La Vie En Rose Bean: Friday, September 18th, 2026

♪ Good morning, girlies, it's the Tolls ♪ ♪ It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes ♪ ♪ It's your favorite show, the fast-five things ♪ ♪ You need to know ♪ ♪ We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast ♪ I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Friday! It's the Toast and Happy Friday! It's the Friday! Yay! Vierness! Yeah. I don't know. I like the Tuesdays. You don't share my enthusiasm. I like the weekdays too. You know? I like the structure. Like, I know that it's like not doable. You're kind of coming for the foundation in which the show is built, but okay. I know. But like, I don't know. Like, maybe it's just because we're fresh off the heels of vacation. And it's like, I'm not sick of like, this yet, but I'll miss you tomorrow, CodeRail. Oh, well, that's different. You missing me versus missing work. I've stopped to CodeRail. Well, that's what happens when you have a coworker who just sort of-- Radiates. Brightens your day. Radiates light and joy. Oh, I do want to acknowledge the fact that like, most people have seen Dune. I learned that yesterday. Thank you for your acknowledgement. For your Dune acknowledged. We're doing a land acknowledgement here at the beginning of The Toast. And we'll do one at the beginning of every episode. And yes, I know that Dune is popular because like it, you know, chops the charts, chops the charts. I, again, just thought that they were like paying people to go see it, like bot energy. Okay. But no, I saw lots of people saying like, no, no, I saw Dune. Loved it. Like, yeah. I don't know why I have such a hard time like understanding that. But I will try to move forward. Like, and have my decisions be informed by that knowledge, you know? And I just hope that in six months when this conversation comes up again, you know, our biannual review of Austin Butler. And his career at a glance. We don't have to go through this again. And that you remember the learnings. Why are you saying you like that? You also like thought it was. No, I said no. Quality like people like it and people see it. And you were like, no, they don't. Oh, man. No, you're throwing me under the bus now that we got proved wrong. Like you were also on my side. Like it started. Let's just pull it up. Let's like listen in real time. Instead of waiting and seeing and making a clip. Okay. Clip. When did we talk about it? Yesterday in the PFFB. In the PFFB? Yeah. We were talking about Austin Butler. Why? Was it not because of Olivia Jade? And. I don't think it was actually. That's shocking for us. We were talking about. Because I was talking about Elvis. Can't help falling in love. Yes. See? I told you it was PFFB. Because you were talking about hairspray. Songs you saying at night. Okay. We're never going to find it. Koji. Oh, wait. Wow. It was after my song. I don't know what that means. Let's just move on. If someone can get me a timestamp. That would be really helpful. We'll circle back. I wanted to share something kind of wondrous that happened to me yesterday. And I've been telling people about this wondrous thing. And I have been encouraged to go by a lottery ticket. Because I'm obviously like born under a lucky star this week. Okay. Okay. So I went shopping yesterday. I told you guys I had a work event last night. I'll tell you about it. But we want to hear about what you did for your anniversary. That you were like teasing. I needed a blouse. And I always need a blouse. And I always go shopping. And I like it. It's almost performative. You know, it's like, what am I even doing in this store? But I walked in. I found a blouse. They had my size on the rack. I tried it on. And I bought it. What was the store? Bloomingdale. So I had lots of options. But I got a Bloomingdale's a lot. I got a lot of options. And I got a lot of options. #IamTheLoneJer. That's how it feels sometimes with my takes. Like, I'm the lone juror. You know, like, you've seen that meme that it's like a crowd of people and it's like one jurorong and it's like, you're all wrong. And sometimes it'd be like that. A thousand percent. For me, often times, it'd be like that. Well, yes, for us, some more than others. But #IamTheLoneJeror. That's beautiful. And I am a biased lone juror. Yeah. But I can acknowledge my own bias. I hated those ones when I saw them. I was like, talking about the situation as bias at this point. Like, the people, like, you know, like, we all feel very strongly in one way or another. One way or the other. These are very, like, serious matters to be discussed. He wants to issues. I actually saw TMZ doing the Lord's work, waiting for Judge Judy outside of an appearance. She was doing it and asked what she thought of the case. Of course, she adjudicated it in a totally, like, middle-- she was like, well, she's guilty. That's not, like, up for debate or anything. It's just more so about whether she has an excuse or not. And Judy. Judy. What do you think? She sort of left us on that clipping, right? What do you think, Judy? If I know Judge Judy, in the way that I think I know Judge Judy, she's going to say lock that pitch up and throw away the key. Yeah. But-- But what do I know? She's also the judge, not the jury. It's not her job. Her job. No, she's just there to, like, create law and order. And then I also saw an update, kind of giving just, like, your crime podcast today. The beerman child is home, $200,000 bond. And I don't know where they got that money from because they're always sort of, like, scraping together. Well, you can put a collateral like your house, but I think they also don't have a house. Your things. She has nice things. She know bags. Yeah. So he's home. Please, like, don't-- please don't bring him up extraneously because the show sort of just, like, it's hard to come back from that every day. I know. I know. I just, like, I don't want it to slip under the radar. I know. Do you know what I mean? It needs a hard-- it's a fine line to walk of, like, not wanting to, like-- But you're right. I'm bringing it up too much. Cover them versus, like, now I have to, like, bounce back in the middle of the episode when-- You're 100% right. What'd you do last night? I went out. What? I did go out, but I, like, didn't, like, take a picture or anything so you guys would never know. I actually meant to take a selfie in my car of Zach and I because I drove. But-- But it's not in there. That's so patron because we said, like, men who let their wives drive them, like-- But I was saying on the patron that we are the exception. One, I drove so Zach could drink. Jackie's a sober queen. Yeah. And we went out with two other couples and we had, like, a lovely dinner. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. Like-- Got the kids down. Got out. You see the steam coming out of my ears. One of the couples. Like, some of your best friends? Oh, I know these people. Oh, you went out with my friends? No. I went out with my friends. Who you like? Well, one couple I think you know and love and then the other couple, I don't know if you've met them. So, like, new friends, too. Wow. Well, I will be coming to have to visit you quite shortly. I look forward to meeting and evaluating these friends, like, they're worthy of our time and energy. Well, of course, once you're here, of course, then we're, like, a big group. Yeah. You have to get, like, the private dining room because everything's, like, a party, eight or more. Let me have to add in Lydia. Oh, private dining room. More restaurants need a private dining room. No, but, like, once you're here, then, like, if we're going to dinner, like, of course, like Olivia is coming with us and we're sick. Of course. And if we wanted to invite a friend, then we're at, like, eight individuals, four couples and we need a private dining room. Yeah. We need that people. That's why, sometimes, you just have to leave your husbands at home because, like, seriously, for the sake of the reservation, 'cause, you got above six people, you got a pre-feed. Yeah. You got an automatic-- You can't make a reservation on an open table. You have to call the rest of them. Correct. Correct. And that's why, sometimes, we have to leave the husbands at home. So, I feel that-- Three couples in our future. Three couples is the max. The max. Once there's a fourth, fifth, sixth couple, it's a girls' night. I agree with that. That's-- and also, like, it's kind of embarrassing to be, like, out at a table with 15 people. Like, what am I 12? I know, but it's like-- Yes. I have so many friends. No, and it's like, you just want to, like, be inclusive. Yeah, I guess-- And it's like-- I don't get out so much. So, like, if I could see a lot of people-- I think at this stage in our lives, when you get to a certain number, like, it has to become a dinner party at someone's home, you know? Mm-hmm. Okay. It's just a feeling there. Okay. Claudia, I'll make a dinner party for you. Like, when I was in high school, we used to go out to dinner, like, every weekend. That was, like, the thing. And we were, like, a huge group of people. So, maybe I just had, like, trauma from that. But I kind of wouldn't be caught dead at a table, bigger than, like, eight. I completely agree. Like, groups-- It's dinner. Sure. Group dinners are so immature. Yeah. And then, when, like, everyone pays for the birthday girl, that's where I reach my limit bestie. The birthday girl who planned the dinner made everyone come and then, when the check comes, she's like, "Oh, no." Oh, really? They shouldn't have. I'm actually really proud of my group of friends because, like, growing up when it was their birthday dinner, like, they planned it and they paid for it. Like, it was always the birthday person who paid. That's beautiful. And then it all does even out because you wind up instead of paying for 10 dinners, you pay for 10 people one time. Exactly. It's all the same. A thousand times. It's just, like, it feels better. Yeah. It feels better. I did get the timestamp for June. Like, if we just want to, like, close the loop on that and then, we can go into the screen. Okay. I hate listening to the sound of my own voice, and I know some of you others agree. We're hysterical. Except I heard myself say something yesterday, like, in situ, like, I-- I was in a situation, not on the show. Like-- In situ? Can we just go back to that really quickly? In situ? Was that what it was like? I heard it in the moment. Like, I could hear myself. Oh, oh, oh. Like, you were live listening. Sounds so obnoxious. Oh, I've been there before. That's just, like, what happens when you hate yourself? Like, it is what it is. And then, like, experience where I was, like, my own voice, like, gave me the-- Like, did I just say that? Like, did I sound like that? Yeah, your own voice gave me the-- No, I-- there was someone that I ran into, someone that I knew that I hadn't seen and I said her name and, like, the way that I said it, it's like, "Danny!" Okay, Jackie, that's exactly how I felt when I saw Alex Earl at the wedding. Like, I heard my own voice and wanted to die, and I almost-- I saw my own facial expression too, and wanted to actually be dead. The good news is she was in the other room. I had heard that she was in the house, so I, like, shout out, I was like, "Danny!" Oh, my God. Just-- it was just, like, that's my voice. I've never seen you, like, so enthusiastic. Who did you see? I saw someone who I never would have expected. Is Danny her real name? Yes, yes. Oh. Isn't it? No, not a friend. Oh, no. I'll tell you, like, no one here will care, but when I tell you, I'll understand why I was shocked to see her in this environment. Is it Danny Trejo? Who's that? Oh, my God. You're disgusting. Just go. Oh, the actor. The esteemed actor. It was that. Who's that? It was not Danny Trejo. Okay, let's listen. Shockingly. And let's talk about Austin Butler doing that, right? Austin, yes. Austin. And how it kind of, like, in my opinion, ruined his career. He didn't have a career before, so he just-- He's just after either. He just sort of kept thinking-- it went like this. Yeah, right. We're so back down. Like, it was a spike. Like, it never happened. But other people's a-doon, and he's in this, and he's not. I'm sorry. Nobody on the planet is ever going to convince me that doon is a successful franchise. And I know, like, you could show me figures. You could show me to yourself. It is. You know that it is. But it's not. It's giving, like, thoughts. Thank you. You know, like, only bots have-- Oh, my God. Let me tell you that to fucking bitch. No, I disagree. But I understand where you're coming from. And or sh-- Shout out in the comments. Like, have you ever watched doon? I just don't believe. And maybe it's because I don't know-- You know what? You're giving in that clip, like literally so spineless. You're like, it is. But it isn't. No, no, no. I understand what I'm saying. But I also realize how you can argue both sides. Both of, like, what you said that I'm agreeing with you. The thing is, it's like, I am agreeing with, like, your opinion that it feels like that. But I'm also saying, objectively, it's not like that. I'm glad we do this exercise because I feel that it cleared up nothing. I feel-- yeah, maybe I'm just, like, confusing. But I feel like I know what I meant. I understand, yeah. You understand me? I do. OK, so now we can get into the fast-fived stories that you don't need to know. 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It's as simple and as complicated as that. Macy's MACYS.com for everything you could possibly need for the '90s retro revival. - Thank you, Tirt Vival. - You're welcome, Nick Vival. - Our first story, Lady Gaga and Michael Plansky, welcome to a baby girl and her name has been revealed. So we've gotten a little more information on the Bebe, Bebe, Palansky. They welcomed a baby girl named Rose Bean, Palansky. On June 9th, 2026, according to documents obtained by People, TMZ was the first to report the news. - Much like Cynthia Arriba, we didn't know that was happening, June. - I saw that it was confirmed the assertion. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, love Viana Rose. I love this, I just-- - The Amro's Bean. Rose Bean, Lady Gaga is like a traditional New York Italian. Like obviously we know her as Lady Gaga, but she's just Stephanie Germanada, like to those that know her best. And she's just a girl from New York, you know? And yeah, she's gonna name her Bebe Rose. Like it makes perfect sense. - It's beautiful. - It's beautiful. - Yeah, I think she is the type to actually be - Violent in her life so she can be violent and original in her work and in her art. - 1,000%. Her art is nuts. - It's violent. - It's so difficult to understand. - It's violence and original. - I think, I think if, you know, not to bring up her documentary, but what we know about her, she's very traditional. She wants, you know, to get married and have kids and she did just that and she wasn't gonna name her baby Apple, you know? - Mm-hmm. Rose. - I love it. - I think Flabbert would be proud. - She kind of is the walking embodiment of that quote. - That meant so much to me. - That one time. - If you guys do want to hear the quote, do you guys need to refresh her? - Yeah, Jackie heard a quote once that she loved so much. She actually wrote it down and shared it with us. And at first I didn't understand it. - Do you understand this? - I do like you might understand it more now. Let me read it again. Let me, you know, I do understand it. I don't think it like applies so heavily to us. Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Yeah, like I said, I obviously get it. But not in such a personal way. - Okay. - When we apply Flabbert to Gaga, it makes perfect sense. - Well, that's what she's doing for sure. - She's a very extreme version of it. - Yes, she is. Well, congrats, Ms. Althoff. - Yeah, very, very exciting. And then also our second story is some more baby news because Millie Bobby Brown has welcomed baby number two with her husband, Jake Banjovi. They welcome their second babies together through adoption, a source of help to the Equival Magazine as they did their first baby. - Adoption is very beautiful. This is, she keeps surprising us. You know, I don't really know a lot about her 'cause they never got on the stranger things like, train, so I just know her as like a celebrity. And she just keeps continuing to surprise me. - Yes, and being like very mature. And also she doesn't explain. She doesn't give everyone every bit of information. It's just like, this is what we've done. - T-T-Y-L, T-T-F-N. - Yeah. - No, I love this. Adoption is very beautiful. - Yeah, I wonder, when did they adopt their first child that was a member? - I remember, that was a year ago. - Okay. - It says August 20, 25. So, one year later. - Close to age? - Yeah. - It's really sweet. - It is really sweet. That's really nice. That's what I said, the stories are light today. - Yeah, it's like, for all these people, I don't know what to say, but it's like good for you. Like, not for you. - Yeah, yeah, no, when there's like baby news or pregnancy news, like it's just like, so happy. - Or, it's similar to like, when somebody passes away. It's like, there's really not much to say, except like, sorry that happened. - Exactly, exactly. Sorry, you're ready for our third story. I was actually in two parts. This is a little slamo updates. - Yes. - Michaela Matthews announced that she's doning a portion of her secret lives in Mormon wives' salary after her set in departure. So, Michaela Matthews is continuing to speak out and talk about like why she's love. She posted like two photos of herself as a young girl and said, I am leaving the show because of this girl. - Did you see like, she had all those bruises on her arm? - I did. - So, she's talked about it on the show, but she like, you know, gripping an abuse of home. - Yes. - So I think that she takes all these things about Taylor. Like, she takes it even more seriously than anyone. - She's talked on the show about like, the sexual abuse. And then, she's now saying like, there were multiple forms of abuse in the home. So, what other forms that might have relate to like, Taylor and Dakota, like could be of like, you know, a most vulnerable drug abuse. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, I know what they are, but like there's obviously a lot of things that are like mirrored there. - Yeah, and she wants no part of it, like zero. - Yes, so she said this. - So she wrote this like long post. It was very emotional. - It was, and I actually feel like when she announced that she was leaving, it's like, I'm so with her, but there's like, there's, it's not a her or Taylor situation because they're never going to like choose her. She's never going to like be more popular than Taylor than that works, never gonna choose her or Taylor. But I feel like this is picking up a lot of steam. And I think people really respect it. Like nobody, everybody walks the walk and nobody talks the talk. I feel like in this particular group too, it's not like a particularly principled group there, all just like whatever the fans think. Like they're just so afraid of getting canceled or getting mean comments. So like to see somebody just walk in their own path and make their own decisions and give up a lot, it's so admirable. Like I have no choice but to have like the most respect for her ever. - No, same, but I feel like the more that she posts, the more it's sort of like putting the onus on Hulu, like are you really going to let this girl go as the more and more comes out about Taylor? Like we're, oh, I'm the for the first time, I'm like maybe you shouldn't choose Taylor over her. Like and the more and I just, I know how the entertainment, like how it works. Like they're obviously always just gonna choose Taylor. - And that's what I thought two days ago. But now I feel like there's so much momentum behind McKayla that it's like really disgusting if they continue down this path. Not to put it on them because they would never. Like I said, this is genuinely like the most spineless group of women. But like if they all walked or a couple of other like major, if Macy left, if Jesse said I'm also going, they would never. But if they did, it might move the needle for Hulu a little bit. - I feel like that's what a little bit what the production pause was, a little bit. And it didn't go their way, you know, because and then the video came out and still like their, and now they have officially said like Taylor will be on the next season and so they chose Taylor. - You're right, you're right about that. - So this is what she said. These little girls are huge part of why this whole situation has mattered so much to me and I haven't been able to stay silent about it and we'll never stop talking about it. When I said there's no amount of money worth changing, my stance on all this, I meant it. So I will be donating the money I would have made from the rest of the season to the National Children's Alliance which supports children and families affected by multiple forms of abuse. - Walk in the walk and talk in the talk. - Yeah, 'cause like we said, she's gonna be on more episodes they're already filmed and so she's going to use that money and donate it. - No, I'm sorry, like I just have enormous respect for her and I just didn't think like a secret life of Mormon wife would be like seriously the most would be doing like what I consider to be the most respectable thing I've like literally reported on this year. It's just, I didn't expect it and I love her and it is disappointing that that's the way like the world works. They'll never get rid of Taylor, like she's the engine and yes, she did start it. But like the show at one point was like silly and fun and like we could just go back to that. Like it doesn't have to be about like child abuse and calling CPS like it could just be like remember when they used to fight about like fruity pebbles? Like that was fun, we enjoyed it. - Yeah and it's like what, remember when to me was like I wanted more money from production like that was fun. Like it was silly, we were young. - No I don't have any more tolerance for like Taylor and Dakota. I didn't to begin with that's never been my cup of tea. - Yeah and again she's all over social media her healing journey and it's just like the crazier things get in reality. The more her social media like as no idea what's coming on in the real world. Like her social media is insane. - No and her social media just like ignores it and it's all like it will all the truth will all come to light. I haven't said my piece and when I do and it's just like you're wrong, you're wrong just saying what's going on. Girl you have eight hours a week with your children. Do you wanna speak to that? - I watched a portion of her Zoom court where Dakota's lawyer actually. And like I hate that I'm even like representing Dakota but it's like he had laid out before she got down to eight hours. I think she had 50 hours a week and he went through like one particular week where she ended up using 16 of her 50 hours. She showed up late this day, she returned the kids early that day. And this is just with Everett. I don't know what goes on with the two older kids but he had pretty much laid out the schedule of like one particular week where she wasn't even using her hours. - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Jeez. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm out. - Yeah, I am also out. But you've been out. Well, I feel like we sort of like, because I do, I can hold space for two truths that like Dakota is definitely abusive in a lot of psychological ways. But at a certain point when your kids are involved, I feel that you can only be so much of a victim of your own life. And I think that they both abuse one another in various ways and her refusal, her acknowledgement of the cycle but refusal to get off the cycle. For a, you know, a mom of three. Like I do expect more of you. I just do. - You know, and also like in the season, at least she's like, but I love him. - Grow up. - Nobody cares that you love him. - Nobody, he's also ugly. Like needs to be said. - Like you guys were together for like less than a year happily before. - It's so true. - It's been now like five years. Okay. - He thought your mom's friends. - No, like nobody, okay. So you love him. - Like that's not, that doesn't mean anything. - It's sort of neither here nor there. - Like when nothing else is working. - And his list of crimes, like it was like, there was before things got really dark every season. It was like that Jenna girl, the mom's friend, the aunt. - Shania. - Should I, like, can we be done? - Yeah. - And seriously, can we be done? - No, no, no, I know. I know you know. - So everybody knows you. - No, I'm, yes, I am officially like off. - Yeah. - I was trying to like, show the line a little bit, like hold space with your truths. But like, I don't, I don't hold that space anymore. - Eight hours is sort of like it for me. - Yeah, this space is closed. Our next story, part two, sorry of Secret Lives, is that Secret Lives of Mormon wives, Star Layla Taylor reveals that she is writing a memoir. She shares the title and the release date for her upcoming memoir. So the name of her memoirs is, bless you. Are you ready? - Thank you. - Yeah, I had seen it. And I remember like being confused by it. So what was it again? - The Man of My House. She says-- - Oh, actually, yeah. - It's a title that she feels a lot of other mothers will be able to relate to. She said, it's just a story about my life from childhood up until kind of recent days. Just kind of everything that I've experienced. I've shared a decent amount on the show, but there's honestly so much that I haven't shared. I'm really excited for viewers and just followers have mine to be able to learn more about me. And why I am the way I am and why I operate the way that I do and just separate me from Secret Lives. The Raw and Inspiring Memoir due from Crown Publishing Group. Tees during the seat of the five premiere episode reveals Taylor's story of surviving abuse in her childhood home and the strength she found to build a life that never felt possible. - I think that all of the Mormon wives could write novels because they all have these really fucked up backgrounds. Like childhoods or relationships, like Macy was saying she was in an abusive relationship when she was in college. These are just women who have lived through difficult things. And so I think that any and they have so many followers and fans at any of their books would be successful. I also think this is like Layla's first attempt to like step up out of the tier that she's currently in, which I would consider the bottom tier her and Miranda. I've like sort of kind of give like friend of vibes. - But they're also like on the show the most because they're the most available. - Available, yes, a thousand percent. So I'm curious if this will take her to the next level. - I don't feel like Macy's book really blew up. - Really? - Yeah. - I don't know. I was just trying to understand if it did or not. Like I think, you know, because they just have so many fans, like the numbers, they all will be, I'm sure Macy's wasn't. I'm sure Layla's will be New York Times bestsellers. But I mean, like, does it expand outside of the secret lives bubble? - I don't know, but also Macy. Like I feel like Macy's book was different because I feel like whether or not she ever became famous, like she wanted to write a book like about her story and that just. - Her fiancee. - That's just like who she was. So when she became famous, it was like the first thing she was gonna do because that's, but then like everyone else, if anyone else writes a book after that, it's just like your reality star who got a book deal. - Yeah. - Not to say that you shouldn't and that this won't be good and that you don't have a lot to say. As far as the title, I like it. - I do too. - I feel like it could be like the man of the house, not my house. Like 'cause that's what it was saying is like the man of the house. - Yeah, and also I could drop the man of the house. - Man of my house would be. - It's a little chewy. - Yeah, the my is tripping me up. - Agreed. - Yeah, you're absolutely right. - But as far as memoir titles we've seen recently, I would say this is upper tier. - When the luck jumps in, what was that one called? - I know it's the worst. - And the luck runs out. - Yeah. - It's when the luck hits. - Yes. - Was that it? - Yes. When we think of like best and worst memoir titles, it's just funny that it goes like, Reza Farahan best, Ina Garten worst, you know? - Doree Kemsley. - Worse. - Worst. - Adam Burton. - And that should be Kamala's memoir title. - That's worse. - What was her? It's 107. That wasn't a memoir, it was just like a story. - A retelling. - Yeah. - So good luck to me. That comes out next June, so see you then. - Oh, TTFM, are you ready for our next story? - Some business for the girlies and podcasting news. Serious XM welcomes Hannah Berner and Paige Disorbo's Giggly Squad podcast in what is reported to be a three figure millions deal. How would you say that? - I would say the streets are saying 150 mil for four years. That's unreported, unverified, but I saw somebody say that. - The streets are saying $150 million offers from three different networks. So if those were the offers, that's probably what they accept in. - Now this is insane. for a thousand reasons. One of the reasons is, I feel like nobody's even acknowledging this, is like, I do feel that this truly unseats Alex Cooper. - As a number one female co-caster. - Because we were always like, with her deals, and it's like, that's sort of like the title she's given herself, like the biggest female podcaster, even though, maybe like, and I mean like swirly, 'cause the biggest female podcaster is the true crime girl. - Crime junkies. - Crime junkies. - My favorite, yeah, whatever those ones are. - Yeah. - But she's sort of like the female general, so we could say like in like, the Power Culture News Society, - Yes. - which her category, yes. - And she got a deal for 125, which reports say that she actually probably won't even earn that 125, 'cause it's based on like a bunch of extra ones. - Oh, that number was 125, I didn't remember. - Yes, yes, oh, I did. So I feel that this is a major win for Giggly, obviously, 'cause they got $115 million. But because there's kind of like new queens in town, I feel. - Yes, I didn't even think about it compared. Plus also the-- - And also she's also at Sirius. - And but the Alex Hubertia was an unweldius, was also the other podcast, which of course are not for daddy, but it was like a group effort. And there was like all this like live programming, shed her own channel, like a bunch of the shows. - I had to borrow Olivia's car for a while, and they have Sirius XM in there, and so I was like going through the stations, and I listened to Unwell Radio like a couple times. - Yeah, well, it's like Millennial Core Radio. - Yeah, yeah, it was good. - Yeah, I think it's built for us. They also like created like live programming. - Oh, like the shows. - But those shows are no mores. - They were all, I think, went out of business. They tried to do a pop culture show. - The show no more. - And then there was like an advice show, and I'm pretty sure all of them are over. - Yeah. - So that's what I mean. Yeah, the 125 was not just for Alex. It was for Unwell and all the shows that they were promised that they were going to get, but this is like 150 for Paige and Hannah. - Change nothing. Do your show, and here's your 150. - I did read that they also are doing like some other stuff with Syrias. I'm sure we'll find out what that is. - Yes. - Or maybe like live shows. - Yes, I've heard that too. There'll be like some other things in addition to just like 150 for the podcast, but it's really 150 for the podcast. - And it's also great 'cause I feel like when we talk about these deals, they're not always going to the swirlies. Like it's all the, the smartness and Joe Rogan, and it's like these big deals going to a girly show. Like is huge. - Is it a TGS? - It's made sure for TGS. - I agree, we're just like women in general, but podcasting is very mail-to-meated. - No, but we talk about these a lot. Like they get people get these huge deals from Amazon. - You know what I'm saying? - Smart lives. - New lives, yeah. And it's like, well, what about the swirlies? - But also under there. - And here they just come and like took a shit on everybody else's deal, 150. - For sure. - The highest I've heard besides Joe Rogan, smart list was 100, new heights was 100. - Jay Shetty was 100, but they have to split. We know about that. - Giggly also has to split. - Giggly has to split, I'm saying. - Yeah. They meant smart list, smart list is split three times. - Yeah, but like Jay Shetty got 100, but he's just 1J. - And that's how you do it, Jay. - Also another female podcaster to watch. I don't know if she had a big deal yet, but she was Amy Poller. - Oh, yeah, she's not, sorry. 'Cause like it's just, it's easy to be a successful podcaster when you already have success. That's why like what Hannah and Paige did is so impressive. Because it's like, yeah, they had like things going on, but like not, but like every reality TV star has a podcast, every influencer has a podcast. And I actually just agree a little bit about the Amy Poller thing. I think she would be a successful podcaster of who she is, but like just because you have success does not mean that you will have a successful podcast. - No, of course, but like you set down in your first episode with a bit of infrastructure, right? Like you had a whole production team, your first guest was like, - So we're like Emily Radikowski. - Yes, yes, no, it's not, it's not a guarantee. - No. - But it's less, in my opinion, it's less impressive than Paige and Hannah. - Oh, agree, but I'm not gonna compare. But no, it's very, I know we make it look easy and every, we make it look easy, but it's very hard to have a successful podcast. Yes, and just because you like have success and or even if you have lots of fans, does not equal successful podcasts. And I think that the Giggly Squad thing is even more impressive because like Hannah sort of came as like this Phoenix, people have loved Paige forever. She sort of like always bit adored. Hannah was like this sort of Phoenix rising from the ashes. It was a period where it's like, girl, what will be of you after Summer House and like before her comedy took off. And that's why it probably feels even fucking better for her. - No, it's actually unprecedented. - It's unprecedented. I love that. - I can't think of an example of someone who was like, who's called a reality TVN like sword to greater heights. - Yeah, no, she's kind of in her own league. - I'm noodle on it, but I really can't. So this is majorly impressive. - It's majorly impressive. - And well-earned. - And well-earned. - They're always giving it to people who've been podcasting for like a year. - I know, and I love new heights, but like getting 100 mil when you've literally had one year and you had your like most famous wife on, like it's just kind of giving like hand out. - It's not both. - This is like, they've been podcasting like just as long as us in the trenches on their couch like keep leveling up. It's nice to see like a slow progression of people who like I feel are genuinely talented. And like earned every listener. - Yeah. - Not just like overnight success. Like not me coming for new heights, but like you know what I mean. It happened so quickly. - I didn't expect this to be like the new heights. - I love new heights, I just want to say. And I think that they actually have lasted outside of the Travis and Taylor hoopla. People still tune into their show. Both sports people, pop culture people. I think they actually do an amazing job. I thought the deal was a little premature at the time. - Yeah, but no, there's a little risky. I feel like serious XM will make their money on Giggly Squad in these next four years. - Yes. - I thought that when Amazon gave new heights they're 100 million dollars, it was TBD. I think they'll make out fine, but I thought it was a little premature. - Yeah, but also sometimes like these companies like pay, knowing they're not going to get all their money back. But it's like. - For the vanity almost. - Yes. - Yeah. So, Mazel Tofe. - Yeah. - Are you ready for our fifth and final story? - Oh my goodness. - Oh, she's so ready for the show. - Gelly. - Is it the fifth and final story that's brought to you by David Protein? - Yes it is. - And kind of major news. I thought this was the business you were referring to. It was that David is now available at Walmart Store as nationwide and at Walmart.com. - It would have been the sixth story. 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Yeah, you know, because it comes out like at like 10 p.m. And then everybody watches it Friday. But people have already written the particles. So it's sort of spoils everything that's going to be in the episode. Unless they figured that out already. Just put it on at eight o'clock in the morning. Um, yeah, exactly eight o'clock eastern time things. So the show teasing relationship for Kim, you know, Courtney's distance from her family. Uh, Kim's getting a surgery. Kris says it's all crazy here. Scott and Chloe pretend like they're having a child together. This could literally be any season of the Kardashians. Like Kendall, I knew that they were scraping the bottom of the motherfuckin barrel. When I saw Kendall being like, people think me and Carrie Delavid are dating. It's like, we thought that a decade ago. No, and also she didn't even say that she said they thought we had sex. That yeah, they think that we had to say it was a really weird way to say it. And like, I just feel like she's never escaping those pick me allegations. Like it's so sure that she said it. And she was like, and never say never like, go and you have a boyfriend. Just stop. No, and it's like what you're trying to say is like, there were rumors like just sort of like theories that Kendall might be gay. Like a couple of years ago, just because she's like the only one who like didn't have a kid yet or whatever. And it was just it was so unfounded. And it was just like based on vibes. Like it was not it was made some vibes. Yeah. And so like, if you want to dress it at the time, cool. But like we don't care anymore. Like, yeah, she said there's definitely a rumor that Cara and I dated, which is not true. By the way, not the rumor. The rumor is at your gay. Not that by the way, I have nothing against having sex with Cara. Never say never. Oh, that's good to know. Clearing the homophobic allegations. Like, this is just like so uninspired. And I hate to be like a Kardashian hater because I'm not. But I'm definitely just not in my era. And I was in my era for like five years. Like I they were my number ones. I just find this so uninspiring. And there are a couple of them that I could seriously just like watch do nothing. And that's Chris, that's Kylie, little Chloe, the rest don't really do it for me. And like the sort of. The season seems to hinge on this Courtney drama for the eighth year. She's doing her family. They never see her. They feel like Travis is keeping her from her family. Meanwhile, Simon Huck says that's the worst read ever. So it's she's 47 years old. And I remember the first time they were arguing about Courtney, like being distant from the family. They I think it was actually on the e-show. They were talking about how maybe her 40th birthday coming up is like having her have this midlife crisis. And that's why she's being so mean to us. So that's going to turn it. It's been eight years that we're talking about Courtney. Yeah, it's not enough for me anymore. Unless they're going to slap each other again. Like we need to kind of discover new plots. Yeah. And I think the answer is Kylie. Just give us more Kylie. Give us more Chris. I'm telling you like she's deeply interesting. Yeah. But she needs it. They did the girls like that hulu show like the women with Chris and their friends. Yes, Fares Nick like all the capy hilt in real house. I was at Beverly Hills though because those are her friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. More Scott. I like Scott. Sure. We'll see how I feel. I mean, it always shifts like when I watch the season. And the show that is on hulu like is good. Every time I watch it, I enjoy it. It's like mindless and enjoyable. But yeah, the way that I there was like a time and I've gone through waves, but like a couple of years ago, just felt like a very much a kinship to them that I don't feel right now. Yeah, and I think like for their own health and well-being, they've sort of pulled back the show like used to be like a true diary of everything that was going on. And we'd hear about these huge scandals in the media and then read about what what see what really happened a few months later. And I feel like they don't have that relationship with the show anymore. It's sort of like just a job for them. And they film and like, it's like for their brands and it's very light and personal. Yeah. And they were they they did their time like they have decades of that truly showing us everything. So I feel that there was like an intentional shift made by a lot of the girls to just like share more mindlessness and promotional and like not so deep and real. And that's fine. I actually really respect that decision. But on board. Yeah. No, I don't even think they're like not trying to share so much. I just I don't know. It's just I feel like Chloe's always really open about like whatever she's struggling with whether it's Tristan, whether it's getting out of the house, whether it's, you know, child like I feel like she's open and Chloe's not really my issue. It's just I don't know the tone of the show, just I don't feel close to it. I agree. But we'll see. Let's see how this season ends. I'll watch it because as I said, like it's it's better than most. Agreed. Are you ready for Queenie and we need? Yes, our final segment of the week every Friday, Jackie and I just like, you know, sort of slow down, take a look back at the week, all the things that happened at a glance and give out two awards. Queenie and we need the week. It could be, you know, something that happened to us personally, something happened in the media celebrity who acted like a Queenie. It's a very light hearted segment. Don't take it too seriously. You could be Queenie one week, we need the next like if you commit a crime, you're not going to be a weenie. So let's go Queenie first, Queenie first, always. I'm pretty sure we have the same Queenie because I think when you walk with so much integrity and respect and like true values, you need to be rewarded for it. Mikaela Matthews. Mikaela Matthews. Very much Queenie. The essence of Queenie behavior, really. Yes. And I also think she's emblematic of like how your opinion can really change so quickly. If people, she was my least favorite for so long and I feel like you don't really know anything about people watching them on reality TV, like even a show like Salama, which like really shows you a lot. And it's like, I feel like this is who she really is. I feel pretty strong in that. So I think she deserves all of our respect. I agree. Honorable mention to Robert Kraft. Any other sure any other week Robert Kraft would have been the Queenie. Also honorable mention to Alex Earl for sort of like recognizing us and what we do on Sunday night. Yes. And to Sally, just for being Sally, always like a good default Queenie, when in doubt. Now, my weenie is deeply personal. I would like to discuss something I haven't actually shared yet. I put it on my Instagram. Like breaking news from this morning. Something actually the first thing I saw when I woke up, which is set a negative tone for my day. Something so horrible happened to me. That I actually, when things like this happen, and they happen sometimes, it makes me want to quit my job. And I happen to love my job. Like I don't wake up feeling like going to go to work. Like I love my job. Yeah. Yesterday we posted a clip. Just a brief conversation that we had on the toast. I would like to play the clip. He's actually because I haven't seen it. And so like, and knowing what I'm about to tell you your butt will clench when you hear some of the shit. Okay. And, and I want to tell you guys that it's about dancing with the stars. And Derek cuff saw the video and commented on it. I would read the comment. But here's what Derek cuff heard. Okay. I'm so frightened because I said nice things about him. Did any of them make it? Did any of you know, but just know like if you listen to the same, I said he was an amazing dancer and he reminded us of a ball. I do like Julian and Derek get their own like solo performances, because they're like the king and queen of dancing with the stars. Yeah. But I feel like if somebody wants a solo performance, they could have one. But I think it's really only Julian and Derek raised in their hands. I think as people get eliminated and the pros free up, then we'll get some other solo performances. But like it was just giving like their speed 16, you know, I was just cracking up. I mean, there was obviously no Paris baguette, but it was something. I would say Derek's in her performance made a bigger impression on me than Paris baguette. No, no, no, I am the woman I am today because of what I saw at Paris. The best call ever made was that Derek Huff is to dancing with the stars, but Robert Hurgevick is to Shark Tank for you. You made that call? Okay, that's interesting. And explain yourself. They're just like the same energy of like they're totally nice guys. No, they're not. I mean, you just hate both of them. You think they're both hacks. They're both at least you put in a noise. I do think Robert Hurgevick is a hack. I think he was like the least eligible shark. Like he was lucky to be there. I don't think Derek Huff is a hack. Like I think he's the most successful talented performer. It's a good comparison, but it's not a perfect one. Okay, so Derek Huff saw that and left a comment. Production needed three minutes to tally votes at the end of the night. The pros and the troop were already maxed out with their multiple numbers. And we were glad to help out and do what we love. Hope that answers the why. Also, Robert is a good dude. So here's the thing. And in the context of Queenie and Weenie of the Week, I am making Derek Huff my Weenie of the Week, because if you are going to show up in my comments, actually, I can't do my job. And I think that you're on the biggest show in the world. Like, you kind of need to like leave me alone. And if things like this continue to happen, I will not be able to share my like unfiltered truths. And even though net net, like what I said about Derek Huff, I actually don't like dislike Derek Huff really at all. It wasn't the total roast. No, it wasn't. I think he's a great dancer. But I was wondering, like, why do they run around that set, acting like it's like their dad's office, you know? Like NEPO, like, what is this? And I think that's a feeling that is within the dance community, like, of the show. Like, why don't anybody else get their own dances? And so you showing up and like commenting on, like, you're too big. You're not supposed to be here. Yeah. And I think that you really hinder us journalists from doing our job. And you need to stop and weenie. Yeah, I will say, like, I appreciate, I wish he never, you know, spoke up and let us know that he saw this. But, okay, like, now I understand why he did that dance when he did it, because they were telling me, no, I'm sorry. It doesn't answer. It means they need a dance. They need three minutes to tell everyone else was dead. So it always hearts out. Oh, please, those people cannot stop dancing. They could have done another one. Why it's always like Derek and Julianne? That was my question. And I don't feel that he answered it. Yeah, and it's just like, that's my nightmare, you know? No, it's like, you just sort of have to stay out of it. Like, part of being like a part of pop culture is like the commentary. Yeah. And you like commenting on it, like, seriously, stop. I feel awkward. Like, I want to die. And is that what you want? Tarikov, like, stop. And this is the worst thing that ever happens to me, honestly. It's reminding me of your Michaela Matthews say. Yeah. It's really bad. It just makes you want to stop like being. And that's what I mean. Like, you're at the center of culture, secret lives of Mormon wives, dancing with the stars. Like, you just have to leave us alone. So that's the story we talk. And I see, and I see like stuff about us. I always, you know, and I like want to like clarify, I want to, and I'm like, why would I comment on that? Like, we're, no, unless they're talking about like, how beautiful and skinny I'm like, I love you, queen. But like, if it's just like commentary on the toes, like, I hate those girls, like, I'm not going to comment on that. Like, and he's like, oh, I have the logical explanation, but I'm not going to give it to you. Of course. Like, oh, my God, this spot actually bothers me. Like, let us do our thing. I'm going to do the stages of grief. Like, first, I was in Marisan, now I'm annoyed. Yeah, it's always rough when it happens. And I think the lesson for us, like, if we really hate the experience of it happening, though it does, like, you know, it's fuzzy and whatever. But I just, I personally don't enjoy the experience. It's like not to clip things. I'm sorry, that clip performed extremely well. I'm like, well, this is a business. Then, OK, so stop feeling sad. This is a business. Like, I'm not sad anymore. I'm angry. You know, like, don't take it personal. It's business. How about that? I didn't take it personal. I did not take it personal. I think that people should just act right. I'm sorry, if I'm crazy for that. Yeah. Yeah. But that was like, the thing with Jason's like, no, in the future, I wouldn't clip Weenie of the Week. Because like, that's a treat for getting through the whole week with us. And I guess a good, like, rule moving forward is that we shouldn't clip Weenie of the Week. Is you have to tune in to find out? Yeah. No, when it's like out of context, it seems like, you know, means married and people don't realize that you could be Queenie one week and Weenie the next and vice versa. So, yeah, that was the takeaway for me from Jason. If you don't know what we do here, that sounds like really mean. That's true. But that's not what happened with Derek, anyway. No. Should we clip this? Just kill me. No. I'm also like, OK, fine, Derek. Now we will never talk about you again. And now you only heard of your own career. Is that what you want? Who's your Weenie? It's giving I didn't prepare one. No, it's like, Jackie, she's not going to prepare for Weenie. I just said, I don't know, Weenie. It doesn't. Oh, look, she's distancing herself from Weenie. I mean, I have this issue every week. Like, of course, like, Phineas, McElmore, Lucas Graham, they're my Weenie. Phineas. But when it's out, Phineas. When it's out. I love that. Here. Yeah. That's our show under 90 minutes today. I hope everyone. I can't I hope that I hope that one commenter is happy. Have you seen? Like, we have like, we have one hater. Everyone, like, I was like longer episode in the lofty. Like, I think the more minutes, the better. I feel that we're getting rewarded. And literally starting on Monday. Someone was like, is this episode really 90 minutes? And then every day this week being like, you guys are so disrespectful. You think we have nothing to do with Sid and watch? And I was like, wait, I thought Nalafis were good. I thought we like Nalafis. Nalafis greater than Nassafi. Someone tell that one commenter they can listen to today's episode. It's only 66 minutes. 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