Let's Nip This Shit In The Bud

[MUSIC] Great, just Lord, we need another podcast. [MUSIC] When I was a kid, I had a friend called Troy. And one day, at Blare State Primary School in Ipswich, my friend Troy took me into the boys' toilets. And he reached down on the ground and there on the floor of the boys' toilets was a human shit. And Troy picked it up. I don't know if it was his shit. I don't know if it was a shit that he just did, that someone did and he just found. Troy was the kind of kid who would know where there was a shit. He was the kind of kid who at any given point would know where there's a dead bird. He just sort of gravitated towards that stuff. And he found this shit and he picked it up and he threw it at me. It hit me right in the chest, this shit, this human shit. And then he threw the shit at me and then he put his hands up in the air and went truce. No takes his backsees, truce. And I did nothing. He just sort of walked out, I did nothing. I washed off the shit in the sink of the toilet and then I walked away. And I think that that story is the perfect analogy for the current political climate in most Western countries at the moment. Certainly in America, in Australia, in the UK. Troy is the right. Troy is the modern conservative, just an absolute fuck wet who wants nothing more than to see someone else suffer. And we'll just sit there and say things like, "Ah, that's no good." But you can't stoop to his level. You know, we have to turn the temperature down. Look, everyone's getting really upset right now. Everyone, everyone needs to calm down. Look, I disagree with Troy and what he's done, but you have to understand he's, you know, Troy's has legitimate concerns that perhaps aren't being addressed by, you know, the current mainstream media and political climate. We need to maybe talk to Troy and see what's wrong. See how we can address his needs. Now in that moment, if I had punched Troy in the face, the average quote unquote rational centrist, talk about this in numerous episodes. I hate the term when people say, "Oh, I'm in the sensible center." No, you just have a specific political opinion and you've decided based on the political compass that your opinion is the sensible one and everyone else's is extreme. But anyway, the average rational centrist, if I had punched Troy in the face, would be like, oh, go, go, go, go, go, come on now. Whoa, violence that to violence is not the answer. Violence is, it's never the answer. Centrist love to say that yet they don't like talking about defunding the police or the military. Like, what do they do? What are those guns for? But in any case, in that particular instance, violence very well could have been the answer. You know, I wonder how many shits Troy threw at people. That was the end of our friendship. I don't even think I was really friends with him. I just remember hanging out with Troy. And I remember he had one leg that was longer than the other. And he threw a shit at me. And that's, and I was like, I'm probably not going to hang out with this guy anymore. But in that case, if I had punched him in the face, maybe he would have learned a little lesson. Maybe if I was too, if I wasn't too timid and cowardly, you know, I could have I could have taught Troy a valuable, you know, it could have been a teaching moment. The point that I'm making is that, you know, broadly speaking, the left and the right politically are operating on different planes right now. You can't, and we're acting as if we, you know, we need to calm down and have like rational discussions. And you can't have a rational discussion with someone who isn't rational. You can't tell someone who's throwing a shit at you. Hey, look, you know, I hear your concerns, but maybe we can talk this out. Like if you are currently being physically attacked and being bashed, for example, I mean, it's very unlikely that there's going to be like a sequence of words you can say to make people go, oh, hang on a second. No, you're right. I probably shouldn't be bashed in you right now. No, the only chance you have is to fight back physically. In America right now, there are mask dudes in ice who will snatch you up on the street. There's dudes just walking around with masks on. They've, they've, they're shooting people without cause. Something like 52 people have died in their custody, including like the two people that they shot just in cold blood in the streets who weren't doing anything. Right. There's a, in America right now, the president has openly said he doesn't want fair elections. He's openly made joke like I'm joking, not joking about rigging elections. And his supporters are openly and literally proudly saying they literally want to murder people in the opposition party. You can't like, you can't have a discussion with that. You can't have like a reasonable debate with that. And it's happening here in Australia with one nation. And this is what I, this is the whole point of this podcast, right? Is Australia hasn't gotten as bad as America or the UK yet? We've still got a chance. America is lost. It's over. But here in Australia, we have a chance. We got two years, we two years one year. Is it next, we got time before the next federal election. And we need to nip this shit in the bud right now before it gets out of control. We need to fucking get rid of these cuts. These fucking one nation right wing, fucking alt-right conservative, whatever the fuck you want to call them. These modern neo-conservatives, I don't know if any, okay, you know who I'm talking about. The fucking right wing dogs. We need to fuck these cuts need to fuck off. And now I know that no one listening to this podcast, there's no one listening to this podcast who's like, oh, I think I'm going to vote for one nation. I know that's not the case. I was almost tempted to make an episode where I just break down one nation's policies and why every single policy is fucking stupid because they are. Like every single policy is like written by like a 12 year old boy. But you all know that. And I don't need to go into that. Like what's that like, you know, I see so many videos on Instagram and people going, yeah, well, this one nation policy is actually really dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Like we all know that. That's not the issue here. The issue here is that we are even debating this or talking about this or having one nation people in our fucking society. And you might say, well, look, look, come on, come on, come on. We can disagree, but it's not helpful to use this kind of language. We, you know, fuck that. One nation people that like anyone who's got a fucking flag tied around their neck like a cape, anyone in fucking one nation, anyone, fucking that's that's talking about the great replacement or needing to save our country from the foreign devils. These aren't legitimate people with legitimate concerns. These are fucking scumbags. We need to stop treating them like fucking human beings. Fuck that. Like it's we need to stop saying things like, oh, we need to turn the temperature down and be a bit more calm. That's exactly what these nut jobs want. That's exactly what they want. They want us to to legitimize them. But by discussing with them, even if we're discussing things, you know, even if it's a heated debate, they want debate because a debate means that they're in, you know, they're part of the discourse. They want to be legitimized. It's worked in the UK, it's worked in America, right? That's why now in America, you have a fucking pedophile in the White House, right? With his ice cunt snatching people up. That's why in the UK, they have fucking Brexit. Like, they just, it just fucked up their economy. It's just been nothing but bad for their country. And like, and you have all these rational centurists in both countries sort of twiddling their thumbs acting like, oh, you know, well, I don't agree with this, but, you know, like, and, and the alt-right, the fucking hard, right? Whatever the fuck you want to call them. They love to say shit like, oh, you just, anyone you disagree with is a fascist. Anyone you disagree with is scum. No, that's not true. There's plenty of people I disagree with. If you think, um, Kite is the best radio, head album, I disagree. It's really good. It's just not the best. That's in rainbows. You know, that's, that's a disagreement. And even politics, there's disagreements, right? Like, I can have legitimate, like, there'll be, you know, there's all kinds of political things where I might be in severe disagreement, but I don't think you're an evil person. I don't call anyone who I disagree with the fascist. I call a fascist a fascist. Trump is a fascist. Reform UK a fascist. One, one nation, they're fucking fascists, right? They don't have valid concerns or opinion. The far right are a bunch of slimy degenerates who love seeing other people suffer. They don't have valid concerns. They don't have legitimate opinions, but don't take my word for it. Let's look at a tiny portion of what the far right has done in the last decade or so. Yeah, the cut who killed the woman in his car in Charlottesville in 2017. He ran over a bunch of protesters killing one of them. You have right-wing nut jobs, burning buses and houses in Belfast in the last couple of months. Since 2015, 19 right-wing terrorist attacks have happened in America killing 84 people. You have the Christchurch massacre, one of the biggest mass shootings in human history. And an ex-one nation MP Fraser Anning said the massacre was deserved. In 2024, you had the right-wing race riots in the UK, setting buildings on fire, destroying towns and communities. You have the guy Justin Mone, who was a Trump supporter. In 2024, he cut his dad's head off and made a video holding up his dad's head and put it on YouTube. And the reason he did it was because his dad voted Democrat. You had the storming of the capital in 2021 where Trump supporters bashed a cop the death after Trump encouraged them to do it. You had neo-Nazi rallies in Melbourne. You have neo-Nazi rallies on Australia day. There were neo-Nazi rallies Michigan, Idaho, Arkansas. Ice has had 52 people die in custody, deported US citizens. They shot Renee Gooding cold blood. The far right anti-vax protest in 2021 in Melbourne in Australia. They split a channel seven reporters head open and they pissed on the Anzac Memorial. Someone in America recently and you can look this up in the news. A bunch of protesters have been charged with terrorism. There was a guy that got 30 years in jail for being a terrorist because he moved some boxes of left-wing zines. If you don't know what a zine is, it's a little piece of paper with a fucking cartoon on it going, "Oh, I reckon Donald Trump's a fuckhead." He's went to jail for 30 years. You got conservative pedophiles everywhere. The pedophile George Pell, the pedophile Donald Trump, the pedophile Alan Jones, the pedophile Dezi Freeman, the pedophile Jeffrey Donaldson, the pedophile James Hay with the pedophile Matt Gates. That's just a tiny sample of the pedophiles. The far right loves the pedophile. The fucking guy who shot Trump that time and I don't know if he missed and the ear thing was fake, but anyway, we don't know why he did it, but we do know for certain that he was at one point a Trump supporter. There was a pipe bomb thrown by a far right nutter into an invasion day rally in Perth. There was the far right rally in London where Elon Musk openly, it was organized by Tommy Robinson, the Nazi in England. Elon Musk openly told the crowd that they had to violently overthrow the supposed left-wing government. The list goes on and on. All the people in one nation, all the people in sky news and Fox news and the Murdoch press, they support it, they encourage it. They constantly downplay, they constantly excuse the crimes, they parrot Nazi talking points, and our society has been taken over. They talk about how society's been taken over by foreigners, they encourage and promote violence. These aren't good people, these aren't rational people with real concerns, they are human fucking scum. We don't need to listen to them or debate them. We need to completely cut them out. We need to nip this shit in the butt and shut it down because you know what happens when you talk to a far right degenerate, you know what happens when you try and understand a far right degenerate when you try and negotiate with them? We know exactly what happens, we have the evidence, they build death camps and they call them Auschwitz and Treblinka. The Holocaust didn't happen overnight, it happened over decades, literal decades, far right psychopaths slowly taking power, peace by peace, degrees by degrees, getting democratically elected and we negotiated with them and we discussed with them and we acted rational towards them and then they did what they did and we had to fire bomb their cities. So let's try and avoid that and let's fucking nip this in the butt. I fucking hate Pauline Hanson, she's somehow, she's got nine lives, like her career died multiple times and suddenly she's now the most popular single choice to be Prime Minister in Australia. And the media is acting like, well look she's speaking to people's concerns, no she's fucking not, no she's fucking not. I want to talk briefly about who Pauline Hanson is, the spoiler is, she's a fucking scumbag, she's a fucking scumbag. She rose to prominence in the 90s, she said Australia was in danger of being swamped by Asians. I was there for, so right off the bat, if you are Asian or Asian descent, Pauline Hanson hates you and doesn't want you in this country. And it makes sense that she said that because there was a 60 minutes interview where they did a piece on Pauline Hanson back in the 90s and they went to her family and her family man, these fucking, like look at these fucking, like definitely the brother is the uncle kind of deal, like they're fucking and sucking for sure. They're incess, these fucking, these scum of the earth. But her mom, so anyway, they're with Pauline Hanson's family and her mom, who's dead now, good. She said, if we don't do something now, the yellow race will rule the world. She said that in the interview, well Pauline Hanson's just sitting there nodding along, right? And and even back then they kind of played off as like, well, she's got some controversial view. That's some fucking Hitler shit. If we do don't do something now, the yellow race will rule the world. That's where Pauline Hanson comes from, right? So she made a career by saying Asian people are evil and they're going to kill us all. So that, you know, that's sort of who she is, like blatant overt racism. Then in 2003 she went to jail for electoral fraud. Now there's a whole bunch of things, but basically the allegation is they her and her crooked partners in crime in one nation, cooked the books a little bit, said they had more supporters and they did got more money than they did. There's there's so many corruption allegations into one nation throughout their entire history. And then one nation was dissolved as a party and then a new party was started. Then that dissolved and then a new party was started. Anyway, she went to jail for election fraud. Those convictions were overturned, but they won't overturn because it was proven she was innocent. They were just overturned because the appeals court found that it hadn't been proved beyond reasonable doubt. But I don't have any doubt. Pauline Hansen is a fucking con artist and a fraud star. A son is a domestic abuser. He violated a domestic violence order in 2016. Pauline Hansen was accused of sexual harassment by one of her staff in 2019. Yuck. Oh, imagine getting sexually harassed by Pauline Hansen. Yeah, yuck. Pauline's on the prowl tonight. Fucking pelican bitch. You fucking moron. Anyway. She, she's had lots of staff candidates who have been like sex offenders or fraudsters or the guy that was a rapist recently. There was one candidate back and I used to do a whole bit about this. There's a whole other episode maybe. But there was a guy called Mark Ellis who was a brief one nation candidate and he was a former police officer who was part of the Pinkin Bar 6. The Pinkin Bar 6, if you don't know, are six police officers who abducted and tortured some indigenous boys in Brisbane in the 90s. And they made him a one nation candidate, right? A guy that abducted and abused boys. She recently flew to Mar-a-Lago. She dined with the pedophile Donald Trump. There was a recent Guardian article talking about how she'd failed to disclose gifts and donations she'd received from Gina Reinhart and she's now being paid by Gina Reinhart. She's on Gina Reinhart's payroll. Gina Reinhart, the richest woman in Australia, I believe, richest person in Australia. I don't know. She's fucking rich. She's a woman. Now, Gina Reinhart's dad, I forget his fucking dad's name. Who gives a shit? His dad, dog come. He in 1984, there was an interview and you can look this up. You can watch him say this, that he believed that Aboriginal people should be rounded up into a central location by giving them their welfare checks, all in this one central location and then given water that's in his words that's doped to make them sterile. So her father was like, we should sterilize Aboriginal people. Literally said that and stood by that. He never retracted. He always stood by that. He believed it firmly. And Gina Reinhart has since been asked, hey, do you condemn that or would you say that what your dad said was bad and she's refused to do that. And the reason that she's refused in my opinion is because she agrees with that. Because why else would you not condemn it? She's a fucking slime bag. I think it would be funny if Gina Reinhart was like popped in a machine. If there was like a machine that she fell into and then it went pop there. Pauline Hanson is a crook. She's a fucking crook. Half the Facebook posts, the groups, all the rest of it, they're all bot farms, right? Again, look up the Guardian recently published an article. There's also one of the Australian financial review that basically claiming that all the AI slop videos, not all of it, like the majority of all the AI slop videos with Pauline Hanson, the Facebook groups, the legions of anonymous posts in support of her, they're all coming from Southeast Asian bot factories, which perfectly coincides with her sudden rising popularity because she's got Gina Reinhart's dirty fucking money. Right? It's all fucking bots. It's all smoking mirrors. One nation is a piece of shit party full of corrupt, dead shit fucking losers who want to destroy our country the way they're destroying America and Britain. The far right aren't just people I disagree with. They are actively trying to cause harm to us and you, whoever you are, Pauline Hanson, the far right Donald Trump, all these people, they are trying to hurt you. They will make your life worse. Trump started a trade war with Australia. He's trying. This is what Trump is trying to do. He's trying to force our government to make medication more expensive because we have something called the pharmaceutical benefit scheme where medication is subsidized by the government while a lot of important medication is very, very cheap. Trump wants to change that and make it so that we have to pay a lot of money for our medication. Pauline loves Trump. She wants to help him. She wants Pauline wants to make it easier to fire people for no reason. So if you have a job or if you require medication, Pauline Hanson will objectively fuck your life up. She hates you. If you're Asian or Muslim, she hates you. She wants workers to be paid less. She wants to ban foreign-born Australians from owning property. That's me, by the way. I was born in New Zealand. It probably doesn't count to her because I'm white. So she's like, oh, you're fine. This is the other thing that people always forget is when you look at the four biggest countries of immigrants like England and New Zealand are among them. But she wants to ban foreign-born people from owning property. I'm talking Australian permanent residents. She wants to ban women from having an abortion. If you're a woman, if you're Asian, if you're Muslim, if you're born in another country, if you work in a job or if you require medication, Pauline Hanson fucking hates you. She wants you to fucking die. Just look at the signs. Look at America. People are literally getting murdered. Towns are literally going up in flames in the UK because of far-right race riots. They try to overthrow the US government and bash a cop to death. These fucking people are scum. And this is my one step plan on how to nip this in the bud and destroy the far-right here in Australia. Welcome to my one step plan. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. And my one step plan is simple. Banishment. That's it. Banishment. Anyone who is in the far-right needs to be banished. Is banishing the right word or is it shunned? Like you are no longer allowed to be, we have to collectively banish anyone who expresses any far-right ideas. And I want to tell you how specifically to do that. Number one, social media, block, block delete blacklist. That's it. Don't go getting into any discussions. Don't go fucking, don't even don't share people's videos. Don't start a witch hunt or anything like that. And I'm not saying that for ethical reasons. I'm saying that for functional reasons. Just block, delete, blacklist, everyone. Report spam. Whatever it is. You get a comment on your Instagram and it's from a fucking handle with like John 613-1871. Like a bunch of numbers from an account with no profile picture. Block report spam. It's just spam, right? And likely it is just a bot. But you need to block and I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why you need to do this, right? When you were on a bus or a train or a train or any form of public transport and you see a guy on the train, let's say a train. It could be a bus, but let's say a train. Crab man. And you're on that train and there's a guy with one shoe on. He's got a cast of wine in one hand. He's walking up and down the train and he's saying things like women of a trying to steal my testosterone through mind control. All women are evil because they try to steal my testosterone through mind control. He's saying that he thinks that Jewish people control the media and they're using signals to communicate with another planet. And that planet has created a vaccine that's going to sterilize everyone and create a new race of like gray aliens. Let's say he's saying stuff like that. What he's saying is racist and misogynist, but also insane. Right? He's saying all this stuff. He's walking up and down the train. You might do a few things. Maybe you would go, oh my god, this guy, he's in trouble. Maybe if you're a really nice heroic compassionate person, you would go, wow, this guy's in trouble. I can't see if he, if I can't get him to a facility where he can be cared for or get off a medical assistance. Maybe you would do that. Most likely you would keep your head down and try not to make eye contact or you would move away. You might feel pity, you might feel anger. There might be, you know, depending on who you are, there might be all kinds of things you would feel. Right? There might be a whole range of emotions. Something, you know, this is a broken man who's on the train. Now, the one thing that you're not doing that no one would ever do is go, well, hang on a second, mate. Sorry. I hear what you're saying, but I actually don't think that women are using mind control to steal your testosterone. And I think there's a few reasons why. And let's get into it. Let's debate it. You're not doing that. There's no merit to what he's saying. You're not going to sit there and go, oh, we'll hang on a sec. Let's actually talk this out. No, like this guy's in trouble. This guy's got stuff wrong. He's saying like if it's a guy's got stuff wrong, he's saying, like if it's a guy's got If you start saying really terrible things or violent things, you're going to try and get away. Maybe if he, like, maybe, like he attacks someone, you fight him at no point. There's anyone go, well, okay, look, I hear what you're saying, but I just don't think and the evidence would suggest that there isn't actually an alien race that's trying to repopulate the royal family with a, like a reptile human hybrid. You're not going to debate him. It would be, it would be wild for you to, for someone to go, okay, no, let's, let's talk this out. Let's think of the logic of what you're saying. Yeah, we do this every day on social media, every day. People say insane shit and people go, oh, hang on. No, you're actually pretty childish, if you think this. What are you doing? What are you doing? Never, ever, ever, ever reply to anyone on social media about anything ever, but especially not right wing nut jobs. Never share a video. Never make one of those duets where you put your face over their video and then you talk about what they're saying and breaking it down. Never reply to the comments. Never do any of that block, block, block, always. And there's a reason for that. Every time you debate something they say, you're giving credibility to what they're saying. You're saying what you're saying is worthy of discussion. And there's, there are two sides to a debate. Even if you don't, even if you're like, no, what they're saying is crazy. It's still fucking, you're giving air to the discussion. That's why like a lot of, a lot of like academics, for example, will never debate Holocaust deniers. Right? Because you're giving some kind of weight to the idea that the Holocaust didn't happen. It's not worthy of debate because there is no debate because the Holocaust is real. It's why, you know, some TV networks, I think the ABC, for example, is like, we will no longer have climate change deniers on except they do because they have fucking Pauline Hansen on. Right? But like, you debate someone on a crazy topic. You get into a discussion with them and now it's legitimate. Now instead of, and, and, and, and they'll send you crazy, right? Because that's what they want. They know how to drive you fucking crazy. You know, the, the, the, the, half of them are bots. The other half are just professional fucking keyboard warriors. But someone online debating some bullshit about how, you know, white people are under threat. Or, or, you know, some bullshit about how the fucking COVID is a fucking 5G conspiracy whatever. Nothing you say will make you come across good and nothing you say will convince them or anyone else of your position. All that happens is there was one person slinging shit in a pit and now there's two people slinging shit in a pit and, and now anyone who's like, reply, they make you look crazy, right? Like I saw on, on, on Q and A, a, a, a program on the ABC. I think I got ax. I haven't watched it in years. It did get ax. Um, and there's a panel where they had a one nation can't call Malcolm Roberts who, you know, it would be funny if, or so fell into a machine and got like, so popped open in the gears of the machine. And he was saying climate change doesn't exist. It's not real. And then they had Brian Cox, who's like a physicist, astrophysicist, who was like, no, it's, it's very real. And the thing that these right wing people are very good at, the grift that they have nailed is seeming like they are rational and normal. They're all saying the most outrageous bullshit. So Malcolm Roberts is on there. He's wearing a suit and tie. He's going, well, all this is a pretty overblown. I think, and Brian Cox, who is a fucking astrophysicist is like, no, there's, there's no discussion that the science is clear. And Malcolm Roberts is going, well, we all know how science can be manipulated. You just believe everything you read. You know, everything he says is just like flipping it back around and you see Brian Cox actually look like he's getting pissed off. You never see this man pissed off and he looks like he's pissed off and he's getting flustered at one point. He throws like a stack of documents over his like, there's the evidence there and and and Malcolm was like, okay, calm down. I'm going to get hysterical. And it's like, and now Brian Cox looks like he's crazy, right? He's like, and Malcolm Roberts has like basically won this debate without having any fucking credibility whatsoever because they let him on the show. He shouldn't have been allowed on the show. Someone that fucking dumb should not be allowed on the show block. If someone's in your comments block, delete blacklist, fucking report half of them are bots who gives a shit, do not engage, never engage in any way, shape or form. And because the other thing is, alt-right conservative nut jobs. This is why they're so popular because we keep engaging. We say don't feed the trolls, but we do every day. We keep engaging. Every time we engage, they're like, oh, someone's getting upset. Oh, I'm doing something right. If I'm getting the lefties in a tizzy, right? They love it. They thrive on it. And his, his thing you need to understand about the algorithm that social media organizations are all beholden to. At the end of the day, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, whatever, the one metric they are always care about is engagement. How long does someone read this post? Look at this video, scroll through the comments. How many times do they go back to it? How many times do they click on it? How many times do they share it? Engagement. Every time you make it, so I fucking, some alt-right nut job who votes one nation and is like, I want Donald Trump to take over Australia, they're never going to stop. They're going to keep commenting. And every time you comment, the algorithm goes, ah, I see. Stuff about Trump. Good. Engagement. Stuff about great replacement. Racism. Good. Engagement. People are coming back again and again to the same post. It's getting more and more views. People are sharing it and going, look how stupid this guy is. Cool. Make sure more of these kinds of posts get seen. Right. I watch one fucking video of someone who can't rap going on the 36 year old clown rapper, watch out. And now that's all I get because I can't, because the algorithm is like, ah, cool. If I show you something fucking shit, you'll watch it. And now that's all I see is fucking dudes who dress like the Joker and go like, welcome to my twisted world. I'm a crazy clown. That's all I see on Instagram because I hate it and I watch it. And if all you do is argue with fucking fascists, all that's going to happen is Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, the X, whatever the fuck, they're all going to go, okay, make sure more of that stuff gets seen. If you not just ignore it, but actively block it, actively delete it, actively report any spam. If you see, I don't know if any of that fucking shit works, just like it takes two seconds. Just block immediately. Don't even say don't make a post going all your block. Just block. Don't even don't fucking post screenshots of dumb shit they've said. Just block because the only thing worse than someone talking about you talking shit about you behind your back is someone not talking about you at all. I'm talking about banishment. I'm not talking about just ignoring the problem. I'm talking about banishment, right? When it comes to social media, complete blackout. If someone says I like Pauline Hanson immediately block immediately, someone has an Australian flag in their fucking thick block. Someone is like, oh, it's just I'm asking questions about the great replacement block immediately. Unfriend, D friend, whatever the fuck block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block. It's right o clock. It's right o clock. It's weird to clock. It's time to have knees your boards. It's right. I didn't realize it was weird to clock. I think that's just the social media example. I just think in life, we need to completely cut these people out of our lives, of our social lives, of our family lives, of our business lives. If you have a business, and I know this is a well and good for me to say, because I don't have a business, but fucking someone walks in with a one nation hat on, yeah, you're out, get out. debate them, don't talk to them, get out, just get out. You got family and friends who are one nation? No, you're not, you're not my family, you're not my friend anymore. I'm there's no, no. And again, I feel kind of lucky in that I don't have any friends or family. family that are one nation. Although maybe I do, I don't know. There's a bunch of family that I haven't seen for a long time and I don't know what's going on with them, but I don't care. But you know, you got a friend who says, oh, I think Trump has some good policies. Just that you're gone out of here. You're fucking gone. And this goes for journalists too, right? You're not a journalist if you interview Pauline Hanson. You're not a journalist. You can either be a journalist or interview Pauline Hanson. And you might say, well, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. We got to interview everyone who, you know, we've got to get every side of the story. Well, as the Bay Tudor recently put it, did you get Martin Bryant side of the story? You know, when he showed up poor Arthur, did you interview Martin Bryant to see what, to see what he had to say? What about Vladimir Putin? You know, you had the Israeli ambassador speaking to the press club, but did you have the Russian ambassador speaking to the press club? You know, do you have anyone from Hamas? Do you have anyone from the Taliban? Do you, where was Ben Laden's interview after 9/11? Right? Where, like, what about Brent and Tarant who shot up the, who did the Christchurch massacre? Where was his interview? Of course, he didn't interview them because they're scum. And you might be saying, well, come on, you can't compare them to Pauline Hanson. Well, I, I can and I do and I will. Pauline Hanson is directly, well, sorry, indirectly responsible for the Christchurch massacre. She encouraged the hatred of Muslims and the hatred of foreigners. She has been in, she said all Muslims are terrorists, but she didn't know she didn't say all Muslims are terrorists. She said all terrorism Muslims. I've stand by that. She, the people at Sky News, they openly encouraged and fan the flames of hate that led to the Christchurch massacre. Pauline Hanson is a fascist. One of her, one nation, phrase, ranning was in one nation. He, he, in all, but he basically said the Christchurch massacre was deserved. That's why he got an egg thrown at him. It was one of the reasons he was, he was openly a neo Nazi. He went to rallies with the Nazis. I think he's on the run now for tax evasion. But if you have Pauline Hanson on your program, then you're not a journalist at all. Yeah, absolutely not. You, you, you are, you are rubbish at your job. And if anyone has, you know, like everyone who was there at the press club, not that the day Pauline Hanson was interviewed is not a journalist. You're not, you're not, you're not a journalist if you interview Pauline Hanson. In the same way, you're not a journalist if you interview anyone who is, you know, a criminal. And if you see a news program where they interview Pauline Hanson, then don't watch it. Don't watch that news program anymore. They're not, that's not journalism. That's not news. They got Pauline Hanson on. Well, that's just a fucking tabloid boycott. Anything that Elon Musk touches, you can just boycott that, which is not much like, I mean, in Australia realistically, just don't ever, like don't ever buy a Tesla and don't ever go on X. Have you got an X account if you do fucking delete it now? It's the, it's the one platform that's easy. Like I've tried to get off most social media. X is the easiest one. It's not even anything anymore. It's just fucking spam and like crypto ads. Like why would you support Elon Musk? Delete it now. Like right now. Do it. Like as I'm speaking, get your phone out. Delete the app. Do you activate your account? You don't need fucking X. What are you talking about? Don't buy a Tesla. They're shit cars. Anyway, they're the fucking worst cars. So if a thing about a woman dying because the car door couldn't open when it was on fire because it had no power, don't get a Tesla. Shit fucking car. Just boycott blacklist. Ever it like every, we just got to stop. Like we got to stop interacting with these people all together. They want to destroy our country. Well, fucking fuck off. It like, this isn't just ignore the problem and it'll go away. This is actively bar them from participation in society. Any way you can make sure they can't post on your social media. Make sure they can't go into your shop. Make sure they can't go into your comedy show. If you're a comedian like me, make sure they know they're not welcome at your house or at your barbecue. Make sure they know that they're not your mom anymore. They're a fucking fascist. They're gone. We got to stop fucking around here. We got to stop legitimizing these fucking people. They're throwing human shit at us and we're going like, well, I have a legitimate concerns. They don't have fucking, they have one fucking thing that they're actually worried about. They're not like none of, no one's listening to me. No, fuck off. This is all bullshit. It's, it's rich billionaires who are trying to basically buy an election. That's what the whole Trump thing is. That's what the Paul Enhancing thing is and they're using terrible people to get it done. All of the people that vote for Trump are fucking scumbags. All of them 100%. People say, oh, you can't just say they're all scumbags. Just I can. Same way I can say all pedophiles are scumbags. They're fucking scumbags. They're just shitheads who are like, oh, I'd rather vote for a pedophile than someone who says, woke shit. Anyone who says the word woke, just get them, just fucking block. I don't get them out. People like that, these fucking right wing guns, they should feel embarrassed to be alive. They should be scared to speak up. Do that thing where you fake out, we go, do's like we're going to punch him, but you don't. You hold, hold back. Someone tries to hand you some one nation fly a slap out of their hand and go, fuck off. Like make them feel afraid. They should be fucking embarrassed. They should be scared. And if you see, and if for some reason there is some cut from Sky News listening to this or some right wing, you can't, you know, who wants to say, oh, well, so much for the tolerant left. To that, I'd say, and I'm sure I've said this before, but I never said I was tolerant. I never said I was tolerant. I'm very intolerant. I'm intolerant of a lot of people. A lot of people I have no respect for. There's never about, you know, some, the colors on my skin or what they look like or, you know, where they were born or they're gender or who they want to fuck or who they don't want to fuck. Like whatever, I don't give a shit. But if you're like, oh, the earth is actually flat. I'm like, I don't hate you, but I don't respect you. Like, come on, use your brain, dickhead. If someone's like, well, your vaccines are poison, I don't respect you. And I kind of hate you a little bit because you're harming children. And then you got things like pedophiles, murderers and Nazis. I don't respect you and I hate you. I eat Donald Trump. I eat Pauline Hanson. Like, I'm not saying Pauline Hanson's a pedophile. I'm saying that she, you know, pals around with pedophiles like Trump. Trump is a pedophile, but she's a fucking fascist. All of these right wing people are fucking scumbags. Like, take action now. Just, just remove them from your life. Not with violence. I'm not saying that. -Crap, man. -They want to bash you up. Like, I mean, obviously fight back if they try and bash you up. And, and they fucking do bash people up. As I said before, they've, they've, the dude cut his fucking dad's head off. They're done mass shootings. They're fucking running people over in cars. So, you know, obviously, you know, defend yourself because they are going to, they, they literally, they literally want to kill you. That's the thing that just gets glossed over so much. And it just, we're talking about people who literally want you to die. There's fucking, we've, we've seen in the last couple of years, neo-nazis doing hile hitlers on the steps of like parliament house in Melbourne and Sydney. They literally want you to die. If you're Jewish, they want you dead. If you're black, they want you dead. If you're a leftist, they're a communist, they're a socialist, they want you dead. These people want you to die. And Pauline Hanson goes to marches with them and rallies with them because she wants you dead too. In her fucking future, you're fucking dead. I saw one of those stupid fucking, you know, debate shows, the surrounded, it's called surrounded where it's like one conservative debates, 10 liberals or vice versa. And it was, um, I can't even remember who was debating, but it was all these Trump supporters were the, the ones that were surrounded. And multiple of them said, like openly said, look, I don't want that to be other. the elections. I don't want democracy. I want there to be an M one of them just said, I honestly, I am a fascist. I don't care. I am. This is who we're dealing with. So don't fucking don't fucking do any more of this bullshit pretending like, oh, you know, they have a little legitimate room. Fuck that. You see them on the news, turn it off. That's not news. You see them on social media block them. You see them in the street. Don't the fuck off. You see them in your family. Well, you're out of the family. Zero tolerance for people who have zero tolerance. I used the scenario you once before where it's like, you know, a sensible centrist would say, well, who's worse? The cancer that's trying to kill the patient or the doctor that's trying to kill the cancer. Well, both are bad as each other. No, like it's not bad. Like, it's not wrong to be completely intolerant of someone who fucking wants you dead. It's not bad to go, no, I don't want you in our society. And I'm not talking about fucking killing people. I'm not talking about fucking violence. I'm talking about just fucking shunning completely. Take all the fucking air out of it. Don't interact. Don't debate. Don't ever fucking talk to these cuts. Like, I'll never fucking, I mean, I very rarely did a gig with Hussie before, but I'll never do a gig with that kind of again. I'll never fucking, I'll never comment on anything he says. I'll never fucking, he's blocked from my Instagram. So he'll never comment on anything I say. And anyone like anyone who messaged me going, you fucking left you scum and I get these messages all the time. Just blocked, blocked immediately, right? I don't go, I don't even send him a reply going, oh, you're blocked. And the, the, the, the, the, the impulse is there to go, oh, hang on. Fucking what you've said is stupid. But yeah, fucking also, it could just be a fucking guy and fucking India making 10 cents a day in a bot farm that's paid for by Gina Reinhardt. You don't fucking know. Just block, block, block, block. Don't ever fucking share anything, post anything, nothing. And, and if you're a journalist, like, you can write a story about fucking Paul, enhancing and how she's a fucking scumbag. You can't sit down with her. That's what I'm saying, right? Like, I'm not talking about ignoring the problem completely. I'm not talking about, so I don't even say one nation. Don't even say Trump. No, like, you can fucking talk about how they're fascists and they need to get fucked. But don't interview them. Don't sit down with them. Don't debate them. Don't have them over at your house. Don't just nothing. None of that, right? Any more than you would a fucking mass murderer or a serial rapist. If there's an, if, if someone does a mass murder, they will talk about it in the news, but they're not getting that person on to give their side of the story. That's how it is with any right wing cuts in your life. You don't talk about them. You don't talk to them. You don't interact with them. You talk about them as in like, this can'ts fucked. But that's it. Does that make sense? Banishment, boycott, complete and utter shunning. That's my one step plan on how to deal with the far right and hope that you listen and that you do something and also give money to political parties that you support because Gina Reinhart and Donald Trump and all the rest of them in the murder. They got a lot of fucking money. So give money to parties that you support. Anyway, that's the whole kit and caboodle. We'll see you next time. I'm going to make a, a Japanese curry for dinner. But you didn't expect that was going to be the last thing I say in this episode. Did you? Well, you fucking sock. 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