Lord of the Mosquitos | Son of a Boy Dad #419

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Francis and I would love to hear about it, not to speak for you. Please. Yeah. Now, I mean, it was, I mean, look, the biggest thing was the hike. The hike, the hike was devastatingly long, five miles uphill the whole way. Joe Ruby did not mention that once. So the guy Joe, Bo's friend from Birmingham is the one that like recommended all this stuff. The guy who was a son of a boy dead. He like they met each other through son of a boy dead through the meetup group. So he was like, he gave us all these spots to go to Bo never told us that when they went and did this hike, they just brought their fishing rods. They went one day back and forth. We brought everything that we own. It was like people were like laying down on the trail like gas like camp walk. Not me. The other guys and they're in better shape than I am. It was, I mean, so we hike five miles. It's horse shit the entire way, five miles of horse shit because they walk horse shit. Literal horse shit. Literal horse shit. Oh, literal horse shit. So you're just stepping in just, just it's going all over the shoes, everything. Over you rocking those, no, I wore my hiking, my hiking shoes and then the ones I gave back to you. Yes. Good. Yeah. I needed those. And then we get to the campsite, no, no shade, just, I mean, like if you were sitting, like if you decided to go camping on a high school turf, that's what it was the equivalent to, like just sitting there, like you, like you genuinely felt like hopeless sitting there just being like, bro, like, am I going to die here? Like are we going to die out here because a little bit of shade in that oppressive of sun feels like you've jumped in a pool. It's a, it's a 20 degree temperature difference. Yeah. This was, we were in the, in a meadow in a thousand feet altitude, the sun just raining down. To the sun with every, with all of its strength doesn't feel like this year that like they added a little something to the sun, it's worse than it's ever been, like they've, they've taken something off of some protection off of the earth and, and the sun is hotter than it's ever been. Dude, I just saw that clip we posted of the, of us talking about chase, you and me, nobody told me my face was the color of a dog pin. I am fluorescent red. Why did you warn me? I didn't know it. It looked like I'm holding my breath. I didn't notice. I will say it does feel a little better in here today. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It's nightmare in here. It's what just feels better than the outdoors because like it's soup outside. Yeah, it's bad. It's thick as hell outside. It's real bad. Your face is a bit red today if you're asking for us to tell you that type of thing. I run Rosie, but I shouldn't look like, like, you don't look top sign, you look normal. Yeah. Yeah. You look like typical Rosie. Nothing crazy. It's like a couple. Looked like the new shoes Kevin Durant just came out with. Very red, but also the sun is just, it's been nasty. In New York, it's been nasty. It's bad. Everywhere. And I'm sure that in the no sun Montana heat, it was nasty. It was bad. It was bad. I look like Bono's campaigned and world hunger. Yeah. It looked like a Taylor Swift double color red. Can you continue your story? Why were there no glens of trees that you could like found shelter in? Not really. So there was the only other people that were camping out there were people that had horses, and they had like horse camps. So they were up on this like, up on this big hill that kind of like overlooked where we were camping, but there was a lot of them. And a lot of them were a part of like they were staying at a ranch and they were on like a guided trip down there. And so we didn't really want to sleep up there. They had a little bit more shade than we did, but the whole thing was like where we were, it was just meadows. Like that's just what the terrain was. So they're just naturally wasn't really really like we were looking around like where else can we camp and there really wasn't any options. So then it was like we get to the camp after the hike. I think the hike there took us four and a half hours. And then we're like sitting down trying to like rest. We don't have any real food. We only brought dehydrated food with us. So we can't even eat anything right now. And we want to set up like the jet boil. Why do you call it dehydrated food? Because that's what it is like space food. I thought you meant just like dried fruit. No, no, it's like vacuum seal. Oh, forgive me. I'm sorry. They're good, but they're fake food, you're like boiling water into it. Okay. I didn't understand. I mean the source, like the pills that you put in a basket has a little kid and they're like growing to hold on to a sponge. Yeah, yeah. It's exactly that. You put in a grain, water, and it becomes a steak. Yeah, yeah. It's actually like at the end of a day, it's fucking incredible. The food. You just said it was not good. No, it's it. Well, it's not good. Like it's fake food. It's like it's like 2000 milligrams of sodium in it. Oh, yeah. So it's like not great for you, but you know, when you have anything all day, it's great. Yeah, we had some. What do we have? Beef something. Are they like meals ready to eat? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. So it's pretty good. But I don't realize you were a service member. Yes. Thank you. Salute brother. Thank you. I mean, that's what it felt like when we were like the hike, but we were like row like I'm not I was like, I'm not in the military, dude. Like this is fucking insane that we're doing this to catch like six inch trout. Why? Fucking retarded, but you know, you want to keep a pot like first day of the trip. You can't already be going there, you know, your mind's there. Your mind's already that is a shocking level of optimism from you. I would have thought you have to stay optimistic coming in. You were already. Well, the thing was is like, and we talked about it eventually was like they started getting very negative. And I was like, you guys got to be the pause like I get negative quick. You guys can't be getting negative. Plus this trip is over like this is done, so we we fish for like an hour and a half that night. Everyone is just so fucking gassed. Get back to the camp. It's still a thousand degrees. So on starts going down, we start feeling we did a little night fishing, felt a little better. It got, I mean, so it was probably 95 degrees sitting in the meadow. That night, it must have gotten down to 15 degrees. You guys are getting in one sleeping bag for body warm. The temperature change was like I've never seen anything like it. Like in the full mummy sleeping bag, everything I have on just shivering like through the night. That's what the most dangerous game show was like every single night. It's because when there's, when you're out in like no snow shade or like you're just out in like a desert pretty much. We were also filming in April. Yeah, no, that's fucking wasn't warm enough. Yeah, not even climbing. And that's yeah. June's not warm enough. Right, you're literally in the hottest time of the year in a hot place. And it's still not warm enough. It's still imagine April. Well, you guys were on like in like a cot. Yeah, that was a nightmare. I remember in I they had these sleeping beds on cats. And I got into mine and found immediately like three or four dirty Q tips inside the sleeping bag. I was like, they didn't even turn it inside out and shake it. That's nasty. Yeah. So that might be one of the worst things that you could find. Condoms are worse use condoms use condoms, tampons, tampons, condoms, high, uh, definitely the worst needles would be bad. But then it but then it's needles is like you might be in some units of that though. You know, workers comp from who bar store from the end of sleeping bag. It has needles in it. I'm taking this place to the ground. No one checked for needles in my sleeping bag. It's as bad as it gets. I remember, uh, Grace O'Malley and Rudy were like sharing a sleeping bag for warmth just to just to try and cuddle. Really? I don't know if that's true. It's definitely not going to go into my life. I'm a princess. Well, help me out here. I was trying to fucking put some on people's ass. Then no, yeah, we didn't we didn't have to share any any bags. Luckily, we've all got a 35 degree bags. So we were we were okay. It's 35 degree bags. I don't really. It's supposed to be like the tempo like the angle like the temperature. We were like saying we were like, so what happens if it goes below 35? Like it just the whole thing just just gets destroyed. Yeah, you just wake up frozen solid. I mean, even if it's like 50, that's like pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, what a terrible name for a product. What? 35 degree bags. Yeah, now for a few reasons. One, are they saying that if it were to keep the inside of the bag at 35 degrees, you're frozen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a refrigerator. If it's these bags work all the way down to 35 degrees, I must be like the recommended temperature range. That's not a range. No, it's not one degree of range, but like anything above and try not to get below 35. But then you can't try. Like, what do you mean try not to like blow on it? Well, they're I guess they're saying like if it's going to be, you know, if you're hiking Everest, get a warmer bag. Yeah, get two of them. Yeah, because I compounded down to a pound to zero. Zero degree bag. Yeah, that is where they like these. They look pretty sleek though. My like, we all have like the mummy one, like the one on the left. Oh, 140 bucks. That's expensive. What color? Oh, they're very pricey, but they're nice. Like, I'll have my bag forever. It's a North Face one. Now, could you tug off in there? Or is it too restrictive? No, you could tug if you want to easily plenty of access. Could you use a Q tip in there? Definitely. You could use a Q tip. Perfect. So it has everything. It has everything. It's got pockets, you know, for your Q tips. Yeah, throw all your shit in there because it's going to get you like the problem is it's the rolling over is tough. Like you'll wake up in your corkscrew. You're twisted up. No, so that is a shitty feeling. Damn. So you went out and the next day you were able to catch some fish the size of index cards. No, so that we know. So the next day, we woke up at I think six a.m. I got out of the 10, I think at 545. And we were like, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Did you stop? Did you roll one up? First started you immediately. No, we didn't even blow it down. I didn't even blow one down first. It must have been bad. It was bad. And we did the hike back in two hours. And we didn't realize we were on the way back. We realized we were like, so this was it was uphill literally the entire way. Like the whole way there. That's brutal. Oh, told us on the way. The whole like he's like it because he's a salesman. He sells you. He told me he was like, it's flat the whole way. It's flat. He's like Joe did. Like Joe Erby did. He said it's flat the whole way. Why are you saying this last? Joe Erby. Because that's what he goes by. That's what bow refers to a man. Joe Erby. That's like one of my experiences. Damn glad to meet you. He's a great guy. I mean, I'm a great guy. Sounds like someone you went to school with. Yeah. Well, I didn't know no Joe Erby's where I'm from. Well, Joe Erby. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, he was not flat. I don't know what world anyone would consider that flat. Well, why didn't you guys take the high ground where the horses were where they were on the lookout for engines? Well, I feel like having a little bit of shade and sleeping at on a 35 degrees would have made your. I completely agree. I was wondering the same thing. It sounded like given that they were the people staying at the ranch who took the horses, which obviously would have been much more expensive. Yeah. That you guys thought they were too good for you. It was like they were a little bit of like in a in a glamping situation, you know, and we didn't really want a glamp. No glamping. We definitely glamped after this. What did it turn into next? So then the hike back, it was like operation, save the trip. Like we were all saying, like it's a today's save the trip day. And what were your like methods for that? Obviously, blow it down. Blow it down, of course. But the biggest thing was get back quick, because we didn't want to burn a whole day doing the same hike again that we already know sucks. Like we wanted to get back to the car, get to the next fishing spot. So we and we like we went to Jackson. We got some food watched. We watched the Belgium game. Actually, I just got there like just in time for the game. I think like right when I started paying attention was when it was about to go to overtime. And then they were lost. So and I just explained to them, I was like, yeah, so Belgium wins. I'll get I'll make a pretty good amount of money. And they were like, no way. Like you just get that from working at bar. So I was like, yeah, it's pretty cool. Huh. And then Belgium lost seconds later. We would have needed for them to win the next game. And then the finals. Yeah. Yeah. But the way we were getting there. And the way that Spain smacked around France. Yeah. Like that's that's us. Yeah. That they showed for the team. We chose the right team. Yeah. We did. What was the what was left available? We we chose the team that went the farthest. Yeah. So that sucked. That's that's definitely. Switzerland after us. I feel like Switzerland and Morocco were both after us. And maybe they went equally far. Switzerland and Morocco were all still there. They may have gone just as far but their games were earlier. Yeah. France beat Morocco. And I mean to nothing to nil them. Yeah. Yeah. We were rooting for Belgium the whole time, especially against us. We were the we were we were on our burners be like, Balrogenship is suspended for life. Yeah. That would it. So you watched the game with them in Jackson. You hit the pubs key. Yeah. We hit a little pubs key. Watched a couple watched the game. And then we went back and when we got out to our next fishing spot, which was nice because it had phone service. So that was cool. And that spot we knew was going to be more challenging, very wide, deep. The camping spot there was pretty tough. That was the first day was the most mosquitoes I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't you can't really see like it doesn't really do it justice, but you can kind of see like the hand. Yeah. That's oh my god. Like where they're like like you should have seen them when they had some juice in them. So that looks like a pox. Yeah. It was that looks like the peterisys rosaceous back. And your knee your left knee too. It looks like like you got some on the inside the inside. Yeah. Yeah. There's both bites. Yeah. It's everywhere. My entire body is covered. And do they just don't like nothing works. Like we had 40% deep spray. And we had the deep woods off spray. And you would be like in a swarm of thousands of that it was like the craziest thing was the first day we went to the fishing spot where the bugs are it's like nothing I've ever seen like like it's like Alaska like thousands just like all over you like you're you're going nuts. And we get in the car we drive to the campsite the mosquitoes are following the car. They're like hammering against the windows as we're driving down the street. Bro they were trying it was like World War Z when they're like when they're with the people are like clawing at the at that windows. It's like red that or it's like like a zombie movie where they're like yeah that was literally like that. And it was it was we get out of the car. They're steady. They followed us to the campsite. They're everywhere. And then we had to drive away. They followed us. And then we like went to like a main road where we got we lost them. We went back to the campsite. It's like when there's like a fighter pilot like tailing. Yeah. And you're like I can't check them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I've never seen I've never seen anything like that in my life. So that was kind of That sounds awful. That was a blow. That was a tough blow. I'm trying to go go to bed that night. But, so I mean. - Wait, was your tent not sealed off? - No, no, the tent was sealed off, but we had to cook dinner and everything like that. So once we got the fire going, it helped a lot, but before that it was fucking brutal. - Yeah. - And we went to the gas station and asked, and they were just like, yeah, that's just how it is. That's just what it's like out here. - This makes me, my skin crawl, just hearing you talk about it. - Yeah, that sounds so bad. - The only thing that kind of worked is when you combined the two bug sprays. So you hit yourself with a full 40% deep, and then you hit yourself with the off. - You should have brought a gigantic portable fan. - Yeah, now. - The fans creating wind helps. - That's why we hit the main road to drive faster, to get them off of the car. - But they're like hanging on like when a plane is leaving. - Yeah. And the rappers, yeah, yeah. - When they pulled the troops, it was just like a mosquito when your wheel fell, like hanging on for your life. - Bro, we were like, I mean, it honestly kind of fucked me up to the point of like when we were in the motel the last night, I was like, I swear to God, I was like seeing mosquitoes. Like out of the corner of my eye. And I was like, some one of them got in and somehow. - Oh, there's nothing worse than hearing that little, that wine and night when it's dark. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause then you wake up and you're just covered. - Yeah, it's terrible. - There in the tent. - Or like God forbid, you try to like scroll your phone right before bed. - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause that light is the most attractive thing to me. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, it was pretty brutal. But the overall phishing was slow. It was the slowest it's ever been for us. - I thought you were gonna say like a silver lining. - No, no, that was the worst part about it. (laughing) - The fit and so like second to last day was like, we broke full blow out yelling. (laughing) - Who was yelling? - I was like, good to see you. - Everyone was yelling. (laughing) - The second to last day. - Is three of you? - Yeah, it was three. I mean, it was me and Bo, mostly Matt, Matt kind of keeps more of a neutral stance. But you know, bro, we had, it was a second to last day. We had barely fished. The whole time we have been hiking or figuring out the mosquitoes or like trying to find somewhere with public access to go fishing 'cause everything's private out there. Especially like, the biggest thing was usually we go fishing in northern Wyoming, which is like the middle of nowhere. There's probably like 10,000 people live on that whole section of the state. Jackson is busy. And it's definitely way more pressured to the fishing. Like there's way more people that are going out there to fish. - Good fishermen too. - Good fishermen. The camp spot that we were at, six boats pulled up and loaded in with like five people per boat. - We were fishing behind them the whole time. - I hear that one of the moves for the really talented fisherman is they actually have this spray that attracts mosquitoes and they'll put it on your car so that they're trying to send you out of there. - Right, I mean, that's definitely what it felt like. It felt like we were getting ran out. - They cover a car and jam. - Yeah. - So all the bugs from the area just swarmed to it? - Yeah, I mean, it really did feel like that. But yeah, the fishing was pretty slow. I didn't get really any good fish except for maybe the first day. - What was it? - I caught a couple of cutthroat trout at the first spot that we went to. The first spot we were catching like white fish, which is like just crushing. It's a hike five miles and catch fish that you could catch in fucking the Delaware. It's like actual trash fish. They people just kill them. Like they're just a devastating fish. - We've got some throat though. - I caught a couple of cutthroat. Nothing big. - Can we see the flick of them? - They really, like bro. - You took the picture. - I caught it. - I caught a cutthroat the first day that was probably like 13 to 14 inches and I didn't take a photo of it because I was like every time we go on one of these trips, I take photos of all the first fish that I catch and then I end up deleting them because they're like the smallest fish that I have photos of. I was the biggest fish I caught the entire trip and I'd go and have a photo of it. 'Cause I was like, I'm holding out for, I remember looking at Bo as we're unhooking it and being like, I'm holding out for, like that's not what I'm looking for. - Yeah, I only have four million more photos I can take on my phone. - Yeah, the leading picture is crazy too. - There's only space. - I mean bro, like the fish that, well I'll get, so the last spot that we went to, the fishing trip, the last river we were at, Matt ended up getting a massive, massive brown trout. - Cool. - It was really cool. - That's Matt and-- - That's my guy, Matt. - Yeah, that was kind of like the, that was kind of the savior to the trip. - Yeah. - Like, if we didn't catch that, I think everyone would agree that this trip was a complete disaster. - Can we capture that one? - Yeah, yeah, thank you. - This is a beautiful, beautiful bird. - I wonder if it's bigger than the ones I caught in it. - It is. - This is the biggest-- - I doubt it is. - I promise you it's not. - Might know, it's not. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, of course. - Just kind of-- - I promise it. - It is. - It's my dream content. - Mine took up half the storage on my phone. - This was the biggest fish that I've ever-- - You were the shooter in Panorama. (laughing) - This was the biggest fish that I've ever, any of us have ever caught, me, Matt, or Bo. - No way. - Yeah, so that was pretty cool. And we knew that's what it was gonna be like going into it. Like, we knew that this river was, like, they was described to us as like very technical fishing. And like, you're not gonna catch a lot of fish, but if you do catch a fish, it will be a massive brown trout, which we got. So that was pretty, that definitely, that was the trip savior. - So God is good. - God is good, obviously, you know, I would have liked to be the one that caught that fish. - Yeah, of course. It probably made you sick that your brother caught one and you didn't-- - It was a little sickening, but then, like, you know, as the trip goes on, you're more just like, really, well, fucking, thank God someone got one. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Oh, yeah, that's about the size of mine. - It's like bending in the middle. - Yeah, it's bigger. - No, Ron, you can tell, like, they know the tricks of the photos. - No, it's definitely bigger. - It's close. - I think it is. - It is. - No, I don't think it is. - Let me see, I'll be able to tell immediately. - See, look how close you're holding it to the camera. - That's a live photo. - Is Francis's live? - No, it's not live. - That's the one on the left is bigger, for sure. - Let me see the Peter's one. - I mean, that's a whale. - Well, Peter's also has really small hands. - He has huge hands. - Not really. - You're just-- - The fingers are thin. Francis' fingers are garthsome. - Yeah, I do. - I do. - I work out my fingers. - I mean, Francis, don't get me wrong. If I caught that fish in this trip, I would be talking about a non-stop, but I think Matt's is definitely bigger. - It's close. - It's really close. - I can get more photos of it, too. That's the only photo I've got. All right, let's get the phone back, seeing a lot of way too much movement on that thing. I went one left and one right, 'cause I thought there'd be more photos of the photo thing. - The spotting on this is really beautiful. - Yeah, it's absolutely beautiful. - Yeah, but that's a stock's trout, right? - No. - Of those are wild? - No. - They had a helicopter over that river that was fucking whipping them out with a propeller. I saw it. Can you send both of those pictures over to Sean? - Yeah. - To get Matt's face out of that. - I think I'm gonna actually seed defeat. I think that Peter's as fish is bigger. - Those spots are pretty sick, aren't they? - Spots are beautiful. - So that was pretty cool. I mean, we've all, the whole time, we-- - Those are our cancer, but those are bad. - I think this is the fourth year we've done this trip, and that's kind of been the goal every year is to try to catch like, not unless you ever got one of those big browns. - One club, big club, yeah. I think that was pretty cool. And also, it was cool 'cause Matt's been fishing more than any of us. And he's, I don't think he would mind us and be saying it, typically he's the worst out of all of us. So it was pretty cool for him to, you know, get fish of the trip. - Wow. - 'Cause my first year without fish of the trip, so it stings a little bit, but I'm glad to pass the torch to Matt. (laughing) - It was gonna be anyone, happy as one of this. - That was going for that a year. 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Along the way, they cross paths with movie stars, dodge bodyguards, outrun Italian assassins, and chase every lead that might bring them one step closer to the elusive ham packed with outrageous characters and unexpected twists, non-stop laughs. Gail Dottry and the celebrity sex past is a comedy adventure of the summer, nice. Gail Dottry and the celebrity sex past, now playing only in theaters from Sony Pictures Classics. - Wow, let me check that out. I have a question, Harry. - Yeah. - When you did all that hiking, did you have, did you suffer the ass chase? - The chase. - So I did. I didn't know until we got back the second day. - You didn't know that you're asked it? - I didn't really get it in the ass as much as I got it in the inner grove. - Oh, that's really bad. - And I got it. When I, you don't, it was one of those things where I didn't know and then when I saw it, I was like, "Yah!" Like, as soon as you see it, it's just stinging, you know? Like, it was, it was soon as I jumped up like a cartoon cat seeing a mouse. - Yeah, it was really tough. - Wait a minute. That to me means, and I'm, tell me if I'm wrong, that your underwear was probably wet. - It was, yeah, my underwear was definitely wet. - Why? - From walking through the river. - Without waiters on? - Yeah, no, you don't wear waiters when it's that hot. - Oh, you were dry. - Wet waiting? - Wet waiting. - These were like pants and boots. - Right. - 'Cause your pants dry within like two minutes after that. - Yeah, but if you've got a. - You've got to dry. - No, right. So, someone made this point to me. A lot of people reached out to me about your. - He as well. - Me as well. - And the thing that people really thought was happening is that you shave your ass. (laughing) And that the lack of hair, in which normally creates a nice, sort of safe buffer, you don't want that. - You're just pure skin on wet trout. - Yeah, no, I definitely don't shave my ass. - I think you do. - No, no, no, no. - And that's okay. - No, look, if I was shaving my ass, I would say that. - Oh, so you're having someone do it for you? (laughing) - You're waxing. - If I was shaving my ass, I would let you guys know, obviously that would be a large factor into the shave. - Well, let's put it this way. You need more hair. - Yeah, probably. - Because. - Maybe an ass transplant. - Yeah, yeah. - What about a turkey? - To get to some people get hair from their ass and put it on their head. You need to get hair from your head to put on your ass. - This is a fly home sitting on a donut. (laughing) - Just kneeling, facing the other way, the whole flight. - Yeah. - Like a girl who got a BBL. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Are you shaving his ass? - I think he's shaving. - Which is fine, just tell us. - It's okay, it's okay, dude. - It's probably impressive. It's probably hard to get around to. - It probably would help if I was shaving my ass. - But this stubble though, as it's growing in, you'd have to shave it a lot. - Yeah. - No, I mean, I have shaved my ass before. - Oh, there you go. - But not in over a decade. - Since you said that, it's clear that's what's going on. - No, 'cause I remember shaving my ass once in the stubble being like, oh my God. - You shaved your ass. - Yeah. - Why did you do that? - When I was younger, 'cause I had such bad swamp ass. (laughing) - I mean, I didn't really have a choice. - You thought that was the issue. - Yeah, I thought it would help. Didn't. (laughing) - And then it was, the stubble was like, the usual electric razor. - It's like if someone stuck Velcro in between your ass cheeks. (laughing) Yeah, of course I used an electric razor. - How the fuck in the lunatic? - Here, he's got a five o'clock shadow between his cheeks. (laughing) - It's so funny, like there's never been an idea that you thought was gonna work so well that could just like work so poorly. - You need three hands to do that. (laughing) You need to spread it apart with two hands. You need another one to take the razor down the center. So how can you do that alone without a magician's assistant? - I don't know, I don't remember. - Yeah, that's remember getting it done. (laughing) - I can't believe he shaved your ass hole. - Yeah. (laughing) - I mean, I'm talking more like, I was probably like 12, maybe 11. - No way, I can't have been that way. - No, I was definitely, no, it was probably 13, another thing about it. - No way you had that much hair on your ass hole with fucking 12, 11 or 13. It wasn't been older than that. - No, no, no. - It was enough. - So you were a Prokosh's ass hair grower. - Oh, big time. - Really? - Yeah. That's so interesting. That it came in first. (laughing) Before the head on my hair, before the hair on my head. - Yeah, you were a baby with a bald baby with a hair, yeah. - Just a full gouge. - Like a Turkish man. - You puberty came over you from back to front. - Yeah. - You know, you started in the back. - You watched over him, anything like it. We've never seen this before. - So like, as a net negative or positive, how would you grade this trip? 'Cause it seemed like there are tons of drawbacks. It seemed like almost like the first 90% of the story was terrible and one good thing happened to someone else. - Yeah, so that's the thing. It was obviously, I mean, look, it's always gonna be fun. You're always gonna have a blast, regardless of how the fishing is or how tired you are. But yeah, we had a great time. Maybe a little color on the argument you had. - The argument was about where we were fishing. It was like, we had just crossed. Essentially, we had just crossed the Hudson, like in water, like up to my neck, like just trying to get across to the other side. - Just holding your rifle over your head. - Yeah, cross the river. - Yeah, 'cause Bo and Matt claim that there's a river that we can wade on the other side of this bank. It's a marsh, there's no river, there's nothing. So we have to go right back through the ripping water that boats are going through. And then we get there and I'm like, we gotta just go to this spot. We get there's no, this is the fishing. That's what I said. This is the spot, there's no saving us, there's no hidden river that is really great that we don't know about. It's just this. Let's stop looking for something that's not here and let's just go fishing because-- - You're saying burden to hand. - Yeah, we've been out, we've barely fished. We're on like day five. Like what's just fish at this point. This is the full day of fishing. And they will Bo wanted to like drive like an hour somewhere to like see if maybe it's better. And I was like, I can't keep doing the maybe this. Maybe that, let's just fish. So that was the argument. And then Matt ended up catching the big fish. So it ended up working out. - So you were right. - Well, so then we ended up going to a flat. We ended up going back to Jackson on Sunday and like kind of like walking around the town. And we went to like a fly shop and the guy was like, you guys should have gone up to the exact area Bo was talking about. - Oh wow. - And he was like, it gets a lot easier to wait around there. So it's a little better. - So he was right. But well, Matt caught the fish, you know? Matt caught the big fish. It was, it were fun. It was, we were past it. - Did Bo catch any fish? - Yeah, well, I mean, we all caught fish. It was just like we didn't catch. - They were white fish. - No, we caught trout. They just like they weren't really worthy of photos. - How many fish did you catch total? - Probably like 10. - That's pretty good. - It's pretty bad. I think the, I think what, remember last time I came back, I think I said I caught 70. - Yeah, I mean, I caught, I think I caught like 12 or 13 in New Zealand in one day. - I'm a total beginner. - Yeah. I mean, it's just the plate. This place was just fished way harder than we were ready for. It was more on par with like fishing in Colorado, where it's like everything you have to assume that like your 30 people have already hit this spot today. - That's brutal. But it also seems like a good team building to get extra size with your boys. - Yeah, of course. I mean, look, we had a great time. We made a carne asada tacos. I mean, it was unbelievable. - How? - On the grill, there was a little outdoor, there was a fire pit with like a little thing. We got a skirt steak. - Do you have to marinate that to make a carne asada? - I don't know. - I don't know either. - It was fucking amazing. - Probably round. - You got to marinate it to make a carne asada? - I don't do any of that. - I think carne asada is actually the name of the marinade. - Oh, really? - I think asada is, yeah. - Asada. - Yeah. So for you to say carne asada. - Well, I guess it was just carne, then. - Without any whole marinade. - Whole meat asada. Oh, yeah. - You can absolutely make it without a liquid marinade. - That's not the question. Can you just look up what carne asada is? What is carne asada? - Oh, I believe carne is meat. - Yeah. - Grilled meat, it is a popular Mexican beef. That is marinated in citrus garlic and spices. - Oh, well, we did that. Now garlic though, but we did do citrus and spices. We just asked you if you marinated it and you said no. - Well, we didn't do like a full 24 hour marinade. - Oh. - How long was the marinade? - I don't know, maybe 30 minutes. (laughing) - And you did more of just a seasoning? (laughing) - I think that's fine. I think that's fine. You seasoned the meat. - Yeah, I mean, I don't really cook like that, but bow and mat, like love to cook. - Yeah. - They don't, it's kind of-- - That's a cook, right? He has that in his background, right? Wasn't you? - No, no. - A bow. - A bow. - Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll be ready to eat. And they're like, we have to toast the buns first. We have to toast the tortillas. - Yeah. - And I'm like, let's just eat. I'm fucking starving. I don't give a shit. - But it probably made a difference to have the tortillas. - The tortillas a little bit crispy. - It did, yeah, of course. - Probably locked in the flavor a little bit more. - Yeah. - So like that was probably, like those were like the highlights, like the fun parts. I mean, the fishing was obviously fun, but like, you know, the fire, the camping is always fun. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The camping is always fun. And then we went back to Jackson. And that was it. We took off. - Jackson's bustling. - Jackson is very busy. Yeah, every touristy. It's a lot more touristy than I would have thought. It's not even like they don't even really have like the local shops and stuff that you would expect. They have like, it's all like Lulu Lemon. like, is it like a one-road town? Is there like a big Main Street or is it like a pretty big square? Yeah, there's a big square in the middle around which are all some fancy shops. I mean, they sell fur coats. It's very, very interesting. It's on its way to an aspect. Yeah, that's exactly what I was comparing it to. What I was on the way there, I flew first class. And I remember seeing I remember getting off the plane and thinking, and I was like texting Bo and Matt and I was like, there's, I'm definitely the only person on this plane that's sleeping in the woods tonight. I got off, I was getting off the plane, I was looking around and I was like, oh, everyone, these are all, these are like billionaires. Like people that are just going there, just visiting their house for the weekend out there. How's the hotel night? Those people are flying private out there. There were a lot of private jets at the airport. It's pretty, pretty crazy. You got to walk on the tarmac. I like it. Yeah, it's cool. In the winter, they have that, they have that sort of arch made of sticks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or antlers or some other stuff. See that? Yeah, it's like right in the square. No, it was at the airport. Oh, they have one at the, they have one in the square too with the elk antlers. Interesting. Yeah. And you walk through it to come through to the airport. Maybe they're just moving it. Maybe they just move it around. Sounds like they might have too. Unless they have to. Could be that. We have to get to the bottom of this. Yeah. If anyone knows, if there are two elk antler marches, please reach out in the comments. But yeah, I mean, it was a solid trip. How was the hotel night? How was a hotel night? Was the worst night? Easily. Hotel night was like, I don't think possible. We did watch. Oh, look how dense that is. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. Look about, try the, try the one that's at the, at the airport. That's really dense too. It's got to be the same one. The same one. But, but I don't know if it was made of antlers, Wyoming, try Jackson airport arch. Yes, there are multiples. Wow. Multiple arches. We've solved it. We got it. We got down to the bottom. We were both right. We were. That's nice. It doesn't happen often. That's really nice. No one was wrong. I'm worried about that carne asada. That one's going to, that could come back to hot me. Whatever. Like who? The Mexicans aren't going to be mad at you. So anybody else is mad. It's true. It's true. Mexicans don't get mad. You guys watch Moneyball? We watched Moneyball, but I would never seen it. So that was fun. Were you like tipping your hand? We're like, oh, watch this part. Like he's about to go like this. No, no, but I was like, we were, I was pretty surprised that he had never seen it. Finishing some lines. Yeah, of course. We're going to recreate him. I was saying the song before we watched it. He was like, what's that song that you keep saying? And I was like, you just have to wait and see. Watch the way to the very end. I'm back around. He gets on base. Had a bird. Why do you like Kevin? You cool. I mean, that movie's unbelievable. You know what, I watched on the way there that I had never seen was John Wick. One amazing on or real. You got, you got some fun. I had seen the third one, weirdly in theaters. But I'd never seen the first one. And that was the second one I went by quick. Yeah, you're probably on the edge of your seat. Yeah. You know what I watched the curious case of Benjamin Button, which I hadn't seen in many years. I've never seen it. And I think that I was watching that because I recall being absolutely moved by the romance of it and the incredible cinematography and shots and stuff like that. And I thought I'd really like to feel something. Yeah, yeah. Didn't feel anything. No, you didn't even weep. I think, unfortunately, that the tough moments of my life have cauterized that part of my being, which feels things. Oh, really? And the romantic, like the the capacity for romance in me is dead. I think it's been burned out. You think maybe the fact that it was I used to watch like romcoms and just being like, oh my god. Yeah, romcoms are great. Love is everywhere. I'll find it. Surely I'll find it. I feel like I'm more watch romcoms for the calm rather than the rom. Now I'm like, what the there's no chance that would happen. Well, Benjamin Button is a pretty far out there. Look, looking for your focusing on the wrong aspect. Any signs of reality in it. Did you say you'd seen it? No, I've never seen it. Concept as the ages backwards. But there's this moment where Brad Pitt and I can't remember the actress's name. She's amazing. They finally are, they grow up together. And she's an old man as a child. And she's a child. And then finally they meet in the middle at the same age. And in that moment, they're both so beautiful. Because Brad Pitt, they are dressing him up and aging him for most of the movie. And then all of a sudden, he's like Brad Pitt in his youth. And they put the best clothes on him ever. And this is before he's the baby. No, the old baby like midlife. Yeah, before he becomes the old baby. So he starts old, right? Yeah. And then he reverses inside. He just stays old. He just really only his size is changing. No, no. His skin gets better. His height, his spine, his strength is so when he's a baby, he's like an actual baby. No, I don't know how to fucking. It's ages backwards, right? It's he ages backwards. It's so simple. I'm picturing like the key and peel skit where like, where he eats the Lego and he plays the baby. And he's like, I'm going to take the smallest Lego. I'm going to put it in my mouth. Whatever you're picturing, you need to do away with that. Because your understanding is not correct. Right. I see. He comes out as like a frail 100 year old man. That's who is the size of a baby. That's how he's born. And then as he gets older, call it in his teenage years, he is the equivalent of like a 75 year old man. God, and then by the time he's like 3540, he is this beautiful young man. What about when he's like 50? He becomes, well, when he's like 70, he becomes like a teen. And then when he's 80, he's an infant. But when he's an infant, is it still Brad Pitt's face? No, he's just an infant. They got a baby in there for that. That's more sense. Yeah, a child I've ever seen the movie. So no, and now you don't need to. No, I got it now. Well, I mean, I think the conceit of him aging in reverse, like you know where that's going to go. Yes, but there is this, there is the romance. I remember being quite moved by the romance of that movie. And it touched nothing really where those feelings would have welled from before dry. I think you maybe you just might realize like this movie's kind of retarded. No, it's a great movie. It's Fincher. Directed it. Yeah. Finch. Put your respect on the Fincher. I didn't know that. Yeah. It won a bunch of academy awards. Yeah, no, I know. I know it's like it's supposed to be real. And the idea that like it probably puts so much more immediacy and fleetingness on the idea of love because like you're not going to be able to age gracefully together. Your ship's passing, which seems like you would make it even more sad and sentimental, but that was just lost on you. Is it because his kids are trying to emancipate themselves and drop the name pit from their family because he was so abusive. No, I saw really they're really giving it to him. Yeah, that who's abusing who? Right now, right? Dragon through the mud. Guys, he still did money ball. It's so easy. Guys, he did oceans 13. Show some damn respect. I'll never not love Brad Pitt. Apparently the things that are coming out about him are pretty bad. Yeah, I mean, but that's been happening for a long time now. Yeah. And that's jolly with an axe to grind. She's got something to prove. He's the one guy who can beat up his kids that I would defend. Didn't he like was is he the one that was dating like Mike already was sleeping with Mike Tyson's wife for some shit? What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, I don't know, but he was married to Jennifer Aniston for all those years. I think that that was stopping him. I think there's some truth to early. Yeah, Robin Givens. Yeah, that's so insane. Wow, they were while they were getting divorced. He was dating her or you come on. That's that's Mike Tyson's fucking testimony. I read his I read his autobiography and I put it down after I finished it and I was like, I don't think there was much truth in that at all. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he went to prison for like three years for rape. Really? Yeah. And he was like, none of that happened. Mike? Now the guy who fought Logan Paul? No. The beloved guy from the hangover movies? The guy that he sells weed, right? Yeah. He's a lovable stoner. It's kind of amazing how much like we've let him back into the zeitgeist as a sort of lovable figure. And it's all just because his dark years happened before social media. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. I mean, it's did they crime did the time? Some people do the crime and don't do the time. It's like, well, now the court of public opinion has to rake them over the calls. Yeah. Conviction is pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Being around that, he did it for sure. Now, guess is there. But he's saying he didn't. Speaking of rape, do you guys watch the - Gregor fight? - No, I didn't watch it, but I saw clips of it after the fact. - I didn't even see clips. I wanted to stay out for it, but I couldn't even. - I remember checking my phone and it was like, "Oh, it's already over." - Yeah, yeah. - Alrighty, let's talk about factor. For me, eating healthy isn't a willpower problem. It's a setup problem until I found factor. 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Let's say I had two buddies come in who, by the way, are spectacular golf. And I'm playing with one of them this weekend in the Oakmont member guest, which is a big fucking deal. Oakmont, they put you-- - Super. - Yeah. - Sick. - They play the US Open there pretty frequently and it's an notoriously incredibly difficult course. And I am in terror right now, because my game is a disaster. It's a disaster. - What's a disaster about it? - I have no idea. I don't-- - Talk to me. - Talk to me. - I don't know where the ball is going. - It's mental. - When I'm holding a six-seater in my hands, I'm not sure if it's gonna go left or right. - Yeah. - So it's definitely not going to be-- - It's the first time for me-- - So we'll coach you to tell him and at you. - Yeah, yeah. And I think myself, maybe if I drink enough on the course, I will get down to this inner sort of DNA athletic-- - Just like muscle memory, all right. - That just guides it. Yeah, that just, once we get to the core, we need to cut through the barking dogs and the doubt and the neuroses as a stand over the ball. Stop thinking, yeah, you have Benjamin Biden. - Benjamin might make me cry. - Yeah, he's making me cry. (laughing) - If we just drink enough, we will reduce ourselves to my most sort of primal ooze form and doesn't help. Because the demons persist. They rock. - You gotta get some beta blockers. - I thought about that. - Yeah, down, it'll fuck you up. - The best round I've ever had in my entire life, I was on mushrooms. - Best round I ever had in my entire life, I had food poisoning and I was having explosive diarrhea and it was so bad that I couldn't pay attention to golf other than just swinging, and I was playing lights out. Every shot was perfect. You guys are playing with, was like, this is crazy. - You need to get that bacteria that's going around. - Oh, yeah, that Taco Bell. - The Taco Bell bacteria. - Okay, so I'll just scrape off some of whatever's on the walls here and put it in like porridge in the morning. - Yeah, exactly, and it'll be good to go. - Get that going. The, my golf coach used to say golf is, he would use an example where he would stack up a bunch of pieces of rolls of toilet paper and he would say, this is your foundation. And then he would show how easily the foundation can just crumble, and he said, it's all mental. He said, it's 99% mental. - Wow. - So you got a good amount of time before the invitational to get ready? - Yeah, I'm hopeful, but honestly, dude, I am starting to get very fearful. - Okay, but think about it, like, too. - If I show up to that thing and I am shanking wedges, okay, here's what happens. - But it wouldn't be the first, it's not the first time that's happened to someone. - It's hard to live up to those expectations. You will. - Honestly, the fact you're putting high expectations on yourself is what's hurting you. And like, Frankie, I was talking to him the other day, he was like smoking that last shot in front of so many people and losing so much money has given me the exposure therapy where nothing hurts me anymore. Like, I can't be injured by like, what someone says or what I do online because I've had the most embarrassing moment possible and I've made it back from there. - That's how I feel about love. - That's why Benjamin Button wasn't hitting his body for you. - My heart has broken into so many pieces that can cheat you on top of me. - Yeah, it's fine. - Whatever, that's just life. - I'm practicing positivity because I've been in a negative place. - Last couple days. - Have you? - Oh, bad. - Why, Vegas trip has gotten me just. - Oh, 'cause you're about to do Hobachi. - Racing. - You're about to be outside doing Hobachi. - Outside, Hobachi is so insane in Las Vegas. - It's so, I'm just so tired and I feel like I have not recovered at all from this trip, which is another thing. We're talking already. Next year, it's gotta be like Sandals, Jamaica or some shit. - I can't keep it. - You said that last year. - I said that last year. - I think Haitians where I come back and I'm more tired than when I left. - Well, I mean, look, dude, you chose this. - I did not choose this. - You had a moment where you could both said, should we do hotels? - We did, we did for the last night. - But you all sucked in the same way. - One night isn't gonna satisfy the fatigue from four nights in a mosquito infested way. - We were both snoring. - Get different rooms, you can afford it. - It was $400 and there's only one room left and I was like, fuck, I was just sleeping here. - Blair, did music in my ear buds? - Is that because you didn't get it ahead of time? Are you saying that you walked into that hotel and you were like, got any rooms? - No, no, no, we had one room reserved. - Why didn't, okay. - 'Cause they were supposed to be a couch and there wasn't a couch. - So you sucked it, had to foot? - No, there's two beds. - Well, there's three of you. - Yeah, me and Matt had to share a bed. We had to pulse draws. - Then you did it. - You did it into pulse draws, which-- - You paid? - Bo cut the straws. - You actually got straws. - There was a straw in the, like, by the coffee machine. - And you cut it into three pieces. - Yeah, Bo cut it into three pieces. - You know, it's a funny thing that-- - So like, who whoa, what's the prize? Who was gonna win? The guy that knows the length of the straws? (laughing) - That. - And I don't know if anyone has drawn straws since the 19- - I don't think that was the first time I've ever done it. - When everyone, and that's usually like a metaphor for like, let's play rock paper sisters, to see who gets the bed. - You paid. Why are you guys drawing straws? - Yeah, we all paid for the hotel. - I really like that you guys drew straws. That's very cool. - Well, then we went and played mini golf, which also we were gonna call a golf team. - Had you picked a team is by like, putting your hands up on the golf club and seeing who was on the top. (laughing) We played a, we were trying to golf. We were trying to go to a golf range. There's no public ranges in all of Jackson. They were like, the closest ones in Idaho. We were like, all right, well, that's not gonna happen. We went and played mini golf. We were gonna do whoever won. Mini golf got the bed. I smoked both of them didn't get the bed. And then we did one of those like mountain roller coasters. That was pretty cool. - Like a luge? - Like the ones that are like the. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're only going downhill. And it's just like a track. - Yeah. - They were kind of sitting in the wilderness. - Yeah, it's a luge. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. - Well, wait. - Do you agree that it's a lose or not? - I thought a lose was like a equivalent to like a single person bobsled. - Yeah, pretty much, but you're talking about like a little cart or whatever that goes down the metal track? - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, I know that as a lose. - They told us it was a roller coaster. - Yeah, it doesn't. - Didn't feel like a roller coaster. - It doesn't copy for me. - And it was $35 to go down it once. - That's pretty shitty, yeah. - No wonder you guys split a room. - Yeah, Jackson's a fucking scam. - Yeah. - It's a scam, bro. And it's all tourists. There's only, I think there's only like 15,000 people that live there yearly. - Every time I have skied there, which is a few times, you get the most sort of glaring looks and the most disdain from the locals. - Yeah. - Every single one of whom is a transplant. - Yes. - That's the shit that's like. - You lived in Connecticut for years ago. - Yeah. - Like these guys are coming up the lifelines. - Yeah. - It's like shut the fuck up. - Bro, you choose to live in a ski resort. - Yeah. - That's what's gonna happen. - You came to Transplant City. - Yeah. - And you wanted to have. - I grew up in Darian. - People do that shit in New York. Like right away, they're like St. Mark's place. It was different when I moved here. It's like you moved here. - It is, I did get that vibe much more than in Northern Wyoming, where it's like clearly just all locals who are like, they don't even really say anything. - Yeah, it's better. - Yeah, this was very touristy. - It's cool though. I will say, I'm not sure if I would vacay in Jackson again, to be honest. - I'm not a huge fan. - When I was in Portugal, we went on a boat the one day and there's these beautiful caves that you go to. You kind of go up to a cave on your boat. Like look, I had to take a picture. Look at all the birds that are nestled in there, the natural waterfalls. And a guy came swimming out and while we were on the boat, he was like, you know what I was like from the distance and like he like swam out a little bit closer and he was like, get the fuck outta here. Screaming at us on the boat. (laughing) He's like, what? He's like, get the fuck outta here. And he was like walking on a beach and he had like his dog with him and we just were floating in the water on a boat and he had an American accident. He wasn't 40 days. He was just like, get the fuck outta here. And my body carried tension for like an hour after that for just like being yelled at. Even our Portuguese guides on the boat were like, I don't know what he's talking about. It's just people like having an ownership of an area that they do not own. - Yeah. - That's colonialism. - That's insane. - These guys in Jackson, Wyoming, they're colonizers. - Oh, big time. - They're like to just assume this. - That's ridiculous. - We got under my skin. - That makes me mad. - Yeah. - That would have arraged me. - 'Cause we were at a gas station. There was a dad and his daughter who were walking out of the gas station and crossing like they went into the store and they were going back to their car, which is that one of the pumps. And they were crossing the street and a truck pulled in and the dude honked at them like right in front of them and then rolled down the window and he goes, "Get the hell out of the way." And I was like, "What the fuck?" The other guy was just like, she was like shocked. He didn't even really say much. He kind of pushed him out to be honest. I would have thrown hands for sure. - You're sure. - Well, I was pretty stunned to see that. And then I was like, "Oh, it's 'cause they don't like the tourists." But again, it's like, "Bro, where are you coming from?" - Exactly. - No one's born in Jackson, Wyoming. - And if you are, and unless you're a Mexican. - Unless you're a Mexican. (laughing) - Right. - Yeah. - That's another thing. When people are like, "I wanna go to like an authentic part of New York," and then they go to somewhere where everybody is like born in Colombia. - Yeah. - And they're like, "See, this is authentic." - Yeah. - It's like, "No, these are also transplants." These are just transplants with an accent. So like, you feel like you're in an ethnic enclave. Like, this isn't any different than someone who moved here from Minnesota, but you just have this feeling of a romanticized like Yemeni New York that like, you can have meat on a stick and like, feel like you're somewhere else. - Have you ever been to the parts of the New York where it's all like the Hasidic Jews? - Well, yeah, Williamsburg. - No, no, I'm talking about like, upstate. Oh, curious your will. - Yeah. - No, I've never been there. - I've never heard of this. - Well, so apparently in like, the, I think it was after World War II, or maybe it was during World War II, the Hasidic Jews started like, flying up all these like hotels in the CAD skills. - Oh, yeah, we've talked about this. Or am I confusing them with Indians? - Indians, that's right. - Only 50% of motels. - Right. - This is hotels. But pretty much they made it like, they were so big. Like, the hotels started out as like small and they got really nice and then they just kept on getting bigger and bigger until they all went out of business. But they were like casinos and it was like the spot for the Hasidic Jews to go, hang. - Oh, cool. - And they would all go up there in the summer. - I've gotten a lot of messages from people asking me to tell you not to talk about Israel anymore. - Oh, yeah. - To which I said, shut up, Jew. (laughing) I didn't say that. - Shut it in. - Shut your mouth. - He was messaging you that. - All kinds of people. All kinds of people. I'm like, what do you think I need? (laughing) Do you think that I can control what Harry says? (laughing) - I feel like I haven't even really known. I haven't been talking. - I haven't been talking to Israel. (laughing) - We were, yeah, we had some good Israel conversations out in the woods. - Oh, I bet. That is a safe space out there. (laughing) I'm glad we're out here, boys. Let me tell you what I really think about. - Still like looking over your shoulder. - Phoebe Netanyahu. (laughing) - I bet you, he sent these mosquitoes on us. (laughing) - Is that cloud moving in? (laughing) - Yeah, he like removes all the fat of you. - You wanna know why we're not catching any fish? - Have you ever seen those tweets that are like, brother, they're like, bro, you're 29 and unemployed. Israel's not controlling their life. (laughing) - I have seen enough taking garden variety and anti-semitism that shocks me sometimes. - Yes. - Yeah, it's pretty crazy. - Starts with Harry. - Oh, no, no, no, I'm not anti-Semitic at all. The thing is, is that that's the thing that sucks about it. Is that like Israel, like if it was any other country no one would have any problem, it's the fact that it's-- - And that's no state. - Yeah, and then you comes across as anti-Semitic if you're against Israel, which makes sense, but it's just like, it's just an unfortunate coincidence, really. It's a coincidence. - That's Israel's film with Jewish people. - No, I'm saying it's a coincidence that their horrible leader is. - BB is way too cute of a nickname. - Yeah. - That shit is too cute. That sounds like he should be like your fucking British pop star. - Yeah. - Pew, pew, pew. - Like BB Rexha. - Yeah. - Yeah, who was BB Rexha? - I think she British, is she the brat? I think she was in charge of brat summer last year. - What? - Charlie XCX? - Oh, that's Charlie XCX. - Same shit. - Same shit, same shit. - BB XCX, BB Rexha. Born in Brooklyn from Staten Island. - It wasn't BB, isn't-- - Macedonia, Albanian. She might be in a douche birthday. (laughing) - That's the real New York right there. - Wasn't, didn't get in y'all who live in New York for a while? Like wasn't he born? He wasn't born in Israel, I think, but then I think he lived in New York for like most of his life. - Speaking of Netanyahu, how excited are you to be able to golf with the milk boys? - Did they join it? - Yes. - They're in it now? - All of them? - Kyle and Salim are in the invitation. - Oh wow. - Are people dropping out? How are these people, or did it just not, did these people not get announced? - I saw a non-bar stool online video saying that Kyle and Salim are in it. Can I be, I have to make a confession. - Careful. - The milk boys are just a thing that I am not, I have missed. You didn't miss much. I, everyone loves the milk boys. I have, I don't, and I'm not that familiar with their work. And by the way, I know they're the fucking gigantic. And whatever, they're the millions times more successful than all ever be. But I just, it's one of those weird pockets of the internet that somehow I have missed. I can give you the whole rundown. - Sure. - They pretty much, they started out as a prank YouTube channel. - I think I know that. - And the prank videos that they did were funny. - It's some classic stuff. - They had some classics. They would do a lot of dressing up as an employee of a store and going in and working there. And then, they had some funny ones where they would go into the Apple store. And it would be all three of them and they'd be wearing Microsoft shirts. And they'd be trying to poach people from the Apple store. - Love that. - And they were like, they would jump on Zoom calls during, or like classes during COVID. - Oh, it's great. - They had a funny one where they were at, I think they were in like one of the finger lakes and they were running around his life cards and they were saying that there was shark in the water in the finger lakes. And like helicopters showed up and shit. - Oh my God. - But then, then they got pussy. - Yeah, then they've changed. - Like ultra douche. - Oh geez. - They kind of just turned into like, I don't even really know. what it would what how I obviously don't have stopped watching completely because I don't really like now they just are. I don't know. I don't know how to describe them for the YouTube influencer. Yeah, more so on the have pod have some podcasts. Yeah, their podcast does pretty well. What about that guy? Big John. Is he part of their group? That's the thing is I don't know any of the guys now. The only people that I got big John that guy's pretty funny. I knew Kyle used to be funny and then the other guy was a starby starby. No, now he's way later. The original guy was this guy named Jesse in Kyle. They're both these dudes from Canada and that's when it was really funny and then Jesse left when they went the route that they did. Is tiny still part of it? Yeah, now it's like tiny and like Brad whatever that guy's name is Brad Martin. They had they had pretty big fucking deal. No, they're younger one. They had Netanyahu on. Oh, right. And they were like Burger King or McDonald's. Yeah, that was hilarious. So okay, yeah. So again, they had to do like an apology tour. They did they went on like a podcast with like Adam Friedland and they were like we didn't know like he was that bad. Oh, and Adam Friedland forgave them. And I was like, what did you guys like look his name up before you had him on? Would be pretty obvious. That's great. Again, I recognize their album cover. I know them, but I don't I've never seen much of their like what got them there. And it sounds like that's what I should watch. I think that's realistically what got them there. But then they kind of went to a whole nother level. They started doing like similar to like the blackout tour the bar stool did they started like going on like a bunch of colleges and stuff and they got like that drink happy dad, which I'm sure they're making millions off of. And then they started doing like super exclusive like merch drops and stuff where it's like $500 for a t-shirt. Well, I think that you'll get along famously with Kyle and Celine. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they're great. I'm sure they're nice guys. What about Steini? I don't know if he'll be there. But I think that Drake just gave Kyle like a $500,000 AP for his birthday. I saw that. You got to get in with these guys because all they do for their birthdays is give each other like watches or just like yeah, or just like a bundle of cash. That's cool. Yeah, $300,000. Like Dana White will just show up with like a truck of cash and it'll be like happy birthday. And it's like you guys you guys are just like recirculating this money. Like no one's even getting it. Yeah. Like oh, I guess I'll save this 500K for when it's Danis birthday. That's earmarks. Yeah, I wonder if there's any like like like can you is there like a tax loophole for that? Or are you 100% has to be? I don't think these guys are doing anything if it's not a tax loophole. They live in the loophole. But I mean, yeah, they built a fucking beast of a brand. Yeah. And they're definitely rich as fuck. Yeah, good for them. No hate at all. Other than Harry calling them mega-douches. Well, they became a thing where like their pranks would then be like we're going to go on a wine tour in France and ruin it for everyone that spent their entire life savings to go on that trip. Yeah, that shit sucks. When streamers do that shit, I saw Plackboy Max being nasty at the like the Norway England World Cup game like yelling at fans. That sucks. Yeah, no real beating around that. It's like I get it, but like it's content, but also if it's impacting people's actual life, it's probably not great. Yeah, yeah, especially something like that like bro like the wine wine tour in Italy, like that's literally like someone's dream trip for their entire life. Well, you said France earlier. Is it Italy or France? Because that's a big difference. I think about it. I like that you're this is your example that bothered you so much. Well, I think that's the type of thing that would bother me. It went like viral for being bad. Oh, it was a couple years ago. And then they did one where there was like they were like people got mad about this one too. They did a they had an ice truck that sold ice and then they would run up to a bunch of Mexican dudes and be like ice. And then all the Mexican guys would like run for their life and they'd be like, no, we're just kidding. But ice probably actually is in the area. So yeah, that one, that one's a little less harmful than the depends on which than the wine view, but they're not they're not actually like really. Yeah, you know, it's it's more of a prank than it is. Like what's that? Fuck it up. Correct. But it still is a kind of a fucked up prank. Yeah, maybe true. I don't know, man, it's either all pranks or it's not pranks at all. True. You know what I'm saying? Got to find that balance. All right, thank you guys for listening. We will be back next week with two new episodes. Yeah. We'll be fresh. We'll be fresh. Fresh soads. This is a fresh soad as well. Yeah, freshy. No, we banked this week's ago. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. [Music]