Lesbo Jihadist w/ Yannis Pappas | Your Mom's House Ep. 874

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thing that somebody can call you is gay and then once you're like 21 and you're at a bar and a gay guy's like nice you're like that felt really good yeah exactly i mean i would i would say that like amongst compliments yeah right after black guy compliments is gay guy compliments i think that if you put it on the compliment and a black gay guy get the fuck out of here that's like the double yeah that's like a double whopper oh my god yeah black gay guys like you look good you're like i do look good yeah the gay guy compliments do feel that i could you could you could compliment me gay oh yeah if you kept following them up like you got beautiful if you just kept going keep going let's see that piece yeah they're like nice you're like dude i'm i'm a fuck i'm feeling it today you got me you got you turned me you know what let me buy some stocks i'm feeling really good yeah yeah you're really fucking feeling yourself nothing better dude no it's the nicest thing it just you know because people don't do it i mean you you go how many days in a row do you go with zero compliments oh so many so many days yeah so many days without a compliment and that's why a homeless compliment is like it's incredible yeah like you of all people took the time to compliment my walk yeah yeah granted he was probably trying to yeah of course get a couple bucks and i don't carry cash anymore so i was like do you have a do you have shopify yeah i was like can i swipe but you know so he was a little disappointed i walked off but the illusion felt good i remember one time i was walking into not a comedy club but like one of those you know the rooms that put on shows like a like a bar show yeah but it was a good one it was in la it was like one of the hot shows and i walked up these stairs and this black dude like he goes man you look like you own this shit the way you come up in here and i was like what's that he was like he's like you look like you're the man right and i was like oh that feels good he was like i go thanks man and you know like you're like feeling good like you're saying he was like hey man you think you can get me on this show i was like oh you just seduced me yeah and then i was like let me see what i can do yeah i was like oh fuck yeah illusions you know as long as you think they're real for a couple seconds they do the trick that's all that you need that's all you need is like to push out the negative self-talk yeah and let somebody tell you everything's good yeah you're doing all right man yeah a boss man yeah yeah that's basically what i'm saying boss man yeah you look like a boss man yeah you look like a boss man yeah you look like a boss man right here yeah some of them immediately feel condescending chief something like chief is is condescending oh yeah chief captain yeah come on lieutenant yeah yeah how you doing yeah you doing sarge in sarge in spanish there's they say things like jefe which is boss yeah patron you know like those they'll say that to be like you're you are the decision maker how about chapo does chapo mean something or that was just his name that was just his nickname you know does it mean like helicopter little man chapo oh little man it's a little guy yeah don't call him i mean yeah if you say like you're a little man i think that probably wouldn't land well yeah but like they have nicknames you know chato chapo like yeah so he was like little wayne but in spanish but like yeah yeah he was like he was the little wayne of mexico yeah mexico yeah yeah he was a real gangster you know what's crazy too is like you hear all these chapo stories if you look at a photo of them and you look behind like if you look at the eyes you're like there's nothing behind these eyes yeah there is zero emotion in any photo i've seen of el chapo the eyes are like and you're like oh that's how you can do this stuff yeah you can't you can't have any empathy and rise to the top and it's funny because you look at a photo look at his photo oh yeah you can just tell there's nothing going on man well do you know he called his uh he used to have um he used to have uh like i guess his own kind of harem uh-huh or like you know and he would call them his vitamins i heard about under a yeah he's called underage girls his vitamins bring me my vitamins because i need you need to have vitamins every day that's what yeah he that's what for him it was like magnesium i mean he was like have i taken one of those i don't know how it's gonna sleep better tonight yeah yeah yeah it's pretty dark yeah you can't rise to the top of the drug game if you're asking people how they feel today no and you can't be like hey let me see your id you're over 18 i'm like that doesn't happen with the drug lords yeah he's not a guy who apologizes to other people a lot no he's like you know what i've done some thinking and i i was wrong i feel like i i read this once that in sinaloa obviously these guys they move around a lot so they don't like they're not like this is my house like they're always but one of his places he used to i guess chill at sometimes was deep into sinaloa and there was a long drive up to it and on the drive up they took uh people who he was punishing or gonna kill and took them to the hospital and they took them to the hospital and they took them to the hospital and tied them up to like trees like cut open bleeding so that on your way to see him you would see that that's what the romans did yeah jesus yeah yeah so you're driving up there and you're like fuck yeah like that guy's fucking guts are split open yeah that so you you know it shows that he's smart he did a little reading because that's also what vlad the impaler did the impaler very famously romans like you see yeah you do a little you send a little message the historical accounts of going up to to see vlad is that they that way before you saw anything you smelled it yeah they were like what the fuck is that and then you'd be like oh it's all these rotting bodies yeah yeah it's a pretty cool move yeah that is a way that's a way to kind of just let you know what the vibe around here is yeah yeah just so you know who you're going to see right now this was his idea yeah yeah yeah the vibe changed a little bit jesus man it's funny that that's kind of his driveway yeah it's like you're rolling up and you're like all right this is the vibe here this is the vibe i better be chill and i better be chill and i better come correct yeah i better come correct and i better stay in pocket i bet a lot of people fucking would walk up like hello like just overly pleasant and it is a great day to be here you got a strong walk young man yeah you look good today dog have you grown you look bigger yeah is there any better compliment by the way than when somebody in public meets you and they're like you're taller than i thought it's really great or i like the slimming down you look you look you look good yeah you look good you look healthy i like yeah did you lose some weight yeah that always feels but like when i whenever you're taller than i thought i'm like how tall do you think i was yeah like fucking five six yeah really and then you're like oh yeah i'm sitting down or like on tv you don't know what anything is do you get that a lot because i get that a lot all the time yeah i get all the time people like i thought you were so small yeah all the time what is it about my face that looks like i'm fucking small they are always like because i'll meet people who i'm taller and they're like you're taller than me and i'm like apparently yeah and then they're like man i'm taller than you and they're like you're taller than me and i'm like i thought you were really short yeah what the fuck really yeah like yeah i thought you were really short i'm like okay i'm like well this feels good you see you're like a strong you're like a legit six between six and six one right around there yeah yeah i've read shoes i got shoes on yeah i'm not taking them off yeah but yeah about and i guess they're like yeah i thought you were like five seven i'm like damn yeah i get that so then you're there like you're half a foot taller than i thought you're like yeah that'd be like if i walked in and i'm six six yeah and you're like oh fuck yeah that's pretty crazy i take it a little insulting like i got little person energy like i take it a little so i'm like yo i'm a six foot guy man get get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here yeah yeah you're a or they'll be like you're a unit yeah like what did you think was walking in here dude yeah they're like just a little dude little little horse jockey i thought was gonna come in here and do a show you're like okay do you think it's because we do comedy and comedy doesn't give off like a tough energy probably kind of shrinks us down i think it's i think so also being super fat when they first saw me they're like oh he's a super fat short guy because you know you see fat you're like that's a little fat guy yeah yeah fat makes you look you think shorter when you think fat right if you're thin you're gonna think longer so then they're just like wow you were carrying a lot of fucking weight on your big body yeah yeah yeah I'm similar I was fat too yeah we what's your fattest 225 that's not that bad yeah what are you at now I'm at 213 yeah it's not bad yeah yeah but it looks I put it on here I notice now five pounds it's right to the face yeah and that's how I know get it together you fat fuck that's what I say yeah which apparently you're not supposed to say that to yourself but yeah you gotta figure out a way to do positive self talk yeah yeah which is what why being in a cult probably feels really good it probably does it probably feels really good everyone's like really nice all the time who do you think in the comedy like circuit of people we know associate with if they wanted to start a cult could do it I think first on my list is Theo Theo I think Theo gang gang I think he could get yeah a hundred thousand people to come with him it's the charisma yeah my co-host Chrissy D could do it too I think so man Chrissy D he could do anything to you and you're like I still love you man you're like we're all here blowing guys this is crazy he's got the charisma just exudes it does the likability yeah I mean it's immediate when he tells me who he was texting today I go you're friends with him too yeah I mean he's like he can befriend anybody yeah he's friends with everybody yeah I text like my wife and that's it dude I was at the professional bull riding yesterday I went to the it was so much fun the PBR thing here in Austin and the guy taking me around he's like yeah you know we do this in New York I was surprised that bull riding he goes we did three nights at MSG I was like that's crazy big like in Manhattan yeah I just wouldn't think that that would be and he was like nah and then you go to it and you're like I get it everybody would have a 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of users agree that Factor meals help them live a healthier life I love the shredded taco bowl there are so many incredible options that will fit whatever you want let's eat real head to factormeals.com slash YMH50off and use the code YMH50off to get 50% off and one free breakfast item per box for one year while supplies last until October 31st 2026 that's code YMH50off at factormeals.com YMH50off at factormeals.com see website for more details I remember once he texted me one of the female from the Lion King I've never seen the Lion King because I'm an adult and my kids aren't there yet but whatever that female the mother and he sent me the cartoon he goes she's not hot to you and I go no it's a cartoon first of all it's an animal second of all it's a cartoon he goes yeah it's fucking hot look at those eyes and I was like it's just funny there's nothing you can do he could definitely start a cult and you know what sometimes being in a cult sounds good because like life gets hard and a good brainwashing sounds nice just clean me out just fucking clean it do I have to worry about anything and they're like no you're here you're here this guy's gonna fuck your wife that's always part of the deal and just do your chores just do your chores and everything's fine smile all the time have that glow the glow on your face hi hi everybody I like when you fuck her yeah things are good we're going we're doing a mass suicide and we're happy about it this feels good I don't have to I don't have to go hunt for food but no we got someone else doing that no we're in Guyana and everything's good you're doing laundry and you're like okay that's cool we live in a commune it's all equal and that guy always is fucking everyone's wife Charlie Manson yeah Charlie Manson or Jim Jones they just that's always part of the cult deal is the top guy's gonna fuck your girl especially if there's a spin on it that's the thing they're not just like I wanna fuck they're like this actually helps us all come together and you're like I get it I get it I get it you should fuck everybody yeah yeah the spirit it has to and you specifically should none of us should you should yeah that's a cool I get it now that you explained it I get it yeah it's brainwashing cleans you out you don't have any thoughts anymore he thinks for you what was the guy the David Koresh David Koresh he was fucking the whole house fucking the whole house the whole compound was getting fucked if you go through him it's usually that's just one of the requirements yeah that's just what they when you do the interview they're like look you're gonna you don't have to think anymore yeah you know we're all this is utopia but also I feel like though that the guys have that lost look but the girls when they interview them are kind of like because they just have a little more they have a little better sense to them and they're like this isn't good when they get to the to interviewing the cult followers it's always the women who are like ah yeah they're just trying to like live so they're like no we're good but then they get out of there and they're like yeah that was pretty fucked up that was bad unless they a few of them got hooked Charlie had the girls Charlie had them he made them he was like go kill those people and they were like I guess that's what we gotta do and they had fun with it they loved it and they're like yeah that was that was all Chuck that wasn't us they signed their work yeah like an artist pigs they wrote pigs everywhere took the blood yeah I like he's like what did I do I've never done anything wrong but it's a man I just talk to people and you're like you gotta do you ever watch there's a great doc about I mean I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy but this doc was incredible where when he was up in San Francisco he was seeing somebody in in the same building across the hall from the guy that was running this experiment for the CIA like where they were doing brainwashing and you're like really at the same time and they're like yeah it was it was in the same building and then from San Francisco he came down to LA and kind of everything I'm obviously like summarizing it quickly but you're like yeah that's pretty crazy that one I buy that one's yeah that one's like that one I buy 9-11 and that one I got questions what are your questions about 9-11 and I did 9-11 disastrously for you know for a little while so I and then that was when the internet got big so I got in I was like I started with loose change like we all do that was the marijuana of like 9-11 conspiracy but like yeah the passport was just conveniently they just found it on the ground oh the one passport yeah just like intact like the buildings pulverized but like the passport just I mean the thing about 9-11 is there's so many questions it's like it's not just one it's like oh I've heard some people I understand having questions I've heard some people be like yeah planes never hit that building I'm like well that part I think I don't go that far and I don't have any idea of what happened I just go it's just some weird stuff it's kind of weird yeah there's a few weird ones I mean yeah big day either way big day big fucking day I do want to say Chrissy told me he texts with little Mo when we were talking about and that was one of the people I was like you text with you're friends with little Mo you know the internet guy who's like he does that thing he's like one of those Italian guys and he was in Japan and he did say one of the funniest things I've ever heard he goes he goes he was texting with Chrissy and he says to Chrissy yeah you gotta imagine dude he was like these people walk around they got like three heads and you know cause of the Hiroshima thing and then he goes you gotta think he goes like when we bombed them like that's like they're 9-11 times 300,000 and it's a good way to describe it that is a pretty good way to describe it 9-11 times 300,000 imagine surviving that yeah do you know about this guy who survived both he survived both there's a guy you can find this there's a guy I forget which one was first Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This guy, yeah, he was, he survived the atomic blast at hiroshima on a business trip and then returned to his hometown of nagasaki isn't that crazy and then he's he's there for then he's like come on man he is the luckiest unluckiest guy it's really it's there he's still pissed you could tell you could tell he's still a little surprised to be here yeah what am i doing here yeah he survived with he suffered upper body burns temporary blindness um yeah i mean can you imagine just when a car alarm goes off with this guy fucking feels like he's just like ah shit i could only imagine yeah i mean my dad was a korea war vet one time a tire popped and he fucking crawled under a cab yeah dude this guy he he he he returned with burns and bandages so he was just like i gotta get out of here and went back how do you get just scathed from a nuke i don't understand yeah i love that he went in to tell his boss about it and the boss probably like yeah okay because you know news didn't travel that fast he's like a big bomb went off in hiroshima you dick yeah you ever see um that the the plane crash and the guy just walks out the only survivor it was recent it was like some indian crash no and for some reason it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen saw and i just watched it over and over again until dying because the plane fucking crashes this was like a year ago two years ago and people are like there's a fireball and then this one guy comes out scrolling on his phone and he was on the plane and somehow he's like the only guy that lived and he came out and he was like checking his phone he had his phone in his head see the new reels that came out while i was on this flight that's just the way he just it was just an ordinary stroll out and people were like that's pretty he like emerged from the fireball that's amazing yeah it's crazy this is crazy it also shows you how addicted we are to our phones it's nuts can't even put it down a plane crash you just got off a like a burnt plane and he's just like man's text didn't go through he's pissed oh it's just green still yeah fuck yeah yeah it's like tyler robinson that's one of the reasons uh one of the evidence against him in the charlie kirk murder was like they just followed his phone it was like you didn't even leave your phone to go to a murder that's insane yeah he's like i can't whatever oh this is it we got it i think this is just one of the funniest things he just emerges like how did he live it's so crazy yeah this one yeah is there any explanation to it he's just rolling he's got his phone with him look at the size of the fireball everyone's dead everyone is dead on that plane he's confirmed on that flight that was confirmed it was absolutely confirmed yeah you know it just reminds me you have to move with urgency and life you know you have to move with here you go this is this is a good reminder of that if you woke up and you're getting by a man if i asked you hey when are you going to remove his penis from your ass you'd say now not as soon as possible right no really you need to move with urgency and move hyper hyper hyper quick this is i like a guy who thinks philosophically like that it's a great analogy yeah move with urgency so you're going to have to figure out how you're going to get out of the car and get out of the car the the idea that you're like i'm going to talk about moving with urgency in this interview what are like situations that i could use to move with urgency use to describe the need to move with urgency and you're like plane crash on fire you know buildings on fire you got to get out of there that kind of stuff and then he was like you're getting you get that guy and nothing in him he was just like this was the one to go with yeah this was a good analogy you want to move with urgency in that situation i'm sure the i want to see the other guy being like no yeah that's you should move with urgency yeah you're not going to say please take it out yeah my only question for that guy is if a guy is currently you know that i mean he's a philosophical guy so i would like to offer a rejoinder uh during this dialectic he uh he's sufficiently overpowered you at that point yeah so if he's like in the middle of stroking yeah i uh i assume you don't have enough power to get that dick out immediately i think you probably don't i think you're just gonna have to wait till he comes and that's actually what the answer is yeah i think you're just gonna have to wait till he comes the other guy should say yeah i think you're waiting till he comes and then you leave then you leave because he's already figured out a way to rape you yeah yeah and he's in you right now he's in you right now so he's probably not you good he's probably pinning you down yeah if you got to that point it's pretty safe to assume you're not going to be able to wiggle out of that you're not getting out of that dude yeah well i hope he hears us that's a pretty good um analogy sir um dude 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got to be a crazy family to come up in it just has to be has to be and this one he just couldn't keep his paws off puss yeah he just could not kid love to paw puss yeah i mean what was the fucking thing i remember when when he started to like he was becoming a candidate you know they always dig up everything on you didn't he like kill an animal and like leave it in the park or some shit like that yeah the bear that bear story is a little wild it's wild yeah they they killed a bear and then they went and dumped it in Central Park for some reason. It was a big national news story and nobody knew who did it and they figured out it was him. It was him. He was like, look, man, I was back then. I was just fucking eating all the pussy I could get my paws on. Yeah, like I just had an eight ball. I don't know what's going on. Fuck. But first of all, it was 2014. That was not that long ago in his life. He wasn't a kid. No. I mean, right? He was a grown-ass man. I mean, you'd think he was like 50-something. So it says in 2014, Kenny was driving in New York for a trip when a woman in front of him hit and killed a young bear with her van. What? Kenny pulled over, put the bear in his vehicle, was planning to skin it and put the meat in his fridge. Okay. After a long day of falcon hunting and a late dinner in the city, he realized that he had to catch a flight and didn't have to take the carcass home. Okay. That's not what happened, dude. That's fucking. The dog ate my homework. Yeah, that's what that is. That's what that is. I was on a fucking three-day bender. Yeah. And I thought I could kill a bear with my hands. And guess what? I fucking could. Yeah. And then I didn't know what to do with it. Turns out meth does give you superpowers. That's totally insane. Yeah. Yeah. There's something behind that. It's funny because there was a period when he was running where they just kept coming out with stuff he did. Yeah. Like his daughter or niece or something was like, yeah, one time he cut a shark's head. Yeah. Yeah. And they tied it to the head of the. And he was like, yeah, that too. He was just admitting it all. Like, yeah, it was a wild time. So anyway, vaccines are shit. Vaccines are shit. And we shouldn't fucking have them. I don't want this to distract from my main point. Yeah. Yeah, I did a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah. I had a little problem with the old Kiwi. I like that. Yeah. But your kid's autistic because of vaccines. Absolutely. Yeah. Thanks, RFK. I think the autism thing is where. I think those are the ones that are evolving. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be okay. You really think so? I think autism is human evolution. Yeah, they're going to be. For the AI age and the tech age, they're the new form of humans. They're going to be okay. And we're all like, oh, how do we help this? And they're like, you don't need to help this. Yeah. We're like, you know, we're like the Neanderthals. We're going away. Yeah. Like a lot of autistic people have like a special gift, you know? And like when you see it, you're like, how is this fucking possible? You know, like some of them have like incredible performance, proficiency with numbers and math. And you're like, trying to repair this? Right. This is a superhuman. It's a superpower. Yeah. That's going to be very conducive to the new era. And I like when they don't take social cues well. I like that. It's fun. It's really fun. When they stare at you a little too long. Yeah. Or you're talking and they walk away and you're like, well, I fucking, I didn't bring my A game. So he's like, I'm bored. I'm leaving. I kind of dig it. That's what they said Napoleon did. Did he? Yeah. He would just, you'd be in the middle of the sentence. Yeah. It's a real power move. I mean, my dad used to do that constantly. He did, huh? Yeah. I don't know if it was Vietnam War trauma or what. Yeah. But he would be like talking to you. And then all of a sudden he would like turn and like turn on the TV. And you're like, what the fuck? Like you're in the middle of telling him something. And then you're like, dad. And he's like, what's that? I'm like, I was just talking. And he goes, what did you want? I'm like, I was like halfway through it. And he's like, okay. And then you go back. One time I told my friend in college, my roommate came home with me. It was like a spring break. And he came up, he was like, oh shit. And I go, what? He goes, I was just talking to your dad. And he just walked away in the middle of our conversation. So he was in his bedroom. And I was like, hey, my friend just said that, you know, he was, oh, I was bored. I go, you just left him? And he was like, yeah, I'm bored. Didn't think anything of it. Maybe Asperger's with him. I don't know. Yeah. Or just war trauma. Maybe war trauma. I don't think anyone goes to an actual war and comes back the same guy. No. I don't think you see a guy a year before and then see him afterwards. And it's just the same. It's interesting because your dad was in war too. I had a therapist told me this one time. And I'd never thought of it in this context. He was like, he goes, you never knew who your father was like before that. The guy that you know as your dad was a totally different guy at one point before that experience. And I was like, oh, I kind of believe. Like once he said it, I was like, yeah, he was. Your dad might have been like, I don't know how he was, but like a different personality and then experienced the most traumatic, like thing you can experience and shifted. I never thought about that. That like hit me when you said, I was like, oh shit, that's true. It's like he was telling me that. And I was like, oh yeah, like my dad could have been like this. Who knows? Jovial, outgoing. I don't know. And then goes to the worst thing you like combat, like just bodies being blown, your friends dying. And no human is supposed to experience this. Then comes home and is like, all right, back to normal. And you're like, nah, that shit's not happening. And they cope the way, the best way they can. Yeah. But it's a different person. That is like a perfect way to say it. Right. When you said that, I was like, oh shit, that's so true. It really impacted me too. It's like prison. A person that comes out of like a 10 year sentence. That's not the same guy who went in. That's a different experience. That's so wild. I don't know. We don't know our dads. We know killers. Yeah. We know a couple of killers who have mixed feelings about it. You know what? I don't know. I don't know how your dad was about when, if you brought up war, would he hated it? He, did he talk about it or did no, no, you know, a few times I got him to talk about it, but, uh, he hated it. And he said, he actually said a few things like, cause he was decorated, right? He was part of a, he was a Lieutenant. Um, and so he was decorated because his job, he was a liaison Lieutenant with the Greek battalion because NATO was there. It was in Korea. So, uh, he actually like called in the artillery from Douglick. Douglick Smith, MacArthur's son was like the, in charge of that theater of war or that whatever those battalions. And so he would call in the artillery. So his job was basically to figure out where, where to, uh, where the Chinamen were and launch. Yeah. And, uh, so he was decorated. So I was like proud of that when I was young and he got mad, like scary mad. And he was like, let me explain to you what this is. He goes, I got these medals because you can't pin a medal on a dead guy. Damn. And that's, he was basically, he's like, that's pretty powerful. He's like, whoever lived, they just hand it to you. And he was, he told me war is hell. And he's just, he said the thing that freaked him out most, cause he saw bodies. He used to check the bodies out. They'd go out to the, after the artillery. Cause that was like one of the first wars where you just were launching shit at each other. Like they barely, the Chinese and the America or Americans or NATO troops never saw each other. They just launched fucking bombs at each other. And then afterwards you go inspect the carnage. And, uh, he told me the only thing that freaked him out. He saw all these dead bodies, blown up parts, but he said, the only thing that freaked him out is he went into this like tent or whatever, where they had wrapped the bodies in these white cloths. And he said that freaked him out and like haunts him to this day for whatever reason. It's, I mean, it's, that's the thing is it's supposed to haunt you and freak you out. Yeah. It's supposed, I mean, my dad had this thing where if anybody asked about Vietnam, he would just start, he would talk, talk, talk. He went the other way with it. So much talking. Yeah. And, and I was just like, oh, it feels like he's just like so well adjusted. And then towards the end of his life, like I remember one time we were talking and he was like, yeah, you know, he, he would always tell me stories about, well, all kinds of things, but sometimes about the men, he was a Lieutenant also, he had a platoon of 70 men and he would tell me stories about the ones he lost. And then towards the end of that, he was like, you know, um, I think about those guys every day and I go every day, he goes every day. And then he goes, I think the war really affected me. I was like, I go, are you just having that realization? He was like, yeah, he goes, I think it really affected me. I was like, you're 72. Like that's, that's just having this realization. Yeah. He would tell me in, in what happened was as I got older, the stories would get grittier and more real. When I was a kid, he was like, oh yeah, that's not, you know, it's nothing. And I didn't know anything about it. And then one time I'm sure he described a war crime and I was like, you did that? He was like, uh, no, I heard about that. And I was like, uh, okay. It sounds like you did it. Yeah, uh, everyone has their different way of coping, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. Vietnam. Yeah. I'm so glad I didn't experience war. That's on, you know, it's like if you ever have a problem with gratitude. Yeah. Just think I wasn't in a war. Some guys were in wars. And now, you know, on Instagram, how you can watch war and like how these guys are, it's no longer like a foxhole. It's like, oh, here's a drone. It's just going to blow up. It's next to you. That's horrific, man. I hate those videos where they get like the Russian guy. Yeah. And the drone just follows him. The guy just knows it's over. It's over. He's just like, all right, make it quick. It's terrible. Yeah. I think that that's, Adam, that feels like an unfair weapon for war. Yeah. Not that anyone's not going to use it now, but you see that and you're like, this is, this shouldn't count. The whole thing. Once artillery, once like industrialization got to a certain point, none of it's fair. No. It's just lobbing bombs from up there. You know, you're like, whoopsie, we hit a school. That's, yeah, the whoopsies are always like, yeah, that was, we got bad intel. Sorry about those kids. Sorry about that. It's really, it's fucking terrible. Yeah. We got to stop war at some point. Do you, do you live in Queens? Is that right? No. No. I grew up in Brooklyn and now I live outside of New York a little bit. You live outside of New York. Have you, you've been to Harlem before. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever gone to? the Atlas Church. no this you got to go when you're because you can actually um you could actually go to this service we're looking for someone that would go to the service you know you can't manage niggas you can't trust me i've been working with him for 45 years a nigga just ain't gonna do the right thing he got attitude about everything pastor man he ain't for the black man he didn't get the black man then you got rap music damn he's awesome dude you must have watched uh chris rock special the night before he's got so many hits dude yeah he's got so many hits um where's this one here oh yeah this one's pretty great this is sometimes you get footage from the service but he also does like a podcast setup oh yeah so he'll be like you know somebody didn't tell you get off the government welfare get off these damn these niggas these niggas are better at neurosciences at knowing how to work the government to get money from the government for every damn thing from tennis shoes to g-spring these niggas nobody ever told them since they've been since dr king let me tell you something since the days of dr king all niggas have ever heard is that the government owes you the government owes you reparation get money from the government they ain't never heard of get a job get a job get them get a job get a job damn it nigga get a job you know motown by the way huge motown fan i could tell by that this is a guy who's got the n-word pass and uses it he definitely does not hold it back yeah but i mean you could tell he's really fired up about this stuff yeah he is oh man yeah wow uh i'm glad he's making content you know because he's got things to say and he's been preaching there for i believe like 30 40 years um up in harlem you know knows the community well there it is the atla world missionary church um what is that 30 what is that 38 west 123rd street yeah he's right up there right up there in harlem yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna drop in i would love yeah if you i would dress nice yeah go to a service yeah i'll put on a purple suit that'd be fucking tight orange something yeah you don't stand up i mean he he he he hits all the marks you know yeah let me tell you something you want to have sex with another man you want to go inside of his lower intestines and pack whatever is in there pack his dong stack it all up by you pushing in there and pushing it you want to do that knock yourself out homie you want to pack another man's doodoo that's your business if you find delight in that i i find it a borer but if if that's what packing another man's doodoo brings you on knock yourself out bro i just want to tell you the bible says it's wrong the bible says it's wrong but anybody else would have a brain would understand there must be something wrong with you you want to go inside of another man's asshole and pack it dumb i just picture an old woman in a church house of course i i would think that that audience is always like yo yeah that's what that place is made for how on earth can you elevate that up gets past the man and preaching you see where you see where jesus ah yeah he um man he always like he hits a lot of the hot topics you know get a job being gay yeah um society uh they have no idea of the worth of what we lost of what we used to be we used to be a powerful people they've destroyed that the filmmakers the rappers dr king whoa they have destroyed who we were whoa no authors in the home anymore that one came out of left field yeah right you didn't know that was jesus coming after that one oh dude you don't know about this dr martin luther king was one of the most racist people that ever walked upright on planet earth somebody needs to say it somebody needs to tell y'all why you're lazy why you don't own anything it isn't that economic opportunities don't develop it is that you can't have a string of restaurants sylvia went down to atlanta and tried to establish her sylvia but the won't work they don't want to come in on time they got a bad attitude about everything and they don't want to prepare the food consistently the same way you can't have a management of a restaurant global rest chain of restaurants without good management and you can't manage you can't trust me i've been working with him for 45 years a just ain't gonna do the right thing he got an attitude about everything don't turn on your audience like that i know yeah i mean you gotta it's pretty crazy you gotta know the crowd up there is probably not white my favorite is when he hits these like special preacher voice things it's like so it's not just the message but like what he does got attitude about everything that's that's fantastic there's another one if you go to his page where he's talking about a preacher that he owed money on if you go to his instagram i'll tell you which one it is a preacher who owed money on his his mortgage for the church yeah and they let it go and then he shits on jay-z and fat joe and then he when he says when he's talking about it he goes he says they heard about it and the way he says heard about it is so unbelievable it's so perfect so these let's see um scroll scroll i'll just say this this guy is an instant follow oh my god leave her i'm going oh it's an it's an incredible every day when i wake up this is my church i i get on yeah and i just go what's the new thing for today he doesn't even have to tell me to smash that subscribe button i'm in hold on we got to find this one because it's so great this guy's got what you call the it he's got it god he's got it yeah edward earl johnson pastor of the my very dear friend dr edward earl johnson pastor of the staid mount mariah baptist church at 20 50 5th avenue and he's got it he's got it he's got it yeah edward earl johnson pastor of the my very dear friend dr edward earl johnson pastor of the staid mount mariah baptist church at 20 50 5th avenue and he's got it he's got it he's got it he's got it yeah edward earl johnson pastor of the staid mount mariah baptist church at 20 50 5th avenue fell behind in this mortgage went into foreclosure and the whole baptist ministers conference some 450 preachers out of new york and vicinity the american baptist the national baptist convention and all churches in general let the bank close down that church and throw that pastor out he died two months later none of these came to support these hip-hop these that's making millions of dollars jay-z and fat joe and all the rest of them heard about it you think they will come today all they owe was a couple hundred thousand dollars preachers and churches themselves could have taken up an offering to say they don't give a damn don't care about if you think a gonna help you you got another thing coming don't care i mean that speech heard it that is wild the thing about this guy that's so amazing is i know that he is huge in mississippi they love this guy ryan sickler had the best idea that jesse lee peterson and him have to get together oh you've seen jesse yes yes that would be unreal man i mean you just the audience i just see a bunch of white guys going that that's exactly right do you follow suede the remix god no he he put him on too get your ass a job get a job out free sandwiches and hell i'm glad damn get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job I can't. I get pissed off. I get pissed off. The internet is the best. It's the greatest, yeah. Oh, my God. Shout out to Suede. That was unbelievable. I love when they make the songs and stuff like that. Oh, dude. He's an instant follow, by the way. Oh, his page is unbelievable. I got to check him out. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Yeah. That's what they call a club banger right there. Oh, that's a banger, dude. Yeah, holy shit. Do you remember things like, do you remember Fergie at the All-Star National Anthem? Yes, yes. Suede did hers. Oh, yeah. He did a song for that. It's, I mean, that was like eight years ago, but it's fucking unbelievable. I got to see it. He does it all the time. He's always finding like- Oh, God. You know. God. viral worthy stuff and do it yeah so again pastor manning shout out to pastor manning open invite to come here on the show i'd love to chat with you um hope we can make that happen that would be great to get him in here oh my god yeah dude all i would do is just ask questions and sit the fuck back yeah no he's uh yeah you know i don't think he lets other people talk that much no no he's got a lot to say he by the way i we didn't play it for you but he's got a lot of he i don't know if you if you see it in the text zolo on his page something with mandami but he hates mandami and i thought it was like as he looks for it if if you could tell me um what's it been like living in new york like with do you notice a change when a mayor comes in because i feel like most places you're like there's a new mayor whatever like you don't really notice it you know i think it takes i think you know i think it takes there's a honeymoon period at the beginning i mean he's enacting a lot of things or he's talking about enacting a lot of things the rent is uh the highest it's ever been who knows how much that has to do with the rent freezes or whatever i don't know the economics of it but um you know new york's a big city so i think it'll take a little longer but you know the people who love them have audience capture the people who hate them you know have audience capture but it's takes a little second he's really polarizing right i mean i feel like you feel it more in the city i mean from a distance you go oh people love him or hate him yeah he's polarizing i think because he you know is he's a self-proclaimed socialist so in america we hear that we we free yeah and then you hear him say things like we got to seize the modes of production you go it's like that yeah it's like that uh what are you taking leonardo dicaprio mean what was that yeah what was that he goes nah they always go no no not like that i don't mean it like that i just mean we have to you know have a bloody revolution and cut off all the heads of the capitalists and you go what and he goes no i'm just saying health care yeah cut off funding for israel that's all we want it's a it's a dance they do yeah it's a little dance what's that one say about mondami manning for mayor there this muhammad mondami boy wouldn't know his butthole from a hole in the ground that boy was able to promote a free ride in new york city and the young people went for a hook line and sinker i mean what kind of gullible fool anyway would believe that you can get a free bus ride lord have mercy on my soul how many chickens have i stole one last night and two before and going back tonight to steal some more a free bus ride every time i think about how ludicrous that is i don't know when you get a free ride you're in prison or something or you're in some communist nation and the government runs everything it takes your money so you don't have any money to give them the devil has interposed this liar this con man this slickster got everybody jumping up and down talking about a free bus ride when everybody knows there ain't no such thing as a free ride but yet he's able to penetrate the foolishness and ignorance send me down the city hall make a donation this oh so he is he is actually running it sounds like he's making a running yeah wow i mean uh you know it's nice to it's it's really weird when you watch those videos and you see one you go like yeah yeah i kind of see well the one that i was thinking of is when he talks about mandami and his lesbo wife he says that oh because she's got the short haircut he's like a lesbian wife yeah yeah yeah heard about it yeah yeah yeah yeah this guy he's uh he's he picks up a vibe and he goes with it yeah he really go he goes with it he doesn't ask too many questions i want to get the details i mean he kind of reminds me of just like a seasoned comic where you're like this guy knows his voice yeah you know he's got absolutely lame this you you this is a guy you don't have a problem with he's got his lane this guy's got a feature for you no oh he's closing out can you imagine preaching and you're like you should i go first or you and you're like i'll i'll go first yeah you can you can preach last this is the guy you want closing the show yeah a hundred percent there's no way to like you can't escalate there you go here we go yeah i mean had a celebration down the city hall of all the immigrants all the muslims all the immigrants down there no he's a jihadist at core his wife is a lesbo jihadist supporter into fodder believer you're talking about monday they're gonna give us a free bus ride hell it doesn't matter if they're handing out free sandwiches and hell i ain't going lesbo jihadist that's a crazy label that's a that's you know but you know what i get it i get it that's the thing is a good preacher paints a picture he does yeah and you're like lesbo yeah lesbo jihadist lesbo jihadist i guess that could technically be a thing but only truly in america which lets you know how great a country america is it's really fantastic you can be whatever you want kanye west was a nazi yeah i mean and he's black i mean you whatever dream you have you can if you want to be a lesbian jihadist yeah you can be a jewish nazi whatever it is i don't even think we have spent enough time as a nation discussing that his hitler song was so catchy and you're like you're like man that was a fucking jam yeah and the whole thing you were then you were like here's the funny thing i remember that came out i was like that's a catchy ass song it's crazy and then you're like i wish there was like a version that was less hitlery yeah and then he put that out and you're like yeah but and that hitler one's pretty good yeah it's like you don't want to listen to the song without the curses yeah you're like i treat that song like heroin like i knew like oh i gotta stay away from this yeah yeah because it's gonna be in my head i'm gonna be pumping it well that was the whole that was the thought behind it i think he was like make a banger about it yeah and then he was like i'm gonna be hitler and you're like that's crazy yeah yeah it's so it's a wild time yeah it's a wild time you go online and it's just everyone's relitigating hitler mao it's just everything's up for grabs isn't that crazy yeah pretty soon gangas con because there's gonna be people going like gangas built some roads you know you're scrolling and there'll be like a hit like a hitler speech yeah and you go in the comments and people are like guy was just speaking from the heart and you're like what's going on and then you're like what's going on and then you're like what's going on what the fuck like so many people are like we miss him i like when they go like this is why they'd ever translated it yeah and you go yeah because the guy had the riz yeah the guy had as the kids say aura he really did he really did little fella really spoke from the heart yeah yeah i mean you know none of those there's nobody who gets that big who is boring no because i think ultimately that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing we despise the most yeah it's not a liar yeah it's not a bad person it's boring it's boring imagine would we be watching pastor manning speech if i was like hey this is a really boring pastor yeah you'd be like well no if you or if you said like look at how intelligent and well thought out this guy is we'd be like all right let's pick it up no i'll play because you're like what the fuck is he gonna say next yeah yeah exactly it's an interesting thing i think that may be the thing humans hate the most it's just bored it's boring yeah well think about like i i don't know i don't you know my kids are always just like i'm bored and you realize you've just not been entertained for like 30 seconds yeah and they're like what do i do i'm like but fucking be bored yeah they nobody now we were bored for longer obviously your parents would be like stare out the window look at a fucking tree and you're like okay but now they're like no i have this engagement all the time all the time yeah i mean we were kids we used to take a shit and stare at a shower curtain yeah yeah yeah exactly or like hope someone wrote something racist on the public stall to entertain yeah just we'd be looking at that oh man no now it's like bored everyone's bored even like like you know if you talk to um like the platforms like people at youtube netflix it's like what can you make this like even faster can you make a great three minute show yeah like three minutes like yeah by the way your show that opening scene uh fucking leveled me oh really when when you got a boner oh yeah at the beginning yeah remember when the police shoot out yeah yeah you smile i was fucking dying oh thanks man thank you very much thanks for watching it dude i watched the whole season it was so funny i loved it it's so thank you it's a fucking fun show to make yeah it's basically like i feel like i went to film school yeah and then they were like just make a bunch of little movies and they just let us have fun yeah they give us almost literally almost no notes on anything they're basically like don't say the n-word and just have fun yeah and you're like i'm like can i bring on pastor manning come on uh yeah it was i just i really loved it i'm genuinely saying i enjoyed the whole thing thank you so much even when you played the girl i was like you pulled that off too i tried tommy got some acting jobs i tried i tried man i tried to be a good caitlin and a good uh patricia yeah the crazy thing is i i called my boys that day from the trailer that's which i was like what's up it's patricia and they were just like you could see they were like what the fuck and then my kids call me back they're like can you can you put patricia on the phone and they were like can you at least do it because we want to talk to her more yeah like they actually at first i was like i think i just traumatized them for life like what happened to my dad but they were just like this is the best yeah when i watched i go damn i didn't know tommy had that in his bag oh thanks man because you know you're like an in pocket kind of comedian yeah i was like this dude doing character work character work patricia right there yeah yeah love that one too that one was fun yeah there's speaking on the boredom thing do you think there was like a time where the disciples jesus was talking and one of them was just like this one of them hit like that's right and then he's like jesus like what the what was that i'm just a fucking son of god i'm giving you i'm hitting you with the truth and he just hit a yawn like like no i just last night yeah it's like my neck sorry dude i was i was totally captivated but he's like no you just yawned i'm the son of god son of god i'm giving a sermon on the mountain you just fucking yawned i you know the thing is no it was okay what did i just say he's like i kind of i kind of i kind of zoned out i told that for a second i got really you've been going for a little while for for me jesus and they're like yeah man what are you thinking about he's like don't you know yeah you're supposed to know yeah do you think jesus on the server of the mount too like saw the one guy who wasn't laughing or engaged like we do when we see that one guy in the crowd one guy who's just focused on that guy yeah for sure he's like i'm trying to give a i keep looking at you what's up dude yeah dude what is it do you feel like you learned over time that like the longer you do it if you see that you go ignore that shit yeah i've gotten better at it same every time i see somebody i could be i can see all these people laughing having a good time and you just see one guy who's like not even looking up he's like and you want to go the fuck are you and you go don't do it this is going to derail everything yeah because you've done it many times and then you're like why did i do that i just ruined the whole momentum everything's done after that all these other people had no idea this guy existed this was happening and they're like we're having it it's like when you're i was like if you're early on when you're up there and you're like this is a weird crowd if you go you guys are weird afterwards people will be like what was weird what are you talking about and then you're like oh like they that was you picking up on something yeah but you don't tell them they're weird yeah you know it's uh i think it's an unfortunate thing in america is that so that's called the negativity bias we all have it's like supposedly through evolution we want to fit in for survival and so like that's just the internet like you know outrage like fuck and i hate what he said and or it shows up in that way when you're doing a show and one guy becomes the salient most prominent thing yeah though it doesn't represent the reality you hear one story of a horror story and then you just attach your perception of what that issue is based on that one horror story and that we've just we've just become a society that uh like frames our reality through the negativity bias yeah and it's just reinforced the algorithm reinforces it loves it and it's so bad for you that's how we've gotten to this point where we just have like extremes as the norm it's crazy yeah you know people going like we don't have health care it's like yes we have a major major problem with health care it's bad it's bad it's bad but like 92 of people are covered you go yeah i understand it gets expensive all those problems are true but there's also like a million stories where it worked out right you know so there's a lot of them where it didn't but and there's major problems i'm not saying that but it just people just go say things like and that becomes the reality yeah they hear one nightmare or 10 nightmares or 29 and they're not wrong about those nightmares but that's just when that's your entire reality then you frame everything and if you live on the internet that shit it just snowballs it just kind of snowballs and nuance just disappears completely completely um you should run for mayor by the way i'm gonna run for mayor and that's you know who's gonna be my vp because we can't really have him as the head honcho because uh yeah you know there's a lot of clips to dig up oh man yeah but does that even matter anymore like with rfk they've i ate a head i dumped a bear yeah like you're my voice is this way from pussy yeah like whatever you're in you're in dude yeah no can you imagine you and manning as a one-two duo it would be good that would be incredible he'd be like let me get up there and say a couple bars yeah and you're like not this one sit this one out this one's on tv you're like dude it's black history month he's like it's some bullshit some bullshit let me tell you about these heard about it yeah he's good for nothing i cannot wait for his speeches every day all right is this funny to you or fun like or terrible horrible or hilarious hell yeah that's a crazy place to stand right oh my god oh my god that's wild how does it cut off there we don't get to see the aftermath of that that's not ai like for sure for certain that's not ai guys is it no that's real now whose idea is to fucking set up there who who's the producer who said we want to get that shot oh my god and who's the camera guy that said that's a great idea i mean who that guy that's you see mid fall falling will never have the same life no dude he's his whole life is different yeah that's insane dude do you think they told the writers like just so you know there's a fucking news team across the finish line make sure you go around them or like they're good they'll figure it out i have to admit that i am uh this is one of the most confusing things i've ever seen i can't this is where it ends right there's no more of this that's where it ends that's insane yeah who the fuck hits like stop at this point who sets up a camera oh my god there i don't understand is that a boom mic overhead yeah yeah yeah and that guy's like oh shit i'm over here that looks crazy give credit to that dude he was able to get out of the way somehow i know and there's two people getting just trucked right now right dude that's so insane bro i mean yeah so oh my god this is just oh that's so that is this is one of the worst things where we've had how did they convince that guy well you know they told them they're like you're fine these are pros they're just gonna go on either side of you don't worry and you're like oh okay all these actors all these horses are professional actors they know how to hit their mark yeah you don't have to worry to say it again we already told them okay yes they're wild animals yes they could be a little unpredictable but these are stanislavski trained actors are pros they know how to hit their mark you tell them one time and that's it holy shit going right past the camera they're not even gonna they're not gonna break the fourth wall they're going right through they're not gonna know you're there they're not you're not even there yeah it's amazing yeah watch wow he's fucked this is where you need a location scout yeah to go there's a wire there yeah how do you no one tells him you see them on your way up do you think he was gonna just scoot around him see that that sucks and he's hurt he's way better he's doing way better than the horse people the the horse guy is dead you gotta can we find out more about that can somebody about the horse one yeah we we have the info no no serious injuries it was part of a a film shoot in russia yeah that wasn't supposed to happen you know russian horses are a lot like russian actors you got to just kind of keep drilling it with them that's crazy no serious injuries i feel like that's state media being like everything's fine that's possible but also both those that outcome and the idea make a lot more sense to me now the russian yeah like yeah russians kind of want to do it yeah they love dying yeah they love it dude or like you go this is pretty dangerous they're like not pussy no i'm not pussy yeah you pussy yeah okay it's not dangerous yeah i'm pussy i don't want to stand where the horse is running yeah i yeah this could have that decision could be made after a lot of drinking holy shit man that's so crazy don't do this at home okay it's pretty cool oh wow i think i see where this might be going coming down huh there's gonna be a spinal injury she's just kind of oh yeah you nailed it dude i love these sounds i love these sounds it's the best good because you know what this this real pain that's real pain when it really hurts you do that that is okay is she okay i don't know it feels like she wouldn't be yeah i mean that's definitely some you know trauma yeah i don't know to what degree it sounds yeah those sounds are great i you know trauma yeah i don't know to what degree it sounds yeah those sounds are great i mean that's there's like degrees of being hurt and you're like when you go like oh fuck fuck fuck you're actually you're fine yeah if you start trouble breathing and you can't articulate it you're in real danger yeah that's real pain maybe some sort of paralysis maybe could be could be we don't know about her right according to her caption she's fine oh great so you're happy to hear it i don't like when someone's permanently damaged you just want to laugh at the actual yeah i'd like the the pain also it was just one of the stupidest ideas yeah yeah what was she even doing oh my god that was her spider-man stunt i don't know what she was doing i mean she landed wasn't that like neck where let's see how she hop neck back look at this right here oh yeah that's that's pretty rough yeah oh yeah that's the vertebrae yeah that's right there hmm that could have been a fractured vertebrae she's like i'm fine yeah that's crazy dude that doesn't seem fine man So either she just fell from the ceiling When you hear that noise Or a black guy with one of the biggest cocks You've ever seen Is just jackhammering That's with that Only two things that could produce that music The only time I've heard it Alright here we go Yeah look at this car He got back in I love the fucking play by play What the freak She need to get out of there This guy's gonna help you Oh no Oh my god Oh my god She's okay Is she okay? Is she okay? Shirtless guy caused that But it was somebody else in the car Oh my goodness is they okay? Well you know what drive away Is she okay? If you wanna know drive away Is she okay? Let's go That's a great way to find out Is she okay? Just keep going America Oh my god that is so America I feel like a lot of parts of the world Immediate pull over run out help Here they're like god I hope The person's okay Hope they're alright Yeah Gotta go That is absolutely one of my favorite We're gonna get ice cream Yeah I got stuff I got stuff coming man Louis CK's joke when he says His family was in town And he'd never been to New York And they go on the subway And there's like a guy like Bleeding on the ground And his family's like They're from the Midwest And they're like oh my god We gotta help this guy And Louis goes no we don't We don't do that here You just ignore that You just ignore that And people are like horrified Yeah yeah They're horrified Horrified Horrified Horrified I remember one time I was This year I was driving With my mom in the passenger seat And somebody was stranded On the side of the road And as we're pulling up I go don't look at them Cause then they'll think We might help them And she was like what And I was like don't don't don't You gotta act like you don't see them And she got so mad at me And I was like do you wanna get out And she was like yes And I go no you don't You're pretending that you wanna get out You don't wanna get out Right you're doing it for the likes Oh man she got so fucking mad It does mess up your day It does You go ah You're like come on By the way they weren't stranded In the desert No They were on fucking US 1 In Florida They were okay Yeah Oh shit Oh I know where this is going to Oh These are gonna be some good screens Yeah Yeah See It's a different scream That's a scream of terror A terror scream is different Than I'm in horrific pain right now Right The terror is so You can feel the fear in his scream you know Yeah that's the one that makes a serial killer come Exactly He's like well I keep doing it Cause this is how I come Yeah That's why there's 27 bodies That's right Yeah Yeah He's like he needs that Do we know Did he make it Oh this says read me Hold on Sorry I can tell you The tourist lunges mauls him Aftermath The tourist survived With injuries reported as minor Wow Yeah I think that's why These are allowed on the net Otherwise they'd be on the dark net Yeah If his head was missing Yeah that would be crazy And here's the park Decided to cancel Tiger walking activities Yeah We can take a little hiatus on that And figure out what went wrong This isn't good press guys No that's not great No let's keep them behind the That's gonna hurt your bottom line People yeah You're gonna get a lot of calls For refunds for tickets at that point It's crazy how everything is dictated By just money Just economics That's it They're just like It's not a good look We're gonna have less visitors Yeah We're gonna ban it Yeah Does anyone Is the guy Does he know about lawyers Is he gonna sue It's just all about that Yeah It's like that You ever see Burn After Reading Yes J.K. Simmons And they're like He's like what's going on The guy's like well You know We have an issue with this guy He's like oh fuck And they're like no But the one guy Killed the other guy He's like good Great And he's like but The one other guy He's in the hospital He's like oh for fuck's sake And he goes no But I don't think He's gonna survive He's like alright This is great That's just a guy That runs a company Great Great fine We don't have any legal problems Dead No one knows he's dead Great And when these videos come up I think it's I think it's almost moral And I think we all agree You always root for the animal In something like that You root for the animal Bear mauling Yeah yeah When somebody's trying to take a picture With a moose or whatever The moose shit is insane Yeah I had no I had no idea The size Oh they're so big It's so unbelievable To see the size of one of these They look like cartoons It looks like a manufactured animal You saw that one video Where the one's like walking by the highway And like an SUV comes by And he's like three times Yes That's the one I'm thinking of Yeah I also saw one where A person Apparently If you ever see a moose In the wild And they show The whites Of their eyes Like if they open up They're about to fuck you up And there's a guy He's like Alright Moose Like get away from me And the moose just like Looks up and he goes Like big eyes And he's like That's enough Like tries to talk it down And then he just gets trampled By a moose Down boy Oh my god Yeah it doesn't work at that point I never had that Growing up I never thought Like what's some of the scariest shit That's definitely on the scary list Yeah Yeah I went to Montana And I went to that grizzly bear There's a grizzly bear reserve there And there's no wall or anything And so you just have to rely On these grizzly bears Being incredibly docile Which they are Uh huh But like if that grizzly bear Wanted to It's over It's He had like this much To jump over Yeah Oh my god I gotta get out of here Since I gotta go to the The dentist I'm actually Holy shit India just Has it all man They They do it all in the street too They do it all in the street They do it all in the street I saw a guy getting his ear cleaned there He gives the guy like a dollar And the guy just fucking pulled out ear wax And haircuts were like a dollar Yeah that's a storefront right That's his sign That's his storefront Yeah That's his storefront And there's no I guess there's no No one's like hey You can't do that here It's just fine It's totally yeah The restaurants are on the street Everything's on the street It's incredible man Yeah It's fucking incredible Um Okay I uh It's just Totally no Novocaine for that No Right No no That's a straight pull Straight pull Yeah we're doing this like it's the third century Maybe a swig Maybe a swig of whiskey Before maybe the bottle's underneath And we don't see it Yeah Can you Is there anything more horrific Than the idea of somebody putting pliers in your mouth To rip a tooth out Maybe a tiger maul on you Yeah Tiger maul That's one I'd go with this one over that Yeah Yeah It's so funny I keep thinking about those screams They're just Those are fear screams Terror screams Yeah it's total terror Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah The other lady was just like That's like I don't know if I'm gonna live Do you think like sometimes If they only get the footage On like a murder of the sounds They bring in like a sound expert What's going on here Yeah No that's a terror scream Yeah Oh Yeah Oh No no no Yeah that's a That's a fall That's a traumatic fall You still looking for this person Yeah Cause you're not gonna find him Yeah That was their last breath Yeah Also I know You're gonna go to the airport If you need a ride Here in Austin, Texas What's up What's up It's ATX Hood Driver Look If you want me to drive To your hood Let me know Look I drive to Leander Cedar Park Round Rock Pflugerville Georgetown Then the other 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