Listener Q&A Episode 14

It's a Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. Have you heard it? Hey guys, for this episode of this podcast, we speak Spanish all the time because Spain wins the World Cup. My Spanish isn't great, but are you floating that we do the pot in Spanish because Spain won the World Cup? Yeah. Does gana mean win? One? I think, yeah, I think it does. I don't know. I recognized every other word, but I'm no expert. Based on the way we are out of the gates, I would say maybe not doing it in Spanish then. Since we're 50-50 on one. Say, you guys, Seth just left the World Cup to be here. I did. Wow. I left the World Cup. Jorm was really impressed that you didn't want to go to some afternoons. After party or something. Well, that's what you call dedication. It was a dedication. Si. And there was a traffic jamón. I think that's how you say it. Traffic ham. There was a traffic ham. And I have my window down and I'm just barking at people that I got a podcast to do. And it turns out everybody leaving the World Cup also felt like they were in a hurry. Oh, I thought you were going to say that they all had podcasts. They all had podcasts to do. How many people were at the World Cup? I mean, everybody. They probably did. FYI. Because they. I did hear while it was going that they said, this is a full house. It was very, it was very crowded. It was way more Argentinian fans than Spanish fans. Okay. I got a question for you. When they do the part where they're all yelling and it's very impactful and it sounds a little bit like Close Encounters, like, oh, do you have any idea what they're saying? No. Yep. Yeah. I mean, I assume it's kind of like, let's do this. We will rock you. But in Spanish. I was sitting. I was sitting behind Chef Jose Andres, who's a fantastic person, a former guest on my show, and an avid Spain fan. And there was the group next to us was entirely Argentinian. And it was delightful that, I guess it's the first time the World Cup final, both teams spoke the same language. It's the first time? It's the first time it's both all Spanish. And he's so charismatic that every time there was like a foul, he would just turn. And like, yell at these fans about how poorly they were behaving. And they would just yell back at him. And yet everything about it was aggressive, except like the twinkle in everybody's eyes. Wait, was he mad about the aggression of the team on the field or the aggression of the fans? No, no. A hundred percent of the team. He was, it was a lot of like, again, I do not speak Spanish at all. Based on the gestures. I think the gist of it was you should be ashamed of yourselves. Yeah. Your team is thugs. How can, yeah, exactly. How can you root for a team full of thugs? Thugs. It was pretty aggressive on both sides. I gotta say. Yorm, always the politician. Always the politician. Well, I'm running for office soon. There were a lot of, obviously, if you watch this game, there were a great many more Spanish chances than Argentinian. And every time there was a chance, it was like a wrestler. He would turn and face away from the field with like a look on his face. Like, and just like his eyes would go like bulging eyes and mouth open. Like he. To let the other people sitting behind him know, like, this is crazy. This is crazy. But it was also sort of, I can't look at what just happened anymore. I have to look the opposite direction. That is absolutely what you want in any game is a true fan. Going ham. I got. Going ham on. Going ham on. Thank you. We were directly in the sun. It was so hot. I was fully baking. They tried to give me a bucket hat. It was a pretty unattractive bucket hat with all the. Teams that had been in the world cup black bucket hat covered with like, not even like flags. Like just literally, I think like the initials. You look toasted. You look, your face looks red. Yeah. I'm fully toast. You got some vitamin D there. It looks like you could use this bucket hat. By the way, bucket hats in general, do they ever look good? They don't look good. And they offer the littlest amount of coverage of any hat. I will tell you that the bucket hats, there were no tickets on the bucket hats. It went into the extra time there was a run on the bucket hats, like everyone's vanity was. Completely. An extra time. It was dumb with bucket hats. When you took the photo, I was clocking while watching the game that when it went into shadow, I was like, I think that he's in the shadow side. No, you weren't. Never, never went out of shadow at all. That's a two and a half hours of summer sun. No, it's muy bien. It was a, it was a long day. Also, uh, I'll talk through my alcohol intake, which has showed up super hot day. I got there like a minute ahead of time. It was very dicey that we were going to miss some of the game. Thrilled to get in. It was ultra ice cold. Ooh. Barely beer. Love it. Barely beer. Yeah. Just shout out to Michelob Ultra if they want to sponsor us. Shout out, by the way, because it feels like it's as close to Gatorade as it is to beer. So you're like, this is messy drinks. I'm just hydrating. Yeah. Drink so easy. Yeah. And it's to the point where it dawned on me, oh, I think I might have had five Michelob Ultras before halftime. And, and you know, that's like 45 minutes. Well, it's not hot out. Yeah. Aren't they like the size of a Red Bull? Aren't they like those tiny? No. They're regular. It was a regular size. They can be normal. They can be those like long cans. But to you, a Red Bull, Yoram, just to flashback earlier in the pod, you think Red Bulls are very big because the one I saw you drinking was like three Red Bulls put together. I did have, I switched to the smaller ones. So maybe it is the size of a Red Bull. They have a new summer one that's come out and it's just delightful, you guys. So for the people at home, Andy was invited to join this pod. And as you know, we have some trouble scheduling and we waited to the last minute. To record this one. And he, I guess, can't do it. He was at a different World Cup. He can't do it. Would you, is it fair to say, and again, I think everyone who listens knows, get in line if you think you love Andy more than the three of us. Yeah. Get in line that you're all playing for fourth. With that said, would you agree he was a little surly about scheduling this week? Yeah. I had to call Keeve because I was like, I want to say something when he said he can't make it. Like Seth's going to make it. But I want it. And I so badly wanted to say like, oh, you're in a different World Cup. Yeah. But I didn't. I called Keeve to like banter. Just calling him out on the air though. It's all good. Well, I'm good. This is the place for it. Well, because he's not going to listen. So we're good. That is true. Totally in the clear. We should drop bombs all through here just to test them. Just drop bombs. So we do know that the creep should be next, but we can't do that without Andy. And then we also owe a back half of Turtleneck and Chainsongs, but that also wouldn't be right without Andy. So that's where we're left at. We're stuck. Tell me more about the World Cup, Seth. Oh, Ganando Cup, by the way, Keeve, that they won the World Cup. Ganando. Ganando. There you go. They Ganando-ed the World Cup? Yeah. Spain Ganando-ed the World Cup. It was a lovely time. I will just say the logistics of getting there, it seemed like it was going to be a giant headache. And I considered maybe turning down the gracious invitation. I'm so glad I went. It was really fun to be there. And I'm also so glad Spain won, not because I have a rooting interest, but they played so much better than Argentina. They did. It was a time only that they've won the World Cup. Yeah. Also, as you've noted, you were sat with such a notable Spaniard. I mean, you couldn't root against that man. No. He feeds the hungry around the world. He feeds the hungry. I bet he's fed plenty of Argentinians as well. Like no judgment as far as who he feeds. That's his whole thing. It's called World Central Kitchen. It definitely has served in Argentina. He was delightful. Absolutely. Well, we did get a very nice photo of you during halftime. So. Yeah. I was happy to share with you. Also, some video going around of me at Fanatics Fest in New York that I feel like was confusing to you guys. I've had a very sports-forward weekend, you guys. He was at some sort of a sports memorabilia conference. No. What would you call it? It was like a giant trading cards show, but then it's become so much more. It was at the Javits Center. It's massive. It's basically Tom Brady does a panel, Karl-Anthony Towns does a panel, and then also you can walk around and buy baseball cards. Basketball cards. You were buying baseball cards. Of course. We were trying to guess which cards you were buying. I did something with Sudeikis where they gave us each $2,500 to buy. In 15 minutes we had to buy as many cards, basically put together the best collection of $2,500 cards, and then an expert judged it, and whatever the expert judged is better. The winner got to keep all $5,000 of the cards. That's fun. I lost. I feel like the fix was in. Sorry. But it was fun. Did you know that Sudeikis and Brendan Hunt were going to introduce Justin Bieber during the halftime show? Yeah. In character from Ted Lasso? I knew they were participating in the halftime show. I assumed it would be a Ted Lasso forward. I did not know the Bieber detail. It was fun to see. I have one shameful thing to say about my behavior at Fanatics Fest. Yeah. So you're walking around the floor, a lot of people. I had a couple of off-duty cops with me, escorts. These were not people that I asked for. They were like, "Hey, if you're coming, we're going to just have people." Yeah. With that said, I love this community. I love the card community. I love talking to people. I love saying yes to pictures. We were in a rush. Every single time somebody asked me for a picture, I'd stop, I'd take it. Then at one point, this 10-year-old kid blocks my path. Now, it probably worked against him that he was wearing full Yankees gear. And he's like, "Hey, you famous?" And I said, "Yeah, I guess so," and he goes, "Really?" And I said, "Yeah, I think I am a little bit famous." "Okay, take a picture with me." And I went, no, and just kept walking. I was like, my heart was racing. And then I felt as though I had to apologize to my escorts. I was like, you guys saw, like, that's very odd. Yeah, he was bullying me. You guys have seen, I'm a yes guy. But at some point, you've got to. I hope that was documented somewhere. You felt full shame. Just full shame. But also, it was, I mean, it flowed out. It was a very natural, authentic way I spoke to him. I was not putting on airs at all. He wasn't being polite to you. Yeah, yeah. It was the fact that he made me confirm my celebrity twice that I think broke me. Like, someone had told him I was. He was squinting at you. Yeah, there was something like. You? How? But how? Why? Because you, like, did something bad? Yeah. Like, what'd you do? You get me tooned? Yeah. You get me tooned and come back too fast? Yes. But anyway, that was my dad moment. Well, this seems like you had a really fun weekend. Pretty good weekend. Going to sporting things. We did. I mean, you guys saw the video I sent. I mean, I saw a bed race. So tell me, there was some sort of community race happening where a man was on a toilet that had been nailed to, it felt like, I'm going to say a piece of plywood with four wheels. Right so far. Toilet nailed on top. Uh-huh. Then railings put up around it, like, so you could sit on the toilet and hold onto railings. And then four other men, grown men, like pallbearers almost, as if they're like a pit crew, one in each corner, holding the bars, and then running down a street with, like, cones set up, like a race track. Correct. While one man sat on the throne, so to speak. Yeah, he was the coach, I think. Yeah, he was sitting like he was a, what is it called? Like a coxswain. That's what I was going to say. Is it called a coxswain? Yeah. Okay, great. Now, was it timed? And then the next? Yes. And then when the next crew came, did they have their own rig? Or do they get on the same toilet? They did. They didn't have a toilet. Like, that was, you know, you can add a little bit of personal flair to your bed, I guess. The thing is, the bed races that I've seen online, because I've never seen this before in my life, obviously, but in smaller towns, I'm in a very small town, have beds. They usually have mattresses. And so I expected that. But the toilet was a new one to me. And the fact that the toilet guys were, by far and away, like, the best. Well, it seems weird. So you're allowed to put anything you want on that plywood. So there's a weight issue there. The fact that they, like, I mean, to lose to a guy on a toilet is pretty demeaning, I think. But yeah, they were great. Everyone cheered for them, and so did I. Yeah. Wow. Congratulations on moving to what seems like a really good neighborhood. Well, I just mean, what I wanted to say was that we are all doing fun things this weekend. Yeah. And me and Seth, I think, we're equal. Yeah. I went to a giant, like, trading card festival and the World Cup, and you were at the toilet derby. Well, both of them. They're all sporting events. Yeah, and both of them had the same amount of love, I think, and sort of, like, the world coming together. So, Seth, did you listen to the first half of last week's pod that you weren't there yet for? You know, I was supposed to, and then I got a little jammed up because I made notes. Because I did do my research and read all the comments and stuff. Okay. And there are four timestamp moments that I really meant to go back and listen to. Well, I just was going to let you introduce the Lin-Manuel thing, but maybe we should do it because you weren't there. Yes. I know a little bit. But I would prefer if you guys took the lead on this. Yeah, well, you know, the Quades listen to every episode, so they heard it. Yeah. We called him out on dropping an F-bomb in Moana, where she says something that sounds like a kind of a Scottish, fucking rising, and she's pissed off that the tide is always rising. And so, we asked him to send a rebuttal, and he did. I mean, we didn't actually ask him. We asked him on the air, and he listened and sent it. That's how we communicate with people now. Yeah. She's like, Andy, we'll have a rebuttal for your arm next week. Definitely. Yeah. Hello, fellas. Hello, Quade Army. Thank you for the quump bump on live action Moana. Didn't see it the first weekend, but now that you guys have done the plug, I'm sure it's smooth sailing. I wanted to thank you for that. I want to remind everyone to go see Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. You never miss a David Wayne movie when it's in theaters. I'm going tonight, actually, and I can't wait to see it. I wanted to just clear up Moana's cursing in both the original and live action. Moana, it's actually my fault. It's a scansion thing. She is saying, it's like the tide always falling and rising. And if that's not clear enough, it does sound like a Scottish fall and rising. But I thought I'd give the Quade Army a peek at my original demo for this, too. Which had slightly different lyrics. So play that after you play this. Long-time fan, first-time caller. And also, I recant my previous decision. Ross Trent absolutely belongs in Criterion Collection. Please don't come for me online. Thank you. Love you. Love you, boys. Thank God for that. Yes. Smart. Set the record straight there. I'm very happy that he came around in that. I feel like he's been carrying that burden since he made that. All right, so here is the demo that he sent over. Oh, my. I am a woman. Yeah. Now back to the good part. It's, I feel like one can't believe that he and Questlove together did a Criterion episode. Because I feel like there are two people who, at all moments, have every song in their head. The seamless into Nickelback. I just wish I could play piano to make jokes like that. Yeah. I know. So they're both writing a new song. And while they're doing it, they also have every song that ever existed, just like spinning discs that they can pull out and snatch. Must be a nightmare in their heads, honestly. It's just chaos. It's just a mixtape. But I don't think it is chaos. It's like a finale song from Pitch Perfect. Me, I just have the top three Descendants songs from Descendants. I've listened to that like six times before this. So you're not getting my fresh listen here because I enjoyed it so much. But yeah, there's the truth, folks. Breaking news, I guess. Yeah. She cursed way worse, then went into Nickelback, and then a little bit of a Jack Sparrow shout out. That's an early demo. That just shows you, kind of like when we played Dice Just Had Sex songs, and you heard how we iterate on ideas before you get to the final. This was just an early stage, an early iteration of I Am Moana. I would like Moana so much, or any musical, just having some. If somebody say their name, I am Moana. By the way, the Jack Sparrow thing, the boys got invited to a birthday party next week, and they were told that it's a pirate theme party, and they're going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 5 at this party. And so they've known this for a couple of weeks. And so we've been watching. They really, it's really important to them to watch the first four. So they are seeing a movie, and they're not lost. Pirates of the Caribbean 5, that still is maybe seven, or eight, or 10 years old, right? Yes, I think like. That's such an interesting choice for a birthday party. It's very strange. I think it's the last one. Because they did three, and then Bloom was out, Knightley was out. Yeah, I think they did five total. But I keep getting so excited because I'm thinking they're going to so enjoy Captain Jack Sparrow. And then I remember, oh no, but it's still like Scarface and Forrest Gump. Yeah, it's really dirty. Yeah. You can play the SNL aired one, at least with beeps. Right. But you still have to like pause it and be like, oh, this is a different movie. I haven't seen it. You do think you probably need to show them Forrest Gump and then show them Scarface. Scarface, yeah, yeah, yeah. And a little bit of Aaron Brockovich, at least. Was there a Scarface 2? There was no Scarface 2, right? No, more Scarce. More Scarce. That's too bad. It's called like plastic surgery. You're kind of a cinephile, right, Jorm? Yeah. But you have these weird, like, I don't know, like dead spots where you don't know if there was a Scarface 2. Yeah, but I am a cinephile. There still could be. There was a good timestamp that I went back and listened to. One was somebody said, this is the exact moment. It was clear that Seth wasn't there. So obviously I love rushing to that moment of the pod. What was it? It was Jorm saying that he's going to have a Chick-fil-A outside the Washington Monument, which he hopes is soon going to be the Trump Monument. And then Andy said, and by having it, you mean fucking a chicken sandwich. Yeah. I also like that you were complaining, Keev, about how there were limited tracks of Moana on your Apple Music. Yeah, it was weird. And Andy said he thinks that's a U problem. And then he posited, do you think anybody ever on a submarine when they got bombed by a U-boat said, I think this is a U problem. We talked about that for about 20 minutes, I think. If they had that in Greyhound and they talked about it for like five minutes, I'd be like, this is the best movie of all time. Do you guys remember in Battleship when it finally turns into the the game Battleship, I mean, I stood up and applauded. in my living room yeah it was 14 it was so amazing they realized that like an hour and 45 minutes a movie had just been reverse engineered to this moment when they've lost all the modern radars and technology and they've divided the ocean into a grid and now they're having to use analog uh like sonar to send it yes i can't believe there's not a version of battleship that you can play that's like alpha alpha seven you can say that that's fine you can play it sure yeah that's true you know not easy jobs when you are like hey here's the ip it's a it's a board game you have to make it a movie and i'm just wondering like when they wrote that scene were they like fucking yes we cracked it i mean i think they wrote that scene and then had to write 98 pages before it be like how do we get here yeah and they're like well there's aliens right and there's an old ghost battleship that's haunted by the old men who used to run it who now um it was not uh written ahead of time but one of my favorite drunken ad libs during a day drinking was we were doing flirting with uh rihanna and i walked up to the bar and asked her if she was the girl from battleship and she really she had a really funny reaction because it is so fucking funny that rihanna was in battleship oh real quick your many many quades talked about how they also got choked up listening to you tell your story about weird al visiting you in the hospital oh but then a couple did float the idea that you were so pilled out you maybe imagined it no i have a photo that i won't share with uh because it's slightly inappropriate but it does prove that he was there so i would love it if you shared the photo i will send it to you him with rihanna and liam neeson on the battleship set it might be i was on a lot of pills so aces michael jackson oh yeah immediately beloved i do have a question and maybe we can ask michael to voice note we all know that was michael jackson but when is that michael jackson from you know what i mean like what era yeah and does that michael jackson who left that really nice voicemail do they kind of know what's how they're perceived no it seems like that was a frozen in time from a beloved michael yeah is this like michael jackson 1995 michael could you just tell us some of the pop culture you're enjoying right now some of the things in the news that are interesting to you i all of us just be healthy okay to me i think it's probably black or white yeah but that's around then isn't it what year is that it's probably 95 is it because i remember watching the video i think at your house keith because it had morphing so everyone was really excited about it dude i still think about that morphing and was that happened in berkeley california oh yeah thank you for getting the band you're welcome 1990 it came out in 1991 oh so did he send you a new one no he's going eventually well you know what we'll slowly and in the times that we hear from michael find out more um another moment that i enjoyed going back to because it was time stamped was you guys talking about how you how well you know billy madison and you're i'm saying uh oh yeah my favorite line is and then almost almost immediately you yeah that was a happy gilmore line you're like i will say my favorite line is wait what did he say he had also just watched it he's like i just watched it i could have cleaned it up and i should have but i didn't but andy remembered it immediately and probably hadn't seen it in decades yeah great keith he's better at spelling bee too so he says the mini so he says do we have the proof could this purchase be a very long con to make us think he's smart uh i also between pirates three and pirates four i said to my boys because it was just the three of us i was like will you guys let me show you the first 15 minutes of raiders of the lost ark it's a guy who played han solo and obviously it's breaking news it's the best first 15 minutes of any movie ever and as soon as it ended they were like okay pirates i was like wait so i recently re-watched the curse of the black pearl the first one yeah because i was like i bet you the first one's really good because all i remembered is the chaos of the later ones and it is still really good i thought do you agree yes because i just watched it recently too but i also like the second one i mean the second one is that where they go off the rails and they're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm with the big wheel that he's running on top of yeah that's the dopest part of the second one i watched the first yeah the wheel the wheel seems great the wheels inspired it's really cool i i'm gonna tell you this i like pirates three times more every time the scene is during the day when it gets dark or in stormy it's so dark and it might just be that my eyes are busted now i might need to calibrate your tv next time i'm in the city you know i think that though that has to do with the theater versus tv because i do think it's in theaters it's the coziest most like oh my god it's like being in the ride yeah which is fantastic but yes on a tv it sucks right um have you guys seen odyssey yet no oh the odyssey no will you imax it i do kind of want to see it on the you know 70 millimeter imax version but that's like i need to either find a screening or wait two months right how did it do did it beat uh over your body for the weekend the first weekend you have to wait for the numbers to come in i think yeah i'll take anybody's i wouldn't rush to judgment here yeah um a willard was the man who trained the rats ben was the rat yeah so i had mentioned like wait it wasn't which rat was ben because i knew there was something something was up right there oh i also um we were talking about celos fuck you slash forget you yeah and i was like someone said what about a cluck you and i was like i think i've heard that but i couldn't find it my brother texted me that it was um the muppet movie like the seagull one the jason seagull from over your dead body yeah uh his version of the muppets the chicken like gonzo's girlfriend chickens sing cluck you makes sense that's great is it you mean camilla right yeah that's her that's that one somebody sent in an article from i think about a year ago and jake valentine is the author i can't actually find the source but headline was 21 poorly reviewed movies we can't help but love now we haven't made that many yet hot rod was number one on this list so here's my question and this is a little bit harder than i thought it would be but can you guys name two more of the 20 oh i mean it's a little unfair because it's this list is is kind of uh okay it might be billy madison i don't think billy madison probably got good reviews no it's not but there's there's an ish one space balls no uh was wet hot is wet hot on there there you go i got one wet hot nicely done nicely done i kind of hoped it was all that world and it's not but um battleship no but there's some darren aronofsky's the fountain great call but no that was a classy guess keith you got one and i'm impressed well give us a few now i'm just curious well uh pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest that's the second one right i think that is the second one yeah the problem with it if i could be so bold while first giving a shout out to gore verbinski and saying that they're fucking incredible and i really enjoyed rewatching them the problem the last 30 20 minutes or maybe 10 minutes of that one you don't realize you're in a movie that's not going to have a ending right because they shot it at the same time as they shot the third i believe and all of a sudden you've been on this whole adventure and then it just kind of like and jack sparrow's dead and here we are back in this room and now we're all just discussing and then there's a woman who's like you want to bring him back and you're like what yeah he just died and now you're talking about bringing him back but not in this movie she's like well then we better go look for the dead man's chest and then barbosa comes back from the first movie he's like hey i'm around still and you're like i didn't think i was just watching like an episode of a tv show yeah well tell us how it should have ended keith it's they should have wrote a third act and well this guy wants the world i mean again i said this about uh spider verse part one of spider verse and i know yorm was in it and everything yeah spider verse two yeah yeah yeah when that ended in the theater and i loved it again the people sitting a woman sitting right behind me and my children screamed fuck you yeah if that's how it feels yeah she should have said fuck you too right because it feels like the screen just said fuck you to you right oh yeah but no she said no fuck you yeah yeah yeah exactly it is a problem with the these epic two-parters that don't let you know it but by the way that's how i felt at the first lord of the rings because i've never read the books i didn't understand that it was just going to be nothing and i got into that theater super excited i watched the whole movie like hell yeah hell yeah and then it got to the end i put that in quotes because it was just the middle of a movie like mid-walk yeah and it was just like i'm not gonna be able to do it again i'm not gonna be able to do it again i'm not gonna see you in three years and i was like dude fuck you lord of the rings is the most i've ever felt that key yeah i i could not i could not believe what had just been done to me we should really have an episode about this because andy loves it he loves them but i've never read dune and i did not feel like that at the end of the first dune movie why is that because i just knew there was three and i've been so trained by these other movies maybe that helps yeah or you just i was just surprised again it wasn't even the movie making because i know i'm like oh wait this is somebody wrote a book that ended like this yeah yeah well it's a road trip movie yeah and they get like a third of the way and they're like the end yeah and you're like that's not a road trip movie also you know what you know what makes road trip movies fun cars yeah i can't be like hey frodo get in the fucking car you dumbass frodo hey our car's out of gas and then one of them pulls up and is like how about this one oh I mean, I think Andy and I might diverge the most on Lord of the Rings. yeah well same uh tommy boy made the list okay i just watched tommy boy with my kids black sheep make it as well no i think but probably just because uh because tommy boy's on there my kids love tommy boy there's so many funny jokes one of my favorite lines is like oh god i can't remember well done good armageddon it's like he's like i'm a fat guy and i my coat is undersized for my carriage i think that's the line right he keeps saying it was a somebody called the tailor my coat doesn't really not here or here someone does right here um con air oh well why not oh you know one that is beloved not this is not one of my favorite movies of all time but i certainly know a group of people who just swear by clue the original clue yeah my wife is one of them and has indoctrinated my kids by the way your kids are fine i was watching black pearl to see if i thought my girls would like it and there's so much just like straight up killing like where you know someone's running someone in with a sword that i was like oh they're not gonna want this but your boys are just fine with that right oh i mean they're so sword forward oh so so you you were right cave that your girls did not like it no i didn't even show it to them of course the black pearl i just watched it because i wanted to and also i was like but in the back of my mind i'm like oh maybe they'll like this and in my and then when people start getting murdered i was like they're not gonna like most most boys are sword forward uh somebody wrote in my youtube algorithm recently served me an snl sketch from an golden era called fly high duluth and i've since been able unable excuse me to get out of my head i feel like we talked about fly high duluth i believe uh eric henward hen sketch um scarlet hosted so this is all from memory for me as well fly high duluth was i think the new theme song for a local television show and i think it's going to be a great song for a local television show station that was a very crazy long song with forte's lead singer and then it became sort of there was like a moment where it had like a breakdown into like a jim morrison-y type doors song where it becomes like very talky and uh haunting but uh yeah it's a good one i'm glad the youtube algorithm suggested it don't support that gun and there was a trivia question for andy which we'll have to ask him uh next i'll answer it i know it go ahead was was he in it oh i can't answer that sorry damn it shit now josh church uh sent yorm a voice note oh it was just about the uh the spelling of peewee he well first let me just say he worked on the peewee movie as a producer because he's judd's right hand man so he helped on pop star and just to shout out josh church too because he also has one of the funniest lines of uh the other guys where they are very successful in the beginning doing some sort of like thwarting some sort of crime and then he's a hot dog guy everyone cheers for the guys and then he's a hot dog guy who's very excited and he's like free hot dogs for everyone everyone's like yay and he goes no drinks no drinks can't do it can't do it that's one of my favorite ones anyway that's josh church should we hear the voice now let's hear it let's hear it i think it's just interesting to real peewee heads hey yorma it's hollywood's josh church hope you're well as a dutiful member of the quaid army and a peewee herman fan i love love love the pod it was amazing um i do have one note which is the title peewee and andy's night now when it shows up on my phone on the podcast app it's spelled capital p e space capital w e e and as we know the correct spelling of peewee when it's related to peewee herman is capital p e e dash lowercase w e e so i don't know if that was a choice but it's the incorrect choice so maybe that should be corrected or or not by the way who cares i do i cared i left i left you a voice note we're not voice note back and forthers this is a voice note back and forth this is a voice note back and forth this is a voice note back and forth this is a this is that important um i hope you're well maybe you guys did that because you're like this isn't the peewee you know because he was a little gnarly in that one you're like this isn't all you know we thought it was more respectful yeah i think it was only miss done on our podcast title yeah not in the right right when uh bill hater and i wrote our one issue of a spider-man comic and we turned in our first draft the really nice people at marvel were like um there's a dash i do find that always weird whenever i see it i'm like is that right yeah it is spider of dash and then capital m yes because it's not super dash man no i know it's dc not marvel maybe dc was like the no dash and marvel that's why they're so mad about it they're like at marvel we do dashes ant dash man yeah but iron man iron man no dash i don't think does iron man doesn't have a dash shit so they were inconsistent they were inconsistent yeah there's no dash no dash on iron man quick story about iron man yeah sure so when i was in uh england for my junior year abroad uh i befriended my friend named hiroshi he's a japanese dude and like me and him and a bunch of other people we were like traveling around uh we were in amsterdam for one of our breaks and we bought these beers these boddington beers and we were all drinking them and then uh hiroshi who's his english wasn't like super good but he was like um he was like oh this beer tastes like metal and we were like what come on man and he was like no it tastes like metal and we kept drinking because we kept saying like no it doesn't and then we looked at he got deep enough into it that we could see the bottom of his and we were like his whole thing had rusted through so he was drinking like rusty rusty beer and then we were like yo how do you say iron man in japanese and he was like tetsujin and then we just called him tetsujin for the rest of the time that we know that was iron man that's actually the first iteration of the iron man that's how it happened that was the origin story yeah he just he just drinks a busted old he got some cheap tony stark's the billionaire who buys cheap beer yeah it was old army beer when he's locked in a he gets locked overnight in one of the barracks let's see if we can this is what i would try to force him to do right now we'll send it out to him and hopefully he'll do it and we'll drop it in right now andy as barney from the simpsons do tony stark having a beer and turning into iron man a rusty beer well well well look who comes crawling back yeah no seth no i don't think i will be doing barney from the simpsons as iron man okay not after the friggin hit job you guys laid on me at the beginning of this thing let us take a trip down memory lane here's a guy named me available all week zero communication no one reaches out nothing no plan have we had discussions about this let's say over the past few years about how it's better to plan ahead for me yeah we've had that convo i think it's pretty well recorded actually i could pull up the old receipts if one wanted then we find ourselves on friday all of a sudden real active in the thread looks like seth is ready uh we recording a pod today everyone's like yeah maybe uh sure maybe here's me saying uh is that the plan had that been discussed previously nope we're just trying to throw it together easy breezy well guess what not for me i was busy but what do i do i let you guys know i can't and then immediately say i could do pretty much any time tomorrow tomorrow being saturday which i've already stated pretty clearly to everyone over the years is not my preference weekends not good for me zero response got the receipts on that then all of a sudden i get told we gotta do it on sunday when i am really not available but not just on sunday on sunday only when seth is done going to see the world cup final i mean i can definitely see how i should shape my entire life and family life around that and then i pop on this old podcast app and listen to this man incriminate himself repeatedly about how busy he was all week dicking around at baseball card conventions and ignoring his own family doing whatever the hell he wants then bragging about jacking off jose andreas at the world cup final and i'm supposed to feel guilty no that ain't how it's working brothers so that is a negative seth i will not be doing barney as tony stark drinking a rusty beer oh my god you know what i'm just gonna go i'm not gonna get the part thanks here's the spider-man explanation according to wherever kevin just looked it up spider-man has a hyphen because co-creator stanley specifically added it to prevent readers from confusing him with dc's superman he wanted to ensure the hero had a completely distinct visual identity on comic book covers in block lettering and he frequently expressed annoyance with people left it out so he was also a stickler for it and it actually was because of dc superman man yeah huh interesting it would have looked the same at a glance and there are the two most popular i assume i mean the thing i would say uh in the defense of people who leave the dash out is um spider and super are spelled differently and uh often the actual superheroes drawn on the cover of the comic book so i feel like i feel like only the dumbest people would get home and be like hold up but you know what god bless um hey guys long time quaid love you guys don't want to be too picky but akiva has said etc a few times instead of etc etc instead of etc etc etc yeah i say etc not etc you have a couple things you say water kind of weird yeah that's my long isle that's from my long island long island if someone's in long island do they say water water like w that's like philly is what i water is my mom and grandma definitely say water and then i had to really concentrate to say it like water water water you you have to really concentrate to say it in the unsettling way you just said it yes i did water my kid was in the state uh state championships for swimming and exciting uh and it was all in long island and everyone kept saying into the water yeah all right guys into the water i have i have to finish my hat trick of athletic weekend i mean one was just buying baseball cards not athletic the other one was just watching soccer not that athletic but then um there's this uh uh crazy thing called it's all across country called swim across america and it's like uh raising money for cancer awareness uh cancer treatments and uh my wife signed me up for it and it was a mile swim in the ocean oh shit uh here's how quickly i knew i couldn't swim a mile in the ocean i would say within three strokes i had swallowed half the ocean and it was so funny to in real time it just it occurred to me i'm like i don't know how to swim in the ocean like i don't distance swimming in the ocean is a completely other thing see here's the thing we all love wives like i love wives and my wife but that's so nice she thought you could do it i don't know she thinks you're one of those men she just those hyphen men my wife is very generous with my skill sets like that she's just like yeah you do it you'll be fine i had a i had to switch to a breaststroke because i realized we can choppy water and i don't have good breathing technique i was genuinely swallowing too much water so you did it though you did it for a mile here's the thing so i'm doing breaststroke and i'm next to women who are 10 to 30 years older than me and i'm thinking just stay in this pack this will be my little school of fish couldn't keep up with them so i'm just getting and it's two laps in the ocean there's like these like buoys you have to go around twice like it's not a race per se which i'm explaining what this was but they give you like a thing around your ankle that's like a velcro tracker because the biggest thing i guess when you do these races in the ocean you got to make sure everybody goes in comes out so there's a lot of like making sure they write like numbers on the side of your arm just like anything to make sure we got it right you gotta identify the body so the whole time i'm doing this first loop i'm like i'm not doing a mile i'm fucking out of here at the because the exits at the end of the half mile too i'm like i'm fucking out of here by the way i'm also doing so bad i'll get out and it'll look like i finished 30 first you know what i mean you're getting left then i got out but the tracker only like starts when you walk through in the beginning and stops when you walk out i didn't think anything of it and then one of my friends sent me he's like so you won your age group because i entered in the mile and i only did a half mile and it fully is like they were like you did the fastest mile i'm like i did half a mile and so i've emailed the race website to be like hey this is stolen valor i did not do this but i don't think i don't even think they care a lot about you that you would want to own up to that i would be like yeah because it's so my time was so bad that they're like no bud there's no way that was only half a mile uh took a while how many people did this like this is like uh almost 200 people see that would freak me out too because it's all gets all frothy then you're in like a giant scrum pretty big ocean turns out oh yeah that's fair oh you went to one of those big oceans yeah we went that was a pretty good event a pretty good event um keith just had to duck away because uh one of his daughters needs attention and i will say when one of keith's daughters comes in in the background it is shocking to me as they get older how much i'm like oh it's liz oh yeah yeah no no and then as they come to the foreground you're like oh no that's a that's a child they have the same silhouette at a if you guys want i got a question specifically for your arm oh great great yes jeff to the rescue i hope this isn't insulting all right what's up y'all uh just watched over your dead body on the on the weekend and it was sick i really liked it anyway i was thinking with a title sequence it's like how much do you guys maybe specifically for your arm but i think all the other guys could have a answer to like when you make a movie are you like okay if i do a title sequence then it kind of gives away all the actors in it like for me i kind of knew oliphant was in it because you guys talked about it but you know if you like didn't know he was going to be in it but then you see his name at the opening credits you know you know he's in it versus not doing opening credits and then everyone's just surprised do you guys even think about that am i sounding crazy anyway love you that's a good that's a really good question it's a great question totally dug everything about that message i just want to say oh it's great question but we don't do a lot of movies where there is such a surprise of who shows up in it so this was definitely like something that i thought about putting at the end of the movie there's a bunch of rules of what you can and can't do and like and how many credits you have to put there's all this legal stuff that you have to go through so there's a truncated credit sequence that you can do uh you know i think the mcgruber had like a truncated credit sequence but yes you can put it at the end of the movie if all of them are going at the end of the movie i put it at the end of the movie i believe kevin you can correct me if i'm wrong um so yes i thought about that it's matching the original so i did want to do that and the other thing that credit sequences do which is nice is that they kind of then say the movie is starting now and so it almost buys you time for an audience to just be like okay now now the movie's starting sort of thing so everything i saw before that is like a gimme is like it's like a sort of freebie is kind of how it feels as a filmmaker so it is nice to have them i like that you have to tell people the movie's starting and it's almost like you're just trying to kill time until the movie starts and so the only thing you can think to tell them is like who's in it yeah yeah there's nothing else to say oh you're gonna love this it could just be a google article timothy oliphant oh you're gonna be in it it's also interesting because the trailer right for your movie specifically just using his example of tim you knew there would be a trailer so at a certain point you're like well the trailer is giving away everybody that's in this i personally have found with credits that i always have a game plan and then i usually throw it away at some point during editing and i'm just doing it on a creative level at some point and then getting again people to sign waivers and stuff when it gets into tricky legal territory about the stuff well but give examples of what you mean by that like i had lots of versions just use the most recent one with naked gun that didn't have anything at the beginning that you know just was kind of waiting it because i couldn't decide what to do with the really famous opening of naked gun where it has the cop car driving around yeah and i and i didn't wasn't sure if i was going to do that or if i was going to avoid that altogether to kind of plant my flag in the ground as like we're different from the old one and so we had versions that we made where the opening credits went all the way through the bank robbery but it made you know we had to re-edit the entire bank when we said why don't we put credits on this and you like have to make certain shots a little bit longer and stuff so that it has a nice flow to it it also feels like television a lot of the time too yes yeah but there are movies like i'm i'm trying to think of a good example i'm not sure maybe it's the fugitive i was just thinking of where the credits are going on top of like the movie and you kind of can't believe how like if this is what they're putting the credits over this movie must be jam-packed with good stuff because this is already so interesting and the movie hasn't even felt like it really started yet because the credits are still going like it can give you this feeling of like like you're saying of a freebie section of a feeling you know but i'm sure that that feeling they had i'm sure that they were like fuck this is like actually sort of kicks ass because it's like yes none of it's by accident and then i knew i needed i wanted to cut to at the end of that opening sequence when it goes to liam and he's in the bank and he just saved the day and you reveal his underwear under his skirt and then it cuts with big music so i knew i needed some opening title at least right there to cut to because i didn't want to just cut to the rest of the movie i wanted that feeling of like this was before and now yeah this is after and so we debated how long that should be and then you have to figure out what you owe and so like on that one we owed these financier people that put in the money the venture capital whatever whoever that is called you know where it's always the one you don't even know is going to be there yeah and they dump on you and then you know fuzzy door which is seth mcfarland and then paramount pictures presents it starts adding up yeah and then once you do certain ones and you have to do the other ones and it's like a whole it's a just to say like liam neeson naked gun and move on because that's all i cared about but Well, then, legally, too, there's also, like, things of, like, if the title's really big, you have to, like, get everyone to sign off that people's names are supposed to be, like, half the size of the title and blah, blah, blah. And so there's all this legal shit that you have to go through. Yeah, contractually, people literally have, like, name no smaller than 75% of title or something like that. Yeah. And then, you know, oftentimes, creatively, you want it to, like, smash on, the title's huge, and then you got to get every single person to sign off. That's exactly it. But a good question. Real good thought starter. Here's another little detail that you'll notice of every movie is if you do main on ends, that's what it's called, that means main credits at the end of the movie instead of the beginning, they go in the reverse order than they would in the beginning. Because if you think about it, like, in the beginning of a movie, it's production cards like Paramount Picture Presents, then it goes through a bunch of actors, then it goes through departments, and then it ends with produced by, written by, directed by. But if it's at the end of the movie, the first credit that comes up is directed by Chris Nolan or whatever, and then written by, produced by, then all the actors. And then it'll kind of. It's kind of oddly, say, Paramount Pictures Presents, A Fuzzy Door, whatever it is, and then the crawl of credits starts. Yeah, it's interesting. Lawyers, man. Tell me about it. And the DGA. We love them. You know what? Credits is the new rake. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's talking. We're going to get some thank you notes for this little conversation. When the mouse is away, the cats will play. Do we have any other voice notes? Jeff? Hi, guys. This is Becca. I absolutely adore your podcast and look forward to it dropping each week. I came across it through Seth and Josh's family trips. That's promotion. I kind of missed the memo on digital shorts when I was growing up because I'm a Vermonter and my family was super off-grid. So we had dial-up, but not enough to load any type of digital short. A lot of carob, maybe similarly to Berkeley. Not a lot of chocolate in the house. That kind of a vibe. Just to paint the picture. And I remember in high school in the home ec room. This boy making out with a girl and he did jizz in his pants and it came straight through his sweatpants and made this kind of big mark and he couldn't live it down. And for about two months, whenever he entered a classroom, kids would yell, and I jizzed in my pants. And I was so delighted when your episode dropped and I got to learn that the students in my high school were far less creative than I had thought. And then it came from you guys. And as I listen to your podcast, I get to watch your. Digital shorts and learn about them. And even though it's, you know, almost 20 years late, I have to say they really hold up and it's been so fun. And also Kiva, awesome job on Naked Gun. So have a great one. And thank you guys so much. Thank you for that great story. I feel so bad for that fucking kid, though. But also making out hard enough in class. Yeah. Just I can't think. I mean, I didn't see people making out in class. I mean, people were so impressed and then unimpressed, you know. Right. Yeah. They're like, damn, they're really just going for like no one's here. Oh, no. They're watching it like they were watching it on TV. The images a lot. But also he. Yeah. But also he's wearing sweats. So they should have maybe been able to tell something was on the way. I also wonder if like the girl who's making out with him had something to live down. First of all, she's just like making out with a sweat panted dude. Yeah. You know, this is quite a high school. Quite a high school. So I also like that she went through like 20 years of thinking that she. She missed the rehearsal where they all like wrote this song, wrote the shame song for this person. I'd like to get the voice note from him now. Get his side of this story. Yeah. Should we do one more? Yeah. Let's have one more. Hi there. My name is Harper. I am 14 years old. And the reason for this message is my dad. He is such a big fan of you guys. And his birthday is coming up on the 20th. And it would mean the world to him. If you gave him a little happy birthday message or anything. And it would mean the world to me to see him happy. And his name is Tyler. And he is such a big fan of you guys. He's introduced me to the podcast and to Lonely Island's music. We love it. And yeah, it would just mean the world to both of us. Mostly to him. No freaking way. Just kidding. Fuck you, Tyler. Happy birthday, man. What a great daughter you have, too. My God. Harper. So sweet. I mean, one day. One day. I would just like to think that one of my children will ever make an effort. Harper's his name. That's what I was thinking immediately. I was like, God, what a nice child. I don't think I have one of those. So happy birthday, Tyler. Yeah. The only thing that breaks my heart is that if it's July 20th, this will not come out in time. Yeah, I know. But if you're a fan of the pod. I would think you would not expect it to make it in time for your birthday. Yeah. It's very on brand. Keeve, do you have anything to say to Tyler? Yeah, man. I just miss you, man. You know? Jesus. No. God, you're so, you know, you hit your new birthday milestone and you don't come around anymore. Hey, man. Miss you, Tyler. Don't come around anymore. So I think you're a little hurt by this Tyler situation. Yeah. Tyler used to bring Harper around. They play on the swing set. I know everyone's getting older. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm still very excited that our next two are The Creep and Turtleneck and Chain. Yeah. Let's see if we can get it together, you know? Yeah. Let's see what we can say, you know? And thanks to Lin. My God. Yeah. Lin-Manuel Miranda with the really wonderful, this is how you remind me. I love listening to Demo Lin doing the early versions of those songs. Because it feels so attainable. It's a teaching tool. I go, I can do this. I can do that. I mean, I can get a little plinky-plonky keyboard, bang out, seminal hits. All right. Love you guys. Love you, Seth. Love you. Go Spain. Oh, also, if you don't care about word games, the pod is over. But if you do, Andy? Spelling bee. Spelling bee. Thanks, Jack Black and no one else. For the inquiring quades that want to know, I know a lot of you don't. I got, let's see, one hint the day you guys recorded, then clean quibby the next two days, and then today, one hint. So, you know, decent for me, decent for Yorm, all time. Yeah, that's right, Yorm. I didn't forget about you, you little suck-ass bitch. I'm about to ride on y'all like Cube did NWA. Get ready for the heat. Heat, Yorm. I almost said something. Oh, did you, Yorm? This coming from the exact same dude who then, on the same day, responded to an email we were all on. Can you resend the link when the link was literally in the email you were responding to? You absolute moron. I don't feel bad, you guys. And guess what? I'm unavailable all next week, so you're going to have to rip on me for an entire other episode. I didn't sign up for this. This was your dream. I am a casualty. I may have gone too far. But I hate you guys. Anyways, love you guys. And also, he didn't do it on time, but here's my brother doing Michael Jackson. All right, well, then give me a, like, hold on, hold on, hold on. We got Michael. Give us an energetic intro. Oh, wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys, he just sent one. Michael Jackson. Here's Michael Jackson. Did Michael Jackson send a voice note? Yeah, Michael Jackson sent a voice note. Here it is. Something like that? Yeah, play it for us. No, no, he didn't send it. I'm saying he's going to. Oh, I thought you were saying he had sent it. That's why I was like, well, send it up. No, that's why I was like, what? You want me to do it again? No, no, I thought you were saying, wait, he sent one. I was like, oh, well, then we'll get our reactions. No, I was saying, literally what I said was a better cue up. Because it was just like, and he didn't do it in time. I am going to argue this all stays in. Great. No, no, wait. I get fucked on this every time. And then if he does send it, just play it now. Hi, guys. Okay. Well, hello, Seth. Hello, Jorma and Andy and Akiva. Okay. Well, you know who it is. Tickle me, Elmo. It's Michael. So, wow. What's happening in the world? Well, the World Cup. And you know that I love the World Cup because it's about coming together. One thing I don't think many people know is why I wear the Band-Aids on my fingers. And that's because of all the pain that the children of the world suffer. And it's true, you can look that up, Google that, okay? And I think the World Cup is about coming together. I would have loved to play this World Cup. Anyways, I'm sending the four of you my love. Keep it tasteful, you know, no crude jokes on this podcast. Podcasts are a little after my time, as you know, okay? Also, very happy birthday, okay, to Tyler. Okay. Hey, I can't wait for you to grow up. And however old you are, it's never too late, Tyler. Okay, whatever mistakes you've made, it's never too late. I love you. Anyway, my brother didn't do it. Anyways, I bet you that was pretty funny, but we didn't hear it now. So, sometimes you guys are so in sync and sometimes literally could not be more opposite in what you're trying to say. I know, it's because Akiva doesn't get it. That's the thing. Keev doesn't get it. All right. Love you guys. Love you too, Seth. Love ya. Later, Arnold. Later, Quaid. Ghostface, any message for Jack? Jack! It's an honor be seeing you. Later, Hamilton. Later, Quaids. Later, Hamilton. Later, Quaids. I know this is not the time or place, but I'm dying. I guess we're all dying, but I am dying. I'll tell you more about it later. Good podcast today.