Liars & Cheaters w/ Carly Aquilino!

hey everybody out there welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this is are you garbage how you doing it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy yeah just a big old piece of trash trash trash i'm your host h foley coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here at tooties in the new edition she just asked if we can get an espresso machine okay the answer on that sure michael's coming in from right next to me he's the ceo of are you garbage bit of an international businessman and coincidentally i had asked him the same thing about the espresso machine earlier and did not get a response i said go for it okay i just wanted to call you out on air okay get it on tape kevin ryan what's up everybody thanks for the world's weirdest intro you gave me nothing you get a girl in here you clam up no no no hey carly hi what's up every shot well first of all listen make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes full video available on youtube full video available over there on spotify and the boys are see the greatest website of all time www.patreon.com are you garbage you go over there you get all that bonus content game yes sir and gang we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly special guests yes back with us today after a long absence yes but on the pod twice before yes back in the day uh-huh i missed you guys honestly we greatly missed you yes i really did it's been a very long time i know the news stew you came in here like a breath of fresh air came in here like a tornado and everybody it was a lot for everyone i'm really sorry about that guys thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you there you go you came in hot and energy i was like being friendly you and everybody was like whoa whoa we don't this we don't do that here now no you walked in you started saying hi to all the produce hi carly nice to meet it was very like it was very like authority i own this building nice firm shake yeah someone told me years ago that my handshake was like not good that's not good see that angle that's a robot it's yeah but i like learned and now it's ingrained in me because i'm like i don't want to give a wussy handshake no i remember can't be a wussy like that if a man shakes a woman's hand or shakes like a potential employer's hand uh and it's like fishy like you know it's like fish bad news yeah yeah it's like who could take you serious everybody took me serious when i was you're not wrong by the way you're not wrong he said you're on a steel factory okay carly aquilino good to meet you i'll tell you right now my word is my bond you don't need no contract with me i had a kid that i grew up with in high school his dad was a secret service agent oh that's cool they're not supposed to tell people about that by the way it's supposed to be a everything he's not an undercover okay hey big man's on the fritz he's being questioned by the secret service agent he's all hot under these lights how big man he's not an undercover agent okay think of the cia gotcha intelligence agent carly could you just pull your mic a little bit closer oh sure sure sure oh no totally and foley could you pull yours away a little bit why don't you hit the other room is this better that's great gotcha okay i one time saw him at mcdonald's and i shook his hand and i made eye contact and weeks later he told my dad that he he's going to be all right he makes good eye contact wow wow yeah back to the catching up thing when you when anybody asks me what's going on it's instant defense why would you hear yeah i said how are you you were like oh god here she's here let's get this over with here we go all right let's i guess roll i literally was like i don't know i was like i'm sorry we went to everybody by the way yeah no but i said hi i said hi to everyone met a lot of new people he got a got a whole crew got a whole crew she's the sweetest a lot of cameras yeah but i have to tell you guys a story yes you said you said you had you've been holding on to something for years you said it happened about a month after the last time i saw you guys which was like five years ago 2021 yeah 2021 which is about five years ago that's the last time we saw you was four years ago i'm saying yeah that's crazy i guess five years ago it had to have been yeah 2021 is it 2026 am i nuts here yeah but i was at a birthday party i was just gonna say that and i was like don't say it i was like it's gonna go it's gonna seem very like ant you blink and it's gone yeah you believe that time flies time flies when you have fun right guys that's what i was gonna do and i was just i was like stop but i went to a birthday party about a month after the last time i saw you guys okay this guy comes up to me and he's like oh my god i just saw the clip of you on are you garbage when i was in the car on my way here and i was like oh cool i was like i love those guys whatever blah blah blah end of the party he's like can i have your phone number i want to ask you like is it too much if i ask you out on a date so i was like sure i would love to go out on a date he was cool he was great great looking guy he had dental insurance i always ask what how did you i ask i'm like do you have medical wait hold on but most most specifically do you have dental because i want visalign wait you what you got good teeth though what they're all right but it's like you do well i know but i i i know that i can pay for it but i don't think i should have to like i would just rather get married do you know you are becoming you're from brooklyn originally not where you're from i'm from long island originally i've lived in brooklyn for a long time long island the long island is coming out of here really let me ask you this because i want to go to the dentist because she wants visalign checking a gut checking a potential suitors bennies is very long do you ask that before you check the bennies does that come out before you give the number well it was like came up in conversation and when i say came up i mean i blatantly asked like is this before you have yes so if you would have said while we're chit-chatting chit-chat uh-huh so if he would have said no he pulls out his hmo card oh my god it's obama care yeah no dental but um nobody's got dental we got dental yeah but they screw you there's nothing it's not my i mean i have insurance my deductible is like seven million dollars they're like you have to die in order for it to kick in it covers cleanings and whatever but you got you going for a root you're going on a friday night root canal killing you you're going on a friday night root canal killing you you're going looking for a little pain med looking for a drill get this thing out of there yeah you're fucked it's always also the doctors that are covered are just kind of like not it's like in someone's house you're like is this even like a real doctor woodside queen yeah it's a walk-up or something yeah going on here get an elevator someone cooking in the kitchen you're like why is this a house it's so weird it smells like potatoes if this guy hadn't said he didn't have insurance and he asked for the number i would have still given him my number but you gotta i was like he had he had a jeep and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and he was like i'm gonna give him my number and guys yeah and he had dental this guy's listening right now realizing where he's a jeep wrangler or a jeep suv a jeep like a liberty folly used to have a liberty a jeep's a jeep first of all i had a latitude okay oh you had a latitude okay that's a little that's pretty rare no sass to it a liberty is something that a female gym teacher should be driving i feel like a lot of my a lot of people i went to high school with like the girls got the liberty because the liberty had the big sunroof right it was like a convertible sunflower like put on the dashboard probably comes with eyelashes on the front lights as you're going around the corner he's got dental though my boyfriend's here he's got eyelashes and he's got dental you understand you understand the show at a level eyelashes on the car is all right that's got to be like i mean that's a personality trait right is that's a mental illness right for a minute yeah i don't know where they thought that was going to go my mom would be like my mom wanted eyelashes on her car so bad guys she talked about it all the time she was like yeah i guess just if anybody wants to get me anything for christmas i guess think of two things a left eyelash and a right eyelash for my car and it was like a minivan it was a green minivan it's got to be a so a beetle it it's got to be a beetle even then it's like we get it you're gonna you have a cute little car it's enough yeah what would you do if like say you're going on a date with somebody and the girl pulls up and she has eyelashes she's a stripper really i don't know i don't think it's stripper vibes no you're not wrong i i think a stripper would have like i always think of like a like from the like a spider like a mitsubishi like eclipse that's my sister really uh-oh yeah but that was a cool car i wanted that car when i was young it was like midnight green oh cool that's a special color yeah she danced at delilah's for a while there you go we called that the stripper wagon okay really see i didn't even know that i didn't even know that this was like an ongoing thing i was 90s high school like hot well there was this um guys there was this like she was like a dancer that lived at my house for a little bit my mom felt bad for her my mom let her live with us she talked about this she was yeah it was a ballet dance her no she was like uh she was like a dance she like danced in like a cage i'll told okay and then more at a club at a club i got you yes she kept her clothes on though well there wasn't a lot of them to begin with yeah there wasn't a lot of them to begin with and she lived at my house for a little bit that's not transactional they're up there as like almost like decoration so right they're like a christmas ornament yes kind of how did your mom know her she was friends with my oldest brother and she had like a very sad background and she was like a very sad background Brown. and she was like, she kind of was like, didn't have anywhere to go. She's a lawyer now, by the way. What? Yeah, she's a lawyer now, but she drove one of those spiders. How old were you? There you go. I was very young. I was about nine and it was- Trying to grasp what was going on. I didn't have a sister. So there was this like cage dancer that lived at my house, guys. Cage dancer. Did they tell you that? Cage dancer is crazy. No, everybody knew. And my mom like went to, because my mom is very supportive and my mom like went to the club one night to like watch her dance in the cage. What? Yeah, and my mom's a lunch lady, by the way. Like just for a living. And it's like, why is the lunch lady at the club? Why is the lunch lady at the club? Do you know what I mean? Oh, because the girl in the cage is like lives with her. Yeah. Wow. But she drove a spider. She drove a spider. Eclipse, whatever it is. A spider was the higher end. I was like, it had the little flavor to it. Hey, you got it like that. You got it like that, you spend a little extra money, you get the spider. Get that cage cash. Yeah. That was the car where you knew somebody was spending too much on the car. You know what I mean? And not enough on everything else. Yeah, they were underwater on the car. Yes. Yeah, I always felt that way with Subaru. Certain Subarus, I'm like, that's inexpensive. The WRX or whatever. When they had all the accessories, I'm like, you don't need the bottom and the top. Like, it's like, why is it so low to the ground? Every time you would be in it, boom, boom. Every bump. Yeah. And then you have the spoiler. Where are we going? We're going to Target. Yeah. It's not that serious. Which you prefer. Because it's Aunt Carly, and we're going to Target to get a Live, Laugh, Love plaque. God, I love Target. I know. I know you do. You like that. What's the broad's name who's got the home line there? You like her? I don't know. Ina Garner. No. Oh, I love Barefoot Contessa. Oh, don't get him. Love her. Wait, back to the- Jeffrey's a lucky man? So the guy- Back to the guy. So the guy, so he asked me out. I'm like, he's driving a Live, right? He does like some type of- Any industry? No, no, no. He's like a mechanic, but he works in like a boiler room. Okay. Mm-hmm. He's like fixing. It seems serious. It's serious to me. That's it, guy. It feels like they're going to be in an explosion. He's got to be smart. But he drives a Liberty. That's weird. Drives a Liberty. Driving a boiler room is driving a Liberty. Doesn't match up. You'll see where this goes. Okay. So he brought up, he's like, I just think it's so weird that I saw this video of you when I was on my way here. And then he asked me for my number. I give him my number. I'm like, oh, send me that video because I hadn't seen it yet. He goes, I don't have Instagram. And I was like, you literally brought up 5,000 times you just saw this on Instagram. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I know he's lying. And when a person's like, I don't have Instagram, sometimes they don't, but a lot of times it's like, I don't want you to see my Instagram. I don't want you to see my Instagram because my lady's on it. Because I'm driving my girlfriend's Jeep Liberty around. So I went, I said, you just said you saw it on Instagram. What are you talking about? And he said the most seventh grader thing I've ever heard. No, I didn't. He said, I was on my friend's Instagram. Oh, my God. I was on my friend's Instagram. Call my dad. You want to call my dad? I'm holding it for a friend. Who's on their friend's Instagram ever, by the way? I got a lot of friends. I've never handed my phone to one of them and go through my Instagram. Ever. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Even someone being like, can I see your phone for a second? I'm like, that's the most psychotic thing I've ever heard. It's not happening. I don't like it when my wife does it. She'll do it. I'll go after a while. I'll go, what are you looking at? Yeah, totally. Totally. What's going on in there? I'm bad with it. What do you mean? You don't want people looking or you or you like leave your phone out. You don't care. No, he don't want people. No. No, nobody does. I went. I had to get a new phone. Oh, OK. This is maybe like two months ago. I have my phone. It didn't work. It got wet. Didn't work. I bring it into a Verizon and the guy hits me with a number of what the new phone is going to cost. And I'm like, OK. And he's like, hey, just kind of turn in your phone. I was like, yeah, I'm actually going to burn it. But thanks. Even if I wiped it, reset it, deleted it, anything, I'm not turning my phone back over to a technology company. Yeah. I have all my old phones. Oh, a stack. That goes right in the Hudson. Yeah. And I hit the claim wars. But they always say that. Oh, we can sweep your phone. And then they're like, we'll give you like ten dollars off. It's like, I'm just going to keep this one. I don't even care if it's shattered. Two bucks a month. Yeah. Give us your face. What are they doing? Exactly. I don't know. Somebody gets these. I think they might use it for parts or something. But it's like they turn around. Oh, they refurbish it. Yeah. Refurb. They sell it in another country. The Chinese. Yeah. I don't know. I don't trust it. I don't trust it. They sell them in other countries. The weirdest thing about that, getting a new phone is like you go to Verizon and they're like, OK, it's two thousand dollars. And then they're like, we don't have the phones here. Like, you can't have a phone. That's happened to me every time I've gone to get a new one. I go to the Apple store now. Verizon never has the phone in stock. They're like, yeah. I mean, like, what do you sold it to you? But it's going to come in the mail in four days. You're like, what? Like a pink one. No, they don't even have they don't even make cuties anymore. They don't even make cutie phones like they used to. They always have it. Time flies, guys. Yeah. They say we don't have the phones here. No, I don't know what you two are talking about. You're literally a phone store. Can I get a phone? They go, well, what are you looking for? I said, anything newer than this. I had like whatever the 14 I'm looking for. Yeah. Give me the next. It doesn't have to be the newest. I just need something newer. I have never once encountered this in my life. And I said, we don't have seven. Yeah. They don't have the phones in the store. It's like, then why have the store? There you go. To be fair. There you go. I was at. Did you ever have this happen to you? All the time. Yeah. Like, I mean, like all the time you get a new phone, but like, yeah, three or four times in my life. They don't have the color. They don't have the gigabytes or whatever. Yeah. It's like, it's like you're at a footlocker back to school season. I got like a check to battle. No, it's swamp back there. The color never registered with me because I'm putting a case on it. Totally. So maybe I didn't know. I wouldn't expect you to be a case guy. Some people have that energy of like, I don't have a case on my phone. Yeah. You know, it's like when I see that, I'm like, wow, this person doesn't care about it. They're just like, whatever. Just smash it. It's funny you mentioned that. I don't know where my phone is, but I don't have a case on it right now. Wow. Because the case broke. The top of it broke. What's with the phone breaking and the case is breaking? I don't know. Okay. It's one of those heavy duty. She just gave you ant vibes of not believing it. Fair enough. What's going on? I don't know. Okay. Move on. Clearly you're being dishonest to me right now. And it hurts. And we're going to move on. No. Any more questions? It's the case that everybody has. And it's supposed to be like a really good one. What? The week before, I got a new phone also before Foley, and I got that same case. And the next day I went in and turned it in because that case stunk. Really? Yeah. It didn't tell me. It's got the circle on the back. It's a mag safe case? No, but it had the kickstand. Oh, mine's got a kickstand. It's like an easel. The front broke. So I was walking around with an open face phone. A kickstand is crazy. On the phone? Literally. That's crazy. Is that what you got rid of it? It's like a picture frame. Exactly. Wow. Watch my side photo on it. That's cute. I like that. So did you not give him your number? So I had already given him my number. Fuck. And then he said that I don't have an Instagram thing. And then me and my friend went to leave. And I went, he was nice. She's like, yeah. I'm like, he definitely has a girlfriend, right? She's like 1,000%. Like, who pretends that they don't have an Instagram? All they talked about is Instagram. Talked about Instagram for five hours. I can't stress it enough. And yeah, and then that was really it. I found his Instagram in three seconds. I Googled his first. And last name. And it was like, he was like, he was like, it was like his anniversary. The day before. No. He probably knew he was cooked. Yeah. I think he might have texted. And I was just, maybe I didn't answer or whatever. Because what am I going to do? Be like, ask your girlfriend. I'd just rather not answer. That'd be very Aunt Carly of you, though. Yeah. I don't know, tough guy. Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you get Tiffany over here? Why didn't you give me Tiffany's number? You're smoking a sale of 100. So I thought that was crazy. I thought that was crazy. And that's like your, that's your. That's your boys. That's no. No. Come on, guys. We don't co-sign that. A lot of good upstanding dirtbags out there. This guy's a two-time in sleazeball. Yeah. I was like, what the heck is going on over here? Thank you for your support, by the way. Yeah. 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Helixsleep.com slash garbage. Do it. I got one. Back when you were a young buck, you know, out there on Long Island. Mm-hmm. Who was the most famous person you met growing up? This is a new question since you've been gone a long time. Interesting. It doesn't have to be like a huge celebrity. From my town? No, just anybody. It could have been like a radio guy. It could have been just somebody you were like, whoa. Like a met that lived out there or something? Well, there was a, you know who would do this? School assemblies, Mick Foley. What? The wrestler? Yes. What do you mean do the assembly? He would like do like, he would, there would be like assembly and it was like Mick Foley was there. I don't remember exactly what he was doing. I was like, holy shit. That's crazy that there's like a wrestler here. Is he from out there? Can you see if Mick Foley's from out there? I don't know, but he was always in the school. He does a lot of, he's very philanthropic. He does a lot of charity stuff. And so he was always, there was always something going on with him, which I loved. Because I loved wrestling. He's got to be from Long Island. Raised in Long Island. Yeah, there you go. It's a public school in Long Island? Public school. And then I went to. Wait, you loved wrestling as a kid? I did. I have two older brothers. Ah, okay. So I, when it was WWF. Yeah. That was the. That's old. That was the good stuff. Loved it. By the way, I still love Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's my number one. I was trying to get him on a show. Really? He'd be great. You got to ask him about his cats. Why? He's got two cats and they're so cute and he loves them. Do you guys see, do you guys follow him? Poncho and Macho? I don't think I do follow him. I don't follow him. I'm sorry. I don't have Instagram. He's right. Party social media. My friend told me it was good though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You should check it out. But I would say him and then. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a huge one. Yeah. Your school assembly. That's proper famous. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah. It was during that time too. Like the 90s. It was crazy. And then I would go to every once in a while to like the Rosie O'Donnell show because my mom knew her. My mom grew up across the street from her. Rosie? Mm-hmm. No way. We were just talking about her. From Rosie. You know that Rosie O'Donnell as a kid, it was so fun and cute. And she, I don't know if she came up with it, but she patented Cutie Patooties. Really? That was her. Cutie Patootie. Hello, Cutie Patootie. Any time a kid was on the show, you have a kid, cutie patootie. Yeah. She made that mainstream. She grew up across the street from my mom. Yeah. My mom drove her to the comedy show that she got discovered at. Now you're a scumbag. That's great. That is Long Island lore. She really owes her a couple bucks. It's like my mom's just been telling the story. Rosie's like, who? But she actually did grow up across the street. She grew up across the street from her and it was fun to go to her show because there was always like toys around. There was like bobble heads. Did you have to go backstage and stuff like that? I met her a couple times. Yeah. That's big. Yeah. That was, I'm trying to think of. That's huge. Yeah. That's actually classy because if my family would have had access to that, they would have abused it to no end. We went a few times. Yeah. I think we went like maybe three or four times, which is like kind of a lot. No. No, it's not. Not compared with a real girl. No, a thousand percent. It's not. Yeah, we'd have been moving in there. I would have been ordering things. It's me. Yeah. Right, right, right. Showing up there without my parents and stuff like that. I'm going to hang out. Yeah. You guys get lunch yet? You're in the green room smoking a cigarette? Yeah. And I think. That's great. Yeah. Billy Joel once I met him. What? At a charity thing. I don't remember. Recently? No, I was like, I was in high school. You met Billy Joel? Yeah. These are big. I love Billy Joel, by the way, which is very Long Island to do. But you guys probably, do you guys like Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen better? I'm Billy. You're Billy all the way. I'm not a Bruce guy. I know there's a Bruce guy. No, I respect the boss, but as far as less fluff, I'm Billy. There's a lot of Bruce Springsteen songs that people are like chanting and singing that I'm like, this is fucking strange. Totally. Billy puts out hits. Yes. Hits. Billy's a hitter. Yes. There's something sinister about him as well. Deep down. Yeah. I feel it. He'll drive into the front of your house. He'll literally crash his car into your front door. He will drive right into your living room. That's how I met him. He keeps flying through the windshield. What the hell, Billy? I told you to not honk. Is that a liberty? You've met a lot of, you know, you've been quite successful. You know, who's the most famous person you met? I mean, Billy Joel's up there, but as an adult. That's the most impressive answer we've ever gotten off that question. Really? We had one president. What are other people saying? Somebody had a president. President. That's cool. Somebody told him to get away from the car or something. Oh, oh. Get away. Get away from my car. No, no. Is that meeting? No, it was Ross Perot. Ross Perot. Presidential candidate. I can't remember who that was. Johnny Pemberton. Johnny Pemberton. It's so funny to be like, I met this guy and he was yelling at me. He yelled at me to get away from the car. Wow. Get away from the car, kid. But who's the most famous person you've met as an adult since you've been famous? I think, I'm trying to think of like who's, I feel like I've met a lot of people where I'm just like, that was crazy. I never met Oprah. I don't know. I met Leo. You met Leo. Leo's cool. What? Yeah. Leo's really cool and chill. Where'd you meet him? He, I went to the after party for the, one of the anniversaries of Saturday Night Live. Really? And he was there and he was cool and chill and normal. Cool and chill and normal. Like so normal, he was like, I'm Leo. Yeah. It's like, no, a thousand percent, I know. Really like cool guy. I am Leo. Yeah. Wow. I'd be using Leonardo. Hi, I'm Leonardo. Totally. DiCaprio. DiCaprio. A new, a new, a new realization. Leonardo like the turtle. Yeah, as foley as Johnny Drama from Entourage. I never saw Entourage. Whoa. You are Queens. Can you explain, can you explain who Johnny Drama is? Do you know Mark Wahlberg? Of course I know Mark Wahlberg. Do you know Donnie Wahlberg? Marky Mark. Yes, of course. Donnie Wahlberg would be the, he's a cartoon version of like, he tries really hard to be cool and famous. Which is an unfair comparison now because he's had a long running stint on Blue Bloods. Very true. Wow. Legitimate. Blue Bloods. Dramatic actor. Freaking love that. Your mom probably loves Blue Bloods. Oh, I'm sure. My mom names me after someone on a soap opera, so I'm sure my mom loved it. What soap opera? General Hospital. Oh God. Your mom still watches General Hospital? She, she watched General Hospital when I, when she was like pregnant with me and she was like, I love this girl. What character? Do you know? Carly. I don't know Carly. You got a picture? I named after her. Yes. Was that the character's name? Well, they switch, they switch, you know, soap operas, they like, they switch the actresses randomly. It's like you love an actress and then it's like a new girl the next day and they don't explain it. Yeah. Fictional character. Yeah. So it would be the person that. It's played by four, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six different people. Holy shit. I've tried to figure out which Carly. What year were you born? 1990. 1990. That doesn't make any sense. She came out in 96. So she lied. Did you? No. Maybe that actress. Yeah. Duration of the character. Really? 1996. It had to have been General Hospital. Oh. She always says it. She might have made it up. Cause I thought it was Carly. Really? I don't know. We're finding this out in real time. I want to call her. Hey. The character. Like I just found out that's like not my real family. Like somebody, my mom like took me at the grocery store and then it's like, just we'll tell her it's from General Hospital. I don't know. You're actually a 60 year old woman from the South. Just make it up. You are probably Aunt Carly. Yeah. You're an older, you're an older Long Island woman. Yeah. Oh my God. First appearance. 1996. What the? Maybe it's a different. It's gotta be a different. Look at the camera. It's gotta be a different Carly on the show. It could be. Well, if this character came out on General Hospital in 96, cause I asked her once. I was like, what is it? Like Carly Simon? She said, no. The girl from General Hospital. From the soap operas. Let me ask you this. Do you remember them calling you by your name from age zero to six? Maybe they didn't name you until you were like six or seven. You wouldn't remember that. It's like a puppy. You're like, I don't know. It'll come to me. They just said, hey you. Oh, you could be Carly Spencer. Ah, Carly Spencer. Guys. Wait, I don't know. Guys. I really hope. I really hope you're Carly Spencer. I hope so too. When was she? When was she there? Was that Heather Thomas? Heather Locklear? No. I feel like soap operas are still popular, but it's the people that were watching them in the 80s. For sure. Really? So am I younger than I thought? My mom forgot what year I was born. Wait, what's this one? Same. 96. It's the same one. What if it was a one off character? That's it. That's it. For one delivery person or something. I just like the vibe. I don't know. She had good spunk to it. I'm losing it. That's crazy. And I've been telling people. this since i found it out i've been like i'm named after the girl from general hospital cut too she wasn't even on the show the girl there's multiple carlies on the show you can't say that's it yeah ellen your time's up time to tell the truth that's your mom's name ellen ellen i love that yeah wow it's a mom name it is a very mom i think i've met like two younger ellen yeah it's a tough one do you guys have a family group i'm saying to be a to be a little yikes what's her name ellen do you guys have a family group chat no really no no no okay i would have pegged you my parents are like your parents are still together right your mom yeah yeah yeah yeah does your dad have instagram no my dad used to be all over your instagram i've posted them on instagram before they're wacky dude it's wacky dude which i love them yeah they're a whack pack yeah they've been together for like 50 years which is crazy they met in a model they might be lying about that too yeah they met in a model they met in a model we did gotta go to yeah gotta go to most they didn't meet 50 years ago 50 maybe they met gotta go to they met 50 years ago or they've been married for what year did models open up honestly let's get them on the horn i feel like my mom lied let's see imagine models didn't open till 2007 no i previously walked that was the dicks we walked out of and they had the history of it yeah i mean the first one was 1889 in lower manhattan perfect 1889 lower manhattan yeah they've been together for a million years okay 18 a sports store 1886 were they shot it wasn't a sports store at the time it was like a sears it was like a department store they had everything yeah they had everything over there apparently and you could get a man over there too which is crazy it was like a woolworths yeah i always tell them i'm like you met one person like at modell's and then you married like i'm like you guys got married after you met at modell's they were young then right you don't make the first purchase they were teenagers walking around yeah but yeah it all worked out it's cute i like that okay but yeah huh i also like that they have to explain the story a little bit like when parents have to explain well it wasn't a modell's then it was different it was actually a whole department it was like a sears it was like a sears then you gotta want to make it oh i love the sears catalog forget it the toys you're a shark tank gal please i love shark tank and that's why let me in the tank guys for that reason i'm out who's your who's your favorite your mom lied about your name and for that reason i'm right what do you what do you watch now when you're sitting on the couch watching tv what do you what do you i love shark tank i've seen i haven't seen the like i haven't been watching recent episodes but you know they replay it all day and so i feel like a lot of the episodes i've seen it's like before mark left of course because mark is my baby boy i love him shout out mark cuban he shoots you straight on there yeah he left i know i haven't seen any since he left he was a real linchpin of that show he was this is uh he was the richest one on the whole show is that true yeah he's like a bit he's he's got a b he's a billionaire with a b bill those other guy caught 100 million that's peanuts yeah somebody just became a trillionaire i don't know who it was elon i thought it was terrell owens um that motherfucker's broke um yeah big big shark yeah okay who would you uh who would you want to go with if everyone gave you an offer depends on what kind of product i play this when i go getting into retail if i'm getting into retail i'm getting into fashion industry i'm going my boy damon john shout out to fubu shout out to fubu if i have a consumer product that's going direct to customers probably going lori i was gonna say big fan of lori almost like it depends on the fashion too because lori could sell those things are selling like hot cakes over there on qvc if i'm selling the broads i'm going i like lori yeah you gotta love lori i would go i would go her heels are so high she's reaching for the stars i like robert oh my god and trish i love robert too he's i love him yeah he's great they're all good i like um i would say mark cuban would be my number one i gotta love you gotta love barbara corcoran she's a wacky doodle she's in like you know they air it out she's a bit of a freak date oh she's a she's an old real cougar yo she's somebody'll come out shirtless and she'll be like honey i want to give you the deal and i don't need the business yeah she'll be like i'll give you triple what you asked for there was a guy who was selling like macaroni and cheese on shark tank rip like a i remember this yeah yeah it was fully one thing of velveta shells and cheese hello shits army sharks i'm watching it but barbara gave him a deal because he was like a hottie he was like a hot guy with macaroni and cheese guy she was like i'll give you whatever you're asking for i love her i love that lady i love her yeah i would go with cubans i think whatever i'd be offered would be like not cheap but it'd be gimmicky you know like we be selling like shrimp po boys or something like that yeah mr shrimpies seems like you got this thought out of him mr shrimpies you knew the name too we'd have three locations we'd start off with a food truck obviously of course brand recognition of course what's your annual sales now a little under negative a hundred thousand oh i love when they're in the negative and they start doing that because they're so good at math all these people it's crazy the sharks are like wait a minute wait a minute let's backtrack you see them like close the book yeah this guy stinks they flip it over they flip that they ripped the page you want to sell me five percent for six million dollars and you have negative revenue yeah huh okay anybody in the family drink heineken no you do are you off the sauce you drinking a little bit or no i drink yeah what are you doing wine a beer i love a beer i'm usually beer i'm usually beer but if i'm like you know if i'm eating and it like makes sense to have wine if i'm eating fish and white wine or like steak red wine but i'm usually like a beer i that's the only rules i know yeah how you get that i've learned that from wine people they're like you can't have beer and steak it's weird that's not true what is taking a beer exactly this guy's he's giving me the thumbs up i can do it he grew up rich that's sick good for him about it because that's when people start going this guy's lying about he grew rich and then they lie about it so it's good to it's good to be honest good for him homies now they know and if he says he's new guy you could drink beer and have like steak and i'll do whatever i want i'll have everybody call him yeah the only good thing about the dempsies which is luke's family then there's not just cash there there's um class and uh hard work and grit they're very well grounded they're very well adjusted people love that yes good for them it sounds like you're trying to get in a will if i'm being honest they're well adjusted good caring and they're and they're like a family to me yes yeah i've always said i've always felt like a son to so do you yeah dad i'll see you this thanksgiving uh-huh okay let's see yeah but i'm usually a beer i love a guinness i love a guinness you love it yes how many guinnesses you having depends guinness is like everybody thinks guinness is heavy it's not it's a dirtbag fact yeah it yeah it's like it's like the low calories i wasn't gonna say anything about the calories but it's not heavy people think because it's so dark they're like why would you drink that it's like it's it's light i know it's all night this episode is brought to you by guinness no it's not it's garage beer and garage beer only um i'm trying to think of what else i would say guinness i like a corona modello pacifico and carly and carly yeah yeah is that ant vibes yeah yeah really i bet corona just like a little corona with like a lot of lime yeah you're doing a vape yeah you have a ciggy at all used to be oh i love a ciggy i love a ciggy you have a ciggy every once in a while yeah do you keep a pack and you'll go to the pack or do you think i might have you might do a pack my whole freezer is cigarettes from from other parts of the world no i go when i travel i get a carton so i have like yeah i get a carton at the airport and then i put them and you freeze them yeah because so that that i have like a million packs so i have ones from france italy spain japan i have all the cigarettes i have all the cigarettes i have all the cigarettes in my freezer there's no food in there huh and it keeps them fresh they don't like freeze but it keeps them fresh are you guys mad at me because everyone's looking after i said the guinness thing like it got weird like the energy the energy what shifted guinness was fine cigarettes are fine i love a skinny cig no you do yeah like a capri yeah because you're like the ones that they got over there you're in trish you're in trish yeah it's my destiny i assume so your old two hands to drink that water i don't know if you picked up on that you were drinking it like a little otter oh thank you thank you um i would have to assume the fridge and the freezer is extremely well clean and organized is that right yeah are you renting or do you own i'm renting you're renting yeah okay so i got i feel like my my freezer is a lot of cigs and ice pops ice pops yeah outshine bars love outshine good for you i love that yeah really what do you got you got the little dove ones those are good yeah the dove the doves are good they're like this big though you have to have like seven yeah i'm in a transitional period right now so i don't really have the freezer stock you don't have freezer you don't have a freezer no freezer i have no okay we'll get your freezer mostly freezer freezer burning freezer burn even that was in we'll get you a freezer you want a i think uncle donnie's getting rid of one we'll give we'll start you with a fridge we'll get you that'll get you a bed get you back on your feet a little bit if you start dancing in a cage or mom I'll take you in. Oh, yeah. There you go. Literally call my parents. I'll take you in. I love it. Her dad commented on your new boots. He's a fan. I'll take you in. My dad watches the potty. He loves it. Shout out to you. What's your dad's name? His name's Nat. Shout out, Nat. Thank you, sir. What's that short for? That's just what he is. Well, his first name is Joseph, but he goes by Nat. He always has. Talking about our kind of guy. Yeah. I like that. I'm going by Nat. Don't ask any more questions. Carly, it's Nat. What was the last vacation you went on? The last vacation I went on was to Barcelona. And who are you going there with? I love Barcelona. You're always running around somewhere. That I went for a wedding. Yeah. Loved it. Friends? I love Barcelona. Childhood friends? My cousin was getting married. Oh, to the family. Yeah. And I brought my best friend as my plus one. Wow. Yeah. Did mom and dad go? My mom went. Very nice. My parents just started traveling last year or two years ago, so they're not used to it yet. And I don't know if my dad was like really. Spade. He's not a travel guy. I ain't going to Spain. They want to stay nearby. Yeah. You know? But my mom went. What's in New York in them? Yeah. A lot of those guys I found out, and I have it too. I got to ask my dad about like, you know, they always worry about what if they get sick over there and they got to go to a foreign hospital or something like that. Really? That's what they're worried about. Yeah. Interesting. I got my doctors here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny to like not go on vacation because of that. It's like, what if I get sick? It's like, I don't know. Can you not get sick for one week? But I get that. I get that. Yeah. In a tropical resort. Right. Yeah. I wouldn't want to die in a hospital in another country. I don't know why. Yeah. No, of course. I mean, it's not ideal. It would suck. To be fair. 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Play, eat, and shop on repeat at Netflix House at Galleria Dallas. Bring your crew and save. Get your tickets today at Netflix.com slash house. Uh, I got some. Say you're coming over to my house. I invite you over. Right? We're having, you know, we're cooking dinner. Something like that. Yep. What are you bringing to the house? Interesting. Well, I would ask. You would ask. Is there anything? What should I bring? And I'd say nothing. If you say nothing, I would bring a nice, if, if you drink, I would bring a nice bottle of alcohol. Maybe a couple of Japanese cigarettes. I think there's like a certain, yeah, a couple of Japanese cigarettes, but I think there's a certain etiquette, right? You don't want to, you don't want to bring something that's going to like put someone out. You don't want to be like, heat this up in your oven. It's like, I already got enough shit going on. You don't want to bring a task. Yeah. It's like, hey, you have to cook this. It's like, what? I didn't ask you to bring. I brought some buffalo dip. I think it's nice to bring a dessert, a dessert or a dip that nobody has to, it doesn't need to be refrigerated. It doesn't need to be cooked. It's fine. Like a little appetizer. Yeah. I make a good dip. What kind of dip? Dirty martini dip. What the heck is even there? It's good. Harley. Yeah. I'll make it next time. I'll bring cigarettes and dip. That's all I got to offer. I don't have dental. You don't have dental still? No, I don't have dental. Dirty martini dip has all the flavors of a classic. It's a cocktail and a creamy dip that's packed with flavors of blue cheese and olives. Perfect for dipping pretzels, crackers, or any of your favorite dippers. I love a dip that goes with a pretzel. I love a pita chip too. It's the best one. You're not wrong. Well, you'll need cream cheese, sour cream, blue cheese, pimento stuffed olives, seasonings. And brine. You need the martini brine in it. You can put a little splash, I guess, if you're getting crazy. No, I don't want to. Okay. Okay, we're moving on. No, I mean. Me neither. That was kind of your idea. Okay, wow. That's a fancy dirt bag dip. Yeah, I love a dip. It's an easy peasy dip. That's nice. Easy peasy one, two, three. We had an etiquette coach on here, and she said something very similar. What'd she say? She said, don't bring, don't assume, like, don't bring something that might clash with the meal. Interesting. If you don't know what it is. See, that would clash with a lot of stuff. No, no, no. That's a party dip. That's a party dip. But that's the beginning. No, yeah, not at all. That's going to be separate. Hey, that's what it says. People are coming. That's the, what, a cocktail hour? Yeah, like a little appetizer. Yeah, appetizer. A little appetizer. They're not serving that with the dinner. No, no, no. Yeah. That's like a little snack beforehand. Yeah. But I think it's easiest to bring dessert. Yeah. Good. What would it be? A little bakery out in Brooklyn? Yeah. I wouldn't bake. I wouldn't bake. I can bake, but I can bake like banana bread. I can make like banana bread. Unless you're really good, I think the days of baking something and bringing it over to someone else's house is gone. It's like, leave it to the bakeries. Yeah. Let's keep those guys in business. Christmas cookies is different. They figured it out. Yeah. Christmas cookies. That's how you're answering. They, let's leave it to the bakeries. Hey, let's leave it to the pros. Okay. Buddy from Cake Boss knows how to do it. Yeah. Shout out to Buddy. Shout out to him. Hmm. If you're ordering, you're at a restaurant and you're ordering from the menu, will you point at the menu? Like, oh, I'll do the chicken parmesan. Or do you have it memorized? And show it? Or not like. Yeah, not like show it, but like. Kevin's the waiter. Okay. He'll do the. Chicken parmesan. Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. Well, do you have it? Maybe I do. Maybe I do. Now that I think about it. I do. Because to just like speak to the person and not like, because I think I would forget. I guess. I would get flustered. Uh-huh. So you have to look. I could be prepared, but I'm like, this is, I would like this, this, and this, but I got to point to it. I got to remind myself what I want because then I forget something. If I don't know how to say it, like if I can't pronounce the word, I'll start, if it's chicken mazzolino or something. Yeah. I'll do the chicken. And just point to it. Yeah. The chicken. Yeah. That or if you go, oh, I'll do whatever. I'll do the chicken mazzolino. Yeah. Right. And they, if they have a backup, I keep it open in case they have a backup question. Totally. With the schmooch, schmooch, schmooch, schmooch, and I got to go, I can, I can reference. No, just with cheese, please. Yeah. Don't panic. No ketchup. No, I don't want it anymore. Never mind. Water's fine for me. Can I have my menu back? I'm scared. I'll do the martini dip. I'll just take the check. Stop freaking out. No, it's like, it is very scary. It is very scary. I got, I got bad anxiety. And they always do have a follow-up question. I never thought about that. They're like, is that what the capers? I'm like, I don't know. You guys are making it. Yeah. Yeah. You tell me, guy. Do you want that with the Romanov sauce, whatever it is? Yeah. Are you prone to mosquito bites? Am I prone to mosquito bites? I'm not one of those people that's like, they love me. You know? You're shumming my blood. I got that sweet blood. That's exactly what I was looking for. My mom, I got some sweet mosquito bites. I love me. I love that. Okay. Oh, God. Would you prefer a mint or gum? Gum. You got a brand? I love gum. I just like all gum. She likes all gum. Big League Chew. If you pulled out a sack of Big League Chew right now. Bubble jug? Oh, those. It was like powder in a jug for some reason. That somehow got there. That was baseball game snacks. I used to love the ones that like, they'd be orange and it would come in like an orange juice carton, a little orange juice carton. Oh, my God. Yes. But it was like little. Tiny gum. Yes. I was a big fan of the little tiny, like the little tiny box of Ritz crackers, a little tiny things. Yeah. Oh, those are the best. They still have those over at Costco. They do? You're doing Costco a lot? I have a membership. You got it. Added to my mom's membership. You got it added to your mom? She added me as a plus one to her membership. I got my own card and everything. You do? I show it when I go to the bar. Hey. Carly Aquilino. Yeah. By the way, I show it at the airport. It's okay. I'm TSA PreCheck and I'm on my mom's Costco membership. She added me as an authorized user. I can actually make changes to the plan. Wholesale? Yeah. Costco wholesale. Thank you. Do you go to the grocery store? Yes. Do you don't order like, what's it like? Like Instacart? Something like that. If it's heavy stuff, I do. Where are you going? You Trader Joe's? I like Trader Joe's. There's like markets and stuff by me that I, it's very rare I like make a special trip for Trader Joe's or whatever. Is this a regimented thing? Do you go every week? Yeah. I go. I try and not go every week. Cause then I end up buying stuff that I don't need. And then I'd rather go like a couple of times a week, but the big stuff I'm guiding drinks or whatever, I get it delivered. Cause I'm like, otherwise I have to Uber. home me walking down soda it's like ew literally disgusting what kind of soda you banging oh diet coke cherry coke what you like you like the cans you're a can girl yeah interesting you're not i'm a dumb a 20 ounce guy the 20 ounces taste funky and they don't get as cold they don't they listen i'll rip a fucking 20 ounce bottle of dc because i like the volume i need 20 ounces yeah i'd prefer two cans a can to me i don't have two cans yeah yeah cans i get 20 ounce see i feel like the 20 ounce there's something there's something funky about it i'm not crazy about it i give it but i always get like seltzer diet coke depends sometimes they got funky flavors over there you're probably like the wind the spin drifts and the yeah like lime and strawberry or something you go for a deal you like something on sale no i just get whatever i like it writing it down oh yeah you don't say yeah huh okay have you ever had your picture taken on a roller coaster when you're going over the thing yes is that still somewhere in your possession no who was in that picture so i feel like i've gotten them a couple times i remember going with my friends in which one is the one in la universal studio i don't know is it universal studio and universal oh there's one of those but i remember we all tried to like do a pose at the it was like it was like a bit you were like a bit yeah right you're not like yeah this was like three years ago and i don't think we all were like this looks so stupid it never looks as cool it's truly truly any diffusers in your house um like scent diffusers uh no electricity are we talking about plug-in ones or what are we talking about would they be called i got some reeds i got some reeds like the sticks like the sticks hey i thought those were diffusers i was thinking okay i was thinking of a diffuser that's like a humidifier no you would uh you would put like the essential oils yeah yeah that's what i was thinking but i have like yeah the reeds and stuff very nice yeah huh pretty good um do you cook at the hell you cooking yeah you making eggs you do eggs yeah i like eggs you are cooking a couple of scrambies in the morning let's say you're home couple scramby couple hard boiled you're doing hbs is that bad you like a jammy egg love a jammy well that's seven minutes on the dot that's exactly that's that that is the pinnacle of egg yes like that's everything we've done in egg technology it all makes sense when it comes back to that just we should just be doing that we don't need to do anything crazy yeah i honestly i feel that way i have the instruments like the instrument it's like a weight you drop on the top of the egg and it slices the oh yeah the shell off for hard boiled really yeah it's cool whoa guys it's cool stuff in my kitchen thank you pretty good let's that's another question yeah hold on let's say you're home for five days five days okay let's go monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday sure okay let's get crazy let's get crazy guys how many days are you cooking um i usually do like i'll cook for like two days two days worth of food eat it like leftovers the next yeah okay if i'm making like i just make extra of whatever i'm making if i'm making pasta if i'm making or um soup i make a lot of soup you do are you doing like i'm like a witch my cauldron but it's just like clam chowder you're making clam chowder no no i've never made clam chowder but that's like manhattan clam chowder that's wild new england would be crazy it's like heavy cream it's a lot it's a lot of cream yeah i gotta i got two days to finish it but i make like chicken soup chicken noodle chicken veg chicken rice with a rotisserie chicken thrown in the pot there you go very nice trashy way to do it yeah but good yeah yeah yeah all right i got two two questions one let's see cracking i can say you're making a couple of scrambies sunny side up however you want you crack an egg where does that egg go does it go into the trash can do you have a garbage disposal or do you do would you put it ever put it back in the carton i would put it in the trash are people putting it in the carton that's uh you put it back in the car not all the time i've gotten better but and are is there a reason why are you composting or no no i think that's a compost thing like if you're composting you would do that yeah what is composting you put all your fucking food scraps in a bucket and your neighbors hate you that's what your food scraps and you're like paper towels and paper bags and and you bury them put a landfill in your apartment that's what you do it's good for the soil in your yard if you're like a gardener you bury them yeah my old gatorade bottles just bury it not no no plastic no plastic paper stuff and food scraps biodegradable that's all i have at my house i do i have a little it's a little fridge just okay i'm going to put it in a transitional period right now i'm i'm okay with it i've been agreeing with you this whole time whatever hey carly okay he's ready to i hate her get her off start my band um uh okay then the second part of that what is you mentioned you got your little uh egg cracker doohickey what other what kitchen appliances live on the counter you got a toaster you got nothing nothing lives on i don't have like a lot of counter space i only have my nespresso machine very nice that's all i have on there crazy i said that at the beginning yeah i know i was like wow yeah they make more than one connected he knew well see that was really for me you have a nespresso i do not oh it's great we stayed in an airbnb in l.a that had one that we all kind of liked uh because we're curing guys you know oh you're cute blue collar when my keurig broke i i got the nespresso because it was like a black friday whatever and it was like they were selling they were basically given and he's on a job not to you feel better drinking them yeah they feel clean before the show they got froth before we recorded in our pre-production meeting that was my contribution is that what you call those pre-production meetings i asked if we can get an espresso machine and i didn't really get an answer i said yeah so i brought it up on the air made it seem like it was an antutti just to get it gotcha yeah just to trap them i think you guys could get one yeah swing it right so only this would be nice to have it on the bar or something put in a kitchen machine yeah it's great huh my therapist has that in his office an espresso machine it's right there no one's making that coffee right i don't know oh would you want like maybe he's drinking it oh yeah if it's like next to the him it's next to the couch you can't be sitting there crying about your dad died he gets up and cracks an espresso it's so crazy yeah he's got the full he's got the lamaze or whatever yeah you know it's actually crazy if it's for him and he's like you can't have it no don't touch that can i have a cup no actually we're good uh do you still own any dvds no nothing nothing but they're coming back they're saying gen z is bringing dvds back they're saying they said cds and dvds they're saying no get out of town yeah like bringing you back is gonna go back and save legacy media no i just think it's probably kitschy to them that kitschy stuff never works out yeah it's like the baggy clothes these kids are wearing baggy clothes again yeah get out of town yeah get out of here that's what ain't carly's been there done that and then they make fun of us we've been watching dvds please please i was wearing jankos and i was smoking cigarettes you kids ever heard of the insane in your mother's eye insane clown boss we had the boys really yeah they were all they were super guys ever they must be cool awesome what oh my god very cool very very cool deep very introspective very fun very funny they are so regular guys wow they can't went through a lot they love their fans yeah yeah wow because i mean their fans are diehard they're diehard and they got labeled as a gang yeah early on by the fbi and then people would go apply for jobs because they're like i'm like a school teacher whatever and they would get flagged for being a gang member by the f and they couldn't get jobs crazy believe that that's crazy believe that i thought this is the united states of america that's so wild yeah crazy the world's going to hell in handbasket what tighten up that mic real quick this guy in a mic it falls apart it falls off every episode the whole time because he's grabbing it i'm not grabbing she's been here for 50 minutes she's picked up there you go i do that too i'm always like i don't know what i'm doing grabbing it i can play you for a lot of stuff around here and carly you wouldn't believe it i want to come with you guys yeah come live with me um do you have any gift cards on your person or purse at the moment can i say something uh-huh every gift card i've ever gotten has not been used it's in a drawer it might you could just give them to me and not have any money on them honestly because i forget that i have them they're in a drawer i'm good i'm good i i'm never gonna reach for that i i understand do you agree like do you use them you pull one out like what kevin you use a gift card uh yeah obviously i found i found one the other day i found the other day in my car that uh live nation was doing this thing when you're on the road they would give you gas gift cards from shell gas card is different i don't know i know but i would forget them i would like use it and be like okay there's there's 28 bucks left on that can you combine them i probably where would you find the shell what there's shells not in manhattan is shell not a not a thing anymore it is i remember shell i remember shell yeah guys they're doing all right okay hey i bet you the guys who work at shell got a fridge just saying it's like they got a shot at me they got a bunch of fridges in shell yes if i remember correctly uh-huh but interesting no a gas card is very different sure but yeah if it's like a 50 thing to wherever if it's like if i'm not if i don't have it on me at the store i'm gonna forget the thing too that i think is helpful if you could buy online with the stuff that's good that's good yeah that's where you could buy a target.com you know www.that was very it's my mom www.she never adds a third w do you remember anything you have for christmas last year um no anything i don't get stuff for christmas really yeah but as an adult i feel like my parents are like i'm trying to think my mom got me like a hat that lights up so i don't get hit by a car wait what that was like a couple years ago i was like maybe we don't have to buy we don't have to do gifts anymore what was your most memorable christmas present ever um i got a vanity when i was a little kid i was like probably like six or seven years old yeah like it was like a vanity with a chair and it had all the play it was like uh i know that kit and caboodle you're talking about kit i always thought it'd be a good uh fisherman's tackle box it's really just a tackle box oh the caboodle love that oh i still have one you do yeah i still got a caboodle ain't carly don't throw nothing out i got a big one and a little one not bragging you bring it with you no yeah i feel like your days are i feel like you're you're a very whimsical person i don't know you still go i got my kit and i still got my caboodle i got my caboodle why would i get rid of it yeah i don't know it stores so much stuff you mean whimsical like she's it is it's a woman's tool box not that i don't know it's very uh fun it's a woman's tool box She's having fun. I'm always having fun. She's always having fun. Yeah, always having fun. Very sharp. Respected. Thank you. Glad you guys are doing okay. Thank you. This is another one to ask when we're talking about food. You went to a wedding, right? And instead of dinner, they had taco stations. How would you feel about that? Discuss. Interesting. I wouldn't mind it. I wouldn't mind it. I'm not picky. And also, I always felt like every time I go to a wedding, I'm like, that's such a waste of money to pay for all this food. Nobody's sitting and eating. Yeah, it's such a- People are moving around and dancing and talking. And it's usually like, anytime a place has to make that many plates, it's not going to be that great. I got to say. I agree. I'd rather it be like a taco. I'd rather, I don't care. Fondue. Do fondue. Maybe fondue was too much? No, he was just talking about fondue. Fondon't, he said. No, I love fondue. Oh, really? Yeah. I would like a cocktail hour. The entire wedding would be nice. That's my favorite stuff because it's picky food. We're big on appetizers as a meal. That's my thing. I say lose the entree altogether. Lose it. Just do it. Two apps. Two apps is good. Fine. No? Two apps and a side. You lost confidence in that. For two people. No, I said it like I was 10 toes and I backed up. Two apps and a side? Two apps and a side. For two people, two apps and a side. Maybe a little salad too. Yes. When you, yeah. Not when you're ordering though. No? You, yeah. When else would you get it? I'm just saying. When you're thinking about it. You'll realize that after. No. We didn't need the entrees. But in that- I think Carly's living a different life than me and you when we're ordering. In that desperate time of this might be the last thing we eat, you got to make sure you're prepared. I like the fun stuff. Little plates. Coconut shrimp. Love coconut shrimp. Of course. Hey, I'm not driving. Coconut shrimp. Keep coming. You're doing a great job, by the way. Anything. To the server. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. I do want to push back on that slightly. Okay. Just not the coconut shrimp thing. We're cool on that. The feeling of sitting down with a protein, mashed potatoes, and vegetable is pretty solid. Because I had a chicken marsala at an Irish bar. Shut up the gossip in Hell's Kitchen. Ate at the bar. Chicken marsala, mashed potatoes, and vegetables. Nice. It's like good pub food too. Yeah. It's like good pub food. It's like getting a pot pie over there. Yeah. I'm not against it. My mom was cooking it. That makes sense. You can't have mashed potatoes at a wedding, though. My take on the smaller. My take on apps only is if the five of us were going out to fucking Quality Italian or something like that. We go, let's get the cheese board. Let's get this. Let's get that. Let's get that. Because then you do that because they're so much fun. They're such different. Yeah. And you want to try everything. Yeah. Then I go, I'm going to try everything. I also ordered a 14-ounce steak. I don't fucking want that right now. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm sleeping. That realization when you're going, we didn't even get the food yet. That sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're all full and feel so. That's crazy. Oh, it's the worst because you're just like, I guess put it and we all feel sick for the rest of the night. Yes. That's what I don't like. I was just tested with that not that long ago because I'm on ZepBound, right? Oh, what's that? Weight loss stuff. Oh, wow. Okay. But if you overheat on. I didn't know that one. You know Manjaro? Gotcha. I know Manjaro. Same thing. I know Zempic Manjaro, the other one that I don't hear about anymore. Maybe ZepBound jumped in. Maybe. I don't know which one you're talking about. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have the time. So you're on Zepi? Yes. So I got to that point in the meal where we only ordered a little bit, and if I would have ordered more, I would have got sick. Yeah. Oh, totally. I don't know where I was going with that. Totally. You don't know what to do because it's like, I guess just put it in a box and then just bring it out. You do take. Do you do leftovers? No. Usually not because I'm trying to go. If I'm going out to dinner, I'm usually going out after. I'm not bringing it to the bar. Oh, that's actually. I have that chicken quesadilla. Do you guys have a fridge I could use for 45 minutes? Just for some wings. Do you guys mind? It's like, I'm not bringing that around. The straight to go, though. Straight to go. I've never seen that. Instead of bringing it out on a plate, just bring it out. Yeah, you might as well. If you really don't want to even take one, but it's like. You've never done that? No. No. That's pretty good. It's not really leftovers. If you're on your way home, it's like whatever. It's like takeout then. Yeah. Right. It's a fine line. Put on a Sopranos and watch them. Do you clap on the airplane lands? No. My God, no. I'm not that much of an aunt. You're doing a great job, by the way, as a pilot. You're lucky I didn't step in and start flying this thing on your way out. Yeah, you used to, huh? Oh, God. Those people on the airplane, it's like of all places. Don't do that. On the airplane with the turbulence and doing bits. Sure. It's like we got to take a break. Yeah. You travel. You're very well traveled. You travel pretty. Travel. You're very streamlined, I guess. Are you like. When was Barcelona? Barcelona was last year. I'm going to Korea in a couple weeks. Going to Korea in a couple weeks? North or south? Seoul. Yeah, south. Cool. Imagine north. Can you even go there? No. No. Not unless you're like a photographer or something, right? I don't even think you should go then. Yeah, no. I'm being honest with you. You going there for shows? No. I'm going there with my best friend for her birthday. Nice. Yeah. You like Korean food? Love Korean food. Yeah, it's delicious. Korean barbecue is so good. Just you two are going? Love it. That's crazy. Yeah, for her 40th. Good for you. Yeah, it's going to be fun. I'm getting a whole new face. No, I'm not getting all new face. Is that what they do over there? I'm getting like zapped. Do they do that? I'm getting laser treatments. Yeah. Wait, what? They got all the stuff. They're high end over there. And it's really. It's just the best. Wait, stuff we don't have here? I know what they're doing over there. Yeah. How's that possible? Stuff that's not FDA approved yet here. Because it's all red tape. You got to grease the wheels. Yeah, you got to grease the wheels over here. Over there, you don't got to worry about it, but they're pros. That's like people are doing it. People are going there just to get like. Yeah. You know. It's like when guys go to like. Turkey to get the hair done. Yeah. Is that a shot at me? That doesn't look like a shot at me. No. I have a couple of friends that did it. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. I would do it. If I did, I would do it in New York. You probably have some of those same friends. I'm not flying to Turkey. Did you ever see. The only thing, the biggest thing I'm afraid of- That fight's a tough look. Is, did you ever see when their heads swell up? Yeah. It's crazy. It's insane. It looks like a cartoon. So, you sit it out for a couple of months and a half. That's if you're like fully bald, I think. That's like if you. It's all skin. Because they have to do. It's a lot more. I don't think you would need. I don't think it would be that. First of all, I don't need any of it, okay? No, I don't think you would need it. Get out of here. But my friend had taken a pill. He was in the waiting room the day after, because you have to do a follow-up appointment after you get the transplant, and he took a picture in the waiting room. It's all these guys looking like they just got lobotomies. It's like bloody- That looks like a Civil War hospital. I would be killing it in six months. A Civil War hospital. Too many bandages? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, jeez Louise. Did you ever see the flights home from Turkey? Yeah. It's just like a bunch of guys who look like me with swollen ass noodles. A bunch of guys trying to improve themselves. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with that? He said- He said, they say on the flight, don't take any pictures, because I guess they're used to it. Yeah, they're so mad. Because everyone's like, yeah, vulnerable. Yeah. You ever have those French candies that come in a little silver tin? You know what I'm talking about? They're hard candies. They're covered in powdered sugar. What's the flavor? Sugar. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. They're fancy. Are they French? I don't know. Are they French? It's not Hershey's. I know that. I want to see. I don't think I know what you're talking about. Did you find them, Luke? Are you thinking about the- Pull them up. How do you spell it? I don't know the brand. Are they like little tangerines? Yeah, it could be. Yeah. They were- R-E-N-D-E. They're little silver round cups. Interesting. Let me see. Because I'm trying to think. I know that there was like one from when I was young that was a special candy. No, I got nothing here. Rendezvous. So R-E-N-D-E. Oh, Rendezvous. Yeah, some shit like that. Yes, I've had those. Of course. Yeah, those are good. Some shit like that. Close enough, dickhead. Yeah. I haven't seen those. I haven't seen those in a while. That's what I'm saying. I wonder if they still make them. I'm sure they do. They're doing very well. Probably very good. But there was always somebody in the class that went to France in the summer and brought them back. Oh, yeah. And then handed them out like they were fucking Adderall. yeah i i didn't uh i didn't go to france when i was young yeah i like wasn't like traveling i was like 26 or something or work like you go with for mtv or whatever yeah to london and then yeah what's your favorite country um besides the united states of freaking america let's go there you go um i'm trying to think i really like japan yeah really i did a uso tour in japan which was cool whoa yeah you're a goddamn patriot you have to fly in a helicopter no i wish delta you have to shoot a tank we were on a bus we were on a bus really yeah we like started in tokyo yeah it was all the like there's so many military bases there because it's so like close to north korea yeah i think that's one of the options over there yeah that was really fun i wish i would have extended my trip longer because it was just like we were working the whole time and bases are very american yeah no matter where you are it's like going to toledo it's like yeah it's like they got a target you know yeah and then we stayed on base that's pretty cool it was like 10 different bases you like a ramen love a ramen love it the fancy ramen too is good you mean oh it's just like not the one in the cup yeah oh you're a dirt bag fancy no i love that i love like cup of noodles sometimes yeah it's a lot of sodium but who cares it's a lot of ramen pretty heavy the packed ramen that's what i thought it was as a kid yeah cup or um oodles and noodles cup of noodles yeah oodles and noodles yeah hmm i mean you know i think i did you how do you i have you have to enjoy well i would assume do you enjoy watching the antiques roadshow love it is it your dream to be on it yeah what do you look at what would you sell i don't know kevin has a mug collection really i don't like like old ones like antique ones no i buy them at starbucks oh okay bringing that to antiques roadshow so these are 20 000 this is a 2025 these are 2012s and then we have 2012 to 2025 she's so supportive but then when she gets in the car she's talking to somebody he thinks he's gonna sell those cups those mugs on antiques roadshow they're not worth the nickel they're not antiques yet he's gonna embarrass the family if he goes on there you got to hold on to him she's a nice kid yeah you got to hold on to him for for a couple more years before they become ants how did you get here today i took an uber yeah uber black or regular regular i think yeah i do what i do whatever like pops i think like uber x right it's the regular one or sometimes i like lyft really yeah i like lyft i don't mind huh depends yeah uber won that war though right i don't know i don't know really oh uber won uber's that guy's on shark tank sometimes the uber guy luke no he was an investor he was an investor the indian yeah no the guy who's always wearing a cowboy shirt the uber guy that's always on shark tank his hair is like lego hair yeah yeah yeah and he has like a bolo tie he always wears a bolo tie is he from texas like what's his deal oh so unlike he's yeah because he's like preaching to people it's like dude mark cuban sitting next to you yeah you know he's got all those teams what does he do mark cuban he's got everything if i was going around to get investors pitching uber i would not let my part would you let me wear a bolo tie in any meeting we ever had right no well he may already he was in early on uber and made like a bajillion maybe he was an early investor yeah i wouldn't bring him to the pitches he's very unlike he's not charming his name's chris maybe he became a bolo tie guy after he got the money that i can say can we find out if he's from texas or anywhere that you would find a cowboy like why is he's talking about yeah he went to georgetown university what's his name chris sacca yeah thanks god i like the name sacca yeah that's a cool good high school quarterback name yeah not a good investor name no no good bolo cash though what'd you say it's a good ball i'm gonna wrap it up this girl's trash what are you talking about guys thank you so much for coming my last question was the french candy so there you go i've been killing time there you go i thought that was the playoff what the heck that is our old friend still garbage but very fantastic carly ecolina carly we love you thanks so much for coming back so excited kippy what do you got for him uh guys we're off the road for a little bit we're working on the special it's going to be dropping soon maybe or maybe not i don't know uh we love you carly you got secret keepers club every week yeah secret keepers club every week it's now on youtube for the last few weeks now on youtube last few weeks yeah youtube.com slash at secret keepers club where it's secret keepers club every week it's now on youtube for the do i have to put the ad no you're i don't know i'm 77 w w w w yeah we love it we'll see you next week