Larry Wheels Threatens To Slap Matan After Being Disrespected

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Larry Will. We'll come in. Thanks for coming. Thank you for having us, sir. For today's co-host, we have Mike. Welcome in Mike. Yeah, so please just pull that mic closer to you and then introduce yourself and all that one. Sure. I'm Larry Wheels. Mike, like that. Like to take a mask. Is it good? I guess. Close enough? Yeah. Larry Wheels, part of their body, both armors are now streamer. And it's your last name, Wheels, because you are a descendant of the Famous Marcus Wheel, who discovered the wheel. I wish I had a cool backstory like that, but now I had a buddy that was a vet that said, Hey, you're not saying Miss Williams, you look for a lot of weight. The plates in the gym are shaped like wheels, so it's called Larry Wheels. Okay. Well, my idea couldn't have been true anyways, because I just made that up. But I got me fooled. But you know, seriously, are you a descendant of Rabbi Ben Sifnarek? Who is that? He's an evil Rabbi who puts courses on people and turns them into frogs. I believe I'm not. As far as I know, I'm not a descendant. I am Larry III. But I was thinking you, oh, you're the third Larry. Yes, I'm a descendant of two other Larrys. My father's Larry, as is my grandfather. And then your great grandfather is Rabbi Ben Sifnarek. He is not. He is Larry. But you're famous, and usually there's some theories that famous people, they have, you know, they have to go to Israel or these or that, and there's some theories. And I was thinking that you had a direct lineage from Rabbi Ben. No, nothing cool like that. Sorry. That's cool to you. He's putting courses on people. Ah, true. Yeah, that's not cool actually. No, we'll move on. Why do you think so many people are criticizing your relationship? What's so bad about a girl marrying a man because he has a lot of money? I've been trying to figure that out for myself. I have standards as she does, and it's funny. They call her a gold digger, but so am I. I like gold who doesn't like gold. And she wants to run back and provide, and I'm stepping up to the plate. I like to do that for my woman. And you have to understand from her perspective. You're a gold digger, but in a literal way, you're digging for gold. She's a gold digger in a metaphorical way, because she doesn't have to do any work for it. I think that's why she gets some criticism, but I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with that. And it makes sense why she chose you because she was able to manipulate you very easily. Well, I think she does plenty for me. She cooks, clean, and she's going to be the mother of my children as well. So is that nothing to you? Is that doing nothing? I think I know contribution. I think she's doing it in bad faith, though. You know what I mean? It's like just because a gold digger is going to do wifely things doesn't mean they're doing it because they like you. She's doing it because you have a lot of money. And she's also a very attractive woman that can be with a lot of different men to have a lot of money. And it's I didn't have said money status, and whatever else, I wouldn't have been able to pull her, right? Yeah, probably not because not that you're not necessarily able to pull her because she saw above your league. I wouldn't be able to pull her without money and status because she's only going to be with somebody with money and status because she has as many interests as that white wall over there. Sure, of course, and that's the opinion of many in the internet. And I believe to attract a woman of her stature, young 10 out of 10 beautiful, intelligent, you need to bring something to the table. When I didn't have money and status, a woman like her just wasn't even not saying that like, you know, some rich people who they won't go around, like the real rich people, they don't go around with change and stuff. Sure. It's because they want to avoid like those Dubai type of people. They don't want those people coming up to them, I would say. And you clearly aren't wearing a chain or anything, but I feel like that's kind of who that type of person is, right? I'm a type of person and she is with that kind of person. Well, I'm saying you couldn't have got with her if you didn't have status and money, but I'm saying then you probably shouldn't have got with her. That should have been the signal that you don't get with that person if they're only with you for your status and money. But what is the problem with her looking for a man that has money inside that can provide for her the lifestyle that she wants? Those are the same expectations of like a pro. I feel like you have to not that she is what I'm saying. Of course not. You have to have the actual standards about the personality and stuff, right? Yeah, and she has that as well. Right. And that's not what you mentioned. You said status and money. Yeah, that's first and foremost. Yeah. Right. That's a problem. You know, that allows me the opportunity to even get in the door with her. Right. But the personality is obviously a big part of it because she's had, look, I wish I can show her DM. She has DMs from countless men with money and status. Like a woman with her stature doesn't have a problem finding a man back in provide for her. Right. Like there are there is no shortage of men, especially in Dubai where I met her with money and status. There are men much richer than I that have tried to be with her that failed. Right. So it's just like it's just the game on playing. Yeah, I guess it's like a trade though. They maybe are less easily manipulated and also maybe they aren't famous and maybe they're like very old. Is that what you think they're countless athletes that have been asked to buy athletes are they even able to be athletes? I feel like she's been in America now. I feel like it's more likely that a person in Dubai has legs growing out of their ears than they become athletic. Well, not just in Dubai, but here in America, she's been here for two years and has been countless athletes here in America that I've been trying to be with her. Okay. Since you're black and your wife is white, what are some mixed appropriate names you might choose? Electabas, Magnumite, Fallout, Mech, Joker Bat. None of those names that you gave to me. Well, you got to do a name that's not completely white or completely black. So that's why I gave you some options. Give me those names again. What does Joker Bat even mean? Like Joker and the Batman and you combine it because they're from the same universe. I don't want my child to be a clown, so no thanks. So then why would you suggest gesture maxing as a name? I said that Joker Bat name sounds like gesture macro. Okay, that one's silly. What about Electabas? What does that mean? It's yellow Pokemon, the electric yellow Pokemon, the big guy. Yeah, I don't want to name my child after a Pokemon. Why is that? You better than that. I am actually. Yes. No one else has done it. Why should I be the one to do it? Somebody has done it and if they haven't, then I'm going to be the first and let me tell you what's. I feel like I gave you some options. What about Magnumite? Is that another Pokemon name? He's an electric Pokemon. Okay, yeah. No Pokemon name for my children. Fallout, Mech. I feel like that one is self-explanatory. Fallout. When the game fall out, it's like Mech. They have Power Armor. You're kind of just saying Mech instead of. Power Armor Fallout, Power Armies. That's actually a pretty cool name. I know, it's not. No doubt for that. No, it's definitely not a cool name. None of those names are cool. Isn't your wife would get behind that? I think she definitely would. But you know what? You might disagree that this is cool, so she wanted to name our son Blade, like from the Vampire movie. She just fucking with you. She's just having a laugh with you. No, she's being that serious. She wants her son to be called Blade, and I'm not against it. I think it sounds cooler than a Pokemon name. Electabuzz is way cooler than Blade, because Blade, it's like, it's a real name. Electabuzz, it's like your son is a complete joke now. He'll never have a normal life. Wait, because you're calling Blade? No, because you call him Electabuzz. He'll never have a serious job. That's why I'll never call him that. That's why I imagine how funny these are. Imagine your son is Electabuzz. Imagine he's going to be a shutting insult for the rest of his life, if he's called after a Pokemon. And how funny would that be? It's like you're choosing your son's life and you get to choose it based on just one decision. Well, I'm not a sadist. I want to call my son a Pokemon. Okay, then you can maybe go fall out, Mac. That's just as bad as the other few. Maybe even worse. Why is our co-host so silent? Let's mic. What's up, mic? On a scale of one through ten, how concerned would you be if your head turned green and fell off? If my hair turned green, if my head turned green, I wouldn't be able to be concerned because I'd be dead. You got it. There's a tree question. Yeah, I'm not that much of a meadhead. Yeah, well, following up on that, was your goal always to look like a giant meatball? It wasn't always. I intended looking like Mr. Olympia, like a really good bodybuilder, not like a meatball. But wasn't his goal probably that overweight? Well, they're literally circles, but you're not a circle, but you're kind of in that formation. I feel like I have more of an X-frame look than a meatball. Like this? Like an X? Yeah, you know, like I have a nice V-taper, a broad shoulder, a small waist. Yeah, but you kind of look circular. Your head is big and circular. It's like my head isn't. Your head is huge. I feel like your head is probably like twice the size of mine, even with my hair. That's definitely cap. There's no more. With my hair, it's about the same, but my hair is about as big as my head. Yeah, like the biggest hair I've seen in a long time. That's what I'm saying. Your head is way bigger than mine. Not at all. What's the point of being so strong if you couldn't even destroy a boulder with your head? If I couldn't do what? Destroy a boulder with your head. Why would I need to do that? The what's the point of being so strong? Because it feels good to be strong. I don't think. There's no practical usage, it just feels good. Feeling good is what drives all of us. We do things that make us feel good. It feels good to do c*****. Yeah, that's where people do it. Yeah, but then you should tell them it's no good. Yeah, but if you hit your head with a boulder and break, you're probably going to c***** yourself. Exactly, so then why would you get strong if the result of doing that is c***** yourself? You'd be doing it, so if you could do it, it wouldn't kill you. And by the way, you don't need to be strong to break a boulder with your head. You can just put on a helmet or something. Yeah, but then it's like saying you could kill somebody in a fight with a weapon, even if they're better at fighting than you. It's like, okay, how about we don't get unfair here? Yeah, but if you want to break a boulder with your head, you don't have to do strength training to do that. You just need like a helmet. Do you think Deonte Wilder is responsible for the new war with Iran? I don't want to comment on that. I don't know what that was going on with that. Deonte Wilder, you don't know him? Not enough to speak on this, no. I'm thinking that he might be responsible. Why do you think that? It's just something about him. His nickname is bomb squad. Is he black? Oh, yeah. Do you think he's a problem because he's black? I would say that in this situation, it would be hard to believe that there would be a black person in charge. of dropping bombs in a serious part of the world but I think this is an exception yes but what about his behavior to let you believe that do you know him at all or no I don't know him at all he's crazy I mean he's out of his mind he's a completely lunatic but what is he done that makes him a lunatic in your opinion he accuses he's a opponent of putting like metal in his gloves or something along those lines so that makes him some of them wants to drop bombs he's named his bomb squad and now there's a war with tyranny can't be a coincidence it's a name actually bomb squad that's not his legal name like I know that we were having that conversation earlier about legal names it's just a nickname his actual name is Deonte Wilder yeah I'm not convinced that he's a person that is responsible for this yeah but maybe he was working with Israel and the United States military and why is that I'm asking you why would I know that because you're also black and you're a huge yeah but what does it have to do with anything like that because he's a huge black guy so maybe you could get inside of his mind a little bit yeah I probably won't be doing that I'm like an average size white guy you know I can't really relate to him and I can't relate to him either on that ground on that ground but maybe you could relate to him on other things which would lead you to be able to relate to him on that ground such as your huge and your black okay like you could probably beat most people in a fight right I probably could so could he I mean he was a world champion so you can relate to him there a lot of relates with you guys yeah it's probably as much as I can relate to him but on any other ground I don't think I can do relate let's say he wanted to bomb my red would you relate to him there I would not relate to him on that you don't want to bomb my red or you do I don't I feel indifferent about it I don't want to bomb yeah you would you don't care I don't know I don't know you don't give a shit if they get bombed you think I'd explode the whole thing what does it matter to you I have nothing to do with it and I definitely can't relate to him that's what he wants to do I he never said he wanted to do it I was just trying to get it and pick your brain a little bit yeah I wish I like I wish I could explain why you think he wants to do that but I have no idea why I like how you were trying to do the thing where you said I don't really care but then I made it seem like you don't care if people died so I flipped it back on you oh good job which early game item would you prefer to find in an abandoned cabin the cloud in a bottle or Hermes boots a cloud what the hell would I do with the cloud in a bottle unless you double jump and it's early game so it's really important and we might not even have a grapple hook at this time so it helps you get over ledges and stuff but don't the boots allow me to fly no they allow you to run a lot quicker we're already able to run it doesn't provide you any like jumping high or getting to places you wouldn't be able to get before it's a saving time but it says a lot of time but am I in an environment or beginning to chase where I need to run fast faster than whatever's chasing me usually the environment should find yourself in in these situations are kind of a close tight knit situation so the boots might not be able to help you as much as the bottle but if you're fighting like the eye of Cthulhu or Skeletron then it could become very handy because when you build the long platforms you'll be able to run down them quicker if you don't have the boots at that point you'll get destroyed and if I have the double jump then you can buy my rent like you said you want to do yeah so I'm gonna take the boots but then if you take the boots you have to miss out yeah I'm about anything you said you want to buy my rent and Israel I'll never said that wouldn't I say that that you just said that pull up the clip please do and if there's something where I'm saying that it's probably E.I. no it's not I don't even know how to do that stuff it's way too complicated you relate to Larry from SpongeBob Larry the lobster I've been told I'm Larry lobster all my life oh really you've got that before all my life I felt like I had come up with something special there I mean I thought I had come up with some unique correlation sorry like you're like the hundred thousand per person to tell me that there's a long list of people before you that have told me it looks like Larry the lobsters and is that why they called you Larry yes because he's a jack lobster and I'm jacked I feel like it's Larry was real he would be black right I mean he's red that's not a real color but I feel like Larry would be black he kind of talks like a surfer but like a black surfer well I think of Larry think of a plumber but he's a body guy think of a white color yourself a plumber no I just when I think of the name Larry think about a white plumber you know but Larry the lobster would definitely be a white guy not a black guy I guess there's not that many black people named Larry they usually have much crazier names like bomb squad oh yeah definitely usually do right is it really unhealthy to drink three and a half gallons of pub zero daily I think drinking three and a half gallons of anything is unhealthy why zero calories yeah but you don't need all that sodium that comes with it be out of the sodium how do you do that when you go to the bathroom I mean what do you think happens when you pee it's just far too much liquid for anyone to have on a day to day you just have to go pee a lot but but you wouldn't get anything done you be fucking taking a place every 15 minutes you get nothing done you may sleep let me ask you a question what happens to people who can't get up how did they go to the bathroom we're going to bucket or what do you call it what do you call that fucking bed pan yeah exactly why don't we just connect these to people and have them all drink the thing and then they can be happy but you still have to like wake up and like turn over pull out your pants and piss in the pen disturbing your sleep and then throughout the day like it seems worth it to me to drink three and a half gallons of pub zero but what do you seek to gain from doing that like if you were all happy all the time you get to be drinking pub zero all day yeah dude like if she was if anyone's on that much fluid with anything they're gonna be pissing every 15 minutes I just seems like a nightmare that's punishment like having a UTI yeah and then you can just connect one of those things and then you just go P where you are P as you stand whatever got sack attached to your dick or something like that what are you talking about yeah that sounds miserable it's worth it I mean I feel like it in this situation it's a fair trade for nothing it's miserable for this it's worth it if for somebody with anorexia they'd probably tell me like that yeah okay if your wife insulted you would you have to buy her a nice gift after no how would that work if my wife insulted me yeah why would I have to buy her a nice gift to make up after the argument in the insults I can't think of anything that's more symptom than that I know that's why I'm asking you that's Mike my hold on go ahead finish what you're saying is that true Larry there isn't anything further from the truth you're from the holy land of Jerusalem I'm not that's what Larry wheels just said I'm from the hood of the Bronx oh shit okay let's move on I'm from the hood of the Bronx I don't I have no clue what's happening I don't look at me someone explain what the hell's going on don't look at me like I know what would happen to someone if they took ozampic and steroids at the same time they would get shredded the ozampic would happen the ozampic would curb their appetite but if they're training and on steroids they'd be building lean tissue right and the ozampic would also curb their craving so they'd be eating less junk food less bullshit so this is actually an amazing idea it's not a bad idea I mean many bodybuilders actually do use things like red or true tide ozampic to zapatite to get an edge when they're preparing for a bodybuilding show in addition to steroids would you recommend these to that girl the 75 pounder I would recommend she would go on MK677 and some antivore is that like I'm drawing like modern warfare three no it's actually 15 kills no not at all it's then they'll make her eat she needs to eat she's 75 pounds she's withering she needs to eat about 800 calories a day what because her metabolism is very low because she's a woman and she weighs 75 pounds so if she's eating in a calories a day she's she's probably gonna be more than 75 pounds I don't I had 75 pounds you have to be on significant less calories and in her cows I would think it's different I think at that point your organs are probably holy land there is that true Larry we're not going to the holy land I've never been to the holy land Larry just said you're going to the holy land what this whole I ran thing is starting to make sense now yeah doesn't make any issue with the Iranians it's not making any sense are you teaming up with the antewilder to destroy Iran did you just did you just do that strike did you bomb the paramount seems like you did it seems like it was between you and the antewilder I think you're projecting and I think it's actually your fault not at all I have nothing to do with it like whoever smelt the doubt that I think you're trying to really look projecting oh he got you there Larry yeah he's got me all right got me confused hey guys are for the inner option I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Mars men Mars men is a natural testosterone support that supports healthy testosterone levels it 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after you purchase they'll ask you where you heard about them and tell them I sent you as it will help the show thank you to Marsman for sponsoring today's episode I've seen you say the N word multiple times what makes you think that's okay because I'm more black than white but don't you see how much damage that one word is done to the African American explain one incident where that was damaging to the African American community there was an African American guy who had that disease where he looks really pale and he said the N word and another black guy mistaked him for not being black so he punched him and he did damage to an African American yeah I'm convinced that story is entirely made up what I'm convinced that story is entirely yeah that was a hypothetical but I almost guarantee you that's happened before you know the top of course that's happened before yeah that's definitely never happened before you don't think a black guy attacked up another black guy because he looked white and he said the N word and he thought he was white that probably happens like four times a day where you're from in Jerusalem does that ever happen do black guys ever attack anyone for using the N word they may make some dirty remarks but do they ever actually I get like seven videos a day of it on Twitter has been getting me riled up you send me those clips I you know you haven't been seeing them I haven't seen any of those clips that's news to me so really why do you say the N word if you know how much damage it can do it doesn't do any damage do you let your wife say the N word I get rid of the impasse yes so that's what she says when she's mad she goes oh yeah she's hard you do that be correct my wife says that it's for play no no it's an insult no no it's for play it gets me excited when she says it no don't pretend it took like a thing you're in on it's an insult would you sleep with mr. beast no homo full homo I would not why because it's homo what's homo say about that putting my p-ing on the man's is that wrong no it's mr. beast no it's like sleeping in a bed with him like sleeping beside him in a bed but not having any sort of activity yeah what's homo say about that yeah if we're not like each other then shirts nothing almost about it so you would do that would I sleep in a bed next to mr. beast yeah that's true Larry no it's not true so based on what you said see you know it now I'm not sitting next to mr. Beast because that yeah because of that but you're very easily influenced you're claiming that this guy's a liar but he actually has influenced over real life decisions that you make it's getting taken out of context oh no I'm not sleeping next to mr. Beast even if we're fully dressed and people are watching whoa who added the people watching no Larry doesn't do that why would you add the people watching part Larry because not from experience what's that I saw a couple comments about that oh no it's not from experience have you seen those comments I've seen those comments yes are they true they're not true so what's your response to those people so what comments exactly spell it out the ones that are calling you a cock you're well not a cock okay could you have any proof that you're not there's no proof that I am yeah but it's on you to prove a negative that's how that works well how did one go about proving that you can't that's why it's impossible that's why you're guilty that's how it works philosophy yeah I don't agree with that if not proof positives yeah well you don't provide evidence for a claim you're making you provide evidence for a claim that doesn't exist right well there's no way for me to prove that yeah I just so how can we stop people believing that we don't we just live our lives and move on because you have no proof against it there's no proof that nobody proved that that didn't happen because you can't just prove a negative just prove a negative what do you mean by that you don't understand what I'm saying I've never heard somebody say that before that makes sense do you do you think when you slapped that tiny man it was because of what he said was it because you were compensating after being undermined and feeling powerless in your own home it's because of what he said and the disrespect he gave to me and my wife what did he say exactly this W.W. that was going on why is there a charity of the set after he left go ahead yes because he disrespected my wife and I what did he say I saw you slap him and it seemed like he had touched your wife it was hard to tell no he didn't touch my wife and he made inappropriate comments but she said don't touch me that was rampage that gave her a good buy hook okay and that had nothing to do with the fact that like she was undermining you in your own house you have nothing to do with that why do you think that's the case why do you think that goes on behind closed doors I've seen the streams that you've done with her where you're like trying to say something and then she shuts you up no she may speak for me at time which is what a team and a married couple does occasionally because we're comfortable I speak for her sometimes sometimes to speak for me that's what married couples do sure you what I'm saying yeah married yeah we're married you're missing my my clever genius statement here when I say married I'm saying like past tense but it already ends with an E.D. which is usually a people and past tense things but married already sounds like that but I'm making it sound past tense do you get it could you say we're not married anymore no I'm saying that's what married couples do you get it no no I feel like I just explained it as clear as I could yeah I couldn't be more confusing it couldn't be any more confused I'm saying that's what couples do who end up not staying together like the wife ends up interrupting the husband and just speaking for him all the time is that what you think happens I think it's totally normal that that's the secret other occasionally what's up I don't think it's occasional it is occasional I can tell you never been married or maybe even in a relationship both of those things are true I mean it would be pretty weird if I had been married yet and how would you I'm 18 huh would be strange huh it would be strange being married 18 if I don't think there's anything wrong with it but maybe even there's nothing wrong with them much lower marriage than that oh but you're creating a new group with the rampage and that guy you slapped yeah so it was probably fake you slapping that was probably set up I mean you slapped a guy that you just agreed to do a content group with here we made up and moved on with our life forgive him forget was that like the first day you would met him no it wasn't the first day I met him so you already friends with him before yeah we have yeah it sounds a little fishy to me I feel like there's two options here it was fake or you were undermined at home and you were letting out your rage on that tiny little guy it's neither option that you presented yes Larry the lobster would never to be fair I don't really feel bad for that guy he's very annoying Larry the lobster no that's tiny little guy you slapped yeah 14 when do you think your wife is going to cash in her money in the bank contract what contract are we referring to you wish no prenup divorce boom money in the bank I think WWE but real life I think we're gonna be together forever how the hell did she convince you not to sign a prenup I mean really are you how did she convince you of that she didn't convince me I disagreed to do it she volunteer said now we don't need to I believe we're gonna last forever that's what she said that's what I said I think I saw Clip or you said you initially wanted one I say we spoke about it yeah right and we decided not to we both need a decision not to do it yeah why would she come to the decision that you should do it why would ever make her want to do that even if she actually was with you because she liked you she would have no incentive to do that because she would think that you guys are together if she was in a relationship to try to steal your money then of course she would never agree with it nothing would ever make her agree with that well I marry somebody I trust and it's as simple as that I forget the name but it's like one of those demons who full of man's mind and yes she might be a sacrifice for Halloween but she's not actually a sacrifice but then again it's like people call a kind of low effort if people dress up as themselves so if you were dressed up as Larry Wheels and she was dressed up as a succubus it's like come on hmm fair point yeah although it is slightly sad isn't it still pretty funny that some people are born without arms or legs and can't do anything about it it is very sad it's tragic actually it's a little sad it's not tragic I wouldn't go that far could you imagine having arms and legs no I would I would yeah so it's a tragedy isn't it it's a little funny though it's like you got it lucky my friend do you point in laughter that person's face would you ever like see a person with no limbs and say that's not somebody I'd be physically and not that I'm very physically capable but I wouldn't be physically intimidated by a guy without arms or legs I mean even if they're a weapon they couldn't use it but would you like just for them would you make fun of them maybe like but how would you like make fun of a person with no limbs no no legs can't move so yeah that's what expects you to do that would be pretty cool though yeah let's tell you like put a piece of tape over their mouth so they can't hit you with one pack they can't even remove it they can be stuck like that forever and you find that hilarious don't you it's pretty funny it's sad though it's messed up I thought it's just a little bit sad yeah it's a little sad it's not that bad really is it even that bad like let's be for real yeah I think it's pretty bad would you consider yourself a good person I would I would agree you seem like a great guy can have a hundred bucks you Could I don't have cash on me. Oh, it's always this bullshit. I don't have cash on me. Let me see I don't believe you every time I ask a guess for 100 bucks. I don't let me see I have only rupils from Russia. Do you take Rupils? I'll take Rupils. I'll give you every rupel in my mersse I'll go. Yeah, I have a mersse pull the rupils It's Man purse. Oh, no, yes You don't have one no Why not? Because I haven't been tricked yet to thinking that's okay. Well anyways, do you have it on yours? It's over there It's over there woman to grab it. Yeah, that would be great. Can you grab it and I can have money? I'll just get it Yes Well, is that really money? Can I have it? Absolutely, you spend all you want in Russia. Where's the thing? Well, I'll just get it checked I'll just have it translated to actual money. How much is this worth hundreds of dollars? It's more than what you asked because I'm a nice person really absolutely. It's actually worth like several hundred dollars Yes, but you can't exchange it for dollars here because sanctions. Oh really? So it's really just completely useless Yeah, you can turn it up right in front of me. I'm gonna give a shit. No, I'm not gonna do that because at some point The sanctions were left. You got to wait. Okay Sections aren't gonna last forever But you actually pocketing my money, okay So you're not a good person is what we just found out I just told you I laughed at people without arms or legs Do you think like on that scale taking money that was given to you after being asked for money is like worse than that? Yeah, I'm not surprised after that, but you free you acted surprised. Yeah And by the way you pretending to be a good person when you're in descending to rabbi Ben Sifnarek is very funny I'm Larry the third. I'm a descendant of Larry Who's a descendant of Larry? That's right. Who's a descendant of rabbi Ben Sifnarek Ben incorrect? What about on the other side of the family? What about him? Maybe that's where he's from are you half white? I am half white really. Yeah, so why'd you come out so black because I would have thought you're Fully black if you put a little bit of chocolate and milk is chocolate milk Yeah, but the more chocolate you put in the milk the darker the milk becomes sure You're as dark as a milk could come. I feel besides Africans, but they don't count There are people that are much darker than me that are African They're African, but they're not African American, right. I'm saying. I'm not even counting those people those people are like aliens to me Why I'm trying to talk to them. It's like literally like talking to an alien But why is that they speak English Africans African Americans. No African Americans are They're there are people Okay, they are. I'll take that stance. Are they beneath you? Yeah, okay, that's I thought racist Beneath me like they're helping me up, you know, because they're great. I wouldn't say they're bad people So you're stepping on them to get ahead. Yeah, but not because they're African Americans because that's what has to be done okay You wanting step on a African American to level yourself up. Absolutely not. Why would I I mean, I know somebody who would who's that? You know what I'm talking about Dante, no, he's just he has an issue with Iran. I heard no, somebody closer to you Your wife obvious. Ah, I see you didn't get it. Okay. I see it's like a big step. She's pulling you apart basically She's gonna still have your money. Is that what you think and she probably knows some good lawyer She's probably because she you have to you have to imagine she's prepared for this You think so you think we're not gonna last you think we're just gonna divorce one there to get my shit I don't think that it's like a theory if things go wrong I think that it was just bound to how I think that's her mission. You think so yeah And how much money do you have let's say that's put it in half how much does she get? Couple thousand dollars. Yeah, right. Yeah, everything is in my mom's name Is that true. I feel like that's not true. I feel like that's a grift. You think so. How can you prove that it's not true? No, you don't prove a negative. That's ridiculous. That's not how that works. What's a negative? What's a negative? Yeah, what do you keep referencing negative? How do you prove a negative? What are you talking about if I accuse you of wanting to bomb Iran And I don't have any evidence you don't have to give me evidence that you don't I'm the one making the accusation This is the complete opposite of what I said earlier because earlier I was lying because I knew you had no idea what I'm talking about That's right. I know I do what you're talking about. Yeah, which is why I was able to fool you pull the mic closer to sure But yeah, in real life, you don't have to prove negatives. Of course, okay. Why do Asian people just look untrustworthy? You tell me that's the question you have to answer, but you would agree with the sentiment No, I would not they look like they're trying to always get something. There's always something there. It's never just Calm you never just go somewhere and it's calm You go to a sushi restaurant. It's like are they getting are they judging me? What's up here? They're looking at me like this. They're always looking at me like there's something wrong with me Have you ever been wrong by an Asian person? Maybe that's what no my experiences have been good But even at my Asian friends, I'm like, hey, how are you doing? And they look at me like this they go I'm okay It's like what did I do wrong? I asked how you're doing and they're looking at me like I'm a bad guy Because you are a bad guy. You make fun of people with no limbs. No, I was saying I would do that not that I do I've never met somebody with no limbs. That would be nauseating Yeah, but you're ready to tell the how you would behave if you did so I said I'd be willing to do it not that I would do it But I make you a bad person Because you said my Asian friend never had this conversation where I revealed that I'd be willing to do this and He's already looking at me like I'm a bad guy, but how has any Asian person ever wronged in any way? Probably not no Okay, I can't think of a specific experience It's really judging them because of the way they look The way they're looking at me. Yeah, but they look at everyone like that Why would they do that because they're untrustworthy though is planning something they're skeptical of things But isn't everybody we're all planning it's skeptical of things yeah, but people have different ways of going about it I mean like a black person if they're skeptical of something they don't look at you like you did something wrong They'll grab you Oh, what kind of black people do you hang around it? Have you ever met a black person besides me? I've met some It's just a safety precaution. It's not racism at all. Oh, sure sure. It doesn't sound like racism at all. Yeah, but not even a little bit There's nothing on that page. Yes, there is there's nothing on that fucking page. Why would you lie about that? Why are you lying? There's a bunch of stuff right here What are you reading? You're gonna read you the question. Sure. What is it? You have a memorized by the way. It's not on the page I don't have anything memorized Okay, but please read the empty page Will you be willing to help the next guest long neck get into better shape? The damn long neck Yeah, daddy long neck The kid but a very long neck and he's really skinny. I don't like the people call him kid everybody calls him kid But that motherfucker looks like he's about six 60 years old and he's a creepy bastard I would love to get him on a steroid cycle and make him work out He would just collapse. I mean, are you trying to kill you're gonna get a lot of neck on a steroid cycle? That's what the steroid is for so he doesn't collapse. Yeah, would you give steroids to the guy without arms or legs? That would be interesting Yeah, literally I would turn into a circle you could play basketball with them I would be interesting. We didn't improve their quality of life. Why don't you guys do that? I don't know the bodybuilders get together and they find like a circular guy Just a fat guy without arms or legs and they play basketball with him because he'd be very heavy Yeah, but that's why I'm saying bodybuilders. I tried picking up big marquee six five five hundred pounds I couldn't even pick my off the ground five hundred pounds that guy without arms or legs already had a he's already lost what feel 40 pounds Dude, there's no way anyone's gonna be able to look throw someone into a hoop that weighs hundreds of pounds There's no way hundreds of pounds of 200 pounds. Yeah, there's no way you couldn't pick up a 200 pound ball and throw it Absolutely not is there anybody throwing a throwing a 20 pound ball would be difficult. I feel like I could do that I could tell you never lift a weighted in your life because you think it's possible never but a 20 pound ball a 20 pound ball I think people would have a hard time getting into basketball who that might be true, but not a bodybuilder That's Mike, okay Anyways, can you have long neck? He's the next guest so we have to end the show because he's here 100% yes I will no shit. He actually here. Yeah, you'll see him in a second. Thanks for coming on