[MUSIC] [MUSIC] You're listening to the gas digital network. [MUSIC] [MUSIC] The finest of the flavors. [MUSIC] Once again, the finest of the flavors. Once again, another waiver. [LAUGH] The finest of the flavors. It must suck to be in a band that's not cool. I know people love them still, but it's like, you know your thing's not cool. At least if your body ballstone's never felt cool. If you were the darkness, you had a couple shredding songs. And then that's it. But at least you don't have to go love. Is that them? What? It would be even a thing to go love. I don't have bit of bit of bit of ball. It's a real rock song, as opposed to like, yeah, many ballstones. No. That would suck. Here's a problem. The one hit wonder, you're like, you have this moment where everyone loves this one song. And that's it. Even as gay as it looks and hides and stuff, like poison got to go on stage and feel cool. Like the bare naked ladies when you go up there and stay. They had it not seriously in the 90s or fucking the air next to you. That's a job. You guys don't feel cool. But they were also not the same level of relevance, right? So like poison, even though they're cheesy as fucking retrospect, they had them like a two or three year run of real relevance in hair metal. And now there's all these like people that are like my age who like is nostalgic. And you go like, oh fuck, I'd go see poison alive. The poison was playing in LA tonight at eight o'clock. Yeah. I'd be I'd literally be there like that like in a heartbeat like without a doubt. So it's but it's like those bare naked ladies, all these people like, I don't even know. I don't feel like one hit wonders don't even happen anymore. Like I feel like it's like what's the hit? Radio is a thing where it's like they would play you play you play you. It's like now like people choose to get a hit and go tour. Yeah. You get hit on Spotify, whatever. Then you're just like tour. Yeah. Like I Benson Boone. We saw him off one hit. He was in front of it. But they were still partying at their place before we left. And Colin was like, fuck this guy. And then later it was like, he sold $800,000 in merch like a 200-seater. Oh, Benson Boone. Yeah. And the guy does the flips and stuff. Are we on? Maybe. Yeah. We're in the pod. Wait, wait. I just said a lot. I even prepared the Benson Boone. I didn't mean anything like that, dude. I think you're great. No, that guy, he wears that goofy outfit. But son of a bitch when he did a Grammy's performance, I was like, fuck. Fuck. It was really good. He ain't no Sabrina Carpenter. I'll tell you that much. He's better, I'd say. I don't like Sabrina Carpenter. How about Sabrina Teenage Witch? I love it. Wicked Witch. She's not my jam. I only know one Sabrina Carpenter song, but my entire algorithm. It's. It's pictures of her. Three, two, one. Man child. Why you always come something to me. Can you do a glassman like add on to that and just say something gay? I don't want to guide you too much, but a lot of gay on that. It was gay. It's a good song. You're saying it well. Stupid. Jay, can we ask this? This is coming out on. This is Monday. Can I just say it's recorded before Monday. It's not live. Sure. Jay, what do you think is going to happen on the roast? You're predicting. Like all our rounds. Let me start with one. You're going to smoke in the day or so or not? No. Okay. Are you smoking weed before your set? Yeah. Are you smoking cigarettes on the day or so? Give me a bit of hours. Keep in mind. That's what I meant by smoke. Can we? I don't know. What's your prediction? If I can, I would. Yeah. If you can, he would. One of us. If he can, he would. He would. Thanks, guys. If I can, I will. If I can, I did. That's right. That's right. It was a big future. Yeah. It's so funny. I did like an AMA on my flight on the way over and somebody was like, do you think Jay's going to bomb the roast? And I was like, Jay's the funniest person on the planet. Did we talk? No. Literally no. I've never seen Jay genuinely bomb. I don't think ever in the history of working with him. Oh, you got. No, you bombed him. Sure. But I have a stage and you did well. Oh, yeah. You were killing drag off stage. When that guy, when that guy dragged you off the stage and pulled him on top of himself like a refrigerator. Great. It was Jay. It was also Jay and maybe his heaviest. It was pretty heavy. What a terrible time to pull Jay on top of you from a six foot stage. And, and, and stool. He didn't gently come on top of him. No, no, no. Me and Shane and Sotar took credit for it. Yeah. We got coalition. Was it in the election? Yes. Sotar was like, we got a, we got a claim responsibility. Let's quickly. Okay, let's record it. Before we pose it, let's make sure he's not actually. Oh, that was great. What a great, what a great era of the show. You and you guys in masks. With a, with a, like a, a drill, electric drill. It really kept us all sane during COVID. It was not so far. It was, yeah, it was the, the best. You know, I like the thing. Talking about times, like, really looking forward to going. It was all we were doing. So, yeah. He gets twist after a month. Twist after twist. So fun. What a fun time. The twist on fucking the, the Rosa, the Rosa sat under a bar for fucking two and eight hours. Like they used to make like, they used to make like the, the fake doink center, the ring. He had to do the whole show from like six p.m. That was so long. Just to get betrayed. Betrayed. Very quick. And he just waiting in the talk radio. That's so fun. And he was crouched behind up. I get my prediction for like, except myself. I just in general things that will happen. Yeah. You start with you. Is there any other big names that have been announced yet? You can say no. Dream on green. Dream on green. If you think, you think, Dream on green will be there. I hope so. It's going to make my share under with jokes hit harder. Why? Because they're both so black. So black. And they say that she makes him look like something not black. It's definitely. I went with shaggy. Okay. As of right now, with shaggy, you dream on green. Look like shaggy. The thing I said to you, I hope I get it out on the thing. It's so funny that I was like, my share on the wood. When I ran the jokes, share on the wood jokes didn't work. Because my crowd didn't know she was. And whatever the blackest person they were picturing was, wasn't black. Yeah. Go blacker. Yeah, you have to, they would have had the thing blacker. She's so black, she is the captain now. You know, like if you, this is kind of funny. Like if you hold on your eyes, like it's so dark that it starts becoming like swirly colors. That's her skin tone. Let's get color become shapes. Yeah, she's becoming geometric shapes. She's a magic eye. Well, look, I'm fucking, I'm very pumped, dude. And I saw, you want to see the jacket? Yeah, I want to see the jacket. It's not done yet. She said she's got, she only sent me, she said mine is done. She's working on yours. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I'm so glad we did this. Jay, I'm excited for you, sort of, but. Tom, are there white clothes? Not yet. Are there black clothes? No, there's white clothes in the dressing clothes. Tom Brose, I ordered. There's white clothes in the fridge. There's another guy. And he's got a beard. Tell him when a barba. He'll know what it means. And a bunch of bananas. I don't think I have Josie's number saved. Thanks, buddy. Shen Gillis in the back, if you want to meet him. Let's see. Oh, God. Is he nice? Is he brown? Send him in. Sir, would you like to be a guest on the Legion of Skanks podcast? Sir. No. Would you like to be a guest on the Legion of Skanks podcast? They wouldn't allow us? They wouldn't allow us under the Netflix festival. So we got to do it in this place. We killed the owners. I have a good one. They said, it is funny that we have a member that is on the flagship show of Netflix. And you're like, I have one podcast. Of course. I'd have to tell you guys, we really want to do one. Yeah. I'm going to help you. Nice place for you. No. Goddamn. No. But we're doing it in this lovely area. I mean, in fairness though, we did a long segment. watching women scream while they're being raped.
That got a little even in New York, I would love it, but LA was like, I would understand why Netflix is a joke, it's like, hey, this is not a joke, this is not a joke at all. We pass. Even Netflix thinks some things are not jokes. We pass on this completely and definitively, it was not an oversight, we did the research. I don't know where the fuck this jacket went dude, it's gone now, it must have been, he just wanted her to have his number. It must have been love, but it's over now, it must have been good, but I lost it somehow. It's good song. Van Halenboe always hits. Van Halenboe. See, these are all rhinestones, she said there's going to be more though. We got a cowboy that's going to be right, some cowboy's, wow. Those are rhinestones. That did you save Van Halenboe for the correct person, because you know it's going to drive me nuts, particularly. What was it? It's by usually go to, when I intentionally said the wrong name, I say Van Halen, it's rock set for the record. Rockset. Who had another song called, you got the, look, she's got the look. She's got the look. She's got the look. She's got the song. Not a one hit one there. Two hit wonder. She got the cherry cola. Yeah. And then it's not just her, it's her and a guy, rockset. Rockset. Rockset. Yeah. It's the name of the band. It must have sucked to be a name of a band that is named out, like sounds like a person, and then it's the band and they all suit. Merrill Manson. Throw like this sucks. We don't get any attention. It must, yeah, well, 80s bands, that's a funny thing where it's like you were cool with that time. Like, it's against like Huey Lewis, was it ever really cool? Like he was doing cool music of the time. I'm the bassist in the news. Oh, dude, yeah. I'm going to do this. Or the range. I'm going to Bruce Hornsby and the range. Yeah. That, by the way, salty black flour, my band in high school, salty black flour, salty black flour. Respect. A salty black fellow. Shout out. But respect the name. Drain my green. No, it was, that was a name. That was the idea was salty black flour was the alter ego of our lead singer. Really? Yep. He was salty black flour. Yeah. But we never called them salty black flour. That was the idea in the beginning. Uh-huh. And then we were like, no, no, no, no. It was just the band name. But it was supposed to be like Ziggy Sardas, salty black flour. When you, when you were doing this, you're like one day, like a rock journalist is going to be like, how'd you come up with the name? What's it? It's an alter ego. I'm glad you brought that up. It's salty. 25 years ago. I'll just tell you guys. Black flour lived inside of me. The music awakened him. Yeah. We were, we were pretty terrible. But we were, I was always good at promoting. I was always good. Like we always had a lot of people at our shows. Yeah. Like coed in Canberra. You opened up for us. No way. Oh yeah. What? Yeah. Before they were coed, they were called Shibouti. What? Their record label made them change their name because the name was so gay. They're like, this is the gayest name ever. There's still a very gay name. Yeah. Coed in Canberra. Yeah. That was the name of a side project for Claudio that he had. Like an acoustic side project called Coed in Canberra. Yeah, yeah. But it was also, it's like, their music, I mean, I like a lot of their songs, but like. Great. They're really talented. They're really good, but like, especially musically, really talented. But it's like, if you get to the root of like their things, your albums are like, it's that. It's like, the story of a man fighting a dragon on a wild plane. Oh, it's a shit. It's an ongoing, like, they made a comic book. It's your comic book, yeah. They made a comic book afterwards to like go with the songs, but the songs are about like an intergalactic like, yeah, it's all like it's what they call it. Space battle. Yeah, but it's a, you know, concept. Yeah. No, no, no. Concept albums. Yeah. It's concept album. Like, it's a story that. What? Tommy. Yeah. Yeah. What? The who's top blind kid playing pinball. Yeah. What? What's this pushback? I just felt on Tommy's. I mean, but I said, I felt pushback, like the wall. The wall is another good example. Yeah. No, no. The wall. The wall. That's crazy. Both good examples of the same time. Both fantastic examples. I agree. No respect in this, dude. I can hear as long as anybody. I can respect that as well. So, can I just say aside? You're one third ownership. I'm still. I'm still a little salty about that song. I'm going to be trying to fucking song it. I didn't get one. Oh. Oh, you're solos. A little salty. We can get it. Salty blood for the rich. Maybe get. Oh, let's get him in touch with me. He's unreachable now. He's buried salty black flowers. I still talk to the salty black flowers. Did you? Yeah. All of them? Yeah. You guys ever think about doing one reunion show? I sent them all my book. And. How do you guys not play? Have you not played a skankfest reunion show? Because if people don't know the music, they're going to think it sucks. Right. What about skankfest? It's so funny. That's hilarious. Did you guys fucking have a shitty set? It's dude. By the way, in. All right. So, what I would do if they would do it, you know where they have like the set up, like the indoor, like where it looks like a forest, but it's indoors. They have like a stage in there. I would just talk to black flowers out there if they want me to. I really, I really want you to. Okay. I will for sure come if you do it. They will. You're coming anyway. I know it. Really lost its home forever. When you joined Legion of Skanks, you had to be there. He was so funny. He joined us. And then he was like, no, don't announce me. I was like, you have to be announced. You're one of the Legion of Skanks. Yes, there. We had already announced it. The trailer was out. I was like, take the trailer. Take it back. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, Ari. I have, dude. When you go travel and they give you a little toothpaste, you don't want to carry two. It's funnels and you push it into the big tube. Ari thinks he's featured too much in Bobby Kelly. I think he's featured too less. Yeah. Well, I'll see if lots of black flowers interested in doing a reunion show. I know, I know for a fact that everyone's still alive. Yeah. They made it. Yeah, James Meagam's a teacher in Denver. Dave Green is a musician still. He still plays music like collects musical instruments and lives off of disability. All right. He's good guitarist. Great guitarist, incredible guitarist. And then John Hickey, he's had a second kid. Congratulations. We should send him a gift bag. We should. Yeah, some flowers. For the invitation. For the reunion of a salty life. It's good for Laurie. It's going to be just a pile of shit in a box. It'll be a bunch of flowers. But some of my friend, Laurie shows his love. 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This is what a real man lives their life like. Okay, start again. Yeah. When I was younger, a multi-millionaire taught me the rule of three more. Pause, pause, pause. So this is supposed to be inspirational in some way. Yes, well, it's like self-help. Yeah, every way. So I can tell you not many people have had a relation with a multi-millionaire. So already people are not going to relate to this on a certain level. No, but I think most people hear even the word multi-millionaire and they go, oh, wow, that guy really knows this shit. It's always meant to catch people that like the average person, we know people that are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. So multi-millionaire sounds poor to me. I'm like, so a poor guy told you some shit. What is this? It's funny too. And that saying came out probably like 20 years ago, wherever this is. Multi-millionaire was like, it was just millionaire. Yeah. And then it had changed because like, yeah, that's just like your dad. But a millionaire, a millionaire is like literally anyone who lives like, isn't it like the vast majority of people who live in New York or millionaires. It's a crazy high number of people who live in New York. What if you consider a millionaire being like you like you turn over a million dollars? What does that mean turn over? Like you make a million dollars a year. Yeah. What? That's, but that's that's I think one definition of a millionaire. Also, if you have a million dollars in assets that are completely paid off your millionaire. See, I'm not. I'm further away from being a millionaire now because I have a house that I've been dead on for the next 30 years. But technically, I mean, if you. That's the worst. That's the worst thing about ever going over your money with somebody. They go, they tell you what money you've generated. Yeah. Like, and then I go, I said this twice after this two years in a row now, I go, so a millionaire? They go, no. And then they go 60, 70 percent of that is going to hear like, oh, you have to, you have to take your debt off of what you're totaling that worth is. But I have multiple businesses that you do three times valuation. I'm a, I'm a multi-millionaire a few times over if you actually do the valuations of all my businesses. But it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't, and what I'm, so what do you want from the sharks? When they say that Elon Musk is worth whatever, you know, $500 billion, he doesn't have that money. That's what his companies are valued at. No, Mr. Beast, they said is all fucked up in debt in some weird way. Yeah. It's like he's in debt. Oh, because he lives on loan, but like, if he cashed in everything, yes, he'd still have a wild amount of money. Yeah. But yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, when they're talking about somebody's net worth, they're talking, like, if you own a company that generates $5 million a year in revenue, that's a $15 million valuation in your company, that's your, that's part of your net worth. So what do you want from the sharks? So anyway, the point is, this guy goes, he goes, sorry. Whenever I have a problem arises, say three times, good thing that this can change the way your brain reacts to life. Good thing that. Look at two examples. Okay. So got a flat tire? Great. Good thing I have a car. Good thing I have a spare tire. Good thing my phone is charged. Hold on. So you just say many good, three good things. So good things that kind of relate, right? I know I'm trying to show and everything, but that's kind of my job. No, if you didn't have a car, you would have a flat tire. Exactly. That's actually not a good example. That's the reason for your problem. I think a cold shower is a hot water and work in the therapy. By the way, that's literally where I was going to tell you this. Good thing I have a towel to keep me warm. Jay, that was you, you were complaining about not being able to take a hot shower. Then I was going to tell you the good thing rule. And I was going to be like, oh, you should just reframe the way you think about it. Good thing that there's a clean water here. Good thing that taking a cold shower is actually really good for you. Good thing that your body is smaller than it used to be. So it doesn't have to cover so much surface area. These are what you do better. I worked. Yeah. It does work. Good thing that I almost karate kicked the TV in here earlier. So good thing you can't kick very. I'm not hitting that one. That's crazy. Maybe you run jump, maybe you're running jump off the table. Drop kick. I think there's no way you're getting your leg back. Because that was never going to happen. I can hit that TV for sure. You think so? Yep. Let's say. Jay, Mike, put your hand TV level right over here. No, come over here. No, no, no, no, no, yeah, I'm going to see if you can kick his hand. Let's see. What's going to happen if he goes in front of me? It ruins the focus. What the fuck was that for? That's crazy. Can't hit the J stretching off camera. J stretching. Jay was like, hold my white clock. Get it out of here. I can't risk it. Let's see. No, I can't. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's lower than the TV. Yes, we want the bottom. Hold on. I could see for years lower. Hold on. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now do this. Now put it by your chin and then kick that. Well, look at those. Look at those calves. Wow. Jay, you really do have the legs of a hot 12-year-old boy. Ooh, well, you didn't touch it. Okay, well, it's tough to say you can't do it. Jay, I bet you can't fly me his hand. You try to try to fly me his hand. You can do it, dude. You say you can do a backflip if you're really here. He's summing everything, dude. Remember when you said you could kick up if you really thought it hard enough. Jay, Jay, Jay flying me. Oh, that was close. It was close. I think he just missed it. I think he might. I think it was pretty good and close. Wow. You're going to bring that in. Watch out, world. Dude, you should be, you should become a Muay Thai fighter. Dude, you could definitely kick Kevin Hart and then knit in the head. Oh, easily. And it's all over now. I forgot. You gotta start doing that. Dude, Jay, Jay, now I'm actually impressed with your dexterity and your fucking flexibility. I think you should fight its gangfest. Jay, that's a good idea. What about you vs. Oriets gangfest? Or would you fist fight Jay's gangfest? No, I don't want to. We could do something where instead of fighting. What about you guys blindfold fight? We could fuck blindfold fuck. You literally are both blindfolded and then we just fight and you fight. It's kind of funny, but it's hilarious. My dexterity doesn't really come in the play there. No, it's going to be flying me. I don't know if you guys know why. Strength is my dexterity. That would also be funny with two other people. Yeah, we did that at Ellis Mania, but they did also shock collars for no reason at all. Ellis is like, we're going to have a blindfolded fight. Everyone's going to have blindfolds on. I'm like, that's kind of fun. He was like, and we're going to shock him. Yeah, I mean, they're and they would they also, they're two referees with gloves on. And then if they were just getting boring, the referees would just fucking whale them inside the head. We set the referee for each other in like intramural basketball when I was a seminary. And so when I was riffing, if it was like a blowout, someone was going for a layup, I would just block their shots. Like, what are you doing? I'm like, what happened? It came over getting the game. Yeah, getting the game. No easy baskets. I feel like ass. Why do you feel like ass? Are you drinking last night? I drink for like eight straight days. And then yesterday, not, but then the fucking Simone brought two homemade strumboles. Who's my house to those at like one I am? Yeah, food will do it. Oof. It's right. Good. The strumbo. J love the strumbo. Like a strumbo. Yeah, no doubt. What did we, we don't have the paper, but we had a couple of things we want to talk about. I don't know that we didn't know that we did remember that. Oh, I know the slamming. The slam, the guy got rejected by 15 year old. Oh, yeah. And the mom was defending it. Mom was defending the takedown as good technique. Got to admire that guy. Are you guys seeing all the shit talk between?
Khamsat, Shamayev, and what's his fucking name? Where's Aaron coming you need him? - Sean Strickland. - He's actually Drickland, yeah. They're fighting and they're like talking like wild shit. - Really? - Strickland's like, yeah, you're fucking people are garbage, fucking disgusting, you're the whole Muslim religion. He's gone off some of the deep end, he's like, you'll fuck your goat fucking religion. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - Yeah. - I wanna see that. - Racism's back. - Racism is back. - It's back. - But it's back now, they're like, we understand what it is. I'm just doing it to hurt you. - Yeah, I'm not doing it to fill power. I just wanna make you feel bad. - Can we see it up on the screen? - Yeah, please see it on the screen. Dude, I responded to somebody when they go, they go, oh, maybe, we'll see. I mean, this is part of the shit. I'm actually interested in this fight just because of the shit talk. - Why is it? - I mean, don't post my location or my whereabouts. I don't really drop pins where I'm at, I just don't like to. - It's kept coming. - On the screen, I'm some stupid shit popped up in my feet about like Shamayev saying, you try to fight me, you kill me in the streets. I was like 10 minutes from your gym. I was dropping tags and locations all day on my Instagram. Your homies, the training with you, follow me. They were seeing my story. You had to know where I was at. 10 minutes from your gym, bro. I was probably right down the street from you. I thought, part of me thought you show up. But as we all know, it's cost them. We need both your card. Hold me back, hold me back. Man, I'm like the last dude in America you should read it. But I guess if he knows you, I'll be your shit. - Can I just ask a question? Is Sean Strickland, does he have a down syndrome? - He's kind of retarded. - He's kind of retarded, when's they fight? - When are they fighting? - We should get him together with Aaron. - This weekend maybe? Is it the Saturday? - The problems are all trying to be close. - Oh, let's watch it. Are you off Saturday? - I'm totally off. - Oh, we have the road. - Oh, we don't. - No, it's my, I'm completely off. - You wanna do it here? You wanna do it a little more? - Hey, can I? - No, I was suggesting him for what we should do. I realized yesterday, once I saw anybody want to a movie, man's Chinese theater. - Never. - We should go. - 'Cause we have to move to man's Chinese. - Was there a good movie out right now? That there's never good movies out, but let's just go see a movie. - Sometimes there's good movies out. - Michael Jackson. - I think it's a one screen. - Michael Jackson movie. Apparently, and this is just me believing the algorithm, he didn't do it. - I don't think that movie doesn't get into it. - My algorithm is turned into Michael Jackson was completely innocent. - Oh, good. - I've literally, I've always just believed that he was lickin' little boys' assholes, but it's funny what you'd change in terms of like the vibe over all if you let black people weigh in. - Oh yeah. - Suddenly they're like, he didn't do it. Cosby's like over underrated. - I saw people leaving the theater in Vegas 'cause the back of the club is right by the movie theater. - Yeah. - Why is guy's there? And just seeing people, I mean old ladies, white, black, everything, coming out of that movie theater dressed in beaded jackets and thriller outfits. - That's cool. - Puffy socks with loafers. It was crazy love hearings. - Nice. - Yeah, my son loves Michael and he's loved him for a long time. - Michael would have liked him too. - And the whole time I'm goin' like, I was like, damn James, you can't really fall in love with Michael Jackson. He was the fucking children. But I don't think he was. - The risk is, no, I don't think he was. - No, they did, like apparently they did like all these investigations, the FBI. There was never literally any evidence at all to suggest that he did this. These parents were literally just trying to fucking cash in. The one kid was like, "Mom, why are you doing this?" This guy is like taking us in. This couldn't be any sweeter and any more kind. Apparently he'll just love children and we're just weird. - That's weird though. - It is weird. - Weird doesn't equal. He never had a childhood. He was suspended. - That's always the excuse. So he has to suck boy Dix. - Yeah, dude. - Oh, and then we're never childhood. - We're never childhood. We never taste penis. - I gotta be honest, James is out of his range now. - Okay, James. - Once he got that little mustache. - He's five or eleven and he has a mustache. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look at that shit, man. Well, man, get away from me. You old, get the old dog. - Oh, yeah. - He's got penis head. Get out of my face. - He's got that childhood. - Which penis head. - Yeah. - Which is stretch more. - Yeah. - Maybe you know a little boy you can introduce me to though. - Oh, you haven't even had friends. I'm sorry, I was rash. Oh, my muscle tough on your manhood. - You've been bringing men. I haven't been waiting room for you. It's all real cool. - Yeah, dude, fucking, but I don't think he did. Pull up some of the evidence against her for it. I'm like, I for the longest time. I was like, oh, he just did it. I mean, it seems obvious. He did. - It's almost like, Jay, I don't know if you had a joke about it, but it's sort of your theory. Like, it's like, you'll just believe whoever produces the highest quality version. - Documentary. - Whatever the, but in that documentary, you become like TikToks and like all that. - That one was really convincing with those two boys talking about getting their butthole sucks. - Can we go to the top? - But I am, if this movie's good enough and it says he didn't do it, I'll just go with that also, yeah. - Well, they don't even address it. They're just like, yeah. - Art Kelly did it though, right? He did it. - Art Kelly did it. - Okay. - He did, he did it. - Did he do it? - Did he do it? - I had a thing in the end. - But what did he really do? He had hookers? What did he really fucking do? I'm sorry. - I think he's in Jay, if it's like, one of those like, it's, you can only get him for certain, you know, Al Capone went to jail for taxes. - Yeah. - I mean. - He beat the little, little shit out of that chick. - Wish chick. - But does that deserve jail time for that? - Yeah, for sure. - A fight? - Well, that was a fight, he goes, a fair fight, she could have fall back. She chose not to. - Yeah, they squared up, they had a fair one, it was one on one. - She chose to squirrel up on the ground and just go into a hole. - I think he also like, while his bodyguards were raping people, he was just. (laughing) - 9-5, 9-5, yeah. - What did Did he do? What's smoking gun evidence? - I tell you what, I had a thing in the prologue of the end that I was gonna have like, the line was, and just like, just like a P Diddy raping a new intern, and then my lawyer said, gotta change that, he wasn't ever convicted. - Really? - So then I go, and just like, and just like P Diddy, who I'm legally required to tell you is not been convicted of raping, the lawyer was like, that's fine. - Perfect, yeah. That's fine, that's fine here, actually. - It is. - Some of these Jew lawyers get it right. - Yeah, the Jews are fucking, you gotta have the Jews on your side. Don't ever just go, it's your non-Jew gut. I gotta be honest with you. If you haven't chewed gut, yeah. - It is just great, John. I mean, everybody's worst moments though, it will define them, but it is so funny, this guy could have like, I mean, the New York City loved Sean Combs, dude. I mean, the guy like, he ran the marathon. He does this, and if something's going under, he buys it, he did, yeah, where everybody got killed. - Rocked with those. - No, it's not saying he's so involved, and everyone loves this guy, and it's like, and then you don't want to believe that that guy, behind closed doors, not even, he's named exactly. Mayer Adam's gonna key to the city, and then it's like, he goes home and like, you know, shoves that up like a hooker's ass while fucking JZ's, ball bag and her mouth, or so, do you know what I mean? It's like, it's like, I'm doing it a lot of time. I do, it's gang stands. - By the way, I think both can exist. I also think by the end, he just became like a fucking old drunk. He did it, so I think he fucked up a lot. - Yeah, the evidence around. - He's an old drunk. I mean, when he did that, he hosted, do you remember that? He hosted, they even let him host the Grammys, or the MTV Awards one year, like himself, he hosted it, and it was like a big homage to himself, and I mean, he was obliterated the whole time. Like drunk. - Yeah, look at Diddy Drunk Award show. - I was just watching the Hogan documentary, and it's like, everyone's like pretty much, you know, for the most part, very complimentary of Hulk Hogan, except they go to Brett Hart, who's just always bitter and drunk in his basement. So he's just drinking whiskey. He's like, fuck Hulk Hogan. He's like, they gave me the opportunity to match with him. I was 10 times the wrestler he will ever be, ever. - Brett Hart, so, I'll tell you what, though, if you watch, they left a whole bunch, that documentary's left there. I've been watching a lot of stuff now, like Brooke Hogan talking about the documentary. - Well, they went there like, they were like, "Oh, after 40 years of marriage." He, you know, gung, they changed the music. It's like a dramatic music. It was like, Hogan finally cheated on his wife. It's like, there's no way that's the first time Hulk Hogan cheated on his dumb bitch wife. - Every city, in every fucking state, in that fucking place where they wrestled, he was fucking dunkin' his doodle. - Of course, and then also she admits that she fucked him the first night she met him. - You have children, you whore. - They wait at the fucking, when I went to the Monday night show, when I was younger with Metzker, and his girlfriend won a radio contest, so she was like, helped pick up the chairs and stuff, I guess, whatever, she won a job, basically. But we got to go. They told us where the-- - Yeah, she had to clean the bathrooms at the stage. - Yeah, basically. They told us where the, they told her, you know, we can go to like the after thing at the hotel. And we went and was like, I remember seeing Perry Saturn and Kevin National, those guys were at this hotel, and it was just, I mean, a bunch of like, nothing like everyone was like a very attractive, but like, there was just chicks there that wanna, there's laying it out the fuck at the hotel bar. They'd go there for that. - Yeah. - Weird. - Yeah, it's a weird. - So yeah, Hulk Oak is, he finally cheated. - It was just the craziest thing. It's like, like obviously cheated. And then this, but they had a big threesome swapping thing, didn't they? - Well, that was after they were divorced. - They were divorced. - Oh. - And then they get to the second wife. They don't even mention, they get, they really glaze over the fact that he had a second wife that he got divorced from. - Yeah, Jennifer, they taught all the things I'm watching with Brook Oak and it talks about that too, where it's like, they cut her out. It's like a very like, this was like chosen by like, Linda Hogue and Nick, the son. - Yeah. - The other, I did like the documentary. - I liked it from what I saw. - Oh, yeah. - The way he came out of that. - I thought it was same old, same old. I thought it's heard it all. - I heard everything before that's fair. - There was nothing new in the documentary. It was kind of like, it did bring me back to like, first of all, it made me realize how much like I didn't know about Hulk Oak and like, he was pretty fucking iconic.
Yeah, but the time I got into wrestling so I watched WrestleMania five across the street Ryan Nolan this kid It was like the worst kid of the neighborhood. He was a piece of shit But he ordered the pay-per-view he was a kid with the pool like that is that's why you guys will be here Saturday to watch you You're my right. No Probably We should do it. We should we all so I've hung out. I've done a good Jay Airbnb's I Was kind of watching like it was over his house and it was much a man Randy Savage or a slow-cugging and like I didn't really like I wasn't really paying attention, but like then then by the next year Also media six Hulk Hogan versus Ultimate Warrior. I was way in but at that point that this one night whatever that year was 1989 or whatever Hogan was ready like cheesy to me like no more it was cool as fuck Like Hulk Hogan was like kind of represented this old and then you realized like how much time like It was only two or three years before he was in the Rocky movie like all this shit happened so fast Through the reason that boys got into wrestlers. It's like it's legitimately you break it down. It's gay reasons Like everybody jumped from a whole coke his whole coke and had big muscles, but it was like dad muscles Yeah, and then Ultimate Warrior came in and you're like no, I want those veins and they're fucking those tiny nips This guy made of cock And put it on his body it grabs. Oh, plus a make-up. Oh Cocks with makeup make-up and cock Yeah, like the stairs, he's got tassels make-up and cocks for on the way it was that it was everything the fringes flying around and all the stuff He did and and by the way when they would do some of the cut to some of those promos and he would fucking do like Fucking boof on like big picked out teased hair. He would look fucking ridiculous They people love trashing him dude. His legacy is like every wrestler being like he was the fucking worst wrestler ever got Worst wrestler. Everyone says the worst person That's an actual promo. They took shots at him and In the Hulk Hogan documentary where they show they always like to show that that was great in his documentary like the promo cuts He's like when the spirits cry to you. I fuck let me go again It's also like it's also like this. Okay. I get the face makeup I get the hair, but then it's like would your gods have told you were a bikini bottom By the way, that's the commitment to of wrestling that I never got that stuck to like Hulk Hogan's like All right, I got to go make an appearance in my underwear somewhere Like I got to go to the mall and the fact he would go and wear like a shirt and fucking underwear It's like how a hot chick dresses when she's making breakfast for you Your house over that documentary's just like hanging out in the back over the kids in a thong Like in real life like who wears a fucking thong Yeah, yeah, no like it's also like I like honestly one of the biggest reason why I didn't want to join the wrestling I did join the wrestling team, but I never got to sing let phase because I Literally my dick would look like a pussy and it's like it would flatten out. You see nothing It would literally like and then it's gonna split my balls in half school like you fucking pussy lips There's not even a bulge in there No, I know these guys missing a bowl. None of them cared about that. Do you never saw fucking a big huge dick in wrestling trunks? I'm sure some of them had big cups no cups. No. Yes, we were in cup or something to like flatten it or not to show the cock and balls That's cock and balls right there. That's that's cock and balls right there, but he said where is it now? Do he's so fucking where's the cock? There's a cock. Thank you Jack the cock that high. He's so roared it up Maybe also he's wearing that he's wearing the outfit from the inside out TV show. Remember the other person. Yeah It's like from the Simpsons on Halloween where they all lost Can you type in pro wrestling big dick? Now now we're speaking j's language Thank you, Lewis. I was trying to lead you there This is where j's become a master of puppets I go guys, he's guys don't even have big dick nothing. It doesn't even exist. We should look up Seraphina can you refresh me please? What's that Lewis? We should look up big dicks in wrestling. Yeah, that's good a world Dude, there has to be a definitive list of the biggest cogs in wrestling I'm assuming some of these guys had a hammer's Hulk Hogan had a hammer Size 17 show he did have a hat because that was the thing Yeah, the girls said the girls said that you should use the term thermos like a thermos that dude I can't I can't get my mouth around it. It's like a thermos. Yeah, I mean some of these. Let's see No, nice. That's what I like is that big? I don't know that looks hard out. Who is the way she thought that Seth Rollins? I don't know who Seth Rollins is. I just know that's a name that exists in pro wrestling and that he has a big dick We can say it because this isn't coming out. Oh his wife is Becky Lynch Next week. Yeah, you got a Oh, she's huge. I'll take her fuck her. She's a pussy. How about that? How about that? He's shaking hands with the average legion of Skanks fan Congratulations on your sizable penis Guys are jeans like that like just wrestling that yeah, that's the cooling of that happened like easy W is like they're like that We're not playing but I we're not wearing outfits We're gonna just wear like jeans and fucking from the girls have become such good wrestlers now actual technical wrestlers that now They all wear outfits where they can't have their you can have their pussy's hanging out pussy's and tits fall out I've seen a couple of these gals. I don't I look for wrestling Woodrow malfunctions all the time doesn't don't exist anymore back in the day, dude. You get a pussy once a year Yeah, fucking tits all the time is so funny like Bret Hart like everyone's like oh he's the most amazing technical wrestler It's like he was okay, dude I don't give a shit if you could do an arm drag and jump over the rope and do the thing where you flip and try to like we watch like guys in ECW like the lucidora guys that came in like psychosis and Rey Mysterio like these guys did crazy shit There's so much better than Bret Hart at that and yes talking about his old dad's like fucking like the dungeon who cares You know that it's all about like how many times just slap your own chest like the cell and all that kind of shit where the ECW guys were like Yeah, I'm willing to let you hit me with a piece of wood. Yeah, dude I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a double back flip off the balcony through three tables that are on fire We're like that's all I said, but we're only giving you $40 for this fight. He goes. I know. Yeah, I'll pay you Yeah, that's for the that's for the fire But like it's like Bret Hart There's like the most amazing in-ring technician. I was like he just came in my opinion He paled in comparison to Shawn Michaels, and then his personality was fucking just a stick in the mud Like you don't have any personality. You got Mike. Mike's got a bulge. I can't stand Mike's right now. You gotta fuck you a little bulge, so yeah, Mike's got monster cuff. You can hardly look at this It's perfect. I've been known that one thing I know about G Mike for sure this guy is swinging You found one big dick and wrestling. That's crazy, dude Well, dude, I've tell you it's these guys are all royally look up Harlem heat. Oh, well That's a solid wrestler wrestling. I mean look if I'm a woman. That's the type of body that I want on top of me I'm gonna be honest with you, but I'll tell you that doesn't make me feel like it's a big dick It feels like a pointy dick pointing up and out I'm like what are we're looking at young men with huge cocks. Just showing us big dick pics. We want pro wrestlers, dude Thanks, G Mike. That's a nice package. Nope All right there. Maybe that might be the first that might be the first jammy. I've seen so far. I Bet I bet you know how to probably had a big dick who valvina's It's whole thing was I have a big dick. He must have yeah, I would suck to fucking that's the my gimmick is I have a huge dick, but I have a small dick. That would fucking yeah, that's something I would beg people to be like please don't make that my gimmick Please don't make it my giving his cells Give a video of it's like man. He's like I'd here's the thing. You're a porn star with a huge penis. I go It's like yeah, it goes head out. I'd be If you thought about adding somebody the natural disasters there maybe I could be like Understorms like I'll be sit man. Oh, I'll be I'll be stormfront and he can be Yeah, but he's just steel from Marvel. I'm gonna be the beached whale. I'll just kind of lay there and let you try to Put you over to pin me and then when you get tired, I'll roll on top of you. What was your character? Because everyone everyone fantasized about being a pro wrestler you never did you never want to be a pro wrestler I watch the whole documentary and I thought about going to pro wrestling school now I shit you not I'm like dude. I can do it. I bet you I could fucking do it. Oh my god Well, I'm thinking about doing a spot at skank fest. Our factory. We're looking like we're doing JCW at skank fest Which is gonna be sick and they literally told me they were like I was like if we do JCW I asked Violet J. Juggler Juggler Juggler champion to wrestling. I thought it was mine. I'm Jewish champion to wrestling That would be great. Touch me and I'll sue you. Yeah. Touch me and I'll see. There's no matches It's they're all money in the bank matches So no, but I asked they didn't know no one gets hurt. I asked Violet J If I could do a match. I was like if we do JCW can I do a match? He goes you can be the main event I was like yes. We go to wrestling school for the next six months. Oh, dude. I did that thing at skank fest Oh, yeah, you were you shoved your ass wall in my face. You don't remember that. I do remember they put me through the the door It's a surprise ref. Oh, that's why we why was it what was the fight we had then that?
It would be me. - Oh, because it was the throwing piss. We were viewing years of throwing piss at each other, and we promised a venue, fucking child. Trying to explain to someone what Skankfest is, and it's like, okay, so we had this thing about I'm gonna be a ref-wise, it was about a piss fight. (laughing) - That's not even the crux of that thing. - Yeah. - That was a great start. - Or the venue literally made us put down a wild deposit. If any piss was thrown in the document, it's the deposit back. You can't fuck us on this. - I remember that. You were like, "Ari, we can't do it anymore." - So your thing is, you get the throw piss. - Because we ended with the piss. - And then say, "By the way, because I might get sued." - And then a few minutes later, Louis C. Caper formed, and the owner said, like, "He was gonna rape our staff." - Yes. - We were all free. - What a shit hole. - Yeah, that guy's shitty fucking place. But yeah, and then Ari. - Cool of Skankfest, but. - What a great school of Skankfest. - Well, that was where we developed what it was. Like, that was like, we developed the bones of what it would eventually-- - Do you remember this is how Louis came back? They were like, we were trying to talk him into it. It was Brooklyn, no way. And they were like, "List was like, dude, it's just in Brooklyn." This is not a Brooklyn crowd. - He also went like, "Just come, they also just get there." - And he goes, "What's going on right now?" And it was the-- - Just come. - That's his problem at the beginning with that. - It was come now, and then don't do anything any later. - It was Bonnie's show, whatever, where it's like, "Let's rape these people." Who would you most like to fuck? - Oh yeah. - Until I was all there, and I-- - I wasn't, "Let's rape these people." - It was a working title. - It was. - Before they ironed out. - Would you bang them? - Yeah, would you bang them? - Not rape these people, it's a crazy name version. - Rape, Rape. - Oh, Rape. - I thought I heard Rape too. - I heard Rape these people. - But anyway, I was like, I pull my dick out to like, Shay, like, "No, I'm okay." And then I realized, like, "Oh, my dick's out." So I started chasing Corinne around. She was running in fear. And then Michael Shay was calling Louis. And he goes, "You should come." And he's like, "What's going on right now?" He was like, "Literally, Ari is chasing after Corinne Fisher with his dick out, trying to get her to touch it." And the crowd is like-- - Louis fired up his private jet. - Yeah. (laughing) - I'll be right there. (laughing) - To the C.K. copter. (laughing) - The C.K. mobile comes out of the, like, the mountain, like, the bat mobile. (laughing) Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, those are the good old days. You guys want me to do some plugs? I want to do some hair plugs, but I got to take time to get to Istanbul. Bald is beautiful. Your bald is better because it's totally. My bald is the worst. - You know, you could, you actually have a good bald head. - You know what I should do? - I'll see you with a bald head. - I need your input on this. Probably seraphine and Alex. What do you think about a comb over for me? I just a little bit longer. I'll trim this a little down, but like-- - Guys, you remember last week on last week's episode with Galbacon and Tim Dillon? - Oh, seven days ago. - Was she brought them out on stage before us? - Oh yeah. - And you were sort of ever sort of applauding for them and they were so excited. - That's crazy. - She ruined our pop. She goes, "Oh, you gotta come into the back." I'm like, "Yeah, in a minute." - Seraphine, all worn you. Louis has a few things that really set him off in one of them. It's when the pop gets ruined. - Sorry, my pop. - I'm sorry, I ruined my hair. - Jade runs the pop every week at StoryWorks. It comes out, he just stands in front. - You ruined the pop last week. - I ruined the pop last week. I'll say that. - I ruined the StoryWorks pop. - Thank you. - No, we should, we do ruin the pop. Let's not, can we do me a favor? Netflix is gonna be there. Let's show them how much of a pop we can really get. Don't ruin the pop. - You guys might get the-- - Oh, we're over backstage there. - Yeah, but I could see you fucking walking out and just doing a little past the round. - Yeah, I could see it. - Wondering out onto a live stage. - I could see it. - Even despite how you say it. - Jade's gonna do that if he can have an art rose there. - That's all right, you did it this week. - Wow. - You went out there and was like, "Wait a minute, we're both there." - No, we're both there and then what did I do? I started giving the middle finger to some people. - These are yelling at somebody. - Last year with our pop. - Hold on. - Seems like a skirt was going on. - Skirt? - Yeah, skirts were a skirt. - We had an issue, a quick, I'm sorry, and then skirted the issue. - What were you thinking? (laughing) - That's better. - At least you're honest. - It was one of the craziest things ever. - You've been to the show. - You brought them up before we were out. Gobblecon and Tim Dillon were on the stage collecting our pop. - Point yourself in the face. - You never had a guy not try to find you. - I said punch yourself in the face. - Yes, please. - Seraphina, pinch your nipples for us. - Seraphina, don't pinch your nipples, but punch yourself in the face. We're not gonna sexually abuse you. We're gonna make you physically abuse yourself. - Seraphina, thank you. You know, you could have at least dressed sexy instead of like my little brother. - That's crazy. - Yeah, that was nuts. To miss that, be able to like, we even said, we're gonna use Gobblecon first. Then Tim Dillon, we're on the same page. And Seraphina was like, "Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo." (laughing) - Do you like to come to the day, Tim? Do you go out first? - Close my eyes. - Close my eyes. And I'll close my eyes and it's like she's talking. - It sounds like you're right. - Do it again. (laughing) - Boo, boo, boo, boo. (laughing) - That was hurry. - Yeah, I threw my voice. - Yeah, I was hurry. - That was fucking hurry. - Wow. - Tim, would you like to go up first? - I mean, you had another before us. The lights came out. I was like, obviously what? - Yeah, it was crazy. - Did you guys see, speaking of that impression, did I see you guys the jelly roll thing? - What's the jelly roll? - What's the jelly roll thing? - Oh, Mike, please bring this up. Jelly roll team. - I'll do what's first. - Big Jake, I mean, I guess you might, she was live on the road, bonfire. - Yeah. - Oh, and check out the roast of Big Joke 'cause it's still going on right now. It's replaying today. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I kept my roast. - With, I get her into you. A couple of things that it out. - From a hardcore pushback. - Oh yeah. - I have a new show called The End that's available right now at Ryeshaphere.com. Big J's on it. I am on it. Mark Norman's on it. The Stefano longtime friends of the show. Everyone is friends of the show. Compteerals on it. - Everyone. - Everybody. Literally. - Who else has been on the show? - Anyone of any notable. - It's a deep, long time friend of the show's on it. - Essentially, if you know. - If you know, if you know Ari, you got on the show. - Okay, it does stay right there. The end. Seven of them is just featuring some of Comedy's biggest. - That is true. It's not all of them. - I had the log line already, Lewis. - Yeah. - So you see my body. - I couldn't rewrite it. - I was obviously going to book you. - But, that would have been all. - It's facing me. - That would have been all of the stuff. - You're gonna leave somebody off. - Yeah. - Somebody had to be on the chopping block. - And by, you know what? - At least you're doing another season of it. - I am not. I am afraid this is the end. May our money back already. Thank you to all the fans who saw it and loved it. I appreciate it for real. Among them, everyone's favorites was Jay's story. I hear people saying who's the columns? Jay's, who else was like Sotar and Shane. What else do they say, Tony? - All members who have been on the show. - They would have loved my story. - God, they would have. That's a great story. - That's a good one. - And my special Jew has been picked up on Netflix 'cause they misinterpreted this whole Hamas situation. They said release the hostages and they thought that meant my special from YouTube. And it turns out it was about humans. - No. - There was a girl, there was like a Muslim chick who was like, you know, fuck this guy. So she had a big following. - What about me? - Yeah, she like reposted your joke. - What? - Every comment underneath it was like, I'm really glad you showed me this guy. He's hilarious. (laughing) - So we had one on the Tasex. It was a Tasex clip. - Oh, the Tasex clip is getting people pissed. - And somebody goes, oh, it's funny to make fun of physical disabilities now. And I wrote back, but also racism. 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So you can go through the entire history of Legion of Skanks. See the very beginning. The first time we did the podcast together, I mean years ago, me and Ari had that famous fight on the one episode, episode 20. Ari vs. Lewis was huge fight, episode 20. Remember, I was finding out Beatrice was pregnant that night, and yeah, we had a whole blow up. It was fun. - Is that a real thing? - Yeah, yeah, it's a real thing. Been on the show forever. - I do, when we found out you turned officially Libertarian. - No, it's true. - Remember when I was gonna, remember, remember when I was gonna leave, and then Big J was gonna replace me with Mike Fenoya. You piece of shit. Big J's production, Big J's production mine only went as far as we need another bald guy. He didn't understand what I do for the show. I was just a ball-guided Jay at that time.
I'm funny. I was looking for which is just a major decision for the show. Yeah. We had no audience. It's true. It didn't matter. Yeah, it didn't matter. Those were honestly by favorite periods, where we'd have like a few people wander in and go quickly wander out. But that's what we weren't like fuck you for leaving. We're like, you're not wrong for leaving. Yeah, I understand. I get it. You see, yeah, jelly roll posted. Oh, yeah. Oh, but the undertaker. No, this is the end. This is the end. I only, oh, and I have a second podcast now called you'd be tripping. Lewis has been on. I've done it twice, twice. And you won an award. I won two awards. I won the first award I won was really. Yeah, was the least adventurous. - You're a head-to-chipy winner. - Okay, I'm a chubby winner. - And this year, biggest piece of shit. - You didn't, it's a big piece of shit. - It's a big piece of shit. - Yeah, I'll present it to you. (laughs) - Biggest piece of shit away. - Biggest piece of shit. - He was like, "You need a cliff to hide." And he's like, "Dad, I don't think this is safe." Like, "It's fucking safe." - Yeah. - And all the locals are like, "Oh no, that's low tide. "You have to hide." - No, no, he did not die. I really played this back in my head over and over again. We were in Jamaica and we didn't have a beach. I think the latter, I was like, "Woo." And then James was in there, he's like, "Dad, I don't know. "He's like seven." He's like, "Dad, I don't know if I should do it." And I was like, "Come on, jump in." In my head, the whole time, I was going like, "He's gonna die." I don't know what was stopping me from telling him not to jump in, but in my mind, I was gonna jump in and die with him apparently. - I'm gonna present it to you on the next episode. - Dark. - Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why. - Jelly Roll shares a special moment with a disabled fan. You shouldn't share this moment. - Oh, man, so bad, I can't. - Back a little bit. I was not expecting this level to say it. - Before we go forward to slightly. - Next level disabled. And then when you hear us communication. - Go a little more. - More. - He's not disabled, he's black. (laughing) He's had a disability, like by back up a little bit. - First of all, if you have to sleep on a plane, this guy's setup is perfect. - Oh yeah. - High neck pillow, everything. - Oh, imagine I could fucking talk to the flight attendant with a straw. - My ass might have come to the end of the round. Not a night, I can't. You've got a mistake. - Oh, man, I'm so glad I can't bless you, baby. How are y'all? - Oh my Christ, you're so glad you came. No, you're not. (laughing) - Can I love on you, baby? Can I love on you? Can I love on you? - I'll save them for you. - I'll thank God for you. - You lose a ton of weight. - Ton of weight. - Oh, you didn't know that, huh? (laughing) - And the time you were gone is lost. - Oh, a few hundred plus pounds. - What? - We've seen you nine times. - He says it's not, I was empty. - You were all from. - But that's not sex. - What? - Oh my God. - And because of you, my son sings now. - So is that for grades? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Because of you, my son is safe now. - No, sing, sing. - Sing's now. He's a singer. - And now I didn't watch this far, because - Are we about to play a video for him? - Of him singing. - If I believe this guy singing. - Please let it be, I believe I can fly. - Now, let me tell you something. (laughing) Let me tell you something. This is a moment that you do privately. - Walk the line. - Fucking TMZ, you don't put out there because of what's happening right to him. - Yeah, because we're pissing shit. And by the way, Netflix, you're right. We don't deserve the festivities. - You're right, you're right. We shouldn't be on it. - We should not be on it. - You should have actually called jamming a van and said, "Hey, you're part of the shows. You can't make it like that." - They should kick story wars off where we're about to do. - Yeah. - You don't want to associate with these guys. - It's possible. Look, maybe she has another son who sings, but we all think it's this one. And she's going to show a video because something tells me he's going to panic upon life performance. - Oh, we're from Yuckel Valley. I've met your wife, I've met her. And because of you, my son sings now. - Oh, God bless you. - You want to see the video? - Man, please. Of course, I hope he's fine. I hope he's fine. - Pause it. It just sucks, like literally at this point, I would be looking for the quickest way out of here. I'm so uncomfortable. - By the way, I don't know. - It's all bad. - Yeah, but I'm going to say that on Friday, when I did the Greek theater with Jelly Roll, as soon as I saw him, I went. (laughs) - He's like, "What's that, man?" He's like, "I'm singing." - I'm going to go, "Come love on me." (laughs) - Man, I'm so glad I came here. I'm so glad I had to experience this uncomfortability for the rest of my life and I'll never be able to forget it. - Oh, man. This is the face I'm going to see when I wake up at night. - We're all blessed. We're all well. - Some of us are blessed. - Blast, life did not work out for you how it did for me. - But it's all part of Jesus's plan, you know? - It's one black bouncer's like, "If he rushes, Jelly Roll, I'll take him home." - By the way, it looks like Jelly Roll's taking a sight-line breather to be like, "I can't look at this guy for a second." (gasps) - All right, I'm coming back in. Show me the singing video. Let me get the fuck out here. (gunshot) - Do you ever need to sign your house? - Well, it's like, also this lady, like, read the room lady is so uncomfortable for you. - I've been called up. - Oh, see this here is right here, man. - Thank you so much, Jelly Roll, for doing this. You're talking about how she wanted to meet you. - Oh, blessed, I'm glad we got to make it happen, man. - Oh my gosh, it's so nice. - Oh, I love this too. - She's like, "I gotta find it." - Oh, this is my son, that's from my son. My middle son is a Filipino, yes. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right. - Yes, three months clean. - Let me jump. - Oh, he's here. - No, shut up, she's having a moment. - Her middle son is three months clean, and a fentanyl lady, you need to do something about how you're raising your kids. I feel like this is part of you. - She's like, "I am going into rehab next week. I'm not ready yet." - I had to wait until he got out, 'cause there was no spice. - Congratulations, baby. That's a hard fight getting off him now. - Oh, that's you. - Yeah. - Uh-huh, that's you. - I want to find his singing. I feel bad for, I feel bad right here, Jelly Roll. He's like, "I need this to be over. I can only maintain fakeness so long." - Like I said, I see you. - Well, the argument wouldn't have been as this was set up, so TMZ can get it. Yeah, 'cause it's backstage, I can't get there. - We'll bring y'all backstage and meet everybody, okay? - But also, it's like, can we do this in one minute? - Well, we'll party Friday, all right? - We'll party Friday, we'll party Friday. - He's like, "Lady, I don't know if he's getting this. He just got a scream to me when I say it." - He said, "We're going to party on Friday. "He's going to bring him to Kid Rocks Bar." (laughing) - He's going to leave me aside. I can go, "Oh, man, the rate no elevator, sorry, man." Here's my friend, Bob. - I shit you not, I would rather hang out with this kid than Kid Rock any day of the fucking week. I would the Kid Rocks Bar with Shane when we were out in Nashville and fucking, it's just like, just exactly what you think it is. Just a bunch of fucking. - Trash being trash. - Just a bunch of trash on fucking people, dude. It stinks. - I don't know. - We'll be after party for his, I did the Kid Rock comedy jam twice and the after party's always there. - Wait, there was a Kid Rock comedy jam and there's still a goddamn comedy jam? - It's different. - No singing at the. - No Josh Adam Myers. (laughing) - No Kid Rock. - Oh yeah. - Like a dog was still there, though. - No singing at Kid Rock comedy jam. But like they, and then he would always go at the after party for a few minutes. I really was. I was so excited to meet Kid Rock when I first met him and then I'm like beating him and hanging. And just like how he's come back into the mainstream, just kind of like, yeah. - Oh, so you like your music? - But if you just were staying out of politics, I would think, like I think Limp Bizkit at this point is unironically cool and fun again. But if fucking Fred Durst was wearing a MAGA hat being like a fucking political cock, I'd be like, yeah, you stink, dude. - Well, it's just videos. - Just do your fun dumb songs and make us fucking remember the '90s. - It's like you're a rap rock, dude. And it's like, I don't give a fuck about your feelings about working out with RFK or, it's like. - None of your cares, dude. - It's so funny. - That's what Tony went to Kid Rock's house. And it was the first year of the National Comedy Festival. He was like, I was just at Kid Rocks. - I remember in a hot tub. And I was like, I was like, getting fucked. He was like, he's like, you would have loved to be at Kid Rocks house. I was like, you have no idea who I am. No idea how uncomfortable and how I wouldn't, I just wouldn't go to Kid Rocks house. - It's not the concept of it. Like when you think about that. - I'll be in a rich, another rich person. - No, I'm safe in your mind. - If you rented this, I'm okay being here. But if we were just, if someone was like a cocktail party here. - If somebody's like, yeah, dude, come over my awesome house. I'm like, I don't know, I gotta work harder. I need to have an awesome house. - Well, yeah, I mean, you can go to someone's house. It's not even that. - Like a friend is different. - No, right. That's what I'm saying. It's the thing of like, like that is what people don't know. It's like the idea. It's like, in your mind, I'm like, wow, I grew up. I was a Kid Rock fan when I was like late teens and stuff. So I was like, I was like, oh, through. Sure, I'm saying I got a kid a fan. And then so I'm saying like, to meet him, it's like, and hang, you're like, oh, that would be kind of cool. But then the idea, it's like, let's go to, let's go. It's like, oh, Kid Rocks inviting us over. Like, from that moment on, it feels like a burden. Like, in my mind, I'm like, I don't want to, I kind of want to like, be a fly on the wall of it all. I don't want to be in the middle of it. - Can I do my impression? I know you've heard it before. But when we were doing this and that happening, and there was root in talks with Kid Rock to do a story. Some musicians and stuff. And in every case. - Question, just a side note. Can you do an impression? Imagine Seraphina was one of the PAs on the show. - Yeah. - What did she have sounded like telling Kid Rock to come into the green room? (cow mooing) (cow mooing) - Okay, at this point, he's starting to actually get the tone too. Like, he's picking up, he's picking up the new-- - Sounded just the sound of the voice. He's saying what she would say. - He's getting the nuance now, and that's where it becomes dangerous. - Yeah. - 'Cause now I'm able to AI that. (laughing) - Oh, so here's my impression of when I told Jay that Kid Rock might be on, and he'd be on his episodes where he gets to meet him. You do it, Kid Rock. I'll be Jay, you'll be me. - So, I had you, so.
Uh, what's called kid rocks going to be on your episode? Huh? (laughing) That is not an exaggeration. - No, I bet. - Seraphina, do you believe that was not an exaggeration? (laughing) - Hey man. - Seraphina, I would have rather literally, I should you not, this kid in the wheelchair would have done a better job last night. (laughing) Had we given him the assignment to tell Goblincon and Tim Dillon to come out after us, this kid would have fucking nailed it. - All right, let's talk about one of our awesome sponsors over here at the Legion of Skanks, and that is Rugeat Ready. - Who knows? - You all try the Gant station pills for ED. Be a grownup. - Be a fucking grownup. - Be a grownup. - Get Rugeat. Rugeat is a three in one formula with Sildena Phil, Tidalah Phil, and Apo Morphe, got it. I nailed it, I think. That's my Latin came back. It dissolved under your tongue. - I'm sick of what it says to you. - Don't dissolve under your tongue. 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So I'm like, I can't think. - Yeah, anyone you meet, you're just doing dwell in the same world. - It's a general rule. Any bond I meet that I like, I'm like, I shouldn't meet them. I met, and then also a lot of times I tuned up and everyone else is, they're drunk or high. Woody Harrelson, and then everyone's like in their face. So you're like, this isn't a real meeting. - Yeah. - We're not just like at a table and like getting into a conversation. - Yeah, it's forced. - Oh, let's see the rest of this, what else happens? So if any of you were, you were saying? (laughing) - We're party Friday, we're party Friday. - For sure, y'all want to take a picture for our role, baby? - I'd be honest. - I'd be honest. - I gotta show you his shirt. I'm sorry. - No, please. - He stopped showing me things. - I'm gonna show you. - I mean, he has bunny down here. - Oh, killer. - Please, man, if you could just stop showing me things. - Oh, that's sweet. - Dear God, I prayed that you would stop showing me things. - That's crazy. - Look at his cards. Look at his mangled up legs. Oh my, I don't want to see that anymore. Please stop. - I don't want to say like this. - When you look at this doctor's report about all the things that are wrong with him. - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, please God. - Oh God, Jesus, please, oh my God, he's got only, he only has a lung. - He has not long to live, I hope. - Oh man, I hope God strikes you down. Quick and merciful son. - Oh man, he's gonna have a colostomy back. Tape to stomach at all times. - Oh man, but throw up my mouth. - That Jolly will haunt tears tattooed on so he could be emotional anymore. - DMZ, I mean, this is like one of the most beautiful moments I've seen. And I just, I don't even have anything to say. - I pray to God that this would happen. I'll pray to God that I would have to be uncomfortably around these people for seven minutes. - Oh my God, he smells like urine. - Yeah, I like how she's like, I don't have anything to say. Then why are you saying that? - I can't even cry, he's so happy. Makes me happy. You know what I'm saying? Just a joke. - This is the least fun TMZ video I've ever seen. His make just making me sad. - You ever see, my favorite one was Ants, remember comedian Ants? - Yeah, I remember Ants. - Last time, I said Ants, gay comedian. Who do whose friends with Ralph's mom, I believe? - Yeah, yeah. - I actually was like, no, it's Mario Cantone. - Yes, same guy. - I was sort of confusing about Confusos too, also. - Same guy. - Same guy. - I was gonna play next to somebody and she was like, what do you do? We got into a discussion. I'm a stand-up comedian. She goes, oh, I love stand-up guy. I was like, oh, who's your favorite? She goes, Ant, and I go, cool. Have a good fun. Yeah, I was like, are you all right? But anyway, they got Ants, and he didn't like it. And he just goes, fuck shit, cut, cut shit. You won't use this, fuck, fuck shit, fuck. I like it. It's pretty good. - I did see it so. - And I did use it. - I guess no, I don't want to see it. - Yeah. - No, TMZ issues, exactly like, you know, fucking 50 cent gets arrested for driving through liquor store, front door or something. - Did you see, there was another, it's not even TMZ. It's just like a fan video of Larry David's coming out of the movies. And Larry David's just like, dude, get your fucking phone out of my face and he tries to smack the ice phone out of his face. And then he just like stops himself and realizes, he's like, wait a minute, I can't be hitting people. Can I just like answer the dumb questions? - Yeah. - It's like, oh, you got me 'cause I swung at you. So now you're only, yeah. But I think it should be literally illegal to put a phone in somebody's face. If they tell you to stop telling me, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think you should legally have to. - Yeah, let's see. - Larry, how's the movie, dude? - Should it be relevant? - No, no, no. - Where can I hear anything new, Larry, see? - Whoa, don't touch my phone. - Hey, hey, don't tape me, man. - Is it free world, no? - Yeah, is it? - It is. - Cheryl, fine. - It's your ankle, I'm saying. - Did you enjoy that movie? - I loved it. - Yeah? - Do you see, really, it's like, fuck, I gotta just, there's nothing I can do about this. - Can we get the one day we play? - I could just lose my mind and look like a crazy person or I could just fucking walk to my car. - Larry, how was the movie, buddy? - Attempts to grab phone. - There's just no way. It's like, it's like, in the world. - Well, so somebody says stop telling me. - No matter what, there's a free country. It's like, dude, be a dude. Be a man. - Yeah, I know. - Does anyone understand what, like, cool, no? Like, no one has a cool, even like, you know, like, when we're Tom Cruise, they squirt him with the squirt gun. He's like, why would you do that? I don't know if I'm gonna try to have a good time. Why would you do that? And it's like, even like the speech, giving the speech like that. It's just like, lame in its own, right? - You look lame. - Yeah, it's like, you're just. - I didn't mind Tom Cruise as much 'cause like, he kind of just kind of like a moment where he was like, why would you do that? Like, you squirted me with, like, he didn't freak out. - No, I know. - It's almost like, I understand the sentiment, like, almost the logic of like-- - I'm a person. - I'm like, what are you doing, dude? - I'm not here for you. - Like, that's almost like, what is, what's wrong? Like, why would you, like, no, I get it, but it's just like, you still look like, you know, the blurb is you going, like, what are you doing? What are you doing here? - Harrington's back. - And his back, mouth guard. - Harrington, we were talking, we were trying to talk, we were trying to talk about Strickland versus Hamzot and everyone failed to find us any interesting clips. - Signals? - What? - We're at 110. - Oh, keep it off there, edit that out. - Yeah, so Strickland said he was going to shoot his team, his own team? - Hamzot's team, Hamzot's team. - We're watching, we're watching the fights here. - It seems like the only way for them is to settle their differences. - You guys will be going. - Harrington's second round, let her go back to the baby. - I did it before eight. - Oh, really? - Damn. - No, it's just, you're a little fucking cut. - I like it, you guys did not book a flight together. - It's just the legion of Skanks, dude, hanging out. - Hi, how are you doing? - Go to see a movie at Man's Johnny's Theater. I've never been there, I'd go. - I haven't been in 20 years. I've never been there. Last time I went, I was with Bobby Lee and this, some skater and then Bobby's girlfriend at the time and the movie broke in the middle. The real broken, it was, it was Lord of the Rings. So we had to wait until the, they're like, sorry, it's gonna be 40 minutes for that screenings done, And we'll get that one in here and have you guys finish off. We'll give you really.
refunds. Go to the thing, give you refunds, and Bobby banking on them, not being able to tell Asians apart when the line four times. Wow. I just got free ticket, free ticket. That's great. Take it. Because let's see how long I did before they go, I think I've seen you before. He would take on a hard time. And he goes, that's race age. Is that guy's name, Alan? I just think just took the Hamsat rivalry to a place that UFC cannot ignore. After Chimaya threatened to street, he just took the Hamsat rivalry to a place that UFC cannot ignore. After Chimaya threatened to street fight, Sean would scorched birth during the latest media scrum. He told the media that Hamsat shows up with his crew, "I'm going to pull my gun and I'm going to shoot each and every one of you." UFC 320. That's so happy. Nine days away. And Dana White has already confirmed separate hotels and tripled security for fight meat. With a title on the line, and his shoot on site warning in the air. New one is gonna be. Hamsat is gonna probably beat his ass. You think? Did they fight in the past? They smart together. Hamsat says that he would like eat the shit out of him and he had to go to the coach and say, "Yo, tell your morning, Chimaya." And Hamsat's calling him a bitch for that. Well, here's where I can tell you that Hamsat definitely went. I've been through a lot of UFC's with Joe Rogan. I've been right next to him when he's done interviews. He will consistently, every time it's a tell. Who do you think is going to win this? He only talks about the guy he thinks will not win because he doesn't want to discount him. And then we were talking about this fight. He always talks about how good Sean Strickland is. Which means he thinks. Who says this? Rogan. Rogan only talks about how good Sean should be. So if you're like, who's a better comedian, Chris Rock, or like. I don't know, whoever, or like somebody new. He's like, "Oh, that new guy's actually really good." Like, he's got good jokes, you know, but that. You're not answering the question. You're only saying that because you're like, "Well, don't shit on completely." You're trying to sell it. Yeah. No, I think Hamsat's going to fuck it. It's just like these guys. The wrestling, these Russian wrestlers, they just can grind and grind and grind and that pace is fucking impossible. It's also kind of ruining the sport. Like, I don't give a shit about any of these guys. Take your barefoot. Like, Habib was fun as a novelty. It's like, I don't need fucking 15 new Habibs. How's Makawaga Hockey? Yeah. At least get a nickname like all those bartenders do. Is there a video that I'm talking about it on? Are this guy finally responding? Brother. Brother. I've seen the real war. Yo, brother. Guys, it's stuff like that. Has anything you said pissed you off or upset you? Nice beard. Bro, he didn't shoot any chicken in the world, but how are we going to shoot the human? Are there any security concerns for you, like, leaning up to this? Have you talked to your team? Like, you know, watching your back a little differently? I have a beard that's shaped like a boot. I feel nothing. Bro, I don't think so. The guy wants to be a little outside of the cage, so. If he wanted, he would be dead already. It's going to be exciting. If you think he can actually keep him warm. Strickland wins. Yeah. Why? Because America. America, yeah. America. Because America. That's why. It is fun that Connor and what's his name? We lost it and it's just over twice. What's his name? Nope. Lost. The guy was the first real good shit talker. Oh, chill. Yeah. They turned it into a little bit of, like, towards, and then also Brock towards WWF. Eee, whatever they're calling it. And so it's like, you got to promote a fight, which is great. But sometimes the trash talker's like, it's just like boring and like, attention-grabby instead of that. Yeah. I know what you're saying. It's meant if you're good. Like, uh, fucking, chill was great. It was great. Chill was fucking incredible. So are you guys agree? Connor's incredible at shit talking, like, but. We saw chill go. What he was about to fight Anderson. First of all, they were like, if we do it in Brazil, we have to have underground driving to get in. Hope not. I might get out of a lot because he's insult to Brazil so much. So he's gonna slap his wife say, yeah, yeah. And he goes, I've never lost to fight in my life. And Rob was like, he's lost three, what? And then he goes, I've never lost a round in a fight in my life. I've actually lost a minute of any time. Chill son, I'm defeated on this period. To this day, you know, it's the best. And he goes, he goes, when I walk into the octagon, it's like thunder. When Anderson's silver walks in, you can hear a mouse pissing on cotton. He goes, he's telling a story about the regarra brothers. He's like, we were on a bus. He's like, he's like, he's singing with the straightest face. He's like, this is true story. He was like, we're on a bus. And the bus gets the bus like kind of flat tire. We're like, pull the bus over. He's like, this has to do with the regarra brothers. He's like, this has to do with all Brazilian's are. He's like, they got off the bus and they tried to feed a carrot to the bus. They thought they could feed a carrot and make the bus move. And he's saying it with the straightest face. It's so fun. He did. Yeah, it was the best. I love it. It was the best day. You try to get him on story wars. It was another add a not Adam on the what's the fucking Thomas, the booker. That's another tough one where it's like saying that with Goblin Con, but it's like you don't know the story. It's like one time I was a minute away from one of my first time. One time I was an elite wrestler at Oregon State. Yeah. What? Wasn't she also on the one that that was one of the craziest. That was one of the scariest things I feel like I ever saw John Jones do in the ring. He was fighting. They were having a pretty back and forth fight. And then he broke his toe. His toe broke off almost. And then he was like, I got to win this right quick right now. And he just fucking wrapped him up and fucking beat him like in the next 30 seconds. So he was playing with him until that moment. That's weird. That was a that was a crazy mismatch. Yeah. But that happened in his instinct. He goes, all right, let me just win this real quick and get that we have to stop this. Damn, dude. Oh, so gross. He broke the extra bone. Not a great nail to begin with. That fungus didn't just happen. No, the whole thing is an issue. Oh, you can see like bone marrow coming out. It's just Christ. Oh, do you even want getty image credit for this? How bellow lay off bro, too much, too much, dude. Oh, fucking toenails again. Etch and sketch. God damn it. That looks literally like the most painful thing you could ever happen. What's the most physical pain you've ever been in our? He broke a few things. Maybe broke a broken ankle ski in and then had to ski down. But it was broken. On one foot. Yeah. I was like, didn't know it was broken, but then it's fine, but you're skier. You were working on skier. You also never, not only did you not invite me in the end, you also have never invited me to a ski trip. I'm going to Alice going, answer it. It's a bad friend. I've never been skiing with Ari. Yeah, but you probably never been invited, because you wouldn't go. No, I ski three times a year. I've been invited. You just started skiing before the last time we did it. I've been skiing. I mean, I want to say at least seven years now. Come on. You just started before I wrote. When you like, I should go as like feels newer than that. Five years of first time I skied. Yeah, I mean, we went skiing for the first time the other four or five years ago, maybe. Yeah, I was skiing. I skied before that point of time. Okay. Well, you're invited to the next one. Oh, anyway, you know how taking your boot off is really hard. Yeah, hard sucks. Now try doing that with a broken ankle. Oh, and that was difficult. That was the most painful thing you've ever experienced. Try to take the boot off. No, pause. New one. I used to not be able to poop. Okay. I used to have a mental block like don't poop. And I would suck it. Maybe that's why I have me where I am now. And I would like hold them. And I poop every four to five days. And it would get so hard in there. The old poop combined with new poop and push in. There was no space. They would start like getting like jagged hard. And like it almost like dried out. It's when I have to push it out. It was too big for the whole. And then it wouldn't come out. And it would kind of rip at my anus to come out. And then I have to like stop. I'm like, I can't push it. So it hurts so much. I'd prayed. I used to pray to God to have this poop come out. It was the last time I really prayed for real. And I was like, please help me. Please help me with this. Sometimes I used to have to go to the kitchen and get a spoon and try to like get in there and break off pieces to get it out a little better. This is all true. Yeah. And what'd you do with the spoon afterwards? What? Silver. I think teaspoon price. Yeah, what's small? But table spoon. Yeah. Table spoons a lot. There's a lot of spoons actually. Teaspoon. Teaspoon sometimes. Well, you just want to be able to crack some off to get the next space. And then sometimes the poop would be in there too. It wouldn't flush. I had to, well, then luckily already got the spoon. So I'd break it apart. You already had the spoon. I got the spoon. That's probably that's probably up there. Yeah. Jay question to you. First, most physical pain, Jay, you've ever been in? I broke my ankle several times. I don't remember being bad, but not like, I guess it's probably that first breaking my ankle. I don't have a lot of breaks. I never broken on or broke a leg. Yeah. Have I broken? Please, God, please just let this bow move. I've broken a bunch of fingers. I've broken toes. I've broken ankles a bunch. I did. Yeah, I broke my, my fingers, my hands, my wrists. Oh, yeah, Alex just, Alex just broke her arm skiing. That's hilarious. Really? Good for you on a fall.
It's dude is so funny she fell down the mountain broker arm, and then she had like a 17 year old head of like coming We'll be part of the sneak the ski patrol how to come and hit on a carer her down the mountain I broke my last time I broke my rest I was racing with O'Neal He's a he's a better skier than any hands of the best gear. O'Neal's really good And I was like race and I just fucking like jumped off the blocks first So I'm like I got a straight line this. Yeah, he stopped immediately. I just watched me He dangerously down the hill It's like this and some guys some snowboard is doing wide turns and obviously a short turn then I just like no And let it just flew slammed it and then kept skiing I was like it's fucking hurts and and O'Neal kept on you're a fucking pussy dude It's not broken or you're fucking fine couldn't get a key in the door later I was like ah fuck and it goes you're fine. It's just a little bit bruised and then they were like no it's shattered You need pins in that It was a long long surgery. Yeah. Do you know what yours was? I don't really even broken too many bones I remember like probably the most fit the the one that like stands out when I was like a kid was like it was just like a hot day I'm just a chubby kid. I'm always a little bit sweaty. I was like riding my bike and I was about to like you know cross like an intersection and a car just shot out right in front of me So I like turn the bike and I whatever it is. I don't know how exactly it happened, but My I fell off the bike and I flipped over the bars and I like my body skidded like on the ground But it was like all here was road rash all down my leg my pants are ripped It was just like just and like little piece of black top in the fucking skin and just like lying there like bleeding sweating It's not even you know it's not even bleeding where it's like it turns pink and then you start you can like see it's like just pink maybe You see it's just like pink raw skin and then you start to you start to look at it You see like little blood start to appear in the pink like it starts. Oh, dude. That was that was fucking brutal That was probably it that's yeah we wrap up and like are you gonna throw up in the toilet? What do you have to throw up? I don't know if I I feel like ass Been eating like shit drinking nothing good. All right, what's it already go work that out go work it out? Oh, yeah, thank you guys right now. There's some legion of skanks. That's it for signs. At least for the first one Yeah, we still got a Friday and hang Friday and hang coming at you guys subscribe You guys want to watch Friday night hang last week. No, we did a lot Friday. Oh my god. What an episode that was. Oh my god What an episode that was oh my god? Great this almost pales a comparison Alex had a fucking video boom boom ready on that surface That was awesome. I will see you next time on the other Friday hang and then we'll be back at the stands until then everybody peace You've been listening to the Legion of Skanks podcast with big J. Oh person. Did you suck it? I think I would stick to these suck it I think we're three seniors. Yes, we fucking over Lewis. Lewis Gomez. Lewis J Gomez. You're trying to watch a retard. Draw swastika. It's hilarious I'm sort of done as a point card of podcasting being a fat gay guy is so fucking awesome and comedian R.E. Sheffier The Legion of Skanks podcast you
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