Kylie & Travis on Babysitting The Kelce Girls, Couples Group Chat & Best Man Speeches | Ep. 53

Not gonna lie, today I wasn't doing my makeup before we started, but I was gluing these nails onto my hands because I have somewhere to be this afternoon and I'm going to try my very best to look someone put together. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to an absolutely electric super bowl episode of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. I'm your host Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best super bowl halftime performer of all time, well at least the one that I saw in person was Rihanna. And speaking of super bowls, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time super bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of funcals, and the big Yeti. You know him from Breaking Chairs and saying all right now on the other podcast. It's the one and only AquaTram. Hi, what is up? Welcome to Not Gonna Lie. This is exciting. This is silly. This is so silly. This is so silly. It's long overdue. This is going to be unhinged. I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me at Jason, which is an exaggeration because the interviewing is the last thing that we actually do. It's so honestly, I give Jason a lot of shit for the times that he's dragged me downstairs to do this. Well, to do the other podcast. But it is always a fun time. If people could see the stuff that got cut. Oh yeah. You're not gonna. Well, we wouldn't have a podcast. It's just so much fun, man. It's so much fun. And you know Jason, Jason's just a, he's got his fun way of life, and he's got his views and hearing those views and how he delivers them on a podcast makes you break chairs. Yeah. That was was Taylor actually mad about that. No, she laughed. She laughed her ass off. She has a sense of humor. You bust, chair. I immediately went over to the, to the scale though, I had to see what we were at. Check yourself. No job January has been exactly that. Yeah. Okay. Okay, we're relaxing. I had two croissants on the way here. Chocolate or plain? All men. Oh, great. Yeah. There's the last one left. There's a late morning. The two last left. Got it. Now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests? Oh, man. Not gonna lie. It feels pretty cool. Feels pretty cool. I feel like when you started this not gonna lie, it was like, you were coming out with aggressive takes. Yes. You were not fucking around. No, not. And I was terrified of it because I do not like aggressive takes. I like to play a nice medium take. Yeah, right. Jason, do the aggressive takes. Yeah. Like you guys got that side of the family. Yeah. I'm holding down the middle takes. Silly that we play in the fan. That stuff. Of course. I feel like there's no fucking around over there. No, no. It's the best though. Is it? Yeah. Okay. What was your, what was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through? Of the request. All right. Here we go. We got to do it. I cannot say no to this. This is this is something. You could have said no. I told you you could say no. I owe you this. You owe me nothing. I only want to be a good brother in law as you've been a good sister in law. That's very kind. Well, I'm very grateful that you did agree to do this because it is literally the perfect time here during Super Bowl week. It's rare. We even typically get a chance to speak this week of the year because of the last five Super Bowls six. You have played in five of them. So this is typically a busy time here. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And I say that because I think obviously I'm sure it still stings that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time it doesn't end in a hoisting the Lombardi. Exactly. But to have that on your resume, not only individually, your accomplishments, but your team. The coaching staff you've been able to do it with Pat, the other staples you guys have on the chiefs. Oh, yeah. That is unreal. It's pretty insane. And I kind of got the first like step back this year when Pat went down and we lost the last however many games. And I got to kind of cope with it in that moment and still be in the building with coach Reed and the guys that I love in Kansas City and try and make it the best scenario possible as the year ended there. And then taking a step back and really like looked around and like, man, this run has been crazy. And it feels weird not to be doing anything right now. Like I was talking to Edelman the other day when he was doing the other podcast. And he was telling me how he's still in like January grows his beard out just because he like doesn't know any other way. And I'm just like, man, I'd feel exactly what you're saying because especially after a long season like that. And Jason does this almost year round. But now he's on TV. So he does, he keeps it a little cleaned up. But you just, you stop caring about how you look because you're just going into the building doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. And you just, you get into this like this mode of like, I'm, I'm beat up, but I fucking love this. And I want to keep going. I gotta keep remembering what I love this. The next opponent. Yeah. Who is it? Bring him in. And it's just it gets to that point where now I'm like watching it. And yeah, it stings. It stings, especially because I felt like this year's team in a lot of ways was better than last year's team. And last year's team, we only lost two games. It was insane. It feels a little weird that there's not like, there's not like an end cap to the weekend in a way that there has been previously. You've given us a really fun, really fun six years. It's nuts, man. It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it, it all happens so fast. So being able to take that step back this year is just kind of like, I don't know, I'm still proud of the work that we've we've done. You should be. Who knows if we can keep that thing going. I think it's a nice break to run it back next year. Just already not there. Okay, there we go. Now you're up for Walter Peyton Man of the Year at NFL honors. So congratulations. It's your third nomination. Is that right? I think this is my first time. I'm a thing. I'm not. It's my first time being nominated. I can actually go to the stuff. So I'll be so exciting. And then I'll be at the the game. I'll see you there. Nice. You hear you presenting? Why the fuck would I be presenting? Oh, Jason is not going to lie. I think you'd be pretty good at presenting. Thank you so much. No, I'm not. That sounds like my personal nightmare. Um, Jason is. No, just like the front. You're just reading it from like nope. The football length field away. I'm going to leave that to you. We're going to leave it to Jason. Perfect. I'm just going to be up there saying I it'll just be the two second, the two second kids in the audience. Like you doing great. We believe in you. Really hit that exclamation point, Jason. So Memphis is now you do so much incredible work for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City. What have you been up to recently with them in the ignition lab? Well, that is a well oiled machine that has been going on. Mary hasn't covered over there. Mary Ellsman is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the one of the biggest like community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone, everyone loves her. The kids that have gone through Operation Breakthroughs from when they were in preschool. Um, I've been there long enough now to literally see them go from preschool into the ignition lab, get college degrees. Those of you that don't know what the ignition lab is, it's a bunch of programs through science technology engineering math that give these kids opportunities that they wouldn't have otherwise. So there's a mechanic shop. There's a entertainment studio. My dad has done podcasts with the kids. There's a culinary. There's a kitchen that like kids are using everything that they can in here to just, you know, create a business or get an understanding of, you know, what exactly these opportunities are, you know, whatever they're interested in. I had the absolute pleasure of being toured around by Mary when we were in Kansas City for one of the games against the Eagles. You were saying that there's a culinary lab, but there's also an agricultural side of things. They have different like they plant crops and make sure that they do compost and all those types of things, but then they're actually using those ingredients. The herbs, all those things in the culinary lab. And then they're using the graphic design labs to create menus and things like so it's the most honestly, it was like, it felt like you were watching an ecosystem. It's pretty crazy. and the cool thing is is is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities. - So that's what my 87 on running my foundation has been trying to do in De Cleveland. - It's a process. - Listen, there's a need for it in every city. - There is. - You know, 'cause you need somebody like a Mary that's there running it and making it what it is. And she's a superstar, so shout out to Mary. - I appreciate you being you. Now we just have to clone her. - Yeah. - Perfect. - We need you to find the next man. - Real quick. - For all the other cities we want to touch. - I hope this goes without saying, we're so proud of all the work that you've done. And obviously knowing that it truly comes from your heart to help the community that you currently live in and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is gonna win because we're going to make a donation from not gonna lie. - What? - Yes, of course, because we love what they're doing and we, of course, would like to say thank you and the best way to do that is to impact the communities that you love. - Or? - So, all right, now, of course. I guess we should get back to Queen Amos rundown now 'cause otherwise she'll lose her mind. Coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special, I'm gonna ask Travis as many of the questions that you guys submitted for the Ask Me Some Things and we call it Ask Me Some Things because these motherfuckers don't know when to quit. You guys asked some of the most inappropriate questions, we're not doing that. This is the segment I also, this happens whether or not you're here. So just let's just be clear. We said that boundary clear. I'm also gonna have Travis help me out with his first ever Doom Scroll the Week where we find out right from the source if he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit why it's famous Nadia Sneaky Clip. Plus we're gonna talk about my earliest days with the Kelsey family, but before we get into all of that, let's start with a real one comment of the week. And this one might have to go in the real one comment Hall of Fame because it's so good I had to bring it back. I just addressed this on the show recently. Travis, as my guest, do you wanna do the honors and read this one? It's from Tina on YouTube. - Tina, Tina on YouTube, why do the Kelsey family swear so much at least Trevor and Kylie do? - So Trevor, what are your thoughts? (laughs) - That is a bot if I've ever seen it. - Yeah. - You know Dash, ID1ZQ. - Yes, let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was-- - The person is trolling everyone purposely getting-- - I said, who the fuck is Trevor? That was how I started. - Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me. Like it's like-- - Does it? - My second, like-- - You're alter ego. - My alter ego, that's just like, we don't let Trevor out. (laughs) - Trevor only comes out when shit goes down, you guys. - When I was a kid and like a coach or a new, like dad would say Trevor instead of Travis, I used to fucking-- - Wait, people actually-- - I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard, yeah. - You guys are fucking up. - You've never gotten Kayleigh? - Oh, I get Kayleigh-- - That's what I'm saying. - Honestly, you don't want people to get me with Kelsey. They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name. And then they apologize and call me Kelsey again. It's the most-- - Listen, me and names are not-- - You're not friends? - You're not friends? - Terms, no, no. No, I do a lot of those big guys and amans and subdogs. - You are a big guy, you're a big on big guys. - I'm a big guy, everyone. I'm a big guy, little guys. - Yeah, but I feel like that makes people feel good. - And you deliver in a way that's-- - Oh, genuine, I just don't know-- - Yeah, your names. (laughing) - I can't wait for the next person you've seen, you're like, "Hey, big dog." And like-- - So many fucking just miserable stories of me not knowing names. - The number of times I've leaned into your brother. And then like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. And I'll be like, "Hey, so-and-so." And like-- - No, no, it's, that would be-- - I called the Veepe. I don't know if you've ever seen the show Veepe. - No. - Oh, Julia Dreifist has a, basically, a handler who stands behind her and whispers, "That's Tim and his daughter, ghost of Penn State." And then she's like, "How's your daughter Katie? Is she enjoying Penn State?" And that's me and Jason. - So I was at, I was at the Phoenix Open yesterday before we went to New York playing golf. And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like the, it's like this one golf hole has an entire arena around it. It's crazy. It felt like I was walking into like the Colosseum or something when I went through the tunnel. And the guy hands me the microphone in my, in my mind I was saying you're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. - Oh, no. - 'Cause I didn't want to say, "Can't the city what's up?" 'Cause I had, I had a few drinks. But, so I, in my mind, I found myself at that. And I got that from doing a Kelsey Jam, this musical festival that I do out in KAC all the time. And I saw one of the artists going up to perform and their manager or somebody who was in their ear, you're in Kansas City. You are in Kansas City. You are, do not forget, you are in Kansas City. And I'm pretty sure that that's like, it's pretty common that if somebody's moving around like that, you get the wrong city. - There's nothing worse. If I were to went up there, I would have got boots so bad. - Do you think? How to say anything but Phoenix? - I think if you had said Kansas City, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas City, it would sound like you're addressing chief's fans. You know what I mean? You're like, "Where are my people?" So if that happens, I think you just lean in. - Just gotta keep going. - And you're like, "Go chiefs," you know? Like lean in and be like, "That was intentional." - Yeah. - Just keep that in your back pocket. - You're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas City. - You're not in Kansas City. - You're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix. Well, now you're in San Francisco, so. - Say, in a friend, I'm in-- - Don't call it San Fran. - This is the only mic that I'm getting in front of. - Don't call it San Fran. - Can't call it San Fran? - Not allowed to call it San Fran. I've been wanting to know no one is. It's SF or it's San Francisco. One woman who I met on the street actually said to my face, "It's triggering." Which, I'm concerned. (laughing) - No, it's not. - Do not tell San Francisco people that. We're kidding. We're not, but we are a little. - I am standing on that hill. That is not, that should not-- - Travis about to San Fran the fuck out of this place. - You're like, what? I'm gonna purposely say it to everyone from San Fran now. - Now, I have to get back to Tina. - Tina. - Tina and her Trevor. So, why do we swear so much? - I just, I feel like there's a level of, not giving a fuck is the second kid that I think we just, we relate to that and we don't do it in an aggressive way. We just kind of grew up and that's how put people at ease. I'm not that serious, I'm just fucking chilling. - It also, why are you putting so much power on those words? Why are you getting offended by it? It's just meant to emphasize your point, right? - That's it. - It just spices up your sentence a little bit. - And you could use those words for multiple things. They're universally like, shit could be a lot. You could be a lot of different shit, so. - Shit applies to a lot. - That's what's up. - Fuck applies to a lot. - Fucking right. - I say suck my ass, that applies to a lot. - Oh, oh, oh. - I say it on. - Think that Tina. - Suck my ass, Tina. I actually say it on sales calls. The sales team can confirm I say it on sales calls. - Nice. - Yep, every so often we get a suck my ass. That means we're not entertaining that. - Universal. - Because it applies to a lot. - Yeah. - All right, that's it for real one comment of the week. I just needed to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got, I felt triggered. - Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys. Don't do that to me. The nice name is just not yet. - This is Uncle Trevor. - Who got me in there, who's in there? - Next up, we're gonna do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV. Don't settle for me. Switch to YouTube TV. In honor of my guest this week, we're gonna get honest about the first time we met. - Oh, man. - And the early days of me joining the Kelsey family. - Black. What was it? - Oh. - 2015, 16, 15, 16, 16, 16, 15. - I think 16. - I think it was the summer of 16. - So I, so I actually. - You supported me in my darkest of days. And I wanna say thank you. - Did I? - Yes. Kyle, you came out to LA and supported me dating 50 women. (laughing) One from each state. - Okay, but be honest. - That all was it. - Was it? - It was a chance for love. - But was I supportive? But what, but the real question is, was I supportive? - You were there. - I was physically there. - You were there, yeah. You were there. You were watching the episodes with us. - I was. - I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there. - Just, that's when my face was just. I was like, ooh, yeah. - Go try out. - Now, the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing that. - Hawaii. (laughing) - We got to come and cheer you on in Pro Bowl. - That was actually a really, really fun weekend. - That was very fun. - That was a blast. - It was a fun introduction. - I would like to bring up, when you and Jason were at the pool for quite some time. - Yeah. - Having my ties. - Yes. - Okay. - Those didn't end well. - I have not brought this up in a long time. - Oh God. - And we were in what was like a two bedroom with like a little living room in a little kitchenette. And I heard a commotion. We'll call it in the living room. - Oh God. - And I came out of the room, opened the doors, and I could see through the little cut, cut out to the kitchenette that Jason was in the sink, lapping up water like a dog. (laughing) Okay, with the faucet on, no cop, just taking it to the door. - You gotta get that hydration in before you go to sleep. - Everyone knows that. - The best thing was when I looked to my left. - Oh God. (laughing) - And Travis was against the wall like this. Staring forward while I was staring at the side of his head. - I didn't have anything to do with this. I wasn't here. - Legitimately, you were like I am part of the wall now, and you didn't say a word. - If I didn't move, you weren't there. You didn't see me. - You were camouflaged completely. It was a debunk. - Both my ties hit a little bit stronger over their own turtle bay. - I know that. - Holy smoke. - Because before I went back to the room and left YouTube to your own devices, I went over to Jason who was like this in the pool, and I was like, "Hey, so I'm going back to the room." And I think you should come. I think we should just, I think we should go. We've been here since the afternoon. It's dark now, and he went and stayed in the pool. And I was like, "Okay, I'm leaving you here." I don't know what's happening. You look like a toddler having a tantrum. Your parents get out of the pool. It's time to go. And he's, it was ridiculous. - That is so funny, you remember that? - No, it's stuck in there. To be fair, I did not have as many my ties as you guys. It was, yeah, that might be the last time I had a my tie. They did a number on me that I could never get. (laughing) I could face that right now. - Yeah, yeah. No thanks. Now, that was Hawaii was the first time we met. Do you remember a meeting for the first time? - I mean, I remember that weekend, vaguely. - Can we get in there? - That was a lot. - I know, it was a lot of my ties. - A lot of my ties. - A lot of my ties. - Yeah. - What was your first impression? - That I had only seen, really, I had never seen, Jason, like, how do I put this? - I do have, I do have a question about that we, based on Jason's past girlfriends, or lack thereof. (laughing) I think there's a little, you said, what up? - There was one, there was one, at least like your mom and dad remember him, we'll call it dating with air quotes, 'cause I don't even think that he would have said that he was dating, who knows? Regardless that there was maybe one person. - Correct. - That's the thing. So I had never seen him one be so into someone, but also I had never seen someone be able to like, kind of control the bear, you know? Like, you, like, yes, channel isn't a great way to put it. And him, like, not immediately fight back about it. Like, obviously he has his ways of just being Jason. - Yes. - And doing things his way, but at the same time, it's like, you gave him a reason to team up, and he's the best team player in the world. Like, he's, why he's so unbelievable at everything competitively. But he's wholeheartedly in it. And you were the first person I've seen him, like, actually like want to team up with, and like, I don't know, respect their opinions. (laughing) Like, you're really the only one still to this day. - You'd be surprised. - Every so often a whole ask me something, and I'll give an opinion. My favorite, I can't remember what it was, but in like recent years, I told him something, I give him advice on something, and maybe a week or two later, he came back and he was like, I said, so like, how's it going? And he was like, well, Travis said, and then he proceeded to say, I shit you not. No, I shit you not. The exact same advice I had given him. Like, you and I gave the exact same feedback, and the best part is, and he was like, and then I like looked into it, and I was like, you know what, Travis, right? And I was like, this is one of those moments. This is about being a team player, okay? We still got there. - We did. - Whether you had to say it, or I said it, we still got there, so that was good teamwork. And I appreciate your efforts there. - Listen, I'm always a team player. I think obviously, you came in, and it gave him a reason to be a better person. And I saw that from the jump, and it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you care yourself. And it was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing where you guys are now, because you guys really did just create this awesome team and little community of amazing little people. - Gosh, they are a mess. We're a mess, but we're having fun together. - There we go. - Yep. What had Jason already told you about me? Do you remember? - Nothing. No, me and Jason, we never talk about any of that stuff. We're just like, so how much you weigh in? - I will say. - You've been taping, what are you doing for recovery? - Yeah. - You know what happened? - Yeah, you can. - No, Jason is notorious for that. He will come back and I will find something out from someone else. And I will say, hey, did you know that this happened? And he will say, yeah, and I'm like, oh, weird. You didn't tell me, and he'll be like, yeah. And so then I'll ask questions. I'll say like, well, what happened? And he's like, don't know, who was there? Don't know. - I can't remember. - When did it happen? I don't know. - I don't know, I could dig for these details if you want me to. - Nope. - He doesn't go that far. He's like, I don't know, and I don't care to know. And I call them girl questions. - Yeah. - 'Cause there are only questions girls would ask. - Taylor's made me so much better at that. - I'm getting the details. - You get the details? - That's what we want. Those are girl questions. Jason, doesn't fucking care. - I'll go through an entire day like yesterday. I was going through the new, the other podcast party. - Yes. The whole time I'm saying hi to all these familiar faces and some friends of Taylor that I've been in the football world that I've been able to introduce her to. And I'm just like, all right, gotta remember, saw that person. Gotta remember, saw that person. I'm like throwing them in my memory bank like, don't forget, 'cause she's gonna want some details 'cause she didn't get a chance to go. So I'm just sitting here like, details. - That's so caring of me. - And then the beers just make a lot of the details go away and you're just like, this is how I'd ever remember the details. - Right, right, right. Blame the garage beer. - It's a good product. - Yep, it's a great product. And it will help you forget the girl questions. Now, Jason, tell you about his plan for proposing ahead of time. - Did he? - Did he? - Yes, this is the only time I was like, I was like, oh my god. - You had the girl. The girl answers. - Dude, how are you doing? - Did you do it? Yes, he had this whole, I knew more about the details of what he wanted to do than I did him telling me the details of how he actually did it. If that makes sense. - Sure, you don't know what happened. You know what was supposed to happen. - Okay, fair. - But I don't even steal to this day. Know exactly how it happened. - Sure. What was supposed to happen? Do you remember what was supposed to happen? - He was supposed to serenade you. - Oh, what the fuck? - You didn't hear this? - Jason was, yes. - Breaking news. - What? - Am I the only one who knew? - I'm sorry, what? - Yes. - There was a scenario. - Tell us all the grantees. - There was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom. - Oh no. - Do you know about this? - I know how my dad asked my mom. We can bleep this, let the crew knows my dad. (beep) - Well, that's not what Jason told me. (laughing) - But he was gonna sing. - I thought there was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother and a-- - He knows, I don't know. - I don't know either now. See the details, all got crossed up. I thought he was going to serenade you and like be outside the house and you were going to hear him singing and he was gonna come out. I thought I remembered hearing that from him. - Okay. - Looking back on it now, that was never gonna happen, I don't think? - No, he asked me on the front lawn of my pants. parents house. Not so still outside. Still outside. We were still outside. Um, he went inside. I thought he had to take shit because he was like, I got to go back in the house. And I was like, we're not stopping on the way home to like, you should go take a shit. And he came back out within two seconds, which if you know your brother, that's not how long that takes. No, he went in to ask and lease their permission. And it was a quick ask because, of course, they were like, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. It was, yeah, a bunch of bullshit. Well, he didn't serenate you that time. I know he has multiple times though. Yeah. Um, oftentimes when intoxicated, one of the first times we ever hung out, you like, do you like raspy, like low raspy, or do you like high raspy? I like when he goes low raspy. Oh, all right. Yeah. He also character to his voice. He does. No, 100%. And he likes to make jokes that like he's not a good singer. He knows he's a good singer. He knows he's going to send it and have fun doing it. And that sounds good. And everyone enjoys hearing it. There you go. He made it entire two albums. Yeah, you did. Of course. Yes, he did. That's crazy. We don't talk about that around here. For fear of it. Oh, yeah, for God. No, the voice of an angel. You. All right. That's it for Ken. I be honest, brought to you by YouTube TV. Next day is coming up quickly here in April. And if you're like me and constantly juggling 62 different things at once, it can be stressful to add yet another thing to your plate, especially when it comes to filing your taxes. That's why having everything in one place makes such a difference. You know credit karma as the app to help manage your finances. 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So I got a little agree on the test today and I was wondering if you could sign my mom signature because she doesn't like I don't want her to see it because I'm ready to stay there. I'm going to get in trouble. Yep. Three letters. I'm a bike over. Yep. I'm so happy. Thank you. Didn't ask any didn't even ask what not a single question. Nope. No details. No girl questions. Nothing. None. No extra. How quickly would you tell why it? Yep. In this situation. Well, we know I would definitely sign it. But you guys would know I'm sorry. Really? Yeah. I don't think I don't think I could just be like our song. But I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing. She's failing and you guys need to know that. Sure. But you didn't hear from me. Right. And you heard it from me. That shame on you. That's fair. Okay. Take it to the grave that you told us. Yeah. But you're going to let us in that you did sign a test. 100%. Okay. That's fair. Yeah. You get because why it's got to know and I don't immediately what to why. Yeah. She's just the oldest. Yep. But they got to know that they have somebody to come to. Yes. For sure. And I'll always be that for them. But at the same time, it's like this. Sometimes I was the knucklehead. There was like just not even asking my parents just kind of sign it myself. And that didn't know well. Yeah. So yeah. Charles signs off on this. Just scribble scuba scuba scuba scuba scuba. Next up, we got to get to the origins of the N audience sneaky clip. Oh man. I got so young. I don't think you said you want to have pink hair. Yeah, but I don't want you to have pink hair. What can I have? All of this? I don't want to be and you're sneaky. I don't want you. So little. She was so little. Oh, no. Um, okay. So what is your best guess as to where why it heard N audience sneaky before? I mean, it has to be you. Um, a lot of people thought that maybe I was saying it about you. That's where she got that. Like, Oh, Uncle Travis the audience. It wasn't she heard you say that about somebody else and I would think that I had said it about her. Oh, that makes it. So I do want to clear that up. I don't think Uncle Travis naughty or sneaky. Yeah. He's he's a well-known flanker. I know I'm but that's like an all day. Yeah, but that's not an audience sneaky. That's that's very straightforward. That's just survival. Right? That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how he's lived this long. I'm still offended. That hurt me for like the 1000 time when she told me, I don't want you to have it. I was like, what did I do? No, have you dared to put another wig in front of why it since this happened? Well, that was, I mean, I'll throw a wig on right now. Okay. With why? We'll see what we can line up for next time. Forget where that pink. I think Jason came home. Jason had it because he was doing the beard painting and all that. Oh, when he shaved his head. Yeah. So he just had that laying around. I put it on. Yeah, she didn't like it. And you know what's great. There was no question about whether or not she liked it. She said, nope, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best. What are some other things that you do with the girls or that the girls make you do when you're visiting because I'm on record saying that you are airtime. I mean, airtime. They do not. They want to be anti-gravity. That's true. They want to be in the air, flying, acting as planes. I just like that when both you and Taylor are around, that all of the kids are like, well, many things are like, so don't work. That's ridiculous. Right? All the whole time. And then the big girls are like, you could throw us for seven hours straight. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. How's your shoulder feel about that? Just got to get me. Oh, that we're good now. We're good now. I got some good. Got a whole note. I didn't do anything in January. So the shoulder is great right now. Great. Okay. I'll let them know. Yeah, exactly. I feel like I'm always like making up for the last like, from the last time I saw them to now on all the airtime that they're missing out on. Sure. So I have to like get it back up to where where it should be. But you already know they're the best. I have so much fun just throwing them every which way and going outside. I will say I think I think people probably assume this but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are the best uncle. You come in and you give them your undivided attention. You get down on the floor with them. You play whatever they ask you to play. You like really engage with them in a way that like and I think you already know this because you do it but like they don't care like what you bring. You could bring like candy and toys and like that's all fine. What they're the most excited about what they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play barbies on the floor or getting to do things that like is just about the quality time and having your attention. Yeah and you have to as as the the mom of the house as the one that's keeping all of that together. I can just be a kid like I'm just going in there. I'm just adding to the madness and just coming a toddler with them as you like make sure that everyone's safe and yes we're good maintain boundaries. Being around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun. And they love when Uncle Trab comes to visit. Uncle Trab loves to come visit them. Next up on the Uncle Trab scroll. Jason I recently revisited the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Trab still allowed? Oh still not allowed to babysit. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age. Yeah. Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids. I've good luck transseeing a couple days like I'd fucking I'd ditch. Yeah I'm working on getting that to at least at number up at least a couple hours. Honestly to be fair and I said this I it's it's always we always ask at the worst time because the last time we talked about it Finn was still nursing and and she's very into mom right now. Nice for whatever reason. How long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls. However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah. I think we're just going to come drop out. Yeah come on. We're going to do the we're going to do the knockup and then we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door and all four of them are going to be on the stoop like we're here. You don't got to throw at me with a good time. So you know week. You took a blast. Do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be like I'm going to need some some information on that? Not a big directions guy you know like the manual to the TV and all that like that is that is known in the family. I feel like I got some decent parameters. See it's funny you say it like that. If you ask big ed Kelsey he will always say you are not an instruction sky that Jason's the one who would read the Legos all the way through and then start and you were the one that was winging it. Maybe a couple extra pieces at the end but you were you had it. We didn't need those. I think they give you a few extra pieces. That's the thing there was always like that was the running jokes like oh there's more pieces and Travis's like they look like they look clearly clearly they were not even talking about those were extra. Last on June scroll we looked for the cutest otter on tiktok that we could find in your honor. Have you met an otter? No I'm waiting for that moment. Okay well catch one in the wild. You mean that you want so many things okay to be clear. Everyone that is you want to see one in the wild when you say catch one in the wild you don't mean physically okay just great okay just grab it like just want to make sure. Catch it catch it outside and just like see it doing its otter thing. It wouldn't that be the most exciting to get to see it in its natural habitat. It's going to happen but maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope because that's always my hope is that if I meet an animal like every time I go past some sort of like creek or river in my mind there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me like I've had dreams like this is crazy. It's just like I just know they're like the friendly. That's my friend trap. What's up man. What's up big dog. I'm as a special surprise from us here at NGL me and the girls we actually adopted a giant river otter. What? At the Philadelphia Zoo in your name and of course we use your legal name we use Uncle Trav bringing officer to pick it. So now you have even more reason to come to Philadelphia. First of all big zoo guy. That's for you. Yes and I will say you might need your plugs because we visited them during a fuck around and find out episode. Oh my god. It was deafening or I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say I think the giant river otters are not quite the cute fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from a rock. They're not there. They're not the same. But these guys are fucking hilarious. Giant river otter. There's a big old boy. We'll look into it. They're here. Uncle Trav can't wait to meet you dude. It says oh as a zoo parent. That's you. When I longed the zoo would let me babysit them. I'd let you babysit the kids longer than they would let you babysit a giant river otter. I'll just pull it with some sardines and call it a day. Yep. Love it. 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And we're back and so is asked me some things because ask me any needed boundaries. Yep, so when we ask for questions from our listeners, often times they need to be edited because holy shit, guys chill out. Queen Emma wanted us to do a cool 87 questions, but since even she knows that's ridiculous, we're gonna do some math here. So numerology, if you will, 8 plus 7, 15, 15 is so a lot, so let's just see how many of these we want to do. Deal. Love it. Fuck this rundown. Okay. Number one, first up a hard hitter from SGAA11. What are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls getting a cat? Has he helped convince Jason? I'm pro cat. I know that. Jason acts as if he's not pro cat. We had the coolest cat growing up. I talked about flash all the time. Flash was an assassin. Yeah, she was. She would snuggle up next year when she was in the house. Yes. She would come by and say hi. She was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't like replace flash. I think flash is such a like deep seated trot. It's such a like pinnacle. She was so amazing. She was she's on like the she's on the like top shelf of like cats. And I think it's going to be hard. Yeah. Like she used to like do stuff like bring birds in for Jason. And leave her offerings in his room. You know, like I do know that every time someone references flash, there is a reference to like the middle of the night fight club that she was holding on the street. Oh, it was the best. Yeah. Shit out of the neighborhood cats. We talk about it all the time. The little cat go pros. You guys seeing those things? Yes. Where they literally like meet up in alleys with other cats. I was like, I thought this was all just a movie. Yes. No, this is it's legit. I didn't see rodents in like that until I went to college. Like that's why I want a cat. And all that like nothing was ever around the house. Hot take. I actually want a cat for road and control. So anyone who like I'm fine if a cat snuggles. I want that cat to be a stone cold killer. Get you some barn cats. That's what that's what we're going to do. There you go. That's my way in. Yeah. Do you want me to add? Do you want me to brutally press it? No, it's okay. When we be a therapist and like we like Jason. Oh, we have to. How do cats make you feel? Do you miss that? Tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone. There's a lot of people who are like just bring one home or get Uncle Trav to gift one and we have an agreement. No heart beats. Only one kind of heartbeat. Oh, no. I actually found this out the other days that donkeys protect the land. Yes. I didn't know that. They're like guardians. Yeah. It's like somebody to like tell me like no, no, that's why everybody always has just like one donkey on their property that has like, but they don't want me alone. One day, I'm going to have a donkey too, because they don't want me alone. We had we had a good friend of ours. Evan Davis says, you know, he's family had a bunch of I think a couple of ghosts, but they had a donkey. Yeah. And it was the coolest pet. Of course it was. You see that thing with the stiff neck. You start running over to you. They're so cute. A bunch of people say just get the cat. And I don't think that they understand that. That's not how it's not a relationship or anybody should be bringing things to the house. No, especially something like that. Don't you want everyone to have buy in? Yeah. We're going to we're going to get to a point where the cat will come and it will be welcome by all. Yeah. It's not right now at all. It's probably not in the near future either, but here we are. From at struggling college film kid, how does Trav feel about Kai wearing red to chiefs games, but never actually chiefs scare? Doesn't bother me one bit. I appreciate that you're even there. That's all I care about. You could combine in my brain every single time. I would not do that. You would him because you're the best, but and you want to support me. But I completely understand you're not wearing anything, but they would disown me. Yeah. And a lot of Philadelphia would have a problem with this. Yes. We've seen this with just Jason wearing. He's in that crazy. Yeah. That's weird to me. That's weird to me because even though Jason played his whole career in Philly, he did not grow up a Philadelphia Eagles fan. So and hot take. You're his fucking brother of that. What? Yeah. And also it's not like you've played your entire career at the chiefs. So it's not like Jason's out here like putting on this jersey, putting on that jersey. Well, now he is because he fucks around on Monday night. But he's a fan of the game. Yes. Big football fan. Yeah. And then I've got my green in the closet like I've taken so many of Jason's jerseys that he has no idea I have. It's the best. I'll just see those things. We don't need after a game. I'm just trying to provide the laundry bed. Just lift it. I didn't have a Kelly Green one. You're coming home with me. No, I will always wear red for you. I will of course wear bear cats. Yeah. Because that's as close as it gets to wearing something that would be chiefs. Yes. And I cheer for the chiefs. And if people see me in person, I will tell people all the time go chiefs. I just saw me seven jersey yesterday. Yesterday? What day is today? Yesterday? Nice. And we were talking about how much we love the chiefs. Nice. Thank you. So I listen, this you guys got to cut the shit. Get off my back. Yeah. Leave Kylo. Next from real one, V McDougall, we talked about it briefly. What did Taylor say about her broken chair? Well, I had to like present it to her because I felt bad. She didn't hear that commotion. No, she didn't. She wasn't in the house. But I, me and Jason talked about it right after they were like, should I just super glue it and like the next person that sits in it breaks it? Yeah. And then I looked at how bad I broke it. I'm like, not possible. I'm going to need like a whole roll of duct tape to fucking put this thing back together. The way it was like splintering and this lovely chair. But RIP. Yeah. I had to walk in with like just the back holding pieces. Like, how much did you love this? I have never seen you sitting this chair. You don't care about it, right? Right. What's the most memorable thing that you've broken at the house when you were a kid? You and Jason, do you remember man, the garage door windows? I don't remember that all the windows. You're talking about the other garage. So the first garage in North Ridgeville, I notoriously got in the car and it went forward and I went through the garage door. So broke that garage. But our entire childhood, we use the garage doors at the Cleveland Heights house as backstops. Like it was like, it was like, we could say it was like, you know, the tennis walls that they have at parks. Yes. Like for some reason, we had a tennis racket and a bunch of tennis balls. And I would just fucking try to dead. Yeah. Pete Samper's that thing to death. And then it was like the backstop when like we would play catch. So the windows on it were broken. I'm assuming hockey shop. There's holes. Yes. Exactly. There's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the street hockey balls and all types of athletic stuff. Cause I'm pretty sure it was like, it was everything. It was footballs. It was you name it. Yeah. Like you could see like the imprint from like a basketball on the wall. It's like we painted it like a sports complex. And I was like, guess the den. Yes. So but that was, I would say the most memorable for me was either the office, the computer window or the, the floor in the living room. Jason. Tell me more. So, so I'll start with the computer. I'm at the house alone, probably middle school eighth grade somewhere around there. My dad had just gotten me a wooden baseball bat. And I hadn't used it yet. But we had this like big net. We had this like net that wasn't that big. But it was there. And I was like trying to like just feel what it felt like to hit it on the sweet spot. Yeah. Hit it over just over the net, like graze the top of the net and went straight into my dad's office window. And he's not at the house. So I'm thinking, would dad no, no, won't hurt him. So I just start sweeping up some of the glass and I closed the the storm window as the regular window and just kind of like left it and like didn't say anything for like the next. I guess my dad went back there to like mess with a few plugs and saw that there was just like shattered glass everywhere because I only grabbed the big pieces. And it was like, what the hell happened here and then saw the window and saying, can you pay? Hey, this is like a month, two months later. Oh, what are you idiots? Oh yeah, I had no idea. Which one of you idiots broke the fucking window or this I'm just sitting there like playing video games. Huh? - Oh, I don't know. - A window? Who? - Yeah, he knew exactly what it was. And then there's the floor. The floor in the living room. Another sweeping on the rug kind of thing. - Call the couch real quick. - Me and Jason. - Me and Jason, the herd unsupervised at the house. This is probably middle school issue again. And when I say unsupervised, like parents run into the store and back. But me and Jason are we're wrestling, we're wrestling. And then he suplexes me, throws me into the couch. And as I hit the couch, I feel like me go through the couch into the floor. And like through the floor. And we probably had just kind of like push the couch in another direction. (laughs) Didn't my mom or dad had no idea until one day, I think my mom or my dad was like, either one of them was like cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like, turn around. Let me get under the couch and get some of this stuff under the couch and realize we had a hole in the floor. - Yeah. - That he could probably fit two tennis shoes in. But yeah, that was probably the first thing. - He was that big. - It was enormous. Me and Jason literally sat there like, we can't, there's no turning back. We have to hide this forever. - We have to take this to the grave. Next up, um, scrapbook says, is there a group chat with the four of you, Jason Kai, Travis and Taylor? And is it as fun as we think it is? - Well, I'll say this. - You can say none of your damn business. - Yeah, I'll say this. - 'Cause I tell people that all the time, one here. (laughs) - Of course, there's a group chat. - There is a group chat. - Yeah, that's it, that's all you got. - Yeah, 100%. - Ha ha. Next up from Football Girlie Pop. Do y'all have a favorite viral moment of each other? - I answered this question about Jason recently because he has lots and within this question, it became clear that you also have lots. So let's just, let's come up with a couple, fight for your right. - You got a fight! - A lot of fight clips of you can't do that. That's fun. - So I was with the Beastie Boys. I didn't mean to be that apart of that song. (laughs) But I appreciate you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it. At least you haven't told me you hate me yet, so. - How could you? It's all in good fun. - I'm just fighting for my right dudes. - It's a party. - I don't know. - Uh, on stage at the Aristotle's backup dancer? - That was pretty insane. - You did a great job. - I was pretty insane. I had never felt so small ever in my life. That stage. - It's crazy because you've been in false stadiums, but it's-- - That was a whole different animal. - Yes. - I felt like I was like an ant 'cause on a football field, like you're-- - You have space. - Yeah. There's not a thousand people right up on you and then you look into the stands and it's like not light on the crowd. It's just kind of like a dark holy shit. There's a lot of people here. - Yeah. - And, but yeah, that wasn't right. - You nailed it. - Yeah. - Finn Dropper. (laughs) I don't know what to promise you. That's all that was going through. - It was the same as Phoenix. We like, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix. Don't drop her, don't drop her, don't drop her. - Perfect. - You nailed it. - Right foot. - That's good. - Chugging a beer after getting your diploma at the (beep) live. I did say (beep) - Nice. - Yeah. - Touchdown dances. Gifting coach Rita, cheeseburger, SNL. All of these are viral moments. I will say one of my absolute favorites. I think it was outstanding comedic timing by you. Was the White House podium. - Oh God. - That shit was fucking hilarious. - That was hilarious. - It was so funny. (laughs) - I was like in my head, like do I say more? (laughs) - No, you nailed that so it was the perfect amount. It was, you nailed it. You nailed it. - Everyone thinks that I tapped President Biden on the shoulder and like flanked him. And that is not true. (laughs) I did not flank the president. - Clear it up right now. - Just to get on the mic. - Were you thought about it? - No, he just, he just kind of opened the game. - It was just good. - He opened the game. - You were like, let me step in. - Okay, you're gonna let me say something. - There's an open podium. Let me step up to that. Nailed it. There are not a ton of viral Kylie moments. So you don't have to answer the other side of this question. (laughs) We actually, I gotta think of what? Nope. - Nope, we're not, we can't even, we can't even go there because it always ends up in the (beep) Yep, last question from Natalie Rose. Patiently waiting to hear about Travis' best man's speech. Do you remember giving a best man's speech? - Of course I do. - It was a very, I mean, you nailed it. I don't think, to be fair, I don't think anyone had any doubt that you would nail it. Did you? - I did because I wrote it as, I was like putting my suit on. - You did it. (laughs) - You did it. - I procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until like the day of-- - Yeah. - My vows the night before. - Brilliant, thank you. - Because when the feeling strikes you, you will-- - And there's that creative push. - Yes. - And you have to get this done. - And ADHD, when the pressure's on, and you procrastinated too long, suddenly your brain's like, I'm ready to work. - And it's just like, all right, you got something to go for it. It's not here sitting here being like, oh, should I do this, should I do that, should I do this, should I do that, now it's like an entire hour and nobody wants to sit through an hour long wedding speech. - No, you were the perfect amount of time. - I didn't know how-- - You balanced, you balanced the emotional and the funny. Do you remember anything in particular from giving the speech? - I mean, other than talking about Jason and trying to make everyone laugh about that, just like letting you know that I just got like the coolest sister, like that was, yeah, that was, that's all I remember. - And how he was, she's so sweet and nice and she's so kind and so polite and then we go to the shore. 'Cause it was Hawaii, it was where we first met. - Yes. - And then we go to the shore and all of a sudden, we're at Ocean Drive and I hear a mother of fuckers. I'm like, holy shit, where did this woman come from? This is why at the snap of a finger, Jason's like, huh? (laughing) - Who, me? - Whatever you say. - Yeah. That was-- - That's good stuff. - I think I know what you're talking about. - Do you remember the little nook we were in at OD? (laughing) Man, good times over there at the shore. - Shout out to the Ocean Drive. (laughing) We love it there. - Yes we do. - All right, that's it for asking me some things and our real one questions. - I know. - All right now, how'd I do? - I mean, you're 10 times better than me, Jason. You actually have a flow and you've looked at the rundown. - You're like, you're actually, you're, this is-- - Oh, wait, can we set the record straight? Is intern Brandon an intern? - Of course he is. - Oh shit. - Sorry Brandon, I try. Last thing for this special episode, Travis, I couldn't possibly let you go without, let's call it a sisterly roast. - Okay. - Oh god. - To be clear, I have been. I feel like one of the things that we bonded over early was your fashionable sense. - Oh god. - And my lack thereof. Now, my initial reaction to these photos was laughter. - Uh huh. - Ah, let's go. - All these photos are from your GQ photo shoot. - Which was a blast. Shout out to everybody at GQ, amazing. - So I have questions. - Thank you for acknowledging this. - That's a pretty big hat. What's going on? - Every outfit I put on, I would laugh. - So you did too? - Yes. - Great, perfect. - This was hilarious. And they're gonna put me in the swamp. - Yes. They're actually coming for these style choices right now if you can hear the sirens. - You should have seen the indigenous Floridians that were staring at me with his hat on as they were trying to hand me. - Oh, the people on set. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Well, we didn't just go straight into the swamp with like nobody. - Are you actually holding? - Well, 100%. - You're holding a crocodile there. - Yeah, it's not. - Okay. - That's real. - That's incredible. - First of all, brief. - I think it was heavy. - Was it? - It's heavy and what you don't realize is that I'm standing on lily pad roots. - I was just about to ask that question. Did they check under your feet? - 15 feet deep. And I'm just standing on the roots of the lily pads right there. - See, this is why I wanted to get into this 'cause on one hand, you're looking at this and you're like, "This is ridiculous." But this was like a legitimate feat that you accomplished here. - I was proud of myself. - Did you get the bag dirty? - No. - Okay. - It was great. - My gosh, the most sort of law would have killed me. - Okay. More questions. (laughs) Okay, what type of construction were you doing in the ocean? - I was doing turtle construction. I was doing water. We'll move in there. - Yup. - Getting. (laughs) And is the horse under the water, or was it a sea horse? What's happening with the cowboy hat? The cowboy hat and the construction vest. Yes. They were at the same, there was like one look. This is one look. Yeah, and then we were like maybe do one without the other, because they were clashing with the water. Oh, you had them on at the same time at one point. Yes. Okay. So that actually, this is a great, this was actually great decision making, because that would have been too much. Right? It was. It was way too much. It was too much. And then you split it, and this is clearly not too much. This is exactly what it's supposed to be. That's enjoying the water after, after a hard day's work. Sure. On site. You're refreshing dip. Great. What else do we have? How sweaty, okay. So this shoot was in South Florida. It was literally in the Everglades. Yes. So fuzzy. Here we go again with the fuzzy hat, smaller fuzzy hat. In June. In June. How hot were you in that pico? I was sweating my tail off. Were you? It was. That was the most uncomfortable part is that I'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot. Yes. Because you're professional. No, no, no, no, like knowing how bogus I look and feel, you know, I thought that was pretty cool. That shot, that's actually. That's cool. You get the old car. But I was literally sweating bullets the entire time. Like down your face. Yes. You're trying to pretend like you're not like it just wasn't happening. And that's why you. And it got to the point where you're like, like trying to like go. Stinging a little. Yeah. Then it had like Jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for. Oh, no. I'm more of a, these are like a visor for me and the sun. He says the same thing. Yeah. I can block the sun out real fast with these. That's the best. Oh, God. Thank you. I'd Kelsey. All right. That's it for my commentary. No further questions, but I think it's clear that there's a reason you were featured in GQ in that shoot because clearly you're a professional fighting through the others like that. And I was willing to do fun silly stuff like that and have fun with it, you know? Lobbrows, the one that was designing me and like put me in all that fun stuff. Yes. And was a part of like making sure that it looked right and look cool and came out great like that. Yes. Is that I just like trusted the process and everybody with it. I was just like, yeah, whatever you guys got, you didn't even pull out the cool one I did in the ocean, the other ocean one. Do we know that one the one I will say there was pack on my feet. Oh, I will say there was there was a moment in going over the rundown where Emma was like, we're going to bring up the GQ shoot and I was like, let's have some be selective. Yeah, well. So this was actually I had how many times did you eat it? Believe it or not, I didn't. That is, I'm trying to, it was, that is such a Kelsey brother bullshit nonsense. That is, I'm mad. It was get up and then I kind of like slowly fell down the guy. So you don't know how those words, you're, you're controlling it. You're attached to a guy on a jet ski. Okay. And he's through the jet skis like, that's what's giving that was giving you the water going through. Okay. Okay. That guy was perfect. And it looked like I was about to just like, tail off, he would, he would, yeah, he's off the gas a little bit. And then that would kind of like ease me back down and I could get my bearings. Yeah. So, but yeah, no, that was, that was a blast and my quads were burning. Next time I go on the other podcast, you have every right to find the most ridiculous photos of me, intern Brandon, can find. So I'm going to give you, GQ, I mean, you know, you got a guy in there, you got to get her down. That's Taylor's. That's best I got. And that's a wrap on our Uncle Trab, Super Bowl special. Thank you, Trab. Not come out. This is so much fun. Was it? Yes. Okay. Good. I will say this is one of the, one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super swatty and nervous. So I was going to fuck it up because I just figured like, you know, I'm fucking up for you. No, I'm just, we're just be here, shoot the shit. Fuck around with this. Run down and make Emma sweat. You also have like important people coming on here that are actually doing like cool shit and life. So it's like, I knew you guys don't. I haven't had a job in a month. I don't know. This is all he's got going on, guys. Like the first time I have nothing, no, get it. Well, thank you so much for taking the time. I, you just let me know when I get another chance to come on here. I'm going to go find some more. I don't see that more queen. I'm going to hear you. You heard me. Thank you so, so much. And go chiefs. Oh, I heard it here first. Yes. They've actually heard it multiple times, but I'm saying it in front of you so that you make sure you hear it. Thank you. You know, I always say. And out of respect. Co-pets. Thank you. See? And that's on being family. Okay. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. It's another banger, real ones. You're getting the first ever NGO Gallantines Day episode with some very special guests. You know the guests, actually, Travis. That one I'm going to be nervous about because they're about to share some shit. Well, this is all edited. Let's not let them get in the driver's seat on that one. So please send in your Gallantines Day questions for me at NGO with Kylie and we'll answer some of them in the show. Listen and subscribe to Not Gonna Lie, wherever you get your podcast follow the show on all social media at NGO with Kylie. Not gonna lie as a way of original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in. Don't forget to do your taxes, guys. I love that story because is it still clear whether or not you're such a ****? Put it away. I may or may not have been in a pageant. Oh, my **** God, did you ever dance? What it was? What was your talent? Ha ha. I don't think I had to have a talent. Did you have a save the world like? And world peace. Real peace. Did you just say you want? I won the second year. I got first runner up the first year and I did twice. Two year runner. And he was getting worse. No way. Oh ****. Yep. I would never would have guessed that. Good. Oh, no.