Listener Callers Only PT. 2 - Episode 260

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experian.com for details yo welcome to crash dummies episode is it 260 this is uh just me and pat today everybody everybody call it off the holiday carrie said that she's not coming in because it's women's international century she ain't gotta do shit we say i guess gene is under construction right now i'll be thinking about you my boy um he's doing some good things right now yeah he'll tell you guys about it yeah yeah so you know i'm saying and like yay it's just the guys hey and just because of that and how uh we're feeling today we're gonna do a listener caller episode damn i think we tried to do this before and we said it and then we didn't so if you're hearing this that means it actually was worth putting on and i know people love those episodes so we're gonna do a listener caller we got y'all bro you see what happened when people go missing but uh make sure you guys subscribe to the patreon i'll be putting episodes out there two episodes two extra episodes out per month right two effort yes two extra episodes per month boom okay tour what day is this coming out wednesday we'll be we'll be in or no you'll still be in toronto so you can still get your toronto tickets you can get both of them i mean just one the other one sold out the other one is almost sold out though the first show so it might be sold out by now detroit we see y'all on sunday keep getting them tickets still tickets available um i think that's it merch is out of stock until after the tour yeah give us a little break we trying bro that's not what we're doing hello hey the radio is for people who are driving i'll drive we're gonna start with a couple tweet of weeks because um one you talk about a situation like don't don't put us in a group chat like we don't need to be in a group chat and y'all both at like somebody like somebody did it the other day they asked us for advice and they put us in a group chat the first one was funny like dude i don't know how the fuck dude got us in a group chat so it's just funny we don't want to be in a fucking group chat like i might block you bro you got me to the group chat man how if i'm not involved you got me to chat just chat me you got me to the group chat yeah just chat that nigga or just chat me don't i'm just saying don't start a group chat y'all can still dm but group chats are crazy and the other thing he got the dude got mad because i said uh that wasn't us in the picture because he's like man i've been knowing y'all since the chicago pop up this picture i told him that's that's pike and matt uh what uh mo hershey say he said they met um the collision idiots wasn't even us the collision is just funny um okay the other one uh somebody's uh in quotations it says drake gotta stop pretending to be a mob boss somebody responded guys if i work nine to five and i get 500 million tomorrow i'm telling y'all now a few of you won't see the weekend i guess that is true though yeah it's like i hate when people try to define what's gangster going off like somebody's quote-unquote aura or what they say yeah it's about what they can do to you do i think i'm cooler than jeff beckham yes am i gonna taunt in his face no he got enough money to get you gone to he got enough money to talk to somebody with more money than me to talk to somebody with more money than me it'd be seven people down the line and the seventh person still got way more like more millions than me and then that person can get me knocked off you know what i'm saying i'm not fucking with i just don't think they're worth risking them i think the people are trying to say it's like there might not be any like popular mobbing bosses in the moment and like that popular yeah i don't think that's true i think um what do you think is a mob boss this nigga's so fat which rapper do you think okay um the the last tweet of the week um i want to talk about this it said that ice tea hennessy shit was a good idea i'm not gonna lie cia no i saw those i thought those were like uh ai like renders oh ai generated yeah yeah i didn't think those were real yeah it's i've been drank hennessey in a minute though i think we talked about this on patreon yeah but hennessey is awfully obviously popular in the black culture and then to throw like flavored hennessey in it just like bro like what they trying to do to us man stay healthy drink some the purest tequila you can find if you're gonna drink some tequila they got some tequila at costco it's supposed to help you burn some fat or some shit go grab that um unless they end up sponsoring our show then that's what the fuck you should drink hey man i gotta make some money i got a family nigga yo what up what's up what's going on what up what up what it man shit i can't call out y'all niggas don't man can't call the shit either we got a question for you brother talk to me all right what's a hill that you're willing to die on oh that's an easy jump we um we going with friends it's funnier than uh living single dog on the show like yo like people be saying living single is funnier just because they black and like y'all can try to take my black card all y'all want to i don't care i'm like i yellow drake anyway so i'm gonna die on this hill living living single ain't got no quotables that y'all walking around just saying every day like i don't want to hear any for anybody that's about to be in the comments oh yes to do is start commenting bro you look that shit up on google bro my heart bro at all i'm gonna be honest bro i can't even tell you really no character's name on living single except for like i think maxine and that's that's the name i was about to say no i definitely know way more i know way more so right now tell me oh i'm stupid i'm stupid overton bro professor ain't that ogilvy no no no that's the parkers oh shit my bad that's the parkers what what do you like about friends more than uh living single young jennifer anderson bro that's what i like i'm like that's what i'm like that's what i like no that's crazy dr umar don't call in with the dumb shit bro young jennifer anderson bro it is what it is i feel like i'm talking about i feel like i feel like we should turn this into maybe your message to jennifer anderson oh all right cool yo young jennifer anderson right listen right i'm just trying to tell you right now like i don't know why ross thought y'all was on a break but i would never be on a break with you young jennifer anderson i'm gonna keep the being like and when and yo we already don't fuck with nikki minaj as is because the shit she's been saying and doing so when she said oh i'm angelina you jennifer that shit was trash just hit my line they got my number and all that cool shit bro just hit my line young jennifer oh man cool too though but it's not about you so like shout out to maxine too young jennifer what's up oh man y'all y'all have a good y'all have a good joint too man i love you niggas oh what's up with it y'all boy what it do what it do y'all boy say it cool you beat me sliding you can take my sleigh i'm from atlanta oh say that say that sentence again you beat me sliding you can take my sleigh if i beat you off sliding get this off the phone no you're freaky all right i got a question for you uh that was oh my gosh bro oh that was pat oh what's a hill you willing to die on stop trying to be a stepfather i feel like that's not like i feel like that's not my black go ahead not for my young black man okay how young are we talking what's the age yeah about 25 25 and under anything under 25 you shouldn't be trying to be no step daddy okay was they really like the girl do you really like her that much if you're willing to be a 25 gang how do you nah bro i'm 24 trying to get yourself another year one more year I do feel I'm a single mom philanthropist spell philanthropist we can continue the conversation I swear PhD that's what I got it I feel it alright why do you call yourself that then I think I just attract them I'll see a girl she be bad I like what she on and then like as soon as we get to talking like what's that in the background man oh I got a baby how old is the baby a couple months okay I know what we finna do now no a couple months is crazy so you gotta write for that a newborn I'm not dating anybody with a newborn let's see if we can work out with your ex first let's see if we can work out with your ex first exactly there's still that like that time of like you're gonna be seeing your your baby father a lot in that moment if he's in his life the kid's life my rule is he gotta have at least 25 years in prison for me to step in with a newborn nah he gotta be dead I think that's what I'm gonna start asking like is he dead newborn is crazy but what about like someone like okay you 24 right and let's say you know she been on her grind you like what she doing she also a 24 year old but she got a kid but that kid is like from an earlier mistake that she made when she was 18 and she was with some guy and totally changed around she got a 5 year old now what about that shit I might play pops you might do what I might be pops that's what I'm saying you just need the situation I feel like you can't really but this is oh no shit you just don't want no babies like babies babies you okay with toddlers it's the age of the kid that matter it's the responsibility for something that I ain't have I think that's really what it is you ain't got the you ain't got the funds right now who that's $5 a gallon you down right nah I feel it bro you ain't got the funds right now now protect your peace bro yeah for sure alright bro alright you have a good one man I know the god damn ass alright Mr. Philanthropist he still ain't spelled out yet but yeah I think I do kind of agree with that because I think having a kid like 3 month old 4 month old I feel like you still have to work on that kid and be in that kid like you have to be with that kid almost 24 7 and it's a bigger impression like now I don't know you know what I'm saying you're annoying me now and I don't want to be with you anymore but I done been around this newborn since it was 4 months old and now this kid is like you know a year and 2 months now it feels like I'm leaving my family I'm doing the same thing the other dude I feel like if I had a if my girl had a kid or like I was out with a girl that had a kid I would I feel like I would get attached very easily yeah man especially if I see he good at sports yeah it's my time now let's get his last name changed now let's not wait till senior night hey how y'all doing pretty good yourself man I'm doing pretty good that's it you said pretty good where you from bro it's just like it kind of ended abruptly I'm from Chicago were you at the Chicago show wait what'd you say sorry were you at the Chicago show I was not no oh damn I'm sorry I got a question for you bro don't let Pat talk to you like that bro that wasn't me that was you you literally caught on the whole ass nigga yes you did just for not coming to the show he's definitely not a whole ass nigga he might be broke as fuck now I got a question for you I meant well prompt or something for you whatever name something you need forgiveness for yeah so so like last night I was I was with my girl and we just like we lowkey just got over a bit of a hump and you know we're a little toxic so like you know the way we like smooth things over can be you know like makeup sex okay and you know I you know I did my big one and after you know we were we were just talking and you know I was just you know you know I was gonna say something along the lines of like you know this ain't her name but I was gonna be like Sophie I love you and that's just not the name that came out oh and I didn't really like realize until like I finished the sentence and I looked up and like the daggers she calls eyes were just staring a hole through me and I was like nigga writing a short story the dagger that she calls eyes bro that's what they are bro I can't it's been imprinted in my brain since last night like it's all I can think about cause she's she's so mad at me so who's the girl the other girl's name you you mentioned um so the other girl is like this girl I used to talk to her her name is Ava just docs her but um no that's that's crazy so like you know yeah so like you know I I did my thing and I just looked up and I was like Ava I love you and I really have you ever told your girl that you loved her before that I have yeah okay that's what it was in the first time and like did you ever tell Ava that you love her um yes yeah but like not in the same like not the same baby that shit it wasn't the same strength you know what I'm saying there wasn't as much meaning behind the words don't worry bro you're not talking to her bro you ain't got to gaslight us so so don't have to do no hard work so I guess my other question then is since it was makeup sex so you guys like broke up a little bit or something like that right yeah well when it was because it was because of Ava oh my god what do you mean it was because what did you and Ava do well it's we didn't even do nothing for real like she's just like the girl I'm with right now she kind of has like trust issues with other dudes from like her past yeah I wonder why she doesn't trust me she's probably seeing some patterns I think like yeah like she's been cheated on before so like I think she's like expecting the same out of me you got your green jacket he said he said me too so so what did you and Ava do though you didn't answer that we like straight we didn't even do nothing like like what do you still have communication with Ava you guys still talk you guys are still friends no we don't like we don't talk anymore like we're still like like we still follow each other and shit on Instagram bro bro god damn you see we asking you a question right you you beating around the bush so when the last time you got had contact with Ava like god damn like two weeks ago like bro like come on bro like stop let's stop stop playing in our faces bro like like you I don't know but like how did she find out how did your girl find out you were talking to Ava dude this is she wasn't even mad that we talked like it was like how did she find out that you and Ava she was with me so she was with you when Ava texts you yeah we were we were at a socks game did she go through your phone after no we don't do that so what was Ava texting you about nothing that's why she like okay so we saw each other at the socks game Ava saw me at the socks game like and we were playing like a little eye tag well she was playing eye tag I was not involved I wanted that to be free so she was she was it the whole time like the thing is is like you know I look down to the I look down a few rows and she's looking at me and like you know what like you just got that sense that someone's looking at you so like you look what did she text you fuck bro you don't answer no questions she didn't text me nothing you just said she hit you up during the game no I can see why she has trust issues so what the fuck were y'all texting about there's no texting bro you just said Ava text you that was the last time you talked to her two weeks ago no the last time we spoke was at the socks game two weeks ago okay so you spoke to her yeah there was like a little like hi when she was coming up to get some fucking out you never mentioned that bro I can see why she has trust issues the way you tell stories it's like you omit so much shit and you can tell you're omitting shit yeah you low-key right maybe I just gotta break up with her like I think this one's far gone like now that I'm now that I'm like verbalizing this no way no way that's what you got out of that that's what no I haven't like I haven't like spoken this out loud yet to nobody - Not us. That's being your voice of reason, brother. Nah, this is crazy. Yeah, like the light bulbs are kind of appearing above my head right now. Nah, I don't think you even own the light bulbs. Them are stars, my nigga. My nigga said maybe I should break up with her. Oh, that's a crazy transition. It's one of those things. No, in real life, she should break up with you. You don't sound like you're a good dude. It sounds like you omit information and you gaslight her into thinking something is what it isn't and isn't what it is. Look, I'm a gaslighter. I'm not a villain, man. But, bro, you listen. Okay, so you said hi to Ava in front of your girl? It wasn't like, all right, I wasn't like, hey, I wasn't trying to start nothing. Like, she was coming up to, like, concessions or whatever. Nigga's still not answering your question. And she went, hi. And I went, hey. Where was she? Because your girl went on. When was your girl when you said hi? She was around my arm. So she saw you say hi to the girl? Yes. Did she know who Ava was before you said hi? Yeah, they used to be friends, like, way back. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I can't with this dude. What other question I got for you? So when's the last time you and Ava text? The last time we texted? It was shit. Hmm. It was a while ago, like, maybe, like, three, four months. Three, four months ago. And then, so y'all randomly saw each other at a baseball game. And neither one of y'all communicated about going to. And then y'all haven't had any communication since. No, that was literally it. Okay, so what is your. That's why, like. So, no, no, no, no. Listen, so what is your girl saying is the problem? So. Okay, go ahead. She thinks, like, she thinks, like, we're, like, I'm still communicating with her. Okay. And then what was. And. Why do you think the reason you said Ava's name, then? All right. It's going to sound like bullshit. And the last, the last eight minutes ain't going to help. Definitely not. But. I think it was just, like, I was in the mindset. Because, like, we, like, before we had, like, makeup sex, like, we genuinely had just gotten done talking to Zoe. Okay. Okay. But, like, I think the situation. Got it. The situation was still, like, like, a stormy cloud above my head. So. And. You were thinking about Ava during that time? Well, not when I was doing my big one. I was focused. No, no. I'm saying when you guys broke up for that period of time. Yeah, that makes sense. I'll give you that, because that's what the argument was about. Was about Ava. Yeah, like. And then you said, I love you, Ava. That's a crazy thing. No, it makes perfect sense, bro. No, I can. I can understand you saying that. I can understand you saying, like, maybe saying another girl's name to your girl, like, and that's the thing. If your girl name is Sophie and you want, you meant to say Alexis, right? And you say Alexis and that's all you say. Okay. That's still fucked up. But saying, I love you. Boom. Ava. You didn't even have to add a name. There's a whole, like. Like, even if you were, like, unsure of yourself, you didn't have to add a name. You fucking idiot. Well, I thought, you know, like, I was really trying to, like. Personalize I love you by saying another name. Another woman's name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it mean a little more. A little heavier. Yeah. You tried to personalize the I love you and said another woman's name. Like, you got to be, like. Yeah, you know, I fat fingered the wrong name. That's on me. Fat fingered. You got to be top five dumbest person. Okay. What happened after this? Bro. She, all right. She was spending the night. And she was like, I think it's just better I go home for the night. Okay. Good for her. And I was, I was so shocked and appalled by what I had just said. And I was just like, I think that's for the best. Nah. But she definitely thinks you and Ava are fucking. You know how to do it, bro. I honestly believe you and Ava are fucking. Yeah, I do too. I'm not going to lie. You think, wait, sorry. Like, hold on. What'd you say? No, you heard me. Nigga, I said, I think you and Ava are fucking. That's what I said. No. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Nate, maybe, like, maybe after I end this, like. Oh, you're still about to do it. Hey, break up with her right now. Right now. Yeah. Don't waste her time, bro. I probably, I'm. No, right now. On this podcast, right now. Just say it to her. Stop wasting our time, bro. All right. Don't say her name. Just whatever her fake name was. Just say that. All right. I think I gave her the name Sophie. Yeah. Oh, you good with names now, huh? All right. All right. Sophie. I think we just, like, obviously during that, our. Fuck, I got to restart. Sophie. Sophie, my bad. All right. Sophie, I'm just going to, I'm just going to be straight to the point. Please. This is over. Oh, shit. And I'm sorry I said the wrong name. But I got, I got things beyond the horizon for me. And I'm also leaving you because you're not ambitious enough. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, dog. That's too much, bro. No, Aaron, no. It's grievances now. No, we cannot let him bash her, bro. I got more in the chamber. Go ahead, bro. Speak your truth, brother. Bro, and I can't get over. Bro, her gay friend is not gay. Like, straight up. There's no way. Why do you say that? Bro. I don't know. They just be like, like, I don't know. I've never seen a gay dude touch a woman so much. And I'm like. I don't know. It makes me a little uncomfortable. You wanted to switch to you? Man, I don't shop on that side of the aisle, bro. Oh, man. You're so good with the words, bro. Amazing. But have you talked to her about that? Have I talked about the gay best friend? Yeah. Bro, that's like, that's my go-to argument. That's my go-to, like, deflect. No, I think. What do you got to do to prove it, though? That he's gay. Like, I don't. I'm not playing chicken with the guy. That's what I'm saying. Go prove it. You either. I think. No, it's one of those things. It's simply a hypothesis. But I'm not trying to experiment. Oh, my gosh. I think we actually try to make the callers longer this episode. Because this is a callers only episode. Hey, I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not. Pipe down a little, nigga. But, like, this dude. What the fuck? This dude make us not want to talk about it. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? I don't want to talk to him. Because he's, like, he's not. He's, like, one of them dudes that think he's smart because he use big words. But, actually, he's dumb as fuck. So, but, we're going to let him continue. I never claimed to be smart. We're going to let him continue. Because, you know, we need the extra 30 seconds. So, what's up, bro? Sorry, I had to do, like, an ad break. Yeah, we muted you, bro. Man, that's crazy. What happened? I was just told my vocabulary. It makes me sound dumb. All right, bro. You have a good one. You too, guys. Take care. I'm going to go break. Oh, man. Yo. Yo. What's good, Crash Donnie? What's up? Shit, man, I'm just chilling right now. Where you from? I'm from North Carolina. I was on here, like, a couple months ago. Oh, shit. Welcome back. What's up, man? Where you at the show? No, no, no, no. I'm only 20, bro. Oh, okay. You can get in. I need to, like, I'm going to just, like, force my way in there, bro. Y'all going to let me in, right? Try, bro. I don't know what security is going to do about it. Now, if we was in, what city was that? That was Raleigh? Yeah. If it was in Raleigh, you forced your way in there, you would have got the shit beat out of you. That was the best security guard we ever had. Shooter did you dirty. Shooter did you so fucking dirty. All right. I got a question. I got a question for you. What's a hilly that you're willing to die on? All right. So, I think, like, as a man, like, you should not be mad if, like, if you get, like, a home wrecker, like, if your girl cheating on you, like, you should just blame that on your girl, not the dude. Yeah. Because your girl the one going. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's, like, that for vice versa as well. No, I don't know about all that, bro. Hold on. Wait, why? Because, like, nah, a girl shouldn't be cheating on their man. That's, like, foul as hell. Oh, man. Come on, bro. Don't do this, bro. I ain't rocking with that. What's the difference, you think? You're lucky this is a Listener Caller only episode. We're not going to entertain this conversation. Please, no, no. Okay, I will listen. Just listen. Please, no. Please, no. Please, no key and lock analogies, please. No, go ahead, bro. Keep that shit to yourself. But, listen. Listen, look. When girls cheat, it's like they be more when they do it. They do it to prove a point. When dudes cheat, it's just because they horny and shit. They just trying to, like, they trying to get a nut off and shit. You don't think girls want to get a nut off either? They can just rub their shit, bro. Or get a dildo or something. They ain't got to go fuck a whole other nigga. You can do the same thing they can do. No, that's down bad. You can't get a pocket pussy as a man. That's crazy. Nah. As a man, you can get a pocket pussy. You can also get a dildo. You can also rub one on. Yo, come on. I'm just saying, though. You got three options. Nah, nah, Mike. You on that free shit. Oh, my gosh. They ain't gonna deal with him. You in a relationship? Man, niggas lucky we need callers today. I'll say that. Lucky, bro. Nah, I ain't in a relationship. Have you ever been in a relationship? Yeah, yeah, I have. And what happened to your last relationship? I'm assuming you cheated. Nah, nah, nah. I didn't cheat. He got his heart broke. Never that. I just like, I don't know. Got his shit broke in half. What'd she do to you, twin? All right, I did. We already hit, bro. We can tell. By the way, you're talking so illogical right now and the way you move. So a woman definitely stepped out on you and crossed a boundary that hurt your feelings. So what was it? Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I called it to one of the live shows and I told y'all, bro. It was this girl I was messing with, bro. This is when I was in college, bro. And then we stopped talking and she fucked a nigga with my hoodie on. Mmm. Was it a zip-up? No, it was not a full zip. It was a weekend hoodie from Sheen, so I wasn't really tripping. Wait, so it wasn't full zip, so she couldn't even zip it all the way down? Nah. She was like snug in the hoodie then. She was like in that motherfucker. The sex air definitely went in the hoodie and got trapped. Did you get that hoodie back? The back trap went. Fuck those. It's crazy. I was on their back. How'd you find out again? I was like, because I told her I wanted my hoodie back and she was like, oh, yeah, she told me that. So I was like, damn, you can keep that shit ho. He was probably hitting it and grabbing the hoodie part too, the hood. Yo. No, he definitely grabbed the hood. He definitely grabbed the hood. Or did it have strings on it? Nah, nah. I'm about to say, he must have had that shit like fucking horse reins. Yo, chill, bro. It's all right, bro. Nah, it's all good. That don't have to be a villain arc, bro. There's good girls out there. Nobody, like, there's women out there that won't do that to you. They're just fucking one of your t-shirts. Or not tell you. Get a t-shirt, cool. That's cool. Yeah, she told you too. You got to appreciate her honesty. Yeah, when she told me that, I'm like, that's cool. Now I know I can't fuck with you because you moving crazy. You out here just just getting it out. What the hell? You must have been uncomfortable. Was it your girl, girl, or just a girl you were talking to? It was kind of, we were just talking a little bit. Oh, okay. Okay. I mean, some people got different dating rules, you know? Yo, I don't know who's letting that shit slide. get a hoodie that say cuck on it the oregon cucks oh my god all right bro you have a good one man all right Ohio State cucks oh man no he sounded hurt no I knew the thing about it is like when someone says like a bunch of illogical things back to back to back like oh women can't do this man can't do this is because they it comes from hurt only hurt can make you that illogical or delusional or fear of it happening too yeah because I think some of those red pill guys I don't think all of them even been in enough relationships to maybe actually get hurt no but they've probably been around people that got hurt and like I don't want to be in that they got hurt before they don't know for sure I think a lot of them have they all of them have they just haven't done it on like that scale a lot of them couldn't get the girl in the first place but think about when you was younger and you really like the girl right but you don't say nothing yeah and then months go by and you don't say none to your friends it's just kind of like this relationship that you got in your head and then one of your friends actually starts talking to her because he actually says something and they start dating that's how they get they know I'm saying they say nothing to the girl now she married now he hurt you know I'm saying Tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at BJ's Wholesale Club saving up to 25% off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with BJ's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just $20 at BJ's dot-com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only BJ's home of the save the NBA's back on prize picks pick a shootout in the West and a boards battle in the East on prize picks you can make all the picks you want all in the same app and now prize picks is available nationwide so what are you waiting for download the prize picks app today and use code Spotify that's code Spotify to get $150 instantly in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup prize picks run your game must be present in certain states visit prize picks dot-com for restrictions and details y'all hear me yeah yeah what up what up what it do what it do um welcome to crash on these podcasts man it's so good to be back it's like twice in one week damn damn this is definitely a mistake all right did you make the podcast the first time yeah i did it was the same podcast with the dude was talking about pegging oh yeah maybe that's why y'all called him uh make him man he said yeah i couldn't beat that you know i'm saying like as a clip oh yeah i got you got you all right i got a question um what's something that you're ready to crash out over uh fake wannabe weed mans okay talk about it what's your experience brother i just feel i i just feel like if if this the profession that you chose you can't be one foot in the door one foot out okay like you put you i hit you you say i'm on my way then you text me four hours later like you still need that like i'm i'm calling the police fuck that you're gonna snitch because you're not getting your way yeah four hours is crazy four hours is crazy four hours i didn't probably i didn't got high came down and got high again but see it's not even that it's like or they'll pull up on you with no bags and like putting crumbles of weed in your hand like like what we doing bro i ain't never had that happen before i don't think i've ever even had like a weed man before to be honest i did there's like people i've known like you got like once in a while but like somebody like how long you been with your weed man bro i see i don't have a specific weed man it fluctuates okay yeah that's the problem right there bro you gotta find somebody like i'll send a message out i mean you're not a good scout that's the same thing with barbers like we go to the same barber right and once you start going to the same barber of like two years right and being consistent they will start making availability for you like if you like need a quick availability that's that's that's true so you just bottom of the totem pole the totem pole that's all i mean when you put it like that yeah it's you know it's people out here actually buying like a lot of weed and that's who he catering to and then here you come asking for a dub he like huh nigga he probably dropped it right in your fucking head like a little ass weed like a newspaper like a newspaper bro you talking about a weak supply he put that shit in the whole blunt he looking at you like you crazy listen bro the little spenders matter too bro i'm contributing yeah but as a little spenders matter like little booties matter bro come on don't do that bro it wasn't supposed to come out like that i get what you mean though like you're a little spender right but you also gotta know your place then if you're spending a little money i just want i just want the standards for the little spenders to be a little bit higher like uh at least if you're gonna make me wait no longer than an hour at least have like a old chip bag or something to put the weed in like no dropping it off in your hand is crazy no matter i get the time yeah like that's crazy the time thing the time thing makes sense but for him to drop it off in your hand never makes it should always be bagged i'm gonna sound like pat how tall are you five seven why y'all keep asking me that okay because it sounds small because it's just like certain things or it's like here little nigga like drop the weed in your hand it's just like they're not doing that to us that's crazy they're not doing that that's crazy they probably can't do nothing about that they probably be driving on the top of his head like i just say though no nigga looking you eye to eye doing that shit bro what you what you do for a living and then it's like i do merchandising merchant like what do you do for a living so i can like try to get this scenario to see what you would do you mean what i do for a living like what's like explain what you do like shit put the soda on the show go to the next store put the soda like i merchandise for oh got it you stopped yeah yeah like somebody that worked for pepsi and they drive the trucks and they drop the yeah okay if okay it don't even make sense in this scenario you would drive a truck though like a big truck no no i just like drive my car store to store how like how much soda can you find your car no nigga the soda already at the store oh so you like it's delivered they deliver it then i take it out like i don't take it off the truck but they take it off the truck i break the pallets down you know yeah i didn't know they had like individual people for that type of thing no i thought it was like the the company that like the pop the soda pop company that does it actually drops it off but you going around you don't want you to nigga that be making the pyramids and shit at the store yeah my shit be fired up no i'd be making the soda igloos bro y'all are crazy as hell yeah yeah that's funny you're going crazy so next time y'all go to a walmart or like a woodman's out here that's me what do you got to say uh to your uh fake wee man what's your message to him uh my message is if you're gonna be late at least throw a little something off or throw an extra nug in there or i will be contacting local authorities like how you know he said a nug you said what they're gonna ask how you know i'm just an anonymous tip okay that was snitch bro all right bro you have a good one man all right yo yo yo welcome to crash me's podcast bro what's good there we go what's good y'all what's the word what's going on cat yo yo good we got you got two questions so we're gonna have to hurry you along we won't mean to touch you i know you good dog okay um what's something you need forgiveness for and uh forgiveness for uh yeah i i i got a glizzy during that michael jackson movie dog hmm i got a glizzy a hot dog one of those nathan hot dogs like it's something you usually order when you go to the movies or it's like you felt was it a special occasion i was with my girl bro we was looking at the menu you know we was going down to uh the options and i was like uh i don't want no popcorn i don't want no candy and i looked at that glizzy and i was like damn that glizzy kind of looking nice and she looked at me like i was crazy no don't stop go ahead that thing was busting i ain't gonna hold you shout out michael though and that nigga joe had me tweaking the whole time i seen in my dream i thought you talked about me for a second i was like wait what hold on i don't i don't see y'all in my dreams no no um what's wrong with eating a hot dog though yeah no it was mostly just a setting you know being in the uh the movie theater you know eating that jane you know i'm looking around you know everybody got popcorn yeah i feel it he said everybody got popcorn let me get a hot dog i think the girl beside me she was looking at me like i was crazy i'm like bro i'm about to fuck this shit up bro i do i kind of get it it's just like what you ate what you were eating kind of seemed extreme for the setting because i feel like if you got a burger kind of the same thing yeah i felt i felt kind of disrespected because uh it was just it was michael jackson i felt like i did him wrong i mean i felt like the king of your world you didn't eat his glizzy so you good bro you right i ain't his glizzy yet you ate michael's i just hope nobody recognized my voice at night it had the bread on it though right yeah it had the bread bread ketchup relish you know had the whole thing on it shit mind the fact i just door dashed two glizzies last night door dashing hot dog is crazy from where shit bro it's this place called nathan's bro i thought it was like a fro fro hot dog place that bitch came from denny's bro i was like damn i ain't no denny's whipping them bitches up like that no that's crazy a denny's hot dog i just think door dashing hot dogs is just extreme because there's so many other options that you can get besides a hot dog i get sometimes a hot dog you walk go ahead my bad now the end of my city ends with berg i live in the ghetto it won't open at the time nah that's the type of nigga to get a sandwich from h and r block what type of shit you got a hot dog from denny's nigga you're a different breed bro i ain't know it was denny's but door dash played me they said it was nathan's hot dog how did you find out it was from denny's though it's a ghost kitchen right i was i was looking at the uh the location i was like bro let me see where this thing at i was like bring the hot dog place where i'm at i was looking at the location it said denny's wait wait wait so you typed in hot dog you didn't just run into it you know it's crazy i actually typed in glizzy in it i didn't even think door dash was gonna even know what i was asking for nah that's what why were you craving hot dogs at that time you had a different side of door dash it's supposed to be another app i don't even know for i ain't gonna lie it's because my girl ain't at the crib so i kind of had been feeding myself for the last few days he said his girl go give me two hot dogs yeah i was like fuck it man nah eating hot dogs at your house is in general too it's kind of crazy your girl's not there either so you order two of them it's so crazy bro i ain't gonna lie i had to wait for the door dash dude to leave but i ain't want him to see me pick it up at the door you get a drink with it at least nah i ain't ordering no drink oh my god uh no baloney no baloney i have a bed though i can't i can't just take the glizzy dry pause oh man oh can't even help you out all right what's something you about to crash out about man my girl bro she be biting her nails bro you see i'll be i'll be trying to spoil her and stuff you know try to get her a little break you know get her nails done and bruh but she ain't got no nails to get done bruh she keep biting them motherfuckers man it bothers you that much break ass bruh it's like like i don't know why bruh it's like we be sitting in the car bruh be total silence bruh i look beside me all i hear is her just biting on her nails i'm like yo calm down calm down i know you got a little tisman you just like me but it's okay hey where is she discarding the the nails though that's the key you see that's the thing bruh i don't i don't really care but it's like if i just cleaned out my car bruh and i look over i see you just you know fling that bitch across the car i'm i'm gonna get a little upset no right rightfully so yeah you're not wrong on that what's her excuse for that like when you bring it up to her oh she just she be like i she just did it for like a long period of time so she just kind of uh it's just a habit for her oh shit man i mean i just be getting on her ass about it she be she be good about it okay what's something that you do that she doesn't like shit about everything probably know her ass but like what's something like i'll wake up what's a what's a habit that you have equivalent to her biting her nails and flinging it everywhere damn like equivalent damn bro there's so many things i could probably make out of her nails i don't know what i'm doing i don't know her name uh i probably just say get on her nerves in general you know i just wake up you know i just want to get on her nerves you know just let her know i'm here you you're the one that's making her anxious that's why she biting her nails no boys you gotta keep them under 10 toes you know can't let them uh go go one second you know slagging i feel like oh all right bro you have a good one hey you too man hey i'm from rich oh damn like i always sound my low but uh richmond fuck with y'all heavy richmond va no we're gonna be there soon no we definitely got it from there oh for real baby i'm gonna pop up for sure all right me and my girl all right tell her to leave the nail don't know buying her nails at the show though yeah i ain't gonna no nails no glizzies just i mean hamburgers all right bro you have to go they get relapsed does checking your bank statements feel like digging through a dusty attic full of forgotten subscriptions and old free trials experience can help take the pain out of canceling by handling it for you think of it as operation get your sanity back over 200 subscriptions are cancelable so get started in the experian app and see how much you could save results will vary not all subscriptions eligible savings not guaranteed paid membership with connected payment account required to see experian.com for details tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky micro wave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com mesquite and save ten cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save what's going on what's the word brother yeah pat okay i say pat first off okay anything else nah that's all that's how you know people just use words just to use them like when you say first off they're supposed to be a second off first off i didn't have a second off uh what's something you want what's something that you're about to crash out about all right so uh this new girl just started at my job and basically uh my co-worker was you know telling me he was like you got to go ask her out you know you gotta he's basically putting confidence in me so you know i wanted to go actually out to the orioles game he said yes and all this and that now fast forward this week you know i've come into work and he's dating her oh man so like i thought uh i thought i was getting coached but he was just he was just showing me game film oh wait wait so you were you telling him stuff about her i didn't know about her man i just said man she just started like that week oh so you guys never went to the game then i don't know what did she say about it though she just did you just take it as it was already canceled or did she say that it's canceled i take it as it's already canceled and the way they're hugged up behind them the way they're hugged up on the bar at word is like damn did you bring it up to snitch on them they gotta get fired no not at all you're about to snitch on them the hr oh yeah definitely what what kind of job y'all got what kind of job don't tell us where you work at uh we work at a restaurant okay so y'all like all waitresses and waiters yeah you know the shit goes behind there yeah she's a server he's a bartender i'm a server wait who the bartender uh he's the bartender that's what it is right there and you're a server that's what it is yeah i'm a server you know they you know they top dogs around there that's a real talk and he's a real talkative guy i didn't think he would have stole my bitch though because he's bald well not your bitch and also not your woman well not my bitch not your anything actually your co-worker yeah my fault yeah i'm saying yeah watch your mouth brother um yeah see that's why you didn't get it right there that that makes sense now you about to start a villain arc oh definitely i'm gonna start off uh i'm gonna start off by uh first telling the manager fuck that relationship around the workplace aren't they allowed to you're not allowed to date your co-workers if you like tell the the establishment i mean but you gotta keep that shit at home dog probably no man they they can they can kiss in the back of texas royal house if they know they can they cannot kiss they can bro you didn't even talk to her bro you never really even talked to her you didn't put it you didn't put it in no word i put in work man i bought the i bought the i got two tickets to the oreos game did you tell her about it yes she accepted it that's what i'm saying but then but you never even followed up you know and it was already cooked you didn't you followed up yeah so you didn't talk to her all that time and like when was the game oh the game is next week when did you talk to her uh she started two weeks ago i talked to her on a monday and i got her number too okay so have y'all been talking in between that time all right i talked to her more at work than i do over text come on man come on man like you gotta be real with yourself you're not even when she she's only talking to you when she's at work when she goes home she's not talking to you you're right come on now you knew what it was that's why dude was talking to you like that he was trying to see how far along i'm just saying he's trying to see how far along you were that's why dude was talking to you like let me make sure buddy ain't in there like i'm in there and then once he found out like damn he don't even text her when she goes to the crib this nigga ain't even got enough confidence to talk to her give me that now pappy ready to give y'all advice because he got mostly sisters almost all sisters so you'd be low bro in some of these niggas i feel like no that's not low bro that's not low bro but that's like real shit he sounded like a young dude anyways it sounded like he like 22 23 yeah i just turned 20 that's what i'm saying it's a little ass nigga dog how tall is you too oh here we go bro shit five nine all right we'll leave you alone all right bro you have a good one man all right appreciate you bro yeah can y'all hear me yeah what up what up what's the wordy all right we gotta get comfortable because we just took like a three minute break we're doing a callers only episode so we a little fatigued but we fighting through bro and we know that you're gonna do a good job y'all hung up on me fast as hell last time what are the odds all right uh i got a question for you uh what's a hill that you're willing to die on all right i can cheat and lie but i can still be a good partner i don't know what he's saying say it again bro no go ahead say say your answer again clearly i don't know i can be a liar and a cheater but they don't make me like a piece of shit you know what i mean okay explain so you feel me like all right look let's say i got up she's and shit and i still refuse to leave them right still refuse to leave my girl for the mission that makes me even more loyal all right like if i get like like if i have a girl and i'm over here fucking like like batter holes and shit and i still refuse to leave my girl for them that makes me even more loyal all right uh height and weight all right but but i listen to the pot i know what y'all about to do i'm five eight okay high end weight yeah all right i'm five eight about 200 no no no no about 200 yeah about 200 a little over 200 maybe like 204 maybe like 204 211 nah nah nah chill out okay nah nah nah i see why we hung up quick the last time like literally bro let me tell you how bad you are real quick before we get you off the phone we doing a listener caller only episode like we done keeping every call but we can't keep this one because nah we're gonna keep it so people know that you know oh should we show them that this one you made it bro what's it called all right no you made it to prove a point i didn't i didn't even get to elaborate go ahead bro elaborate i can't i can't like treat my girl good i can take her out and everything i can be romantic and all that just because i step out and get a little variety it'll make me a bad person a little variety the reason it makes the reason makes you a bad person because you're you you made a promise to commit to it and you're not going to you made a promise to commit to it and you're not going to commit to one one another commit to one one another commit to one one another yeah well you got a girl what you got a yeah well you got a girl what you got a yeah well you got a girl what you got a girl you got for the other ones you got a girl you got for the other ones you got a girl you got for the other ones you got a girl girl girl yeah yeah yeah wait why do you want to do her like what wait why do you want to do her like what wait why do you want to do her like what if she did the same thing you're doing if she did the same thing you're doing if she did the same thing you're doing hey now chill out hey now chill out hey now chill out i support double standards i support double standards but but listen i support double standards i support double standards i'm letting you know now that if you i'm letting you know now that if you i'm letting you know now that if you think that you're getting away with this think that you're getting away with this think that you're getting away with this and you think she don't know you crazy and you think she don't know you crazy and you think she don't know you crazy she's just doing the same thing she's just doing the same thing she's just doing the same thing uh you must be you must be paying for uh you must be you must be paying for uh you must be you must be paying for 100 because 100 because 100 because because the way you talk right now is because the way you talk right now is because the way you talk right now is like you don't sound like he's super sneaky with it because any as a nigga is cheating on this girl they wouldn't call a podcast and say that they're cheating willingly she'll listen to it it doesn't matter though but people will get this clip you know i mean all y'all do is make a clip and then people will hear this they'll hear the confidence in your voice and they'll make it their main mission for her to find it but they ain't gonna track it back down to her you coming to a live show though uh i'm in texas yeah y'all coming to texas yeah yeah we think about coming should we come to houston dallas what you think what i see what you're doing no i'm just saying where should we come to in texas you don't want us to come to texas y'all told y'all there's there's several there's several big cities no no no listen no listen bro we don't we we live right now we're trying to promo our texas tour so we really need you all right we're about to lock back in you ready all right y'all can do what you okay okay and we're gonna give you free tickets too because free ticket just let us know what show yeah huh just let us know what show what do you mean what show just tell us the dallas texas or uh houston one i meant oh sorry dallas houston or austin all right i'll do dallas you did dallas okay that's a bet we got you bro where you from like what are you from dallas you ain't gonna get me that's fine it's it's okay i'm like what are you though i can hear a little accent bro y'all trying to get me bro are you gonna answer the question or not bro all right fuck it i'm asking you don't say nah he can't say that bro i'm just saying now come on now now you do got a thick accent bro you from el paso nah all right bro now i'm from south texas nah nah you know you know he's he do sound like from south texas though no he not from south texas yeah all right bro he ain't never even called you bro texas yeah yeah all right hey there's a patreon or a regular part there's regular pod bro audience yeah i'm a patreon listener you're about to be single soon too hell nah all right bro that's the thing about having options i can't be saying oh man all right bro yo what do you do do do what what's the word brother how you doing bro welcome to crashing me's podcast welcome back y'all fuck niggas didn't ask me last time i'm gonna let it slide though y'all call back what what i do what we do y'all ain't add me to the pot last time y'all was tweaking because i had a fat ass or some shit i don't know because what y'all y'all called me last time and y'all was asking about the top fives y'all y'all was beefing because i was throwing i was throwing a little icky way or some shit okay i don't remember that all right what's like a fever dream or something well what's a hill that you're willing to die on man america was not meant to be monogamous we are not supposed to belong to one person for the rest of our lives if you listen to that shit outside out loud if you say that shit out loud it sounds like modern day slavery okay explain all right so think about it like this right when you grew up you had the love from your mama you had the love from your granny you had people at your church showing you love you had people in your community taking care of you a new baby would be born in your neighborhood everybody show up with gifts what's your what's your baby registry what you need y'all need a crib we got you y'all need some formula we got you y'all need some pampers we got you y'all need some pampers we got you but we got so selfish along the way that we we think me me me we supposed to have a world that one girl's supposed to have all your attention it's not supposed to work like that when you get a woman in your life she's supposed to bring she's supposed to act y'all are supposed to build you're supposed to be twin flames y'all get together and your light shine brighter but that's only amplified by more people you know beauty isn't a beholder if you think that your woman is bad somebody else think your woman bad too game okay that's a thought she not gonna be beautiful without the validation from other people i'm not saying go get a hold of everybody what i'm saying is you should probably have multiple women taking care of you i feel like you skipped a couple steps um okay okay okay we got here pretty quick you didn't you you just zipped us over here i hear you i hear you okay but it's but it's real gang it's real think about the niggas that go to work and got their work wife and they come home and they got their home wife they they symbiotic they living in the same plane don't nothing about their universe has changed they simply exist in different spaces okay like i'm sure you've had a woman call you handsome and then you've had a woman go out and hypersexualize you okay those are all thoughts though i feel like those are nothing i feel like you just say a bunch of random shit and then you go back to your point it's like you gotta like tie it in for us like that is evident no you you have it i mean let me tell you you gotta you got an idea do i agree with the idea no but that's your opinion and there's other people that share your opinion and then you take us to your point which is a point and it's the only idea of itself but there's no middle part connecting anything you're not explaining anything okay all right so let's let's let's give us a little history listen we all came over here on like 13 motherships or something like that santa maria to anne claire whatever you want to call it man okay when they snatched us up out them villages man it took a village gang you you can still go to places like the mecca and you can find men that have 20 30 40 wives you know what you don't see in those communities structural collapse you you still have those strong bonds that that bring communities and people together you got five or six women that walk to a village just to get water y'all y'all are saying five women out there to go get water 50 miles in a 120 degree heat look while there's still women at your house taking care of you so are you are you you're saying are you saying this just from a man's perspective though are you asking if it applies to the female yes because you your your broader statement was about monogamy sure there there is a leopatra out there yeah no my you're right my statement was about monogamy i don't believe that monogamy is meant for people today okay it was it was something uh let me okay let me preface that was something that was something that was something that the protestant people that came and settled in america pushed to the masses bro they stripped you of your education they stripped you of your religions and then they came over here and they shoved the bible down your throat and said hey man and woman come together and submit unto god that's a whole different conversation for another day okay but all right mr bitches how many girls you got in itself is oh man okay i got a sugar mama like 70 plus i don't date nothing bro you don't you don't need that don't bring you nothing but heartbreak and felonies okay so how many girls you gotta be you only said one whoa whoa whoa it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot now they don't all know about each other but if you're so if you're so passionate about uh monogamy why aren't you like preaching that to the woman that you're with as well you you look because the woman today has been conditioned but but there's believe but there was she here in the media in the music got it on the news but why don't you about why don't you but listen but listen listen listen how old are you 26 five days ago wait how old are you 26 i'm not gonna lie you sound 40 wait okay but hell no but listen but listen so the thing that's bothering us right you you about you about to name off your roster you about to go through your roster whether it's three four five women whatever it may be and you're trying to like basically you're saying you you have this because the world isn't meant to have one wife but there are women that believe in what you believe in and you don't have any of them you don't even have one no no no no no some of them women is on the program that's that's beside the point it's the way it sounded like he was wearing your question was how do you introduce a woman to that and that's a very different but why are you trying but why are you trying to but why are you trying to introduce but you haven't even practiced it yourself so you don't even know fully believe in something until you start that life at least with one woman that believes in that direction before you even get your second woman you know you're doing that you can't uncommit me this has been my life for like three years i'm not trying to uncommit you i'm trying i'm trying to i'm trying we're trying to make it more efficient we're trying to commit you more we want you to go all the way like you're dipping your toe in the water yeah you you're dipping your toe in the water you can't take women that who actually want to have just one man and try to all of them to this or even take one now what you're speaking you're saying i can't go steal somebody else's female no no no she's already a part of this lifestyle she probably belonged to a community turn off that brain real quick turn on your ears you're thinking too much you think thinking way too much all we're saying is there's already a community that exists the way that you're talking so why not just join that community and find someone that's already on that route there then you can come back to maybe pushing that a little bit more and then you can come back to that agenda after you get started you're trying to push an agenda that you ain't even involved in yet nigga you don't even do that gang you can i how do i prove this to you what part of these women been rocking with me for three four years they they know they share beds they go on trips together they in group chats okay they they oh i didn't hear that part i don't i don't remember that part maybe i wasn't listening yeah no see a female put me on to the game i didn't even know i got that i didn't know it was women rocking like that or nothing okay so i used to work for uh a big fortune five company smile direct club they make like dental liners and stuff like that this little muslim lady came up to me and she said she broke it down to me like this she said my husband got five other wives if he gonna go cheat on somebody he gotta cheat on all six of us they throwing hands with him look but at the same time he has to be able to still provide for not one but all of those women all of those lebron not one not two combined households all right right not three so how many how many uh do you want to marry these women like so do you want like wives right okay so you then you when you you talk about illegal barriers no no no no like the government okay you want five like how many partners do you want uh as as many as i can where the where everybody's happy right if we invite a new woman in and she don't mess she out got it so what's your like with your financial situation right what's your how many women do you think you could be in a relationship with uh man it really it really just depends on the year so i only work three months out of the year i vacation the other nine close to 250 250 000 a year i left the u.s three years ago the last time y'all talked to me i was here domestically and now i live in mexico okay all right but like okay so but earlier the reason i got on you because you said sugar mama yeah That's one of the few she had. So that's her own lane. Like she got her own house. She owned a block. She live all. She owns seven other houses in that community. OK, OK, OK. I understand that. But that's what I'm saying. But so is she a part of this like this team that you're trying to build? She'll support it. If a girl need her bills paid, she there. They got a system. I mean, you got this woman. She got to go to the hospital. Let's say for whatever reason, Shorty leaves the program, go gets knocked up by a deadbeat. And now she needs to rely on the community to step up. Now, is she going to be a part of the life? No. But is we going to just drop the bitch off at the fire station, drop the young lady off at the fire station? No. You know, you grow together, you build bonds with these people, you have love for them. We're not like I'm not going to get on you for the way you look, because that is your life. There are people that's those lifestyles work for certain people. I think the main our broader point was that the way you're preaching and you said you had the sugar mama and you had some other girls that aren't part of the program yet. So that was where I was trying to get. I was like, OK, you know, you're not you're not living right. So like you can admit that you're not doing it the right way. That's all we're trying to say. You know, you're not doing it the right way right now. I ain't figured it all out yet. OK, that's all. That's all we said. Because you listen, because listen, you didn't gave us some fucking metaphors and talking about ships coming over. And all this shit. So it sounds like a nigga that got it together. That's all we was trying to say is you ain't got it all the way figured out. Well, travel. I don't been to 40 plus countries on the same shit. I mean, I just feel like people should have it a little bit more figured out and at least be living the lifestyle. If they come with an opinion on a show that's listening to like five hundred thousand plus people a month. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like because what you're saying, too, is that like obviously monogamy is monogamy is not meant to be a thing. Right. But it is working for a lot of people. A lot of people. Half the country is probably right. It is OK for some people. Some people don't have the emotional capacity for more than one person. You just feel like you should be like you feel like there should be more options presented as like the norm. It's people who check out early because they find out that they girl that went off somewhere. Everybody can't handle that. OK. Hey, hey, bro. So what happened when they find out when all three of the girls. Oh, shit. They really don't get it. Maybe you look. Hey, you find your answer for your situation. Maybe I'm just a stepping stone, a flashlight in the darkness. And I see the light come that way. The porch light didn't even turn on. All right, man. You have a good one, bro. Hey, hey, hey. I fuck with the podcast. Y'all keep going. I appreciate you, bro. Also, this tweet a week says when you drop mediocre brown and get. An infinity wipe. Mediocre brown. When you drop mediocre brown and get an infinity wipe. You get it? That's actually crazy. Oh, man. Yeah. That mediocre brown. Like when you poop that out, bro, you about to be wiping for days. I think I became a white guy later later in life. No, I mean, at least. You feel like you're a white guy. Yeah, I think I've probably been using wipes now for like. There was a point with this podcast. It's on a pod when you first started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You discovered it. Like y'all had to give him a little bit more money for the nigga to clean his ass correctly. I was just a long wiper. I used damn near half a roll if I have to. But it still doesn't get everything. Yeah, but I also time my poops when I'm about to shower as well. Okay. So I shower. It's like. It's like every time I poop, I shower. Yeah, because it's some wet wipe niggas out here that don't shower. Like they should just like. The surface cleave. There's still some grimace. But people were like upset at. Some people were upset at Jackson Dart for introducing Trump at some Trump event. He always got one going on. And then some people were mad because Abdul Carter, his teammate for. The New York Giants. They both play football. Ladies, I'm sorry. Some of the ladies. And he said, this is how we roll in. I don't know what the fuck the tweet was. I saw what you meant. Whatever I say, he said. How about that? It was along those lines. Yes, it was along those lines. And everybody like some people was mad at Jackson Dart. Some people was hyping up Abdul Carter. Like, yeah, get him. Some people was mad at Abdul Carter. Like, why would you say that? And I think it's like, obviously, like with sports, they try to keep politics. It's like the like the main spot. Yeah, but. Finding it depends on, like, especially now, right? Finding out your QB is Maga. Like that shit affects the team. I don't give a fuck now. Yeah, OK, especially because Jackson Dart was like, you know, when there's like that white boy that kind of like has the swag. Yeah, with the chains and shit like that. He fooled me. Yeah, I think a lot. So I think just in like culture, like just black culture in general, like he was they kind of like. Accepted him in that. Yeah, the chains and him. Like that type of his relationship with Malik neighbors. I'm thinking he locked in with the guys and shit whole time. He got a red hat in that locker room. And it's like your your political views are your political views. But like if you're like on stage with the nigga, it's like, OK, you're like, this is your guy. You tapped in like you might even know what's happening at the straight of the muse. And we don't like you got like inside. Information or some shit, bro. So it just like it does. It does. Like it does. Like kind of like the locker room doesn't get affected that way, though, especially a quarterback. I feel like if your quarterback is just like, bro, you got to play Switzerland. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Like you can't have like strong opinion or voice your strong opinion. It's kind of like Drew Brees. I'm pretty sure Drew Brees lean more Republican. Yeah, exactly. But like he still mess with the city of New Orleans and he didn't really like push the agenda that much. To where like people can see like Jackson, Dar, you can't be introducing Donald Trump and expect me to catch this catch this slant ball, bro. Or block. It got MAGA span on him, bro. I couldn't get it. No, man. No. Maka make make. Oh, no. Shout out to our comment section, because last week I feel like there was a lot of comments, even a lot of the ones that are disagreeing with us about like the Rose and all that. A lot of stuff. I like to appreciate the people that disagree with us that actually make like, like educated points on why they disagree, not just like, oh, y'all think it's dumb as fuck, although there was some of those ones, but there's actually people giving their opinion on something because I don't we don't always have to agree with us. And because we don't I sometimes I say I said that last week or I disagree with myself or my mind can get changed. So I like I appreciate the comments, good or bad, but especially the educated ones that disagree. You got to be educated. Like if you want to be funny and troll, at least do us a service of putting a timestamp of when you were talking about. So if you go, oh, Pat sound is so stupid here. Right. Don't just say Pat sounds so dumb over the whole podcast. Oh, Pat sounded dumb this episode. Put the timestamps where you thought I sounded dumb so I can put the timestamps of when I'm going to beat y'all. Zero zero one. No, I do. I do. Rounding out two or two, like shout out to everybody that came out to the show. I want to just give a big thank you for that. For people that came out to the show, bought tickets, bought merch, bought Patreon. Am I slamming the table? I even told myself not to slam on the table. Slamming the table during the time you thanking people and shit. But no, just to let you all know. Why you QB clap? You know, when the crowd too loud. No, I appreciate y'all continue to support us to continue to. What else? Yeah, let us know. Obviously, I hope y'all know, like a lot of the tour, like I say, like 50% of the tour had to do with places y'all told us. I would say like 75% of the merch we put out has been like off some of your suggestions and stuff that we put together. You know what I mean? And so keep shooting our ideas for every hundred dumb ass ideas. We get 10 really good. Yeah. And sometimes like literally somebody that gave me an idea for like a segment one time I had scrolled up through the Instagram. And he said 20 other things. And I looked at all of them and said, damn, maybe do cooking. And he didn't. And it was 20 stupid ass things. But the last thing he said was great. And I use an episode and it went over, went over good. So like keep shooting your shot. We appreciate all the feedback. Even questions that we should ask the listeners, because there was somebody, somebody that was saying sometimes the questions get repetitive. And hope you guys noticed like the past couple episodes, we've kind of switched it up. But give us some more questions y'all want to hear people answer or different. Like. Ideas for topics. You see where we putting this at in the pocket. If we wanted everybody to know this information about what to suggest, we would have put it at the beginning of the pod. Put it at the end of the pod for the people that rock with us, that listen to them and everywhere we say. We appreciate y'all. Let us know. It's been episode 260. Peace. 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