Man Boobs - Episode 264

- Oh, what was he talking about the other day? - So what happened? - So what? - It's like getting juiced up? - It was a carrier stock mod. - Oh yeah, yeah. - The exact one. - Yeah, getting juiced up. But, so, okay, so if I type something in on chat GPT, who does it affect? - The environment. - The environment for who though? - I mean, I think that's it. - It's like Memphis, right? Memphis like one of the main spots. - That's not Memphis. - I don't know, bro, why is that in my head? - That's why I hate the internet because I chat GPT something about like Tiger and Kylie Jenner the other day and all I had was Memphis and I think it's on my my life. Man, I'm fucking up, they water right now, but I gotta know. - I gotta know the data history. - I'm thinking the data centers, wherever they put the data centers at. - Got it, got it, got it. - So we shouldn't send in a donation to like it. - That's what you got. You got to offset it. - Are they from Memphis? - Every like, every random chat GPT thing you put into your phone, you gotta donate some water. - Got it. - I just hit up one of my Memphis and it goes like, "I'm sorry, bro." - Oh my God. - I need to know that Jordan really had the flu, man. He just comes over. - I don't know. (laughing) - I have a rule though. You can't use a chat GPT for things you can Google. - You can't tell people what they know. - No, no, not Google uses AI. - Yeah, Google uses AI as well. - But I'm just saying. - I'm just saying. - Just use Google, you try to be different. - What you mean? - No, you try to be too different. - No, but you use it for business, right? - Sometimes, yeah. - I don't. You know what I'm saying? I use the internet for business. I save my chat GPT for random shit. (laughing) - Who the fuck was Kerry Washington and I do a really fucking old stand-up. That's too much chemistry for me. I'm not fucking with it. - The Kerry Washington make that face in every movie. - No, that's crazy. - No, when they put up the side by side with Kerry Washington and Lil Baby at the same time and they look just alike. - No, no, I don't keep them. - No, no, I don't care who Washington is. - Twinsies. - No, she used to be my crush until she started dating Nambi Asungwa. - And why? - I mean, she got a man. - Oh, okay. - You know what I'm saying? It's just like Megan Good, when I find out she smokes cigarettes. Dunzo. (laughing) - There you go. That's not what I'm doing. - Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. I was wondering what's going to be this guy. I'll drive him. - I'll drive him. - I'll have to crash some of these podcasts. - Hey, welcome to Crash dummies podcast episode. I think 264. I'm Mike. We got Pat here. We got Jean here. We got Kerry here. What a E at the end. - Yes, I E. - Noni. - Noni? - Noni juice. - I think you put some oil on this. - Look at it. - I'm Mike. - Yeah, yeah. - For audio listeners. (laughing) - He's got a real crazy. (laughing) - Your husband listening to audio right now. (laughing) - Hey! - Hey! - He got to the YouTube, I always say. - Okay. Thought he had things to be fucked up. (laughing) - Nah, sorry, audio listeners for that. But also, damn. I ain't talking to audio listeners in a minute. - What do you mean? - I just feel like I haven't gave them a special message. - What you gotta say to them then. - Okay, here we go. (laughing) (laughing) - This thing is so immature, bro. (laughing) - Take that. - Anyway, make sure you guys, merch is live on the website. Patreon, Patreon, Patreon, Patreon. I dropped my own personal vlog on there. We're gonna start dropping some BTS. I'm also have probably that vlog is probably on my YouTube channel. I'm gonna link it somewhere here. Then you can go watch. Yeah, I've been vlogging now, every channel. - Go follow the YouTube. - I love that, so okay, tell the people what's gonna be in your vlog. - Kinda like my day to day life. - Boring! (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, I'm totally kidding. She been cooking a little too much. - No, she's been cooking too much. - Oh, where, I got something for you. - No, that's too bad. - My shit though, it's gonna be twice as worse and it's gonna happen like eight months later. - I've been talking to your old friend group too. - So I've been digging up some tea. (laughing) They always say you dehydrate it every evening. (laughing) They say you gotta head in all the time. - Soon as the fun starts, okay, it's about you. I don't think the music is a little too loud. (laughing) - We gonna dance the whole night like I don't think we can go sit down. (laughing) - One day y'all gonna understand my true password. - No, no, that's crazy. We gonna get them though. We gonna do, like we think about doing a show on Milwaukee. We'll just talking about it. We still having problems doing a show on Milwaukee 'cause we don't know like how big we want the venue to be. And when we have that show on Milwaukee, I want you to invite all your ex-friends. - No. - Yeah, no, no, no, this will be going to do. We gonna be like, oh shit, this just crashing on this podcast. And then like, oh y'all just won. Y'all come up on stage and we gonna beat the fuck out of them. (laughing) - Y'all gonna jump them. - No, no, no, not us. We gonna hire some people to jump 'cause they win me now. (laughing) - So if you see somebody with a wig on that look like me, that's my secret. (laughing) - I'm about to get my sister to beat you all this. And you just come out with a wig on. Where are you at? (laughing) - What the fuck? - I'm on the sand. (laughing) - Wait, how you know all this information? (laughing) You got the same tats? Yeah, it's my, we got my twin friends. - We lost it. - How did you play it with you? (laughing) - Oh man. Did you see, I'm trying to get hooked up to the roadcaster right now, but Paul Pierce, and you just sniffed a big line of coke. - I know listeners. - That's what we were taught before we get to that too. How easy it would be if we actually did coke. - Okay, so a lot of people don't know like, we do our podcasts in the high rise. Like we gotta go past a lot of people. Like you might, we might catch the elevator up. With some people, we got a concierge. So it's like, walking past our concierge, and then coming right back to him three minutes later, kind of raised some suspicion. He's like, damn, I just said by to you, and you already bag. And you, now he's probably like sniffing. And just like, if we did coke, we wouldn't have to leave the studio. (laughing) Let's think about it. It'd probably be a different podcast. (laughing) - How did Fady party start it? - You think so when we called? - Yes. - I don't think so. I don't think Dedy was high, bro. I think he was pretty sober in those things. - No. - Fady was a little high. - He used to do the little pills. - Oh, he did? - Yeah. - Well, he'd take another pill. (laughing) - Viagra plus that. - He need that, he need the vacuum pump. (laughing) - Look at D, every day. (laughing) - That didn't mean to make a dick protein shake. (laughing) - Everything in his bitch. - I mean, the Honda, everything. - He need one of the clowns that be making those balloons. (laughing) - He need every day. (laughing) - He need extra one. - Yeah. (laughing) - You good? You can do everything. - But everything in that nigga cup. - Oh my god. - Anything in that nigga. Honeypikes, Rhino pills, Ashwagandas. (laughing) - Oh, man. - Yeah, these, man. - All right, we got Paul Pears going. - Yeah, man, goddamn. - My bad, my bad. We got Paul Pears complaining about streamers right now. - So you know what I'm mad though? - I'm calling out all you goddamn streamers. I'm calling out all you other motherfuckers who ain't got no talent getting money. This is what y'all doing, because y'all really nerds in real life. And y'all going out here spending money on each chase, because y'all couldn't get them in real life, because y'all weak. And y'all only popular because all y'all getting money, all it is, and that, and that. Y'all ain't got no games. So y'all go out out here and put in the price of a girl up to a certain level. To where now all you got all these girls out here thinking they can get dollars like that. That's why she said that shit like that when you got cats out here streaming. I hate you, yeah, yeah, get you 100,000 to a million. And that shit is weak. Oh, motherfucker, y'all getting mad at y'all getting your money, but y'all driving the price up too much to where y'all got these girls out here all in their head thinking they could just like. - Okay, this isn't like a married, I don't know. But this all stemmed from the Holy Fang girl, Sophie Rain on the Vlad interview saying that an NBA player offered her $15 million, which is a lot. She's known for lying about a lot of things like her age and all that stuff. So Paul Pierce is reacting to that. And him saying that the streamers are driving the price up is kind of crazy because I think NBA players have been driving the price up for years, for tricking. Yes, the streamers don't. No, I feel them when he's talking about with the streamers because you said NBA players been doing that for years. Most of those NBA players was married or in a relationship. So they're doing that under the table and nobody's hearing about it. The streamers are doing it like publicly. And they like, okay, I got five girls here and I paid them $1,000 each. Now, he's saying that, I'm not agreeing with him, but he's saying like a woman watching that now. Now it's like not going to Paul Pierce poker parties anymore. But I don't think streamers even pay. I think the women that be in their streams are, they treat that as like a funnel. I think they're going on their streams to promote themselves. Yeah, of course, they're spending money but not as much as NBA players are spending. Not as much of a rapper as it's been. But it's publicized though. It's publicized on the streamer just like, because Paul Pierce was in a, on a stream alive. This is easy. - I didn't think it was streaming him with strippers and shit. - But strippers, which lost him his job that he makes money. - But he paid them though. Yeah, but still, that's exactly what I'm saying. - But he's saying the price is going up. I don't think he can play in about the actual payment. He's saying like the price is going up for the women to do the bear money. - Bro, Drake just brought a girl $200 made back. - That's Drake, he's different. That's, he's outlier. - I think he's the one who did this back then. - Somebody's doing it out here just lame now. And they're using their money in order to get these women to do whatever. - They're using their clout though. - Clout. - 'Cause a lot of these girls, those girls that be on their stream are only fangirls and they make a decent amount of money. And their thing is a funnel. They want to go on the stream, which gets me more money. You don't have to pay me. That I'm already going to get paid. - Sometimes I get paid. - But I'm sorry. - I know some type of it. I don't think it's like a thousand dollars. Come on now. - Also, I don't like what Paul Perry said about like, dues being lame. Like what the fuck is lame? And like what is using your money? Because if somebody in NBA, right? Basketball isn't known as playing like the coolest sport you could play, right? Because they don't have to play with any equipment on. They sing. You don't have to do anything like rough until like, football, you got to go tackle a nigga. You might get trucked. Like it's hard to be like finesse. Basketball is one of those things that's deemed discriminated. - And you're in a helmet, yeah. - But some of the NBA players I've met, like no offense are some of the lamest and niggas I've ever met in my life. And it's just because they play basketball that is deemed as cool and it's like, not as cool that he get to take the girl to the game. And he get the dude that's in that. But when a streamer that looks nerdy and we can tell by some of his mental rhythms, he's nerdy, he's lame now because he acts a different way because Neon's paying, what's it just between Neon and a rookie NBA player that's paying for girls to be around them? They're the same person, bro. Neither one of them could get that girl without the money. And that's the case where a lot of these people, but that's okay though. - I think everybody needs to just go back to, not even everybody. I think the guys should just go back to Mack and a girl. Like who's that mouthpiece? I don't think y'all, I don't think y'all know how to do that no more. - I'm retired. - Yeah, yeah, I'm retired. I can't speak bud. I will say. - Back in my head. (laughing) - Back in my head. - But a couple of years ago. - Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. Now I could do a lot with nothing, you know what I'm saying? I was doing it when I had no car, no prayer. - Baby, let's take the bus together. - Let me show you my world. - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I was listening to most deaf and sharing a hair phone with the girl on the bus, talking about baby, we gonna make it out of, just gotta make it. (laughing) - Nashadi. - No, I think that is true too. I feel like everybody has their own level also of tricking in a sense. - Yeah. - I think everybody, guys in a sense kind of always trick. - I just think tricking has a negative connotation to it. - Yeah. - It's just like courting a girl. So if I, I'm courting a girl and we go out to dinner, right? And I pay for the dinner. And then maybe I go to Toronto, I'll get her a gift. I said, oh, I think you would like this perfume that's all in this other different country or something like that. And I gave her that. Is that still tricking? - I think it depends on the presentation. Like that sounds like a thoughtful gift. Like, oh, I think you would like the way that this smells. I would want to smell this on you. If you just like A-Shorty, send me some feet picks or something and I'm gonna buy you X, Y, and Z. And that's a little different. - So you saying the conversation's in between matters if it's tricking or not. Oh, that's, I feel like that's unfair then because it's like some people, if you date in somebody or talking to a girl where it's like, oh, we on the same page, then that woman is already doing those things. Like if a woman comes over and she cooks and cleans for you, and then you like, hey, thanks for cooking and cleaning. And she like, oh, I'm about to go shopping and the dude gives her $500 to go shopping. That's still a tricking. - What's his intentions with her though? - It don't matter. She don't know yet. - I don't think it's tricking. - It's only trick, you saying it's tricking, so if it's tricking to do have to talk to multiple women, is that where it comes to? Where's the tricking coming from? - Multiple women, if you know that she don't want you for nothing other than just your money, that's another one. - But you can say that for any relationship, would your partner be with you if you weren't providing the said thing that they met you with? - I guess you got to go broke to find out. - Yeah, what if I go broken? I've got no more answers, spend on you. (laughing) - Come on now, but you know what I'm saying? But also like, too late to send like, what if somebody came up and challenged like, one of us like, stop what y'all doing and then see what y'all partner do? - They got to be looking at my partner crazy if she didn't want to leave me. And if I dry, you know what I'm saying? If I like, come on now, you gotta go and get it. - Yeah, it's hard to always prove, 'cause like, say, one, the podcast falls like off the face of the earth and-- - Not gonna what? (laughing) - And past that something to get us canceled and then I try to do the podcast with Vince Staple and it fails miserably. And he will win on you, right? - No, no, no, we wanna get Vince on the pod, but what was I even trying to get at with that? But would our girls still like be with us? I think, yes, if you show an ambition of trying to bounce back. - Yeah. - So that's like the difference. If you lost everything today, what will you do? Are you gonna just soak in like, oh shit, be a bum or hobo sexual? - But they got a hobo sexual screening. (laughing) But they gotta know that it's a difference. It depends, you know what I'm saying? There's just like, how did you get to where you got? Like, especially if your partner can see that, linear, just like, okay, I'm not gonna leave you after your podcast fall off because I believe like the way you had the podcast, it was based off your personality and your personality is gonna take you further. But if you got a bunch of features at the beginning of your music career and then your girls, you ain't had a hit in two years, like, yeah. - You might leave, yeah, that's it. - See, that's why I stand firmly on the fact that we should not be going after people just off of what they have. It should be based off of their character. Because depending on your character, you will be able to bounce back and have that ambition to build yourself back up again if you were to lose it all. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, shake something. (all laughing) The girl talking about my character is so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop it. (all laughing) - Best. - Let me see that character right there. (all laughing) - That's good. - No, no, but that's, but my thing was like, looking at how someone is gonna elevate in life and being able to see their end goal and being excited for their end goal. And also, that's like, with my girl, is seeing her end goal, like, what she wants to do at the end of her life and like, what's like the peak? And then seeing, like, oh damn, she's working pretty hard for this and she's pretty talented on her way to that. But being around somebody who got like this big ass goal and then you see them, like, not go towards it every day and just be like, nah, come on now. - Turn around and let me see. (all laughing) - This trick already. - No, but that I don't believe, like, tricking is so weird because I feel like the ultimate tricking is being a boyfriend or a fiance or a husband. That's the ultimate tricking because you have one woman who's a spec stuff out of you. Like, when the last time you pay for a meal? - Um, we pay together. - Where? Who? - We pay together. - Y'all gotta join back account. (all laughing) - Technically, yeah, we do. - No, but I'm just saying, it's just like, that's the ultimate because the daily money because, like, let's say if I was single and I was tricking, right? I'm only talking to, like, three girls in a month, right? Let's say I gave them all $1,000 that month. That's $3,000 they happy as hell. That's half they rent, blah, blah. If I got a girlfriend, I'm giving her $300 every fucking day somehow. You, like, giving out money. - That's different though, that's not. - That's tricking and that's the ultimate form of tricking is being put in. - There's a humiliation, right? (all laughing) - No. - I'm doing it early. - I definitely say. (all laughing) - I feel like I definitely, I definitely, I love my girl. - I've definitely saved money being in a relationship. I feel like you saved more money. - Yeah, because she cooks, right? - Yeah, well, not even that. I'm just saying that even. (all laughing) - I'm like, there's misogynism. - I'm like, I'm a Sasha. - Yeah, I'm just saying in general, like, for you, for single guys, they're going on dates a lot. And sometimes the guy is always deemed to pay for a meal or whatever, especially in the courting stage. So it's like a lot of money going out. That's more-- - I'm reflected on the balance between the two, honestly. - But in my single life, I've been like, you know, went through the month, looked at my finances, was like, all right, you know, like, I was out chilling, kicking, you know, this is gone, whatever. And then like, you start, you know, I started kicking it with a short, you know, I was like, all right, like, this month's a little different. - Yeah. - But it's the same, you know? And you kind of like, kind of-- - No, it's definitely cheaper, bro. - No, no, because you're not doing like the, I feel like gifts with your girl is a lot simpler. You can get her flowers. - You're saying what you live with her. You can't count that. We're talking about like, y'all just started dating, y'all just wants to-- - Why didn't you give it all these things? (laughing) In general. - We talking about real people. You talking about people, you live together. - In general, you can get flowers, right? You can do gestures. You can do acts of kindness. And those are still gifts. And you don't have to spend any money on them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - It's just too much energy. I feel like a single or being a relationship and get somebody that's loyal to you who don't mind doing 50, 50, 80, 20, 40, 60, or whatever, and call it today. I just think that-- - My thing is a percentage. Some are always changes how I get dressed. I find myself reaching for pieces that feel lighter or more breathable and outfits that are easy but still look good put together. That's why I keep coming back to Quince. They focus on high quality essentials that feel good and look amazing without luxury markup. 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That's why I have a joint account too, but I also have my own account that, you know, I don't have my own account too. So this is where I was thinking. I was saying like, being in a relationship, especially in a dating phase, it's like that. It's like that great area before you all start living together and start looking at each other like, hey, let's say for this together, but there's that one area where you're like boyfriend and girlfriend, you all going out on dates every day. But like when you're single, you can bow out every time. You could be like, man, yeah, I can't, man, my uncle died and he just disappeared for three weeks. In the best elsewhere, yeah, that's it. We got Ha ha Davis on Shannon Sharvers podcast, revealing some, some things about himself. I don't know if it is true or not, because there's a grew up in, when any time of an interviewer says, I don't know this is true or not, they already know it's true. So I'm with their traditional. Yeah, her and him, somewhere alone in line, they would allow to have another, a her, a her and a him. Yeah. When did that happen, huh? Well, you say, you say, you say like a throw up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm asking, I mean, I mean, because I've been trying to figure it out. How you, how you, how you even broke that subject? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, hey, girl, you know, I love you, but I was just thinking. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of Carlos? Yeah. You know, I'm thinking, you know, she, man. Yeah. You know, I love, hey, you know, it's always going to be me and you. No matter what happens, it's going to be us. Yeah. But I ain't going to lie. Me and my girl having those and that don't. You're happy? We have. I just try to keep me happy. That we, we, we've done those swinging. They call it swinging. Yeah. We did a little swinging. She, she agreed to it. Yeah. You did a little swinging. But oh, thank you. You don't want nobody else doing it to your late. No, but I'm saying no. So what did she say? But a, a, a, a, a, what do you think about like people going on shenanigans like Casabra really like information like that? If we, if we listen to a rest of the clip, can we listen to it? Yeah. Yeah. I got you. I didn't know if it was like too long winded. No, it's cool. Okay. They chilling. They held off of me. I'm just saying that man put you, y'all tell my, look, he didn't touch you any way but lose. I didn't love her with him. You hear me? Cool. Cause it was like, like, when you, like, you want to have fun, you want to have fun in your life. That was, you know what I mean? That was the one time thing though, right? Oh, of course. I would never allow that to happen here. I like, I honestly believe, like, no offense to like, uh-huh. And like, obviously his great accomplishments landed him a type of interview on like shenan sharp. But I believe that's a joke. I don't, I don't believe that's true. And I'd be like, cause that's crazy. But at what cost though? To propel him maybe into whatever he got coming next is I remember he was just recently going through a hard time on the internet. Yeah. He posted that skit with the flame thrower and people was not feeling that shit. Like, I'm wrap it up for some shit. Yeah. It was like going viral for him to wrap it up. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it was going more viral and skit. So I think that's a bit and that's a joke because I just don't believe you embarrass your wife like that. That's crazy. I mean, I don't think he looks at it as embarrassing. Yeah. He don't. He said that about his wife. Yeah. That's why this girl. Okay. This is girl that he been with it. Yeah. He been with it. It don't sound like nothing new in the industry. No, it don't. It don't sound like there's a lot of swing swing. I mean, I don't know, allegedly, Will and Jada, you know, like, I don't think it's looked at in a bad light anymore. How it used to be. So maybe from his perspective, he's like, but the will and Jada thing is not, that's not a good comparison though. Why? Because they're swinging as far as like, hey, we're a couple, but we're both like on opposite sides of the world or the nation doing this and that. As long as you tell me about who you're hooking up with or who you're getting a relationship, that's fine. He's saying his girlfriend is having sex right next to him. That's crazy. And he's watching and then he's telling that to the masses. It's just like, that's not a good joke to me. I get, like, it's just swinging either. That's like that's a word. Yeah. No, that is the definition of swinging. Yeah. It's like the same room. Yeah. Definitely, definitely a type of swinging. Yeah. But that is usually like going on at the same time. Yeah. You start with your partner and then you mix and match like halfway through that. So you heard, huh? So you've heard, no, no, no, wait a minute. No, but everybody has their own thing. I'm not shaming the swinging part. It's just the, the being so open about it, where it's just like, I don't know, I just feel like everybody's sex life. If you're not truly trying to educate people about it and like how you, you know, then it's like, why are you really talking about it? I just feel like, because it just seems like you're trying to get a clip from it. Exactly. He expressed that he learned from it. You know, I guess that is a learning thing. He was like, oh, who's next? And he's a comedian. So he might have just been, it could have been truthful. But he's also trying to get a joke up out of it anyway. But I could hear him doing that, like, if he does stand up for it. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows, like, it's hot. Like, obviously she hasn't been on camera by guarantee the next time he takes a picture with her. No, she's been on camera. No, I'm just saying since the interview. Oh, yeah, she hasn't been on camera or had a picture since the interview. But the next time she posts something or the next time they see her on his page is going to be something. And as when people look as a man, they don't really think about that. They just like, ah, you let your girl, blah, blah. But like, when a woman gets it way harder and people going to be in her comments, I don't think he thought about her psyche. Do you think she cares? She might not care right now. No, I think that's why I say, I just know why that that thing was to be propelled because you see how people kind of are on Adam 22 and his wife right now. And like the, the whole Adam 22 is a cook type of thing. So I think that even though swinging is not technically being a cook, but it almost is like, cuck adjacent, in a sense, when you're watching your girl get have sex with someone, whether that's your king, that's your king. Yeah. But everybody has their own king. So with that, it's like, I don't know how that would have propelled his career or that joke would have propelled his career. I kind of get where you coming from. And then I also get where Kerry is coming from. It is like, if he's going into stand up, then yeah. Okay. If you are, he better have something already, like you would say some shit like that. But it got to be some shit about his weekend. I mean, they're like, you can't say some shit like that. Let it drop. And then don't have nothing after it. So you just went on a shenan sharp interview and didn't drop. So it got to be something coming. So my next question is that, do you think Shannon already knew that that he was going to say that when he presented the question? Because he was like, I don't know how they do it. You know, like when he says, like, I don't know whatever. And people present something like that. He definitely could have been lobbing it up for sure. Because Shannon does do a lot of the lobbying. And his reactions are kind of funny too. He was like, Oh, really? He was definitely lobbing it up. And he actually meant, because I've done that plenty of times. There's been plenty of times where I'm trying to lob you up something. And I don't want to be too specific to what you're saying. So it doesn't sound fake. Yeah. But the adjacent thing I'm saying doesn't really make sense in a way you turn the story over sounds like a plan because he was talking about a thrupal. Yes. So I think Shannon, like he knew what he wanted to say, but in his head, it didn't go over the way he thought it was. He was like, what do you think about thrupals? And he's just like, then hi, I have to change you like, oh, I ain't try to thrupal about trying to swing him before, which is like way different. So definitely, he definitely knew that shit because there's no way you just ask a random man about - It's a trouble for the Ha Davis. - Yeah, it's a problem. I'm as high Davis about thruples. I've never even heard of like, come on now. - Maybe he, maybe I missed it. Maybe he's talked about it before. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hello. - Yo. - Yo, what's up? Krat Dems? - What are you doing? - Shit, shit. What's up, man? - Shit, shit, shit. Oh, I got a question for you. - What's up? - What's something that you stopped doing that made you feel better? - Yeah, I started being a better man and I started cheating, bro. Oh, shit, changed my life. - How did you change your life, bro? When did you stop cheating? - Two weeks ago. - Okay. - What made you stop? - Yeah, two weeks ago. - My girl stopped making me mad. She said all the cheat when she made me mad. - What is your definition of making me mad, bro? - Shit, you know, just nagging, shit like that. What do she nag about? - So say like the other day, we was the other day, I had just told her basically, like, you know, I'm cool, I'm straight and I ain't mad at you all in the argue. And she still called out of two. So I'm like, what the fuck? - Well, those are argument about, why are you bawling off the argument? - I wasn't even no argument. It was like, she was telling me that she was mad about something. And I was like, you know, all right, I understand. And she thought I was mad when I said that, but you know, I'm not I ain't even mad. And she thought I was mad, so it went from there. - So because you won word at her, 'cause you only, you ain't getting no explanation. She's like, I understand. - Yup, yup, that's what it is. - You all won't word it. - But you knew that would piss her off though, you could tell. So you basically nagged her in a way. So you like, baited her into nagging and then you cheated on her. So you pump fake, she filed you and you shot two free throws and you blame it in a heart. You pump fake there. - So the only reason you're stop cheating is because she doesn't get on your nerves anymore. So if she gets on your nerves, are you gonna cheat? - Yeah, no, 'cause it feel good being a, it feel good being a lawyer man. - Okay, I'm done. - And she got on your nerves and you haven't cheated. Yeah, since then, the two weeks? - Yeah, yeah, she just got on my nerves earlier. - Okay, you ain't got the, what's the, so what's the difference between this urge now and the urge then? - She, 'cause now it's like, now it's like I understand, you know, now I can understand. She ain't the way to, you know, go. That ain't, that's some little boy shit, you know? That ain't right. - No, this is the life. - This I do is talk when they side girl, lead 'em, your side girl, your side girl, fed up. She tied to your shit. - You know, you might be right. (laughing) - She kind of, you know, she did, kind of tell 'em, she done with you. (laughing) - Oh my God. - That's terrible. - No, are you crazy, bro? Are you gonna try and switch to FBI? - Let's go grab it now. All right, we'll be right back. - Show me your love. - No, that's one case. - I ain't gonna show you your love. - All right, I'm trying to get my damn servers right, my bad. - No, we trying to get our servers right too. - I was saying that. - Careful, no. - Does your girl know you're cheating? - No, no, no, hell no. So what kind of question is that? I don't get caught. - Oh shit. - Never been caught before. - I feel it, I feel it. - No, we, so we do on live shows, everybody, no. Sorry, we might do a quick commercial, but we're gonna use it for the commercial, is that okay? - Yeah, yeah, it's great. - Okay, we're all this rolling since. I already, producers, we're ready. Rolling tight, baby, bad, let's roll. Yo, yo, yo, no, we do on live shows and we got live people on the line right now. My guy just finished a call about something else and he gonna tell us where he from and then we gonna give away our first live tickets. Y'all about to see it here in the flesh. Yo, it's good, bro. - Yo, sir. - Yo, it's good, what's good? Where are you from? - I'm from Jacksonville, Florida. - Yes, sir. - Florida. - So y'all know, y'all know we actually come into Florida. We got Miami or Orlando, Tampa. We about to give, what show, you live in Jacksonville, Florida? What's high, rep, rep your shirt real quick. - South side. - South side. - South side of Jacksonville, Florida. - Yeah. - We about to give him two free tickets to the live show. - You got a, you got a car though? - To get there or you need a ride. - I ain't got no car. - No car? - No car. - Okay, no car. - Okay, by the give him a free, you ever owned a car? - Nope. - Nope. - Okay, fuck it. No car. - By the give him a free, we about to pick him up. So we gonna, that's our next sponsor is over. We gonna over black him to the show, no matter where he at. - Sound like y'all talk, sound like y'all trying to set me up. - Bro, can we finish up? - Oh my gosh, bro. No, we gotta start over, bro. - Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. - My bad, go ahead. - Bro, that was good. I was killing it, bro. - That was good, bro. - I was killing it. All right, all right. No, he got, he got, he got, we gotta keep him 'cause the next person might fuck up too. At least he, no. - He sound short though. - No, I don't think so. - No, six foot. - Six foot? - Hell no. - No, six foot. - Hell no. - Swing the car. - Hell no. - Swing the car, I'm six foot. - You, you play football? - Nah, basketball and baseball. - Basketball and how the hell are you? And they probably got dreads and shit. - 24. - 24? - Jacksonville, they gonna play basketball, definitely got dreads. (laughing) - I ain't got no dreads. - Yes you do, bro. - I ain't got no dreads. - What you got? Let me see. - You got a little throw. - Little throw, okay. - A little throw. - Okay, you should. You, y'all, you were probably trashin' high school though. - Nah. - I ain't no, but I ain't gonna lie to you. I tried to take a different route, but that shit ain't work out. (laughing) - No, I used to play basketball. - I'm not gonna give you a sense. What high school you go to? - I think that's like a double chart. (laughing) - Oh look at that side. I ain't gonna say your name on here. - I want your reign. - To reign. - What's your name? - What's your name? - Reigns, what's your name? - Oh shit. Okay. Okay, that's all the info we need. I appreciate you, bro. - Damn, damn, y'all, you better dig a slick. (laughing) - Are you slick? - Are you going slick? (laughing) - I'm a fucking pet slick, man. - You going dog, brother? - All right, bro. You having a good one, bro? - I hope this stuff's good, man. - I'm full with the fame, man. I'm full with the power, bro. Y'all keep going up, man. - Nah, I appreciate you, bro. Enjoy the wild last two, bro. You keep going down, nigga. (laughing) All right, bro, good one. - Yeah, you too. - All right. - God is us. - What the hell, what's up? - Welcome back to my spot. Yeah, so it's good. - Yeah. - My back, can you all hear me? - Yeah. - That's a secondary brother, though. - Yeah, yeah, we heard you. No, you're a whole, bro. I just like sometimes when we call people, and then it's like, you call them as freaky mic and freaky pet, just like, out of, like, just for no reason, just straight glazing. - It'd be like that. - Anyway, all right, I had a question for you, bro. - All right, what's up? - What's the worst date you've ever been on? - Worst date I've ever been on, let's see. So my favorite restaurant used to be the Cheesecake Factory. And I took my ex there, paid for the whole thing. We had an expensive pasta and even had Cheesecake everything. Halfway through the day, she's, you know, I'm like, what's going on? Are you not paying attention to me? Am I doing something wrong? She's like, no, I'm just chilling. A whole time, you can see the reflection of her phone through her badass glasses. We've actually got monocles on, but you can literally see the conversation with somebody and all I see is a shirtless dude immediately shut down. I think that's probably the worst 'cause I like, she knew how important that Cheesecake Factory was to me and we'd been wanting to go there for the longest fucking time. And all the time she's in there talking to somebody else. - Why is it so important to you? - Because it was, it's my favorite restaurant. I had never, that was the first time I had actually been there. - Besides with my, like I had gone with, you know, with my dad or whatever. - So this is like your first time going as a grown man. He's like, oh, perfect time to take a date there. - Exactly, I was, I think I was 20, she was 19. And she had, it was a picture of a shirtless dude. That's what you saw on her glasses. - That's why she, she has glasses, but she acts like she's blind. So she got to keep the phone like super close to her face. But you can see what's on there. All I see is a nigga without a shirt. So I was like, all right. - But what if you're mistaken though? What if like her, her friend sent her a picture of a dude without a shirt off? - You know, I never actually did think about that. So let her context, I'm 27 now, I was 20 then. I was immature, I just, the first thing I thought, that's it, that's all. So I immediately thought she was talking to somebody. So I was like, I cool. - Did you just tell, did you say anything? - No, I got, I kind of, I said, back then I was all over the place. - And this is before you ordered food? - No, we were halfway done with the pasta by this time. (laughs) - But you still got dessert? - Yes. - Also you knew this information and then you share some cheesecake with her? - Well, I mean, yes, I was gonna get her own slice, but I was like, look what kind you like 'cause we can just get one slice and just, share it because she's trying to she deserves. No, she's not yet. Cheesecake cup. No, she, she, she definitely didn't deserve that. But like, no, strawberry for the Miss, I don't know, cheesecake. What she mean? Like strawberry cheesecake cup. And what's funny is we actually had a piece of strawberry cheesecake. You funny. So like, I'm sorry. Now's my path or what? No, I wish I love like, I wish I'll love like, like, no, that's a time to say, right? What's your love relationship for six years? Are you been in relationship for six years? Yes, currently. Oh, how's that going for you? I think it's going pretty good. I mean, like, there's days where like, I definitely, I feel like maybe I, I don't know, not that like, I don't want it. But like, just I uprooted my whole life, you know, to come deal with her. So, oh, we're like, how far did you move? Maybe like 30, 40 minutes. There's like, not super far. Like, you traveled across the nation. He's out uprooted my whole life to move 30 minutes away. Because look, because look where I live, you know, understand why I used to live I was around everybody, you know, all like people. Now, I live around a bunch of fucking red necks. So like, it feels like a completely different, you know, what is she? She said, what is she? A quote unquote redneck? No, she is not. She's just a, you know, a Shelby country girl. She's called your girl, Shelby. Yes, because that's the nicest way I can put it. She's not skinny. My gosh, bro, these are the good guys. I don't know how to fit. Look, I don't know how to be nice about them. Man, like, or, or, or don't say it at all. That's the fuck. Do you write? It's just a country girl. Remember when you said you're used to be immature and not even feel like that. Let me guess you think I still am. Oh my god, bro. Hey, even add dumb to that. Being older and dumber is the most dangerous thing. This nigga got a Benjamin button brain. I promise you I changed. Oh, bro, all right, bro. Oh, you have a good one, man. I you two. All right, peace. Hello. Hello. Hey, what up, what up, what about fucking Deer and Fogs, bro? If y'all seen this, man, Deer and Fogs, you got, we got a bone to pick with you. We go ahead. Oh, welcome to Christ, I'm his pocket. I'm glad to be here. Oh, you don't sound like you glad to be here. What's wrong? Nothing's where I didn't think you guys were at a call. I thought it was kind of boring. Oh, I got you. You kind of pessimistic. God damn. Give it a chance. I'm giving it a chance. I'm going. All right. I got a question for you. What's the worst date you've ever been on? The worst date I've ever been on was with this guy who came into my job. He like kind of talked me up and we swapped information. And we went to this like rooftop restaurant kind of where we live. And when we got there, he like just to start off, I was wearing like like a type of dress and like heels because we were going to like a nice restaurant. I just Well, I said, yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. This one. He was wearing like really tight jeans and a fucking underarmor like athleisure like baby tea. It felt like like it was really, really small. And for reference, he's like six, three, like has to be a minimum to 50. Okay. Was this was just the outfit that he normally wear. Is this what you met him in when you asked him on a date? This is not what I met him in. Okay. He is like a, he's a firefighter. So who's wearing like a fire fighter ship? Oh, he wears you up in the fit. Yeah. He had a little fantasy going on. He would feel it. That's happened. Go ahead, though. Crime. No. So we went to the dinner or whatever. I was like, okay, I'm going to let it go. Like clothes can change. Like a man will change what he wears. He likes your rubber. So we get through the dinner. Like the conversation is okay. And he gets the check. And like the check has to be like over $150. I'm not really looking at it because I purposely try not to. I think it's weird to like pocket watch or something. Whatever. So he gets the check. He does the thing. We go to go leave. And when I caught a glimpse of the check on the way out, I was like, no way. I saw that right. So I pretended I left something at the table and I circled back. And he didn't tip. Oh, damn. Like not even a little bit. And he met me in a service industry job. And does fire also. And in that. Oh, man. Some role playing that shit. Go ahead. Yeah. So. Hey, baby. Can I get up? Have you had a steak? Please don't burn it. Don't burn it. Now I have to put it out. First off, I work at a bar. So there's no food involved. Oh, okay. Okay. They get drinking his fire. Let me get it. Let me get a spicy margarita. Hold the fire now. I go and he didn't tip. So I like I had cash in my bag from work. I just put some cash down and I walked to the elevator. And when I got to the elevator, I was like, hey, like, did you mean to not tip? And he was like, Oh, I thought they automatically added it. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, listen, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. So he said, okay, let's go get another drink. So that's fine. We go to another place. He had to have ordered or to six drinks between the two of us, whatever. How about like an $80 tab? He was like, I'm going to get my check. I'm going to go to the bathroom and then we'll leave. He gets the check. He pays. He doesn't tip. You checked again. You pocket watched it out. He left it there when he went to the bathroom. And like, I wasn't going to check, but it's like, it's blank as fuck. Like, I'm looking at it. That shit looked white as fuck. I know what it looks like when people write it, whatever. So I gave them cash. We left. And I'm like, I'm really tired. I just want to go home. He's like, okay, I'm going to walk you to your car. As we're walking in my car, he goes, do you think that you could pick me up? Like, like, like physically? Like physically pick him up. Okay. Like he wanted me to give him a piggyback ride. Okay. Did you? I laughed out loud. And I said, um, no. Like repeatedly over and over again. Like, almost like that movie that just came out. Like, I was like, no, no, no. And I'm like, not only am I not dressed for it. Like, I have heels on in a dress and shit. Oh, he tried to do this. What do you say? He's got to be a minimum two-fifth. How tall are you? Probably over. I'm five, nine, five, ten. Okay. So you pretty tall. I'm tall. I'm not a listen. He got that. But okay. No, you're pretty tall. I had a question for you. Oh, God. If I jumped on your back, do you think you could carry? No, listen, okay, because he said, do you think you could pick me up? And I said, no, like, I don't even want to try. And honestly, that's not my thing. Like, I don't want to pick my man up. That just doesn't sound like a vibe to me. And instead of like hearing me, he put his arms, like he came behind me. He put his arms around my neck and then dead weighted my body. Oh, how'd you do, champ? Not well at all. You fell? I literally, like, and I didn't fall. Thank God. I didn't fall. But I tried to take like a step, the hardest step I've ever taken. Oh, so you attempted it. You sitting here and acting like you didn't participate with us. That's what I'm like. Because you said you weren't pocket watching. You're pocket watching. And then you said you weren't going to pick him up. And then you actually attempted to. So my, so our, our next question is, what happened on a second date? We didn't go on a second date. Why though? Because he's texted me like six times and I didn't respond. Did you drop him off at home? Oh, no, he said picking myself. He would drove separately. He just wanted me to physically pick him up. Yeah, maybe you didn't pass his test. I can't blow me up. So I don't think that that's true. No, I probably thought you had some potential. Like, man, I felt that she didn't have to give up like that. He just wants you out the strive. He wants, he want to see what you can do with some flats. That's it. Hey, I'm not looking for a personal trainer. Oh, man, man. I mean, it sounds like a good story for a date, though. It's, yeah, it's a funny story to throw for sure. All right, you have a good one. - Nice bag. - Peace. Your paycheck date could soon become the most irrelevant number in your life. Ernie's a non-bank finance app. Five million people in growing. The concept is almost annoyingly simple. You earn money, you access it. Getting paid twice a month doesn't mean money is scarce. It just feels that way. 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I got only absended after thing I see not to do. So I went to this guy's house for supposed to watch a movie. Yeah, I'm over it. First date? Yeah. Yeah. But I knew what I was getting to, so it was fine. Well, I didn't know, but I thought I knew. Anyway, so leading up to it, he was telling me all these things he was going to do to me, whatever. It's just stupid. But I get there as soon as he opens the door, he trips and fell out the door, and mind you, he told me, he lives with roommates. His roommates are his parents. [LAUGHTER] And so I said-- because when I pulled up to a house, I said, oh, this is a family home. This is that. So he was like, oh, welcome in. OK, come sit on the couch. Didn't offer any food, no water, no nothing. He's not watching TV or a movie. He's watching clips of a TV show off of YouTube. What? So like, what-- I'm like, how old is he? 26. [LAUGHTER] Too old, too old. OK, all right. So take us to it. He watching clips of his show on TV. Yeah. And I'm trying to make conversation, because we had talked on the phone previously. So I'm like, OK, we were able to hold a conversation. So I'm trying to chat, trying to start a conversation. He won't talk to me. He won't look at me. Oh, wait, oh, this is it. And he keeps checking his phone. And I said, oh, you expected somebody else? He was like, no, I'm watching the church live stream. That's why you're doing that. He's like, oh, just to make sure my parents don't get up. Oh. You see them in the live stream? He said, yeah, I can see them. No, that's crazy. I'm like, you're trying to get you a little Sunday service before they go. No. Well, so we're sitting there. And I'm like, I see when he tripped out the door, I knew this is not going to happen. I said, this is a no-go. But whatever I said, I'm going to see it through. We'll watch our little movie. And then I'm going to gracefully leave. Then he's trying to like touch on me and like whatever. And I was like, no, no, I kissed him a little bit. And even that was gross. But then I felt bad. So I said, how gives you like a little head job? That's fine. He was like, yeah, absolutely. I'm not body-shaving. But we're sitting on his couch in his family room, mind you. He stands up, pulls his pants down his ankles, and what's not a four-inch penis? No, pants down his ankles. Your hand job is so crazy. That's ridiculous. I bet you that's how he's still-- That's how he's PA urinals, too. He's probably a job, too. He wanted to do things that don't just get down to his ankle. Yes. So now I'm scared. Because I'm like, oh, no, I'm not too deep. With his like petite canas. So I was like, OK, well, here we go. I kid you not. I touched him for about 30 seconds, done. All over his-- my hands, all-- Ellen, his lap, everywhere. Just thick, hot, disgusting. So now I'm sitting there looking at him. He's looking at me. And I said, can I have a towel, please? He stood up. Pants still around his ankles, waddled into his kitchen. Why didn't you sell football with the paper towel? Then came back and deliver him a hand to me that same paper towel. Not as crazy. As I said, what can I wash my hands? He was like, oh, yeah, just go through that door. When I opened his bedroom door, it looked like a hoarder's house. I actually discussed it. So I'm washing my hands, no towel. I had to drive my hands with toilet paper. And then I was like, oh, I'm getting a phone call. I got to go. And I ran. That's actually crazy. You still have seeming in your hand when you ran away? No, I washed my hands. Oh, I'm not the same. You might have liked legit been the first person ever touched his penis. I think so too. And I said, you know what, that's so disrespectful. Like, why would you have me at your parents' house while they're at church that's horrible? No, washing them on a live shave is crazy. Any time they get up and sing a song, he like, hold on, girl, they might be-- No, they actually did. Because he said, oh, they're standing up. And I said, oh, and he was like, oh, no, no. I guess it's just like prayer or something. Oh, my God. Now, him watching a church live service and getting a hand job, he dragging you with him. Both y'all get sizzling for either. No. Yeah, you're good. No, I'm not. No, that's crazy. No, that's a bad date. That's actually like the worst day of our year. You put yourself a little bit in the position of going over somebody's place where you didn't know who they were. But you didn't deserve all that, you know? I know. Yeah, that was the last time you spoke to him. Yes, yes. You know, he texted me and I said, oh, how are you? I said, yeah, I'm good. You'd be blessed. We don't even see each other anymore. Oh, man. So you said this whole thing started off because you were tired of being a good girl? Yes, you got some fucked up ass karma. That was immediately punished. So try to be a bad girl. They get a handful of cement leaving. It's crazy. You know, watching a nigga waddle out ass first, as a yes. So after that, the debt make you go back to being a quote unquote good girl. I mean, that sure. No, she, no, she used that half way. No, you use it as your floor. You probably said it can't get any worse than that. Okay, that's you double down. That's probably what you did. I didn't double down. Yes, you did. I can see it in your voice. You can't go down. See it in your voice. You can't trick me. It wasn't a double down. I said, well, let's just, let's just keep exploring. Mm-hmm. We know how soon after that experience that you go on another date though. Oh, like a couple weeks later. Okay. Yeah, that's so good. One, two traumatized hands. One, two sticky. You got back with that. Well, and then I was like, no, but anytime people ask like, oh, like, how bad is it been for you on the app? So I was like, let me tell you. And they're like, oh, I won't treat you that bad. So I'm like, see, trick Ja. Got him. Yeah. You did it. All right. We got another call to get on sticky. Thank you. Girl got cutters on. What's up? What's the word? What kind of crash on these podcasts? It's good, bro. I don't know. How you doing? Are we out of question for you, bro? So I'm pretty plain Jane. All right. Well, something you need. Well, something you need for goodness for too late. No, no, no, don't try to show your personality. Just answer a question. For high to my grandpa underwear. Okay. A lot to feel back, I guess. Why did you hide your grandpa's underwear? We got into it a little bit. And my grandma was doing the laundry. And I say, I know I'm gonna get this thing on. My hide is underwear. So once you fall to his set up, I just put them into the bottom cabinet in the kitchen. Why you be searching for them bitches? You heard him looking for it? Yeah, like he was certain. My grandma, I felt just why I need forgiveness. My grandma, you made my grandma go get more underwear because he couldn't find this there. What was he saying when he was looking for it? He was just like, first he was trying to like, wait a minute on the dude that was living out his house with all my grandparents, like, but it's taking care of somebody. So he was like, oh, I'm taking my underwear, I'm taking my underwear. And kicking the dude out, but he's still going to find this underwear. So yeah, I kind of feel bad because it affected more people than how. Why would you be fetch your grandfather? I was just out of college and shit. I was like, stand with him for a little bit. He was just like, oh, you need to get a job and stuff. He's not motivates you. Why weren't you getting a job? I was, nigga, I was working out just like, they thought I was like supposed to be making $50,000 or whatever. It's like be able to graduate college and buy a house. Did they graduate college? I don't know. Yeah, see, that's usually what it is. They probably think, like, just because you got the degree is automatic. Would you get your degree? Yeah. I'm a farmer. My degree is a sustainable agriculture. Yeah, they couldn't expect much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't understand. They never really understood it. Yeah, okay. Let's go back to your thought process because I feel like there's a lot of things that you could have did to your granddad to get them like that. What's so special about his underwear? Was it something you saw, like, oh, when he got his underwear, he tweaked out? No, no, I just, I don't know. It's like, that is really weird thinking about it now. It's like, why did I go for it? Yeah, not just saying like, what kind of underwear were they anyways? Like just boxers? It's like old hangs underwear brief. I think I had his granddad's tidy, why do you mind? It is granddad draw to play one first granddad draws. That's the nigga first thing for revenge is grabbing and they got underwear. They're new generations. How can I make my granddad mad? Oh, let me go grab a thing. He put his dick in balls. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Okay, man. You have a good one, bro. Go to him. He just took it. Yo, yo, yo, hold on. Yo, what's good? Yo, what's good? I hate clocking in to work like this, bro. This shift about to be fucking terrible. Yo, no, I should be allowed to have a bad shift because I feel like everybody else is just like, you ever clocked in? Like, bro, you work? Who's this? Yeah, I work and then like, it's some shifts that you don't want to clock in because it's just like, yo, co-workers, just like annoying. It's what you say. I'm just saying, I feel like the colors are co-workers, too, because we working with them to get viral videos. And sometimes we got to help. Well, question. I'm just saying, don't make my day hard, nigga. Oh, my God. What up, bro? I got a question for you, man. All right. All right. What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better? Stop having titties. Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. No, all right. So I stopped having titties, man, and made my life better. Like were you like overweight? You mean? I wasn't overweight. It was just like a genetic thing. Like I'd be like fit, but like the chest was just always being bad as shit. It'd just be a puppy. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be able to die. It was a bad situation. Who's acting about worse? Was it like a, was it like a self-conscious thing or were people actively telling you? No, no, no, actively, actively. Who is telling you this to us? Man, man, I go, I go, who, both, I go, who, or whatever, talk a little shit and be like, shut up titties. And since, you know, since I lost them, since like I had surgery and all that, cause it's >> That's what I was going to ask, how do you lose them? >> Yeah, surgery. So because- >> But the doctor, Miami? >> No matter how much I- >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Okay, just lose that, you know, just working out and shit like that. >> Damn, so what's the worst joke you ever heard about them? >> Just straight up acknowledging them all, fuckers, bro. >> That's bad enough. >> No, it just looks flatter, like it makes it make sense, like I'm telling you it made my life better. >> No, can you build muscle there, because obviously like, is it like you got a bird chest now, or can you? >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> I can build muscle now, yeah, I can go back to bread and muscle, so like I just couldn't do shit related to my chest for like the last six weeks, but I'm like at my finals week now. >> You just got it, yeah. >> Okay. >> Britney Green and Chess. >> Yeah. >> I got this thing. >> I got this thing. >> I've been back to the court. >> I like her chest. >> I can't say that. >> It looked good. >> She's a fan of the clock. >> No, she really is. Well, I like her chest. >> Yeah, okay. >> She has her chest. >> He did too. >> That's a great comparison. >> How's that funny? >> I'll go back to the hoop now. I'll go back to hoop now, right? >> I'll go back to hoop now, right? >> I'll go back to hoop now. I'm not wearing like a bunch of like compression shit so I didn't know. You should put some tape on them off like I can still see a fuck up, bro. No, I haven't taken pictures since, bro, but I'm about to, I'm glad you got your confidence back, though. Is that, that's what they, you know, helped with though? What? Is that what it really helped to get your confidence back? Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. I ain't going to lie. I've, my social life been 100%, I've been just out here. I've been talking my shit, I've been, I've been doing, I've been doing, I've been doing everything, bro. Okay, so since you don't look like Sydney, Sweden, you know, Mario, you're talking a shit. Oh, my God. Sorry. Look, it's good. Sorry, sorry. That's a fact. You'll always be. It takes to get changed. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That's crazy. All right, Brad. You have a good one. Hey, but I went to the Detroit show. I went to the Detroit show. Yeah. That show was nice. Before, oh, yeah, you just said it's the last week. So you already had the surgery by then. Oh, he already had the surgery? Yeah. You already all about to say some bullshit. Yeah. That's why I went, man. I went, I went, I went with titties. Yeah, you knew not to bring them titties. No. No. They just say you can't be vulnerable on here. You can be vulnerable on here. No, no, no, no. I would assign Joe shit, bro. It's not my what. Your titties, bro. No, you're, bro. No, you have a good one, bro. Brad, you got the confidence back. Appreciate you coming out to support. All right. Sorry, bro. Okay. You had mentioned embarrassing the girl, it made me think of Kanye and what he does with his wife, apparently. Do you look at that as embarrassing her? I don't think she cares as much. Mm-hmm. I see it as like, that's his muse, you know. Yeah. And I think she, I think she's embodied being his muse. Is he the last shoot they did? Yeah, with the cow. Yeah. The milking, the cow thing. And that made her drink it. He didn't make her drink it. No. I know the whole barefoot thing. Yeah. To me, and like, half almost naked in public bases. I don't know. To me. That's not probably how they met though. Yeah, exactly. To me, that's exactly what he said. Like, Kanye, at that point, when she met Kanye, like, there's no way she didn't think that shit was going to continue to happen. Like, obviously, you see him. He already doing half the shit. He doing now in a relationship. And obviously, like Mike said, that's probably how they met. She was probably on some wall shit too. And they like, damn, I'm a milky one day. But definitely say you know how like, when you see two people or the, might seem a little odd. But then they're both odd. It's like, oh, you guys are really met for each other. Yeah. But the North be there. Huh? Then North be around. But North just like her dad, you know what I mean? She kind of like. She music. Yeah, she like. Yeah. And I mentioned North in that sense of her age and seeing how her dad treats this woman or whatever. And maybe how Kim might look at that like that. How you got her around my daughter? Yeah. I sure. I think they've had those conversations. Yeah. Just a conversation like who your dad is, what he does, and how he may be at times. Yeah. I think about also think they've been used to that. Like look at who their dad is. So you can't tell me North has never had a Twitter account or Instagram account and seeing random shit about her dad or a random shit about her mom. So like she has to be none to audit and know like, I'm never going to believe or look too far into like what the internet is posting. And that's their norm. They literally grew up like the shit. If anybody is ready, it's got to be them doing. All right. Get that it again. Somebody say, uh, we say why when niggas get laced, they get an Android, I feel like that's always true. You ain't never seen somebody get laced. It's like one of the saddest things in the world, bro. They get an Android. Yeah. Like they just like they get an Android and they start believing in conspiracies and shit. I know. Yeah, bro. That's crazy. That is wild. You know what it is? Those that like, it is the conspiracies. They're like, oh, the iPhones got something in them. I should like that. Mm. They do. Um, no real shit. But the thing I say, I knew this dude, I got laced in high school, right? And he got so paranoid that he, he grabbed his like dad's gun and did like three arm robberies within a span of like hour 30 minutes, like strong armed people for the cars, just driving to random places. And then they got 11 years off that shit. Damn. Ain't that crazy? Like you get laced and like make it like the justice system is so fucked up. Like they don't even be looking at cases, like just case to case, like people like us to be judges. It's just like, okay, bro, you robbed the store. Like where do you live? Okay. Like, why did you rob the store? Are you going to do it again? We can judge off character. I can't be a judge. Why not? I feel like I, I feel too much empathy. Like sometimes when I even want to see like those young kids who committed murder and then seeing them break down when they get their verdict, their life sentence or whatever, even I know they committed some crazy crime that they deserve to be in prison. You still feel that empathy because like, damn, they just really ruined their life. So I don't know. Like I could be personally be a judge. I don't got that, uh, I don't, I'm not stern enough in that sense. Yeah. I'm not doing a major judge. Like a murder case. No, no, no, no, I'm doing like arm robberies and shit like that. Come on, bro. Like, let's shit like, okay, you got $3,000 in your bank account. Why the fuck is you still in visa cards, bro? 10 years. Have you ever been a juror? Uh, I can't even say it. Oh, no, you know how to say it. I don't know. I have not. I was, I was a juror for a murder case. I was ready to go. So I kept saying guilty guilty. Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. You did it. I recognize you. Come on, man. Be, be, be in a jury and I say like the person that knows me that's like being prosecuted. That's like a weird feeling. Oh, no, you broke. That's crazy. Crash movies. It's actually like audio listener. Oh, you two watch her. Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. Oh, my, my DM of the week, somebody DMed me for some reason and said, I had a dream that Mike was streaming Minecraft on TikTok live. And I came and told him to shut his bitch ass up because y'all had previously facetime the nix players in their share hotel room and didn't invite me. I'm sorry, man. What do you all say about that? Maybe I just have niggas having dreams about pressing me. That's good. Like, what? No, that's funny. You ever play Minecraft before a couple of times? Really? I never played that shit. But not like, probably like, like, three hours of my life. Oh, no. I'm doing video games, bro. Niggas, wait. I don't, I don't. You say what? Why are you doing video games? Um, so I recently tried to dive back into video games just to like kind of, you know, create a safe space for my brain because I feel like I'm always thinking about like the next skit or something. So I played 2K and when I tell you it was the most horrific experience of my life, bro, like I couldn't do shit that I used to. And even when I like went to the gym and practiced by myself with my player, I still couldn't get it down. And I just started thinking like, bro, it's people like me that's giving all day energy to this video game. And that's all they doing. And that's why they so fucking good. Like, it was a dude on there talking trash like you sorry is fuck on, wrap it up. And I'm like, bro, like what the fuck do you do for a living? And like the nigga worked like night shift or whatever, but he claimed he got bands and shit. It's whatever. Uh, nigga weakest hell. I think most of it is spanked. No, he was. Bro, I'm talking about. Bro, play his nigga like one, one, five, ten, ten or dandy and score. I'm like, but I'm like, bro, this all you doing you focus and they're just like these video games, like especially the popular ones is like, bro, I can't compete, bro, because I'm, I'm, I'm coming home from a podcast. Just no, I kept playing, I kept playing for like three hours, but but it was bust in my ass, bro. And I kept asking him like, how it is you to like, I'm 26, I'm 27 and it's just like, bro, like this what he do, like he clock in at Myers, he clock out, he played a video game. And I try to teach you like, uh, they try to teach you like Charles Barclay and, uh, space day. Yeah. Not underliving. Y'all got it, bro. Y'all got the video game shit. I see like, I even tried to do some bullshit, like jump on Fortnite and I play like the, the builder mode, bro, I shot at a nigga once he built the castle and I remember those days when Fortnite was popular when I used to try to play the reason I hopped off Fortnite was just like, bro, getting to say you're, you suck by a fucking 14 year old, 60 year old, those to the, the age gap with the people that, or the age like, yeah, yeah, of people that can play that game or play that game is like too wide for me. Yeah. I've never played it before. I only stick to the games that I know, like when I will play Crash Bandicoot. Oh, that's all school. That's all school. I used to play like Halo a lot. That's all school. But like, have you played video games in your adult life? Sims. I think that's a girl's. No, that's definitely a girl's name. I like Sims. I like Sims. I like Sims. I like Sims. I like Sims. I like Sims. How the fuck you get pregnant? Like, I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I do like those simulator games, like it'd be like a, like, you own a convenience store type of simulator. Yeah. You're like, stalking up or the farm, the farming games and shit like that. I kind of like playing those sometime. The rollercoaster tycoon used to be fire, bro. What's wrong? What's wrong with that? Uh, what do you build a rollercoaster? You control an amusement park. Oh, yeah. And that dog stands. Yeah, bro. He's like throwing up. Yeah. If you ain't hired too many generations of like, you got too much throw up on a sidewalk. Yeah. My, my, my favorite one was zoo tycoon though, like building a zoo and like getting different animals and shit that didn't want to nigga like throw up on your sidewalk. You can put a hole in a lion's cage. That's why I used to do it. I'd be like, it's a lion loose. I'd be like, I'd turn by hand. I used to do it. I used to do it. Like, it's a lion loose. I'd turn by hand. I used to do it. the game. You need to pick up and play again. What? The zoo tycoon. Cause it is mental health awareness month, right? And a lot of guys play video games for their mental health. And it relieves the way for their spouses. Yes. Oh, that's what it really is. Sometimes it is. Yeah. I feel like guys need more, you know, we got to start being okay. Taking our space, taking your space. It's okay. Your space, fellas. Because it used to be random sports. But like the older you get, the harder it is to find a like a random spot to base, play a sport without being committed. Like if I want to play flag football, I got to go join a team full of people. I fucking hate just to play a game once a week that I might miss if it falls too early. If it's 10 o'clock and I ain't got no babysitter for my son. Not miss a whole fucking football game. So it's just like, that shit is very hard to find. Or you walk into a basketball, it's usually basketball is literally the only thing you can like walk into randomly. And there's like no tears like you're either walking into like damn near a NBA pro run and you the shortest dude out there at fucking six foot one. Or you walking in, you playing with 50 year old man and you scoring 50 and you feel like LeBron James and shit. No, that's a good ego boost when you play against the old fellow the old people. You can. Oh my gosh. And then all you do is facilitating to. Yeah. You try. You're making them better shit. Yeah. Because those old people like to like the older people like I'm saying like 50 and up. They like to feel like they're still contributing. Yeah. So once you feel them boss, especially the corner three, shoot that arrow. Oh, that's the best thing you can do to them is when they miss a three, you look at them and say, keep shooting. Oh, I got you. And then they bank in the game when I believe in you. It's like, bro, I got my local dentist to score four points in the last of our game. Like I'm him, bro. I'm him. He. And the thing by once you like befriend those old people, they will ride for you wherever like if you need a job or some shit like that, they're going to help you in the real world. Bro, that's a problem. These young dudes don't have no OGs and, no, no, they're not trying to be friends. They'd be clowned to OGs too much. But the OGs be trying to compete too much. That is true. That's all peers. Yeah. Like they. Exactly. Oh, Paul Pierce, you also be married and like saving these girls for the young and so they can go through their lessons and maybe find a wife, but you overheard competing with them. Like stop answering. No, but I, I, I'll be getting where everybody come from. That's why I like, I hate being so opinionated. I hate that people even pay attention to what I say sometimes because like, I got, I got my own opinion. And then sometimes I'll express it. And then I have 20 people DM me be like, good. I should you say it. Not true. I'm like, it's not true for you. Bitch. I was naked. But it's true for me. I'm always like willing to be wrong about something. Even when I even when I listen back sometimes to pods that I've done, I'm like, oh, chef, I was probably wrong about that. But that's the point of a podcast. That's the point about giving your opinion because you have to be brave enough to give your opinion on something where everybody can hear people be given their opinions and private be like, or they have the, like we always talk about this. They have the, the convenience of Google to like prove them right. And then comment about something I'm wrong about. Like, bro, I didn't know. But I don't listen to people that like come on here and be like, pet was wrong about such and such. Like, bitch, as nigga, you got two friends and you say, I don't know every day. Like y'all all three on the group chat. I don't know, bro, I'm scared to give y'all pees to each other. Like, I'm doing this for the masses. I'm taking risks every day. I'm wrong. Like y'all asked me who going to win the finals. And then I give y'all my opinion. Then y'all come back and throw it in my face. Y'all some holes man. That's some whole shit, bro. You asked me. I do like a debate though. I do like people saying like in a more informed way, like, are you wrong? So then it kind of gives me room to then rebuttal with where I'm coming from or elaborate on my opinion. Yeah. Right then, I like the conversation. Not like, shut y'all dumbass up. This and that. And it's like, okay, no, I don't really. I don't say that. I'll let people come. But it's all about the approach. Like some people be doing it as like to to make you look bad. It's just like, oh, y'all didn't know about the court case of 1967. Uh, duh. We didn't want you to type it out. It's just telling us about the court case from 1967. Some shit you probably went in Google or everybody. I'm not blaming them because we all have random information. I don't, I won't weaponize my random information. Because I know it's random. I know it's random. Like, you know, I'm saying, like, just like, I know who Susan B. Anthony is. You know, I'm saying, like, it just be like, why would I weaponize, huh? Who is she? A woman. No, go vote. Go vote. Go vote. Where is the next election? Like what? We got midterms. Come on. Come on. I know why we look at Carrie. You just seem like the most responsible out of all. I think the primary. We voted for the mayor in like four. Oh, yeah, mayor. That's why he do. That's why he doing autumn videos. That's why the mayor governor governor. Yeah. We voted for a governor in the mayor. Yeah, governor. The one I mean, he just got inducted. So he's the mayor now. I'm just saying. That's why the mayor won. Inducted. Is it inducted? It is. Is elected. Oh, inducted. Inducted. Inducted. Inducted. The whole thing. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm done. He just got a bus. You got a ducted. They come here for our political news. America's GDP just dropped 10%. I feel like you can cook with something. I got to know how y'all feel about this UFC claw being built on the White House right now. Have y'all seen that? Yeah. What's that? Like are y'all into UFC? Do you have the relevancy of all of this? I think obviously is Trump's birthday too on the day on this day. And usually you have see fights are on Saturday nights. So I think they're also people are are suing trying to sue and stop it because they say that it's you're using government property and stuff like that. But Trump and they know why who owns a UFC are buddy buddy. So I think personally, this is my conspiracy theory. Well, conspiracy theories I hear is that Trump owns a percentage of, you know, the TK, TKO group, which oversees UFC. So him doing the event profits him as well, allegedly. Yeah, I legend. I mean, he gained so much money since banning off. Yeah. I don't, I don't like that shit, though. Like I want, I want our elected officials to be broke. Like I want to be able, I want to be able to walk into Walmart and see Trump in the dairy aisle. You know, I'm saying just like, I think, I think that's how I should be. So I can walk up to him like, hey, nigga, like, what is we doing? No, but they're salaries, their salaries are obviously, I think the president's salary is like $400,000 a year. Yeah. But like every politician is, but we, but we know, but it makes sense. Why? I don't, sometimes I don't blame them because it's like, they have insider information on like accent trace. So it's just like the person that owns the company is, they're going out to dinner with every day. And if a nigga looking crazy, like, wait, why isn't it not paying for dinner? Oh, you're shit about the, okay, let me go ahead and take my money out real quick. I just said if you had insider information, would that make you trade differently? Bro, hell, yeah, bro. And I'll be bragging about it. I'll be, I'll be teaching classes. No, it is illegal. I don't know. I don't know. I think separating sports and politics needs to be a lot more, um, even like the Trump coming to the next game. And then they love some bullshit. I think it's one of those things are, it made it harder for people of New York to like get in the game, get out the game. It's crazy though, because I said on the part that I feel like if he was Obama, nobody would have cared that he was at the game. Yeah. No, they wouldn't want crazy, yeah. But as a president, they're doing crazy. I think it would have been amazing. Not even amazing. But it just like Obama just, I don't think Obama would ever present his self like that. I think Trump is doing a lot of things that Obama was in office. That's why I feel like Obama does a lot of stuff now. Obama would have invited him to the White House like after he, but I think Obama would have never make a public appearance like that. And we're at war. He would just, Obama was a person that like when he came on TV, no matter what he did, like the bombings, whatever, y'all, y'all gonna be in the comments like, did you know Obama did the same thing as Trump? Like cool. But one thing Obama did is he hit it. He was like, that good parent is just like, you hear your parents fighting and then your dad come out and they're like, yeah, me and my was arguing about better between Jordan and the bride. And you're like, ah, that's what I thought pops. We all are good. You know, he make you feel good. I also think Obama is just more popular among NBA fans at the game because Trump is getting booed. I don't think Obama would have got booed when he was there. So I, you're right. I don't think people would have cared about the person, but because, but it's like, if someone I already don't like, it's making my life harder, you're getting booed. But if somebody I really like, and it's like, ah, I get it. I'll, I'll suffer this minor inconvenience or maybe major inconvenience because I really like this person. Yeah, exactly. But also we live more in the world where like the new generation, we kind of don't care, but the generation under us don't give a fuck. But like back when back when like Obama was president his first term and before him, it was kind of like, damn, can we boo the president? Like, will something happen to us if we boo the president? But now people are in the stages like, ah, what's the president would just die? And by the way, they send it publicly back in the day. No, you get gone. But it's so much technology that if when somebody says like something a radical these days, they're almost protected. Like, okay, we watching you now because you're going to get this people. Now you can't die. But back in the day, you make a video like that. And look at you going to, it's like, - That was a point, it was a time I was like, if you didn't stand up and put your hand over your heart, you felt like, "Bro, I'm telling you're getting trouble." Especially around 9/11, man, somebody beat the fuck out of you and take your head off. - Take your head off, boy. - No, I stopped. - Put it under the hat, boy. - I stopped taking my head off and like, for the pleasure of allegiance for a while. And even like put my hand over my heart. Even in college, I, before the whole cap-- - I didn't get the murder. - The anthem. Even in college, when we did like the thing, I never really put my hand over my heart, just do like, I put my head down and put my hands behind my back or something. - I wish, like, so I was one year removed from college. So I was actually like a GA coach, so I coach college football. And, but no, but they took a knee that year. - Yeah. - No, maybe this was when, 'cause you weren't there. Maybe it was-- - I was there when there was-- - When they were taking a knee, right? Okay, so some players took a knee and I like, I technically wasn't allowed to take a knee or I could have lost my job. So I stood by the players that like, took a knee and like, put the shoulder. I feel like Jerry Jones is the same. (laughing) Get a voice. But I'm just like, not like, I feel like that's when it first started. Like, people taking knees during the national anthem. That's when it's like, okay. - For a guy that was like, it felt like a trend, too. - Yeah, it was. - Yeah, like five year olds at their P.We. Gays taking a knee. (laughing) - Growing up as white man. - Get him right now. (laughing) - Right now. - I'm not a guy. - That's our capronic. - No, capronic was taking knees, bro. He had old white man fucking reign. (laughing) Look at his tattoos. - Especially after there was a white man that told him to, that would be more respectful than sitting down. - No, bro. - But not people don't fuck with capronic like that no more, 'cause they, you know, he settled with the NFL. - So did Jay-Z. - That's true, too. - Yeah, I mean. (laughing) A lot of people think they know what they would do until it's $10 million waving in front of them. (laughing) - You're saying that about everything. - I say that about you and him and me and him. I just don't, I don't care. I'm not saying you would take the money, but to sit there and act like you already have your decision, right? - I'm not saying you can't. - That's true. - I'm not saying you can't say no again, but to act like you wouldn't reset and reevaluate it, it's just a blatant lie. So there's just somebody saying like, hey, I want you, I want to offer you $10 million and we love your podcast, Brain Squeeze, but I want you to never talk about black excellence. I want you to keep it just pop culture and push celebrity breakups and that and we gonna pay you 10 million every year you do that under the table. And like, right now you say no, right? - Yeah, I say no. - Right, but when it's the money in front of you, they're like, okay, here's a $10 million check, or here's the wire transfer that we're about to send. You sure you don't want this? - I think you got to reevaluate for things like that is easy for me to say I would say no, just because if I'm being offered $10 million for someone, I already think I'm in that realm of like that money already, where I could get another offer where I can keep my morals in the same path. - Oh yeah, whatever, buddy. What do you think about gang violence? (all laughing) - I feel like the violence. (all laughing) - But you're still right, so your point is still right, is that you, like you said, you won't know what you would do until the money. It's easy to say no to hypothetical like this because it's like, why am I gonna be like, I'm on the other side of, I'm already, basically you're cashing in your morals already before there's money in your face. - You try to get tired of these social media critics. They like to bash everybody else and talk about what they would or wouldn't do. And it's like, you truly don't know I'm not sure in their shoes. - Also, the other thing is like, now that we know with some conspiracy theories, I won't put them out there 'cause I won't know body tapping my phone or some shit. But like when someone offers you a crazy amount of money to do something, sometimes it doesn't feel like an offer. Right, it feels like, no, take this shit because you're doing too much. Brain squeezes, hey, we calculated, we did the demographics on brain squeeze and you making all these people think differently. We not fucking with that. We offering you 10 million. Okay, you wanna turn it down? Okay, we gonna put a brick on your gas pedal. Good luck. - I'm laughing. (laughing) - Is it a brick on your gas pedal? Is it a brick under the brakes? - No, but you know they can control your car. Like all cars are controllable that way. Like the newer cars can like be sped up. - Like the electric ones? - Yeah, like you can slow down your people's Teslas. Like when you're renting out Teslas and like especially like if you're renting like a app like Turo or like here to appear. - Yeah, you can speed cap it where it's like they can't go over certain. 'Cause some people would be like burning like going all 20 and they should. - If you can speed cap, you can't tell me that technology can't be reversed engineered into speeding. - I don't know. - It has to be. - Yeah. - So I'm just saying like if they got that control, to me like anytime you watch a movie and you see something crazy like them, that's some futuristic shit, the government already did that shit to me. They just hiding it because they just be like, why the fuck will we get these dumb ass niggas flying cars? They still accidentally shaking ass. I was listening to walking music. And you know how like they'd be getting on the little Milwaukee niggas for throwing ass and shit during the dance. I was doing one of the dances and when you do the arm movement, your hips start to slightly move. And it's just like, that's why they'd be asked. I feel like they'd be accidentally throwing ass and they don't even know it. They'd be like, whoa, that's what they always do. Like once or twice and they turn off the video. - Oh my god, anyway, that's been the episode. Appreciate y'all support me. Make sure you guys grab the Patreon. Make sure you guys follow us on all platforms, everything's in the description. Yeah, peace. Peace. - Right, right, right, right.