Make America Glaze Again

- Yeah, I'm Charlemagne the God. - Andrew Schoen. - Y'all the brand, it is podcast, Backboy another week, a brilliant idiot. And this, have a time walker. - What's up, my boy? - How are you? - Good. - We was talking about if Robin Thick was in your phone and how much trouble that can get you in if you leave off the E, bro. Your wife and mother fucking see Robin Thick calling you. Like, who the fuck is Robin and why do you have her in your phone is thick? - Yeah, even with the E. - The E kind of crazy, right? Because the E make you look like she really dead. - Oh, that's funny. You went to the other angle. You were like your wife would be upset if you had that person in your phone. - Yes, I was thinking it was gay to put his name in your phone. - Oh, so you was thinking Robin was a fucking. - You got to be like Robin. - Robin's singer. - Oh, I was looking at just Robin as a girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm looking at him as who he is. - Oh, so. - But you put his name in your phone the whole, yeah. - Yeah, I'm pretty stupid. - I'm gonna zoom up text from Robin. - You know what I'm saying? God, damn. So that thought is in your mind every time you see him. You be like, yo, Robin Thick and then you got to look just to see. You know what I mean? Take a little peek just to make sure he's this thick as he says he is. - And half the. - You know what I mean? You should. It's only right. - It's only right, dude. - If Batman was a bat, was Robin a bird. - Yeah. - Well, Robin is a bird. - It's not black. - I was talking about that text. - It's a good ad. - I don't know what I'm saying. - Hey, whatever he's saying, that's a good ad. - Oh, yeah. - That's a good ad. - Wait, wait, what the fuck? He said you never know about that. - Fuck. - He said you thought about that. How was your weekend? Have the Kyle Walker? - It was good, man. We were out in Salt Lake City, man. - Ooh, what's happening? - Salt Lake City got the prettiest white woman on a planet, I think. - Really? - I think they've actually. I think it is number one pound from pound. - Really? - Yes, yes. - Is it a polygamy like legalism shit? - I think the Mormons had it back in the day but they switched it up, they don't really do that. But everyone's pregnant. - Okay. - It's every woman there is pregnant. They're all fucking dimes. It's crazy. - Well, it makes a white woman pretty. Tell me, like, well, like, give me an example. It looks like a beautiful white woman. - No, I'm just saying for him, I want to know, like. - Well, what made them pretty to you? - When they had bodies like black women. (laughing) You seeing one back in the day? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I was, I was, I was, I was trying to do the thing. But just me and you know what we're doing. (laughing) - I'm just gonna tell you, I have more questions to give you an answer. I can't talk about the back in the days. - Nah. - I can't talk about back in the days. - You can talk about all work. - Back in the days. - But now I was young, I'm not a kid anymore. But sometimes I sit in and wish I was a kid. - But you like, you like. (laughing) But you always like thick. You never got with any slim? - Thick is childish. Like thick I get, like you do it in, you know, you do it when you're like. - Excuse me. (laughing) - Nah, he made a white girl. (laughing) - Hey, yeah, that's almost this. - Um, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - No, thick is, when you're in your teens, when you're in your 20s, maybe your early 30s thick is fun. But like, when you get older, like slim is. - Nobody really care about that shit. First of all, the reality of the situation is, you gotta be a certain level of guide. No, listen what I'm saying. You gotta be a certain level of guide to have all those options. - This guy. But when you're young, you kinda just getting what you can get. - Yeah, but your imagination is all the options. - We go for imagination. - I never cared about the thickness. - What's going on? - What's going on? - What is going on right now? - We're having the premise of this conversation is you like 'em when they're thick. - No, no, no, no, no. You asked me, what did I see in a particular brand of woman? - Yes, it's a white woman. - White women, yeah. You said, what makes white women? - Pretty beautiful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, I really met that no like. - I don't think there's anything specific to white women. They just happen to be white 'cause everyone you tell is white. - God. - Like when you see it. - But they got beautiful women. 'Cause you said white women, that's why. - Well, if everybody's there's white, they're the beautiful white women. Like when I look at the women in New York, and I'm like, when America, New York got beautiful women. - Is everybody? - No. - Yeah, that's not the first one. - Nah. - Puerto Ricans, bro, come on. - Bro, you're gonna see the baddest Asian chick you ever seen in your life. You're gonna see the baddest. - You're the woman pretty. Like, give me an example. (laughing) - How much you got on New York now? (laughing) - I'm this truck. - Why can't we have no examples? - Bro. - Like, why can't we get examples? - What does make Asian woman pretty to you, Chris? - We got a connoisseur. - We got the Somalia in the building. Maybe we not seeing something, he understands. - What is? - What is, Chris? - I only know what makes one Asian lady pretty. - Damn. - Oh! - And they all look, I knew you was coming. I knew you were coming. I was like, who's going to dunk it? - It's right there. - No one's there. (laughing) - You can't be out of you for that shit like that, Chris. Come on. - Come on. - Come on, y'all. Don't be just throwing it up like that. Listen, Scott. - Yes, but no. - So, I don't think Asian women when I think New York? - Are you kidding me? - And Puerto Ricans, no, honestly? - I think Monique was. - I think a lot of Puerto Ricans must have moved out into New York. - New York was more Puerto Rican when I was growing this. - Yeah, that's a fact. - And that is a fact, right? When I was growing up, New York was super Puerto Rican. And I think they might have moved to like North Carolina. - They're still in America. - I'm going to tell me this the other day that there's been a-- - Then what's a Florida? - Puerto Ricans in African-Americans has been a pretty significant exodus from New York over the last 20 years. - They're still in the Bronx. - Yeah, but I'm in the Philippines and Puerto Ricans still in the Bronx, they're in the Bronx. - But they might be up there. Back in the day, it was like LES was all Puerto Rican. - Fuck. - When I grew up, downtown was all for-- - Yeah. - Alphabet city was all Puerto Rican. - That's what I mean. That's what I think. When I think of New York, well, I guess you're right. And I never, you know what's so great that I didn't even think about it, yo. You got to start paying attention in this fucking city, man. That story of that woman who fell in that manhole is fucking so sad. - Why is it manhole? (laughs) - You know what I mean? Why is it gotta be a manhole? Why is everything bad gotta be about men? - Are black. - No, you're fucking right now. - Now I get it. - You see what I'm saying? - Now I get it. - Yeah, the black hole in the manhole. - The black flag. - Why is it gotta be black? - Black licorice. - Black licorice, the worst. - The worst. - Fuck the worst shit. - Look that up, Taylor. Why is it called a manhole? That's a good question. I never thought about that. Why the fuck is it called a manhole when they have way more holes? - They do have way more holes, how off, I mean. - It's called a manhole because it provides a vertical access point large enough for a person to physically climb down the. - Why is it not called a personhole? - I don't know. - A human? - Well, this is the same thing when they have like men working. It's also women working too. Like when they have those signs. - No, it's not. - It's an officer. - It's like cleaning that one. Sometimes you do see a woman working in a construction site. - I'm not talking about like walking by with, you know, with a little short dress on. - That's not what I'm talking about either. - $10 on a lunch break. - I'm talking about fucking with a hard hat. - Whenever you see the women working on the construction site, what is it you feel? - I've never seen them. - You've never seen them. - Sometimes they're holding the sign, they'll be like, stop. Like they put them out there for traffic. They'll be like, stop. And they got to hold the sign and that's their job. - I promise you, I'm not saying that they don't. I've just never seen a woman on a roof. - I've never seen a woman. - You've never seen a woman on a roof. Never seen a woman on a roof. - Historically, I don't know if a woman's ever been on a roof. - Nope. - Not even Mrs. Claus. You won't even fuck your ride with her husband. Why the fuck Mrs. Claus ain't never with her husband on a roof? - That's a good, that's a good ass. - Why the fuck? - Is she never there? - He got to make sure, isn't she the CEO of their house? - I don't know what the hell she does. - See, older house, it's not a business. - It's not a business. - He's not making good money. - They got to make sure that elves are in check and everything. - It's a charity, it's not a business. - But there's elves working. - Your wife doesn't come with you to work. - Exactly. - That's true, that's true, that's true. - That's the deal. - And one day we got them good. - Yeah, because our wives have children to look after. - Oh my goodness. - Elves look after the elves. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - It's crazy saying to trust all the males with his wife though. - You already know what time. - Every Christmas Eve. - You can't wait for Santa to leave, y'all. Getting the train ran on her. Can you look crutch, nigga? - Yeah, the whole plan. - I believe they call it the polar express. - The polar express. - The polar express. (laughing) - Listen, that shit was sad. Don't matter, that story. I can't get that shit out of my mind, y'all. - Did she pass? Did they pass? - Yes, you got it. - Yo, they said she pulled up. Like I guess the truck hit the manhole couple. And like 12 minutes later she pulled up. And a witness said it was like, yo, it was like she disappeared. Like on some movies. As soon as she stopped at her car, she just vanished. And they said it was, it's so hot down there. - Oh, that's what, the steam. They said she went in the cardiac arrest and I think she was alive when they pulled her out. Because they put the burn blinkers on him and she died at the hospital. That shit, yo. - Oh, god damn. - I was even starting to pop with that. - 'Cause it was on my mind. So I had to shit, that shit, I'm trying to get that shit off me, bro. 'Cause like what Chris said, it's, what's up there? - I know, I know. - Now we all in hell. - I don't think I'm gonna go to. - Don't leak. - What do you say? - I just rest in peace there, man. That story is so fucking sad, yo. - Yeah. - Donica. - It's just sad, it's just sad, it's just sad, it's just sad. Chris was like 8 million stories in New York City, I'm like, I ain't never heard that one, that's the new one, bro. - What's that? - What did you say, Taylor? - You said, keep million stories. - That was a great, you know, in New York, it's 8 million stories in the negative city, but I've never heard that one. - Nah, tell me. - Yes, you have. - You just heard it. - 8 million stories in the negative city. - In the negative city. And what is that supposed to mean? - Well, at the time, New York's population was 8 million, it's probably close to 20 right now. But it was a saying, - Your city's population is 20 million people. - I think it's got to be close to that. - Ain't no fun, that's like 14. I don't even think it's in the tens. - Not in the tens, definitely to hell. - New York City? - Oh yeah, wow, 'cause like 14 million people. - Let's see, let's get up. - Yeah, two kids. - Two kids, man, and man kids, that's just sad, man. So sad, rest and freeze the herd, man. - All right, you kids? - I mean, how many, how, probably at least? - 8.5. - That's it? - Yeah. - Yeah, what do you guys think? - People lie, why can't we lie, yo? - When I say 20? - Why can't we say 20 million people on the fucking island, man? That's, you know what? One time you trust Asians with numbers, you know what I'm saying? I just agree, that's why I agreed with them. I'm like, "Yeah." - 20 million people on Taipei, that's all I know. So I figured, for now, you include the whole metropolis. - All right, 20 in greater New York. - Yeah, but nobody's asking about greater New York. - Oh, so New York, greater. - But all the burrows is 20. - Yeah, but those Long Island, Jersey, all them. - You see, they're airing on the state, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't. - They're on the state, they can't, they can't. - They're on the state, you definitely can't count them. - No, they're not. - What else we got to tell, let's get to it, man. You know, tell me what you thought about the triple albums. The boy's back. - You think I listened to them shit? - You listen to any of them? - That was nice, man. - Yeah, that's the only one. A little one, sorry. - Oh, no, I did hear a bop off another one though. - Where, what's the one? - I don't remember. - It's like one of the Miami bass basses, you know me. I'm a little tired, I mean, I'm a little tired, a little trans thought over here, you know what I mean? So it's one of them doom. I can't remember the name of it. - I can't remember the name of it. - What's the thought? - He never win anywhere, thank you, thank you, I'm glad y'all, I'm glad y'all are back, let the meat riding begin. We've been literally, I'm saying that for years, you're still Drake. All you do is lose a fucking rap battle, bro. Cut it out. - I don't know if you said that, that's all I said. You lost a fucking rap battle. - That was all good, man. - Let it go. We could all change our minds, don't I know. - Change your mind about what? - We could all change our minds, that's just that. - What? - He's all good. - He's a real fucking Drake, you lost a rap battle. - Can we just talk about how music is the most powerful thing on the planet? It's the only thing that is more powerful than pedophilia accusations. - Yeah, that is the only, any other profession you get even the accusation, it's over. - Not in rap. - It's rap music too, MJ. - MJ's movie did 400 fuck a million dollars if you put out great music, it doesn't matter. - Nah, music, yeah, you know music is great. Y'all don't even talk about the accusations Drake made towards Kendrick. - What did he say? - Exactly. Because the music was that fucking good the whole time. - That's the whole time. - You didn't even think about it. - It's the star from Mario. It's the invisibility cloak. - It's all the things. - If you make great music, we can push everything aside, it's the most powerful medium on the planet. - Once again, over the last two years, Drake streaming numbers staying through the roof. - He's got this narrative where he talks like the radio wasn't playing him. Not fucking true. He had Nokia all of that shit was on the radio, what's it up with, all of that shit was on the radio. It's just like, cut it out, you lost the rap battle. - And then he was like, oh, music is back. Music's been here. - Yeah. - And they haven't gone. - No way. - Music is back. Music is back. - Stop. Music is back. Music was gone for a little bit. - You're blazing hard. - I'm not glazing. I'm just saying the thing is nice. Can we give credit or credit is due. - That's what Maga stands for. - What is that? - Make America glaze again. That's all Drake wanted. All Drake wanted was y'all to be back on your motherfucking ease, even though you never left. You spent two years glazing them because you tried to convince people that he won something he didn't win. And now, even with this album, it's like, this change is nothing. - No, he didn't win the battle. - No. - Nobody's saying he won the battle. - Yes, they are. - Yes, they are. - No. - Yes, they are. - All Drake fans be like, no, no. - Yes, they are. - He won the war. He's going to win the war. - No. - How? - What war was there to win? - Well, I mean, there was not, there wasn't literally a battle either. We're speaking metaphors. - So, it was the war. - When it's all set and done, he will go down as a much bigger artist. - No, stop. - Is that what people. - Stop. - 100%. Like, it's not even closed. - 100%. - The numbers will show it. - Numbers lie. And you know how you know numbers lie? - And it's all set and done, LeBron, when it's all set and done, LeBron James is going to have every single record there is to have. Is he better than Jordan? - How many number of rings does he have? - Six. - Tony LeBron? - No, yeah. - I mean, Jordan, that's six rings. - Yeah, but how many? - Four. - Okay, so that number is telling the truth. - So, Robert Ori is better than LeBron James. - At winning championships. - To make it cut it out. - He has a team around him. - Is he not better at winning championships? - Oh, please. - You were almost statistically the greatest Dallas Cowboy quarterback ever. - You making my point. - We know that not to beat you. - We know that nothing. - What number of rings does he got? - How many rings is Kendrahead? - He doesn't play basketball or football. - Yeah. - So, how many rings is Graham? - He's got home. - No. - I think it has more Grammy's name. - Oh, y'all really put up, you care about the white music award? - Yeah, you're so crazy. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - He's the Grammy. - I'm gonna tell you what you're called. I'm gonna tell you what you're called. - Fuck off. - He is the only way. - Right. - Am I wrong? - I think Drake put himself in a bad situation with that. - Oh, because you think he wasn't vocal enough about it? - No, yeah. - But it ain't his fight. - Whenever you make that kind of claim against somebody, now people are gonna start questioning you and saying, "Well, what have you stood up for? "What do you stand up for? "If you believe that, why haven't you denounced Israel?" - Mark's great. Mark said, "If Khaled joins Hamas, they've got to make the tunnels bigger." - Man, shut the fuck up, man. You know Khaled can't get on no fucking paraglider. (laughing) - Man, I feel so fucking, get the fuck out of here. - That's fucked up, yo. Listen, it's just a tricky situation 'cause I also think that was very low. - It's a bird. - No, it's a plan. - John. (laughing) - No, no, this is a good gym plan. And on the side of red, I chew the pit. (laughing) - I'm ready. - Listen, I don't, I just think it's a tricky situation when you do that because don't, don't weaponize shit like that. Just because you're trying to take a stab at somebody, yo. - What did Callie do beforehand, though? Why'd he get mad at me? - Nothing, nothing. - Oh. - You just say shit. - What Drake does, that is so-- - Yeah, what's the context? I don't understand what you got about it. - They have a sound, oh. - The internet has been on DJ Khaled, wanting DJ Khaled to say something about Palestine because he's Palestinian. - And your fuses are say anything, you know? He just says, "Love to everybody." - He does that. - It's like mad at Khaled. - That's what we're trying to figure out, we don't know. - Oh, I think I saw academics say because Khaled was quiet during the whole Drake getting his ass kicked the Kendrick. - What's he supposed to do? - He never said anything and then when it was over, he started promoting the two songs again. - Apparently, after the whole battle, first time Drake even sees this thing or hears from him, he pops up online and say, "I got two Drake tracks." Though Drake is like, "Oh, bumber clot." He's the nigga I've been looking for for this whole time? Drake had no choice. Two tracks with who? Two tracks with who? Hold on, two tracks with who? Bro, it's not like Drake was looking for him to slide. The nigga when goes, first time he's seeing pop up, the guy said, "I got two Drake tracks." Yo, Drake, it finally hit Drake. Niggah, he's an opportunist. - He was trying to be Switzerland during the whole shit, right? - Yeah. - And like, it's hard. - What do you want Kyle to do? He don't even rap. - Yeah, but don't remain neutral when I'm at war. - And do what do you want me to say? - If it's in your war? - We're at war, bro. - Well, what if he's calling Kendrick, too? - Nah, that's what I'm saying. Like, his style of music is working with all the artists. - Yeah, but you get caught up in neutral. Like, the same thing with the Palestine thing. Like, his style of being an entertainer is like, I get to entertain everybody, but your people are gonna want to hear from you. So there's a cost to try to be something for everybody. - And Kyle, you know what I mean? The beef was fully loud. You went halal and got on your dean. And your people are still waiting for a free Palestine. But apparently everything is in black and white and red and green. - Yeah. I don't know. - What has Drake said something about my life? - That's my point. I didn't say he signed some letter back in the day, whatever, but it's not even just about this one issue. Now, people are gonna be looking for him to be super vocal. And what's going to happen when he's in an interview and somebody asked him, why do you want Palestine to be a Palestine to be free? And your juice, Drake, if you want Palestine to be free, why haven't you said anything about, you know, how the Israeli government is doing instead of people of God? - He's gonna say, I said a lot of Arabic words on the album. - I guarantee he's gonna say a lot. - He's gonna say a lot. - He's gonna say a lot of things. - No, whatever that shit is. It's a boy. - What's that shit? - What's that shit? - A BIPD, much a lot. Like, he's just gonna say all the Arabic words that the white people say now. - Yeah. White people don't ruin, inshallah. They don't ruin, inshallah. They don't ruin all of this. - Yeah, Mershah Ali. (laughing) - White people be like, Mershah Ali, you know what I'm saying? - What's the word that white people found that they ran into the ground? - Woke. Definitely woke. They ran, y'all ran, woken, fuck your ground. - I didn't run into the ground. That's like, co-opted in a different way. That's it. - Yeah, I'm just gonna run it into the ground. - What's the cool word? - Y'all said woke so much I wanted to wake up. Like, everybody wake the fuck up man, and then fuck that shit is silly. - I'm trying to think. - Slay. - Slay or like. - No, I didn't run slay into the ground. - My kids, all they say is slay. - Riz, but Riz. - Is they're saying it. - But I thought Riz was white people. - I never heard of Riz. - Riz is white. - Yeah, Riz is white stream. - Oh, that was-- - Riz started with white. I'm saying Slay started like game called Slay started with the game. - Anyway, there's terms that like white people have been like, "Oh, this is a thing and then we're gonna run into the mud." And they're doing that shit with all the Arabic words, man. - I never heard it. - Say again. - I never heard a white person use them. - You never heard a white person go, "Inshallah." - Me neither. - They'd be like, "Marsha Ali, I'll tell you this, man, "mother fucking. " - You broke it. - Yes, he did. - Give me two. I didn't mean to. I swear, I didn't mean to. - Give me it. - Listen. - Give me it. - Give me the table. - Give me. - I couldn't remember what direction I was been riding. - Riding. - Riding. - Riding. - Riding. - He's a man that's cool, but it's the same old, same old man. - That's why I was gonna say too though, it's not. - Oh, hey, the break is too late. - No, I hate him though. - So they need to listen to Metabona 'cause Metabona has a lot of different type of music. - I heard that, I heard that. I heard that. - That one is like. - I heard all the albums. - I don't know, I heard all that. - I don't know, I haven't heard that. I heard that. It's the verse. - Some of them, I had to know. - Some of songs, it's club songs. If you just want to vibe out and have fun. - Yeah, it is not about it. - You want rapping bars, bars, you got Ice Man and you want the slow R&B stuff. You got, I beat it. - Listen, I like when Drake raps, you know what I'm saying? But once again, I can listen to Drake one time and be cool with it. - You know what I'm not revisited the music. - They're trying to say though that he's still not suing Kendrick. It's the outest feel United. - Oh, tomato tomato. Okay, and Gil gives a fuck. It's like Calla before and after the pictures look the same. Chalked in with my cares. All right, like get the fuck out of here, you know what I'm saying? Like, whatever. Okay, you shitting the suit at all. It was no reason to sue. And once again, man, y'all gonna, I will never let nobody know they got to me the way fucking. Drake left the world, no Kendrick got to him. - But he's sensitive, man, his whole vibe has been sensitive for the last fucking two decades. - Can't be the Ice Man, it'd be sensitive. You got to be cold for real. Okay, your heart got to be cold for real. - I like that. - If you're gonna be the Ice Man, unless of course your inspiration is the Ice Man superhero, Bobby Drake. - Which is gay. - Okay. - Maybe that's what he's mentioning. - No, I'm saying he is. - He is gay. Okay. You know, crack is back. - What? - Crack? - Crack fucking cocaine? - What happened? - I shit, it's back. I knew it was gonna come back though, because cocaine. - Let's see, okay. - Come on, I'm back. - No, this is, that's an economy thing. You think so? - I know, like what are you talking about? - Crack is back. Look at how crack is back, yo. That shit is crazy. - I'm just, yeah. What? Why? - Huh? - Huh? - I don't know, man. - We just potted. - Why the shit gotta make sense? - No, I'm not. - You know, the stuff. - Follow you. - This shit is crazy. - Like, yo, why the shit have the fuck on what makes sense? - Crack is back. Where did you see a story that said that? - I don't know. - We didn't. (laughs) - I saw a video of two people smoking crack under a blanket on the subway. - I saw that shit. - No, that was it. - No, I don't like that. - There was a mo-ped law that was passed. The people keep DMing me about. Did you get DMs about that? - Yeah, man. My mayor's doing good work out there. - Yeah. - So what was the law that was passed? - Mershallah. - Mershallah. - Yeah. - Crack check. - They gonna get upset, actually, why? (laughs) They're gonna get tight. (laughs) - He's the law, baby. (laughs) - All right. (laughs) Now is the wrong doing good work, man. - What is the wrong do with the mo-peds? - I think specifically it was Tish. That's the clip I saw. She rounded up maybe four, five hundred of them. I think they ran them over with a tractor or something. - What? - Why? - You can find that clip. (laughs) - Trying to crack now. - Send a message. - Send a message. - Why they were legal mo-peds? - Illegal mo-peds. No license. Nothing like that. - No way. - Dangerous, very dangerous. - Oh. (laughs) - Did you see the Drake Kevin Durant commercial? - Yeah. - No. - Played out for Alex and show it. So they can hear how they sound. (laughs) - Oh yeah. - Gotta do it. - That's all this is about. You got your all back out here. Sucking ice pops. (laughs) - Sucking ice. (laughs) - Yo. Wanna see new shoes? Come on. Obviously. Check these out. - Oh. K. Okay. Wow. First thought. Transhending the game. Like it's like, you need a banjo for those. Those are crazy. Those are crazy. This guy went home. Home on the range. With it. Wow. You're in 2020. 30. 20. 30. With those. These are cheese. Come on. We're supposed to chill. I can't open these. Nah. Obviously. I know that. This is the real thing. Wow. This guy is dumb. A bomb and a bull. Snowman. Who's there? Oh, they're hard. This guy is trying to dominate the Alaskan market. You got to keep the ankles warm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see the jumper. It's great. Those are crazy. Chill. What's wrong with you, bro? You think I'm where it is? Are you even a real friend, bro? I thought you were taking it somewhere else. Like, on some fashion. Are you a yes and a man, bro? What? No. Like, no. I'm supporting my brother. If you're going there, I'm going with you. I'm still playing on it. These are it. These candies. The candies? These are the ones. Cheers. These are candies. The candy man's home. Ow. Oh, wait. Did I just get a cavity? Brr. Someone called a dentist. Like, oh my goodness, bro. Now how many people are going to be copying us off the shelves? And be like, shh. Give me that. Like, are you dumb? Are you stupid? What are you done? What's one like these are fire flames like I need these a so what other colors what other colors? Tell me, y'all tell me don't keep it a secret. Tell me this is who these are hard. Wow, are these my pair don't Glade glade. That shit was Glade, just glade Just glade. Yo, maybe greatest sketch. I've seen the last decade By two thirds, that shit was crazy. Glade glade. I was go get your glaze on now. That was fire It was a couple of parts out of funny. That shit was you could admit there was a couple parts out of it second best shoe sketch ever made Must've first me and Charlemagne with the Jordan. That's fire probably could never put that sketch out now No, I sketched we taking off the air immediately this commercial Discuss me. What was the point of it? What was the point of that commercial? Yeah, what was the market? What? Yeah, tell me just commercial disgust. Yo, don't let it. Don't let another man affect me Back then, right? No, I discussed me. It disgust me because this is how y'all really be acting when it comes to Drake and Everything Drake does are you saying y'all as in me? Yes, y'all man. We can't just acknowledge a good album. The olby glazers The olby glow gang, you know crazy. That's the Gang gang okay, I was now fuck with the commercial. It's a good commercial. You know what I like about this commercial I was unite The thing I like about this commercial is that it's actually a commercial You know what other day, right? Because we always had this conversation about the face of the league cannot be a foreigner No, I can't do it because everybody in this room knows that it's victor win-be-on When Bin Yana was from Detroit, mission. Yeah, he'd be five three he'd be five seven because he'd been eating from Vegetables his whole life. You need that French food that door shit over some Bradley from Future I'm saying that if he grew up in Detroit, Michigan. I was a country fat boy right there, Sean That's what I'm saying. He was like a seven six, but that's got that's like Ohio. Well, whatever if it's a victory was from anywhere in America They were giving the league give it the his cultural cash a would be through the roof We never seen no shit like that motherfucker. He's got the right now. He's got the perfect fucking thing right they call him the alien Yeah, they just put out the files two weeks ago Where the commercials where people are spotting him like a UFO? Where the crop circle commercials. Guess what they got him. I had no idea I was having this conversation this week with somebody and they was like now he got commercials They showed me commercials from two years ago with these same angles and we don't even know about them At least I never see you ever see the victory with me on a crop circle commercial where they they They zoom out and it's like his logo in the field They aired a commercial the other night During the first game and what the comments finals was like alien sighted alien sighted nobody's even talking about it Because they're not doing it right. You got to have them jumping over the border wall. That's the alien That's the alien that actually would work. I think if you had if jumping over the border wall You don't think that that would go crazy viral. It's so crazy. That's the reason it's not working Because he's not from here. So he's really an alien. He's just illegal. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It's not resonating It's not connected. It's just something about not being from America that for like shy In fucking Victor, but especially Victor The league should be there joke it's too if joke is what's from Kansas forget it man get them yellow brick road What forget it? It that but that's my point is just we've never seen anything like WinBiana Do you remember Shaq when he first came into the league? Yeah height city LeBron James and he first came into the league hype city They transcended basketball now anybody who watches basketball and tell you know You know they're the best on the court. I'm talking about people that transcend basketball Do you know what Victor WinBiana is tell? No, but is it a fan? Isn't it nice that it's not a racial thing for once It's never when it comes to basketball Never Never when it comes to basketball. No Never Yeah, there was a little there's always the fucking seventies race plays a part in everything But what I'm saying is in this specific thing you're regardless of their race, right? You're like the white guy yo-kiss you have black dude shy and then you have Wembe Nyanos. I looks black at least. Maybe he's mixing. He's definitely black but like a French black whatever the fuck I don't know. It doesn't matter. They're not from here. You know and Ant would have the league Ant would have the league he would but not like Victor. He would have the league if he got it We've seen Ant before If he gotta be stuck to me, you know, we've seen Ant before Like Ant can be compared to the Jordan's you would have to lose because he's an American is what I'm trying to say His is incredibly charismatic personality his game is believable But it's got to be something we never seen before though because think about it when LeBron LeBron was such a phenom Like LeBron with all sports illustrators when fucking middle school high school type of shit like you've never seen anything like that If we ever seen anything like let me ask you a question then Shouldn't Brunson be much bigger than he is because at the point He's the best player in the Eastern Conference. He's in the biggest Martin's left He's the best player. Here's the thing with the best player. Here's the cover. Here's the thing with Giannis No, it has a six years right now. It pains me to say in the last two teams left Yeah, so I was just trying to say like he's the best player in the Eastern Conference finals are the entire Eastern Conference I love Jaylen Brunson but Donovan Mitchell and James Harden are very Uh comparable like they they they're not not James anymore. Harden's done You take Brunson over Mitchell Donovan Mitchell. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I mean it's easy to say that now. I tell you because he's winning But what I would say is this Jaylen Brunson Is the best player in the Eastern Conference? Sure Wait a minute. I'll tell you With because of the last two teams left Jason Tatum Jaylen Brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Giannis. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's talk about it. Yeah. I gotta be honest You kind of have to put him in that combo Okay, you could put him in yes, but not the best player in the game. Okay, let's let's let's pull back All right, he's gonna be in all likelihood the best player on the team that comes out of the Eastern Conference We're going. Okay, let's so let's pull back in the biggest medium marker. He's one of the biggest He's one of the best players here. Here's the one issue about Jaylen He's he's so fucking good I don't even think when people watch They get why he's good Like his game is this is gonna go super glaze right here. He's not fast Like at all But he's so intelligent that he uses your body's movement against you. He's so he gets you moving in directions And he can make up for the fact that he doesn't have speed by using his weight and getting ahead of you leaning back on you like he is Be honest though. Yeah, he's unethical He throws himself into people a lot He's a real foul-baiter in that. Let's not be gay This is the next now. We're talking about the next right now. Okay, let's I think he's a fantastic player There are three plays last night where he absolutely throw himself backwards into people So the point I'm trying to make is he is maximizing everything that he has and that should be relatable because he has a game and a body that Not how people play people fans could replicate people don't want a relatable game. No, they want a game It is complete unrelated. That's right, but they don't like bigs Nobody's ever like it's very hard to market a sneaker after a big like if you look at sneakers. They do well It's all guards, right? Maybe you get into like small forward territory But like what about when you a big that can play like a guard like that. They'll win beyond it Well, the victor might have it, but like for example None of us are going damn. I want victor women. Yana's game because he's not American. No. Oh, and he's also seven six exactly So it's like you want AI's game. You want a guy who's five eleven. Yeah, you create them in and then you're like man That's you want Steph's game. This guy's six two six four whatever the fuck he is, but he's just balling on everybody That's the get I say a Thomas You know it's a feel if the level even though it's not feel detainable It's just if you shoot from half-quart once and it goes in you're like whoa, I'm stuck exactly But it's not only attainable. It's just like the type of game you would want whereas I think I think with Jalen I think when people watch they don't even realize what he's doing When he has the ball he's not just blowing them by you. He's getting by you. He's holding you off He's finding the tiniest little window to get a shot of angles. It's unbelievable. I'll be honest with you. I prefer a Shaq's game though Just be so big and dominant you just get around the rim and just dunk on people how many times you buy Shaq sneakers once You were down that bad. No The one of them Shaq's was I the ones that had all the colors the Well, yeah, it was Reebok first. I don't want to have this Shaq when he's hanging on it It's like it was it was like the colors of the Orlando Magic I believe. Yeah, he was No, no, I was before he had a Reebok deal from non-mistake. Yeah, yeah, Reebok and then he went into the pay list Yeah, yeah, Reebok before but yeah, I used to like that game But I'm just saying if Victor was from fucking anywhere in America bro. This is what he wouldn't be Victor Why not because a lot of what makes him successful is His lifestyle has approached, you know, he has a very URCA approach He's Kevin Durant He's just the bad at 10 o'clock every night. He's not on social media. He has a special - Chris, you think that these players here don't have discipline? They think these guys didn't have special ties. - I think there's a difference between a player. - You think Oby didn't have a, that Kobe Bryant. - Where did Kobe learn his skill set? You're a, no, you're a, stop it with that, stop it with that, stop it. - Lebron don't have discipline? - Italy. - Lebron. - Oh, Lebron. - You gonna tell me next, the Italians are good at making pizza. Lebron don't have discipline, Chris. - You think he's playing that game? - Yeah, just a plan, but I think as a rule, players who come up through the AAU system are cut from a different cloth than people who come to the U.S. - That's why we never get an NBA back. - You never get it back, yo. I just wanna give every fucking piece of credit to foreigners. Why we can't build a wall or an NBA? - Dude, what the fuck, we can't. - No, I kinda wanted to tap your point. 'Cause I was somebody going, edit it and play. Why we can't build a wall? - Let's go. - Let's go, let's go. - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - No, I'm back, baby, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. We open it up the straight of our moves. - Dude, come back. - You go to the game last night. - I didn't want to jinx it. - I went to it. - All right, so how? - I watched the whole game and it was the most amazing game I've ever seen in my entire life. - It was a phenomenal game. I can't imagine. - I was saying about that Roma city. - Please stop that, yo. - What? - You've seen a lot of games. I wasn't the most amazing game. - The most amazing game I ever seen in my life. - Stop. - All of me. - I watched it, it was great. - It was great. - I've watched a lot of basketballs and y'all have. - There's two games that I remember vividly. Will is Reed. - No. - What? - This one. This one, I will never forget this game and I come back. And then Andrew Schultz versus Jason Williams. - Those two games are the greatest athletic performances that have ever existed. - No, listen, you know, last night, all my, all my Texas, all my group chats. Yo, Brunson awesome. Joe and shit right now. So what did that tell you? We've seen other games that were better. Okay, this was great though. It was great, all right. - How old are this group chat? - So all damn new 40, 45 plus, yeah. - Okay, do we have a group? - I hate these young ones talking about Jordan. - Next game was great. - Fucking game. - Spurs Oklahoma was a better game. - That shit was great. - And you have to understand. - We'll watch it as Nick's fan. - Oh, sure, sure, sure. - So that adds a whole different, a whole different level. - That's your team. - It's the greatest game. - But as impartial observers. - You almost-- - Spurs was a little bad. - Sure. I completely get someone who doesn't have an attachment to the next, but like when you look at this and you like the entire year, we're playing well and you're just waiting for the moment where the ball's gonna drop. You're like, you know, are we gonna fuck it at some point? And then game one at home, you're like, we're down 420. We're like, yeah, here's the moment. Everything I've thought that might happen with these horrible thoughts creeping into my head. It's true. And then they go on this comeback. And Jalen Brunson just devours James Harden. James Harden was a lockdown defender at one point in time. Do you remember James Harden? - Obviously not in my life. - James Harden. - He never said that. - James Harden was ever said that. - James Harden, okay, C6, man. Remember he was coming off the bench. Nobody ever said James Harden. - Locked down. - He couldn't play defense to save his life. - Never know. - What are you talking about? - James Harden. - I'm ready to post defending that's about it. - No. - James Harden, Ben, I hear raw dog unprotected, bro. You can not all in James Harden. - Shit. - What, you know what, I can't in James Harden. - David's. James Harden, bro. - Okay, C, James Harden locked down the fence. - Ah, nah, nah. - Telling you. - I never have. - Y'all just don't know basketball. - If you don't know basketball, that's fine. Let's just have that come. - So what happened? - James Harden have. - He got old. - He got old. - I don't remember this. - He's party. He's that magic city. The guy likes to go out. And we told the host of New York, hey, drain them. I put out a fucking bat signal to the host of New York. I said, listen, these guys are coming from a place that doesn't have parties. It doesn't have restaurants. It has nothing. They're gonna come to the sea. They're gonna wanna indulge. - We did let them indulge. - We did. I definitely picked the next to go to the finals. Remember last year, we was like, Tyree Tyler Burton is hurt. Fucking. Y'all, I think Y'all just was energetic at the beginning of the season. Jason Tatum was out for the season. - Even if they were there. - The nicks had a scrape path. That's why Brown should have went to Cleveland issue. - I mean, that would have been crazy. - You should have went, you should have, I mean, nobody's gonna bypass 50m. Even though I would think if you were a billionaire, you would have been-- - He got 50? - 50m from the lake. - But if you were to bypass it, you could have opted out signed in the fucking calves. Boom. I think he does that this year though. I think he goes back to Cleveland for his last year. - Why? - He's just one song. It's literally the best scenario for him. - No, you gave them a chip. You owed them nothing. - But that's home. You go back for your last year. - It's you move out of Cleveland this now. - And they're still gonna be good next year. They got James Hardening, got Don Mitchell. You go there, you can beat. You go to the Eastern Conference finals next year. - Harding might have to retire, bro. Seeing what, I mean, Mike Brown even said it. I don't know if you guys saw the post game, but they're like, were you targeting James Harden? Like sometimes teams target Jalen Brunson. And he was like, yeah, that's exactly what we were trying to do. Like they were creating screen switchoffs so that Jalen would just consume James Harden. And James couldn't do nothing about it. - Yeah, that was like the last seven minutes of the game. - That was when we met our 20 point comeback. - But at my point, like they was up 22. You can't say they got, they was up 22 before that happened. - Yeah, well, they should've had that strategy early. - He sold on offense, too. It wasn't just all the point. - Yeah, he couldn't get a bucket. - He was tired. - I was texting with a Knicks fan when the calves were up 20. He's like, we've lost this one. I was like, trust me, I've seen the James Harden move you before. He will fall apart going down there. - You want to know how superstitious I am? - Yeah. - We're down fucking 20 something. Okay, Charlotte? My wife comes in. We start getting to an argument about something, right? I'm already pissed because the Knicks are fucking losing. Now my wife is arguing with me about some shit. - All of a sudden during this argument, we start coming back. - Keep dogging me and going big. - I stretched that motherfucker out. - We were arguing about shit for four years. - See what I'm saying? - I sacrificed my relationship with him. Do you see what I'm saying? - That's what I'm saying. - Game two, you got to start first quarter. - Yeah. - Second, first quarter, be like, in another thing. - I was pressing out all the shit. - How many nannies do we need? - Damn. - I mean, you're at home anyway. - Damn. - How many nannies we need? - Damn. - So how tough are the tickets? Well, we know how tough they're gonna be, but how hard a ticket will it be if they make the finals? - Listen. - Is that gonna be the toughest ticket? - What's the best match up? Is it New York, OKC or New York City? - Oh, there are people who say, "Oh, G's a good match up for Wembee." I kind of see what they're saying, so. Nobody's a good match up for Wembee, yeah. - Here's the thing, here's the thing. This is, can I give you the delusional next take or the irrational next take? - Yes. - OK. Nobody's a good match up for Wembee. We agree? - Absolutely. - The mix happened to have tall mobile guys. So you can throw Mitchell Robinson at him. Mitchell Robinson, a guy who can defend a big like Wembee at the three-point line if he needs to. Kat is a lazy defender, but he is a guy who is-- - He's capable of he points. - Very capable. If he wants to, and I imagine he's gonna have some ego going into that game, everybody's saying, "This is the nicest guy, fuck that, let's go." So, to me, I'm like, we have two guys that we can throw up Wembee. You're not gonna contain Wembee, but you can at least take a little pressure off. - It's the only one. I think the best way to defend Wembee is beat him up. - Yeah. - Beat him up. - He's got beat him up, you know? - Beat him up. - You've got to say to both guys and everybody. Beat this dude up, beat him the fuck up. That's the best thing you can do. - That's the best. - And I'm gonna tell you something that Victor the other night, Victor got some killer in 'em, bro. He got some killer. He got that. - That three was scary. - Yo, but he, it's the look in his eyes. Like, he was mad that Shy got the MVP. - But that's not a, that's not a, like, have the French ever won a war. You got to take him into the trenches. - Well, I'm trying to say that. - We about to see, nah, this is it. But that's what I'm saying. We gonna see, this is the next series. - You're going up against a Canadian kid. - With all due respect. - He's not gonna throw an elbow in your chest. - That's what they need, though. - Come to New York City. It's gonna be a very different type of game. - That's what you got. That's what we need. - We have very different type of game. - And it's gonna be into an elbow in New York resident Naz Reitz. Shinn the other day. - Who did? - Wimby. - Wimby, throw the elbow. - He got the game. - Yeah. - It was accurate. - No, he meant to do that. - He's tall as shit. He don't even know his body yet. - He meant to do that. - He's like, that shit in front of the fucking tax stores. - He's still learning his fucking body. I'll tell you what, though. The reason I want this person to win this series is because I need to see if the theory that a foreigner cannot be the face of the league stands true. Because if Wimby beats OKC, comes to New York, national stage, biggest media market, this alien, dominates like we know he can, but still, and I like, yo, that guy's leading the end being to the future, even though he is going to lead the future. But I'm talking about Trans-Syn's basketball. If a spurs, Nick's series can't make Wimby Trans-Syn basketball, I don't think nothing can. - If it's Nick Spurs, I think it's Nick's in five. - I guess it's Spurs? - I don't even think it will be difficult. - No. - Can you name another guy on the spurs? - Yeah, it's Dylan Harper. - That's Fant Castle, who'd be-- - That one was Castle, but not Bill. - With Brunson. - Brunson, that guy's Fant Castle, and Dylan Harper. - Fucking Darryl Fox. - What you want on Brunson is you want Maxi. - No, Maxi, cute guy. - It's not about guard, which you want to work on the other end. - Exactly. You want to make him work on the other end, right? And they'll switch you off. They'll do art, but you want to make him work on the other end. And then you want a guy that's going to pick him up 94 feet. - Where'd you cast him? - Right, because the thing with Brunson and this is why I think what they'll do is have someone else bring up the ball. It's nice as Brunson is in the half-court offense. He doesn't have the breakaway speed to bring up the ball in 94 feet. He can do it, but he's gonna have to pivot four or five times. He's gonna take six seconds off the fucking shot clock and now you're in your offense late and that's what Indiana did brilliantly. Remember what Indiana did? Where it's just like in the half-court offense, you can't stop him, but they made him take eight seconds to get up the court. So then they just started letting Bridges bring it up or whoever bring it up. But I think if you have a speedy guard, this is gonna pester on defense and then against him, someone who's just gonna attack, non-stop and drain him, there's a potential situation. - They need to unblock Oakley. Let Oakley back in the guard. - Yeah, he's still blocked from the guard. The fuck is he going? - I thought I saw him there the other day. - I'm pretty sure he's still blocked. - That's fucked up, man. 'Cause they got a nice little Nick's role where it'd be like the only black Johnson. - The only black Johnson. - The who? - It's probably him. - When you see like Ewing and Stark's and Spree Well. - I would hope they get copped. - They get copped. - I would hope so. - No, no, no. - How the fuck would you charge them Nick's legends? - 'Cause those are tickets that probably would go for what? - Yeah, they're copped, they're copped. - Yeah, but it's just something about seeing them in the building, and you know what I mean? Routin' for the day, like it's just, that gives everybody a different energy. - Everybody in the floor almost is copped. - Oh really, the celebrity row too? - Definitely the celebrity row. But almost every, but I mean, there are few seats that people will like pay for, but for a month. - People form at halftime, you get tickets, I know that. - Oh, yeah. - Like the lab got tickets last night. - Do you think the Nick's reserve more celebrity comp seats than a normal NBA team? - Absolutely. - Just because they're such balls. - Probably LA, LA. - There's a whole list of other ones up there. - There's a place where you sit, you hang out, you can get food, you go there before the game, and you go there during halftime. And it's just everybody who's in celebrity row. - But is that also a season ticket? Holders are just a celebrity. - They don't sell, like in my understanding, they might have like a handful of court side season tickets that they sell. - But then that's a guy who's the head of a hedge fund or somebody who likes knows, dole in or knows the nicks for like decades. I don't think you're coming in and going, I want to get that seat because it's probably more valuable to them to just make sure that they can take care of all the celebrities and all the different people that are helping out in different various things. - What is that matter anymore? - What else? - Mike. - Your next bike repays, what's that? - He might. - Bike pays for the ticket. - He might, but it's like, they're allowing him to pay for it. And there might be some arrangement where it's like, you can't sell them on the secondary market. So if you're not going to do it, you let us buy it back for you and then we'll sell them. - He's also had those probably since the '90s. - Exactly. - When it wasn't his company. - 'Cause that's the thing about course. - Woody Allen, another example. - Court side seats, like let's say. - Let's go let Woody in. - Yeah, he's innocent. - That's crazy. - Just like MJ, right? - Michael Jackson is definitely innocent. - What's going on with Trump then? Why is he not doing it? - Why do you think? - He's just saying, ridiculous. - Yeah, you're right, it is ridiculous. - Oh, I was thinking, why is Trump doing the same thing as Epstein? - Wait, wait, wait. - I don't understand what you're saying. - I thought you're saying why isn't he arresting people? - That too, or the other side. - He's the president of the United States. - Yeah, but no one. - And you can't arrest yourself. - Matthew, Matthew has some theories on that. - Oh, he does. - What did Matthew say? They got Matthew to fuck about it here. - What do you say, Chris? - Yeah, there's a group of businessmen who made it their business to make sure that Trump nevertheless that information get out. - Oh, I believe, of course. I believe that. - Yeah, of course. - He's one of them. - Yes. - He's not like this anonymous group. - Oh, well, yeah. - Trump being part of that cabal of businessmen, but yes. - Yeah, I mean, there's only one reason why we don't want this shit out is because he's implicated. - Well, do you think even if it was out, wouldn't it even matter? - What do you mean? - I don't think if we got all the files of Trump doing all the heat and stuff, I don't think it would make a difference. - Does he make music? That's the only time that we can look another way is if he makes music. He doesn't make music. - But you know what, he's already been convicted of something and he's still has things. - I think people look away when you're a powerful person and they feel like there's nothing they can do anywhere. No matter how many times you tweet, you know what I'm saying? You can protest. - You can't do a lot. - Nobody get, like you can't do anything. Like right now, one congressman out there in Kentucky asking for disclosure for the Epstein files, $30 million they spend against some of them. And he's immediately kicked out. That's gotta be, I mean, like, how do you not? - I mean, how do you not get this hard? And then like, what the fuck is going on? - That's been going on, that's nothing new. That's what they do. They do that to the fucking Corey Bush. They do that to Jamal Bowman. That's what they do. You know what I'm saying? The craziest thing in the world to me right now is the fact that $1.7 billion of taxpayer money is going to an anti-weaponization compensation fund for people who feel they were wrong by the Biden administration. So if you were a January 6th insurrectionist, or if you were targeted by Russia collusion, Donald Trump, and we saying you don't have nothing to do with it. Is it too late for me to say I was there? (laughs) I mean, how can they prove you weren't there? - I don't know with this comment. - 1.6 billion, that's a lot. - That's better than all billion. - But you know what that is, you know what that is. Listen to this shit, man. Listen to this, listen to this, listen to this, listen to this, listen to this shit. - No, Justice Farming has this new fund that was announced today, $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January? - Well, it's been very well received. I have to tell you, I don't very little about it. I wasn't involved in the whole creation of it and the negotiation. But this is reimbursing people that were horribly treated, horribly treated as anti-weaponization. They've been weaponized. They've been in some cases imprisoned wrongly. They paid legal fees that they didn't have. They've gone bankrupt. Their lives have been destroyed. And they turned out to be right. I mean, it was a terrible period of time in the history of our country. And they worked on it. I know the Justice Department, it's really been working on it. Very hard. There's been numerous other occasions over the years where things like this have been done. But these were people that were weaponized and really treated brutally by a system that was so corrupt with corrupt people running it. And they getting reimbursed for their legal fees and the other things that they had to suffer. - You know what's good, I can add a little cherry to that. - Please. - The Justice Department on Tuesday expanded to just announce that I'm in a president Donald Trump's lawsuit over the leaking of his tax returns. They include a pledge that the IRS will no longer pursue any claims it may have against Trump, his family members and his companies over unpaid taxes. - So, first of all, going back to this one. One of the unfortunate things about this one is because in inception, this is not a bad idea when you think about past abuses that the government has rendered on the American public. Like you look at like a Quantale Pro situation, right? You look at like the fucking Tuskegee, what a syphilist experiment or whatever like that. - Slavery. - Obviously slavery, right? Like farmers, far anywhere. - War on drugs. - No, no, but exactly. So like there are people where the government had been weaponized against them. They incurred huge costs, loss of their jobs, their livelihood, all these things. And they should deserve some sort of restitution for that, right? So like in inception, this is a good idea, but then we know exactly what this really is. It's just a slush fund for him and his buddies who feel attacked by the administration that was there before. - I think it's a slush fund, but I also think that, you know, January 6th rioters, some of them went to prison. He pardoned, like he said, he would, right? These people are extremely loyal to him. On top of the pardon, now I put a little bit of money in your pocket, a whole lot of money in your pocket. - Might have to run that back. - So what happens when I need to call? - He's not going to give them the money though. - I don't know about that. - Oh, that's hilarious, take risk. - At a 1.7. - You dumb motherfuckers think he's going to pay you? - He's not paying the motherfuckers. - You think he's going to pay you? He'll find some, a couple people make a big deal up, but that's going to him and his boys. Anybody who can't see through this shit is an idiot. I'm sorry. - I'm not saying that y'all are wrong. - Fucking idiots. - I'm not saying that y'all are wrong, but I can also see him paying those people for when he needs them again for the midterm. - He might keep a little off to the side, right? Look, he's getting $100 million because part of the settlement is they audited him. They saw that he claimed the same losses on two tax returns in a row. They hit him with a $100 million penalty. That's gone. On top of that, you can neither now or in the future audit anybody in his family or connected to any of his companies. - No, you can't, you can't. - You cannot. - Yeah, that's what he's saying, yeah. - So basically, these guys ain't paying fucking taxes. - But ideally, the next administration can just say, nah, this is. - What next administration? - Yeah, okay. - Ideally, can I say ideally? Can I use the word "ideally"? - Seriously, I mean, everybody to open their eyes, okay? Let's stop acting, Chris. - Chris? - Okay, yeah. (laughing) - I need everybody to open their eyes. Is anything that he's doing right now, letting you know, yeah, I'm just gonna walk away. I'm just gonna walk away in the midterms. Yeah, we're just gonna give all of this up in 2028. - Come on, guys. Y'all about to see some shit in America, y'all ain't never seen before. And to whatever point we was making earlier about ain't nobody gonna do shit, ain't nobody gonna do shit. - I mean, after seeing these retards in Kentucky, vote in this thing. latest, uh, I think it was a primary. It was a primary. Um, congratulations, guys, like for, for a long time, I've hated it when people just like, especially like coastal elites, just like shit on, you know, uh, southern states and they say that they're like dumb and all this other stuff. I hate it. I think it's so stupid. You never even been to these places. How dare you like throw these horrible things on these people and then an election like this comes up and they fucking fall for it. It's just like congrats, man. You guys lived up to every single stereotype they fall for it. I'm almost wondering about the legitimacy of this election. It's so brother, brother, I think it actually, it's so fucking nuts. I think it actually might be that I easy. Or remember, you're talking about people that are voting in like a primary election. So this isn't even the actual election, right? It's not the full turnout. Exactly. How many mail-in votes were involved in this? Well, why do I expect these red stays that would change? It's not about, it's not, to me, it's not, but this is a, not even purple. Maybe I'm going to go like, these are these days. I'm not saying that this Republican backed by Trump somehow cheated a Democratic candidate. I'm talking, I think this, I think Massey was like seven-time elected Republican from the state. Like they spent 30 million, 32 million dollars. Massey spent a lot too. Massey spent like 16 or something like that. Did you see the winners already, the party he had afterwards? There were like 10 people there. It doesn't even feel like a real campaign. That's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, I think you're just dealing with like incredibly low IQ voters, who are, you know, loyal to some article to maggots, just as strong. Well, are that code of maggots just as strong when you spent 30 million dollars and motherfuckers are watching AI ads that say that Massey's having a fair with AOC. And it's like, all this is made up and old people are just seeing it. And they'll be like, well, I can't support this guy. But it's just like, guys, you've got to open up your fucking eyes. This is what every late night show thinks you are and you just prove them right. Incredible. It's embarrassing. No, it is. Like if you if you're from there, you're not embarrassed, I'll tell you one. Just the fucking interest groups from outside the state. We're not even talking about like interest groups within the state. Maybe one thing of their interest groups within the state, right? Well, let's say, let's say who the interest group was. Oh, I'll absolutely back. It was a pack. Also Trump and his cronies. Yeah, it was a, it's a between Mac and a pack. Yeah, fucking crazy. Hegs, whatever the fuck is name. It takes a campaigned in Kentucky for the opponent. Think about how crazy that is. Yeah. Why? Yeah. I mean, Trump endorsed them. But no, this guy is the secretary of defense. Yeah. Don't you have someone to focus in a, we're allegedly in a war right now. And this guy is campaigning in Kentucky. Did you see Trump say that we don't have time for Medicaid? We don't have time. He said, we can't pay Medicaid and it was something that was Medicaid and something that he was like, learn a war. But they don't have, I think it was, I think it was Medicaid and education or something. But we don't have time to pay for that. We're in a war. We can't pay for both. I didn't say that one, but then $1.78 billion all of a sudden to go to a bunch of insurrection. All of a sudden, there's money. Honestly, this is the thing that should have everybody out in the streets. I don't care what your race is. I don't care what your party is. You should be outraged that $1.7 billion of your money is going to pay for a bunch of insurrectionists who storm the capital on January 6th. Some of them, 33 of them, have been re-arrested, re-arrested and charged with other crimes and sent back to prison. Are they eligible for this shit as well? Come on, if come to fuck on, man. And I'm going to top it at another $1 billion of our money going to a ballroom. So what are the Democrats going to do about it? This is the question, right? Because obviously this, you sit in the app, but the Democrats seem to, they can't even figure out who they are. They're spending all this time trying to trash us on. Piker, they're trying to, all this time, a trash like the Bernie crats, the progressive movement, and at a certain point in time, you're going to need to come together if you want to win anything ever again. I just did the dilemma, right? Because you can say you look at Mondani, right? Who won by saying, don't focus on Trump, focus on what we should do. What do you want in New York? That's an anomaly. True, but how do you not focus on this stuff? How do you not focus on this? How do you not talk? I mean, this is, this should not be the most open corruption in the history of America. I agree. Without question, how do you not talk about this? But then to Andrews Point, why are they so broken to so many fracked? I mean, you know, why did you see what Gavin Newsom said the other day? Gavin Newsom said, this is not something Democrats can be silent, silent. The fact he got to say that the fact that you got to tweet. What are we going to reach out to exactly what Democrats are talking about it? I think the Democrats, at least it seems like they're struggling to figure out their identity. And like the old school mainstream Democrats do not want to embrace the new school progressive Democrats, but the new school progressive Democrats seem to have all the energy. They seem to have the excitement on the street. They seem to have the youth behind them. And it seems like the old school ones are like, Hey, you guys are being a little too extreme for us. And we can't exactly go along with your ideas because all of our donors are the same billionaires that donate to the Republicans. So we don't want to piss them off. And we don't want to ruffle apex feathers. And we don't want to do this on foreign policy. So it's like, you have this constant struggle, which I think frustrated a lot of Americans probably myself included some of, you know, Bernie for multiple elections. I was like, why did they keep putting their finger on the scale against this guy when the American people want him? What the fuck is going on? I agree. And this same thing has happened again in 2016 and extreme needed another extreme. And Bernie was 22. Everybody acts like 2020. It didn't happen as well. It's like when all of them dropped out, except for Elizabeth Warren, so she could split the progressive vote with him. She stayed right up until the end. I think Bernie won Iowa or something like that. And then immediately everybody else dropped out except Elizabeth Warren. So like, this is this and you could call it democratic strategy. Whatever you fucking want, I don't care. But like, there was clearly an agenda from the mainstream, you know, Democrats and they were going to maintain it. And it's been what frustrated them. It frustrated them with Biden and frustrated them with Kamala being voice on us. And like, it's going to continue to happen unless they embrace what the people want. And it doesn't seem like they're willing to embrace that. Yeah, I agree. Gavin Newsom said Democrats need to be talking more about the gutting of the voting right set. MAGA is silencing voters and carving up black districts all across the South to hold onto power. This is Jim Crow 2.0. Silence is not an option. The fact that he even got to say that, but this gets back to the point I've been making, which is I don't think they're being silent. I think what they're saying is in resonating. And maybe part of the reason because they're not willing to embrace it. Let's just call what it is, but they aren't willing to. Okay, even with the progressives, they had to, they had to tell Bernie to say something. Everybody was saying, Bernie, when you go say something about them gutting the voting rights act, you're, you're the leader of the progressives. Why haven't you said anything? They had to, they had to pressurize them. I don't know. I'm on, I'm on Bernie's mailing list. I got an email from him almost every day. He's saying stuff straight to the point. I think it's the messaging even watching Massey last night, who I'm sure. I don't know his entire voting record. I'm sure there's a lot of stuff he's voted on that I don't personally agree with. I reacted to his energy because he felt like he was really, even his line where he's like, "Hey, I tried to concede to my opponent, but I couldn't find him in Tel Aviv," right? Like, he's getting to it. I think he's been to the heart of it. Yeah, I think Matthew will have a great future. I think he's going to be fine, but it's like, he might actually be able to galvanize support around this. This could be actually, he looked like a guy who knew that better things are coming. He didn't look too sure. See, he understands that like, maybe not in this small fucking po-dunk congressional district is he going to win, but he is tapping into the main thing. I guess. Because somebody like me is watching him and being like, I don't know, he seems to be speaking in a way that's resonating. But the only problem, like they talk about him in Rokana, right? Like, even running together to get, they just don't have the personality. You still got to have some shabang. You got to have some shabang. You got to have some shabang if you're going against them. And Matthew has a little, little something. Look, it depends who you're going against. Are you going against JD or Rubio? You just got to have more shabang than them. Not hard. If you're going up against them. That's not true. It's not true, guys. Who has? Which of those two guys has? Here's the thing that y'all feel to realize about those guys, the marketing team around them. That's exactly what it is. The social media aspect of it all. Like the things that dumb guys do on social media run circles around the stuff that Democrats do. Now, if you get them into debate, it's probably a whole different story. But you don't have to be that much, you don't have to do much when you have the machine that they got behind them. JD goes on, you know, JD does it all the time. He goes on them Sunday morning shows all the time and he takes them shots. That's all you got to do to be able to take the shots. You know, like social media. It's the rest. There's shots and lie without ever breaking that too, but you know what's interesting is like the obviously the money and politics is like a stain on the American history of the state of American experience. It's it's like a removal of our ability to have like an actual say and what happens in our government. It's horrible. What makes it one level even more horrible is when you're not even putting using that money to put out ads to defend the things that you care about. So for example, like if you're like the gun lobby, right, and you're going to dump millions of dollars and let's just say the ad should have to be about what you represent, right? You want guns so they can be all pro guns. If you're spending $10 million in the ads or about this guy cheats on his wife, that shouldn't be able to be spent in that way, right? Because now what you're doing is you're just target and that's what happened with this This massive situation, massive wasn't on board with certain foreign policy stuff. obviously supportive Israel and APAC is going to spend $9 million to get him out of there to meet. But if you're going to spend $9 million to get him out of there, all those ads have to be about that exact thing. And then those people that are responding to those ads will at least be able to make a decision based on what you really want and care about. So, so this is right. But if you're to opposition, if you're a Democrat, do you do what you're supposed to do and focus on the actual issues? Or do you got a focus on the shit that's going to get him out of fucking being like, no, this motherfucker's a piece of shit. Well, it's the it's the Michelle Obama thing, right? We go high. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but uh, um, Mamdani wasn't like, we go high. Mamdani was like, I'm going to focus on the issues that people care about and I know and I'm not talking about nothing else besides that. And I think the person that will win in the same way that Bernie would have won if they didn't put their thumb on the scale is because he was talking about the issues that people do care about. So once they can organize and go, Hey, guys, do we agree on these, these are the issues? Let's focus on them. Then what happened? But right now it seems like everybody's kind of grasping and straw is about what the identity of the party. What, what, what, what, what, you know what's so interesting? Notice it shows the point. You could still do that. Like you could, you could still go low by just telling the truth, Chris. That's true, too. All you have to do is talk about these people support this and point to all of this shit from Epstein files to the right. You don't have to make you don't have to make nothing up. They handed you. They handed you your campaign on a silver platter. It's time for you to eat it. It's, it's, this is not hard. But I'm on social media. I feel like the Iranian Lego spots are better than anything the Democrats do both, do both, but I'm sad. Do both. Oh my god. The Iranian Lego. They made these like Lego meme things that were crazy. They weren't crazy. Oh yeah. But I feel like even, even with the bad record, they still were able to beat massive. And that's what, that's, that's the thing. I'm discouraged. I don't even know what to do. Like, I mean, I wouldn't be discouraged because I mean, the Democrats have been getting a lot of wins and a lot of places up until like last night. So it's like, but look at the jerryman. Like, that's going to change the whole landscape of things. You see all the no king, no king protests. Everybody's speaking out and nothing's happened. I'm with you. Like when I see stuff like this, like, I'm always wondering what's going to make people outrage. What's going to make people react, right? Like, you know, January 6th made people react. They thought an election would be installing. George watching George Floyd get killed made people react. How? I think about Biden being alive. Made people react. Not really. Not all the men. Let's just be honest with each other right now. People covering up Biden's mental health was massive. Massive. I don't know. Oh, they didn't make people react. I think he's talking about like people going out and going to the streets. Oh, oh, yeah. I think it, I think it did impact people. And I think that they felt gaslit and lied to. Oh, okay. To that point, I think that the people who decided to stay home and not participate at all. I think that was that. I think when you look at the two candidates and, I mean, there was polls that showed that Biden Trump was to rematch nobody wanted. Yeah. So by the time Biden finally decided to step out after playing with everybody's, you know, emotions for two years of playing with everybody's reality. Everybody was like, oh, man, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not interested. You know what? I don't fucking know. My point is the other coup that happened. Didn't you see? I don't think I was the coolest. That should have happened. You right. It should have. But maybe I said that two years frying everybody made me much earlier. So you could honor the democratic process. I agree. That would have been nice. Right. We live in a democracy. I said that Christmas of 2023. You said early, you got ripped apart ripped apart ripped. I mean, treated my ass. Oh, like a fucking never. But all I'm saying is this right here should motherfucking have people in this street. Yes. With the way the economy is right now and how financially fucked people are 1.7 billion and your tax dollars is going to an anti weaponization compensation fund for people who feel like they were wrong by the Biden administration. I feel like I was wrong by the Biden administration. Okay. Am I entitled? What does compensation look like? Of course, all of this is weaponization, though. I mean, that's the Trump strategy. Right. Right. Do something and then project it onto somebody else. Jackson, onto something else. Right. So what should we do? I think you pay. I personally feel like he paid his goons off. Y'all say that y'all don't think they get none of this money. I think he paid his goons off because every every plan is on deck for the midterms, Chris. I think he's got a little set aside for that. Sure. But you think he's going to give 1.7 billion dollars to regular people. Get the fuck out of here. To me, this one isn't even that crazy compared to that you can never look into me or any of my family members or our friends tax. They're both nuts. But to me, the idea that the government is handing out money to the idea that people in government are finding a way to extract wealth from government is not a foreign idea to the American people. Unfortunately, it's very unfortunate, but it's not foreign. What is foreign is that there are certain people that are going to be immune to the law. We would like to believe that that's foreign. And then passing some form of legislation where you're not even allowed to look into it, to me, is almost like an admission of guilt. A president never wanted to support that. If you said to your girl, "Hey, I want you to sign this paperwork right here that says you can never look into my phone and tax messages." And I was in Las Vegas. What do you think she's going to say? Right? She's going to be like, "Well, what the fuck happened to Vegas?" Right? And it's the same man who told y'all last week, he don't care about America's financial situation. He literally said that shit. Telling y'all that he was going to fix the economy on day one, and that he was going to win, that he won the election with one word, groceries. He never told you that he didn't care if y'all could watch something. So what's the message? What's the message in for Democrats that you think? That will be successful. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know. Well, I really do this. I don't know. To me, there seem to be two issues that are driving creating the webs that you're talking about in the Democratic Party, right? It's identity politics and Israel. What about identity politics? Well, the sense that the more towards the center you get, there seems to be a concession among-- Chris, that sentence should be dead. No, no, I think there is a center. No, it's not. Get it out, get it out. What I'm saying is I think there's an idea that identity politics is a losing policy for Democrats, right? The more they talk about pronouns, trends, whatever it is. They all took their pronouns out their bio. They knew that shit. Okay, so maybe that's not on the table. Then the other one is Israel, right? Because you have the far left who's very anti-Israel right now. And then to Andrew's point, you have a lot of politicians at the top of the party who are still very closely aligned with Israel. Because they're not trying to get messed? They all are complicating this shit, man. Back to Andrew's point earlier, even though it's just New York. If you can convince people that you're putting more money in their pocket and you can keep them safe, you will galvanize for them. That's why I say there's no such thing as a center. We need, sadly, being on the extreme is simply saying, yes, man, motherfuckers should have affordable health care. Yes, people should have affordable housing. Yes, we need to increase the motherfuckin minimum wage. Here's my question. Trump sold that dream by keeping you safe from immigrants, right? How do the how do the Democrats sell it? Keeping you safe from billionaires. Yeah. And that's happening right now. That should be the message. So, so the Democrats have to become the party that's anti-billionaire. You can't do that. Who funds the party? One of your biggest advocates that people were saying, oh, should run for president. What was he doing this week? Who? What was he doing? I mean, I got got 3,000 at the White House. What I would say with that is that if you're aligned with someone on getting cheaper prescriptions, drugs to the American people, I can understand why you would feel compelled to do that without supporting literally everything else that was happening. Also, yeah, we don't like that. But by the way, I don't care. I don't understand politics. So, I don't get mad when people go and do these things. I'm just simply saying a billionaire is going to always be a billionaire. That's all I'm talking about. I'm talking about the musks, the bezoses, the guys on this level who are driving the AI. Did you hear what Bezos said? What do you say? Oh, about the New York City schools? Yeah, I guess like with the teachers. Oh, it's even a few taxes. Yeah. That's true. I mean, I mean, he was talking about like the cost of like he's like if Amazon was run like the New York City school system was, he still couldn't pay all the teases with them shit like that. No, he said like your package would take six weeks to get there. It wouldn't even be the package that you ordered. That's what I mean, I thought I thought I saw the quote. It's right here. Let's see. Yeah, he said doubling his taxes would not help a teacher in Queens. Yeah, that's what it was. We'll talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nursing queens not pay taxes? Why does somebody at all? Why does a nurse in Queens who makes $75,000 a year pay more than $1,000 a month in taxes? That's $1,000 a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything. And so and by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only three percent of the taxes. It's only three percent. We can find three percent. So we don't have, it's a small amount of money for the government, you know that, and really it's, the more I thought about it, to me it's kind of absurd that we're doing this. You know, we shouldn't be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington. They shouldn't be sending her to. So pay your fucking share of taxes. Thank you. You can be up close. Yeah, pay your fucking fair share of taxes. Pay your workers, you know, a livable wage. And so the nursing queen don't have to pay no fucking taxes. You could tell, you could really tell he got something done too. And don't let us middle class people have to pay no taxes either. So, yeah, don't go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm tired of thinking we not middle class middle class. That's the wealthy right there. How do I middle class people? Wait, three, three, now. Yes. Hey, sure. Thank God. Some of me a million dollars after we've made a million. Yeah. Thank God because they didn't maybe hate that we made a million. You know, I don't know. I'm simply saying is all I'm simply saying is can us middle class people get a break? I agree. Middle class people. One time for the middle class. We were one break. Can we get a break? You know, it's funny, but damn, I think what he's advocating for, he's like instead of complaining that I'm not paying taxes, no would you pay taxes? That sounds like man, man, man. This is my issue always when they when people talk about or like politicians talk about tax and billionaires. If you want to talk about tax and billionaires, you got to present a tax strategy that actually taxes billionaires. What they do is use billionaire as this term, this scapegoat, this, ooh, these are the boogie men, right? Nobody makes a billion dollars a year of income. These guys aren't making any money in income. What they're doing is they're a lot of them are taking loans out on their assets and loans are tax-free. So not only they not paying taxes, they gain free money to fucking spend, right? And then these politicians who know this, by the way, that's why I find it disingenuous. What they do is they go, we get a tax of billionaires, they end up taxing, doctors, they end up taxing lawyers, they end up taxing business owners, mediums, crazy business, the middle class, middle class, middle class. We'll pay it. I don't mind paying. I've always said that I will pay over. That's why I said, you know, I will pay it if I know where my money is going. I don't want to pay for no fucking anti-weaponization competition. I don't want to pay for no unjust wars. I don't want to pay for that. And I don't want to pay for that. But even if I am down to pay more, if it alleviates any pressure and gives other people up in our community, I'm with that. Across the country. I'm with that. Not only am I more than happy to do it. I have done it. I have done that. Continue to do it. Right. So it's like, but the issue that I have with it is stop saying we're going to tax the billionaires when you know damn right, your tax structure and the things that you're putting in place don't even affect them. If you actually want to find a way to do it, tax them when they take out loans and their assets. Tax the loan they take out of the assets and all of a sudden you're going to find out that they're going to be making income out of nowhere. You're going to see all this income a start pop it in because they're going to need to find a way to have money to spend. That's right. And the only thing better than income is pre-come. Thank you. That's the money you get before like the actual big check come. Yeah. Well, you know, you all wouldn't like a little pre-come. I mean, it's a little bit. He wasn't pre-come. Don't you have. If it's a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Hey, how? What do you want that income? Let's face some bills, man. Let's face some bills. Brilliant fucking idiots, man. Speak about the crazy world we live in. Speaking of income. Taylor, bring up the shavall these clip. Will you? He going to try to keep getting that one up. No, I mean, he literally is going to keep trying to shove that one down our throats. Charge announcements. Heather Kyle walk off. Yes. Very cool thing coming up. June 4th. We are doing the life paddle classic here in New York. All the proceeds are going to be going to raise money for this IVF charity that I work with called BabyQuest NeuroGum shout out to NeuroGum and they got involved in there helping us put this thing on and it's absolutely amazing. And the way we have the Andrew Schultz and NeuroDad Bundle, right? So everybody that buys the Andrew Schultz NeuroDad Bundle, all the proceeds are going to go with the families that are trying to go through IVF. And it's incredibly expensive process. My wife and I know deeply about it. It's why it's something that we try to do things and support as much as we possibly can. So if you even go to NeuroGum.com/pages/shultz, if you're not able to come to the event, you can go and you can buy some some dad bundles right there and help us raise some money. There's even a donation page there. If you want to donate, but we're going to do this tournaments going to be absolutely amazing. And I'm just really stoked to raise somebody for BabyQuest Man, their phenomenal organization. Also, June 5th and 6th. I'm going to be in Virginia Beach doing shows. And then I will be August 8th. I will be in Halifax Nova Scotia doing a show with Cam Patterson from SNL. Luke is Zell Nick, Mark Gagnon. That's going to be a crazy show for the great outdoors of us out there. So grab tickets to those and Charlotte. What you got? We just announced the mental health expo. It's not till October. It's world mental health day. But you know, this is mental health awareness month. Right now. So we just wanted to announce it early. Why not the mental health expo this year is going to be different though, because it is a day of mental health solutions and tools for change. I feel like when we have this conversation about mental health. Like we're past the conversations about eradicating the stigma. We're past the conversations about, you know, just raising awareness. I just feel like everybody needs to focus on solutions and actual resources right now. So salute to my good sister, Debbie Brown, man, she is cheer rating everything this year. And that's all we've been talking about solution, solution, solutions, what are the solutions in tools for change. So world mental health day, October 10th at the Joe and Diane Bloom wellness and event center in Newark, New Jersey. That is where it's going to be. And you can go to mental wealth expo dot com to RSVP, okay, mental wealth expo dot com to RSVP. Now let's get back to the show. Have a guy Walker. I want to salute man, I want to salute this young man named Curry Barker. Have you heard of Kerry Barker? Yes, obsession obsession, man. The movie is such did you see the movie? No, I'm going tonight. My daughter loves hard movies. I don't I hate hard movies. I hate hard movies. I don't like paying people to scare me. But the reason I have to go is because I just want to see what this what they're calling on my former YouTuber now. Name Kerry Barker. But he used to be on YouTube. I guess doing like these short news and even comedy backgrounds. I don't know. I think did he? I don't know. I just know. I just know he used to be posting on YouTube. I guess posting horror stuff on YouTube that he used to write. And man, he did this film called obsession had a production budget of between 750,000 to $1 million. He ran through the festival circuit, sold the focus films for 16 million. And then this weekend at the box office, it made $23 million. It is the cheapest film to top the box office since 2009. If I'm not mistaken, I think I've seen some let me just make sure this one million dollar budget. Yo, this is the game changing. This is the game changing. I've seen this guy sketches, dude. That's what I was saying. A Larry YouTube. Yeah, hilarious. This is okay. So there's a couple of things I think are going to change like TV and film. There's this movie that Markiplier put out. Markiplier and long iron long iron lung made 50 million dollars on a three to four million dollar budget, three to four million dollar budget. He was a YouTuber. He was a YouTuber built up an amazing community audience. And then they went out and supported it. And I think an important component to this another one. Talk to me by Danny and Michael for loop who the Philip or brothers. These are, yeah, the Australian guys. They took in 92 million on a four point five million dollar budget. Yeah. So like, so a couple of things going on. They've been trying to find a way for like making social media stars into, you know, TV and film starts. And what they thought was they go like, oh, we'll just put them in a TV or a movie or TV show. And then people just go watch it. And I think what they're starting to learn is, and sometimes maybe that has worked. Maybe other times, not so well. But I think that they're starting to learn, learn is that the communities that they build want to see the things they create. Talk that talk. They don't necessarily just want to see them in something. They will, they appreciate their creative ideas. They appreciate the content that they curate. I like your energy. I mean, your world already. So, so if you take me to a movie, and I know it's you, not just you in you, then I'm going to go support. And I think that that's what's happening now is they're taking like very small chances. Right. They're going, hey, here's a million bucks to make a movie for a movie studio. That's a nothing chance compared to a hundred million dollar budget, a hundred fifty. And they go, hey, can you make a movie for a hundred million bucks? Let's see what happens. And they're seeing certain examples. I mean, I think Markiplier put up his own money. But with this one, I think a. I forget which studio gave him the-- - Well, focus films bought it. - Well, but there was a studio that gave him money to make it. - I don't know. - What did I-- - Yeah, which it was. - Was it Broken Paul? No, not Broken Paul. Was it Bluemouth? - No, I thought it was like a-- - Was it Bluemouth? - Bigger one. - I don't know. - Oh. - But Bluemouth's big. Anyway, my point is that like, if you find a way to make a movie for a million bucks, these studios can make a lot of money on that. What is hard to make money on is you make a move for $300 million. 'Cause that needs to be a billion dollar property. So what I think will start to happen is they'll be making a lot. They'll be taking a lot more shots on these creators that can go out and they can put stuff out. - And you know what's even better? - Talk to them. - You already got your own capital. Are you got private investors that you can raise the money yourself? - If I was a private equity firm, and I wanted to get into entertainment, I would absolutely fund a development studio and give these people who actually have the ability to make shit. They probably have hours and hours and hours of them creating content and viewers consuming it. - That's right. - There is proof of concept to a certain extent. - That's right. - And now you're seeing people go to the theater to see their work, that's an easy bet for me. - I don't even watch horror movies. I don't like being a people that scare me. I'm going tonight just because I want to see what he did with this million dollars. I just wanna see what it looks like. I'm literally just going for the production part. I probably have my eye closed to half of it. - So let's say you're Jusky, right? - So instead of taking the more traditional route would be like something, let's use Tyler the creator in Marty's Supreme, right? Here's a supporting role in what's essentially a mainstream studio movie. You're saying someone like Jusky should just really come up with 1.5 himself. - He can do both, Chris. - Let me tell you what I would do if I was Jusky. If I wanted to do film, I don't think Jusky needs to do film about this. - He wants to do film. - I've heard him throw out a couple of film ideas. I know you said he wanted to do a buddy comedy with Timothy, Shalabee. - I mean, look, again, he might want to do acting actual scripted stuff. What I would do if I was Jusky's manager, I would say Jusky, you are Borat, you are Sasha Baroncombe. We have these characters that are already developed, that people love, you got the white Christian women, right Republican women, you got these other ones that we already think the pastor, whatever. We could take one of them and make a movie about it, but not like a scripted, literally how Borat was. So you basically have a loose storyline, but it's really about creating these pranks throughout. - All you can do, honestly, that's a great fucking idea. - All you can do, I love 'em. You could have the fucking red neck that he played at Love's Alabama, being in love with the fucking conservative woman, you could mix them up, or you could just do, or you could do like, Drusky Pranks Japan. Do you remember when like Tom Green went to Japan, and you have all these different characters, but then he's operating with these people abroad, or whatever, but the characters themselves already work, you up the budget a little bit more, his budget's already high, and now you have a real movie property that's based on IP that the internet absolutely loves. - They know Drusky, that's why what you say, Chris, Drusky can do both, because I would still, if I was Drusky, I would still make guest appearances in movies and shit like that. - Do that as well. - You're building up your, do that as in your brand. - Do that as finally, do this film. Man, not only do you got your own audience, you got all the other people who fuck with you. - You telling me you wouldn't watch Drusky as the white Republican woman goes to the Republican National Convention. If that's the whole, it's an hour and 30 minute, hour and 15 minute movie, it's, you know, whatever in people blah, blah, you have some storyline that exists with it, you even throw some other guys into it, you got Kai running in there, you got Kevin Hart running, like you have other things, but that would be incredibly disruptive, I think. - It's almost, it's not the same, but like in the 70s and 80s, you had these franchises, like smoking the band and stuff like that, which were like essentially just platforms for these various celebrities to come on. And, you know, the plot was like very secondary, it was really just a chance for them to do their thing. The other question I had was, you know, when listening to that Drake clip, the Kevin Durant commercial, I can't see it from where I'm sitting, but just listening to it, I'm like, this guy has fantastic comedic timing. He has fantastic, great, great movie presence. How would a Drake movie do? Drake should have, I thought Drake should have made that transitional. I'm actually shocked that he hasn't, I thought he should have made that transition. - I think he wanted to shoot me with a huge wrapper. - He was great on Little Dickie. - Fantastic. - The one problem with the Drake movie is that Drake is bigger than any movie he's gonna be in or put out. So if you just have him as a character in the movie, he's so famous that he has to be Drake. So if you're doing a Drake movie, what I would do is a sketch or whatever kind of in that regard, where he gets to play himself. - Make it a comedy first. - Well, remember Howard Stern, private parts? - Not a great movie and I'm a big Stern trying. - I thought that was fucking cool. - Maybe it was young, I thought it was awesome. - But like, I think Drake has to play himself in the movie, but you create a curb your enthusiasm, ask framework for it, where he can be this kind of like vulnerable silly dude, but just having Drake play like a star of a rom-com, it's gonna be hard for us to separate. - I think Drake can do it, I think he can. - He's been convinced that he was a cripple in a wheelchair and when he did SNL, unless he was good. - He can. - What I'm trying to say is like, there is a, like do people want to see Drake be just a guy in a rom-com? - No, they want to see Drake be Drake. - They would have to be like-- - They want to see Drusky be these characters. - Which would be funny if he played like a satire of himself. - That's what that was. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Curb, you curb it a little bit, he's vulnerable in it, you actually, I mean, there's like a Lee Crying, Lavender Baths, you know what I mean? Like all of this shit you think Drake does. Like that could be, yeah, it was gonna be funny. - You know, whatever the storyline is, but he gets to be him in it. He's, I think the disconnect is, and you brought up a great point with Tyler Creator. It's like, I'm sure some of Tyler's fans went to go see that move because they love Tyler. He's this massive fan base and this little fan base. But at the end of the day, they wanna see Tyler be Tyler. They don't wanna see Tyler in the movie? - No, he put a character in it. - I mean, set in the 30s, like, 30s. - Oh, God, you got it. - So it's just like, you're doing it because you just wanna see your boy out there doing his thing. - Right. - Right, but it's like, what you really want is you wanna see Tyler be Tyler or Tyler be some of the characters that he's created. So that's the first iteration that I would do for a lot of this talent. And then once they already see you in a movie, now start slotting you in other stories. - But you know what though, it is interesting. It really depends on the story, right? 'Cause if you think about back in the day when you used to see rappers in projects, these stories were just so good that these guys, these guys embody the characters. Like, Q, Q could be Do-Boy, R Craig from Friday right now. - Yeah, but I'll be honest with you, bro. Like, rap wasn't as big. - No, no, no, of course not. But I mean, it was to the audience though, to us it was. So for Q to be in a movie, it was still Ice Q. But going to the movie, we forgot that was Q. That was Do-Boy. I mean, I think Drake has that type of acting ability that make you forget that's Drake that you're watching on- - But like, to me, I think one of the genius things about Friday was Ice Q played somebody that could have been Ice Q in his life. I'm watching it like, oh, is this Ice Q before he became Ice Q? - But what about Do-Boy? Don't boy the same way and boy the other. - That's what, oh. - Yeah, let's say, I think you got the movie just mixed up. - No, no, no, what I'm saying is that- - He's not killing people all the time. - Hellen. - But no, but like, exactly, so in Do-Boy, you're like, I could see him as this person, right? It's not like a big logical leap. If our first movie with Ice Q was like him in like some fucking Japanese kung fu movie, maybe we'd be like, what's going on here? They're also a version where we're like this kind of fire, maybe I don't know. - If Drake played a role like Two-Pock and Juice. - Might be something to say. - I think that could be crazy. - Yeah, I'm saying, like, he got the, he clearly got the act of- - Drake is an action hero, what about that? But it's slightly tongue-in-cheek. There's like a little wink. - Action hero. - I can see him doing that bastard. - Yeah, I don't know if I want to see that. - He can be like this. - This is the problem with having a super, super big celebrity as like a side character in a movie. Is every time they enter, they are Drake. And it breaks the world. So like Ed Sheeran, the goat, like unbelievable guy, he was in an episode of Game of Thrones. And I think it was one of these things where it was like, hey, we gotta get Ed in. He's a fan of the show. Like it would be sick to have one of the most prolific musicians ever on the show. - But show you out of the- - Not me personally know, but there was a version where people were watching where like when you watched Game of Thrones, you were suspending disbelief. You were believing in dragons. You were doing all this- - Fantasy. - That's a fantasy. - I looked at it and I was like, finally. - He's dead. That was the greatest- - The role it was made for. - Like, yeah. - Of course, I'm being silly, obviously. But like, I think there's a version of that, you know, where like if Ed Sheeran played a musician in a movie where a musician was about to get signed to whatever, and it doesn't exactly have to be his life, but all of a sudden you buy it now. - I don't like those. - I'm not mad at that, but I don't like those. I don't like those ones that are torn to nose like eight mile. - Well, but we bought it. - I bought 8 Mile and it was a fantastic movie. - But I would rather see Eminem. I would rather see Eminem doing some shit that I wouldn't see Eminem do. - What I would say is you would. - But that's only because of how his videos had been. - 8 Mile was how it started moving. - Right. - And it was get rich and die trying. - They were biopics. - We buy it and you just shift a little bit. We buy it and then once we see you on the big screen. - But you would much rather see 50 in a comedy, bro. - I need it, I need it. 50 in a comedy, bro. - 50 in a comedy, bro. - That'd be awesome. I'm not saying rather, but that would be awesome. I just think you need to make that transition for people. - What if you're both seeing the movie "Bad Trip" with Lil Rowling and I forgot the other guys' name. - Oh yeah. - I always see Drake something like that like dressed up and then people don't recognize him. - I think we're killing it. - I know, I think he would. - That's super bad. Get them to the Greek style movie. Like that's my favorite tone of movie. Get them to the Greek, super bad. - Like I like that type of shit, I mean. - He'd done that before when Jimmy Kimmel, he dressed up and was interviewing people about. - Yes, that Lil Dicky shit was funny too, man. Lil by the way, smooth Lil Dicky. Lil Dicky's still got the, Lil Dicky's show was one of the best shows ever. - Yeah, I was rewatching it this week. - That shit is them three seasons. That is some of the best television ever, yo. Like, I don't even know what you call it. Is that a sitcom? What the fuck is Lil Dicky's show called, yo? - Well, no, it's not a sitcom, but it's a comedy. - That shit is hilarious. - I have a question now. Those type of shows, this more towards you. Like for white people, what is it about Dick's for y'all? - What is it about Dick's? What is it about Dick's for you? I don't mean to come to your aid like this, but what is it about Dick's for you? - Well, there's this thing. - You like Dick's Taylor? - I like one dick, thank you very much. - Okay, a dick. - Um, second, no, no, but I'm just saying a lot of white humor is around dick's and like gay stuff. - So white people, I'm not white. White people, you know, but we brought you in. We brought you in. What I would say is this, what I would say is this, is like white people would just like maybe 10 years ahead when it comes to like gay jokes. So we got comfortable with gays before anybody else did. And when you're comfortable with it, you could joke around about it and be silly because there's this like, there's this air of absurdity that goes along with that. So like now black people in the last like five years but got very comfortable with gay fun. Like young black people just, it's, it's all the names of trailblazing. - Yeah. - I'll say again. - He's an early adopt. - It's hard to fall, it's hard to fall. - It's hard to fall. - It's hard to fall. - It's hard to fall. - It's hard to fall. - Yeah. - It's hard to fall. - Look is that. - Okay. - The 80s and the 90s. You can go watch Eddie Murphy Raw, it was gay jokes about this. You can go watch Martin and him guys talk. - I don't know, me. - When Martin was dressing up like Shanei, Nei, Nei. It was always been gay humor and all that. That's the, in living color. - No, you're right. - Exactly. - Wait, wait. - This is different. - This is different. - It's different. - It's different. - Very good. - Those aren't very good. - It's very good. - It's different. - It's very good. - It's very good. You're laughing because there's a guy dressed up as a girl. We're laughing because it's funny that you put your balls on my shoulder. - Right. - You're not ready for that. You can't handle that at all. - I don't see the reason there's no need for that. - Exactly, you're not there yet. - But that's a little bit, but why not there yet? - That's like, you're still pausing. You're still doing pause. - Why, but that's like it. - No. - Put your balls on my shoulder. - Why is that, there's no reason that's funny. Like, why would you do that? - It's not funny to have my balls on your shoulder. - What, put your balls on my shoulder. This is the punchline. You just go like this. - It's just fine. - There you go. - You're not there yet. That's what you're like. - That's me. - That's what you're like. - Neat. - You just hit a little like though. - What? - It's a journey. - It's a journey. - It's a journey. - You're just at the first level, man. - Put your balls on your shoulder. - You're just going to get there in the kiss. - But even so first, in unsuper bad, he'd do a lot of dicks for what? - hilarious. - But this is how gay fun works with the boys. Is you just try to out-gay one another. So if you put your balls there, I gotta go try to kiss them. And if you break your gay. - That's so weird. - It's not gay to what? - That's something else. I don't know. - Putting balls on a shoulder. - I don't even think gay people do that. Gay people for balls on their shoulders. Like why? - Like no way, man. - You don't think? - Yeah, they don't have fun like that. They have straight fun. They'll put like a little pocket pussy on you. (laughing) - Get straight. - Get straight. - You wasn't a real fraggle maggot at the time. You a GMO fraggle maggot. - Jesus Christ. Putting balls on the shoulder is crazy. Giving it a little kiss. That feels like something like this three more days or some of some shit if that happens. - What do you think the Harlem Shake came from? - Get the check. (laughing) - They balled off my chocolate. - Take this money. - He's no way you could take this. - So did he invented the remake? - Obviously. - Do you think producer? - Why do you think Black Rob said no? - No. - No. - That is not how the Harlem Shake came to be. Did he put his balls on somebody's shoulder after filming Get 'em to the Greek? - That's good. - And all that white boy fun with Jonah Hill and Russell Brady. - Who invented homosexuality? The Greeks. (laughing) - Wow. - Why do you think we need to get 'em there? Why do you think we need to get 'em there, bro? - Wow. - Do the math. - Wow, it's cool. - Do the math. - Wow. Let's face, let's do some masking. We got a money for Bill's Taylor. - No. - All right, let's do some masking, Eddie. It's fine. - Wait, so there's so much more. - Like more. - Okay. Well, you have nothing against-- - Big dreams. - She yells. - Shout out to Clearsers Hill. What does she do her own? - I'm confused when they'd be like, I don't condone violence. Isn't boxing in a sense of violence? I know it's more like other stuff, but it's just still-- - I'm in a fight. - I don't understand why women getting into a situation like this bothers people. - It isn't bothered people. - Male boxers and combat fighters, they see each other in the street, they talk shit, they push, they sometimes fight. It happens. I don't think Jay Paul should even be banning her from all MVP events after this. It was in each other's face. Elisa told her, "I'ma fuck you up." Clarissa said, "Who are you going to fuck up?" And Clarissa slapped them. Now we got a fight. Now we got a fight. Now what are we doing? Is the promotion for a fight? What's up? Clarissa picked down a drop, wait. The fight Elisa Butterfield. Now we got a fight. What's the problem? This is great promotion, y'all. - I didn't have to talk much. - I didn't have to explain why I say you don't condone violence, right? Kind of you do. She means she don't condone violence outside of the ring. - Okay, well. For girl, this is still violence. Okay, other than that, did y'all like though this new, oh wait. Did you see the, you gave him don't do the day, right? - What is it? - The grad students, they couldn't walk again. - Oh yeah, they used AI, this school. What's the name of the school, Taylor? This school, I think it's Glendale. - And they got, they booed the person or whatever. - Yeah. - They used AI to say the name. - They used AI to say the name with a graduate. I mean, that's just lazy, bro. That's just lazy. - And then, I mean, how that verse starts off our show. - One more and they did a new spin of the Drake song. I liked it though. With their fresh friends. I thought that was clever, no. ♪ Listen up, it's about to be smoked ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing but some shit I wrote ♪ ♪ About a rich ass nigga ♪ ♪ That's deep in the game ♪ ♪ They call me Drizzy Drake ♪ ♪ And I'm keeping a name ♪ ♪ That's what Nike shoes I got a mic to use ♪ ♪ To talk bad about your pussy's own like a fool ♪ ♪ Got an Oakland show tonight, baby ♪ ♪ My young boy is from a yacht going crazy ♪ - No? - Fire. - No, you didn't like it. It was clever as well. - He's ain't. - No, John's ain't ain't. - You know what, discuss me. - What? - When Will Smith did his freestyle. - Y'all was key. - No, y'all-- - Smith did his freestyle. - What was that freestyle? - I am a son. - No, I'm the one where he was like-- - Oh yeah, he was sing down on those-- - What's the one? 'Cause Drake just stole his whole float. You know the one I'm talking about, man. - I like girls or something. - No, I don't. You know the shit I'm talking about, man. - I am the mountains. I am the grass. - Oh, man, let me pull it up, y'all. - Fire. What is your lunch break freestyle? - Oh yeah. - Come on, man. - Huh. - I gotta find it. - I got it right here. ♪ I feel like I'm just getting started ♪ ♪ They tried to finish me ♪ ♪ I'm like the universe infinite ♪ ♪ There's no end in me ♪ - So you can-- - No. - Drake stole his whole float. - I even stole his whole float. - We're on the fire ones. - We're on the bounce back. - This is what Drake stole. - What's the fire one on? I need that wheel of Smith right now. Put on the knees. ♪ With these mics ♪ ♪ I feel like I'm customado ♪ ♪ Hundred rounds of light ♪ - Can you put on the fire one? - Yeah, I took it. - Oh yeah, you know, he just threw it in the vehicle. ♪ And even though I'm an action star ♪ ♪ Sometimes I'm an act bizarre ♪ - See, we're will act bizarre, y'all don't like it. Drake, you don't wanna record an act bizarre. And y'all, it's heat, it's heat. - We're on the blaze, it's crazy though. - Stop disrespecting well. - Make America blaze again. - Put on, put on the fire will Smith song. - That was it. - No, the other one that we really fucking got-- - But that was with Wismacoli, right? - Put that one on, put that one on. - Why can't y'all give will credit? [BLANK_AUDIO] His wife's drink still his whole flow. That whole action star, act was our line. He just did that over that Will Smith. - I am a top. I am a bottom. You know what, let's make it more. - Let's not make it. - Let's mask it in here. Come on. Blade, I fucking Will Smith give it. Put it in my face. - I don't will Smith, man. This is the one you want. Taylor. - Yes. - Can we do some mask in here, man? - Yeah, we can. There's a lot more. - Going crazy, Taylor. - There's so much more that you'll miss. - What did we miss today? - I just feel like I'm a Wednesdays. That's when a lot of stuff comes out. And then we miss it. - That's pre-com. And then we meet in the club. We did a lot of, we did. You know, do we get a lot of pre-com? - We get so much pre-com. - We hit the main topic. - Yes, man. Alex is COVID and semen. He looks like he's promoting. - Lilly, there was a question about that. - No. - That's crazy. - He does the police. - All these guys COVID themselves and come frozen semen and posted Iceman came. That's disgusting, y'all are fucking. First, it was Iceman coming. They were in the album drop. Everybody posting themselves frozen semen and said Iceman came. Armando Muna says, "Would you rather listen to only Drake's new albums for a year or be a frozen semen iceman for a day?" How did you see me get on me? Like how did it happen? - No, it had to be applied by human beings. - Like they got it, they got it, yeah. You got to sit there and take it. - Let me just read this again. Rather listen to only Drake's new albums for a year, or be a frozen semen iceman for a day. What would you do, Alex? - I'm going with the music, y'all. I'm listening to the music. - What the semen is? The music thing is frozen semen. You want to do both? You want to do both of them? - What about these shows? - What would you rather do? Listen to the only Drake's new albums for a year, or your frozen semen iceman for a day? - I'd rather listen to Drake's new albums 'cause I don't want the semen frozen. - But if it's frozen, you don't want just like, it's really nothing to be frozen. - That's the thing, it's frozen, it's like. - This is disgusting. - What about you, Otella? - This has nothing to do with me. - Oh, guy, you don't answer. How are you up to it? - I don't know. - You have nothing to do with me. - Yeah, I'm an opt-out, too. I don't really, I don't like you the way you've optioned. - These guys aren't there. - You're not there. - I think you don't like either one of these options. I just don't like, I just don't care for either one of these options. There's no way shape or form. Okay? You know what ice stands for, right? - I come, actually. - It's come everywhere. (laughing) - You wanted to grow up. We're trying. Every day we come in here, and we try to grow the fuck up, okay? We leave here and go and be responsible to those to our wives. - We have children, man. - Were you left crazy? - Were you left guilty? - Were you left to 40 something to just come in here and make stupid gay deaths? - Nobody's gonna believe this in 30 years. - They're gonna be telling stories about this in school. Yeah, there was this thing called podcast in, where like friends would just talk about semen and balls on your shoulder, and they actually could do it for a living. It was a crazy way. Like, well, anybody believe this? Well, anyone believe this 100 years from now? - They're gonna see it and think it's AI. - Thank God, guys, don't wait that shit was real. - No, they won't believe it. - But then they're gonna hear me say things like, "Yo, people were covered in frozen semen." And they're gonna go and just shit these old Instagram people and be like, "Yo, what is this?" - Where? - Iceman came for real? - Iceman came. - All over them. Fabian Ruiz once says, "Is the age of being a romantic done with these young holes?" Fabian, I don't know why you asked it, us. What the hell do we know about young holes? - I don't know nothing about young holes, man. - I will say this to you, young man. Romance is never done, okay? Romance only dies if you decide to let it die. - That's a fact right there. That's just the truth. - Yeah, speaking of young holes, there was a. - Speak on them. - There was a attorney or someone like that, that was saying that there should be. - Speak on these young holes, man. - There should be, they should make it legal for like 16 year olds to get married in. - Yo. - She allowed, okay. - That's right. No, I can show you on a video. - Why they gotta be, but why do those 16 year olds gotta be young holes? - 'Cause they're kids. - But why they holes? - 'Cause they don't think that the government should tell them to do with their kids. Huh? - That's what he said. - Tell 'em, tell 'em. - Look, let's read the title. - Tell 'em. - Say what? - They representative defense keeping child marriage legal. They wanna take away the parents' right to give a 16 year old permission to get married. The government should be telling us what to do with our kids. I didn't know that was a law, you can let your kids get married at 16? Play the shit, Taylor. - Only one year old would be the only age you could get married at. So they wanna take away the parents' right to give a 16 year old. - Come on here, go back to the afternoon. Whenever I see a man in the cowboy hat talking like that, I don't need to hear about none of these archaic shit he got going on. Oh, this is a good one. Who's the most famous duck? Or go back to it? Daffy or Donald? - We very well. - Donald. Donald by proximity. 'Cause Donald fuck with Mickey and Minnie and Goofy. He got the whole Disney world thing. - That piece of black stuff, right? - I can't, I want to get some confused. - I'm looking it up right now, 'cause that's not what you're supposed to wish. - Yeah, Daffy's the black duck. But it's Donald. Like Donald by proximity, Donald is his Disney. You know, Daffy is Bugs Bunny then. I love loony tones, but they never got to the level of Mickey and Minnie and Goofy and all of them. It's Donald by far. I think Scrooge Mick, but he's nothing but an offshoot of Donald. - He is? - Yes. Donald and all of that shit, Donald is the OG of all of that shit. Dumptails, Scrooge. - I think Daffy. - All of that shit. - What about Darkwing? - Dump. - Daffy. - Daffy wasn't a base jam though. - They're all, space jam was a big deal. - Exactly. - Well, people ain't nobody want to visit Daffy. - I don't know what Donald Duck looks like. - Dada. - He's what. - Donald got the fucking sale of the uniform on with the dad. - I don't know Donald Duck. I know Darkwing. I know Donald. - Donald bro. - I know the black one. - Yeah, I think the black one. - That's Daffy, right? - I think Daffy. - Yeah, Daffy ain't fucking with, I like Daffy. - You would like some cracker ass duck. - Daffy ain't fucking with Donald, man. - Some honky ass duck. - I'm fucking with Daffy, dude. Scrooge, Mick, Fire. - They all fruit off Donald's tree. - And he said call up. - Donald was the grimly that guy went and all the mother ducks popped off. - I don't know, man. - Google, who's the more famous duck? Yeah, who do they say is the more, who Daffy and Donald? Who's more famous? - They're gonna say Donald. - Oh shit, who came first? That's the good, who did come first? - Oh. - Donald came first? - I think. - Yeah, that's Disney. - Oh wait, who's more famous? - Yeah, who's more famous? Daffy and Donald. What the fuck did you say? - Hey, I'm not bad. - Who's no famous? - Who's more, you gotta go to all, not Emily. - I think it's Daffy, man. - Yeah, 'cause it's Donald, he's the best one. - Oh, wait a minute, who talks like this? - Donald. - All right, Donald's more famous. - Yeah, 'cause that's that sound that's like Mick's kids laugh. - See, look at this. Donald duck often considered Disney's most versatile character, 'cause they make so many other motherfuckers off of Donald. Dark wings, screws, the three-low nephews, all fruit off Donald's dreams. - And then Daffy was Daffy. - What is Daffy? - Daffy was the black one, right? - Daffy's the black duck. - But Daffy was funnier like he is. - Getting his beak shot off all the motherfuckers. - Daffy. - Oh, Daffy wanted to shoot his fucking beak off our foot, his beefing with them? - Yes. - Drake got a line off of Daffy. - They just made a black duck for no reason, to get shot at. - Yeah. - They're my races. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - You know the white gloves got something to do a race too? - Well, white gloves. - Like all the cartoons, like old cartoons, they have white gloves. - What? - I've heard something where it had to do with some type of racism. - You know, I'm not gonna tell you how it's done. - It's true. - You want me to look it up? And I'll show you how it's done. - He's doing it first, man. - I'm gonna tell you how it's done. - Point of facts and you fucking laugh. - I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing. - You don't wanna get your nails done, so you're talking to me. - Damn. - Damn. - Damn. - Yeah, a fraggle maggot. Yeah. - We need a doubt. Just call him out. (laughing) - That's what you gotta do. Are you in your back against the wall? This let a fraggle maggot fall. Okay, I'll get right up off you. - I think I'll just face against the wall. (laughing) - Let's do one more Taylor, gang. What else we got Taylor, gang? Give us one more Taylor. - It says it right here. - It says-- - The white gloves. - The white gloves. - The white gloves. Why is that so funny to you? It literally says the hell. - This is the phrase white gloves. - It's connecting to black fees. - The first subtle systemic or historical forms of racial bias in discussions about race and media. It commonly highlights the connection between classic animation styles and the racist history of minstrel shows. - Okay. I didn't doubt you Taylor. It was this fraggle maggot over here. I was all with you. - I just don't. - Okay. - It's okay. - All right, go. One more. Ooh. - Ooh. - Musesely. - Musesely. - Just proposed. Oh, no, no, let's end with this. Let's end the way we started. Young underscored Mamba 96 is Ice Man actually good, our Drake stands just sucking to a heart. (laughs) - Honestly. - You hate, like, you're really a hater. - It's great. - Respect my consistency. - Honestly, I do. (laughs) - Nobody respect my consistency. - Yeah, we will. - We will. - I'm consistent. - You might not be objective, but you are. - I am very objective. - If the objective is to shit on Drake, then yes. - I don't shit on Drake. - Ain't never heard me shit on Drake. - Cashew, what? - Nobody out there never heard me shit on Drake. - You all had a conversation. What was he trying to tell you that he's actually a really good rapper and stuff? - What you talking about? - When the picture you have of y'all, like laughing, holding the bottle of faith. - Great, he's petty and evil just like I am. It was gonna plot. Okay, we had a common enemy at the time. That's all ho. It is fun. It's fun. It's nice, it's fine. We had a common enemy at a radio station at the time. (laughing) He's a shit. It's for the plot. For the plot. I like a person that understands the plot. - All right. - That's why I'm so upset the last two years. Let it go. - Let it go. - Lost the plot in this old K onto the next thing. All right. But none of y'all wanna answer the question 'cause you got the fucking ice man glaze all those shit on the fucking mouth, huh? Is it really that good? Are you just sucking too hard, Alex? - The album's good. - Why are you saying it's, what makes you good though? - The songs. - The songs? - The songs on it. The sounds of the songs. - You don't think y'all heard those type of sounds or songs before? I'm just saying it reminds me of old school Drake though. That's all. That's why I say Drake is shitfully. - People enjoy what you want. People enjoy to see the mighty fall but they also like to see the mighty come back. - He didn't fall. He just lost the rap battle. - No, let them fall there. - They are glad they see. - But no, no. Let them continue saying that. It was a fall and now he's trying to come back. - Just lost the rap. - And they root for the comeback. So they enjoy seeing the fall. - They want their comeback. - Yeah. - They want their comeback all over your face. You want it frozen so you can post ice man. - Hey! - That's what it is. You want some of that comeback too. What do you want? - Don't you out. - Alex, you want some of that comeback? All you Drake fans want some of that comeback? - You want some of that comeback. - Yo, white people, white people. White people. We gotta stop teaching them gay jokes. We gotta stop it right now. They taking it too far. - Yeah, this one. - We taught 'em basketball. They started dunking in front of free throw line. - This is what it looks like. - Shout out to it's come everywhere man. Okay. It's come everywhere man. - Shout 'em is the cool album. - Yeah. - It's the cool album, all right? He's got some sticky songs on there. It's the songs that's in the park. - Put it somewhere. - In the park. - In the park. - At all ways, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, yeah, that's what we write. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit in your right too. It's brilliant in this podcast. Thank you for listening.