Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870

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I take one before bed, and I get exactly what I'm looking for. So head to mood.com, find the functional gummy that matches the vibe, you're looking to catch, and don't forget to use the promo code YMH when you check out to save 20% off your first order. Try it today at mood.com. And welcome. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Thanks for coming in. Yeah, thanks for having me. I was just saying you last time we had to be with like all smart talk. I know. And we were the dums for the smart chat. We were. We were there to provide. Huberman would be like, your hemoglobin and your frontal cortex, and then we'd be like, do you jerk off and nap? Perfect. That was all, yeah, yeah. We were there to just, you know, defuse the tension enough. I also, if I remember correctly, because I didn't see it, but obviously, having done it, I remember when you brought that up that one of them was like, is that a thing? And I'm like, well, you don't know that that's a thing. Yeah. That was, everybody knows that's a thing, by the way. That's crazy. That's insane. Yeah. Huberman is really, he's really holding me to the colds about just masturbating. He's like, hey, man. You know, people do it. You don't crank one out. I don't ever. He's like, and nap and you're like, yeah, because you're tired after? Yeah. It's, or so you can nap. Yeah. Exactly. You're going to calm the nervous system. I mean, I'm so jealous of the, like, the people who are like, oh, yeah, any moment I want a nap, I just take one and you're like, what? I, that's, I talk about all the time. People who can like slam coffee and pass out, I'm like, I have that thing where, I can, I can have an espresso after dinner and be fine and like, go, but what I struggle with is, and I'm, I'm the most jealous of our daytime nappers. Like, the person who's like, I'm just going to go take a nap and you're like, how? And they're like, I'll just close my eyes and be asleep and you're like, yeah, I can't do that. I can, I can do it if I'm like, pretty sleepy, perhaps, I like the only time I have to be exhausted. Yeah, exactly. But there's people who are just like, yeah, I just, yeah, I just, comp out, yeah, whenever I want. Simultance. That is right. Simultance. Yeah. If they can just lay down in the middle of the day and fall asleep, that explains Bert completely because he's like the most, oh my God, he's a top tier one napper. He's always like, I love a nap. I'm like, yeah, you're, you have nothing going on. I like, I like a nap too, but I have to be very tired. I do too, man. I have to be like exhausted and then I can do it. Yeah. And there's nothing feels better. Most of the time, I, it's like, I sound like a, like an old person, I rest my eyes. That's not bad either. Yeah, just a fucking, I, I'll do that too. I'll lay down, rest my eyes. And then it's like your thoughts drift away for like one second and you're like, well, and you're like, I think I kind of slept for one second. There's that tease that fucking blue balls of, of, of naps where you feel yourself crossing over into sleep. And then you come out of it and like, fuck you to yourself. I, I do think that one second helps you though. If I even, if I even like, hit that for once, I come up and I'm like, I'm way better than I was before. Well, I don't know, I mean, there's, you know, every day now, there's studies show for everything, but apparently 15 and 20 minute naps are much better for you than like an hour plus. Yeah. Because if you go into like an hour nap, your body releases like melatonin, which is, you know, like really getting you into deep birds. Yeah. And then you're coming out of it and you're groggy, but the 20 minutes is supposed to be like a recharge. I think it's nice. Yeah. I, I, I'll take, you know, whenever I've traveled with you, my best huberman. Yeah. We should have done this. Let's run that back. Let's call him up. Can you just jump in for a minute or can we edit this into that? Into that. Yeah. Black screen in there and just drop this in there. Cut to them being like, hmm. Wow. Yeah. And I felt like, Chris was just like, he just like throwing green, he like seeing people get in trouble. He's just like, yeah, he was, yeah, he was ready. He was really partying on that thing. I was, I noticed that. He was really having a lot of fun. He was. All right, make sure you check out Matt on tour, you can get tickets at Matt McCusker.com. Of course, the podcast every week. Yes, please. Both on the YouTube's and Patreon. Yep. And here's our opening clip. I have no idea what this is. Here we go. What's up? Get off my phone. You're going to get sprayed. Back up. Oh. Oh, it's Randy. Don't bring anyone up into this. Pepper spray. Yeah. This guy's got pepper spray. This is a guy getting pepper spray. I like a good pepper spray. And a good taser video. I love a taser. Pepper spray is nice too. I want it more kind of stumbling and falling. Yes. However, a good pepper spray and a tas is just unbelievable. Can you pull up a good Instagram taser channel? Can we just watch people get tased? It's a good one. It did. It like changes people's entire attitude right away. I watch a lot of Shane put me on a Midwest safety, which is a police body cam footage channel on YouTube. Yeah. And guys will be so belligerent. Get tas and come back and be like, I think you guys are doing your best here. They completely flip. It's unbelievable. I went down a deep rabbit hole of body cam footage. Yeah. I mean, you could do a couple hours. Easy. So easy. The one that keeps coming up to, and I think it's more prevalent in certain states, maybe some Midwest states. I think I actually Michigan is one of them where the person gets pulled over. And then the cops like, you know, you're doing whatever, 58 and a 35. And the guy's like, hmm. And then he's like, just, you know, licensed registration. He's like, yeah, no. I'm a sovereign citizen. I love that. Yeah. And then you can, you can tell where it happens a lot because you'll hear the cop go, ah, shit. Here we go. Like here we fucking go. And then the guy's like, the person tries to explain their sovereignty and the guy's like, yeah, listen, this, I've done this. No. Yeah. So either give us your shit, or we're going to drag you out of this car. And the person's like, get, get a, get a sergeant out here. Yeah. I am the fucking sergeant. Well, did you see when they called their lawyer? That's also like their wife. Basically. Yeah, yeah. Look, hold on. I had to call my lawyer. Yeah. Like tell him we have the paperwork. That's why I love watching those. Does that ever work ever? I don't think so. I, because I looked into that and they're like, no, you have zero, because then they had one, two where it was this woman. And she was, she was doing the whole, like, I'm sovereign. And the guy's like, yeah, fuck. He's like, yeah, that's not, it's not a, like, it's a privilege to drive. It's not, you know, the state issues you. The right to drive. Yeah. And she's like, no. And then they're like, this woman, and they cut to court house footage from like another time where she's in court and the judge is like, no, stupid. Like you're not. Yeah. It doesn't work. And so she's like still on it. Well, yeah, they get, they get convinced that it's just like that, whatever the sovereign citizen thing is, it's like, yeah, no, here's, and they give you papers and stuff. And they're like, no, you're good. But you're better off going like, amendment head or whatever, or constitution guy where you're like, well, legally, you're not allowed to, but there's like those guys who can kind of get off. I know the, there's people, like, one of the things, if you watch a lot of these videos, a cop who does not suspect you of committing a crime, see, a lot of times cops will, like, walk over to an area where there's people and be like, let me see your ID. People impulsed, like, instinctively go, like, here you go, you don't have to volunteer your ID. So for, for someone just being like, give me your ID. Now, if they're suspecting you have a crime, it's different, but you're just like minding your own business. So you learn those things, watching those videos, but you don't get shit being like, I'm sovereign. No, yeah, exactly. You can't. Yeah. I'm going to do it next time I get pulled over. I can actually sovereign citizen. I'm a sovereign citizen, but I will give you my ID, but I am a sovereign citizen. I got pulled over two days ago. I got pulled over. Yeah, I got pulled over like two weeks ago. And I got fucking, here's the thing. I was coming around this crazy bend, right, this turn. And I remember, like, you know, you remember moments, I remember this car on this green Porsche on the left just went like, like flying by me. I didn't think anything. I was just like, okay. And then as I, I made this, the turn, I saw the cops sitting there and I was like, thought nothing of it, you know, and I saw him pull out and he was just like, just kind of behind me for what? And then he lit me up. And I pulled over and I was like, he came up, he goes, yeah, reason I pulled you over is you're doing like 58 in like a 40 and I was around this turn and I was like, really? Like was I? And he was like, yeah. And I wanted to be like, you sure it wasn't that fucking Porsche? Yeah. That came flying by. I was in an SUV. He was like, yeah, I got, okay, he's still here, yeah, fine. And then I'm like, what are we going to do? And he's like, I'll just give you a warning. Okay. I was like, yeah, I'm sovereign, you know, and he was like, that's cool, and he just, he let me go. I, I now. Like love getting pulled over really yeah cuz I was always so scared of getting pulled over I get in trouble. Yeah, I have nothing to worry about so I like kind of celebrate the facts then like my my wife Was a cop for a little bit. She was she was she's a police officer in Philly for like five years. No shit Philly PD she's Philly PD does she have amazing stories a couple it was like, you know She was just she was in a pretty like shitty area in terms of like crime. Yeah So it was like it was dangerous. I should say there's like real gangs down there all that stuff Who's that West Philly? Is that the like the West West South yeah, it's like it's kind of whole city It's a whole city direction. She was in like South Philly, but like, you know, an area called Grace Fairy, but the Yeah, it was crazy the one thing I didn't know like the that I think like it's not really glamorous, but if somebody dies and Then you know obviously they're discovered a police officer has to sit in the apartment with the dead person until the corner comes So he's got to sit there with a guy who's been dead for like four days. Oh my god. Just like sit there and the scent Yeah, oh, but it's got to be terrible and then you got to wait till people come But we got to just like sit there with him just like I don't know make sure no one they always say the cop I've seen so many like cop shows like like real ones that they never can Forget that sent the smell of a dead body. Yeah, and that it's locked in forever. It's got to be terrible. Oh my god And did she have to do that then sit with that should just sit there was like a dead guy and Also, like there's that there's a lot of things you see shows and it's like all glamorous It's like just it really is the worst job ever like it's so as I didn't know any police officers Thankless. Oh, it's completely everybody hates you because what you realize is that we all want the The perfect version of a police officer accessible to us, but then like we are not willing to Well, a cut them any grace whatsoever, and it's not a high-paying job It's kind it's thankless they deal with bullshit all the time. It's good schedule sucks to schedule sucks But they deal with really awful people a lot and then you're like deal with them a certain way But then deal with everybody else perfectly. Yeah, it's not like a desirable thing their bosses are mean to them people They do everyone hates literally every single person hates and they hate each other They are like but like when I got to like really witness cops like, you know up close I was hanging out with them all the stuff. They really are they're like union carpenters with guns. Yeah, so you got to lower the expectation They're not like you know, they're just like guys who they're construction workers who like got to have a different Got you ever have her arrest you didn't like do that kind of thing. No, I should have him. I should have but no I so what do you do now? You said you get excited like so what happens now? I know I know a lot more about cop psychology so when I get pulled over I get to do shop talk with cops and I love shop talk So I they pull me over and I'll be I always first of all you turn your lights on you turn all your lights on if it's night time Yeah, that puts them at ease because now they can see you from afar and they know like oh this guy You know, it's like actually thinking about me. Yeah put the lights on as soon as they pull you over It's always just like what I'm never like what the fuck I'm always nice and I'm like man Wouldn't want to trade place with you. You got a act max man. What do you want your job buddy? And they you know they love that shit and they just let you off and off the other day. Oh, yeah, but it was like I have my head lights off, but I was totally sober and and yeah He's pulling me over and he's like what are you doing? I'll say I don't know and yeah, I feel like if you if you do that and you Just kind of like just let them have all the time. I used to when I was younger. I'd be like oh my god And I would fight with them and that's like really? Oh, yeah, I would be like oh, yeah real cool, man I was a fucking dick. Yeah, but I was also so mad. I was gonna you know I was like they were hitting me for like three weeks worth of money and I'd be like I have friends that hate cops So much that we'll be walking around like we're on tour and we're in some city And we see a cop just standing on the corner and one of my friends will be like see what this fucking pig's gonna do to us And I'm like bro, what do they're not gonna do? Anybody talking? Yeah, they're not gonna be like you got it You've got to take it down a notch, man If you're the kind of person who constantly flipping your pillow to the cool side, but still can't get comfortable I'm talking to you. 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What are you doing out there and they are incentivized because if they get if you're a star if you're a young cop and your pop like Getting people with guns and stuff. It does help you get promoted to have like all that activity dude So there are like the young guys are gung ho and they'll like come up and just they're the ones that'll really I think nail you on the Bullshit where you're like dude get out here dude one time. I did a I was doing a Right a show as I was co-writing with someone and it was police themed and so they go. Let's let's set you up with a ride along And I've done multiple ride longs in different cities, but I did one LAPD and so I go to the Hollywood division and I meet this guy and he's like yeah, you know, we'll do we'll do a ride along and I'm like great and we're everything's going cool and You know, he's like mostly and this is what I found that every time I did I did it right along in Carolina I've done a ride along in Tacoma You know mostly you deal with domestics. Yeah, and mentally ill right homeless and and domestics So we're doing this just ride along. We're talking about that and then I just do the The question like have you ever had to draw your your weapon, right? My one of my cousins was a cop for 20 some years and he was like, yeah, I drew my weapon one time Right, there's like most of the time you don't have to actually draw your weapon This guy's like, yeah, yeah, I go. Oh, yeah, he's like yeah, and I go did you have to use it and he goes? Yeah, yeah, and I was like, oh what happened? He's like which time and I go How many times have you had to you? He's like well, I've had to fire Three or four times and I'm like you've had to fucking discharge You're gone three or four times. He's like, yeah, and they all resulted in fatalities. Yeah, I was like you've killed four people in the line of duty And he was like, yeah, and then I Found out that there was a whole write-up about this guy like a multiple page what think about like how this cop Is like prone Yeah, just pop it off pop it. Yeah, but they were all like Justified, you know like the first time a guy pulled an AK-47 out. Yeah What do you undo? Yeah, but you kind of would think that that would be your wild story of your career Yeah, I mean, and then it's like a couple years later someone else pulled it and he shot that guy Yeah, and killed it and then another few I was like dude you have some real interesting Luck going on with you that like it's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy, and then you gotta just go back to work I'm sure you got a couple weeks off or whatever. We killed a guy, but like you have to it's a weirdest job in the world And then it's like are you done? Are you over killing the guy? All right, get back out there and kill a guy again Yeah, you're like God imagine his rep though around the precinct. Oh, yeah, people are like This guy's a cowboy man. Yeah. Well, the thing with the lady officers too is they are They're a lot they're like more justified to pulling out their weapon because like you know as a guy if some guy comes out You you have to kind of like fight them. You can't just pull out and shoot a guy. Yeah, but a lady kind of can yeah So if a big guy comes out here like my I think my wife had to pull her going like the third week Third week. Yeah, she didn't shoot anybody, but she had to pull the gun like back to fuck off Yeah, cuz they're like a big guy can just just kill you. Oh, there's crazy videos of that too. Yeah of like like dude It's just pummeling female attitude like that's why they're like they're more. I guess allowed to just you got some tasers for us Oh, yeah, yeah, let's see some I like I like his body language. Oh Hidden with a bad toddler. Yeah. Oh, yeah stop stop Don't take another step Double dog there Let's see if we get an attitude change here. Yeah hands are out. Are we done? Are we done apparently tasers don't work? That is true. It's always crazy when someone gets every season when you get yeah, and they just find it off they just rip them out I do think it at least slows everybody down it slows them down a little bit I've seen people pull them out for sure and I'm like that's terrible. I would like to see some attitude adjustments Let's see this guy your taser taser Oh, there you go. Yeah, oh he praying I don't know if these guys know they ruin every video they always ruin the video every time like I'm in Terry God every time I try I'm like oh here's the clip of the thing I want to see it guys like all right everybody's like god damn it Just get out of the way what I love to is that you ever see the tas run and then they go Let's see this first one gas station Tases why fighting cops is never a good idea Yeah, it's pretty great man good invention. Yeah, those are amazing And the other thing they you know what cops get they'll be like They'll be in like a you know a shootout or something and people will be like could it taste them You're like yeah, they're not like in that situation thinking of that's a crazy one. Yeah It's also like yeah if you ever had someone pull a gun on you. It's like you're not like I should get my taste Yeah, well, I don't want to hurt this guy You're fucking freaking out. Why didn't they shoot him in the leg man? Hey grow go back up is there a skid right there the drunk man. Yeah, he's gonna run. There we go That's great He did get a little sip of it. Yeah, although we fell in a bottle that must not be good, but yeah, I I don't know I Do it. It's fun. It was a fun thing to get to actually like hang out with meat police officers and be like Yeah, you guys might have the worst job They also shift them up most of the times when you're starting out. You're doing daytime Afternoon shift nighttime. So you're a shift worker. Yeah, it's not only are you dealing with a kind of terrible stressful job But then that you're doing night shift for two weeks your sleep's all fucked up. It's horrible You shot a guy and now you're like sleep deprived and it's like hey really fucking sucks I'm like you want to talk to the therapist here and you're like sure. Yeah, I'm right. You go no way Yeah, you're like no, I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not doing this shit. They really do I will say the same time that a lot of them are convinced they're absolute rock stars. Yeah, they they you talk to them They're just it's very funny. It's it's incredible. It can also kind of break the law too Like you they can like, you know, you're not supposed to drink with a gun on you. Yeah, those guys do it all the time They get so drunk and drive with the gun. They take their guns everywhere every day have to yeah They can see a punk they arrested on the streets. They need their guns. They need to be drunk in their Blacked out Jeep Wrangler. I'm off duty Got a fucking nine millimeter But let him there. You know, I haven't fun. Yeah, have fun out there guys. Yeah, thank you for your service Yeah, they deserve it. They deserve it. They cops could literally should be able to drunk drive. Yeah, they all do it So let's let them all right. Yeah, what do we I mean? Sometimes you'll see some there's also another rabbit hole I went down was cops Getting pulled over by other cops. Oh, yeah, that's a wild one. That is a nice one Yeah, you got to ask for a professional courtesy and there was the one cop got pulled over I guess not in his like you know how like right outside his jurisdiction like the next town But he was in his car. Yeah, and he got pulled over for speeding And the other cop was like yeah, you were speeding. He's like you see the fucking you see this shit right And they had a massive argument Yeah, it's yeah, you should you can't I mean they are like beta fish Yeah, you can't put them together from different. It's yeah, they got arm the boss. Yeah, he's like call your fucking chief He's like all right It's great. Um, what's this? This is a fight. I love seeing fights That was pretty cool. Yeah, where is this this is a these are like paparazzi photographers Um, there is where are they? I don't know looks they're in Paris. They're parents European Okay, I like the speed what you was just ready to know this reminds me. I love when the um the foreigners use English for their fight Yeah, that guy at the airport remember. He's like I fuck you right here. I fuck your mother here The Pakistani guy or the Indian guy you've seen this before You have to find that one that is so fucking fine. Oh, he's like I fuck you. I fuck you here And the guys like they just yell at each other, but that's hilarious I like that they switch to English because of where they are. Yeah, very impressive honestly Yeah, especially while you're angry to remember if I was angry and someone's like yo tell this guy off in Spanish I'd be like how do you say gay again? Yeah, my my little brother he gets a lot of telemarketer calls I think because he just answers him and fucks with him and he'll like lead him on for like Two minutes. I'm like, oh, that's really cool. Uh, and they'll somehow whatever they're selling He'll be like twisted into the at the end to be like that's gonna be really good when I'm fucking your mom Oh, fuck you buddy fuck you don't fuck my mother. It's so fun every time and he leads them on leads him on and just spins it every time in the end to be like Right as they're ready to get it. He's like awesome. He great when I'm fucking your mom later Some kind of video like fuck you mister. 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How much? that one's 20,000 to that I asked what else that 20k gets me shaking this hand bro tapping him all that stuff absolutely bro what's bro what's bro tapping you know shaking his hands slapping his back growing them up dabbing him up oh slapping his back yeah that's I always love I don't know if you're familiar with the whole West Watson's saga he was a guy got out of jail he's back in jail he's now sort of for people don't know he's a he's kind of like one of these super jack dudes who shows like his wealth and like you know with hot chicks and lambo's and jewelry and like and like I'm a millionaire and like money ain't shit to me yeah it's kind of like the brand right yeah well it started out as he had like he got out of jail he did 10 years he got out and it was just be him in a park just yoked on steroids just screaming into a cell phone being like I'll show you the way he was just basically being like he was like I'm sleep he was very humble at first kind of being like I'm gonna show you guys how to do it I'm gonna take care of everybody like I'll show you guys how it's done blah blah blah so he made like inspirational content then he became like a millionaire and he just switched it up and was like working out he just started it looked a lot to me like he was just doing a lot of coke out of nowhere yeah he'd like dude it's just all about hanging with people and clubs in Miami I figured it all out but he people would take his classes and he would just scream at you on zoom he'd be like you're a fucking idiot you're a dumb they don't ask me that shit and guys go on there and fuck with them and put the videos out it's so funny there was a big thing about his height yeah yeah they said he well he said he is it's a class extended six feet yeah not yeah but like well under I think yeah they claim five eight but yeah he's in jail again and then the thing is that I think they got him on a bunch of fraud stuff right wasn't there's there is speculation on fraud like people are saying they're using it taking credit cards and using them but he's in jail now for allegedly beating a kidnapping is now ex-wife damn yeah she went to the Miami Heat Game and showed her cleavage and took a picture and then he was angry because he paid for her tits and deserve he thought he deserves for her not to show them and then so he allegedly fucking legit dude and he has a complaint he repot them he fucking repot her tits fucking cool beat her up in it yeah try to kidnap her till she recovered you know I'd like to see the trial I don't know I mean it sounds pretty fair yeah allegedly speaking that Palmer trolls account though is fantastic if you know and the the stuff he does for highlighting the the people who complain about immigrants is unbelief these are people who are literally like the guy next door is brown but he's got like a house and I think you guys should investigate him you know that's so and then he'll like fully engage them be like so he's he's brown he's Mexican he's got a house and they're like yeah how can he have a house here and then he's like okay yeah we'll definitely look into that and then they get mad at him they're like sounds like you're fucking making fun of me he's like no I'm just saying I'm just like you said I'm taking the notes yeah I'm taking these notes here that's so funny yeah yeah pastor manning do you know pastor manning is no pastor manning is a pastor in Harlem okay been there a long time he was not he was an outspoken critic of Obama I think I know this guy actually yeah I if you pull him up I think here's the latest video that's in here doctor yeah I love this guy King was one of the most racist people that ever walked up right on planet earth and somebody needs to say it somebody to tell you why you're lazy why you don't own anything it isn't an economic opportunity don't develop it isn't that you can't have a string of restaurants Sylvia went down to Atlanta and tried to establish her Sylvia but the niggas won't work they don't want to come in on time they got a bad attitude about everything and they don't want to prepare the food consistently the same way you can't have a can a management of a restaurant global restaurant well out good management and you can't manage niggas you can't trust me I've been working on it for 45 years a niggas just ain't gonna do the right thing you gotta add to about everything I don't know what they had to do with MLK this guy's constantly going all fell going off dude and and speaking yeah man speaking to the people interesting messages yet is there's also the background is crazy the one thing we're trying to figure out we've watched a few of his videos how many people are out there because it doesn't sound like a lot I mean if he's if he has a I think he's had a church there for a while a long time he's probably packing it out yeah but you know here like a lot of times when a pastor speaks when they hit certain points yeah oh yeah it never quite sounds like a lot I don't know I feel I do yeah I feel like he could pack it out with a lot of the older types I feel like would be older types and not a nodding boys MLK was a real fucking yeah and that's a good hot day I wish he would have gone on about it he pivoted to restaurants and yeah it's chain global chain restaurants Sylvia and like okay I he does have very funny phrases I've heard him say that and it's like holy fuck this guy's good he probably has been I mean he might just be filming content there I might not be alive sermon I never thought about that he goes there's that remember that professor on YouTube the Chinese guy who's always like rip he's like has a white board he's like this is what's gonna happen he's making predictions it almost looks like he's in a classroom but you never hear like you're a student maybe one or two students yeah that sounds like there's three people there yeah it's content it could be content mode but I mean look at that painting man he's got he's I think he's packing that church out I've wanted to visit this church actually dude I was watching his stuff a lot you'd be welcome there I think so yeah he'd be like finally another white face yeah I'll tell my wife about yeah you can't you don't bring her in you can't come in no because he got to get the word right now he got he's really he's really he doesn't even kind of like dance a line he's just like you can't trust black people you're like what well he's he's just got you know he's got a bone to pick man he wants to see sometimes though he could be you know he could have just so much love in his heart and he's like come on guys what the fuck yeah that just I watch a lot of this guy's content he claims that he loves his people he yeah he does I mean he does think that Obama was a long-legged Mac daddy that's right yeah that was the exact phrase long-legged Mac daddy from I'm Obama has some high grade black haters though Cornell West called him a Clinton in blackface did he really yeah I didn't know that that's a fucking slam that is Cornell West hates Obama can't stand him and just policy related yeah really that's he's he said he just saw him coming from a mile away didn't trust him didn't like him wow although a long-legged Mac daddy might be the best that's a way better long-legged Mac daddy Barack oh yeah this is my first thing I was thinking of yeah you gonna let this long-legged Mac daddy push these white folks they gonna come up out of Tennessee and come up out of Oklahoma come up out of Mississippi Alabama Georgia come up out of Arkansas and then come out of Idaho California I'm telling y'all you're pushing these white folks and you're pushing them you long-legged Mac daddy's pushing them and pushing them and pushing them and they're gonna get listen you're gonna push people to the point where they're not gonna take it no more this white folks are not gonna take it you're taking their tax money you're closing down their jobs you're shutting down their banks you're telling them what they can it cannot do you're giving billions of dollars to eight corn okay you're taking their tax money giving it to people to buy drugs he's got one I saw one of his clips where he just went on about how thankful we should all be for white people I see that before it was the longest speech about how everything is thank you white people and you're like this is crazy I know I know it's so crazy it's I've I've uh yeah I mean he has some people on board I've I've I've perused his comments action to say I would like to get him together with what's that guy that we had in here Jesse Oh we had him in here I saw that yeah he's a funny guy he's hilarious yeah you imagine the two of them together that would be a fucking fun episode I wonder I wonder Jesse should have him on his show I wonder if they would jail I guess they might I don't know they might not jail personality wise it might be a class yeah even though some of the same point of use jail piece a little more patrol too yeah so he might just instinctively start trolling this guy just to get him to just get him going they would just what I want to see because JLP doesn't get angry yeah this dude goes like fraud yeah as I'm saying he keeps it although you would need a counterbalance so you would have to get like a blue-haired white lady just to sit in on the discussion or just one gay guy in there yeah just a gay guy in between them and they'll be like you you should die yeah I'm real big into the debate atmosphere right now just like guys on YouTube arguing debating I'm just those videos making laughs so hard yeah it's just it's just fucking no my point and whenever they prove each other wrong the big okay let's move on now it's so fucking funny most people get you realize that like an elite debater is is at a different level than you are yeah like they really they know how to go so like make statements and support them with actual yeah because what most people do is they're too emotionally tied to their point yeah and we put one of them against somebody who really knows what they're saying it's just embarrassing you get destroyed yeah you get destroyed Yeah, and it's it yeah, it really sucks and then it's like one of those things it sucks to lose that because you're like That's your brain really yeah, like on full display, and it's like yeah brain sucks You know fantastic is that guy What is that he's British? I think of Indian descent he has You know I'm talking about his site is it Zedio ZET yo, I don't know I forget his name right now I'm thinking of the only British guy debater. I know that guy this guy is a Phenomenal is he good. Oh my god, dude. He's he's phenol. Am I saying it right? Yeah, Betty Hassan that guy This guy heard of him before I have to see his face. He is just like as I'm saying if you just want to study somebody that can make Make a point and support it. She's a fantastic debater. I've seen this guy do it. Yeah. Yeah, I always see the guy I think his name's Andrew Wilson. He's like a Christian guy who smokes cigarettes and things women shouldn't vote nice He's good. He's good. Wait. Is it well, maybe it's not that's not that guy some other guy Yeah, that guy this guy is guy just rip six and it's like here's why women shouldn't vote and I'll be honest man He's a decent argument. It's a fair. It's not a bad. It's not a ridiculous. I mean, it's like never gonna happen Yeah, but he at least the fact that he can sit there you can dream, you know You can dream. Yeah, but yeah, I watch him. He's very good at debating as well He's he can just kind of you know I I lose it when people are like well, that's actually a reductive straw man I'm like you got me. Do you know what that is? Yeah, you win you win. Well, what happens when like the really like the guy that I Asked you to pull up he was just on There's this What's the like the Persian super like millionaire guy? He hope he's a big Patrick that David yes, P.D. went on Patrick's show and you could just see that they're they're not an intellectual match, right? Nobody loses and I I'm not slamming P.B.D. Yeah, they take they lost a fucking Anthony Weiner went on beat three of them in a debate It's like bro if you can't beat Weiner in a debate and to Weiner by the way phenomenal debater Is he saying what you want about the guy the man can debate? Well, he wiggled his way out of there like dude You showed your dick to a kid. He was like. I had a technology addiction guys. It's I was just it's got lost in the fucking now You're scrolling you can't do it. They were like He's a fucking treat. He just he beat the P.B.D. Squad and he's a hang up the debate. Please think that they every time they just They just believe in their core principles, but they can't support any of it. This guy dressed them down So it's like it's embarrassed Who's every time I see them debate? They lose every see and they'll be like bro, you're telling me you're telling me You tell and they're like yeah, okay, okay, what would they do run on buddy when you're when you're met with somebody that you're Intellectually inferior to they they ask you the thing and you just go like I'm gonna ask another question So you don't answer the question. You just never answer I constantly say I'm taking debate else. Oh my god. He had two other guys with him Anthony Weiner and he's like You need to answer for what you did and Weiner just came a lot out of that being like he won You can't you can't beat three on one of Weiner. Yeah Yeah, I mean no doubt this guy. Did you ever see by the way this memory just B.D. Honestly just popped into my head when Weiner was going when It was like at the height of his scandal mm. He had a presser. I think he had a press conference Really? Yeah, there was some type of press conference and I think it was stern Sent one of his stat. You know how they keep sending yeah, and the guy's question. He goes He was like I shouldn't he's like the the photo of he was like wearing undies in a photo And he's like is that you at your full full capacity or can you go bigger and you can see all the other journalists If you can find that it's so amazing Yo Oh Of course That's a restarting fine Yes, we have sport Arnold's love child I mean Oh Oh my god, yeah, he got pretty open shot case of him sending you know, but I mean a minor yeah, I'm pretty sure it was I'm almost positive I should probably double check, but I think it was a minor because he ended up being like I was just sending stuff man. I just love like when I go on my phone. I get lost and yeah, I guess I did He's like I was watching cooking videos, and it was just dude. It's the funniest. That's an amazing and great argument I mean from again from a pure debating perspective. It's like yeah, the technology addiction's a real thing. Yeah Okay, it was 21. Okay, she ain't that bad. Excuse me. Yeah Excuse me. I'm glad we just because I didn't want to I was assumed it was a minor Yeah Okay, oh he sent it to his public Twitter account instead of sending it as a private message to a 21-year-old woman Oh, that's amazing PBD I thought had him on the when tech gets you bad like that like that so it reminds me of all the people we find who are like Jessica Please call me back and you're like you're just posted this to your Instagram. Just send it to Jessica I could have sworn PBD had him on the ropes about sending it to a kid though Huh, I don't know maybe he had a not oh it says the third and more seriously. There we go. Okay. All right. There we go And off the hook we do there we go Yeah, there it is 15-year-old Any plead guilty to transferring obscene material to a minor shit Yeah, so there was that's up to the PBD had a man 15-year-old naked photo. All you gotta do is be like that's wrong. You're bad He was like fucking tech man my phone. He's like we're all addicted. He's making us to play Yeah, dude, they couldn't they couldn't fit him down on it. It was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen Yeah, okay, so I knew he had a kid. All right, there we go. He um, yeah, Pete that PBD, is the name PB Patrick bad David. Yeah, he's not a good debater man now the whole squad needs to go back to school or something But hang it up dude hang it or just hang it up man. Just fucking just show the clips. Yeah, but yeah, he um A wiener has his own terrestrial radio show. Right. That was a big thing too He was he was on PBD show being like I mean podcasts or kind of lowbrow like I'm on radio so like an institution I'm part of a bigger thing. It was kind of like snob and ham being like yeah, I mean you have listeners But my things more might's more I've an institution like a long start like an institution supporting my pretty neat So he has a Anthony wiener has a radio show. I think still interesting. You can just call in and be like wiener 777 w abc the middle with Anthony. Well, and he's actually bringing the parties together. That's the thing. Oh, I got you a lot of these guys do that They get disgraced and they're like I'm gonna bring I'm gonna I'm gonna heal the divide actually I'm just you know what I'm gonna I'm not gonna make millions of dollars on a network. I'm gonna heal the divide I'm gonna heal I like healing more than I learned Now I'm a registered sex offender. I'm gonna sexually Attracted to Force That's a new I just never I don't know. I've never seen that. No, it's just a guy. That's just a guy I think that's Anthony Wiener's dad It's attracted to force. Yeah. Well, you see these things Sometimes like those TLC shows like I make love with my tires or yeah, yeah, I'm sexually attracted to my car I've seen that one actually. I've never heard force. I can get how I mean force can be beautiful I think I could say that I wouldn't say sexually exciting. It's pretty vague too. It's like what do you mean like yeah? What part of it the whole thing? Yeah, I guess so just force like just physics I guess like you just rock hard walking through the velocity velocity time. What is that weight time speed or something? You know what's force? I forget what it was. Oh force. Yeah, force is like velocity times Weight or something. No, no, not force. Forests So he's is he forest or forest. Oh forest. Yeah, forests. I can see that. Yeah. It's I mean I can see You feeling a certain way in the forest. He's jerking off in the woods. He's jerking off hardly the first to do it Do you imagine that he just gets out his fucking biggest load and then a bear just comes around the corner Oh, fuck but the combination of all that You know adrenaline and you're like yeah, you have to have weights. You're all spent. So yeah, I'd have to just put a rock right up my butt Yeah, if I was spent in the bear came up I would just grab a smooth river stone and just fucking do it. I saw a video. I just saw a video like Plug your asshole at the end. I saw a video of a of a grizzly eating a black bear So fucking god damn and the grizzly I mean the grizzly was eating him like he was a rabbit. Yeah, there's so much bigger black bears are pretty doll style apparently Yeah, and it just tore this fuck. I mean it was carrying up the side of the Okay, just that's a that's a grizzly eating. Oh my god black bear do Oh Oh Dude god, that's fucked. I know what's out of breath God oh That's oh my god. You know a fun fact. I just learned this. I did a podcast with a guy recently Oysters are alive when you eat them What yeah, they're alive in a restaurant. Yep. That's alive. They're alive Yeah, apparently so when you try to shut them the reason it's so hard it's because they're like no They're holding their little shell together and you rip it off and they're like But then they're still alive a little bit and you eat them. So every time you don't wish that's why you get horny after you eat them So alive because you just like I'm eating a live your body knows your body's going. Yes. Yes. Yes Yeah, is that fucked up? Yeah, I didn't realize that there's apparently chefs that are so good at like getting the show off Jantley that you can place the oyster down and feel it's heartbeat on your tongue. Stop. Sorry God. No wait What about when they're on the half shell? They're already dead. No there are a lot still I think if they're dead a dead Oysters like not really good. He's like to keep them alive only moments part being so okay So they got to be kept alive to the point of consumption So if they like die when they get shocked Then they're maybe but it's like yeah, they got to be like a lot of times they are alive and eat them. Wow pretty fucked up Okay, so they are by valves lack a central nervous system or brain There's a scientific consensus that they do not experience pain distress or sentience. Wow It's just an opinion. Yeah, that always gets me to is when people are like well, you know right here your dog's happy that you did this You're like did you talk to him? That dude. How do you fucking know what the dog is? Yeah, I know I know well We've studied them like yeah, I know but you don't speak dog. You have no idea You don't know what they're doing. I've said it before scientists need to chill out with all like you know This is how this animal feels. They don't know shit. Yeah, they really don't drafts prefer when you walk from the right side And that gives that makes them chill and like what are you talking about just making that up? I just learned the social sciences have no predictive power They're not sciences Social sciences fake Literally they can't predict anything you can't be called a science if you can't predict anything So like you know chemistry you can say hey if I mix these two elements I get this if I do this physics You know you can predict stuff. Social sciences psychology sociology. Oh, that's not you shouldn't be calling it science. It's not science It has no predictive power so that's fake Fake bullshit. It's literally all bullshit. Sorry. You hear that psychology just you can call yourself like a study of the mind You're not science. That's the thing. Yep. You're not sorry fucking no predictive power fucking sucks for you You have no predictive power fucking loser Fucking bitch. I'd love to hear how they feel about that kind of blew my mind though I was like that's can't be right. I looked it up and it's like yeah They they can like describe things that are going on but in terms of predictive power and you know that they are They're hearing that and they're just like Fuck this guy. He doesn't know I they would have to they can't it's a fact. It's literally a fact They feel deep shame. I'd love to hear your feedback because we know your feelings are hurt because every psychologist Thinks they know everything and they they can tell you why you thought this and why you did that It's quite easy to say that every psychologist got it too bad every time No, it's pretty it's pretty nice. I mean, you know, I'm not it's nice. They do that, but it's yeah Yeah, it's just nice. It's a hobby. It's like painting exactly. Yeah, thanks for painting. It don't come out and bring your shit on me, but they're yeah apparently Yeah, there's there's no predictive power and a lot of the big landmark mark experiments They try to replicate them. They never work out even the same way again So it's like it's all bullet there was there was also a huge scandal in like happiness research We're a lady to start it faking shit. Yeah, it was like fudging data and all this stuff and that people are like, you know Having around all she's writing books all this stuff and they're just she's completely tweaked in fake data Well, yeah, when they do this thing about here's how human beings be hey, but it's like you can get some type of Majority, but people are all, you know complex Yeah, beings that you never know what's gonna make someone feel a certain exactly you can't predict human behavior because the new information makes the human Pull that guy back. I saw you found him This is the one I wanted to show you about cursing in another. Yeah, I'll watch this Yeah To be smart as I'm fuck you right here I fuck you right here is pretty right I like that yeah, I'll fuck you right here. Oh fuck you right here No one's ever said that to somebody. I feel like you know, not that they're mad at I'll fuck you right here. I fuck you right. Yeah. Yeah, damn. That's pretty great. That is amazing actually It's pretty great. That's my all-time favorite of that. I'm a big fan of the world cup being here I like having all these people come here all these different countries This has been the I mean also do you because we're about this close and say a major thing right in their 40s Yeah, I'm 47 Um, do you remember that like growing up? You know soccer was gay. Yeah, 100% foot fairy. That's what you recall. Yeah, you played soccer your foot fairy And somebody's like you see the soccer game you'd be like no, no, not at all. No, no, no, we don't even go around it Of course not and somebody brought up a game. You're like who cares? I know and then I feel like over the last decade a There's little things like Once they start I mean, I remember when NBC started broadcasting like a premier league on like Saturdays You're like oh, this is like on NBC now. Yeah showing it. So you're like interest must be growing growing growing You know last world cup was definitely more and I think people had more interest in it this year. Yeah, I've never seen anything like this It's huge. It's insane. It's insane and people I'm talking about Americans obviously America who's always been like we don't really care about soccer I mean it feels like it's like people are really embracing A the other countries that are here people visiting other cultures that whole thing was like a beautiful thing to see everybody You know excited to welcome be like oh, you're visiting from let me show you like yeah, yeah, and they're so and then I also feel like people have Really gravitated towards the game. Yeah, people love the game Yeah, I think I don't know I I have I can't I don't even follow domestic sports really so I see roll cover Like whatever, but it is like if it's on it's cool. It's a cool thing. I think it's about has to do with high I realized that like I don't like I don't give a fuck about baseball. Yeah, but if you tell me it's like game seven the world series True, I'm the same as high stakes. I'm like oh, I'll watch this shit. Yeah, if it's on and World Cup just feels high stakes Yeah, the whole thing feels fun to watch to me. It's fun. It's fun. I am I also think it's like a There's like a refined aspect to it if you're like kind of like American footballs You know that for some reason there's something cool and worldly about being into the world cup. Yeah It's like you're a little more sophisticated a global citizen. Yeah, global citizen. Yeah, the game is a beautiful game It's a beautiful game. Yeah, that's beautiful game. Yeah, I actually it is fun to watch Actually, if it's on like sports for me they have to be on somewhere and I'll be like oh, and I'll like yeah, you know watch it Um, I honestly don't know how to get games on my TV really that's how bad it is if there's a game on I'm like I don't know how they're all on YouTube TV YouTube TV. That's what I've watched so many games on YouTube TV and all the world cup Like I haven't seen every game, but I've watched every day a game. Yeah. Yeah, they're fun. I'm kind of a what do you think about Americans? Rooting against USA Americans rooting against you. Is that a thing? Yeah, I do not know some Americans and they're like it's not surprising Lots of us. It's so fight so annoying. It's not surprising. We we're we've been we've had that segment of You know the population for so long and it's it's a It's a privilege to be able to do that. Yeah, you have to have so many things going for you in your country Mm-hmm, that are like you have this abundance of excess that you have the opportunity to go fuck my country. Yeah And get away like you know, it's crazy. Yeah, and that have people like really mad at you people's eye really like yeah cool, man It's the it's the kid whose dad is a billionaire going fuck my dad. Yeah, yeah, okay, but sure you'll turn it around Pretty nice fucking car. You got it. Yeah I actually want Paraguay to win. Yeah, I just always followed the team. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's fun It's so annoying. It's fucking annoying. Yeah, I don't respect those people. No But the end they'll cry they're the loudest they cry so hard. Yeah, biggest cryers. Yeah, so gay. Yeah Here's here's some horrible or hilarious for you. You decide. Yeah, let's see Okay, one guy fallen horrible all those guys falling hilarious Yes, the domino effect just that's classic, and I love that you can't get to they won't get too mad at the old guy in his scooter Right because they're like he's old. Hey, hey, he can't walk. Hey, see you guys. You just slow down. All right. Just right into like a God Oh My god Oh, do you think that he just went put on a reverse and was like That guy slipped that old guy's out dude that that scooter is going Have you ever seen the famous one of this guy barreling down on like it's a it's a it's a also like a cycling race And he's coming down. I just fucking you could tell it's like well into the race and this woman Just comes in the frame with her head turned like in the opposite direction and he hits her at That's a clip and I think she's wearing glasses. She must be completely knocked. I don't know if she dies, like it's so high impact. This woman just gets, and you can tell what happened. She's like, there's a crowd and she just steps in, doesn't realize she's looking this way. And the bike comes behind her and it hits her so fucking hard. So, and then everyone gets mad at her. Dumb bitch, she's like, totally knocked out. She was just trying to look. Yeah, she just looked the wrong way. Ah, everyone's like, of course it's a fucking brawl. (laughing) Let me see. Is this, oh man, this is, boy's a wife from one a wife from Helmer. Look at this, Justin Ola gets an old man of mine. Oh, she was crossing the street. She had her phone out. Oh man, I remember it. I actually feel like there is even another one. I feel like I'm thinking of another one. God, damn, yeah, that was, oh. - But that, yeah, that was brutal. - That's at least a TBI, that's like a life changing TBI, the best case scenario. - Best case scenario. - That's also, what's a literature on lady TBI's? 'Cause I know guys get like violent, they never hear about really women TBI's. They might, could be like a factory, factory reset. - Yeah, factory reset, that could be. - Well since she's cool. (laughing) It might go the opposite way where they get TBI ladies who are like cool, like chill, and like, - Dude's going murder rampage. - And she's just like. - Not so much like a smoke weed and play video games. - Yeah. - All right, cool. - Not sweatin' the small stuff. (laughing) - I think I can go and mine a problem with this shit. - Oh, fuck dude. - That's not good. - That's real bad. - Yeah. - That's ribs for sure. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh. - I talked to so many football players who have had their ribs cracked and they're just like, it's the worst. - It's got your immense pain. And everyone's just like, yeah, just wait. - Yeah. - Every time you breathe it hurts, I think too. - Yeah. - Every time. - You breathe it hurts. Somebody, you sit up, it hurts, you lay back. Everything hurts. - Yeah, and it's just nothing you can do. - They're like, just one day it won't hurt. You're like, cool. - That sucks. - I broke my big towel and they were like, I'm like, what do you do? And they're like, you just kind of weighed it out. - Yeah. - And I go, well, how will I know? Like, it'll just stop hurting and that's when it's fixed. - Yeah. - Sweet. - I've broken both my pinky toes and it's just like, every step you're just like, fuck this. - Both of them. - Not at the same time, but separate. - Same type of thing. - Yeah, just so that I have my feet kind of like spread. I can get like my pinky toe. I don't know if I don't even know if this is like a thing. Everyone can do it out. My pinky toe like sticks out. And I'll catch it on stuff and I've done it and just, bro, it fucking hurts so bad. And they're like, he's got to walk it. Just wait, you know. - Wait it out. - Yep. - Yeah. - It sucks. - Let's see. (soft music) - Okay. - Oh, oh. Oh, no. - Oh. - Oh, no. - Oh, good. (laughing) - I like that everyone had a beat before everyone laughed. (laughing) - I wonder if she popped right up. - That's a pretty good fall, right? - I'd say decent fall. I think the bush, whatever that is. - But look at the height of the glass door there. - Yeah. - Right, so that's probably like seven feet or something. So she fell maybe 10 feet. - About, I would say. - Yeah. - I mean, luckily that bush I think really, I mean also, what the fuck kind of design is that? - Yeah. - Oh, she snapped right there. - Oh God. - She thought it was. Oh, she had that bush broker fall the entire way down. - Right. - So she scraped up. - But the slip. I didn't see that. - She stepped into nothing. - Well, no. I think she stepped onto the side here. Like the, if you look right here, right when she takes this next step, that foot slides. - Oh. - I think it slides 'cause it got wet. Watch this. - Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. Ah. - Yeah. - I thought she thought that bush was like, that's a horrible design. - That's horrible. - It's crazy. - There's eight inches you can step on and then you'll fall to your death. - Yeah, there's a wet slippery surface. - Yeah. - That is so dumb. - That's, I mean, honestly, I'm surprised that got, that was allowed. - I know. - This, like this dude in the speed of those guys, it's fucking cool. - Yeah, definitely. - It's got nice piece. - Let's see it. I was distracted by the lady falling. - Come on. - He comes around here. - Oh, okay. - There we go. - Cool, man. - I like that this video is labeled dumb broad fall. (laughing) I mean, go guys. - I mean, that is like an infinity pool and theory kind of? - Yeah. - That's really, that's, yeah, that's, I get like, - Safety wise, by the way, this is like, it is the worst design. - It's illegal. - Yeah. - I really don't think you can get that pass in a city. - This cannot be, this can't be state side. - No. - This is gotta be somewhere else. - Speedo is, this has to be. - The speedo, you're right. That's the giveaway. - Yeah, it's just like a hair and plant country, I think. - Yeah, this is, where is this? No, it doesn't say. - Doesn't even matter. I'll never go there. - We're never going to that backyard. (laughing) - How so that whoever owns this should be like, just so you know. (laughing) - That's side of the pool, pretty big fall. - Yeah, don't walk on there to get your life water or whatever the fuck that is over there. - Bullshit. - No, not yet. It looks not stable. - No, no, no. - You're gonna carry the air conditioning unit up a ladder that is on, like scaffold, yeah. - That isn't secure. - Nope. - Man, that's, what do you think is gonna slide out the board of the scaffolding? - I think the ladder's gonna slide. - Okay. - Yeah. - Oh, bump, bump, there we go. - Oh! (laughing) (screaming) (screaming) - No. (laughing) - And there's a scaffolding. - Holy shit. - Yeah, I think it shows our way that stuff down. - That was the worst idea though, executed out of it. - Dude, some of these guys, my whole front of my house apparently had a bunch of mold in it. There was a big leak and here's the fucking, the whole thing we've been dealing with. But these guys came out to paint it or the framers came out and to let just put the new wood up and they had a scaffolding situation on like, I have like a garden bed that's like stone. It's like, it's like kind of level. So, you know, I wouldn't wanna like put stuff on top of it. They had scaffolding with a tire and then like four blocks of wood on one side and then they were all, they were resting everything on. I was like, dude, you guys, some of those guys are completely fearless. - Yeah. - Like those picks when they put up two things and they're just like a metal plank you can walk across of like two shaky ladders. I'm like, this is how I do it every day. - Oh, it's crazy. - This guy's never doing this again. - No, he might be. - What happens in these countries? I don't know, can you like get workers' comp or they just like kick you down the fucking - Bank of the river, like the fuck out of it. - They're just like, oh, you did fucking, you don't know how to do it right. You're supposed to carry it on your left shoulder. (laughing) - You're gonna die now, man, that sucks. - He's definitely had like a shattered hip or femur or something. - He's fucked, yeah. - I mean, it, I, yeah. - Yeah, he's, oh no, he's not good. (screaming) (laughing) - Although how sick would that have been if he had made that? - Oh my God. - If he got that up there. - And then he would have done it a hundred more time. He'd be like, yeah, I always do this. - Yeah, it's just how I do it. - Just take a scaffolding, put a ladder on it and then you just carry up the air conditioning unit. What are you talking about? (laughing) - It sounds crazy. - Damn, he's fucked. - He's totally fucked, dude. - So wait, would you, you're pulling for the US? - Yeah, I hope they win. I want, I want the US, I mean, they're not, I've heard it's like impossible, they're not gonna win, but they're not gonna win. Just be the final, for me, that would be the final thing. That's what the rest of the world has. Like, we have soccer, the US wins the World Cup once. - That would be insane. - Like, yeah, you guys just say where the best. That's all, just say where the best. I don't even care about it like that. It's just very funny. - And the thing is you carry that title for four years. - I know. - And even like, 40 years later, people still flex the World Cup, you know? - Oh yeah. - Yeah, it's forever. - Also, we have, these are not, soccer players are good, but these are not our country's best athletes. - Not even close. - Not even remotely close, so like-- - Because it's not cool. - Yeah, that's why. - Yeah, but if we win, that's crazy. That's like, they're essentially in the grand scheme of athletes, they're like minor league. - This is what, also this happened in baseball, right? - It was a baseball, like one of the nicknames is America's Pass. It was our sport. And for a long time, like you would have some amazing athletes play baseball. - Yeah. - And then you'd watch professional baseball, and be like, holy shit, like these guys are amazing. Baseball became less cool, less popular. And what happened is our, I'm talking about Americans, best athletes picked other sports. They went into football, they went into basketball, they went into other sports that they wanted to pursue more. Other countries then became the countries that supplied the best baseball players. So now you look at like Major League Baseball, it is like a largely Latin American. - Oh, yeah. - You know what I mean? You have Dominicans and Cubans, and a lot of players from other countries, because it's the emphasis in that country like to play this game. If you had a thing where you could get American like our best athletes to be like, fuck you, I want to play soccer. We would have some wild athletes play. - I'd be insane. We'd have a seven foot five goalie. - Yeah. - The guy is blocking the entire goal. - And like the speed positions would be like world class. - Yeah. - Yeah, players. - It would be unbelievable. I mean, here's a deal. We could win the world if we wanted to. - If we had, if we really wanted to win the World Cup, it's ours. we have better shit. to do. Imagine Devon Hester running those fucking, you know, all the best like wide receivers and cornerbacks in the NFL. Come on. Come on, man. It's like, what are we talking about? It's nice of us to let them have that. That's what we should. That is, that's kind of American generosity. In a lot of ways. Yeah. You could say that the World Cup is America saying you're welcome. Yeah, literally. They should, whoever wins, like do like a little pledge allegiance to the flag. Yeah. Awesome. Thank you for not putting your best out there. Yeah. Thanks for letting us have this. That's all. It's really cool that you guys don't care that much. I am glad they're here, though. I do like people getting to come. Never would I see seems to be having a blast here. I also, I really do get a kick out of these, I don't know, these videos that I see posted of people visiting being like, look at this fucking Walmart. Yeah. I've never seen some shit like this. My dad recently just got to go and eat. They had no idea what a bucket's well as they're like, oh, gas station pull in. My dad copped up. He might have copped like 10 pounds of beef jerky. Really? So stoked. He was like, that place is really nice. Yeah. That's wow. It's pretty cool. He had like four different flavors of jerky. He flew home. It was like that was kind of might have been a peak experience. That's awesome. Yeah. He was pretty stoked on the place. And I love the Japanese. Oh, yeah. Um, trying barbecue. You have ribs. And they're like, I tried barbecue first, they take it and they're like, wow, so cool. What's this here? That is, oh, somebody sent us their fourth of July plans. Oh nice. Let's see what that is. Let's see. What am I doing for the fourth of July 250th anniversary of Independence in America? I'm a prisoner of Connecticut being tortured. There will be no fucking party. Oh, there you go. Oh, no. Yeah, that everybody has the same fourth of July plans. It's 250. 250 is a big one. That's a that's a telltale sign that like every three words looked to the side. Yes. That's a crazy guy. Yeah. Yeah. The head tip. I might bring it to the stage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What am I doing? Are you doing a bunch of road dates? Uh, coming up in the fall. I've been doing some summer just, you know, the summertime doing some stuff. Yeah. Fall. I'm kicking back up. Nice. Firing it up again. Yeah. I'm trying to build new hour, dude. Yeah. That's a, I think that's the most fun, honestly. It's both. Yeah. So you have both emotions, I think, happen. So it happens to me every time as you go, how the fuck am I going to do this? There's no way this is possible. And then when you do, every time you do crack a code, you're like, this is the best. Yeah. It's amazing. It just sucks when you kind of stink for a while again. Yeah. God damn it. I stink again. Yeah. But yeah, I, uh, did you, did you film, uh, you filmed a special in the celebrity theater, right? Yeah. In Phoenix. Dude. How? I did that place. And I was like, this is the hardest. I don't want to have to kind of like cause me check on everybody and work it in the round. Oh, it's nuts. Well, at least like, if they have a screen, you're like, all right, these guys can see me. Too much. Yeah. There's no screens. You're just like, hey, go. I think that I like the, um, for me, because I'm such normally a pretty standstill guy, the little bit of movement that it makes me do, it makes me more engaged. Yeah. You know, because I don't, I don't, I don't also become like hyperactive, but I stay walking the whole time. I think it brings a little something to it, to the energy. I think so. I really, I was in my head during the majority of the hour, but I kept feeling, uh, like a very, it made me almost be very polished and I'd be like talking and everything I say, I was like, I have to believe in this. Yeah. Cause if I'm up here flounder, you can't flounder the round like this. So I had to be like, I kept reminding myself of Christopher Titus. I get that's who I kept thinking of the whole time was up there like. And another thing. Yeah. Like, it was just making me laugh. I was like, damn, I'm Mr. Shobin. There's another one in Long Island. Have you done Westbury? That's also like a 2,000 or 2500 cedar in the round, dude, there's only like two or three left in the country. Really? Yeah. It's fun. I like the, I actually, I do like the round. But I was like, man, this is, we don't have a giant screen to rely on. It's like, yeah, these guys can't see shit back here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're all literally looking at you. Yeah. This is when they sit up front and they still go to the theater, you're like, I'm right in front of you, dude. I'm right here. Yeah. I'm right here. We'll get tickets to see Matt at MattMyHusker.com and check out Matt and Shane's secret podcast on the interwebs and also on Patreon. Thanks for coming in, dude. 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