Kylie & Travis on Babysitting The Kelce Girls, Couples Group Chat & Best Man Speeches | Ep. 53

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Not gonna lie, today I wasn't doing my makeup before we started, but I was gluing these nails onto my hands because I have somewhere to be this afternoon and I'm gonna try my very best to look somewhat put together. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to an absolutely electric Super Bowl episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football-watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well, at least the one that I saw in person, was Rihanna. And speaking of Super Bowls. Oh, God. I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the King of Funkles, and the Big Yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, all right. Rihanna, on the other podcast. Rihanna. It's the one and only Uncle Trev. Kai, what is up? Welcome to Not Gonna Lie. This is exciting. This is silly. This is long overdue. This is so silly. It's long overdue. This is gonna be unhinged. I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me and Jason, which is an exaggeration because interviewing is the last thing that we actually do. It's so. Honestly, I give Jason a lot of shit for the times that he's dragged me downstairs to do this. Well, to do the other podcasts. But it is always a fun time. If people could see the stuff that got cut. Oh, yeah. You're not gonna. Well, we wouldn't have a podcast. It's just so much fun, man. It's so much fun. And you know Jason. Jason's just a. A good time. Yeah. He's got his. He's got his fun-like way of life and he's got his views and hearing those views and how he delivers them on a podcast makes you break chairs. Yeah. That was. I felt so bad. Was Taylor actually mad about the chair? No, she laughed. She laughed her ass off. Of course she did. She has a good sense of humor. You busted a chair. I immediately went over to the scale, though. I had to see where we were at. You had to check yourself a little bit? No job January has been exactly that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Take a step back. We're relaxing. I had two croissants on the way here. Chocolate or plain? Almond. Oh, great. Yeah. It was the last one left. It was a late morning. The two last left? Got it. Now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests? Oh, man. Not gonna lie. It feels pretty cool. Feels pretty cool. I feel like when you started this. I'm not gonna lie. It was like you were coming out with aggressive takes. Yes. You were not fucking around. No, I'm not. And I was terrified of them because I do not like aggressive takes. I like to play the nice medium take. Yeah. Right in the middle. And let Jason do the aggressive takes. Yeah. Like you guys got that side of the family. Yeah. I'm holding down the middle takes. Isn't it silly that we matched up on that? Of course. I feel like. There's no fucking around over there. No. None. It's the best though. Is it? Yeah. Okay. It is. I admire it. What was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through of the request? All right. Here we go. We got to do it. I can't not say no to this. This is something I owe you. You could have said no. I told you you could say no. I owe you this. You owe me nothing. I only want to be a good brother-in-law as you've been a good sister-in-law. That's very kind. Well, I'm very grateful you did agree to do this because it is literally the perfect time here during Super Bowl week. It's rare we even typically get a chance to do this. To speak this week of the year because of the last five Super Bowls, six, you have played in five of them. So this is typically a busy time of year. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. And I say that because I think obviously I'm sure it still stings that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time. It doesn't end in a hoisting the Lombardi. Exactly. But. To have that on your resume, not only individually, your accomplishments, but your team, the coaching staff you've been able to do it with, Pat, the other staples you guys have on the Chiefs. Oh, yeah. That is unreal. It's pretty insane. I kind of got the first step back this year when Pat went down and we lost the last however many games. And I got to kind of cope with it in that moment. Yeah. And then I got to try and be in the building with Coach Reed and the guys that I love in Kansas City and try and make it the best scenario possible as the year ended there. And then have taken a step back and really looked around and been like, "Man, this run has been crazy and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now." I was talking to Edelman the other day when he was doing the other podcast and he was telling me how he still in January grows his beard out. Yeah. He doesn't know any other way and I'm just like, "Man, I feel exactly what you're saying." Because especially after a long season like that, and Jason does this almost year round but now he's on TV so he keeps it a little cleaned up. But you stop caring about how you look because you're just going into the building doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. And you get into this mode of like, "I'm beat up but I fucking love this. And I want to keep going." I got to keep remembering that I love this. Who's the next opponent? Yeah. Who is it? Bring him in. And it's just, it gets to that point where now I'm like watching it and yeah, it stings. It stings especially because I felt like this year's team in a lot of ways was better than last year's team. And last year's team, we only lost two games. It was insane. It feels a little weird that there's not like an end cap to the weekend in a way that there has been previously. You've given us a really fun, really fun six years. It's been nuts, man. It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it, it all happens so fast. So being able to take that step back this year is just kind of like, I don't know, I'm still proud of the work that we've done. You should be. Who knows if we can keep that thing going. I think it's a nice break to run it back next year. Just I already knocked on it. It's a hell of a word. Okay. There we go. All right now. Now you're up for Walter Payton Man of the Year at NFL Honors. So congratulations. It's your third nomination. Is that right? I think. This is my first time being nominated. Queen Emma's nodding. I could actually go to the stuff. So I'll be at honors tonight. That's so exciting. And then I'll be at the game. I'll see you there. Nice. Are you presenting? What the fuck? Why the fuck would I be presenting? No, Jason is. Not going to lie. I think you'd be pretty good at presenting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not going to lie. Thank you so much. No, I'm not. That sounds like my personal nightmare. Jason is. No. Just like the problem. You're just reading it from like. Nope. A football length field away. I'm going to leave that to you. We're going to leave it to Jason. Perfect. I'm just going to be up there saying hi. It'll just be the two second kids in the audience like, "You're doing great. We believe in you." Really hit that exclamation point, Jason. So Memphis is. Now, you do so much incredible work for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City. What have you been up to recently with them in the Ignition Lab? Well, that is a well-oiled machine that has been going on in Kansas City. Mary has it covered over there. Yeah. Mary Ellsman is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the biggest community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone. Everyone loves her. She's one of my favorite kids. She's one of my favorite people. She knows everyone. There's a kitchen like kids are using everything that they can in here to just, you know, create a business or get get an understanding of, you know, what exactly these opportunities are, you know, whatever they're interested in. I had the absolute pleasure of being toured around by Mary when we were in Kansas City for one of the games against the Eagles. You were saying that there's a culinary lab, but there's also an agricultural side of things. They have different like they plant crops and make sure that they do compost and all those types of things. But then they're actually using those ingredients, the herbs, all of those things in the culinary lab. And then they're using the graphic design labs to create menus and things. So it's the most honestly, it was like it felt like you were. You're watching an ecosystem. It's pretty crazy. And the cool thing is, is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities. So that's that's what my 87 running my foundation has been trying to do into Cleveland. It's a process. There's it. Listen, there's a there's a need for it in every city. There is, you know, because you need somebody like a Mary that's there running it and making it what it is. And and she. She's just she's a superstar. So shout out to Mary. Appreciate you being being you. You're the she's. Now we just have to clone her. Yeah. Perfect. We need you to find the next real quick for all the other cities we want to touch. I hope this goes without saying. We're so proud of all the work that you've done. And obviously, knowing that it truly comes from your heart to help the community that you currently live in and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So. And even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is going to win because we're going to make a donation from not going to lie. What? Yes, of course, because we love what they're doing. And we, of course, would like to say thank you. And the best way to do that is to impact the communities that you love. All right. Now, of course, I guess we should get back to Queen Emma's rundown now because otherwise she'll lose her mind. But coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special, I'm going to ask Travis as many of the questions that you guys submitted for the Ask Me Some Things. And we call it Ask Me Some Things because these motherfuckers don't know when to quit. You guys ask some of the most inappropriate questions. We're not doing that. This is the segment I also this happens whether or not you're here. So let's just be clear. We set that boundary clear. I'm also going to have Trav help me out with his first ever Doom Scroll of the Week where we find out right from the source. I'm going to have Trav help me out with his first ever Doom Scroll of the Week where we find out right from the source. If he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit why it's famous, naughty and sneaky clip. Plus, we're going to talk about my earliest days with the Kelsey family. But before we get into all of that, let's start with a real one comment of the week. And this one might have to go in the real one comment Hall of Fame because it's so good. I had to bring it back. I just addressed this on the show recently. Trav, as my guest, do you want to do the honors and read this one? It's from Tina on YouTube. Tina, Tina on YouTube. Why do the Kelsey? Family swear so much. At least Trevor and Kylie do. So, Trevor, what are your thoughts? That is a bot. If I've ever seen it. Yeah. Dash ID onesie Q. Yes. Let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was trolling everyone purposely getting. I said, who the fuck is Trevor? That was how I started. Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me. Like it's like second. Your alter ego, my alter ego. That's just like, we don't let Trevor out. Trevor only comes out when, when shit goes down. To be honest, when I was a kid and like a coach or a new, like dad would say Trevor instead of Travis. I used to wait. People actually, I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard. Yeah. You guys are fucking up. You have, you've never gotten Kaylee. Oh, I get Kaylee. That's what I'm saying. Honestly, you know what people get me with? Kelsey. They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name. And then they apologize and call me Kelsey again. It's the most. Listen, I've me and names are not, we're not. You're not friends. No, no, no. I do a lot of those like big guys and boss. Hey, man's and yeah. Sup dogs. You are a big guy. You big guy. You're big on big guy. Everyone. I big guy, little guys. Yeah. But I feel like that makes people feel good. And you deliver in a way that's like, you're like genuine. I just don't know. Your name. I can't wait for the next person you see. And you're like, Hey, big dog. And like so many fucking just miserable stories of me not knowing names. The number of times I've leaned into your brother and been like, that's. And I'll be like, Hey, so-and-so. And like, no, it's I, I call it the Veep. I don't know if you've ever seen the show Veep. No. Oh, Julia Dreyfuss has a. Basically a handler who stands behind her and whispers, that's Tim and his daughter goes to Penn State. And then she's like, how's your daughter, Katie? Is she enjoying Penn State? And that's me and Jason. So I was at, I was at the Phoenix open yesterday before we went to new high playing golf. And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like the, the, it's like this one golf hole has an entire arena around it. It's crazy. It felt like I was walking into like the Coliseum or something when I, when I went through the tunnel and the guy hands me the microphone and in my, in my mind, I was saying, you're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix, because I didn't want to say Kansas city was because I had, I had a few drinks, but so in my mind, I'm telling myself that, and I got that from doing a Kelsey jam, this musical festival that I do out in KC all the time. And I saw one of the artists going up to perform and their manager or somebody who was in their ear. You're in Kansas city. You are in Kansas city. You are, do not forget you are in Kansas city. And I'm pretty sure that that's like, that's pretty common that if somebody's moving around like that, you get the wrong city. There's nothing worse. If I would've went up there, I would've got booed so bad. Do you think I would've said anything but Phoenix? I think if you had said Kansas city, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas city, it's like kind of like, it would sound like you're addressing chiefs fans. You know what I mean? You're like, where are my people? All right. If that happens, I think you just lean in and you're like, go chiefs, you know, like lean in and be like, that was intentional. Yeah. Just keep that in your back pocket. You're in Kansas. You're not in Kansas city. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. Well, now you're in San Francisco. So don't call it San Fran. This is the only mic that I'm getting in front of. Don't call it San Fran. Can't call it San Fran. You're not allowed to call it San Fran. I've been warned multiple. No, no one is. It's SF or it's San Francisco. One woman. Who I met on the street actually said to my face, it's triggering, which I'm, I'm concerned. No, it's not. Do not tell San Francisco people that we're kidding. We're not, but we are a little, I am standing on that hill. That is not, that should not. Trav's about to San Fran the fuck out of this place. Like what? I'm going to purposely say it to everyone from San Fran now. Now, uh, I have to get back. Back to Tina, Tina, Tina and her Trevor. So why do we swear so much? Um, I just, I feel like there's a level of, uh, not giving a fuck as the second kid that I think we just, we relate to that and we don't do it in like an aggressive way. We just kind of grew up and that's how it like put people at ease. Like, well, I'm not that serious. I'm just fucking chilling. It's it also, it. Like, why are you putting so much power on those words? Why are you getting offended by it? It's just meant to emphasize your point, right? That's it. It just spices up your sentence a little. And you could use those words for multiple things. Like they're like universally, like, like shit can be a lot. You could be a lot of different shit. So shit applies to a lot. Fuck applies to a lot. Fucking right. I say suck my ass. That applies to a lot. I say it on. Take that Tina. Suck my ass, Tina. I actually say it on sales calls. The sales team can confirm. I say it on sales calls. Nice. Yep. Every so often we get a suck my ass. That means we're not entertaining that. Universal. Because it applies to a lot. Yeah. All right. That's it for real one comment of the week. I just needed to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got, I felt triggered. Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys. Don't do that to me. This is Uncle Trav. It's just not. Yeah. This is Uncle Trav. Okay. We got an A in there. There's an A in there. Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV. Don't settle for meh. Switch to YouTube TV. In honor of my guest this week, we're going to get honest about the first time we met. Oh, man. And the early days of me joining the Kelsey family. What was it? 2015, 16, 15, 16. 16, 15? - I think 16. - I think it was the summer of 16. so i so i actually supported me in my darkest of days and i want to say thank you did i yes kylie you came out to la and supported me dating 50 women one from each state okay but be honest that all was i chance for love but was i supportive but what but but the real question is was i so you were there i was physically there yeah you were there you were watching the episodes with us i was you were i looked over past the camera one time and you were right there just that's what my face was doing i was like yeah go trap um now the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing that hawaii ah uh uh we got to come and cheer you on in pro bowl that was actually a really really fun weekend that was very fun that was a blast um a fun introduction i would like to bring up when you and jason were at the pool for quite some time yeah having my ties yes okay those didn't end well i have not brought this up in a long time oh god and we were in what was like a two-bedroom with like a little living room a little kitchenette and i heard a commotion we'll call it in the living room oh god and i came out of the room open the doors and i could see through the little cut cut out to the kitchenette that jason was in the sink lapping up water like a dog okay with the faucet on no cup just just taking the to the dome to get that hydration in before you go to sleep everyone knows that the best thing was when i looked to my left oh god and travis was against the wall like this staring forward while i was staring at the side of his head i didn't have anything to do with this i wasn't here legitimately you were like i am part of the wall now and you didn't say a word if i didn't move you weren't there i'm you were camouflaged completely it was a debacle those my ties hit a little bit stronger over their own uh turtle bay i know that holy smoke because before i went back to the room and left you two to your own devices i went over to jason who was like this in the pool and i was like hey so i'm going back to the room and i think you should come i think we should just i think we should go we've been here since the afternoon it's dark now yep and he went and stayed in the pool and i was like okay i'm leaving you here i don't i don't know what's happening you look like a toddler having a tantrum like your parents like get out of the pool it's time to go and he's it's just like it was ridiculous yeah that is so funny you remember that no it's it's stuck in there to be fair i did not have as many my ties as you guys so it was yeah that was that might be the last time i had a mai tai they did a number on me that i could never get i could taste that yeah right now yeah no thanks um now that was hawaii was the first time we met do you remember a meeting for the first time i mean i remember that weekend vaguely kind of we get hit in the head that was a lot i know it was a lot of my time a lot of my time um but yeah what was your first impression um that i had only seen really i had never seen jason like how do i put this i do have i do have a question about that we based on jason's past girlfriends or lack thereof can we i think there's literally you said what now uh there was one there there was one at least like your mom and dad remember him we'll call it dating with air quotes because i don't even think that he would have said that he was dating who knows regardless that there was maybe one person correct that's the thing so i had never seen him one be so into someone but also i had never seen someone be able to like kind of control the bear you know like you like yes channel is a great way to put it um and him like not immediately fight back about it like obviously he has his ways of just being jason yes um and doing things his way but at the same time it's like you gave him a reason to team up and he's the best team player in the world like he is why he's so unbelievable at everything competitively um but he's wholeheartedly in it and you were the first person i've seen him like actually like want to team up with and like i don't know respect their opinions like you you're really the only one still to this day you'd be surprised every so often he'll ask me something but it's like and i'll give an opinion my favorite i can't remember what it was but in like recent years i told him something i gave him advice on something and maybe a week or two later he came back and he was like i said so like how's it going and he was like well travis said oh no and then he proceeded to say i you not no i you not the exact same advice i had given him like you and i gave the exact same feedback and the best part is and he was like and then i like looked into it and i was like you know what trav's right and i was like this is one of those moments this is about being a team player okay we still got there did whether you had to say it or i said it we still got there nice so that was good teamwork and i appreciate your efforts i'm always i'm always a team player i think uh i think obviously you came in and like gave him a reason to be a better person and i saw that from the jump and it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you carry yourself and it was uh it was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing where you guys are now because you guys really did just like create this awesome like team and like little community of of amazing little people gosh they are a mess uh we're a mess but we're having fun together there we go yep um what had jason already told you about me do you remember nothing no me and jason we never talk about any of that stuff we're just like so how much you weigh in i will say you've been taping what are you doing for recovery yeah you know what's happening yeah uh no i uh jason is notorious for that he will come back and i will find something out from someone else and i will say hey did you know that this happened and he will say yeah and i'm like huh weird uh you didn't tell me and he'll be like yeah and so then i'll ask questions like well what happened and he's like don't know who was there don't know i can't remember when did it happen i don't know oh no i could dig for these details if you want me to nope no he doesn't he doesn't go that far he's like i don't know and i don't care to know and i call them girl questions yeah because they're only questions girls would ask taylor's made me so much better at that getting the details you get the details that's what we want those are girl questions jason i'll like doesn't fucking i'll go through an entire day like yesterday i was going through the new the other podcast party yes um the whole time i'm saying hi to all these familiar faces and some friends of taylor's that i've like been in the football world that i've been able to introduce her to and i'm just like all right gotta remember saw that person gotta remember saw that person i'm like throwing them like in like my like memory bank like don't forget because i'm she's gonna want some details because she didn't get a chance to go so i'm just here like details that's so caring and then and then the beers just make a lot of the details go away and you're just like this is how i never remember the details right right right blame the garage beer it's a good product yep it's a great product and it will help you forget the girl questions now um did jason tell you about his plan for proposing ahead of time did he did he what yes this is the only time i was like you had the girl the girl answers dude how are you did you really do it yes he had this whole i knew more about the details of what he wanted to do that i did him telling me the details of how he actually did it if that makes sure you don't know what happened you know what was supposed to happen okay fair i don't even still to this day know exactly how it happened sure what was supposed to do you remember what was supposed to happen he was supposed to serenade you oh what you - I didn't hear this. - What the fuck? breaking news what am i the only one i'm sorry what yes there was a scenario all the girl details there was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom oh no do you know about this i know how my dad asked my mom we can bleep this so that the crew knows my dad well that's not what jason told me but he was gonna sing i thought there was a there was a there was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother who knows i don't know i don't know either now see the details all got crossed up i thought he was going to serenade you and like be outside the house and you were going to hear him singing and he was going to come out i thought i remembered hearing that from him okay looking back on it now that was never gonna happen i don't think no he asked me on the front lawn of my parents house not so still outside we were still outside um he went inside i thought he had to take shit because he was like i gotta go back in the house and i was like we're not stopping on the way home so like you should go take a shit and he came back out within two seconds which if you know your brother that's not how long that takes no chance he went in to ask and lease their permission nice and it was a quick ask because of course they were like yeah that's awesome yeah it was yeah a bunch of bullshit well he didn't serenade you that time i know he has multiple times though yeah um oftentimes when intoxicated one of the first times we ever hung out like do you like raspy like low raspy or do you like high raspy i like when he goes low raspy oh all right yeah he has a character to his voice he does no that is lovely and he likes to make jokes that like he's not a good singer he knows he's a good singer he knows he's gonna send it and have fun doing it and that's and it sounds good and everyone enjoys hearing it there you 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uncle trab edition let's doom now first up doom scroll uh i actually already gave my take on how uncle trab would respond in this scenario but now i'm going to go right to the source queen emma the clip please it says my son calling my sister to see if she would sign a paper with a bad grade uh really quick so i thought it would be a great on your test today and i was wondering if you could sign my mom's signature because she doesn't like i don't want her to see it because like i'm really scared i'm gonna get in trouble yep three letters ride my bike over yep i'm so happy all right thank you didn't ask any didn't even ask what not a single question nope no details no girl questions nothing none no extra uh how quickly would you tell wyatt yep in this situation well we know i would definitely sign it but you guys would know i'm signing it really yeah i don't think i don't think i could just be like all right so i'm gonna but i'm gonna let you guys know that she's failing she's failing and you guys need to know that sure but you didn't hear from me right if you heard it from me that's shame on you that's fair okay take it to the grave that you told us yeah but you're gonna let us in that you did sign a test 100 okay that's fair yeah you got because why's gotta know aunt i don't immediately went to why and i don't know why she's just the oldest yep but they gotta know that they have somebody to come to no matter what for sure and i'll always be that for them but at the same time it's like sometimes i was the knucklehead that was like just not even asking my parents just kind of signing it myself and that didn't end out well yeah so yeah charles signs off on this um scribble scrabble scribble scrabble next up we got to get to the origins of the naughty and sneaky clip she's so little she was so little oh man oh no um okay so what is your best guess as to where wyatt heard naughty and sneaky before i mean it has to be you um a lot of people thought that maybe i was saying it about you that's where she got it from like oh uncle travis naughty and sneaky it wasn't she heard you say that about somebody else and then i would think that i had said it about her oh that makes sense so i do want to clear that up i don't think uncle travis naughty or sneaky yeah he's he's a well-known flanker i know i'm but that's all day yeah but that's not naughty and sneaky that's very straightforward that's just survival right that's how he's gotten this far in life that's how he's lived this long i'm still offended that hurt me for like the thousandth time when she told me i don't want you to have it i was like what did i do now have you dared to put on another wig in front of wyatt since this happened um well that was i mean i'll throw a wig on right now okay with why we'll see what we can line up for next time i forget where that pink i think jason came home jason had it with the uh because he was doing the beard beard painting and all that and like when he oh when he shaved his head yeah so he he just had that laying around and i put it on yeah she didn't like it not on and you know what's great you there was no question about whether or not she liked it she said no Nope. You're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best. What are some other things that you do with the girls or that the girls make you do when you're visiting? Because I'm on record saying that you are like, I mean, airtime. They do not. They want to be anti-gravity. That's true. They want to be in the air. Yes. Flying, acting as planes. I just like that when both you and Taylor are around, that all of the kids are like, well, Benny thinks our legs don't work. That's ridiculous. Right? The whole time. And then the big girls are like, you could throw us for seven hours straight. Yeah, 100%. Yep. How's your shoulder feel about that? It's got to get me. Oh, we're good now. We're good now. I got some good, got a whole, I didn't do anything in January, so the shoulders are great right now. Great. Okay. I'll let them know. Yeah, exactly. I feel like I'm always like making up for the last, like, from the last time I saw them to now on all the airtime that they're missing out on. So I have to like. You have to get it in. Get it back up to where it should be. But you already know they're the best. I have so much fun just throwing them every which way and going outside. I will say, I think people probably. I think people probably assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are the best uncle. Well, you come in and you give them your undivided attention, you get down on the floor with them, you play whatever they ask you to play. Oh, yeah. You like really engage with them in a way that like, and I think you already know this because you do it, but like, they don't care like what you bring. You could bring like candy and toys and like, that's all fine. What they're the most excited about. What they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play Barbies on the floor or getting to do things that like is just about the quality time and having your attention. Yeah. And you have to, as, as the, the mom of the house, as the one that's keeping all of that together, I can just be a kid. Like, I'm just, we're going in there. I'm just adding to the madness and just becoming a toddler with them. Um, as you like, make sure. Make sure that everyone's safe and. Yes. Maintain boundaries. Being around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun. They, and they love when Uncle Trav comes to visit. Uncle Trav loves to come visit them. Um, next up on the Uncle Trav scroll, Jason and I recently revisited the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Travis still allowed? Oh, still not allowed to babysit. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a. Crucial age where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'm good luck. Trav, see you in a couple of days. Like I'd fucking, I'd, I'd ditch him. Yeah, I'm working on getting that to at least at least a couple of hours, honestly, to be fair. And I said this, I it's, it's always. We always ask at the worst time because the last time we talked about it, Finn was still nursing and, and she's very into mom right now for whatever reason. How long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls? However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're just going to come drop and walk out. Yeah, come on. We're going to do the, we're going to do the knockup and then we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door and all four of them are going to be on the stoop. Like we're here, you don't got to throw me with a good time. You know, week blast. Um, do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be like, ah, I'm going to need some, some information on that. Not a big directions guy, you know, like the manual to the TV and all that. Like that is, that is known in the family. I feel like I got some decent parameters. See, it's funny. You say it like that. If you ask big Ed Kelsey. He will always say you are not an instructions guy that Jason's the one who would read the Legos all the way through and then start and you were the one that was winging it. Maybe a couple extra pieces at the end, but you were, you had it. We didn't need those. I think they give you a few extra pieces. That's the thing. There was always like, that was the running jokes. Like, oh, there's more pieces. And Travis is like, they look clearly they were not even talking about those. They're extra, uh, last on doom scroll. We looked for the cutest otter on Tik TOK that we could find in your honor. Have you met an otter? No, I'm waiting for that moment. Okay. Well, catch one in the wild. You mean that you want so many, you mean that, okay. To be clear, everyone that is, you want to see one in the wild when you say catch one in the wild, you don't mean physically. Okay. Just great. Okay. Just grab it. Like, I just want to make sure that you catch it out outside and just, yep. Like see it doing its otter thing. It wouldn't that be the most exciting to get to see it in, in its natural habitat. It's going to happen, but maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope? Cause that's always my hope is that if I meet an animal, like every time I go past some sort of like Creek or river in my mind, there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me. Like I've had dreams like this. This is crazy. It's just like, I just know they're like the friend that's my friend. Trap man. What's up big dog. Um, as a special surprise from us, uh, here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter at the Philadelphia zoo in your name. And of course we use your legal name. We use uncle Trav, bring out the certificate. So now you have even more of a reason to come to Philadelphia. First of all, big zoo guy. Uncle Trav, this is amazing. That's for you. Yes. And I will say you might need your plugs because we visited them during a fuck around and find out episode. Oh my God. It was deafening. Art. I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say, I think the giant river otters are not quite the cute fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from a rock. They're not, they're not the same, but these guys are fucking hilarious. Giant river otter. Mm-hmm. There's a big old boy. We'll look into it. They're huge. Uncle Trav. Can't wait to meet you, dude. It says, oh, as a zoo parent, that's you. I wonder how long the zoo would let me babysit him. 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She would snuggle up next to you when she was in the house. Yes. She would come by and say hi. She was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't replace Flash. Is that what it is? I think Flash is such a. This is deep-seated trauma. It's such a pinnacle. She was so amazing. She's on the top shelf of cats. Cats. And I think. It's going to be hard. Yeah. She used to do stuff like bring birds in for Jason. She brought offerings. And leave them in his room, you know? I do know that every time someone references Flash, there is a reference to the middle-of-the-night fight club that she was holding on the street. Oh, it was the best. Yeah, beating the shit out of the neighborhood cats. We talk about it all the time. The little cat GoPros, you guys have seen those things? Yes. Where they literally meet up in alleys with other cats. I was like, I thought this was all just a movie. Yes. Like, no, this is. Nope. It's legit. I didn't see rodents until I went to college. That's why I want a cat. And all that, like, nothing was ever around the house. Hot take. I actually want a cat for rodent control. So anyone who, like, I'm fine if a cat snuggles, I want that cat to be a stone-cold killer. Mm-hmm. Get you some barn cats. That's what we're going to do. There you go. That's my way in. Yeah. Do you want me to, do you want me to brutally press it? No, it's okay. Want me to be his therapist and, like, be like, Jason. No, we have to. How do cats make you feel? Do you miss Flash? Do you miss Flash? Tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone. There's a lot of people who are like, just bring one home. Or get Uncle Trav to gift one. And we have an agreement, no heartbeats. Only one kind of heartbeat. Oh, no. I actually found this out the other day. Is that donkeys. Do donkeys protect the land? Yes. I didn't know that. They're, they're like guardians. It took, yeah, it took somebody to, like, tell me, like, no, no, no, that's why everybody always has just, like, one donkey on their property that has, like, other animals. But they don't want to be alone. One day I'm going to have a donkey, too, because they don't want to be alone. We had, we had a good friend of ours, Evan Davis, as you know. Yes. His family had a bunch of, I think, a couple of goats, but they had a donkey. Yeah. And it was the coolest pet. Of course it was. You see that? You see that thing with the stiff neck? He started running over to you. They're so cute. A bunch of people say, just get the cat. And I don't think that they understand that. That's not how. That's not how a relationship works. That's not how anybody should be bringing things to the house. No. Especially something like that. Don't you want everyone to have buy-in? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to, we're going to get to a point where the cat will come and it will be welcomed by all. Yeah. It's not right now. At all. It's probably not in the news. your future either but here we are uh from at struggling college film kid how does trav feel about kai wearing red to chief's games but never actually chief's gear doesn't bother me one bit i appreciate that you're even there that's all i care about you could come rocking green every single time you i would not do that you wouldn't because you're the best but and you want to support me but i completely understand you not wearing anything but big head would disown me yeah and a lot of philadelphia would have a problem with this yes we've seen this with just jason wearing isn't that crazy yeah that's weird to me that's weird to me because even though jason played his whole career in philly he did not grow up a philadelphia eagles fan so and hot take you're his fucking brother how about that what yeah and also it's not like you've played your entire career at the chiefs so it's not like jason's out here like putting on this jersey putting on that jersey well now he is because he fucks around on monday night but he's a fan of the game he is he's a big football fan yeah and then i've got my green in the closet like i've taken so many of jason's jerseys that he has no idea i have it's the best good i'll just see those things we don't need after a game i'll just see him hanging over by the laundry bin just lift it didn't have a kelly green one um no i will always wear red for you i will of course wear bear cats yeah because that's as close as it gets to wearing something that would be chiefs and i cheer for the chiefs and if people see me in person i will tell people all the time go chiefs i just saw an 87 jersey yesterday yesterday what day is today yesterday nice and we were talking about how much we love nice thank you so i'd listen this you guys got to cut the shit get off my back yeah leave kyla uh next from real one v mcdougall we talked about it briefly what did taylor say about her broken chair well i had to like present it to her because i like i felt bad of just like she didn't hear that commotion no she didn't she wasn't in the house but i felt bad about it she didn't hear me and jason talked about it right after they were like should i just super glue it and like the next person that sits in it breaks it yeah and then i looked at how bad i broke it i'm like not possible i'm gonna need like a whole roll of duct tape to fucking put this thing back together the way it was like splintering and all this um lovely chair but r.i.p yeah i i had to walk in with like just the back holding pieces it's like how much did you love this this you i have never seen you sit in this chair chair you didn't care about it right right uh what's the most memorable thing that you've broken at the house when you were a kid you and jason do you remember man the garage door windows yeah but i didn't i don't remember that all the windows you're talking about the other garage so the first garage in north ridgeville i notoriously got in the car and it went forward and i went through the garage door so broke that garage but our entire childhood we used the garage doors at the cleveland heights house as backstops like it was like it was like we could it was like you know the tennis walls that they have at parks yes like for some reason we had a tennis racket and a bunch of tennis balls and i would just fucking try to dent it yeah pete sampras that thing to death um and then it was like the backstop when like we would play catch so the windows on it were broken i'm assuming hockey shots there's holes yes exactly there's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the street hockey balls and all types of athletic stuff because i'm i'm pretty sure it was like it was everything it was footballs it was you name it like you could see like the imprint from like a basketball on on the walls like it's like we painted it like a sports complex and uh it's like guess the dent yes so but that was i would say the most memorable for me was either the the office the computer window or the the floor in the living room jason more so so i'll start with the computer i'm at the house alone probably middle school eighth grade somewhere around there my dad had just got me a wooden baseball bat and i hadn't used it yet but we had this like big net we had this like net that wasn't that big but it was there and i was like trying to like just feel what it felt like to hit it on the sweet spot yeah hit it over just over the net like grazed the top of the net and went straight into my dad's office window and he's not at the house so i'm thinking what dad don't know won't hurt him so i just start sweeping sweeping up some of the glass and i closed the uh the storm window as the regular window and just kind of like left it and like didn't say anything for like the next i guess my dad went back there to like mess with a few plugs and saw that there was just like shattered glass everywhere because i only grabbed the big pieces it was like what the hell happened here and then saw the window and came hey hey it was like a month two months later oh you got away with it oh yeah they had no idea which one of you idiots broke the fucking window or a lot of this i'm just sitting there like playing video games huh oh i don't know a window who yeah he knew exactly what it was and then there's the floor the floor in the living room another you know sweeping on the rug kind of thing uh me and jason jason the harrod unsupervised at the house uh this is probably middle school ish again and when i say unsupervised like parents run into the store and they're like what the fuck is this this is a storm back um but me and jason are we're wrestling we're wrestling and then he suplexes me throws me into the couch and as i hit the couch i feel like me go through the couch into the floor and like through the floor and we probably had just kind of like push the couch in another direction and it didn't my mom or dad had no idea until one day i think my mom uh or my dad was like either one of them was like cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like turning all right let me get under the couch and get some of this stuff under the couch and they realized we had a hole in the floor yeah uh that he could probably fit two tennis shoes in but yeah that was probably it was that big it was enormous me and jason literally sat there like we can't there's no turning back we have to hide this forever we have to take this to the grave yeah next up scrapbook says is there a group chat with the four of you jason kai travis and taylor uh and is it as fun as we think it is um well i'll say this you can say none of your damn business yeah i'll say this because i tell people that all the time on here of course there's a group chat are you kidding yeah we're that's it that's all you got yeah 100 percent haha uh next up from football girly pop do y'all have a favorite viral moment of each other um i answered this question about jason recently because he has lots um and within this question it became clear you also have lots so let's just let's come up with a couple uh fight for your right that's fun um shows the beastie boys i didn't mean to be that a part of that song uh but i appreciate you guys so much you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it at least you haven't told me you hate me yet so how could you it's all in good fun i'm just fighting for my ride dudes to party i know uh on stage at the iris tour as a backup dancer that was that was pretty insane you did a great job i was pretty insane i had never felt so small ever in my life that's crazy because you've been in full stadiums but it's that was a whole different thing i'm not like i was like an ant because the the on a football field like you're you have space yeah there's not a thousand people right up on you and then you look into the stands and it's like not light on the crowd it's just kind of like yes a dark like holy shit there's a lot of people here yeah and um but yeah that was you nailed it yeah uh didn't drop her i promise you that's all that was going through it was the same as phoenix you're like phoenix phoenix phoenix don't do that don't drop her don't drop her don't drop her right perfect you nailed it right foot left foot uh chugging a beer after getting your diploma at the live i did say nice yeah uh touchdown dances gifting coach rita cheeseburger snl all of these are viral moments i will say one of my absolute favorites i think it was outstanding comedic timing by you was the white house podium oh god that shit was fucking hilarious that was hilarious it was so funny fellow americans i was like in my head like do i say more no you nailed that so it was the perfect amount it was you nailed it you nailed it everyone thinks that i tapped president biden on the shoulder and like flanked him and that is not true i did not flank the president right now just to get on the mic but you thought about it no he just he just kind of opened it was just good he opened the gate and you were like let me step in okay you're gonna let me say something there's an open podium let me step up to that nailed it um there are not a ton of viral kylie moments so um you don't have to answer the other side of this question we actually i gotta i gotta think of what nope nope we're not we can't even we can't even go there because it always ends up in the yep uh last question from natalie rose patiently waiting to hear about trav's best man speech do you remember giving a best man speech of course i do it was a very i mean you nailed it i don't think to be fair saying that because i don't think anyone had any doubt that you would nail it did you i did because i wrote it as i was like putting my suit you did a great job you did i procrastinated like a kelsey and just waited until like i wrote my vows the night before brilliant thank you because when the feeling strikes you you will and there's that creative push yes and you have to get this done and adhd when the pressure's on and you've procrastinated too long suddenly your brain's like i'm ready to work and it's just like all right you got something go for it it's not here sitting here being like oh should i do this should i do that should i do this should i do that now it's like an entire hour and nobody wants to sit through an hour-long wedding speech no you you were the the perfect amount of time i didn't know you balanced the emotional and the funny do you remember anything in particular from giving the speech um i mean other than talking about jason and trying to make everyone laugh about that just like letting you know that i just got like the coolest sister like that was yeah that was that's all i really remember and how and how he was the she's the she's so sweet and nice and she's so kind and so polite and then we go to the shore because it was hawaii was one where we first met yes and then we go to the shore and all of a sudden we're at ocean drive and i hear a motherfucker like i'm like holy shit where did this woman come from this is why at the snap of a finger jason's like huh who me whatever you say yeah that was that's good stuff oh no i think i know what you're talking about the do you remember the little nook we were in at od man good times over there at the shore uh shout out to the ocean drive we love it there yes we do um all right that's it for ask me some things and our real one questions um all right now how'd i do i mean you're you're 10 times better than me jason it is you actually have a flow and you've looked at the rundown um like you're actually you're this is oh wait can we set the record straight is intern brandon an intern of course he is he's been the intern sorry brandon i try uh last thing for this special episode travis i couldn't possibly let you go without uh let's call it a sisterly roast okay oh god um to be clear i have no idea what you're talking about yeah i feel like one of the things that we bonded over early was your fashionable sense oh god and my lack thereof now my initial reaction to these photos was laughter uh-huh you did a great job let's go these all these photos are from your gq photo shoot which was a blast shout out to everybody at gq um amazing so i i have questions thank you for acknowledging this that's a pretty big hat what's going on every outfit i put on yes i would laughed so you did too yes great perfect this is hilarious and they're gonna put me in the swamp yes they're actually coming for these style choices right now if you can hear the sirens um you should have seen the uh the indigenous floridians that were staring at me with this hat on as they were trying to hand me no oh the people on set oh yeah you should have seen the uh the indigenous floridians that were staring at me with this okay oh yeah well we didn't just go straight into the swamp with like nobody are you are you actually holding well 100 you're holding a crocodile there yeah that's not okay that's real that's incredible first of all brave i think it was heavy was it it's heavy and what you don't realize is that i'm standing on lily pad roots i was just about to ask that question did they check under your feet 15 feet deep and i'm just standing on the root of the lily pads right there see this is why i wanted to get into this because on one hand you're looking at this and you're like this is ridiculous but this was like a legitimate feat that you accomplished here i was proud of myself did you get the bag dirty no okay great oh my gosh sure would have law would have killed me okay more questions ah okay um what type of construction were you doing in the ocean i was doing turtle construction i was doing water moving yep getting uh you know and is the horse under the water or um was it a seahorse what's happening with the cowboy hat the the cowboy hat and the the construction vest yes they were at the same there was like one look this is one look yeah and then we were like maybe do one without the other because they were clashing with the water oh you had them on at the same time at one point and then yeah okay so that actually this is a great this was actually great decision making yes because that would have been too much right it was it was way too much and then you split it and this is clearly not too much this is exactly what it's supposed to be that's that's enjoying the water after after a hard day's work sure on site we're refreshing dip great what else do we have yep how sweaty okay so this shoot was in south florida it was literally in the everglades yes so fuzzy here we go again with a fuzzy hat smaller fuzzy in june in june in june how hot were you in that peacoat i was sweating my tail off were you it was that was the most uncomfortable part is that i'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot yes knowing how because you're professional no like knowing how bogus i look and feel even though i thought that was pretty cool that shot that's actually you get that's pretty cool you get the old car um but i i was literally sweating bullets the entire like down your face yes you're trying to pretend like you're not like it just wasn't happening and that's why you and it got to the point where you're like like trying to like sting it a little yeah and then like had like jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for oh no i'm more of a these are like a visor for me in the sun he says the same thing yeah i can i can block the sun out real fast with these that's the best god thank you ed kelsey all right that's it for my commentary no further questions but i think it's clear that that there's a reason you were featured in gq in that shoot because clearly you're a professional fighting through the elements like that i was to do fun silly stuff like that um and have fun with it you know law bro's the one that was designing me and like put me in all that fun stuff and was a part of like making sure that it looked right and looked cool and came out great like that is that i just like trusted the process and everybody with it i was just like yeah whatever you guys got you didn't even pull out the the cool one i did and in the ocean the other ocean one do we know that one the one i will say there was a pack on my feet oh i will say there was there was a moment in going over the rundown where emma was like we're gonna bring up the gq shoot and i was like let's have some be selective yeah well so this was actually i had how many times did you eat chips believe it or not i didn't that is i'm trying to manage it was it was that is such a kelsey brother bullshit nonsense that is i'm mad get up and then i kind of like slowly fell down the guy so you don't know how those work you're you're are you controlling it you're attached to a guy on a jet ski okay and he's through the jet skis like that's what's giving engine that's what's giving you the the water going through so that guy was perfect every time it looked like i was about to just like tail off yeah he would he would yeah ease off the gas a little bit and then that would kind of like ease me back down and i could get my bearings yeah so but yeah no that was that was a blast and my quads were burning uh next time i go on the other podcast you have every right to find the most ridiculous photos of me intern brandon can find so i'm gonna give you gq i'm gonna give you no we gotta get kai in there we gotta get her down me and my chuck taylors uh that's the best i got uh and that's a wrap on our uncle trav super bowl special thank you trav this was so much fun was it yes okay good i will say this is one of the one of the very few interviews that i've done that i haven't been super sweaty and nervous that i was gonna fuck it up because i just figured like we'll just be no i'm just we'll just be here shoot the shit fuck around with this rundown and make emma sweat you also have like important people coming on here that are actually doing like cool shit in life so it's like and you guys don't i haven't had a job in a month i don't this is all he's got going on guys like the first time i have nothing no i'm kidding well thank you so much for taking the time i you just let me know when i get another chance to come on here i'm gonna go find some don't say that more queen now i can hear you um thank you so so much and um go chiefs oh heard it here first yes they've actually heard it multiple times but i'm saying it in front of you so that you make sure you hear it thank you you know i always say out of respect go birds thank you see and that's on being family okay i'll be back next thursday with a brand new episode and it's another banger you're getting the first ever ngl galentine's day episode with some very special guests you know the guests actually trav that one i'm gonna be nervous about because they're about to share some shit let's not let them get in the driver's seat on that one so please 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