Lizzo Partied at My House

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views! Let's go, Natalie and Jason are here, we're all back, huh? Tuesday. Tuesday. Tomorrow's, and the next one is Thursday, and then we travel again to Monaco, we'll bring you back some Monaco stories, and then we're back for another round, back in L.A. Teasing the future. The next couple of weeks of podcasts are from L.A., which is nice. It's a love it. Even though we're traveling, we'll be able to come right back for this, which is really exciting. I see some of you guys have come around to what I've been saying about the new Steven Spielberg movie. I sent you a tick talk about that, yeah. Yeah, and I said it first, that was not me feeling it from anybody else, I, I think Steven Spielberg is about to introduce us to new, to the aliens. The aliens. Well, I looked up what disclosure day means and disclosure, that's some of what it's called right disclosure day. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it just means like the day that like everything is disclosed about aliens. I guess it depends on what you're talking about disclosure, but yeah, it's like in terms of aliens, it's the day we all find out what we are and what they are. And yeah, Steven Spielberg's whole thing is that they are, the aliens are us sent back in time to monitor us. It's very, very interesting. The aliens are sent back in time. It's not, I don't want to open up at the podcast, so I'm like, I'm steering him like, don't do it. It's going to freak people out. Rogan had a guy on that claims that like when people go missing in parks, national parks, like, you know, four years are like, well, it's the serial killer. And now this guy had this guy on and it's like, no, no, it's aliens like abducting people from the parks. Really? Yeah, that's pretty cool. What did Rogan say about it, you know, Rogan's always like down to clown. We should just listen to Rogan's podcast on here. And there's like, yeah, I'm not ad lib from time to time, I'll go, like, you know, he'll talk for 10 minutes. I go, interesting. That's how good boy. I was watching more like Spielberg interviews, this is not about aliens, but he was talking about how when he was making Indiana Jones, like the original, they had Tom Sallick, yeah, like ready to play Indiana Jones. Yeah. But he was in contract that he was already locked in with another studio to do Magnum PI, I think. Yeah. That was a huge TV show. Yeah. But it wasn't scheduled for a Ferrari. It wasn't scheduled to shoot until Steven Spielberg wanted Tom Sallick. And then the studio put Magnum PI immediately through, like greenlit it immediately, just to hold Tom Sallick. Yeah. They were like, we're just going to go with it. Spielberg wants them. There's something interesting about him. We're doing the show. Wow. Yeah. And then around the same time, George Lucas called Spielberg to come watch the second Star Wars Empire Strikes Back, just number five. And just to, like, you know, get a little friendly opinion, like when I'm ending the vlogs, you come by. Yeah, right. You're going to come by. John Castro is a star, Dave. Yeah. And Spielberg goes, Hey, how about that Harrison Ford guy? And Lucas goes, but that's Han Solo. Spielberg goes, he could play both. How crazy is that Harrison Ford, like, just like coming off of Star Wars and then being handed a new franchise? Harrison Ford had such a great, like, understated way about him, though. What do you mean? Like, when I was a kid, and Star Wars was big, like, I didn't care about Luke, I liked Han Solo. Oh. And he was like, he's so understated, like, he's so real and, and he had, like, comedy and, and then when he went into Indiana Jones, same thing. Well, he was, like, the most, like, in Star Wars, I think he's, like, the most closest to real life human. Yes. Right? Exactly. Exactly. And same with Indy, like, he wasn't, like, this big bravado guy. He was a guy that, like, he was, like, just kind of figuring it out. It's kind of cool. He really had life figured out, huh? Yeah. I had a blast at your party. Oh, the scary movie. It was so fun. Wow. Thank you. Couldn't believe it. Really? Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was nervous we didn't have enough carpet. I don't know what you're talking about. No one's looking at the carpet. I heard you say that before the podcast. What are he saying? Orbit. Where? I get a really bright zilla about the events at the house. No, we know you do. And I was like, what was going on with you? Well, the car, the driver was only carpeted in half way. Oh. And I was like, to create the full entrance experience, it needs to be, like, the full driver needs to be. Oh, no. I guess you can walk right past it. The funniest part about the party was, um, Naveen was going off. She was having such a good time. So we ended up staying really late. And I remember going over to the bar at like 12 o'clock and when I'm there late, it's like people are seeing a unicorn. It's so fucking funny. Oh, that is really funny. Yo! Jason! That is really funny. Like, what the fuck? But they're drunk. You know, they're a fucking shit face. I didn't drink anything. And I'm like, like, hey, what's up? They're like, yo, look who's here, but still here. Yeah, though, that's funny because I think I did, I think I may have seen you like briefly, like either walking out or somewhere or like really late and that that was very confusing to me too. Yeah. Yeah, you are the last guy I expect to like be there. If so. Yes, like two, three hours. That is a really good time. Wow. Talking to people. It was fun. I was looking around and I was like, wow, I had no so many people here that I've known for like 10 years. Really? Yeah. Usually you come in, you're like, I don't know anybody here. Well, a lot of people feel that way at your party's now. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of those people feel that way. They're like, who's everybody? And I'm like, well, you know, we all know some people. And that. This one was different because this was like co-hosted by Paramount. Yes. So I actually didn't know half the people. Oh, yeah. But I mean, I was meeting, I met this one guy. He's like, he's just like a regular guy and he came up to me and he was like, hey, I really want to hang out with you. And I was like, oh, okay. And so we started hanging out, but he had no idea who you were. He had no idea where he was. Oh, I met him. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. It was so funny. And I was talking all the time. And then eventually he was the older guy, right? Huh? Older guy. Yeah. Like your age. My age. Yeah. And then he goes, then eventually he's like, well, he's like, you know, L.A., it's just such a bad place. He's like, it's full of bad people. And then I go, I go. I go, well, actually the people around here are pretty great. I go, they're like really solid people. And then I go, I go, I mean, the guy who owns the house, David, like, he's the fucking best. Like he's so nice. He's like, really authentic dude. And then he was like, and I pointed up to your room, you know, like, I don't know where the fuck you were. I'd never get to see you. Also when I see you at a party, I like hide from you. But so then, and I go, and he goes, he goes, and he was like, David, what? He's like, who? And I'm like, David. I'm like, okay, so who owns this house? And I'm like, all right, I'll take you through it. And he's like, so then what does he do? And I was like, QAX content was like such a bizarre thing. I was like, I assume everybody that was here would know you who you were, who was fucking the house they were at. No, there's a couple like adults that like either would come from like friends of the studio or friends of neighbors. Yes. So there's a lot, there's, you know, we obviously open up the house to the neighbors when we have parties because it's like, be incredibly rude to have a Coachella concert in your backyard. Next door neighbor's cup. But yeah, this guy like lived like down the hill and he came and, yeah, remember, he was there late. It was like, it was like midnight now, really? And he was like, he was like, I'm really, really confused by all this, like, I'm a stranger in your home. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, just come by whenever. And he goes, but like, he was so confused. He just like could not wrap his head around and he kept asking me about it. Right. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. I was like, yeah. Could you gonna fucking stab me? I was like, so he was like, yeah, if you're not gonna kill me, like, you're all good. So he was confusing. You can extend it. You even extended the invitation. I guess. I guess. I don't know. I hang out with your mom and dad. So it's like a thing to explain to people that it's like, I don't know. Like, that's the whole point of the house. Yeah. I told my friend, my older friend that I was at a party in Lizzo was there and he was like, what? Yeah. It was really funny. I walked on yesterday and people were playing pickleball here and it was like, um, who was it? It was like Josh Richards. Yeah. It was like, Eric. Yeah. Jay Shetty. Yeah. It was like all these like, a random corners of the internet. Yeah. It was really funny. They were just all here. I'm like, oh, this is so cool. That's fun though. Yeah. No, I think it's great. Yeah. It's so interesting. And I like that people stop by for like an hour or two. Like, I think that's fun because I think like, how I imagined it because I actually thought about it like when air aqua is over, I was like, you go down and say hello. Ah. Not really. I'm usually not up when everyone's here. I'm like, sleepy for long. This is at it. This, this was at like 11, 11 a.m. Yeah. Usually I'm like, still in bad like, especially when I'm home. I'm like, not really doing anything. So I'm like, I'm really going to be in bed for a while. But this time I had to go play pickleball. I had a pickleball match for $10,000 this week. Yes. I won. Very, very nice. Well, it doubles. There was doubles. Yeah. Who was your partner? Um, one of the guys, family, fan, I played against the brother and his brother was on my team. Okay. So yeah. So it was pretty good. We won 10 grand. John did decide about $1,2500, which was big. That's a, whoa, that's, that's, that's about 20% of John's bank account. What? Yeah. So John bet a lot of money. So John won $2,500, which is really, really big of him. He bet $2,500 on you. Wow. Crazy. And walk. - He walked away with Cash, who's so fucking stoked. Anyway, so yeah, what were you talking about? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think, I was thinking about like, Eric coming here and I was like, how did he get here today with his like, three friends? Like, what was the plan? Did he make it last night, or did he make it this morning? And then I thought about, I was like, the coolest part is he was probably getting lunch. And then he's like, I'm in David's neck of the woods. Let me just go up and see what they're doing. (laughing) And I think that's cool. That's cool. - The drop-in is cool. I think yeah, I think like, being able to have a house where people are like, I'm gonna swim back 'cause I have two hours to kill. It's like a very big compliment. And I'm very proud of that. I have a lot of pride in people being able to drop in. So yeah, so shot to that guy who didn't know what was going on. - I was angry at the crowd as Lizzo was performing. - Why? - I just thought she was just giving it her all. - Oh, Lizzo, it's sexy red. We're some of the best performances. - Yeah, yeah, they were some of the best. - The best, yeah. - And I thought the crowd was like, I just looked around and people were just like, got their phones and they're like, they're not even like, getting hyped. - I thought that was so lame. It didn't used to be like that. Like when you would see somebody of Lizzo's stature, like in my day, you'd be so pumped. You'd be like, what the fuck? This is insane. - Yeah. - But everybody's so desensitized. - Everyone's cheated. - But everybody's so fucking too hot. - Not cool. - No, I don't even think it was that. I think a lot of people were, like, it was like an event that people were like working at. Do you know what I mean? Like people were like capturing this stuff. - I don't think people came to this one. Like they would come to like my birthday or Halloween. Where they were like, I'm gonna get shit faced. And like, I'm gonna leave. - Yeah, so it was like a brand. This wasn't like a David's house party. This was like a brand event that just happened to be a David's house. - Then it happened to have a big performance like Lizzo and sexy red. - Yeah, I just didn't. I thought the crowd was lame. - Really? - Yeah. - I thought Lizzo and sexy red were so fucking good. - So good. - I was like, wow. I think this is something. - No, right when Lizzo walked in, like I asked to do an intro with her for my vlog and then I asked to do it for like vertically, she was really, really, really nice about it. And then she came, she went to my room. I used my room as a green room. - Yeah. - She was really funny, because it's like, - Yeah, I heard sexy red, her daily is room. - Yeah, sexy red came late. So she didn't even go to the green room. She went straight to stage. And then after she hung out for like an hour, - Yeah. - And Sarah's taking photos of everything. - Yeah, she's taking photos of everybody. - She was really, really nice. - Very nice. - Yeah. And like she was like, she was holding the knives from like a scary movie. - Right. - Just like the plastic knives. She was like, stab me in the titty. I'm gonna stab you in the dick for pictures and stuff. She was really, really funny. And so was Lizzo, like just such a great personality. I was talking to her, I talked to her about the roast for a little bit. - Yeah. - And how much she actually ended up enjoying it, which was really cool. - Okay. - She just did the roast. And yeah, it's really funny. 'Cause like I gave my room to be the green room. - Yeah. - That's always like so bizarre. 'Cause like it is still my room. - Sure. - But like Lizzo's security is now outside of it. - Yeah. - So now like to enter it, I'm asking. Or security if I can pop in. (laughing) Which is really funny. But it kind of adds to like the funness of what's going on. - I promised people I'd read some of the comments from the last views podcast regarding Natalie, right? 'Cause we were trying to get her some. First of all, the last podcast title was Insane, Jay. (laughing) - Matt, Matt. - What are we? - Masterbating at work. - What the fuck were you guys thinking? - I can't believe you would do that. - I can read the text between me and Natalie. - We'll be both. We're like, this is kind of crazy. But. - No, I sent the titles. Not pick, Masterbating at work. I said, that's a little much. - Yeah, that's insane. I would say. - Well, tell me to change it. You want to change it? We'll change it right now. - No, I mean, now it's too late. - Okay, I also knew that it was kind of crazy of it. - All right, let me read you some comments. I'm going to read all of them in a row. I'm going to read eight in a row. Okay, that way I'm not biased if there's one. - Buckle in. - Okay, ready? - Yeah. - Jason, you break so much value into this podcast. Don't say that about yourself. I don't know what you said. - I don't know what I said. - But. - Oh, I know what I said. - What did you say? - I commented that people miss me on the podcast 'cause I wasn't on the episode. - Oh, and then you liked it without, but yeah, okay, okay. Sorry, guys. Oh, this is coming from you. Yeah, you put the podcast behind a paywall for a little. - So we have a new server. - So we're trying to make some money. - We haven't, no, we haven't. - We haven't, no one would notice. - No, no, we have a new server. - Okay. - And obviously it was free on Apple. It was free on all the platforms. But the Spotify server. - Oh, you like upload it wrong? - No, I didn't upload it wrong. It just like, so how long was it behind a paywall for? - Ten minutes. - You like make money? - I made $72. - All the comments hating Natalie sound like they're from 16 year old boys. She obviously works hard and brings a lot to the pot. People hate a confident woman. - Let's go. - Amen, brother. - I'm down with that. - The comment right under it is from the author saying, "I'm just kidding, that was a joke." (laughing) - I'm just kidding. - I don't know why I feel like this about David, but he gives BDE. It's very obvious that he has the biggest dick in the room and the biggest dick out of all his friends. - Oh wow. - Are you just sort of making shit up? - Okay, I made that one up. - Oh, he made it up. - This isn't fun if you're making it up. - That's the only, I'm done making things up. The next ones are real. Okay, but I only made a blunt now, is that. - Okay, okay. - Basic psychology. Jason is self deprecating. Therefore, people feel the need to comment positive things to bring him up. Natalie is confident. Therefore, people feel they need to comment negative things to bring her back down to earth. All three together is when the podcast is gold. It's pretty good. And Natalie actually works hard button. That's pretty good. - I don't get it. - Stop the Natalie hate. - Like you put likes. - Here, here's a negative one about me. No offense, Dave is probably one of the hardest people to work for. Not saying he doesn't pay well, Taylor deserves more than John. Natalie can seem like a Bobble had influencer, but she's super smart and running a multi-million dollar company, guys. That shit isn't a joke. Give her some respect. But also Natalie, use your voice for good and help our community. We all need help and can give help. I've been unemployed for almost a year and still pay Spotify to listen to the pod. Make it worth it. That's really funny. I don't know money. There's definitely times when Natalie drives me nuts. Last pod was not one of them. The pod she talked about being the next bachelor at, I found her entirely insufferable. But she's been more enjoyable lately in my opinion. David, I 100% agree with you about disclosure day. No glaze. That's good. I won't even read the rest. That person is my side. Anyway, yeah, okay. So that's really fun. - So no sentiment shift, everybody is still on here. - It's a little bit of sentiment shift, but it was pretty bivy. I was talking to someone. - To be bivy. - Okay, so let me tell you this. Did you hear about this? Dreamworks was making Shrek. Did you hear this? - It was really interesting. They were also making Prince of Egypt. Have you seen Prince of Egypt? - Well, at the time, they valued Prince of Egypt as a higher thing. So Dreamworks would send people to work on Shrek as a form of punishment. And it was like a thing around the office. And people would start referring to it as you got Shreked. As when you got demoted from Prince of Egypt onto the movie Shrek. - What's Prince of Egypt? - I don't know, but that's kind of like the whole point is what is Prince of Egypt compared to Shrek. And yeah, people thought it was like a made up thing, but no, it was a real thing. - Then you sent people to work on Ilya's vlogs? - Yeah. - Is that a demotation around here? - They pre-match. - The status of Shrek was the ugly stepchild at Dreamworks. Like that's how people looked at it. - Shrek, and you know, wasn't Farley were supposed to be Shrek. - Chris Farley? - Yeah. - Who plays it now? - Mike Myers. - Oh Mike Myers. - Yeah. - Shrek wasn't gonna have like a Scottish accent either. - Really? - Yeah. - What an incredible gay. - He's Farley died. - Oh, what? - Yeah. - He died that long ago. I thought he died like, like in the last like eight years. - No, no, he died a long time ago. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yeah. - Yeah, to be the voice of an animated character has got to be like the most incredible fucking job in the world. - I have a cartoon coming out. - Really? - Yeah, and Naveen and I made a cartoon. We saw it the other day. - It's for kids, it's for like little, little kids. It's called NashQuest. - Why not? - NashQuest? - Yeah. - Why don't you start a kid's channel? - It is, this is a kid's cartoon. It's for like six roles. - But this is something you post on YouTube? - Yeah. - Oh, that's really fun. - They made one. - And then they have to record the second one. - Wow. - That wasn't supposed to have your mom in as a voice. - Oh. - I haven't seen her, so I can try to get it in an episode too. - Yeah, that'd be really sick. - Can she do a falcon? - Yeah, one. Yeah, she can do a falcon. She's so good. She's slow-vocing. What was I gonna say? There was, so this was one guy who used to like, who used to make videos like Brett Rivera and his crew, his name's Ben Azalart. - Oh, you always talk about him. - I love bringing him around. I just find it so interesting. - Just how successful he is. - Yeah, he like, yeah. We were talking about him on the boat with Pearson. I find it interesting when like, anyway, Locke's very short, he used to make content with Brent, who's like, maybe the content is like for kids like ages of 12 to 16, or even younger. - No, it's like eight to 16. - Eight to 16. - Eight to 14. - Sure. - And then Ben like, switched it up and made it for even younger. Like I'm talking like five to 12 now. - Sure. - Maybe, like really young. And now he absolutely crushes. Like it's like 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 million views of video. Consistently, consistently. And I just find that so interesting that like, like at one point, he was just like, - Yeah, let's switch it up. - And then it worked. I don't know why I find that so bizarre. - It kind of makes sense. Have you ever been around like a six or seven year old? - What do you mean? - Well, just the pattern of the way kids watch things. Like Nivine's a little sister. She's six and she's on YouTube all day. - Yeah. - No, I understand that. Kids watch YouTube. I just like, I don't understand like how do you, how do you tap into like a child's brain like that? Like I just find that very impressive. - Well, I think that he was already like. - Close. - Close. - Yeah, I don't think the contents that much different than what I was. - Yeah, but like he had a meeting and was like, okay, we need a little bit more color and we need to be a little bit more bubbly. Like how did he make that final tweak? 'Cause it does feel like it happened. It doesn't, from my standpoint, I guess I never like watch his videos consistently but like it never looked like he was just like. - Made a decision. - Everything gradually. - I don't know, it didn't look gradual to me. It feels like, maybe it was gradual. But it feels like it was almost like time to switch it up and then it just happened. - No. - Which, okay, I mean. - I'm sure it was gradual. - Really? - I'm sure you did one thing and he was like, yo, this did three times better than anything I've ever done. Let's go in this direction. - Yeah. - Isn't that how everything happens? - Yeah, I guess. - Isn't that didn't happen for you that way? Didn't you do something and you were like, "Hey, wait a minute. "People really like Grena's tits." You know, whatever. - No, I don't think that ever happened. - No? - I mean, think about it. Make it the flux. Like, other than like getting a celebrity in the thumbnail. - Right. - What was, there was never a thumbnail. - Yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess. Now I understand why you don't understand Ben Hazard 'cause you don't work like that. - No, 'cause we've never had, we've never like tweaked an algorithm. - No. - Or we've never like, we've never played the algorithm game. Like, we have a friend who like, who works for like new age YouTubers. Like I'm talking like Beast, Eric. Like, the guys that like are very tapped into the algorithm, right? - Very data driven. - Very data driven, yeah. And he was like, he was trying to help me with thumbnails. And he's like, how to like, blah, blah. And then he's like, I created a program, like a software to analyze all your past thumbnails and stuff. Like an AI driven, it's fucking insanity. I can, I can't even repeat the words 'cause I don't even know what he's saying. And he's like, I've realized what it is. It's like, your thumbnails don't work like other people's thumbnails. Like yours are all parasocial. Like all the ones that would ever work for you were like, I can't believe Natalie did this. Or I can't believe that happened, which would not ever work in today's world ever. - Right. - Like thumbnails just don't operate that way. And that's not what YouTube is anymore. - Right. - It is funny. - That's really interesting. - I mean, yeah, the way we made videos, it was just-- - All right, thumbnails were dog shit. - Right. - They were dog shit. And we were just like, I was just the pocket of what YouTube was at the time, right? - Right. - And now-- - So what do you do now? How do you fix it now? - I have no fucking clue. I have no fucking clue. I think what works on YouTube now is more like one idea, like conquer, I don't think like vlogs are necessary. Like I think like people like to click on a video and have the video be the whole thing about that. - Right. - I think like vlog thumbnails are a little bit confusing because you click on the video. You have a thumbnail of something that happens four minutes in and it happens for 10 seconds. And it's a little different than like, like when Aerox, like I'm hiding in Disney World and like the whole premise is like work, we're seeing Disney World, will he survive this whole thing? And I feel like that's like what the videos are that do well now. Like one concept, I don't know. I kind of want to do that though. - I like your video the other day. - I really like the golfing segment. - The golfing segment was great. The putt was great. - Yeah, I kind of want to do that. I kind of want to do that more. Like have like one thing that like takes us through the whole video and that's just like, like my favorite segment that I think we've done in the last year was drinking at Disney World. - Right, I think that is like, I think that's a very rare idea 'cause I don't think there's like, drinking is such a, do she think to do? And Disney World is such a whole something to do that it was like the perfect combination of like, not overdoing something that's like, as like weird as drinking as or whatever. I swear I think it balanced it right. And it was like really fun. So I don't know if there's a lot of ideas like that but I'd love to do that again. If someone has a recommendation for where to go drinking or something like Disney drinking around the world, you let me know. - I've been thinking about that. I'm so happy to be single. - You got being single? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah. I'm like too young to be in a relationship. - I think you're too immature. - Yeah, I mean, it's code word for I'm too immature. - No, I just like, I'd be so bored. I like thought about it yesterday. And I was like, okay, I would love to cuddle with my girlfriend right now 'cause I was thinking about that. - Yeah. - And then I played through, I was like, okay, we cuddle. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And we watch a movie. - Yeah. - And now we've been alone for eight hours. - Yeah. - We do it again. We wake up tomorrow, cuddle again, order food. And then I'm fucking, that's it. That's it. I'm done with it. - Yeah, you're good for three days. - I'm good for three days. - Yeah, it's gonna say yeah. - Yeah, I'm good for three days. And now when I hang out with my friends, maybe even go out 'cause I've just been stuck with her for this long. Like I'm so not ready for a relationship but it's actually kind of crazy when I think about it. - Right. - It's like, I just, I honestly just talk about it 'cause it's like a fun thing to talk about. And I remember when I was in a relationship, I was always like, I was always, the one part I was jealous of is like, I love that people get to bitch about not being in a relationship. I was like, it's kind of fun. I was always like, I was like, I want a bitch about not having a girlfriend, but I do. I already have one, so I guess I can't bitch. And then I got to bitch about it. And now, after years and years of bitching about not having a girlfriend, I'm realizing that I'm only bitching about it for the sport of it. I don't actually-- - What about you Natalie, do you really want somebody? - I think Natalie needs somebody. - I do, but I'm also not insecure and I'm much more stable in relationships than David is. I can maintain better balance if you'll then he can. - Mm-hmm. - If Dave got a girlfriend, it'd be lights out. - Kind of a lot. - No more pickleball for Eric. - Kind of a lot more. - Jay Shetty had to find a different place to play. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - The house would be-- - The house would be closed out. - The house would be closed out. - Really, that's who's benefiting right now. Eric, Jay Shetty and Josh Richards. - They're the ones. - Yeah, 'cause when Dave's bitchy girlfriend stops all pickleball here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck her. - I'm already tired of her, Jay. Thank God. (laughing) - Hey, God's God. - Yeah, she was a real bitch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's gonna be real bitch. - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. - She didn't get John. She didn't understand how funny John Castro is. She'd just be like, he's not funny. I don't get it. - I mean, they're-- - Oh my God, you know what's interesting? - I hung out with these like really like top level Nepo kids the other day. Like the most Nepo kids, Nepo kids could possibly get. Okay, and I was texting one of the kids. This is so interesting. I was texting one of the kids. We were going to their house. And I was texting them the name. - These children are old? - No, no, sorry. I never heard of kids. I mean, they're still young. They're like 22. And we're gonna play pickle. But I was texting them to the, so I have the gate. So the security can let us through their gate, right? Big house. And I texted John's name. I was like the name's John Castro. And she texted back. And she goes, "Lol, Castro is a crazy last name." - Hmm. - Filipino version of Fadal you're bringing with you, shaking my head. And it's so funny that it's like such a Nepo baby way of looking at that last name. - Fadal Castro. - Yeah, 'cause like Castro is so fucking common. - No, when we all first met John in like third, fourth grade, we all, that was like the first thing we all said about him. We're like, are you related to Fadal Castro? Yes. - Yes. - You weren't there, brother. You can't say no. You weren't in his own room class. I was, I sat across with him. - David, not reaching back as far as he thinks. - Shut up, dude. It is school day. - You won't even ask. - Shut up, dude. - David, you've been fucking kind of fronting this whole time. Were you not there originally? - I was there, I was there. - Were you not there originally, four? Were you not there originally, four? - No, Alex John and Natalie. - John and Natalie. - No, no. - No, I stand by what I'm saying. - There was on that plane from Slovakia. - I think Castro is a very common name. - It is common, but like-- - Yes, obviously we made Fadal Castro's name. - But why is that a Nepo thing to say it's-- - Because you go back to the highest level of that lineage, right? Like you go, what is your family-- - That's your immediate association. - You go, what's your family's name? - Castro, right? Like if I heard a Spielberg-- - Oh, it's like a Nepo way of thinking. - Yeah, like if I had an LA and I hear Spielberg, I'm like obviously related to Steven. - Yeah. - That's just how I think, and I think that's exactly where the brain goes, especially when I'm meeting anybody in LA at one of these parties, and I hear a last name, and it's like Aniston. I mean, that's a bad one because she doesn't have kids. I'm like, oh, you're related to Jen Aniston. That's like a no-brainer. That's like where your brain goes immediately when you're out and about in LA. - So he's not you're bringing some Cuban royalty? - No, but I think no, but I think that's where the brain went immediately, and it's like, it's like obviously it's out of him, he's a Filipino guy. But I think like if I grew up here in LA, that is where my brain goes, right? Like the second I hear, Brando, I'm like, oh, that's Marlon Brando's, Neeson, and that's not even a stretch. That's without a doubt if this kid is in my school, and their last name is a celebrity's last name, they are that celebrity's off-spray. - Everybody did, yeah. - That's not a stretch, correct? - I don't know what we're talking about. What's not a stretch? - What do you think, why don't I have been saying, repeat something that I've been saying? - I don't know, the point, I got your point, but it's like, I get it, I don't even really know what we're talking about, do you? - What? - I kinda get it. - We got it. - Oh yeah, yeah, I get it. - Neppo, Neppo babies talk about lineage. Is that the point? No, are you fucking are you where the fuck were you from the first five in a fucking if someone? If there is a lot of him explain because I'm so curious What do you have no idea what's happening? I've been waiting to tell you the whole podcast someone in Charlie's class a bulk answer Their last name is Cruz. Who do you think is their fucking father Terry Cruz? Oh my god. Is he fucking a best? Well, who's Terry Cruz? Well, we Terry Cruz from H.E.T. You know Terry Cruz I don't know I'm is buff black guy. Terry Cruz really like funny Smiley black guy balls. Who's with C.R. E. W. I. Isn't he the white chicks guy. Yeah, white chicks guy. Yeah, I'm Cruz. I was thinking Tom Cruz, but I was saying Tom oh cool Tom Cruise and now Jason. You know Tom Cruise doesn't have any kids. Yeah, right Bruce my point. Oh, he does have one. Okay. Well, it proves my point. It's L.A. So that's kind of like your brain just goes immediately to that. Yeah, yeah, I get it. All right. I mean, I think I got it the whole time It was just such a dumb point. I was I was so dumb. It was coming at me. I was like, right? You're like, yeah, and I should have said that. I should have said you're dumb. You said that's a problem. Yeah, but like that's not like a regular way of thinking Hey, I have a topic fuck you So we went we went out for a Nevene's birthday on Sunday. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna chase a nash this topic. Okay. No, come on Don't don't I haven't said anything the whole podcast. Okay. Well for the you'll like this topic. No very Dave This is good. You're gonna be able to weigh in with your opinion. Okay, which people love Okay, and I know you're gonna be really you want me over Jay? Okay, you're gonna love this topic. It has to do with breasts. Oh, yeah Okay, so we go off for Nevene's birthday. We go to a hotel in L.A. Yeah, and great time. We're having fun We got a hotel pool. We got a day bed. I'm so excited. I go to get the girl's drinks and I come back. Nevene comes running into Inside, she's like I have to talk to you. She's like, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm like what what what happened? What happened? She's like this lady took her top off at the pool, and I'm like in my mind. I'm like, yeah So what and the girls were so Flaky affronted by this that a woman would take her top off. So I throw it to you guys What's your stance on topless at a pool at a hotel pool? Yeah. I don't think that's allowed. What are you talking about really? Yeah, you can't I've seen it for years. Was it a Marriott? No, I can't tell. No, I can't do that. What are you talking about? Was it a Marriott? You can take it if she can't do that. The hotel pool is really small. If she can't do that They would have told her to put it back on, but then they were asking me. They're like you should say something. I'm like And it was her birthday. So of course. I was like, okay. I'll say something even though I didn't want to You in and said something listen. I was worse than whipping out your tits. Oh, you would have even though I don't care But for my wife on her birthday, I'd be like all fucking say something. Whereas it like a woman that was Was she laying on her bed with her tits out and trying to think what she doing it on purpose to be like look how beautiful these are Or was she just literally doing it to free the nip? What was intention behind taking those titties out? She wasn't tanning that she was just kind of sitting up and she was just And that's a great question Dave like what is the intention? I don't know. I kept asking that like is she what you want attention Or is she just like freeing the nip right? I don't think she wanted attention. No, I think that's like a real That's like a crazy way to want to actually. Maybe she was like European come from out of town And this is just the norm for her and she didn't know that she was not European. Oh, what did the boobs look like? That's a good point though The boobs I don't look at other women's tits. Okay, that was the test. You didn't know they were there. That was a talent. Yeah It was she younger than that older Compared to Natalie's yeah, were they big were they like a cup or like double D. Where they massive like Natalie's Yeah, they were like, you know, they were just whatever. Okay, so you saw what I did see about one boy And you have a wife and you were looking over there the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah And you didn't want to say anything because then you would not be able to see him anymore Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe we should just let her we should just let her be Yes, and you sound like a pervert if you take the other side. She's fun Right, what's the big deal? I guess but like I don't know that would kind of ruin my pull experience too Because that I would feel like I can't like look anywhere Really? Yeah, well, I was looking in the direction of boobs. Are you nuts? The girls were making tic-tocks. Oh, yeah, that's crazy And then she took her top off and then suddenly it's like, okay, well, that's probably why she did it no more video Wait, that's why she did it. Maybe she was fighting that. Yeah, a hundred percent. That's why she did it. Were she in the back of tic-tocks? She was right next to us. Oh, yeah I'm taking out my tits too to to type people Yes, no, that makes sense. That is like crazy. Checkmate method of defense. That's that's crazy. That's pretty standard Take your tits out so someone stops making a tic-tock video. Yeah, that's like literally that is like where my brain would if I was a woman That is where my brain goes immediately. I'm like how do I make a very strong point here? Without saying a word. I'm gonna take my top off the campus's video. Yeah, yeah, you should try. You should take your cock out next time someone starts filming you Yeah, I'm just every time you try to put me in one of our fucking dumb fashion tic-tocks take your cock out Fashion tic-tock. I will wait my dick out these fashion tic-tocks What do you guys haven't been fed on tic-tock because David's dick is out and all my tic-tocks. Yeah, how do you get David into your face and take a hundred drafts It's just my penis never really what why David will never be in any of my tic-tocks What do you say some of the funniest ideas that would go viral and he always says no Just don't get it it's fun. I don't get it Yeah, yeah, what do you mean you you I give you ideas too, and I'm like this would be funny. We should do this But he's like no, I would never I don't know why I'm also on you means more money for you Like we used to post tic-tocks like that all the time Yeah, we were fucking 20 with two years old. No, we weren't responsible your perception of age brother You keep saying you were 22 you were like 27 You're 27 so we are that was literally so they're you're fucking oh no, I'm fucking 30 now 30. Oh, yeah, I was a cool seven when we were making tic-tocks during 25 I was a little wait you're not 22. Let me say I'm 29. Yeah, you're 20. No, Natalie. No, I just listen I've say this a lot my Chris my good friend Chris Martin once said what's the point of making all that noise? What is the point and I was like that's a really good point? I think it's cute and fun It's just like it's not cute and fun though. It's like who cares? What do you say when you want David and one of your tic-tocks? Do this to me. Will you do this with me? I don't know I mean I don't even ask him anymore Yeah, I don't yeah, it's like a really good idea. I'm down like Natalie's ideas are like There's silly goofy like girly things like it's not something complicated. It's like yeah Like I would do them if it was you know if it was COVID again and like And we're bored and that's all we had to do and like that we're just like that's how we were sustaining doing like Natalie, I used to do fucking synchronized dances during So I used to out for hours. There's some tic-tocks that we would maybe spent like hours learning dances That was so the day that was so funny because like I was not posting vlogs anymore And it was like oh, I have to post a tic-tock a day to like maintain like my like relevancy in this world And like we were posting them every day for a little bit And then I remember it slowly started slipping away and I was like because I was like running out of things to post and I was like Okay, every two days every three days every four days and then it gets every week and then you're like every month I think I like who cares. It's really interesting. COVID was a really really really funny time. Do you ever going? Remember when we hung out with Addison Ray one of the first times And we went to like a diner like 40 minutes outside of LA. Where was it like see me Valley or something? No, remember that maybe you weren't there. We went to diner. It was like very far away. Yeah, and paparazzi was outside And we were like what oh, we're so confused and this is like what you call them didn't you when she was like a tic-tock I could call them. Yeah, I called them and it was like when she was a tic-tock. I was like paparazzi in the valley like this isn't make any sense. We're so confusing. Wow It was like one of our first experiences of like a paparazzi and a tic-tocker. I don't know Was it Hollywood fix? There's like one of those. There's like one of those like bridging the gap between yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen I don't know. I've been a fan of tic-tockers becoming celebrity since the day one one of my least favorite things It's ever happened is like I'm like I pride myself of being in pretty much in the know of like what's who's coming up Nax and whatever and like what's like exciting and things and I remember when I was making tic-tocks with like These Madison and these people and I remember I brought them to like a party with like let's say like I'll say I don't want to say Alistair's but like celebrities that were like of my age. I remember Like three of them were like why the fuck? Did you bring tic-tockers here? And I looked at them and I was like because I've known these people for like a while and I was like excuse me Like that is the most L.A. thing I've ever heard Anybody say wow I was like these people are like they're really fun like I'm not just bringing tic-tockers because they're like Pop pop it off like these people are like I'll hang out for like two weeks and they're like really good vibes That's like really confused and then the project lo and behold yeah two years later. Yeah, what would be it's nominated for a Grammy? That's all not even that but that's all they're doing is now they're all hanging out. I wish I could go up to them and You should hear the shit that fit. Yeah, I wish I could go up to either of them and be like, you should hear the shit. - Shit, they said about you. - And vice versa. - I agree. - I think that's really wack. - Isn't that funny about life? - That's the most LA thing I've ever experienced. - That's very LA. - Which doesn't happen. I hate when people, maybe this does happen in LA, but when people portray LA in TikToks and go like, how many followers do you have? I don't think I've ever heard that. The only person I've heard that question from are adults that have no idea about social media. And they're like, so what does that mean? How many followers do you have? Like, I don't think I, have you ever heard a kid ask you that? - Like, it just in public? - Yeah. - Yeah, I've had a kid ask me that. - A child, yeah. - Oh, a child, yes. But I'm saying like, sorry, I keep saying a kid. I mean like somebody R-H. - You're not a self-refrighted, 20-year-olds is kid. - Yeah, like, have you, when we're not, we're not 20 or 30. - People used to ask me that all the time. - Like when you were at parties, like when you were like, well, not UJ, but when we were like 23 at parties. - Yeah, you're saying for events and parties. Like, get in someone. Does anybody ever come up to you and be like, how many followers do you have? - No, but like, they're all-- - Okay, then your action that has also never happened to me. - Yeah, but there are parties where you have to be like, where you have to list your Instagram or you have to like, those definitely exist. I just don't think they happen to you 'cause everyone just knew who you were. - But I don't think people are listing their, like there are parties where you have to put your Instagram, but I think it's so people can check to see if you're hot. (laughing) - Yeah, but also-- - I don't think people are hot. I think that's like, that I think if people in random cities do that too, they do that at like a random college party. - Yeah, it's just to see if you're hot or if they also, it's to judge your value. If you're, I'm gonna invite you to this event and I don't know you. Oh, maybe you have a big following. - Oh, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. I just feel like I haven't had like the most. - No, I get your point. - Yeah. - Your point is like, when you see that in like a movie or a TikTok, how many followers do you have? - It's very overexaggerated. - Yeah, it's like, it doesn't happen. - But I also maybe don't think I've had the right experiences with that, I guess. I don't know, maybe I'm like pretty biased when I come to that too. - Yeah, I think you're a follower privilege. - I have a set, I have a set answer for that, right? Hey, if somebody asks me how many followers I have, I say, I don't talk about that, that's very gauche. - Goose? - Goose? - Really? - What's gauche? - I would like kill my vibe though. - Yeah, I'd be like, oh, you're uninvited, get out. - Well, if someone asked, but no, that's not what I mean. No, I'm saying like, that would like make me feel like, oh god, he's fucking, he's a dick. Even though the question that that kid asked you just fucked up, it's like, what? - But I'll follow that up with. - Oh, my least favorite question is, is what someone goes, are you famous? - Yeah, I'm not like, what the, what do you say? - You don't say anything, you go, that's not a horrible question. - Yeah, exactly, there's nothing wrong with telling someone, put it in someone gauche. - It's like a saying gauche, it's a very intense one. It's almost like you're, you're even flexing on them that you're higher intellect. - Yes. - I think it's easier to be like, that's like, that's a stupid question, I don't know how to answer that. - Well, you certainly do not answer it, I don't know how to answer it. - It's a number, I think. - How many followers do you have? - Oh. - But I guess famous, yeah, that one's more esoteric. - Fuck you, what's with you in these words? - Hey, I have a topic. People who are too understanding, I really relate it to this. - People who are too understanding. - People who are too understanding were once forced to grow up early. - Isn't that interesting? - Right, that's where I'm at. - Like you make excuses for other people? - Yeah, like you, yeah, exactly, so like David's being an asshole. I'll be like, "Hell, it's David, you know, is it?" - Hey, you are like that, I actually give you that. - Yeah, I am like that. - Are you like that? - Come on, you're pretty understanding. - I'm like the most understanding. - Oh, yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I thought you were gonna go the other way. - Oh. - I think you're very understanding. - No. - I think you and I are like that. Like if there's somebody else, if there's someone on trial for murder, you'll always be like, oh man. (laughing) And I'll be like, well, you did kill those people. - Yes, I'm really bad at that. - Right. - Because I'm just like, everyone's a product of how they grew up. - Right. - So it's very difficult. Like how could I possibly judge this man if I was in shoes? - Yeah. - How could I possibly do that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm not saying murder's justified, but I'm just like saying like, it's just really, truly impossible. - And what about Natalie? She understanding? - She's a bitch. - No, I'm pretty. - No, and Natalie's not understanding. - It depends on the scenario for sure. - Yeah, I don't know, it's very tough. That's why I am really scared. Like I'm not one to just blindly defend my friends. - Like I'm very loyal. - Oh yeah, boy, my brother, I know it's your friend. Like I'm very loyal to my friends. And I'll help to see them see things clearly more than anybody else. But like a friend comes to me and they're like, especially Natalie's friends. Oh my god, the biggest fucking gossip. - What? - Like the second her girlfriend's come with tea about another girlfriend, like I'm just like, first of all, you just came to me first. That's all that's happening here. Like I'm gonna hear this other side, and that other side may not be correct either. And I will never get to the bottom of this. Therefore, I'm out. Like I can't possibly understand what you guys are both, you know what I mean? And you're probably right, and you're both probably wrong. But can we not, I hate that about you. - I mean, it's true. - I come to you with problems all the time. And you always take the other person's life. - I don't do it on purpose though. But I'm just-- - You do, you're like this, this study. I'm just like, there's a reason, there's a reason that the other person has the other side. It's just like, it's impossible. And everything is always most likely gray, right? But wouldn't it feel good to go if Natalie came to you with something and you go, you know what, not? You're absolutely right. Fuck that person. - Here's a good, here's a, here. - Oh my god, I would-- - He would never say that. - I would die for David to do that. If I came to him with like an issue about something or someone and he'd be like, you know what, you have a good point. - Yes. - Yes, that is incorrect. - Yeah, you should try that person. - Let me compare it to, if you don't feel it. - Let me compare it to a movie I just watched. Have I recommended people to watch Devils Advocate? - Not sure, but yes. - Okay, so I'm gonna start recommending movies on the views podcasts here. And you guys watch 'em and let me know what you think, 'cause I'm so curious. I love recommending movies. Devils Advocate is my new one. - Okay. - Okay, so there's a scene. - Tiny spoiler alert, tiny, actually not really, but skip over this if you wanna watch it. Actually don't, who cares? There's a, he's a lawyer and he's defending this guy who's on trial for murder. And they think he killed three of his, this is not a spoiler, you can keep listening. They think he killed his kids. - Yeah, people aren't taking their headphones on him. (laughing) - It's just that spoiler. - Okay, so we can listen again. (laughing) - How do they even hear that? - Come back in the room guys. Dev said it's okay. (laughing) - Okay, so they think that he killed his wife and his kids. - Yeah. - And his lawyer comes in and he's like, the lawyer that's defending him and he's like, the guy I'm defending is a complete fucking asshole. - Okay. - I hate him. The more I talk about him during the trial, you're going to hate him even more. But does that mean that it's enough to justify making this man guilty of a murder he didn't do? And I think that's a very, very fair point in just like life in general. Like I think like two can be right. And like there's a, and that's what makes a lot of things gray. This guy cheated on his wife multiple times. It was a bad father. Like fucked over a lot of people with money. But like does that necessarily mean that he killed somebody? You know what I mean? Like I just think there's like, and that's why I think it's so hard to argue for certain things because it's like, yeah, that person could have done that better. Didn't murder him. Still an asshole. I just, I don't know. That's why I think it's like really hard to take somebody's side for one thing. Because like when Natalie goes, this person's a bitch. - Yeah. - In my head I go, yes, this one thing. - Well, you are too. - This one thing they did wrong. But you also shouldn't have said that. So like, - Yeah. - There's a two way street here. - Where do you get into you? - Where do you find your girlfriend? - You'll be, you'll be. - Oh yeah, I'm talking. - You're right. - Oh yeah, she is a bitch. You have to take, that's something I've learned like being married, the second time around. It's like you gotta, - Really? - You gotta take her side. - You have to be compassionate and understand. - Yeah. All right, whatever guys. - Yeah. - Listen to me. - But you have Air Act and Joshua Church. - I'm in J. Shetty. - And J. Shetty. - Oh guys, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys for listening. Natalie, thanks for joining us. - Take a break for the next one maybe. - Mm-hmm. - Oh me? - No, no. - You fight. - Why don't you do a solo pod? - Girls, I can't. - Oh my god. - I'm a chamberlain. I'm a chamberlain and I'm so impressed by how she does it. I'm blown away. How do you do a fucking solo pod? - This basically is a solo pod. It's you talking for 35 out of the 40 minutes. - Really? - Yeah, it's pretty crazy. - Oh, okay. So you guys should shut up more? - No, no, obviously everybody fucking loves you. - That's not true. Why do you say that? - I know what you're playing. You're playing the other side just so you get more comments. How about you? - How about you? - You're coming to comments, actually fuck David. Now they're thought about it. All right, bye guys.