that. - It's good, right? - Yeah. - Hot honey, I'm not a fan. - It's taking over a lot of places to have it now. - It's too much. - It's becoming the new fact. - It's too much. - Hot honey. - Yeah, I can't do it. - It's got, at first you when you went, - Wow! - Back in the day, pineapple. - Everywhere. - Everywhere and then you're like, - Nah, fuck you. - So much, yeah, it's too much. - Who do y'all think is more positive? (laughing) - We're wait, we're, we're six exits on the freeway past that. - Okay. - We can't even get off and go back. - Okay. - But it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy that you bring. (laughing) - They're so beautiful, man. - Yeah. - You're the other one, one of those people. - I don't want to rip on you anymore. - You shouldn't? You shouldn't have done it from the beginning. - I should have made fun of your shoes earlier. - So tell me that you skipped the World Cup. - You see Slim Blade? - No, I've never seen it. - Okay. - You skipped the World Cup to watch Odyssey, you don't like soccer at all. - No, not really. - Good for you. - Can you name me five soccer players? - Missy. - Five. - Rinaldo. - Whoa. - Yamama-all? - Yeah, Yamama-all. - Yamama. - Yamama. - Yamama-all. - I get what he's saying. - Oh, Holland. - Yeah. - Tom Holland. - No more. - Odyssey and FIFA. - It's crazy. - Pretty good, Tom. - Mbep. - Mbep. - Mbep. - He was trying to do it. - No, David Beckham always saying. - Beckham. - Yeah. - I've heard of David Beckham. - Yes. - Handsome, you think? - Yeah. - Very handsome. - Strike in. - Why don't you like soccer, though? I'm not a soccer fan, so I'm-- - I don't really know. - It's just, yeah, it's like two goals over the course of 90 minutes. So it's-- - Listen, listen, listen. - Back. - Let him finish his state. - I'm sorry. - For Christ's sake. - Go ahead, Dax. You're allowed to speak. - So that, I think that's awesome. - It's boring to you. - Yeah. - Yeah. I think, 'cause I can't really tell what's happening like in between those goals. - There's a lot. It's a lot of passing. - Yeah. - A lot of defending passing. A lot of flopping. - Yeah, yeah. - A lot of people falling down, writhing around. - Like basketball. - Yeah. A lot of flopping these days. Yeah. Yeah, make your point. - Okay. - Okay. - I've made this point before. - Okay, I want to be, I'm being real. I want to be precise with my wording. - Yeah. - Okay. Let me ask you something. Which rather come one time, or a thousand times, little mini comes. - Which one, how does it feel? Like out of the two feel? - One big come is like, you know. And little comes like, but there's not. See, to me, that's what basketball's like. - Oh, okay. - Right? - Yeah. - But with something come as a dunk. You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah. - You can see someone go. - Chachato! - Yeah. - And these guys are like. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - When you score, when it's zero zero, there's five minutes left to play. And your team scores, that's a big come. - Yeah, yeah. I understand. - Yeah. - So would you rather have a bunch of mini orgasms? You're just one big one. - I just like basketball better. - Yeah. - God damn it, dude. You and I just don't get along. - No, we do. - I don't think we do. I don't think we get along, dude. - I think they do. - Aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on every topic. - Maybe there's some, oh, Odyssey. - That's what I just said. - Let's see if we can create something else between you guys that you both like. - Yeah. - What's your favorite band or a band you really enjoy? - The Velvet Underground. - Yes. - He loves them. - Do you really like them? - Yeah, yeah. I was trying to pick one that I thought you liked too. But that's very intuitive of you. - Yeah. - And you're very intuitive also. - Thank you. - This date is going well. - It's going well. So we have the Odyssey and the Velvet Underground together. - Have you been going on dates at all? - A few months ago, I went on a, I was going on some dates with someone. - Nice. Was that, but it ended unfortunately? - Yeah, yeah. - Was it because of you or them? Are they all in mutual? - Because I think maybe because of them. - Oh, no. - Okay. - What, I mean. - Because they still loved someone else. - Oh, no. - Yeah. - Did this break your heart a little bit? - Oh. - Just a little, but it's okay. - Yeah. - That's difficult. - Now did you, did you express this to this person? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You said this kind of broke my heart a little bit. - Um, not that specifically. - You know what you do. - We should call them. - No, what you do is this tax. Okay. Are you returning her phone calls or taxes or anything? - Yes. - That's, you don't do that. (laughing) - You don't do that. You got to cut her off, dude. - But you still, you got to cut the cord. - He cares about her as a person. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's playing you for a fool. - So just don't reply to anything. - You don't reply or she's in love with another man. (laughing) - Holding my tongue. - No, don't hold, you know what? You haven't held your tongue all episode. (laughing) The miners will go free, dude. (laughing) - You lipless coward. - It's do what I say, no, what I say, dude. - Yeah. - What he's thinking. - What I'm telling you, Dax, is that. What's going on? - They're the boys. - Okay, the boys. - We love the boys. - Am I right or wrong? - You're right. - Carlos? - Oh yeah. - No, be real. - No, you should not be talking to her, but I just, I feel like. - Yeah, if you like her. - Wait, let him finish, you feel what? - No, I feel, I've been in Dax's position before. It can be difficult, but it's too of high. - Can't you work with them? - Could you work with them? - All right, all right. (laughing) - Okay, okay, okay. This is over the 3,000 year story. (laughing) - Dax, if you like this person still as a human, you do whatever makes you happy. - No. - You do whatever makes you happy. - Dax, cut the cord. That's the only way she's gonna like you. - I don't know, he doesn't, he likes her, they like each other as humans. He doesn't need to be, and he's not, it's platonic. Right? - Wait, what? (laughing) - The relationship is now platonic. - Yes, yes, right. - But do you desire sexual engagement? - Well, not if she's in love with. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. - He's a respectable man. He's respecting her. - So your feelings for her has changed. - Yeah. - So there's no more limerence or. - You're right, yes. - Watches one movie. (laughing) - Watches one film. - What movie did they say that in? - Obsession? Is that obsession? - Limerence. I love you. - I've been talking about limerence for years, right? - Yeah. - No, we know you have, I know. - Yeah, so it's not a movie. - Fuck Tard. - Okay, okay. - She's going to heart it in today. - He's got a hot attitude. This episode is 100% called fucking manic edging. (laughing) - You're hot today. - But Dax overall, are you happy right now? - Yeah, yeah. - So you're happy? - Yes. - Good. What would make you happier? What are you missing right now? - That girl. - Another girl. - Let's get you a new girl, man. - Yeah. - Can we get this going? - So you're watching the booth. - We tried it once. We tried to line him up with someone. Remember this? It didn't work. No, he didn't want any of those girls. Or it didn't. What was it that you tried to get? You just weren't interested in some of those women. - Orange County girl. That's right. - Yeah, whatever happened to that girl. Do you ever reach out to her? She reached out to you? - No. - All right. I want a date. - It's effort. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's on you. - Yeah. - To make the effort, to take risks, to go in for a kiss. - What? - It's the 50s. (laughing) - I'm gonna have a bus stop to walk her to work. (laughing) - Like a transatlantic, yeah. - Yeah. It's up to you, kid. - It's up to you, kid. - Get a bus token and wait out there for hours. When you see a pretty girl. - And follow her to her home. - Now that you're making a move. - You got a yell at her out of the side of her window. Say, hey, doll and I need you. - Okay. (laughing) - It's like a normal doll. - I know, but when I'm saying, it's great. - Yeah. - Is is that you have to be, not, how do I say it? You have to be more forthright in your intentions. This is unacceptable. - Yeah. - We need you to, this is unacceptable of a girl saying, I'm in love with somebody else. - Mm-hmm. - But that's unacceptable to me. - All right, but she might be. Maybe there's some-- - Then why is she even going on dates with Dax? - Why is, why did she go on a date with you? She loves somebody else, do you think? - Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get back together. - Ah, they were, they were, yeah. - Right, right. - So she's never gonna go back. That's how silly this girl is. She's a silly girl. - Well, then he did come back. - Oh, he did? - Yeah. - Oh, she's not that silly. (laughing) - The clever girl. - The clever girl. - Yeah, yeah, I didn't know the information. - Yeah, yeah. - And did that break your heart? - It's okay. - No, did it break your heart, Dax? - Uh, no. - Okay, buddy. - Carlos and the [email protected], ladies, please throw a submittal in the photo of yourself, your name and age, and where you're located, and why maybe you'd want to date Dax. And you can try to make something happen if you live here in the Southern California area. Carlos in the booth at gmail.com we'd love to see that we're do trying we are trying to find you love We did it before. Yeah, I just think you didn't really want to follow through. Yeah, yeah, but you got so busy doing your own Yeah, you're right. You have to follow through, but he is busy. You're right. No, no, he is busy doing his own thing I think you're focused on you're making videos. Yeah, focused on your videos. How many videos a day two? No, no I try to film Every day, but I don't always turn them into a video So you do a video every day Well, I post maybe two a week. Yeah, but do a video a week a day and then you go that's not good enough And so you don't post it. Yeah, so you do a video a day. Why'd you lie? Actually, I'm lying now just to agree with you. I don't really do it today See that's why we don't we don't really get along. Okay. Yeah, I'll start the honesty and truth. Yeah Will you do like a little pitch yourself to the camera like it's a dating show saying hey, it stacks I'm just looking for love please email Carlos in the booth at gmail.com. Yes, and add some stuff to it add some jazz to it Go ahead. Hey, I'm Dex and I'm looking for love and I just love hanging out and What what's your sign? I'm a Scorpio and I'm 34 and I'm single and please email Carlos in the booth I eat healthy But I'm having a sprite right now, but that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. How tall? I'm five eight weight weight I don't know how much I weigh actually she's shoe size shoe size. I think a nine and a half waist weight 32 32 very very nice. So you're not thought. I know and your morning routine is tell them Have a smoothie meditate and slaying bed meditate. I don't really meditate, but yeah, but laying bed is laying in bed. Yeah, I'm meditate Thank you for being a bad friend