Last Laugh Got Banned!

You guys are not ready for what I'm supposed to show you all. Hey, Cash, guess what I caught a glimpse of the girls. He said, "I turn around and saw Hannah riding on Kate's underwear, and they were baby blue." I said, "What are you even talking about?" Why would you share this story with us? Did you guys know their last last podcast keeps getting banned off YouTube? What? Yeah, at the last episode? I've got completely banned off YouTube. Why? That lady, who looks like an alien, not to be rude or anything, but-- I know, yeah, that one on the side that I don't do. Natalie Riddle dressed up as her. That's what I've ever gotten caught sneaking out before. Oh, yeah. We would go out my window, go on the roof, when we'd be done with whatever we were doing. We would come back in, and we would go through the door. But the door was locked. We were crap. What did we do? We were too short to get back at that. I was like, "No, we're cubs." Like, we're seriously cubs. All right, guys, I have a very good thing to start off this episode with. Okay. Very good thing. Let's do it. Which is-- You guys, what? That-- the last episode is there. No, it's not. No, it's not. Why would you prank me like that? I'm sorry. We just recorded the best podcast episode ever, and I forgot to hit record on Soundboard. You guys will never see it. Sorry. And Maverick didn't hit record on the Soundboard. I'm in charge of-- Let me stupidity. Heading record on six cameras. I'm joking. And Maverick wasn't charging. Heading record on one Soundboard. It didn't happen. It's fine, man. I should be fine. Everybody makes mistakes, but it was really, really bad. It was a really big one. I didn't think so. I thought my story was good, but everything else-- Oh, so only the parts that you were talking about. My mic time was really good. We're going to refill it, because there's a crazy story that was shared. And not just that. Don't worry. Don't worry, because I have an even better story. Just know the story that we shared on that podcast, I'm cooked for life. So. All right. You guys are not ready for what I'm about to show. Wait. Wait, let us guess. Let us guess. Hold on. It's tax-mossative, so it might be like-- You found out that Grace is something Kate did. No. Kind of. No, it's not. It's not. I think it's a victim. A victim. Yeah, she was definitely that too. What happened? Wait, is I-- I can't believe I'm 18 soon. Mm-hmm. Something that happened to Kate. So something happened today with it with her-- Did she texted you about-- No, this happened, uh-- Really? Okay. About eight years ago. Oh, eight years ago. Oh, eight years ago. I just found it today. No, it's not. No, it's not. I had no memory of this happening in my life. Wait, did you-- Oh, my gosh. You texted something? Kind of. Yeah. You texted something to Kate. Eight years ago. You texted something about Kate. Hey, you texted something about Kate. Thank you. I was waiting for someone to ask. Okay. So I have a cousin named-- Wait, you should not put his name on blast like that. Oh, yeah. We'll believe that. We'll believe that. They can't say his name. We can't explain what's causing you that. All right. I have a cousin named-- What's the name? And-- Right in. Exactly. Like what you just said. Oh, well, now that you said we got to mute that, too. He is the cousin named Chris. Yeah, mute that-- Both those names. Because the name Alex. Okay. There was no Alex. We have a cousin named Chris. All right. And Chris text me one day. What's the date? I think it was 2018. This feels mean already. It's 2018. I don't even know what it says. But it just feels mean already. Oh, it's mean. Are you and Chris friends? Me and Chris are friends, yeah. Yeah. You would be surprised after this, too. All right. So Chris text me. He said, hey, Cash. Guess what I caught a glimpse of the girls writing on themselves in the game room. Well, I-- What? Whoa, whoa, wait. No, just wait. You got to not be saying-- For none of your words better. Are you all dating at this point? No, it was 2018. I was fortunate. Hey, Cash. Guess what? Guess what? Hey, Cash. Guess what? I caught a glimpse of the girls continue. Riding on themselves in the game room. Yes, you've taken the wrong word over and over and over and over again. Riding on themselves. I don't-- Wait, I was saying, listen to my story. Hey, Cash. I caught it. Guess what? Hey, Cash. Guess what? I caught a glimpse of the girls writing on themselves in the game room. Okay, now listen. Wow. Well, I'm on the Xbox. And just wanted to let you know, Kate really likes Baby Blue. Okay. I said Baby Blue. Like the color Baby Blue. Yeah. I said Baby Blue. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Hold on. Okay. Yeah. So I said I just heard Riding and he text you. Also, she likes the color Baby Blue. Yeah, the same check. Just for context. Did you have a crush on Kate at this point? Yeah. Okay. We just let him talk. Yeah, he knows that. He knows I like Kate. All right. Why are you holding your face like? Because it's bad. I'm surprised I'm even going to say it. She looks terrifying. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. It's not even embarrassing for me. I'm embarrassed for both of you guys. I recently traveled all the way from Livingston, Texas to Sterling, Canada. All right. We need to be honest about something. Our group may be, well, sometimes it always uses DoorDash for everything. It's not our fault. It's so convenient. Seriously, it's like once a day. Sometimes more. At this point, we all have our goats who orders. Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. And something always comes up. Somebody needs a coffee. Somebody forgets to eat. And suddenly, we're out of snacks. We've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials. We've gotten batteries, waters, and other things that we needed to keep the day moving. That's when I love about it. It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite tree after they've had a rough day. It just makes life easier. And honestly, those little things mean a lot. It's an easy way to show up for people. Yeah, that's why we use DoorDash so much. It helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic. It's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time. And somehow it always comes in clutch. Got you. Deliver DoorDash order now. To visit my brother at college, and it was definitely a family trip to remember. It was me, my mom, my two sisters, and their two babies, one nine months old, and the other just one month old. So as you can imagine, we had approximately a million things to pack. My brother got to play tour guide for the weekend and showed us around Sterling. We walked around Sterling College so we could see where he spins his days, and he pointed out some of his favorite spots on campus. Then we headed downtown along Broadway Avenue, where we browsed the little shops and stopped at a local coffee shop in bakery for a treat. We also drove out to Sterling Lake to enjoy some fresh air and take a few family pictures. It was fun getting to see the places he visits regularly and experience the small town community he's become a part of. With two babies along for the trip, we definitely had to be flexible with our plans. We booked a stay through Airbnb, so we had somewhere to take breaks when needed. But we loved getting out and exploring the town together. Getting to experience his everyday world, discover local spots, and make memories as a family made the long drive completely worth it. It was such a fun way to spend time together and see a little piece of my brother's life in Kansas. I'm not sure if he's going to be a family, but he's going to be a family. I turned around and saw Lily, and I turned around and saw Hannah riding on Kate's underwear and they were baby blue. Yes, I said, what are you even talking about? Why would you share this story with us? And then I said, what are you even talking about? And then he said, just thought I put that image in your head. And then I said, OMG, wait, why were they riding on themselves? I'm confused. And then he said, so they were drawing fake tattoos and Hannah decided to draw under Kate's underwear. And I turned around and happened to notice the color. And I said, what? And he said, bro, Chris is like, actually, he's looking out for you. Yeah, and then he said, I said, oh, yeah, right. You were, I said, oh, yeah, right. You were probably looking. He said, no, I didn't look. I have a girlfriend. And plus I find it weird to look at her that way because she's my sister. I said, hmm, or she's like my sister. Oh, my God. I was like, what the? I said, I said, oh my God. Chris is Kate's brother. You look like a glimpse of her. Yeah, we need to clarify. Imagine Michael sent you a text message and says, Kate likes baby. Okay, so he does it. Does it give birth? I said, I said, yeah, she's like my sister. I said, hmm, sure. He said, no, bro, you wouldn't understand because I have known her for nine plus years. I said, he's trying to one up you. Yeah, well, he's like, no, yeah, she's my sister, bro, like that. Like kind of like, you know, I'm not like that. And I said, I'm not following for that. I misspelled falling. Yeah, and he said, yeah, whatever you don't need to besides two besides, it's like you dated. It's like if you dated Savannah, banana, which is a girl, another girl, I can't say. And I said, okay, fair. And he said exactly. Then there's another message in these screenshots. That's what it looks like. Wait, you just made up some girl's name and your name is Savannah banana in your head. Yeah. And then was it like, I see these messages like nervous for where this is going. I'm like, that's crazy. That's just really crazy, you know. And then, I scroll again, and there's another message, but it looked like it was deleted in the last text message, but I have the screenshot, and it's my message. So I'm assuming what happened is I screen shot of these messages and sent them to Kate and was like, yo, Chris weird, right? But I had a deleted message that I still had screenshot in here. And when Chris first texted me that first message, and it said, hey, Cash, I kind of glimpsed with the girls riding on themselves in the game room while I was on the Xbox, blah, blah, blah. She likes baby blue. I said, hey, thanks, bro. That's what your response was? - No. - And then he deleted it before he sent it to me. - Yeah. And then I deleted that screenshot of the messages of just, what are you even talking about, instead of that? - First off. - So you were definitely thinking of like, while texting to me, like, I'm gonna send this to Kate so I'm not gonna mention a lot of me. Like, why are you riding on yourself? Even though you were definitely wanting to be like, bro, like, are you sure the underwear was blue? (laughing) - Yeah, it was a-- - Oh, this ride the West is so uncomfortable in so many ways. - I know, I have a lot of uncomfortable issues. - I don't know why you were sharing this. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know why you're sharing this case. - I don't care. - When did you found this, when? - Oh, this was like in 2018. This was like almost a decade ago. - The text makes it sound weird. I'm pretty sure me and my friends were literally just like drawing fake tattoos on ourself with like a marker. But he was like, saying that they were doing it like on my underwear and stuff. Like, that doesn't sound right. - That doesn't sound right. - That sounds pretty right. Yeah, that sounds, I think that sounds right. They did give you a tattoo on your butt, so. - Yeah, the same age. - So you got a tattoo. - This one is that so. - That's not gonna be able to go on Netflix. - Or a sticking poke. - Yeah, like we need to like remember things. - Yeah, we need to remember that. That's something crazy and I'm sorry that that happened to you. If you need therapy, I can pay for it. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Bro, so, sorry. - First off. - I'm sorry, but like. - You need to apologize to Chris. - When did you find that? - Today, I was getting a haircut, and I was scrolling through my eyes. - Oh gosh. - My old screenshots. - The barber's just like seeing all these tattoos. - Wait, who? What barber? - Oh, I can't name it. Not that barber that you're thinking of. I was at a different place, getting my hair dyed. - Oh, that was a little different today. - Thanks, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, and then I came with the conclusion. I said, "Kate, why do I always have these weird text messages to people?" And she was like, "Well, everyone else probably has them too, they just won't share." - And I was like, "Yeah, they do." - Wait, why is your hood over your head if you got your hair dyed and you want to show it off? - Because it's like what cool people do over it. So, I was like, you guys definitely all have weird text messages. Harpers in the weird text message phase, 'cause you just that age. - No, no, no, I'm never sent a weird text message. - It's too soon to share, so we get it. Understandable. - I don't have any weird text messages, I'll see. - But you three, I'm trying to think who I would have a weird text message. - We all definitely have some weird text messages and you were like 14. Because when 14, 13, 12 year olds get a phone, they start texting and they shouldn't be. - Okay. - So they say some cringy, weird stuff. - Oh, you know what? - Do you want to know the problem? - I had an Android phone until I was like 17. So you lost it all. So I really don't have any of those like really - Oh my gosh, I used to have a weird phone after high school. - I deleted all my fights that I used to have. - Fights? - Like with my friends or like, and sixth grade, I was pulled into so much drama and I would have fights with people like text message fights. - Yes, text message fights. People were so rude. - Really? - So rude. - Bro, sometimes I'll pull up a random number and my phone and I've just sit there for like 30 minutes trying to figure out who this person is. - Yeah, I've been getting texts from Billy lately and I still have your number saved. And I'm like, who is this? - Dude, not having number saves is terrible, man. No, it's the worst. - Yeah. - I can't find anything. - Because then the person texts you recalls you and you're supposed to like know who it is. - Yeah. - But then you just don't. - And every time I'll sit there I'll be like, I should really save this. And you're like, lowkey, recognize the voice. You're like, uh-huh. - Who is that? - Your brain's like not computing it. - Bro, I have one. This guy's name is Luke. He produced a bunch of club videos for us. I don't remember him being out of our house or anything at all. Do you remember employing a Luke here? - Yeah. - Yes. - Oh, you remember Luke? That, no. Yeah. I don't remember Luke. - Yes, the piece of it. - Oh. - Kinsy, I don't, you got some messages. - I do not. - I think he's a girl. - Give me that phone. - Nothing like that. - If anybody don't got pre-key messages, it's her. - That's true. - Kinsy, Kinsy can't like even like watch somebody like kiss on the TV screen for half a second. She's not sending a risky thing. - Yeah, I can't tell me about this, is that true? - I would say that, that is more our other friend. - Oh, she's trying to pass the blame, look at her. She's like, I mean, I know people like that. At any time, like a kiss comes on screen, even if it's-- - All right, we need to be honest about something. - It's not our fault, it's so convenient. - Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. - Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly we're out of snacks. - We've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials. - That's what I love about it. - And honestly, those little things mean a lot. - Yeah, that's why we use DoorDash so much. - And somehow it always comes in clutch. - Gotcha, delivered DoorDash order now. - It's like Ratatouille, you freak out. - Ratatouille. - First off, that Rat don't kiss nobody. - I don't know, I see the moon. - No, the guy who he controls, he kisses the other sous chef girl. - Yeah, I know that. - Going through all my own text messages, it's so weird, like 2023. - You gotta just type in those friends that you know, like, yeah, no, those friends. - They were worth it. - Yeah, but I used to delete all my messages. - I don't understand, I guess what we mean by weird, 'cause never in my life, that I've ever done something else is underwear. - Never, never, never, never. - That's gotta what we're referencing. - Yeah, I don't have any messages like that. - No one's topping that out, yeah. - Well, I don't know, I also had the messages, what was those ones really tell one time about you and Kate? - No, it's like, I don't know, it's just some thumbnail on YouTube about me, my curfew middle school messages. - Yeah, that was you and Kate talking, I think. - Oh yeah, and I was here for that. - Yeah, you're like saying. - You like telling her she has a change of clothes. - Stop it, stop it, stop it. - Stop it, stop it. - We can look, we can look at it again. - No, no, no. - This feels, this feels like a form of bullying. - It is. - It is definitely a form of bullying. - And I can't listen to it. - You remember those messages Harper? - No, no, no. - Let me scroll up and I'll take text messages. - Can I leave? - No. - Oh. - Let me scroll up and I'll take a snap. - I'm like, "Bringy, so hard." - Because we don't, we don't snap much, so if you scroll up, you can find them. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - And it's just messages like this that are forever long. - Okay. - Where are you going? Where are you going? Look at that. Paragraphs. - I can't listen to it. - You can't listen to it. - Kate's walking off set. - We are all over you, like 16. - No. - I can't hear you. - 2019, yeah, we were probably like 14. - Yeah, it wasn't good. - We were like 14. I don't know, I'll just read a random one. Kate is literally gone. Okay, Kate walked off set. This one says, I don't even know what it says to me. I'm gonna have to read it, I'm gonna have to filter as I read and hopefully I don't say nothing crazy. - Oh, no. - I'm gonna go to that. Good morning, babe. You mean the-- - It's already weird. - It's already weird. - It's not weird. - It's not weird. - It was okay. - It was morning with five G's. - I think I'm imagining you as like 15 years old. You have like a squeaky boy can't get me in, babe. - I don't think he sounded mature. - Wait, you said good morning, babe. - Look, what do I say is good morning, babe? - You said good morning, babe? - Yeah. - Good morning, babe. - Why morning, babe? - I don't know, it's a good morning. - I fly like that. - Wait, what, guys, pull you? - I just heard the front door. - It's called the front door. - That's right. - You just went off. - All right, I said good morning, babe. - Oh, no. - You mean the world to me, and you make me so happy. - You said that. - And I'm literally in love with your personality. - Wait, you said that? - Yeah, and I said-- - Are you making this stuff? - Why do you keep you iterating? I said, "Wait, you said that?" (laughing) And then I said, "You said that, not the blue underwear guy." - I said, "It is bad, there's a lot of emojis in here too." - I said, and you're absolutely gorgeous. - Just let Harper read it. - Now let me read it. - Okay, but I don't know what's in here. - I'm a trustee. - Oh my gosh, that's their name. - Imagine, imagine. - I would not get to pull the proper bra. - My chat GPT, my messages would have went crazy. - Well, while you're trying to scroll up to it, this was one of my middle school fights that I got in. I said, "We would get in these stupid fights." - It texted me, please stop. - I would get in these stupid fights, and this is what I said once. I said, "I'm sorry, but I don't know what I need "to be apologizing for, that's the thing." Everybody's blaming me on starting a rumor when I did it. She said, "Wanna know why?" Question mark, question mark, I said, "Yes." She said, "Because you lie all the time." You're like the boy who cried wolf. Who really knows when you're telling the truth anymore? I said, "Name five lies that I did." I don't need to. I said, "Yeah, 'cause I don't lie." She said, "Sure, sure." Right there, you just told another lie. And then I said, "I don't really lie." And she was like, "My bad, sure." I was like a little angel child. All the times I camp when you tried to embarrass your sister, I was like, "She's my sister," question mark. Kinda seems like you lie there, too. I don't know, because you're just such a perfect child. I'm sorry if I accused you of anything. You don't understand Harbor. You're always a center of attention. Everyone is talking about you, not in a good way, so don't get your hopes up. Maybe you should buck up and talk to blah, blah, blah in person. - Hey. - Dude. I think I could start a whole YouTube channel where we just go through people's phones. I would love looking through people's phones. - How fun of that be if it was like phones that you buy it like a garage sale? (laughing) [LAUGHTER] I don't know what this says people. Oh my gosh, I'm already cringed out. Okay. So Kashette, good morning, babe. You mean the world to me, and you make me so happy. And I'm literally in love with your personality, heart to heart, different emojis. And you're absolutely gorgeous, and you make me so happy that I get to be with someone as gorgeous as you. I literally think about you 24/8. Okay. Um, and you're really-- 24/8, please. What did I say? I don't know. And you're really good at kissing. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] No, no, no, no, no. It says, I think about you 24/8, and you're really with a lot of eyes, good at kissing. And when I get to hold you in my arms, it makes me so happy because I get to sit there and look at your gorgeous face. Oh, wow. Okay, I'm not going to read that part. I don't know. Bro, I went back to when my Instagram was created here. Okay. I meant to send like, that like 30 minutes ago, but I fell asleep. So I'm writing it because it took so long. Kate said, aw, baby. I love you. I don't know what I did to deserve you because you're literally like everything I wanted a guy. And honestly, I don't deserve you, but I'm going to keep you anyways. The thing that you do, the semicolon and the actual colon thing, the smiley face. So thank you for everything you do. You make me so happy. I know I'm not easy to deal with sometimes, but I love you so, so, so, so much. You don't understand, but thank you, my love. Aw, babe. I think that's enough. Yeah, that is. That's bad, bro. 14 years old. I was like scared of coup d's at 14 years old, but like that? No, that was bad. I mean, the amount of emojis too. Yeah, like the heart, the double heart, the smiley face. The triple heart. Yeah, the peach. Well, yeah, there's a lot to imagine. But yeah, my fives used to be insane. Why are you fighting with everybody all the time? Me? Yeah. No, I'm not fighting with people. People get me in a drama. She said, literally, you keep causing drama. Nobody, quote, kicked you out of the friend group. So you can stop telling everybody that we're all just telling the lies, Harper. You don't even know when you lie. It's just so toxic. I said, I get it. I'm sorry. She said, but you're not Harper. You apologize and then you say you'll fix it, but nothing changes ever, period. All right, we need to be honest about something. It's not our fault. It's so convenient. Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives, because we're always on the go, filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat. We've gotten batteries, waters, and other things we needed to keep the day moving. That's what I love about it. It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day. And somehow, it always comes in clutch. Got you. Thanks, you wanted the drama. You know what's crazy is that they never do kick you out of the friend group. They just don't invite you. You just sit there and just figured out why is everyone on their phones right now? Me? Are we gonna have a conversation? No, this is the little weirdo that this is me that when I was texting all that. What else did you say? Look at me. That's me. Why do I look like that? Yeah, you have a not a good look. Hey, what are you doing? Kenzie, what are you doing? You think I'm trying to see what happened. I'm trying to see what happened. Yeah, I say, come on. Just give me your phone and I'll find the weird things. The only weird things I have is like people paying me for doing their homework. What are you doing? My messages only go back to two. Why is there a bag on your head? Oh, I'm embarrassed. What? This might be more embarrassing than what Ken says. Yeah, I think the bag on your head is definitely worse. I don't want to show my face. Yeah, but what you got to do is show confidence. That's what I do with these top of things. I don't even know what was red. Me neither. It was weird. It was said that you were really good at kissing. That's what it was said. And then there's other things that I had to censor out. But yeah, I'm not. It was swear. It was swear. It was kind of a weird thing. Yeah, we get part of the phone and that her read all the messages. Yeah, I'm serious. I did your. I. I'll just say like this is something that can everyone hear 14 year old messages. Yeah, but I had never sent like three new ones like that. I would always just like. No, I can find one. No, not if they're not good. No, I could find one. No, but not one. We like a good one. Like a, okay, let me see. Let me see. You're not going to say a good one. A good one. A good one. A good one. A good one. A good one. A good one. A good one. Oh man. Y'all, like, I just like, remember. We keep the bag here for anything else to do. It's not our fault. It's so convenient. Sometimes more. At this point, we all have our go-to orders. Filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. Got you. Oh, it's being able to be on it. Yo. Did you guys know that there are last laughs? Well, I know you know, but I don't know if Harper News. There are last laugh podcasts. Keeps getting banned off YouTube. What? Yeah. Do you know if there are last episodes? Why? They're super annoying. Kid-friendly thing they could be. You would think. Yeah. But yeah, so also, if you guys have been watching the last laugh podcasts, well, not watching it because the episodes aren't up. Yeah, all their episodes keep getting banned. Yeah. And I don't know how many videos they have up right now, but there should be way more. And they're having a lot of issues with it. Yeah, if you know what we're talking about, I'd go watch it where you still can. You want to know, you want to read something that's cringy? And that I put in my mind is only and then the guy that I wrote it about found out. Hmm. Oh my gosh. I am like, I, I could cry because he found this out. Like I. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wait. Let me see. Let me see. I give you mine. I give you mine. It's so bad. Harper, let me read it. You can't read the name. Okay, I won't read the name. I don't know if it's bad. I'll skip any bad parts. I give her my phone. This is. This is. This is December 13, 2021. That's my birthday. Really? December 13. Okay, that's happy. Whoa, that's a lot. Yay. It's really embarrassing. She said. And mind you, he saw this photo. Oh, this is. Wait, wait. You typed this out and then just put it in your mind's only. Do I read it? No. For him. You left out of embarrassment and I gave her the phone. No, yeah. So he wasn't ever supposed to see it. He was never supposed to see it. I was in my mind's only one day. My friends went through my phone and went through my mind's only and send it to him. No way. No. Those are not your friends. That's crazy. There's so much. She said. How Barry makes me feel? Who? Who? Barry. You don't mean he uses a real name, do you? No, no. You just bury it in. Who is the one I'm thinking? Okay, but my first love. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's making me sound like. This was 2021, by the way. So it's not like any recent people. How are you? It's like COVID. I was like 10, 11. Oh my goodness. He makes me look forward to something not school. Every time we lock eyes, I get so excited when he notices me. Oh. He was the first guy in my life that actually loved me. And said he loved me. Just getting sad. All right. Although, although he always is making out with other girls constantly. Oh. Yeah. That happens. With that age. It's time. Did that sound kind of good? I don't know. But our new Christmas merch is now out on our website, theLOpodcast.net. We have our Christmas crew neck and a few other designs ready for you guys. And we have a little ornament. So that when you look at your Christmas tree, you think of us. So if you guys want the best Christmas list, make sure you go add our things to your list. So Santa can bring up New York Christmas morning. Yeah. Oh my gosh. This is so embarrassing. I can't believe this happens. I'm just being read out. You go for the same thing Kate fell for. Just keep going. Barry had you. We're all the same. Yeah. Let me just put this out there. I feel like a 12 to like 16 year old girl right now. Have some self-worth, man. 12 to 16 are really big different. Yeah. That is. Okay. Well, whatever. No, if a guy's making out of their girls, you should probably not write this poem about him. And if you're the dude making out with other girls, keep doing what you're doing. You should probably lock that down with. This is when I was like 10 years old. I'm now 17. I was caught in his trap until a few months ago. On his trap. Yeah. I'm free of it. I'm finally free of it. Man, how to spell on you. And then she says. I still love him. I still love him. And always will love him. There is something about him that I see no other girl see something about him that I see that no other girl sees. He has a certain way of touching me, which isn't weird, but it makes me feel so good. After me and him ended things, I tried to. go for other guys. But in the pack of my mind, I couldn't stop thinking about Barry. Every time I see him, every time I see him talking to other girls, I get slightly jealous. But I feel like if he liked me, I would totally date him. Maybe even, maybe even, maybe even marry him. But I would have to have a sit down talk with him about how if we dated, he could not, well, this is kind of sad. But I would have to have a sit down talk with him about how if we dated, he could not cheat on me. Oh my gosh, from 11 to 17, nothing changed. Even, even though I know he would, I would still, I would still be in his trap, which is love with him. This is horrible. Which is, which is, which is, I love with, with them sending him this message is horrible. I really like him. And I wish I could have one day hung with him and Barry, if we ever dated, talked to you. Hope you see you soon. Why is, every time it says Barry, there's a new name over it. Was this about an old guy? No, because I looked up his name so I could see like, if there was any weird things, the way it looks is it looks like she, like, covered up an old guy's name with this new name. Y'all, y'all, I didn't know it said that. The touching part, but I remember writing it and being like, he has a certain way of touching it. I'm pretty sure this was like when we were in fifth grade and he would like put his armor on me and I'd be like, oh, I feel so special, not like anything weird. No, I get it. I had, I had a moment like that. A guy came up behind me in like seventh grade and he like grabbed your wings. No, he like hugged me from behind. He was like, it was about that quick. He put you in a headlock pretty much. He like came up behind me, like, rap's armed for me for half a second and then pulled him away really quick because I think he was like scared of anyone seeing. And then I went home and wrote my diary that I just felt so safe in his arms. I'm saying it's gone. Safety, oh, man. It's about that way. This is another one. This is our, this is our, I don't know something about just like a middle school girl just being in love is so wholesome. This is our first via O.B. Fast, I promise. You want to know, uh, you know, before you move on, what was said after the message was sent? No, he found out and I didn't know he found out. I didn't know if my friend's logged me to my house. Did you send this message to someone? All right. It's not our fault. It's so convenient. Sometimes more. Yeah. But honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day, it just makes life easier. Got you. Delivered DoorDash order now. Is this in your nose? No, this was in my eyes only. It's like a no. Just for myself. Just for myself to look back on as a weird 11-year-old girl would. And my friends logged into my account and sent it around the school. And the next day at school, everybody was like, you like when you talk to them? Oh, that's sad. I know. Okay, well, this was our first bite. You know, you know how you saw my shirt? Well, every time you put on that shirt or wear that shirt, I wouldn't even think about how you treated me. The nine months of ups and downs, highs and lows you put me through. I was literally obsessed with you. Absolutely obsessed. You were the guy I wanted. I will talk to you about my friends and tell them all the things that you do that make me happy. I don't this is a lot. You may feel like it was only three weeks ago when I wrote that, but I know it's weird, but I care for you so much. But in the back of my mind, you died so fast. It was like a snap. One went wrong action and you make me not everyone to see your face ever again. I know. Yeah, that's for five years. You got in my mind and all I would think about is you and sorry, you got my mind and all I would think about was you and I think you knew that and but you just took advantage of me when not like that, but like took advantage of my feelings when I really did like you all I'm going to or I'm just going to let all my emotions out here and tell you my feelings when I did have them for you. It started nine months. Okay, and then it's just like our whole like love story, but it lasted for like 10 years. But in the back of my mind, you died so fast, let's just be yet. Wow, so bad. That's crazy. Cash and I were like actually going on 10 years next year. Uh, what would we mean? Like we started, we met 2016 or 2015, but then we really started talking in 2017. 2015, 2017 is one like the on and off for like years started. Man, yeah, that's so toxic. Isn't it? It's horrible. It was terrible for my brain. Dude, Matthew, you got to offer something here. Come on. Uh, like old text messages. Yeah, I don't have anything. I don't have anything before 2019. And after 2019, the worst text messages I have is like people paying me for doing their homework. And I mean, that's all I got. I have nothing else. That's the most amazing people you did for money. Uh huh. That is messed up. I made money. How much would you charge for a assignment? No, we see. Oh my gosh. I would have paid people so quick. Yeah, if I had money, I would have. I definitely would have. I just just didn't submit anything. It's another job. AI took away. Like I'm just I want to go through, uh, y'all's drafts. Do you like keep stuff in your drafts or no? Like TikTok drafts? Yeah. No. Uh, my TikTok drafts are all just like actual TikToks that need to be posted. There's no, there's no like, you know, like people when they're like, do like filter videos and they're like, laying in bed, stuff like that. I'd like never do that. Never. I mean, it's because I'm on TikTok all the time, trying to find stuff to like actually film that when I'm not on like when I don't want to be on TikTok after that, you know? Wow. I'm on TikTok 24/7. But in my drafts, it's just like like drafts that like I make during the day. Yeah. Just like normal ones. Yeah. Like slideshows and stuff. No, when people are like, uh, I think people get like, when people are like, oh, don't watch my TikTok drafts or something, I feel like it's people that aren't actual like creators and stuff. They just do TikTok for fots than they do. Yeah. When like they fell with thirst chopper or something. Yeah. I think we should rebrand our podcast. My hopper turns 18. Yes. Oh, and make it like we like change the set and everything and all of a sudden we're like adult now. Yeah. Y'all in the search for the eighth, the, the episode on your 18th birthday starts with green paper. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I don't want to tell it. I can't believe it's already coming up. Like six grade me. It's like, I had this secret and now it's like day. No, I was, who was I, oh, I was talking with my hair stylist today. I was like, yeah, we are going. I was like, next year, we'll be four years of the podcast. Like we started the podcast before Harper started high school. And now, and now here I am, right? Like we started like her whole high school career. It was just like no way way. It wasn't before she started high school. We did. Yeah. We started the podcast the summer before she went into high school. It's just saying so many things have happened in high school. And oh, listen to my toe. Ready? Yeah, we listen to it every time. No, listen. What the heck? Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, but I feel like we could re-brand. And say cuss words. Yeah. She's like, I actually do cuss all at all. And then we could like, you can change the name to like legal LOL. No, not that. That's 21. We can do that. You do. Oh my gosh. On your 21st birthday. Oh, I'm getting drunk on the pod and joking and joking. I'm joking. I don't drink. But that would be fun. Um, well, what's it called? Um, maybe we can name it like L.O. LMAO podcast. You could do that. Um, um, that would make sense. But um, we don't. It has to stay, it has to stay LOL, but like just like, yeah, we don't even touch the real life. So it's like that one when they said, um, yeah. Have I ever heard us say cuss words? Uh, yes. I've heard. No, you've never heard. Yes, I have. I don't. I swear my life when, um, it was one episode where you got really upset and I went downstairs and I was leaving. I think it was when I got back from home. When you got mad at Mav. Me? No, he got mad at Mavric. For what? That's the only person I've ever cussed at. Well, no, he was out. I remember I was leaving cash on the top of the series and he was like, and then I left. And I was like, all right, bye. Um, didn't leave me in that time. That's like when I'm always just like, I act like I leave. I'm like, listen, yeah. No, I left. But and then I heard Kate cuss when she got her fingers suck the North. Never heard Kenzie cuss. Um, and Mavric, I've heard you say a few cuss words like with Joe and like, dang it. What? No, there's no way. Yeah, I have. Uh, you've joked around on me and said a cuss word before. Oh, and when we were filming the Queen Bee music video right in there, that's the first time I ever heard you say a cuss word. You're like, well, if you weren't 14, we would be like, um, who you turn about me or Mav. You, um, it was like something like I was, uh, guess what? Oh, yeah, you're like, but guess what? There's a new Queen Bee and you said the B word. The line would probably hit harder. But oh, it really would. I would. Oh, it really would. Maybe she just heard her chords Queen B now that she's saying. No, no, Piper's like, are we put around again? Yeah. No, I saw the tracks too. I would literally re-report. I'm just saying it's a move. We could everything could change everything. Everything could change. We could change the logo. We could change the set. We could change the colors. We could change. Oh, we have Donald Trump. on like make it all like adult I mean if we could ever get the president of the United States on I think it'd be hilarious it would be a funny episode because you know what we could do for what trolling well I don't know what I should say yeah you have to call them um because I feel like if you ever had a president on there'd be secret service which is what I would find cool wait oh my god wait so I would see like how quick they are all right we need to be honest about something our group maybe well sometimes it always uses DoorDash for everything it's not our fault it's so convenient seriously it's like once a day sometimes more at this point we all have our goats you orders yeah but honestly DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming recording traveling or working on something and something always comes up somebody needs a coffee somebody forgets to eat and suddenly we're out of snacks we've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries waters and other things we needed to keep the day moving that's what I love about it it's way more than just ordering dinner whether it's groceries supplies or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day it just makes life easier and honestly those little things mean a lot it's an easy way to show up for people yeah that's why we use DoorDash so much it helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic it's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time and somehow it always comes in clutch got you delivered door dash order now I'd be like no I'm seriously like like like I swear like I like there's so much that goes behind like the White House and stuff and like that lady um who looks like an alien not to be rude or anything I know yeah that's honestly like getting bullied everywhere I feel bad yeah which what I won't lie Natalie Reynolds dressed up as her which which was kind of a crazy move wait what's her name I don't know she's the founder of Dell technologies her but some lady in the White House I don't know what she is I don't know what she does I don't know what any of it is that she's doing but all I know is she said your kids are going to make a lot of money on what it was sounds good to me yeah and people who didn't like the way she looked and the Natalie Reynolds dressed up as she was trying to be nice to I'm a girl I told that I'll fit that Natalie the nice lady came out gave away a billion dollars to a bunch of children and everyone's brother she's like the like Dell computers she's like the owner or wife or something like Dell computers the family but you also to see what she looked like before I think it was just like the lighting or something but yeah I don't know something but like I don't know something's going on bro imagine being like a kid living in the White House and they're like cash we need to go through your phone you're like oh Frank the blue underwear message I mean I can't we can't have that out of the bag like I'm actually getting caught up with that one time I got caught sneaking out and it was the worst it I ever got caught sneaking out oh yeah really well oh okay now I'm getting back now got cost we got cost sneaking in yeah yeah I was gonna say mav it was the same night and you got caught too actually I was sneaking out mad sneaking in wait how do y'all get caught um and then cameras cameras cameras cams and then my brother caught you sneaking in well for a while yeah y'all it was like the peak time in my life like seriously the peak time in my life no I was like like you're talking like sneaking out yeah sneaking out like it was so fun because I didn't have cameras I didn't have any threats to my house so my parents didn't have cameras so what we would do every night or every weekend is me brook Adi and my other friend Elizabeth we would sneak out of my house and um we this was like 2023 20 or no 2024 sophomores and we would go out my window go on the roof and we would like like climb on the roof really quietly and we would jump down but one time imagine your parents just like do you hear that noise there no I have a photo of all of us on the roof it was crazy about what y'all actually crawled on your roof to sneak out yeah yeah yeah actually I did that one uh the trash cans so basically there's like uh the house and then the trash cans are all right down there and can you send us a video of how you did this we would jump yeah I can we would jump onto the trash cans and then from the trash cans we would go over the fence and then we would always do this thing we would run but one time we would always like get to like go back in through the through the actual door because we couldn't get back on the roof so we would go and do the actual wait wait wait so you sneak out and then you just walk up to your ring doorbell and walk back in no it wasn't it was the back door but we couldn't go through the back door at that time because my mom would still be like low-key wake so we would just like for extra precaution and to be like extra cool we would go on the roof and then sneak out and then like when it wouldn't be done with whatever we were doing we would come back in and we would go through the door but the door was locked the only time it was locked and we were crap what do we do to get back at that I was like no like we're we're cooked like we're seriously cooked like because like imagine like you're hard-dropping because it's like it's locked and we try to open it and like my dog Sparky and like it's that's where you do the perfect thing you just tell your parents hey listen we were gonna sneak out and now we're outside and we can't get back in but we we never left we've been outside so our plan was to say that we were trying to have a sleep over on the trampoline but my mom would probably wonder how do we get out there and why are there no blankets so what we did was we waited outside in like the freezing cold for like two hours so by this time it's like 7 am Reese has volleyball in the morning and she can drive so we're like Reese you have to let us end Reese's phone is dead throughout the whole night we're trying to call her we can't like she won't pick up so finally we like ping her phone on the fine my iPhone could you not knock on our window no we couldn't go back on the roof oh she's a second story it was like all the way over yeah she's a second story so it's like too hard so finally it comes like 7.30 a.m. we're freezing outside we've been awake all all morning and um basically did you school that day no no and basically uh Reese wakes up for volleyball and she comes downstairs unlocks it but she's like why are you all outside my mom comes and she's like oh what are you doing and I was like mom's are always actually you get caught doing something bad they're like my child yeah we all kids okay we all gonna do it and I was like and I was like we went for a walk a morning walk because it's Christmas a morning walk or no yeah we woke up at 6 a.m. for a morning walk mom we're like we went for a morning walk and we locked the doors behind us on our Saturday and she was like so tired she's like okay and then she went back to bed and she hasn't talked to me ever since about it hey well you didn't get in trouble for sneaking out no no there's a mornin walk you ever see people in there was a morning walk dude one time I snuck into oh my gosh oh my gosh oh yeah you tell your story version of no you know no you promise you can go okay all right she's like my story's better mine quick don't worry one time I snuck into a girl's house and she made she gave me like directions like turn around the mailbox all this crap and part of the directions was how to get in and so I climb up on like her neighbor's fence walk all the way across her neighbor's fence and then like go for a girl like go over to her fence then climb onto the roof and it's like I'm like in this house so tall okay yeah I'm done and then I climb all the way up there I'm like ah and it's so high bro and then I get up to her window I imagine you know it's like so people climb this a lot she's like all the time you're like yeah I get up to her window in her bedroom and I'm trying to open it and she's like oh I forgot I was like what she's like my pants nailed it shut now you remember that you're like three stories hanging on to the edge like I was like oh god and there's another one I'm like on the other house so then I had to go up to like her second roof and like climb all the way around the other side of the house and that part was sketchy so her parents her parents didn't even think to nail that window because they're like no one's going through that window and then I got in there and then I got in there and then uh yeah and that was it that was it did you leave the same way you go the same way huh did you go the same way yeah I don't know why did I use the front door was it did you at least have fun were you at least like yeah this was worth the four-story climb now bro is inside she's like I can't believe you did that he's like she's like next time she used the front door well one time I was like I was like a seventh grader and my sister was a ninth grader and she snuck in two guys into our house and they also climbed up on the window and her shower window I could you not it is this big and this wide like it's like so small oh and like these like big footballers are coming in through this window and they're getting stuck so like they're like trying to get through but re-snuck in like two guys with her friend and um they stayed over and uh yeah did your mom know that yet oh yes yeah it wasn't a better window option there because like it was like right into a room so it was like perfect it was like through a shower it's a shower window so this window those are tiny it's like nobody's coming through there and like and then in the morning um how did my mom find out oh yeah my mom um yeah my mom caught Reese and this guy like talking in the room and uh in like her friend and the other guy oh that's so awkward they're like separating the two man or whatever and um basically my mom walks in on Reese's like let's all this not get out of my house so on the ring camera the boys walk out of the house and they're like all excited yeah and like at least we don't have to go back to the window that's always the worst when you're the one that they snuck in and then the parents catch them and you're like oh I don't I don't even know I got here this one time I was like who are you why are you in my house I just I was done with This is so grounded. stuck into this guy's house and which by the way I don't know why I stuck into his house when he could have stuck into mine like like what kind of like behaviors that anyways I went to his house climbed up the fence on to his roof like and are you trying to steal his story? No I climbed up the fence onto his roof and it was me and like one like this other guy we're sneaking into this guy's house and then I get I don't know I can't imagine you climbing onto a roof. That's the weird thing. I get another guy. I was sneaking this. Yes it was it was like these two guys are babies man. They were ladies girls. Was he like escorting you there? No no they were they were we were all just going in. Hey my friend he lies come on I'm gonna get you in. I know a way in. So we were which is weird because the guy whose house we were sneaking into wasn't even the guy I was interested in. I was interested in the other guy so I don't know why we did that but we go and we get into this guy's room and it was the nastiest room I'd ever experienced. It was just the like epitome of like a teenage boys room. He was like 14 or 15 and he had like dip bottles everywhere. Like it smells so bad. There was clothes everywhere. Nothing was clean. I like was like I can't touch any surface in here. So I was like I got to go and I like stayed for like 30 seconds and I had to leave because I was like I'm gonna literally die of like fumes from whatever's happening in this room. Bro I remember when I was single sometimes I remember you'd probably be like hey we got a podcast tomorrow don't come in late and I'd be like dude it's kind of late. I should probably go home and I'd be like I could probably try to sneak in the house a little bit so cash don't know that I was out all night. Yeah man. Then the next day I'd be like tired. I'd be like yeah I'm like a podcast. No that was internal. He'd stay up all night and sleep all night. I when I was in. I remember also another thing was when I was in. when I was in when I was in it was two years ago today actually I bought this ladder to sneak out of my house. I was so extra. I got on take talk shop. She was like I got a rope ladder. She got a fire escape ladder and then she shows me the Amazon order. I was like what are you going to do when your parents find that and you were like my parents are going to understand that I want this in case the house catches on fire. We try it on my window one night. It's me and my friends and there's actually photo me like out of the window like hard to climb. Oh my gosh. When I tell you it was so sketchy to the point where the ladder almost fell when it was hooked onto my window almost slipped off and I almost fell like 500 feet to my death. The ladder was like wiggly. It was like steel and then like rope steel rope steel rope and so it was like wiggly and like it was banging on the windows when I try to sneak out. What do you say? It's just a clip of Kate. It's just harbor room. I was being sent away to Utah. I told Reese because like I didn't use this ladder ever but I was still scared that my parents were going to find it so I was like take your care. I was like take a care of this ladder but no. I never used it after that because it was so sketchy but I did tell Reese like when I was being sent away I was like can you hide all the things that I need to hide from mom and dad in my room? Yeah I know I'm going to be gone. So I was like Reese put this ladder. I had a suitcase of all my illegal thing I'm joking. I had a suitcase of like the ladder and like some other things that I don't want my parents seen in my room. So I told Reese on one of my face some calls that I got to be there. I was like Reese you need to hide this. You need to hide this from mom. So I let them find my ladder. So Reese the ladder. Reese the ladder. So Reese thanks the ladder out of my room put it in her room and then when I get back home we go on a fight about a month later and I go out of town for a little bit and we're like fighting from I'm in New York and Reese's home and so we're fighting back and forth and then finally I get home and I see a ladder on my all my like doorstep and I was like are you serious. So Reese trying to like get me in trouble with it but my mom didn't come upstairs since he's seen so. Oh, yeah. All right guys well thank you so much for watching. Let's see y'all next time. Adios also go make sure you guys should go like rate us on Spotify like five stars yeah and vote for us on kid stories words. I don't know if that's going out we might have already won. I don't know if we haven't vote for us on kid's - Enjoys, audios. - Bye.