Losing Your Mind w/ Chris O'Connor!

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I've been going Alexa play this and she'll hit me with the and this isn't on this I mean we talk I get the full package bitch. You know you would be asking for stuff. You don't got I'm kind of down with it Dude I'm I'm I'm ready for the revolution to have everyone take their shit off Spotify off everything and just have to buy We'll be right back let's get you back. I'm kind of into crazy into that cut that cut that up 50 cut that I saw Joe DeRosa was by a cassette the other day and I went pretty good Okay, well you would go to Roskath you do whatever the fuck you do Joe to no skin you two can do is whatever the fuck you want to do you two go get your cassette tapes And go have a good time and leave the rest of us you have cassette anywhere in Tuddy's I'm telling you Open one of those things up look at the liner notes telling you Yeah, slow it down, slow it down. Hey, what jerk off you should up here with an eye pack And start talking shit to me you showed up with a pair of readers and an eye pack Crystal Connor leezin gentlemen. Let a bit better in the building Thank God your your apple juice was missing which is Why did you show up here With crazy and I have been eating applesauce in the Just the goat like the goat applesauce dude. It's so good Apple sauce is all right applesauce juice. Have you got you have them in the house? Keep them for company. Yeah, the green bag the green like space bag applesauce now that's what you're eating. Yeah, do you mean baby food? Like the pal your eat applesauce. It's what are you eating like the pouches with the most green top? Yep, that's baby Yeah, they're pal that's baby food. No, it's applesauce both brand It's green. It's all green go-go squeeze. No. Yeah, I think it's a go go. That's baby food It's not it's not I gave some I gave that but wait a second. Oh, Connor. Are you an astronaut? Are you on the Artemis to rocket right now? Then that's fucking baby solidarity with my boys up there And my lady Yeah, your applesauce is so good. And let me tell you something. I'd cure to hangover once Better better than a liquid IV also great for collic Yeah, running schools. Yeah, measles is going around again Apple applesauce is it in there? They're unlike stretches the gear. Tell me you don't like an apple sauce. I do. I don't cold applesauce. I love it out of a cup with a spoon Like an adult guest up in a spoon. Yeah, comes in a cup. That's crazy, dude. It's when you suck it right out of the bag Yeah, where are you getting these though? My lady gets them. I think I said I liked them once. We're gonna nursery or something The hospital she works. Wow Oh, no, we're talking about your iPad. We're no bag or anything. You rolled in like you were Yeah, that's the way old men carry them. I know old men that read them at airports. That's what they look down over their glasses You see what groups board dude. Yeah, I got the writing utensil. Are you doing like you drawing and stuff? I've been trying to Yeah, what are you doing right now? I'm just watching tutorials and checking out brushes about what? I don't know. I'm just trying to try to slow it down. Slow it down. Just trying to hold it all. It's all speed it up No, no, I'll need to slow it down a little work done Well, that's it. That's we're gonna ramp it back up Max beat too quick or too long you're gonna blow out your engine on that I'm gonna quiet for about six months with a little bit of a Still-life painting. I'm a really attacking. Yeah Yeah, he's gonna put an hour. He's bumping me out. He's bumping me out that I was looking. I was staring at the Like the little paint app on the iPad. Yeah, uh-huh, and I and I was like, you know I don't even know how to like have fun in this You know sure so you learn it. Yeah, what it was so insecure about Painting and drawing you should be You know, I don't want to be like, you know bully whatever I want to be inclusive We got to draw the line somewhere. You should be fucking real self-conscious about what ever happened to play, you know What like recess Just get in the pack and play I'll come over every day for now. Yeah, I'd take that with do a little kickball thing you can get back in the office That'd be nice Yeah, you shouldn't on me about applesauce you want to play kickball? Throw a couple pictures I think I think it's funny. You think he's really leaving that We'll do it over video. What do you do with your time? You just look at that's a great question. That's a great question Hey Chris, I should bring out a more to 11 Yeah, what do you do with your time? Look you got the you got the analog pen and paper Get an iPad going. No. Yeah, I got it left top He did we got a month ago. Yeah, yeah, it's different vibe. I haven't opened it Yeah, he opened it once and he was like, yeah, I was a good work. I go to YouTube and I've never seen he went to YouTube And there's he had never gone to anything So it was just a completely brand new computer not logged here to come it was YouTube the home screen was blank It then had nothing nothing to suggest him Looking at a raw YouTube. I use YouTube unsigned in most of the time really Yeah, I Actually kind of like that. I think he's got an account. Yes, I do I'm on YouTube How are you garbage dude? I've been saying this for a while But you should be able to multiply your algorithm times like negative one, you know, give me the opposite Give me the opposite of whatever you think I like and who have you been saying this to? Smile Been writing it down in the Couple old Greek guys of Dunkin Donuts got a couple of cartoons to go along my pain about it. Yeah When did you make the iPad purchase because that's you know, you're a you know, listen You're a mover and shaker in the industry You're a self-employed you're a touring comic you're an actor Netflix tires the Artist now, but when it I've hung out with a lot of con I've never seen anybody break out the iPad I got the iPad a long time ago and then I didn't really use it now. I'm like, you know what dude? It's fucking bullshit that you bought this and you're not fucking using it. How about you fucking? Well, you're not retired What you're not a retired man or I know, but I want to you I want to do one of this playing videos with the volume all What would you be doing? I don't know man. Do you have a laptop? I heard what yeah? I have a laptop Yeah, I got it all going He's a laptop, but then when you're trying to like think of stuff like this position is not as good as this Hmm something about a whole depend. Yes, you'll have much better. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so far I've written down If you had a computer open you'd be a mess. It's very true. Yeah, you know, I don't do computer You can't just don't know the iPad. It's a it's it's I think about it. It's an in-between It could get you into computer. You want to be you want to use a computer someday? No, I don't Keep he's a mess right now. Why not he started to make sense and I hate the more that he talks about shit that I hate No, you never made the more that he talks about shit that I disagree with I go he kind of gets me there We're unfortunately very much alike and I don't like it. It's like everything everything you hates they're about to get quite rich Since I've turned 50 any of that like you know future stuff are like what I thought I was gonna do my pad It's the past now. That's true. That's like a cassette. I'm never gonna learn to type. I'm never gonna do this I'm never gonna do that. Why not? I'm not gonna be a computer guy It's not gonna be in five. You're not gonna see me like dude get busy living or get busy. Don't live in it I'm living now. You got it. I just know Listen, I just know what I'm not gonna try to do all the shit that I thought you'd do What are you gonna try to do then? It's a good point. I'd love to hear this list of stuff you all I you're telling us what you're not focusing on Score chicks Dude That'll come dude that'll that'll come with the iPad. It's you know what I'm thinking. I bet you know back These broads are gonna be all over you fighting them off with a stick. You got to learn to paint man dude I'm telling you man Telling you what are you telling us? I'm saying that it's like You know what I mean? It's like I feel like when a coach when a coach is talking to a player and it's like it's about the fundamentals You got to get this stuff down the points are gonna come. I'm working on the chicks will come if you just start doing the right things They love dudes in tech yeah, and and and iPads the first after that. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm not gonna like learn a language We're past all that are we I think so also who's this you to learn a language. What do you talk? Get to a link this V in the means bro Well, it's been a talk to where son. No, dude. You got to come up with something. You got to do something All right. Yeah, what do you I feel like you could paint? I could paint. Yeah, I want a paint Hit that shoulder my house all my hand not on the iPad. It's There we go What do you got stuck in these fucking out? I'm just said for three easy payments are 99 Just trying to defend myself sure I get listen you're making some solid points. I we were both just shocked. We had never really I Know it's a bad look. I walked in there with it. I had I had reading glasses with them with the iPad Are you on reading glasses? I'm on reading glasses dude. I'm don't like proper like like CVS readers I'm in fucking purgatory dude. I got need reading glasses and I need distance glasses and it's fucking hell. Okay, hold on Yeah, it's dark man. Do you wear contacts? No, okay? No, I'm just switching between dude You should see me on the iPad watching like the basketball games recently. He's got a 30-feet away It's nuts. Are you opposed to contacts? No, okay now just it's like a whole purchase decision. I can't Listen, you know, I'm gonna give you two options These are the only options you got hard way easy. He can't be he can't be going back before the glasses Then your mom with two person glasses on your head. I think I might be there. I might be that guy. You don't got to do it You can get contacts. Do you have contacts of contacts in right now? No, all right, you can get Multi-focal contacts where they have the long distance and the reader underneath or reader underneath Now I can see through your pants multi-focal Chris Multi how does that possibly work? This is a guy. This is like a bad-fucking-infomer Please tell me how that would even work No, all science. Sorry. It's all science. All right, you it worked. You look at me. I'm fumble with a bunch of glasses He has six pairs of glasses on his head. It's in black and white. I can't see You could do that or just get what I would recommend because the multi-focus kind of stink they get blurry You know what I mean because they can take a blur when you look up and something like that the multi-focus How do you look above the what the fuck is happening is the is the is the I don't Staying still. I don't even get some info on it. I wore them It's just I I knew that when I looked straight. I could see far away and when I looked at my phone I could see that so I guess if that way and then like halfway down it's closer. So you'd be like, uh, yeah But it's just I don't know. It's not common. It's not done at all. No. It's tough. No, it's not done Stay still. What do you mean you look down look down? Yeah, your eye shift down. Yeah, but the lens sits on your Oh, yeah, it's a good point. It moves with your eye. Here's the eyeball alright. I can't wait to see this. This is the contact Contact to the contact state you started with the contact Yeah, we get we get the top half of the contact the bottom half of it. How does the my eye move within the contact? That's the idea doesn't move the contact moves I don't know Luke. Luke. Can you get some information on that? I thought it stayed on you and then I thought I thought I have no idea I just assumed the whole contact move with your eyeball. It does. Yeah, I don't know. That's one option Which we haven't figured out because they get it. It's not a I would get it's all fucked up I was getting verdict. It gets glory a little bit. It sucks When I'm recommending to you what I'm doing now get a long Yeah, and then readers to combat it because let me tell you something about these readers Real nice. Yeah, they're dirty. Yeah, it looks good. I'm gonna take my headphones off for a second Watch this you're doing this you got that going and you're doing this and you have this All right, I think how your option is to take the glasses off and it's pretty good It's you get to work with them and then you know something to go you pop them on. Oh for a drone dramatic effect Who is this guy wearing an old Jewish woman's glasses doing this? You sitting so they're having an iPad and six pairs of glasses You sitting with your legs crossed a distinguished pair of readers With a portfolio with a nice leather bound portfolio and a nice legal pad inside Discontinental iPad is the legal. No, it's it is and you can paint Yeah, it's true. It's nice. I do have a leather bound portfolio that I use really well. Yeah, as I write on Those CVS for jokes and stuff. I got it right. Do you write them in a book? I know a legal pad But then the legal pad goes in and out of your bags and all it gets all fucked up So I need a leather bound you need an iPad. No, I don't yes, you do You can write it. No, no, no, you can I swear I know you can't do a demo. We'll do a demo What are you currently paying with sir? Oh nothing? You're not paying. That's crazy When you step into my booth and I'll show you you guys like apple sauce paint a chance Just a bowl on ice. Yeah, just go back to that the pouch. No way the mods cups or whatever. I'm in yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cup sucks bags the way it gets colder in the cup You know, it's really cool. Yeah, no, those those those bags You're gonna heat up the bag with just hot water. Yeah, put I best how we warm it up for a little kipperino He just noticed on my water bag eats it up How do I eat my applesauce saying it to be the same thing that's the the The packaging is better than the plastic packaging for heat and refrigeration the best thing for the cold for applesauce is the glass That's char. I don't know if we'd they still make that Old school that seems dangerous. I can't have glass around kids. You don't have kids. Oh you you meant yeah What if I knock it over and I can get it? I'm using these as a hangover cure. I can't be fucking with glass Reckless Cabot talking about rocket money Rocket money. Let's talk about rocket money. Let's talk about saving money. Mm-hmm. Okay about $888 million in canceled subscriptions. 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My parents were coming down to visit. My lady was like, I can't do it. You can't do it because we're still working on the show. And it was just like, get some cleaning people who's come in here and just fucking take care of this. So that's not fucking embarrassing when your parents get here. It was like done. Call this lady. Yeah, first I texted them to be like, Hey, I need it. Where did you get this number? I got off line. They were like the highest rated cleaning thing in the whatever I count here. I texted them. Hey, hey, it's me. No, my parents are coming at them. And they fucking like, they called me and I was like, this is crazy. What do they called you back? I have a second area. Yeah, we can take care of it via text. Here's the house. Here's the address. What times do you have available? You weren't texting a cell phone, though. I was texting whatever number they gave me to text. Yeah, probably like it. That's just like, that's just like an inbound. That just goes to a computer than they call you. Perfect. You know what? They were probably on an iPad. Now, do you have your text set up on your iPad? Yeah. Yeah, dude, I got my text. My texts are coming from everywhere. I got them on the phone. No, the wrist I deny. Huh, I don't need the alerts. For a guy trying to slow down. Yeah, you're really connected. A lot of devices. Yeah, I got the web. Yeah, yeah. I'm just in a laptop and iPad and the watch. What's next? The implant. I don't know. I got another one of those wristbands that's like the whoop or whatever. I haven't I haven't set it up yet, but it's for even more detailed like, man, wait till I think it's holding it. Yeah, yeah. Relax. Oh, that's detailed. No, I did that thing where I like, I feel like I'm going to die and then, but I don't want to go to the doctor. So it's like, let me just gather as much information as possible before I, before I go to a doctor's office, I have to deal with all that shit. So the signs of something to explain to my family when I'm gone. Also, the attitude you would have sitting out of the doctor me like, well, this is what my whoop said. What do you think? Here's my here's all my data points. Can you interpret this for me? It's, it's fully just like what? Sir, you don't have insurance. Dude, it is, it is fully. I just went on, I went on one run and my heart rate was pretty good. And I was like, yeah, all right. I'm fine. You're back. Yeah. Most of that is a lot of it's meant like you're like stressed and whatever. And it just it all starts compounding 100% and you're just like, you know, we've lived such shitty pathetic lives that you're like, there's got to be, you got to go. There's somewhere I'm dying somewhere inside of me. There's death. You know what I mean? On a cellular level. It's somewhere. It's like a portrait adorian gray kind of situation. No. What does adorian gray have to do with it? You know, the portrait adorian gray. What do you think there's a painting somewhere of you getting younger? Yeah. No, there's paint. The portrait of me that's getting older. Oh, that's right. I'm going to look at it and then die. I think so. That's how I'm in terms. I thought as long as he was never in the same room with it, he was okay. Yeah. I think it was just like up in the attic somewhere. But all the bad things he was doing was accruing on the painting. I respect it. Not I never thought that. Anyway, you asked me about grudges. There I am. Fight with a painting inside myself. No, yeah. No, I'm lady kept. She was on the phone. They for so long. 20 minutes. We're putting you to the rigmarole. Yeah, just like. What kind of house do you have? How big is it? Yeah, but then super detailed. Like what like what do the rooms look like? How much furniture is in them? Like then down to the baseboards and like again, she asked me if I had shoe cases. Sure. And that bothered you. What is that? That is her going over what kind of equipment? What kind of man hours? What kind of how many employees are going to have to bring to clean the house pertinent information as you would say. It's a house. They're all different. It's just everything else is back. It's a hey, it's a fuck. I got the cleaning lady cold. Yeah, it's like how big it's like are there dishes? Yes. Well, that one I'll give you. Yeah, but everything else. How many dishes? I don't know. I mean, she can get there. It could be the studio apartment or it could be a seven room. I know, but that's one question. That's one question. How big is the house? Yeah, is it a studio? Yeah, so it's like, well, yeah, no, here's the square footage. What's the price? I have no idea how to even guess. That was the first question. And it was like, oh, she asked you that, what's the square footage? And I was like, yeah, I work off meters. You got 10 by 10 times 10. Hi, is that how you do it? I don't know. I don't know. They're like stand by and would be a hundred square feet. Yeah, I don't understand that at all. Yeah, does it go up? That's I don't know. It's just the it's just a footprint. It footprint, but then to each floor, do you double? Yeah, I don't know. I would assume so. Triple it. I don't know what it is. It's like I have no idea. It's an I was like, it's like a row home kind of thing. Also, she's probably telling her version of the story of like, I was talking to this guy who didn't even know what kind of house he did. But it's also like the level of detail. It's like are the baseboards of how clean are they? Do they? Like, what kind of clean? It's like, I don't know, man, bring the gear. I do. Bring the gear. Like, is your shower like does it have a glass thing on it? It's like, yeah, you know, why even ask? Bring the glass stuff. You know, there's windows. I assume if you're doing windows, it can translate to the shower. They need that limelight stuff. CLR. Yeah. You got to have a permit to carry that. What the fuck? I mean, I don't know. Have you guys ever gotten a cleaning lady? I've done that one time. How many fucking questions did you get? There was, I did it online and they called and it was there. That's why I wanted to sympathize with you. It was very similar of like, they were like, oh, we'll send you a link with a questionnaire. And I was like, okay, we had some construction done. We need to like a end of the whatever, you know, get up all the dust and just that. And I gave up midway through the thing. I'm like, I don't know how to answer this. It was very, very detailed. It's fucking ridiculous, dude. I mean, if I don't even cleaning up a construction site, if you told construction guys, just like, yeah, I need like the or landscapers, like, yeah, we just had a bunch of construction done. I need like the yard and you'd like grass and stuff put down. They would just go like, how big is it? They wouldn't be like, uh, how muddy is it? Sure. How many weeds are there? Yeah, yeah. Well, that's, I have a landscape where he goes, you know, I go, you want to do a spring clean up? I go, yeah, he goes, no problem. Fall clean up, boom. No problem. Yeah. I don't see the place. What? Senior place. I know, but he hasn't seen it. And that's he hasn't seen it. He's not out there. Okay. This guy's running point. I don't know. I don't, I don't like, the same problem I have with the doctor. The last time I went to the doctor, I was like, I knew I was like, let's just ask him about one. I don't have a list of 20. I went in there. I was like, I don't know. I was like about to lose my health insurance. And I was like, do the full thing. Run it. And he was like, what is that? It's like, you tell me what it is. Hey guy, I don't have a white coat. Here's my credit card. Do the full thing. I want you to be as close to certain as possible that I'm not dying in the next 10 years. 25. Run whatever you got to run to be so that would be that see sometimes those guys. And they go is if you want us to like take your blood. Yes. I'll piss and something. I'll jizz in a thing. I'll shit and something. Whatever the fuck you need. Yeah. Put a camera up my ass. This is your general practitioner. Look at it all. Put the look in my ears. This is pediatrician. Anything you got the applesauce. Cause they do push back on that. Yeah. This is the bigger thing or what I've heard people complain about. They're regulated to not use the health care system. They're incentivized to not prescribe to not do all these testers. Who said that? Why? Because they make the money from the insurance companies or something like that. They don't get it. Either do I. But if they made me really paint myself into a corner without backup. But that is true. If they made money. That's why what is it? What is it? Primary care physician? Whoever you have to go to to get the referrals. I don't need referrals. Okay. Whatever. There's different types of how do you not need to refer? We have good insurance. Okay. Let's we provide for our mind and police. Really? Yeah. But isn't it? They're like they're the ones who determine what level of health care you can get. You have to go. The idea is you have to go through somebody. Yes. Yes. And they want a history in order to get the test. Of course. Yeah. That's why you got a lot of them. Yeah. You got to go in there and fake symptoms if you want something done. What do you mean? Push for it. Yeah, but people have tried that and then they they realized they're a lion and then he said if you go to the ER and you tell me I have chest pains, you get seen right away. But then people I'm not talking about the year. Okay. I said I don't have to do it right. What's this scumbag move of getting healthcare? I don't even know how to do it. Yeah, isn't that what you say? Go in and give my fake social security number. Yeah. If you're Gary Jenkins, if you feel like you want to get a test done because you don't worry about it, you push together, but I don't know what the test is. I want them. It's like you come up with the tests. Thank you for this. If I die a full blood panel, what you wanted a full blood plan, a full blood panel, whatever it is, what's that mean? I don't know what they check everything. They don't seem to even know what that is the last time I talked to them cholesterol, all that stuff, everything. First of all, no one knows what we're talking about. You're like, all that stuff, you lost confidence in cholesterol. First thing I thought we were both drunk. Do you guys have individual companies too for yourselves? What? That's a private quit. No, we don't. Yeah. I just set one up and now I don't I don't know what's what. My brother was like, my brother was like, remember, like I got like a credit card for it. And then my brother was like, this is only for business expenses. And I was like, how do you tell that? Well, that's all of a sudden I go like, well, the business is just me. I'm the business. So what I don't even know what I'm hungry. Yeah, yeah, in order to keep this business. I need to eat something. I need to be drunk. I need to be fed. Listen, if you want sober, if that's not an apple sauce, I don't know how to survive. I can't do my job. I don't know about tax law that well, but I believe if you go get fucked up and then talk about it on a podcast. Is that not a business medium? Is it a production? Yeah, it's like if I post something on Instagram is now everything associated with that picture now business is real dirt bag logic. Now I mean, is that a picture of you buried into a set of titties. Motorboats number on a 20 content, you're all your honor. I don't know. Yeah, I don't get I truly don't understand what is what is now business expense and what isn't. We have somebody that just handles what's living on that credit card. Well, you know, and I only hang out with other people that are considered businesses. Good day, Mr. Gillis. I like, you know, these guys are wearing suits back in the day. We're still at business. Oh, yeah, those men were getting fucked up the way that shit off. Tell me I can't get a pack of heaters. There's no way they were paying for that shit back then. I was going on the company house account. Yeah, if you if you share if you share a cigarette with another comedian, that's or what? If you share a cigarette with another comedian, isn't that that's business, isn't it? That's not business. We're a business trip. Yeah, and listen, if I'm a trip, if I'm a head, this is the whole point of the business. You're taking an Uber to a comedy club. That's a business trip. That's a goddamn right. That's a business. I ain't going for pleasure. Nobody enjoyed what I did up there. Yes, that was all work. You're allowed to go there and have a cocktail by a free get get get an associate at cocktail. Yeah, you're talking business. Maybe try to like that. It's a goddamn deal. It's a yeah, it's like the comedy club is a conference center. Yes for business. Is it not? Yes. What the hell is this? Hey, you really? In front of a jury? How is that not a business meeting? They're all rolled their eyes out. You're the big look at each other. I don't think he's that funny. He hasn't said one funny thing yet. Angry little business isn't doing so well. This guy again. I need this. This guy again about the animal sauce. Jesus Christ. It takes a pal takes it takes it out of the pal show ice cold. We'll pull it on my refrigerator three hours ago. I get to go go real quick. I go go. Man. The other thing we want to discuss and then you start going. I know he's going to start calling them up. Why be a person? Can I just be a corporate like? Can I just renounce my person? I'll just be a corporation. Well, isn't that the whole idea behind corporations that corporations can't be like? They're people. They're people, but like there's no liability to them essential. Exactly. What am I getting about? What's the benefit of being a person? Yeah. Vote. It's like I'm just guys in the right right here. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's like, in Ronald. Yeah. I should have subsidiaries underneath me that are from. I want to be a corporation. Yeah. That are like divide. You know, if I'm drinking, that should be a totally different company. Yes. Right. Anything that happens. Well, I'm drinking or on drugs. Is this blackout? Is this a subsidiary? Blackout industry. That can only be. Yeah. So if the cops come, you're going to talk to the guy in the black house. You've got to talk to a guy who's drunk. I'm not drinking. I'm not that company. And he declared bankruptcy. Yeah, yeah. It's like, if I never drink again, I'm no longer responsible for those, you know what I mean? You could never find that company. Only exists on paper. The chance. It's based out of Delaware. Limit liability corporate. I heard you're in bed with Dupont. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, Connor, I am 100% with you. I want to be a company. Where did you base your company out of? Texas. Oh, yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. What kind of work do you do? Import export. That's what I'm saying. What kind of work don't I do? If you ask me, I'm always working. You could use a vacate. You're on or I'm a bit of a jack of ultra. Yeah. You don't know what's a business focused activity. Sure. Who could really say? Yeah. Given the business I'm in. Would you say that you're open to a lot of different opportunities? Yeah. Would you say you're open to maximizing your property? Oh, Connor, do you want to work hard and play hard too? Are you crazy? Should we just do that? Should we just work hard and play hard? Yeah. That's a good point. If I take my girl out to dinner and then use that as a bit, is that not a business dinner? I would say it is. I would say it is. You know? If that's the case. I've got a little money to do this a lot. If that's the case, keep you with me in check. I've been doing it myself. See, these are questions I've asked myself as well. If I tried the bit and then I decided it's no good, isn't that just, you know? That's what it goes. That's R&D. Research. That's what I'm doing. That's what I say. Developing product. Yeah. Right. So if it's, all I have to do is record me attempting to talk about something that happened in my phone or right in my iPad. Right in my iPad. Your honor. And it'll be evidence. To slip open. And charge your brain. I need the old one. I got the block. I just need the core. Can I ask you this just since we stopped here. Saying the old one and the new one has been getting very convoluted with these Uber drivers. What is, what is my charger called? The lightning port. The light USB-C. No. No. He's lightning. No, they all have that. They're both US. He's got the 4S still. What the fuck is that? I don't know what I have. But why? I need a light. What do you do? That's what I say. What is this? I just got in the fight with my dad about this because he was trying to, he had a phone from fucking, he had like an iPhone 7 or 6 or something like that. And he was trying to add McCuzin's to a group chat. And he was. Who's that Steve McCuzin? What's a Ford for the Cleveland. That's a Ford for the Cleveland. No, and he's like, you can't, you can't add Android. You can't add Android to the group chat. And I was like, I think it's because your phone's fucking super old. And he's like, that's not what it is. It's just the way it works. And it's like, then I immediately added the cousins. And it's just like, dude, it's because your phone is a million years old. And he's like, fuck up. Whatever. Give me a light. Yeah. What is the new one called? USBC. Yeah. USBC. Isn't the USBC the other end, the little tiny thing? USB. No. Yes, the smaller end on the lightning one is usually USBC. Yes. Yes. Which is insane. Why? Because you're updating the wrong end of your cord. Which one? When you started using the lightning, the other end of the cord started. Was the original USB. Yeah. I mean, the big one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I get you. And you watched the other end evolve. And you upset at him? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why would I do? Just get a new phone. That's what we've been saying that. He's the only guy on the team. And he goes, I need his phones all these days. And I need the old one. And then like, Luke's got to dig through like a barrel of. Dude. That fucking nightmare for him. Dude. He didn't just for him. He's the other dude. Two years ago, he's like, I'm finally completely up. I'm completely. My whole system is USBC. Yes. Which is, I mean. This guy came in, brother. I'm not even joking around. Yeah. I came in with the quarter, with the, with the quarter and headphones the other day. Like the round plug plugged into one of the, what a thing. A dongle or what are those things? Oh, no. It's not my mom would do. It's an adapter. (laughing) - Steve Jobs gave it to him. - Listen, 'cause we both have buckets full of useless cables. - We used to have that. - That's hell. - But the cable boxes didn't give you so much of that. - Why don't you update? - Why don't you update to the newsroom though? - I don't know. - Dude, he doesn't have time to learn to line up with it. - He picks two seconds. - Yeah, but then you gotta like re-put some stuff in there. - No, you really don't. - All the apps show up? - Yes, it migrates over. - You might never know. - I was not backed up. I'm out of space. - Oh, Jesus. - I'm not putting it out there. I don't know who's looking at that. See, this is also why you need the computer 'cause you need a home base. - For what? - For everything. - For the information? - 'Cause the phone can-- - The information is super-highway. - No. - The laptop serves as a central node for all of your other pieces of technology. - A mother shit. - So what you're telling me is the answer. - So you can lose your phone and back it up from your computer. - Yeah. - Never. - All of a sudden. - Your connection nuts, do you look at the phone? - The phone keys to the door. - You're out in the Amazon. - Listen. - If, can keys to the door, I don't know why I said that. - Listen, crazy. - If the, if the, if the alphabet boy's rolled in here right now, all I gotta do is destroy the phone. I'm not destroying the phone than the computer. - You think if you throw the phone off the side of the building that they're not gonna know what you're talking about? - If the alphabet boy's come in here, I promise they're here to help. (laughing) - It's the EMT. - Whatever you're going through, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Ain't them. (laughing) - Where am I at? - Come on Harry, you're taking a place nice and warm. (laughing) Do I need my phone? - No, no, no, no. - Did I get that dog catcher net? - It tin foil capes. - Oh, fair enough. - And I do have the laptop now. I could do all that. - Yeah, and get modernized. That's what my company needs. (laughing) (laughing) - Step into the 21st century. - Yeah, innovation. - Yes. - Synergy. - Synergy. - Nodes. - Vertical. - Immigration. - Horizontal. - Relaxing. - Which is what I'll be going right after this. - God. (laughing) - To relax. - So I can clear my mind for better ideas. - Well, yours would be H. Foley Inc. - Yeah. - Okay, thanks for rolling with that. (laughing) - Do you ever write something down and lose it? - Yeah, all the time. - Unacceptable. - Very true. - Most of the stuff I write down is gibberish. - It's just unacceptable. - Like that of that. - In this day and age. - And this day and age to lose a piece of information is just. - Well, disgusting. - That's never gonna happen with your Andy's iPad. - It's not, yeah. - That's right. - Here's what I feel about that. - I got that, I got whatever I put into that iPad, spread across three or four other devices. - Hmm. - As soon as I modify that, - So that hand turkey you don't get on the way here? - It will live forever. (laughing) - I respect that, but the way I look at the artistic process is so shut the fuck up. - This is not right new jokes for 13 years. - Well, here's the thing. I have written jokes, but I lose those pieces of paper. And I think that's the universe telling me, hey, maybe those ideas weren't good enough. I think you're supposed to lose some of that stuff. Didn't somebody lose a whole book and have to rewrite it? Like Hemingway or somebody? TSA threw it out? (laughing) - Sir, this is pornographic. - It was something like that. - Dude, they still got the Vinci's doodlings. - I'm not saying that. I'm saying there were some artists who wrote a whole book, lost it, cranked that another one, "When a Pulitzer's Prize." - A Pulitzer's Prize. (laughing) - Boom, you got it. - Some of the other day coming at two, it's not, I thought it was pre-Madonna. I'm acting like a pre-Madonna. - Me too. - It's pre-Madonna? - It's pre-Madonna. - Although, it's one, not before Madonna. - What? - Yes. - Yes, it's the Prima. It's the Prima, instead of the Prima-Madonna. - So I'm like, say, good no. - I said, I thought it was Prima-Madonna too, until you just said that. - Cup some real porn. - For a very long time, I still pronounce it this way, and I say, I've been called out a couple of times. I say, lab top. - Yeah. - Because in my head, it was scientists on a lab. - Yes. - That's his music computer. - Yes. - At the time, it was like fucking cutting edge technology. - Yes, the laptop. - This is fresh out of the lab, dude. - Now we got six gen fighters out there. - And it's like I never saw someone working on their laptop on their lap. - It's too big. - No. - It's hot. - I still have to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to. - No, I just aren't. - I had one. While I first went to New York, I had a laptop. Me and my buddy, - Those weren't laptop. - We smoked in my- - They were. - They were, oh bull, black golf units. - That was on a laptop. - But we smoked in this apartment for like three, four years. 'Cause my thing would be homin', 'cause it was the intake was taken in stone. - Oh, yeah. - And it was like an old-tone sheep. - I took it in to get fixed. The guy's like, what the fuck? Did you get this on a fire? - The computer's got smokers along. - It was like it. - It was all torn. - And shit on the inside. - It's like a long, you got to clean it with isopropyl alcohol. - Hey man, this laptop is a bad cough. How do we, dude? - I remember I had a, I had a Dale in college that I pissed on. - What? You said a Dale? - A Dale. - Oh, he's telling you he's a Dale. - A Dale. - A Dale. - And then-- - Also, you're skippin' by that he pissed on. (laughing) - Why'd you pee on it? - Thought it was the toilet. - I was drinking, I thought it was a toilet. - There's a blackout. - I thought it was a toilet. I used to piss on electronics when I had blacked out. And something had made me think they were toilets. - Wow. - What do you think stationery? - That's subconscious. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Piss on an Xbox. - I don't think it's conscious. - That's something that is subconscious. Not liking technology. Wanting to pull back and relax. And paint more. - Even that. - Yeah, I was like a lunatic. - I was blacked out if they're fucking on the computer, I guess I could have been. - Yeah, dude. Rosie's penny pitcher is back in the day. - I'm down to cabinets on Wednesday. It's 50 cent. You cool? It's all night long. - Dude, dude. - That was a cabinet all by the cabinet all day. - Dude, cabinet all day. - We shut your brain off. Dude, it was $5 cover, 50 cent drink or quarter drinks? - Yeah. - 50 cent mixed drinks. - Oh, dude. - That's crazy. - You goin' with five bucks and we would just black out on the Wednesday. - Dude, we were talkin' together. I was talkin' with my buddies the other day. And they were fuckin' rememberin' one of my buddies. - You were a Drexel, right? - Yeah. One of my buddies was rigged. - Rigged the Kavanaugh's raffle to win the happy hours. - The cooler that could drive. - Was he the mayor? - He did. - He did. - He did. - Was he the Thanksgiving day parade? - How did you rigged the raffle? - You just got a drink there every day for a couple hours. - Well, that's not riggin' it. - Yes, it is. - No, that's drinkin' everything. - But then you talk to the people who run the raffle and you rig it. - Oh, I got ya. - Like, hey, let me win. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, sorry. I mean, I don't think it's just like a fuckin' price car. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, there was just some guy be like, "Yeah, give me 20 bucks." And you can win it. - Okay. - I thought there was some type of tampering with the canicle equipment they had to know when I hear what I can. - Oh, at Kavanaugh's? The place with fuckin' nickel drink. You thought they had a huge-- - I thought they were all so their secondary industry. - I thought there was giveaways. - I thought there was a wheel or something that was involved. - How you gonna fake that? (laughing) - What? A wheel? - I just fuckin' bit the mic. - That's the worst. - That's the worst. - Fuckin' A. - The one other thing. - Rosie's case. - Where was Rosie's? - I don't know if I ever did Rosie's. - It was on 23rd and Walnut. - Oh, no. - And they had five to seven was penny pitchers. - Was that where six used to run that show? And I was the Roosevelt or something. - Yeah, the Roosevelt. - Yeah. - It was also like penny pitchers or something. - Yeah, penny pitchers, five to seven, then drinkers, seven to nine was-- - Drinkers, no chain? - Near no chain. - Down stairs. - Yeah, yes. - Drinkers was-- - There's filly spots for you folks out there. - Was-- - Alley in the New York. - It was five dollar pitchers, I think, from seven to nine. - That sounds about right. - That's a back to back, dude. - Yeah. - Thursday night, you'd be in bed by 9/30, tucked. (laughing) - Tucked in, fuck. - Pissing on your back. - Just in time to wake up and peel your ECR. And ruin your soprano's DVDs. - You'd be in bed by nine. - All right, all right. - Throwin' up by nine. - Never tell you that, sir. In Westville, my whole fucking house got robbed. They stole literally everything. But I had like four or five hundred DVDs that I just, I would go to Walmart and just buy all the bargain bin DVDs. And they stole literally every single DVD from an entire rack, except the Seinfeld box set. - Nice. - They robbed the entire, the TV laptops, every piece of electronics and the whole thing. Every DVD, it was, that's why. - The text was on the case, probably could've used that information for something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, Nero's it down. - Yeah, yeah. - It wasn't a Jewish guy. - Also, what a, what a hilarious prank to blow. - That's very funny. - I wonder if they were talking to me. We're gonna leave one just to make them think about it for the most part of my life. Just be like, fuck that show. In the middle of crime, it's awesome. - You had something else I thought you said you wanted to get into? - Yes, we wanted to ask him about his day to day. - Ah, yes. - My day to day? - Yeah, what's your? (laughing) - It's scared for a second. (laughing) Just trying to put some days together here. - Just string these, string along a couple of things. Get a couple of things together. - Oh, you're, well, you're, you're, you're moving back from the, you're on the East Coast for, for filming and everything. And you're moving back to Austin tomorrow. - Yep. - What, when you settle back down in Austin, what is that day to day looking like in the house? You waking up, you're working out, you're cooking? - Yeah, I think I'm gonna start. - 'Cause I know you guys down there like an alcoholic beverage from time to time. - Yeah, dude, yeah, I don't know. We're gonna see. I'm gonna try that. (laughing) - Sounds like something. But my buddy moved down there, I don't know, maybe a year ago. And it was just like text me like, I saw a conner at Oceanigins or whatever. You guys are just, I'm like, well, you guys seem to be both of you. Hey, y'all, he's also trying to say like, you have a drink, you problem? Well, you seem to see him three times a week, I love that as well. He's got to slow down a little bit, huh? Dude, yeah, I was boozing a lot, but I'm going to try not to. I'm going to, I want to drink. Do you drink last night? No. I haven't drank in a week. It was easter. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get back to Texas with a head of steam. Just a crotch right all over. Cut the break line dog. Hey, head of steam. You need a low tolerance. Dude, I don't know, I don't know how to not, I don't know how to not drink. I don't know, I like the moment I'm like, no, I'm not drinking at night and someone's like, ah, I'm like, all right, fuck it, just let's get fucked up. I don't know how to get past that moment. No, it's very well, my friend because I have no reason not to get up in the morning. No, you don't have to get up in the morning. Yeah, I thought you said you have to get up in the morning. I was like, yeah, this is not going to work after. Yeah. What's your scale? You're in the baby. Well, the baby wasn't sleeping, so I wasn't, dude, I fucking like seven months, not boozing at all. Yeah. Feeling great. Yeah. You know, physically better. Seven months you didn't drink? I mean, not like I'd normally, like on the road I would, but just because, yeah, I mean, yeah, not, not drinking, but like not drinking like I do, you know what I mean? Because I was, you know, the night you be getting up like fucking four or five times, it's just brutal. You can't. And then even if I would, you're so stressed, dude, you fucking, you've, yeah, you would like, I'd like to wake up at an, or I have to do the morning and you're like, all this, you're hungover and you're like, this just fucking sucks. Yeah. But he started sleeping through the night and I immediately became an alcoholic again. Like, I like, just right back, I drank like four days last week. Didn't I? What a good feeling. It feels pretty good. I was literally like drunk at the cell. I'm like, this is who I am. This is who I believe. But also too, you went through that stuff. You went through that stuff. Yeah. Just swirling around. You want top of a building? Stand that over. Don't do it, man. That's that wrap around shot. Christopher Nolan doesn't. I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gagging a bit. I'm not the hero you want, but the hero you need. Yeah. So I, that, getting back into that, I've been drinking more than I, than I was previously allowed, like, you know, had the time to and I got to be honest, it really is. It's good. It's just such a, I've been such a, it's just such a part of my life. My family's like, oh, dude, it's, it's also just like watching a movie like that that with the, I'm sure when the kid goes to bed, I don't drink at the house though. I never have never been that guy. Oh, really? No. A little bit. Oh, it's nice. You've been that kind a little bit. That's not a cocktail at the house. Had a beer at the house. You haven't fucked up at the house. If like someone's over, but you're out, you're out boozing and feeling pretty good about that's nice. You're great about it. Yeah, yeah. You guys want to get out of here? I don't know what the fuck we keep talking about. Not me. Not you. It's good even though. Sharp. Focused. Synergy. Vertical migration. H. Folly Inc. is looking for investors if anybody's out there. I would take a, a pitch, my buttons keep popping open. That won't be in the pitch. Kind of bad. Hey, some pitch you're sure. Is day-to-day. Day-to-day. I don't know. I fantasize about being on like a, a tight schedule, you know what I mean? You know, I mean, waking up, waking up doing this, doing that, doing that, like, actually growing, you know, as a person, but- Are you doing breakfast at the house? I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to start cooking meals, you know? This guy, this is a guy who heard stuff- This is what I'm, I was trying to start cooking meals. This is what I'm saying, but then I start going like the business can't afford to have me down. No. Cook. Cook. Eat the free yourself up. Yeah, we got to- The Elon Musk is going to the grocery store doing his own cooking? No. He's in there. He's in there. He's in there for great ideas. I can't be bogged down. He's true. Yeah. You got to be out there thinking, creating. Dude, I had this, some guy who wants to know real or something that I saw was like being- It's real credible. Like, yeah. Somebody somewhere once said something that I, that makes me feel good. He was like, yeah, it's like having, like, he was like rich people get the time travel because they don't cook and they don't have to like do all this shit, all the shit gets done for, you know? They also- It's the guy who's saying I get three days. There's that guy. He's like six to, six to noon is day one, noon to six days or whatever. That guy's awesome. That's the kind of guy you need to follow. Every time I hear someone say he does more before 10 a.m. than most people get done, I was like, let me see. Let me see the fucking schedule. They do. They get a burly rich people. They get a real early in the morning. You know what I found? Rich people do. What? Rich people, the power from people, they get up and they dump all of their anxieties on the underlings. Are you powerful? I don't know if there's something you need to tell me. What's this? What they're at the house? Yeah. It's a trade I've noticed in extremely rich people is, and I've seen this in a couple different places where they'll still like live a normal, they'll still drink and do all that stuff, but they'll wake up and just send like 15 emails or texts. It's just stressing that everybody to fuck out and then afternoon when they hangover, hangover wears off. They check in. And they go, great work people, you did a good job. Take care of all of this. They look like they're doing business. Fuck I like that. Yeah, dude. I like to send all my anxieties out, take a nap, wake up and I'll be taking care of it. That's pretty sweet. Oh my god, I think I'm dying. I want to take a nap. Check that out for me. Huh. Okay. All right. It's really stumped. He got that one. It was basically. Yeah. No, he's like, that's what I would do. It was, yeah. He stumped me. Don't you kind of just text does that kind of what every interaction you have is? It's a wrap today. It's a brilliant strategy. They still look really, very true. I aspire to get it to stop napping too. That's dumb. I know. Not napping. No, I get it. This is the thing we were, this is this is the thing we were talking about the other day. Listen, I've heard, you got to earn it to me, you got to, I come from a, you got to earn a nap. But if you're tired, you're not going to be able to, to, to do anything. I would say if you got up and did stuff, you wouldn't be as sluggish around two thirty days. That's not, you got up and got the juices going, my juices are going, baby, they pushed the fucking sugar coma, I think, yeah, sugar, vegetable, go me, I'm, I'm on a dangerous, I'm on the, I'm on the precipice of getting into some real fucking really gay annoying self help shit. You know what I'm thinking? You know what I'm saying? Just like buying into all that stuff where it's like if you start, if you nap, then your body's going to prepare for a nap, yeah, and expect a nap. I mean, I don't think that's self help. I think it, yeah, I know. I just don't like saying stuff like that out loud. Well, you got to do is make your day into three days. Let me tell you how you do it. And I think if your body's telling me, here, keep the industries, I'm now, I'm not manipulating time. Listen, if your body's telling you it's tired, you need to, it's clever way to defend the nap to be like, I'm done with day one. Sure, let me get two hours to start day two. I turn, I tried that on site, you did up in the river. You should know. Yeah. You know who wouldn't know? The guy who robbed your house. I think if your body's telling you you need to sleep, you take a nap, I don't, I never nap person. Never. Not never. But what's the last thing we should be thinking about? Don't bring a Boston. Tampa. I mean, we were performing. I was at an anxiety the last time I saw you dooring the day, not in the office. You were an epic. I was still in the process of re-regulating my circadian rhythm. Yeah. All right. My rhythm's been fucking. It's got a little out of whack a few, a few weeks ago. Yeah. My sleep's been nuts, dude. I've been doing that thing. We're like, I'll wake up in the middle of the night and not know whether I was just sleeping or I've been awake the whole time. Hold on a second. Let's back that up. Say it again. I like that. I'll wake up in the middle of the night. I think, but then I won't be able to tell like whether I was just sleeping or not or whether I just-- We're up all night? You've been awake. I kind of know what you mean. You're like lying in bed. Yeah. I didn't really dream. I had like a bunch of weird-- Oh, sure. I was like thinking and then we got sloppy and now it's now back to-- Yes. I know exactly what you're talking about. That is so-- Was I asleep? Yes. That's what you're saying. Because the first thing you do is you go, oh, fuck. What the fuck time is it? You're like, it's three. Did I sleep? Is this okay? Yeah, with the lights on. No. No. And your shoes and jeans on. What the heck? My laptop was-- Was I the mole? Were you drinking that night? No. No, I think that's-- I'm with the problem. Yes, some-- Yeah. Okay, a couple of-- A couple of brown cocktails. They shut the machine down. I have that too, though, with my sleep being wang, it's like-- I don't think I've ever slept through the night. I don't think ever. What? No. Dude, I have been-- I have. But it's a rare. It's like shooting the moon. The one time I first started taking CBD. I don't know if it was like-- Seed-be-day. Seed-be-day. Seed-be-day. Seed-be-day. They're taking the CBD. The roll checked up on CBD. That's too many. One, two, man. I thought I pushed it. You still get everybody to give me the Curtis left? Thank you. I don't know if it was psychosomatic or water. I was just-- So anxious that that did take a little bit of the edge off and I was able to be like whoa But that was the first time I started sleeping through the night And I kind of want to go back. I kind of want to start to take him again Yeah, but my sleep is like dude up like an old fucking detect when you say sleeping through the night What do you mean? You're waking up? Oh, yeah, and you're waking up for extended periods of time some yeah, yeah Ten minutes ten minutes sometimes an hour. Yeah, do you like go back on your phone? Is he up that long if I know I'm gonna be up. I go I'm I just got to do this just cuz I'm laying here And it's not I'm not going down and run through the checklist Try to jack off Sure, see if that does it, you know Stir the tanks There's been times you're like I'm laying there to like I'm not gonna. I'm still start the car Get a cup of coffee I did that I did that the other night. Yeah, what start the car. Yeah, I went down to I like I couldn't sleep But I'm on all this is two nights ago. I couldn't sleep. I like I woke up same thing couldn't tell whether I actually slept or not But I was wide awake went down just pounded a bunch of spaghetti. I don't do that That was already made cold in the fridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't heat it up There's just there's a certain like great. It feels like medicinal because you're like a log, you know, you're like in it just click cold lasagna We've told us this the first episode. We have been Fascinated with it ever since and cold spaghetti But don't you leave it in the oven or something the lasagna in the oven? Don't you do something like that? I leave it in the fridge. No, but your mom when your mom makes it she leaves it in the oven like overnight or something Right? It was something about the oven. Yes, you make it the night before and then let it sit to congeal Yeah, does that with cake, too. Yeah, yeah Whole family But I had the cold got a system. I had the cold lasagna maybe Five weeks ago my sister-in-law who makes a bang in lasagna had brought some over for my mom and it was in the fridge It was cold and I was like, yeah, it's time to prove O'Connor's theory and I concur it's so fucking good. Yeah, you heated up, you know Well, that's as you're eating it. You're heating it. Oh, that's a weird way to put it Oh my god. That's so strange. Dude, it's your stomach is the micro We gotta wrap it up. This is fucking I'm never gonna look at you the same dude. I'm never gonna be able to eat again I'll be like you're heating it up That's I always fought people because they were like don't drink cold water, you know and it's like it's getting heated by the time It gets into the what do you mean you always fought people on that because I liked when I like you playing sports and stuff like that There'd be like you got to have a room temperature. Get the fuck out of here. I'm drinking warm temperature Gatorade and a little of a goddamn game. Fuck you. You gotta have ice cold ice cold and I'll heat it up There's no way when it gets to my stomach. Hey guys, I'm 98.6 and sometimes I run out That water's got to be least 45-46 degree body temps 100 Sending it down like a heat tube. I was like it's the same principle as an ice-luge just in reverse Yeah, you pour like warm vodka down an ice-luge very good cold by the time it gets to the bottom Isn't that happening with the cold water into my stomach? I don't hate it again coach. You know talking about that's pretty good Lazy-dovey Mr. Chrissal Connie crazy-dovey Mr. Chrissal Connie Okane Plug away buddy. Do you have any do you have any dates? Go to the worst website of all time a Chris O'Connor calm Everyone hates that it's A C H R I S O C O N N O R Everyone hates it never said it wants to someone to have them go. That's clever. Why you change it? That sounds like a Chris O'Connor Yeah, like you're Everyone was doing like you know, they're like Gmail accounts and shit would be like Chris O'Connor 75 or something like that So it's like no, I'm just a like I'm one of Many just another Chris. I remember I remember having this conversation with them at the Ravenloom I know over like I think the Pac-Man machine And it's like sort of got like right in the the first part of the back bar like downstairs That's crazy and he's going like where you were gonna start the email. Well, I just I did it. Wow He's like yeah, I'm just all Chris O'Connor. I was like yeah, whatever dude Are you a microwave because you're freaking me out? That's how long we've been fucking boys. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah Shit. Yeah, well still stinks But yeah, I'm going on tour. I'm going to Many places I possibly can gonna be in Alabama. When does this come out? Probably the next week. Yeah This weekend and then I'm going to Tampa, Arizona. I'm going to Baltimore There you go. I'm going to very lucky Seattle Portland. He's working baby. Working. The road really hit the road I'm going. Yeah, everywhere I possibly can I like that. So Keep a lookout for that. Please come. Don't be fun. Love it. Yeah, listen to stuff Island. Yeah stuff Island watch out for tires Yeah, tires coming out sometime in the I assume late summer early fall very very cool depending on how quickly They can turn that thing around love it. Yeah, Kibi. What do you got for him guys? We're on the road right now Get your tickets to the Netflix's joke festival out there. We're at that Seventh I'm going to be that Hollywood improv. Let's go May 7th go see him and then May 9th come see the boys We love you and we'll see you out there. Love you. We'll see you next week. Peace