Man.. Universal.. we thought so highly but this? - Episode 358

Hey everybody, welcome back to this week's episode of The Drill Criders. As always, I'm Marcus. Now I'm Mark. You know, I'm Tom. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. He should be. I am so sorry right now. It's like I was trying to match Mark's energy and it was something. Today, I am drinking crystal like Kool-Aid. Crystal like Kool-Aid? Yeah, we're pretty good. Crystal like ages. God, I forgot crystal like existed. Yeah, yeah, fruit, fruit, bunch, dude. It tastes like Kool-Aid with less sugar. Although I think we've had this exact same conversation in like episode 30. Probably. That was eight years ago, seven years ago, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. We old bitch. We old bitch. Yeah. I'm just drinking Mikey. Tonight. Let me go back. Let me say why I'm just drinking. I hate because I'm taking medicine for infection for my foot because I had a random, I wouldn't call it emergency, minor surgery on my foot because I stepped on a piece of glass on my basement and it went into my foot and Emily couldn't get it out. And it was pretty big. So yeah, it went vertically into my foot. I tell you guys that. Oh, no. Stop it, stop, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it was on the inside of my foot, I'm gonna grab something, I've done something with it, but I found out that it was pretty deep. And yeah, the doctor had to poke at it for about, yeah, I will say this though, and I know Ari said to you guys, but I will say it till it was understood. Having a needle inserted into your foot is one of the most painful things. You know what hurt, you know what hurt slightly more was dislocating my shoulder. That's the comparative pain I was in. I, I, you know, you know, you know, when you guys first get penetrated, and you just like, you know, you grip and bear it. Oh yeah, that's that frog pose and just go, yeah, I was on my stomach 'cause that's the best way to get to it. So, yeah, you know, I was asked up. Taste time, that's up, that's up early. Yeah, and I was like, oh, that hurts so much. Oh my God, luckily, numb my foot. She was digging, I was bleeding. I'm a bleeder apparently on the bottom of my foot. What's on it where? Did you get stitches? I did not actually, it was only about two millimeters wide, the whole, because she got some tweezers basically, but like some narrow ones that go all the way down. Oh, I'm sorry, who got the tweezers? She borrowed them from you. Funny enough. (laughing) You have a whole stock there. I don't know, Kelly's been selling them on eBay, like all the doctors use them now. I saw the branding, it was the Thomas, they called it, I think. That's how you, that's how you go to all these chips and then Kelly's selling those tweezers. (laughing) All right, turn around real quick, didn't want to fuck her. Yeah, good, so, yeah, I got a little bit more. I got a little bit of lip, but I'm alright. Okay, go ahead, sorry. Okay, so my name is Valid Excuse for not drinking, though. Yes, yes. My beer that I have for the next about six and a half seconds is a creamy, fulking pint. Cheers, boys, love you. Cheers. Cheers. So tonight, I'm sure, a lot of you are also experiencing this right now, even if you listen to us on Saturday, you will likely still be experiencing this. I'm sorry, would you say, "C-Inner-D"? We are getting fucking pounded in the ass with snow and it is freezing. Like, it is. We're getting it free today. It's like, sub-zero outside. And, you know, that just reminds me, of when the November Gales come early. I'm drinking the Edmund Fitzgerald. I hate you. Well, my real beer this week, the Guinness is just because it's creamy, fulking vines, is from other half, giving them another shot. They've really shit the better recently. Excuse me. A West Coast IPA with Pine House out of Austin, it is called Breakfast Taco. So it's got Simco, Mosaic, Crush, Crush incognito, Crush. Fucking hops and West Coast IPA. And I got it because of Pine House, not because of other half. I want to interject real quick. While you fill that up. Mag, you put the last question in the description. I just saw that too. Mark, did you happen to see what Mag posted? No. You sure didn't, he never looks. My question, can y'all push back recording back a half an hour so I can bang my husband? Listen, we are starting later than normal, mostly because of radio silence from Captain, I fuck a lot over there. No denials! No denials! Did you have anything to say, Mark? Yeah, you got anything to say, Mark? I played the fifth. Oh, man. Now initially, Mark has pushed this back 15 minutes. I did, I got home at like 8.15, 8.30. So I had to make dinner for the kids, and then eat, and then relax, and then the Emily and Harper got back like 15 minutes ago. Or like 20 minutes ago, yeah. Yeah. Late night duel, wrestling duel at the high school. Unfortunately, Harbor did not wrestle. She got forfeited because the team that they were facing did not have her weight class in middle school. Yeah, but she was there cheering them on. Nice, so, you know, yep. It was a night. Speak of that. Nice. I'm going to refill my drink real quick. I'm going to have my drink. OK. So, this bit. What bullshit do we have this week? I've got so much bullshit this week. It's actually kind of out of control. So, where do you want to start? Let's start with Star Wars. I didn't watch the mall trailer yet. I also didn't watch the Invincible season 4 teaser. Yeah. Bro, also this beer not great. My first sip was leaving a lot to be desired. Now, let's go start. Sipically, my favorite style. God, man, I just remember when other half could not miss. That's a bummer. This is in their best of 2025 series. Now, OK, let me look at this. What's the canned date? No, it's fresh. That's wild. Because some of these cans that I get, you know, I went to the beer store just to pick something up. Because, like, as you said, snow, snow apocalypse, snow fucked up seasons here. And so I wanted some extra beers, because all I have is stouts left. And I walked in there. I got some Guinness. I got some cut waters. I know not beer, but I got a couple. I got the mango margarita cut waters. So, I'm going to try those out. But, grab this. I was like, ah, fuck, find how it sounds good. Nope. Well, disappointing. Anyways, um, we'll wait for Marcus, because hopefully he watched them all trailer, because it looks so fucking good. I cannot wait for that. Right now, I will take a moment just to pimp out, because he's not here to bitch about it. Popcorn and Pines has dropped in an episode that would have dropped yesterday. Episode five is all about the slithery little snakes of the world. Anaconda, we Tim and I reviewed the 1997 cult classic Anaconda, starring none other than Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, and John Voight with a Paraguayan accent. Let me tell you, that is a movie of all fucking time. So that was our fifth episode. If you have not listened, you can find it everywhere. I know Marcus, I'm so happy he's not here right now, because this would be fucking hilarious. All right, that's what I've gotten. Completely derailed if he was here. He would have been so pissed if he would have let me just say that. It's done in 20 seconds. It's real quick. Like, I know he likes it quick. So, I know this week I went really, really hard on the shitposting game again, since we had self-imposed beef with someone, but inside the magic re- rejoin the fold of getting in our timeline with the Stardust Racer's Valley, which we'll, for sure, talk about here in a little bit. Oh boy. In their headline, I have to read this verbatim, because it's just that out of control. Let me see. Checked my beard and real quick hold on. You know, the shitposting world has really changed over the past couple of years, to be honest. Like, it is more dramatically, actually, probably in the past two years. When did Elon buy Twitter? I think just over two years ago. OK, so yeah, about-- since Mark decided to get off a Twitter, and kill our engagement, it's actually it's been basically a year to the day, almost. OK. OK. So the headline read, "Universal Closes, Debly Epic Universe Coaster, After Mechanical Failure." So this is my rant and a big fuck you to Jess Colopy. Oh, is the writer of that article? They actually find their names on that garbage. They own that shit, dude. They own it. They're like proud of it. So in-- obviously, I didn't read the article at all. So I took it upon myself to start shitposting and shitting all over inside the magic again. Because honestly, they fucking deserve it. I love every second, I bet, quite frankly. I'm so glad you're back now. Why were you just trying to bullshit for last time? No, no, no, I enjoyed listening to the podcast Marcus, you're going to love it. OK, wait. Actually, we didn't go after you that bad. So no, so I was just saying how I got back on my shitposting game properly. And before, we just used to have fun with just posting on a one platform, getting our bullshit, and moving on. Now, I post on two different fucking things. And well, I guess three, because I still kind of do Twitter. And learning these out-- OK. You saw the stupid, like, the looking at each other, the first one that I did, shitting on inside the magic, right? Yeah. Like, the looking at the car, and Pedro Pascal doing this for me. You saw it right, Mark. Yeah. OK. That one on Instagram, 87,000 interactions. 87,000 views. TikTok? Where is it, homo? Um, 8500. Yeah. I posted them five seconds a bar. I don't fucking get it. They don't know. So like, I feel like that's where, like, Instagram still locks in, like, with, like, the older thussies who know how shit inside the magic is. Hmm. Yeah. And they're just not getting their video update. So, you know, that's where that engagement I guess. What did you do? Sorry, I just saw a parking here. You bastard. Oh, yeah. Famous thing, park podcast, rips into a small website. Number one. We're not famous. OK. I mean, it's pretty great. Yeah. No, those memes on Twitter. So I've just been-- I've just been burning. I've been thinking of some ideas. So I'm going to come up with a compilation. I'm stealing some of their headlines. The one today that I saw, which was just the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen in my entire goddamn life, which we'll actually talk about this topic here coming up shortly. Well, we did last week a little bit. It was, you know, because Disney is redoing Galaxy's Edge, they put their headline today. Star Wars section of Disney Park. Now forbidden from guests. Signage warns access to nine. Bro, they're renovating. Like two shops. Go fuck yourselves. Closing down forever. Closing forever. Danger. God, fucking clickbait, man. Like I understand, like, we do a lot of clickbait bullshit with our little bullshit, but like-- Yeah, but like, we do it on purpose. And mostly for-- Well, we're doing it maliciously. Yeah, we do it because-- Because malicious. Because fuck it. That's why. Yeah, we're doing it to be funny. Yeah, they're doing it to purposely mislead people. They're doing it for clickbait and to get money. They're not actually doing it for anything relevant or good or anything. Let's get more-- Sorry, I have to be excited about that. I have the idea today. What if we took their headlines and drunk a item? I don't know how to do it, but like, I'm sure someone can come up with it. So also, nobody hit us with the hard G last week on the episode recap. [LAUGHS] Giving us what a hard G means. So, buckers, what's a hard G? Tell us what it is. Yeah, that's your homework. And we will read the best answers next week on the pod. Lord help us all. OK, I got one. Mark? No. Mark, if you fucking put silly goose, no. Silly Gooch. He's what is all you read? Just let me cook. Hold on and let's cook. I'll let you cook. I'll let you cook. OK, anyways, so before we got stuff to do this week, that was my rant of the week. We'll have Star Wars bit here in a little bit, because I hope both of you, Mark, you've now had time to watch the Mall Trailer. Marcus, did you watch the Mall Trailer? Of course, Susika came up. We're going to talk about that here in a little bit. We got the news, lots of news, questions, bullshit. Why Marcus is a villain? We got a bracket to bust through. And of course, we have to actually hit it now because we did not hit it last week because we had a guest. So if you did not listen last week to our episode with Ryan from Parkineer, make sure you go get that a listen. He had a great time recapping his trip to Six Facts to Diaz City with us. And Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, Mark? So go listen to my Parkineer episode. I'm actually working on getting some video for socials if my computer doesn't blow up on me again like it did last night, where I'm down to two or three USB ports on this entire thing that will actually function. So we're having a good time over here. But maybe odds ever be in my F. I don't know. You're OK. The odds be in your favor for me getting these video clips done. I'm maybe really proud of myself if I get these clips done. And that'll also mean Mark has to turn on his fucking light. Yeah, get through that side, I bitch. [LAUGHS] Is it on? Is it on? Is it on? Yeah, there's 12 lights in my basement because I have multiple little things. You know what I do? I turn them all on, including my only fan fuck light when we need it. What's it like being like a reptile or an amphibian where you need to sit under hot light all day? Well, we are trying to produce content to a degree where that we need lighting. That's so-- I'm trying to shoot the shit. [LAUGHS] You know what would be great is if we could somehow-- if we did a video of Marcus-- just have it like cartoonized like we never have our faces. It's just cartoon versions. And we just have Mark be like the fucking Canadian from South Park with his mouth. Gap it open, like-- [LAUGHS] Oh, that'd be funny. He's our little Canadian woman. So it makes that a little Canadian bitch. So we need to recap it. Mark, we went to Vegas. Yes, we did. All right, I'll mute out for the next 45 minutes when he gets like with it. I don't think I'll be that long. I think we can kind of jam through this in about 25, 30. Maybe 35. There's a lot of-- a lot of getting out. I'll say this objectively as your friend. I'm-- I miss y'all. I'm glad I didn't go. The absence makes the heart want more. You guys bet too much at me recently. Why were you-- [LAUGHS] No, I miss y'all. No, you guys look like you had a blast, so-- I did miss you too. I did. Why am I missed you, bitch? I definitely had a blast at home. OK, now spending money in Vegas. But other than that-- Bro, Vegas is too expensive. It is, dude. That's part of reason. Honestly, there was a couple reasons why I didn't go. Mostly the kids, but then the other part of it's like, if I went, my god, I'd have spent way too much money. Because man, I would have spent buying shit. I don't need to. Like, I'm still thinking about going back. But I know it's not happening until we're out of daycare. Yeah, see, I have no desire to go back to Vegas, so. Yeah, you go once, you fuck, and then you bounce out. Like, that's kind of it. Like, I don't mean-- like, I would much rather just hang with the boys for a weekend. I'm like rent like an Airbnb, get shit-faced, cook food. And just having a little host dose. Well, one cost significantly less. And I get to cook my own food and hang with the boys exclusively. The other is-- Or close dose. There are a lot of other places I would happily go before I go back to Vegas, Mark. OK, so where did we start? We met-- so we arrived basically at the same time. Yeah, we landed at like-- Oh, shoot, it was like, I think I was like 10, 15 p.m. And you were like 11 p.m. Yeah. And you were pretty close. Yeah. Meg and I checked in. You guys checked in too. Meg went to bed, and we met in the lobby of Mandalay Bay. Took the tram over to Excalibur, met a bunch of other people at the Tiki Bar, for some $3 margaritas. The $3 margaritas were not-- I was there every single night. I am aware you were there every night. Mark, I know you love your dirty castle. Dirty castle. The dirty castle, which I don't know how that got that nickname, but it's incredible. I mean, just look at it. That's how it got the nickname. Yeah. Yep. So we hit that-- what do we do? We just had a couple drinks and then called it a night, right? Yeah, yeah, it was-- I mean, we're on the west coast. It was frickin' late, but it was like 2 a.m. For us, when we landed, I was like, God, I'm fucking tired. Yeah. What did you get to bet it like 132? Yeah. What did we do Friday? We started breakfast at Dick's last resort. Oh, my God, we got to talk about Dick's. Do we even talk about Dick's every week? Well, we can talk a little bit about Dick's. We can filter the Dick experience. So for those of you who are not aware, Dick's last resort is a restaurant where the waiters, waitresses, and the entire staff just treat-- they're very sarcastic. They talk down to you, and it's absolutely fucking hidden. It's one of my favorite restaurants. The food's fine. The foods are very mediocre. You go for the experience. You go to get talked down to. It's fantastic. A little bit of shame never hurt anyone. And so I got this trash can giant drink that was 60 ounces. I'm pretty sure it was all alcohol and a splash of fruit punch. Oh, yeah, 100%. That thing was Liddy McTitty. That was fantastic. That was 11am, is when I hit that. So, or 11am, 15 or something. So I was starting hard on the pain and biggest. No, actually, I was good. I was good that morning. I got up and went to the gym, and I ran. And then I waited for breakfast because I was hungry. And we went to Dick's. Our waitress was a human of all time. She looked like a Kristen Bell. She had some Kristen Bell features, yeah. We basically went to the good place and realized it was the bad place. I think it was still the good place, but it was still the good place, but it was the bad place. So, Marcus, have you ever been to a Dick's last resort? I have not, no. Have you heard of it before? I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen videos all the fun stuff, yeah. You see, so you saw the hat? Yeah. Yeah, the hats are great. It was just a phenomenal time. The food was very mediocre, like very mediocre. I got, I don't even remember what I got. I was so hungry at that point. I was like, not sober. So, then we went to Meow Wolf after that a little later. Now Mark, we had vastly different opinions on Meow Wolf, but we were also vastly different mindsets at Meow Wolf. Yes, we were. Because you were hanging out with the kites at high in the sky. Yeah, I was, the amount of time I spent in Vegas where I was sober was basically when I was asleep. I remember when I showed up to brunch on Saturday morning, so yeah, yeah, you were still drunk at 11 a.m. I woke up still drunk, we'll get there though. We won't get there because we got some discussions to have with my guy. So we did Meow Wolf, which I was done with in about 10 minutes. It was like an interactive art exhibit, like walk through shit, it's, Mark, as you would have been bored out of your fucking mind. Probably. Yeah. It was, it was pretty fucking dumb in my, I was having that. I liked it. It was, you know, immersive art installation, I've always wanted to do one of those. I thought it tickled my brain in all the right places, do with that information what you will. No, it was fun. It was fun. Yeah, we got through it in like an hour, basically. I was done, I fell in the bar in like 20 minutes and I'm like, I'm good. So I just kept drinking at that point. I'm just in proud of myself, boys, I did not get hungover at all, which I don't know how. Yeah. Because I was drinking like a champion last that we get, it was like two weeks ago already, I guess, um, I was, I was throwing back. So, but I also paid for myself, um, after that we went to the Tiki bar, right? It was the actual Tiki bar. Yeah. The actual Tiki bar, like golden Tiki, which we ended up walking there, which was really fucking stupid. Yeah. That was a mistake. Um, it was just like in this, like, strip mall in Vegas and like not on the strip, obviously it was it like little Korea, little Chinatown, something like that. I got to look it up because it was, it was a cute little area. Yeah, which, which neighborhood was this in, um, let's see if it actually says anything. Chinatown. It was in Chinatown, it was at Chinatown Plaza actually. So that Tiki bar Tiki place was so fucking cool. It was like the coolest Tiki bar I've ever been to for sure. It was pretty cool. It was like the, in the room we were in, especially, uh, it was like pirate themed, basically, uh, it was like right out of pirates with Caribbean. The best part is they had port holes in there with just dicks. Oh my god, Marcus, you should have seen the one in particular, all of them, but the one in particular was straight up a tripod. I am not kidding. It would be uncomfortable to live with that dick. The head was at his knee. I'm not bullshitting about that. It really was and it was like, oh my god. I was like, man, I guess that somebody else knows the struggle just like me. That's why you're selling tweezers. Oh my god, you got a fucking stupid. Hey, baby, you're the one selling the tweezers. Um, yeah, no, Tiki bar was fun. Uh, good drinks, great drinks, great drinks, uh, good food too. We got some appetizers tied us over. I did not eat very much in Vegas. I did have food, but it wasn't much. So like that, like what did we have like the appetizers are there? It was like, um, I don't even remember what the food was. It wasn't enough. I know that. Oh, no, we're near enough. No, we're near enough because yeah, I have like two drinks there, whatever the appetizer was and just like just kind of vibe. That's when the the fit came out. What did you think of the fit mark? Describe my fit for the people. You had like a frickin suede silk shirt or something and it would excuse you. It was a silk like green shirt. You had white pants, right? Oh, fuck yeah, I had a white pants on and what else would choose you? What did the whole not have? What is it? What was it not wearing? I got a chain for you. We all had changed. We were rocking the chains. We had the chains rocking, we were looking good, we were looking fly, the amount of men who were trying to unbutton my shirt was not enough because Marcus wasn't there. But first of all, you just been naked from the rip. You know what I said, obviously, I said this. Would you think of the fit, Marcus? I thought the booze cruise wasn't, was sexier, but I still think, yeah, I mean, it was still pulling booze cruise vibes. There was the vibe was there. I mean, there's no hating on that vibe. But you know, I'm, again, I think I'm feeling a little more than what we rocked out the cruise of booze. So, so I will just say, here's a little teaser for you guys. When we do the buzz bars birthday bash at Holiday World, which I can't fucking wait to spill those fucking beans. Oh my God. The fit's coming back, but with the shorty shorts. Oh my God. Let's go. Imagine getting your ass just stuck to the sky. It's going to be like 95 and humid. Your cheeks are going to be like, you might need some scissors, just something to get you off the sands. Oh, just the heat, the voyage, the heat of, I mean, the sailor hats coming back because it is voyage, true, true. Like it's coming back, it's going to happen. So just buckle out, because that's going to be a fucking incredible time. Well, you look more like a pimp in this than anything. I kind of do what I didn't not intend to. The gold chain, it's kind of what does it? The gold chain is terrible. I think he was $5 for each gold chain. He was so cheap. It might have been 10, I don't know, Tim and I got him for everyone, but it was fucking hilarious. So Mark left us, I went to horror unleashed, which is like the universal horror thing that they have in Vegas. Real quick, because I don't need to spend much time on it. There was one maze called scarecrow that got me to do the, what the fuck, holy shit scare. That's right. That's right. What I was hopping around, it was fucking wild. The rest of it was pretty cool. It was very, very empty, which makes me feel like Universal's losing a lot of fucking money on it, because they had a lot of people working, like a lot of people working and there was like no one there. So I'm curious if they go more seasonal route or what they're going to do, because bitch was empty. And then your boy's been talking about doing this for a long fucking time. It was finally time for some karaoke. Now I've been joking, not really joking. I've said it before, I'll say it again, I love me some Sabrina Carbender. I'm totally her main clientele. Love me some Sabrina. So we're better than to make an absolute fucking asshole of yourself than Vegas at a karaoke bar on the strip and sing fucking Sabrina Carbender. That's what I decided to do. But first, I had to get a Dackery, because the Vegas strip is known for the Dackery bars all across the strip, Mark, as you know. You know the Dackery bars. Of course, so I went to one, we got out of the Uber and I just was like, "Fuck it, Dackery, let's go." When I went to the Dackery bar, it was me, Ruben, Tim and Shoe, I don't remember. I don't remember. There were four of us. And maybe, no, it was Scott, it was Scott, and I got the 40 ounce Dackery. Oh my gosh. And they're like, "For an extra $5, do you want to double the alcohol?" I was like, "Fuck yeah, I do." And whoever was there, I think it was, it had to, Vince Scott, I don't remember. But they said it was, they opened a brand, oh, he was there. So I don't fucking know who was there to have a picture of him. Maybe I wasn't that sober. Welcome to Vegas. Right? So one of the guys who was there said he watched them open a brand new bottle of Don Julio, and emptied a third of it into my Dackery. And so it was in his tasting, it was so bad, it was so strong. But I chugged that bitch like a champ, and I waited my hour to sing Sabrina. Tim did his, what's time to Tim, dude? I don't fucking remember. He did a song, showed it a song, Ruben did a song that I did Sabrina. I did Juno. Now, Juno's the one, have you ever tried this one, The Pose? Rafa was there, you know, like, do you know what I'm talking about, Marcus? I know what you're talking about. You just gave me a face that you have no idea what I'm talking about. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Okay, you do, of course you do. I'm asking Marcus. No. Oh, so basically on our tour, she just got in like the sluggiest poses and did like, like sex acts. But she would pretend like she'd blow in like just like all this exposition like two dancers, get around her and it looks like she's getting Eiffel towered. Wins me out. That was in Paris. Okay, let it be appropriate. So obviously I have to do this song, which I forgot which song it was when I chose it. I had immediate regret walking up there, like the most regret fucking possible. And it was a live band karaoke too, which was even more impressive. Like it's a full actual live band up there, playing the instruments. And as I walk up there like, well, this is the exact type of guy you expect to sing Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, wait. Fuck, yes they did. So I turned Sabrina Carpenter into fall out boy. Oh, my gosh. I forgot how the song sounded and I just went with Tim saying Mr. Brightside. I sang Sabrina Carpenter to the tune of Brightside, Mr. Brightside. Because I forgot what it sounded like because I have basically none of the daiquiri left. I had crushed the entire daiquiri. So I'm just fucking shitty at this point. And there is video. I now possess all the video. I am in control of all the video of this. Everyone else told me they deleted it. I don't believe them for a second though. I've also seen a rough draft of the music video for Vegas that Gary's working on, which is going to be incredible. And it's in there. Thankfully he did not use my actual singing. Thank God, but it's there, it's there. And yeah. So I did Sabrina Carpenter. I was very embarrassed. I walked off the stage. The dude flipped me off because I forgot to give him high five as I walked off the stage. And it was an experience. And then I went back to Mandalay, Vam Tam again, got some more calls. Did he cross paths when you get- I did not see you Friday night. I got a text from you after I was already laying in bed and showered when I was just nasty. Oh, I felt so nasty just from walking all day and the shoes I have, so here's the problem. I have ginormous feet and I was wearing some new balances, which run small. So my shoes were too small all day. So I was getting some gnarly blisters on my toes. So I was like, I was just done. I called them night, passed out, you were texting, he was like, come fill, hey, y'all with me and Tam, we're in the- we're gonna go get pizza, I'm like, fuck you, I'm already in bed. That was pretty much my Friday night. Mark, that was your Friday night. So I went back to Mandalay with the few people who didn't go to Universal. And a bunch of people went to Absent. Oh, they did go, huh? Which was apparently a really cool show, but- Yeah. Nobody wanted- nobody wanted to go to the 11 o'clock show. Yeah, everyone was like, falling asleep. Yeah, but I went back to Mandalay Bay and then I went over to the dirty castle and proceeded to get inner fucking planetary at the Tiki Bar. Yes, you did. $3 marks. And then I was just running from Casino to Casino, just basically just wandering. And then I rode the tram and then I got another Margarita. And then I ended up back at Mandalay Bay and found Megan. And that was it. And then I woke up drunk the next morning. Yeah. So the next morning, a bunch of people, a solid crew went on a hike. And when I was asked if I wanted to go on a hike, I was like, you're telling me I have to leave this hotel room at seven in the morning after a first full day at night in Vegas. You're fucking insane. So I slept until like nine o'clock or something like that. And then I got up and I was just like, I need to eat so badly. So I texted Tim. I texted you too, Mark, but you weren't awake. And Scott and I was like, guys, I need food. And Rafa and Dex had already done their own thing. We were all like, we basically were all like, oh, where are we going to eat? Where are we going to eat? And I was like, I think Rafa was like, oh, I was just told we're eating at the slutty egg or some shit like that. I don't remember what it was called, like the moist egg white. I don't know. It was weird. What it was called was weird. And I was like, okay, well, we're going to the Venetian and getting brunch. So I went to the Venetian. It was Tim and I to start and you and Meg's had said you were on your way. So we went over there, had brunch, which was fine, nothing to write home about. They have these mini waffles that were delicious though. I ate like seven of them, they were so good. And then we hung out in Scott's room, then we did Adventure Dome and the New York New York coaster. Hold on, hold on, we got to talk about Adventure Dome. I don't want to talk about Adventure Dome. That plays fucking sock stewed. Man, like, go ahead Mark, go ahead, sorry. So this was my first time in Las Vegas in 20 years. So I was basically experiencing this place for the first time. Many years ago, I went to Adventure Dome, walked in, this was before they had a ton of security, walked in because there's a paper ride, I think, or they had like take a booth still. Canyon Blasters closed. I have photos of them like welding the rails on one of the turnarounds between the loops and the corkscrews. So I was excited to get a nice plus to this weekend, who look at this guy. Look at you, you're closing in on me, boy guy. Yeah, so El Loco, honestly, both coasters, I probably liked them a lot more than I should have, just because, like I said, I was not sober for very much time in Las Vegas. And I was just happy to get on some fucking coasters, like, I had been on coasters since we went to Dornig. Oh shit. Yeah. So I was just really happy to get on some coasters to be hanging out with so many awesome people and I was just, I was happy, I was feeling good. So yeah, El Loco, I liked it, I thought it was a lot of fun. Um, dude, that thing was janky as fuck, that's why it's so much fun. You're also on the second ride, so I wrote it in front and in back. Second ride, the speakers actually worked. There's audio on there? Yeah, there's audio. But like, almost every time it doesn't work, but this one had actually worked and I don't think the sound made the ride better, but it definitely made it more of a meme almost. It was really hard because it sucked. It was okay. The El Loco at Indiana Beach Steel Hog. Fine. Yeah. Yeah. Here is the difference. So that one, you know how the drop is trimmed? Yeah. This one is not trimmed. Oh shit. And this one isn't beyond vertical though. This one gets to 90 degrees and that's it. No, wait. That was beyond vertical, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? What's that? Am I losing my fucking mind? I mean, yeah. El Loco. Venturo. Oh, it doesn't have angle. Yeah, look at the fucking angle, dude. That's beyond fucking vertical, you moron. Oh, it's not. Yes, it is. Oh, it's not. I can't find a good photo of it. It's just a standard El Loco model, which is the same as Steel Hog. Oh, what's that? Fuck you. Okay, this is not beyond vertical. Guess it is. You might ask, for all you're wrong. Am I drug the fact, check you? Are you posting a picture right now, please? Yes. Am I completely wrong? Yeah, you are. Damn it, it is 100% vertical. Okay, well, fuck me, then. It was a wild first drop, though, because you had some speed going down it. It is fun. Yeah. The photos of the ride don't do that, like that pre-drop justice, but that turn is significantly lower than the top of the lift. You don't realize it from all the vantage points you can see it at. So yeah, you hit that crest with some speed. Yeah. And you're flung. I was not expecting it. I was like, oh, shit. There's no trigger. The rest was all hang time bullshit. Canyon Blaster. So I wrote Canyon Blaster, like 23 years ago. And what do you tell you? I enjoyed it then. It's still probably one of the better arrow loopers to ever exist. I put it in the good arrow category. I'm not going to put it in good arrow, but it's one of the better arrows. Like? Because good arrow was like Tennessee tornado and- It's like a me Tennessee tornado, though. Because it has the latest generation of trains. So they actually figured out how to make the ride smooth. But yeah, it was a decently smooth ride because it's an arrow. It still feels kind of janky and had good airtime and multiple spots. It just really good G's and the loops and the turns. It was fastest, fuck. Yeah, it was real fast. Yeah. Yeah, it was moving. Okay. New York, New York, Australia, which you did not ride. Oh, no, no, no. We got another ride to talk about. Oh, god damn it. Marcus, I'm sorry. This is 45 minutes. I did not expect to do it. I figured it wouldn't be. That's fine. I'm just rolling, baby. You're just vibing. Yes, we do have one more ride to talk about. One of the worst, the rides of all time, let's just go there, was it advertised as 40? Oh shit, that makes it even worse. So there was a simulator ride. Theme two angry birds. No, because we're in Vegas and no one knows how to, you know, like walk in a line and fill a row, then I think there were like seven or eight of us and we all got split in three different rows. Different seats. We weren't even next to each other really. It was like just like, at the Hodgepodge seats. And this thing had to be from the early '90s, like just keeps on getting re-skid, basically. They keep on putting a new movie and upgrading the projector. That's all of us. So the first time we faulted, like Anna, the ride out goes, yeah, something went wrong. We just got to restart it. Is that what else? Oh, Fitz tried to get on it and there were enough seats so she kicked him off the ride. What did she say, Mark? It was, were you on with us or were you a different group? No, I was the other group. So yeah, we faulted and she just like turns white on and goes, I got to just fix something real quick. Hold on. And it was like, if we weren't synced to the video and it was just wild. Yeah, because they had the clock on the outside and they're like next showing in however much time. And I noticed it like jumped up at one point. I was like, what the hell's going on? I was like, why are we waiting for this? Okay. So I was actually a little bit pissed afterwards. I was pissed on there. You want to know how I was not at this level pissed markets, but I was getting close to it. Hex level pissed. You were pretty pissed of Hex. I was really, I was really pissed at that point in the day because I just wanted to keep moving and it just took forever and my Cuban sandwich was so bad. I was like, oh, the towers, my fucking mom, you buy a Cuban in England, you idiot. I mean, you're not wrong. Honestly, probably, probably if I ever get back to olden towers and I don't get the Cuban sandwich, I'm going to be much happier of a person. But also, I have literally zero desire to go back to olden because all of their rides are men as fuck. They're like, absolutely men as fuck. They don't have one good ride, one elite ride at olden. Again, I mean, olden towers doesn't have one fucking elite ride. It is all ass mictitties. Not even mictitties, just ass, just ass. Yeah, no, they don't even get the benefit of mictitties. Thorpe is headed shoulders, the best park in the country. Blackpool is better than all of them. Oh, yeah, I thought you said blackpool is better than Thorpe, I was like, are you fucking all of them? No, God, no, I'm not. That's dumb. I'm in any of them. Not that stupid. I mean. Pause. Respect. Respectful dick. No. Mm-hmm. So, um, I, I think my next video series that I'm going to make is shooting on England coasters. That'll be here for that. Just drop, drop your nuts, literally. You should just nuts dropping on, uh, on oblivion. I was capable of doing that and, yeah, I would. Okay. Moving on. Uh, New York, New York coaster, uh, was the most painful fucking experience ever because they have like 20 minutes where they didn't send a train. Is premiere trains with comfort collars now? Um, I don't understand those restraints in the slightest. I don't know why they have those shitty ass little vass on on, they do nothing. They're not going to keep you in, um, the ride was still beyond fucking terrible. The bottom of like that, I don't even know. You know the, the, the roll into like the half loop, looks like straight out of rollercoaster tycoon. Yeah. Um, was one of the most jarring jolts I've ever felt on a ride. And then the rest of it just existed. I think I was talking to Scott while we were over there. How Vegas hasn't capitalized on like all legit, like big ass, good coaster at this point. I still don't understand it. Like how one of these, cause like, you know, you had speed, which was that Sahara, which got demolished. Like, but they saved the ride, like speed was actually like a good fucking coaster. Yeah. Speed was not bad by any stretch. It was a blow away, but it was pretty solid. Good launches, uh, it had the loop. Yeah. Um, the, the S turn and then the spike and really, you know, it was a rush. So part of me thinks like the main reason probably as Vegas has gone much more like a high dollar, like in terms of what they want from their clientele and like rollercoasters aren't seen as high dollar. Um, but man, you could put a fucking big ass coaster just rolling through there at one of like, the, you know, the lower tier resorts and just, I mean, I think it was like the discounted rate was like 18 bucks a person, 20 bucks a person for New York New York minister. Like the, the, if you walked up and bought a ticket, it was $25 or $28 or some wild bullshit like that, it was so much money to ride that ride and the queue was like full. They are just printing money on that thing. It's like, man, could you imagine like a fucking RMC in Vegas? Oh gosh. That would mean I have to go back, which I will not do, but yeah. So we did that and after New York, New York, we went to Brew Dog. They had a facility right across the strip from New York, New York, and we watched the football drink some beer, have two beer towers, specifically two. You saw, you saw what I did, right, Marguise? Yes. Yeah. That video will stay not publicized at this time. Yeah. I suck it up, push it forward. I should have over. Listen. I might post it next week, um, mostly then, um, what else would we do? We drank. We watched the end of the bear's game with 10. He was fucking jacked up. When we do after that, I think we just kind of walked back. We walked back. We got some jello shots. Yep. Take you bar. Take you bar. Nate and, uh, DJ Tyler bought a bottle of fucking something and we were just chugging a bottle walking down the strip, which was fucking wild, man, like, Vegas is like the most unhinged place. I don't know. I don't know. It was wild outside of the cabin crawl at Cedar Point, Vegas is the most unhinged place. Yeah. Because I still think when we did that cabin crawl, we were so out of pocket. Oh, we were, I'm surprised. I'm surprised like we did get talk to, I mean, it's Vegas, so damn, it is a 90 degree job. I'm a dumbass. Yeah. Okay. No, I think I think I got a good Vegas experience. I don't know if I had too much fun or not enough fun or the right amount of fun. But I think you had a very long bar. No, we didn't completely forgot about it. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good time. It was a good trip, um, the flights were fucking long. The flight over there actually took fucking forever. There was like a really strong headwind that we were just like not moving in. Oh, yeah. And then I was able to like sleep for like the last hour or so. Oh my god, um, this is a dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. I have to, I have to read this here because it literally, I just switched windows because Markie's on that picture. They're called algorithms because Al Gore actually created the internet. I mean, that's a fact, my guy. Al Gore, I fuck, I fucking hate it here, man. So Vegas was a good time. Can't wait for Dollywood, um, gotta start continue training for the 10 K that I'm running. Woo. So hey, it's pretty fun. I absolutely is, I'm excited about it. So that was Vegas. Bob and I, we got some news and an hour in, we hit the news. Fantastic. I don't see why we got a lot of news this week. Yeah, yeah, starting, uh, yeah, 15th, what we got here. So I mean, the first big news that dropped was I started a street who's now we'd. Yeah. It happens. Yeah, I saw some videos of that day, uh, the wind gust that that Orlando's having in the area. It's insane. Yeah, that's not a surprise at all. Yeah. Yeah, apparently no coaster con was happening this weekend. So a lot of shit dropped, uh, yeah, uh, dream world in Australia is closing the their Mato coaster, thank God, those are, man, those are fine, they're fine, I like those, man, you're amazing. I don't. I don't. Drop the, uh, verbotenary new. Go ahead, Mark. Sorry. I don't think it was, uh, all right, no, maybe, no, never mind. It might be a clone. Oh, fact, check yourself, bitch. Oh, uh, yeah, be jeep fans, uh, I was able to get the verbotenary do it was a custom one, you're right. You're right. Oh, that looks terrible. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this one's by intimate. Is it? Oh, yeah. Never mind, that's gonna be trash, it doesn't look good. Oh, it's, it's basically the Rita layout. Yeah, which again, I'm going to get a chance to ride really, you never know, that matter redeemed. The rate is the same thing as fucking desert struggle, desert race, formula, uh, that's wonderful. Oh, shit. Desert storm. This is where ghosts are called. But that, that's the layout. Yeah. This is the one in, uh, castles and ghosters in Phoenix. Yeah. I, I'm aware. We're something. All right. Oh, yeah, I'm by Felicia, um, next thing is a up in Canadian, it looks like a galaxy land that admitted mollus looking like they're gonna build something new. Interesting. It's, it's going to be a nerf themed Vakoma launch coaster. Oh, shit, really? Yeah. Yeah. Read down a little bit there, but bro, I'm too lazy to click, uh, uh, where's the say that in the description? Does it? Yeah, the track is on site already. Yeah, so the train's like nerf gun. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. That's cool. The multiple launches and everything, uh, family thrill, oh, it left it for modes. Oh, shit. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Oh, shit, that's like really cool. I kind of want to remember, oh, they already got the fucking trains there too. Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. That's cool, that's cool, fuck, hell yeah, of nerf. Alright, pause, real quick. I want to thank, uh, our friend Parkineer, our guest last week, um, he, he sent me a gift. Oh, he did send you a gift, and it was a picture of him naked. Oh, thank you, my guy, Ryan, you're beautiful man. What, what did it say? What was the, uh, verbage on there? Uh, I've got your package, my dude, I actually put up on my wallet, you guys can see it like that stuff. It's been really, oh my gosh, human ad is one of those, you know, things to heart. See, this, I love that shit, man. Yeah, just dumb shit is always the best shit. Yeah. People take the shit seriously sometimes, just have fun with it, you know. Yeah. Uh, also, uh, shout out to friend of the pod, and, um, you know, overall good dude, uh, Gucci. The Gucci, Gucci hitting a thousand and six life city of city. Yeah. That's how it's about to fight, do we need to just do, like, are we going to be that those dumbasses who just like keep like pimping out all our friends who went there and like fuck with them? And, yeah, we should have Gucci on us, uh, basically two of me, honestly, I think we should have Gucci on because he's actually awesome. Oh, Gucci, I love, I'm, I'm having some Gucci. Yeah. I love Gucci. If you still listen, I don't think you do, but if you, you have a standing invitation any time you want to come on, but you are welcome. So come on the show and tell us about Kadea City and don't hold back because I know you enjoyed it. But also, like, let's get more like real reviews, please. I mean, I'm seeing from people that, you know, Dan just went there, a friend of ours from before, we really got the show going and he said that you enjoyed it, so yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of people are going, so, yeah, I know Larson's going in a couple weeks and with a whole crew and apparently, he's might go, which is, I don't know how that man's going to survive a couple of days about beer, um, love you, Matt, you suck at chugging beer. Oh my god. Also, this bitch calling me out. You're the third best chugger in this video call right now. No, don't you dare disrespect him, like that. You have been disrespected. You disrespected yourself. No, don't put me at Mark's level. That is just rude. And I called him right here, baby. Listen, I know that I'm good at it. You know, he's good. I know you're better than titties, that like that, but yeah, he's not a great chugger. He's an okay chugger, but he's a terrible chugger. He's also really, really haphazard with it. He's no control. Yeah, man, he's just beating this dick against the wall. He's not like focused and, you know, especially when he's a little sauce. He's just all his dick against the canal, you're description of all time. We can put that on the truck. We can put that on the truck rider scale. Perfect. Good gravy. Is that a good thing or a bad thing or is it man? I don't even know. It's all the above. Maybe it depends on what you're talking about, you know? Your club, you're beating your dick against the wall, you know? What? Exactly. So, speaking of beating your dick against the wall, universal Orlando. What? What is that sound? I'm almost there. Oh my God. No, I understand how you went from that to this. I do, I do keep going. I can help you get there, Marcus. Come on, keep going. Universal Orlando finally announced their next attraction. It's going to be called in Orlando, mind you. Fast and furious Hollywood Drift, the Los Angeles, or the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of coasters. It's basically going to be the same as Fast and Furious in Hollywood. No, it's not the same, it's going to be, it's going to be the same type of ride but just differently. Bitch. Bitch. I'm already ready to go. And yeah, beating your dick against the wall, come on guys, cheese, Christ. It's the intimate fanboys beating their dick against the wall for it. Okay. Before you go on your round or I want to say is I saw the teaser, I was sure. I was positive that it was going to be like an announcement of the opening date for the California ride. And then everyone starts talking about like Orlando and shit, I'm like, what is going on? Okay. So as probably the number one hater of the Fast and Furious franchise, I fucking hate the theme obviously. You have the opportunity. So it's going to have a reverse spike or spike that goes 170 feet that goes up by like the entrance of the park. Cool. You have the perfect fucking opportunity. There's so many different things they could have, ghost busters would have worked perfectly. But they probably say, oh, ghost busters are making a fine. What they should have done was a King Kong ride. Where they made the spike be the Empire State Building. King Kong, they got shit on me. Right. If anything, it should have been a great movie ride where each car was seen till I could do a different movie. Yeah. Blues brothers, ghost busters, back to the future, Fast and Furious, it's really cool. Somebody had mentioned that because like on like the one of the construction walls they had, all those things on there. Universal pencil that in for, I don't know, 10 years. Okay. Here's the fucking problem. Now with the ride with the fucking morons on the internet. I need to get closer to this one. Oh, Christ. Here we go. Just like RMC, Sun of Beast, you cannot RMC a coaster that does not exist. That is a new coaster all by itself. You cannot clone a ride that is fully built on the side of a fucking hill on the terrain in California and flat as fuck, Florida. This is not a clone. It is a ride using the same technology, both probably which we don't even know any fucking thing about this ride right now besides that it has that spike. We know fucking jack off all about this ride. Stop calling it a motherfucking clone of the one in California. You sound like a fucking moron. Stop it. I'm gonna get the idiot stick and hit you upside the head. Calm the fuck down. Okay. Now I'm good. Thanks. That was your ASMR minute, I guess. I'm gonna start tapping the microphone now. That was wildly abrasive. It shouldn't be abrasive because these dumb ass motherfuckers are gonna call it a fucking clone. Don't even be the same fucking ride. What's gonna happen, which is gonna be even more hilarious, isn't gonna be better than the one in California because it doesn't have to use the launches to go back up the fucking hill and lose all its momentum. The one in California is gonna be ass. This one's gonna be me. I don't know. Fucking god damn this fucking bean bullshit. So leave us with a churro stan the entire time you build the fucking ride. Please? I live in happier with despicable me as a theme. Like. GIFOCT. Oh god. I'm moving on. Nah. I'm pissed off. Thanks a lot Marcus. You're welcome, MIPS. Yeah. The Raven is getting retract at holiday, right? Fucking time. Yeah. There's some parts that were pretty rough on that ride. Yeah. That was brutal. I can't wait to cuddle with you on the Raven. And it looks like it's the bad parts that are getting retract, so that's even better. Yeah. Yeah. Those were bad even a few years ago when I rode it last. Yeah. I think I this year I went two years ago, but yeah. I'm excited to get a train full of us dumb asses on these rides to get there. Besides for a legend, that wrecking go suck a dick. I hate legends. Fine as we got. Fire runner at Lost Island is getting a dive through element. Fly through element. That's pretty cool. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. Magic. Magic mountain. What? Great America is getting doing some bullshit for their 15th. Congratulations to you, fuckers. Oh. Carolwinds is teasing getting their dick against a wall. They're getting that water ride. Yeah. Well, they're teasing it. You okay? You okay? The dick against a wall is the wildest comment I've ever fucking pulled along the entire time. Something happened. Did I get my dick? My dick? Yep. Did you get a triple dick with your dick? Thank you Mr. Wall. Listen, I scored the game in a goal, baby. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Dragon Con at Port Adventura is getting a retract as well. Well, we're placed really not really retract. So yeah, that part needed it so badly. It was brutal as fuck. Are they just doing the loop? That's all that needs. Like literally the entrance into the loop or the pull out of the loop. Yeah. It was like the most insane head banging ever in like pothole. Yeah. And if they fix that, that's a top five, you know. Yeah. New columns. New track. Yeah. But that's interesting. I think it's that part and then like I think that doing one more valley as well. I think they're going to just do it in phases rather than like the whole method. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the more more you see some of these famous B&M's out there, these parks aren't getting rid of these rides. They're just redoing them. Yeah. So that ride is absolutely worth it. Oh, yeah. No, that is one of the most famous B&M's out there, let alone and one of the best. So I would be pissed if it left before I got a chance to ride it. So Japan is so good. 100%. So good. Oh, I love it. I want to go back. Yeah, right. Oh. I mean, I just want to go. So. Yeah. Oh, what else? What else? What else? Oh, yeah. Fast and furious bullshit. Oh, the big news today. I'm hoping on is coming to Universal Japan. Yay. And there is a, I guess in this article that dropped a little tidbit. That's a state said it's coming to take over a lost continent of islands of adventure, but it's not officially confirmed yet. So it looks like we are going to get a Pokemon ride and lost continent and the islands of adventure. So you're going to be able to go ride dinosaurs and Hagrid and then you're going to go get to play with Pikachu. Gotta catch them all. All the fandoms. Okay, man. God. The Pokemon Go integrations going to be wild, Mark. I don't know if you're going to be able to handle it. Yeah. So that is the news for the week. Questions. Did you post it on Twitter, Marcus? I did not know. I did not either. So perfect. All right. Let me see what type of answers we have on here. Still well. Assuming theory is number one. The next top four coasters and carolens lineup. Brother. Oof. Afterburn. It's clearly the second best rate. Yeah. Did you have strawberries? Yeah. Afterburns, two. What's three? I can't remember what's there. That's how unin. I mean, it's got to be copyright strike. Yeah, probably copyright head and then Thunder Striker. Yeah, Thunder Striker when it was actually good and didn't have this. I mean, it's always had shitty fucking. Herlar actually wasn't bad. Herlar is not good though. Not good. That's just one bad. I mean, that's a four. I mean, you're looking at afterburn, copperhead. Herlar maybe Thunder, or Thunder Striker then. Herlar? Because what's your other option? Nothing good. Yeah, that bark has the worst fucking lineup. Yeah, it drops off so hard after copperhead. That's why I'm so excited when we go to carolens for that event that we're going to just be hanging out of the swimmer bar. That's worked. You're going to find me either at a brewery or the swimmer bar besides for ready fairy. Pretty much on that one. Because the rest of those coasters suck. So bad. Well, the next thing I, the next prompt we had was what, or what did I say? Why is Marcus, what is Marcus's villain origin? Would you like to hear what people had to say? Sure. Okay. There's only three responses. I did use the picture, the glass picture, which you have to use that as the fucking episode art. I don't know. I kind of want to use you with your chain coming off and put a pinpad on you. I'll do that. Do the still image of me doing karaoke. The reason you are in the villain, Marcus, is fast casual restaurants. That was from still well. Whoever feery three, two, five and is speaking of care wins. So he sided with inside the magic. Wait, what? That's why you would be a villain as you sided with inside the magic. Oh, no, 100%. But that will be your original story. And the final one is from our good buddy, Parkineer, who is now engaging with us. Significantly, Ryan. Thank you. He's a kick's kids and babies whose coach counted below 100. Honestly, that's kind of fucking wild. I love it. You're for it, Ryan. Thank you for that. You can add a control, man. Yep. I'm here for it. I'm just going to say it. I'm going to say this. And Zach, I want you to take offense to this. I think you might have an on your left fucking moment here, man. I think this guy might be coming for your why are you like this award? So Zach, buckle the fuck up because you've got a, you got a crown to keep. I don't know why I just said that. That's on me. So sorry guys for the questions. We get next week. The show says, if we're jumping back to Discord, we can visc. If given the opportunity, would you go up a random half of your coaster creds and the memories you have of them to be able to experience them again for the first time? Yes. Immediately without question. Really? Why would you not? Because there's a lot of these spinners and shitty coasters that I wrote that I don't want to really have to relive. For every, listen, for every four visa spinners, there's a velocity coaster. Imagine getting on the Mosesaurus roll for the first time again. You remember that first time? Sure. It's like losing your virginity. It's that first insertion. You want to go back and get that first time in, you know? It's like all price to pay for salvation. Listen. Says the man. Says the man. Says the man. An hour passed. Quietness. Now we're in a half now. Thank you. Wow. So Mark wants us to say yes, we would reset. So he won't reset. So he has a higher credit count than the most. That's also true. You would go back to having the highest count. You'd never want to get proud of you, Mark. You're thinking, listen, that's big brain share right there. That's just some breathing. Big presentation. Yeah. All right. So apparently Dex wants us to not like each other anymore. I haven't eaten half of these pizzas. So I can't. Dude, I've eaten like three of these. Yeah. Okay. What? Okay. So Dex came out with the best frozen pizza. Pracking. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Does your nose not? It's all across. Tony's is terrible. I've never had. I've never heard of Tony's before. It's terrible. You don't want it. Tombstone also straight garbage. Tombstone is fucking delicious and you could suck a dick. I love Tombstone. That wins. By the way, this is tireless. I love Tony. You're so wrong. I've never been more wrong. I'm so right. And you just can't handle it. The scream and Sicilian is just like all pepperoni. It's so good. I love it. Hell yeah. It's a good one. That sounds like something. It's real greasy guy. You can never go wrong with anything Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's is goaded. Totino's can fuck off. So bad. Are we sure that's actually pizza? Yeah. No. There isn't. But that's what I cooked us in high school. That's what that was. Oh, God. I bought some pizza rolls a couple of weeks back and are like two months ago. I'm finally just finished them tonight actually. Here's the hack for pizza rolls. Are you guys ready? It is hot honey. Everything bagel seasoning. Dip it in ranch. You're fucking welcome. If you try it, you're going to love it. Yeah. Yeah. Red baron is god awful. If you dare say you like red baron frozen pizza, I will slap you. I will drive over and slap either of you. They've good French bread pizzas. Different conversation. It is a different conversation entirely. Jacks was terrible. I have never, ever, ever heard of jacks. I have. That was. It's it's in like CVS and shit like that. Yeah. So that. CPK frozen pizza way better than their fresh like in restaurant pizza. California pizza kitchen by the way. Yeah. Just fuck off. You can fuck off because their barbecue chicken pizza is very good. Good to gather, which is target. I haven't heard anything on the right side. Besides CPK and sure no stuff. Rounds. We have very good. Pasta sauce. Kirkland is. It's good. Kirkland's fucking great. For sure to sucks. When the pandemic first started in the grocery stores, we're like a stripped bear. Yep. Of all the fresh. Shut up was still there. For sure it was still there. That's when you know. Yep. Also home run in was still there. Never heard of that before. Yeah. It's really bad. Here's what is missing on this. The Detroit pizza co. Our motor city pizza or whatever the fuck it's called from Costco. That is so freaking good for frozen pizza. Yeah it's really good for the pizza. For me though personally I'm going with Kirkland. Could you just can't beat a good Costco deal? Yeah. Or probably the motor city pizza co or whatever it's called. Which isn't even on the list but. And I will slap you for saying tombstone Marcus. Tombstone best. I had some this week. Oh. It's nasty. I could piece in tomorrow. Fuck. That sounds really good. Um. Okay so. Oh I forgot to mention what my Juno pose was. Which that was a saw nice thing Marcus. So I put the microphone above my head and pretended to jerk off all over my face. Okay. Just just hit one of those guys. What would be your Juno pose? Yeah. Uh. It's pretty good off. I probably do like some weird like back arch or something I don't know. Yeah. Yours would or his would. Whose? It would yours pose be a weird uh. Yeah. Um. Would your probably mind. Um. No you got a you got a. No. Um. Um. Mark said here while in right now. My brother we are live recording. I don't see why he wouldn't. I don't see why. It is. Get it. Get ready for this get ready for this. Okay. Well what's he going to do? I'm ready. Just hit him with the same. That's not a bitch. You moat. Son of a bitch. I need him to hear that though. I know. Damn Marcus. You moat. Bowton. Son of a bitch. Damn right. Um. Anyway. So my other pose that I was going to do. Which I thought of afterwards when I was like not that drunk anymore. I should have like jerked off all over the ground. But that would have been like offensive because like none of our people were sitting in the front row. So Meg was there. What did Meg have to say about the karaoke? I don't even remember. Okay. Marcus what's your slutty uh Juno pose? Oh. See Marcus understands this. He just said he'd do a back arch. Look a bitch. Harder soft. You're a soft imagination. It wouldn't even be an arch. You're a sad. You're lazy fuck aren't you Mark? What to do a back arch. Well you guys are just jerking off your faces. I mean what's wrong with jerking off your faces? Nothing but it's not as hard as a back arch. No you're you you you wouldn't even arch you would round. You're not you're not arching anything you're. That's why it's hard. No pun intended come get your man Marcus. What is your most boomer take speaking of? Oh man. Let me fix my shit. No no pause. If you've made it this far you tell us our most boomer takes on here. Are we talking life in general we talking like coasters and shit. Coasters. I think coasters. I don't know. I mean Tyler didn't really say. Yeah. I mean I was thinking in life and then coasters. I mean I could really say this is I would say boomer boomer take but. Peak. Coaster enthusiasm was the 2000s. Yeah the internet was starting to pop off. But it wasn't social media. So a lot of times you had to develop a sense of having to have an actual discussion with people. Unless you were on three park reviews forums and. And then like the early 2000s that was fine. Oh yeah don't even before I mean like forums were everywhere. The good websites were out there. You know again it's that's that's peak. Coaster enthusiasm because the community wasn't shaped around inside the magic clickbait bullshit. And as a group of people who do inside the magic clickbait bullshit for the laws. Who acknowledged to clickbait bullshit by the way I think that's a slight difference. But yeah no I think the 2000s definitely were peak. I really really enjoyed me. I learned so much at that time. I don't think enthusiasts today learn. From good people. You see a lot of bad takes out there like especially some things that like we know. I'll say this I the spread of the ease of knowledge out there has made the enthusiast community dumber. So you get a lot of misinformed people it's like basically the rest of all of our lives. Just more information made you stupider quicker information made you dumber. I really take the time to look or think or look critically or talk to people who know better and actually learn about everything so. I don't know I feel us guys and our guys and gals and our you know mid 30s 40s just know more about like the business that these kids out here like let's ride. Iron guise 755,000 times y'all fucking there's 30 coasters at the park to go ride some sorry I'm talking about what's the name Kayla. Yeah throwing him on the bus a little bit come on man like people still did that shit I'm not saying that's that's not. We had that one dude to see the point who rode money for it's like 700,000 times so. Of course he got t-shirt on single rider fuck me in the ass on the back I forget what he had on it. What? You never heard of that guy or someone with a mark I know I know mark you have to remember him. Oh yeah. Yeah. There was a group there's a little bandito of a coaster or a cedar point fanboys that would just ride like two or three rides and that's it. Oh those time people okay. Yeah, but that guy was like 85 and he was just like marathoning bloody force kind of off. Yeah, but I digress. What's your boomer takes? I'm trying to thank man. I got a lot of boomer takes. So what's one statement? They shouldn't you shouldn't keep old rides just because they're old and nostalgic and if you have an opportunity to improve it do it. Hi Gemini, hi Magnum. Those rides going would fucking improve that part so much. Yeah, you got to be a corp screw. You got to be okay moving on from quote unquote classics. Yep. Mark. Mark. And to us for coasters. There's a lot of like properly old wooden coasters like vintage wooden coasters that are better than. Better than like all the 90s would ease and honestly even some modern would ease to. Yeah, there you go. Okay, let me go. Yeah. What's our next question? So what do you guys take it? Yeah, that's an easy one, Gemini fuck off. That's a big plot right there. You can spend so far. Yeah, you can do a lot. That's got to be big either. You don't need like a two two two two two 50 footer to really get some good airtime from any manufacturer. You really could get some great of a coma. Get a big ass of a coma. Not a not an officer there to have a tilt, but you know get like a 175 foot. Yeah, but I mean better give me like a double size version of the phonics. Oh, the sex. Oh, that'd be so good. Honestly, I'm getting ready to see the creek mine ride. But there's no space though. Well, airtime. I know that's a that's a that's a ton of wasted space. Yeah, but if you're looking like it is a huge plot of land that it sits on. And it's a ride that just doesn't do anything. It's not. It's not a good ride. They keep it around because they severely lack family rides. Tarot out and build an actual good family ride. Yeah, but like the plot of land that it's on is bigger than you think. I'm looking at it right now. It's not. It is. It's not. It's not. It is. It's not. It is. Mark is not. It is. Mark. It's not. Gemini is possibly twice as big. Not not really. Holy holy screenshot. Let me get my snipping tool because Jesus fucking Christ. You got to remember it goes all the way behind skyhawk. Hey, fucker. I know you can go over the railroad tracks. You can go to where you can't go that far. You can't go on a millennium island. Dude, there's not much space. The pool right next to millennium forces turn where what's nuts used to be. Shoot the rapids. You could use that space too. Mark, you really think they're going to jump over that circle of hell twice. They're never going to build that redo anything in that gap. They are probably going to do that with whatever they're replacing. Whitewater snake or falls with. I don't know, Mark. I don't know. Tom, what are you doing? Oh, we're here as a Gemini. Yeah, I already said Gemini is fucking gone. There you go. V, we already told you about that. What are each of your favorite breweries in the metro areas you live in? What's your favorite drink at those breweries? Oh, God, I don't. It's not good breweries right around me. We have water, vanilla Java Porter. If you go to Dornie, don't go for beer anywhere around here. That's all I'm going to say. Just keep going. I don't know what else to say. I haven't done enough exploring around me to really look. I really got to go some more breweries around me. They just opened one like a new tap room nearby that like I got to check out, I guess. But I've been disappointed with every brewery I've gone to around here. There was that one pizza place that I went to that was a brewery that was pretty solid. And they were like lotters and they were solid, but I haven't been back. So that tells you and that was September. So if it's been five months since I've been to a brewery, that's probably not a good thing. Wow. Yeah. Not like the breweries around here are not good. I miss my Texas beer immensely because like besides from falls out of there was just so many good breweries around. And like the pain and hassle to drive into Philly just sucks. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. Not for sure. I wouldn't want to do this. Yeah. I'd rather drive into like fucking Brooklyn. I wasn't spending that much time in the car. At least they have great breweries. True. And then there's other half. Other half has dropped off a cliff, dude. I just drink one tonight, dude. Yeah, dude. You also think urban artifacts not good. So suck a dick. It's not good. It's good. See? Exactly. Trusting you. It's easy because you're not beautiful. Okay. I love this question from Zach. Oh my God. Do you have any tricks for getting an uncooperative infant with surprisingly strong neck muscles into a car seat asking for a friend? What is this baby doing with his head? Her head. Her head. Sorry. Flip in the head. Just smack it. Yeah. Good. And if it's got strong ass head, all they do is lift their neck up all day. Is that that age where she just lifted her neck up and was looking around? What are they doing in the car scene? Well, I mean, he's probably bowing her neck back. I don't want to get in the seat. A tricks. B. I don't know. Get a little tickle on there. Get a laugh. Yeah. Distract him. Yeah. Distraction is always key. Yeah. So I don't, I don't, it's been so long since I dealt with it. But I honestly forget. Literally longer than this podcast last time. I dealt with somebody less than that. Eight years, boys. Geez. All right. Jake, there's a decent snow possible. I just heard him hitting me over the weekend with six or 12 packs. Should I get you should get some creamy fucking paint. Should go to urban artifact like a grown adult and get yourself a big thick 10% something sexy and just get fucked on the weekend. Okay, Jake, go get some, go get some Guinness, go get some cut waters. Get them my tie, cut water, Jake. They're 12 and a half percent. It's a matter of days. Okay. How do y'all live in winter? We're humans, Carl. How do you live in Florida in the summer? Yeah, dude. 99% humidity at 90 fuck off, dude. I'll take 18 any day of the week. I can put more clothes on. Oh, yeah. That's human. You can't take it off. I can't take my skin off my guy. That is wet. No, thanks. That is always the difference. I'll take snow, which is going to snow this weekend. I'll take the wind out to all that stuff. Humidity could suck a dick. I'll never move this out. I'll never move south of the Mason Dixon man. I can't take that shit. Mostly because of the racism. Also because it's too hot, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys ever have one of those pizza cookers that sexy Mike posted? No. Hell no? Hmm. So that thing was elite. That is a rich white person thing. So yeah. That thing was $20. You're pretty on brand for that. Let's be honest. That thing was $20. I had what you'd like to call an oven. Or in some cases just fuck you a microwave. Okay. So in my real fat face, I would have that. But I would get those frozen pretzels from the grocery store. Put those on there too. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There you go. I fucking love that thing. Dude, it was so handy. I loved it. Okay. Um, McIill, what is your coolest thing happen to you on a coaster last year? Hyperia ERT. Yeah. That was the event of the year. And Hyperia. Period for a moment. Yeah. Hyperia just fucking fucked, dude. Hyperia was so much fun. I love you, Mark. Pull out, Mark. I love you, buddy. It feels so good. I understand it. Oh my god. I'm trying to do it for the first 90. You couldn't take that last 10. Oh shit. What about you, Mark? I try to remember where I even wet a frickin' six flags. Six flags, cedar point, and dordy. What a year. Um, I mean, top throw two is really cool. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Also, Batman Gotham City Escape. I forget to mention that bad boy. That was a phenomenal time. Me and Joey, late night, blood fuckery, at midnight trying to get the last rides on that thing. Fantastic. That was good. Uh, the funniest thing to happen to you in a coaster last year? Oh. Oh no. Funniest. Life. That saw ride was pretty fuckin' great. That saw the ride wasn't great, but what we were doing. The ride was terrible, the cue. That, honestly, that cue defined the next generation of friendship. Honestly, because without that cue and us doing the stupid lies, deception, moral lies. Everyday moral lies. Am I horrible? Have you come to kill me? There's not much to be left. Oh. Yeah. I think it was that cue. Yeah, that was just, I didn't rain in the middle of it, so here's butt fuckin' around in the middle of it. That was such a fun day. That day was like a best day. Thorep honestly was probably my favorite day of the entire trip. No, it was my favorite day of the entire trip. No, I think it was actually my favorite, one of my favorite days of 2025. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's one of my favorite theme park experiences. It was that day at Dornie. What? That day at Thorep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And especially because you know, we had, I've wanted to go there for 20 years. Yeah. And never got to go. Finally got there. And just had a fuckin' ball last day. It was a good time. Mm-hmm. So. Yeah. What about you? Anything funny happened, Mark? Not really. He went to Dornie and I was in there. Cool. What a dick. I still feel bad. I wish I was there. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry, I wanted to go see my family. It's okay. It's okay. I can't wait to get another tattoo with you, Mark. Yeah, you better. This one's gonna take longer though. Well, no, I feel like the next one's gonna just be like. She's gonna be bigger, but it's not gonna be like as intricate. So. I don't know. A lot more shading. Oh. I'm gonna do the wolf, I think. Like the wolf emblem around the-- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean-- I don't know, you got it. Huh? I mean, if you go over basic shit. You're such a bitch. Yeah. Oh, you're beautiful. Okay. Okay. Um, last one. Um, Jake. That was just a comment. There was a lot of talk about pizza in our questions today. Yeah, okay. That was a lot of control there. Um, real quick, last little bit. Uh, the mall, uh, mall shadow lord trailer was fucking electric. Yeah. Um, we're, we're getting Darth Talon origin story in this, in this series. Which is from the book. So, three and, or I guess I should say legends, but yeah. I can't wait for that show in April. I'm sure it will not be anywhere near and or, but you never know. I mean, jumping back from and or into one of the more underrated villains and then looking at that, that, that trailer, there's a lot they could do with, with kind of, how they're going with it. So I'm kind of excited to see what happens. So. Yeah. I think they can do so much really well. It's just. I want to see the execution before I get too excited. Yeah. I mean, I'm, I'm jack the fuck up. Let's be honest. I mean, we'll, we'll know after literally the first episode. But okay. Yeah. I'm just curious. Want to soak a two's coming out season two's coming out because is it going to come out after Mando and Grogu? Or before or what's that timeline? I'm feeling like it's got to be after at this point. Yeah. Which I feel like Mando and Grogu is going to set up. I think that's going to be the end of the show or under the movie is he shows up. I think that's where it's going to go because I mean, supposedly the next trilogy between this and starfighter is going to set up the throne trilogy. So. Which we need the wrong. So. Yeah. It'll be good. It'll be good times. All right. Gentlemen. Ladies. Two hours. Love y'all. Is that beautiful? No matter what they say. Words can't bring dicks against the wall.